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Forum: General Discussions 15 Sep 2005, 00:51
Replies: 83
Views: 8,501
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Roses are red

Took me about 15 tries.
Gods, I feel stupid.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Sep 2005, 02:14
Replies: 56
Views: 5,488
Posted By Nantoz
Re: British police gone nuts

You are in my opinion not average, nor do you fulfill any of the normal negative stereotypes connected with Americans.
Please don't make me change my opinion, dear.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Sep 2005, 23:35
Replies: 56
Views: 5,488
Posted By Nantoz
Re: British police gone nuts

I proposed a combination.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Sep 2005, 23:33
Replies: 56
Views: 5,488
Posted By Nantoz
Re: British police gone nuts

I thought he was just an average, redblooded American.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Aug 2005, 02:09
Replies: 47
Views: 3,238
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Concerning the Flavius situation

Does this mean I am no longer considered utter shit?
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2005, 11:19
Replies: 18
Views: 3,113
Posted By Nantoz
Re: A little update

Irish girls are definately on my list of nationalities worth getting to know better.
Good job, pig!
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2005, 11:13
Replies: 40
Views: 4,690
Posted By Nantoz
Re: 18 hours of TV a week!!!

I've more or less stopped wathcing normal television, with the exception of news and BBC-documentaries, and maybe the the odd comedy/action show.
But with the increase in broadband speed and the...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jun 2005, 20:33
Replies: 13
Views: 2,147
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Those Dirty Krauts!

Er....we probably would have raided, raped and pillaged even without the Germans.
We were pretty much horny, angry, hairy berserks high on mushrooms and drunk on mead anyways - not much has changed...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jun 2005, 19:38
Replies: 23
Views: 2,582
Posted By Nantoz
Re: In Other News

I thought battery was "the unlawful and unwanted touching or striking of one person by another, with the intention of bringing about a harmful or offensive contact".
You'd have to use a pretty loose...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jun 2005, 19:33
Replies: 14
Views: 2,143
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Another BBC link

Mistah Depp is one of the few men I would have sexual intercourse with, I must admitt.
Albeit he's starting to get a bit old, he's still quite handsome.
Strange Turks/Pakistanis are not on my...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jun 2005, 18:31
Replies: 183
Views: 14,909
Posted By Nantoz
Re: The 'Asexuals'

Is that really the experience or impression you havre of relationships and sex?
It seems a bit sad to me that you consider it to be more of a "fight" than a companionship. That's not the way you...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2005, 23:39
Replies: 26
Views: 2,626
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Anyone else has this problem?

ADHD as we say in Norway.
I was called MDB some years back - Minimal Brain Damage.

Hyperactivity and lack of concentration abilities, etc.
You've heard of it, I'm sure.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2005, 21:58
Replies: 31
Views: 3,718
Posted By Nantoz
Re: German help

We all have sex with eachothers mothers here. Is that some kind of taboo where ever you come from?
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2005, 21:27
Replies: 30
Views: 2,703
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Did you know

Dace and Wanker has this place as the 1st listing...

Nantoz alone leads you right here.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2005, 20:55
Replies: 114
Views: 9,557
Posted By Nantoz
Re: So I am going to America...

That would be 30 km above the speed limit, so it's possible. I'd think you'd only lose your licence and get a suspended sentence, but I know shit-all about French law.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2005, 20:37
Replies: 114
Views: 9,557
Posted By Nantoz
Re: So I am going to America...

Does he speak Manx?
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2005, 20:34
Replies: 25
Views: 2,177
Posted By Nantoz
Re: I saw this

They ask for so much, and give so little*




*OK: pink clothing, possibly the concept of camp, and of course Polari.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2005, 20:17
Replies: 25
Views: 2,177
Posted By Nantoz
Re: I saw this

And a rotting corpse isn't a good enough icon?
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2005, 20:05
Replies: 25
Views: 2,177
Posted By Nantoz
Re: I saw this

I see.
Strange taste gay men has these days.
Whatever happened to Dorothy?
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2005, 19:58
Replies: 114
Views: 9,557
Posted By Nantoz
Re: So I am going to America...

I thought Spain and France had no-limit motorways aswell, evidently they do not.
But you can drive upto 130 in many European conutries, and even 150 km/h some places in Italy...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2005, 18:54
Replies: 114
Views: 9,557
Posted By Nantoz
Re: So I am going to America...

He's probably thinking about Autobahn (and the eqivalent in other continental European countries), where there is no speed limit whatsoever.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2005, 15:35
Replies: 13
Views: 2,189
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Chen Yonglin

My 12 year old cousin is adopted from China. Do you want me to find out what her take is on it?
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2005, 15:10
Replies: 36
Views: 3,294
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Cookies!

Now what starts with the letter C?
Cookie starts with C
Let's think of other things
That starts with C
Oh, who cares about the other things?

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
C is...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2005, 15:01
Replies: 53
Views: 5,154
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Sin City

Her nose is...peculiar, but not really ugly. Look at Owen Wilson for Bob's sake, or Prince Charles!
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2005, 14:36
Replies: 53
Views: 5,154
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Sin City

Aha. She looked familiar, but I haven't listened much to punk for the last year or so.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2005, 14:19
Replies: 53
Views: 5,154
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Sin City

Who is the woman in your avatar by the way, Dante?
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2005, 14:13
Replies: 53
Views: 5,154
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Sin City

Less fit, I would say.
But I know what you are on about.
Why, oh why do the American actresses feel this need to lose weight all the time? Tits are good things!
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2005, 13:34
Replies: 53
Views: 5,154
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Sin City

I have to disagree with you somewhat there; she's still quite fit IMO. But she had bigger tits in season 1, she must have lost a bit of weight during the years. Plus she wore more slutty/cleavagy...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2005, 03:18
Replies: 31
Views: 3,718
Posted By Nantoz
Re: German help

Maybe we are coarser here in Norway, but we learned the real swearwords....
Incidentaly I only had 2 weeks of German, after which I was thrown out of class and forced to take second-level French (I...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2005, 03:07
Replies: 31
Views: 3,718
Posted By Nantoz
Re: German help

I ate your mother for breakfast???

What kind of thing is that to say?
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jun 2005, 16:51
Replies: 114
Views: 9,557
Posted By Nantoz
Re: So I am going to America...

