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Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2018, 22:15
Replies: 22
Views: 4,636
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: hey what up

Would it help if I banned your account for posting on a dead forum?
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 8 Aug 2016, 22:10
Replies: 2
Views: 1,580
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Round 68 Name Voting

Fiery, you need to add "i liek buttar!" to satisfy the popular vote.

All of these are just so passé.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Aug 2016, 22:05
Replies: 104
Views: 36,653
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: so... where'd everyone go?

Hmm, I'm guessing I made this account on an evening of high alcohol intake and somehow it slipped my increasingly befuddled mind.

See you in another couple of years!
Forum: General Discussions 13 Oct 2010, 12:18
Replies: 5
Views: 13,638
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Mister netgamers 2010

Pics please (not gay)
Forum: General Discussions 7 Oct 2010, 00:07
Replies: 16
Views: 3,077
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Anonymous

All the above is why I only really download anything when I'm connected to free Wi-Fi hotspots at airports, hotels, customer offices, etc. that don't require a login or acceptance of terms (which...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jun 2010, 17:30
Replies: 544
Views: 30,976
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: World Cup Prediction Thread

This thread needs an enema.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Apr 2010, 21:27
Replies: 98
Views: 16,237
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Almost a decade!

Newb back off to newbland, newb
Forum: General Discussions 20 Apr 2010, 01:16
Replies: 98
Views: 16,237
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Almost a decade!

10 years one week.

I remember discovering PA after reading about in PC Gamer or something after I bought my first flat and was free and single for the first time in 3 years.

Nights spent...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Feb 2010, 14:23
Replies: 3
Views: 1,367
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Used video games

Will any of these places exchange my unused PA credits?
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2010, 22:58
Replies: 46
Views: 7,431
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: To Yahwe

Oh the good old days...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Oct 2009, 03:03
Replies: 19
Views: 3,722
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Favorite "song"

Utah Saints - Love Song
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jun 2009, 14:29
Replies: 14
Views: 1,833
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: The King of Popped His Clogs

Dying may well be the best thing that could happen to him in order to get himself out of bankruptcy.

Extreme perhaps, but sales are pretty much guaranteed. Can he do the 02 shows in a coffin?
Forum: General Discussions 18 Feb 2009, 19:55
Replies: 12
Views: 1,432
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Amazing Stimulus

If a Republican stopped to help a cripple in the street, there'd be a Democrat pointing at the Republican telling everyone it was the Republican policies that crippled the man in the first place and...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Feb 2009, 23:49
Replies: 30
Views: 3,376
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: A Working Class Hero Once Again

But if you DO have a job, how does the cost of living compare when looking at fruit picking wages in the US and in Mexico?

But I'm not looking at whether or not it's easier to find a job in the US...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Feb 2009, 00:36
Replies: 30
Views: 3,376
Posted By Dead_Meat
Forum: General Discussions 9 Feb 2009, 13:28
Replies: 30
Views: 3,376
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: A Working Class Hero Once Again

Wherever it was that the short bus dropped you off at in the morning, it sure as hell wasn't at a school that did Economics.

What about relative cost of living?
Forum: General Discussions 9 Feb 2009, 00:16
Replies: 30
Views: 3,376
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: A Working Class Hero Once Again

I think it's heroic that people still want to wade through rivers, climb over fences and cross deserts, and be paid pretty much the same wage they'd get at home, with worse conditions and fewer...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Feb 2009, 12:01
Replies: 14
Views: 1,723
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: A Celebrity Once Again

I don't think it was actually.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Feb 2009, 01:01
Replies: 5
Views: 805
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: When to stop...

So, you're saying that the unit won't register that a charging voltage is available unless the software driver in the PC says it should?

Whilst I would submit that this bollocks, I am confused by...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Feb 2009, 00:56
Replies: 14
Views: 1,723
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: A Celebrity Once Again

TLC puts you in the company of "Jon and Kate Plus 8", "Little People, Big World" and "17 People and Counting"

It's not really saying much, is it?
Forum: General Discussions 17 Dec 2008, 05:58
Replies: 56
Views: 3,274
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Through the Fire and Flames

This is the result of "free" Internet service at Denver airport.

50% of the time a site won't load
The other 50% of the time, it loads with errors due to the massive amount of spammy headers to...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Dec 2008, 05:55
Replies: 14
Views: 2,069
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: who's still around?

Buenos nochas senor Cochese!


Holy crap. Still doing your DJ thang?
Forum: General Discussions 16 Dec 2008, 17:22
Replies: 56
Views: 3,274
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Through the Fire and Flames

[QUOTE=Gate;3161042]Anyone who BCs/DCs/HCs for an alliance has a good chance to learn teamwork and leadership skills. PA can encourage logical problem solving, time & resource management, dealing...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Dec 2008, 14:00
Replies: 14
Views: 2,069
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: who's still around?

I'm still here, although I'm told my moderator-ship is in question as I don't post very often.

This post just won me another 6 years of being PA's most beloved mod.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Dec 2008, 04:18
Replies: 56
Views: 3,274
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Through the Fire and Flames

How do you explain people playing PA then?

Years of effort into something that basically achieves nothing, unless PA is some sort of breeding ground for future politicians....
Forum: General Discussions 19 Oct 2008, 20:52
Replies: 30
Views: 4,025
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: How to make some money

Vodafone Malta has rolled out a WiMAX system to cover the whole island and is using a complementary VoIP solution on the system.

How do I know? We sold it to them.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Sep 2008, 16:54
Replies: 17
Views: 2,511
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Piyush Jindal

Another year, another round of 'Dodge the Hurricane' starts.

First up, our good friend Hanna, who looked to be coming a-knocking on Florida's door, only to pcik up her skirts and go see the nice...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Sep 2008, 23:59
Replies: 17
Views: 3,660
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: I'm in need of an adventure; what's your idea of an adventure?

If albatrosses get annoyed because their sailing dreams get sunk (ha ha) before they set sail (ha ha) then yes.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Sep 2008, 13:01
Replies: 17
Views: 3,660
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: I'm in need of an adventure; what's your idea of an adventure?

Become crew on a ocean-crossing yacht.

There are a number of agencies that will hook you up with a yacht making transatlantic crossings. Some of these (yachts) will charge you for the experience,...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jun 2008, 15:05
Replies: 31
Views: 2,070
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Food Crisis

The other way of looking at this (as I heard on the radio the other day) is that the consumption of luxury foods may actually increase.

Luxury foods will be largely unaffected by increases in the...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2008, 15:20
Replies: 11
Views: 1,093
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Reading On The Move

Get some noise cancelling headphones of your own.
Forum: General Discussions 10 May 2008, 14:13
Replies: 18
Views: 1,219
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Storyboard

How tall is your sister?
Forum: General Discussions 6 May 2008, 18:00
Replies: 29
Views: 2,353
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: 3-word Game

it felt bad.
Forum: General Discussions 6 May 2008, 16:56
Replies: 29
Views: 2,353
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: 3-word Game

not banning n00bs..
Forum: General Discussions 25 Apr 2008, 17:30
Replies: 20
Views: 1,726
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: congrats to green_cat and cr0!

Wait, so greencat is a man?

This thread has suddenly become worthy of GD.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Apr 2008, 21:08
Replies: 19
Views: 1,377
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Norwegians look here!!

Tesla figured out DC theory after wrapping his Mum in copper wire and shoving his tiny copper-covered cock into her, then wondered why sparks flew out of her arse.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Apr 2008, 05:26
Replies: 12
Views: 959
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: New Career?

As long as it's in the missionary position, I figure it's OK.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Mar 2008, 16:39
Replies: 10
Views: 1,198
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Tenants rights question

Do not talk to the landlord, write a letter to her.

Explaining that the burglar alarm, which is part of the contract, is broken and since the house was burgled recently, your gf wishes to have it...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Mar 2008, 14:50
Replies: 37
Views: 1,524
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: So...

Aren't ALL teenage girls scantily clad these days? I was under the impression female trendiness was inversely proportional to the weight of clothes being worn...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Mar 2008, 17:06
Replies: 120
Views: 3,592
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: GIF Ad Banners

Didn't you know Game was stunning the world with his l33t PA 5k!llz0r and cyb0ring l33t h4x025 when he was only 8?
Forum: General Discussions 11 Mar 2008, 21:45
Replies: 21
Views: 1,483
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Yahwe again.

Make sure you sell everything you own and drink the proceeds so the batshit bitch gets nothing.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Feb 2008, 17:01
Replies: 56
Views: 2,512
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Your Worries

I can get a job back here lickety-split.

The trouble is, I'll need an extra $4k a year (IF I rent it) just to cover expenses on a house I don't live in that might continue to depreciate.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Feb 2008, 14:50
Replies: 21
Views: 1,483
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Yahwe again.

1. Did Yahwe turn your advances down?
2. Don't be h8tin
Forum: General Discussions 29 Feb 2008, 14:48
Replies: 56
Views: 2,512
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Your Worries

We have a second house in the UK we're in the process of selling. No problems for deposit.

Renting it out will be a shortfall of ~$600 a month for every month (Mortgage + Insurance + Fees +...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Feb 2008, 14:39
Replies: 56
Views: 2,512
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Your Worries

That unfortunately doesn't solve the problem of being paid at work. The validity of my SSN runs out in six months as well...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2008, 23:57
Replies: 56
Views: 2,512
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Your Worries

I'm worried I won't be granted the visa upgrade we've just applied for and will have to move back to the UK in six months.

The moving back isn't such a bad thing, losing $50k on the house we...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Feb 2008, 02:49
Replies: 27
Views: 1,324
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Who killed diana?

Who (apart from Muhammed Al Fayad) gives a flying **** anymore?
Forum: General Discussions 23 Feb 2008, 19:35
Replies: 13
Views: 838
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Hmmm...

Sorry TK, now our super-secret anti-spambot group that uses GD as a cover has been revealed and our crusade against the spam is all for naught!

CURSES!
Forum: General Discussions 20 Feb 2008, 14:28
Replies: 13
Views: 838
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Hmmm...

Look at the icon used with this thread, it's almost always used by bots when they generate a new thread.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Feb 2008, 14:18
Replies: 13
Views: 838
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Hmmm...

Error in line 1: Postcount !=1
Forum: General Discussions 20 Feb 2008, 14:00
Replies: 13
Views: 838
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Hmmm...

