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Forum: Roleplaying 19 May 2006, 02:59
Replies: 52
Views: 14,170
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: We hereby announce..........

Congrats, guys!

Too bad this forum is dead.
Forum: Roleplaying 10 Aug 2005, 20:39
Replies: 226
Views: 16,715
Posted By KlavoHunter
Forum: Roleplaying 10 Aug 2005, 03:31
Replies: 226
Views: 16,715
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: DOOM! Resurrection of Evil!

Bitch, how about you restart the real, stat-based Onslaught? Quit posting in these bastard threads!
Forum: Roleplaying 10 Aug 2005, 02:51
Replies: 121
Views: 17,158
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels - THE REMAKE

I want the old one with the old cost system back. When I made my uber Strike Frigate of DOOM :)

Onslaught: The Really Cool Version....
Forum: Roleplaying 19 May 2005, 00:30
Replies: 263
Views: 28,250
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Colonies: The Return to Alsar Prime

I would assume so - That was kind of the point, to dissuade you from continuing the attack, or else to make a big power grab himself if you didn't knock it off. :)
Forum: Roleplaying 18 May 2005, 03:08
Replies: 301
Views: 22,723
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

It would be nice to make this thread live again. So I could, y'know, go kick asses and stuff. Or whatever.
Forum: Roleplaying 17 May 2005, 06:12
Replies: 263
Views: 28,250
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Colonies: The Return to Alsar Prime

And I'd love to come up for tea and cakes, but the role of the filthy Jihad leader demands that I escape and cause havoc.

That, and stomping on non-human insects. Can't forget the stomping. :p
Forum: Roleplaying 8 May 2005, 04:42
Replies: 263
Views: 28,250
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Colonies: The Return to Alsar Prime

Actually, me and PK made plans that would have worked for me getting out of this mess, surviving, and being able to rebuild afterwards.

What the hey - Maybe I can RP something else up! ;)
Oh,...
Forum: Roleplaying 7 May 2005, 05:14
Replies: 263
Views: 28,250
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Colonies: The Return to Alsar Prime

Aww, ****. I thought this RP was all ended and stuff, so I left for a few weeks...

Anyways, meh. Good show, I had something totally different in mind, but I guess I just got dogpiled on far...
Forum: Roleplaying 19 Feb 2005, 00:25
Replies: 263
Views: 28,250
Posted By KlavoHunter
Forum: Roleplaying 10 Feb 2005, 05:54
Replies: 263
Views: 28,250
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Colonies: The Return to Alsar Prime

Errr, buddy, you're *how* close?

.... yeah, that's what I thought. You're half the frigging continant away, aside from that initial tiny offered extraction force that you supposedly deployed.
...
Forum: Roleplaying 5 Feb 2005, 22:00
Replies: 263
Views: 28,250
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Colonies: The Return to Alsar Prime

Yeah, you wish... silly squid.
Forum: Roleplaying 5 Feb 2005, 06:50
Replies: 263
Views: 28,250
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Colonies: The Return to Alsar Prime

You might be of a mind to completely sacrifice yourself just to nail me, but Crazyboy might have his own opinions.

As for you coming after me? *snorts a giant pile of cocaine off his desk, and...
Forum: Roleplaying 4 Feb 2005, 23:23
Replies: 263
Views: 28,250
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Colonies: The Return to Alsar Prime

OOC: I'm waiting to hear your terms of surrender, Fluffie, Crazy... I'll even be nice enough to let you withdraw in a hurry without me shooting you guys in the back.
Forum: Roleplaying 31 Jan 2005, 21:32
Replies: 263
Views: 28,250
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Colonies: The Return to Alsar Prime

I'm considering how hilariously funny his "deal" is, especially considering Hewitt's penchent for backstabbing.
Forum: Roleplaying 31 Jan 2005, 20:18
Replies: 263
Views: 28,250
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Colonies: The Return to Alsar Prime

Doubtful :p But that's a raw deal anyways - He loses maybe a handful of guys pulling a single character out, and gets full access to a whole tech branch.

I lose EVERYTHING, like, oh, an entire...
Forum: Roleplaying 31 Jan 2005, 00:54
Replies: 263
Views: 28,250
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Colonies: The Return to Alsar Prime

Well, it would be nice to know what the hell you're offering, and to who = :p
Forum: Roleplaying 23 Jan 2005, 18:18
Replies: 263
Views: 28,250
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Colonies: The Return to Alsar Prime

I haven't said anything IC yet, you tit :P

Edit: PK tells me I should put a glass jar over you to keep you out of trouble for now :p
Forum: Roleplaying 23 Jan 2005, 17:41
Replies: 263
Views: 28,250
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Colonies: The Return to Alsar Prime

****ing dogpiler. I'll crush your goddamn bones and feed those units of yours straight up your asshole! :mad: :rolleyes:
Forum: Roleplaying 23 Jan 2005, 15:36
Replies: 263
Views: 28,250
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Colonies: The Return to Alsar Prime

OOC: (Son of a BITCH.... I deleted this ****er TWICE on accident now!)

IC:

Klavo gritted his teeth as the savagely pounding barrage of rockets washed over his columns of tanks and infantry,...
Forum: Roleplaying 14 Jan 2005, 01:05
Replies: 263
Views: 28,250
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Colonies: The Return to Alsar Prime

Apparantly then you must have changed your MSN, as I've been on damn near constantly, and set an alert for if you log onto MSN. What is the MSN Messenger account you are currently using?

I have...
Forum: Roleplaying 13 Jan 2005, 00:00
Replies: 263
Views: 28,250
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Colonies: The Return to Alsar Prime

Hewitt.... I understand that we end up with massive amounts of slots - so massive, that it more than makes up for the losses in this battle.

I'd like to propose that, once the battle is concluded...
Forum: Roleplaying 8 Jan 2005, 22:18
Replies: 263
Views: 28,250
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Colonies: The Return to Alsar Prime

Never heard of any such thing.

Can we get PK to do Round 2 of the battle, keeping in mind that No Dachi's stuff won't arrive in time?
Forum: Roleplaying 6 Jan 2005, 06:25
Replies: 263
Views: 28,250
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Colonies: The Return to Alsar Prime

There was one good thing about the Trillans' high technology, at least in this case. They had extremely good comms on all their units, and the message was transmitted in extremely short order, and...
Forum: Roleplaying 6 Jan 2005, 05:13
Replies: 263
Views: 28,250
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Colonies: The Return to Alsar Prime

Hurry up and get on MSN, you bum!

Well, I suppose there is a couple ideas, there... *thinkthink*

If it takes 1 in-battle "Round" for a flight of FIGHTERS to go from the coast directly north...
Forum: Roleplaying 5 Jan 2005, 01:44
Replies: 263
Views: 28,250
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Colonies: The Return to Alsar Prime

Hm, in light of the Trillans coming in as well, I'm going to stop and talk to PK on MSN before I make my next moves.

