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Forum: General Discussions 5 Nov 2005, 13:54
Replies: 75
Views: 15,808
Posted By Black Dog
Re: Somethingawful vs ebaumsworld?

A lot of people who have posted negatively clearly don't read somethingawful. The forums are so much more than GBS and the slightly puerile sense of humour. The photoshops alone far surpass anything...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Nov 2005, 23:21
Replies: 18
Views: 2,662
Posted By Black Dog
Re: [Yahwe] Computer Misuse Act 1990

I think we can safely say that the police will never investigate this and the CPS would never prosecute a case like this.

The moral of this story is not to buy awful music.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Oct 2005, 22:41
Replies: 32
Views: 2,815
Posted By Black Dog
There is lots of one touch passing and almost no...

There is lots of one touch passing and almost no dribbling in the match engine.

There are half time team talks with five options that have an impact on how your team plays.

There is more of an...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Oct 2005, 22:33
Replies: 32
Views: 2,815
Posted By Black Dog
Re: [Football/Game] PES5

FM06 features a pinball machine for a match engine and half-time teamtalks that have an impact on whether you win or lose. This means guessing from 5 basic options and then hoping your Conference...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Oct 2005, 18:40
Replies: 43
Views: 3,572
Posted By Black Dog
Re: Hi this is a POTW Thread

I often use the phrase 'guys' and I am currently wearing space invader slippers and socks. Is this a new low?
Forum: General Discussions 15 Oct 2005, 14:48
Replies: 24
Views: 2,045
Posted By Black Dog
Re: Does the Modern Day Newspaper have any place in Society

Newspapers are about power and influence more than profit. I would say that they are more powerful and important than ever. It isn't the internet or question time that outlines the public agenda.
...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Oct 2005, 14:34
Replies: 28
Views: 2,259
Posted By Black Dog
Quite. It's the 'what' that has everyone a...

Quite.

It's the 'what' that has everyone a bit worried.

This trial could become a mouthpiece for Saddam to denounce the new constitution. It is quite likely to result in increased activity...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Oct 2005, 23:37
Replies: 75
Views: 7,438
Posted By Black Dog
Re: [football] Fifa's World Player of the Year

1. Ronaldinho
2. Adriano
3. Wayne Rooney

There are some ridiculous inclusions there, Drogba being the silliest.

The bias against defenders is criminal. Why not John Terry but you pick Nesta...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Oct 2005, 23:22
Replies: 137
Views: 9,139
Posted By Black Dog
Re: GF forced to quit job, advice needed.

Imagine a legal system that allows you to sue your emloyer when you were dismissed from the work because you did something wrong.

There isn't one. That's because it would be bloody stupid. Do you...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Oct 2005, 23:17
Replies: 36
Views: 3,836
Posted By Black Dog
Re: The decline and fall of the British nation

Ben Bradshaw just said on question time that the most important civil liberty is the right to life.

He then used that as a broad justification for the new anti-terrorism laws.

The entire...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Oct 2005, 23:01
Replies: 137
Views: 9,139
Posted By Black Dog
If I change my mind and want to become a brain...

If I change my mind and want to become a brain surgeon then I'll be sure to speak to you :)
Forum: General Discussions 13 Oct 2005, 18:59
Replies: 137
Views: 9,139
Posted By Black Dog
Please tell me which countries allow workers who...

Please tell me which countries allow workers who have committed an attempted fraud to get compensation when they are dismissed?
Forum: General Discussions 13 Oct 2005, 16:59
Replies: 28
Views: 2,259
Posted By Black Dog
Saddam Hussein coming to a cinema near you

In their great wisdom, some people have decided that Saddam has lived long enough and that Iraq needs a big showpiece trial because there has not been enough drama there recently.
...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Oct 2005, 16:51
Replies: 137
Views: 9,139
Posted By Black Dog
Where and what are you lawyering at the moment? ...

Where and what are you lawyering at the moment?

Since you always seem to know a lot more than me, I might pick your brains for some advice when I get around to thinking about horrible things like...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Oct 2005, 16:49
Replies: 40
Views: 2,967
Posted By Black Dog
Re: football and money

The main reason that attendances are dropping are prices.

The number of games on television is a factor, but so is the lack of atmosphere at grounds because you can't stand up, the fact that the...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Oct 2005, 16:43
Replies: 137
Views: 9,139
Posted By Black Dog
Right I only got my law degree a year and a half...

Right I only got my law degree a year and a half ago so I might be a bit rusty on some of these details.

In order to claim constructive dismissal she has to qualify as an employee. Good stuff....
Forum: General Discussions 13 Oct 2005, 16:24
Replies: 137
Views: 9,139
Posted By Black Dog
Wait what. She worked in a clothing store with...

Wait what. She worked in a clothing store with poor pay. It doesn't work like that.

If constructive dismissal was worth claiming in these kinds of cases then a lot of ex-dustmen would be lounging...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Oct 2005, 16:16
Replies: 40
Views: 2,582
Posted By Black Dog
If some men are shallow enough to learn magic...

If some men are shallow enough to learn magic tricks, how to dance or pretend to like renaissance art just to get laid then why wouldn't women learn the offside rule?

Obscure football rules are...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Oct 2005, 15:44
Replies: 40
Views: 2,967
Posted By Black Dog
This isn't a case of petty jealousy. Few...

This isn't a case of petty jealousy.

Few would disagree that ideally footballers should be paid a wage set by the market. Unfortunately the market is horribly skewed. It is also unsustainable. No...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Oct 2005, 07:34
Replies: 40
Views: 2,967
Posted By Black Dog
I didn't state that breaking up the TV deal won't...

I didn't state that breaking up the TV deal won't hurt the smaller clubs more. It will. My point was that when that happens Premiership clubs will be forced to alter themselves.

I'm starting on...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Oct 2005, 23:30
Replies: 40
Views: 2,967
Posted By Black Dog
Clubs now play music each time the home team...

Clubs now play music each time the home team scores. This is because people would forget to cheer unless happy beats were pounded into their ears from speakers around the ground. It's silly, too...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Oct 2005, 23:27
Replies: 40
Views: 2,967
Posted By Black Dog
Football isn't really a profit-making business....

Football isn't really a profit-making business. Once the EU Commission get their mitts on the TV deal, the Premiership will face a few of the problems that the Football League suffered after ITV...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Oct 2005, 23:19
Replies: 40
Views: 2,967
Posted By Black Dog
Re: football and money

Wage cap by fifa across the board at 30,000 per week for a player and 500 000 per week for a squad in the top level of a league. Otherwise the money problems will keep getting worse.

There should...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Oct 2005, 00:15
Replies: 16
Views: 2,491
Posted By Black Dog
Re: Quick help

http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt0092067/

being Castle in the Sky?

There was also a very bad kids cartoon featuring talking polar bears that lived on a floating island. Once people had worked out...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Oct 2005, 23:49
Replies: 45
Views: 4,112
Posted By Black Dog
Re: Dirty Secrets

I have never seen the film 'Labyrinth' starring David Bowie. Also Flash Gordon is boring and inferior to Masters of the Universe.

I can only eat steak by pouring more sauce over it than there is...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jul 2005, 13:26
Replies: 129
Views: 14,026
Posted By Black Dog
exactly the same, I'm either very stupid or there...

exactly the same, I'm either very stupid or there are no clues

edit: I've been starting at the screen for ages waiting for it to change :(
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jul 2005, 13:22
Replies: 129
Views: 14,026
Posted By Black Dog
Level 5 is rather spelt out for you

Level 5 is rather spelt out for you
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jul 2005, 12:55
Replies: 81
Views: 4,540
Posted By Black Dog
Just law other than the odd sentence explaining...

Just law other than the odd sentence explaining how the system works when it is relevant (like police practice). As I'm guessing you all know the judge in his summing up directs the jury as to how...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jul 2005, 23:41
Replies: 81
Views: 4,540
Posted By Black Dog
Re: Jury Service

Jury service involves convincing 3 very irate women that "if a woman is willing to go to court to accuse some guy of rape she must telling the truth" probably isn't the best basis on which to ruin...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jul 2005, 20:17
Replies: 119
Views: 10,069
Posted By Black Dog
Re: funny in a 'these people should never be listened to' kind of way

Well when you count the Nazis deliberately misinterpreting Nietzsche to philosophically justify their regime, then you could maybe argue it was harmful.

Unfortunately, the people who made that...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jul 2005, 07:01
Replies: 46
Views: 5,189
Posted By Black Dog
Re: Do you hate, or expect to hate, your job?

I hate all the work I have done. Admittedly since university I have been in temping jobs where I am forced to listen to jobsworth morons describing in detail how to enter data into computer systems....
Forum: General Discussions 4 May 2005, 19:41
Replies: 66
Views: 7,237
Posted By Black Dog
If you have Windows XP and Service Pack 2...

If you have Windows XP and Service Pack 2 installed then use Explorer without worrying about it. Otherwise you'll only have a problem if you're an idiot and click yes to lots of popups.

This is...
Forum: General Discussions 4 May 2005, 17:26
Replies: 14
Views: 1,785
Posted By Black Dog
Diagnosis Murder? Dick van Dyke is...

Diagnosis Murder?

Dick van Dyke is phenomenal I agree.
Forum: General Discussions 3 May 2005, 18:45
Replies: 11
Views: 2,158
Posted By Black Dog
Forum: General Discussions 3 May 2005, 14:40
Replies: 14
Views: 1,785
Posted By Black Dog
is that a good thing? Especially when the...

is that a good thing?

Especially when the most exciting thing that happens on C-grade daytime tv is each character having an affair with a workmate every 3 weeks. (or half a city is slaughtered...
Forum: General Discussions 3 May 2005, 14:29
Replies: 14
Views: 1,785
Posted By Black Dog
Re: Doctors

It's annoyingly between Neighbours and Murder She Wrote, meaning I always forget about the intrepid adventures of Jessica Fletcher and her limitless band of murdered acquaintances.

In order words...
Forum: General Discussions 3 May 2005, 08:39
Replies: 50
Views: 4,080
Posted By Black Dog
Re: London vs Birmingham

Oh please. When Birmingham stops building gaudy pincushions of buildings to mask the layers of concrete crap around its city centre and swaps it for some culture and history then we can talk.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Apr 2005, 09:41
Replies: 20
Views: 2,738
Posted By Black Dog
They appreciate the change from old women who...

They appreciate the change from old women who have got a bit of a cough. Now actually getting an appointment in the middle of the daily rush is a problem.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2005, 23:13
Replies: 117
Views: 11,284
Posted By Black Dog
Re: How do you Revise?

I read whilst pacing up and down repeating key words over and over for about 4 weeks. Then I wake up at 5am on the day of the exam and revise solidly. To clear my head I walk from home to the exam...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Apr 2005, 22:32
Replies: 19
Views: 2,192
Posted By Black Dog
Potential is a dangerous thing...

Potential is a dangerous thing (http://bbcamerica.com/genre/comedy_games/dylan_moran/dylan_moran_video_clip_05.jsp)

I think the sooner we all realise we're talentless shits the better
Forum: General Discussions 17 Apr 2005, 23:56
Replies: 46
Views: 3,214
Posted By Black Dog
Re: 100 Greatest [insert something]

hahahahahahaha Radiohead the best hahahah album ever hahahahaha

OK Computer wasn't even as good as the Bends, and that can induce a coma faster than you can pop a tub of aspirin. now I want...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Apr 2005, 23:34
Replies: 46
Views: 3,214
Posted By Black Dog
Re: 100 Greatest [insert something]

The Beatles are justifiably dominating.

Coldplay's Parachutes at 13 is a joke, as is the narcissistic pointless drone of Radiohead being anywhere in the top 10.

