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Forum: Alliance Recruitment 12 Nov 2005, 14:32
Replies: 53
Views: 6,622
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: VGN recruiting - for people who play pa

are > *

Always has been, always will be.

Glad to see someone's still keeping the flag flying :)

/me waves to DukePaul, AngelSeven, Pietje, are, and the rest of the old guard.

Gayle...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jul 2005, 10:31
Replies: 22
Views: 904
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Country Vs Country

Yeah, we don't want to end up like these (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=283) poor sods now...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jul 2005, 11:48
Replies: 140
Views: 3,522
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: London today

I don't think it's pedantic, I think it's a very real distinction at the heart of gun usage by both the armed forces and the police in Britain. If you don't need to kill someone then don't shoot...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jul 2005, 11:34
Replies: 140
Views: 3,522
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: London today

This is the problem, if you only want to stop them then you have no business using a gun to do it. If you shoot someone and there is no pressing need to kill them then you deserve to be in court...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jul 2005, 11:28
Replies: 140
Views: 3,522
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: London today

If you need them stopping that badly and that quickly then they're obviously going to do something so bad that you can't risk leaving them wounded and desperate, you kill them.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jul 2005, 11:24
Replies: 140
Views: 3,522
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: London today

But why would you ever need to shoot to wound? There are times when it would certainly be useful but then it's not a need and if you don't need to use a gun then you don't.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jul 2005, 11:17
Replies: 140
Views: 3,522
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: London today

You can't shoot to wound someone reliably unless you're really REALLY good (world class type good).

Also, if you need to shoot someone then you either need to stop them doing something very bad...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jul 2005, 11:12
Replies: 24
Views: 1,019
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: best livejournal rant ever

It's a gay thing, great for winding up homophobes as it really strikes at the core of their smug superiority complexes.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jul 2005, 11:05
Replies: 140
Views: 3,522
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: London today

This is just semantics for the public and civil servants/government. If you're not trying to kill someone then you don't shoot, if you need them dead then you do.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jul 2005, 19:31
Replies: 2
Views: 628
Posted By Gayle29uk
Linkage

Funny linkage!

http://www.amateurtransplants.com/

If it's old then deal with it, I've never sen it before and I thought the songs were hilarious.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jul 2005, 09:04
Replies: 50
Views: 1,481
Posted By Gayle29uk
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jul 2005, 10:01
Replies: 72
Views: 1,642
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: I Hate Republicans/Fox News

I believe his name was Max, I loved Hart to Hart :)
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2005, 10:26
Replies: 57
Views: 2,241
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Afraid of Muslims?.

The Klan haven't, and they bear the same resemblance to mainstream Christianity as Islamic fundamentalists do to mainstream Islam. How much do you think it would take to get the left and right...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2005, 09:26
Replies: 23
Views: 911
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: [Poker]The 2005 World Series of Poker

I usually play at pokerroom, mainly because of the Java client (I use Linux) and the play tends to be pretty loose. The tournaments are a bit tighter but if you can get a read on your fellow players...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jul 2005, 21:41
Replies: 23
Views: 911
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: [Poker]The 2005 World Series of Poker

Out of curiosity, where do you play? You describe the ring games at pokerroom.com perfectly but the tournaments seem a lot tighter to me. You're definitely not talking about pokerstars.com, that's...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jul 2005, 15:43
Replies: 23
Views: 911
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: [Poker]The 2005 World Series of Poker

That still doesn't really apply to tournaments, even in a $5+.50 sit and go you need to be aggressive if you want to consistently win. In tournaments people tend to forget about the stakes...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jul 2005, 13:50
Replies: 23
Views: 911
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: [Poker]The 2005 World Series of Poker

The article is about tournament poker, not ring games. Your points are correct for a ring game but not for any sort of tournament, even play money.

Tight-Aggressive is the way to win tournaments,...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jul 2005, 10:10
Replies: 26
Views: 874
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Cold Calling

Badly configured autodiallers, it's illegal to run them at a level your call centre muppets can't keep up with but too many people don't understand how they work (I speak from experience of...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jul 2005, 12:43
Replies: 79
Views: 2,703
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Innocents?

If I'd been planning it, the whole thing would have been a plot to get Tony B in a helicopter making an unplanned flight from one known destination to another.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jul 2005, 12:30
Replies: 286
Views: 15,929
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: London Bombing jokes.

I guess the Taliban Olympic team got here on time then.
Forum: Clownshoe Corner 9 Jul 2005, 12:30
Replies: 286
Views: 98,853
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: London Bombing jokes.

I guess the Taliban Olympic team got here on time then.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jul 2005, 14:04
Replies: 213
Views: 5,560
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: London is being bombed

Say hello to ID cards, this is the clincher for that little piece of legislation.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2005, 22:15
Replies: 26
Views: 1,345
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: I need your help: MP3 players

Good to know, even if only for reference.

Now found the Archos Gmini 400 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0002U0JPE/km-21/ref%3Dnosim/202-3106653-2404662) and think it's rather shiny,...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2005, 16:02
Replies: 26
Views: 1,345
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: I need your help: MP3 players

Update: Just seen an iRiver H340 in the flesh and Ebany was right, it's nothing like as fugly as it's picture. probably the favourite again...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2005, 15:16
Replies: 26
Views: 1,345
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: I need your help: MP3 players

Having discovered the price of the 30GB iPod photo I have to say I'm considering that now. In conjunction with Amarok it should give me a fairly iTunes-ish management interface as far as I know. ...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2005, 10:22
Replies: 26
Views: 1,345
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: I need your help: MP3 players

No, but I'm a magpie and it's a shiny thing I want :)

If the iRivers aren't so fugly in real life I may have to find a shop that sells them and have a look.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2005, 10:21
Replies: 26
Views: 1,345
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: I need your help: MP3 players

Yup. That, and I'm leary of the whole iPod battery thing.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2005, 10:02
Replies: 26
Views: 1,345
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: I need your help: MP3 players

I've been looking at that one, I don't know if it does album art either but my main problem with it is that it's so damn fugly :(. I'd like it much more if it looked like their H10 model but it's...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2005, 09:50
Replies: 26
Views: 1,345
Posted By Gayle29uk
I need your help: MP3 players

Ok, the time has come when I feel I should really catch up with the rest of the world and buy an MP3 player. My problem is, I can't find one that doesn't suck in one way or another.

These are the...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jun 2005, 22:54
Replies: 110
Views: 2,418
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: What song are you listening to atm?

DIana Krall - Abandoned Masquerade
Forum: Programming and Discussion 19 Jun 2005, 22:51
Replies: 5
Views: 1,164
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: ID 3.2 tags

Maybe EasyTag?
Forum: General Discussions 20 May 2005, 18:43
Replies: 37
Views: 996
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Superstitions

I believe this one is older...

One for sorrow, two for mirth, three for a death, four for a birth, five for silver, six for gold, seven for a secret never to be told. Eight for heaven, nine for...
Forum: General Discussions 19 May 2005, 20:43
Replies: 228
Views: 6,057
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Your Funniest IRC Quote

Why would I need the gift of time to craft a long grammatically correct reply? I find that a decent education allows me to be sufficiently correct in my grammar and diverse in my use of vocabulary...
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2005, 14:15
Replies: 16
Views: 1,018
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Poker Compadres

Pokertracker is your friend here. Are you playing LAGgy in your second session? Are the other players playing tighter? It's only a shame it doesn't run under Wine or I'd use it :(

Another...
Forum: General Discussions 10 May 2005, 10:11
Replies: 9
Views: 467
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Online Poker

I sometimes chat at the table, usually to congratulate someone on a well played hand. Especially if I was on the bad end of it, courtesy costs nothing after all.
Forum: General Discussions 10 May 2005, 10:09
Replies: 74
Views: 2,542
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: [Poker]

Worst beat of the tournament was AKs v 77, flop AK7. Both went all in, not pretty for the guy holding AK.

As for the luck/skill thing, a good player will make less mistakes over time so will lose...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Apr 2005, 19:58
Replies: 33
Views: 958
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: The wondrous intricacies of Grammar

It's like the horrible parvenus who refer to Harrogate as "harrow gate" when it's "'arr i gut" and always will be.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Apr 2005, 15:31
Replies: 33
Views: 958
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: The wondrous intricacies of Grammar

No.

If it's any consolation, I feel the same about several Dutch words.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Apr 2005, 19:53
Replies: 33
Views: 958
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: The wondrous intricacies of Grammar

They also serve to allow the large retarded population on the internet to distinguish between the verbs to lose and to loose and the proper noun Toulouse.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Apr 2005, 09:38
Replies: 40
Views: 849
Posted By Gayle29uk
Forum: General Discussions 16 Apr 2005, 18:34
Replies: 146
Views: 2,218
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: And this paper gets less shelf space than the Daily Fascist.. sorry Mail.

Fair enough, I was just aware that your county council recently outsourced their IT support.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Apr 2005, 18:30
Replies: 146
Views: 2,218
Posted By Gayle29uk
Forum: General Discussions 16 Apr 2005, 16:25
Replies: 22
Views: 842
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: I bought an MP3 Player..

Get out of my thread you disgusting idiot. Your avatar is appalling. APPALLING.

You're not a human, and you're not right.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Apr 2005, 16:22
Replies: 146
Views: 2,218
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: And this paper gets less shelf space than the Daily Fascist.. sorry Mail.

Don't know if anyone watched HIGNFY last night but they had a clip of Kilroy talking to an immigrant and asking him when he was going back home. The guy said "Next July" and Kilroy said "What's...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Apr 2005, 16:06
Replies: 14
Views: 599
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: The Sun is here!

Bloody kids, you know now't (http://lyrics.rare-lyrics.com/K/KLF/Its-Grim-Up-North.html).
Forum: General Discussions 16 Apr 2005, 14:53
Replies: 14
Views: 599
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: The Sun is here!

Found that song on a tape in my car the other day. It still amuses me :)
Forum: General Discussions 16 Apr 2005, 14:49
Replies: 45
Views: 3,246
Posted By Gayle29uk
Forum: General Discussions 16 Apr 2005, 14:43
Replies: 30
Views: 630
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: banks

That stuff makes even Tesco value cola taste like nectar from the Gods :(
Forum: Programming and Discussion 16 Apr 2005, 09:15
Replies: 6
Views: 544
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Searching for a string across all memory

Running on Linux. /proc was enough of a hint for me to find this (http://kerneltrap.org/node/3950) on kerneltrap.org which appears as if it may do the trick.

