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Dookie Velvet
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General Discussions
20 Jun 2003, 14:15
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Sacked
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3,794
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Sacked
Actually, I'm nothing in real life like I am online.
I'm cool in real life. I wear reaction glasses.
Forum:
General Discussions
20 Jun 2003, 14:09
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16
Sacked
Views:
3,794
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Sacked
Might be :bunny:
Forum:
General Discussions
20 Jun 2003, 14:02
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16
Sacked
Views:
3,794
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Sacked
Boss: "You have the brains and the talent to burn. But you refuse to use them. I've not seen a person like you with so many skills but who just doesn't acknowledge them. I'm sorry, I can't have you...
Forum:
General Discussions
20 Jun 2003, 01:39
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11
Deathwatch
Views:
2,889
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Given the alternative, I know I would.
Given the alternative, I know I would.
Forum:
General Discussions
20 Jun 2003, 00:54
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1
You ****ing Get The Banana Back This ****ing Second
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2,572
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
You ****ing Get The Banana Back This ****ing Second
Arsing around with the bunny is one thing, but removing the banana completely?
I won't ****ing stand for it.
:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:...
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General Discussions
20 Jun 2003, 00:51
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11
Deathwatch
Views:
2,889
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Explain to me how not knowing where you are means...
Explain to me how not knowing where you are means you can't leave.
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Jun 2003, 23:58
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24
everything post 90's SUCKS*
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4,680
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
OMG, your totally radical views on society and...
OMG, your totally radical views on society and pop-culture are RADICAL!!!
I bet everyone is going to read your whole post. You are sure to be the most popular guy on these boards real soon :)
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Jun 2003, 23:55
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11
Deathwatch
Views:
2,889
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I think you're on about Quinn. He was a rough...
I think you're on about Quinn. He was a rough fellow, who had a "thing" for killing people, yes? He carried a spiked club around with him. He killed two people, I didn't see him trap anyone. And the...
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Jun 2003, 23:39
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11
Deathwatch
Views:
2,889
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Nobody was killed by the Scotsman :( Why do...
Nobody was killed by the Scotsman :(
Why do you think the doctor deserved to die?
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Jun 2003, 23:20
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13
Laura Sadler Tribute Thread
Views:
3,056
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
You are an ass :)
You are an ass :)
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Jun 2003, 22:03
Replies:
41
Is this true?
Views:
4,458
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I didn't realize Going Gets Tough by Boyzone made...
I didn't realize Going Gets Tough by Boyzone made it to number one. I thought it was a flop.
Born - Living Doll (Cliff Richard And The Young Ones)
18th Birthday - Hasn't happened
Losing...
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Jun 2003, 21:39
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10
Sleepy Music
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3,437
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Enya - Carribean Blue
Enya - Carribean Blue
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Jun 2003, 21:38
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41
Is this true?
Views:
4,458
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I'm becoming eighteen at the worst possible time....
I'm becoming eighteen at the worst possible time.
I expect wank like the Fast Food Rockers and so forth will still be around by April next year.
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Jun 2003, 21:37
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13
Laura Sadler Tribute Thread
Views:
3,056
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
She was quite a homely looking gal, but I always...
She was quite a homely looking gal, but I always found her attractive.
A pity, she was a damn good actress, especially as a child.
It's sad to see her gone :( She had big things ahead.
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Jun 2003, 21:05
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3
You remember the BT advert?
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2,732
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
What's the web address of the site that lists all...
What's the web address of the site that lists all the names of actors and actresses who've appeared in TV adverts, ta?
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Jun 2003, 21:03
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17
Since when
Views:
3,092
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
What the smeg are you talking about?
What the smeg are you talking about?
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Jun 2003, 21:02
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13
Laura Sadler Tribute Thread
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3,056
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Laura Sadler Tribute Thread
'Cause she's dead, like.
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Jun 2003, 19:37
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41
Is this true?
Views:
4,458
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Is this true?
The number one song on your 18th birthday is counted as your life's theme song?
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Jun 2003, 19:24
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3
You remember the BT advert?
Views:
2,732
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Ta. But... I can't find anything relating...
Ta.
But... I can't find anything relating him to the advert so :(
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Jun 2003, 19:14
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41
In this thread we discuss harry potter!
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4,312
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I'm not bitter. I am, in fact, very sweet.
I'm not bitter. I am, in fact, very sweet.
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Jun 2003, 19:06
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41
In this thread we discuss harry potter!
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4,312
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I'd share that thought with you if, in fact, she...
I'd share that thought with you if, in fact, she even deserved a quarter of the money she's recieved for those completely mediocre books.
As it is, she's just some overrated writer who, let's face...
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Jun 2003, 19:00
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3
You remember the BT advert?
Views:
2,732
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
You remember the BT advert?
It was black and white, contained BT phone boxes in swimming pools and had a fat guy with a beard singing quite a lovely song.
He sounded a bit like the guy from the "I never met a girl like you...
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Jun 2003, 18:57
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11
Deathwatch
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2,889
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I found the fact that someone so measly and weak...
I found the fact that someone so measly and weak could gain so much courage in such a short space of time to be particularly ludicrous. That's not to say I didn't think the film was :cool: and I...
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Jun 2003, 18:29
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11
Deathwatch
Views:
2,889
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Deathwatch
Despite a mediocre ending and some really dreadful special effects, I have to say I enjoyed this quite muchly.
I have a qualm, though. The doctor didn't deserve to die from what I saw. Sure, he...
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Jun 2003, 12:33
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15
Bargain Hunt?!!?!?
Views:
3,586
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
David Dickinson is a fraudster.
David Dickinson is a fraudster.
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Jun 2003, 20:17
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86
Conversation Starters
Views:
8,890
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
:banana:
:banana:
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Jun 2003, 18:19
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86
Conversation Starters
Views:
8,890
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
It went well. She wants to read some of my...
It went well.
She wants to read some of my poetry.
SCORE
I cannot believe it took me this long to have a fairly decent conversation with her.
That James guy is a fecking arse.
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Jun 2003, 12:36
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3
Urges
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3,548
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Urges
I have a terrible urge to say the word "smeg" to everyone I meet.
How about you?
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Jun 2003, 02:33
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17
I realize this is just some guy advertising his book, but...
Views:
3,180
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
You've spurned me into action. I'm going to be...
You've spurned me into action. I'm going to be cool and confident tomorrow. I'm going to smack that bitch at the youth centre until she comes to her senses and realizes I'm the only one for her. Not...
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Jun 2003, 02:25
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2
Idle insomnia
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2,849
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Idle insomnia
My room is painted white.
To the left side of my desk is a book called "Dagon And Other Macabre Tales", which is resting on top of my english dictionary.
Somewhere behind the desk is a pen...
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Jun 2003, 01:01
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17
I realize this is just some guy advertising his book, but...
Views:
3,180
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I disagree. The clichéd stereotypes may be...
I disagree. The clichéd stereotypes may be clichéd stereotypes, but they do truly describe the woman of today (at least in my eyes). I also feel the "baseless elitism" to be a good thing. Except, I...
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Jun 2003, 00:53
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17
I realize this is just some guy advertising his book, but...
Views:
3,180
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
It really is.
It really is.
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Jun 2003, 00:49
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86
Conversation Starters
Views:
8,890
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Why? :( I doubt it :confused:
Why? :(
I doubt it :confused:
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Jun 2003, 00:42
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17
I realize this is just some guy advertising his book, but...
Views:
3,180
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
That's what I like about it. He's simply stating...
That's what I like about it. He's simply stating the obvious. But he's putting how us losers go through our lives, continually losing out on the tamale, into words that make a lot of sense. That's...
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General Discussions
18 Jun 2003, 00:28
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17
I realize this is just some guy advertising his book, but...
Views:
3,180
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I realize this is just some guy advertising his book, but...
...it's so true (http://www.highstatusmale.com/article_011.htm)
Forum:
General Discussions
17 Jun 2003, 22:23
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16
US have no control in afghanistan shock
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3,802
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
What took you so long? What took you all night?...
What took you so long?
What took you all night?
What took you forever to see I'm right?
Forum:
General Discussions
17 Jun 2003, 22:17
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2
Activists campaign for German weight loss program
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3,342
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
This thread is hilarious.
This thread is hilarious.
Forum:
General Discussions
17 Jun 2003, 22:16
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73
The Return of the PA Shortbus.
Views:
9,178
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
****, Blufftrash is male?
****, Blufftrash is male?
Forum:
General Discussions
17 Jun 2003, 22:13
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2
Activists campaign for German weight loss program
Views:
3,342
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Activists campaign for German weight loss program
It's really an out standing program, all the fat people will be sent to camps where they concentrate on losing weight. The camps are designed to keep people away from all tempting fatty foods. I tell...
Forum:
General Discussions
17 Jun 2003, 17:59
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34
Hair care tips, anyone?
Views:
4,215
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Dear Bloomers I think my hair may be just a...
Dear Bloomers
I think my hair may be just a little bit too long for the "just got out of bed" style. This is unfortunate, as I bought the "Out Of Bed" stuff today. I am, however, having a haircut...
Forum:
General Discussions
17 Jun 2003, 17:32
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86
Conversation Starters
Views:
8,890
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
UPDATE She's dating that Anthony person...
UPDATE
She's dating that Anthony person (who, incidentally, is actually called James) these days.
We're all leaving our youth group place at the end of this week and I'm heartbroken that I didn't...
Forum:
General Discussions
16 Jun 2003, 22:34
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34
Hair care tips, anyone?
Views:
4,215
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Thanks, you guys. I mucho appreciate your help :)
Thanks, you guys. I mucho appreciate your help :)
Forum:
General Discussions
16 Jun 2003, 22:24
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34
Hair care tips, anyone?
Views:
4,215
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Erm, I've got this Frizz-Ease Glistening Creme...
Erm, I've got this Frizz-Ease Glistening Creme Instant Conditioner. Apparently it leaves hair smooth, controlled and ultra-shiny.
I like my hairstyle. I like the way it is. I'd rather not change...
Forum:
General Discussions
16 Jun 2003, 21:31
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1
Third: Hume Cronyn
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2,678
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Third: Hume Cronyn
http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/Movies/06/16/obit.cronyn.ap/
Dead at 91.
Forum:
General Discussions
16 Jun 2003, 18:33
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34
Hair care tips, anyone?
Views:
4,215
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I like to look good.
I like to look good.
Forum:
General Discussions
16 Jun 2003, 18:29
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23
Comics: Your very own Englishman, Irishman, & Scotsman joke!
Views:
4,061
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
OXYMORON ALERT
OXYMORON ALERT
Forum:
General Discussions
16 Jun 2003, 18:27
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34
Hair care tips, anyone?
Views:
4,215
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Hair care tips, anyone?
How do your stop your hair looking so goddamned dry?
I make sure my hair is wet through and gently dry it, then apply gel. Once I have completed styling, my hair looks ace (if you'd like an idea...