90% of the reports come from the same person(s), so I suspect they've coded something to look for

The de facto note icon
Postcount of 1
Join Date

Then send an email reporting the spam.
...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Feb 2008, 21:16
Replies: 13
Views: 838
Posted By Dead_Meat
Post Hmmm...

HYPOTHESIS
I believe I am the victim of auto-alerts alerting us Mods to the presence of bots on the forum.

PROCEDURE
Open thread using the usual spambot Icon and see if I get an email alert for...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Feb 2008, 21:21
Replies: 34
Views: 1,351
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Bridget Jones Diary

America does have these kinds of places, it's called the Mid-West (Kansas, Nebraska, etc.).

I remember being in a BBQ restaurant out there once, when I was ordering, one of the other waitresses...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Feb 2008, 02:12
Replies: 36
Views: 7,975
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: At last

I guess that covers your copper-covered cock.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Feb 2008, 20:42
Replies: 36
Views: 7,975
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: At last

Anyone living on £25 a week is either:

Not eating enough
Not drinking enough
Not washing enough
All of the above.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Feb 2008, 16:21
Replies: 36
Views: 7,975
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: At last

Your cock has the potential to get signal if you wrapped some copper wire around it.

Maybe if we shoved a cable up your arse we could use you as an antenna until the technology companies catch up...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Feb 2008, 16:34
Replies: 30
Views: 1,619
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: So what the hell happened to that spastic horn?

Maybe he gave himself a Level 1 burn and the effect of an almost infinite amount of hurtful comment hitting an almost infinite amount of ignorance generated the now familiar space-time-fabric-rip...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Feb 2008, 23:33
Replies: 20
Views: 1,173
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Watch out Beadle's no longer about

What Nationality are you? Unless you're the lovechild of some kind of hidden Anglo-Aryan sect, seems to me that you're the product of several thousand years of interracial childbirth.

Is this why...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Feb 2008, 23:15
Replies: 20
Views: 1,173
Posted By Dead_Meat
Forum: General Discussions 1 Feb 2008, 22:53
Replies: 20
Views: 1,173
Posted By Dead_Meat
Forum: General Discussions 1 Feb 2008, 22:10
Replies: 20
Views: 1,173
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Watch out Beadle's no longer about

If I call you a chav, will you reel out another rib-tickler about how 2004 chavs were. We could keep it up until we've done all the years until now.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Feb 2008, 21:25
Replies: 20
Views: 1,173
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Watch out Beadle's no longer about

What kind of trousers are you wearing?
Forum: General Discussions 1 Feb 2008, 21:07
Replies: 20
Views: 1,173
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Watch out Beadle's no longer about

If you ever change your attitude and actually consider a career in anything, please discount anything to do with comedy.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Feb 2008, 19:13
Replies: 20
Views: 1,173
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Watch out Beadle's no longer about

Please stop, I'm crying here...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Feb 2008, 19:05
Replies: 20
Views: 1,173
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Watch out Beadle's no longer about

omg if that's a Level 3 I'm gonna be so pwnedpwned!
Forum: General Discussions 1 Feb 2008, 18:12
Replies: 20
Views: 1,173
Posted By Dead_Meat
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jan 2008, 22:54
Replies: 20
Views: 1,173
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Watch out Beadle's no longer about

Does making two bad posts make it into a one good post by sheer statistical averages, or do you do it purely because your attention span/laziness doesn't allow you to edit your posts or think about...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jan 2008, 16:10
Replies: 51
Views: 3,034
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: For all those outthere wanting to hear something about brazil

Yo momma so fat, they made a Google Earth section just for her!
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jan 2008, 19:53
Replies: 76
Views: 5,510
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: New PC

Ah, no, I meant example webpages you've made yourself.

If you're going to spend $2000 on a PC to make webpages, they'd better be pretty special, so I was looking to see how the new stuff stakcs up...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jan 2008, 17:32
Replies: 76
Views: 5,510
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: New PC

Do you have any example webpages we can look at to see the difference pre- and post-PC?
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jan 2008, 21:52
Replies: 76
Views: 5,510
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: New PC

You could spend half as much money on a decent PC without all the 'OMG IT'S SO CUTTING EDGE & LEET I COULD CARVE RAW STEAK ON IT ROFLOMGOLOLEGGSANDCHIPSALOLOLMFG" and keep the rest of the money to...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jan 2008, 23:05
Replies: 442
Views: 22,304
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: A Plane Problem

I'll ban anyone who prolongs this shit-fest.

Probably.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jan 2008, 13:19
Replies: 54
Views: 1,921
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Remember moi?

Stealth editing ftw!
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jan 2008, 13:14
Replies: 54
Views: 1,921
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Remember moi?

By quoting KaosTrigX?
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jan 2008, 13:06
Replies: 54
Views: 1,921
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Remember moi?

Are you the father?

If you're trying to find yourself, try Googling "loser" and see what pops up.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jan 2008, 13:03
Replies: 37
Views: 1,391
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Computer Network Question

I'm working with a customer that expects exactly that.

Different technology, same dumb attitude

"You said it would work with these units within a mile of the basestation"
"Yes, but we're in...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jan 2008, 20:52
Replies: 11
Views: 912
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: I reckon its a spam bot

Surely Dace is freechildporn's gimmick account?
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jan 2008, 20:49
Replies: 37
Views: 1,391
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Computer Network Question

My unnaturally lengthy life is made possible by the love and respect I feel flowing from GD's users.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jan 2008, 19:24
Replies: 37
Views: 1,391
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Computer Network Question

From looking at the Discovery site and how the Mythbusters tried it, I'm not surprised it didn't work.

Satellites work on receiving energy at tiny levels, which is why you don't need a high power...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jan 2008, 22:16
Replies: 37
Views: 1,391
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Computer Network Question

Relative to everyone else you are fast becoming (or already have become) the new Sunday8pm.

Desist.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jan 2008, 22:14
Replies: 37
Views: 1,391
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Computer Network Question

I cooked a frozen chicken with a RN frigate's radar once. It took about 5seconds.

So, yes, I guess everything's relative, but on a danger scale of one to a hundred, where sitting on top of a...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jan 2008, 21:52
Replies: 37
Views: 1,391
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Computer Network Question

Alessio sounds like the guy who came to work for us straight out of Uni/Masters and was working on a Ph.D

He read a book about Electromagnetic radiation and was concerned with the wide variety of...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jan 2008, 05:00
Replies: 37
Views: 1,391
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Computer Network Question

Oh for heavens' sake.

Your cellphone puts out anything up to 2W
802.11 routers put out about 1W
You're probably getting more radiation sitting in front of your PC than you will from an 802.11...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jan 2008, 04:35
Replies: 31
Views: 1,482
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Personal Territory

I know I take longer to pull out of my space at parking lots, when somone is waiting, as it usually took me a ****ING HOUR TO FIND THE SPACE AND I AIN'T JUST GIVING IT UP TO SOME JOHNNY COME LIGHTLY...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Dec 2007, 13:49
Replies: 49
Views: 20,031
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Emergency Assistance Needed

Send your friend this list, it should help him out enormously:

Abn Amro Bank, Manila
LKG Tower 6801 Ayala Avenue 1200 Makati City, Manila Philippines T:(632) 884...
Forum: General Discussions 31 Oct 2007, 18:23
Replies: 90
Views: 4,349
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Christmas Meet

Tell me you don't like that picture or that it doesn't suit you.

Go on.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Oct 2007, 16:28
Replies: 90
Views: 4,349
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Christmas Meet

Glory, glory modding pooower,
Glory, glory modding poooower,
Glory, glory modding pooower,
Please don't change it back...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Oct 2007, 18:42
Replies: 9
Views: 810
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: just dropping by to say...

hollywoodheidi sure reads a lot of forums.

Google Results...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Oct 2007, 13:38
Replies: 4
Views: 634
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: interesting new books

I heard a rumour that said advertising bots look at the length of time the threads they create last before being deleted as a way of knowing whether or not to post another spam message.

I say we...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Oct 2007, 04:36
Replies: 37
Views: 1,572
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Heroes season2

Why don't you do some damn work at work rather than watching shit TV series?

Just a thought.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Oct 2007, 20:16
Replies: 26
Views: 1,247
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Events Day - Need your help!

Technology/Communication
Get a digital camera, take some pictures of themelves/their school/their pee-pees, then use the photos on one of those DIY websites to make a simple webpage.

Get GD to...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Sep 2007, 19:01
Replies: 7
Views: 783
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Lois Maxwell

I heard someone died in Preston today, could we get a thread about them too?
Forum: General Discussions 29 Sep 2007, 17:16
Replies: 32
Views: 1,883
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Worst Birhday ever

My family has a villa in Spain.

Should I be concerned?
Forum: General Discussions 27 Sep 2007, 04:09
Replies: 32
Views: 1,883
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Worst Birhday ever

Should have had less sex with her.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Sep 2007, 19:10
Replies: 1
Views: 849
Posted By Dead_Meat
Scottish people officially 'not survivors'

I was reading this (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20070917/tts-uk-thailand-plane-648bc60_8.html) article about a Thailand airplane crash and noted this sentence:



I find this funny but, tbh,...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Sep 2007, 23:31
Replies: 16
Views: 914
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Five Years Time

Remember that your response depends on the job you're going for as well.

If you're applying for a soul-destroying battery farm Phone Tech Support role, saying that..

"In five years time I want...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2007, 18:59
Replies: 31
Views: 1,294
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Women's American ballthing

Theam, do you regularly search the forums for mention of the word 'hockey'?
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2007, 04:54
Replies: 3
Views: 602
Posted By Dead_Meat
Forum: General Discussions 19 Aug 2007, 13:27
Replies: 16
Views: 930
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: School Reports

Sadly, all the good stuff is in the UK in my 'archive'

I have plenty of stories about school (chalk dusters being thrown, compass needle in the head, skiving out of BCG vaccinations, etc.) but...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Aug 2007, 12:55
Replies: 16
Views: 930
Posted By Dead_Meat
School Reports

My father sent over a bunch of old memorabilia recently, amongst which was a school report of mine from............1976-77.

Yes, hahahahahaha, they had pens back then andyYes, Mathematics actually...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Aug 2007, 03:47
Replies: 97
Views: 4,714
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Stupid police officers and the nonsensical comments they make

Our 2 1/2 yr old cries and screams if she doesn't get her watered down wine with a meal if we're having some.

