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Forum: General Discussions 26 Sep 2006, 14:39
Replies: 50
Views: 5,964
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: The Girl on the Train

Briefly back posting to say "Best damn thread/story in ****ing YEARS!!!" on here. <3 for TomKat.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Aug 2006, 01:48
Replies: 69
Views: 2,296
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Worried :( :( :(

Good luck mate, I'm sure everything will work out fine and that you're just being a little paranoid (understandably). For once let's root for paranoia! :D
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jul 2006, 19:44
Replies: 194
Views: 4,361
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: The Big Ol' War Thread

Well Israel just killed around 60 civilans (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/5228224.stm), 34 of the children just now. Apaprently they have said it's Hezbollah's fault and that it pretty much...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jul 2006, 04:14
Replies: 194
Views: 4,361
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: The Big Ol' War Thread

How nice (Warning, graphic imagery under first three pictures). (http://mavrosgatos.blogspot.com/2006/07/from-children-of-israel-to-children-of.html)

Dance and celebrate...dance and celebrate....
Forum: Programming and Discussion 19 Jul 2006, 18:24
Replies: 4
Views: 1,419
Posted By IncubusGod
Hosting and such

Something in line with the domain thread, I was wondering what company you would reccomend for some hosting?
Basically I'm sure the site could survive on 500-750mb with a decent bandwidth rate (low...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jul 2006, 21:29
Replies: 62
Views: 1,448
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Heating Up

I was in Murcia in southern Spain for three days to see the girly, it was 44C for most of the time, peaked at 46C once...I thought I was going to actually DIE!
It should never ever EVER be that...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2006, 01:39
Replies: 194
Views: 4,361
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: The Big Ol' War Thread

Why would Isreal not do something like this? They always get away with it, without even a slap on the wrists from the international community.
You'd think by now they'd have learned that massive...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2006, 00:14
Replies: 13
Views: 813
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: What is wrong with this picture?

Mmmm well house prices have gone up 350% in 7-10 years so that accounts for plenty of the "wealth" in this country. We have a very very large percentage of home owners here, we don't rent as a...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jul 2006, 03:40
Replies: 89
Views: 2,749
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Body modification

Have replacement teeth for my front four which were kicked out of my face in a mugging.

Also a quick draw flick knife emebedded in my right hand palm.

And added nano-bots which will constantly...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jun 2006, 04:05
Replies: 306
Views: 3,708
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: The Dole

LIsten, I've worked shit jobs for 7 years to put myself through school and college respectivly, I've paid teh equivalent of €32k in social insurance here in Ireland over that period of time. Yet now...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jun 2006, 03:57
Replies: 29
Views: 608
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: OMG wtf?

This place is retardville...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jun 2006, 19:50
Replies: 42
Views: 554
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: do female lead singers lack legitimacy?

Lacuna Coil.

**** you, checkmate. Great female lead, can sing, vocals suit the heavy rock/metal, has numerous "legitimate musican" fans, hot as ****, could probably kick the living shit out of you...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jun 2006, 16:15
Replies: 32
Views: 1,482
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Worker ants

Suicides, by definition, aren't able to come back here to inform us of their actions.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2006, 20:32
Replies: 32
Views: 1,482
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Worker ants

There's a growing spate of suicides in young people around Ireland (as I'm sure is the case elsewhere) and many people are questioning why this should be.
Well from the people I've known who've been...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jun 2006, 20:01
Replies: 34
Views: 1,134
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Remember the South African guy in Lethal Weapon II?

Good? Or 'correct'?
I don't think there is much good in this judgement.
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2006, 18:55
Replies: 41
Views: 1,279
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: KoeN for sexiest Netgamers person

That is an 'interesting' photo alright. But it's better to have a sense of humour about yourself than take it too seriously (in mine I'm being consumed by a frog). Unless you're a girl, then you just...
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2006, 21:40
Replies: 21
Views: 638
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: If you're going to sell a faulty latop on ebay...

What an utter scrape of human waste he is. He's really only making it worse on himself, which is fine by me.
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 30 May 2006, 20:34
Replies: 15
Views: 1,126
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Computer help please

You do normally have to plug two cables into the motherboard, one long main one(20 pin I think) and one 4 pin (usually towards the back panel of the motherboard)...

Is there a graphics card or is...
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2006, 20:17
Replies: 18
Views: 553
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Wanker of the Month Nominations - May

Was just about to say that...porky ****er.
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2006, 16:58
Replies: 64
Views: 1,105
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Just to let you know..

Actually it's not that I don't get any, I've had enough to make me sick of one nighters and short term things, it's more that I'd prefer a proper girlfriend about now.

And to be perfectly honest...
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2006, 05:06
Replies: 64
Views: 1,105
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Just to let you know..

That's utter nonsense, men don't play mindgames, try to act cool, fret about calling or end up coming on 'too strong' because they enjoy it.
Men just try to apply the lessons they've learned the...
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2006, 04:45
Replies: 1
Views: 348
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Venting some frustration...

Hmm....Stifler's mom.


Anyway, sounds right shitty. But from a legal standpoint it sounds quite sticky. Reporting it to the police was the right step, now whatever happens there is a record of a...
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2006, 19:48
Replies: 21
Views: 581
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Building your own guitar

Why not try a Telecaster with some custom pickups? Telecasters are quite functional, hardy and have a good setup if you're looking for a chunky/less refined sound.
It's really the pickups that are...
Forum: General Discussions 26 May 2006, 04:20
Replies: 170
Views: 2,669
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Plastic Brilliance

Six years....six years I've been here.


As depressing as that is in it's own rights, the fact that only recently have I wanted to stab people here in the face makes me even more dejected.
Forum: General Discussions 25 May 2006, 20:45
Replies: 170
Views: 2,669
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Plastic Brilliance

Maybe it's just me but it seems that more and more posts are just 'the usual suspects' posting little quips in threads about how stupid/pointless/retarded/wrong the thread or user are.
Little...
Forum: General Discussions 25 May 2006, 20:08
Replies: 170
Views: 2,669
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Plastic Brilliance

GD has turned quite hostile and unfriendly of late, perhaps people should start looking at why people are posting more on other sites (not just PB).
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2006, 04:25
Replies: 22
Views: 370
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Following on from the resounding success of my last thread

At least she didn't invite you back to hers later.

Was funny I must admit. Screw this lot and theit opinons.
Forum: General Discussions 23 May 2006, 19:15
Replies: 4
Views: 766
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Ireland....soon to be known as Pedoland

No it's not, that means that the fact that this particular act has been deemed inapplicable will not affect any future legislation the government wishes to pass.

Basically it means that there is...
Forum: General Discussions 23 May 2006, 17:56
Replies: 4
Views: 766
Posted By IncubusGod
Ireland....soon to be known as Pedoland

In a ruling today in the Supreme Court in Ireland the offence of Statutory Rape was deemed unconstitutional and therefore can no longer be applied in this country.

News report here....
Forum: General Discussions 22 May 2006, 19:17
Replies: 92
Views: 892
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: If you could go back in time...

I'd go back 4and a half billion years and piss in the primodial soup, thus resulting in life as we know it beginning to evolve from an STD I picked up from Helen of Troy when I had a bried layover in...
Forum: General Discussions 22 May 2006, 18:59
Replies: 77
Views: 1,321
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: A call for mature posting

Yawhe calls for mature posting........

Alanis Morrisette should be dragged to this forum, shown his posts and then she will understand the true meaning of irony.


in the old days attention...
Forum: General Discussions 21 May 2006, 15:27
Replies: 32
Views: 794
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: The Finnish Eurovision entry

Back then though it wasn't telephone voting, it was jury stuff so there was no revenue from phone or text voting. Methinks that's the main source of money these days, so we missed out.
Though they...
Forum: General Discussions 21 May 2006, 15:22
Replies: 78
Views: 1,034
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: A few things that are crap

Deffeh, you missed out 'GD these days'.
But that's because certain people are only posting the same thing over and over again in every thread.
Hopefully your masterful bile will spur this place...
Forum: General Discussions 21 May 2006, 15:10
Replies: 10
Views: 499
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Go Munster! :D

Yeah that's a trademark of us here in Thomond Park inLimerick where Munster play, we 'sssh' everyone up and have total silence for the kicker.
Thing is, our kickers are used to it...the opposition's...
Forum: General Discussions 21 May 2006, 05:00
Replies: 14
Views: 292
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Where Eagles Dare!

Probably my favourite WWII film of all time.
Forum: General Discussions 21 May 2006, 04:39
Replies: 10
Views: 499
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Go Munster! :D

There's no-one like the Munster fans for providing atmosphere, and a decent sportman like one at that. No booing. No hissing. Just cheering and happyness.

Rugby is usually ten times more exciting...
Forum: General Discussions 20 May 2006, 18:40
Replies: 10
Views: 499
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Go Munster! :D

You're not the sharpest tack in the box are you?
Forum: General Discussions 20 May 2006, 18:32
Replies: 10
Views: 499
Posted By IncubusGod
Go Munster! :D

Finally we've managed to win the European Cup, the pinacle of European club rugby and by god does it feel good!
I watched the match with a crowd of 15,000+ on a giant screen in Limerick city and I...
Forum: General Discussions 18 May 2006, 02:50
Replies: 88
Views: 940
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Gotta love lawyers

And you've had been burnt alive for being a c**t.

Or at least banned AGAIN and this place left in a little peace for a while.
Forum: General Discussions 18 May 2006, 02:26
Replies: 20
Views: 527
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: How gullible are you?

You Scored 10 out of 10

Erm, that's not because I'm smart or stupidly intelligent, just that I happen to know each of the 10 facts this quiz was based on.

Stupid!
Forum: General Discussions 18 May 2006, 02:20
Replies: 23
Views: 601
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Tomkat's dead

I remember he always smelled like chemo chemicals...
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2006, 17:43
Replies: 18
Views: 671
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: the eurovision songfestival

The one thing that's pretty much a given is that Ireland won't win it. Mainly because we've had that dubious distinction of winning it a billion times in a row and the state broadcaster (RTE) can't...
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2006, 16:46
Replies: 88
Views: 940
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Gotta love lawyers

Sickening.

Nothing will be done though.
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2006, 16:43
Replies: 18
Views: 671
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: the eurovision songfestival

That Icelandic song was more than likely written by a narcissistic sociopath. C'mon it even has a part where she's talking to God.

Pity they cut out the second converstaion with God where it goes:...
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2006, 16:38
Replies: 18
Views: 666
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Rice, Sodomy, and the Lash.

This is one homersexual laden thread.

And from the thread title I thought it would have been about the bedroom antics of the Secretary of State in the U.S.

I was dissapointed.
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2006, 16:36
Replies: 68
Views: 553
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: I have a few issues with this guy

Well I think it's just a case that most women don't want a pushover. Just like most guys don't want a meek little woman either.
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2006, 16:28
Replies: 68
Views: 553
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: I have a few issues with this guy

Perhaps it's just the thought of a snivelling little puny lovey-dovey 'sweet' wretch inducing worm turning up on your gf's doorstep with a tub of ice-cream, two spoons and a celine dion mix tape when...
Forum: General Discussions 14 May 2006, 19:08
Replies: 47
Views: 1,185
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Your Nickname

I have no idea why on earth I picked this username to be honest, a college friend had introduced me to Planetarion when round 1 was starting and I had to sign up to the forums a while later. I had to...
Forum: General Discussions 13 May 2006, 17:50
Replies: 13
Views: 314
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Michael Mann's digital cameras

I'm sure they do in flashy upmarket ones in the US. Globally they don't make a dent.