At least Jimmy Carr isn't...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Apr 2005, 08:52
Replies: 30
Views: 2,794
Posted By Black Dog
Re: Yahwe Explains .... Money

Well obviously. Have I missed some revolutionary point here?
Forum: General Discussions 16 Apr 2005, 23:47
Replies: 34
Views: 3,339
Posted By Black Dog
Nothing. Apart from pride, self-confidence and...

Nothing. Apart from pride, self-confidence and the belief that people at work respect his talents.

You are right though, the obvious answer is to apply anyway and steel yourself for rejection now....
Forum: General Discussions 15 Apr 2005, 13:15
Replies: 40
Views: 5,435
Posted By Black Dog
Re: [Football] Your club's worst footballer

I would have faith but all our best players are injured and no-one is playing well. Also I am a Sheff Wed fan, faith is for other people who have seen their team improve on their previous years...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Apr 2005, 13:09
Replies: 40
Views: 5,435
Posted By Black Dog
We're not getting promoted but you really should...

We're not getting promoted but you really should go. They often have students get in for £5 matches and it is a very nice stadium. Well worth the trip if you ignore the dire football on the pitch.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Apr 2005, 23:15
Replies: 40
Views: 5,435
Posted By Black Dog
Re: [Football] Your club's worst footballer

How can Chris Woods be Sheff Wed's worst ever player. He was an England international who could actually do something right.

Simon Donnelly and Phil O'Donnell cost around £5 million in wages...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Apr 2005, 23:11
Replies: 9
Views: 2,040
Posted By Black Dog
Re: Donnie Brasco

It's very good. Johnny Depp is superb, Al Pacino does his usual Italian mafia drawl. Also it is an hour shorter than Scorcese's mafia pieces and a lot more coherent.

More romantic comedy...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Apr 2005, 21:20
Replies: 14
Views: 2,075
Posted By Black Dog
Re: The Sun is here!

It amuses me that the people wearing the baggy flammable clothing are always the first to light fires

however this thread has made me want to put the beach boys on the jukebox and barbecue me some...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Apr 2005, 21:56
Replies: 25
Views: 2,532
Posted By Black Dog
Re: So everything has gone to hell (again) [uni]

Universities will help you out endlessly in order to get you a good degree. Please stop worrying.

Just start writing something to do with your essays, it's always more daunting to think about how...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Apr 2005, 17:51
Replies: 34
Views: 3,026
Posted By Black Dog
Re: Ban Top Gear

Top Gear have to rent out a racetrack, country park or go abroad in order to be able to actually test their cars. I'm also pretty sure most people recognise their volvo will never provide the same...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Apr 2005, 17:45
Replies: 58
Views: 4,570
Posted By Black Dog
Oh god the stories I could tell. Yeah....

Oh god the stories I could tell.



Yeah. Having sat in on cps meetings I'm entirely sure their raison d'etre is to write as much as possible without ever saying anything.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Apr 2005, 17:43
Replies: 21
Views: 1,811
Posted By Black Dog
Re: so we ****ed around too long and missed out on regular price leeds tickets

steal one off the middle class 14 year olds skulking around in their slipknot hoodies

with that £200 I bet you could afford tickets to every band you want to see at leeds twice over
Forum: General Discussions 12 Apr 2005, 13:20
Replies: 27
Views: 2,178
Posted By Black Dog
Re: People at Uni

No I've finished a three year degree.

I didn't stray beyond a textbook until I found I was interested in jurisprudence and wanted to learn more. Warwick allows you to sleepwalk to a 2:1 and I...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Apr 2005, 12:51
Replies: 27
Views: 2,178
Posted By Black Dog
Re: People at Uni

hahahahaha law is the easiest course to learn solely out of textbooks. I can point to 119 others as walking proof. It's just more expensive :(
Forum: General Discussions 12 Apr 2005, 11:22
Replies: 26
Views: 2,615
Posted By Black Dog
Re: [UK] Sunday's Top 40 could bethe first chart worth looking at in years

All this means is men in suits will be putting kylie at number 1 rather than girls in tracksuits.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Dec 2003, 22:37
Replies: 1
Views: 2,128
Posted By Black Dog
Going Around the World

I am rapidly approaching the end of my university law degree. The academic side of this has been as excruciatingly dull as the music of radiohead, therefore I am currently planning to take a year off...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Dec 2003, 22:27
Replies: 106
Views: 7,781
Posted By Black Dog
Re: Are you Right or Left wing?

I am a Devil's Advocate.

(why is a similar thread to this one rated as "Gundam Wing, age of war" in roleplaying of all places - which monkey codes this nonsense?)
Forum: General Discussions 2 Dec 2003, 22:22
Replies: 78
Views: 7,274
Posted By Black Dog
Re: does anyone else remember when threads used to drop off the page in hours

I miss the good old days.

So I popped back in for some nostalgia.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Oct 2003, 17:49
Replies: 50
Views: 8,287
Posted By Black Dog
Words: 1514 Female Score: 1377 Male Score:...

Words: 1514

Female Score: 1377
Male Score: 2325

That was from a random paste from an essay about female legal theory. It does seem amazingly weighted towards the male side though.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Oct 2003, 22:11
Replies: 56
Views: 5,034
Posted By Black Dog
The more things change, the more they stay the...

The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jul 2003, 09:24
Replies: 106
Views: 9,771
Posted By Black Dog
Quite frankly I've bagged that whiskey already. ...

Quite frankly I've bagged that whiskey already.

Brad Friedel
Bobo Balde, Wayne Bridge, John O'Shea, Steve Watson
Jermaine Jenas, Frank Lampard, Scott Parker
Andy Cole, Henrik Larsson,...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jul 2003, 11:28
Replies: 60
Views: 7,615
Posted By Black Dog
I beg to differ. Firstly it must be understood...

I beg to differ. Firstly it must be understood Wittgenstein was talking in a primarily legal context.

Secondly Wittgenstein is arguing that there is no objective meaning to be "gotten", language...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2003, 19:20
Replies: 57
Views: 6,663
Posted By Black Dog
Everyone keeps on writing Man Utd off and every...

Everyone keeps on writing Man Utd off and every single time they come back and win. They'll do it again this season and I hate them for it.

Arsenal need to spend very wisely and I don't think...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2003, 19:13
Replies: 60
Views: 7,615
Posted By Black Dog
In This Thread We Post Our Favourite Quotes

and here's my slightly academic offering:

"We never arrive at fundamental propositions in the course of our investigation; we get to the boundary of language which stops us from asking further...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jul 2003, 09:56
Replies: 74
Views: 5,989
Posted By Black Dog
Mick McCarthy's "clubs will lose out on getting...

Mick McCarthy's "clubs will lose out on getting Phillips unless they bid soon" made me chuckle.

It will be interesting if Abramovich leaves Chelsea having signed people like Kluivert or Davids on...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jun 2003, 20:03
Replies: 31
Views: 3,613
Posted By Black Dog
He's superman dude.

He's superman dude.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jun 2003, 19:58
Replies: 8
Views: 2,680
Posted By Black Dog
Glastonbury

They seem to be claiming this year is the "best ever" (again), what do you lot think so far?

For my two cents worth, I thought the Polyphonic Spree, Flaming Lips and REM were quite excellent,...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jun 2003, 14:48
Replies: 6
Views: 2,747
Posted By Black Dog
It's meant to be a lot of a desert with nothing...

It's meant to be a lot of a desert with nothing much to do in that desert other than power-level, due to a rushed release and failed promises.

The advice seems to be - wait six months and see what...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jun 2003, 22:08
Replies: 28
Views: 4,451
Posted By Black Dog
The Essential Billy Joel. Double-CD-tastic.

The Essential Billy Joel. Double-CD-tastic.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jun 2003, 22:04
Replies: 19
Views: 3,287
Posted By Black Dog
Which is precisely why you have to keep going at...

Which is precisely why you have to keep going at it so hard until your neck is one big friction burn. It's not perfect but you can do it whilst watching "Lorraine Kelly's Celebrity Summer" on ITV,...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jun 2003, 21:54
Replies: 19
Views: 3,287
Posted By Black Dog
Use an electric shaver. You only look like you've...

Use an electric shaver. You only look like you've got thrush for about half an hour afterwards.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jun 2003, 21:24
Replies: 19
Views: 3,287
Posted By Black Dog
Real men use electric shavers.

Real men use electric shavers.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jun 2003, 12:46
Replies: 23
Views: 3,518
Posted By Black Dog
I disagree entirely. As for the exact...

I disagree entirely.

As for the exact question, it is utterly randomly, often I go through phases of thinking about an issue for a week or so - especially over the past year when I've been...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jun 2003, 09:49
Replies: 32
Views: 4,140
Posted By Black Dog
My parents used to make us save tomato ketchup...

My parents used to make us save tomato ketchup tubs from McDonalds or Burger King so we could use them at home instead of buying a proper bottle.

Now I come to think of it, that is ass-clenchingly...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jun 2003, 09:47
Replies: 13
Views: 2,808
Posted By Black Dog
It's probably just leprosy. Be right as rain...

It's probably just leprosy.

Be right as rain in the morning.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jun 2003, 22:24
Replies: 51
Views: 5,512
Posted By Black Dog
Maybe they're born with it. Maybe it's Mabelline.

Maybe they're born with it. Maybe it's Mabelline.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jun 2003, 22:18
Replies: 51
Views: 5,512
Posted By Black Dog
Paging Dace to thread #28194

Paging Dace to thread #28194
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jun 2003, 12:51
Replies: 16
Views: 3,308
Posted By Black Dog
protip: don't make tips you've already lost on ...

protip: don't make tips you've already lost on


(though for 2004 it's worth a punt)
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jun 2003, 11:53
Replies: 5
Views: 2,448
Posted By Black Dog
Final Level: 6 Final Score: 950 Safe Stabs:...

Final Level: 6
Final Score: 950
Safe Stabs: 30
Rating: Your Blade is Sharp

Although in my defence I thought if I lopped off two of the middle fingers I could just stab constantly in the middle...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jun 2003, 23:38
Replies: 30
Views: 3,366
Posted By Black Dog
Alanis Morissette would know. Don't you...

Alanis Morissette would know.

Don't you think?
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jun 2003, 23:24
Replies: 38
Views: 3,293
Posted By Black Dog
That game is completely ****ing impossible. Miss...

That game is completely ****ing impossible. Miss an ace or don't force a crap return with the serve and you lose the point nine times out of ten.

As soon as you think you're winning, you get to...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jun 2003, 22:57
Replies: 38
Views: 3,293
Posted By Black Dog
haha, you just spent £35 on some games I can get...

haha, you just spent £35 on some games I can get for £10.

ohsnap.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jun 2003, 22:50
Replies: 25
Views: 4,372
Posted By Black Dog
Awful. One of football's better and genuinely...

Awful. One of football's better and genuinely nice characters has been lost.

(Kumnaa - if you don't care then just don't post, stop acting like an immature idiot)
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jun 2003, 14:34
Replies: 3
Views: 2,548
Posted By Black Dog
Batteries

Is there a special recycling safe way to dispose of them, or am I meant to just chuck them in a regular bin?

Help out a retard today please.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jun 2003, 22:35
Replies: 36
Views: 3,807
Posted By Black Dog
Now fix the spoiler text and you win a mystery...

Now fix the spoiler text and you win a mystery prize.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jun 2003, 22:04
Replies: 24
Views: 4,228
Posted By Black Dog
It isn't stickied.

It isn't stickied.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jun 2003, 22:01
Replies: 24
Views: 4,228
Posted By Black Dog
because giving free food to people who sit in...

because giving free food to people who sit in front of a monitor all day is like waving a red flag saying "spike my sorry ass" to a raging bull.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jun 2003, 21:51
Replies: 66
Views: 8,496
Posted By Black Dog
Is meant to be the most piss-poor excuse for a...