I'm a proud Dad.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Aug 2007, 04:03
Replies: 30
Views: 1,011
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Feelings

I think this thread should be derailed in order to find out why Tomkat teaches English and yet cannot spell, as he's proven on a number of occasions over the last few days.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Aug 2007, 20:39
Replies: 39
Views: 924
Posted By Dead_Meat
Forum: General Discussions 3 Aug 2007, 20:15
Replies: 39
Views: 924
Posted By Dead_Meat
Forum: General Discussions 3 Aug 2007, 14:54
Replies: 34
Views: 1,089
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: American politics scares the bejesus out of me.

If you want a simpler comparison:

In Britain, 'Cash for Questions' was a scandal.
In America, 'No cash, no Question' is how Congress works.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Aug 2007, 14:12
Replies: 34
Views: 1,089
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: American politics scares the bejesus out of me.

American politics can be summarised thus:

If one party puts forward a bill, the other party will almost always vote against it, no matter what the content, simpy because 'the other side did it'
...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Aug 2007, 14:01
Replies: 39
Views: 924
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: In the wake of recent events

Women usually want it both ways but rarely allow men to get it both ways.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Aug 2007, 13:34
Replies: 15
Views: 1,386
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: European VAT

From where to where.

Knowing this could be called, by some, fundamental to understanding your problem.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Aug 2007, 19:30
Replies: 17
Views: 781
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Anyone in favor of renaming pig to....

I just had this image of the SA fanboys wanking over this piece of the film, only for the plebs over at GD to 'discover' it as well, thus reducing the 1337 SA-quotient even further and requiring a...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Aug 2007, 18:56
Replies: 17
Views: 781
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Anyone in favor of renaming pig to....

Sorry, were they infringing on SA enjoying this or something?
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jul 2007, 19:33
Replies: 86
Views: 3,105
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: #forums

I remember when all this was ARPANET and the dramallama was still just a cria.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jul 2007, 13:50
Replies: 40
Views: 1,160
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: radical feminists lolz

They made it ultra-1337 by making people pay to view the forums, so only those committed enough and clever enough would join.

Also, they introduced the phrase 'post less, lurk more' to cow the...
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jul 2007, 12:44
Replies: 11
Views: 751
Posted By Dead_Meat
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jul 2007, 12:43
Replies: 86
Views: 3,105
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: #forums

Petitioning admins to allow this (http://www.skize.com/myspace-comments/im-sorry/img/Im-Sorry-02.gif) to be added to the smiley database.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jul 2007, 12:38
Replies: 62
Views: 2,130
Posted By Dead_Meat
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jul 2007, 00:11
Replies: 62
Views: 2,130
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Yes, I have read Tietäjä posts

GB2PD just doesn't have the same ring to it...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jul 2007, 21:21
Replies: 62
Views: 2,130
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Yes, I have read Tietäjä posts

I still think you're in the 'to be hit' parade.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jul 2007, 21:19
Replies: 62
Views: 2,130
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Yes, I have read Tietäjä posts

I think he's the type of guy who'll never settle down. Wherever pretty girls are, well you know that he's around. He kisses them and loves them because to him they're all the same. He hugs them and...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jul 2007, 17:45
Replies: 16
Views: 783
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Coconuts

Without reading the op, and assuming this is to do with a malfunctioning coconut, I shall suggest the following:

Fruiterer (Expensive, quality normally good)
Supermarket (Cheaper, hit and miss on...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jul 2007, 15:52
Replies: 62
Views: 2,130
Posted By Dead_Meat
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jul 2007, 15:51
Replies: 62
Views: 2,130
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Yes, I have read Tietäjä posts

There's this really loud whistling noise coming from my PC. I think it's this whole thread going over my head.

Please either take this to PM or explain to us nobodies whatever the **** it is...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jul 2007, 15:49
Replies: 86
Views: 3,105
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: #forums

Some people would suggest that not having a quit message is dire.

I think the point that's being missed here is that we've lost Koen and you obviously haven't planned for this contingency.
It...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jul 2007, 15:26
Replies: 62
Views: 2,130
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Yes, I have read Tietäjä posts

I could do what I'm supposed to do and move this to PD, as suggested by the latest missive from PATeam that we provide sound posting advice and be a rolemodel to the community.

Luckily, I already...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jul 2007, 15:03
Replies: 86
Views: 3,105
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: #forums

What's your quit message?
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jul 2007, 12:46
Replies: 86
Views: 3,105
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: #forums

I was going to suggest we bring this thread to the dramallama's attention, but I doubt it would be interested in attending.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jul 2007, 14:30
Replies: 42
Views: 1,428
Posted By Dead_Meat
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jul 2007, 14:30
Replies: 41
Views: 2,200
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Laptop Problems

You've put some thought into this, haven't you?
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jul 2007, 14:23
Replies: 41
Views: 2,200
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Laptop Problems

Somehow, I suspect this is related to the appearance of the new Harry Potter book, which brings more children into the streets and shops.

AM I RITE?
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jul 2007, 14:21
Replies: 42
Views: 1,428
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: So what do you do exactly?

I saw this thread had been replied to by Dace.

I almost didn't have to read the reply to know it would be along the lines of

'Gigging with your zimmer frame must be hard work'
'Did your...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jul 2007, 14:18
Replies: 41
Views: 2,200
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Laptop Problems

How about we switch you on and off? That might solve your sexlife problems.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jul 2007, 13:28
Replies: 41
Views: 2,200
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Laptop Problems

Also from what was Simply

http://www.misco.co.uk/applications/SearchTools/item-details.asp?EdpNo=273054&CatId=0

Price:
£289.99 ex VAT
(£340.74 inc VAT)

Intel Celeron-M 430...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jul 2007, 12:46
Replies: 41
Views: 2,200
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Laptop Problems

IN THE ASS!
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jul 2007, 05:07
Replies: 41
Views: 2,200
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Laptop Problems

Acer TravelMate 4202WLMi Intel Core Duo T2300E / 15.4 WXGA / 1GB / 80GB / DVD+/-RW / XP Pro / Laptop / Notebook PC...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jul 2007, 04:59
Replies: 42
Views: 1,428
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: So what do you do exactly?

Probably the best concert I went to was Roachford at Portsmouth Guildhall with about a dozen mates. We'd all been listening to the album for months, then all of a sudden, 'Cuddly Toy' goes large and...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jul 2007, 21:10
Replies: 40
Views: 1,292
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Answer a quick questionnaire for me

There's plenty of anecdotal evidence that shows that poor people can't afford to eat healthily, which is why they go to McDonalds and other shitty food suppliers, because it's cheap and filling.
...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jul 2007, 20:51
Replies: 21
Views: 1,111
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Moving to London

Unfortunate? Higher priority than this (http://www.library.ns.ca/publications/disseminator/index_2004/graph_2004/ssr_janet_pot_rev.jpg)?

HELL NO!
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jul 2007, 15:49
Replies: 40
Views: 1,292
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Answer a quick questionnaire for me

This list is missing the GD option of
'Would make me have more sex with an 8 year old'
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jul 2007, 00:20
Replies: 107
Views: 5,294
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: "TK in the Park": Logistics

Whoever he is, either he's a master of optical illusions, 4 years old, or a KURA SIZED MIDGET.

Maybe all three.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jul 2007, 13:43
Replies: 22
Views: 2,186
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Broadband

Pipex will soon have WiMAX in Manchester (link (http://www.marketwire.com/2.0/release.do?id=749701&sourceType=3)), which will mean no wires, no cables and roaming capability.

Later in the...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2007, 16:32
Replies: 26
Views: 1,248
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Hay guys

YUO HAEV TEH AIDS!
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2007, 14:43
Replies: 3
Views: 1,156
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Hello

Half the regular GD UK population is meeting up in London for a 'Meet' which is a thinly disguised excuse to drink a lot, then pretend that the gay gang-bang session that follows was alchohol induced...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jul 2007, 17:56
Replies: 107
Views: 5,294
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: "TK in the Park": Logistics

We could climb the heights of Idimmu's gut.

BRING OXYGEN
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jul 2007, 20:57
Replies: 12
Views: 737
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Modem / Router Issue

a) You may have to let NTL know of the different Modem, as most cable connections work using the MAC address of the modem.
Since you've changed the MAC, you need to let them know so they can either...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jun 2007, 22:08
Replies: 51
Views: 1,874
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: A moral question

Nod gets his milkshake in the yard for £1
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jun 2007, 16:53
Replies: 51
Views: 1,874
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: A moral question

Spending money to put off the inevitable is money wasted.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jun 2007, 15:51
Replies: 60
Views: 1,809
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: My goodness how stupid am i?

It wouldn't matter, as I'm biggin it up to Chemical Brothers - Burst Generator in a too large stylie to care!

Thicko.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jun 2007, 15:42
Replies: 60
Views: 1,809
Posted By Dead_Meat
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jun 2007, 15:16
Replies: 27
Views: 1,183
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: What do you call 10 englishmen on the bottom of the sea?

Since half of Central Texas is underwater right now, maybe they should do a repeat test.

It's not like they'd have to search too hard for a couple of fatties to test with.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jun 2007, 15:05
Replies: 14
Views: 1,151
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Obesity and toilets

Maybe it's a circular thing. The more weight you put on, the less you can shit, the less you can shit, the more you weigh, the more you weigh, the less..ect. etc.

Maybe all these really obese...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jun 2007, 20:52
Replies: 23
Views: 2,991
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: poker

Do you know how to play poker?
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jun 2007, 19:03
Replies: 64
Views: 3,201
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: And Justice For All

Dude, whether she's ripped apart by tidal forces or crushed into an infinitely small space with infinite density, it would still all be good as far as I'm concerned.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jun 2007, 18:59
Replies: 20
Views: 1,241
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: It's wrong on many levels - I'm sorry

Suddenly, it was like the cloud's had parted, a shining light blinding him with the realisation that the fulfilment of so many dreams, so many fantasies, so many seemingly infinite walls blocking his...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jun 2007, 18:35
Replies: 64
Views: 3,201
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: And Justice For All

I wish she was in (a) singularity
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 7 Jun 2007, 17:09
Replies: 4
Views: 1,951
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: I have a dream - Media Stuff

Thanks, I used to play around with PC-104 boards, which are stackable boards (processor/graphics interface/etc) that add functionality as you need them, they looka bit like those cards you linked to...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2007, 21:25
Replies: 39
Views: 1,196
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Tears on my keyboard

LOOK, I WENT SHOPPING, THEY HAD A SPECIAL ON CHILDREN SO I GOT THREE! (http://www.jomasport.be/images/bikes/bakfietsen/intro.gif)
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2007, 21:05
Replies: 39
Views: 1,196
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Tears on my keyboard

I doubt the reason mpr0733 came back was to have 100 people post 'Wow mpr0733, you're back, that's fantastic!' and not derail the thread into oblivion.

