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Posted By Guess!!!

Re: I'm not dead, honest.

Yeah but anyone that fights in the arenas will get a good quote... there's not usually much left of the dead so the coffin usually doesn't need to be very big...

Forum: Roleplaying

7 Feb 2005, 22:42

Replies: 8

Views: 2,513

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: I'm not dead, honest.

Right well in that case have you tried a coroner?

Forum: Roleplaying

7 Feb 2005, 20:46

Replies: 8

Views: 2,513

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: I'm not dead, honest.

You might want to see a doctor about that then....

Forum: Roleplaying

7 Feb 2005, 20:42

Replies: 1

Another Arena thread?

Views: 1,812

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: Another Arena thread?

No it does not, far from it. Superdude (a name that is hallowed amongst those who remember him) was the creator of the original UCA, the arena that spawned all other arenas and he was an avid...

Forum: Roleplaying

7 Feb 2005, 20:37

Replies: 8

Views: 2,513

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: I'm not dead, honest.

Your not dead? Prove it!!!

I'm dead and I'm still posting!!!

Forum: Roleplaying

7 Feb 2005, 20:35

Replies: 21

For sale: Management rights to the Death Contest

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Posted By Guess!!!

Re: For sale: Management rights to the Death Contest

<sigh> Flapjack, flapjack, flapjack how many times must I teach you... painfully... that dropping yourself on people at high speed isn't a very effective means of attacking...

*APOC moves Muha...

Forum: Roleplaying

23 Jan 2005, 04:26

Replies: 50

Views: 5,904

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: Christmas Awards of the RP Boards

You know you don't go arguing with a pool table table unless you have to...

anything that gets to pot it's balls that often should be respected and anything that can take that much abuse to it's...

Forum: Roleplaying

21 Jan 2005, 18:34

Replies: 94

Views: 10,034

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: Old School Rp'ers!

don't forget the fires to cook your food on, and once the protest is finished you have to leave loads of rubbish lying around.

Forum: Roleplaying

20 Jan 2005, 20:13

Replies: 50

Views: 5,904

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: Christmas Awards of the RP Boards

WHAT THE 286 HAS HANDS!!!!

WHEN AND WHERE THE HELL DID IT GET THOSE?!?!?!?! Has someone been pouring biological radioactive matter into the floppy drive again???

Oh wait, I get it, their from...

Forum: Roleplaying

20 Jan 2005, 20:08

Replies: 94

Views: 10,034

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: Old School Rp'ers!

*APOC whispers 'Don't worry ND if they keep it up you can probably get them arrested for terrorism'.

Forum: Roleplaying

16 Jan 2005, 20:07

Replies: 50

Views: 5,904

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: Christmas Awards of the RP Boards

No I meant literally how is it going to be able to collect it's award at the award ceremony??? It can't even make a speech, it's too lower a spec to be able to run a voice synthesiser properly.

Forum: Roleplaying

15 Jan 2005, 15:57

Replies: 50

Views: 5,904

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: Christmas Awards of the RP Boards

*APOC wonders how the 286 is going to be able to collect it's award....

Forum: Roleplaying

15 Jan 2005, 15:53

Replies: 94

Views: 10,034

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: Old School Rp'ers!

I havn't joined any of the sci-fi/fantasy threads so far (and thus maintaining my retired status) not because I think their bad (in fact some of the ones I've read are very good), but because very...

Forum: Roleplaying

3 Jan 2005, 02:19

Replies: 342

Views: 26,843

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: wtf, why are the forums so dead?

Oh and no for the record I am not a trekker or a trekkie.

(no doubt it probably shows)

Forum: Roleplaying

3 Jan 2005, 02:10

Replies: 342

Views: 26,843

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: wtf, why are the forums so dead?

You know it's a strange old life, one minute your hurtling at superhuman speeds straight at someone with the intent to dispatch them in a rather brutal way and then the next your abducted by santa...

Forum: General Discussions

24 Dec 2004, 12:51

Replies: 27

overclockers.co.uk

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Posted By Guess!!!

Re: overclockers.co.uk

OCUK used to have absolutely fantastic customer service, and I knew that everything they sold on there was a good quality part and not a piece of crap (thus saving valuable time searching through...

Forum: Roleplaying

21 Dec 2004, 19:58

Replies: 342

Views: 26,843

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: wtf, why are the forums so dead?

