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I just read through a long list of bad jokes on 'a website', the best of which I've cut and pasted below

A rabbi, a cowboy, and George W. Bush all get sucked into a wind turbine.

They died.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"where's my tractor?"

What's the ideal weight for Idimmu?

About two pounds, counting the urn.

A Russian couple were walking down the street in Moscow one night,
when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining", he said
to his wife.

"No, that felt more like snow to me", she replied. "No, I'm sure it
was just rain", he said.

Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument
about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they
saw a communist party official walking toward them.

"Let's not fight about it", the man said, "Let's ask Comrade
Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing". As the official
approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it
officially raining or snowing?"

"It's raining, of course", he replied, and walked on. But the
woman insisted: "I know that felt like snow!" To which the man
quietly replied:

"Rudolph the red knows rain, dear."

Q: What's better than winning the gold at the Wheelchair Olympics?
A: Having legs that work.

AN old man goes to the doctor and says he wants to get some birth control for his 9 year old Granddaughter. The doctor asks "A 9 year old? Is she sexually active?" grandpa says "no, she lays there like her grandmother."

What's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why is the space between a woman's tits and hips called a waist?

Because another pair of tits could easily fit there.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they stink.