If he did, then I suspect his Internet...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2007, 20:44
Replies: 39
Views: 1,196
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Tears on my keyboard

I'd say yes, it's a bit harsh driving your kids around in a 1920's greengrocer's delivery cart, but hey, I'm not Dutch, so what do I know?
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2007, 20:41
Replies: 39
Views: 1,196
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Tears on my keyboard

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 6 Jun 2007, 19:04
Replies: 4
Views: 1,951
Posted By Dead_Meat
I have a dream - Media Stuff

So we moved into this new house. All very nice.

Wireless router reaches every corner with good signal strength, I could cable the house if I wanted to, but that's not really the issue.

I have...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2007, 17:19
Replies: 86
Views: 3,825
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Festival Wrist Bands

Since when was that a requirement for posting?
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2007, 17:17
Replies: 39
Views: 1,196
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Tears on my keyboard

Where did you move to? The Russian steppes?
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2007, 17:16
Replies: 17
Views: 910
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: [rant] the perfect job!

Way to go with the original advice duder. No-one thought of that yet!
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2007, 17:12
Replies: 53
Views: 1,850
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Working/moving abroad

The first rule about Sunday8pm is not to talk about Sunday8pm.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2007, 14:47
Replies: 53
Views: 1,850
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Working/moving abroad

Try workpermit.com, hope you got :tenbux:
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2007, 14:46
Replies: 53
Views: 1,850
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Working/moving abroad

I've worked with the same wireless telecoms company for ten years, so it wasn't a big problem to convince the US Embassy that they needed someone (me) in the US that knew all our products, can train...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2007, 13:47
Replies: 53
Views: 1,850
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Working/moving abroad

I moved to the States three and a half years ago through work, who got me a work visa, we're now working on a Green Card.

The process for the States takes months, and that's if the company can...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2007, 01:42
Replies: 94
Views: 2,928
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: What should my home drinks cabinet contain?

Runway at St Maarten starts about 100ft or so from the beach. Planes come in LOW. It's a bit of a tourist thing to sit under the flight path in the early afternoon when most of the big planes come in...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2007, 01:38
Replies: 86
Views: 3,825
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Festival Wrist Bands

I didn't realise McD's gave them out to their customers.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jun 2007, 23:37
Replies: 94
Views: 2,928
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: What should my home drinks cabinet contain?

Well, I'm in St. Maarten at the moment (where this pic (http://www.psychoastronomy.org/erik/mt/archives/st%20maarten.jpg) comes from) so Duty Free is first place to go on the way back. I think it may...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jun 2007, 23:20
Replies: 94
Views: 2,928
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: What should my home drinks cabinet contain?

Belgy, whiskey just doesn't really do much for me. Yeah, sure, sat in front of a roaring fire in the middle of winter with snow outside, fair enough. When I go home for Christmas or some such thing,...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jun 2007, 23:13
Replies: 94
Views: 2,928
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: What should my home drinks cabinet contain?

It's a fair point, but it doesn't cater for my occasional 'Pink-Floyd-stylie' experimental drinking bouts, when I pull out the cocktail shaker and start throwing various bits of this and that...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jun 2007, 19:03
Replies: 94
Views: 2,928
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: What should my home drinks cabinet contain?

Small child already enjoys a diluted finger of wine and a beer-dipped finger every once in a while. Every 'child-proof' device we've ever bought has been defeated by our little Ninja within a week of...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jun 2007, 18:44
Replies: 86
Views: 3,825
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Festival Wrist Bands

I'm still wearing my wedding ring to remind me of the day I got married. Jesus Christ I'm pathetic.
Forum: General Discussions 26 May 2007, 01:19
Replies: 25
Views: 873
Posted By Dead_Meat
Forum: General Discussions 26 May 2007, 00:56
Replies: 160
Views: 6,458
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Madeleine MCcann

I watched this thread for a while before I made a comment.

If you really think that these people are having a 'good time' and enjoying their 'free holiday' while thier daughter remains missing...
Forum: General Discussions 26 May 2007, 00:37
Replies: 25
Views: 873
Posted By Dead_Meat
Forum: General Discussions 26 May 2007, 00:29
Replies: 94
Views: 2,928
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: What should my home drinks cabinet contain?

Oh yeah, for heavens' sake don't think I don't have beer. Wife called up and asked which case to buy from 'Assorted Mexican' and 'Assorted Sam Adams Summer Beers'

I asked her why she was asking...
Forum: General Discussions 26 May 2007, 00:27
Replies: 94
Views: 2,928
Posted By Dead_Meat
What should my home drinks cabinet contain?

Short summary for the ADHD crowd: Buying house tomorrow, what do I need in the bar?

OK, that got rid of 60% of readers, for the non-attention deficit crew, here's the deal.

We finally move into...
Forum: General Discussions 26 May 2007, 00:10
Replies: 25
Views: 873
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Interesting Events to have happened to you recently

Not really. My post needs to be taken in context! (http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?t=188264)
Forum: General Discussions 25 May 2007, 22:13
Replies: 25
Views: 873
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Interesting Events to have happened to you recently

Make sure you stick to your guns and refuse to help her with her belongings and possessions when she moves in.
What are you? Her personal slave? She should be old enough to do it on her own....
Forum: General Discussions 25 May 2007, 01:00
Replies: 8
Views: 583
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Widdle Twip!

Tbh, I'd go for the tour.

For starters, the train apparently runs at about 20mph and isn't direct. It's possible, but you'll spend half the day on a train.
Also, as much as I like wandering...
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2007, 16:31
Replies: 8
Views: 583
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Widdle Twip!

Last time I went to Israel and had a weekend, I got the hotel to book me on a tour to Jerusalem.

First stop (Jerusalem University, overlooking Garden of Olives and Wailing Wall) the guide gives us...
Forum: General Discussions 1 May 2007, 22:01
Replies: 77
Views: 2,278
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: That Feeling.

I Googled Fatty Arbuckle and found your mom AND your gf.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Apr 2007, 18:11
Replies: 27
Views: 985
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: [Phones]Scumbags

Legal advice? About something concerning an extra ten pounds, where you haven't lost anything and have only missed out on something you would have got for free?

I suggest calling Yahwe directly...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2007, 20:40
Replies: 52
Views: 2,605
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Segregation rears its ugly head.....again.

The part of his post that's relevant is the
bit, which I have a suspicion just might be incorrect. Now, I may have been slightly OTT in the way that I showed that I had that suspicion, but since...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2007, 19:08
Replies: 52
Views: 2,605
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Segregation rears its ugly head.....again.

Well, I think it relates to the fact that Travler is implicitly wrong about almost everything and that his views are almost certainly biased by his batshit insane born-again Christian nutjob wife...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2007, 18:00
Replies: 52
Views: 2,605
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Segregation rears its ugly head.....again.

One country has a strong stance against the issue due to religious beliefs and the other just don't really care (i.e., they're not even orthodox as I believe non-orthodox Jews are really not so...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2007, 17:02
Replies: 19
Views: 959
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: If I killed

You also forgot I'm not Scottish or attracted to fatties.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2007, 16:34
Replies: 19
Views: 959
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: If I killed

I think you must have me mistaken for someone else, I'm not a paedophile.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2007, 14:41
Replies: 52
Views: 2,605
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Segregation rears its ugly head.....again.

I'm sorry for using such extreme examples.

In order to redress the balance and pay suitable umbrage to your sensibilities, I Googled 'Iranian Pornography' and 'Israeli Pornography' to see what...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2007, 14:30
Replies: 19
Views: 959
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: If I killed

Tried getting euthanised for your 'I'm a retarded spastic' condition?
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2007, 13:54
Replies: 19
Views: 959
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: If I killed

ASG: Simply distribute/leave lying around some free dog food (http://www.menufoods.com/recall/product_dog.html) and your problems will soon be solved.

However, there may be a period of extra noise...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2007, 02:41
Replies: 52
Views: 2,605
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Segregation rears its ugly head.....again.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...

A woman in Israel yesterday (http://www.jewlicious.com/wp-content/hottie.jpg)

A woman in Iran yesterday....well, we think it's a woman anyway. Just go with us on this...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Apr 2007, 19:45
Replies: 22
Views: 761
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Enable Images.

One down, one to go!
Forum: General Discussions 26 Apr 2007, 19:14
Replies: 22
Views: 761
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Enable Images.

Seeing as kittens are notoriously playful, is this so you can claim to have 'more pussy than you can handle' to all your body-builder friends?

*Boom-tish*
Forum: General Discussions 25 Apr 2007, 13:00
Replies: 77
Views: 2,278
Posted By Dead_Meat
Forum: General Discussions 13 Apr 2007, 23:30
Replies: 86
Views: 2,073
Posted By Dead_Meat
Forum: General Discussions 13 Apr 2007, 22:40
Replies: 86
Views: 2,073
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: GD Axis of Evil

Hey, this can't be right, I'm on the same side as Koen, and I said I didn't want to be with the faggots.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Apr 2007, 21:21
Replies: 86
Views: 2,073
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: GD Axis of Evil

I just don't want to be a part of the group where being a faggot is a 'good' thing.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Apr 2007, 21:14
Replies: 227
Views: 6,719
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: bad rep/good rep.. what s the points and why no comments when issued?

Last time you checked was obviously not the right time.

I live and work in the US, intend to get a Green Card so I can carry on living and working here, but have no intention whatsoever of...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Apr 2007, 21:12
Replies: 227
Views: 6,719
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: bad rep/good rep.. what s the points and why no comments when issued?

I thank God and the USA for bailing us Brits out and winning WWII so I can have an opinion, that opinion is currently that George Bush is an idiot.

Now, if tomorrow he comes on live TV and is able...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Apr 2007, 20:34
Replies: 227
Views: 6,719
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: bad rep/good rep.. what s the points and why no comments when issued?

