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Forum: General Discussions 15 Jun 2008, 12:41
Replies: 14
Views: 6,266
Posted By JBOY
Re: So I was driving to work...

Welcome, JBOY.
You last visited: 7 Aug 2007 at 22:03


Lo Hobbeh
Forum: General Discussions 7 Aug 2007, 22:08
Replies: 53
Views: 7,611
Posted By JBOY
Re: top 5 tv shows of the 1990s

Spaced
American Gothic
League of Gentlemen
South Park
Young Persons Guide to Becoming a Rock Star
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2006, 10:16
Replies: 14
E/n
Views: 2,433
Posted By JBOY
Re: E/n

You need a hug don't you.
Forum: General Discussions 19 May 2006, 00:25
Replies: 131
Views: 8,099
Posted By JBOY
Re: Big Brother

The big question is of course,

who'd ya do.

So in order, after the early stages.

Imogen
Nikki (theres something about the slutty look)
Grace (Posh bird)
Bonnehhhh (at a push, if i had to.)
Forum: General Discussions 27 Mar 2006, 22:59
Replies: 90
Views: 8,901
Posted By JBOY
Re: Have you ever been arrested?

I once got arrested for going to ASDA after finishing work at 2 in the morning. Me and my mate walked around, bought a couple of DVD's and ciggy's, withdrew some cash from the machine and left. About...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Mar 2006, 22:45
Replies: 90
Views: 8,901
Posted By JBOY
Re: Have you ever been arrested?

Originally Posted by Paisley
Thats reminds me of an old walking home from the pub song...
(to the tune of she'll be coming round the mountain)

If ya old, daft and bald... join the polis...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Mar 2006, 06:55
Replies: 23
Views: 3,752
Posted By JBOY
Re: Yahwe Explains ... Defamation

Neither are communicable diseases.

Veritas.

Under Scottish law there is no slander, it's all classed as defamation
Forum: General Discussions 15 Mar 2006, 13:24
Replies: 28
Views: 4,995
Posted By JBOY
Re: Top 5 Websites

Nearly forgot.

Entertaining sites wise:

http://www.addictinggames.com
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/
http://i-am-bored.com/
http://game-oldies.com/
http://www.ign.com
Forum: General Discussions 15 Mar 2006, 12:14
Replies: 28
Views: 4,995
Posted By JBOY
Top 5 Websites

Been a while since I've seen a thread like this.
Basically I realised that my internet visiting has fallen into a pattern of visiting the same websites with the occaisional trip to other linked...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Mar 2006, 11:35
Replies: 16
Views: 1,871
Posted By JBOY
Re: I made KFC

I smell an ex-mcd employee.

Although the thousand island sauce lacks the key ingredient, which as everyone in the entire world knows, is cum from a spotty mcds employee.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Mar 2006, 11:25
Replies: 25
Views: 2,153
Posted By JBOY
Re: Sunday8pm

Pol_Pot?
Forum: General Discussions 16 Feb 2006, 08:59
Replies: 15
Views: 2,715
Posted By JBOY
Forum: General Discussions 29 Dec 2005, 13:22
Replies: 30
Views: 3,270
Posted By JBOY
Re: OK the proper new years resolution thread

* Quit Smoking
* Get a New Job
*Put some sort of effort into Uni.
*Make a year long plan and follow it for more than two weeks. eg, fitness and all of the above.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Dec 2005, 19:35
Replies: 16
Views: 2,543
Posted By JBOY
Re: Panic attacks

Valium normally does the trick.

of course for that you'd need to see your GP.

other things that occaisionally help are hops, lavender, a hot bath, somewhere warm and dark and camomile tea.

A...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Dec 2005, 23:11
Replies: 9
Views: 2,115
Posted By JBOY
Re: Now this is how to make a badass ****ing trailer

I don't think magneto's that bad. Kinda what I imagined.

Juggernaut looks like a bloke in a really crappy muscle suit.

go vinnie
Forum: General Discussions 6 Dec 2005, 20:34
Replies: 9
Views: 2,115
Posted By JBOY
Re: Now this is how to make a badass ****ing trailer

There's like a two second clip of juggernaut near the end.

he doesn't look like juggernaut. I'm quite upset.

Although that does clearly appear to be the phoenix walking alongside magneto and...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Dec 2005, 08:58
Replies: 26
Views: 3,235
Posted By JBOY
Re: Another dating story

The scary thing, is that after hearing that story several years ago, and being highly amused, I used that same chat up technique.

The repeated "Do you come here often?"