What are you rambling on about?
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jun 2005, 16:45
Replies: 37
Views: 3,001
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Something for the rich guys

To answer 'no' doesn't come even remotely close do describing just how un-catholic I am.

I just happen to know a few phrases and words that I picked up here and there. I know even fewer basic...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jun 2005, 16:39
Replies: 114
Views: 9,557
Posted By Nantoz
Re: So I am going to America...

People understood you, and then Jonny made a joke. You replied with a comment lacking any vestiges of humour whatsoever..
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jun 2005, 16:32
Replies: 114
Views: 9,557
Posted By Nantoz
Re: So I am going to America...

The entire concept of resorting to whores, aswell as finding it amusing to talk about, is very close to the definition of pathetic.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jun 2005, 16:30
Replies: 114
Views: 9,557
Posted By Nantoz
Re: So I am going to America...

*sigh* how sad.
I have no wish to bicker with you, it's wearisome.
But it is plain stupid to liken me with Chika. I find the idea of prostitutes far from amusing, and our reps aren't really...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jun 2005, 16:17
Replies: 114
Views: 9,557
Posted By Nantoz
Re: So I am going to America...

By God, Chika. You just reached a new low, something I didn't think was possible.
It doesn't even matter if you were being serious. Filthy, pathetic pig.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jun 2005, 16:06
Replies: 53
Views: 5,154
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Sin City

Say hello to Jessica Alba if you meet her i L.A, Jonny.
Better yet, drug her, stuff her inside a crate, and ship her to me.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jun 2005, 15:08
Replies: 37
Views: 3,001
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Something for the rich guys

Mr. Wilson is more than just a pretty nose.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jun 2005, 15:01
Replies: 114
Views: 9,557
Posted By Nantoz
Re: So I am going to America...

Maybe you'll even pop by 'Frisco for a short while? I hear you can meet a lot of gentle people there if you wear some flowers in your hair....

And do make sure to tape your encounter with the...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jun 2005, 14:53
Replies: 114
Views: 9,557
Posted By Nantoz
Re: So I am going to America...

Are they happy? They seem so scared all the time.

As for sex, Jonny, don't think you will see as many pretties as the movies will have you believe. The last figure I saw for prevalence of...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jun 2005, 13:57
Replies: 48
Views: 3,437
Posted By Nantoz
Re: MY thread for me

I will give you the benefit of the doubt....
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jun 2005, 12:13
Replies: 89
Views: 6,673
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Modern Life ~ Modern Addictions

I always pronounce my 't''s very clearly, so I say a firm Planet-arion. Pla-net-ari-on. It's debatable what is "more" correct.
But the point isn't really the pronounciation, it's how you would...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jun 2005, 10:26
Replies: 89
Views: 6,673
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Modern Life ~ Modern Addictions

Maybe I misunderstand you.
But you don't really pronounce it Plane (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=plane)-Tarion, do you?
And no, it's not important. I'm just curious.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jun 2005, 09:53
Replies: 89
Views: 6,673
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Modern Life ~ Modern Addictions

But the word is Planet-Ari-on, so it has to be PA.
If you pronounce it Plane-Tar-ion you are doing it quite wrong.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jun 2005, 09:25
Replies: 19
Views: 2,446
Posted By Nantoz
Re: The Technicalities of Formal-wear

Where is the fat lady (http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/18609/u3.jpg), and what did she sing?
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jun 2005, 03:34
Replies: 37
Views: 3,001
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Something for the rich guys

I see. Should have thought about that, but I was just doing some impromptu "translation" based on whatever small shreds of Latin I know. :)
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jun 2005, 01:46
Replies: 27
Views: 3,058
Posted By Nantoz
Re: POTW Nominations.

Read the rules, you twat.
And go away.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jun 2005, 01:02
Replies: 89
Views: 6,673
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Modern Life ~ Modern Addictions

Duh. You smear it on white bread along with jam.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jun 2005, 00:17
Replies: 37
Views: 3,001
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Something for the rich guys

The funny thing is that I write better English than you most of the time.

And I'm awaiting the list with great anticipation. Last time we spoke you didn't want to make one, I'm glad you changed...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jun 2005, 00:03
Replies: 37
Views: 3,001
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Something for the rich guys

"It is sweet/good and proper(?) for your father to die", er. "to die for your fathers". that makes more sence.
Don't think I've heard that before.
And I'm fully aware I don't speak Latin....
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jun 2005, 00:00
Replies: 37
Views: 3,001
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Something for the rich guys

I don't think that's the way to get rid of him:





And I think bombing Belgium is pretty much out of the question.
We'll have to live with him, and I find myself sort of liking the little...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jun 2005, 22:00
Replies: 21
Views: 2,946
Posted By Nantoz
Re: So, tomorrow I'll be out of a job

It would help to know how old you are, and what formal/unformal education and qualifications you have.
Post you CV here!
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jun 2005, 21:52
Replies: 89
Views: 6,673
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Modern Life ~ Modern Addictions

Addicted to ranting and blabbering. That is an unusual addiction indeed.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jun 2005, 21:35
Replies: 37
Views: 3,001
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Something for the rich guys

I think the Prince of Brunei has the longest normal limo (35m IIRC), plus a variety of "shorter" ones - up to 20M.
Evidently he closes of all the roads of the island whenever he and his brothers...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jun 2005, 19:06
Replies: 183
Views: 14,909
Posted By Nantoz
Re: The 'Asexuals'

It's called Vinmonopolet, and that's where you can buy spirits, wine and strong beers.
In supermarkets you can buy 4,5% beer, cider and rusbrus (smirnoff ice, bacardi breeze, etc).
Can't you just...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jun 2005, 22:49
Replies: 183
Views: 14,909
Posted By Nantoz
Re: The 'Asexuals'

You can still move here. A lot of young Swedes do. You can earn more money here than in Sweden, and you are even prefered for some jobs...
The snus and smoke and alchol is expensive, but I guess you...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jun 2005, 22:23
Replies: 183
Views: 14,909
Posted By Nantoz
Re: The 'Asexuals'

No one. You can get them all for yourself.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jun 2005, 22:15
Replies: 183
Views: 14,909
Posted By Nantoz
Re: The 'Asexuals'

If you are a somewhat handsome Swedish lad you can start working as a bartender here in Oslo, like half your countrymen allready do.
Then you will get laid, belive me....
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jun 2005, 22:12
Replies: 21
Views: 2,689
Posted By Nantoz
Re: A Counterstrike Video thing

If they only had been shot for real...
It was fun, but CS has never been my "thing", so it's a bit lost on me I think...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jun 2005, 21:45
Replies: 75
Views: 6,437
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Update on my 'love' life

Your cow-orker is strange.
The girl should not be a virgin, she must have a wrong part. Evidently she makes people gay, but that might not be an issue for you?