Is meant to be the most piss-poor excuse for a game since Jon Romero said "hay, lets put some more frogs in this level".
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2003, 16:55
Replies: 29
Views: 4,034
Posted By Black Dog
I was sad enough to reply to a newspaper advert...

I was sad enough to reply to a newspaper advert each year for swaps and thus completed two seasons plus the World Cup. I would have completed a third had a teacher not confiscated the 50 or so I had...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2003, 16:32
Replies: 29
Views: 4,034
Posted By Black Dog
Premier League Stickers from Panini. Pogs. ...

Premier League Stickers from Panini.
Pogs.

Anyone who didn't collect stickers has not lived.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2003, 15:33
Replies: 66
Views: 8,496
Posted By Black Dog
I will admit the skull was a great character,...

I will admit the skull was a great character, though Minsc was also ace in BG - the rest were good, but I really didn't consider them that much better than BG. The explanation for death was also...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2003, 15:15
Replies: 66
Views: 8,496
Posted By Black Dog
There was hardly any, and certainly not against...

There was hardly any, and certainly not against any decent enemies - it was just rats or lizard men or random metal things in that cube that you can choose to enter. Certainly not the progression of...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2003, 13:16
Replies: 66
Views: 8,496
Posted By Black Dog
Will someone please explain to me how a game...

Will someone please explain to me how a game which is solely based on dialogue and fetching items for people by walking across the city and picking them up is a good game?

Planescape was like an...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2003, 09:41
Replies: 66
Views: 8,496
Posted By Black Dog
Desperados is now in the cheap pile and is even...

Desperados is now in the cheap pile and is even better and harder. It takes Commandos, puts it in a Wild West setting, adds a touch of cheese and then cranks up the difficulty to nearly impossible by...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jun 2003, 19:51
Replies: 21
Views: 3,075
Posted By Black Dog
Roddick, though I'll be cheering for Agassi...

Roddick, though I'll be cheering for Agassi mainly.

In the women's Serena Williams, though I'll be cheering for Hantuchova and Henin-Hardenne.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jun 2003, 19:45
Replies: 5
Views: 2,606
Posted By Black Dog
"Just for Laughs" isn't bad at all. For the...

"Just for Laughs" isn't bad at all.

For the kind of humour it's aiming for, it does it job pretty much superbly.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jun 2003, 09:58
Replies: 5
Views: 3,515
Posted By Black Dog
From my extensive lack of knowledge: Paypal.

From my extensive lack of knowledge: Paypal.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jun 2003, 08:32
Replies: 18
Views: 3,015
Posted By Black Dog
But seeing as exams are over now, it'll shift...

But seeing as exams are over now, it'll shift somewhat to about 11 hours sleep until early afternoon.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jun 2003, 23:03
Replies: 8
Views: 2,712
Posted By Black Dog
I woke up at 5. Started revising. Did an...

I woke up at 5. Started revising.

Did an exam on Refugee Law from 9.30 to 11.00.

Revised.

Did an exam on Law and Institutions of the EU from 1.40 to 4.00.

Came home, watched a film.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jun 2003, 20:56
Replies: 59
Views: 7,779
Posted By Black Dog
A Levels History Latin Government and...

A Levels
History
Latin
Government and Politics

Degree
Law
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 20:25
Replies: 44
Views: 4,138
Posted By Black Dog
Stop being so silly.

Stop being so silly.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 20:20
Replies: 18
Views: 4,598
Posted By Black Dog
Hi Sar! (but I'm revising refugee law so for...

Hi Sar!

(but I'm revising refugee law so for the purposes of my conscience, I'm not really posting this)
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 20:16
Replies: 18
Views: 4,598
Posted By Black Dog
Tony is Plasma. Dimi is mad.

Tony is Plasma.

Dimi is mad.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 20:12
Replies: 44
Views: 4,138
Posted By Black Dog
From the fact that you mentioned it in two posts...

From the fact that you mentioned it in two posts from a slightly biased angle in an attempt to undermine the rankings, I made the giant leap of assuming that you evidently had feelings about the...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 20:07
Replies: 44
Views: 4,138
Posted By Black Dog
It's incredible that you care so much.

It's incredible that you care so much.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 20:06
Replies: 44
Views: 4,138
Posted By Black Dog
League tables in inaccurate shocker. The Times...

League tables in inaccurate shocker. The Times supplements are still the most comprehensive and complete guide you're likely to find, even if you decide to treat the league tables themselves with a...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 19:53
Replies: 186
Views: 17,526
Posted By Black Dog
Yes. As a result it's interesting that people...

Yes. As a result it's interesting that people have chosen to interpret it more in terms of form that in the social goal to be achieved.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 19:50
Replies: 44
Views: 4,138
Posted By Black Dog
The now traditional ahahahahahahahahahaha etc. ...

The now traditional ahahahahahahahahahaha etc.

Oh and Structural - you were told wrong. Look at the Times supplements on the internet for the best guides.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 19:09
Replies: 20
Views: 4,543
Posted By Black Dog
This is ironic.

This is ironic.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 18:59
Replies: 20
Views: 4,543
Posted By Black Dog
Is this someone with taste. On the forums. In my...

Is this someone with taste. On the forums. In my lifetime. I don't believe it.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 15:02
Replies: 215
Views: 18,355
Posted By Black Dog
Clever theory from the Times a month or so back. ...

Clever theory from the Times a month or so back.

Saddam ordered wmd to be created and believed he had a valid programme. Yet the finances simply don't add up - the sanctions, the need to finance...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 14:28
Replies: 215
Views: 18,355
Posted By Black Dog
That's at least 21p too much.

That's at least 21p too much.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 14:27
Replies: 186
Views: 17,526
Posted By Black Dog
**** right off.

**** right off.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 12:16
Replies: 186
Views: 17,526
Posted By Black Dog
I think you'll find that 'the problem' with...

I think you'll find that 'the problem' with intellectuals is that they have to reach a level of abstraction that sits comfortably between relevance and accounting for differences. Thus each theory of...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 11:35
Replies: 46
Views: 4,353
Posted By Black Dog
So what do have to look forward to when you've...

So what do have to look forward to when you've reached retirement? You'll already have used up your licence to be bitter.

Just the free bus pass, ability to play the harmonica, having a rocking...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 10:57
Replies: 186
Views: 17,526
Posted By Black Dog
Don't point out the inabilities of socialism to...

Don't point out the inabilities of socialism to account for humanisms. It's like shooting fish in a barrel.




With a nuke.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 10:24
Replies: 7
Views: 2,668
Posted By Black Dog
So effectively it's like Planetside in that...

So effectively it's like Planetside in that respect. It's a nice piece in the jigsaw and a bit different from the "you're coming back as a reinforcement" style of multiplayer games, but it'll be...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 10:10
Replies: 7
Views: 2,668
Posted By Black Dog
Explain.

Explain.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 10:09
Replies: 215
Views: 18,355
Posted By Black Dog
Are you stating that regardless of the extent of...

Are you stating that regardless of the extent of atrocities committed, it is the sole responsibility of an oppressed peoples to rise up against an oppressive government regime?

On that analysis...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 10:03
Replies: 7
Views: 2,668
Posted By Black Dog
Wasn't it meant to be one of the most...

Wasn't it meant to be one of the most disappointing and bad games ever?

Like Daikatana but with less frogs.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 09:48
Replies: 186
Views: 17,526
Posted By Black Dog
If it were an ideal state I would support Mill's...

If it were an ideal state I would support Mill's qualitative utilitarianism, on a more practical level Hayek's form of liberalism, but seeing as relying upon metanarratives is about as useful as...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 09:19
Replies: 46
Views: 4,353
Posted By Black Dog
People don't buy from telemarketing people on...

People don't buy from telemarketing people on principle.

Guilt-inducing adverts are the only way to go.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jun 2003, 19:45
Replies: 23
Views: 4,015
Posted By Black Dog
MrL, Jonny and Nod walked into a bar.......

MrL, Jonny and Nod walked into a bar.......
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jun 2003, 19:41
Replies: 33
Views: 3,862
Posted By Black Dog
Good innings though.

Good innings though.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jun 2003, 19:40
Replies: 33
Views: 3,862
Posted By Black Dog
Once you've got Enemy Territory, and the...

Once you've got Enemy Territory, and the half-life trailers then you really don't need anything else. They are both absolutely brilliant. Oddly the former has supplanted cs as my multiplayer game of...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jun 2003, 17:34
Replies: 215
Views: 18,355
Posted By Black Dog
Most intelligent thing said in thread. By a long...

Most intelligent thing said in thread. By a long way.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jun 2003, 16:40
Replies: 21
Views: 3,459
Posted By Black Dog
Set up some cameras there and this time next year...

Set up some cameras there and this time next year you could be a millionaire.

Put a jacuzzi in the local Women's Institute and bingo - sex sells.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jun 2003, 16:34
Replies: 21
Views: 3,459
Posted By Black Dog
But a combination of twelve exceedingly dull...

But a combination of twelve exceedingly dull northern people and some chickens is a surefire recipe for fun*





*or scandinavian porn movie
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jun 2003, 16:07
Replies: 48
Views: 5,360
Posted By Black Dog
I think the point to be taken is that if people...

I think the point to be taken is that if people didn't like the boards, then they wouldn't visit them.

Therefore threads like this should know better.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jun 2003, 15:57
Replies: 21
Views: 3,459
Posted By Black Dog
I can't accept I would ever be less interesting...

I can't accept I would ever be less interesting than the people who go on Big Brother.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jun 2003, 15:54
Replies: 21
Views: 3,459
Posted By Black Dog
The only thing worse than watching Big Brother is...

The only thing worse than watching Big Brother is being a contestant on Big Brother.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jun 2003, 06:41
Replies: 27
Views: 2,800
Posted By Black Dog
I'll agree with the rest of your recommendations...

I'll agree with the rest of your recommendations (especially the Andromeda Strain - the book was especially ace).

But Mad Max is the most homoerotic, ridiculous, cheap, vacuous waste of an hour...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jun 2003, 19:50
Replies: 12
Views: 2,594
Posted By Black Dog
If it's good enough for the Queen, then it's good...

If it's good enough for the Queen, then it's good enough for you.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jun 2003, 19:35
Replies: 12
Views: 2,594
Posted By Black Dog
I'm guessing it doesn't automatically start...

I'm guessing it doesn't automatically start raining every time you go camping over there then?
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jun 2003, 18:22
Replies: 12
Views: 2,594
Posted By Black Dog
That is the most random present I have ever seen.

That is the most random present I have ever seen.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jun 2003, 17:58
Replies: 31
Views: 3,394
Posted By Black Dog
Sampras was crap on clay. He's never really come...

Sampras was crap on clay. He's never really come close to winning the French Open.

I think a great player can be a specialist one. Look at Juan Carlos Ferrero, he was immense in winning the French...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jun 2003, 12:53
Replies: 81
Views: 7,885
Posted By Black Dog
I've got 2. Force of numbers and their...

I've got 2.

Force of numbers and their ability to take on squirrels hands them the win. Plus they have a weight advantage.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jun 2003, 12:16
Replies: 31
Views: 3,394
Posted By Black Dog
Of course. At which point did I state that it was...

Of course. At which point did I state that it was logical to support someone because of their country?

Although MrL gives an answer as to why people do it.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jun 2003, 12:11
Replies: 31
Views: 3,394
Posted By Black Dog
At which point did I represent that I would or...

At which point did I represent that I would or that it was?
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jun 2003, 12:02
Replies: 31
Views: 3,394
Posted By Black Dog
Agreed. (except for volleying) That's...

Agreed. (except for volleying)



That's complete nonsense. Henman's game is suited to grass, he's consistently proved himself on that surface and I think his record at Wimbledon and Stella...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jun 2003, 20:33
Replies: 8
Views: 2,514
Posted By Black Dog
How come I have to learn an entire course of...