^--that's the latest figure I can find, from here....
Forum: General Discussions 13 May 2006, 17:48
Replies: 26
Views: 282
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: The Scottish Cup

Nah, c'mon, there's not justice in the world as shown by Liverpool's win.
Forum: General Discussions 13 May 2006, 14:39
Replies: 13
Views: 314
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Michael Mann's digital cameras

But don't you have to transfer the digitally shot movie onto actual film anyway when it goes to cinemas?
Forum: General Discussions 13 May 2006, 14:36
Replies: 18
Views: 666
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Rice, Sodomy, and the Lash.

Well the US Navy did decide to use 'In The Navy' by the Village People as a recruiting song.



Perhaps that was a little too open about bumming other men.
Forum: General Discussions 12 May 2006, 19:22
Replies: 43
Views: 989
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: My mum

:( sorry to hear that
Forum: General Discussions 12 May 2006, 03:52
Replies: 8
Views: 411
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: It's a ****ing conspiracy i tell you

Here's your chance to transfer the pedo tag onto the younger, fitter, more athlethic generations who can abuse children at a much more effiencent pace than you.
It's time to step aside Dace.

Hang...
Forum: General Discussions 12 May 2006, 03:44
Replies: 103
Views: 1,040
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: How long 'till Ste get's arrested?

I hate you Yahwe, not only have you mis-spelled a god as a username, you pretend to be someone who's valuable, inciteful, intellegent and someone who contributes meaningfully to a discussion.

I...
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2006, 21:16
Replies: 103
Views: 1,040
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: How long 'till Ste get's arrested?

Ever wonder why Dace was so quiet all the way through this?
He secretly wishes to pass on the 'pedo' tag to someone else, clearly now the rightful inheriter is Ste.
Should we have a ceremony or...
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2006, 21:09
Replies: 85
Views: 989
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: GD, a hair problem

I'm pretty sure if I ever shave my head that it'll look freakishly bulbous, pitted and scared and will cause people to immediately assume I'm some sort of...
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2006, 20:44
Replies: 103
Views: 1,040
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: How long 'till Ste get's arrested?

"Erm....could you be more specific?"
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2006, 16:24
Replies: 103
Views: 1,040
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: How long 'till Ste get's arrested?

You should write for Brass Eye or something my dear fellow. :D



Nah, they'd just go around and start drawing colons next to the 'P' to disguse themselves as internet nerds who went too far
:P
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2006, 16:18
Replies: 103
Views: 1,040
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: How long 'till Ste get's arrested?

Maybe we can paint all the pedos black.
No wait, thats taken....orange...not wait....pink! Pink pedos. Easier to spot and we can descriminate based on colour once again :D
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2006, 16:17
Replies: 103
Views: 1,040
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: How long 'till Ste get's arrested?

Well how would someone know if you had no intention of meeting her is the question, we all know you were kidding around (we hope) but it wouldn't have looked that way from the point of view of an...
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2006, 16:04
Replies: 103
Views: 1,040
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: How long 'till Ste get's arrested?

It's in effect in the UK, nothing specific that I can find in Ireland I must say...which is surprising considering the rampant bumming of our children for the past 60 years.



What I've gleamed...
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2006, 15:35
Replies: 103
Views: 1,040
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: How long 'till Ste get's arrested?

Meeting a 13 year old girl from the Internet is not illigal.

Only ****ing her is.


The Protection of Children Bill will make it an offence to set up meetings with under-16s via internet...
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2006, 00:39
Replies: 103
Views: 1,040
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: How long 'till Ste get's arrested?

Of course! *cough*

Mod's any chance of making this an actual poll?


Perhaps I'll have to write a string of offensive racist personal attacks on underage girls to get their attention...
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2006, 00:36
Replies: 103
Views: 1,040
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: How long 'till Ste get's arrested?

The question mark saves me my good man. Thank god for the question mark.
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2006, 00:22
Replies: 103
Views: 1,040
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: How long 'till Ste get's arrested?

I think you'll find I never expressed any interest in underage girls apart from the hilarity that ensued from their abuse of the english language.
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2006, 00:20
Replies: 103
Views: 1,040
Posted By IncubusGod
How long 'till Ste get's arrested?

New poll for GD today.

How long until Ste get's arrested for grooming underage girls on the inner-net?

a) 32minutes due to being ratted out.

b) 33 minutes because ammy is really 'Detective...
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2006, 00:09
Replies: 27
Views: 518
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Some help please

That's cause they are afraid red blobs will make your cancer angry...
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2006, 00:03
Replies: 85
Views: 989
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: GD, a hair problem

You bum men and have pretentious tendencies, 'decent' is not something you're qualified to judge.
Forum: General Discussions 10 May 2006, 20:50
Replies: 85
Views: 989
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: GD, a hair problem

You'll miss it when it's gone. Abuse it while you can.

I shouldn't think it'd be hard to find some styling gel/wax/mousse/goop that would do the job, there seems to be more and more of the stuff...
Forum: General Discussions 10 May 2006, 20:46
Replies: 283
Views: 3,343
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Dace Paradise

I can guarantee that there is a team of horney techo-geeks working feverishly as we speak to remedy that...




Somewhat yes, I was feeling very clever when I wrote it. Now though, I'm not so...
Forum: General Discussions 10 May 2006, 20:05
Replies: 283
Views: 3,343
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Dace Paradise

Have you read the rest of this thread? Yes it's wrong but it doesn't stop most people on here. Well...technically it's wrong till her next birthday.

I think it's just that she's the only girl on...
Forum: General Discussions 10 May 2006, 19:58
Replies: 283
Views: 3,343
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Dace Paradise

Holy crap! A girl!

*watches as pig trips over himeself to impress and Dace goes worryingly silent*

Hmm, I had hoped we'd get some of them on here...though perhaps more the incomprehensible...
Forum: General Discussions 10 May 2006, 01:26
Replies: 283
Views: 3,343
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Dace Paradise

You just said "eep"....you ****ing child you.
Forum: General Discussions 10 May 2006, 01:17
Replies: 57
Views: 1,215
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: look what i did

As if you needed to expend the calories you did while walking...
Forum: General Discussions 9 May 2006, 21:26
Replies: 283
Views: 3,343
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Dace Paradise

I vote we try to find the most incomprehensible statement on these, the future generations, little plague pages.

I nominate:
Forum: General Discussions 9 May 2006, 17:50
Replies: 283
Views: 3,343
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Dace Paradise

See who can groom the most teen-females in 24 hours?

"23 arrested in online pedo competition shocker!"
Forum: General Discussions 9 May 2006, 17:37
Replies: 283
Views: 3,343
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Dace Paradise

So they try to add you because your email looks vaugely "youth-ish"?

I used to get added by gaggles of early teen girls a while back with my old hotmail, mainly because I was listed as a 'Brian'...
Forum: General Discussions 9 May 2006, 17:28
Replies: 283
Views: 3,343
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Dace Paradise

This made my eyes bleed and my brain sad.



:O 15 year old slut eh?
Dace, get in there.
Forum: General Discussions 9 May 2006, 16:22
Replies: 35
Views: 556
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Holy Mother Of God!

Clémence Poésy, google that name for images and you'll get bewbs within about 3 pictures. Which leads me to believe that Harry Potter fans are perverts mainly.

Though this thread also led me to...
Forum: General Discussions 9 May 2006, 15:58
Replies: 35
Views: 556
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Holy Mother Of God!

Dace, you should change your 'Location' to Hitting Emma's Bottom perhaps...?
Forum: General Discussions 9 May 2006, 04:10
Replies: 13
Views: 660
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: The story of my dislocated shoulder

Argggggggggggggggggghhhh.


Beat him in the face while he sleeps. It's the only way to be fair.
Karma will like you for that.
Forum: General Discussions 9 May 2006, 04:06
Replies: 79
Views: 3,416
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Keira Knightley

She's boney and needs a feed
Forum: General Discussions 9 May 2006, 04:04
Replies: 35
Views: 556
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Holy Mother Of God!

So that thing of you tying to distance yourself from the pedo thing, and illustrate how sick you were of it is out the window then?
Forum: General Discussions 8 May 2006, 19:39
Replies: 36
Views: 388
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Living like this is a full-time business

I honestly wish you nothing but good luck in trying to get yourself and your life on track.
Forum: General Discussions 6 May 2006, 21:31
Replies: 9
Views: 449
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Super-Night-Time-Vokda-Induced-Freak-Out!

Nope, he fails to recall who he gave it to or excactly where he did it. But it was his rent money by all accounts. So, ironically, he may end up homeless for his efforts.

He is still getting the...
Forum: General Discussions 6 May 2006, 19:58
Replies: 9
Views: 449
Posted By IncubusGod
Super-Night-Time-Vokda-Induced-Freak-Out!

Now that I'm getting on in years and am no longer a young pup, delighted by the prospects of strange drunken adventure filled nights out with my friends, I've forgotten how entertaining they can...
Forum: General Discussions 5 May 2006, 22:46
Replies: 36
Views: 737
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Hell is..

I concurr and volunteer...
Forum: General Discussions 5 May 2006, 16:20
Replies: 25
Views: 367
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Year-ish out.

I had the very same thing happen to me, I just lazed about for a month and enjoyed myself, then got a job. Saved up a bunch 'o money then pissed off abroad when the classes were over.
Getting quite...
Forum: General Discussions 5 May 2006, 04:12
Replies: 61
Views: 1,368
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Wanker of the Month - April Nominations

I nominate Colin Jackson.

Mainly for being a closet homo, but mostly for ****ing my uncle.
Forum: General Discussions 5 May 2006, 04:08
Replies: 15
Views: 438
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Boris Johnson in an England shirt!

No, it's just your elderly memory..."it was better in our day" syndrome.
Forum: General Discussions 5 May 2006, 04:06
Replies: 79
Views: 3,416
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Keira Knightley

I'd do her, but only cause she looks very similar to Natalie Portman...so much so that they both played Queen Amildala in Star Wars, but Natalie only got the credit.
Forum: General Discussions 4 May 2006, 17:17
Replies: 21
Views: 280
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: How green a driver are you?

Not owning a car would make you a very economical driver, no?
Forum: General Discussions 4 May 2006, 17:13
Replies: 15
Views: 438
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Boris Johnson in an England shirt!

That genuinely made me laugh my arse off. Brilliant.
He even runs like an epileptic giraffe.
Forum: General Discussions 3 May 2006, 11:40
Replies: 28
Views: 529
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Bird Games

You were driving hard at the bird in a metal box on wheels that weighs over a tonne, did you think you'd mearly fluff it's feathers or something?

When I was working for a company based out in the...
Forum: General Discussions 3 May 2006, 04:05
Replies: 9
Views: 241
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Gift of the Gadd

Is it just me or does he even look evil?:O (http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41625000/jpg/_41625068_glitter_bbcgrab203.jpg)
Forum: General Discussions 2 May 2006, 16:02
Replies: 28
Views: 291
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Happy 1. May!

This isn't a bad idea actually. Let's get him a policemans uniform...

Where's Britt Ekland when you need her?
Forum: General Discussions 2 May 2006, 15:57
Replies: 30
Views: 528
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: The most hideous website ever?

Nah that's a good thing, else we'd be up to our nutsacks in velociraptors.
Forum: General Discussions 2 May 2006, 15:50
Replies: 51
Views: 954
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: [very long]Peak Oil

Well the Peak Oil issue has been coming to prominance on the net and in the media over the past number of months (if not a few years), it's just that perhaps now people are taking more notice.
And...
Forum: General Discussions 2 May 2006, 15:46
Replies: 28
Views: 291
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Happy 1. May!