Virgin-sex is not good IMO, but...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jun 2005, 20:15
Replies: 126
Views: 8,206
Posted By Nantoz
Re: I ahm1

But even you used two different spellings, namely "spelalpepe" and "spelappee".
And anyways you were hammered, so you aren't really competent to make this decission, are you, Captain Drunkard?
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jun 2005, 19:50
Replies: 2
Views: 1,860
Posted By Nantoz
Re: the definition of Chav

Who is Rick Wing, and why is his name synonumous with chavs?
I'll bet a quid it's from East Enders or Cornonation Street....
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jun 2005, 18:26
Replies: 126
Views: 8,206
Posted By Nantoz
Re: I ahm1

I miss a definitive spelling of this Word of Words.
JJ himself used "spelalpepe" and "spelappee" in the original post, whereas you use "spelelapelee". Other spellings are also widespread.
We will...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jun 2005, 18:04
Replies: 24
Views: 3,049
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Well, it seems there might be reruns of last season.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jun 2005, 17:33
Replies: 39
Views: 2,777
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Hipp Hipp Hurrah 2

As I said in my last post I'm quite the internationalist (I even thoght about joining a Trotskist Party once in my long gone youth...)

My point isn't that we should all drape out houses in flags...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jun 2005, 16:52
Replies: 39
Views: 2,777
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Hipp Hipp Hurrah 2

We're all nationalists in one sense or another, unless you are one of those pathetic persons who claim to "hate" their country for one reason or another.
I quite like Norway, and aspects of this...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jun 2005, 16:36
Replies: 13
Views: 2,207
Posted By Nantoz
Re: ur fukkin ded

I'm not sure, I haven't got the Rule Book handy.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jun 2005, 16:28
Replies: 13
Views: 2,207
Posted By Nantoz
Re: ur fukkin ded

A gentleman should never kiss and tell...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jun 2005, 16:23
Replies: 164
Views: 10,333
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Introduction to GD

Leshy is not the only one in need of a job and a girlfriend. This also applies to atleast Stew.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jun 2005, 16:06
Replies: 183
Views: 14,909
Posted By Nantoz
Re: The 'Asexuals'

Was it your briliant linguistic abilities that made Tony employ you?
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jun 2005, 15:37
Replies: 13
Views: 2,207
Posted By Nantoz
Re: ur fukkin ded

Was hoping more for a lift of the prohibtion of swearing.
But I believe JBG has a nice penis untill proven otherwise.
You on the other hand are overweight, and as we all know you lose one cm of...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jun 2005, 14:55
Replies: 13
Views: 2,207
Posted By Nantoz
Re: ur fukkin ded

I thought that was your cock size in inches...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jun 2005, 14:50
Replies: 13
Views: 2,207
Posted By Nantoz
Re: ur fukkin ded

A complete lack of teh funneh.
I somewhat understand the premisses that the 'joke' is based on, but without being a regular of that forum I have no way to appreciate it.
And yes, they are allowed...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jun 2005, 14:39
Replies: 21
Views: 2,256
Posted By Nantoz
Re: E-Penis

A big E-Twat?
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jun 2005, 14:13
Replies: 21
Views: 2,256
Posted By Nantoz
Re: E-Penis

Well, my E-penis might not be very long, but atleast it's bloody thin.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jun 2005, 14:07
Replies: 34
Views: 3,282
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Coldplay's X&Y

The only things blind people are good for are those involving open manholes and immoral, yet humorous, conclusions.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jun 2005, 03:29
Replies: 9
Views: 1,702
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Who is it?

Hey!
Why can't I neg. rep. that post??
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jun 2005, 01:09
Replies: 30
Views: 3,260
Posted By Nantoz
Re: This thread contains a BBC News Link that most people wont find interesting

Are you saying they could be jailed for swearing after receiving this order?
That seems a bit..excessive.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jun 2005, 00:01
Replies: 17
Views: 2,017
Posted By Nantoz
Re: W00t!

He's technically not a wanker, due to the fact he's been castratied and had a penectomy.
Parents complained about his lill willy, so it was removed.
Cruel, but efficient.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jun 2005, 23:38
Replies: 48
Views: 3,437
Posted By Nantoz
Re: MY thread for me

So you wouldn't mind people constantly calling you a fag, trying to rape you, talk in non sequiturs 70% of the time, make strange refferences to made up words, bicker for hours about a misspoken...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jun 2005, 23:32
Replies: 126
Views: 8,206
Posted By Nantoz
Re: I ahm1

I am laughing very loud after reading this, even while writing my post. You are one mad, crazed comedy god.
All Hail O Dace!
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jun 2005, 23:12
Replies: 48
Views: 3,437
Posted By Nantoz
Re: MY thread for me

Think just for one second how mad the world would be if people actually talked the way they write here on GD.....
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jun 2005, 23:02
Replies: 48
Views: 3,437
Posted By Nantoz
Re: MY thread for me

Well, I understood that one atleast.
But I wouldn't count on GD as some sort of standard of humour or sanity.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jun 2005, 23:00
Replies: 126
Views: 8,206
Posted By Nantoz
Re: I ahm1

Maybe you have to be drunk to really understand what spelapee is all about..
I know I'm still wondering...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jun 2005, 22:30
Replies: 17
Views: 2,017
Posted By Nantoz
Re: W00t!

