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Unread 28 Jul 2005, 02:08   #1
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Salad cream.

Salad cream is ****ing awesome. No, seriously. Its like someone thought "holy shit we just found a way to bottle liquid awesome, what should we call it" and someone said "salad cream" because salad's pretty good and cream is a lovely word.

It goes with ANYTHING. I just ate two corned beef rolls with salad cream. I'm out of salad. Do i give a ****? ****ing hell no, brother. I just squeezed that shizzle in the mizzle of my rizzle and boogied on down to happy town.

It goes with chips. Surely, tommy k, or brown sauce, or a litre of vinegar are all thoroughly great options. But none of them quite eclipse the joys of fattening yourself up by smothering chips and cheese in salad cream for that extra dose of love.

Sometimes when im bored and hungry, i "start my meal" with salad cream. I think what i want salad cream on today. Dont be fooled into thinking that a lack of bread slows me down. In the past ive put it on cold pasta, and pizza.

So in essence, hail to thee, Salad Cream, spunk of the gods. Mother of christ you taste ****ing ace. I wrote a poem for you.

Salad cream, Salad cream
Tastes good all the time
Salad cream salad cream
Makes me fe**** YOU NOD YOU FAGGOT
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