Texan, would it help if we had some kind of form for people to fill in, so they can send it to you, then, you could put a footnote to your posts saying 'Not Applicable to all signees to Form PA000156...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Apr 2007, 19:36
Replies: 227
Views: 6,719
Posted By Dead_Meat
Forum: General Discussions 12 Apr 2007, 00:26
Replies: 227
Views: 6,719
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: bad rep/good rep.. what s the points and why no comments when issued?

Keeping on-topic hasn't done a DAMN THING for this forum and i'll be DAMNED if it's gonna start now.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Apr 2007, 15:59
Replies: 29
Views: 1,235
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: The Console War

You run faster with a knife. Everyone runs faster with a knife!
Forum: General Discussions 11 Apr 2007, 15:46
Replies: 227
Views: 6,719
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: bad rep/good rep.. what s the points and why no comments when issued?

This isn't Star Wars.

I sincerely doubt that there is some fundamental balance in the universe that says that since GD exists, an alternative MUST be created in order to restore balance in the...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Apr 2007, 20:06
Replies: 227
Views: 6,719
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: bad rep/good rep.. what s the points and why no comments when issued?

I took a look. Seems like quite a few people are 'a bit shit really' and some of the reasons for that neg rep are truly pitiful.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Apr 2007, 19:48
Replies: 18
Views: 808
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Easter

I took most of Friday off in protest of teh fact that JESUS DIED FOR OUR SINS ON THE CROSS AND YOU UNHOLY ****ERS WANT ME TO COME IN AND WORK ON THIS MOST SACRED OF WEEKENDS?

Honestly, this...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Apr 2007, 16:41
Replies: 1
Views: 462
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Bag1881=free Wallet!!!

Since u already registered in our website, we will already have given u face aids.

Congrats!
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2007, 18:13
Replies: 52
Views: 2,359
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Who do you miss?

Welcome to GD! Have a sig prune!
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2007, 18:03
Replies: 10
Views: 750
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: i h8 ur face

Look I'm retarded (http://www.kleinedingen.nl/pictures/untamed4.jpg)
Forum: General Discussions 18 Mar 2007, 19:26
Replies: 22
Views: 758
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: You think it's worth the cost?

and the downside is....?
Forum: General Discussions 18 Mar 2007, 15:49
Replies: 22
Views: 758
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: You think it's worth the cost?

The various parties are estimated to spend over two billion on the next election campaign.

Asteroid or another G.W. Bush? maybe we should nominate DDA as a candidate on the promise he won't spend...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Mar 2007, 14:17
Replies: 113
Views: 3,939
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: ITT you say things that you know will get you neg repped

Can I ban you again to see if I can neg rep you? I forgot last time.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Mar 2007, 17:59
Replies: 113
Views: 3,939
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: ITT you say things that you know will get you neg repped

I stand accused of a heinous crime. How should I plead?

"Not interested"
Forum: General Discussions 14 Mar 2007, 18:05
Replies: 14
Views: 990
Posted By Dead_Meat
Forum: General Discussions 14 Mar 2007, 18:05
Replies: 14
Views: 990
Posted By Dead_Meat
Forum: General Discussions 14 Mar 2007, 18:05
Replies: 14
Views: 990
Posted By Dead_Meat
Forum: General Discussions 14 Mar 2007, 18:05
Replies: 14
Views: 990
Posted By Dead_Meat
Forum: General Discussions 14 Mar 2007, 18:05
Replies: 14
Views: 990
Posted By Dead_Meat
Forum: General Discussions 14 Mar 2007, 18:04
Replies: 14
Views: 990
Posted By Dead_Meat
Forum: General Discussions 14 Mar 2007, 18:04
Replies: 14
Views: 990
Posted By Dead_Meat
Forum: General Discussions 14 Mar 2007, 18:00
Replies: 113
Views: 3,939
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: ITT you say things that you know will get you neg repped

Can you rep people after they've been banned?

LET'S FIND OUT
Forum: General Discussions 10 Mar 2007, 19:06
Replies: 30
Views: 1,192
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: The 24 Hour Day

Fixed for those who can appreciate being glad to get two hours sleep and spending the rest of the night rocking, soothing, playing, blah blah blah.

The sad thing about the whole 'get up when they...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Feb 2007, 18:54
Replies: 4
Views: 730
Posted By Dead_Meat
Best scam I've seen in a while..

I thought this was genius:



So, you feel you've been misled by a credit scoring agency? Think they stole your money?
Well, we think so too, and we've been trying to help you by getting you...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Feb 2007, 17:33
Replies: 18
Views: 763
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Would the mods do this?

**** you paddy.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Feb 2007, 03:20
Replies: 20
Views: 975
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: When PA is down for 24h...

Rnd 1 was back when Moses was Moses*

Boom Tish #2!!




* Moze's?
Forum: General Discussions 13 Feb 2007, 03:13
Replies: 38
Views: 1,068
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Examples of teamwork

Clearly, what you should have done is to memorise the contents of this thread (http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?t=183895) which will give you all the necessary information required to...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Feb 2007, 21:33
Replies: 20
Views: 975
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: When PA is down for 24h...

Down for 24hr? Is that all? Sounds like a tick from Rnd 1.

Pffffffffffffft...n00bs.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Feb 2007, 21:30
Replies: 13
Views: 1,214
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Bad news for the Yanks. I feel sorry for you.

I'll be flying through St.Paul at the end of the month.

Book yourself a flight on the Friday 2nd March evening, meet me inside security and I'll buy you a beer. Promise.

It may cost you $100,...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Feb 2007, 21:22
Replies: 22
Views: 875
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: While You Were Away

She was supposed to get a portion, not all of the guy's money and (afaik) she never went after all of it. She was due to get around $80million of the total estate of $1.2billion, but the estate have...
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jan 2007, 01:39
Replies: 298
Views: 11,414
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Wife problems

In the same way as believing his new girlfriend's claims that 'I'm only a size 12', Dace is wrong with his spelling.

If you're talking about it, it's hypocrisy. If you're the one doing it, you're...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2007, 22:08
Replies: 298
Views: 11,414
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Wife problems

Don't worry GD, I'll prune the last page of the duller parts so when this gets Clownshoed it'll still look like we, like, y'know, totally pwned this grrl into next week.

KICKIN RAD!
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2007, 19:47
Replies: 298
Views: 11,414
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Wife problems

I have my own life, but it isn't quite as full of weird shit as yours is.

I look to your blog for guidance so that in the unlikely event of me swallowing a fistful of 'batshit insanity pills'...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2007, 18:03
Replies: 298
Views: 11,414
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Wife problems

This any good? From Jan 1st.

Apparently she's got a short memory (http://f3.yahoofs.com/blog/43664e95z6a0ad95d/37/__sr_/5c3c.jpg?mgIu4vFB9PsvOMoP)
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2007, 15:19
Replies: 91
Views: 2,155
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: cover versions

I'll close your account if you don't shut it.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2007, 15:10
Replies: 298
Views: 11,414
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Wife problems

No shit sherlock.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jan 2007, 18:01
Replies: 33
Views: 1,432
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Please indulge me on the occasion of my 6000th post

I vaguely remember throwing a stone* at someonewhen I was about 3 or 4 at pre-school. I think it hit them in the face, it may even have blinded them.

I also remember not admitting that I did it...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jan 2007, 17:58
Replies: 298
Views: 11,414
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Wife problems

That's some clever shit right there TK. I love the way you manipulate the very soul, the very heart of Pilgrim's post and change it around 100% to ANOTHER LEVEL.

Genius I say, GENIUS!
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jan 2007, 13:45
Replies: 298
Views: 11,414
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Wife problems

There must have been a

'What the ****? She's a fatty, God help me!'

moment on their wedding night that caused this conversion.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jan 2007, 15:22
Replies: 298
Views: 11,414
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Wife problems

It sounds to me like she's a fatty, and as we all know


Nobody (http://pirate.planetarion.com/showpost.php?p=2992191&postcount=65)
but...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jan 2007, 14:25
Replies: 161
Views: 7,083
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: OK GD people, which book are you reading now?

Just starting to re-read E.E. 'Doc' Smith's Lensman series.

Trashy good sci-fi with a decent plotline. Perfect for planes!
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jan 2007, 18:23
Replies: 14
Views: 758
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Yo! Geeks!

Excel/VB Macros and Windows Macros are two fairly different things.

In Windows 3.1, it was pretty easy to record actions, such as window closing, opening, clicking, text entry, etc. but that kind...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jan 2007, 23:49
Replies: 10
Views: 614
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Who's got a good eye for pictures?

I think I've made some improvements and additions. Let me know.

Hurrah! (http://img148.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tarantulanj7.jpg)
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jan 2007, 23:01
Replies: 54
Views: 1,961
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Jade Goody: Enemy of civilisation

See, that's where all these complaints are missing the point. Skill in language? These people have more skill in picking their nose.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jan 2007, 01:59
Replies: 76
Views: 1,339
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Vice-o-meter!

Calculate it for December and tell us how angelic you are then. Mu guess is you were as vice-ridden as a $10 ho with a pink fedora wearing, fur-lined car driving, pimp-o-matic wide-lapelled bitchin...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jan 2007, 20:22
Replies: 31
Views: 982
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Avatars!

..or you grew up...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jan 2007, 01:59
Replies: 63
Views: 1,941
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Unbelievable

Tomkat in "I'm a bald chav dole-grabbing thief" sort-of-non-shocker
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jan 2007, 03:50
Replies: 32
Views: 1,588
Posted By Dead_Meat
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jan 2007, 20:53
Replies: 24
Views: 1,503
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Rape: should liers lose the right to anonymity?

You should tell us her name, we can do the smearing!
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jan 2007, 18:39
Replies: 31
Views: 982
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Avatars!

Updated cuteness.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jan 2007, 21:29
Replies: 56
Views: 1,650
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: People thinking American's are stupid.

Maybe you should advise them on using some real facts. Maybe we can shift this off-topic discussion to what are real facts before MrL gets here and discounts all facts as being mere suggestions of...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jan 2007, 20:20
Replies: 56
Views: 1,650
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: People thinking American's are stupid.

I'm not convinced that's a common discussion topic amongst drunken Irishmen down the pub.