What is with the theme from Berverly Hills Cop?
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jun 2005, 12:36
Replies: 39
Views: 2,777
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Hipp Hipp Hurrah 2

I was on the verge of pos.reping you with a reminder to keep taking your pills, but then I remembered that pos. reping you is forbidden on pain of Pain and Banning....
Still keeping your double-69?
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jun 2005, 12:15
Replies: 73
Views: 5,652
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Real Ale

Well, stout is reserved for real men, you know...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jun 2005, 12:13
Replies: 183
Views: 14,909
Posted By Nantoz
Re: The 'Asexuals'

Bint named Alexandra. Remarkably sexy, half Mexican or something, looked quite a bit like Salma Hayek IMO....
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jun 2005, 12:11
Replies: 183
Views: 14,909
Posted By Nantoz
Re: The 'Asexuals'

The only Swedish girl I ever had sex with yelled "knulla mig härdt" several times. And it's not thayt unusual amongst Norwegian girls either.
But it sounds much better coming from a Swede; it's...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jun 2005, 07:04
Replies: 183
Views: 14,909
Posted By Nantoz
Re: The 'Asexuals'

OOOOPS!
Sorry!
No offense intended!
But you are a native English speaker? Then my point applies somewhat still....
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jun 2005, 06:43
Replies: 183
Views: 14,909
Posted By Nantoz
Re: The 'Asexuals'

But you are American. For me hearing "f*ck me harder, f*cking f*ck me harder, don't eeeeeever stop f*ucking me, f*uck me into oblivion, oh god, oh god" uttered for real with a coy Californian accent...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jun 2005, 00:59
Replies: 51
Views: 9,070
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Wish Wash, Scary Monsters...

I think Rhumsa once had a few green blobs.
Funny that.
I must be getting colour blind.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jun 2005, 00:12
Replies: 183
Views: 14,909
Posted By Nantoz
Re: The 'Asexuals'

Do you want me to offer you a backrub.
*wink*wink*
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2005, 23:54
Replies: 183
Views: 14,909
Posted By Nantoz
Re: The 'Asexuals'

Sounds like you could need a backrub.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2005, 22:48
Replies: 183
Views: 14,909
Posted By Nantoz
Re: The 'Asexuals'

You just lie there mutely while some big bloke ravages you?
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2005, 22:45
Replies: 73
Views: 5,652
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Real Ale

Are they the British NAMBLA*?
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2005, 21:38
Replies: 39
Views: 2,777
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Hipp Hipp Hurrah 2

I imagine you are quite the ABBA-fan, singing Waterloo with all your breath while gently toucing yourself and thinking about Benny.

I would rather people like you didn't like Norway, it could give...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2005, 20:49
Replies: 39
Views: 2,777
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Hipp Hipp Hurrah 2

Sweden never owned Norway, we had a union with them as the dominating partner.
And they didn't conquer us, we were more or less forced into the union after Denmark (who did in fact have supremacy...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2005, 19:42
Replies: 34
Views: 3,282
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Coldplay's X&Y

Red is the hue of the long-wave end of the visible spectrum, evoked in the human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 630 to 750 nanometers.

Loudness is the quality of a...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2005, 19:38
Replies: 183
Views: 14,909
Posted By Nantoz
Re: The 'Asexuals'

Is this what you are after, MM.
Sauchy, disgusting narration of sex that hopefully never took place.....

I guess i'm one of those that are quite willing to talk about making the Beast with Two...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2005, 19:24
Replies: 39
Views: 2,777
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Hipp Hipp Hurrah 2

Beacuse they were sissy boys.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2005, 08:37
Replies: 24
Views: 2,211
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Shit , theyre onto us guys

A rather fit guy spending most of his time in sweaty body-locks with other fit men in tight and scant clothing, and then subsequent hours in the shower and steam room with said men....

I think the...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2005, 02:43
Replies: 30
Views: 2,188
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Skiddy. And any other golfers

I was hoping for sex....not just giggles.
And you got a story worthy of Clownshoe...

Incredibly strange situation, really.
this girl calls me at 4am Saturday, asks if I want to meet her.
I...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2005, 01:53
Replies: 30
Views: 2,188
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Skiddy. And any other golfers

I did incidentaly use your "dead girls don't say no"-phrase on Saturday.
I got giggles.
thx!
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2005, 01:34
Replies: 24
Views: 2,211
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Shit , theyre onto us guys

The two most circulated MMS-messages in my home town is:
- A friend of mine showing of his Prince Albert piercing
- A former classmate of mine trying her best to show of her uterus.

As you can...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2005, 01:28
Replies: 36
Views: 3,991
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Africa

Hehehe. Good old King Herod had time for statistics between all that killing of infants?

I've heard it attributed to Twain at one time, and I think he and D'Israeli are the most likely candidates....
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2005, 01:24
Replies: 30
Views: 2,188
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Skiddy. And any other golfers

this (http://www.traighgolf.co.uk/images/6_h400.jpg) is bloody beautifull.
Scottish nature can look incredibly good at times.

Heh. A mini series that took place in Scotland was aired in Norway...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2005, 01:20
Replies: 36
Views: 3,991
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Africa

how do you know the population is still rising?

And remember what the old Earl of Beaconsfield said:
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2005, 01:12
Replies: 30
Views: 2,188
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Skiddy. And any other golfers

There's a pretty mini golf down by the river where all the hash dealers hang out.
It's bad ass gangstah mini golf.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2005, 01:09
Replies: 36
Views: 3,991
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Africa

Good page. Truly insane prevalence in some of those areas.
I think my 25% was probably taken from:
" According to these figures, around 22.8% of all South Africans over 15 years old were...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2005, 00:59
Replies: 36
Views: 3,991
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Africa

Wrong statistics, 11% is correct for South Africa. WHO (http://www.who.int/entity/bulletin/volumes/82/1/news.pdf)

I can't find the statistics now, but I believe there are parts of South Africa...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2005, 00:40
Replies: 36
Views: 3,991
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Arfica

Think Kenya is doing rather well. Libyia isn't a mess, just not very democratic.

One of the biggest problems much of Africa is faced with is the AIDS epidemic, I think South Africa - which scores...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2005, 10:21
Replies: 16
Views: 2,323
Posted By Nantoz
Re: stupid chavs on mini bikes

Nice. I will tell my friend then....
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2005, 10:19
Replies: 107
Views: 8,205
Posted By Nantoz
Re: United kingdon and the EU

Didn't you use to pretend you weren't from Germany, although everyone knew it anyways?