And, the other Jihad guy? He said he doesn't want to continue after this...
Forum: Roleplaying 4 Jan 2005, 01:09
Replies: 263
Views: 28,250
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Colonies: The Return to Alsar Prime

OOC: PK, I kind of anticipated that the Madcats and infantry would be grouped in along with the Bulldogs when I had the Molotov Napalm run against them. Can I ask why that didn't end up happening?...
Forum: Roleplaying 3 Jan 2005, 04:00
Replies: 263
Views: 28,250
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Colonies: The Return to Alsar Prime

Negative. Crazyboy is using stuff you built on Day 17, and you're bitching about me using things built on Day 17.



The Madcats, Bulldogs, and 10 of the Nighthawks couldn't even be here for the...
Forum: Roleplaying 3 Jan 2005, 03:53
Replies: 263
Views: 28,250
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Colonies: The Return to Alsar Prime

Klavo had considered allowing himself to sleep in on the 17th day on Alsar Prime. Aerial Recon had shown that the last of the remaining floodwaters aboveground had evaporated, and ambush tunnels...
Forum: Roleplaying 2 Jan 2005, 23:16
Replies: 263
Views: 28,250
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Colonies: The Return to Alsar Prime

OOC: Yes, Evil Imperial is my bitch. He's not an extra account, he's a friend from another RP board, and if I have to drag the answers about what CrazyBoy's units actually are out of PK, then...
Forum: Roleplaying 2 Jan 2005, 07:01
Replies: 263
Views: 28,250
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Colonies: The Return to Alsar Prime

Day 6:
Slots/Day: 40
Stockpile: 0
Building: 2 Mines (10)

Day 7:
Slots/Day: 44
Stockpile: 30
Building: 2 Mines (10)
Forum: Roleplaying 29 Dec 2004, 01:56
Replies: 263
Views: 28,250
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Colonies: The Return to Alsar Prime

I'm waiting for someone else to make a post so I can dump the last ~week of turns out and curbstomp someone.
Forum: Roleplaying 28 Dec 2004, 06:52
Replies: 113
Views: 12,692
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: The Farshot Campaign: Second Strike

I command that these threads LIVE!
Forum: Roleplaying 27 Dec 2004, 22:02
Replies: 301
Views: 22,723
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

*casts Level VII Ressurection on thread*
Forum: Roleplaying 27 Dec 2004, 22:01
Replies: 113
Views: 12,692
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: The Farshot Campaign: Second Strike

*casts Level VII Ressurection on thread*
Forum: General Discussions 27 Dec 2004, 09:41
Replies: 5
Views: 1,682
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: What's green and yellow and chained to my fence?

I am a racist twat. This was not funny.
Forum: Roleplaying 24 Dec 2004, 04:40
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

This thread had many daddies, I insist! :p
Forum: Roleplaying 24 Dec 2004, 02:15
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

DM this thread, don't go off and screw with those bastard offspring threads! :p
Forum: Roleplaying 21 Dec 2004, 17:55
Replies: 263
Views: 28,250
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Colonies: The Return to Alsar Prime

OOC:



Hush, manwhore! ;)

IC:

Erm, no real story for now... bleh
Forum: Roleplaying 21 Dec 2004, 02:34
Replies: 263
Views: 28,250
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Colonies: The Return to Alsar Prime

OOC:



I'm not Badger, I'm not going to try and take on everyone at once :p

IC:

Erm, no real story for now... bleh
Forum: Roleplaying 19 Dec 2004, 23:06
Replies: 263
Views: 28,250
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Colonies: The Return to Alsar Prime

Nexus Primus
Main Continant
Alsar Prime

Lord Commander KlavoHunter stood outside his base in the crisp morning air of the mountains, still smelling the tang of the brine-y water that had once...
Forum: Roleplaying 19 Dec 2004, 21:30
Replies: 263
Views: 28,250
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Colonies: The Return to Alsar Prime

I prefer to see those 50 slots worth of units as stuff being pre-deployed by the ship in orbit along with the Colony Hub.
Forum: Roleplaying 19 Dec 2004, 05:35
Replies: 263
Views: 28,250
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Colonies: The Return to Alsar Prime

Warthog Tank produces 1 slot a day.
Forum: Roleplaying 19 Dec 2004, 01:13
Replies: 263
Views: 28,250
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Colonies: The Return to Alsar Prime

OOC: I am hopefully not either the green or black dot - That would put me too far to the right of where I want to be. I want to be to the LEFT of that second, tiny icecap of the mountain.

Nexus...
Forum: Roleplaying 19 Dec 2004, 00:08
Replies: 263
Views: 28,250
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Colonies: The Return to Alsar Prime

*giggles* Oooohhhh, kinky! ;)
Forum: Roleplaying 18 Dec 2004, 22:04
Replies: 263
Views: 28,250
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Colonies: The Return to Alsar Prime

I didn't particularly read very many of the other Colonies threads :p

A Terran Fleet commander going over to the Jihad (with his rather substantial resources, I might add) would be a big coup...
Forum: Roleplaying 18 Dec 2004, 20:23
Replies: 263
Views: 28,250
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Colonies: The Return to Alsar Prime

OOC: Actually, can you take my base out of the South-Western mountain range, and place it instead at the west end of the Eastern Peninsula Mountains. Specifically, directly to the north of the...
Forum: Roleplaying 16 Dec 2004, 06:03
Replies: 263
Views: 28,250
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Colonies: The Return to Alsar Prime

Lord Commander KlavoHunter of the Terran Ginn-Sai Jihad

Generals:
Lord Commander KlavoHunter

Colonies:
1. Nexus Primus in the South Western Mountains (Main Continent)

Slots per Day: 6
Forum: Roleplaying 16 Dec 2004, 05:41
Replies: 263
Views: 28,250
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Colonies: The Return to Alsar Prime

Hell yeah, Fluffie, join the Jihad! :D
Forum: Roleplaying 15 Dec 2004, 03:15
Replies: 263
Views: 28,250
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Colonies: The Return to Alsar Prime

too late, pwned bitch! :p
Forum: Roleplaying 14 Dec 2004, 23:24
Replies: 263
Views: 28,250
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Colonies: The Return to Alsar Prime

Terran, Ginn-Sai Jihad. Main Continant, South-Western Mountain Range.