Thanks queball, now to find out if...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 15 Apr 2005, 17:09
Replies: 6
Views: 544
Posted By Gayle29uk
Searching for a string across all memory

I need to search for a specific string in memory (all memory, not just that used by my app) and return both the location and data from around that location. Anyone any ideas?
Forum: Programming and Discussion 15 Apr 2005, 17:03
Replies: 10
Views: 594
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: [database] Help me sort this out in my brain!

Partly, I imagine, because the SQL date/time standard is "yyyy-mm-dd hh:mm:ss". It's also a bitch to do arithmetic with, for that you want a Unix timestamp.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Apr 2005, 11:33
Replies: 16
Views: 659
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: POTW Nominations.

I did something; I cacked myself in sheer ****ing white terror.[/quote]
From here (http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?t=184610).
Forum: General Discussions 10 Apr 2005, 22:10
Replies: 58
Views: 1,409
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Yahwe Thread

No I didn't, I said shooting someone in the back because they might be running away to get weapons to come back was unlikely to hold much sway with a jury/court.

And the jury decided 10-2 that it...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Apr 2005, 21:52
Replies: 58
Views: 1,409
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Yahwe Thread

If, as a lawyer, you are unfamiliar with the concept of differing standards of evidence for civil and criminal cases then you really should go back to school. "Beyond all reasonable doubt" is the...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Apr 2005, 21:36
Replies: 77
Views: 1,558
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: I don't believe in Intelligence and here's why

Exactly. As written it is a statement that intelligence is the opposite of knowledge.

On the plus side, it's a great opportunity for someone to use the word "persnickety", a word that I feel is...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Apr 2005, 21:29
Replies: 77
Views: 1,558
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: I don't believe in Intelligence and here's why

Frankly I'm disgusted with all the geeks who failed to notice the mistake in the basis for the original quote...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Apr 2005, 17:17
Replies: 58
Views: 1,409
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Yahwe Thread

I think even if the courts used the balance of probabilities as their standard of evidence you'd struggle to get anywhere with that one.

I think it's reasonable to shoot homophobic people,...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Apr 2005, 17:13
Replies: 58
Views: 1,409
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Yahwe Thread

They were little bastards who deserved to suffer, shooting one of them in the back was wrong though.

As for your other point, it's also a little hard to be specific about where you shoot someone...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Apr 2005, 14:12
Replies: 180
Views: 3,465
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Election 2005

There are no parties I wish to vote for so I shall spoil my ballot in protest at the lack of a "None of the above" option. I shall also write to my local parties to tell them this.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Apr 2005, 14:09
Replies: 58
Views: 1,409
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Yahwe Thread

I think most people realise that shooting someone in the back as they run away is neither self defence nor reasonable force.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Apr 2005, 14:32
Replies: 66
Views: 1,352
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Friends, I'm going to be perfectly upfront with you.

13000? Pardon my French, but they're taking the ****ing piss!

I earn a little over 17k (and about to go up) doing Helldesk (ok, so I don't log calls and punt them to desktop support/systems, I...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Apr 2005, 14:00
Replies: 83
Views: 1,614
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Paedophiles

About 10% of paedophiles are women.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2005, 08:07
Replies: 30
Views: 824
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Favorite Simpsons Quote

I was always amused by, "Young lady, in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics."
Forum: General Discussions 26 Feb 2005, 15:09
Replies: 24
Views: 1,095
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Skype

You can talk with anyone on VOIP too thanks to the magic of DNS and SVR/ENUM records, all you need to know is the address (e.g. sip:[email protected]) and be able to enter it (not so easy on a numeric...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Feb 2005, 14:37
Replies: 24
Views: 1,095
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Skype

Properly configured with a decent ISP and Asterisk as the PBX the quality is perfect, at least with the Cisco 7960 I use to talk to our Mumbai office. There is a noticeable lag (about half a second)...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Feb 2005, 21:09
Replies: 42
Views: 1,190
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: need a lawyer

Because you're a nice boy who likes making people happy and you know what deep satisfaction I get from correcting your mistakes.

Madi: The passport office is 24/7 enquiries line is 08705210410, a...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Feb 2005, 18:39
Replies: 42
Views: 1,190
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: need a lawyer

Right back at ya. (http://www.adviceguide.org.uk/index/family_parent/family/frequently_asked_questions_about_family_matters.htm#CanIchangemynamebacktomymaidennameortoan)

And more from the CAB....
Forum: General Discussions 21 Feb 2005, 18:22
Replies: 42
Views: 1,190
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: need a lawyer

Elaborate.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Feb 2005, 18:10
Replies: 42
Views: 1,190
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: need a lawyer

Changing your name is as simple as using a new name, there is no legal procedure. The only caveat is that you must not be doing it to defraud anyone.

A letter from a responsible person...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Feb 2005, 22:20
Replies: 45
Views: 1,698
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Cheap cigarettes

No, I was very specific in my phrasing.

The law says I can bring back as many cigarettes as I like from the EU provided they are for personal use. If I choose to bring back 10000 in a trip (about...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Feb 2005, 21:43
Replies: 61
Views: 1,326
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Internet Grammar.

I don't expect jokes on here to be that subtle, usually it's more along the lines of "You said knob, hehehehe."
Forum: General Discussions 19 Feb 2005, 21:38
Replies: 61
Views: 1,326
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Internet Grammar.

I beg to differ, correct usage still dictates that the verb to be uses the subjunctive form in certain circumstances. 'Was' is the past tense of the verb to be and therefore becomes 'weren't' in the...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Feb 2005, 17:53
Replies: 61
Views: 1,326
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Internet Grammar.

If you knew the difference between the indicative and past subjunctive moods, then you wouldn't be letting down the wider forum community ;) *
Forum: General Discussions 19 Feb 2005, 17:41
Replies: 45
Views: 1,698
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Cheap cigarettes

I thought this as well, apparently it's wrong though. Cigarettes are excise goods so exempt from this rule :(

Ragind retard: FYI, I have full private health coverage.

I have no objection to...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Feb 2005, 22:50
Replies: 61
Views: 1,326
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Internet Grammar.

I'm going to set up a group to further the cause of grammar nazis everywhere, I think I'll call it "People for the Regulation of Internet Grammar and Spelling" (or PRIGS, as it will be known).
Forum: General Discussions 18 Feb 2005, 22:44
Replies: 45
Views: 1,698
Posted By Gayle29uk
Cheap cigarettes

Does anyone have any experience with buying cigarettes over the net? Years of exposure to the net and all it's scams tell me that at least half the sites out there are con jobs but surely SOME must...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Feb 2005, 12:39
Replies: 95
Views: 2,217
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: The Science of Intelligent Design

I can see your point but honestly don't know enough about the subject to go any further into it, you could be completely correct. My knowledge of avian physiology is exhausted already.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Feb 2005, 12:29
Replies: 95
Views: 2,217
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: The Science of Intelligent Design

Lift is generated more efficiently at speed but energy still has to be expended to gain and maintain that speed.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Feb 2005, 12:10
Replies: 95
Views: 2,217
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: The Science of Intelligent Design

"Inversely proportional" is correct, don't ask me why. My biology education stopped at A level so I didn't get that far into avian physiology. At a guess I'd say that requirement goes up but...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Feb 2005, 11:57
Replies: 95
Views: 2,217
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: The Science of Intelligent Design

Oxygen consumption in birds is inversely proportional to the speed of flight. For a bird to fly faster, increased lung capacity is one of the first requirements. Birds already have large complex...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Feb 2005, 11:18
Replies: 95
Views: 2,217
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: The Science of Intelligent Design

Fresians evolved to produce the correct amount of milk required to sustain their offspring, producing more would be inefficient and thus incompatible with evolutionary goals.

Efficiency is likely...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Feb 2005, 20:37
Replies: 121
Views: 2,308
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Well done Bush

F*CK YEAH!
Forum: General Discussions 9 Feb 2005, 21:03
Replies: 15
Views: 548
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Chocolate?

Better Than Chocolate (http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00004U8MV/026-9263747-9415654)
Forum: General Discussions 1 Feb 2005, 21:18
Replies: 28
Views: 668
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: German prostitutes

That would require intelligent forethought on the part of the government, not something I have great confidence in.

I'm not saying I'm now against the idea, merely that I hadn't properly...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Feb 2005, 21:12
Replies: 28
Views: 668
Posted By Gayle29uk
German prostitutes

Ok, I realise most of you probably don't read the Torygraph but there was a story (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2005/01/30/wgerm30.xml&sSheet=/news/2005/01/30/ixworld.html) ...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2005, 20:56
Replies: 296
Views: 4,904
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Do you have a gay in the office?

Whether I became sexually attracted only to other women due to genetics or some environmental factor is irrelevant. I had no more control over the environmental factors in my growing up than I did...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2005, 19:52
Replies: 296
Views: 4,904
Posted By Gayle29uk
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2005, 19:27
Replies: 296
Views: 4,904
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Do you have a gay in the office?

No, it's not open for discussion. As a gay woman I'm telling you from direct first hand experience that it's not a choice, I simply do not find men sexually attractive in any way. I don't hate men,...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2005, 19:19
Replies: 296
Views: 4,904
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Do you have a gay in the office?

The dictionary disagrees.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2005, 13:06
Replies: 296
Views: 4,904
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Do you have a gay in the office?

Congratulations! Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2005, 12:04
Replies: 296
Views: 4,904
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Do you have a gay in the office?

No, it's not that common but your reasoning is dead wrong. Think about what you wrote for a moment, you even provide all the facts required to draw the correct conclusion.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jan 2005, 21:22
Replies: 296
Views: 4,904
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Do you have a gay in the office?

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No, I don't. Nor, however, do I think it appropriate office behaviour for a guy to talk publicly about the girl he nailed last night.

No, see above. Your argument is also flawed though as it...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jan 2005, 20:33
Replies: 296
Views: 4,904
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Do you have a gay in the office?

Yes, really. The unthinking assumption that because it makes you uncomfortable it must be wrong, rather than you thinking that maybe your being uncomfortable about it is wrong, is just as bad as...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jan 2005, 12:50
Replies: 50
Views: 2,036
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: How often do you do maintanence on your computer?