Unlike you barbaric little so and so's, we don't burn effigies of people.

May Day heralds the Celtic summer. Back in the day it celebrated the festival of Beltaine, which was like a giant hippy...
Forum: General Discussions 2 May 2006, 15:39
Replies: 9
Views: 241
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Gift of the Gadd

Actually look at some of his singles:

"1973 "Do You Wanna Touch Me? (Oh Yeah)" Ironically the first thing he said in Thailand.

"1973 "I Love You Love Me Love" The second thing he said in...
Forum: General Discussions 2 May 2006, 15:26
Replies: 28
Views: 291
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Happy 1. May!

Here in this part of Ireland we have bonfires on the eve of May the 1st, harks back to ye 'ol pagan times. Unlike the anglecized Dubliners who have bonfires when the English do.

Ahh there's...
Forum: General Discussions 2 May 2006, 15:08
Replies: 9
Views: 241
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Gift of the Gadd

Oh look! It worked for Michael Jackson, I might work for me!!
Pssh, to be honest I don't believe a word he has to say. Blaming the media for making this all up? So what did they do? Plant a bunch of...
Forum: General Discussions 2 May 2006, 15:00
Replies: 51
Views: 954
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: [very long]Peak Oil

Pssh I was under the impression we all had read that many moons ago when it was posted here and most other places on the internet.
Doesn't anyone know how to start a mass panic these days? I mean,...
Forum: General Discussions 1 May 2006, 16:03
Replies: 28
Views: 791
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: help a guy win a bet

Jealous much? :P
Forum: General Discussions 1 May 2006, 16:02
Replies: 21
Views: 363
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Last Nail in the Coffin

Twenty bucks says he finds a woman exactly like her to replace her within a month. Personality wise.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Apr 2006, 21:15
Replies: 12
Views: 300
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Masters

All you need now is your MErcyless qualification and you can rule the world!!!
Forum: General Discussions 28 Apr 2006, 21:12
Replies: 28
Views: 791
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: help a guy win a bet

It was in two newspapers I read this morning, so no doubt that gave him a little more of a push. Has to be a con.
I'm sure whoever that actually is in the photo will have been surprised to be...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Apr 2006, 17:06
Replies: 9
Views: 251
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Nerves...

Heh, well aside for the stirling suggestions of prescription drugs, alcohol, cough syrup and jogging...I managed not to arrive a pissed up druggie, panting, sweating and reeking of a bottle of...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Apr 2006, 07:12
Replies: 9
Views: 251
Posted By IncubusGod
Nerves...

I have a job interview today, a pretty bid deal for me.
If I get it, it'll be a decent job, paying more than decent wages (which I've never had before) and a stable contract for at least 2 years....
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2006, 20:00
Replies: 94
Views: 1,302
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: word up faggots

Did you know this?


It actually has LESS calories than a pint of semi-skimmed milk.
Though I can't see myself drinking 8 pints of semi-skimmed milk in a night. Strange how we manage it with...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2006, 19:57
Replies: 23
Views: 335
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: How do you fight stress?

I just wait until the flustration builds to a point where it collapses on itself into that emotional black hole that exists where my heart should be.
Ahh...there we go.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2006, 19:55
Replies: 57
Views: 729
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: I think I might have a job ;o

So you've settled back into your old routine already then eh?




Piggy, go for it. You'll get less and less chances to do something like this the older you get. And if you utterly hate the...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2006, 12:11
Replies: 28
Views: 791
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: help a guy win a bet

Did the same and it's going up quite fast. If it's genuine the guy could be in for his little sex session sooner than he thinks.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2006, 12:08
Replies: 30
Views: 528
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: The most hideous website ever?

That's is AWESOMENESS incarnate.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2006, 02:43
Replies: 9
Views: 244
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: microphone problems

I was playing Battlefield 2 recently and found it strange that no-one was acknowledging what I said over the mic.
Many little tweaks later I realised the ****ing thing wasn't plugged in correctly...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Apr 2006, 03:15
Replies: 18
Views: 466
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: [Game/Link]Play Deal or No Deal...

I'm sure the American version is a travesty of a thing. As for the aussies, anything I've seen of theirs just mirrors the states.
Shows like these only work when they are tacky little things to...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Apr 2006, 03:09
Replies: 5
Views: 340
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: It might come out crap

You're a one man thread Blasto.

I've heard nothing but bad reviews from friends. Thankfully they are usually wrong about such things so I plan on seeing it at some point.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Apr 2006, 03:08
Replies: 48
Views: 382
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Today was an historic one

Am I the only one who has no clue what the **** any of that means?
Forum: General Discussions 26 Apr 2006, 03:03
Replies: 26
Views: 1,701
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: I'm in love with Milla Jovovich

She's puuurrrrrdy.
Looks impressive, a new style of film making at least.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Apr 2006, 02:59
Replies: 18
Views: 466
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: [Game/Link]Play Deal or No Deal...

Cha ching! (http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f125/Listing_to_one_side/750k.jpg)

First (and most likely last) go. Though at least I didn't have to look at Noel Edmonds.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Apr 2006, 22:43
Replies: 20
Views: 383
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: hmmmmm :/

Come to our resort where it rains body parts...


Can you blame her?
Forum: General Discussions 24 Apr 2006, 22:19
Replies: 48
Views: 382
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Today was an historic one

Would you believe I am too*. How the tables have turned! Muhaha.








*That is if I don't get this superawsomefantastic job (i.e. pays a lot of money and isn't dealing with people) I have...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Apr 2006, 19:33
Replies: 48
Views: 382
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Today was an historic one

Good on ya. Just remember you'll be paying taxes the rest of your life, and even when you're dead. So **** 'em.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Apr 2006, 19:12
Replies: 36
Views: 346
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: The Official T&F Fan Club Thread

I'm sorry but if you're starting a little fan club and an appreciation thread, shouldn't you at least spell his name correctly?
Forum: General Discussions 24 Apr 2006, 19:10
Replies: 48
Views: 382
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Today was an historic one

You know you always could just sign on the dole as soon as you finish ;)


And Johnny, the kids are growing up. Soon their spirits will be crushed under the weight of the real world and they'll...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Apr 2006, 17:12
Replies: 31
Views: 620
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Suggestions for photo gallery domain name?

Why not branch into photography for lesbians?

www.clickandflick.com
Forum: General Discussions 21 Apr 2006, 15:56
Replies: 31
Views: 620
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Suggestions for photo gallery domain name?

www.omghighclassphotosthatarentpics.com then
Forum: General Discussions 21 Apr 2006, 15:43
Replies: 31
Views: 620
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Suggestions for photo gallery domain name?

How bout some more info? Any particular style of photography? Any specific look you're going for?

Or should we just start saying stuff like www.omgpics!!!.com
Forum: General Discussions 21 Apr 2006, 15:40
Replies: 14
Views: 532
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: A saw in a pie

So her minge was 'da bomb' then?





Ugh, I can't believe I typed that. I'll get me coat....
Forum: General Discussions 21 Apr 2006, 15:37
Replies: 53
Views: 912
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Overrated

The whole 'Sex with a Virgin' thing, I'm pretty sure that if it's hyped it's hyped only with regards to a guy doing a female virgin.
Not sure I know any girls who would like to be doing some guy...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Apr 2006, 17:09
Replies: 32
Views: 643
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: [rant]Idiots Stockton Style

There's only one answer.....FIRE!
Forum: General Discussions 19 Apr 2006, 23:17
Replies: 57
Views: 1,163
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: What extension are you?

.exe

So what? I can be used to infect idiots who click on email attachements?
Handy to know I guess...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Apr 2006, 01:27
Replies: 7
Views: 567
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Wakkawakkawakka

Erm....college kids have too much time on their hands...

Shouldn't they be having promiscous sex and drinking?
Forum: General Discussions 17 Apr 2006, 19:33
Replies: 16
Views: 428
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: The Queen

While watching a documentary on Channel 4 one night it was revealed that the Queen of England is actually related to her husband that Duke of Dork in 127 ways.
And they are infact cousins by several...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Apr 2006, 19:49
Replies: 92
Views: 904
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Gentlemen, The Queen!

May I remind you, like alot of people on here, I'm not British...

Why would I wish well an old lucky fart of a woman, who's only reason to exist is to hold an irrelevant office, weilding power...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Apr 2006, 19:46
Replies: 99
Views: 2,064
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: What Are You Listening to RIGHT NOW !

The Chalets - Nightrocker
Forum: General Discussions 15 Apr 2006, 19:42
Replies: 92
Views: 904
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Gentlemen, The Queen!

Can I wish her ill?
Forum: General Discussions 13 Apr 2006, 16:54
Replies: 11
Views: 422
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: God bless filthy catholicism

I remember Deffeh came here a few years back on a Easter break, bout the age of 17/18. And went off on a rant about how the pubs were closed on Good Friday, that Ireland was hysterical about religion...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Apr 2006, 21:23
Replies: 168
Views: 1,967
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Men who pay for sex are 'as bad as child abusers' - MP Fiona Mactaggart

I was under the impression that was included in the Premium Business Class membership.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Apr 2006, 19:42
Replies: 24
Views: 362
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Guitar Hero

One of the main topics of converstaion that exists between everyone while playing the game is lists of songs that should be on it.
Or on the next one.

So far the main outrage amongst my own...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Apr 2006, 04:49
Replies: 16
Views: 577
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: someone please do this

Hah.
I recall catching bluebottles as a kid (with my cousins) and trying to tie bits of thread to them, only once did we ever succeed in getting a fly hooked up without mashing it, hurting it,...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Apr 2006, 04:39
Replies: 168
Views: 1,967
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Men who pay for sex are 'as bad as child abusers' - MP Fiona Mactaggart

How do you 'stongly' vote for something? Press the pen down on the sheet of paper really really hard?
Forum: General Discussions 11 Apr 2006, 04:37
Replies: 24
Views: 362
Posted By IncubusGod
Guitar Hero

Anyone else had a chance to play this little game? I realise it's been out in the US and Japan for eons, but us Europeans had to wait till this week.
Guitar Hero kicks your ass....
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2006, 21:10
Replies: 9
Views: 354
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: #1 Thing a Friend of yours has done that you wish was you

A very good friend of mine did something similar when he ended up in a lapdancing club. Instead of oogling the girls he tried to "save" them all, reccomending they go to college etc.
It went on for...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Apr 2006, 19:12
Replies: 25
Views: 352
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Specialist street drugs

Perhaps he's bored.

Perhaps illicit substances suffer from the same thing as everything else in our lives, the same old thing gets tiresome after a while. Which is kind of funny/ironic/sobering...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Apr 2006, 01:25
Replies: 196
Views: 5,457
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: I'm sick and tired of ****ing chavs/knackers/pikeys/scumbags...whatever you call them

Just when I was getting over this...a bump.

Murder. Death. Kill.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Apr 2006, 00:26
Replies: 42
Views: 806
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: the only ytmnd thing that has made me smile so far

That myspace one if a remake of a remake of the original which was shit.

The best one is the one with the vaugely cute chick in it.