*STARES at IB*
Forum: Roleplaying 13 Dec 2004, 05:36
Replies: 263
Views: 28,250
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Colonies: The Return to Alsar Prime

It seemed like a good idea at the time... :D
Forum: Roleplaying 13 Dec 2004, 01:19
Replies: 263
Views: 28,250
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Colonies: The Return to Alsar Prime

Holy Feck is right! \o/
Forum: Roleplaying 12 Dec 2004, 18:41
Replies: 263
Views: 28,250
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Colonies: The Return to Alsar Prime

... yes, Badger, if only that Terran bastard KlavoHunter would leave you alone! ;)
Forum: Roleplaying 3 Dec 2004, 00:10
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

Then again, No Dachi, you never posted in the first place, except to say "Ooh! I'm in and I want this!" :p
Forum: Roleplaying 25 Nov 2004, 19:40
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Forum: Roleplaying 29 Oct 2004, 17:42
Replies: 301
Views: 22,723
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

He who takes the inititave wins. So, therefore, since I apparantly made the first attack.... I win.
Forum: Roleplaying 28 Oct 2004, 02:33
Replies: 301
Views: 22,723
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

Hell with that, Hewitt, I'm not leaving my tent from out in front of your house!

I'd love to continue this - We've already got a nice plot set up for what we'll be doing, without everyone going...
Forum: Roleplaying 28 Oct 2004, 02:26
Replies: 94
Views: 10,022
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Old School Rp'ers!

I remember Ark...

Anyone remember the GD-RP Board War? :)
Forum: Roleplaying 24 Oct 2004, 03:23
Replies: 342
Views: 26,817
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: wtf, why are the forums so dead?

Mintos, I WUB j00!

Okay, with that said.... where the hell DID everyone go.

Two weeks ago this place was roaring with activity...
Forum: Roleplaying 23 Oct 2004, 19:05
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

Hewitt did say he gave up, that's why someone else is taking control of his ship for the time being.
Forum: Roleplaying 21 Oct 2004, 03:06
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

I say we wait a little more. But the main problem is that most of the people haven't made their posts!
Forum: Roleplaying 19 Oct 2004, 21:46
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

Just about everyone has seemingly disappeared from RP for a while.
Forum: Roleplaying 10 Oct 2004, 21:53
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

You get penalties for not putting any RP into it.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Oct 2004, 03:44
Replies: 19
Views: 3,090
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Two presidential candidates arrested at last nights debate.

Clearly, it's because the views of the 3rd-party candidates does not truely matter. Anyone who is going to vote for them made up their minds to do so a long time ago. The only question for voters...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Oct 2004, 06:34
Replies: 27
Views: 2,166
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Fish

Got my hands on an arseload of what was supposed to be Pork Ribs, but ended up being this miraculous SLAB of pure pork rib meat, with very little bone.

Baked, then grilled with BBQ sauce. De-lish.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Oct 2004, 01:32
Replies: 26
Views: 2,599
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Pot Noodle thread

Chedder Cheese, thus far.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Oct 2004, 00:39
Replies: 51
Views: 4,360
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Favourite snacks

Well, then are you the milkman's wife?

As I would like some milk from your tits >_>
Forum: General Discussions 3 Oct 2004, 05:40
Replies: 51
Views: 4,360
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Favourite snacks

Clearly, you are pregnant.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Oct 2004, 17:42
Replies: 27
Views: 2,727
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: [Poll] Chavs or Al Qaeda?

Aye, do away with all the "Chav"s.

But, how about, while we're on the subject of BLEEDING OBVIOUS QUESTIONS, what is "ginger"?
Forum: General Discussions 2 Oct 2004, 02:19
Replies: 51
Views: 5,117
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Squares... Lotsa squares...

97, going for more.

Ooh! I made.... 98! :D

118! Fk yah!
Forum: General Discussions 30 Sep 2004, 13:57
Replies: 20
Views: 1,440
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: So what is "Art" ?

Art is shit.

Dace, you have the green light on this girl. Make 'er squeal!
Forum: Roleplaying 29 Sep 2004, 22:12
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

No, I say keep Hewitt shooting the Deathgliders, too.

3 Hornet Carriers (1 with flight decks damaged)
18 Merciless Frigates (None damaged)
147 Hellraiser Gunships (None damaged)
287 Deathglider...
Forum: Roleplaying 29 Sep 2004, 21:07
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

Buddy, those pulse cannons aren't going to do jack squat to the Hellraisers. I take it you're really targetting the enemy Deathgliders?
Forum: Roleplaying 29 Sep 2004, 18:14
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

Aye, see what I mean? There's a healthy chunk of the fleet's fighters. Now go use those bombers for attack purposes.

My post's been done since yesterday, for those who didn't notice. Make your...
Forum: Roleplaying 28 Sep 2004, 14:08
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

OOC: Heiro, I was assigning them to you without permission, because, frankly, those fighters aren't going to do very much if used piecemeal. I figured we could hand the rest over to you and let the...
Forum: Roleplaying 26 Sep 2004, 22:17
Replies: 301
Views: 22,723
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

No, you're not too late. We're only on turn 4 or so, so feel free to get a semi-late start.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Sep 2004, 17:50
Replies: 11
Views: 1,475
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: How did this guy live long enough to breed?

You forget, child molesters and their ilk have a reputation of not surviving long in prison. Someone who killed his own baby over nothing, I expect, will be dead within the first 10 steps into the...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Sep 2004, 06:12
Replies: 11
Views: 1,475
Posted By KlavoHunter
How did this guy live long enough to breed?

Man, 21 years, suffocates son, 28 days, so he could play Pokemon. (http://www.estripes.com/article.asp?section=104&article=23657&archive=true)

WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION?!? :mad: :mad: ...
Forum: Roleplaying 25 Sep 2004, 23:39
Replies: 113
Views: 12,692
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: The Farshot Campaign: Second Strike

Hey, guys, did you or did you not notice that he updated?
Forum: Roleplaying 24 Sep 2004, 17:12
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

Bakan - PM sent.

Strategy will be formulated, forthcoming. Team effort, people, and that means more than what me and mrmao are doing.

I'm about to form up the fighter counts of our fleet. ...
Forum: Roleplaying 24 Sep 2004, 16:04
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

Enemy forces:

3 Hornet Carriers (1 with flight decks damaged)
18 Merciless Frigates (None damaged)
147 Hellraiser Gunships (None damaged)
287 Deathglider Fighters (None damaged)

Our Forces...
Forum: Roleplaying 24 Sep 2004, 04:29
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

Kindly post in full how many ships the Swarm has left, and the number damaged. It will help muchly in formulating my battle plan.

Also, can you quick tell us the effects that the combined strike...
Forum: Roleplaying 24 Sep 2004, 00:11
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

*smack*

That could be 13,500 more credits worth of Gunship-smacking firepower!
Forum: Roleplaying 23 Sep 2004, 14:00
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

Obviously you never heard the original line from some movie. It goes along the lines of, "ENGLISH, MOTHER****ER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!?"
Forum: General Discussions 23 Sep 2004, 13:59
Replies: 50
Views: 4,745
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Legal credit card "scam".... interesting!