Or do you live in some sort of Irish scientists alchoholic utopia where every important discovery made is...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jan 2007, 19:01
Replies: 8
Views: 526
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Sometimes I wonder

You need to contact Snurx and his band of smelly vagabond anarchists to spray threatening graffiti on a few trains.

That should sort the situation out quick sharp!
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jan 2007, 17:47
Replies: 16
Views: 782
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: oh scotland

At the very least, I'd be sure to wag my finger near their faces and say 'No' in a firm and clear manner.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jan 2007, 17:39
Replies: 35
Views: 1,250
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: VGA Planets - new game, looking for players

If you want to compare this with setting up a few games of Risk, it would be worth noting that at the time, Risk was a fairly popular way of wasting time when yapping on #forums, rather than asking...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jan 2007, 15:23
Replies: 32
Views: 804
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: The New Year thread (part two)

I thought he'd only given up two things, not three...?
Forum: General Discussions 31 Dec 2006, 16:48
Replies: 34
Views: 960
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Saddam, Hitler, Stalin, Hirohito... all were needed.

If all the fatties in America died, the world would flip on its' axis and the North Pole would become the South Pole.

I read it in National Geographic, so it must be true!
Forum: General Discussions 29 Dec 2006, 15:39
Replies: 78
Views: 3,061
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Secret Santa!

Someone very kindly sent me some monkey balls. (http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/cubegoodies/8c94/)

Sadly, they arrived while I was away and the wife threw away the paperwork. So this really is a...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Dec 2006, 17:56
Replies: 15
Views: 614
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: I acually got a phone call from my Dad.

My wife greeted me this morning with a kiss and said 'Good Morning"

Imagine that!
Forum: General Discussions 22 Dec 2006, 18:34
Replies: 7
Views: 600
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: So Anyway...

What about those undecided about their sexual orientation?

Oh, and faggots.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Dec 2006, 18:02
Replies: 442
Views: 22,304
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: A Plane Problem

You say you tutor people? What language do you use?
Forum: General Discussions 22 Dec 2006, 17:57
Replies: 8
Views: 595
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Yo S|K Ax Murder Case

Just from reading some of the 'News' articles, this one (http://recordnet.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061221/A_NEWS/61220015) caught my eye.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Dec 2006, 16:46
Replies: 76
Views: 1,866
Posted By Dead_Meat
Forum: General Discussions 22 Dec 2006, 16:01
Replies: 43
Views: 1,432
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Survivor of GD : In what way has being here affected you?

I thought you knew how to suck cock before you came to GD, I guess Nod and Dark Mage must have told you how to take the whole length.

Tee hee
Forum: General Discussions 22 Dec 2006, 15:57
Replies: 76
Views: 1,866
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Finish this sentence: "I will probably have to punch someone if..."

Well congratulations for wearing anti-perspirant and aftershave and not stinking like an Frenchman's jockstrap.
You've really scored one there for the entire human race. Seriously, you should go...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Dec 2006, 15:41
Replies: 9
Views: 620
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: London baby!

Tomkat either needs to find a new joke book, or make sure his cancer doesn't get worse and he loses his job.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Dec 2006, 01:19
Replies: 54
Views: 2,021
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: ITT: You help me with the culture shock [London]

This will be a law for the people, enforced by the people.

Policemen can carry the perps off to the cells while the general populace celebrate by dancing around the burning backpacks of the guilty...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Dec 2006, 01:15
Replies: 30
Views: 1,147
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: English foodstuffs

Pies. You sincerely cannot beat a good pie.

I'm not talking about the pre-cooked microwave shit you get in pubs, with a bit of pastry thrown on teh top to make it look 'rustic'

I'm talking...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Dec 2006, 01:02
Replies: 54
Views: 2,021
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: ITT: You help me with the culture shock [London]

I still believe there should be laws governing behaviour on pavements, in the same way as there are on roads.

Walking across the natural flow of walkers: $50 fine and a caution.
Stopping in the...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Dec 2006, 12:00
Replies: 21
Views: 1,266
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Going to the USA next year

Just make sure whatever you're driving across in is big enough.

Driving around in anything smaller than a mid-size SUV will be unbelievably uncomfortable, especially with all teh crap you'll take...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Dec 2006, 14:40
Replies: 15
Views: 956
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: FAO London People

There's nothing awesome about awesome when it's pronounced

"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhsum'

and used to describe a cup of coffee...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Dec 2006, 12:56
Replies: 15
Views: 956
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: FAO London People

Is Hicks American?
Is he actually a girl?
Is he some kind of spastic?

If not, why is he using the word 'awesome'?
Forum: General Discussions 4 Dec 2006, 18:33
Replies: 21
Views: 881
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: gadgets for me for xmas

Am I some kind of sicko, or does reading a review that says..

...suggest that this girl, and her friends, are maybe having a little too much fun with a vibrating stick gripped firmly between their...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Dec 2006, 17:23
Replies: 21
Views: 881
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: gadgets for me for xmas

Get her one of these (http://www.thisplaceisazoo.com/products/plushcats.html#GHC267)
Forum: General Discussions 4 Dec 2006, 14:48
Replies: 21
Views: 881
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: gadgets for me for xmas

If you'd signed up for Secret Santa, you might have got the socks, but oooooooooooooooooh no, you're too GOOD for Secret Santa, aren't you?

I HOPE THE LESSON HAS BEEN LEARNT.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Dec 2006, 16:35
Replies: 10
Views: 824
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Females

There are so many ways to use this post my mind is, literally, boggling with the potential.

We could go along the 'I see you've stopped actually writing sentences and just placed a summary of your...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Dec 2006, 22:56
Replies: 25
Views: 934
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Advent has arrived

Like this? (http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/2370/hornqj0.jpg)
Forum: General Discussions 2 Dec 2006, 18:15
Replies: 72
Views: 2,345
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: I've never been a tryer

a) I already resigned, but I'm just too valuable and since I'm listed as 'essential personnel' on the Jolt PA stock market list, JJ wouldn't let me go.
b) MM's a mod?
c) I may not post, but who...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Dec 2006, 21:32
Replies: 72
Views: 2,345
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: I've never been a tryer

Before you know it, there'll be a college somewhere in the States offering a degree course in 'Internet Discussion Boards: The Rise and Fall of PAGD'

Then we can have a room full of students...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Nov 2006, 20:10
Replies: 33
Views: 1,156
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: IE 7 (hey leshy)

I wouldn't mind if every time I started using the damn thing my CPU load didn't go up to 100% for several minutes, then go back there after a page refresh.


Nod: The default Search is Google. You...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Nov 2006, 20:29
Replies: 29
Views: 989
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: The housing market

We just sold our two-bed flat near Heathrow for a profit of 61% after owning it for 6 and a half years.

That only works out to 8% a year.

I'VE BEEN RIPPED OFF!
Forum: General Discussions 29 Nov 2006, 20:25
Replies: 68
Views: 1,747
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: A Tale of Confusion!

It's taken four months for you to decide whether or not you should go out for a coffee with this girl?

At this rate, you're likely to see some flesh around August, 2014
Forum: General Discussions 18 Nov 2006, 15:46
Replies: 54
Views: 1,599
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Travel to the US

Next time I go through, I'm wearing a Groucho Marx false nose/glasses set, a dress* and a wig.

We'll see how good these so-called security checks really are then...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Nov 2006, 02:15
Replies: 54
Views: 1,599
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Travel to the US

Exactly what part of your 'freedom' gets changed because someone has your fingerprint and a crappy picture of you on file?
Forum: General Discussions 18 Nov 2006, 01:50
Replies: 54
Views: 1,599
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Travel to the US

Retinal scan? Do me a favour.

It's a basic Logitech-clone webcam that takes your picture so it can be compared with any others that have been taken on an entry into the US,

'What's this? Last...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Nov 2006, 03:19
Replies: 69
Views: 1,944
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Hi..!! I've registered because of problem..

I like the consistency this one shows with this account (http://www.usatrace.com/Forum/search.php?searchid=66193) where he/she/it says he/she/it's from Canada, USA and Poland, all in the space of 24...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Nov 2006, 02:42
Replies: 89
Views: 2,286
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Jesus rejected for Christmas

Someone needs to send this ****er a Koran-spouting Mohammed doll.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Nov 2006, 01:48
Replies: 89
Views: 2,286
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Jesus rejected for Christmas

I continually fail to understand why people respond to Travler's posts, since he invariably fails to follow-up on any points made, and even when he does decide to reply, it's to further whatever...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Nov 2006, 01:42
Replies: 68
Views: 2,563
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: GD Christmas Meet!

hahahahahahaha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH
Forum: General Discussions 13 Nov 2006, 20:27
Replies: 68
Views: 2,563
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: GD Christmas Meet!

In my day meets didn't worry about trivialities such as food.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Nov 2006, 15:35
Replies: 18
Views: 1,111
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Awesome dream!

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that this dream may suggest you're scared of learning.

JUST CALL ME FREUD HOMIES!!
Forum: General Discussions 3 Nov 2006, 22:20
Replies: 78
Views: 3,061
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Secret Santa!

Not in Florida we don't.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Nov 2006, 22:20
Replies: 6
Views: 2,037
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Podcasts

Off Topic:

Who's the manufacturer of the Wireless Router?
Forum: General Discussions 3 Nov 2006, 21:50
Replies: 78
Views: 3,061
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Secret Santa!

Sending gift = Approx $20/person

11 people
TOTAL cost = $220

Flight to Greenland (Miami to Reykjavik to Kulusuk Island) ~ $1895

I think that's why....
Forum: General Discussions 3 Nov 2006, 20:37
Replies: 18
Views: 1,111
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Awesome dream!

Is this the main reason for your avatar?
Forum: General Discussions 3 Nov 2006, 20:17
Replies: 18
Views: 1,111
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Awesome dream!

I've read this three times and I'm not sure at which point the dream ends and real life begins.

Actually, I just read it again and now I can't work out where the damn dream even begins...

I...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Nov 2006, 18:40
Replies: 282
Views: 7,276
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Account on Planetarion Forums locked out

BLAM! (http://www.halhigdon.com/Articles/blam.jpg)
Forum: General Discussions 3 Nov 2006, 16:05
Replies: 282
Views: 7,276
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Account on Planetarion Forums locked out

Depends if we all want to laugh at Karm for a while before forgetting the whole thing ever happened (as I already had).
Forum: General Discussions 1 Nov 2006, 22:55
Replies: 78
Views: 3,061
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Secret Santa!