How come I have to learn an entire course of Family Law for the biggest exam of my life tomorrow morning and I'm posting here?

I don't know :(

But both are questions philosophers will mull over...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jun 2003, 18:38
Replies: 119
Views: 10,869
Posted By Black Dog
I read the case about a year ago and wrote an...

I read the case about a year ago and wrote an essay relating to it so I could be entirely wrong and would retract all I've said if I'm proven to be talking nonsense. From what I can remember the...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jun 2003, 17:21
Replies: 119
Views: 10,869
Posted By Black Dog
Read the case. Tony Martin had a gap in the...

Read the case.

Tony Martin had a gap in the stairway of his home that he couldn't have crossed in the dark without intending to confront the burglars, the fact that he carried a loaded shotgun and...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2003, 22:00
Replies: 45
Views: 4,266
Posted By Black Dog
I'm doing my second year exams there at the...

I'm doing my second year exams there at the moment. Currently I hate the place. Not its biggest fan the rest of the time either. For all Warwick's benefits, the running of the place from the...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2003, 06:43
Replies: 45
Views: 4,266
Posted By Black Dog
Worst. University. Ever. Thanks.

Worst. University. Ever.

Thanks.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jun 2003, 16:20
Replies: 47
Views: 3,959
Posted By Black Dog
If Beckham does go it will prove my theory that...

If Beckham does go it will prove my theory that Manchester United are, quite simply, building up the ugliest team ever.

With van Nistelrooy, Forlan and probably Ronaldinho up-front, a collection...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jun 2003, 14:07
Replies: 23
Views: 3,103
Posted By Black Dog
But they still tip in Werthers Originals.

But they still tip in Werthers Originals.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jun 2003, 14:04
Replies: 37
Views: 3,559
Posted By Black Dog
Not if you use your imagination*.

Not if you use your imagination*.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jun 2003, 13:59
Replies: 37
Views: 3,559
Posted By Black Dog
I was just being difficult. It doesn't work...

I was just being difficult.

It doesn't work anyway - since you're assuming they would only damage the cars rather than the machinery or property.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jun 2003, 13:16
Replies: 37
Views: 3,559
Posted By Black Dog
Vandalism in a site for crushing cars.

Vandalism in a site for crushing cars.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jun 2003, 12:31
Replies: 37
Views: 3,559
Posted By Black Dog
You're getting awfully close to recommending the...

You're getting awfully close to recommending the 'hire a prostitute to stop kids watching tv' angle.

Which would work.

Edit; beaten.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jun 2003, 11:57
Replies: 37
Views: 3,559
Posted By Black Dog
I'm a lawyer, I'm also a teenager for another two...

I'm a lawyer, I'm also a teenager for another two months.

I've got seven exams all within one week, starting tomorrow, in the most important set of tests I will ever sit.

Look where I am. Proof...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jun 2003, 11:25
Replies: 4
Views: 2,550
Posted By Black Dog
But if we pack them in phone boxes it becomes a...

But if we pack them in phone boxes it becomes a sport.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jun 2003, 11:18
Replies: 47
Views: 3,959
Posted By Black Dog
True.

True.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jun 2003, 10:34
Replies: 47
Views: 3,959
Posted By Black Dog
Glory hunter.

Glory hunter.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jun 2003, 07:12
Replies: 47
Views: 3,959
Posted By Black Dog
Sheffield Wednesday.

Sheffield Wednesday.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jun 2003, 14:40
Replies: 17
Views: 2,681
Posted By Black Dog
That would be fine, except for the fact that it...

That would be fine, except for the fact that it rarely comes down to that one game, the teams have already faced each other so many times that some of the romance is lost and the season will start...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jun 2003, 11:59
Replies: 17
Views: 2,681
Posted By Black Dog
Why can't American people learn from the beauty...

Why can't American people learn from the beauty of American football? A short season with a one-off crunchdown at the Superbowl is the way to go.

All this best-of-seven, nine-month-season...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2003, 22:46
Replies: 13
Views: 2,702
Posted By Black Dog
That was awful.

That was awful.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2003, 19:22
Replies: 12
Views: 3,279
Posted By Black Dog
Oh no. That's because the alternative is revision.

Oh no. That's because the alternative is revision.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2003, 17:27
Replies: 12
Views: 3,279
Posted By Black Dog
Nothing works at all for me and I get it really...

Nothing works at all for me and I get it really bad each year - my entire face swells up and I start looking like an extra from a B-movie :(((
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2003, 13:39
Replies: 11
Views: 3,280
Posted By Black Dog
This is probably heresy, but coke and dr.pepper...

This is probably heresy, but coke and dr.pepper are far nicer than beer anyway.

It might have been cool when you were sixteen to claim beer was that good, but life is clearly just as good without...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jun 2003, 07:50
Replies: 64
Views: 5,671
Posted By Black Dog
You were meant to defend it :(((((

You were meant to defend it :(((((
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jun 2003, 07:45
Replies: 64
Views: 5,671
Posted By Black Dog
The only way Morrowind would be good is if they...

The only way Morrowind would be good is if they introduced cars into the game, and maybe some bikes.

They could then re-name it gta3 and realise that walking half-way across the continent for a...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2003, 20:32
Replies: 64
Views: 5,671
Posted By Black Dog
Happened for me too. For about 2 missions near...

Happened for me too. For about 2 missions near the end, I just afterburned away and let my invincible friends do all the damage, then zoomed in and picked up the treasure.

Then you get the heavy...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2003, 20:27
Replies: 64
Views: 5,671
Posted By Black Dog
(I was going to say Freelancer, but I finished it...

(I was going to say Freelancer, but I finished it and haven't picked it up since - so it lasted about 12-15 hours)
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2003, 20:26
Replies: 64
Views: 5,671
Posted By Black Dog
Enemy Territory. If you're cheap then go for...

Enemy Territory.

If you're cheap then go for Desperados, Baldurs Gate II. If not then gta3 (and vice city) and planetside.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2003, 20:00
Replies: 30
Views: 3,598
Posted By Black Dog
I'm almost glad they did, since the hour and a...

I'm almost glad they did, since the hour and a half on the train home from Coventry half kills me, so the Durham-Euston would have finished me off for good.

They really ought to have in-train...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2003, 19:56
Replies: 12
Views: 3,289
Posted By Black Dog
If anyone has seen the second series of 24, does...

If anyone has seen the second series of 24, does she fall off a cliff or achieve a whole new class in the Darwin Awards right at the very end?

I only ask, because her character has managed to...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2003, 19:44
Replies: 30
Views: 3,598
Posted By Black Dog
They all sent me a letter before the website...

They all sent me a letter before the website updated, and Cambridge and Durham informed me weeks before it was updated on the site.

I took the less confident method of extreme pessimism, thus...
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2003, 21:34
Replies: 47
Views: 4,902
Posted By Black Dog
It is a white square with a black outline, within...

It is a white square with a black outline, within which is a slightly more feint square, within which is a red cross.

I will name it 'windowsisabigpileoftoss'.
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2003, 13:48
Replies: 28
Views: 2,879
Posted By Black Dog
I have never worked. But I imagine it would...

I have never worked.

But I imagine it would be the people that believe shop-assistants are there solely to serve them and adopt the kind of attitude that makes cooks in restaurants jizz in their...
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2003, 11:27
Replies: 11
Views: 2,728
Posted By Black Dog
I hated it at first, now I see it as one of the...

I hated it at first, now I see it as one of the most enjoyable games I've ever played.

Once you work out what to do, map-wise, it just boils down to a game that is solely about fun. If they made...
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2003, 17:08
Replies: 11
Views: 2,728
Posted By Black Dog
Hero.

Hero.
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2003, 17:04
Replies: 11
Views: 2,728
Posted By Black Dog
No, but I don't want to have to subscribe to...

No, but I don't want to have to subscribe to fileplanet or something like that. It is completely free.
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2003, 17:01
Replies: 11
Views: 2,728
Posted By Black Dog
RTCW:Enemy Territory

The full version is out today. It's free. It's downloadable at 260mb. It's multiplayer. It looks ace.

Now find me a mirror for it that doesn't require me to wait, pay them money and doesn't...
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2003, 15:55
Replies: 5
Views: 2,217
Posted By Black Dog
Monopoly and Risk, for taking so long to complete...

Monopoly and Risk, for taking so long to complete that people have had children, grown old, died and been reincarnated as at least five different animals before they ever take Kazakhstan.
Forum: General Discussions 26 May 2003, 20:42
Replies: 24
Views: 3,014
Posted By Black Dog
finally someone who understands the pure toss...

finally someone who understands the pure toss that that film was. although it did make some sense (brother being dead and all the rest of them just left, the fish monster needing some new eyes to...
Forum: Clownshoe Corner 25 May 2003, 18:11
Replies: 109
Views: 118,388
Posted By Black Dog
On the subject of ridiculous acronyms, a group of...

On the subject of ridiculous acronyms, a group of 'us' are attempting to create utterly meaningless ones and use them regularly in gaming/internet circles.

Anyone wishing to adopt this highly...
Forum: General Discussions 25 May 2003, 18:11
Replies: 109
Views: 11,893
Posted By Black Dog
On the subject of ridiculous acronyms, a group of...

On the subject of ridiculous acronyms, a group of 'us' are attempting to create utterly meaningless ones and use them regularly in gaming/internet circles.

Anyone wishing to adopt this highly...
Forum: General Discussions 25 May 2003, 17:49
Replies: 25
Views: 2,546
Posted By Black Dog
Don't be silly. This is an entire exam in...

Don't be silly.

This is an entire exam in one question.
Forum: General Discussions 25 May 2003, 17:13
Replies: 25
Views: 2,546
Posted By Black Dog
The Law

I'm a law student, and as a result have a slightly tainted view of the law and can't say I ever remember answering this question before I began my degree.

What is 'law'? What purpose does or...
Forum: General Discussions 25 May 2003, 00:26
Replies: 24
Views: 3,014
Posted By Black Dog
Twigs in odd patterns have always been the stuff...

Twigs in odd patterns have always been the stuff of nightmares.
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2003, 23:56
Replies: 10
Views: 2,725
Posted By Black Dog
Are you at Warwick too? We're spreading like...

Are you at Warwick too?

We're spreading like an unpleasant case of syphilis.
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2003, 23:20
Replies: 17
Views: 3,618
Posted By Black Dog
It wasn't that great really. He's done it...

It wasn't that great really.

He's done it before and 'been better'. His autobiography is a giant bag of toss as well.
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2003, 23:14
Replies: 10
Views: 2,725
Posted By Black Dog
Yeah I am. Go for Rootes or Jack Martin -...

Yeah I am.

Go for Rootes or Jack Martin - they're the most obvious and popular. No-one will resent you, they'll just invade your kitchen and rooms periodically throughout the year. Best choice is...
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2003, 19:36
Replies: 109
Views: 11,893
Posted By Black Dog
They don't have French takeaways for a reason.

They don't have French takeaways for a reason.
Forum: Clownshoe Corner 24 May 2003, 19:36
Replies: 109
Views: 118,388
Posted By Black Dog
They don't have French takeaways for a reason.

They don't have French takeaways for a reason.
Forum: Clownshoe Corner 24 May 2003, 19:27
Replies: 109
Views: 118,388
Posted By Black Dog
even the side salad is hairy in all the wrong...

even the side salad is hairy in all the wrong places.
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2003, 19:27
Replies: 109
Views: 11,893
Posted By Black Dog
even the side salad is hairy in all the wrong...

even the side salad is hairy in all the wrong places.
Forum: Clownshoe Corner 24 May 2003, 19:09
Replies: 109
Views: 118,388
Posted By Black Dog
Descartes would be proud of that response.