It actually works......
Forum: General Discussions 17 Nov 2005, 01:04
Replies: 18
Views: 2,495
Posted By JBOY
Re: Parking ticket

I got a parking ticket today.
Parked outside tesco, went inside to get change for the meter. Was in for no more than 5 minutes, came out and theres the fixed penalty on the windscreen, with no...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Nov 2005, 23:02
Replies: 64
Views: 5,209
Posted By JBOY
Re: Sex Education

8/9
I suppose the balance between hitting puberty and maturity is a difficult one to guage.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Nov 2005, 22:41
Replies: 64
Views: 5,209
Posted By JBOY
Re: Sex Education

From what I understand of the changes, and the research I've done into this subject.
The curriculum begins by focussing on primary children and developing the idea of "family"
Not the old...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Nov 2005, 14:59
Replies: 64
Views: 5,209
Posted By JBOY
Re: Sex Education

On the topic of who picks what is appropriate.

the scottish executive implemented changes following several focus groups, leadig from the McGabe group enquiry in 2000.

"Ministers invited a...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Nov 2005, 14:06
Replies: 64
Views: 5,209
Posted By JBOY
Sex Education

In light of the recent change in the Scottish curriculum, where primary school children in primary 3 and 4 will be told what sex is and how it works.

I remember many moons ago the dreaded PSE...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Oct 2005, 11:44
Replies: 22
Views: 2,460
Posted By JBOY
Re: Probably late but

casino royale is a prequel.

apparently they're doing a batman begins type of thing. ignore all the shit sequels and start over again.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Oct 2005, 10:42
Replies: 21
Views: 2,819
Posted By JBOY
Re: Paging Uni students

how?
wat union is it
what does it have
etc..............
Forum: General Discussions 19 Oct 2005, 10:13
Replies: 21
Views: 2,819
Posted By JBOY
Paging Uni students

Whats the best student Union building in the UK,
and why?

Whilst primarily this is about scottish Uni's and an old argument as to what uni has the best union, the rest of the UK counts aswell. ...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Sep 2005, 00:10
Replies: 19
Views: 2,224
Posted By JBOY
Re: Weirdos of days gone by

hold it.

the first time I got an account deleted, it was for plastering the front page of GD with threads along with Vanilla and Jakiri.

Then it was me an AV.

an i think i might have banned...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2005, 09:49
Replies: 4
Views: 1,829
Posted By JBOY
Re: Help me find two* video's

The Parlour is the first one, and the asterixed one.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Aug 2005, 18:01
Replies: 7
Views: 1,782
Posted By JBOY
Re: Celebdaq

Left in the Pa league, me, kura an someone else i cant remember.........
Forum: General Discussions 17 Aug 2005, 15:34
Replies: 7
Views: 1,782
Posted By JBOY
Celebdaq

Logged in for the first time in abot 3 weeks, is anyone actually playing anymore?

Methinks its time for the league to be officially closed down :O(


ps. I win.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Aug 2005, 20:05
Replies: 21
Views: 1,830
Posted By JBOY
Re: Dear ForumGoers:

Double confirm.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Aug 2005, 21:43
Replies: 55
Views: 5,740
Posted By JBOY
Re: What's your favorite beer?

Belhaven Best

yumyum
Forum: General Discussions 11 Aug 2005, 13:11
Replies: 22
Views: 2,771
Posted By JBOY
Re: lost, channel 4, tonight

And whats with the black against white thing?

the old guy with the backgammon set...?

I ended up watching the third episode on e4 straight after the first two.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Aug 2005, 11:06
Replies: 15
Views: 2,196
Posted By JBOY
Re: General Announcement about my life

You're really only upset because the picture of small boys will be taken down.

that and he'll have the biggest room.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jul 2005, 16:55
Replies: 30
Views: 2,785
Posted By JBOY
Re: help :(

1.a
2.b
2nd 1. b
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jul 2005, 23:27
Replies: 30
Views: 2,785
Posted By JBOY
Re: help :(

1.a
2.b
2nd 1. b
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jul 2005, 01:20
Replies: 37
Views: 2,707
Posted By JBOY
Re: An Angry Tale

they have to give you a minimum of 48 hours notice prior to any scheduled shifts changed.
If it's a compulsary meeting and they're treating it like a shift, then its still not 48 hours notice, so...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jul 2005, 11:17
Replies: 34
Views: 2,796
Posted By JBOY
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jul 2005, 12:03
Replies: 86
Views: 14,291
Posted By JBOY
Re: Who else has been posting on here for five years?

theamion went mental about that.

as did Queen.