Nah Wraith your safe I havn't got a giant super magnet to carry it with this time...

*APOC spots 1 giant spider, with lots of very strong webbing...
*APOC has an idea...

Maybe though I have...

Forum: Roleplaying

21 Dec 2004, 18:56

Replies: 94

Views: 10,034

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: Old School Rp'ers!

Well I think the aliens got peed off with getting their butts kicked each time we reached page 10 so they started abducting RP'ers before we could reach page 10.

Forum: Roleplaying

15 Dec 2004, 19:28

Replies: 342

Views: 26,843

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: wtf, why are the forums so dead?

Well actually I meant you could try...

anyway...

*APOC decides to leap in his Cabbage super star fighter and get a closer look at the carnage about to happen space...*

Forum: Roleplaying

15 Dec 2004, 09:49

Replies: 342

Views: 26,843

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: wtf, why are the forums so dead?

What about me?

Forum: Roleplaying

13 Dec 2004, 17:34

Replies: 342

Views: 26,843

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: wtf, why are the forums so dead?

Indeed unless Jeff Minter, hippie of llamasoft 80's game programming fame got bought out by aol as well after at some point in his very wierd career managed to make the worlds first media for the old...

Forum: Roleplaying

13 Dec 2004, 17:20

Replies: 53

Happy Xmas

Views: 7,480

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: Happy Xmas

The food is fine as long as you don't have to be the one to go into the shop and buy it... If you are it might be a good idea to fit ramming spikes to your trolley, and wear a big heavy set of steel...

Forum: Roleplaying

13 Dec 2004, 02:59

Replies: 53

Happy Xmas

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Posted By Guess!!!

Re: Happy Xmas

Ahh Christmas time... the over commercialisation (hope I spelt that right) of what was once a religious holiday to the point where most of day time television gets reduced to toy adverts, you can buy...

Forum: Roleplaying

13 Dec 2004, 02:39

Replies: 342

Views: 26,843

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: wtf, why are the forums so dead?

Hmm... great so I'm associated with llamas... hmm on the other hand i get a hug and chocolate... maybe being associated with llamas isn't too bad (except for the fact their fur stinks, they look...

Forum: Roleplaying

12 Dec 2004, 15:19

Replies: 342

Views: 26,843

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: wtf, why are the forums so dead?

Well I think that I think that I'm the APOC you think because if I'm not that that means I'm going to end up having a real identity crisis!!!

If your the mintos I think you are would it help clear...

Forum: Roleplaying

11 Dec 2004, 15:29

Replies: 342

Views: 26,843

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: wtf, why are the forums so dead?

:eek: OUCH :eek:

*APOC rubs his now rather flat nose*

Well I'm definately not a new APOC, and yes I do remember the days of the llamas...

Forum: Roleplaying

10 Dec 2004, 18:17

Replies: 94

Views: 10,034

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: Old School Rp'ers!

Oh well just as well I remember lots of bits about you too, tell you you what I'll bribe you with my silence if you bribe me with yours ;)

Forum: Roleplaying

10 Dec 2004, 10:06

Replies: 342

Views: 26,843

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: wtf, why are the forums so dead?

Actually technically until you respawn, the respawn link owns you.

Forum: Roleplaying

10 Dec 2004, 01:33

Replies: 342

Views: 26,843

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: wtf, why are the forums so dead?

*APOC wonders if he could get away with bopping Mintos with the 286...

Forum: Roleplaying

9 Dec 2004, 18:40

Replies: 342

Views: 26,843

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: wtf, why are the forums so dead?

Finally after 2 days of hanging from the balloons APOC's feet finally touch the floor, and in that exact instant a green dot appears on the horizon (which of course prompts APOC to yell the world...

Forum: Roleplaying

9 Dec 2004, 18:29

Replies: 94

Views: 10,034

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: Old School Rp'ers!

Nope don't remember you at all, who are you again?

And as for you Madame LH THATS THE LAST TIME I DONATE TO 'HELP THE AGED'!!!

Forum: Roleplaying

7 Dec 2004, 19:26

Replies: 342

Views: 26,843

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: wtf, why are the forums so dead?

