Scene III - Canada. Phil has been at the house for 2 hours, and is lying in bed with his love, Aryn.
Aryn: Wow, that was great sex! You lasted a whole 58 seconds, I counted!
Phil: That's because I'm 1337, my dear
Aryn: You're so dreamy, Phil!
Phil: Only because I'm so in love with you
Aryn: No, because I'm in love with YOU!
Phil: Now what do we do?
Aryn: I know it's unusual for me, but I'm actually hungry!
Phil: There's that extra-extra-large bucket of chicken over there sweetie, we could... oh you've already devoured it? I was only in the loo for 5 minutes!
Aryn:
Phil: I can't think of anything we can do that doesn't involve exercise that isn't sex
Aryn: Let's ask GD!
Phil: Yes, let's!
Aryn: Hooray for GD!