Ah, really? Well, this makes things interesting. How exactly do you "stop" this sort of thing? It's not hurting anyone, after all.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Sep 2004, 13:57
Replies: 50
Views: 4,745
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Legal credit card "scam".... interesting!

Currently, we're trying to work out how to go through this via getting one of those Small Business credit cards that have a 0% introductory interest rates.

And the nicest thing about this is that...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Sep 2004, 13:55
Replies: 50
Views: 4,745
Posted By KlavoHunter
Forum: General Discussions 23 Sep 2004, 13:54
Replies: 50
Views: 4,745
Posted By KlavoHunter
Legal credit card "scam".... interesting!

I found this over on another forum. I'll do the two instruction posts seperate from one another.
Forum: Roleplaying 23 Sep 2004, 13:43
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

EMAIL, MOTHER****ER, DO YOU USE IT?!?
Forum: Roleplaying 22 Sep 2004, 23:29
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

Can we get an actual DM post, or at least a log of the battlecalc to tide us over and let us think?
Forum: Roleplaying 21 Sep 2004, 23:21
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

Did I die? Or did Mao blast the Hellraisers off of me before they got to me?



Might I point out, though, that a Tender-class vessel is capeble of stuffing in 10 Torpedo tubes (though only...
Forum: Roleplaying 21 Sep 2004, 03:47
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

Yeah, really, how many of us are there, compared to their 73? :P When there are 20 ships out there that each outmatch us by a ridiculous amount? And more fighters than we can shake our wangs at?
...
Forum: Roleplaying 21 Sep 2004, 02:09
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

We're killing them too fast, eh?
Forum: General Discussions 20 Sep 2004, 16:01
Replies: 26
Views: 2,444
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Fave Takeaway

2 $1.29 Beef & Potato burritoes from Taco Bell.
Forum: Roleplaying 20 Sep 2004, 15:33
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

Just saying that it's not wise to base all of your actions about something that hasn't been calc'ed yet... PD fire could be very heavy.

I'll let the fighter thing go. But do try and recall that...
Forum: Roleplaying 20 Sep 2004, 13:59
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

OOC: Hmmm, flapjack, I don't know. I posted the carrier once, with the explicit label that it was just something to test a theory of mine, and everything else I've done has talked about the...
Forum: Roleplaying 20 Sep 2004, 02:27
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

Or the Torpedo Tubes on your particular ship fire a pair of slave-guidanced 375-damage Torpedoes. :) Heck, I could say that my MAC is a machine-gun that fires an obsene number of small slugs that...
Forum: Roleplaying 20 Sep 2004, 01:42
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

You realize your ship only has 3 torpedoes? The other 3 weapons are 2 fusion MISSILES, and a Minelayer.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Sep 2004, 06:47
Replies: 9
Views: 1,770
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Little story .......

feck, which one :P
Forum: General Discussions 19 Sep 2004, 04:17
Replies: 9
Views: 1,770
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Little story .......

Where'd I come from in here?
Forum: General Discussions 19 Sep 2004, 03:21
Replies: 42
Views: 2,958
Posted By KlavoHunter
Forum: Roleplaying 18 Sep 2004, 21:02
Replies: 113
Views: 12,692
Posted By KlavoHunter
Forum: General Discussions 18 Sep 2004, 18:45
Replies: 23
Views: 2,180
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: tell me the story of your life

I started posting from inside the womb.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Sep 2004, 14:00
Replies: 35
Views: 2,562
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: For all you Pot Noodle lovers

pot noodle is teh ace.

I have, like, 15 things of them in my closet.
Forum: Roleplaying 17 Sep 2004, 03:55
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

Post finally remade after bit-and-piece'ing it for a while.
Forum: Roleplaying 14 Sep 2004, 21:45
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

Want to pound the hell out of one of their Carriers with the double MACs? I bet you'd rake in big credits for blowing one of them.

But, seriously, you could just pop two frigates at a time with...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Sep 2004, 19:47
Replies: 41
Views: 2,996
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Baby Hobbie

FFS, I remember the "Get Hobbie Laid" thing.
Forum: Roleplaying 14 Sep 2004, 19:38
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

OOC: I'm surpremely pissed, I'd almost finished editing my post and then I crashed...
Forum: Roleplaying 13 Sep 2004, 16:03
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

OOC: I thought it was 100,000 in deep-freeze, and 50,000 hitching along for the ride? Meh.

BTW, the "CRS" designation on my ship not like a Star Trek-esque NCC designation, the CRS stands for...
Forum: Roleplaying 13 Sep 2004, 00:59
Replies: 301
Views: 22,723
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

Bumping to keep that lovely cinnamon smell up on top.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Sep 2004, 02:22
Replies: 45
Views: 2,477
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: The Burning Question

I Slam Islam.
Forum: Roleplaying 9 Sep 2004, 13:46
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

Translation - Don't be late for the train, or else the Swarm will run a train on you.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Sep 2004, 03:03
Replies: 87
Views: 4,133
Posted By KlavoHunter
Forum: Roleplaying 5 Sep 2004, 04:18
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

September 25th, 2391 – 0700 hours
Coalition Starship Archipelago, CRS-688

Captain Hunter shook his head slowly, looking at the latest readouts of the fleet strengths on paper. None of it...
Forum: Roleplaying 4 Sep 2004, 22:05
Replies: 113
Views: 12,692
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: The Farshot Campaign: Second Strike

OOC: Mind updating our kill credits and such? :P

IC:

The thunder of pulse laser on armor shook Merrimack to her very bones as the mighty enemy Bravo battlecruiser swatted out at her in a...
Forum: Roleplaying 3 Sep 2004, 21:08
Replies: 113
Views: 12,692
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: The Farshot Campaign: Second Strike

Well, thanks to your lack of attention to the boards, I've dragged in a motherlode in Dune ;)

Can we get a move on with this thread?
Forum: Roleplaying 3 Sep 2004, 20:50
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

RP is good, GF is good. How about we get you an RP GF? ;)
Forum: Roleplaying 3 Sep 2004, 16:21
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

Bakan, 'tis Friday. How 'bout that First Official DM Post?
Forum: Roleplaying 3 Sep 2004, 01:55
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

Yeah... 3000 points of hyperaccurate damage. I like it, heh.
Forum: Roleplaying 3 Sep 2004, 01:30
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

Kinda underarmed for a Destroyer, eh?