heh \o/
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2005, 23:19
Replies: 86
Views: 14,291
Posted By JBOY
Re: Who else has been posting on here for five years?

does anyone else remember "Aben_zin"s thread ":¬)"

which started with

"I hope the world dies of total heat death"

or similar words, and then proceeded to grow to about 80 pages of physics...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2005, 23:16
Replies: 86
Views: 14,291
Posted By JBOY
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2005, 23:15
Replies: 13
Views: 2,385
Posted By JBOY
Re: Car Help Needed!

a) engine cleaner
b) any shell garage/ halfords
c) in your petrol tank.

if your engines been running a bit hot that effects your emissions aswell, get radflush from halfords and empty your...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2005, 23:11
Replies: 86
Views: 14,291
Posted By JBOY
Re: Who else has been posting on here for five years?

wasn't the OOC twas...........
Happy Roid Hotel.

Mr MindYourBeak, the original old man of the internet wen mental an threatened to sue for removing his intelectual property.

Tragically, oh so...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jun 2005, 13:48
Replies: 22
Views: 2,895
Posted By JBOY
Re: A new marketing low

When lucas made star wars he insisted not on having a large payment for the film when it was released, but instead a significant percentage of the box office gross.

The studio at the time thought...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jun 2005, 16:15
Replies: 22
Views: 2,895
Posted By JBOY
Re: A new marketing low

Well, since the switch to digital TV in the Uk, TV advertising is less effective because the market is more segmented.
Radio advertising, once the daddy of advertising is now also starting to slump,...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jun 2005, 01:54
Replies: 70
Views: 4,696
Posted By JBOY
Re: Dr Who (Spoilers)

Now, heres the thing.

I was working tonight. So, whilst I've not really seen a lot of the new series, i did see last weeks episode.

So, having realised I missed a potentially interesting...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jun 2005, 00:53
Replies: 20
Views: 2,138
Posted By JBOY
Re: I'm posting a porn link and there's nothing you can do to stop me!

that is still technically a porn link.

even though the hyperlink points somewhere else.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jun 2005, 19:32
Replies: 114
Views: 9,559
Posted By JBOY
Re: So I am going to America...

LA does indeed suck.

the best bit in it is universal city. no joke.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jun 2005, 20:42
Replies: 51
Views: 9,075
Posted By JBOY
Re: Wish Wash, Scary Monsters...

it's the first line of cubass's "Insomniac Academy" he refers to.


fanny
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jun 2005, 08:40
Replies: 51
Views: 9,075
Posted By JBOY
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2005, 22:37
Replies: 37
Views: 2,454
Posted By JBOY
Re: I think we should be thankful for VBulletin.

i remember that.

that was actually me aswell, Mer lifted the ban after a week and did all the 'communications'.
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2005, 13:00
Replies: 37
Views: 2,454
Posted By JBOY
Re: I think we should be thankful for VBulletin.

it was more likely to have been me =O(((
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2005, 08:16
Replies: 37
Views: 2,454
Posted By JBOY
Forum: General Discussions 23 May 2005, 08:33
Replies: 33
Views: 3,130
Posted By JBOY
Re: I would like to kill....

It's an adaptation of the old internet classic Insanity test (http://www.frenzy.com/~jester/racecar.html).

*warning*
To anyone that does have a tv, DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK, for you will be...
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2005, 01:50
Replies: 16
Views: 2,533
Posted By JBOY
Re: Poker Compadres

poker's never about the actual cards.
It's about the other players.
Forum: General Discussions 8 May 2005, 01:13
Replies: 14
Views: 2,218
Posted By JBOY
Re: My internet has broken.

I grew up through that neck of the woods.
Bout 12 miles away.
I should take offence, wave a bottle of buckie about, etc.

But you're right.
Forum: General Discussions 6 May 2005, 22:46
Replies: 12
Views: 2,109
Posted By JBOY
Re: Did anyone watch Derren Brown?

I missed the programme, and normally watch it.

I too fell left out.

(Lo Flav)
Forum: General Discussions 5 May 2005, 08:50
Replies: 48
Views: 2,854
Posted By JBOY
Re: Do you know anybody*

I can't swim.

Never had a lesson in my life.

The reason : Lanark pool.
Forum: General Discussions 3 May 2005, 08:18
Replies: 121
Views: 13,443
Posted By JBOY
Re: Teh big General Election thread.

I still post, occaisionally, when the sun is high and the weather is fine.
Forum: General Discussions 2 May 2005, 22:02
Replies: 121
Views: 13,443
Posted By JBOY
Re: Teh big General Election thread.