Descartes would be proud of that response.
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2003, 19:09
Replies: 109
Views: 11,893
Posted By Black Dog
Descartes would be proud of that response.

Descartes would be proud of that response.
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2003, 19:06
Replies: 5
Views: 2,563
Posted By Black Dog
Personally I just carve apparitions of Jesus into...

Personally I just carve apparitions of Jesus into the pews and see how much money I can exploit from the miracles.

Profit.
Forum: General Discussions 23 May 2003, 17:30
Replies: 20
Views: 3,247
Posted By Black Dog
"Hello Mr Anderson" "Hi Agent Smith, fancy...

"Hello Mr Anderson"
"Hi Agent Smith, fancy seeing you here"
"I was just wondering if you fancied a fight sometime?"
"Yeah, why not, it's been at least five minutes since the last one and that...
Forum: General Discussions 23 May 2003, 15:17
Replies: 28
Views: 3,102
Posted By Black Dog
Wake up. Revise Legal Theory. Don't revise...

Wake up.

Revise Legal Theory. Don't revise Legal Theory whilst eating a bowl of cornflakes/watching the cricket/finding anything else to do other than revise. Watch Neighbours. Go to the pub.
...
Forum: General Discussions 22 May 2003, 15:37
Replies: 17
Views: 2,593
Posted By Black Dog
As you do. I assume you have to belong to a...

As you do. I assume you have to belong to a 'special' circle of friends for this to happen?
Forum: General Discussions 22 May 2003, 15:36
Replies: 17
Views: 2,593
Posted By Black Dog
Watching the England match. Of course.

Watching the England match.

Of course.
Forum: General Discussions 20 May 2003, 12:06
Replies: 25
Views: 3,191
Posted By Black Dog
Vin Diesel is the worst I have seen in a long,...

Vin Diesel is the worst I have seen in a long, long time.
Forum: General Discussions 18 May 2003, 12:10
Replies: 40
Views: 3,424
Posted By Black Dog
I do law at degree level. I've studied the Sale...

I do law at degree level. I've studied the Sale of Goods Act 1994 in depth, but I'm too much of a lazy, ignorant, shy, socially retarded tosser to bother having a go at salespeople.

Hence I've...
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2003, 23:47
Replies: 23
Views: 3,178
Posted By Black Dog
I assume so. It would seem in keeping with the...

I assume so. It would seem in keeping with the service rendered.
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2003, 23:13
Replies: 23
Views: 3,178
Posted By Black Dog
I follow Rousseau in refusing to wear a watch...

I follow Rousseau in refusing to wear a watch since time is a constraint on individual freedom.

But I can understand just how annoying it must be.
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2003, 18:16
Replies: 46
Views: 3,387
Posted By Black Dog
Good Cup-run though.

Good Cup-run though.
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2003, 18:14
Replies: 17
Views: 3,967
Posted By Black Dog
Clockwork Orange is the mother of all...

Clockwork Orange is the mother of all disappointments.
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2003, 18:12
Replies: 46
Views: 3,387
Posted By Black Dog
I hate you Rhumsaa. I now look derivative rather...

I hate you Rhumsaa. I now look derivative rather than fresh and cutting edge.
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2003, 18:11
Replies: 46
Views: 3,387
Posted By Black Dog
and boredom is the father. (in this case the...

and boredom is the father.

(in this case the avoidance of family law revision)
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2003, 18:10
Replies: 64
Views: 7,722
Posted By Black Dog
This is exactly my problem. It's utterly crap,...

This is exactly my problem. It's utterly crap, I've scored once in total, people can only defend by getting themselves sent off or kick by running into the ball and a million other problems. Yet I...
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2003, 18:08
Replies: 46
Views: 3,387
Posted By Black Dog
It's a guilty pleasure I assume.

It's a guilty pleasure I assume.
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2003, 18:06
Replies: 17
Views: 3,967
Posted By Black Dog
It is ace. But: storyline is a bit too short...

It is ace. But:

storyline is a bit too short although good for the most part, too much time is spent on auto-pilot thus making reading a book at the same time essential and it's a tad repetitive...
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2003, 17:58
Replies: 46
Views: 3,387
Posted By Black Dog
Which would be a more enlightened existence.

Which would be a more enlightened existence.
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2003, 17:53
Replies: 46
Views: 3,387
Posted By Black Dog
Apathy. This post is ironic.

Apathy.

This post is ironic.
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2003, 11:27
Replies: 23
Views: 3,422
Posted By Black Dog
I never really got into Spaced and Dogma is in my...

I never really got into Spaced and Dogma is in my list of "films I wish I'd never seen" along with Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - it didn't make me laugh once.
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2003, 01:06
Replies: 18
Views: 2,874
Posted By Black Dog
Alternatively it brings home the finality of...

Alternatively it brings home the finality of death, the fact that all that experience, wonderful memories and important moments are washed aside by death, rendered insignificant.
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2003, 00:31
Replies: 64
Views: 7,722
Posted By Black Dog
The worst half life mod ever

My bet is : International Online Soccer (http://www.planethalflife.com/ios/)

You owe it to yourself to download it.
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2003, 00:26
Replies: 18
Views: 2,874
Posted By Black Dog
overrated pile of nonsense with a good ending. If...

overrated pile of nonsense with a good ending. If it weren't for the ending people would have ignored it for the steaming heap of brown turd it is underneath it all.
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2003, 00:10
Replies: 23
Views: 3,422
Posted By Black Dog
Forget films. Entire series of Black Books,...

Forget films.

Entire series of Black Books, Futurama (especially series 2).

Or just watch Clerks, Chasing Amy or Mallrats again.
Forum: General Discussions 16 May 2003, 22:52
Replies: 25
Views: 2,897
Posted By Black Dog
He was good, Martin Clunes maybe a bit better -...

He was good, Martin Clunes maybe a bit better - but they're both the top runners for a full-time spot.
Forum: General Discussions 16 May 2003, 20:15
Replies: 18
Views: 2,708
Posted By Black Dog
I have listened to my entire cd collection so...

I have listened to my entire cd collection so many times I know them better than the bands that wrote them. I've only got 80 :/
Forum: General Discussions 16 May 2003, 19:56
Replies: 18
Views: 2,708
Posted By Black Dog
It's all crap. Except for Feeder's latest song...

It's all crap. Except for Feeder's latest song which is their best so far and thus attains the status of merely 'bad'.
Forum: General Discussions 16 May 2003, 18:39
Replies: 5
Views: 2,628
Posted By Black Dog
It's bleeding awful. Seriously don't bother. ...

It's bleeding awful. Seriously don't bother.

Admittedly I did go about five years ago but then it was the most decrepid, dull, lifeless place on earth. You'd get more of an adrenaline rush by...
Forum: General Discussions 16 May 2003, 18:01
Replies: 7
Views: 2,448
Posted By Black Dog
The man speaks the truth.

The man speaks the truth.
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2003, 23:56
Replies: 70
Views: 8,329
Posted By Black Dog
Pokemon is becoming retro like Transformers and...

Pokemon is becoming retro like Transformers and Dangermouse.

Retro is always 'in'. Get with the times. We're setting new trends in this thread.
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2003, 19:39
Replies: 5
Views: 2,383
Posted By Black Dog
They've released a metamod hitbox fix which...

They've released a metamod hitbox fix which servers can now run.
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2003, 17:11
Replies: 29
Views: 3,033
Posted By Black Dog
Options -> Turn Signatures Off. Profit.

Options -> Turn Signatures Off.

Profit.
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2003, 16:35
Replies: 19
Views: 3,588
Posted By Black Dog
I always use the same few bus-stops out of habit....

I always use the same few bus-stops out of habit.

This avoids the uncomfortable experience of sitting on a tramp or having someone test out their new mobile ringtones next to you for 10 minutes.
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2003, 16:32
Replies: 21
Views: 2,766
Posted By Black Dog
Not bad at all. The aquarium rocks and I've...

Not bad at all. The aquarium rocks and I've walked and sat around the harbour for hours, it's a great place come to think of it.

They do the best kalamari and fresh sardines ever as well. You...
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2003, 10:20
Replies: 70
Views: 8,329
Posted By Black Dog
This is code for Digimon was better.

This is code for Digimon was better.
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2003, 09:43
Replies: 70
Views: 8,329
Posted By Black Dog
Slowpoke...

Slowpoke (http://faqs.ign.com/articles/385/385173p1.html)
Forum: General Discussions 14 May 2003, 00:27
Replies: 45
men
Views: 4,243
Posted By Black Dog
Perhaps the right questions aren't being asked.

Perhaps the right questions aren't being asked.
Forum: General Discussions 13 May 2003, 11:54
Replies: 15
lol
Views: 3,415
Posted By Black Dog
It's ok to hurt fish because they don't have any...

It's ok to hurt fish because they don't have any feelings (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/2983045.stm)

I heard about this a while ago, and still think it's one of the best pieces of art I've...
Forum: General Discussions 12 May 2003, 22:59
Replies: 24
Views: 2,979
Posted By Black Dog
Classic sit in a bath of baked beans for a day...

Classic sit in a bath of baked beans for a day vote.
Forum: General Discussions 12 May 2003, 15:49
Replies: 30
Views: 4,146
Posted By Black Dog
Rogue Leader is faffing impossible. I gave up at...

Rogue Leader is faffing impossible. I gave up at the mission where you have to defend the downed-transport through about 3 waves of attacks. I will fully admit I am probably just crap but it is still...
Forum: General Discussions 12 May 2003, 00:21
Replies: 49
Views: 4,651
Posted By Black Dog
Except they play the same 5 songs over and over...

Except they play the same 5 songs over and over again.

With the exception of Pete and Geoff they also have the worst DJ's ever.

Gone downhill doesn't even start to explain it.
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2003, 21:34
Replies: 226
Views: 15,734
Posted By Black Dog
I wouldn't be so sure. Division One is the most...

I wouldn't be so sure. Division One is the most underrated league I've ever seen - clubs you'd expect to go straight back up will struggle.

As an example players like Dawson and Williams at Forest...
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2003, 21:11
Replies: 226
Views: 15,734
Posted By Black Dog
After 14 on the trot you can't have expected a...

After 14 on the trot you can't have expected a lot.

I'm putting a bet on Mick McCarthy to never get a point as Sunderland manager before he's sacked.
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2003, 21:09
Replies: 51
Views: 5,459
Posted By Black Dog
no.

no.
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2003, 21:01
Replies: 101
Views: 12,785
Posted By Black Dog
Yes but Sar, you shouldn't have that opinion,...

Yes but Sar, you shouldn't have that opinion, because it's wrong.
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2003, 11:48
Replies: 31
Views: 4,318
Posted By Black Dog
Perhaps its what television needed. Too many...

Perhaps its what television needed. Too many sycophants, not enough people 'telling it as it is'.

It's a simple gimmick that will have its moment in the spotlight - he's going to sign his own...
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2003, 11:44
Replies: 38
Views: 14,437
Posted By Black Dog
I intend to waste my life in anonymity in a...

I intend to waste my life in anonymity in a highly principled stand against people who spend their entire lives chasing fame.

Through an ironic twist I will gain notoriety for this stance and will...
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2003, 11:32
Replies: 31
Views: 4,318
Posted By Black Dog
Martin Clunes has been the best bet for a...

Martin Clunes has been the best bet for a long-term presenter.

BoJo and Hague were fine for one-offs but would grate series-after-series.
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2003, 00:53
Replies: 16
Views: 3,747
Posted By Black Dog
I didn't like the title.

I didn't like the title.
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2003, 00:50
Replies: 31
Views: 4,318
Posted By Black Dog
I thought that whilst she won't win any awards...