This one....
Forum: General Discussions 4 Apr 2006, 22:08
Replies: 37
Views: 361
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Poker

I shall be taking it's advice for a laugh the next time I'm playing in real life, mainly just to **** with the heads of the "serious" players (i.e. Ones who think they are awesome, but are infact...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Apr 2006, 02:19
Replies: 14
Views: 494
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: So , Moussaoui is eligible to face the death penalty

Well he seems to hope and wish that they do execute him so he can attain martyordom, and hence admitted to things he'd previously denied and contradicted his own defence team.
I doubt he'll get a...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Apr 2006, 20:13
Replies: 15
Views: 459
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: alki, do you remember:

Still though...yikes
Forum: General Discussions 3 Apr 2006, 19:39
Replies: 37
Views: 361
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Poker

72o is the greatest hand in the entire damn game. Worship at the temple of 72o (http://72off.cjb.net/) heathen!
Forum: General Discussions 2 Apr 2006, 05:09
Replies: 37
Views: 361
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Poker

Played last night while drunk with friends in real life, won €90 somehow. Haven't played online in an age. Got sick of it.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Apr 2006, 19:44
Replies: 14
Views: 775
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Murder Statistics

Seems like you're not the only one who's having issues. Can't find much detail, sorry.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Apr 2006, 19:41
Replies: 19
Views: 515
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: wrong order? WRONG ORDER?!

I think that's how they make the bulk of their money, ripping off drunk people who they assume won't realise. Problem comes when you get a wasted person who also is a mean drunk.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Apr 2006, 19:38
Replies: 14
Views: 775
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Murder Statistics

For which country?
Forum: General Discussions 31 Mar 2006, 18:19
Replies: 29
Views: 361
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: body language

That was my gripe really, I'm not discounting body language but there are plenty of people who treat little bits of information like that as gospel. And they just deserve a slap.

I recalled...
Forum: General Discussions 31 Mar 2006, 17:57
Replies: 38
Views: 513
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: One for Pig

I'm just finding it hard to understand why they consider it actually 'immoral' rather than perhaps undesirable or unfullfilling.
Immoral means that it's something nasty, vile and above all wrong....
Forum: General Discussions 31 Mar 2006, 03:22
Replies: 29
Views: 361
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: body language

A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing. A friends girlfriend thought she knew it all because she'd read a book on body language.

So she would do things like accuse you of lying if you closed...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Mar 2006, 01:06
Replies: 57
Views: 1,051
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Snakes on a Plane (2006)

The phrase is "First against the wall when the revolution comes". I'm sure it originated back in the day, no amount of googling will give a definite answer.
However, I am sure that most if not all...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Mar 2006, 20:12
Replies: 57
Views: 1,051
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Snakes on a Plane (2006)

So that'll be two film titles you've taken (*cough*ripped off*cough*) from bands then?



(Even though Radiohead took *cough* 'first against the wall' from Douglas Adams)

Should one genre...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Mar 2006, 14:31
Replies: 57
Views: 1,051
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Snakes on a Plane (2006)

So it's like the Guns of Navarone, only with large black men and their arsenals rather than large Nazi weapons?

P.S. That's an awful title, and not in a good "snakes on a plane" way.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Mar 2006, 14:28
Replies: 45
Views: 624
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: [E-Mail]90s Kid

****ing children...*



*ment in an insulting way to "90's kids" and not in a 'Dace' way.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Mar 2006, 09:54
Replies: 57
Views: 1,051
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Snakes on a Plane (2006)

Best name for a film ever, will be awsome*. I don't think I'll bother to pay to see it though....although, I have always wanted to see Samuel L. Jackson shoot a cobra in the face with a tazer.


...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Mar 2006, 09:49
Replies: 90
Views: 1,979
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Have you ever been arrested?

Been in the back of a squad car, but only after me and a friend got mugged. They drove us to the hospital.
Got a 'talking to' by a cop once for using a traffic cone as a makeshift microphone...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Mar 2006, 20:40
Replies: 13
Views: 389
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: how to waste time

Interesting...I like it in a useless kinda way
Forum: General Discussions 24 Mar 2006, 17:00
Replies: 14
Views: 528
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Kember Freed

They had been working with the Christian Peacemaker Teams, a group which is opposed to the war in Iraq and has been critical of the treatment of the detainees in U.S. and Iraqi government jails.
...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Mar 2006, 02:13
Replies: 45
Views: 1,146
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Go Bush Go!

$8,960,000,000,000

^That's how much the U.S. will owe now. That's ludicrous.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Mar 2006, 01:51
Replies: 58
Views: 941
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: dumbest injury

Actually it was two nights ago.

Two guys tried to mug me, one pulled out a knife. I legged it and kept running for a while.
Still running a little later I cliped both heels together and went...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Mar 2006, 19:46
Replies: 79
Views: 1,089
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Do not Panic. Do not Run. Step calmly into your pre-prepared coffin.

So that translates as "we can attack whoever we want, whenever we want, if our 'interests' are threatened".
But to be honest, unless there's some major attack on US soil and/or something hideous...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Mar 2006, 06:26
Replies: 15
Views: 513
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Lightsaber Battle

Thought is didn't look that well 'commited' and intense at first but you soon get into it. Well done and good effects :up:
Forum: General Discussions 15 Mar 2006, 20:04
Replies: 82
Views: 584
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Israel prison break

You really have just become a hideous troll now haven't you.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Mar 2006, 20:02
Replies: 82
Views: 584
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Israel prison break

Yes, because invariably your troops impose a will that only serves your own interests



Yes, because your troops occupy and enforce a will that only serves your own interests.


They were...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Mar 2006, 19:30
Replies: 6
Views: 309
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Classical Rockout Yo

Japanese mullet sporting 80's style widdler...how unique and interesting. [/sarcasm]
Forum: General Discussions 7 Mar 2006, 20:48
Replies: 31
Views: 486
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Drunken Sex

Well the point I was making was tin relation to that recent case in the UK which sparked all this, where a woman claimed she was raped while drunk, but couldn't remember giving consent or not and...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Mar 2006, 19:12
Replies: 31
Views: 486
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Drunken Sex

I had drunken sex on friday night. Are the less harsh penalities if you don't get specific oral or written consent...but don't enjoy it? (that's more a joke than anything)

And another question, if...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Mar 2006, 17:23
Replies: 18
Views: 269
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Thhhhe Simmmmmpsons...

Erm, interesting. I guess. Even if it is just a Sky ad and not what The Sun claims it is.

On a side note, can we please burn out the offices of 'The Sun? Please??
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2006, 20:05
Replies: 31
Views: 505
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Action buffs: two interesting looking movies out in the UK this year

V for Vendetta has Stephen Fry in it...

You say taught action thriller...you don't think Stephen Fry really do you?

What exactly is he going to do? Boggle the evil opressors with some clever...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2006, 03:16
Replies: 15
Views: 329
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Lynx "Click"

If I could get one specifically to twat across the face of Bennifer until he bleeds crying on the floor...then it would be worth the money.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2006, 17:56
Replies: 39
Views: 417
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Should have had more sex

Dammit! I thought we had a good 'ol fashioned witch burning there...


Though it doesn't change the fact that you acted like a cock, pig. But I hear women love bastards, so you should be tit high...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2006, 00:35
Replies: 16
Views: 303
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: What a Silly Arse !

This man is the most untalented lump of shite that's hit the public in recent years. At least if he goes to prison now we won't have to hear about him for a while.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2006, 06:06
Replies: 50
Views: 1,565
Posted By IncubusGod
Forum: General Discussions 25 Feb 2006, 03:43
Replies: 34
Views: 598
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: American Taliban

Well to be honest it's not limited to the U.S., but there seems to be quite alot of it there.
And really, no matter what we say we'll never change their minds. I don't like to think about it.
What...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Feb 2006, 03:11
Replies: 24
Views: 397
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: OK im slihjtly drunk ...

Well sending a sarcastic email to management above you is generally going to get you in the shit, mainly because they feel you are insulting their authority. This view is cock, but what can you do?...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Feb 2006, 01:10
Replies: 7
Views: 255
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: The Mother-in-Law

It ran on the british TV network 'Bravo' each weekend for about a billion years some time ago. That and the only other vaugely sex related yet crap films, such as Vampyros Lesbos...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Feb 2006, 01:07
Replies: 34
Views: 598
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: American Taliban

I wouldn't say it's anti-america, I'd say it's anti-american-christian-fundamentalists.
Wow, that's a lot of hyphens.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Feb 2006, 00:17
Replies: 13
Views: 802
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: me, curry's and a philips LS1200 computer

I've built all my own PC's for the past couple of years and they've been better quality, more reliable and a hell of alot less expensive than standard manufacturers.
It's really the best option,...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Feb 2006, 22:49
Replies: 34
Views: 598
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: American Taliban

Actually I'm thinking scary for the most part, funny for some...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Feb 2006, 22:34
Replies: 20
Views: 458
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: It was me!

Funny alright. Especially if it turns out to be money from the raid. They could just be hideously unlucky and have gotten the money from that depot legitimately in the time before the robbery.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Feb 2006, 04:16
Replies: 28
Poll: Yes or No
Views: 425
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Yes or No

I'm getting the impression this is going to result in Dace quitting his job...

As if there aren't enough unemployed people on GD.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Feb 2006, 00:11
Replies: 20
Views: 458
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: It was me!

Threatening an 8 year old boy with a gun and telling him he'd be killed doesn't seem to fit in to your theory that no-one was really hurt.
Some wounds are more than physical, especially for a child.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Feb 2006, 21:31
Replies: 20
Views: 458
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: It was me!

Generally highly organised gangs such as this have a plan for laundering this cash, though I'm not sure if they had planned on stealing quite this much. They even had to leave some behind.
The only...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Feb 2006, 02:50
Replies: 8
Views: 291
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: The IKEA adverts

I'm just googling for 'crash' as it should turn up some entertaining things.

Such as this crash. (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2837609616092440398&q=crash) Or this lot....
Forum: General Discussions 23 Feb 2006, 02:09
Replies: 7
Views: 447
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Thieves

Aren't most other news agencies reporting it was £40million?

Like Sky (http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1213144,00.html)

Interesting heist though, well planned, well executed and...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Feb 2006, 20:50
Replies: 15
Views: 439
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: I am a prayer warrior!

I take it that's the American version of wife swap thing.
Yeah that was messed up alright. You just feel bad for the kids, having that pig headed (and pig bodied) lump of insanity infulence and...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Feb 2006, 20:39
Replies: 15
Views: 318
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Looking for an excuse

How about "I've been finding it very hard (tears in the eyes moment) recently, I've been quite down. I've had some bad problems at home/personal life. I mean I just get so flustrated and angry at...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Feb 2006, 00:52
Replies: 54
Views: 974
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: To increse activity

Took it again, seemed to be different questions for the most part. Ended up with Abe Lincon.

Mother Teresa and Abe Lincon...

So I'm a small Macedonian bearded guy witha heart of gold, who'll be...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Feb 2006, 19:46
Replies: 38
Views: 437
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Education as opposed to innate intelligence

It's a ploy to get the attention of the authority figure he has a man-crush on.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Feb 2006, 19:43
Replies: 7
Views: 190
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Online Scams evolve!

Relatively. They're still pond scum, but slightly smarter pond scum who prey on tadpoles.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Feb 2006, 19:39
Replies: 17
Views: 653
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: [Football] Alan Smith

Eurgh. Didn't see it at all, wasn't around a TV this weekend.
Sounds bad.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Feb 2006, 19:29
Replies: 54
Views: 974
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: To increse activity

Mother Teresa...are you ****ing kidding me?!
Forum: General Discussions 20 Feb 2006, 19:16
Replies: 3
Views: 263
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: I'm going undercover.

Spotsylvania sounds made up. Perhaps it's a make believe land of misfits and hicks.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Feb 2006, 19:15
Replies: 14
Views: 649
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: So , erm , those Muslim protests

Lovely.