I'm in possibly one of the safest Labour constituency's in the country

Gordon Brown's :O((((((
Forum: General Discussions 20 Apr 2005, 22:13
Replies: 34
Views: 2,933
Posted By JBOY
Re: edinburgh

Grassmarket pub crawl is a stag night tradition, usually meaning that most pubs are full of pub crawls that ahve a tendency to join up, there was talk at one time of hving a world record of most...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Apr 2005, 11:30
Replies: 34
Views: 2,933
Posted By JBOY
Re: edinburgh

GRASSMARKET PUB CRAWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Forum: General Discussions 19 Apr 2005, 23:17
Replies: 34
Views: 2,933
Posted By JBOY
Re: edinburgh

When was the last time you were at the three sisters?

I'm talking about downstairs, not upstairs.

and beer wise:
Tetley
Calders
Guiness

What else would you want?*
Forum: General Discussions 19 Apr 2005, 11:11
Replies: 34
Views: 2,933
Posted By JBOY
Re: edinburgh

the three sisters
Frankensteins
an theres a few good pubs at the top of leith walk aswell.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Apr 2005, 17:43
Replies: 48
Views: 6,275
Posted By JBOY
Re: Your opinions on a decent car

Today I saw a smart car, wit the big spoiler on the back, that surely must tip the car backwards in winds over 5mph.
It also had lowered suspension, low side skirts, and a scooped bonnet, with fancy...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Mar 2005, 08:31
Replies: 37
Views: 3,087
Posted By JBOY
Re: Most Recent thing you checked off your "do before i die" list

Surely Internet poker tournaments don't count.

Nothing like the thrill of a real card game an reading peoples faces for tells.

Or getting someone on a hellmuth level of tilt an just milking all...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Mar 2005, 08:28
Replies: 51
Views: 3,966
Posted By JBOY
Re: Ikea

But Ikea has those display things where they open an close the drawer 900 gazillion times in a row without it breaking......
Forum: General Discussions 28 Mar 2005, 23:39
Replies: 51
Views: 3,966
Posted By JBOY
Re: Ikea

PS, at some point in the next month or two I'll be popping along to your neck of the woods for a piss up.

Details are at best sketchy at the moment.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Mar 2005, 23:38
Replies: 51
Views: 3,966
Posted By JBOY
Re: Ikea

I have a mesh type hanging basket multi chambered thing that i keep various bits an bobs like gloves socks an hats in.

It was a gift.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Mar 2005, 23:26
Replies: 37
Views: 3,087
Posted By JBOY
Re: Most Recent thing you checked off your "do before i die" list

Grand Canyons on the list of stuff to do whilst there.

Aswell as run in slow motion along the beach whilst singign the baywatch tune.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Mar 2005, 09:23
Replies: 37
Views: 3,087
Posted By JBOY
Re: Most Recent thing you checked off your "do before i die" list

in two days, I get to tick off "Visit Hollywood", ideally, if all goes well, i should also get to tick off "Grope a celebrity without getting arrested / pummelled to death by security" aswell \o/.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Mar 2005, 03:02
Replies: 49
Views: 4,511
Posted By JBOY
Re: Constantine

Now, see, the thing there is, Punisher is actually complete and utter laughable shite.

spectacularly

off the deep end

from the cliched facial poses to the "sailor henchman" (Kevin Nash)...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Mar 2005, 16:16
Replies: 31
Views: 2,947
Posted By JBOY
Re: Lol !???

I am also Jonny B
Forum: General Discussions 24 Mar 2005, 11:07
Replies: 31
Views: 2,947
Posted By JBOY
Re: Lol !???

This post made me sad* :O(((((
Forum: General Discussions 24 Mar 2005, 00:16
Replies: 31
Views: 2,947
Posted By JBOY
Re: Lol !???

I'd like a 12" pepperoni feast, within the next 12 minutes please.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Mar 2005, 00:13
Replies: 3
Views: 1,636
Posted By JBOY
Re: The secret of sucsess in poker

i demand an interactive flash feature on that site, where you can make 'fillmaff' go on tilt with the click of a button.

I also demand that Celebrity Deathmatch has Hoyt Corkins Vs Phil Hellmuth.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Mar 2005, 00:10
Replies: 49
Views: 4,511
Posted By JBOY
Re: Constantine

Satan, was cool.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Mar 2005, 00:09
Replies: 49
Views: 4,511
Posted By JBOY
Re: Constantine

And to offer a contrasting and different opinion.

I liked it.