Of course, you have the Mark V Weapon Enhancements, and likely you'll be able to just slot huge amounts of weapons in when we get to the system we're aiming...
Forum: Roleplaying 2 Sep 2004, 01:59
Replies: 113
Views: 12,692
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: The Farshot Campaign: Second Strike

B-b-b-but.... Crazy's AWOL!
Forum: Roleplaying 2 Sep 2004, 01:07
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

Is such a blatant ripoff LEGAL? :P
Forum: Roleplaying 2 Sep 2004, 00:16
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

You know, there's actually very little of worth that I can do with 750 extra credits :P Or even the full 1000 I actually am supposed to get.

*upgrades his Marines to Spec Ops Marines :P*
Forum: Roleplaying 1 Sep 2004, 19:54
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

*Two hot chicks knock on Bakan's front door.*

Chick 1: You owe Mr KlavoHunter *giggle* some money, he says.

Chick 2: Yeah, he also says if ya pay up soon, *giggle* we gonna oil ya up and do...
Forum: Roleplaying 1 Sep 2004, 04:27
Replies: 301
Views: 22,723
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

Yeah, Hewitt, was there any damage to the Harvester the Carryall was carrying? :P

Besides, I'm about to start school, I'm not "swamped". You can certainly find time to do this! :P
Forum: Roleplaying 31 Aug 2004, 23:50
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

Might I point out that you still have an amazing 12000 credits left in your pocket? It's not going to gain interest just sitting in the bank, y'know. :P
Forum: Roleplaying 31 Aug 2004, 21:00
Replies: 301
Views: 22,723
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

Rawrrrr! Hewitt, I see you posting in OTHER threads!
Forum: Roleplaying 31 Aug 2004, 20:59
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

This is me idly creating a Carrier-type ship as an experiment. Pay no attention. Or go "WTH, Carriers suck". Whatever you like.

Class - Frigate
Weapons - 5 .512 Pulse Cannon
Armor - Class C...
Forum: Roleplaying 31 Aug 2004, 20:52
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

Yes, you must be good at making munchie characters in D&D :P

Fortunately, my ship is a touch more well-balanced, and plus I have a crew which is far superior to yours in numbers and skill.
...
Forum: Roleplaying 31 Aug 2004, 20:33
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

A Corvette cannot support 200 troops, it can only support 100.

Anyone who points out an error in another person’s ship design will get a reward of 1,000 credits from me. So please, make them error...
Forum: Roleplaying 31 Aug 2004, 04:00
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

Might I point out that you could EASILY fit all of that and more (except for the troop count) into a Corvette hull, rather than a Frigate hull, and save an assload of cash on the Ship? :P
Forum: Roleplaying 31 Aug 2004, 03:51
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

Can I throw a fit for people copying my design of packing a MAC into a Corvette?
Forum: Roleplaying 30 Aug 2004, 06:39
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

Class E Basic Hull Armor would yield only 8000 Hull Armor.

Okay, after you have designed your ship, post it. I will make the following notice as well. Anyone who points out an error in another...
Forum: Roleplaying 30 Aug 2004, 05:12
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

Ack! *edits his ship before someone gets a reward off of HIS error*

As it stood, I had more armor than Heiro's ship :p
Forum: Roleplaying 30 Aug 2004, 03:16
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

The fact that it's Class C does not triple the price, it triples the effectiveness.

Okay, after you have designed your ship, post it. I will make the following notice as well. Anyone who points...
Forum: Roleplaying 30 Aug 2004, 02:36
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

Asimov Explorers have Class F Armor Modifiers.

Okay, after you have designed your ship, post it. I will make the following notice as well. Anyone who points out an error in another person’s ship...
Forum: Roleplaying 29 Aug 2004, 20:10
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

Ship Name - Archipelago
Ship Class - Corvette
Weapons -
1 Magnetic Assault Cannon
2 .512 Pulse Cannon
1 Interceptor Missile Launcher
Armor - Class B Ablative Hull Armor (6000 Armor)...
Forum: Roleplaying 29 Aug 2004, 19:37
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

Supposed to be that way, eh? :cool:
Forum: Roleplaying 29 Aug 2004, 19:19
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

Another POSSIBLE error spotted.

The M.A.C. only takes up 15 slots, whereas the lesser Mass Driver takes up 20.
Forum: Roleplaying 29 Aug 2004, 08:17
Replies: 266
Views: 21,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Onslaught – Chapter 1: The Flight of Angels

What is the deal with a lot of the Accessories?

You've got errors with the numbers of Slots being misrepresented by percentages, and plus the Weapons Enhancements are all wrong in price.
...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Aug 2004, 06:25
Replies: 12
Views: 1,509
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: ~Childhood Memories

I was raped by a clown with a piece of frying bacon in the dark!
Forum: Roleplaying 28 Aug 2004, 20:32
Replies: 113
Views: 12,692
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: The Farshot Campaign: Second Strike

Come on, PK, most of us have posted! Have mercy!
Forum: General Discussions 28 Aug 2004, 03:22
Replies: 13
Views: 2,342
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Does the devil exist?

2 + 2 = 5

For extremely large values of 2.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Aug 2004, 02:46
Replies: 13
Views: 2,342
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Does the devil exist?

If I make Satan ice-skate to work simply because nobody's killed me yet, then surely he exists :D
Forum: Planetarion Suggestions 27 Aug 2004, 18:59
Replies: 11
Views: 1,283
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Round free?

Round 3? OMG PHOENIX POD FLAK FLEETS!!11!!1!!!1!!oneoneone

*orgasms*
Forum: General Discussions 27 Aug 2004, 18:52
Replies: 41
Views: 2,624
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Islam And The Decline Of Wit

Kill Dace? ffs no, he's amusing!
Forum: General Discussions 27 Aug 2004, 18:48
Replies: 5
Views: 1,501
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: dace

Dace, you and Kura would be h0tness together.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Aug 2004, 03:24
Replies: 39
Views: 2,216
Posted By KlavoHunter
Forum: Roleplaying 27 Aug 2004, 02:53
Replies: 301
Views: 22,723
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

Here, Ginge. Look at this (http://www.warmongerclub.com/gallery/ironwarriors2.html) totally awesome model conversion for an Iron Warriors Warsmith. Consider it a goal to RP your character into that...
Forum: Roleplaying 26 Aug 2004, 02:39
Replies: 301
Views: 22,723
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

Lakhim won't need help?
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2004, 23:48
Replies: 14
Views: 1,966
Posted By KlavoHunter
Forum: Roleplaying 25 Aug 2004, 15:35
Replies: 301
Views: 22,723
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

If I'm reading that right, that is totally unbalanced... o_O
Forum: Roleplaying 25 Aug 2004, 06:07
Replies: 301
Views: 22,723
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

It's negating 66% of the damage from LASGUNS, and it's only Heavy armor?!? That's kind of lame IMHO... does Extreme armor provide 99% protection?
Forum: Roleplaying 25 Aug 2004, 01:33
Replies: 301
Views: 22,723
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

OOC: Wait... how do 105-power Lasguns equal 35 damage???