I thought that whilst she won't win any awards for the performance, she did surprisingly well considering the fact that she's only 17 and they had a mountain of material to make her squirm at. Her...
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2003, 00:46
Replies: 15
Views: 3,082
Posted By Black Dog
So was I. I was just steeling myself so I...

So was I. I was just steeling myself so I wouldn't look a fool and jump when it happened.

I don't really think they could have written it a lot better - really you knew he had to die, and that...
Forum: General Discussions 10 May 2003, 23:53
Replies: 15
Views: 3,082
Posted By Black Dog
Of course. But if the ending had been different...

Of course. But if the ending had been different then film would have been incomplete - it had to happen exactly like that.
Forum: General Discussions 10 May 2003, 23:52
Replies: 101
Views: 12,785
Posted By Black Dog
Bad Sar. no no no no. And for added emphasis NO.

Bad Sar. no no no no. And for added emphasis NO.
Forum: General Discussions 10 May 2003, 00:55
Replies: 101
Views: 12,785
Posted By Black Dog
Was this a reference to the Gallaghers' infamous...

Was this a reference to the Gallaghers' infamous outburst against Blur? Or was that just coincidence.
Forum: General Discussions 10 May 2003, 00:43
Replies: 6
Views: 2,803
Posted By Black Dog
Looks like the worst thing ever.

Looks like the worst thing ever.
Forum: General Discussions 10 May 2003, 00:41
Replies: 101
Views: 12,785
Posted By Black Dog
It's simply because Ben Elton wasn't involved and...

It's simply because Ben Elton wasn't involved and he was more of a snivelling toerag in Series 1 rather than the devious rude snivelling toerag he became after that.
Forum: General Discussions 9 May 2003, 22:40
Replies: 101
Views: 12,785
Posted By Black Dog
Whilst I have Pet Sounds, I've never really...

Whilst I have Pet Sounds, I've never really understood the big deal over the Beach Boys. It certainly isn't as good an album as Sergeant Pepper's, as some critics have recently claimed and "God Only...
Forum: General Discussions 9 May 2003, 22:22
Replies: 101
Views: 12,785
Posted By Black Dog
I would also like to add that the Sex Pistols are...

I would also like to add that the Sex Pistols are utterly overrated.
Forum: General Discussions 9 May 2003, 22:22
Replies: 101
Views: 12,785
Posted By Black Dog
If he won't, then I'll pick up on your argument...

If he won't, then I'll pick up on your argument that most of the Beatles' ouput was rubbish. Which quite frankly is a bit wrong.

From A Hard Days Night until the end, with the possible exception...
Forum: General Discussions 9 May 2003, 19:49
Replies: 101
Views: 12,785
Posted By Black Dog
Have you not got past the fact that all their...

Have you not got past the fact that all their songs sound exactly the same?

Try and guess a Hives song from the intro. It's a lucky dip.
Forum: General Discussions 9 May 2003, 18:52
Replies: 101
Views: 12,785
Posted By Black Dog
This is undoubtedly going to turn into a Beatles...

This is undoubtedly going to turn into a Beatles debate, but quite simply the Beatles are the greatest band of all time in my opinion and can therefore not qualify as being overrated.

I would say...
Forum: General Discussions 9 May 2003, 18:46
Replies: 86
Views: 8,765
Posted By Black Dog
Isn't that to his nurse or something equally...

Isn't that to his nurse or something equally dodgy?
Forum: General Discussions 9 May 2003, 18:46
Replies: 15
Views: 3,082
Posted By Black Dog
Very good film. And it received mixed...

Very good film.

And it received mixed reviews from the critics, therefore it can't really be considered overrated.
Forum: General Discussions 9 May 2003, 13:46
Replies: 86
Views: 8,765
Posted By Black Dog
"Hi"

"Hi"
Forum: General Discussions 9 May 2003, 13:46
Replies: 28
Views: 4,978
Posted By Black Dog
They'll wait until the end of the freezing cold...

They'll wait until the end of the freezing cold British summer.
Forum: General Discussions 9 May 2003, 11:08
Replies: 28
Views: 4,978
Posted By Black Dog
It's slightly strange because I think I would get...

It's slightly strange because I think I would get more pleasure over Ken Livingstone falling than Bush.
Forum: General Discussions 8 May 2003, 20:10
Replies: 60
Views: 5,848
Posted By Black Dog
Whilst this is technically correct (the best kind...

Whilst this is technically correct (the best kind of correct), I think we can excuse him, since the Act only came into application as of 2000 due to a delay required for the training of judges and...
Forum: General Discussions 8 May 2003, 17:41
Replies: 39
Views: 3,165
Posted By Black Dog
Re: Re: Re: hmmm...

I wish you had said that before I started my degree 2 years ago.
Forum: General Discussions 7 May 2003, 11:04
Replies: 40
Views: 3,513
Posted By Black Dog
Long Distance Running snooker horse racing ...

Long Distance Running
snooker
horse racing

Oh and American Football rocks. I am quite happy to explain this in depth to anyone who wants to listen. But behind football and tennis it is the third...
Forum: General Discussions 6 May 2003, 22:55
Replies: 16
Views: 3,333
Posted By Black Dog
I have resolved to never go to that place. On a...

I have resolved to never go to that place. On a whim. I have never broken that resolution, despite living within 15 minutes of it and many of my friends making regular trips there.

I assume I...
Forum: General Discussions 6 May 2003, 17:44
Replies: 60
Views: 5,848
Posted By Black Dog
Yes. Perhaps not the classic cabinet...

Yes.

Perhaps not the classic cabinet government in that she was often forceful in gaining support for her measures and progressively filled it with more supportive members at the expense of the...
Forum: General Discussions 6 May 2003, 17:42
Replies: 60
Views: 5,848
Posted By Black Dog
I quite like the suggestion of a career-system of...

I quite like the suggestion of a career-system of committees. Since back-benchers are criminally under-used, a network of committees with a party-wide basis rather than the relatively small number we...
Forum: General Discussions 6 May 2003, 17:30
Replies: 60
Views: 5,848
Posted By Black Dog
Indeed. But ironically Thatcher was one of the...

Indeed. But ironically Thatcher was one of the last believers in cabinet government. This is despite the fact that she is credited with the rise of a Presidential-style role for the Prime Minister.
Forum: General Discussions 6 May 2003, 17:26
Replies: 60
Views: 5,848
Posted By Black Dog


Forum: General Discussions 6 May 2003, 17:19
Replies: 60
Views: 5,848
Posted By Black Dog
We have now had twenty-one Transport Ministers in...

We have now had twenty-one Transport Ministers in thirty years. Stephen Byers was in the job for less than a year. His record in that year was admittedly unimpressive and his decision not to sack Jo...
Forum: General Discussions 6 May 2003, 17:14
Replies: 60
Views: 5,848
Posted By Black Dog
I would say that increasingly decisions are taken...

I would say that increasingly decisions are taken by the Prime Minister in consultation with small groups of cabinet ministers outside of the Cabinet meeting itself.


The strength of the...
Forum: General Discussions 6 May 2003, 17:08
Replies: 60
Views: 5,848
Posted By Black Dog
In the sense that a rigid, inflexible,...

In the sense that a rigid, inflexible, immediately outdated piece of paper that resolves nothing other than the most broad of principles is a 'bad thing'.
Forum: General Discussions 6 May 2003, 17:05
Replies: 60
Views: 5,848
Posted By Black Dog
Exception that doesn't prove the rule.

Exception that doesn't prove the rule.
Forum: General Discussions 6 May 2003, 17:02
Replies: 60
Views: 5,848
Posted By Black Dog
God no. What a ridiculous conclusion.

God no.

What a ridiculous conclusion.
Forum: General Discussions 6 May 2003, 16:59
Replies: 60
Views: 5,848
Posted By Black Dog
They never resign and when they do it's rarely...

They never resign and when they do it's rarely for policy failures or something important like principle.

I would say the history of ministerial responsibility is so sketchy that there in no basis...
Forum: General Discussions 6 May 2003, 16:51
Replies: 60
Views: 5,848
Posted By Black Dog
I would hope so. Then again I imagine the...

I would hope so. Then again I imagine the pressure heaped upon the Parliamentary Standards Watchdog will be enormous - it always worries me when a story gets this much exposure since it could mean a...
Forum: General Discussions 6 May 2003, 16:45
Replies: 60
Views: 5,848
Posted By Black Dog
Don't pretend ministerial responsibility is...

Don't pretend ministerial responsibility is anything other than a long running joke between ministers.
Forum: General Discussions 6 May 2003, 16:43
Replies: 60
Views: 5,848
Posted By Black Dog
Well the Telegraph has put quite a lot of backing...

Well the Telegraph has put quite a lot of backing behind it's allegations for it to be completely without foundation.

Then again, this was a purely political move and the investigation is likely...
Forum: General Discussions 6 May 2003, 14:42
Replies: 12
Views: 2,450
Posted By Black Dog
It's things like this that make me think just...

It's things like this that make me think just bringing the cs disk up to uni and leaving the half-life one at home was a mistake.

But it is a tad old and it just sounds like Max Payne in...
Forum: General Discussions 5 May 2003, 19:46
Replies: 39
Views: 3,068
Posted By Black Dog
The challenge has been set people.

The challenge has been set people.
Forum: General Discussions 3 May 2003, 21:10
Replies: 12
Views: 4,005
Posted By Black Dog
Look at the thread on it in the Something Awful...

Look at the thread on it in the Something Awful forums.

the forums are free to look round at the moment and there's a post a while back that seems to have slipped off the front page in the Games...
Forum: General Discussions 3 May 2003, 15:16
Replies: 22
Views: 3,338
Posted By Black Dog
I seem to remember that excuse being used for...

I seem to remember that excuse being used for every single disappointing game just before it is released as bugged and awful as the beta.

Championship Manager 4 is a case in point.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Apr 2003, 11:33
Replies: 14
Views: 3,016
Posted By Black Dog
Despite my pretty good computer it lags whenever...

Despite my pretty good computer it lags whenever I get out of or into a car.

Fantastic idea putting the audio on the play cd.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Apr 2003, 07:34
Replies: 86
Views: 10,077
Posted By Black Dog
'Jeepers Creepers'. So good they're making a...

'Jeepers Creepers'.

So good they're making a sequel with three invincible mutant fish monsters as the invincible killers instead of just the one.

Unfortunately they won't have the same actor as...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Apr 2003, 23:52
Replies: 26
Views: 4,234
Posted By Black Dog
I've just written a fantastic essay on this very...

I've just written a fantastic essay on this very subject.

But I'm more of a traditionalist. So I sat on the fence.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Apr 2003, 21:40
Replies: 53
Views: 5,607
Posted By Black Dog
Mark Lamarr on Radio 2. Playing songs with a...

Mark Lamarr on Radio 2.

Playing songs with a theme of 'fat' tonight.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Apr 2003, 23:29
Replies: 44
Views: 3,867
Posted By Black Dog
Stepanovs is awful.

Stepanovs is awful.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Apr 2003, 22:14
Replies: 44
Views: 3,867
Posted By Black Dog
Of course, but Mark Halsey is useless. He...

Of course, but Mark Halsey is useless. He completely fails to inspire any confidence when he gives a foul one minute and then ignores a similar incident moments later.

Campbell did what he, Rio...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Apr 2003, 22:06
Replies: 44
Views: 3,867
Posted By Black Dog
I completely agree with Rids - that was never a...

I completely agree with Rids - that was never a sending-off.

Mark Halsey runs Uriah Rennie close for being worse referee in the Premiership, amazingly pro-Arsenal for a lot of the game and so...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Apr 2003, 10:51
Replies: 7
Views: 2,287
Posted By Black Dog
I distinctly remember that on Saturday an...