Forum:
General Discussions
16 Jun 2003, 16:23
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10
Start running
Views:
3,118
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
The first one is "Catch" by Kosheen... the second...
The first one is "Catch" by Kosheen... the second one...?
Forum:
General Discussions
16 Jun 2003, 15:41
Replies:
2
Nerds
Views:
2,775
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Nerds
http://www.ironminds.com/ironminds/issues/000417/prance.shtml
Wonderful news everyone! :banana:
Forum:
General Discussions
16 Jun 2003, 15:35
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4
Otodus Obliquus
Views:
2,447
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I'm going to attach it to string, put it around...
I'm going to attach it to string, put it around my neck and watch the ladies stick to me like flies stick to flypaper.
Forum:
General Discussions
16 Jun 2003, 15:31
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4
Otodus Obliquus
Views:
2,447
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Otodus Obliquus
I'm the proud owner of a 55 million year old (approx.) shark tooth.
Forum:
General Discussions
16 Jun 2003, 08:11
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10
What ever happened to Darren Hayes ?
Views:
3,716
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Re: Re: What ever happened to Darren Hayes ?
Really? "Word" on the street says it was the best.
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Jun 2003, 20:49
Replies:
16
The rhesus factor in blood
Views:
3,229
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Is it a good or bad thing to have this rhesus...
Is it a good or bad thing to have this rhesus stuff?
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Jun 2003, 20:43
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1
ACADEMIC DECATHLON, Mother****ers!
Views:
2,475
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
DecAthLoN fo' LIFE Mathematicians don't let...
DecAthLoN fo' LIFE
Mathematicians don't let friends drink and derive.
Big ups to MrL_JaKiri.
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Jun 2003, 19:03
Replies:
1
ACADEMIC DECATHLON, Mother****ers!
Views:
2,475
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
ACADEMIC DECATHLON, Mother****ers!
I know some of you beyotches know what's up.
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Jun 2003, 17:40
Replies:
5
Changing Lanes
Views:
2,549
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I'd have to disagree with that. It was just...
I'd have to disagree with that.
It was just two men trying to outdo each other, and I don't think anything racial came into the film at any point.
Ooh, has anyone read this? Super Duper Magical...
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Jun 2003, 17:21
Replies:
5
Changing Lanes
Views:
2,549
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Changing Lanes
Surprisingly decent.
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Jun 2003, 03:05
Replies:
9
Thank god for screensavers
Views:
2,845
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
"They just prevented a rather nasty incident...
"They just prevented a rather nasty incident involving my mother and the discovery of my sordid online life"
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Jun 2003, 02:00
Replies:
9
Thank god for screensavers
Views:
2,845
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Re: Re: Re: Re: Thank god for screensavers
Why?
Forum:
General Discussions
14 Jun 2003, 23:40
Replies:
21
Look up at the sky
Views:
2,748
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Don't panic everyone, I think it's just natural...
Don't panic everyone, I think it's just natural phenomena.
Forum:
General Discussions
14 Jun 2003, 23:18
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21
Look up at the sky
Views:
2,748
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Look up at the sky
See something strange?
Because I do, and it's freaking me out.
Forum:
General Discussions
14 Jun 2003, 22:46
Replies:
9
Thank god for screensavers
Views:
2,845
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Re: Re: Thank god for screensavers
I went downstairs and forgot to close the windows.
My mother walked upstairs, into my room, whilst I was away.
Forum:
General Discussions
14 Jun 2003, 21:15
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20
Jurassic Park III
Views:
3,438
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Refresh my memory.
Refresh my memory.
Forum:
General Discussions
14 Jun 2003, 20:10
Replies:
9
Thank god for screensavers
Views:
2,845
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Thank god for screensavers
They just prevented a rather nasty incident involving two naked teenage girls and my mother.
Forum:
General Discussions
14 Jun 2003, 20:06
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20
Jurassic Park III
Views:
3,438
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I think Jurassic Park II was the best. But I...
I think Jurassic Park II was the best.
But I can't remember it that clearly so I may be wrong.
Forum:
General Discussions
14 Jun 2003, 16:54
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20
Jurassic Park III
Views:
3,438
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Jurassic Park III
The reviews said this was better than the original.
The reviews were wrong.
Forum:
General Discussions
14 Jun 2003, 15:09
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3
Boo Hoo Hoo
Views:
2,447
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Boo Hoo Hoo
The following is an excerpt from a rag called "Spinsanity." Just for grins, put your political persuasions aside, and look objectively at this crap.
The writer sums up his or her screed by making...
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General Discussions
14 Jun 2003, 14:59
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31
The Stella Artois Championship
Views:
3,445
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
What is it? Darts, golf, bowls?
What is it?
Darts, golf, bowls?
Forum:
General Discussions
14 Jun 2003, 01:57
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73
The Return of the PA Shortbus.
Views:
9,178
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Ha, you could try. I have the physique of a...
Ha, you could try. I have the physique of a heavyweight boxer.
Forum:
General Discussions
13 Jun 2003, 21:18
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73
The Return of the PA Shortbus.
Views:
9,178
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Hey :(
Hey :(
Forum:
General Discussions
13 Jun 2003, 21:10
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11
I love myself and I get lots of chicks
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2,601
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I love myself and I get lots of chicks
And the chicks I get are pretty cool, smart, funny, and attractive. I used to just think they wanted me for my clean cut good lucks and all my money, but even on Halloween, when I was wearing gore...
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General Discussions
13 Jun 2003, 21:04
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1
Sit And Be Fit
Views:
2,440
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Sit And Be Fit
http://www.sitandbefit.com
This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen. There's a dwarf on the program and she does the Charleston in a chair. I'm not lying when I say that there only two kinds...
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General Discussions
13 Jun 2003, 17:55
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15
Continuing the current theme
Views:
3,401
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Where the **** did you hear this?
Where the **** did you hear this?
Forum:
General Discussions
13 Jun 2003, 17:49
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2
Benicio Del Toro
Views:
2,322
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Benicio Del Toro
It's for men like him that I wish I were female :(
Forum:
General Discussions
13 Jun 2003, 17:28
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15
I saw a woman with a massive chest today
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3,826
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Incidentally, is there some punchline to this? ...
Incidentally, is there some punchline to this?
I mean, I'm not getting the point.
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General Discussions
13 Jun 2003, 17:27
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15
I saw a woman with a massive chest today
Views:
3,826
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Sword and I think alike. It took me some...
Sword and I think alike.
It took me some time to work out that you weren't grabbing the poor woman's tits.
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General Discussions
13 Jun 2003, 09:08
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9
Oops, almost forgot my jogging hammer
Views:
2,624
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
But only one hammer instead of one for each hand?...
But only one hammer instead of one for each hand? That's just absurd. Why run with one hammer when you can run with two hammers? And you can bring M.C. Hammer along and yell "HAMMER TIME!" at cars....
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General Discussions
13 Jun 2003, 09:04
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9
Oops, almost forgot my jogging hammer
Views:
2,624
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Oops, almost forgot my jogging hammer
While on break from my god awful job the other day, I saw something rather unusual: a woman jogging down the street carrying a hammer in her left hand. Looked like a regular ol' jogger, wearing...
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General Discussions
13 Jun 2003, 08:57
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15
Continuing the current theme
Views:
3,401
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Don't use electric toothbrushes. The hype...
Don't use electric toothbrushes.
The hype makes them appear godlike, therefore you don't brush your teeth with as much effort as if you were using a manual toothbrush.
Incidentally,
LOL
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General Discussions
12 Jun 2003, 21:46
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7
Gregory Peck Dies At 87
Views:
2,863
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Gregory Peck Dies At 87
http://apnews.excite.com/article/20030612/D7RKBTNO0.html
Today is a sad day... :(
Forum:
General Discussions
12 Jun 2003, 18:26
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29
Neon underskirt lighting and LEDs on cars
Views:
4,275
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
There were loads of them around my area during...
There were loads of them around my area during our local elections, shouting support for the BNP.
Forum:
General Discussions
12 Jun 2003, 12:40
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27
If you could banish one topic
Views:
2,713
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Re: If you could banish one topic
But it's true :(
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General Discussions
12 Jun 2003, 03:44
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16
What laws do you think your country needs?
Views:
3,291
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
James Stanich has been saying that for years.
James Stanich has been saying that for years.
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General Discussions
12 Jun 2003, 03:29
Replies:
2
Is it legal for a lawyer to advise their client to lie on the stand?
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3,146
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Yes. Obviously.
Yes.
Obviously.
Forum:
General Discussions
12 Jun 2003, 00:45
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3
I realize this is a longshot but...
Views:
2,517
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Oh, it's Oasis.
Oh, it's Oasis.
Forum:
General Discussions
12 Jun 2003, 00:38
Replies:
3
I realize this is a longshot but...
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2,517
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I realize this is a longshot but...
Do any of you know much about the Snatch soundtrack?
You know the music at the part where Mickey knocks out the other guy and the Irish prats fire their guns into the sides of the vans?
...
Forum:
General Discussions
11 Jun 2003, 20:13
Replies:
1
I need...
Views:
2,403
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I need...
... the address to that site with the names of the actors and actresses in BBC adverts.
Forum:
General Discussions
11 Jun 2003, 17:37
Replies:
8
Your top three hated sportsmen
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2,469
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
DROOLS HOLLAND
DROOLS HOLLAND
Forum:
General Discussions
11 Jun 2003, 13:38
Replies:
34
SPOILERS :::: Battle Royale
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3,338
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Since we're on the subject of a crap film that...
Since we're on the subject of a crap film that everyone seems to think is pretty ace, I'd like to mention the The Shawshank Redemption and then scurry away.
Forum:
General Discussions
11 Jun 2003, 03:16
Replies:
8
MTV Matrix Parody
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2,558
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?s=&th...
http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=165289
I wholeheartedly agree.
Forum:
General Discussions
11 Jun 2003, 00:33
Replies:
37
GD Pantheon
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3,405
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Dookie Velvet would be the god of crap threads
Dookie Velvet would be the god of crap threads
Forum:
General Discussions
11 Jun 2003, 00:32
Replies:
37
GD Pantheon
Views:
3,405
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
GD Pantheon
If we were Gods and Goddesses, what would we be the Gods and Goddesses of?
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Jun 2003, 22:00
Replies:
1
Oh ****
Views:
2,297
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Oh ****
Deja vu.
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Jun 2003, 21:41
Replies:
50
Agony Uncles - June Update
Views:
8,828
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Where is the first one? I can't find it, FS.
Where is the first one?
I can't find it, FS.
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Jun 2003, 21:22
Replies:
4
Holby City
Views:
2,460
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Seconded. I dedicated a thread to his...
Seconded.
I dedicated a thread to his coolness here once, but nobody replied :(
But yeah, seriously, it's quite good nowadays.
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Jun 2003, 21:12
Replies:
4
Holby City
Views:
2,460
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Mister Meyer, you mean?
Mister Meyer, you mean?