I officially approve of this thread.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Nov 2006, 21:06
Replies: 18
Views: 824
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Married to a Terrorist

IT'S A CONSPIRACY
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 1 Nov 2006, 04:57
Replies: 8
Views: 977
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Total newbie

PMing me with hot cybor will not only get you pos rep, it'll also get you lots of other PM's by the rest of the moderating team.

This may not make you better at PA, but it'll give you more...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Nov 2006, 04:27
Replies: 18
Views: 824
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Married to a Terrorist

Trust me, on a bad morning after a night of beer and chicken hot wings, checking up my ass for an explosion is possibly the easiest way to get a facelift this side of Beverley Hills.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Oct 2006, 17:06
Replies: 14
Views: 966
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: [Dreams] Using PA as a research tool

When I worked for the government, reading military magazines was part of the job to stay 'current', most of the above is what I remember from fifteen years ago.

Clancy may be over-dramatic, but he...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Oct 2006, 20:24
Replies: 14
Views: 966
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: [Dreams] Using PA as a research tool

Sounds like a shaped charge to me.

If you detonate a big load of dynamite, the force goes all over the shop and damage is mainly caused by overpressure and shrapnel, which is good for killing...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Oct 2006, 14:11
Replies: 15
Views: 1,253
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Just a beautiful poem

There was an old lady
Who lived in a shoe
She had so many children
She didn't know what to do
That's catholics for you, silly bint.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Oct 2006, 17:56
Replies: 14
Views: 997
Posted By Dead_Meat
Forum: General Discussions 19 Oct 2006, 13:38
Replies: 14
Views: 997
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Last time it was bouncing balls...

Sounds like pseudo-eroticism with a clown fetish if you ask me.

Plus it doesn't make any ****ing sense.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Oct 2006, 13:31
Replies: 7
Views: 792
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: ur fukkin ded

But we're not using Usenet, we're using VBB.

We're BETTER
Forum: General Discussions 19 Oct 2006, 13:22
Replies: 14
Views: 997
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Last time it was bouncing balls...

Surely the random, almost Dali-esque nature of the paint being thrown to all four corners of this depressed, lower-class housing project, bringing a vibrant multitude of colours and expression into...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Oct 2006, 21:38
Replies: 12
Views: 818
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: finish a sentence for me :)

..must have a tiny, but extremely dextrous penis...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Oct 2006, 02:53
Replies: 15
Views: 1,089
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Windows XP Updates

...
...
...
I dont see him mentioning that he or his friend use their installation of WinXP to access the internet so i think some of your comments are a bit "harsh". If you use WinXP to browse...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Oct 2006, 16:04
Replies: 54
Views: 3,141
Posted By Dead_Meat
Forum: General Discussions 12 Oct 2006, 20:19
Replies: 16
Views: 1,018
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: GD Enemies List - October nominations

Mark Foley (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Foley_scandal)

This senator (if you didn't know) helped pass anti-paedophile laws, which in itself, is discriminating against a large proportion of...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Oct 2006, 20:10
Replies: 22
Views: 865
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Help with a climate presentation please?

Or end on a negative note that there's really not much anyone can do, as the wheels are in motion and we're all basically ****ed.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Oct 2006, 18:14
Replies: 18
Views: 689
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Stuff in the fridge.

Go outside, find a woman, invite her to your place for dinner.

Show her the food.
Show her the kitchen
Show her the freshly dug hole under the patio.
Show her the food and the kitchen again....
Forum: General Discussions 9 Oct 2006, 13:30
Replies: 63
Views: 2,211
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: NK performs successful nuclear weapon test; World: "uh oh"

Kind of handy that Ban Ki-Moon from South Korea will almost certainly be the next UN Secretary General after Kofi Annan steps down.

NICE TIMING!
Forum: General Discussions 5 Oct 2006, 19:20
Replies: 52
Views: 2,464
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: A Gym / Muscle Question

Wank more, workout less.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Oct 2006, 03:30
Replies: 53
Views: 2,100
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Old GD Poster

Hey, I just typed the damn thing, I didn't actually USE IT so it doesn't count.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Oct 2006, 18:31
Replies: 53
Views: 2,100
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Old GD Poster

No, Rids never posts on GD and hasn't for months, especially not in this thread, that's for sure.

:rolleyes:
Forum: General Discussions 3 Oct 2006, 18:24
Replies: 13
Views: 989
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: No Sex Please, We're Oxford

Nod, It's a good thing you weren't interviewed for the poll, as your 10 year tenure in various British universities would, no doubt, have skewed the statistics closer to 'universities are a bad place...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Oct 2006, 14:37
Replies: 22
Views: 1,270
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Revocation of Independence

This was the first email joke circulated between the US and the UK MoD after the latter was connected to DARPA.

True story.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Sep 2006, 22:39
Replies: 8
5us
Views: 737
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: 5us

I dearly hope it gets loaded with even a fraction of the vast number of reality game shows where people degrade themselves to deeper and deeper depths in order to win some paltry amount of cash and...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Sep 2006, 22:35
Replies: 17
Views: 1,120
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: GD/#forums meet, my house, 28/29 october

This in itself is reason enough not to invite idi.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Sep 2006, 15:07
Replies: 80
Views: 2,949
Posted By Dead_Meat
Forum: General Discussions 27 Sep 2006, 13:43
Replies: 80
Views: 2,949
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: How women dont endear themselves to us men

I'm saddened it took you 6 years to get over your decision to the point you felt you could open your heart and let us know of the anguish and turmoil caused by breaking up with a girlfriend when you...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Sep 2006, 03:55
Replies: 26
Views: 887
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Housing Law, Anyone?

Why doesn't ASG get off his fat arse and find out how much the others got charged, rather than expect to lose it all.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Sep 2006, 21:26
Replies: 32
Views: 1,146
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Free IQ test \o/

My mum says I'm special and that's all the IQ I need.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Sep 2006, 21:20
Replies: 80
Views: 2,949
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: How women dont endear themselves to us men

Something wrong with ears and noses?
Forum: General Discussions 26 Sep 2006, 18:25
Replies: 80
Views: 2,949
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: How women dont endear themselves to us men

How does Saphi combine PA and golf at teh same time?

I think someone needs to have a chat with his Alliance HC and ask if he's really as committed to them as he says he is. I think a decision has...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Sep 2006, 18:58
Replies: 26
Views: 887
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Housing Law, Anyone?

True. If the agreement is on the back of a beer mat, problems will undoubtedly ensue. If the landlord hasn't stated what he wants and the tenant hasn't stated what he is willing to do, then there is...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Sep 2006, 18:31
Replies: 26
Views: 887
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Housing Law, Anyone?

I'm a landlord and while I can expect to have some reasonable wear and tear while tenants are in a property, I also expect teh place to be cleaned to a standard near to where it was prior to the...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Sep 2006, 17:24
Replies: 39
Views: 1,199
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: How it ended with emo girl

This post takes on added meaning since Tomkat's story about his escapade with 'Ashley'
Forum: General Discussions 25 Sep 2006, 01:24
Replies: 40
Views: 1,374
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: [welsh question]

If the majority of people on Wales are called Jones, I can only hoper that Zeta Jones is an anomaly, because if they're all like her, Cardiff muist be the biggest brothel in the world.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Sep 2006, 01:20
Replies: 50
Views: 5,866
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: The Girl on the Train

The eloquence of PA Team never fails to amaze and intrigue me.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Sep 2006, 01:19
Replies: 50
Views: 5,866
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: The Girl on the Train

I sincerely doubt you were ever going to lose your gay-cherry when that's your idea of 'suave' and 'sophisticated'
Forum: General Discussions 22 Sep 2006, 19:13
Replies: 3
Views: 372
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Hurray

IS THIS NOW A SECRET INTERNET PLACE?
Forum: General Discussions 22 Sep 2006, 16:56
Replies: 26
Views: 2,431
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: yet another headphone thread

I found E2c's on Ebay (UK) for about 30 quid.

Agree with the blocking out sound though, I thank my wife every time I use my E2c's on planes for being able to hear music/films without turning the...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Sep 2006, 14:26
Replies: 26
Views: 2,431
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: yet another headphone thread

if you'd spent £30, you could've got a pair of Shure e2c's and would've been much, MUCH happier.

Trust me.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Sep 2006, 14:03
Replies: 45
Views: 1,062
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: banner design help

If that's the case, I can only hope you have the Skoda with the hatchback, rather than the saloon, for extra cargo capacity.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Sep 2006, 13:43
Replies: 45
Views: 1,062
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: banner design help

Sadly, not having any car at all does, as Ste has already stated, mean you are discounted from the penis stakes. There is no inverse proportionality with the car/penis theory.


It's not quite as...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Sep 2006, 11:52
Replies: 45
Views: 1,062
Posted By Dead_Meat
Forum: General Discussions 22 Sep 2006, 01:12
Replies: 45
Views: 1,062
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: banner design help

There's a well-known mathematical relationship between penis size and the size of your 'machine'.

Basically, if you're driving around in a 10 year old Nissan Sentra, you're probably transporting...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Sep 2006, 00:27
Replies: 45
Views: 1,062
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: banner design help

You really must have a most extraordinarily tiny penis.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Sep 2006, 00:25
Replies: 30
Views: 819
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Chinese Translation required...

no he isnt ur rong lol ur thick
Forum: General Discussions 21 Sep 2006, 23:59
Replies: 45
Views: 1,062
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: banner design help

Wow, this is crap (http://img154.imageshack.us/my.php?image=musclecarjm5.jpg)
Forum: General Discussions 21 Sep 2006, 20:58
Replies: 45
Views: 1,062
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: banner design help

Couldn't you at least give us some general info, so people can produce some truly poor designs we can then all laugh at?
Forum: General Discussions 21 Sep 2006, 16:24
Replies: 39
Views: 1,199
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: How it ended with emo girl

Quoted for the win, great justice and Allah.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Sep 2006, 15:49
Replies: 30
Views: 819
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Chinese Translation required...

I have found an independent source here in FL that will verify the correct version. Apparently it is written in an ancient Chinese script, but that it is a poem of sorts.

Tbh, I didn't see that...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Sep 2006, 15:04
Replies: 30
Views: 819
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Chinese Translation required...

That's pretty bloody apt, considering I was there for two months while my wife sat in the UK.