Whilst I was a tad annoyed at the lack of complete action that the trailer seemed to indicate would fill the film to the brim, the...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Mar 2005, 09:39
Replies: 41
Views: 2,588
Posted By JBOY
Re: what is your favourite soup?

tattie an leek

real thick, like stovies.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Mar 2005, 21:56
Replies: 68
Views: 5,094
Posted By JBOY
Re: Retro Games You Want Remakes Off

Megalomania, they should release it on the Gameboy (sp or DS)
Double Dragon
Superprobotector / Contra
Yoshi's Island
Street Racer
Forum: General Discussions 9 Mar 2005, 23:40
Replies: 21
Views: 1,776
Posted By JBOY
Re: I'm gonna pretend you care

I'm just in from my Wednesday night poker game, one guy who plays is the luckiest git ever,
he won't play a pocket pair, and prefers unsuited connectors.
He's one of those annoying gits that'll...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Feb 2005, 06:21
Replies: 43
Views: 3,567
Posted By JBOY
Re: A slap in the face for the poor

ITT Nodrogs mum adjusts his cotton wool blanket for him.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Feb 2005, 17:59
Replies: 101
Views: 14,481
Posted By JBOY
Re: Hack.net

how'd you get double A ?
Forum: General Discussions 21 Feb 2005, 16:59
Replies: 101
Views: 14,481
Posted By JBOY
Re: Hack.net

First of me looking at this thread.

http://www.netguides.org.uk/brownies/bd_activities/b_code_wheel_images.html

i rememeber doing that at school, but with the outer line being numbers instead...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2005, 10:14
Replies: 93
Views: 7,692
Posted By JBOY
Re: ITT we talk about our nicknames

JBOY, because back in 97 I lacked creativity,
JB being my initials.
and I used to get called Jonny Boy a lot when I was younger.

Not as good a story as other peoples :O(
Forum: General Discussions 15 Feb 2005, 19:44
Replies: 20
Views: 2,041
Posted By JBOY
Re: Michael Jackson rushed to hospital

uri geller is a possible witness.

did anyone else laugh really hard at that?
Forum: General Discussions 15 Feb 2005, 19:42
Replies: 3
Views: 1,580
Posted By JBOY
Re: McLibel two win case.

an it's only taken ten years.

huzzah for justice.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Feb 2005, 23:59
Replies: 19
Views: 2,058
Posted By JBOY
Re: Dear Homosexuals

Now, if that story had been in the guardian, i might have believed it.....
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 14 Feb 2005, 23:54
Replies: 6
Views: 6,253
Posted By JBOY
Re: Hardware Knowledgeable people help!

the above, as the main workstation, with 21 desktops of minimum spec from Dell, with wifi netowrking, comes to just under £8k.

kinda hard to sell an 8k expenditure with the line, an we'll just...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 14 Feb 2005, 20:52
Replies: 6
Views: 6,253
Posted By JBOY
Re: Hardware Knowledgeable people help!

Wheres the fun in that?

having looked at the dell order stuff, I'm actually pretty certain of going with that for the majority of the machines, however, and this is just for personal fun, I've...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 14 Feb 2005, 20:30
Replies: 6
Views: 6,253
Posted By JBOY
Hardware Knowledgeable people help!

Howdy,
It's been a year or two since I was majorly into keeping an eye on tech specs and the like an I've kinda fallen behind.
I have received a wonderful task.

I do a little work on the...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Feb 2005, 15:48
Replies: 46
Views: 5,811
Posted By JBOY
Re: the "what a marvellous day" thread

Today it is mostly being nice, sunny, and with clear blue skies.

Still i stay inside and look outside through the window viewing device.

but it is a nicer view
Forum: General Discussions 11 Feb 2005, 19:43
Replies: 46
Views: 5,811
Posted By JBOY
Re: the "what a marvellous day" thread

There are no sheep visible from my window, none in my house, or in my bedroom.

So it can't be wales

drum rolll
symbol
round of applause
Forum: General Discussions 11 Feb 2005, 16:33
Replies: 46
Views: 5,811
Posted By JBOY
Re: the "what a marvellous day" thread

The weather here, is beyond miserable, there has been no sunlight at all, its cold and grey everywhere :O(

An having been signed off work for the week with laryngitis, I have nowt to do but sit...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Feb 2005, 21:29
Replies: 39
Views: 3,279
Posted By JBOY
Forum: General Discussions 8 Feb 2005, 01:15
Replies: 39
Views: 3,279
Posted By JBOY
Re: I'm listening to Pink Floyd