Athlon 1800XP, 1GB RAM, 200GB HDD

Rebuilt slocate database by cron job nightly, SuSE update every week or so for OS updates. That's about it really (on my home machine at least)..
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jan 2005, 21:26
Replies: 27
Views: 588
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: D.n.a

Probably best if you give that one a miss.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jan 2005, 22:43
Replies: 68
Views: 1,116
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Women

Ah, I always knew you for a man with fine taste and good judgement :)

It's just a shame she went dark again.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jan 2005, 22:28
Replies: 113
Views: 2,009
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: what is matter?

Paging anyone who passed A level physics to thread 182961.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jan 2005, 22:25
Replies: 68
Views: 1,116
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Women

Rose McGowan.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jan 2005, 10:41
Replies: 35
Views: 1,056
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Hello from the gutter :)

Congratulations, hope things continue to go well in your little part of the world :)
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jan 2005, 11:27
Replies: 39
Views: 889
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Northern Super City

God no! I can get to Manchester in just over an hour, do this and it will take me all flippin' day!
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jan 2005, 19:32
Replies: 474
Views: 9,413
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: so, the english are raping again

The rest of yoru post was crap but I can't see any major flaws in this sentence.

The point is though, most of it was a looooooong time ago now. We no longer believe wogs begin at Calais and...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jan 2005, 11:23
Replies: 13
Views: 3,165
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Jobs (Placements) in IT

There are actually plenty of career opportunities, the current glut of talented IT people is a myth perpetuated by those who only think they're talented (script monkeys and paper admins).

For...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jan 2005, 08:32
Replies: 32
Views: 785
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: So, erm , "Must Watch TV" , BBC2 , Saturday?

I love the running theme in the songs...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 5 Jan 2005, 23:08
Replies: 10
Views: 1,121
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: multi-column sorting algorithms

This is a little outside my league (my days of reading Knuth are loooong gone) but wouldn't a Postmans sort work there?
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jan 2005, 20:17
Replies: 19
Views: 815
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: # "The Chances Of Anything Coming From Mars - Are a Million To One" He Said #

John Christopher was the author, White Mountains and City of Gold and Lead are the two I can remember, not sure if I ever read the third.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Dec 2004, 23:02
Replies: 27
Views: 600
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Arrogant, Short-Tempered People

Because your last sentence made it plain that it wasn't a rhetorical question.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Dec 2004, 22:55
Replies: 29
Views: 672
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: so that whole dollar-situation

Dollar falls -> US national debt worth naff all -> US escapes complete bankruptcy.

Quite clever really, I doubt Bush thought it up though.

Personally, I'm in a really strong position at work so...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Dec 2004, 18:21
Replies: 38
Views: 936
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: E-penis contest

No, there's one that isn't.

However, every game of MC is winnable (*waves to MrL*).
Forum: General Discussions 24 Dec 2004, 13:34
Replies: 38
Views: 936
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: E-penis contest

I believe "spacial" is Yankish for "spatial".



PS: I suck at minesweeper :(
Forum: Programming and Discussion 22 Dec 2004, 22:44
Replies: 8
Views: 610
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: SQL query (deleting things based on other table contents)

SI: LAST_INSERT_ID() is your friend here. And yes, it's thread safe.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Dec 2004, 22:27
Replies: 69
Views: 1,091
Posted By Gayle29uk
Forum: General Discussions 22 Dec 2004, 19:21
Replies: 69
Views: 1,091
Posted By Gayle29uk
Forum: General Discussions 22 Dec 2004, 19:19
Replies: 48
Views: 889
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Faggot Value is HIGH

I saw the thread titled "Faggot value is HIGH" and I immeditely thought of Dace.



It's amazing how quickly it all comes back!
Forum: General Discussions 22 Dec 2004, 12:53
Replies: 12
Views: 680
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Forums have been down?

My guess is that someone borked the upgrade to PHP 4.3.10.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Dec 2004, 21:40
Replies: 32
Views: 723
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Friday Caption Contest : 17/12/04

LMP: My mum looks like Fergie and my dad's a walking cheeseburger. Just gotta stick around 'til they die then I can grab the loot to pay for the therapy.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Dec 2004, 17:54
Replies: 22
Views: 603
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Right wing hilarity

Cheeky git, it's 30 :P

Well, for another 2 months.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Dec 2004, 17:43
Replies: 22
Views: 603
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Right wing hilarity

Goddamn, my post made sense until someone got in first. Been away too long, must remember that not all forums allow thinking time before posting...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Dec 2004, 17:41
Replies: 22
Views: 603
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Right wing hilarity

That's because they're used to our government "assuming the position" every time the US calls. One of these days maybe we'll get a prime minister with enough balls to tell POTUS to Foxtrot Oscar...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Dec 2004, 17:38
Replies: 61
Views: 1,418
Posted By Gayle29uk
Forum: General Discussions 20 Dec 2004, 23:05
Replies: 73
Views: 1,886
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Gothandsilver's first poll!

It's nice to be remembered :cool:
Forum: General Discussions 3 Apr 2004, 14:20
Replies: 9
Views: 566
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Text Adventure

Does it have a Grue?
Forum: Programming and Discussion 3 Apr 2004, 10:30
Replies: 0
Views: 451
Posted By Gayle29uk
Exchange 5.5 help

I need to hide about 900 mailboxes from the global address list and set an out of office message for them all. Is there a way to do it without going through and connecting to each mailbox...
Forum: General Discussions 31 Mar 2004, 20:18
Replies: 6
Views: 490
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Older Than Dm Comedy!

# Must never call an SAS a 'Wanker'.

^^^^^ sensible boy :D
Forum: General Discussions 31 Mar 2004, 20:04
Replies: 55
Views: 7,044
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Worlds Dumbest Court Case

You still got some of that left?
Forum: General Discussions 31 Mar 2004, 17:57
Replies: 11
Views: 507
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: an insult i found amusing

I quite liked one of Dorothy Parker's literary criticisms...

Churchill v Bernard Shaw is funny too :)
Forum: General Discussions 31 Mar 2004, 11:04
Replies: 36
Views: 609
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: My IT-admin

I solved this problem at work by adding myself to the appropriate unfiltered net access group*.






* May require domain admin rights.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Mar 2004, 10:54
Replies: 8
Views: 357
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Firefox...

I like being able to edit the CSS of a page and see the effect immediately. I also get to stop retarded designers hijacking my context menu.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Mar 2004, 10:51
Replies: 55
Views: 7,044
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Worlds Dumbest Court Case

I was expecting a SCO thread.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Mar 2004, 23:43
Replies: 97
Views: 2,110
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Foot, Aim, Shoot, Miss. It's The European Court's Decision

WMP playing Real files by default (i.e. no codec download) would be a win for Real, their battle to get Real formats on every desktop would be over and they could market their server side kit a lot...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Mar 2004, 22:46
Replies: 97
Views: 2,110
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Foot, Aim, Shoot, Miss. It's The European Court's Decision

Being a monopoly is not illegal, abusing your monopoly position to stifle competition is.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Mar 2004, 22:45
Replies: 97
Views: 2,110
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Foot, Aim, Shoot, Miss. It's The European Court's Decision

MS are in trouble for using their desktop monopoly to leverage themselves into other markets, the market share of IE is irrelevant here as it's the desktop monopoly that's the problem.

The legal...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Mar 2004, 18:29
Replies: 120
Views: 1,973
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Classic films

We are and it was fab!

The less said about the sequel the better though.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Mar 2004, 18:23
Replies: 120
Views: 1,973
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Classic films

Bladerunner
Forbidden Planet
House on Haunted Hill
Lost Boys
Pump up the Volume
Blazing Saddles
Zulu
Dragonheart
Forum: Programming and Discussion 21 Mar 2004, 05:01
Replies: 10
Views: 821
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: PHPMyAdmin Question

CSV and LOAD DATA INFILE.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2004, 22:44
Replies: 392
Views: 5,243
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: World's Smallest Political Quiz

I crop up from time to time ;)
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2004, 22:43
Replies: 42
Views: 972
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: pranks needed for workmates PC

Change all colours (window borders, fonts, buttons etc) to black :)
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2004, 22:28
Replies: 392
Views: 5,243
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: World's Smallest Political Quiz

Also left liberal. 90%, 30%, in whatever order it gave them.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 10 Feb 2004, 11:30
Replies: 6
Views: 884
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Opensource pure PHP based SNMP monitoring tool

I started out doing something very basic along these lines using a simple TCP connect to verify that a service is still up and accepting connections. Judging by the email I get asking when the next...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 10 Feb 2004, 11:24
Replies: 19
Views: 940
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Using templates for a website

Hi guys, thought I'd drop by and see how the world was :)

SI: Mambo Open Source is a CMS that works pretty much as Pab described. Well worth a look (I would say that though, I'm one of the...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jan 2004, 09:32
Replies: 67
Views: 889
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Ethics

And shut the **** up about tech. You have zero understanding of science and engeneering.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jan 2004, 09:16
Replies: 29
Views: 1,229
Posted By Gayle29uk
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jan 2004, 09:15
Replies: 32
Views: 521
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Buffy The Musical On Sky One

Amused me :)

And Rest in Peace was actually a pretty good song!
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jan 2004, 09:09
Replies: 60
Views: 2,041
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Germans

Don't mention the war!
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jan 2004, 15:36
Replies: 60
Views: 2,041
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Germans

I imagine it makes no sense at all to a German, it's a joke that just looks like German :)
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jan 2004, 15:22
Replies: 60
Views: 2,041
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Germans

Such a shining wit ;)
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jan 2004, 15:21
Replies: 60
Views: 2,041
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Germans

I am, I just used to live in Rheindahlen (i.e. 30 minutes from the Dutch border). Used to go shopping in Venlo and Roermond :)

Roermond had the most fabulous cream cake shop, big choux pastry...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jan 2004, 15:19
Replies: 60
Views: 2,041
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Germans

Gale force 9
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jan 2004, 15:19
Replies: 60
Views: 2,041
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Germans

Meine oma was Oesterreiche (I can never find an umlaut when I want one :().
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jan 2004, 15:14
Replies: 60
Views: 2,041
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Germans

But we did!

Well, half my family did. The half that was in the Hitler Jugend didn't exactly come out of it very well.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jan 2004, 15:12
Replies: 60
Views: 2,041
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Germans

Is there a terrible lion up your end or something?
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jan 2004, 15:06
Replies: 30
Views: 733
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Computer geeks

Not for another month and a half. Then I'm over the hill and past it :(
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jan 2004, 15:03
Replies: 60
Views: 2,041
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Germans

Tref Center \o/

I used to love shopping there :D
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jan 2004, 15:00
Replies: 30
Views: 733
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Computer geeks

The term is correct, the reality does not involve games but does involve making lots of flowchart type things and long detailed design documents.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Dec 2003, 01:51
Replies: 36
Views: 680
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Top 10 Annoying Songs of All Time

NEWS JUST IN!