Good work fella, ta very much.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Sep 2006, 19:12
Replies: 99
Mta
Views: 2,387
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Mta

Just don't ask him about his height and it'll all be OK, OK?
Forum: General Discussions 20 Sep 2006, 19:06
Replies: 30
Views: 819
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Chinese Translation required...

Listen baldy* if I knew any Chinese people, I'd ask them, but since most of GD are always saying how bloody cosmopolitan they are, I thought that maybe one just one person might know someone who knew...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Sep 2006, 18:42
Replies: 99
Mta
Views: 2,387
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Mta

It feels like a discussion because it's the first time you've talked to him. Wait until you go through the same process a few times and then see how 'enjoyable' your discussion is then...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Sep 2006, 18:36
Replies: 99
Mta
Views: 2,387
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Mta

You don't have a discussion per se with MrL, you have a series of replies with him where your belief in what you were saying gradually decreases until he either dismisses everything you say as...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Sep 2006, 15:59
Replies: 30
Views: 819
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Chinese Translation required...

If I see any more pedantry in this thread, I'll ban the ****ing lot of you.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Sep 2006, 15:13
Replies: 99
Mta
Views: 2,387
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Mta

This sin't some 'Johnny come lightly' modding team. Jolt provide us with offices, desks, phones, everything we need (inclduing paper clips) in order to keep their paying customers happy with the...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Sep 2006, 13:59
Replies: 99
Mta
Views: 2,387
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Mta

Opera is a way of singing, n00b (www.opera.com)

I don't know about Jolt's support, but my Richard Scary's First Book of Moderating GD says you have 24 hours to find out before I ban you for...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Sep 2006, 13:57
Replies: 41
Views: 1,465
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: GD's enemies list - September (formerly wanker of the month)

Hold on, T & F makes one change and now he's being called 'MR"?

Well **** that.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Sep 2006, 13:51
Replies: 99
Mta
Views: 2,387
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Mta

As one of the GD mods, I'd like to confirm Ste's comments and to request you stop being nasty to Leshy, as he's a delicate little chap who tends to cry if you say anything nasty to him, especially if...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Sep 2006, 13:45
Replies: 3
Views: 397
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Did i miss something?

Allow me to assist...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Sep 2006, 13:43
Replies: 33
Views: 1,088
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Hello Everybody!

Maybe we should be promoted* to PA Team for our pre-emptive actions in preventing in-game multi-ing?
Forum: General Discussions 20 Sep 2006, 13:41
Replies: 30
Views: 819
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Chinese Translation required...

I counted 42 symbols.

Maybe it's actually;

"Ancient Chinese Proverb says: If the monkey is in the tree, could it also be said that a tree is not a tree without a monkey, and that the monkey is...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Sep 2006, 01:44
Replies: 30
Views: 819
Posted By Dead_Meat
Chinese Translation required...

Around five years ago, I went on the first of many customer site visits to various far-flung places in the world.

This first one was to the city of Qingdao (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qingdao)...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Sep 2006, 02:49
Replies: 33
Views: 1,088
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Hello Everybody!

In Soviet Russia, user ban YOU!!
Forum: General Discussions 6 Sep 2006, 16:13
Replies: 73
Views: 1,692
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Hi! Anyone remember me?

Riiiiiight. I think you misunderstand. Completely.

I don't really see any point in answering because I don't see the point in asking the question. It's pretty obvious she's mixed, want to know the...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Sep 2006, 15:42
Replies: 186
Views: 3,603
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Hello!

demiGOD
Forum: General Discussions 6 Sep 2006, 14:41
Replies: 73
Views: 1,692
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Hi! Anyone remember me?

She's a happy little girl. Does anything else matter?

a) I'll settle for 'not using your PC anymore'
b) If you said 'Horn is so cool' I'd say 'You're retarded'
Forum: General Discussions 6 Sep 2006, 14:32
Replies: 186
Views: 3,603
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Hello!

Hey, there are some nice people in Record Rd you slanderer.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Sep 2006, 14:13
Replies: 73
Views: 1,692
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Hi! Anyone remember me?

I'll ask my daughter if I have permission to use her image on the Internet.

In the meantime, perhaps you could
a) Shut the **** up
b) Explain what "being on their NUTZ¥S" means...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Sep 2006, 13:34
Replies: 31
Views: 3,145
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: What do you like to eat when on barbeque?

Next time I'm in a supermarket, I'll be sure to ask for a couple of prime cow-steaks and see what I get given...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Sep 2006, 13:30
Replies: 54
Views: 1,896
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: omg NOOOOOOOOO

Muslim started it (http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?p=2458885&highlight=died#post2458885)
Forum: General Discussions 6 Sep 2006, 11:55
Replies: 85
Views: 2,474
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Two quick demands

Looking through my PM Outbox, I have decided to ban myself for a week to reflect the appalling manner in which I have communicated with users in the past.

I truly regret my actions and am deeply...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Sep 2006, 11:41
Replies: 54
Views: 1,896
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: omg NOOOOOOOOO

OUT PEDANTED!!

I LOSE AT TEH INTRENET AGAIN!!
Forum: General Discussions 6 Sep 2006, 11:20
Replies: 54
Views: 1,896
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: omg NOOOOOOOOO

[Pedantry]
He wouldn't of died of having a barb through his heart, he'd have died by oxygen starvation to the brain caused by the heart's inability to pump blood because of a great big dirty spike...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Sep 2006, 08:49
Replies: 186
Views: 3,603
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Hello!

Another faggot?
Forum: General Discussions 6 Sep 2006, 08:37
Replies: 186
Views: 3,603
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Hello!

I first had sex when I was 17 at a party in Emsworth, but I'm not sure how that's relevent to whether I'm OK or not....?
Forum: General Discussions 6 Sep 2006, 08:34
Replies: 186
Views: 3,603
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Hello!

I'm on Wi-Fi at the moment which is OK, and used to have ADSL which was OK as well, but I've never had ASL, is it OK?
Forum: General Discussions 6 Sep 2006, 08:31
Replies: 186
Views: 3,603
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Hello!

I'm OK too, glad to hear you're OK.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Sep 2006, 08:24
Replies: 73
Views: 1,692
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Hi! Anyone remember me?

Thanks, and thanks for fagging it up by copying it.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Sep 2006, 16:39
Replies: 113
Views: 2,802
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: What Do You Like Drink While Gamming?

I believe if everyone on GD was a mod there would be approximately, oh, lets see now, zero? people left unbanned approximately 10 picoseconds after JJ had finished clicking the 'make mod' button.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Sep 2006, 16:34
Replies: 54
Views: 1,896
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: omg NOOOOOOOOO

I've had some vicious barbs thrown straight at the heart in my time on GD and you don't see me falling down dead.

What a fag.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Sep 2006, 16:25
Replies: 31
Views: 3,145
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: What do you like to eat when on barbeque?

Banning Snurx for ridiculing gameboy81
Forum: General Discussions 5 Sep 2006, 16:09
Replies: 73
Views: 1,692
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Hi! Anyone remember me?

It's clever to have your posts read by other people?

If that's the case, Phang must be the dumbest man in the universe, as I never read any of his posts and I'm pretty sure no-one else does...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Sep 2006, 14:34
Replies: 24
Views: 806
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: need girl for friend?

I didn't ban her/him/it.

I shall investigate.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Sep 2006, 14:00
Replies: 24
Views: 806
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: need girl for friend?

Send her an email and find out, would you?
Forum: General Discussions 4 Sep 2006, 13:54
Replies: 24
Views: 806
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: need girl for friend?

Who said I was going to close it?

I'm looking to see a happy ending to this lady's search for Internet romance and will consider stickying this thread to make sure she gets some hot hot GD love as...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Sep 2006, 13:43
Replies: 24
Views: 806
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: need girl for friend?

PM furball for good times and hot sex.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Aug 2006, 04:36
Replies: 111
Views: 4,791
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"

During my days doing Navy missile countermeasures, I used the equipment I had to generate the same signature as an Exocet missile.

I then pointed that same equipment towards a RN frigate that was...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2006, 22:08
Replies: 35
Views: 817
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: so today I played

The state of GD can be summed up by teh fact that noone has made the fun comment of "wu-trax potted a pink and a red, all in one night, but not with the same girl"

Maybe it would have stirred the...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Aug 2006, 00:24
Replies: 11
Views: 684
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Breaking News!!

Even later news!!

Megla in shocking use of 'shock' to describe a blatantly non-shocking 'shock' story.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Aug 2006, 04:48
Replies: 11
Views: 684
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Breaking News!!

You're a damn dirty terrorist, that's why.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Aug 2006, 04:42
Replies: 11
Views: 684
Posted By Dead_Meat
Breaking News!!

Vodka and Diet Pepsi has officially been announced as tasting 'more shit' than Vodka and Diet Coke.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/5276662.stm (www.stopclickingonbbclinks.co.uk)
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jul 2006, 02:18
Replies: 62
Views: 1,391
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Heating Up

I live in Florida. I've never quite got used to the heat, but it gets less annoying after a while.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jul 2006, 19:30
Replies: 15
Views: 545
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: what the...

Birthdate: April 15, 1990 (http://www.ewonline.net/photos/displayimage-lastup-0-3.html)
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jul 2006, 18:52
Replies: 15
Views: 545
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: what the...

Hey Pyirt, I heard you can read the first post in a thread by reading the first post in the thread.

Unless you're providing a service for people who don't read the first post and just answer...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jul 2006, 17:54
Replies: 10
Views: 519
Posted By Dead_Meat
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jul 2006, 01:43
Replies: 92
Views: 1,889
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: I need a hobby

I can see Jonny playing WoW for three years solid and his avatar finishing up with zero experience points but a Level 852 Drinking Leprechaun.*
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jul 2006, 23:46
Replies: 23
Views: 725
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Is the Cold War Over?

Only Ice Age I'm interested in is how long it lasts in my gin and tonic, you buffoon.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jul 2006, 20:56
Replies: 23
Views: 725
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: Is the Cold War Over?

The use of North and South would imply there's been a Cold War going on in Britain for hundreds of years.

As I like to put it;
"The North thinks it's better than the South, the South knows it's...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jul 2006, 20:44
Replies: 92
Views: 1,889
Posted By Dead_Meat
Re: I need a hobby

NEVER LET IT BE SAID THAT SILVERSMOKE IS REPETITIVE.

HELL NO
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