I distinctly remember that on Saturday an announcement came over the tannoy for Portsmouth fans not to invade the pitch at the final whistle since the team would then come back out to celebrate your...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Apr 2003, 18:39
Replies: 115
Views: 7,947
Posted By Black Dog
As long as you hit the current script-writers of...

As long as you hit the current script-writers of Neighbours then I think the world would be a better place.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Apr 2003, 18:37
Replies: 10
Views: 2,361
Posted By Black Dog
If it were perfect I wouldn't have to snap my...

If it were perfect I wouldn't have to snap my fingers at all.

It'd be like Peter Pan, but without the radioactive mush they substituted for steak and kidney pies.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Apr 2003, 18:26
Replies: 10
Views: 2,361
Posted By Black Dog
Rational thought is perfection.

Rational thought is perfection.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Apr 2003, 15:52
Replies: 41
Views: 3,351
Posted By Black Dog
As a Sheffield Wednesday fan I would like to...

As a Sheffield Wednesday fan I would like to commend Graham Poll for an excellent performance.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Mar 2003, 13:48
Replies: 51
Views: 6,782
Posted By Black Dog
I'm afraid the demo and beta for cm4 have proven...

I'm afraid the demo and beta for cm4 have proven it is so utterly dull, cumbersome, slow and simplistic as to be the most disappointing game ever.

Please someone attempt to argue that; the...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Mar 2003, 22:43
Replies: 21
Views: 3,696
Posted By Black Dog
Valencia will still win it. I'm sticking to my...

Valencia will still win it. I'm sticking to my guns.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Mar 2003, 19:50
Replies: 34
Views: 3,992
Posted By Black Dog
Can't imagine the hats would cut it on the...

Can't imagine the hats would cut it on the catwalk.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Mar 2003, 19:04
Replies: 34
Views: 3,992
Posted By Black Dog
Well there's not been a decent Cambridge sleuth...

Well there's not been a decent Cambridge sleuth since now. Apart from all those people MI5 recruit from you.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Mar 2003, 18:57
Replies: 34
Views: 3,992
Posted By Black Dog
The internet's Inspector Morse. All cases solved...

The internet's Inspector Morse. All cases solved within 2 hours (minus ad breaks) or your money back.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Mar 2003, 18:02
Replies: 34
Views: 3,992
Posted By Black Dog


Forum: General Discussions 19 Mar 2003, 00:32
Replies: 11
Views: 3,009
Posted By Black Dog
well these points were rather obvious, but really...

well these points were rather obvious, but really they got around it rather well for the most part - it didn't spoil the movie at any rate, just made you realise what a nightmare writing the script...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Mar 2003, 22:24
Replies: 136
Views: 10,537
Posted By Black Dog
Everyone will you stop being so pedantic.

Everyone will you stop being so pedantic.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Mar 2003, 22:12
Replies: 136
Views: 10,537
Posted By Black Dog
Can you see a reason why we shouldn't be calling...

Can you see a reason why we shouldn't be calling him names after the diatribe of nonsense he just wrote?
Forum: General Discussions 18 Mar 2003, 21:38
Replies: 136
Views: 10,537
Posted By Black Dog


Forum: General Discussions 18 Mar 2003, 20:59
Replies: 11
Views: 3,009
Posted By Black Dog
Equilibrium at first looks low budget, a bit...

Equilibrium at first looks low budget, a bit dodgy plot-wise with a completely rubbish idea for a movie. The more it goes on, the more you realise that first impressions mean absolutely nothing.
...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Mar 2003, 00:48
Replies: 18
Views: 2,936
Posted By Black Dog
Ricky Gervais still wins.

Ricky Gervais still wins.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Mar 2003, 21:52
Replies: 14
Views: 3,000
Posted By Black Dog
Racialist.

Racialist.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Mar 2003, 23:19
Replies: 22
Views: 3,382
Posted By Black Dog
He fell over himself into some Celtic fans in the...

He fell over himself into some Celtic fans in the crowd. They patted him on the head when he got up, he turned around and spat at them and was substituted by Houllier soon after. No idea if someone...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Mar 2003, 23:11
Replies: 22
Views: 3,382
Posted By Black Dog
For a home side in Europe, Celtic were second...

For a home side in Europe, Celtic were second best and Liverpool's midfield dominated them for large periods. After the first 10 minutes, it was only Liverpool that looked like scoring with the...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Mar 2003, 15:41
Replies: 14
Views: 2,911
Posted By Black Dog
Never go away again. you hear me laddie?

Never go away again.

you hear me laddie?
Forum: General Discussions 9 Mar 2003, 19:04
Replies: 64
Views: 5,358
Posted By Black Dog
I would say "hello mr.minigun, enforcer and link...

I would say "hello mr.minigun, enforcer and link guns". Spraying in cs means you lose seeing as the other person will burst fire at your head.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Mar 2003, 18:02
Replies: 64
Views: 5,358
Posted By Black Dog
I would say that as for 'spray weapons', in cs...

I would say that as for 'spray weapons', in cs this doesn't work at all, whereas in UT and the like, it is the essence of the game. Oh joy.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Mar 2003, 17:11
Replies: 64
Views: 5,358
Posted By Black Dog
That was my point. The hitboxes are a bit shoddy....

That was my point. The hitboxes are a bit shoddy. The damage locator may say you were shot in the arm but it is quite likely the game registered an upper arm, shoulder or neck area shot.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Mar 2003, 16:25
Replies: 64
Views: 5,358
Posted By Black Dog
Don't play against poor players - clan matches...

Don't play against poor players - clan matches are 'where it's at' in decent leagues, for a laugh.

Oh and the hitboxes in cs are a bit shoddy - you probably got hit in the head-shoulder area, high...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Mar 2003, 13:11
Replies: 64
Views: 5,358
Posted By Black Dog
I hate to spoil the party but no cs weapon is one...

I hate to spoil the party but no cs weapon is one shot kills, unless it's an awp to the chest or above - and not many people actually use an awp. Every gun in cs is a game in itself.

UT and Quake...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Mar 2003, 03:09
Replies: 64
Views: 5,358
Posted By Black Dog
I tend to play only on 'decent servers' where...

I tend to play only on 'decent servers' where such annoyances as hacks and 10-year-olds don't exist.

It's not hard, it's the gameplay that counts and AWP's can be beaten quite easily, the joy...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Mar 2003, 03:05
Replies: 64
Views: 5,358
Posted By Black Dog
The AWM is indeed silly. But if you're good...

The AWM is indeed silly. But if you're good enough then it's still easily beatable (I'm not but what the hell).

I was thinking also of stuff like the grenade spamming from DoD and MoH - they just...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Mar 2003, 03:03
Replies: 64
Views: 5,358
Posted By Black Dog
but this argument has been done a thousand times...

but this argument has been done a thousand times and you're all still wrong so:

I suggest we continue having agreed that Splinter Cell is far better than Unreal 2 and both have no hope against the...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Mar 2003, 03:01
Replies: 20
Views: 3,332
Posted By Black Dog
Concrete walls all the way.

Concrete walls all the way.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Mar 2003, 03:00
Replies: 64
Views: 5,358
Posted By Black Dog
All those fast games are just nausea-inducing. ...

All those fast games are just nausea-inducing.

cs wins the 'easy to pick up, difficult to master' crown. It also doesn't contain some piss-annoying mega-explosive "I kill anything in a 100 foot...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Mar 2003, 02:52
Replies: 100
Views: 11,155
Posted By Black Dog
The Usual Suspects wins it again.

The Usual Suspects wins it again.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Mar 2003, 02:50
Replies: 64
Views: 5,358
Posted By Black Dog
(Championship Manager 01/02) Oh and Deus Ex...

(Championship Manager 01/02)

Oh and Deus Ex loses out to Half Life due to the worse AI and the absence of Counter-Strike.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Mar 2003, 00:41
Replies: 16
Views: 3,203
Posted By Black Dog
Whenever I get the "urge".

Whenever I get the "urge".
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 01:58
Replies: 20
Views: 3,235
Posted By Black Dog
"We get Rush Keeper, you get Kura" - we all know...

"We get Rush Keeper, you get Kura" - we all know the drill
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 01:51
Replies: 20
Views: 3,235
Posted By Black Dog
It was 5-a-side though. Darts scores.

It was 5-a-side though. Darts scores.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 01:45
Replies: 20
Views: 3,235
Posted By Black Dog
Shush it, or you'll be sleeping with the fishes.

Shush it, or you'll be sleeping with the fishes.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 01:43
Replies: 17
Views: 2,820
Posted By Black Dog
Give me Captain Beefheart any day.

Give me Captain Beefheart any day.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 01:43
Replies: 26
Views: 3,193
Posted By Black Dog
Sideways. It's a stepping stone to the dizzy...

Sideways. It's a stepping stone to the dizzy heights of BBC Three.

That or Channel 4 pinch him for Rise.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 01:39
Replies: 17
Views: 2,820
Posted By Black Dog
I'll give you the Dandy Warhols and Bosstones,...

I'll give you the Dandy Warhols and Bosstones, but the rest are oddball enough to work.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 01:34
Replies: 26
Views: 3,193
Posted By Black Dog
He'll be presenting House Invaders on a Monday...

He'll be presenting House Invaders on a Monday morning before we even know it.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 01:32
Replies: 17
Views: 2,820
Posted By Black Dog
"semi-respectable band"

"semi-respectable band"
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 01:27
Replies: 17
Views: 2,820
Posted By Black Dog
Ah. But I also knew someone would say they knew...

Ah. But I also knew someone would say they knew I'd say it and it was likely to be you.

With the exception of the Mull Historical Society it has to be one of the wost names ever for a...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 01:24
Replies: 26
Views: 3,193
Posted By Black Dog
Paul Ross in "desparate attempt to reclaim some...

Paul Ross in "desparate attempt to reclaim some of the limelight from his brother" shocker.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 01:22
Replies: 12
Views: 3,208
Posted By Black Dog
What a crap thing to call yourself.

What a crap thing to call yourself.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2003, 01:15
Replies: 17
Views: 2,820
Posted By Black Dog
Hot Dog Jumping Frog Albuquerque

Hot Dog

Jumping Frog

Albuquerque
Forum: General Discussions 6 Mar 2003, 22:41
Replies: 14
Views: 5,194
Posted By Black Dog
They would have gotten away with it if it weren't...

They would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those pesky little kids.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Mar 2003, 14:53
Replies: 5
Views: 2,435
Posted By Black Dog
I'm staying alive

but you'll all probably die unless you too are getting one of these (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/2821687.stm)
Forum: General Discussions 5 Mar 2003, 14:51
Replies: 118
Views: 7,924
Posted By Black Dog
how are u?

how are u?
Forum: General Discussions 5 Mar 2003, 14:45
Replies: 118
Views: 7,924
Posted By Black Dog
hello.

hello.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2003, 13:15
Replies: 8
Views: 2,739
Posted By Black Dog
Stop kidding yourself we've got that much...

Stop kidding yourself we've got that much imagination.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2003, 12:47
Replies: 32
Views: 3,076
Posted By Black Dog
You'd be impressed by Adaptation.

You'd be impressed by Adaptation.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2003, 12:43
Replies: 32
Views: 3,076
Posted By Black Dog
Write a musical.

Write a musical.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2003, 00:44
Replies: 24
Views: 2,711
Posted By Black Dog
Well spank me with a monkey stick if you...

Well spank me with a monkey stick if you shouldn't be writing for NME already.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2003, 00:43
Replies: 24
Views: 2,711
Posted By Black Dog
Do shut up.

Do shut up.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2003, 19:18
Replies: 16
Views: 3,112
Posted By Black Dog
Doesn't this go against the whole "if we let a...