Err, color too, please.

IC:

"Sweet jesus! There must be at least 3000c worth of spice here!" the second of the two Infantrymen called...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Aug 2004, 18:00
Replies: 53
Views: 3,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

But you still can't see your feet.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Aug 2004, 04:02
Replies: 17
Views: 2,121
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: ITT we see how wank football is

Aircraft Carrier > Dreadnought

;)
Forum: Alliance Discussions 24 Aug 2004, 04:00
Replies: 50
Views: 6,085
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: TehProphet's planet

Nice one :rolleyes:








:banana: Fix teh link nubz0r.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Aug 2004, 03:58
Replies: 17
Views: 1,422
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: The Metro made me laugh today

Please father my sister's babies :)
Forum: Alliance Discussions 23 Aug 2004, 22:46
Replies: 50
Views: 6,085
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: TehProphet's planet

Wait... can I hear the whole story of who TP is, and what he did to earn this reputation? And why he's being arrested?
Forum: Roleplaying 23 Aug 2004, 20:28
Replies: 34
Views: 3,651
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: SMA: Special Missions Arena

Pick a side for me and I'm in.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Aug 2004, 20:12
Replies: 25
Views: 1,990
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: hello i'm a socially inept retard!

You paid for the tickets... what the hell are you letting her give YOUR tickets to her friends?

Ask her in private WTF she thinks she's doing, and then promptly reclaim the tickets. A "friend"...
Forum: Roleplaying 23 Aug 2004, 03:36
Replies: 301
Views: 22,723
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

I hereby cast ^BumP^ on this thread!
Forum: General Discussions 23 Aug 2004, 02:04
Replies: 14
Views: 2,056
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Awww , innit cute.

Kura was the_dying_puppy ? :o
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2004, 20:17
Replies: 19
Hi
Views: 1,966
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Hi

Started Round 3, banned 4 times. Bugger off. :banana:
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2004, 19:55
Replies: 19
Hi
Views: 1,966
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Hi

Let's leave him hogtied in a ditch with a hangover, a condom hanging out of his ass, and Dace sleeping next to him.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Aug 2004, 23:13
Replies: 85
Views: 4,937
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Why am I not content?

You need some sex.

You also need to put me into your will.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Aug 2004, 22:36
Replies: 42
Views: 2,019
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: How do u get kittens to stop biting u?

Let him bite you. A cat can't bite you THAT hard, and it's actually kind of cute.
Forum: Roleplaying 19 Aug 2004, 21:07
Replies: 301
Views: 22,723
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

Hewitt, can we get a non-Turn DM post? And clean out your PM box please :P
Forum: Roleplaying 19 Aug 2004, 00:24
Replies: 113
Views: 12,692
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: The Farshot Campaign: Second Strike

I hunger for micro-DM posts as well... just describe what us 5 did. :)
Forum: Roleplaying 18 Aug 2004, 04:28
Replies: 113
Views: 12,692
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: The Farshot Campaign: Second Strike

Been more than a week, PK... heh, I hunger for a DM post!
Forum: Roleplaying 17 Aug 2004, 17:43
Replies: 301
Views: 22,723
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

OOC: Yay, DM post!

IC:

The dust settled, with both Infantrymen keeping cover around them with their rifles. One man sneezed involuntarily, and then reached up to fasten his filter.

"God...
Forum: Roleplaying 17 Aug 2004, 16:48
Replies: 301
Views: 22,723
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

Well, I did keep it in-character even while I was being spammy! :p It has to count for something.
Forum: Roleplaying 17 Aug 2004, 04:56
Replies: 301
Views: 22,723
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

Too busy fighting an imaginary war, plz make a DM post to bring us back to reality!
Forum: Roleplaying 17 Aug 2004, 02:33
Replies: 301
Views: 22,723
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

I can hear your balls slapping against your hand, don't wank so hard over your "God Powers" :p
Forum: Roleplaying 16 Aug 2004, 19:07
Replies: 301
Views: 22,723
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

No, that was *ALL* of the houses using their Atomics. Yer dead, mate :)

*Imperial Sardukar land in the midst of your invasion and begin butchering your drones in concert with the devastating air...
Forum: Roleplaying 16 Aug 2004, 18:59
Replies: 301
Views: 22,723
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

OMG WTF ATOMICS ON ARRAKIS!!!

*returns the favor along with the rest of the houses of the Landsraad, and sterilizes every one of your planets with his stockpiles of the House Atomics*
Forum: Roleplaying 16 Aug 2004, 18:35
Replies: 301
Views: 22,723
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

Want to have an imaginary war while we're waiting?

I begin with a barrage of las-mortar fire on your base.
Forum: Roleplaying 16 Aug 2004, 18:00
Replies: 301
Views: 22,723
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

Or even the next DM post :P
Forum: General Discussions 16 Aug 2004, 02:19
Replies: 10
Views: 2,000
Posted By KlavoHunter
Forum: Roleplaying 13 Aug 2004, 23:31
Replies: 301
Views: 22,723
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

Fluffie, ally? :D
Forum: Roleplaying 13 Aug 2004, 21:46
Replies: 301
Views: 22,723
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

And suddenly two of the most xenophobic houses ally >_> I can SO smell this being set up ahead of time >_<
Forum: General Discussions 13 Aug 2004, 01:31
Replies: 58
Views: 4,243
Posted By KlavoHunter
Forum: General Discussions 13 Aug 2004, 01:13
Replies: 13
Views: 2,514
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: California Annuls all 4000 gay weddings!

****in' A. They can stop, watch the news, and realize that they can no longer wipe their spouses' shit off their dicks when they get done ramming their buddy's arse, it's just another guy.
Forum: Roleplaying 13 Aug 2004, 00:34
Replies: 113
Views: 12,692
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: The Farshot Campaign: Second Strike

Yoo hoo, other players... wake up...
Forum: Roleplaying 13 Aug 2004, 00:12
Replies: 301
Views: 22,723
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

Why do you keep thinking it'd be orbital bombardment? It's not. I have a lasgun-armed Ornithopter. (close enough of a description to tell YOU for now).

This is known as COMMON.

Okay,...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Aug 2004, 07:46
Replies: 35
Views: 1,828
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: I'm 21 today!

Aren't you going to ask him if he does anal?
Forum: Roleplaying 12 Aug 2004, 07:25
Replies: 301
Views: 22,723
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

I disgress... the Sardukar didn't have lasguns. Lasguns are not standard-issue weapons at that point in time- the Fremen WERE known to use Shields when the situation called for it... and you all...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Aug 2004, 01:55
Replies: 577
Views: 21,675
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: The GD Truth Thread

Being high isn't anything it's cracked up to be.