But if he was skinny perhaps he could have gotten away.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Feb 2006, 18:54
Replies: 106
Views: 1,304
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: to increase activity 2 (political compass again)

Economic Left/Right: -3.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.74

Of Nelson Mandela, Ghandi and....Yahwe it seems.
I've become less economically liberal, but more libertarian it seems..how very...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2006, 23:04
Replies: 58
Views: 868
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: [Rant] Ex-Girlfriend

I do have a question though, why did you let a bizzare weirdo chick who just drove 300 miles to your house without telling you and waited for you to emerge stay in your house unsupervised?!
If this...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2006, 00:43
Replies: 27
Views: 545
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: ITT you show off your surrealism skillz

Listless paradigms shuffle off nuclear secrets
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2006, 00:32
Replies: 20
Views: 526
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: US tells UN to **** off. World not surprised.

I love the way the invesitgators demanded to visit Guantanamo with unrestricted access. The US denined them this saying they could visit but under supervision and no direct personal access to...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Feb 2006, 23:14
Replies: 282
Views: 5,365
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Get in my son

So...


Are you just sitting there with your arms crossed scowling at the screen now?

Good use of the defence.

Anyway, trust me, everyone will be happier when it comes in. Non smokers wont...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Feb 2006, 23:00
Replies: 282
Views: 5,365
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Get in my son

Again this comes down to one main fundamental problem in this debate. The legislation is not being introduced to impinge on civil liberties or because smokers 'annoy' other people. It's being...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Feb 2006, 22:50
Replies: 282
Views: 5,365
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Total smoking ban passed (previously "Get in my son")

Grammaticaly fixed when re-read. And that is esentially the argument put forward. Anti-Smoking ban people claim it's the right to smoke whenever and wherever they want.
Irregardless of anyone else...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Feb 2006, 22:41
Replies: 282
Views: 5,365
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Get in my son

The crux of the argument, I thought, was that employees of such establishments have to endure the smoke and have little choice in the matter.
Protecting public health will always be a goal of...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Feb 2006, 22:26
Replies: 119
Views: 2,596
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Valentines Day

I got two pity* cards! I rock. :D





*P.s. Pity cards are cards sent by female friends who have no romantic intentions but thought it might be a nice jesture as I have no girlfriend on...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Feb 2006, 22:20
Replies: 282
Views: 5,365
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Total smoking ban passed (previously "Get in my son")

And in other news there is no actual evidence that car crashes can be bad for your health. This and more made up shite at 11.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Feb 2006, 04:59
Replies: 119
Views: 2,596
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Valentines Day

Nothing says "be quiet and go to sleep so mommy and daddy can put the beef in the taco" like mashed up sleeping pills in apple juice.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Feb 2006, 04:06
Replies: 68
Views: 971
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: WoW beater?

Am I the only person on the internet who doesnt play WoW?
Forum: General Discussions 14 Feb 2006, 04:04
Replies: 119
Views: 2,596
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Valentines Day

Well...it's here and I seem to be hocking my possessions on eBay. How very romantic.
Hah.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Feb 2006, 04:02
Replies: 17
Views: 715
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: asda does valentines day

There was an ad on TV just now for Tesco, showing a bunch of 12 red roses for £4.99
Who is this aimed at? Smitten tramps and the homless?
Forum: General Discussions 14 Feb 2006, 04:00
Replies: 35
Views: 817
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: my job made me lose the will to live today

And so the mass of unemployed begins to grow on GD.

Now all we have to do is find something decent for us all. And not unwrapping kitkats to earn enough points to win a car...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Feb 2006, 19:55
Replies: 19
Views: 630
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Deadly Dick Strikes Again!

There is an investigation by the local sherrifs department, clearly that won't go anywhere. Though having the Vice President owe you a favour for shooting you in the face might come in handy.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Feb 2006, 19:53
Replies: 13
Views: 668
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: I got teabagged

Y'know they charge €300 for that little privalage in Prague...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Feb 2006, 03:13
Replies: 19
Views: 630
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Deadly Dick Strikes Again!

Cheneys victim didn't die....(yet)


Cue one cruise missile strike to finish the job.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Feb 2006, 19:52
Replies: 8
Views: 553
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Mobile phone unlocking

Here in Ireland there was a Communications Regulator ruling that made it against the law for mobile phone companies to charge large fees for unlocking, or even any fees at all for non-new phones....
Forum: General Discussions 12 Feb 2006, 19:50
Replies: 11
Views: 782
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Neil Entwistle was selling OpenOffice on eBay

So.....

What?
Don't buy OpenOffice on eBay or you'll end up murdering your wife and baby?
Forum: General Discussions 8 Feb 2006, 19:51
Replies: 85
Views: 1,679
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Job, what do you do?

I am unemployed. Hooray!
Offical advice recieved today from the Department of Social Welfare was that if I need money that I should sell my car. (This I listed as my only actual asset, which is...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Feb 2006, 21:32
Replies: 23
Views: 954
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Immigrant Workers

I've just lost my job.
In Dell I was one of 4 Irish people on our 70 strong manufacturing line. Most others were Estonian, Latvian, Lithuanian and Polish.
Of the entire 4000 people who work in the...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Feb 2006, 21:16
Replies: 20
Views: 832
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: I ran the risk

She was probably looking through the peep hole she's placed in your wall and waiting to 'catch you' when you ventured into the hall.
Dirty pervert.
Slap her.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Feb 2006, 05:41
Replies: 30
Views: 829
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: so its a saturday night...

It's 4am and I went out and didn't drink tonight. I spent 3 hours getting ignored and berated by a mates girl because I invited him to see a burlesque night last night. He didn't go.
I now have a...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2006, 18:00
Replies: 23
Views: 958
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Place Your Bets

Plus I'm sure they don't want massive casualites that invading a massive and fanatical country like Iran would cause.
Especially for Zionists. Plus the fact it would destablilise the entire region,...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Feb 2006, 19:57
Replies: 18
Views: 739
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: [Very Long] My OCD Friend

Well he's a grown man now to be honest, sometimes it's hard to watch someone **** up their lives but to be honest what could you do?
If he's such a retard with money, then it doesn't look like...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2006, 22:13
Replies: 61
Views: 1,622
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: [BBC news]were they right?

Erm, correct me if I'm wrong but aren't Christianity, Islam and Judaism all branches steming from Abraham. And don't they all worship Abrahams 'one true' God. So, the same one?
So....if they all...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2006, 00:33
Replies: 17
Views: 1,725
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: kinda funny..

There was a printed email in work today, sitting on my workbench. It had similar things with Mr.T in place of Mr. Norris.

Most were terrible.

Though I liked the one "Mr. T was fired from the...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2006, 00:31
Replies: 82
Views: 3,464
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: How to dump your girlfriend in 3 easy steps (for pig!)

Is it wrong that when my boss said "There's no I in Team" today, I immediately thought of his signature.
Though I couldn't remember who's it was, I was quite tempted to say it.
Then I could have...
Forum: Clownshoe Corner 2 Feb 2006, 00:31
Replies: 82
Views: 71,503
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: How to dump your girlfriend in 3 easy steps (for pig!)

Is it wrong that when my boss said "There's no I in Team" today, I immediately thought of his signature.
Though I couldn't remember who's it was, I was quite tempted to say it.
Then I could have...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2006, 00:10
Replies: 7
Views: 602
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Google ads

I recently applied for a job streamlining and updating those ads for Google. I didn't get past the interview stage and they hired a guy with a Masters in IT to do it.
A monkey could do it.
And no,...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2006, 00:08
Replies: 1
Views: 493
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Honesty

Hah. It is funny when the real underlying opinons surface like this.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jan 2006, 23:03
Replies: 82
Views: 3,464
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: How to dump your girlfriend in 3 easy steps (for pig!)

Hah. That's quite funny actually, and quite a public place for such a thing.
:up:
Forum: Clownshoe Corner 31 Jan 2006, 23:03
Replies: 82
Views: 71,503
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: How to dump your girlfriend in 3 easy steps (for pig!)

Hah. That's quite funny actually, and quite a public place for such a thing.
:up:
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jan 2006, 07:44
Replies: 22
Views: 710
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: More online telly

Its crap, crap crap crap crap.

The woman is hot.

It's written in part by one of the guys who wrote father ted, thats why there's a crazy mad Irish man in it.

It's awful, she's hot but that's...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jan 2006, 18:20
Replies: 7
Views: 490
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Black Widow

They weren't his kids, and they were pretty much grown up when she met him.

Oh and I knew someone would ask that question, about the CD. I believe it was The Smiths.


Anyway, I decided to...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jan 2006, 06:54
Replies: 7
Views: 490
Posted By IncubusGod
Black Widow

I had to talk to a black widow tonight. U.S. time is behind us, so at 1am I got a phone call.
The black widow was on the other end.
I promised myself I wouldn't talk to her ever again, or if I did...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jan 2006, 06:12
Replies: 6
Views: 362
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: My rather ****ed biorythm.

Well it's good training if you ever are unemployed, broke and are forced to take a terrible shift work job where you end up working nights and days.
Students tend to be the best to cope and not die...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jan 2006, 19:48
Replies: 41
Views: 828
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Sattelite images of your home?

Bastards haven't any ariel or satellite shots of Limerick. Which is ironic as my father is a Cartographer and I have a large ariel photograph of the city here in my room.
*scans image*
*gives to...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jan 2006, 07:22
Replies: 8
Views: 401
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: im running out of alcohol :(

Ever think of staying sober instead?
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jan 2006, 07:21
Replies: 1
Views: 416
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: this is worth posting

At least that's something.
Instead of bothering to come up with better ways to presenting their products, of delivery and of promotion, it seems RIAA and it's other sister associations would prefer...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jan 2006, 07:18
Replies: 87
Views: 1,255
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Britain to be shot down and quarantined by the thought police

The reason people are so eager to accept the possibility of God creating the universe, having a hand in creating us and/or that there is some all powerful being is just because they are scared.
...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jan 2006, 06:37
Replies: 39
Views: 1,080
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Terrorist Regime appears to be going into Power

Well it's actually worse than the Israelies just not dealing with Fatah. Basically they tried to crush any power regieme the Palestinians had until international pressure made it impossible to ignore...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jan 2006, 05:58
Replies: 7
Views: 431
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Are they all coming out the closet...

Ummm, the fact that this guy won a by-election on a bigoted stance of not letting the gays into the commons makes this all the more hilarious in a "look who's just made everyone realise he's pond...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jan 2006, 06:45
Replies: 23
Views: 592
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: MegaTokyo Online Comic

Scary-Go-Round (http://www.scarygoround.com) is good if you like well drawn quirky, non punchline humour. More of a sit-com comic than a one liner type.

Mac Hall (http://www.machall.com/) has some...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jan 2006, 06:22
Replies: 6
Views: 367
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Dogs and Lasers

That was actually pretty good....surprisingly!

Very music video, I'm sure that's how they ply their trade. Make a cool little short and get all the 'industry' bigwigs to watch, then wait for the...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jan 2006, 06:14
Replies: 13
Views: 620
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: I'm EVIL

I think the entire fact that you've ruined the death of a main character is enough to send any nob jockey fan of that ****ing wizard into a rage.
I doubt when they are beating you with a 500 page...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jan 2006, 06:10
Replies: 47
Views: 1,731
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Find Me A Job...

Well I'm a graduate and I can't get a ****ing job because there are too many graduates. So I hate them too, and me...stupid ****er.

Actually I'm in a similar situation, my piece of shit 'tide me...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jan 2006, 06:04
Replies: 13
Views: 620
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: I'm EVIL

Beaten to it about a billion years ago by people who can ruin it for everyone, not just internet geeks.

Ta-Daaaaa! (http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=510)
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jan 2006, 05:50
Replies: 39
Views: 848
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Have you ever seen your mothers dildo?