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Jun 2003, 21:08
Replies:
4
Holby City
Views:
2,460
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Holby City
It really has gotten quite spectacular very recently.
I suggest you all start getting some taste and watch it.
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Jun 2003, 19:28
Replies:
15
Things you may wish to consider before going to sleep tonight
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4,532
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I'm not reading it until he adds a C for no...
I'm not reading it until he adds a C for no friends.
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Jun 2003, 19:08
Replies:
19
Listen up lads..
Views:
3,098
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Shel Silverstein. Biter. For Sale One...
Shel Silverstein. Biter.
For Sale
One sister for sale!
One sister for sale!
One crying and spying young sister for sale!
I'm really not kidding,
So who'll start the bidding?
Do I hear a...
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Jun 2003, 19:05
Replies:
35
I want to find these guys
Views:
3,241
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I only read the first few paragraphs of the...
I only read the first few paragraphs of the article so I wouldn't know if it's biased or not.
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Jun 2003, 18:50
Replies:
51
Evenescence : Bring me to Life
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9,099
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
She sings through her nose, in much the same way...
She sings through her nose, in much the same way as our good friends, the Pet Shop Boys.
Granted, the end result is quite lovely, but her voice isn't all that great.
It's passable at best, and...
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Jun 2003, 18:44
Replies:
51
Evenescence : Bring me to Life
Views:
9,099
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
There's a version of the song before they added...
There's a version of the song before they added the male vocals. It should be floating about on KaZaA somewhere.
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Jun 2003, 18:40
Replies:
35
I want to find these guys
Views:
3,241
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I had no idea there was so much of this...
I had no idea there was so much of this "pro-choice suicide" crap online. That said, I have to agree with their views.
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Jun 2003, 18:38
Replies:
15
Things you may wish to consider before going to sleep tonight
Views:
4,532
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Can you modify this test to accommodate people...
Can you modify this test to accommodate people without any friends, ta?
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Jun 2003, 18:20
Replies:
35
I want to find these guys
Views:
3,241
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
http://ashbusstop.org
http://ashbusstop.org
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Jun 2003, 18:09
Replies:
35
I want to find these guys
Views:
3,241
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I want to find these guys
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2003/06/08/MN114902.DTL
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Jun 2003, 02:21
Replies:
47
Football Teams
Views:
4,003
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Real men, like me for example, don't bother...
Real men, like me for example, don't bother ourselves with the pussy sport you feminists like to call "soccer". Rugby is more our style.
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Jun 2003, 01:47
Replies:
10
Southpark Ep identification!
Views:
2,828
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/GuidePageServ...
http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/GuidePageServlet/showid-344/epid-97878/
I can't believe I actually took the time out to find this for you.
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Jun 2003, 01:37
Replies:
10
Southpark Ep identification!
Views:
2,828
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
This doesn't make any sense :confused:
This doesn't make any sense :confused:
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Jun 2003, 01:34
Replies:
4
Behold, the age old question.
Views:
2,469
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
What kind of a phag prefers :bunny: to :banana:?
What kind of a phag prefers :bunny: to :banana:?
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Jun 2003, 01:28
Replies:
21
Ranting on the Net
Views:
2,791
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
It's a joke, don't worry.
It's a joke, don't worry.
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Jun 2003, 01:26
Replies:
6
Enemy At The Gates...
Views:
2,332
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Bob Hoskins was in it?
Bob Hoskins was in it?
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Jun 2003, 01:24
Replies:
20
Best band names
Views:
3,068
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
When did bands start calling themselves such...
When did bands start calling themselves such pretentious shiet?
Edit: Ooh, ooh, Eagle Eye Cherry
Forum:
General Discussions
9 Jun 2003, 23:35
Replies:
11
Look;
Views:
2,517
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
:( I love you :(
:( I love you :(
Forum:
General Discussions
9 Jun 2003, 23:33
Replies:
11
Look;
Views:
2,517
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
This LO PAB FS pish is getting on my ass. LO...
This LO PAB FS pish is getting on my ass.
LO IGNORE BUTTON FS!
Forum:
General Discussions
9 Jun 2003, 23:31
Replies:
20
Best band names
Views:
3,068
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Cirque Du Soleil. But they're not really a...
Cirque Du Soleil.
But they're not really a band.
Forum:
General Discussions
9 Jun 2003, 00:56
Replies:
10
Do you know your cars?
Views:
2,710
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Do you know your cars?
http://www.villagephotos.com/viewpubimage.asp?id_=2972684
If so, be the greatest and tell me what this baby is.
Forum:
General Discussions
8 Jun 2003, 23:54
Replies:
6
The Stranglers - Golden Brown
Views:
2,757
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I figured it was just your typical love song,...
I figured it was just your typical love song, with your golden brown coloured girl making him feel all great inside, etc. etc.
Forum:
General Discussions
8 Jun 2003, 23:46
Replies:
6
The Stranglers - Golden Brown
Views:
2,757
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I had no idea. This has prompted me to do...
I had no idea.
This has prompted me to do more research.
Forum:
General Discussions
8 Jun 2003, 23:36
Replies:
6
The Stranglers - Golden Brown
Views:
2,757
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
The Stranglers - Golden Brown
Golden brown texture like sun
Lays me down with my mind she runs
Throughout the night
No need to fight
Never a frown with golden brown
Every time just like the last
On her ship tied to...
Forum:
General Discussions
8 Jun 2003, 17:16
Replies:
2
2003 MTV Movie Awards thing
Views:
2,864
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
2003 MTV Movie Awards thing
That thingy with Justin Timberlake and the other guy from American Pie was ****in' hilarious.
Forum:
General Discussions
7 Jun 2003, 23:42
Replies:
17
Great Words
Views:
3,167
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Forum:
General Discussions
7 Jun 2003, 23:42
Replies:
22
The Following is a Public Service Announcement
Views:
3,045
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
BILL MURRAY FOR PRESIDENT
BILL MURRAY FOR PRESIDENT
Forum:
General Discussions
7 Jun 2003, 21:05
Replies:
9
Who here speaks Turkish?
Views:
2,822
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
www.efes.co.uk www.efes.co.uk/music/1.mid
www.efes.co.uk
www.efes.co.uk/music/1.mid
Forum:
General Discussions
7 Jun 2003, 21:02
Replies:
17
Great Words
Views:
3,167
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
There is no greater word than Smegma
There is no greater word than
Smegma
Forum:
General Discussions
7 Jun 2003, 21:01
Replies:
8
What I purchased today
Views:
3,051
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
He's fairly ace in general. I've...
He's fairly ace in general.
I've not, no.
I've never seen it before. My expectations are high, given the hype that surrounds it.
Forum:
General Discussions
7 Jun 2003, 18:11
Replies:
8
What I purchased today
Views:
3,051
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Re: Re: What I purchased today
Probably, but they only had those two.
Forum:
General Discussions
7 Jun 2003, 17:20
Replies:
12
Hay Fever
Views:
3,307
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Only gay people get hay (GAY) fever.
Only gay people get hay (GAY) fever.
Forum:
General Discussions
7 Jun 2003, 17:19
Replies:
8
What I purchased today
Views:
3,051
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
What I purchased today
28 Days Later Soundtrack
Snatch
Shawshank Redemption
Sacrifice
Soldier Of Fortune (Special Edition)
Caesar III
Might And Magic VII
Thief II
Gangsters
Hidden And Dangerous
Forum:
General Discussions
7 Jun 2003, 13:59
Replies:
2
Twats
Views:
2,389
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Twats
Who replace the toilet seat without telling you.
Who replace the toilet seat with one that's too ****in' small for anyone with an ass bigger than a five-year-old's to sit on.
Forum:
General Discussions
7 Jun 2003, 12:27
Replies:
17
It's how those antiwar kids view America
Views:
3,129
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I think you'll all agree when I say the Bahrain...
I think you'll all agree when I say the Bahrain flag is the greatest in the world.
Forum:
General Discussions
7 Jun 2003, 02:15
Replies:
11
How people find my website
Views:
4,446
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
It does seem to fairly rock. I might look...
It does seem to fairly rock.
I might look into it later when I'm less knackered.
Forum:
General Discussions
7 Jun 2003, 01:49
Replies:
11
How people find my website
Views:
4,446
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
What ISP is it?
What ISP is it?
Forum:
General Discussions
7 Jun 2003, 01:42
Replies:
11
How people find my website
Views:
4,446
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
You actually pay to keep that shiet up?
You actually pay to keep that shiet up?
Forum:
General Discussions
7 Jun 2003, 01:41
Replies:
1
Cirque Du Soleil
Views:
2,356
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Cirque Du Soleil
Despite being a pretentious French art movement, they're one of the most passionate groups I've ever heard.
DOWNLOAD THEIR SONGS NOW
And give thoughts and opinions.
Unless they're critical....
Forum:
General Discussions
7 Jun 2003, 01:31
Replies:
11
How people find my website
Views:
4,446
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I run a front for a porn site. You have to...
I run a front for a porn site.
You have to click the hidden link in the bottom right hand corner to get access though.
Forum:
General Discussions
6 Jun 2003, 21:58
Replies:
11
How people find my website
Views:
4,446
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
How people find my website
People have found my website by typing the following into search engines:
a vampire is sucking on me
dancing eggplants
demonic duck
eilert pilarm lyrics
saw my friend's mom naked
...
Forum:
General Discussions
6 Jun 2003, 21:25
Replies:
7
I'm looking for a boyband
Views:
2,580
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
That's what I go to school for Even though it...
That's what I go to school for
Even though it is a real chore
You can call me crazy
But I know that she craves me
It wasn't Busted. It sounded more like... Blue.
Forum:
General Discussions
6 Jun 2003, 21:22
Replies:
7
I'm looking for a boyband
Views:
2,580
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I'm looking for a boyband
I was in a shop today and I heard a song which I quite liked.
It sounded like it was sung by a boyband of some form... and it was your average "I love you, don't leave me" wank... but it has quite...
Forum:
General Discussions
6 Jun 2003, 19:38
Replies:
9
Clueless about mobiles
Views:
3,044
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I want an expensive one so that people will look...
I want an expensive one so that people will look at me and say, "Yes, he's got money" and I will be regarded as 'cool' by my peers, okay.
Forum:
General Discussions
6 Jun 2003, 19:25
Replies:
9
Clueless about mobiles
Views:
3,044
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Clueless about mobiles
http://shop.orange.co.uk/NASApp/esales/esales
The Siemens S55.
Tell me, is this one good or is it a bit crap, like?
'Cause I've never had one before.
Forum:
General Discussions
6 Jun 2003, 15:41
Replies:
26
Suicide
Views:
4,273
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I don't want to cut my wrists. It's too bloody. ...
I don't want to cut my wrists. It's too bloody.
I want my suicide to be painless.
Forum:
General Discussions
6 Jun 2003, 15:32
Replies:
26
Suicide
Views:
4,273
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
http://www.efes.co.uk/music/1.mid
http://www.efes.co.uk/music/1.mid
Forum:
General Discussions
6 Jun 2003, 14:05
Replies:
26
Suicide
Views:
4,273
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Suicide
I'd like to commit it.