They're the kind of band that if you don't instantly like them, they grow on you very quickly, and get better and better the more you hear them.
Like the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Bloodsugarsexmagik,...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Feb 2005, 17:52
Replies: 33
Views: 3,039
Posted By JBOY
Re: All the people with big red dots

I have more grey dots than any other :O(

Which is not a lot, since I have about 5 rep point thingys.

consistant i suppose with the number f times i actually post a week nowadays :O((((
Forum: General Discussions 6 Feb 2005, 01:29
Replies: 11
Views: 1,896
Posted By JBOY
Re: Im actually upset at this

Looking at crashtester and Qdeathstar, I beg to differ.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Feb 2005, 01:27
Replies: 10
Views: 1,749
Posted By JBOY
Re: WITHOUT googling

= camel clutch

cobra clutch = million dollar dream
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jan 2005, 09:16
Replies: 31
Views: 2,449
Posted By JBOY
Re: Team America: World Police

Best bits of the film: "Use your acting Gary, to save the world"
The Sex scene.
Any and all tthe close combat fight scenes.
deke deke deke deke deke jihad.
The vomit scene.
and many many more.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jan 2005, 02:52
Replies: 223
Views: 13,682
Posted By JBOY
Re: Post the comments people have made on your reputation

this is the first of me realising that the rep feature's been enabled......
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jan 2005, 02:12
Replies: 20
Views: 1,904
Posted By JBOY
Re: 8 Minutes 56 Seconds of Musical Brilliance

Rob D - Clubbed to death
Cleptomaniacs - All I Do
Bon Jovi - Dry County
Metallica S&M version - Outlaw Torn

some other ace long songs
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jan 2005, 07:17
Replies: 13
Views: 5,261
Posted By JBOY
Re: Jobs (Placements) in IT

Please , oh lovely forum admins.
i beg of you,

amuse me,

move this thread to the IT forum...........
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jan 2005, 12:41
Replies: 60
Views: 5,832
Posted By JBOY
Re: This here bad weather thingy

In east coast scotland....
Wheelie Bins were blown over, litter has been spilled.
Slightly more exciting, the bus station just visible from my living room window appears to have been blown into...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jan 2005, 23:31
Replies: 83
Views: 4,223
Posted By JBOY
Re: Help me get out of strut

Student/Working = nil free time.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jan 2005, 09:52
Replies: 83
Views: 4,223
Posted By JBOY
Re: Help me get out of strut

Get a job that requires you to get up at Silly O'clock am.
then stay up all day without a mid afternoon nap an go to bed at an early hour in the evening.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Dec 2004, 10:47
Replies: 5
Views: 1,656
Posted By JBOY
Re: What's green and yellow and chained to my fence?

Close Thread
Delete Account
Ban User.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Dec 2004, 23:09
Replies: 69
Views: 4,955
Posted By JBOY
Re: Just a Random Google Image Search

Telewest Customers.........

the service is shit up here.
Next time I complain, I'll be sure to ask for you.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Dec 2004, 17:27
Replies: 4
Views: 1,857
Posted By JBOY
Re: Nay , Nay , and Thrice Nay. A Remake too far!

i vote Ashton kutcher for lead role.
lets see him attack himself with his hand!!!!11
Forum: General Discussions 16 Dec 2004, 22:47
Replies: 16
Views: 2,404
Posted By JBOY
Re: Son of Star Wars

Wednesday's trial had been put off four times because of bad weather at launch sites and, on Sunday, because a radio transmitter failed.

so it works in good weather?

Fire missiles when its...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Dec 2004, 11:46
Replies: 467
Views: 23,878
Posted By JBOY
Re: Celebdaq

Is anyone actually playing this anymore?
I find it a tad disturbing that I seem to be permenantly on top of the mini league.....
Forum: General Discussions 13 Dec 2004, 09:06
Replies: 32
Views: 2,854
Posted By JBOY
Re: I have just been completely freaked out

It is me :O(

Bearing in mind that was a few years ago now though.

I've got take on me kicking about somewhere.........
Forum: General Discussions 12 Dec 2004, 01:45
Replies: 32
Views: 2,854
Posted By JBOY
Re: I have just been completely freaked out

Just when I thought everyone had forgotten about that :O(
Forum: General Discussions 11 Dec 2004, 03:57
Replies: 75
Views: 7,133
Posted By JBOY
Re: ****ing chavs

When did the good old fashioned term 'Ned', or 'townie' go out of fashion?
Forum: General Discussions 10 Dec 2004, 01:34
Replies: 64
Views: 3,870
Posted By JBOY
Re: "Things to do before you die"

Freefall parachute jump
Bungee jump (already booked for this summer)
Get my photo taken with some incredibly gorgeous plastic tart in Beverly Hills (Going to LA in april)
buy, and consume a hot...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Dec 2004, 10:44
Replies: 60
Views: 4,606
Posted By JBOY
Re: Does Race Exist?

thank god no ones mentioned Jane Elliot.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Dec 2004, 03:15
Replies: 28
Views: 2,272
Posted By JBOY
Re: Tom Hanks will be Robert Langdon

I always pictured Langdon as a young Robert Redford myself.
With Keira Knightley as Sophie.


