Re: Speeches
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Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
I've found being mildly offensive in a jokey sort of sense helps.
"I remember vividly my first day when I first arrived. I was so impressed by the clean cut students, sparkling facilities and wonderful faculty. I was then told I was in the wrong school and this place was the shithole down the road..."
Or something like that. Generally rubbish "in-jokes" are the way to go (e.g. if everyone hates the finance department because they're rubbish, joke at their expense, if a certain class is notoriously bad then mention them, that sort of thing).
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