And spelling headlines right is a good start.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2005, 10:14
Replies: 16
Views: 2,323
Posted By Nantoz
Re: stupid chavs on mini bikes

yes, yes.
but single?
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2005, 10:09
Replies: 16
Views: 2,323
Posted By Nantoz
Re: stupid chavs on mini bikes

Is he single, and possibly ruggedly handsome?
I'm just asking for a friend.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2005, 09:52
Replies: 41
Views: 4,783
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Have you ever cybered?

It can be fun with cyb0r (http://www.bash.org/?104383)
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2005, 00:32
Replies: 47
Views: 3,758
Posted By Nantoz
Re: GD is ace because...

Gods, Jonny has gotten a trademark.
Someone please stop him!
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2005, 00:21
Replies: 35
Views: 2,362
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Domestic.

Atleast you know it's in Scandinavia.

I once spoke with an American that was convinced Norway was a Central African country....
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2005, 00:17
Replies: 35
Views: 2,362
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Domestic.

Hehe. But what is it supposed to be? Just a deformed pointy thing?

BTW, Weeks. If you take the trip to Finland, you might swing by Norway for a visit....:)
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2005, 00:13
Replies: 35
Views: 2,362
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Domestic.

A safe bet is that it's phallic in some way....
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2005, 00:12
Replies: 19
Views: 2,447
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Im not watching womens football...

Most of our female football players are gay, aren't yours?

Natrually this leads to much fun whenever the National Team plays against the National Lesbian Team (sic), as most of the players cannot...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2005, 00:01
Replies: 35
Views: 2,362
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Domestic.

LOL!!!

They all do.

Pure Delight
Generic grind suitable for most coffee making methods.

El Mexicano
Particularly suited for cafetière and filter machines.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jun 2005, 23:46
Replies: 35
Views: 2,362
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Domestic.

Weeks said that there was no indication of grain size. But there might be a mention of grain type. Since pot coffee is coarser than machine coffee that would be the obvious choice.

I cannot belive...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jun 2005, 23:41
Replies: 35
Views: 2,362
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Domestic.

OK.
On the bags or tins of coffee it will probably say something like "pot coffee" and "machine coffee". Choose the one that says "pot coffee" or whatever the English equivalent is.
According to a...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jun 2005, 23:34
Replies: 47
Views: 3,758
Posted By Nantoz
Re: GD is ace because...

Tight, dirty, dangerous, involving violence and crying, and quite possibly very illegal?
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jun 2005, 23:32
Replies: 35
Views: 2,362
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Domestic.

Is it one of these (http://www.friele.no/data/b/0/04/39/8_302_0.gif) that you've aquired?

I think you should use the same type of coffee that you would use for boling coffee in a pot, not the type...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jun 2005, 22:42
Replies: 61
Views: 4,066
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Tomorrow

The nice man with the funny hair?
Albert, I think it was.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jun 2005, 22:11
Replies: 61
Views: 4,066
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Tomorrow

I no way did my post deserve neg. rep.

Many countries lost many of their best men during WW2, to discount the Soviet Union's massive losses is unhistorical in the extreme.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jun 2005, 22:03
Replies: 61
Views: 4,066
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Tomorrow

25 million dead from the Soviet Union, an equal or larger number grievouslsly wounded and/ or made disabled.

11 million from China

7 million from Poland

Yugoslavia and Japan about 2 million...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jun 2005, 19:47
Replies: 52
Views: 5,179
Posted By Nantoz
Re: most ridiculous sport ever

It would seem that the majority of sports called football actually involve the use of hands and/ or an oblong ball. We have American football, Rugby football, Australian Rules football, Gaelic...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jun 2005, 19:03
Replies: 16
Views: 2,323
Posted By Nantoz
Re: stupid chavs on mini bikes

Fear the Chavmobiles!
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jun 2005, 18:01
Replies: 21
Views: 1,810
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Ok, I was out on the lash last night...

Consisting mainly of fat, dripping milk, having a great potential for cancer and sporting a prominent "wart"?

Indeed that is far from good behaviour....
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jun 2005, 13:43
Replies: 24
Views: 2,206
Posted By Nantoz
Re: What would you have done?

To avoid these situations, get this t-shirt (http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a322/a322_c_22.jpg), and go happily about your life.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jun 2005, 15:48
Replies: 52
Views: 5,179
Posted By Nantoz
Re: most ridiculous sport ever

It's not really a sport, is it?
It just a methode of training.
It's supposed to be better than just normal walking because you get the parallell movemeent between your arms and legs, plus you...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jun 2005, 15:40
Replies: 36
Views: 3,255
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Watch your Marshmellows...

It doesn't matter at all.
She was still the one who managed to spill the coffee onto herself, beacuse she placed the cup on the dashboard of a moving car.

I hate McD as much as the next man, but...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jun 2005, 15:31
Replies: 5
Views: 1,305
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Name that film....

It's called Oldboy.
A friend of mine claim it's rather good, but I haven't seen it yet.

http://imdb.com/title/tt0425320/
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jun 2005, 18:50
Replies: 21
Views: 2,192
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Cold War II: The Ruskies Strike Back?

Who says he hasn't got a map (http://www.msxnet.org/humour/world-according-to-america.png)?
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jun 2005, 07:56
Replies: 40
Views: 2,689
Posted By Nantoz
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jun 2005, 05:09
Replies: 15
Views: 1,931
Posted By Nantoz
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jun 2005, 02:32
Replies: 40
Views: 2,689
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Where have all the flowers gone

You make me smile, Yahwe.

In the strictest sence of the word "frogs are amphibians" is indeed a tautology.
Like "parents who have children", or "bachelors are unmarried".

Read this about...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jun 2005, 02:18
Replies: 40
Views: 2,689
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Where have all the flowers gone

*sigh.

I have admitted to being wrong on occasion, learn to do the same Yahwe.

A tautology is a statement which is true by its own definition, and is therefore fundamentally uninformative,...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jun 2005, 01:59
Replies: 40
Views: 2,689
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Where have all the flowers gone

Are you serious about this?
I was under the impression that you were educated.