I realise that redford is a bit past it now.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Nov 2004, 01:28
Replies: 45
Views: 2,649
Posted By JBOY
Re: Giving up smoking

taxes pay for stuff
services and the like, hospitals etc.
non tax payers dont pay for that....
hence, i call them leeches, before i became a student.

and
one more thing.


ITS NOT A MATTER...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Nov 2004, 09:58
Replies: 45
Views: 2,649
Posted By JBOY
Re: Giving up smoking

I don't watch neighbours :O(

But then again, i still pay income tax, since the idea of living tax free does not appeal to me.
I've slagged off far to many students for being leeches :O((((
Forum: General Discussions 24 Nov 2004, 09:55
Replies: 30
Views: 2,068
Posted By JBOY
Re: Mo' Money?

Something totally ridiculous that i would never be able to do without a large sum of cash.

Like have a pony delivered to someones front door.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Nov 2004, 09:54
Replies: 95
Views: 5,427
Posted By JBOY
Forum: General Discussions 24 Nov 2004, 09:48
Replies: 15
Views: 1,743
Posted By JBOY
Re: Dace

delete post
close thread
ban user

.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Nov 2004, 06:56
Replies: 15
Views: 1,916
Posted By JBOY
Re: Sleep (or lack thereof)

7 days, 4 hours.
started seeing things, hearing things, went totally numb all over, totally zombified.
Then i collapsed, slept for 18 hours, got up for an hour, slept for another 12 hours, got up...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Nov 2004, 15:25
Replies: 18
Views: 2,010
Posted By JBOY
Re: Oh No. Oh No No No. Oh God No. PLEASE Oh God No!

And I tought this thread would be about "Ghost Ship"
Forum: General Discussions 12 Nov 2004, 02:42
Replies: 2
Av.
Views: 1,598
Posted By JBOY
Av.

Came back when?

And, is it really the real original AV or some poor imposter?
Forum: General Discussions 10 Nov 2004, 00:46
Replies: 35
Views: 3,884
Posted By JBOY
Re: This is so funny

The old ones are the best......



thats why rr works in a nursing home......


*drum rolll*

*no chime*
Forum: General Discussions 2 Nov 2004, 00:08
Replies: 467
Views: 23,878
Posted By JBOY
Re: Celebdaq

I think, they've changed the way it runs to massively favour market fluctuations, and kept it way more up to date with market fluctuations. The daily gains on individuals seems to be a hell of a lot...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Nov 2004, 23:18
Replies: 467
Views: 23,878
Posted By JBOY
Re: Celebdaq

Also, at the moment, in the minileague........

i'm top with a 416% gain, and 1-x is 3rd with 500% odd.....


wtf's that about?
Forum: General Discussions 1 Nov 2004, 23:08
Replies: 467
Views: 23,878
Posted By JBOY
Re: Celebdaq

after the last mega divi payouts on Harry, anyone found any good divi's yet?
Forum: General Discussions 23 Oct 2004, 01:30
Replies: 11
Views: 1,478
Posted By JBOY
Re: Fife

Went to school in kirkcaldy and went to fife college for his first acting qualification.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Oct 2004, 02:44
Replies: 11
Views: 1,478
Posted By JBOY
Re: Fife

Wiegie's are actually more friendly than fifers.
I'd happily sit in a pub in glasgow and blether pish with anyone randomly walking about, whereas looking at anywhere above the top of your pint glass...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Oct 2004, 22:44
Replies: 33
Views: 2,044
Posted By JBOY
Re: Well i went and did it

Tell the truth, you noticed the bald patches appearing at the temples and decided to get it cut before it got noticeable.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Oct 2004, 13:07
Replies: 33
Views: 2,044
Posted By JBOY
Re: Well i went and did it

dave grohl
dave grohl
dave grohl
dave grohl
Forum: General Discussions 8 Oct 2004, 02:51
Replies: 10
Views: 1,727
Posted By JBOY
Re: Did you notice?