Please give me general tips, ideas and advice on how to end my miserable life, ta.
Forum:
General Discussions
5 Jun 2003, 19:54
Replies:
5
Chingo Bling
Views:
2,696
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Die, you ****e gimmick.
Die, you ****e gimmick.
Forum:
General Discussions
5 Jun 2003, 18:06
Replies:
29
Blink 182
Views:
3,780
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Blink 182
They just seemed to fade into obscurity.
Forum:
General Discussions
5 Jun 2003, 17:50
Replies:
5
Chingo Bling
Views:
2,696
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Chingo Bling
http://www.chingobling.com/ChingoBling.com2.0.htm
Forum:
General Discussions
5 Jun 2003, 13:08
Replies:
12
i have a dilemma for lunch
Views:
3,236
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
L O L
L
O
L
Forum:
General Discussions
5 Jun 2003, 03:37
Replies:
23
this is odd
Views:
3,304
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Yesh. When I checked this forum before, it...
Yesh.
When I checked this forum before, it said the last reply was from Luckeh!!!!!
Actually, it was me.
Forum:
General Discussions
5 Jun 2003, 00:30
Replies:
9
Wink more
Views:
3,111
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Wink more
I woke up this morning quite puzzled about the origins of winking. Why do humans contract the orbicularis oculi in order to convey a sly sub-text or for the purposes of flirting? The word derives...
Forum:
General Discussions
4 Jun 2003, 23:10
Replies:
11
Checking back on your threads or responses...
Views:
3,327
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Talk about replying to threads. What you do,...
Talk about replying to threads.
What you do, how you feel, etc.
Forum:
General Discussions
4 Jun 2003, 23:04
Replies:
11
Checking back on your threads or responses...
Views:
3,327
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Checking back on your threads or responses...
Coming back to check on your input, whether it be your thread or the two cent you added to someone else's thread. Keeping your ego in check or seeing if your point is validated upon by another bot. ...
Forum:
General Discussions
4 Jun 2003, 22:54
Replies:
25
Why monogamy?
Views:
3,278
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Marriage is a declaration of love. Getting...
Marriage is a declaration of love.
Getting rid of it simply wouldn't be right.
It's for proving your love to the world.
Forum:
General Discussions
4 Jun 2003, 22:50
Replies:
25
Why monogamy?
Views:
3,278
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Re: Re: Why monogamy?
I'm not moving to a country full of filthy foreigners.
Forum:
General Discussions
4 Jun 2003, 22:46
Replies:
25
Why monogamy?
Views:
3,278
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Why monogamy?
Bring back harems. It just doesn't seem fair that with all the love I have to give I am limited by LAW to only one wife. If it was legal I'm sure I could convince my wife to bring on some junior...
Forum:
General Discussions
4 Jun 2003, 19:46
Replies:
7
In this thread you give me praise
Views:
3,134
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Re: Re: In this thread you give me praise
Neither am I. It was just natural progression, because it seems to be the easiest song to learn which involves only using the A, D and E chords ie the chords I actually know.
Forum:
General Discussions
4 Jun 2003, 19:41
Replies:
14
So I was walking to my car
Views:
3,271
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I thought this thread said "So I was talking to...
I thought this thread said "So I was talking to my car" and I was going to post "LOL you talk to your car LOL" but it didn't so I won't :(
Forum:
General Discussions
4 Jun 2003, 19:39
Replies:
7
In this thread you give me praise
Views:
3,134
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
In this thread you give me praise
I feel most excellent at my achievement.
I've just about perfected Leaving On A Jet Plane too :cool:
Forum:
General Discussions
4 Jun 2003, 19:35
Replies:
7
In this thread you give me praise
Views:
3,134
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
In this thread you give me praise
... for I have just now perfected the twelve bar blues.
Forum:
General Discussions
4 Jun 2003, 17:50
Replies:
21
Complete this sentence
Views:
3,388
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Somebody already thought of my witty comment,...
Somebody already thought of my witty comment, sorry.
Forum:
General Discussions
4 Jun 2003, 17:29
Replies:
5
This thread has no purpose
Views:
2,475
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Who is this annoying phag?
Who is this annoying phag?
Forum:
General Discussions
4 Jun 2003, 17:18
Replies:
19
28 Days Later
Views:
3,151
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Thank you.
Thank you.
Forum:
General Discussions
4 Jun 2003, 17:16
Replies:
5
This thread has no purpose
Views:
2,475
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
This thread has no purpose
Hello. :) :( :o :D ;) :p :cool: :rolleyes: :mad: :eek: :confused: :down: :up: :bunny: :banana: :devil:
Forum:
General Discussions
4 Jun 2003, 12:46
Replies:
16
maths help
Views:
2,566
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I can't believe I've failed so much in maths. ...
I can't believe I've failed so much in maths.
I haven't got a clue what the answer is, but I know this is pish easy.
Forum:
General Discussions
4 Jun 2003, 03:41
Replies:
24
Zellwigger sucks
Views:
4,176
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
::drooooooooooooooool::
::drooooooooooooooool::
Forum:
General Discussions
4 Jun 2003, 02:03
Replies:
24
Zellwigger sucks
Views:
4,176
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I like feeling kitten paw.
I like feeling kitten paw.
Forum:
General Discussions
4 Jun 2003, 02:01
Replies:
24
Zellwigger sucks
Views:
4,176
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
If you can get past the potential embarrassment,...
If you can get past the potential embarrassment, the pornographic industry is the best industry to be in.
Anyway, nowadays IQ tests are no longer suitable for averaging a person's intelligence,...
Forum:
General Discussions
4 Jun 2003, 00:58
Replies:
31
A Toilet Survey
Views:
4,016
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Re: A Toilet Survey
Forum:
General Discussions
4 Jun 2003, 00:52
Replies:
24
Zellwigger sucks
Views:
4,176
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Don't think about her so much Just love her....
Don't think about her so much
Just love her.
She's absolutely gorgeous.
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Jun 2003, 22:36
Replies:
47
In this thread I show you a picture and you give me basic information on it
Views:
4,976
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Oh no. I respect severe retribution from...
Oh no.
I respect severe retribution from Snurx for this mistake :(
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Jun 2003, 22:33
Replies:
47
In this thread I show you a picture and you give me basic information on it
Views:
4,976
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Here, have six BANANAS for being utterly ace. ...
Here, have six BANANAS for being utterly ace.
:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
Thank you extremleh for your help, you have no idea how useful you've been.
Thank you,...
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3 Jun 2003, 22:16
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Is the album called "The Kick Inside"?
Is the album called "The Kick Inside"?
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3 Jun 2003, 21:11
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But I have to pay for that ****.
But I have to pay for that ****.
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3 Jun 2003, 19:19
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28 Days Later
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Dookie Velvet
These guys and a girl break into an primate...
These guys and a girl break into an primate reasearch laboratory and let loose the apes, who happen to be infected with a virus known as Rage. The apes attack them and they all get infected too.
...
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3 Jun 2003, 19:06
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If anyone in any way cares about this anymore,...
If anyone in any way cares about this anymore, here's another clue.
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3 Jun 2003, 03:11
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28 Days Later
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I can tell you the whole story if you like, and...
I can tell you the whole story if you like, and when it comes out in your country you can check to see if I'm right.
Pfft.
I thought it was about zombies too. It's not.
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3 Jun 2003, 02:36
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28 Days Later
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Yessir.
Yessir.
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3 Jun 2003, 02:25
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We live in two different countries. It was...
We live in two different countries.
It was released on DVD over here in the UK very recently.
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3 Jun 2003, 02:01
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'comedy' chain email
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Dookie Velvet
When I clicked on that link, the "Meow!" sounded...
When I clicked on that link, the "Meow!" sounded off at the exact same moment as all the music in Evanescence - Bring Me To Life stopped a second before the first chorus, for hilarious comedy effect.
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2 Jun 2003, 22:59
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No, it wasn't. It was ****e.
No, it wasn't.
It was ****e.
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2 Jun 2003, 22:39
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The nice ending wouldn't bother me usually... but...
The nice ending wouldn't bother me usually... but it seemed too... rushed.
Like they couldn't be arsed putting the same amount of effort into the end as they did throughout the rest of the film.
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2 Jun 2003, 22:38
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3,151
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I'm off to watch the alternative ending now.
I'm off to watch the alternative ending now.
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2 Jun 2003, 22:10
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4
Can we have a summer theme to the boards please?
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I demand :e_chick: be brought back.
I demand :e_chick: be brought back.
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2 Jun 2003, 22:05
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28 Days Later
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The soundtrack is one of the best I've heard in a...
The soundtrack is one of the best I've heard in a while.
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2 Jun 2003, 22:02
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28 Days Later
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I felt so sorry for that soldier who looked like...
I felt so sorry for that soldier who looked like Bloomers.
The poor bugger.
Edit: I felt sorry for him because of the way he died, not because he looked like Bloomers.
It ended all too...
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2 Jun 2003, 22:00
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ne one see richard and judy?
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Dookie Velvet
'old'
'old'
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2 Jun 2003, 21:51
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28 Days Later
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28 Days Later
I thought this was meant to be a horror film or something.
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2 Jun 2003, 20:20
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Epilepsy
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3,023
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Dookie Velvet
I demand that this drooling pubic hair be banned.
I demand that this drooling pubic hair be banned.
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2 Jun 2003, 20:18
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26
Epilepsy
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3,023
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Dookie Velvet
I stared at that for five seconds and I have a...
I stared at that for five seconds and I have a headache now
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2 Jun 2003, 19:10
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42
Hmmm
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4,764
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Dookie Velvet
Pepsi is ****ing rancid ****
Pepsi is ****ing rancid ****
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2 Jun 2003, 18:50
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oi
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3,083
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Dookie Velvet
:e_chick: for mod.
:e_chick: for mod.
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2 Jun 2003, 18:41
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6
oi
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3,083
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I was wondering about whether we could keep...
I was wondering about whether we could keep :e_chick: because it was fairly ace.
It's better than :confused: :bunny: and :devil: at any rate.
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2 Jun 2003, 18:32
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37
A special RAP about the GD Mods
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Dookie Velvet
My sweet god I have never heard anyone who...
My sweet god I have never heard anyone who sounded like that before.
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2 Jun 2003, 18:29
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7
Gladiator
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2,713
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I felt extremely sorry for the Emperor. ...
I felt extremely sorry for the Emperor.
Really, I know he was a bit of a bastard, but the minutes before he was executed were simply horrid in my eyes.
Public humiliation.
The feeling of...
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2 Jun 2003, 12:47
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15
I for one
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3,050
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You shouldn't be whipping your wang out next to...
You shouldn't be whipping your wang out next to another man unless you're planning a swordfight :mad:
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2 Jun 2003, 12:43
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31
The funniest Signs You ever seen!.