Vodka or something else?
Forum: General Discussions 11 Aug 2004, 23:30
Replies: 39
Views: 1,856
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: So it turns out one of my future roommates is a furry

I don't give a **** what you people think of me, and you're all idiots, AND I'm not even 20 yet !

\o/
Forum: Roleplaying 11 Aug 2004, 23:21
Replies: 301
Views: 22,723
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

No, I'm posting what my orders will be WHEN you attack.

*shrug*

Unless you decide otherwise to the attacking-ness idea I'm willing to make allies, I'm willing to crush my enemies. Make your...
Forum: Roleplaying 11 Aug 2004, 20:33
Replies: 301
Views: 22,723
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

Okay. Battle it is then.

Orders:

- Carryall is to take off IMMEDIATELY... get her in the air before those lousy Fremen try to steal her.

- Gunship cuts the Fremen down with its Lasguns.
...
Forum: Roleplaying 11 Aug 2004, 20:23
Replies: 301
Views: 22,723
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

You know, Hewitt, there should be a rule that you actually have to be building a base inside of a city before you can reap the spice rewards from it. As currently this is rather silly, with people...
Forum: Roleplaying 11 Aug 2004, 20:12
Replies: 301
Views: 22,723
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

Shall we just call this "Resolved" on the spot, then?

My losses - 2 Light Infantry
Your Losses - 3 Fremen

Fair enough?
Forum: General Discussions 11 Aug 2004, 05:03
Replies: 58
Views: 4,243
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: I am looking for an RTS that can run on my system

Total Annihilation - Best RTS for the system you're running. There are tons of mods that make the game fun even to this day - I am currently enjoying TA: Final Frontier, a full-blown total...
Forum: Roleplaying 10 Aug 2004, 22:51
Replies: 301
Views: 22,723
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

OOC: Are you actually playing as the Fremen or something? And secondly, I don't think you quite understand what is going to happen to your beloved little band once you attack :) You should've read...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Aug 2004, 04:30
Replies: 17
Views: 2,547
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: The Sunday8pm Effect

http://www.teamrocket-video.com:26000/Fan_Fic_Art/Fake_Cards/Master_of_the_Obvious.jpg
Forum: General Discussions 9 Aug 2004, 04:37
Replies: 12
Views: 1,925
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Take my XBoX and I'll f***ing kill you

I thought that Evis was a better "marksman" in that case?
Forum: Roleplaying 9 Aug 2004, 04:16
Replies: 301
Views: 22,723
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

Oh, so a Carryall can tote a vehicle AND the infantry?

Cool.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Aug 2004, 04:08
Replies: 3
Views: 1,339
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dawn of War beta

Played it, owned some Orks with the Emperor's Finest in an online game.
Forum: Roleplaying 9 Aug 2004, 03:56
Replies: 301
Views: 22,723
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

Okay. Will refer to it as one man from now on. Though the concept of a Carryall only carrying 5 men is absurd :p

Is it Turn 3 yet? :D I'd like to see what my diligence in searching will...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Aug 2004, 03:19
Replies: 12
Views: 1,925
Posted By KlavoHunter
Take my XBoX and I'll f***ing kill you

6 murdered in their sleep over XboX theft (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040808/ap_on_re_us/bodies_found&cid=519&ncid=716)

Florida doesn't really have any of the smart...
Forum: Roleplaying 7 Aug 2004, 21:22
Replies: 301
Views: 22,723
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

I wasn't trying to suggest that a Unit of infantry can lose individual men but still be intact - For calc purposes, sure, it's one man. RP purposes, it makes a lot more sense if it's a squad of...
Forum: Roleplaying 7 Aug 2004, 09:15
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Posted By KlavoHunter
Forum: Roleplaying 7 Aug 2004, 09:06
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Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

That's pretty stupid, IMHO. Why's it only one man? :P

Infantry should be by squad, but everything else is exactly that - one unit. One unit of Light Tank = 1 Light Tank. *shrug*
Forum: General Discussions 7 Aug 2004, 03:04
Replies: 12
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Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Cheap Mopeds

Mopeds are like fat chicks.

It's all fun and games until your friends catch you riding one.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Aug 2004, 02:19
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Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Oh Man , SuperFreak be DEAD motha-****as

He was Rick James, bitch! :(
Forum: Roleplaying 6 Aug 2004, 22:27
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Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

Hi. *wave*



"Sir, this place is as deserted as a tomb." the point man of Squad 1 reported back.

"I wouldn't be so sure. The Fremen ARE known to hide in the sands, after all. Squads One...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Aug 2004, 03:40
Replies: 11
Views: 1,409
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: What's <i/o>n your <...> currently?

Desk -

An empty cup
A digital kitchen timer
A ball of duct tape
A lighter
A book - Stephen Coonts' "America"
The power strip for my PC
2 pens
A scrap of paper towel
Forum: Roleplaying 6 Aug 2004, 03:27
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Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

Somebody spank him for being naughty, or else I add 5000c to my accout :devil:
Forum: Roleplaying 6 Aug 2004, 02:55
Replies: 301
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Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

How could you possibly have 13,250c ?

That's not possible, even if you spent nothing on Turn 1, and somehow managed to save your initial 2000c on units and turn it into cash. How did you do...
Forum: Roleplaying 6 Aug 2004, 02:48
Replies: 301
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Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

I believe the operative means of working that out is - SPEND FAST, if you're afraid of losing Spice from overflow.

As it's worked in games based off of Dune, such as C&C, when your harvestor comes...
Forum: Roleplaying 5 Aug 2004, 18:42
Replies: 301
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Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

I included the Upgrades as part of the actual building's construction limit... uhhh... Oops? :confused:

So, uhm, yah. *pokes Hewitt* Mod my searchings please :cool:
Forum: Roleplaying 5 Aug 2004, 18:03
Replies: 301
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Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

OOC: *cuts Hewitt in half with a Lasgun*

IC:

The two squads of Huntirius troops that went in poked around everywhere inside that was likely to hold any amount of Spice - and indeed did find...
Forum: Roleplaying 5 Aug 2004, 04:15
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Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: The Farshot Campaign: Second Strike

Again, the bridge crew cheered as the Hotel in front of them tore itself to pieces in a brilliant set of explosions. Jorge quickly sent a message of thanks to the Beta fighter squadron that'd...
Forum: Roleplaying 4 Aug 2004, 07:20
Replies: 301
Views: 22,723
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

OOC: Everyone and their uncle has the "Scientific" bonus... Why shell out huge bucks for the Lasguns?
Forum: General Discussions 4 Aug 2004, 06:57
Replies: 9
Views: 1,480
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Why dogs make fk'in stupid pets

No it's not, you chode :p
Forum: General Discussions 4 Aug 2004, 06:45
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Views: 1,480
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Why dogs make fk'in stupid pets

Perfect size to play some footy with it.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Aug 2004, 06:36
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Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Why dogs make fk'in stupid pets

'cause they'll chew your sports car up.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Aug 2004, 06:27
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Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: The GD Truth Thread

Sides and belly.