Billy boy is doing another album \o/
Forum: General Discussions 29 Dec 2003, 22:53
Replies: 36
Views: 680
Posted By Gayle29uk
Forum: General Discussions 29 Dec 2003, 22:53
Replies: 65
Views: 1,174
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Correct pronounciation of 'Nietzsche'

What crap. Other languages have one thing that English is lacking...rules! English has so few hard and fast rules, so many irregular verbs, so many quirks that even English people can't get it...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Dec 2003, 22:37
Replies: 36
Views: 680
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Top 10 Annoying Songs of All Time

Bill Shatner sings Slim Shady \o/
Forum: General Discussions 29 Dec 2003, 22:07
Replies: 48
Views: 809
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Red Dwarf

You all forgot waxworld :(
Forum: Programming and Discussion 29 Dec 2003, 22:02
Replies: 33
Views: 1,480
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Want to program a game...

You'll have fun with the network stuff! There are professional games companies spending millions on development that still can't come up with reliable, usable, fault tolerant network code.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Dec 2003, 00:32
Replies: 19
Views: 537
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Dear mods...

Funniest thing I've read in weeks \o/
Forum: General Discussions 23 Dec 2003, 00:28
Replies: 17
Views: 566
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: US moves to high terror alert

It's not nationwide though, it's possible for one place to be on amber while another is on black alpha or something.

TAHITI alert state is another good one, that's more specific (mortar attack if...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Dec 2003, 21:05
Replies: 21
Views: 682
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: icecubes

Ice cubes...nipples...'nuff said ;)
Forum: General Discussions 22 Dec 2003, 21:04
Replies: 17
Views: 566
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: US moves to high terror alert

You and anyone who happens to drive past a UK military establishment and can read the huge sign telling them the current BIKINI alert state :D
Forum: General Discussions 22 Dec 2003, 15:19
Replies: 56
Views: 1,025
Posted By Gayle29uk
Forum: General Discussions 22 Dec 2003, 15:10
Replies: 56
Views: 1,025
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?

Darth Vader knows what Luke Skywalker is getting for Xmas. He felt his presents* \o/
Forum: General Discussions 21 Dec 2003, 21:36
Replies: 31
Views: 803
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: [football] How much are you worth as a supporter?

Oh yes it can ;)

20,296

"You're $#! and you know you are" \o/
Forum: General Discussions 21 Dec 2003, 19:45
Replies: 29
Views: 539
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: SelectSmart.com 2004 Presidential Candidate Selector!

Guess that means I don't like Republicans much then.

In reality, if I were a Yank I'd vote for Dean:banana:
Forum: General Discussions 21 Dec 2003, 19:28
Replies: 16
Views: 663
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Theamion the Idol

I so wish that had been in English and in front of Simon Cowell :D
Forum: Programming and Discussion 21 Dec 2003, 19:24
Replies: 23
Views: 1,016
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Do you smoke?

i have to. without smoking my productivity would drop dramatically.
but at work i have to go out to smoke, which kind of sucks, especially at this time of the year.
i just NEED cigarrettes and...
Forum: Alliance Discussions 21 Dec 2003, 17:41
Replies: 50
Views: 3,306
Posted By Gayle29uk
Forum: Alliance Discussions 21 Dec 2003, 15:15
Replies: 52
Views: 2,830
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Vengeance & Gutless GlowDog HC

This thread almost makes me want to come back (only almost). There are few things in PA more fun than a good old fashioned cluster**** :D
Forum: General Discussions 16 Dec 2003, 16:23
Replies: 51
Views: 890
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: The World Has Been Misled ...

Especially considering he wanted to gas the Kurds himself!
Forum: General Discussions 15 Dec 2003, 02:32
Replies: 38
Views: 416
Posted By Gayle29uk
Forum: General Discussions 15 Dec 2003, 02:30
Replies: 32
Views: 588
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: "saying Saddam "has gone from power, he won't be coming back." "*

I think you'll find the word you're looking for is Benelux ;).
Forum: Programming and Discussion 14 Dec 2003, 21:41
Replies: 27
Views: 1,374
Posted By Gayle29uk
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 14 Dec 2003, 21:35
Replies: 128
Views: 4,501
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Is it ilegal to be hacked??

Leshy wins!

Flawless victory!

FATALITY!
Forum: General Discussions 13 Dec 2003, 19:16
Replies: 13
Views: 415
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Avid Merrion was on the Jonathon Ross show last night

I fixed my post now :)
Drowned in his own spittle?
Forum: General Discussions 13 Dec 2003, 18:44
Replies: 13
Views: 415
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Avid Merrion was on the Jonathon Ross show last night

I beg to differ.

Tub of lard > * (except Boris)
Forum: General Discussions 13 Dec 2003, 18:42
Replies: 15
Views: 397
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: 'The Power of the Mind'

That's so weird, every time I see 'Dace' I think...

ok, so it's getting old now :(
Forum: General Discussions 13 Dec 2003, 18:40
Replies: 8
Hey
Views: 386
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Hey

What awards would we do? Biggest ****tard? Most obnoxious troll? Worst gimmick?

Good luck with the flu thing.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Dec 2003, 16:20
Replies: 58
Views: 1,043
Posted By Gayle29uk
Forum: Alliance Recruitment 13 Dec 2003, 16:09
Replies: 51
Views: 3,211
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Vengeance CloseToTheEndOfRound Recruitment !

I do!

Big enough to make a difference does NOT mean 'big enough to take out the top alliances'.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Dec 2003, 16:07
Replies: 58
Views: 1,043
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Help Me Define "White"

Germany!

When I was 17 :)

I have Austrian family though, from Spittal An Der Drau.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Dec 2003, 16:00
Replies: 58
Views: 1,043
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Help Me Define "White"

I used to play backgammon at work (many years ago!). 20 pfennigs a game (loser pays) and we got seriously good at it \o/
Forum: General Discussions 13 Dec 2003, 15:44
Replies: 58
Views: 1,043
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Help Me Define "White"

Someone's been reading Stephen Fry again :D
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 13 Dec 2003, 15:31
Replies: 128
Views: 4,501
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Is it ilegal to be hacked??

I was with you until you mentioned Steve Gibson as an authoritative source on the subject of security. The man is a joke, full of shit and conning gullible people all over the net. ****ing nanobot...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Dec 2003, 15:03
Replies: 28
Views: 553
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Hignfy

Boris was fab :D
Forum: Alliance Discussions 13 Dec 2003, 14:56
Replies: 87
Views: 2,635
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Cov. opping

Scuse me? VGN are already recruiting for the next round*!

Speak for yourself please and don't assume everyone else agrees with you.




*Please note I no longer play PA but I still try...
Forum: Alliance Recruitment 13 Dec 2003, 14:50
Replies: 51
Views: 3,211
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Vengeance CloseToTheEndOfRound Recruitment !

Fab thread \o/

/me waves to all the VGN peeps :)
Forum: General Discussions 13 Dec 2003, 14:26
Replies: 6
Views: 325
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: On the subject of Kiefer Sutherland...

He was rather urbane in Lost Boys.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 4 Dec 2003, 01:53
Replies: 7
Views: 1,076
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Clear Screen in C

clrscr() used to clear a text mode screen and clearscreen() cleared a graphical one. I still remember this because I spent 3 days trying to troubleshoot one of my university projects.

The...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Nov 2003, 21:11
Replies: 17
Views: 564
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: What the flying...

Offer and acceptance: Check

Consideration: Check

No undue duress: Check

I see no problem with this legally.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Nov 2003, 19:27
Replies: 14
Views: 656
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: The New Statesman

Was a funny TV series :)

Crappy periodical though :(
Forum: General Discussions 28 Nov 2003, 13:23
Replies: 33
Views: 1,077
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Riddle time \o/

I thought it was funny :(
Forum: General Discussions 28 Nov 2003, 00:02
Replies: 33
Views: 1,077
Posted By Gayle29uk
Riddle time \o/

How many people can read hex if only you and dead people can read hex?

(this was on a T-shirt I saw today)
Forum: General Discussions 27 Nov 2003, 18:35
Replies: 188
Views: 2,866
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Mech stuff

Yeah, in this forum, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

(with apologies to Mat Groennig)
Forum: General Discussions 27 Nov 2003, 18:21
Replies: 188
Views: 2,866
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Mech stuff

He usually is :D
Forum: General Discussions 27 Nov 2003, 18:17
Replies: 188
Views: 2,866
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Mech stuff

Why did this thread last past the second post? Do some people have a deep seated need to believe in mechs or something?
Forum: General Discussions 27 Nov 2003, 18:03
Replies: 40
Views: 812
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: time for todays laugh at americans thread

Scotland doesn't have McPeople, to be a McPerson you have to have a McJob and we all know the Jocks just sit around in string vests all day sponging off us productive English/Welsh people!
Forum: General Discussions 27 Nov 2003, 17:51
Replies: 40
Views: 812
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: time for todays laugh at americans thread

WIth one leg shorter than the others so it can run round mountains easier \o/
Forum: Programming and Discussion 26 Nov 2003, 00:32
Replies: 28
Views: 1,392
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: PHP timer?

There's a lot of paid hosts that allow socket access, just not RAW socket access :)
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 23 Nov 2003, 23:26
Replies: 12
Views: 589
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: help !! my computer is broken :(

Does the fan have it's own molex connector? If so, have you tried it in a couple of sockets? Maybe you have a duff socket.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 23 Nov 2003, 23:25
Replies: 28
Views: 1,392
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: PHP timer?

In terms of counting processor time used yes, but using sleep() will reduce the processor overhead by stopping it looping constantly :)
Forum: Programming and Discussion 21 Nov 2003, 23:09
Replies: 28
Views: 1,392
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: PHP timer?

using sleep(($now-$start)+$interval) would help on system resources :)
Forum: General Discussions 20 Nov 2003, 23:20
Replies: 24
Views: 562
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Uncle Tony smoking crack

IN THE FACE!

TWICE!!