I caught my mother buying condoms before (when I was 13), I was in my local shopping centre and went into the chemist and up to the counter. There she was with a 12 pack...which I immediatly didn't...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2006, 20:55
Replies: 35
Views: 906
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Tesco clubcard points

Could be that I guess. Nowadays there's a large amount that are eastern european girls. And you know that gene pool has a good hottie %.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2006, 19:33
Replies: 35
Views: 906
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Tesco clubcard points

What kind of supermarkets do you shop in?
I've found cashiers and checkout people are invariably younger girls/women who can be quite hot at times.
When in college I worked in a supermarket and the...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2006, 19:07
Replies: 28
Views: 750
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Could you play poker and not work?

What's about the softest (i.e. easiest bunch of players) poker site on the net these days?
I went for a croupier's job a few weeks back, texas holdem tournaments, couldn't take it as it was only one...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2006, 18:25
Replies: 71
Views: 1,790
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Euromillions

I'd not bother to put money into a club where overpaid morons kick a synthethic sphere around. I'd prefer to, y'know, throw money at the 3rd world, immunisation projects, food aid, shelter and the...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2006, 05:18
Replies: 13
Views: 766
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: My internet ****ed up and im not sure how i've made it on tonight but i have so ...

Appreciate the update, I demand you ask out more women.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2006, 01:41
Replies: 16
Views: 720
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Do you digg?

That was that fireworks factory explosion in Enschede in Holland wasn't it, the one that killed 23 people.

Obligitory BBC link (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/747762.stm)
News thingy...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2006, 01:31
Replies: 35
Views: 1,250
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Mark Oaten steps down after affair with rent boy

I thought the crux of this issue isn't that he's had sex with a guy, it's that he's gone off and hired a male prostitute.
Isn't buying sex illegal in the UK?

There's no way the papers would have...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jan 2006, 20:47
Replies: 35
Views: 1,250
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Mark Oaten steps down after affair with rent boy

So they've booted out a leader for a drink problem and someone with a rent-boy problem thought he was the better man for the job!?!?
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jan 2006, 17:11
Replies: 9
Views: 1,376
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: [TV] Honda Civic Advert

Sweet, Honda spend a shitload on ads and it's worth it for the entertainment value. Though wether or not they make you want to buy a civic...I dunno.
Not that it's not a good car, just does the ad...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jan 2006, 17:00
Replies: 25
Views: 916
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Bin Laden offers truce.

I can't really beleive that someones compared Bin Laden and Darth Vader....

Seriously people!

So when's Osama gonna start podcasting?
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jan 2006, 16:57
Replies: 21
Views: 817
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Whale lost in London. Can't hail a cab...

They've thrown it on a barge and are taking it out to sea. Causing car crashes and pedestrian deaths as people race across bridges to see the thing go underneath.
I can see The Sun's headling...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jan 2006, 16:54
Replies: 71
Views: 1,790
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Euromillions

Didn't win either.

*shakes fist at the sky*

DONT MAKE ME COME UP THERE!
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jan 2006, 16:51
Replies: 29
Views: 1,312
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Sony: the revenge

Well it was a case of I told you so ('bout the £50 thing). Sony...specificlly the Sykes callcentre that you would have been interacting with...don't like you.
At this very moment they'll have a...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jan 2006, 19:32
Replies: 21
Views: 817
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Whale lost in London. Can't hail a cab...

Perhaps, if the Japaniese don't arrive and kill it for "scientific research" first.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jan 2006, 19:09
Replies: 29
Views: 1,025
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Im a bad bad person

Heh. If you can't laugh at it...er...then it's possible you'll cry and turn emo, and cut yourself. So laugh. Or else.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jan 2006, 18:59
Replies: 21
Views: 817
Posted By IncubusGod
Whale lost in London. Can't hail a cab...

Oh noes! (http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1209846,00.html)
Is it cause I'm vaugely black? (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4631396.stm)

Slow news day for Sky News as...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jan 2006, 18:55
Replies: 16
Views: 937
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Caption Competition

"Appearing in a Panto near you soon!"
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jan 2006, 18:44
Replies: 71
Views: 1,790
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Euromillions

The odds are practically the same as to be imperceptibly different. You're still more likely to be killed by an exploding toilet at 1 in 74milllion as you are with 2 in 74million.



P.S. The...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jan 2006, 18:36
Replies: 71
Views: 1,790
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Euromillions

ditto :P

Though perhaps Antigua?

No,no I have the perfect place. Unleash this great unwashed board on Monaco in the summer...muhahahaha.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jan 2006, 18:34
Replies: 71
Views: 1,790
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Euromillions

LIsten, it's one in 74 million to one to win. No matter how many play you still have the same odds. No matter how many times it's rolled over, you still have the same odds.
But, again, you have some...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jan 2006, 03:36
Replies: 22
Views: 936
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Looks like a fun way to overcome boredom

But they will have lived...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jan 2006, 22:19
Replies: 196
Views: 5,457
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: I'm sick and tired of ****ing chavs/knackers/pikeys/scumbags...whatever you call

I love the way, just for a moment, his need to win part of an argument over-rode his attempts to type like a bad gimmick account. Generally proper english with phrases like "amuses me greatly", "well...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jan 2006, 19:08
Replies: 78
Views: 2,981
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Your Beautiful

Seconded.


Bastard.



:up:
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jan 2006, 19:03
Replies: 14
Views: 560
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: I should have done this before

Leer all over any attractive bridesmaids and ply them with alcohol...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jan 2006, 06:28
Replies: 10
Views: 753
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Titty Bang Bang

I did too and it actually was quite entertaining. I know what show I'll be watching for the next while.
Gotta love it.
(I just wanna see the hot maid wrestle with his ex wife....)
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jan 2006, 05:41
Replies: 9
Views: 533
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: [BBC News Link] Hahahahahahahaha

There's no way that America can go into Iran with any sort of support from the US public, other than support generated from some hideous terrorist attack that can be pinned on Iran.
Again, Iran...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jan 2006, 04:52
Replies: 196
Views: 5,457
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: I'm sick and tired of ****ing chavs/knackers/pikeys/scumbags...whatever you call them

Listen I would find it very difficult to believe that I would actually kill somone, pretty much impossible. However, that isn't to say I wouldn't hurt one really really badly.
So perhaps I was...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jan 2006, 04:42
Replies: 196
Views: 5,457
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: I'm sick and tired of ****ing chavs/knackers/pikeys/scumbags...whatever you call them

There was not other reason to kick both the crutches out from under me apart from to see me fall over. Then they laughed.
So clearly it was just to entertain themselves.
What a fantastic reason....
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jan 2006, 22:39
Replies: 196
Views: 5,457
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: I'm sick and tired of ****ing chavs/knackers/pikeys/scumbags...whatever you call

This isn't up for people to feel sorry for me. This is up as a rant against scumbags and chavs that make peoples lives hell because they can. And the fact that it's never any other group of people...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jan 2006, 22:36
Replies: 3
Views: 459
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: [BBC link]Like I've always said

Just one more step in the secret plot ot create a race of super soldiers...
;)
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jan 2006, 22:30
Replies: 196
Views: 5,457
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: I'm sick and tired of ****ing chavs/knackers/pikeys/scumbags...whatever you call them

im ded hard like, im 34th dan in superkaratekwando,its like more advanced dan nyone u lot can do lol
i can kill u wiveout lookin like u shud look out cause im HARD
usually wen i fight summat its...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jan 2006, 22:10
Replies: 196
Views: 5,457
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: I'm sick and tired of ****ing chavs/knackers/pikeys/scumbags...whatever you call

Yeah, I've "dun sumfink" see..cause I'm a faggot and I had a T-Shirt that says "Im GAY! Ask me how!" on each time. Never thought it was an important detail to be honest, thank you for showing me the...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jan 2006, 21:12
Replies: 20
Views: 799
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: I ****ing hate hospitals

Actually I got all my painkillers as injections into the arse, no suppositoiries thank god. Anyone find that they worked best the first day, then their effect was a hell of a lot less pronounced?
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jan 2006, 20:01
Replies: 47
Views: 1,205
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Seriously, Greenpeace, what the ****?

Only GD could take a thread about Greenpeace showing a plane crashing into a nuclear reactor, and turn it into one about drinking.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jan 2006, 19:56
Replies: 20
Views: 799
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: I ****ing hate hospitals

"Here's to Johnny, who's just recovering from massive abdominal surgery! Cheers!"

Hey, it's one less organ to soak up the alcohol, meaning a cheaper night out!




What the hell does this...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jan 2006, 19:50
Replies: 47
Views: 1,205
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Seriously, Greenpeace, what the ****?

You sir, are a national hero.

May I join your noble quest?
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jan 2006, 19:45
Replies: 20
Views: 799
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: I ****ing hate hospitals

Hey I hear you. My trip to hospital two years ago was equally as horrific.
I had severe abdominal pains and a ****ed up intestine. I was placed in semi-private room....which had 6 people in it. The...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jan 2006, 19:32
Replies: 196
Views: 5,457
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: I'm sick and tired of ****ing chavs/knackers/pikeys/scumbags...whatever you call

Well it seems most people seem to think taking on a large group on your own seems to be "the only way to show them".



Are you retarded?! I'm on crutches for a reason. Meaning I can't stand on...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jan 2006, 03:39
Replies: 196
Views: 5,457
Posted By IncubusGod
I'm sick and tired of ****ing chavs/knackers/pikeys/scumbags...whatever you call them

Years ago, when I was 12, I got the living shit kicked out of me by a gang of scumbags.
The reason? I walked past them.
Six of them, all aged from 15-17 or so. I had a black eye, bad bruising all...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jan 2006, 01:42
Replies: 19
Views: 895
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: I'm sad :(

It seems quite staged to be perfectly honest. Maybe the banter is ad-libbed for the most part but it's all quite Reality-Sit-Com'esque.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jan 2006, 00:01
Replies: 14
Views: 1,046
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: KentuckyFriedCruelty

PETA are bordering on a radical fundamentalist hate group to be honest. How in America's paranoid climate have they not been declared terrorists at some point?
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jan 2006, 23:08
Replies: 19
Views: 895
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: I'm sad :(

Umm, unless the thief has sex with the person they sell it to, it's collateral damage that's not very nice.
"I'll give you £20 fer it"
"Nah mate, £30"
"'Fraid not, £20's my limit"
"'A'right, £20...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jan 2006, 02:43
Replies: 19
Views: 895
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: I'm sad :(

It'll always end up in someones hands. That's the problem. Scum.

What we need is a car stereo that explodes if removed from the dashboard. I'd buy one and leave my car parked in secluded areas of...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jan 2006, 22:31
Replies: 33
Views: 1,228
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: For Those of You Who Wondered

I was on the front page of a few national papers and so on. There was a massive fishkill when an entire river here was polluted and wiped just about everything out for 150miles.
And I was the face...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jan 2006, 23:26
Replies: 80
Views: 1,674
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: When did we stop siding with the people?

"We need the support of the employee to not put their palm out for every penny for every moment they work,"

Now that is the most obscene thing I've heard in quite a while.
Basically it means...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jan 2006, 07:14
Replies: 4
Views: 400
Posted By IncubusGod
Burning down the mouse...

Oh you gotta love this (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4593682.stm).


Hah.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jan 2006, 19:40
Replies: 66
Views: 3,388
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: National Stereotypes

Why do you think we drink so much? [/stereotype]
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jan 2006, 01:25
Replies: 80
Views: 2,395
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Alcohol culture...

No that's actually the funniest part. You should have seen the skid, marx.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jan 2006, 01:16
Replies: 80
Views: 2,395
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Alcohol culture...