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3,466
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Dookie Velvet
That was perhaps the worst 'holiday' I've ever...
That was perhaps the worst 'holiday' I've ever had.
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2 Jun 2003, 12:40
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16
Is it wrong
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Dookie Velvet
No, it's not wrong. Just rather petty. ...
No, it's not wrong.
Just rather petty.
What.
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2 Jun 2003, 12:40
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16
Is it wrong
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2,921
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Dookie Velvet
It depends on what you're getting revenge for.
It depends on what you're getting revenge for.
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2 Jun 2003, 12:39
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:(
:(
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2 Jun 2003, 04:06
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I for one
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I for one
Am thankful for the little screens that every public restroom seems to have now between the urinals. I didn't use them before because they weren't there, like.
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1 Jun 2003, 23:17
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This is a thread about grammar
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1 Jun 2003, 23:14
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This is a thread about grammar
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Dookie Velvet
The argument I'm faced with is that gotten...
The argument I'm faced with is that gotten doesn't officially count as a word.
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1 Jun 2003, 23:10
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This is a thread about grammar
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This is a thread about grammar
Which is more grammatically correct?
"we haven't gotten a chance to prove our worth yet."
Or
"we haven't got a chance to prove our worth yet."
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1 Jun 2003, 22:12
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Suprise, Suprise.
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Dookie Velvet
"Surprise."
"Surprise."
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1 Jun 2003, 22:10
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47
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DOES IT LOOK LIKE THE ****ING SYMBOL ON ROBIN'S...
DOES IT LOOK LIKE THE ****ING SYMBOL ON ROBIN'S SHIRT TO ANYONE ELSE?
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1 Jun 2003, 21:12
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21 days to the new harry potter!
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One word: DISMAL
One word: DISMAL
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1 Jun 2003, 21:11
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39
21 days to the new harry potter!
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Dookie Velvet
I'm sure she was aiming for children above the...
I'm sure she was aiming for children above the age of four, however.
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1 Jun 2003, 21:11
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21 days to the new harry potter!
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I like the idea put forward in the Harry Potter...
I like the idea put forward in the Harry Potter series. I'm simply saying the implementaion is bad.
She's a terrible writer, and not half worthy of the praise she's recieved.
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1 Jun 2003, 21:07
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39
21 days to the new harry potter!
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3,078
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Dookie Velvet
This is true. I downloaded all the books...
This is true.
I downloaded all the books from KaZaA.
They're so ****ing poorly written.
I've never seen something so bad be so successful.
It's ludicrous.
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1 Jun 2003, 20:10
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14
Christina Aguilera - Fighter
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Dookie Velvet
Everyone knows this is the best Christmas song...
Everyone knows this is the best Christmas song ever.
I see no topic for discussion here.
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1 Jun 2003, 20:09
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Christina Aguilera - Fighter
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Christina Aguilera - Fighter
The chicks in that video are too hot for words.
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1 Jun 2003, 20:06
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17
Let's make this the most offensive thread ever
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I don't like poor people. In fact, I make fun of...
I don't like poor people. In fact, I make fun of the homeless of a regular basis.
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1 Jun 2003, 19:17
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27
Tom Cruise
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3,102
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Dookie Velvet
I'm trying to get my hair like his, but it's not...
I'm trying to get my hair like his, but it's not going too well.
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1 Jun 2003, 15:26
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17
Let's make this the most offensive thread ever
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Let's make this the most offensive thread ever
Hey MrL JaKiri, tell your mom I'm coming over tonight to pick up my underwear. I forgot it there last night.
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1 Jun 2003, 14:48
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A few people have said it looks like something...
A few people have said it looks like something from Speed Racer.
What's the connection, though?
I've checked http://www.google.com and can't find anything even remotely similar which involves...
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1 Jun 2003, 14:44
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Tom Cruise
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He was hot in Jerry Maguire.
He was hot in Jerry Maguire.
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1 Jun 2003, 03:42
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I've just been informed that it's the original...
I've just been informed that it's the original movie poster for Tron.
How likely is this to be correct?
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1 Jun 2003, 02:34
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I'm not bumping this.
I'm not bumping this.
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1 Jun 2003, 01:58
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17
Does anyone here still post on the Jolt forums?
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Dookie Velvet
I've never been to the Jolt forum. Is it any...
I've never been to the Jolt forum.
Is it any good?
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1 Jun 2003, 01:22
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27
Tom Cruise
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Tom Cruise
He's one hunk of a man.
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1 Jun 2003, 01:06
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47
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I just felt like calling you gay.
I just felt like calling you gay.
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1 Jun 2003, 00:48
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You're gay.
You're gay.
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1 Jun 2003, 00:39
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I figure if your parents would probably know it,...
I figure if your parents would probably know it, it's something that was popular back then, and isn't now. Like a band, maybe.
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31 May 2003, 23:25
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Here's a hint. APPARENTLY Your...
Here's a hint.
APPARENTLY
Your parents would probably know it
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31 May 2003, 22:30
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45
This Thread has been closed
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3,873
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Dookie Velvet
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31 May 2003, 22:11
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9
I keep having these dreams
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2,625
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Dookie Velvet
You're having these dreams because you're a...
You're having these dreams because you're a girl-hating queer.
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31 May 2003, 21:55
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21
One Hour Photo
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2,838
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Dookie Velvet
Donnie Darko is overrated.
Donnie Darko is overrated.
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31 May 2003, 21:43
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I demand.
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3,018
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Dookie Velvet
This is kinda how we got the :banana: smiley.
This is kinda how we got the :banana: smiley.
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31 May 2003, 21:39
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47
In this thread I show you a picture and you give me basic information on it
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What I'm looking for: - What the image is. ...
What I'm looking for:
- What the image is.
- Who (or what, apparently) made it.
- What it's about.
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31 May 2003, 21:31
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In this thread I show you a picture and you give me basic information on it
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In this thread I show you a picture and you give me basic information on it
... so that I can get a kickstart, find more advanced information myself and win an award!
http://www.villagephotos.com/viewpubimage.asp?id_=2837150
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31 May 2003, 18:25
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21
One Hour Photo
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2,838
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Where he clutches his eyes as the blood spurts...
Where he clutches his eyes as the blood spurts from them.
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31 May 2003, 18:22
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21
One Hour Photo
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2,838
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Dookie Velvet
What's that dream all about, eh?
What's that dream all about, eh?
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31 May 2003, 18:20
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13
Something's A-Brewing...
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3,073
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Something's A-Brewing...
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=578&ncid=578&e=2&u=/nm/20030530/ts_nm/iraq_intelligence_dc
It's OK to impeach a president because he got his member sucked by an intern, but if...
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31 May 2003, 01:58
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34
Best 'For Mod' taglines here
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Dookie Velvet For Mod: Because I'm worth it. ...
Dookie Velvet For Mod: Because I'm worth it.
:(
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31 May 2003, 01:09
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14
Hi! My name is
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2,925
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Dookie Velvet
Conspiracy Of One was good.
Conspiracy Of One was good.
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31 May 2003, 00:44
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25
A very important question!
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4,230
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Dookie Velvet
It's a biscuit.
It's a biscuit.
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31 May 2003, 00:41
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24
Idle Users
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3,976
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
"Get Paid To Surf" scheme? What's...
"Get Paid To Surf" scheme?
What's this?
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31 May 2003, 00:33
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20
Tamales of the forum
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3,533
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I've only got Nivia, none of this fancy "... for...
I've only got Nivia, none of this fancy "... for men" stuff.
It'll do, yes?
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31 May 2003, 00:27
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20
Tamales of the forum
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3,533
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Is Nivia cream any good, because it's all my...
Is Nivia cream any good, because it's all my mother's got...? :confused:
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31 May 2003, 00:25
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16
I am pissed off at Wolfowitz
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3,271
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Dookie Velvet
Nobody honestly truly believed this war was on...
Nobody honestly truly believed this war was on account of WMD that a certain dictator was holding anyway.
Not even the war supporters. Most of them, including myself, supported the war not because...
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31 May 2003, 00:16
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15
Hello, this thread is about The Simpsons
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2,850
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If this is the way it started out, I'm surprised...
If this is the way it started out, I'm surprised they bothered making a second series, though I'm glad they did.
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31 May 2003, 00:14
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16
I am pissed off at Wolfowitz
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3,271
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Dookie Velvet
Re: I am pissed off at Wolfowitz
Why is he dumb?
For admitting what we all knew in the first place?
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31 May 2003, 00:12
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15
Hello, this thread is about The Simpsons
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2,850
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Hello, this thread is about The Simpsons
I notice there's some episodes where the artwork and the voiceovers are of a far lower standard and quality. Why is this?
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30 May 2003, 15:31
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33
Just a minute! Whats this?
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3,640
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
This is probably one of the most hilarious...
This is probably one of the most hilarious threads I've seen in GD recently.
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30 May 2003, 15:23
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39
Comment on the Thread Starter below
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3,800
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Dookie Velvet
Realleh?
Realleh?
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30 May 2003, 15:22
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14
Manchester, home of the lunatics
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2,858
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Re: Re: Manchester, home of the lunatics
I was in there "for fun".
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30 May 2003, 15:19
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14
Manchester, home of the lunatics
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2,858
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Dookie Velvet
I was trying to figure out where I'd recognized...
I was trying to figure out where I'd recognized the fat bastard from as I was travelling home.
Either Kura took a trip down to Manchester or he has a twin brother.
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30 May 2003, 15:16
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14
Manchester, home of the lunatics
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2,858
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Dookie Velvet
I saw a fat man bearing a striking resemblance to...
I saw a fat man bearing a striking resemblance to Kurashima, dressed in a t-shirt and shorts and babbling incoherently at the top of his voice.
True story!
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30 May 2003, 15:12
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14
Manchester, home of the lunatics
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2,858
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Dookie Velvet
Manchester, home of the lunatics
I saw no less than five nutcases in the sixty minutes I spent in the city centre.
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30 May 2003, 01:13
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14
In this thread I praise Linkin Park and their single "Faint"
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2,699
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Dookie Velvet
SHUT UP AND GO BACK TO YOUR JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE...
SHUT UP AND GO BACK TO YOUR JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE CDS, TEENYBOPPER. LOLZ.
:(
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30 May 2003, 01:03
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14
In this thread I praise Linkin Park and their single "Faint"
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2,699
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Dookie Velvet
In this thread I praise Linkin Park and their single "Faint"
Because it's really good. :banana:
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30 May 2003, 00:57
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47
Bad ideas
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3,650
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Dookie Velvet
... ... I guess I was the only...
...
...
I guess I was the only one who already thought he was a GD mod, then.
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30 May 2003, 00:49
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47
Bad ideas
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3,650
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Dookie Velvet
:confused:
:confused:
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29 May 2003, 18:46
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20
Tamales of the forum
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3,533
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I'll try washing my face every morning with cold...
I'll try washing my face every morning with cold water and I'll call my mother and ask her for advice about what kind of non-oily moisturizers I should use, since I'm not "big up" on that sort of...
