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Forum: General Discussions 18 Nov 2005, 10:46
Replies: 13
Views: 3,370
Posted By Elfhelm
Re: Legal Entertainment Online

Please explain more about this?
Forum: General Discussions 16 Apr 2004, 12:27
Replies: 5
Views: 2,677
Posted By Elfhelm
New weapons in the war on terror

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/3520266.stm

Tee hee hee.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Mar 2004, 11:41
Replies: 13
Views: 2,114
Posted By Elfhelm
Re: How do you call someone...

The word committee is coming up red on my screen. :confused:
Forum: General Discussions 25 Mar 2004, 12:07
Replies: 90
Views: 6,401
Posted By Elfhelm
Re: Guantanamo Bay

Did you write all that yourself T & F? It's good.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Mar 2004, 11:41
Replies: 11
Views: 2,069
Posted By Elfhelm
Re: [Comedy][Problably Old] Cows and Capitalism

I don't get the New Zealand one?
Forum: General Discussions 9 Mar 2004, 10:57
Replies: 23
Views: 3,038
Posted By Elfhelm
Re: Quote

"Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it."
- George Bernard Shaw

"Fighting for peace is like ****ing for virginity".

"I...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Nov 2003, 10:07
Replies: 18
Views: 3,195
Posted By Elfhelm
Re: rugby: clash of the european titans

You must be a hell of an arguer.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Nov 2003, 10:59
Replies: 26
Views: 2,781
Posted By Elfhelm
Re: Can i justify

I've been to about two lectures in the last five weeks. You work too hard.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Nov 2003, 10:19
Replies: 70
Views: 8,566
Posted By Elfhelm
Re: your top ten sexiest women on the planet

Hi WorkMonkey.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Nov 2003, 04:28
Replies: 19
Views: 3,537
Posted By Elfhelm
Re: can you eat the skin?

lol penises lol

I'm going to watch TV.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Oct 2003, 09:45
Replies: 224
Views: 18,736
Posted By Elfhelm
Re: Abortions illegal in the USA?

Or both. :)
Forum: General Discussions 18 Oct 2003, 11:14
Replies: 10
Views: 3,517
Posted By Elfhelm
Is this true?!

Is this true?!
Forum: General Discussions 5 Oct 2003, 11:51
Replies: 17
Views: 3,794
Posted By Elfhelm
Re: would anybody recommend this game?

I've never heard of it, but I gave it a 10/10 on their rating thingy. :up:
Forum: General Discussions 5 Oct 2003, 11:05
Replies: 8
Views: 3,458
Posted By Elfhelm
Re: why i dislike malls

Hey it's Nofutcha.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Oct 2003, 12:38
Replies: 11
Views: 3,576
Posted By Elfhelm
You're opposing free beer?

You're opposing free beer?
Forum: General Discussions 1 Oct 2003, 12:29
Replies: 11
Views: 3,576
Posted By Elfhelm
What about a curfew for ugly people?

What about a curfew for ugly people?
Forum: General Discussions 1 Oct 2003, 11:01
Replies: 17
Views: 3,261
Posted By Elfhelm
<3 Elfhelm <3

<3 Elfhelm <3
Forum: General Discussions 30 Sep 2003, 11:04
Replies: 32
Views: 3,316
Posted By Elfhelm
Governments, especially in poor countries tend to...

Governments, especially in poor countries tend to not do that. They get rid of the minimum wage to attract companies to start factories in their country so that they get tax, which screws over their...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Sep 2003, 00:03
Replies: 20
Views: 2,849
Posted By Elfhelm
Years: 0.740134830 Months: 8.886703040 ...

Years: 0.740134830
Months: 8.886703040
Weeks: 38.619072352
Days: 270.333506460
Hours: 6488.004155015
Minutes: 389280.249305118
Seconds: 23356814.964665655 ...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Sep 2003, 23:16
Replies: 6
Views: 2,766
Posted By Elfhelm
Last time I posted meaningless drivel, you...

Last time I posted meaningless drivel, you threatened to ban me yourself. Your power is waning. WANING!

P.S. - If I have two tensors which I want to multiply to get AijkAjkm, will that give me a...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Sep 2003, 23:12
Replies: 78
Views: 7,635
Posted By Elfhelm
That's a reason for people not bothering to make...

That's a reason for people not bothering to make them, not a reason why they shouldn't be allowed.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Sep 2003, 23:04
Replies: 78
Views: 7,635
Posted By Elfhelm
No, but there's no reason why there shouldn't be.

