[KaneED]

That wank in the morning thing doesn't work unless you're nto particuarly virile/old. You may as well store up your come so you when you come you can drown her in it. If its a one night stand, thats the best way to do it.

And the plying people with drinks is good. Its my girlfriends birthday soon and I said I'd pay for her drinks all night. This means I can kind of control what she drinks, so can control how drunk she is more or less so she's not so drunk where she's like a rag doll in bed, although that is good sometimes, but still drunk enough that she would do things she wouldn't normally do while she's sober.

The only preparation I do before going out is eat, shower, get dressed, hair, taxi.

Not much to it, I'm naturally ugly so there's not much point in making an effort.