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29 May 2003, 17:59
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20
Tamales of the forum
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3,533
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Dookie Velvet
Tamales of the forum
I need advice as to how to get my skin looking healthier, facial skin in particular, yesh? :up:
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29 May 2003, 12:50
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13
What. The. ****?
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2,786
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Dookie Velvet
What. The. ****?
?????????????? (http://www.boston.com/dailynews/149/region/UMaine_horse_sexually_assaulte:.shtml)
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28 May 2003, 23:01
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21
A carpet muncher called Anne
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3,166
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Dookie Velvet
I have never met an attractive dyke. There...
I have never met an attractive dyke.
There is more substantial evidence of the existence of the Yeti.
:down: I wouldn't touch her with a bargepole.
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28 May 2003, 22:49
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21
A carpet muncher called Anne
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3,166
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Does the fact that she's your average ugly-as-sin...
Does the fact that she's your average ugly-as-sin dyke detract from how much I should value her compliment?
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28 May 2003, 22:03
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21
A carpet muncher called Anne
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3,166
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Dookie Velvet
A carpet muncher called Anne
Called me good-looking today.
Should I take this as a proper compliment, or should I view it in the same dismissive way I would view a compliment on my good looks from my mother?
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28 May 2003, 19:55
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19
I almost hung myself this morning.
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3,051
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Dookie Velvet
Re: Re: I almost hung myself this morning.
:banana: L :banana: O :banana: L :banana:
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28 May 2003, 02:50
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17
Hard to explain injuries.
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3,355
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Mushroom shaped bruises on her forehead.
Mushroom shaped bruises on her forehead.
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General Discussions
28 May 2003, 02:48
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6
Bandits
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2,579
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Dookie Velvet
There are dwarfs in Time Bandits. I have a...
There are dwarfs in Time Bandits.
I have a "problem" with dwarfs.
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General Discussions
28 May 2003, 02:22
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6
Bandits
Views:
2,579
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Bandits
The reviews were bad, but I enjoyed it.
But for the ending, it was a decent film.
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General Discussions
27 May 2003, 23:52
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17
Hard to explain injuries.
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3,355
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
How did you sprain your thumb?
How did you sprain your thumb?
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General Discussions
27 May 2003, 23:37
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21
Bbc
Views:
3,957
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
There's one where this woman is hanging onto the...
There's one where this woman is hanging onto the edge of a cliff by her fingertips, shouting for help, while a couple sit right in front of her, eating biscuits and drinking tea, watching and just...
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General Discussions
27 May 2003, 21:21
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21
The Old PA forum DB
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3,789
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Now look what you've done, you cnuts. I was...
Now look what you've done, you cnuts.
I was half way through, fs.
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General Discussions
27 May 2003, 20:11
Replies:
21
What button on your keyboard...
Views:
3,048
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Teapots are for posh twats.
Teapots are for posh twats.
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General Discussions
27 May 2003, 20:05
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21
What button on your keyboard...
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3,048
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I didn't see his other thread :( Okay, let's...
I didn't see his other thread :(
Okay, let's salvage this one.
When you make a cup of tea, do you take out the teabag?
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General Discussions
27 May 2003, 19:32
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21
The Old PA forum DB
Views:
3,789
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Seconded.
Seconded.
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General Discussions
27 May 2003, 19:30
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21
What button on your keyboard...
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3,048
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
What button on your keyboard...
Do you LOVE?
I love the Windows Key and the TAB key.
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General Discussions
27 May 2003, 00:38
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48
will matrix repeat star wars trilogy
Views:
3,746
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
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General Discussions
26 May 2003, 17:42
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9
Another Eurovision Song Contest Thread
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2,836
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Another Eurovision Song Contest Thread
And this tactical voting.
How exactly does this work?
Does Bosnia-Herzegovina or someplace giving Turkey twelve points really influence the Turkish government in their favour?
I can't...
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General Discussions
25 May 2003, 22:21
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53
mp3 time!!
Views:
5,549
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I'm alternating between Pet Shop Boys - Always On...
I'm alternating between Pet Shop Boys - Always On My Mind, Red Hot Chili Peppers - Californication and Hot Action Cop - Fever For The Flava. Occasionally Idlewild - Modern Way Of Letting Go gets a...
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General Discussions
25 May 2003, 22:18
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43
Happy agent smith
Views:
3,561
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Agent Smith is a closest homosexual.
Agent Smith is a closest homosexual.
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General Discussions
25 May 2003, 20:19
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28
Petition to change the :confused: smiley
Views:
3,372
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Plus it also gives the impression that the person...
Plus it also gives the impression that the person was confused but is confused no longer, which is generally not what the :confused: smiley should be about. If you want a smiley that gives the...
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General Discussions
25 May 2003, 20:16
Replies:
28
Petition to change the :confused: smiley
Views:
3,372
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Petition to change the :confused: smiley
Because it's ****.
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General Discussions
25 May 2003, 20:13
Replies:
3
Training Day
Views:
2,872
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Ta :up: It bothered me not knowing.
Ta :up: It bothered me not knowing.
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General Discussions
25 May 2003, 19:15
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3
Training Day
Views:
2,872
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Training Day
What does "Alonzo" say to his son?
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General Discussions
24 May 2003, 23:57
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4
I amuse myself
Views:
2,615
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I thought this thread was going to be about...
I thought this thread was going to be about playing with your penis.
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General Discussions
24 May 2003, 23:27
Replies:
7
Terry Wogan
Views:
2,550
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Terry Wogan
Though I dislike the fact that the man seems to think he's English, he never fails to make me laugh.
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General Discussions
24 May 2003, 21:52
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9
Keanu Reeves
Views:
2,906
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Keanu Reeves
I haven't seen the movie, but the ads make this guy look really swell in a long dress. Very sexy, if you are so persuaded. :cool:
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General Discussions
24 May 2003, 20:18
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13
The Austrian Eurovision Song Contest Entry
Views:
2,864
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
The Austrian Eurovision Song Contest Entry
In this thread you laugh about it.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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General Discussions
23 May 2003, 22:15
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0
Fast Food Rockers
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2,083
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Fast Food Rockers
God help us all.
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General Discussions
23 May 2003, 18:02
Replies:
34
Eurovision
Views:
3,221
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Eurovision is a farce, the level of entertainment...
Eurovision is a farce, the level of entertainment arising from watching it on a par with sticking your penis in the microwave.
It used to be good. Now it's pish.
I'd rather come on GD than...
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General Discussions
22 May 2003, 19:41
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39
Women/Monkeys/Screws/Men/Burning
Views:
3,611
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Re: Women/Monkeys/Screws/Men/Burning
I personally find both men and women do what you've just described.
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General Discussions
22 May 2003, 18:49
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1
The Stupid Joke Thread
Views:
2,790
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
The Stupid Joke Thread
DISCLAIMER: ANY REFERENCES TO "YOUR MOM" ARE HYPOTHETICAL.
YOUR MOM IS SO FAT SHE SAT ON A BRIDGE AND IT FELL
YOUR MOM IS SUCH A LESBIAN YOU HAVE TWO MOMS (LOL)
YOUR MOM IS SO FAT SHE...
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General Discussions
21 May 2003, 18:57
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23
Die Hard With A Vengeance
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3,621
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Jeremy Irons doesn't get enough respect :(
Jeremy Irons doesn't get enough respect :(
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General Discussions
21 May 2003, 18:44
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86
Conversation Starters
Views:
8,890
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I reckon it's over. She's no longer...
I reckon it's over.
She's no longer diverting any attention towards me and now there's absolutely no conversation between us, at any time. Ever.
She's spending all her time continuously...
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General Discussions
21 May 2003, 18:43
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23
Die Hard With A Vengeance
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3,621
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Here, here!
Here, here!
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General Discussions
20 May 2003, 23:20
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23
Die Hard With A Vengeance
Views:
3,621
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Die Hard With A Vengeance
Utter class.
With a little tweaking, this could've been perfect.
Five bananas.
:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
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General Discussions
20 May 2003, 19:06
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5
Forgive me father for I have sinned
Views:
2,721
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
It's a sin Everything I've ever done ...
It's a sin
Everything I've ever done
Everything I ever do
Every place I've ever been
Everywhere I'm going to
It's a sin
Father, forgive me, I tried not to do it
Turned over a new leaf, then...
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General Discussions
19 May 2003, 22:47
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4
Thread dedicated to the guy who lost £7000 on Millionaire
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3,010
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Dookie Velvet
Thread dedicated to the guy who lost £7000 on Millionaire
The guy from Northern Ireland
I felt genuinely sorry for him :(
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General Discussions
19 May 2003, 18:59
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24
Leonardo di Caprio's best film is...?
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3,419
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
He played Arnie Grape in "What's Eating Gilbert...
He played Arnie Grape in "What's Eating Gilbert Grape?"
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General Discussions
19 May 2003, 17:09
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18
Ewww FFS
Views:
3,900
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I found maggots in a hamburger I got from...
I found maggots in a hamburger I got from MacDonalds once. The sad thing was that I had taken a bite out of it before I discovered them :(
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General Discussions
19 May 2003, 17:05
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9
Pet Shop Boys - Always On My Mind
Views:
3,323
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Pet Shop Boys - Always On My Mind
What's the "deal" with the video to this?
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General Discussions
19 May 2003, 00:52
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55
Scariest Film ever.
Views:
6,950
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Event Horizon always sends a slight shiver down...
Event Horizon always sends a slight shiver down my spine whenever I watch it, but I wouldn't really call it "scary".
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General Discussions
18 May 2003, 16:39
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14
My first sexual experience
Views:
3,679
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
'Tis done!
'Tis done!
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General Discussions
18 May 2003, 16:36
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14
My first sexual experience
Views:
3,679
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
My first sexual experience
THE YEAR WAS 2002 AND A HALF, I was wearing a spanky new red suit and a candycane-colored tie tied in a half-hearted attempt at a windsor knot. My underwear had not changed for the past two days but...
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17 May 2003, 23:50
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8
god dammit
Views:
2,926
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Re: god dammit
Ewwwww.
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General Discussions
17 May 2003, 19:52
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13
I like feeling
Views:
3,115
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Cat lovers unite. :banana:
Cat lovers unite. :banana:
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General Discussions
17 May 2003, 19:44
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13
I like feeling
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3,115
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I like feeling
My cat's paws.
What do you like feeling?
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General Discussions
17 May 2003, 02:54
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9
Pathetic
Views:
2,827
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
My psychiatrist looks like Renee Zellweger :(
My psychiatrist looks like Renee Zellweger :(
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General Discussions
17 May 2003, 00:30
Replies:
18
blade runner?
Views:
2,911
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
He doesn't, because that makes for a far better...
He doesn't, because that makes for a far better ending.
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General Discussions
17 May 2003, 00:28
Replies:
18
blade runner?
Views:
2,911
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I'd hardly call it overrated.