This is one definition of tautology, which you seem to belive is the only one, but:
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jun 2005, 01:41
Replies: 40
Views: 2,689
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Where have all the flowers gone

Is this a bad attempt at a joke?

A mortal is defined as one who is liable to death.
It is included in the definition that mortals die.
To state that mortals die, is a tautology, because:

a...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jun 2005, 01:22
Replies: 40
Views: 2,689
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Where have all the flowers gone

This is what's called a tautology.

Next you will perhaps tell us that rain is wet.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jun 2005, 01:05
Replies: 40
Views: 2,689
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Where have all the flowers gone

MM is Zed? This is news indeed.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jun 2005, 01:02
Replies: 40
Views: 2,689
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Where have all the flowers gone

Presumably a young girl picked him up.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jun 2005, 00:00
Replies: 31
Views: 3,779
Posted By Nantoz
Re: So i really need to get a job

Good point.
And all the others are well proven methods of making money. I have seen most of them on film....MI:2 anyone...
But bloody good.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jun 2005, 23:53
Replies: 31
Views: 3,779
Posted By Nantoz
Re: So i really need to get a job

Wonderfull, Jonny, and you will get your rep once I've spread some around.
But I quite fail to see how he could make money by being a dwarf?
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jun 2005, 23:46
Replies: 50
Views: 3,769
Posted By Nantoz
Re: So tommorow I'm going to Chelmsford

I'm laughing my arse of.
By your first post I thought you meant a Grease theme bar, with a jukebox with only music from the film, Travolta Burgers, etc.
And people* says idiocy can't be amusing.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jun 2005, 21:50
Replies: 50
Views: 3,769
Posted By Nantoz
Re: So tommorow I'm going to Chelmsford

The Norwegian Nation Railroad Service (NSB) has for years proved their ingenuity by offering sandwiches with cheese that is both dry and sweaty. I'm quite sure that breaks some laws of physics.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jun 2005, 18:44
Replies: 20
Views: 2,020
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Clownshoe Corner Nominations

I'm guessing he meant Knobless Buffoon, but I might conceivably be wrong.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jun 2005, 17:41
Replies: 31
Views: 3,779
Posted By Nantoz
Re: So i really need to get a job

Should he work as part of a clock, or should he maybe get a parttime job?
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jun 2005, 17:33
Replies: 31
Views: 3,779
Posted By Nantoz
Re: So i really need to get a job

Hey boy, you wanna get ahead
You gotta give some head
Might end up dead instead
Hey boy, but you can make it right
So fix your hair alright
And welcome...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jun 2005, 17:16
Replies: 15
Views: 1,931
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Most unusual thing you've ever found during a clearout

I once found a nickel. Which is strange since none of us has ever been in the USA.

And I have a tendency to find mountains of congealed dust under my bed. dorm room rabbits, as we call them here.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jun 2005, 14:18
Replies: 190
Views: 20,387
Posted By Nantoz
Re: [Big Brother] Discuss

- What's your name, dude?
- Err. Science. Science Rox0rs.
- Bwahah. What kind of stupid name is that?

I hope he's a stupid git, just so it gets even better.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jun 2005, 02:07
Replies: 68
Views: 3,824
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Pirate Bay :(

I'ts not my fault she's married to a person with a strange fetish for knives and shower curtains....:)
You look cute and proper, but with a pontential for madness...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jun 2005, 02:00
Replies: 68
Views: 3,824
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Pirate Bay :(

Actually that half-smile just screams Norman Bates (http://www.horror-asylum.com/psycho/norman/norman4.jpg).
Who's the wench?
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jun 2005, 01:40
Replies: 68
Views: 3,824
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Pirate Bay :(

I would imagine you get a lot of those at a regular basis.*
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2005, 20:17
Replies: 94
Views: 12,719
Posted By Nantoz
Re: 24 years for not stopping a murder?

It's just an example of how different countries have very differents views on how to treat criminals.
While the Americans have always seemed more interested in severe , eye-for-an-eye, punshiment,...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2005, 18:17
Replies: 94
Views: 12,719
Posted By Nantoz
Re: 24 years for not stopping a murder?

I think you mean "leading dogs", not "blinddogs", söta bror.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2005, 16:47
Replies: 113
Views: 5,885
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Four Weeks on a Train

Why not? Are you somehow afraid of meeting new people or socialising. Are you going to tell me that whenever you are out on a club no Englishman will speak to a person he doesn't know? How very...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2005, 16:10
Replies: 63
Views: 3,660
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Moscow / Russia

Are you one of the pretty lads in that pic T&F?
I thought you were a bloody commy btw, what are you doing working for the PM?
Supposedly Ken Livinstone is the nearest you can get to a "commy"...
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2005, 23:54
Replies: 63
Views: 3,660
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Moscow / Russia

You're at NTNU then?
I have three former siv.ings (all 30+) in my medical class, so you can just as well end up doing something completely different after a few years of work.
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2005, 23:49
Replies: 63
Views: 3,660
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Moscow / Russia

How dare you liken prostitutes to taxi drivers? Those wonderfull women have never done anything to deserve such abuse!
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2005, 23:46
Replies: 61
Views: 3,354
Posted By Nantoz
Re: My new favourite game

I think first he must be sheared. Where are the Aussies when you finally need them?
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2005, 23:43
Replies: 63
Views: 3,660
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Moscow / Russia

In Eastern Europe in the late 40es? Yes, you must be quite right....

Point of fact, the taxi drivers in Prague - the most obnoxious excuses for human beings I have met to date - stil does not talk...
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2005, 23:37
Replies: 61
Views: 3,354
Posted By Nantoz
Re: My new favourite game

Clean-shaven Patrick Bateman might well be crazy, but atleast he's handsome...
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2005, 23:34
Replies: 63
Views: 3,660
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Moscow / Russia

There's not much to worry about I'd think.
My Norwegian grandfather studied in Prague and Moscow from 48-54, I think he had quite a bit more to mind. These days most of the things will take care of...
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2005, 23:28
Replies: 61
Views: 3,354
Posted By Nantoz
Re: My new favourite game

Does your molested beard make you look a tiny bit less crazed?
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2005, 23:01
Replies: 113
Views: 5,885
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Four Weeks on a Train

The point is that it's not AIDS itself that gives you scars, it just leaves your body vulnerable to any number of diseases that might lead to scaring, such as forms of herpes virus (as mentioned on...
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2005, 22:57
Replies: 37
Views: 2,451
Posted By Nantoz
Re: I think we should be thankful for VBulletin.