Ok so there you are one minute your perched ALMOST (not quite, because it was a tad bit chilly) comfortabley on the nose cone of an F16, quite happily grabbing pretty party balloons, cutting off the...

Forum: Roleplaying

6 Dec 2004, 13:42

Replies: 342

Views: 26,843

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: wtf, why are the forums so dead?

*APOC sees the balloons*
Ooooooooo pretty balloons...

*APOC sees the landmines on the balloons*
Oooooooo pretty naval mi-mi-ma-ARRRGGGGHHHHH!!!! MINES

*APOC scrambles as quickly as he can to...

Forum: Roleplaying

4 Dec 2004, 12:50

Replies: 342

Views: 26,843

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: wtf, why are the forums so dead?

/ooc: DON'T SAY THAT HE MIGHT THINK THATS A GOOD IDEA AND I'M ON THAT F16!!!!

Forum: Roleplaying

3 Dec 2004, 14:01

Replies: 342

Views: 26,843

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: wtf, why are the forums so dead?

*APOC wakes up from previously being clouted unconscious by some rather heavy flak rounds (well after he threw the 286 he had to block the flak with something and using his head seemed like a good...

Forum: Roleplaying

2 Dec 2004, 13:13

Replies: 342

Views: 26,843

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: wtf, why are the forums so dead?

*APOC flings the 286 with his usual utterly unnering accuracy at the girders directly beneath Creatior's feet and then starts spitting chewed up bits of green foliage all over Hewitts cockpit*

Forum: Roleplaying

1 Dec 2004, 19:29

Replies: 342

Views: 26,843

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: wtf, why are the forums so dead?

HMMMMM tasty foliage, YUMMY!!!

*APOC decides that seeing as his currently on the F16 he has a vested interest in it's survival and starts batting at any projectiles that come near with the 286, he...

Forum: Roleplaying

30 Nov 2004, 19:14

Replies: 342

Views: 26,843

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: wtf, why are the forums so dead?

*APOC has idea...*

*APOC sends some of his nanites into the shotgun shells currently loaded into his dual ppl killers (my sawn off to almost handgun sized shotguns in case anyone has forgotten),...

Forum: Roleplaying

30 Nov 2004, 14:08

Replies: 342

Views: 26,843

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: wtf, why are the forums so dead?

*APOC wiggles free of AcidK's grip and climbs up onto his shoulders and sits there like a horse jockey*

RUN FASTER THEIR GETTING CLOSER

*APOC starts whipping AcidK with the 286 to make him run...

Forum: Roleplaying

29 Nov 2004, 22:14

Replies: 342

Views: 26,843

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: wtf, why are the forums so dead?

*APOC breathes a sigh of relief*

*APOC feels the piece of wall his on shift slightly*

*APOC feels the piece of wall his on move*

*APOC swears*

*APOC feels the piece of wall his on move...

Forum: Roleplaying

29 Nov 2004, 15:23

Replies: 342

Views: 26,843

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: wtf, why are the forums so dead?

OUCH THAT WAS MY FOOT!!!

*APOC screams rather loudly as someone steps on his foot while his hiding in a really dark area and starts swinging the 286 wildly (but at no one in particular because he...

Forum: Roleplaying

28 Nov 2004, 23:07

Replies: 342

Views: 26,843

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: wtf, why are the forums so dead?

*APOC gets incinerated by the fire bolts mainly because he turns round but doesn't get chance to defend himself because he was too busy laughing at the fact that when flapjack pulled himself free of...

Forum: Roleplaying

28 Nov 2004, 22:22

Replies: 342

Views: 26,843

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: wtf, why are the forums so dead?

/ooc yeah my bad, I started writing that post before you posted yours about melting it, and then through numerous distractions etc 1) it took ages 2) I didn't really concentrate on writing it and so...

Forum: Roleplaying

28 Nov 2004, 21:30

Replies: 342

Views: 26,843

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: wtf, why are the forums so dead?

Ok not quite the opportunity I was waiting for but good enough...

*The moment the bunker starts to melt APOC dashes out fom behind his hiding place (Stormchild) and clouts flapjack in the back of...

Forum: Roleplaying

28 Nov 2004, 13:20

Replies: 342

Views: 26,843

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: wtf, why are the forums so dead?

*APOC gets out of bed (which despite being in the arena was left alone for some strange unfathomable reason) flicks a few bits of shrapnel out of his hair and notices a rather large stream of rockets...