Would you rather be a pyrophiliac or a necrophiliac?
Forum: General Discussions 4 Aug 2004, 06:21
Replies: 9
Views: 1,480
Posted By KlavoHunter
Why dogs make fk'in stupid pets

Dog attacks Mustang Convertible (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040729/ap_on_fe_st/car_chewing&e=34&ncid=817)

I mean, how bloody stupid does the animal have to be?

Oh...
Forum: Roleplaying 4 Aug 2004, 06:12
Replies: 301
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Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

Woot. Hewitt, DM this :D



James bit his lip for a moment. Would it be better to let them have it back yet or not? he asked himself. Then, deciding he was a good enough shot to nail it from...
Forum: Roleplaying 4 Aug 2004, 05:45
Replies: 301
Views: 22,723
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

Warning is unneccessary.

Don't tell me you forgot about my very existance while I was gone? :eek:
Forum: Roleplaying 4 Aug 2004, 05:29
Replies: 301
Views: 22,723
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

Dude, I said that I don't know that. I'm not going to godmod here :) That takes all the fun out of it if I did that.

However, I would attack on the premises that

1.) He isn't letting me at...
Forum: Roleplaying 4 Aug 2004, 05:09
Replies: 301
Views: 22,723
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

The 10000 income in turn one was due to the 10000 at start. And there is nothing against negotiation here... I'll gladly negotiate, and I'll gladly blast you, either will work. And no, I don't...
Forum: Roleplaying 4 Aug 2004, 04:12
Replies: 301
Views: 22,723
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

Me ;)
Forum: General Discussions 4 Aug 2004, 03:01
Replies: 24
Views: 6,168
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: skiddy's manifesto

You have to include an explanation too.
Forum: Roleplaying 4 Aug 2004, 00:05
Replies: 113
Views: 12,692
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: The Farshot Campaign: Second Strike

Yer week's almost up, PK...
Forum: Roleplaying 3 Aug 2004, 23:14
Replies: 301
Views: 22,723
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

OOC: Talk about early-game knockout :o Mister SYNCHRONIZED!

IC:

James's eyes went a touch wide when he had come across the foundations of a base being built around the Botanical Testing...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Aug 2004, 08:27
Replies: 577
Views: 21,675
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: The GD Truth Thread

**** no, I'd pocket it. You know that nobody will honestly claim it - And even if the ONE person does, how will they be distinguishable from the 100 other folks who claim it 's theirs?

Besides,...
Forum: Roleplaying 3 Aug 2004, 07:48
Replies: 301
Views: 22,723
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

House Huntirius - Turn 1
Experienced, Scientific, Resiliant, Feudalisic society
+10% to unit FP
+60% to unit HP
+10% to unit SP
Research Facilities are 50% cheaper
Cost Penalty to lasgun...
Forum: Roleplaying 3 Aug 2004, 05:48
Replies: 301
Views: 22,723
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

Trust No One ;)
Forum: Roleplaying 3 Aug 2004, 05:00
Replies: 301
Views: 22,723
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

Please don't take unfair advantage of me :(
Forum: Roleplaying 2 Aug 2004, 23:53
Replies: 301
Views: 22,723
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

House Huntirius - Experienced, Scientific, Resiliant, Feudalisic society


(Bonuses)
+10% to unit FP
+60% to unit HP
+10% to unit SP
Research Facilities are 50% cheaper
Cost Penalty to lasgun...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Aug 2004, 09:41
Replies: 9
Views: 1,546
Posted By KlavoHunter
What ever happened to...

The Toilet Tactics thread?

FFS, I want to know if anyone has that archived.
Forum: Roleplaying 31 Jul 2004, 22:32
Replies: 113
Views: 12,692
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: The Farshot Campaign: Second Strike

Heeeeeere, PK... where are yah?
Forum: Roleplaying 30 Jul 2004, 20:31
Replies: 301
Views: 22,723
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

Uhh... woot? Can I join? :D
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 29 Jul 2004, 06:20
Replies: 25
Views: 5,635
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Nostalgic over Round 3.

OMG... R3... Phoenix/Pod flak fleets! *dies happy*

If anyone cares, I still have the battle at Final Chapters...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jul 2004, 05:17
Replies: 577
Views: 21,675
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: The GD Truth Thread

Batman Style.

Why is it called "Doggy Style" if almost ALL animals do it that way?
Forum: Roleplaying 29 Jul 2004, 00:56
Replies: 113
Views: 12,692
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: The Farshot Campaign: Second Strike

OOC: Jesus Christ. Yahoo Messenger ate my post!!!! ARRGH!

Second, I don't resolve combat or weapons strikes by myself - an old habit from other RP forums where you don't do that... so I'll let...
Forum: Roleplaying 27 Jul 2004, 00:55
Replies: 113
Views: 12,692
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: The Farshot Campaign: Second Strike

Jorge looked up as the pretty blonde at helm, Ensign Jone, made her report.

"Hyperdrive engines charged and ready... in formation with Red Group."

"All right, then..." Jorge ordered,...
Forum: Roleplaying 25 Jul 2004, 12:48
Replies: 301
Views: 22,723
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: Dune

Must you copy the description of the Iron Warriors, word-for-word? :P
Forum: Roleplaying 25 Jul 2004, 09:03
Replies: 113
Views: 12,692
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: The Farshot Campaign: Second Strike

OOC: So, for Red Squad, how many fighters is that, and of what types? I might want to ask for a set of fighters to back up my ship and the other two Lynxs.

IC:

Lieutenet Commander twisted...
Forum: Roleplaying 21 Jul 2004, 07:16
Replies: 113
Views: 12,692
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: The Farshot Campaign: Second Strike

Bah! *stabs!*

Name: Jorge Sanchez
Rank: Lieutenent Commander
Ship Name: Merrimack
Ship Class: Lynx-class Strike Frigate
History:

The ever-classic womanizer, Jorge was living the high life...
Forum: Roleplaying 19 Jul 2004, 05:20
Replies: 113
Views: 12,692
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: The Farshot Campaign: Second Strike

Because the whole long-range bit is more my style ;)
Forum: Roleplaying 18 Jul 2004, 08:20
Replies: 113
Views: 12,692
Posted By KlavoHunter
Re: The Farshot Campaign: Second Strike

How 'bout you show a 'lil respect for an Ancient-bie and let me have one of them there Tiger or Gunmetal - class ships? ;)
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