No, but there's no reason why there shouldn't be.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Sep 2003, 23:02
Replies: 6
Views: 2,766
Posted By Elfhelm
Re: Up until I posted this thread

Preferably this one.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Sep 2003, 22:45
Replies: 78
Views: 7,635
Posted By Elfhelm
They should change its name to the white club. If...

They should change its name to the white club. If you hear yourself described as 'Caucasian', start running because it means the cops are after you.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Sep 2003, 00:36
Replies: 53
Views: 5,370
Posted By Elfhelm
Show me the money!

Show me the money!
Forum: General Discussions 28 Sep 2003, 23:35
Replies: 53
Views: 5,370
Posted By Elfhelm
We are the Knights who say NI!

We are the Knights who say NI!
Forum: General Discussions 28 Sep 2003, 23:31
Replies: 9
Views: 3,182
Posted By Elfhelm
You should read my new supermarket thread. It's...

You should read my new supermarket thread. It's :cool:
Forum: General Discussions 28 Sep 2003, 23:20
Replies: 20
Views: 4,128
Posted By Elfhelm
I gave the reciept to my Uni's student magazine...

I gave the reciept to my Uni's student magazine and they printed a copy of it. No free pen though. :(
Forum: General Discussions 28 Sep 2003, 21:33
Replies: 20
Views: 4,128
Posted By Elfhelm
I have a story about supermarkets

I went to the supermarket and I bought a chocolate muffin. But the supermarket calls them 'loose texas muffins', and there is not enough room on the reciept to write all that, so now I have a...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Sep 2003, 11:45
Replies: 51
Views: 6,643
Posted By Elfhelm
Why did he beg them not to boycott it? It surely...

Why did he beg them not to boycott it? It surely it doesn't matter if they avoid the products of capitalism or not?
Forum: General Discussions 28 Sep 2003, 00:52
Replies: 33
Views: 3,108
Posted By Elfhelm
troll That looks like my neighbour. :duh:

troll
That looks like my neighbour. :duh:
Forum: General Discussions 28 Sep 2003, 00:45
Replies: 14
Views: 2,541
Posted By Elfhelm
Hey I saw that movie. :up:

Hey I saw that movie. :up:
Forum: General Discussions 27 Sep 2003, 11:34
Replies: 8
Views: 3,570
Posted By Elfhelm
Yes.

Yes.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Sep 2003, 11:48
Replies: 38
Views: 5,164
Posted By Elfhelm
Posting to find out post count...

Posting to find out post count...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Sep 2003, 13:15
Replies: 20
Views: 3,080
Posted By Elfhelm
Say you saw an Alanis Morrisette concert and...

Say you saw an Alanis Morrisette concert and haven't fully recovered yet.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Sep 2003, 13:14
Replies: 19
Views: 3,133
Posted By Elfhelm
Re: Date

Voted Nodrog.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Sep 2003, 13:33
Replies: 70
Views: 7,742
Posted By Elfhelm
Elfhelm is known for posting in random threads...

Elfhelm is known for posting in random threads every couple of months (but only by him).
Forum: General Discussions 18 Sep 2003, 11:25
Replies: 48
Views: 6,227
Posted By Elfhelm
What's PA?

What's PA?
Forum: General Discussions 16 Sep 2003, 11:48
Replies: 20
Views: 4,250
Posted By Elfhelm
If you kill all the ones that you see, the only...

If you kill all the ones that you see, the only ones left will be the ones that don't see. They are coming for you in your sleep!
Forum: General Discussions 10 Sep 2003, 10:59
Replies: 50
Views: 8,708
Posted By Elfhelm
Why, what happened on September 11th?

Why, what happened on September 11th?
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2003, 13:12
Replies: 41
Views: 5,150
Posted By Elfhelm
Many New Zealanders can understand Australian...

Many New Zealanders can understand Australian nowadays.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Aug 2003, 12:18
Replies: 33
Views: 4,568
Posted By Elfhelm
MrL_JaKiri vs. Nodrog (clash of the titans)

MrL_JaKiri vs. Nodrog (clash of the titans)
Forum: General Discussions 1 Aug 2003, 10:58
Replies: 35
Views: 3,694
Posted By Elfhelm
TheMightyGoat#7

TheMightyGoat#7
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jul 2003, 11:50
Replies: 9
Views: 2,850
Posted By Elfhelm
New Zealand - .co.nz Australia - .com.au

New Zealand - .co.nz
Australia - .com.au
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jul 2003, 11:09
Replies: 22
Views: 3,597
Posted By Elfhelm
The only funny part was the bit about officials...

The only funny part was the bit about officials cancelling the next fight.
Forum: Strategic Discussions 18 Jul 2003, 12:37
Replies: 42
Views: 6,132
Posted By Elfhelm
I read this place a lot and have posted in a few...