I'd hardly call it overrated.
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General Discussions
16 May 2003, 23:00
Replies:
9
Pathetic
Views:
2,827
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Pathetic
My two closest friends are my psychiatrist and a woman I met online :(
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General Discussions
16 May 2003, 18:34
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5
Tivoli Park?
Views:
2,651
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I've got something to put in you I've got...
I've got something to put in you
I've got something to put in you
I've got something to put in you
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar
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General Discussions
15 May 2003, 22:46
Replies:
24
My New Baby
Views:
3,509
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Re: My New Baby
What an absolutely superb term.
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General Discussions
15 May 2003, 22:20
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14
I'm posting on an internet forum
Views:
3,353
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaoijaid...
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaoijaidhhahaphcidjhaohviubghaagapaehffja
ape9fujgfnetbd./akuhffdvihfdovbaogho;/soiv;n\as8gfovv k.\ *cough* *wheeze* *hack*
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General Discussions
15 May 2003, 19:26
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86
Conversation Starters
Views:
8,890
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
For anyone who's remotely curious as to how this...
For anyone who's remotely curious as to how this went on, I'll tell you... it didn't.
Monday came and I didn't do anything you lot suggested. I just adopted the policy of ignoring her. She doesn't...
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General Discussions
15 May 2003, 18:51
Replies:
44
Big Brother starts again soon.
Views:
3,494
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Don't worry. Just one more series and it's all...
Don't worry. Just one more series and it's all over.
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General Discussions
15 May 2003, 18:50
Replies:
4
Me, Myself And Irene
Views:
2,550
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I got more laughs out of the "Gay Bar" video for...
I got more laughs out of the "Gay Bar" video for Electric Six.
It was too hammy for me.
The potential for an ace comedy was there, which is a piteh :(
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General Discussions
15 May 2003, 18:37
Replies:
4
Me, Myself And Irene
Views:
2,550
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Me, Myself And Irene
NEVER BEFORE HAS A MOVIE ATTAINED SUCH LEVELS OF CRAPNESS.
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General Discussions
14 May 2003, 19:17
Replies:
34
what is you most hated vegetable?
Views:
4,233
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
You'll notice that every single vegetable tastes...
You'll notice that every single vegetable tastes nice when smothered in gravy.
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General Discussions
14 May 2003, 18:56
Replies:
34
what is you most hated vegetable?
Views:
4,233
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Lettuce for me. It has no taste. If I was...
Lettuce for me. It has no taste.
If I was starving in the desert, it's about the only vegetable I'd think twice about before eating.
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General Discussions
14 May 2003, 02:31
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10
Affluent White Conspiracy?
Views:
2,713
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Affluent White Conspiracy?
Could it be, boys and girls, that all the social programs, all the so-called initiatives that supposedly help the under-priviliged, the under class, are just so much cynical appeasement?
Could it...
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General Discussions
12 May 2003, 23:32
Replies:
24
Fundraising suggestions
Views:
3,021
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Sponsored arse jiggling.
Sponsored arse jiggling.
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General Discussions
11 May 2003, 22:57
Replies:
49
The UK Singles charts are NOT fixed. Nope , not at all.
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4,719
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
They're not fixed. The charts = musical...
They're not fixed.
The charts = musical taste of the general UK under-12 population.
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General Discussions
11 May 2003, 15:26
Replies:
52
So messed up
Views:
6,604
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Re: Re: Re: So messed up
How's he doing now?
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General Discussions
11 May 2003, 15:07
Replies:
16
A Story
Views:
3,800
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Metafiction stopped being original fifty years...
Metafiction stopped being original fifty years ago when the nouveau romanists beat that horse to death, assuming I don't give credit for the kill to Pirandello, in which case it would be eighty years.
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General Discussions
11 May 2003, 02:08
Replies:
38
Your strategy for eternal existance
Views:
14,601
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
"Existence" Sorry :(
"Existence"
Sorry :(
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General Discussions
10 May 2003, 01:59
Replies:
19
Cool Internet Explorer image trick
Views:
3,629
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I FOUND THE BASTARD :bunny: :banana: :bunny:...
I FOUND THE BASTARD
:bunny: :banana: :bunny: :banana: :bunny: :banana: :bunny: :banana: :bunny: :banana: :bunny: :banana:
Three hours of my life wasted :(
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General Discussions
9 May 2003, 21:31
Replies:
19
Cool Internet Explorer image trick
Views:
3,629
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
And I am going to go through each and every...
And I am going to go through each and every single one until I find it, sad bast*rd that I am.
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General Discussions
9 May 2003, 21:15
Replies:
101
Most Overrated Band Ever?
Views:
12,907
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
THE WHITE STRIPES ...and... EVANESCENCE...
THE WHITE STRIPES
...and...
EVANESCENCE
Edit: And for classic... it would be Kiss.
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General Discussions
9 May 2003, 18:17
Replies:
86
Conversation Starters
Views:
8,890
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I was going to answer you but I accidentally...
I was going to answer you but I accidentally pressed enter :(
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General Discussions
9 May 2003, 18:15
Replies:
86
Conversation Starters
Views:
8,890
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I sometimes have that problem :( I'll...
I sometimes have that problem :(
I'll try this.
Do it already.
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General Discussions
9 May 2003, 18:02
Replies:
15
Road To Perdition
Views:
3,117
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Maybe I'm just easily pleased :(
Maybe I'm just easily pleased :(
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General Discussions
9 May 2003, 17:59
Replies:
15
Road To Perdition
Views:
3,117
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Road To Perdition
It's fantabulous!!
:bunny: :banana: :bunny: :banana: :bunny: :banana: :bunny: :banana:
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General Discussions
9 May 2003, 15:33
Replies:
86
Conversation Starters
Views:
8,890
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I've attempted the small talk, but it's not been...
I've attempted the small talk, but it's not been very successful so far. I figure making her laugh is the way forward, but I have no idea how to do so, since my vocabulary of humour consists of fart...
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General Discussions
9 May 2003, 15:25
Replies:
86
Conversation Starters
Views:
8,890
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Re: Re: Conversation Starters
I don't. But I'd like to. Even Stephen Hawking has his fantasies :rolleyes:
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General Discussions
9 May 2003, 15:08
Replies:
37
mom's day
Views:
3,697
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Perhaps I should make it easier for you in the...
Perhaps I should make it easier for you in the future by adding explanatory tags to my posts?
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General Discussions
9 May 2003, 14:04
Replies:
86
Conversation Starters
Views:
8,890
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
You're getting better.
You're getting better.
Forum:
General Discussions
9 May 2003, 13:52
Replies:
86
Conversation Starters
Views:
8,890
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I hate you all.
I hate you all.
Forum:
General Discussions
9 May 2003, 13:43
Replies:
86
Conversation Starters
Views:
8,890
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Conversation Starters
Everyday from 4PM to 4:30PM I find myself sitting in the front room of the building in which I work, alone but for an incredibly attactive girl sitting opposite me. And everyday, that half an hour...
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General Discussions
9 May 2003, 02:48
Replies:
37
mom's day
Views:
3,697
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Silly foreigners. Mother's Day was weeks ago :p
Silly foreigners. Mother's Day was weeks ago :p
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General Discussions
8 May 2003, 18:32
Replies:
10
Internet Explorer
Views:
2,982
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I did :(
I did :(
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General Discussions
8 May 2003, 18:00
Replies:
10
Internet Explorer
Views:
2,982
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
There were three links, none of which were...
There were three links, none of which were Internet Explorer :(
It doesn't recognize the command :confused:
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General Discussions
8 May 2003, 02:39
Replies:
10
Internet Explorer
Views:
2,982
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Windows 95.
Windows 95.
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General Discussions
8 May 2003, 02:35
Replies:
10
Internet Explorer
Views:
2,982
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Internet Explorer
I'm posting this on behalf of a youth group I work with. Internet Explorer apparently keeps running automatically on startup and they'd like to know how to stop it. Thanks in advance.
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General Discussions
7 May 2003, 22:16
Replies:
60
Friends
Views:
7,154
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I am friendless :( Absolutely zilch in the...
I am friendless :(
Absolutely zilch in the real friends department. All I have are acquaintances.
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General Discussions
7 May 2003, 18:08
Replies:
18
Absurdity Crackdown
Views:
3,073
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
This is the greatest thread ever :banana:
This is the greatest thread ever :banana:
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General Discussions
7 May 2003, 01:11
Replies:
40
The Three least watchable sports
Views:
3,567
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Fishing Big Game Hunting Cricket
Fishing
Big Game Hunting
Cricket
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General Discussions
5 May 2003, 23:46
Replies:
8
Sealab 2021
Views:
2,647
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
On the subject of crappy science fiction...
On the subject of crappy science fiction programs, has anyone ever seen that Babylon 5 spin off...? (At least, I assume it's a Babylon 5 spin off, there were a number of references made to it). It's...
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General Discussions
5 May 2003, 23:41
Replies:
29
snooooker
Views:
3,224
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
He really didn't deserve to win.
He really didn't deserve to win.
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General Discussions
4 May 2003, 21:45
Replies:
53
Salty water
Views:
5,591
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I have a silver cover which I put on my PC...
I have a silver cover which I put on my PC whenever I'm not using it.
It's as clean as a whistle.
My PC []\/\/|\|5 yours.
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General Discussions
4 May 2003, 14:41
Replies:
14
Grand Theft Auto III
Views:
3,055
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
OK... an example... You know at the start of...
OK... an example...
You know at the start of the game, it shows a burning car right before the camera angle changes to a view of your guy and 8-Ball, where he tells you, "I know a place on the...
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General Discussions
4 May 2003, 13:55
Replies:
14
Grand Theft Auto III
Views:
3,055
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
giveusatank + gunsgunsguns + itsallgoingmaaad +...
giveusatank + gunsgunsguns + itsallgoingmaaad + nastylimbscheat + weaponsforall = greatest game ever
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General Discussions
2 May 2003, 15:58
Replies:
21
The 2035 Thread
Views:
3,155
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
The 2035 Thread
The year 2035 = the end of physics/history
According to world population trends reflecting the last 100,000 years, human population becomes infinite in the year 2035.
Tranhumanists believe this...
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1 May 2003, 21:41
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25
Alot of brittish towns ends with 'ham'..
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4,059
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Dookie Velvet
I live in Oldham :(
I live in Oldham :(
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1 May 2003, 01:58
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34
This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no...
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4,181
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Dookie Velvet
They're a gimmick, much like t.a.t.u and Las...
They're a gimmick, much like t.a.t.u and Las Ketchup.
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1 May 2003, 01:54
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18
Are you elf or dwarf?
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3,158
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Dookie Velvet
Dwarf, though I want to be an Elf when I grow up...
Dwarf, though I want to be an Elf when I grow up :(
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29 Apr 2003, 23:32
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14
Grand Theft Auto III
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3,055
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Dookie Velvet
So your advice is to give up? :(
So your advice is to give up? :(
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General Discussions
29 Apr 2003, 22:57
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14
Grand Theft Auto III
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3,055
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Dookie Velvet
Grand Theft Auto III
There's something wrong with it. :(
The graphics refuse to work properly.