Evil man!
Hiding behind the little Merr!
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2005, 21:14
Replies: 50
Views: 3,769
Posted By Nantoz
Re: So tommorow I'm going to Chelmsford

Sleep in a tent and wash in the Chelmer river, you spoiled brat.
In my days, oh I could tell you about my days, during the war and all.
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2005, 21:07
Replies: 113
Views: 5,885
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Four Weeks on a Train

Funny how AIDS in no way gives you scars.
Leprosy maybe?
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2005, 21:05
Replies: 51
Views: 5,392
Posted By Nantoz
Re: GD.. we need your help :\

Clooney and Zeta-Jones in a romantic-ish comedy with predicable twists. OK, if you just want a mind-number.
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2005, 20:54
Replies: 44
Views: 3,279
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Selfish

Autoerotic suicides are known (http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3_218.html) to happen...
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2005, 19:06
Replies: 24
Views: 1,928
Posted By Nantoz
Re: tv-shows

LOTR was a tad interesting, and I would have liked it if it had in truth become a series. I can't reall appreciate it enough when the storyline is so utterly incomplete.
But there were some very...
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2005, 18:02
Replies: 113
Views: 5,885
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Four Weeks on a Train

Lol.
I mean my girlfriend at the time. A beautifull, slim (50 kg-ish) girl from the farmlands who's been drinking since she could walk.
On the other hand I've dated a girl who got hammered after...
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2005, 17:58
Replies: 32
Views: 2,757
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Proper Spousal Abuse [long]

The fact that it was indiscernible from her arse might have been an issue.
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2005, 17:54
Replies: 36
Views: 3,255
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Watch your Marshmellows...

They probably do have a "warning". American products are filled with it.
Remember The Hot Coffee Incident (http://rumandmonkey.com/articles/264/), Where a woman was awared the mind-numbing sum of...
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2005, 17:41
Replies: 32
Views: 2,757
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Proper Spousal Abuse [long]

Whatever happened to sweet lovin' by the fire-place?
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2005, 17:38
Replies: 113
Views: 5,885
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Four Weeks on a Train

Bollocks. There are vast differences between our two nations.
OK, not vast, but there are some clear differences.
Most all of the bartenders here in Norway are Swedes (they earn more moeny here),...
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2005, 16:13
Replies: 113
Views: 5,885
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Four Weeks on a Train

Hehehe. You haven'y drunk with Norwegians yet, have you?
We are breastfed homebrew...
Some of us did share a bottle of absinth, so perhaps our nervous system went straight to hell. Not seeing any...
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2005, 16:09
Replies: 26
Views: 1,763
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Beers, Glasgow, Next Sunday

You are destroying my punning, you evil man!
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2005, 16:02
Replies: 24
Views: 1,928
Posted By Nantoz
Re: tv-shows

I havren't seen Dead Like Me. What's it about?
You can find several Crusade-torrents on thepiratebay.com, check it out.
And yes, Joey sucks, nice women sometimes though.
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2005, 15:08
Replies: 26
Views: 1,763
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Beers, Glasgow, Next Sunday

Ah, Moslem trains, then? Needing to keep their virginty intact to protect the family honour.
When did Moslems start working as British trains?
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2005, 14:59
Replies: 26
Views: 1,763
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Beers, Glasgow, Next Sunday

Trains have hymens? This is certainly disturbing.
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2005, 14:02
Replies: 113
Views: 5,885
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Four Weeks on a Train

If he stays in Eastern Europe for the most part he can probably get by with a modest amount of money.
In parts of Prague you can get 4 pints for £1, in the Czech countryside you can get 7+...
And...
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2005, 13:04
Replies: 37
Views: 2,451
Posted By Nantoz
Re: I think we should be thankful for VBulletin.

Are you sure?
Mer once banned me for a week for linking to a porn page by mistake*. And I think that was around 2001.





*Yes, by mistake. In some discussion I made up a pornpage name that...
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2005, 12:54
Replies: 28
Views: 3,405
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Summoning UFOs

Why are American TV-anchors so..well, strange?
I don't get them. Actually I might be a bit scared of them.
If anyone here are aliens, it's certain to be them.
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2005, 12:46
Replies: 24
Views: 1,928
Posted By Nantoz
Re: tv-shows

They did? What a shame. Eliza Dushku is hot!
So many series with great potential are canceled.
Like Crusade - granted it was not in any way fit to lick Babylon 5's dirty boots, but it was good and...
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2005, 12:37
Replies: 24
Views: 1,928
Posted By Nantoz
Re: tv-shows

-Tru Calling ( I've only watched one episode of this, while properly drunk, but it seemed good.)
- The O.C. (Very silly show, but the girls are rather fit)
- House (Interesting...
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2005, 01:38
Replies: 113
Views: 5,885
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Four Weeks on a Train

Yes.
A young Che with beard and cigar on a bloody motorcycle, and the raggamuffin that your are on a train????
I quite completely fail to see the similairites...

Good luck, btw. I thought about...
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2005, 01:21
Replies: 28
Views: 3,405
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Summoning UFOs

But so can I, yea, so can any man.


That was probably horrendus, but I have't read that for a long long time. Can't even remember what play it is.
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2005, 18:09
Replies: 22
Views: 2,361
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Hoarders

Aha.
So drunk you can't even remember your actions!
There is Salvation in Jesus, my son.
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2005, 18:01
Replies: 22
Views: 2,361
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Hoarders

So on occasion you've gone out wearing clothes made from CDs (http://courtneyskott.com/portfolio/cd_dress.jpg), newspapers (http://img12.photobucket.com/albums/v36/crafty-dame/crafts/fulldress.jpg)...
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2005, 17:36
Replies: 31
Views: 2,078
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Insects

NOBODY expects the 1-X Inquisition! His chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... his two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless sarcams....his *three* weapons are...
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2005, 17:18
Replies: 37
Views: 2,451
Posted By Nantoz
Re: I think we should be thankful for VBulletin.

Just goes to show how men are much better at nerdiness than women.