No, but when he's got a traffic cone on his head and is dancing the fandango with an uprooted sapling in the middle of a 4 lane motorway, he's ****ing hilarious.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Dec 2005, 21:58
Replies: 16
Views: 666
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: New potatoes

Turnips and Parsnips are the same diabolical vegetable, just in a different guise. They both are the nastiest things ever invented.
Them and Simon Cowell.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Dec 2005, 21:46
Replies: 55
Views: 1,386
Posted By IncubusGod
Forum: General Discussions 31 Dec 2005, 17:50
Replies: 30
Views: 912
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: OK the proper new years resolution thread

- Drink less
- Find a chick who I actually like
- Give more kittens, cookies and fluffy toys to underprivaliged kids.
- Circumnavigate the globe in a dinghy with only a pencil and two rubber bands...
Forum: General Discussions 31 Dec 2005, 03:41
Replies: 39
Views: 1,726
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Its been a long December

As much as school/college sucks, real life sucks quite a more substantial set of balls I've found.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Dec 2005, 03:13
Replies: 39
Views: 1,726
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Its been a long December

You ****ers are all too young to give shit scores.
Oh no! I'm still in school or college! Oh no!
Bah....****ers
Forum: General Discussions 30 Dec 2005, 19:23
Replies: 32
Views: 1,192
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Top three items not to be used inside a school with children inside

Russian Special Forces are hardly known for their restraint.
Russian commanders are hardly known for their competency.
Russian bureaucracy is hardly known for aiding clear orders and plans.

The...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Dec 2005, 19:12
Replies: 13
Views: 631
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: I'm gonna ****ing sue

Perhaps the Underground would counter sue you for all the years you've been whacking their poor turnstyles.
You violent turnstlye beater. First it was palm smashing railings with a can of coke, now...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Dec 2005, 00:20
Replies: 24
Views: 596
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Anyone have the same problem?

Well to be honest, not from my parents. But from my aunts, yes. But they are these busy-body people who feel the need to stick their noses where it doesnt' belong and tell everyone how to run their...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Dec 2005, 17:01
Replies: 22
Views: 823
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Christmas Day: Merry Christmas

Yeah, Christmas Day mass. Full of people who never go normally, nervously finding a seat, not knowing what to do, standing when they should kneel, mumbling through prayers they half remember.
It's...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Dec 2005, 19:16
Replies: 50
Views: 1,328
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Merry Christmas everyone

Can't promise anything....
Forum: General Discussions 24 Dec 2005, 18:49
Replies: 50
Views: 1,328
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Merry Christmas everyone

Merry Christmas ****ers
Forum: General Discussions 21 Dec 2005, 02:07
Replies: 11
Views: 587
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: I've been waiting since 2001

It'll be The Punisher 2...


And you'll cry....
Forum: General Discussions 20 Dec 2005, 01:23
Replies: 25
Views: 669
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Hes at it again

Which politican would be the one to vote 'No' to an act passed so close to the events of September 11th which proclaimed to help stop, apprehend and find 'terrorists'?
In that mood of hysteria they...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Dec 2005, 19:51
Replies: 25
Views: 669
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Hes at it again

I'd say he's more than likely just trying to get it passed again as so much effort went into coming up with the title:
Forum: General Discussions 19 Dec 2005, 19:49
Replies: 25
Views: 669
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Hes at it again

The war with Eurasia will never end...

This is just him going back to the whole premise that any bills introduced in a "time of war" should be passed for the good of the nation.
Seeing as how...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Dec 2005, 21:34
Replies: 10
Views: 772
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Monitors

Here (http://www.komplett.co.uk) or
Here (http://www.overclockers.co.uk)
Forum: General Discussions 17 Dec 2005, 19:41
Replies: 15
Views: 1,464
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: seriously guys...

The Sun makes my brain sad, which is ironic as the Sun prevents S.A.D. normally...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Dec 2005, 19:33
Replies: 30
Views: 1,410
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Tidying

My desk is in the room nearest the front door, which means everyone who comes in leaves something on it. So I have keys of various sorts, flyers, swipe cards, empty packets from the local chemist, a...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Dec 2005, 20:44
Replies: 40
Views: 877
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Is it right to......

You do realise that at some point you'll notice something about her that reminds you of your mate, as they are siblings after all and generally share some sort of resemblance.
Two things can happen...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Dec 2005, 07:31
Replies: 7
Views: 535
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Very Pretty Adventure Game - Samorost 2

I liked it. Quite interesting.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Dec 2005, 18:42
Replies: 61
Views: 1,286
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Strength +10

Push ups are by far the easiest option, they are one of the best ways to increase upper body strenght.
You work your arms, triceps, shoulders and upper back.
If you get a set of dumbells then you...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Dec 2005, 20:14
Replies: 18
Views: 543
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Polar Bear Cubs Are Objectively Cute

Well it would make sense that our brains have an adapation that ensures we care for our young. If we find them cute and adorable, we want to take care of them. Since young children cannot take care...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Dec 2005, 18:16
Replies: 24
Views: 819
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: The Karate Kid

Indiana Jones films.
Or Return of the Jedi, that was always on at christmas when I was growing up.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Dec 2005, 08:43
Replies: 44
Views: 1,117
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Sony are bastards

Look for a guy in a tracksuit, baseball cap, lit fag in one hand, shiftly moving about outside a shopping centre.
I'm sure he'll oblige.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Dec 2005, 12:50
Replies: 9
Views: 661
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: If you happen to buy a black Ferrari from a Chinese dealer...

They took a Honda NSX car, stripped they body panels off it, made up a new body that matches a Ferrari F50 and put it on.

So basically it's an NSX underneath and the body of a Ferrari on top. So...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Dec 2005, 12:29
Replies: 9
Views: 661
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: If you happen to buy a black Ferrari from a Chinese dealer...

I vaugely remember something like that before...not a bad job at all. Though it doesn't look 100% right, you'd still turn heads. Plus it's gotta be about 97% cheaper...

One thing I noticed though,...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Dec 2005, 12:24
Replies: 44
Views: 1,117
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Sony are bastards

Well mention that at least. Though keep in mind some specific legislation that would help your cause if they rebuff you.



Words cannot express how much vitriolic hatred I have for that phrase....
Forum: General Discussions 3 Dec 2005, 12:20
Replies: 44
Views: 1,117
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Sony are bastards

Well I've had no experience with Acer so god only knows what they are like. I doubt they'll be as bad as Sony, after all computers are their business. It would pay them not to piss off customers....
Forum: General Discussions 3 Dec 2005, 12:17
Replies: 44
Views: 1,117
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Sony are bastards

Mmm well you'll have to complain so unbelievably bitterly to get anywhere past floor monkeys and their evil overlords to somone who can actually affect the outcome. Good luck at any rate.
And isn't...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Dec 2005, 10:47
Replies: 12
Views: 628
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Superman Trailer

It looks retarded.

I hate superman though, utterly hate the character. Worst character ever!
I shall be avoiding this like the ****ing plague.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Dec 2005, 02:06
Replies: 17
Views: 798
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: the french

Well the UK love to remind themselves about the 'Glory Days Of Empire', which clearly were full of nice acts of random kindness and gifts of fluffy kittens to youngsters as they skipped their newly...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Dec 2005, 23:49
Replies: 34
Views: 976
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: So we went wild boar hunting last week....

Cause it was hanging around a white neighbourhood?
Forum: General Discussions 2 Dec 2005, 23:33
Replies: 44
Views: 1,117
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Sony are bastards

I worked for the call centre that handles those Sony calls.
I working on the Sony account itself briefly. It's entirely possible you talked to someone I know.

Anyway, the point is never EVER...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Nov 2005, 21:26
Replies: 40
Views: 1,203
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: I honestly don't *believe* this.

Heh, well you should feel loved either way.
Mainly as if it's someone putting a hell of alot of effort into this, then clearly someone has a secret crush (or desire to screw with your mind, which as...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Nov 2005, 19:48
Replies: 14
Views: 779
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Kelly Holmes

Was just going to point that out, wonder if any were also jewish...


The only experience I have of anything like this was when they were shooting Angelas Ashes here, right outside where I was...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Nov 2005, 22:22
Replies: 56
Views: 2,326
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Back To Hell

Clearly since he is always portrayed as a master of strategy, and clearly has been around for eons...so plenty of time to practice various things, I'd roshambo him for it. Kick him right in the nuts...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Nov 2005, 17:17
Replies: 40
Views: 1,098
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: It's a bit early....

Jesus...what happened to you guys, guess it's up to me to post the obligitory angst responce...


A ****ing girlfriend....! That's all I want
Forum: General Discussions 13 Nov 2005, 17:13
Replies: 27
Views: 791
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Talking of PC gone mad, Studants suspended for kissing in school

"We order you not to fall in love! Falling in love will result in two weeks suspension! Staring googlyed eyed at a member of the opposite gender will mean two days in the hole. A hand around the...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Nov 2005, 22:50
Replies: 38
Views: 871
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Ho ho ho (teaser)

They are out creating and wearing smocks? Strange girls you got there.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Nov 2005, 17:23
Replies: 21
Views: 756
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: I have come to a conclusion

I've not watched ITV news in...well...possibly years now due to the fact that it's clearly just tabloid journalism on the TV.
Next they'll be doing "Death in YOUR house! Are YOU at risk of a...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Nov 2005, 19:24
Replies: 22
Views: 633
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Getting A Pet

There's too much ****ing work involved with pets to be honest. Plus they'll usually die before you, and if they don't....then that's the least of your worries....
Forum: General Discussions 10 Nov 2005, 19:09
Replies: 40
Views: 1,144
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Slowly but surly children are sinking deeper into the mire...

[quote] Slowly but surly children are sinking deeper into the mire.../[quote]

Here I was thinking this was something about angry, gruff, drunk children...

"Hey, Surly only looks after one...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Nov 2005, 03:40
Replies: 84
Views: 5,335
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: omg gf problems - problem with gfs conservative parents gd help me

You're quite a lot older than her, her parents naturally assume that such an older man would be one to look after her.
Clearly you are not fitting that brief. They obviously do not want a man 9...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Nov 2005, 03:35
Replies: 21
Views: 563
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: "Stuff + Cats = Awesome"

Animal abuse!!!!..oh look at the cute kitty....
Forum: General Discussions 6 Nov 2005, 22:23
Replies: 21
Views: 656
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: [Adverts] Sony Bravia

Its just a load of bouncy balls going down a hill...hardly amazing really.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Nov 2005, 07:16
Replies: 9
Views: 522
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Mama-chan and Papa-chan

And I'm trying to highlight how damn creepy it is that your girl calls you 'Daddy' (basically).
;)

Never mind though. I still love you*.


*this may not be true
Forum: General Discussions 6 Nov 2005, 07:10
Replies: 43
Views: 1,298
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: GD Frapper

Actually, whats somewhat interesting, yet scary, is if I zoom in enough I can pick out exactly where my house is.
And the damn thing has me on the wrong side of the river too...grr...for such a...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Nov 2005, 07:04
Replies: 43
Views: 1,298
Posted By IncubusGod
Forum: General Discussions 6 Nov 2005, 06:05
Replies: 12
Views: 707
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Weekends away

Ignore this. This is all lies. Even if you throw in some punctuation and so on.
Dublin is a hole, following that advice will get you stabbed in the face.
Especially by the monkies in the zoo.
Or...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Nov 2005, 05:13
Replies: 9
Views: 522
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Mama-chan and Papa-chan

I think it's ever so slightly disturbing. Like getting you missus to call you 'Daddy'.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Nov 2005, 20:21
Replies: 49
Views: 1,765
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: MacIntyres Toughest Towns

It's an odd thing when the capital city of your country is in no way the most violent place in your country.
Having spent a lot of time in Dublin, I'd say it's not a bad place overall.