Doesn't this go against the whole "if we let a couple of threats change our way of living then the terrorists win" theory?
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2003, 18:39
Replies: 30
Views: 4,714
Posted By Black Dog
I wonder what they'll call the porn version.

I wonder what they'll call the porn version.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 19:10
Replies: 3
Views: 2,730
Posted By Black Dog
It's the Karate Kid 3. 'Not the same'.

It's the Karate Kid 3.

'Not the same'.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 12:39
Replies: 72
Views: 6,578
Posted By Black Dog
Live the dream.

Live the dream.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 12:37
Replies: 72
Views: 6,578
Posted By Black Dog
It's not. But this time next year you could be a...

It's not. But this time next year you could be a millionaire.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 12:32
Replies: 72
Views: 6,578
Posted By Black Dog
Mingling with high society now then?

Mingling with high society now then?
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 11:39
Replies: 24
Views: 4,098
Posted By Black Dog
Not this season. They're all still learning and...

Not this season. They're all still learning and Arsenal are still too good.

But it will be interesting to see how teams approach them next season now they're recognised as one of the top 3 squads...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 10:22
Replies: 10
Views: 3,159
Posted By Black Dog
Never seen it. But I'll assume Mike Myers has...

Never seen it. But I'll assume Mike Myers has nothing on me.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 02:26
Replies: 30
Views: 3,363
Posted By Black Dog


Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2003, 19:45
Replies: 10
Views: 3,159
Posted By Black Dog
Try and say that with a straight face.

Try and say that with a straight face.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2003, 17:22
Replies: 72
Views: 6,578
Posted By Black Dog
Do shut up.

Do shut up.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2003, 17:16
Replies: 30
Views: 3,363
Posted By Black Dog
It will also take you years to download them.

It will also take you years to download them.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2003, 16:31
Replies: 30
Views: 3,363
Posted By Black Dog
You just don't understand the deep lyrics and...

You just don't understand the deep lyrics and soul searching angst.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2003, 15:56
Replies: 27
Views: 7,718
Posted By Black Dog
posting your whole mp3 list is clearly the...

posting your whole mp3 list is clearly the bestest idea ever
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2003, 15:48
Replies: 27
Views: 7,718
Posted By Black Dog
wowzers, you have about 10 albums !

wowzers, you have about 10 albums !
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2003, 11:15
Replies: 10
Views: 3,159
Posted By Black Dog
Adaptation

Quite simply one of the best movies since Being John Malkovich.

If you see one film this year then go and see Terminator 3, if you see two then it'll probably be the Matrix or Lotr because you're...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2003, 12:06
Replies: 51
Views: 6,782
Posted By Black Dog
Well yes, but they've got a known bugs thread...

Well yes, but they've got a known bugs thread already set up and it didn't include obvious ones like the fact that you couldn't search for players on a free transfer only.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2003, 11:59
Replies: 51
Views: 6,782
Posted By Black Dog
Well any game that allows me to win 3-0 with...

Well any game that allows me to win 3-0 with Sheff Wed and loan in about 5 internationals rocks.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2003, 11:43
Replies: 51
Views: 6,782
Posted By Black Dog
The 2D match engine is about 50 thousand times...

The 2D match engine is about 50 thousand times better than I thought it would be though. Plus the bugs are flooding in on the forums, I've already spotted a couple - means more delay :/
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2003, 11:17
Replies: 51
Views: 6,782
Posted By Black Dog
I got it from a mirror on the main cm forums...

I got it from a mirror on the main cm forums which are still running.

However it looks crap and is going to take a hell of a lot of getting used to.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2003, 11:16
Replies: 27
24
Views: 3,667
Posted By Black Dog
Precisely. It's a dodgy, unbelievable, shabby way...

Precisely. It's a dodgy, unbelievable, shabby way for them to bring back a major character. It's like they're not even trying.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2003, 10:49
Replies: 27
24
Views: 3,667
Posted By Black Dog
Last series yay. This series so far a "we...

Last series yay.

This series so far a "we can't be bothered to properly explain why Jack and Kim have to be involved again" nay
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2003, 10:12
Replies: 51
Views: 6,782
Posted By Black Dog
Good point. But it's still 42 minutes away :(((((...

Good point. But it's still 42 minutes away :(((((

oh and it's http://www.thedugout.net/ btw
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2003, 09:38
Replies: 51
Views: 6,782
Posted By Black Dog
Their site is still down, the demo's meant to be...

Their site is still down, the demo's meant to be out soonish and I hate the wait :(
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2003, 23:54
Replies: 11
Views: 2,555
Posted By Black Dog
Force of numbers every time.

Force of numbers every time.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2003, 23:50
Replies: 11
Views: 2,555
Posted By Black Dog
Size means nothing.

Size means nothing.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2003, 23:46
Replies: 21
Views: 3,458
Posted By Black Dog
I'll believe it when I see it. [edit] I've...

I'll believe it when I see it.

[edit] I've just seen it and I still don't believe it.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2003, 23:44
Replies: 11
Views: 2,555
Posted By Black Dog
tic-tacs

tic-tacs
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2003, 22:37
Replies: 18
Views: 3,169
Posted By Black Dog
Ah but you see I do law remember. This means I...

Ah but you see I do law remember. This means I only have about 7 exams (most two questions in 1 and a half hours) and we get eight weeks to revise for them.

Having said that I could have a year to...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2003, 22:30
Replies: 18
Views: 3,169
Posted By Black Dog
Why are you now getting exam results at...

Why are you now getting exam results at university?

Surely there are no exams until Term Three or shall I just smirk and mock silently?
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2003, 16:45
Replies: 155
Views: 13,310
Posted By Black Dog
Thank you very much. We're bottom of Division...

Thank you very much. We're bottom of Division One, almost bankrupt with no good players whatsoever and we're still getting 20,000 turning up week in week out. I also live with a Forest fan who's had...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2003, 16:32
Replies: 13
Views: 3,083
Posted By Black Dog
Clip-boards are the fashion accessory of the...

Clip-boards are the fashion accessory of the future.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2003, 16:12
Replies: 19
Views: 5,255
Posted By Black Dog
the funniest threads are always the saddest

the funniest threads are always the saddest
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2003, 15:47
Replies: 53
Views: 5,395
Posted By Black Dog
Isn't that what employers say to you just before...

Isn't that what employers say to you just before they promote someone ahead of you?
Forum: General Discussions 25 Feb 2003, 23:07
Replies: 56
Views: 6,576
Posted By Black Dog
I was thinking of turning up, until I realised I...

I was thinking of turning up, until I realised I have tickets to see Rob Brydon that very night.

Many happy returns for the day anyway.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Feb 2003, 14:54
Replies: 21
Views: 2,773
Posted By Black Dog
The normal 'ring-ring' 'tone'. That would be...

The normal 'ring-ring' 'tone'.

That would be because having a custom one is absolutely crap.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Feb 2003, 21:49
Replies: 27
Views: 3,215
Posted By Black Dog
and only 5 days until the Championship Manager 4...

and only 5 days until the Championship Manager 4 demo is released. Aces.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Feb 2003, 19:52
Replies: 14
Views: 2,567
Posted By Black Dog
Re: Tempting Odds.

Hey big spender.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Feb 2003, 00:54
Replies: 15
Views: 2,780
Posted By Black Dog
If I was Scottish there is no way I would support...

If I was Scottish there is no way I would support Celtic or Rangers. It must be mind-numbingly dull.

Celtic have 16 practice matches before they can get pumped up for the next 'big' UEFA Cup tie....
Forum: General Discussions 21 Feb 2003, 00:46
Replies: 155
Views: 13,310
Posted By Black Dog
League form has to count for something.

League form has to count for something.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Feb 2003, 20:41
Replies: 38
Views: 3,855
Posted By Black Dog
Hit me with one.

Hit me with one.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Feb 2003, 20:36
Replies: 38
Views: 3,855
Posted By Black Dog
Exclamation How much time and energy do you think you've...

How much time and energy do you think you've wasted clicking for the above icon every time you post?

That is incidentally your most offensive characteristic.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Feb 2003, 18:25
Replies: 155
Views: 13,310
Posted By Black Dog
In that case I'll be putting £10 on Valencia...

In that case I'll be putting £10 on Valencia soonish.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Feb 2003, 18:24
Replies: 155
Views: 13,310
Posted By Black Dog
Where are Valencia please. Then I'll vote...

Where are Valencia please.

Then I'll vote for them.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Feb 2003, 20:15
Replies: 4
Views: 2,487
Posted By Black Dog
He's quite a brilliant guitarist.

He's quite a brilliant guitarist.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Feb 2003, 14:09
Replies: 57
Views: 6,820
Posted By Black Dog
[x] Gayle. It looks too 'asl-ish'.

[x] Gayle.

It looks too 'asl-ish'.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2003, 22:35
Replies: 10
Views: 2,642
Posted By Black Dog
Re: What is the connection

He's fantastic though, his antics made A-level French Revolution Source Analysis ace. And yes, he is more 18th century.

No idea about the conundrum though.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2003, 22:30
Replies: 34
Views: 4,819
Posted By Black Dog
Listening to Westlife makes me positively...

Listening to Westlife makes me positively homicidal.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2003, 18:08
Replies: 14
Views: 3,212
Posted By Black Dog
Re: Who Armed Iraq?

I've already discounted his opinions as worthless. Even if they might be true.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Feb 2003, 19:10
Replies: 55
Views: 6,442
Posted By Black Dog
Guns n'Roses 'Live and Let Die' Jimi Hendrix...

Guns n'Roses 'Live and Let Die'
Jimi Hendrix 'All Along the Watchtower'
The Byrds 'Mr Tambourine Man'
Kula Shaker 'Hush'

oh and of course Rolf Harris 'Stairway to Heaven'
Forum: General Discussions 16 Feb 2003, 18:56
Replies: 94
Views: 9,582
Posted By Black Dog
Amazing, does the program seem as tacky when...

Amazing, does the program seem as tacky when you're on it as it does on television? And is the repartee between presenter and model who turns the letters as 'witty' off screen as it is on? Are most...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Feb 2003, 01:08
Replies: 91
Views: 8,291
Posted By Black Dog
It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so...

It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information.
Oscar Wilde
Forum: General Discussions 16 Feb 2003, 01:03
Replies: 91
Views: 8,291
Posted By Black Dog
I hereby grant this thread something worthwhile: ...

I hereby grant this thread something worthwhile:

Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.
Oscar Wilde
Forum: General Discussions 15 Feb 2003, 21:34
Replies: 3
Views: 2,556
Posted By Black Dog
Don't forget that before Blair and the Human...

Don't forget that before Blair and the Human Rights Act 1998 (which came into effect in 2000) then British law didn't have human rights as such - it was only because we hadn't legislated against them...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Feb 2003, 11:50
Replies: 94
Views: 9,582
Posted By Black Dog
This brings up even more, someone who I help run...

This brings up even more, someone who I help run a sports camp in the summer has played with Incubus.

His dad runs a studio and lives off the royalties from the guitar parts he played in loads of...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Feb 2003, 01:33
Replies: 45
Views: 4,011
Posted By Black Dog
Push for the leather recliner chair then. Company...

Push for the leather recliner chair then. Company Hiking Boots don't sound so snazzy.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Feb 2003, 01:32
Replies: 45
Views: 4,011
Posted By Black Dog
Does anyone else see the imminent let-down?

Does anyone else see the imminent let-down?
Forum: General Discussions 15 Feb 2003, 01:30
Replies: 45
Views: 4,011
Posted By Black Dog
Push for the company car whilst you're still hot.

Push for the company car whilst you're still hot.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Feb 2003, 23:22
Replies: 94
Views: 9,582
Posted By Black Dog
Pah I can top that. I knew someone who was...

Pah I can top that. I knew someone who was friends with a girl who used to go out with Euan Blair.

He is a twat also apparently.
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