Like the traffic lights. You can't see the colour they're at.
Sometimes they come back on, but only for a short...
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28 Apr 2003, 01:18
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7
Halliburton
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2,380
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Dookie Velvet
Halliburton
Greetings, and other salutations...
The talking heads - and, surprise! the Democrats - are making a lot of noise lately about Halliburton.
According to 60 Minutes, during the years that Dick...
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27 Apr 2003, 15:33
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3
The ballroom
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2,673
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Dookie Velvet
The ballroom
Funny. The modern ball room is a place people go so they can ball. A little different than the original meaning.
It finally fits.
"Grandma, is that you? Did you save your uterus or did you let...
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25 Apr 2003, 22:27
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17
Is this irony or something else?
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3,181
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Dookie Velvet
Is this irony or something else?
Iraqi Shiite's first act of free speech is to demand that there be no free speech :confused:
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25 Apr 2003, 14:49
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7
I found the funniest fetish ever
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3,077
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Dookie Velvet
http://ender.com/~armesti/big-gulp/20000501_15:35:...
http://ender.com/~armesti/big-gulp/20000501_15:35:43_696.jpg
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25 Apr 2003, 14:45
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7
I found the funniest fetish ever
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3,077
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Dookie Velvet
I found the funniest fetish ever
http://www.casti.com/big-gulp/pictures/pix_main.html
I mean, I dunno, maybe I'm just behind the curve when it comes to keeping up with horrible fetish websites, but this is the first time I've...
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25 Apr 2003, 14:16
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12
System Shock II
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3,511
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Dookie Velvet
I've never even heard of it :(
I've never even heard of it :(
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25 Apr 2003, 00:27
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5
Fortress
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2,400
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I was around ten or so when I first watched it. ...
I was around ten or so when I first watched it.
The only part I understood was that they were in a prison.
I slept in my mother's bed that night :(
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25 Apr 2003, 00:23
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5
Fortress
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2,400
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
The thing that makes it so good is the fact that...
The thing that makes it so good is the fact that it's just like Avril Lavigne's music - brainless, but fun. Order a pizza, get some beers, turn down the lights and enjoy.
!!!Kurtwood Smith!!! is...
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25 Apr 2003, 00:08
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5
Fortress
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2,400
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Dookie Velvet
Fortress
I had forgotten it was that good :banana:
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24 Apr 2003, 18:01
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6
Drew Henry and Kurashima
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3,166
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Dookie Velvet
Drew Henry and Kurashima
Long lost brothers.
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24 Apr 2003, 17:59
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26
I'm sick of people saying the war in Iraq was about OIL
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4,432
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Dookie Velvet
I heard they were going to split Iraq up into...
I heard they were going to split Iraq up into three provinces: Leaded, unleaded and diesel.
LOLZ
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23 Apr 2003, 21:53
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15
George Galloway
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2,805
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Someone on another MB I go to said, on this...
Someone on another MB I go to said, on this subject, that:
"nobody gives a sh*t. Every politician is on the make. You think dear old Tony isn't getting nice backhanders from the dear old US of A"...
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23 Apr 2003, 21:51
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7
How to keep an idiot busy...
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2,864
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
It's amusing and highly original :(
It's amusing and highly original :(
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23 Apr 2003, 21:05
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56
man utd once again are completely outclassed
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6,489
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Dookie Velvet
They are a bunch of CAVEMEN
They are a bunch of CAVEMEN
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23 Apr 2003, 18:16
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7
How to keep an idiot busy...
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2,864
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Because they probably did :(
Because they probably did :(
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23 Apr 2003, 18:08
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7
How to keep an idiot busy...
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2,864
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Dookie Velvet
How to keep an idiot busy...
Click Here (http://195.149.21.200/~paforum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=163286)
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22 Apr 2003, 22:09
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10
Postal 2
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2,822
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Dookie Velvet
Turn off the timer in the demo. Go into the...
Turn off the timer in the demo.
Go into the Console.
Set Gamestate Demotime 9999.
Enjoy the demo for as long as you like.
:)
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17 Apr 2003, 00:24
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2
Saddamized
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2,288
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Dookie Velvet
Saddamized
http://entertainment.yahoo.com/entnews/wwn/20030410/104998680005.html
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17 Apr 2003, 00:07
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22
Australian Phone Numbers
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3,340
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
You got it in one.
You got it in one.
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16 Apr 2003, 23:55
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22
Australian Phone Numbers
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3,340
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Only 4p a minute to Australia for me. I see...
Only 4p a minute to Australia for me.
I see what I was doing wrong actually. Thanks Ulysses :e_chick:
Stupid me. :(
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16 Apr 2003, 23:27
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22
Australian Phone Numbers
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3,340
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
It's not working for me anyway :(
It's not working for me anyway :(
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16 Apr 2003, 02:01
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20
The Immigration Game
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2,586
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Dookie Velvet
The Immigration Game
http://www.transience.com.au/el/elgameo.html
:)
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15 Apr 2003, 12:31
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9
whats the funniest thing....
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3,740
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Dookie Velvet
Oh god no :(
Oh god no :(
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15 Apr 2003, 12:18
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5
My wonderful idea for a video game
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2,335
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Dookie Velvet
My wonderful idea for a video game
A multiplayer first-person shooter starring famous historical figures.
I would love to see a big, grinning Teddy Roosevelt mow down Ghandi with a chain gun. Or Abraham Lincoln, Shaka Zulu, and...
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15 Apr 2003, 00:33
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7
I Set Forth A Challenge
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2,534
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
It sounds fairly desirable.....
It sounds fairly desirable.....
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14 Apr 2003, 23:30
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22
Australian Phone Numbers
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3,340
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
People call me gay because I listen to Aqua :(
People call me gay because I listen to Aqua :(
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14 Apr 2003, 23:28
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22
Australian Phone Numbers
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3,340
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I'm sorry MrL:( I never even got into...
I'm sorry MrL:(
I never even got into college :(
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14 Apr 2003, 23:25
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22
Australian Phone Numbers
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3,340
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
I tried it. But what it says doesn't correspond...
I tried it. But what it says doesn't correspond to what I've already been told.
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14 Apr 2003, 23:24
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22
Australian Phone Numbers
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3,340
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Note: I'm not looking for smartness, just...
Note: I'm not looking for smartness, just answers.
So no "Google is your friend" thanks.
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14 Apr 2003, 23:21
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22
Australian Phone Numbers
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3,340
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Dookie Velvet
Australian Phone Numbers
Does anyone know the Australian international code thingy?
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13 Apr 2003, 19:54
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17
Charlie & The Chocolate Factory
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2,699
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Dookie Velvet
Re: Charlie & The Chocolate Factory
Truer words never spoken.
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13 Apr 2003, 17:53
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10
Worrying state of affairs
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1,949
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Dookie Velvet
No, it's a two-way thing. Well you don't...
No, it's a two-way thing.
Well you don't necessarily have to have something to panic about for you to get a panic attack.
I used to get them when I was younger for no reason whatsoever...
...
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13 Apr 2003, 17:35
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10
Worrying state of affairs
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1,949
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
A panic attack, perhaps...?
A panic attack, perhaps...?
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12 Apr 2003, 19:46
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4
Does anyone here remember when ElectroPop was cool?
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1,668
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Dookie Velvet
Does anyone here remember when ElectroPop was cool?
Because I don't.
But I wish I did.
Bronski Beat, Soft Cell etc > Today's crap music
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12 Apr 2003, 18:24
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8
Kim Marsh
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2,789
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Dookie Velvet
I'd hit it.
I'd hit it.
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11 Apr 2003, 17:01
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1
Sinch
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2,346
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Dookie Velvet
Sinch
And their song "Something More".
Opinions?
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9 Apr 2003, 19:15
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27
So I'm downloading Fight Club from KaZaA
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3,358
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Dookie Velvet
Ta for your help guys. Incidentally, I've...
Ta for your help guys.
Incidentally, I've checked the download and it is Fight Club so everything's okay. Yeh.
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8 Apr 2003, 21:53
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54
Manchester United
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6,323
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Dookie Velvet
Real Madrid are the better team. Manchester...
Real Madrid are the better team.
Manchester United are cavemen, resorting to unsporting tactics when things don't go their way.
Take it or leave it.
This is the first football match I've...
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8 Apr 2003, 21:45
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16
The honda advert
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3,098
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Dookie Velvet
Advert where James Nesbitt cuts his neice's hair...
Advert where James Nesbitt cuts his neice's hair and then
blames it on a bad hairdresser > Honda advert.
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8 Apr 2003, 21:29
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54
Manchester United
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6,323
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
Manchester United
What a bunch of ****ing neanderthals.
Real Madrid outdo them in class, style, ability and talent.
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8 Apr 2003, 00:04
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27
So I'm downloading Fight Club from KaZaA
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3,358
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
So I'm downloading Fight Club from KaZaA
Or at least, that's what I think I'm downloading.
It's been going for two days... likely won't finish for another two days.
What do you think the chances of it actually being Fight Club are?
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6 Apr 2003, 23:14
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12
Um
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3,138
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Dookie Velvet
It's to discourage spammers.
It's to discourage spammers.
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6 Apr 2003, 17:09
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5
Microwave Egg Poachers
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3,266
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Dookie Velvet
Microwave Egg Poachers
Do not use them.
"Pierce yolk several times so it will not explode"
This is a lie.
It will explode whatever you do.
Even if you go at the egg yolk Norman Bates style.
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6 Apr 2003, 01:38
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62
The Greatest Game Music of ALL TIME (Volume 1)
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22,433
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Dookie Velvet
I figure I should bump this after hearing and...
I figure I should bump this after hearing and liking the music for V-Rally.
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5 Apr 2003, 18:00
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18
My first ever bet
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4,012
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Dookie Velvet
I just collected my money :bunny: :banana:...
I just collected my money :bunny:
:banana: :e_chick: :banana: :e_chick: :banana: :e_chick: :banana: :e_chick:
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5 Apr 2003, 16:35
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18
My first ever bet
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4,012
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Dookie Velvet
Because as far as I know, she's downstairs,...
Because as far as I know, she's downstairs, watching Brookside and eating mashed up carrots, parsnips and chicken curry.
:e_chick: :banana: :e_chick: :banana: :e_chick: :banana: :e_chick:...
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5 Apr 2003, 16:31
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18
My first ever bet
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4,012
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
You sound like my mother :e_chick: :banana:...
You sound like my mother
:e_chick: :banana: :e_chick: :banana: :e_chick: :banana: :e_chick:
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5 Apr 2003, 16:28
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18
My first ever bet
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4,012
Posted By
Dookie Velvet
The Grand National. :banana: :e_chick:...
The Grand National.
:banana: :e_chick: :banana: :e_chick: :banana: :e_chick: :banana:
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