You up to speed now?
Forum: General Discussions 20 Nov 2003, 23:16
Replies: 24
Views: 562
Posted By Gayle29uk
Forum: General Discussions 20 Nov 2003, 23:10
Replies: 24
Views: 562
Posted By Gayle29uk
Uncle Tony smoking crack

Ok, so we're more determined than people willing to BLOW THEMSELVES UP AND DIE???

Better armed, yes. More determined? **** off.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Nov 2003, 22:34
Replies: 0
Views: 347
Posted By Gayle29uk
Irony++

From the BBC entertainment news (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/3222806.stm)...

Can you see it? Jackson claiming racism after all his efforts to become white?

I need a good laugh!
Forum: General Discussions 20 Nov 2003, 19:10
Replies: 67
Views: 1,332
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: King, Emperor...

Some of you people have no sense of humour :(
Forum: General Discussions 20 Nov 2003, 15:36
Replies: 67
Views: 1,332
Posted By Gayle29uk
King, Emperor...

George W. Bush was having afternoon tea with Queen Elizabeth in Buckingham Palace, outlining his plans for the future of the USA.

"As I'm the President" said Bush, "I'm thinking of changing how...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Nov 2003, 07:14
Replies: 73
Views: 3,459
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: I shall be taking my leave of this place, for a time.

:( :( :(

Bye bye MrL, who will I play Mornington Crescent with now?

:( :( :(
Forum: General Discussions 18 Nov 2003, 15:01
Replies: 90
Views: 1,240
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Favorite UK Broadsheet newspaper

Grauniad reader turning to the Torygraph? Welcome to the Darkside :D
Forum: General Discussions 18 Nov 2003, 07:02
Replies: 88
Views: 1,684
Posted By Gayle29uk
Forum: General Discussions 18 Nov 2003, 06:52
Replies: 256
Views: 4,053
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Tories to re-introduce Death-penalty?

If you shoot someone and they die you're likely to be charged with murder, no matter whether you intended them to die or not. That's because when you shoot someone you have a reasonable expectation...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Nov 2003, 23:10
Replies: 256
Views: 4,053
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Tories to re-introduce Death-penalty?

I love it when he joins in the argument :)
Forum: General Discussions 17 Nov 2003, 12:27
Replies: 256
Views: 4,053
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Tories to re-introduce Death-penalty?

Well you should have quoted Sir Ed then :P
Forum: General Discussions 17 Nov 2003, 12:22
Replies: 256
Views: 4,053
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Tories to re-introduce Death-penalty?

I SHOLD HAVE BEEN A LAWYER!*





* My GCSE in law probably doesn't qualify me for this.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Nov 2003, 12:13
Replies: 256
Views: 4,053
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Tories to re-introduce Death-penalty?

It makes the person dishing it out feel better :)
Forum: General Discussions 17 Nov 2003, 12:10
Replies: 256
Views: 4,053
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Tories to re-introduce Death-penalty?

The law no longer requires that death occur within a year and a day though.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Nov 2003, 12:06
Replies: 256
Views: 4,053
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Tories to re-introduce Death-penalty?

You would if it was wrongly used to sentence YOU!
Forum: General Discussions 17 Nov 2003, 12:01
Replies: 11
Views: 514
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Yay MrL

(to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody)

Was this once real life?
Is it mythology?
What's in the Iliad
A prequel to the Odyssey

Paris of Troy
Knew how to annoy the Greeks:
He whisked off Helen,...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Nov 2003, 11:59
Replies: 11
Views: 514
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Yay MrL

MM knows I am one of Thatchers children ;)
Forum: General Discussions 17 Nov 2003, 11:50
Replies: 11
Views: 514
Posted By Gayle29uk
Yay MrL

Yay, this prompted my brain to remember where I left my copy of "I believe in Music". Me and Bobby McGee ahoy \o/
Forum: General Discussions 17 Nov 2003, 11:34
Replies: 10
Views: 447
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Mad World

NOT JUST OFF TOPIC BUT ****ING INSANE!
Forum: Programming and Discussion 16 Nov 2003, 06:45
Replies: 41
Views: 1,633
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: linux

No other distro has come even close to Gentoo in terms of speed on my aging Celeron 333 :)
Forum: General Discussions 15 Nov 2003, 02:04
Replies: 46
Views: 1,086
Posted By Gayle29uk
Forum: General Discussions 15 Nov 2003, 01:42
Replies: 46
Views: 1,086
Posted By Gayle29uk
What greater way to express British pride...

...than by egging Bush.

A little message that although Uncle Tony may like him, the rest of us are not so convinced.

I hope someone does it, I really do.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Nov 2003, 21:10
Replies: 15
Views: 685
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Funny joke [geeky]

No, I just copied and pasted from rec.humor.funny cos it made me laugh :(
Forum: Programming and Discussion 14 Nov 2003, 21:08
Replies: 9
Views: 433
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Formal specs/docs for small IT projects?

Only thing I learnt was that I hate DFDs :(
Forum: Departing PA Messages 14 Nov 2003, 05:15
Replies: 18
Views: 1,082
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Does Anyone Even Know Me?:)

You're one of those 5:5 bastards! I remember you (I was 8:5:9 (http://www.vd-tools.com/par9/show.php?type=planet&x=8&y=5&z=9)) :D
Forum: General Discussions 14 Nov 2003, 04:19
Replies: 24
Views: 638
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: apparently this is legal

I was suggesting that anyone who didn't understand your comment should read a banknote and all would become clear.

i.e. a banknote is basically an IOU so in the hands of the issuer it's worthless.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Nov 2003, 03:57
Replies: 24
Views: 638
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: apparently this is legal

How is that related to my comment?
Forum: General Discussions 14 Nov 2003, 03:56
Replies: 15
Views: 685
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Funny joke [geeky]

I shoulda posted this in P&IT :(
Forum: General Discussions 14 Nov 2003, 03:45
Replies: 24
Views: 638
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: apparently this is legal

For those that don't understand this please read a banknote and all will be clear.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Nov 2003, 03:43
Replies: 15
Views: 685
Posted By Gayle29uk
Funny joke [geeky]

WELL LAUGH THEN YOU BASTARDS!
Forum: General Discussions 14 Nov 2003, 03:31
Replies: 24
Views: 638
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: apparently this is legal

Because anyone burning enough money to actually affect the national economy would have to be insane?
Forum: General Discussions 14 Nov 2003, 03:29
Replies: 37
Views: 564
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: now THATS entertainment

For the record, this was not me.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Nov 2003, 03:22
Replies: 11
Views: 516
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Beer Mats

Philistine!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/choice/games/games/plaything/beermat.shtml
Forum: General Discussions 13 Nov 2003, 20:45
Replies: 44
Views: 1,046
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: I am a moron

I vote for Leshys answer :)
Forum: General Discussions 13 Nov 2003, 01:00
Replies: 4
Views: 487
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: snooker loopy!

I remember it being in the charts :(
Forum: General Discussions 13 Nov 2003, 00:46
Replies: 56
Views: 1,761
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: C0cktails

Someone who thinks they're clever and gets a nasty shock when they find the bartender is more clever :)
Forum: General Discussions 13 Nov 2003, 00:28
Replies: 56
Views: 1,761
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: C0cktails

Must resist opportunity to be nasty to nice mod...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Nov 2003, 23:42
Replies: 56
Views: 1,761
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: C0cktails

Your avatar scares me :(
Forum: General Discussions 12 Nov 2003, 23:38
Replies: 56
Views: 1,761
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: C0cktails

You need archers and baileys to go with the Grenadine, then you can have a Brain Haemorrhage :)

Or substitute Midori for the Grenadine to make Squashed Frogs \o/

Can you tell I used to be a bar...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Nov 2003, 23:32
Replies: 56
Views: 1,761
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: C0cktails

1. Half fill a tall glass with red wine and ice cubes.
2. Pour orange juice over ice cubes to create sunrise effect.
3. Enjoy surprisingly tasty drink :)

Blue Bols + vodka + cream round the...
Forum: Alliance Discussions 7 Nov 2003, 22:09
Replies: 48
Views: 2,127
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Alliance names, old and new

Hopefully you won't take it personally if I suggest you go take a flying **** at a rolling donut.

I was never in BD and I'm interested in the origins of the alliance. Of course I was one of the...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Nov 2003, 19:06
Replies: 50
Views: 1,696
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: WARNING: Do NOT calculate Pi in binary

You have no argument, you don't understand probability.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Nov 2003, 06:04
Replies: 54
Views: 983
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: What has Chuckles been up to?

Now Chuckles is denying it all! The plot thickens...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Nov 2003, 05:59
Replies: 42
Views: 778
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: My first time :/

That's cos it's not exactly news to us :P
Forum: General Discussions 6 Nov 2003, 23:14
Replies: 54
Views: 983
Posted By Gayle29uk
What has Chuckles been up to?

Prince Charles is identified as the royal (http://www.reuters.co.uk/newsPackageArticle.jhtml?type=topNews&storyID=400042&section=news) at the centre of the current buildup to what looks like being a...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Nov 2003, 22:59
Replies: 35
Views: 608
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: hey she took one for the team

And here's (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/correspondent/3028585.stm) the BBC :)
Forum: General Discussions 6 Nov 2003, 07:48
Replies: 50
Views: 1,696
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: WARNING: Do NOT calculate Pi in binary

Tum te tum te tum...edited :D
Forum: General Discussions 6 Nov 2003, 07:37
Replies: 50
Views: 1,696
Posted By Gayle29uk
Exclamation WARNING: Do NOT calculate Pi in binary

It is conjectured that thisnumber is normal, meaning that it contains ALL finite bit strings.