This does not apply to me, as the most complicated thing I can do is use the 5 most common vB-tags.
Maybe I'm a lesbian woman...
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2005, 17:11
Replies: 17
Views: 2,042
Posted By Nantoz
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2005, 16:51
Replies: 22
Views: 2,361
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Hoarders

There's a very fine balance between Hoarding and my Mum's wish to sell my precious comics to the second hand store for 1/100th of their real value.

But I can feel your pain.

Parents lack much...
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2005, 16:46
Replies: 147
Views: 9,733
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Australian drug girl

Probably because he's supposed to have "sold out" Norway to the enemy. It has been claimed that it was his insistence that made Hitler invade.
I can't offhand think of anyone else that did just that...
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2005, 16:34
Replies: 29
Views: 2,514
Posted By Nantoz
Re: A bullet is to kind for some people

Checked it up on Wikipedia.
73 355 persons were charged with War Crimes, Collaboration With The Enemy, etc.
Of these about 42 000 actually received punishment, for the most time short time prison...
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2005, 16:27
Replies: 29
Views: 2,514
Posted By Nantoz
Re: A bullet is to kind for some people

Actually the NS had about 45,000 members in 1945. (Quite a lot in little Norway)
Most of them were probably "good" people who just wanted it a bit better and easier from themselves, but some were...
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2005, 16:21
Replies: 37
Views: 2,451
Posted By Nantoz
Re: I think we should be thankful for VBulletin.

I find it a bit hurtfull that Mary would want to explore other boards than GD.
Has the flare gone out of the relationship?
Do you feel the ned to experiment with new and slutty boards?
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2005, 16:15
Replies: 147
Views: 9,733
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Australian drug girl

I was exaggerating, man.
But there is no doubt there is a severe social stigma connected to having unusual or "compromised" names.
No child should be forced to go through life with such a name.
If...
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2005, 16:13
Replies: 147
Views: 9,733
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Australian drug girl

The lack of resemeblance between you and Big Boy (http://sunsite.berkeley.edu/T-Shirts/aljames/bigboy.jpg) is quite uncanny....
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2005, 16:11
Replies: 23
Views: 1,916
Posted By Nantoz
Re: This just throws all the problems with ref's into sharp relief

blithering 'bout bollocks.


behold my cunning alliteration.
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2005, 16:07
Replies: 147
Views: 9,733
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Australian drug girl

Irrelevant.
Name you children Hitler, Quisling, Göring and Himmler then.
Send them to school, and get them back in a body bag.
You will only get one body bag, because all the pices will be too...
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2005, 16:03
Replies: 147
Views: 9,733
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Australian drug girl

It's not about that actually, we do have nazi-ish parties that are more or less legal.
But the name legislation is there to protect children from screwed up parents.
Imagine going to school and...
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2005, 15:54
Replies: 147
Views: 9,733
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Australian drug girl

Vidkun Quisling (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vidkun_Quisling)





It is now illegal to be named Quisling in Norway, and Vidkun is pretty much anathema aswell.

Finland is not really...
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2005, 15:39
Replies: 17
Views: 2,042
Posted By Nantoz
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2005, 15:37
Replies: 51
Views: 4,641
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Britain Vs. France

Never would have thought Germany was the country of perfect cocks.
It seems I have still much to learn.
And damn right our girls are nice, aswell as our homebrew!
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2005, 11:58
Replies: 54
Views: 4,364
Posted By Nantoz
Re: I wish I had...

Does he wish us to lock him in a cage, forcefeed him Trill, poke him, and make annoying bird-sounds?
My God, his pervertions have no end!
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2005, 11:55
Replies: 31
Views: 2,078
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Insects

The light of the sun is lighting up everywhere and you don't need to move closer to the sun (the source) to have it bright, while a tiny candle in the night has a discernible source. and a small,...
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2005, 11:51
Replies: 6
Views: 1,545
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Southend Airshow

To be injected oraly.
I will have no sexual innuendo here.
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2005, 11:33
Replies: 23
Views: 1,916
Posted By Nantoz
Re: This just throws all the problems with ref's into sharp relief

If a ref is bad, there is no reason to expect him to be bad in just half of his matches, and then very good in the other half.
He'll probably be bad in a majority, however slight.
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2005, 11:23
Replies: 54
Views: 4,364
Posted By Nantoz
Re: I wish I had...

We just bought a pipe, now I don't have to buy Rizzla ever again.
Or maybe I will.
But I'm not that good at rolling.
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2005, 11:21
Replies: 6
Views: 1,545
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Southend Airshow

I too wish for honey.

Milk and honey in my tea makes teen weeny nantoz happy as a clam.
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2005, 01:36
Replies: 147
Views: 9,733
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Australian drug girl

I knew there was a catch.
As we have allready discovered you will not in any way swim across the North Sea, even for free food, I will have to send you diverse samples and plastics molds via air...
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2005, 01:32
Replies: 49
Views: 4,880
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Where's Dante?

It's tragicaly comic.
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2005, 01:31
Replies: 49
Views: 4,880
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Where's Dante?

He's sitting over there.

SPLITTER!!!!
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2005, 01:23
Replies: 49
Views: 4,880
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Where's Dante?

Funnily enough I have a couple of cousins in the Popular Front For The Liberation of Palestine*




*Which is funny beacuse Judea (and Samaria) is the equivalent of the West Bank, and ironic...
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2005, 01:21
Replies: 147
Views: 9,733
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Australian drug girl

Wow.
So I'm now good enough for even Gordon Ramsey to eat me out?
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2005, 01:18
Replies: 49
Views: 4,880
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Where's Dante?

Is that supposed to be "not party-organized at all"
I'm no longer politcally active, just very personally politically minded.
I hardly bother to discuss with anyone anymore.
Not when Frp (populist...
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2005, 01:09
Replies: 147
Views: 9,733
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Australian drug girl

Wow, three ballsacks, just for me!!!!
Almost as good as pos.rep....
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2005, 01:04
Replies: 147
Views: 9,733
Posted By Nantoz
Re: Australian drug girl

OK, I know it's stretching it quite a bit. I just checked up the facts, and Rollo was not in any way William's grandfather. The Norwegian heritage must have been quite diluted by that time.
Sorry...
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