I read this place a lot and have posted in a few threads. The round started out okay for me with about five actives in the galaxy, but they all disappeared, so I exiled, and then exiled again, and I...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jul 2003, 13:41
Replies: 4
Views: 2,603
Posted By Elfhelm
Sharpe - it's like the Hornblower ones except...

Sharpe - it's like the Hornblower ones except he's an Infantry Officer. And he fights and stuff.
Forum: Strategic Discussions 10 Jul 2003, 12:31
Replies: 24
Views: 5,250
Posted By Elfhelm
He might mean by resources.

He might mean by resources.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jul 2003, 11:55
Replies: 49
Views: 4,042
Posted By Elfhelm
Our brains are controlled by the laws of physics,...

Our brains are controlled by the laws of physics, and so therefore are our decisions. Stuff isn't unpredictable, it's just that we don't know how to predict it.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jun 2003, 15:01
Replies: 16
Views: 3,012
Posted By Elfhelm
Can I have New Zealand? If "yes", does this...

Can I have New Zealand?
If "yes", does this mean we're mates?
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jun 2003, 01:08
Replies: 12
Views: 3,070
Posted By Elfhelm
But if everything goes wrong and you can say...

But if everything goes wrong and you can say "everything went wrong", that would mean something went right and you can't say it anymore.

Although that would mean that everything did go wrong.
...
Forum: Alliance Discussions 29 Jun 2003, 11:06
Replies: 46
Views: 5,458
Posted By Elfhelm
The best defence.

The best defence.
Forum: Strategic Discussions 27 Jun 2003, 14:53
Replies: 79
Views: 10,068
Posted By Elfhelm
I can't remember his co-ords, but I did get some...

I can't remember his co-ords, but I did get some nice cheap roids. :D
Forum: Strategic Discussions 27 Jun 2003, 14:13
Replies: 79
Views: 10,068
Posted By Elfhelm
The same again, this time the Wyverns have...

The same again, this time the Wyverns have nothing to do.
Forum: Strategic Discussions 27 Jun 2003, 14:09
Replies: 79
Views: 10,068
Posted By Elfhelm
Re: Re: The perfect Terran fleet?

Yes, but that's because it's basically Wyverns vs. the De. Make it the same resources of Cutlass etc as well so the pegs have something to fire on, and see what happens.

P.S. - this is a roiding...
Forum: Strategic Discussions 27 Jun 2003, 12:33
Replies: 79
Views: 10,068
Posted By Elfhelm
Hey, I have that exact fleet, except about 30...

Hey, I have that exact fleet, except about 30 times bigger!
Forum: Strategic Discussions 18 Jun 2003, 04:21
Replies: 34
Views: 4,543
Posted By Elfhelm
Or build this: Ships (4270 units total) ...

Or build this:
Ships (4270 units total)
Harpy 3000
Pegasus 1000
Demeter 100
Wyvern 120
Dragon 50
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jun 2003, 02:30
Replies: 22
Views: 4,194
Posted By Elfhelm
That would be quite funny actually. Would I be...

That would be quite funny actually. Would I be able to read it if I was banned?
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jun 2003, 02:20
Replies: 22
Views: 4,194
Posted By Elfhelm
He can't do Elfhelm posts.

He can't do Elfhelm posts.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jun 2003, 02:07
Replies: 22
Views: 4,194
Posted By Elfhelm
First Elfhelm post in a ****e thread.

First Elfhelm post in a ****e thread.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jun 2003, 13:23
Replies: 5
Views: 2,504
Posted By Elfhelm
It was a shocker by Carlos Spencer too.

It was a shocker by Carlos Spencer too.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jun 2003, 13:14
Replies: 15
Views: 2,973
Posted By Elfhelm
You're thinking of "sensitive new age...

You're thinking of "sensitive new age guy".
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jun 2003, 12:18
Replies: 30
Views: 3,148
Posted By Elfhelm
Microsoft Hearts.

Microsoft Hearts.
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 10 Jun 2003, 11:58
Replies: 29
Views: 4,459
Posted By Elfhelm
I got something like "If you have trouble with...

I got something like "If you have trouble with Planetarion, you consult the ..."

The answer is "manual", but what help is the manual going to be fs?
Forum: Strategic Discussions 9 Jun 2003, 04:57
Replies: 25
Views: 4,885
Posted By Elfhelm
More BW, more Roach. I would advise not building...

More BW, more Roach. I would advise not building Guardians unless you're going to make a full Cathaar Cr/Bs roiding fleet.