Forum: Roleplaying

27 Nov 2004, 02:13

Replies: 342

Views: 26,843

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: wtf, why are the forums so dead?

What flapjack probably wasn't expecting though as he came down was an almighty force known as the 286 getting wedged right into his diaphram by the equally almightly force known as nanite reinforced...

Forum: Roleplaying

26 Nov 2004, 23:26

Replies: 92

Shadow Survival Arena

Views: 9,172

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: Shadow Survival Arena

Of course we don't respect intelligence, intelligent people are far to intelligent to be here so we have to rate insanity instead and of course the longer you've been here the more insane you must...

Forum: Roleplaying

26 Nov 2004, 23:17

Replies: 342

Views: 26,843

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: wtf, why are the forums so dead?

*APOC wide eyed with a look of mock innocence looks for someone to blame, then panics and starts pointing in numerous random directions and finally ends up pointing in a direction no one is even...

Forum: Roleplaying

26 Nov 2004, 19:36

Replies: 342

Views: 26,843

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: wtf, why are the forums so dead?

Hmm only mildly interesting???

Soon see about that...

*APOC (only briefly mind you) sheds his disguise showing who he truly is, and briefly appraises the arena... (despite feeling rather woozy...

Forum: Roleplaying

25 Nov 2004, 21:29

Replies: 342

Views: 26,843

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: wtf, why are the forums so dead?

hmm... swear I just saw what looked like a highly explosive australian dragon go flying past my head...

/me notes the rather large explosion the splattered body parts and the rather dazed slightly...

Forum: Roleplaying

3 Nov 2004, 13:59

Replies: 94

Views: 10,034

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: Old School Rp'ers!

Bah bunch of n00b's all of you ;)

with of course the notable exceptions of wraith (aka frag bait, in my day) and lady hawk whose an old granny compared to me... but before she tries to kill me I...

Forum: Roleplaying

6 Aug 2004, 18:00

Replies: 53

Views: 5,314

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: Just a quick, RP combat related question.

I don't get summoned, I just get bored every now and then and so pop in to see whats going on.

And as for disliking shadow275? how can i dislike him if i hardy even know him?

Forum: Roleplaying

6 Aug 2004, 11:54

Replies: 53

Awards of the RP Boards (Summer Edition) - Sticky Please

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Posted By Guess!!!

Re: Just a quick, RP combat related question.

Just so you guys know I havn't said I'm going to find those posts and then naffed off without even bothering to look, I just havn't found them yet. Their (hopefully) sitting on an old computer (NO...

Forum: Roleplaying

6 Aug 2004, 11:47

Replies: 65

Ebay Item

Views: 5,487

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: Ebay Item

Oh good god... you guys need slapping!!!

Oh and you need things to do, LOTS of things by the looks of things, you must have been completely and intangibly bored...in fact I pity anyone who manages...

Forum: Roleplaying

30 Jul 2004, 18:29

Replies: 109

Views: 10,948

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: Awards of the RP Boards (Summer Edition) - Sticky Please

Tell you what...

/me neatly bops AcidK round the back of the head with the 286.

Better? ;)

(sorry would have done more but I'm in a rush, maybe later in a arena?)

Forum: Roleplaying

30 Jul 2004, 14:07

Replies: 217

Insane Fighting Arena - Championships

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Posted By Guess!!!

Re: Insane Fighting Arena - Championships

Hmm I'm gonna need some pop corn at this rate... this is good...

Forum: Roleplaying

30 Jul 2004, 13:29

Replies: 109

Awards of the RP Boards (Summer Edition) - Sticky Please

Views: 10,948

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: Awards of the RP Boards (Summer Edition) - Sticky Please

The 286 was an old computer that was super heavy, super hard, rather large and completely indestructable, and like all large, hard, heavy indestructable things getting hit by it is considered rather...

Forum: Roleplaying

30 Jul 2004, 12:13

Replies: 53

Views: 5,314

Posted By Guess!!!

Re: Just a quick, RP combat related question.

You know I still have that old star trek kill saved around somewhere or other I think... I might see if I can dig it out. I did have a few other old UCA threads saved around somewhere as well. I'll...

Forum: Roleplaying

30 Jul 2004, 01:53

Replies: 53