If you compute it, you will be guilty of:

* Copyright infringement (of all books, all short...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Nov 2003, 05:58
Replies: 20
Views: 509
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Hi American people.

http://www.snopes.com/business/genius/spacepen.asp
Forum: General Discussions 6 Nov 2003, 02:07
Replies: 28
Views: 845
Posted By Gayle29uk
Forum: General Discussions 5 Nov 2003, 23:59
Replies: 14
Views: 591
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: The best part about Matrix Revolutions [SPOILERFREE]

The best bit is the fact that I haven't seen it \o/

Or the second one \o/
Forum: General Discussions 5 Nov 2003, 23:31
Replies: 35
Views: 752
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: What do we do when "similar threads" shows an interesting thread that we have somethi

Not that I know of, I'm pretty sure I haven't drunk enough to forget sleeping with someone recently...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Nov 2003, 23:23
Replies: 35
Views: 752
Posted By Gayle29uk
Forum: Programming and Discussion 5 Nov 2003, 21:33
Replies: 18
Views: 672
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: PHP ping

I wanted to ping a remote server to see if it was up or not. Instead I've implemented it in a little more detail and it now uses fsockopen() to open a socket to host:port which lets me monitor...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Nov 2003, 06:44
Replies: 5
Views: 574
Posted By Gayle29uk
Some small amusement :)

The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Nov 2003, 22:35
Replies: 10
Views: 442
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: So I have 24s03e01

IS IT AS GOOD?????
Forum: General Discussions 4 Nov 2003, 22:25
Replies: 10
Views: 632
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Interesting facts (like the Bible is the most stolen book)

Nearly true (http://www.aesthetic-dentistry.com/news.html#2)


True (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/1731742.stm)


False (no link but sawdust is the normal filler for dynamite although it...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 4 Nov 2003, 21:37
Replies: 7
Views: 459
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Email Systems ?

Do you mean instead of SMTP? Or do you mean things like RFC3463 (http://www.rfc-editor.org/cgi-bin/rfcdoctype.pl?loc=RFC&letsgo=3463&type=ftp&file_format=txt), an extension to SMTP?
Forum: Programming and Discussion 4 Nov 2003, 18:07
Replies: 18
Views: 672
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: PHP ping

Enclosing a command in backticks (``) executes it as a shell command and returns the output :)
Forum: Programming and Discussion 3 Nov 2003, 18:53
Replies: 18
Views: 672
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: PHP ping

Yup, that's the one :)
Forum: Programming and Discussion 2 Nov 2003, 14:44
Replies: 18
Views: 672
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: PHP ping

That's what I'm doing as a bodge job. I'm not really bothered about the ping time, I just want to know it's replying.

However, I may alter this so it opens a telnet connection to the remote...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 2 Nov 2003, 13:45
Replies: 18
Views: 672
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: PHP ping

Google has many many links to scripts using exec() or similar and parsing the resulting output string.

I wanted to do it natively and the only link I found used raw sockets which my webhost...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 2 Nov 2003, 13:37
Replies: 18
Views: 672
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: PHP ping

I tried playing with raw sockets and discovered that crappy webhost doesn't allow them :(

Bleugh.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 2 Nov 2003, 12:56
Replies: 18
Views: 672
Posted By Gayle29uk
PHP ping

Ok, head hurts :(

Has anyone any idea how to ping an IP address from a PHP script? I seem to be looking at raw sockets and I don't like that much at all :(


P.S. Any answers involving exec()...
Forum: Alliance Discussions 2 Nov 2003, 09:35
Replies: 100
Views: 3,964
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Ely winning the war or just recruiting?

Being reasonable on AD is not allowed!
Forum: General Discussions 31 Oct 2003, 19:17
Replies: 24
Views: 910
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Smoking

http://www.smoke-no-more.co.uk/quit_smoking_mouthwash.htm
Forum: General Discussions 31 Oct 2003, 19:16
Replies: 37
Views: 882
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Google Takeover

Yahoo! search IS Google :)

Anyway, only 15% of Google is being offered on the market. Not exactly enough for a takeover!
Forum: General Discussions 31 Oct 2003, 19:13
Replies: 8
Views: 514
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Wickid new stuff: interweb phone

We were testing an IP phone a few months back, a concept I never trusted.

When our network got hit by Welchia/Blaster it died. Admittedly the idea of a helpdesk phone system that dies in case of...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Oct 2003, 18:57
Replies: 50
Views: 1,493
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: The Gay O Meter

Words: 2643

Female Score: 4621
Male Score: 2468

The Gender Genie thinks the author of this passage is: female!
Forum: General Discussions 29 Oct 2003, 05:22
Replies: 2
Views: 421
Posted By Gayle29uk
Profound statement of the day.

"it only seems kinky the first time"

Works for me :)
Forum: General Discussions 29 Oct 2003, 05:18
Replies: 29
Views: 863
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Webcams = not for the dumb

A CALL TO ARMS!

Let's face it, the DF3 war livened up GD for weeks :D
Forum: General Discussions 29 Oct 2003, 03:36
Replies: 29
Views: 863
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Webcams = not for the dumb

YOU'RE ALL MISSING THE POINT!

Have you LOOKED at their other forums?

We shut down the DF3 flaming forum in a couple of days, reckon we can do this...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Oct 2003, 01:45
Replies: 36
Views: 856
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: US elections

RECANT YOUR HERESY BEFORE I SET THE BLESSED MARGARET ON YOU!
Forum: General Discussions 29 Oct 2003, 01:00
Replies: 36
Views: 856
Posted By Gayle29uk
US elections

Democrats shouldn't complain about the election in California, they should learn from the experience and profit from the lesson.

Do you think Bush will be hard to beat in 2004?

Two words:...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 27 Oct 2003, 21:32
Replies: 144
Views: 4,138
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Should we ban quit threads

I quit PA :)

Still post on GD and drop by here every so often though :)
Forum: General Discussions 27 Oct 2003, 20:55
Replies: 82
Views: 1,197
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: 100 Scariest Moments

No, I like spooky atmospheric films I just don't think BWP was one of them. I seriously think the producer was sat laughing his ass off and no-one else got the joke.
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 27 Oct 2003, 20:52
Replies: 144
Views: 4,138
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Should we ban quit threads

I managed to quit without a PD thread :)
Forum: General Discussions 27 Oct 2003, 20:47
Replies: 82
Views: 1,197
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: 100 Scariest Moments

NOTHING HAPPENED!

It was mind numbingly dull!
Forum: General Discussions 27 Oct 2003, 20:43
Replies: 82
Views: 1,197
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: 100 Scariest Moments

I felt insulted that my arse had to sit for 2 hours growing carbuncles during that utter piece of shite.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Oct 2003, 20:36
Replies: 82
Views: 1,197
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: 100 Scariest Moments

Having perused the list I think this sums it all up nicely...

5 - The Blair Witch Project (1998)
Forum: General Discussions 27 Oct 2003, 20:29
Replies: 36
Views: 1,652
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Tell me, please

I'm rereading the Stars Tennis Balls. Liar was fun though, especially for that memorable phrase "What the yellow rubbery ****..." :)
Forum: General Discussions 27 Oct 2003, 20:21
Replies: 36
Views: 1,652
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Tell me, please

Is this some perverse reference to the biscuit game so beloved of Eton and Harrow?
Forum: General Discussions 27 Oct 2003, 20:17
Replies: 82
Views: 1,197
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: 100 Scariest Moments

Did 'Weird Juddery Man' from the House on Haunted Hill make it in?
Forum: General Discussions 26 Oct 2003, 10:42
Replies: 9
Views: 418
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: I have a Frys Pepeprmint Cream bar.

I am only happy because I have a Frys Peppermint Cream bar. Apart from that I want to go die in my sleep :/
Forum: Programming and Discussion 26 Oct 2003, 10:17
Replies: 14
Views: 743
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: HTML - Framesets

Frames are evil and should be banned. Not as banned as <blink> though!
Forum: General Discussions 26 Oct 2003, 10:16
Replies: 9
Views: 418
Posted By Gayle29uk
I have a Frys Pepeprmint Cream bar.

This makes me happy :)
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 25 Oct 2003, 15:20
Replies: 14
Views: 2,428
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: i need some help :(

In addition, if they were unaware of this before you rang then they need shooting.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Oct 2003, 03:47
Replies: 5
Views: 611
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: I thought it was time we had some poetry round here...

Hehe, I once heard it recited at a Sergeants Mess summer ball. Along with the Chastity Belt (nonny nonny).
Forum: General Discussions 21 Oct 2003, 03:41
Replies: 5
Views: 611
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: I thought it was time we had some poetry round here...

I should have known you'd already be cultured ;)
Forum: General Discussions 21 Oct 2003, 03:36
Replies: 5
Views: 611
Posted By Gayle29uk
I thought it was time we had some poetry round here...

...so, ladies and gentlemen, I give you...

The Ballad of Eskimo Nell!

Gather 'round, all you whorey,
Gather 'round, and hear my story.


When a man grows old and his balls grow cold,
And...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Oct 2003, 00:04
Replies: 12
Views: 776
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: I went to the federal police today

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/drugs/deadbaby.htm

http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/wheelbarrow.asp
Forum: General Discussions 20 Oct 2003, 22:23
Replies: 23
Views: 708
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: New al-Qaida video threatens U.S.

Alternatively, if they say 'This is what we are going to do.' and then go ahead and succeed despite having told everyone in advance it has the added bonus of making the US look foolish.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Oct 2003, 21:50
Replies: 10
Views: 633
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Can you see a link here ?

Jarvis have pulled out of all rail maintenance due to the negative effect of bad publicity on their share price.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Oct 2003, 01:20
Replies: 41
Views: 652
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: I found......

I bow before your greater googling :D

No idea, though I have (I think) discovered why the US thinks it has the world's oldest democracy. They have the world's oldest written constitution and many...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Oct 2003, 01:01
Replies: 41
Views: 652
Posted By Gayle29uk
Forum: General Discussions 20 Oct 2003, 00:55
Replies: 41
Views: 652
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: I found......

Democracy: Bread and Circuses.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Oct 2003, 00:47
Replies: 41
Views: 652
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: I found......

We had that argument a while ago too. The modern USA has not been round long enough to compete with Europe on history, that's why they go for size :)
Forum: Alliance Discussions 20 Oct 2003, 00:42
Replies: 12
Views: 1,211
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Wtf is up with that Game

I dropped by #vengeance the other day to say hi to peeps but you weren't there :(
Forum: General Discussions 20 Oct 2003, 00:40
Replies: 41
Views: 652
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: I found......

Not really, being effectively under Danish rule and all that.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Oct 2003, 00:25
Replies: 41
Views: 652
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: I found......

The Swiss system is older I believe.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Oct 2003, 22:29
Replies: 16
Views: 732
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Please Jesus, don't take Mr Blair

Someone threw an egg at him so he turned round and smacked the little hooligan. Sounds good to me :)
Forum: General Discussions 18 Oct 2003, 18:23
Replies: 9
Views: 675
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: So, Blaine gets out of his box tomorrow.

THIS HAS BEEN MY POINT ALL ALONG!
Forum: General Discussions 18 Oct 2003, 13:44
Replies: 30
Views: 934
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: I'm bored...