Here, well...
Forum: General Discussions 31 Oct 2005, 17:08
Replies: 11
Views: 829
Posted By IncubusGod
Forum: General Discussions 28 Oct 2005, 19:41
Replies: 68
Views: 1,584
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Working in Hell, now with 10% more abuse!

Err...were you lot just lurking around waiting for someone to mention something that vaugely references political ideas and so on, just so you could have something to aruge over?
I bet you were....
Forum: General Discussions 28 Oct 2005, 17:48
Replies: 68
Views: 1,584
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Working in Hell, now with 10% more abuse!

You guys sure know how to temp a fella, promises of money and women...

And, well, there's no real way of screwing up their systems to 'punish' Dell. Mainly due to the fact the entire computer gets...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Oct 2005, 16:32
Replies: 81
Views: 2,079
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: [E/N] "Viewers of a nervous disposition are advised to look away ... now"

Dace, what did I say the last time? With the run you've had, the odds had to be for a good night. Which clearly was a mistake. However maybe it was a better night than you think if she's up for a...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Oct 2005, 14:34
Replies: 7
Views: 481
Posted By IncubusGod
Forum: General Discussions 28 Oct 2005, 13:53
Replies: 68
Views: 1,584
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Working in Hell, now with 10% more abuse!

Well according the recent legal cases here involving Ryanair, it's been made very apparent that while you are entitled to join a Union, your employer does not have to recognise or engage with that...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Oct 2005, 22:48
Replies: 51
Views: 2,172
Posted By IncubusGod
Forum: General Discussions 27 Oct 2005, 21:47
Replies: 68
Views: 1,584
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Working in Hell, now with 10% more abuse!

Sorry for the non-responsiveness, 12 hour shifts mean I just pass out when I get home. I had intended getting on the net, but instead fell asleep in my clothes and woke up at 5am with an hour before...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Oct 2005, 23:09
Replies: 68
Views: 1,584
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Working in Hell, now with 10% more abuse!

Sounds more like standing up for 9 hours a day taking abuse from idiots.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Oct 2005, 22:58
Replies: 68
Views: 1,584
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Working in Hell, now with 10% more abuse!

Deport me to an island for stealing knickers for 300 years and I'll oblige.



It's a great deal of hassle for an utterly shit job that I can't really be bothered about, apart from making enough...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Oct 2005, 22:40
Replies: 68
Views: 1,584
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Working in Hell, now with 10% more abuse!

Isn't that job stereotype #2 for Irish people after #1 of Tarmacing driveways over there?






He was trying to treat me mean to keep me keen. Obviously.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Oct 2005, 22:09
Replies: 68
Views: 1,584
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Working in Hell, now with 10% more abuse!

The chord only reaches 1.2 metres, he was standing 1.35 meters away, the crafty ****er.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Oct 2005, 21:49
Replies: 68
Views: 1,584
Posted By IncubusGod
Working in Hell, now with 10% more abuse!

I got into trouble a work today for something I personally think I shouldn't have.
I currently am a 'line monkey' for Dell. I work on the production line, building PC's for minimum wage. The hours...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Oct 2005, 21:36
Replies: 48
Views: 1,313
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Soldiers spreading democracy

Perhaps if we club together and get Texan a soapbox, he won't hang around here and just post random propeganda 'news' posts.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Oct 2005, 21:27
Replies: 22
Views: 910
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Girl's dress sizes

According to all psychological research in this area, men are hardwired to find a 70% ratio of waist to hips the most appealing.
This is cause we're perverts...I mean, it's because that is seen as...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Oct 2005, 21:20
Replies: 25
Views: 634
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Spartan Total Warrior

I bought Barbarian Invasion, it's good enough. Pretty much the exact same premise as Rome, just with new races. Victory conditions change for each race so some are easier to win with than others. New...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Oct 2005, 06:45
Replies: 22
Views: 910
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Girl's dress sizes

Err a size 2 is like...when you make a circle with you hands. I thought you were after some hot chick these days and not chasing younger types...

P.S. Honestly, I think my 7 year old cousin is a...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Oct 2005, 06:39
Replies: 39
Views: 1,036
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: What would you miss?

I'd miss proper tea. Irish tea. British tea is weak as piss and half as satisfying. European tea doesn't exist.

If venturing outside the EU I'd miss milk chocolate. That would be the main thing....
Forum: General Discussions 22 Oct 2005, 06:35
Replies: 15
Views: 776
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Yahwe Explains ... Sex - ual Offences

Err, some of those are probably well meaning ideas but clearly open to abuse. But isn't that generally every area of law as it stands?
Forum: General Discussions 18 Oct 2005, 06:19
Replies: 89
Views: 1,456
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Fetish

fet·ish also fet·ich (fĕt'ĭsh, fē'tĭsh) pronunciation
n.

1. An object that is believed to have magical or spiritual powers, especially such an object associated with animistic or shamanistic...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Oct 2005, 06:12
Replies: 33
Views: 2,587
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: How to beat Websense

Err you do realise that you may be subject to disicplinary action or worse if you're caught circumventing your companies protection software.
The simplest way is to sneak into the IT managers office...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Oct 2005, 15:42
Replies: 13
Views: 557
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: why do i never have ideas like this?

Thats ****ing annoying, mainly cause it's a simple, good idea. Damn him. Damn him and his prospective million dollars
Forum: General Discussions 17 Oct 2005, 15:30
Replies: 18
Views: 529
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Smurfageddon

They were probably bombed by G.I. Joe who claimed their houses were magic mushrooms and concealing a chemical weapons factory. Thus justying the bombing under the War On Drugs and the War On Terror....
Forum: General Discussions 16 Oct 2005, 20:43
Replies: 45
Views: 989
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Grow Cube

Dear jesus, I finally got it by sheer unwillingness to let it beat me.
Interesting though. Clearly whoever is makin it is tripped out of their mind :D
Forum: General Discussions 15 Oct 2005, 13:37
Replies: 23
Views: 1,028
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: The people of Europe have voted for paralysis – and perhaps obliteration

*sigh*
Oh noes! Journo's being alarmist?! Surely not!
The EU will collapse into an old folks home and American and China, with their brash 80's style slick back hair cuts and pin-stripe shirts will...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Oct 2005, 13:27
Replies: 28
Views: 660
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Saddam Hussein coming to a cinema near you

Perhaps not. Perhaps he dies of a 'heart attack'. After all, wasn't part of the early trial postponed briefly due to health concerns?

Though it's unlikely as it would be seen as him escaping...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Oct 2005, 01:15
Replies: 15
Views: 599
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: [Retard] End of the World

Judging by the cycle of things from the past, the human race is most likely to be wiped out in a mass extinction at some point.
Earthquakes, giant tsunamis, plagues, meteors,...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Oct 2005, 01:02
Replies: 33
Views: 985
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Your Next Car Accident

Mine will no doubt be me being creamed from the side by a bunch of asylum seekers in a shitty 1995 Ford Orion with no tax, insurance or licence, who've driven through a stop sign at a crossroads.
I...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Oct 2005, 00:54
Replies: 28
Views: 660
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Saddam Hussein coming to a cinema near you

To be honest, there is absolutely no way that his defence can succeed. If the US and Iraqis played by the rules, then he might actually get off. But what are the chances of that? They've already...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Oct 2005, 09:25
Replies: 36
Views: 966
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: The decline and fall of the British nation

I'm scared to venture anywhere near there for the sake of my sanity...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Oct 2005, 19:49
Replies: 36
Views: 966
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: The decline and fall of the British nation

Why on earth is 1979 and Maggies appointment then the cornerstone of your 'putdown' of Yahwe, Zhukov? Why is it even an issue. Was never mentioned before.
I never claimed Maggie was the one to...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Oct 2005, 19:23
Replies: 60
Views: 1,388
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Big bi Manson's big bi angst thread

To be honest, they only way you'll ever know is to broach the subject with him.
You'll have to be brave and bring it up somehow, or else you'll just be left with the usual irritating unrequited love...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Oct 2005, 19:10
Replies: 36
Views: 966
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: The decline and fall of the British nation

Listen, you people seem to forget you've already had time where you could lock up anyone you wanted, without warning, without trial and for an indefinate period of time within the UK. Internmant...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Oct 2005, 19:18
Replies: 23
Views: 728
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: The Good Wife Guide

For the love of god, this is possibly the single most applicable thing you could say 'old' about. Being that it's from Good Housekeeping in 1955.
And I'm sure it's been passed around to just about...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Oct 2005, 05:17
Replies: 14
Views: 487
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: kinda funny so...

Heh/ God damn you for making me chuckle.
I hate you now.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Oct 2005, 02:03
Replies: 38
Views: 904
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: The bad kinda good news

Dace. By the law of averages, this has to go well.
You wouldn't want to break the law now would you?!
I feel this is the start of a new Dace. Or a good thread.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Oct 2005, 20:38
Replies: 16
Views: 738
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Finally: The lawsuit America has been waiting for

I'm going to do something crazy.
I'm going to post on-topic.


I hope she takes them to the cleaners!
Forum: General Discussions 7 Oct 2005, 20:24
Replies: 20
Views: 713
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: don't kill over spilled milk

Sweet merciful jesus, the language out of that kid would shame a docker!
Forum: General Discussions 7 Oct 2005, 06:37
Replies: 22
Views: 473
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Battlefield 2 Patch 1.03 out!

Hahaha. 3 promotions. Gunnary Sgt now. 3 new unlocks. What to pick....
Forum: General Discussions 7 Oct 2005, 06:04
Replies: 8
Views: 431
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: I Am Outraged, Sir!

It's all so hideously stage managed isn't it?
I mean, out of nowhere they became a couple. Just as they both had movies out. They looked so fake, unfeeling, distant around each other. She then...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Oct 2005, 05:59
Replies: 29
Views: 761
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: anyone own a rat?

I once ran over a rat while driving on a country road. Then while looking in the mirror to see how bad I hit it, I ran over a female pheasant.
****ing thing went under the wheel so I didn't even get...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Oct 2005, 05:52
Replies: 22
Views: 473
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Battlefield 2 Patch 1.03 out!

I've been working four 12 hour shifts this week meaning I've not had internet time. Meaning I've missed all this action. Meaning I've not been able to support my fellow BF2 junkie s|k.
Am...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Oct 2005, 18:03
Replies: 17
Views: 701
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: A lesson in Flying

I only ever fly with the keyboard, direction buttons and the normal 'wsad' keys, it's quite intuative after a while.



Yeah I saw 'Mine', some of it was good, alot I found quite tedious. But it...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Oct 2005, 05:39
Replies: 17
Views: 701
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: A lesson in Flying

If you want to see some flying that will show you up no end, then download this here (http://www.totalbf2.com/forums/showthread.php?t=25779).

Now it's 260~megs, but it's 260~megs of quality. How...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Oct 2005, 03:45
Replies: 17
Views: 701
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: A lesson in Flying

Ahh the tricks of flight. How I love lording it over the peons who've not mastered it yet.
This is what I gain from having played Battlefield since Bf 1942 came out. However in all the billions of...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Oct 2005, 03:39
Replies: 54
Views: 2,785
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: GD Stalkers, help me!

A man after my own heart.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Oct 2005, 16:12
Replies: 17
Views: 676
Posted By IncubusGod
Re: Its My Internet, Dammit

The reason the U.S. stil wants to have administrative control and the possibilty of future, more wider ranging controls, is clear.
Many in the government and political arena want to start policing...
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