P.S. - Hi Mechanical^!!!
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 8 Jun 2003, 10:57
Replies: 3
Views: 2,533
Posted By Elfhelm
Go DYB ffs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go DYB ffs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 7 Jun 2003, 22:51
Replies: 16
Views: 3,975
Posted By Elfhelm
Can you say "Elfhelm is cool" or something so...

Can you say "Elfhelm is cool" or something so that I can put it in my sig?
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 4 Jun 2003, 13:07
Replies: 21
Views: 3,632
Posted By Elfhelm
There's probably only about three playing.

There's probably only about three playing.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2003, 11:50
Replies: 45
Views: 3,859
Posted By Elfhelm


Forum: Planetarion Discussions 25 May 2003, 14:12
Replies: 331
Views: 65,954
Posted By Elfhelm
You forgot Elfhelm. :(

You forgot Elfhelm. :(
Forum: General Discussions 20 May 2003, 11:19
Replies: 25
Views: 3,232
Posted By Elfhelm
The actors on Mentos ads.

The actors on Mentos ads.
Forum: General Discussions 20 May 2003, 11:10
Replies: 34
Views: 3,819
Posted By Elfhelm
I thought the shagging part was the most cunning...

I thought the shagging part was the most cunning part.
Forum: General Discussions 20 May 2003, 10:59
Replies: 34
Views: 3,819
Posted By Elfhelm
Take person one with you to meet person two. And...

Take person one with you to meet person two. And then get in some two on one action!
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2003, 13:41
Replies: 14
Views: 3,342
Posted By Elfhelm
If you were really from Scotland, you'd type with...

If you were really from Scotland, you'd type with a Scottish accent.
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2003, 13:37
Replies: 5
Views: 4,205
Posted By Elfhelm
NZ doesn't have a President, only a Prime...

NZ doesn't have a President, only a Prime Minister and a Governor General. And 60,000,000 possums, though they are not regarded as high ranking government officials.
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2003, 13:27
Replies: 70
Views: 8,411
Posted By Elfhelm
Why is there no Nodrog option in this poll?

Why is there no Nodrog option in this poll?
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2003, 13:24
Replies: 32
Views: 4,026
Posted By Elfhelm
Why can't I vote for the gimmick that posted...

Why can't I vote for the gimmick that posted "your gay" in every thread? :(
Forum: General Discussions 14 Mar 2003, 05:18
Replies: 118
Views: 10,575
Posted By Elfhelm
True dat, brother.

True dat, brother.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Dec 2002, 10:52
Replies: 18
Views: 3,130
Posted By Elfhelm
No that's David Coperfield with one P, also by...

No that's David Coperfield with one P, also by Edmund Wells.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Dec 2002, 10:09
Replies: 71
Views: 6,260
Posted By Elfhelm
... or something to do with the sanctions that...

... or something to do with the sanctions that stop enough medicine getting into Iraq?
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 4 Dec 2002, 10:38
Replies: 36
Views: 4,752
Posted By Elfhelm
3859. 56:7:7 3.416.206 105 "Another one"...

3859. 56:7:7 3.416.206 105 "Another one" OF "Killmark's bots"

Top 4000! ph33r!
Forum: General Discussions 3 Dec 2002, 11:13
Replies: 56
Views: 6,155
Posted By Elfhelm
No, people here are just ****e.

No, people here are just ****e.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Dec 2002, 11:07
Replies: 91
Views: 8,080
Posted By Elfhelm
Hmmmmm.............. seeing Hicks will convince...

Hmmmmm.............. seeing Hicks will convince people there is no god?
Forum: General Discussions 3 Dec 2002, 10:53
Replies: 91
Views: 8,080
Posted By Elfhelm
The problem is that ancient apes are the...

The problem is that ancient apes are the "intermediate point" between rats and humans, but if someone points this out, a creationist says "no, those are fricking apes". So you find something that is...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Nov 2002, 11:50
Replies: 8
Views: 2,563
Posted By Elfhelm
ph33r!

ph33r!
Forum: General Discussions 6 Nov 2002, 10:23
Replies: 46
Views: 4,260
Posted By Elfhelm
No his logic is more like: a*0 = b*0 => a...

No his logic is more like:

a*0 = b*0
=> a = b
Forum: General Discussions 4 Nov 2002, 10:08
Replies: 70
Views: 6,240
Posted By Elfhelm
Clearly you need instruments to be a band.

Clearly you need instruments to be a band.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Nov 2002, 10:34
Replies: 15
Views: 3,024
Posted By Elfhelm
Ah, but hate leads to anger, and anger leads to...

Ah, but hate leads to anger, and anger leads to the dark side and the dark side = not good.
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