Being raped while my girlfriend masturbates as she watches.

NOT something I want to happen outside my head!
Forum: General Discussions 18 Oct 2003, 13:32
Replies: 30
Views: 934
Posted By Gayle29uk
I'm bored...

...so I want to be nosey.

Everyone has sexual fantasies, we know this and generally they're not interesting. However, everyone has one or two that they'd never want to really come true but are a...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Oct 2003, 10:54
Replies: 47
Views: 1,045
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Your Funeral Arrangements

This is possibly the geekiest reply EVER.

Funny though :)
Forum: General Discussions 18 Oct 2003, 09:33
Replies: 25
Views: 711
Posted By Gayle29uk
Forum: General Discussions 18 Oct 2003, 09:23
Replies: 25
Views: 711
Posted By Gayle29uk
Forum: General Discussions 18 Oct 2003, 09:20
Replies: 23
Views: 883
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Wisdom teeth

Try it under a general, it's not pleasant! They use lovely thingies called Exolevers (think crowbar for teeth) to pry them out which is not pleasant to watch. Then the post-op drooling blood thing...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Oct 2003, 08:58
Replies: 20
Views: 752
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: What's in a name?

That explains everything.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Oct 2003, 08:57
Replies: 21
Views: 609
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Am I going to hell?

Popcorn chicken, mmmmmmmm.
Forum: Alliance Discussions 18 Oct 2003, 07:44
Replies: 12
Views: 1,211
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Wtf is up with that Game

What she said :)

Send him along to #vgn and PM an op, I'm retired but I know Vengeance is always on the lookout for good players :)
Forum: General Discussions 17 Oct 2003, 23:41
Replies: 47
Views: 1,045
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Your Funeral Arrangements

Obviously you're not planning a large wake ;)
Forum: General Discussions 17 Oct 2003, 13:27
Replies: 20
Views: 976
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: OMG, Hell just froze over

'scuse me? What do you think OSX is based on? WinME?
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 17 Oct 2003, 12:18
Replies: 62
Views: 3,352
Posted By Gayle29uk
Forum: Alliance Discussions 16 Oct 2003, 12:36
Replies: 71
Views: 3,483
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: For Spinner need all HC participation

That makes a certain amount of sense.

I don't think that does though. Ladybug isn't an attention whore, I just think she genuinely thinks this is something worth doing.
Forum: Alliance Discussions 16 Oct 2003, 12:33
Replies: 71
Views: 3,483
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: For Spinner need all HC participation

I kinda quit rather suddenly as PAX was starting (real life stuff) but the 18 months PA was a huge part of my life are worth giving something back to the man who made it all possible. Especially if...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Oct 2003, 12:24
Replies: 36
Views: 725
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: That whole "Paedo Thing"

I somehow doubt it, not for the forseeable future.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Oct 2003, 12:13
Replies: 36
Views: 725
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: That whole "Paedo Thing"

Brass Eye managed it. Admittedly it was more of a satire on journalistic coverage of paedophiles but it was damn funny and made a lot of people very pissed.

Summary of the whole thing at the BBC...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Oct 2003, 00:16
Replies: 10
Views: 661
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: I need a picture of Luigi from Simpsons

Google (http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=luigi+simpsons&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en) is still your friend :)
Forum: General Discussions 15 Oct 2003, 00:13
Replies: 80
Views: 2,332
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: People who pirate copyrighted material

Here's a link to original slashdot comment (http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?cid=6737908&sid=75304).
Forum: General Discussions 14 Oct 2003, 22:16
Replies: 80
Views: 2,332
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: People who pirate copyrighted material

Copying music/software/whatever for home use is not a criminal offence in the UK and as such there is no crime you can be charged with no matter what.

If you go about distributing copied CDs on...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Oct 2003, 00:22
Replies: 156
Views: 3,860
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: New GD Moderators Wanted

Maybe.

Not sure.

Too busy with...um...stuff ;)
Forum: General Discussions 14 Oct 2003, 00:09
Replies: 8
Views: 734
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Help! Google has failed me :(

I'm at work :(

My stupid connection keeps dropping and then messenger connects and says I'm online but it's lying, I'm miles away and when I do get home you're not there no more :(
Forum: General Discussions 14 Oct 2003, 00:05
Replies: 8
Views: 734
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Help! Google has failed me :(

Is a song originally by Peter Sarstedt.

Giles Brandreth is possibly the author of the alternative lyrics I seek.

The only bit I can remember is something like...

"You live in a high rise...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Oct 2003, 00:02
Replies: 8
Views: 734
Posted By Gayle29uk
Help! Google has failed me :(

I need to find the 'funny' (mildly amusing at best really) version of "Where do you go to my lovely" but Google doesn't like me no more :(
Forum: General Discussions 13 Oct 2003, 20:46
Replies: 44
Views: 927
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Nodrog has exceded their stored private messages quota and can not...

Only for large values of 2 or small values of 5.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Oct 2003, 20:39
Replies: 24
Views: 1,234
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: What's your homepage?

www.google.co.uk, what else? ;)
Forum: General Discussions 13 Oct 2003, 05:54
Replies: 26
Views: 607
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Kurashima

How do you get Pikachu on a train?

Poke 'im on \o/
Forum: General Discussions 12 Oct 2003, 14:22
Replies: 13
Views: 595
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: so the rugby world cup just began

According to Radio 5 England are 1500:1 odds on favourite with some of the bookies. I guess it's kind of a foregone conclusion at those odds.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Oct 2003, 20:09
Replies: 28
Views: 766
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: sniping ebay auctions

Definitely doesn't :)
Forum: General Discussions 11 Oct 2003, 19:54
Replies: 10
Views: 713
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: uh oh Beckham!

Apparently he took a penalty in the style of Joey Deacon :)
Forum: General Discussions 10 Oct 2003, 08:32
Replies: 17
Views: 638
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: 'The Bourne Identity' [SPOILERS]

Bourne Identity is ok, the second one (can't remember it's title) is better. Bourne Supremacy is a good end to the series :)

I went through a major Ludlum phase some years ago, right to the point...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Oct 2003, 00:38
Replies: 64
Views: 1,830
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Bad Words

And yet we're still not allowed to s****** :/
Forum: General Discussions 10 Oct 2003, 00:36
Replies: 44
Views: 1,031
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: To all the admins out there

So...that would be local admin access then? Kinda small potatoes in the big scheme of things, especially when any competent admin would build the assumption that local machines will be compromised...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 7 Oct 2003, 10:25
Replies: 5
Views: 423
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: CSS help

.middle {
A:link {stuff}
A:visited {stuff}
}

Easier to manage :)
Forum: General Discussions 6 Oct 2003, 15:18
Replies: 7
Views: 721
Posted By Gayle29uk
Did anyone else watch...

...the 50 greatest magic tricks of all time last night?

I HATE David Copperfield with a passion so intense it's holy but that Death Saw trick at #1 was amazing!

And of course Tommy Cooper and...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Oct 2003, 17:33
Replies: 41
Views: 1,337
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Post your amazon wish list >>>

I will be spending my time at work tonight perusing its no doubt hilarious pages. I'll let you know in the morning just how good it is :D
Forum: General Discussions 4 Oct 2003, 17:10
Replies: 8
Views: 734
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Flee !

I thought they were leaving forever?
Forum: General Discussions 4 Oct 2003, 17:09
Replies: 13
Views: 810
Posted By Gayle29uk
'Toys'

Leading on from this comment, what (if any) interesting 'toys' do you own?

Best toy ever is a tongue vibrator. Oh yes it is! OH YES!
Forum: General Discussions 4 Oct 2003, 17:01
Replies: 16
Views: 566
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Make it go away!

Phil MacCrackin does though ;)
Forum: General Discussions 4 Oct 2003, 03:14
Replies: 16
Views: 566
Posted By Gayle29uk
Exclamation Make it go away!

Can you imagine it?

Everyone and their dog posting in their favourite font?

Every post in a different character set?

Sigs with a different font for every line?

MAKE IT GO AWAY...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Oct 2003, 02:27
Replies: 74
Views: 2,164
Posted By Gayle29uk
Forum: General Discussions 3 Oct 2003, 19:40
Replies: 46
Views: 1,694
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: test

Quick replies :)
Forum: General Discussions 3 Oct 2003, 19:39
Replies: 34
Views: 1,004
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: So the new forums are up

Ok, so I can still use my old account. Is this going to go away?
Forum: General Discussions 26 Sep 2003, 00:31
Replies: 10
Views: 536
Posted By Gayle29uk
THE VERY SAME!

THE VERY SAME!
Forum: General Discussions 26 Sep 2003, 00:27
Replies: 10
Views: 536
Posted By Gayle29uk
Why Did Noone Tell Me!

The xmas style is here \o/

I sulked when it went away and someone sneaked it back and NEVER TOLD ME!!!!!
Forum: General Discussions 26 Sep 2003, 00:26
Replies: 38
Views: 1,192
Posted By Gayle29uk
3684, I still spam too much :(

3684, I still spam too much :(
Forum: General Discussions 25 Sep 2003, 23:53
Replies: 74
Views: 1,350
Posted By Gayle29uk
Not particularly :)

Not particularly :)
Forum: General Discussions 25 Sep 2003, 23:52
Replies: 41
Views: 1,000
Posted By Gayle29uk
Consortium announcement in R7. Mornington...

Consortium announcement in R7.

Mornington Crescent thread.

History of a seven day cluster alliance (if anyone has a copy I want one!).
Forum: General Discussions 25 Sep 2003, 23:48
Replies: 74
Views: 1,350
Posted By Gayle29uk
I have never had Amanda Donohoe go down on me. ...

I have never had Amanda Donohoe go down on me. This will haunt me until I die :(
Forum: Programming and Discussion 25 Sep 2003, 21:29
Replies: 10
Views: 1,155
Posted By Gayle29uk
function dosomeat(string stuff){ // This does...

function dosomeat(string stuff){
// This does someat, if tha's not got breens tae work it aht fer
// thee sen tha shouldnae be readin' i'

}
Forum: General Discussions 25 Sep 2003, 20:30
Replies: 26
Views: 614
Posted By Gayle29uk
We put the WTF in GD with the Mornington Crescent...

We put the WTF in GD with the Mornington Crescent thread :)
Forum: Programming and Discussion 19 Sep 2003, 01:26
Replies: 6
Views: 870
Posted By Gayle29uk


Forum: General Discussions 19 Sep 2003, 01:07
Replies: 2
Views: 818
Posted By Gayle29uk
NEWSFLASH: Ferrari Formula 1 Team fire entire...

NEWSFLASH: Ferrari Formula 1 Team fire entire pit crew

The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for the Dole' scheme and employ scousers....
Forum: General Discussions 17 Sep 2003, 15:12
Replies: 19
Views: 759
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: how to argue academically

Not the most subtle use of Godwins Law but effective.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Sep 2003, 11:38
Replies: 115
Views: 3,087
Posted By Gayle29uk
Beat me to it. This is one of those cases where...

Beat me to it. This is one of those cases where the truth would make a much more moving film than the fake reality I believe will eventually appear on our screens.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Sep 2003, 16:44
Replies: 15
Views: 749
Posted By Gayle29uk
Iachyd da.

Iachyd da.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Sep 2003, 13:09
Replies: 6
Views: 513
Posted By Gayle29uk
Unhappy Folsom Prison Blues and One Piece at a Time :up:...

Folsom Prison Blues and One Piece at a Time :up: :up: :up:
Forum: General Discussions 13 Sep 2003, 13:07
Replies: 14
Views: 578
Posted By Gayle29uk
I'm not a fan of most modern music. That...

I'm not a fan of most modern music.

That said, The Darkness utterly and completely rock!
Forum: General Discussions 11 Sep 2003, 02:31
Replies: 17
Views: 763
Posted By Gayle29uk
My personal favourite... New York 2032..... ...

My personal favourite...

New York 2032.....
A man and his son are walking through a highly built-up Manhattan when they come across an empty space and the father stops to reflect for a while.
...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Sep 2003, 01:44
Replies: 42
Views: 1,222
Posted By Gayle29uk
Your soul is worth 5444. For your peace of mind,...

Your soul is worth 5444. For your peace of mind, 93% of people have a purer soul than you.

Like I didn't already know this!
Forum: General Discussions 11 Sep 2003, 01:07
Replies: 19
Views: 541
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: On a similar topic

If you'd only clicked my link :(
Forum: General Discussions 11 Sep 2003, 00:57
Replies: 19
Views: 541
Posted By Gayle29uk
Go figure...

Go figure (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3095666.stm).
Forum: General Discussions 11 Sep 2003, 00:32
Replies: 8
Views: 462
Posted By Gayle29uk
And after I had a look for a relevant thread too...

And after I had a look for a relevant thread too :(
Forum: General Discussions 11 Sep 2003, 00:27
Replies: 8
Views: 462
Posted By Gayle29uk
RPC buffer overflow: Take II

So I'm at work and amongst other things I'm keeping a very close eye on all the anti virus manufacturers websites just in case some miserable git DOES release a nasty new virus today when I find out...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 8 Sep 2003, 06:54
Replies: 12
Views: 1,290
Posted By Gayle29uk
PARRACIDA IN BEING JBOY SHOCKER! NEWS AT TEN!

PARRACIDA IN BEING JBOY SHOCKER! NEWS AT TEN!
Forum: Programming and Discussion 7 Sep 2003, 03:00
Replies: 4
Views: 752
Posted By Gayle29uk
Only place I know that sells cat5 in serious...

Only place I know that sells cat5 in serious quantities is dabs. Do a search for cat5 one of the first links should be for 300m.

Unfortunately I can't provide a link as it's bloody javascript...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 4 Sep 2003, 23:13
Replies: 20
Views: 1,158
Posted By Gayle29uk
I know that one works :) For some reason...

I know that one works :)

For some reason neither $_SESSION nor $HTTP_SESSION_VARS work directly within an echo (or several other places, PHP doesn't like you using it as a parameter for a function...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 4 Sep 2003, 20:08
Replies: 20
Views: 1,158
Posted By Gayle29uk
I did, you can't. <? session_start(); ...

I did, you can't.
<?
session_start();
$HTTP_SESSION_VARS['example'] = "Hello";
echo "Example = $HTTP_SESSION_VARS['example']";
?>

<a href="page2.php">Next</a>
Parse error: parse error,...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 4 Sep 2003, 20:03
Replies: 20
Views: 1,158
Posted By Gayle29uk
???? Nothing extra in the URL when I try it...

????

Nothing extra in the URL when I try it :(
Forum: Programming and Discussion 4 Sep 2003, 16:53
Replies: 20
Views: 1,158
Posted By Gayle29uk
You can't do that. <? session_start(); ...

You can't do that.
<?
session_start();
$_SESSION['example'] = "Hello";
$example=$_SESSION['example'];
echo "Example = $example";
?>

<a href="page2.php">Next</a>
<?
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 4 Sep 2003, 16:34
Replies: 8
Views: 1,082
Posted By Gayle29uk
This is now driving me up the wall!

I know I've commented on this before but...

Couldn't have been a worse name for it really. At least the game itself is fab :)
Forum: General Discussions 3 Sep 2003, 02:18
Replies: 21
Views: 632
Posted By Gayle29uk
Forum: General Discussions 1 Sep 2003, 14:32
Replies: 75
Views: 3,534
Posted By Gayle29uk
The real one could spell :D

The real one could spell :D
Forum: General Discussions 1 Sep 2003, 13:58
Replies: 38
Views: 829
Posted By Gayle29uk
We had some fun in my old village once. There...

We had some fun in my old village once. There was a schixophrenic living there and he was doing great with his meds and functioning pretty well. Then he made the oh so foolish mistake that many...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Sep 2003, 13:40
Replies: 43
Views: 855
Posted By Gayle29uk
Forum: General Discussions 31 Aug 2003, 14:34
Replies: 24
Views: 724
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: The best radio program ever made

Ian and the Creatures used to do the early morning 1am-5am (I think) slot but got moved to the prime slot a year or 2 ago. Now all I need is Mike Dicken to be on that time for the rest of the week...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Aug 2003, 15:36
Replies: 26
Views: 1,255
Posted By Gayle29uk
I presume this is the response from the email...

I presume this is the response from the email address I gave you :(

When I get home I can provide some telnet session logs to prove other ISPs do NOT do this if you like :)
Forum: General Discussions 30 Aug 2003, 15:15
Replies: 217
Views: 4,502
Posted By Gayle29uk
POT TO KETTLE, COME IN KETTLE! YOU ARE BLACK, I...

POT TO KETTLE, COME IN KETTLE! YOU ARE BLACK, I REPEAT, YOU ARE BLACK!
Forum: General Discussions 30 Aug 2003, 15:13
Replies: 23
Views: 781
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Is lapdancing immoral?

The same way as older men with young wives I would guess.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Aug 2003, 15:11
Replies: 217
Views: 4,502
Posted By Gayle29uk
It's an unbelievably common mistake (obviously I...

It's an unbelievably common mistake (obviously I don't mean being from Norway).
Forum: General Discussions 30 Aug 2003, 15:06
Replies: 217
Views: 4,502
Posted By Gayle29uk
I'll say this once and once only. Nothing annoys...

I'll say this once and once only. Nothing annoys me more than an inability to distinguish between morals and morale. I don't care how well written or how cleverly argued your point is, no matter...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Aug 2003, 15:02
Replies: 23
Views: 781
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Re: Re: Is lapdancing immoral?

I see no problem with the idea of someone being a victim of both. I can see it would be kinda rare but it's certainly possible.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 30 Aug 2003, 14:34
Replies: 5
Views: 645
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: PHPmyadmin help, backing up db

Not unless you have access to alter the PHP config. Failling that you can do a dump of each table individually and use cut/paste to make them into one big file, that should work :)

Not without...
Forum: Alliance Discussions 28 Aug 2003, 15:50
Replies: 48
Views: 2,831
Posted By Gayle29uk
The hardcoded alliance thing is good. If you...

The hardcoded alliance thing is good. If you want to 'experience several alliance cultures' (sounds like spying to me) you have to do them one at a time, no loss to me :)

On a side note, I'm glad...
Forum: Strategic Discussions 28 Aug 2003, 15:28
Replies: 7
Views: 1,028
Posted By Gayle29uk
My personal theory for the start of the game is...

My personal theory for the start of the game is all races should init all roids as fast as possible (up to about 150 by the end of protection) but Terran/Cath/Zik should use mines to balance the...
Forum: Strategic Discussions 28 Aug 2003, 15:21
Replies: 12
Views: 2,186
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: Round 10 Startup Guide

The fourth class is Battleships, each race has 1 and 3 of them target FI meaning Xan need to make good use of their early advantage cos once BA are commonplace they will need significant amounts of...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Aug 2003, 13:20
Replies: 9
Views: 587
Posted By Gayle29uk
Re: That there wheelchair virus

Sounds like Nachi to me. Download the latest Stinger (1.8.4) from Network Associates, it's one of the 30 targetted worms/viruses/etc.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2003, 05:51
Replies: 1
Views: 472
Posted By Gayle29uk
Ooh...shiny things...

Ooh...shiny things (http://www.hondamotorcycle.com/motorcycles/cruiser_standard/model.asp?ModelName=Valkyrie+Rune&ModelYear=2004&ModelId=NRX18DB4).
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2003, 03:27
Replies: 61
Views: 2,197
Posted By Gayle29uk
Smite Evil Once per day, a Paladin may attempt to...

Smite Evil Once per day, a Paladin may attempt to Smite Evil with one normal attack. He adds his Charisma modifier (if positive) to the attack roll and deals one point of damage extra per level....
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2003, 02:23
Replies: 46
Views: 1,067
Posted By Gayle29uk
Quite good? QUITE GOOD? Sheer Godlike comedy...

Quite good? QUITE GOOD? Sheer Godlike comedy you mean! Although I will forgive you this once on the basis that you gave us Frasier in return :)
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2003, 01:49
Replies: 14
Views: 563
Posted By Gayle29uk
Hazel was so wubbable, he didn't deserve to die :(

Hazel was so wubbable, he didn't deserve to die :(
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2003, 01:33
Replies: 14
Views: 563
Posted By Gayle29uk
Watership Down made me cry :(

Watership Down made me cry :(
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2003, 01:15
Replies: 21
Views: 1,533
Posted By Gayle29uk
Even the FAQ is funny :)

Even the FAQ is funny :)
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2003, 00:49
Replies: 46
Views: 1,067
Posted By Gayle29uk
Let them watch and learn just how inferior their...

Let them watch and learn just how inferior their own programmes are in comparism :)
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