It's happened before.
a week or two's sabbatical.

no one's actually cared before though......
Forum: General Discussions 7 Oct 2004, 02:08
Replies: 20
Views: 1,741
Posted By JBOY
Re: So me and the gf are out shopping and we go into EB...

I've had donkey konga and another set of bongo's pre ordered for months.
The multiplayer potential for this game is quite frankly hilariously good.
already we plan bongo related drinking games........
Forum: General Discussions 20 Sep 2004, 13:31
Replies: 467
Views: 23,878
Posted By JBOY
Re: Celebdaq

ok

once again, can't see anyone with a good divi,

Britney's a married, but her share price is ridiculously crap.


I've either gotten really crap suddenly at this game, or the celeb news atm...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Sep 2004, 08:06
Replies: 467
Views: 23,878
Posted By JBOY
Re: Celebdaq

This week, like the last week, has been totally shite for divi's.
Only Divi's i've noticed so far, are Robbie wiliams, and kym marsh, at a dismal 2.64 each

:O(
Forum: General Discussions 7 Sep 2004, 08:14
Replies: 13
Views: 2,072
Posted By JBOY
Re: Nice one Fiat service...

Buy a haynes manual, you could have fixed the fan belt yourself about three seconds after hearing the whining noise.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Sep 2004, 08:11
Replies: 78
Views: 7,078
Posted By JBOY
Re: The saga continues

First line is where it all went horribly wrong, "played"? hell no, she was trying to get you all alone for some action.
Kat going on about how drunk she is, unless she was slurring her speech, this...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Aug 2004, 12:44
Replies: 467
Views: 23,878
Posted By JBOY
Re: Celebdaq

Is it just me, or is it a really crap weekend for celeb news?

perusing the celebs i've yet to find anyone ith a decent divi building up.

:O(
Forum: General Discussions 17 Aug 2004, 00:56
Replies: 74
Views: 3,361
Posted By JBOY
Re: good film trilogies

and also,

austin powers trilogy.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Aug 2004, 00:54
Replies: 74
Views: 3,361
Posted By JBOY
Re: good film trilogys

Dogma and jay and silent bob strike back, are ace.

shut up dante.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2004, 21:41
Replies: 22
Views: 2,365
Posted By JBOY
Re: I've finally found a use for my hair gel

It was in the bath........

why not just turn the taps on.........
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2004, 00:01
Replies: 29
Views: 2,018
Posted By JBOY
Re: Oh shit

i'd like to officially post the first

"Reformat"

post of this thread....


Reformat.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Aug 2004, 23:59
Replies: 467
Views: 23,878
Posted By JBOY
Re: Celebdaq

looking for 3 mil by monday, invested everything in sven, hopefully the perss go doolally again about him an nancy.........
Forum: General Discussions 14 Aug 2004, 23:57
Replies: 36
Views: 2,708
Posted By JBOY
Re: Hurricane!

Also, on a side note, everyone here has been bitching about how scotland has the worst weather, and the fact that theres been flooding damn near everywhere.

Hurricane > knee high water
Forum: General Discussions 14 Aug 2004, 23:55
Replies: 36
Views: 2,708
Posted By JBOY
Re: Hurricane!

Best moment ever for him, was WMXVIII. where he swings in on the rope and fly kicks ikkle spike (maybe crash).
Forum: General Discussions 12 Aug 2004, 00:06
Replies: 27
Views: 2,488
Posted By JBOY
Re: And Now

post 43 onwards is sheer genius.

At The Birth is clearly the best haiku ever.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Aug 2004, 11:14
Replies: 27
Views: 2,488
Posted By JBOY
Re: And Now

I can't remember any of them, and sadly they are no longer on my hard drive, but Dace's haiku's about the 8pm child, were the funniest ever written.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Aug 2004, 00:40
Replies: 34
Views: 2,496
Posted By JBOY
Forum: General Discussions 9 Aug 2004, 02:14
Replies: 16
Views: 2,105
Posted By JBOY
Re: M. Night Shyamalan's The Village

i cba looking up a synopsis.

whats it about?
Forum: General Discussions 7 Aug 2004, 17:39
Replies: 28
Views: 1,941
Posted By JBOY
Re: 50:50

marine.

makes the big ears funnier.

dumbo.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Aug 2004, 02:33
Replies: 467
Views: 23,878
Posted By JBOY
Re: Celebdaq

I'd downtraded to invest lots in nadia,
bonus being she actually won.

now

newspaper interviews pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Aug 2004, 12:48
Replies: 467
Views: 23,878
Posted By JBOY
Re: Celebdaq

damned sven and his high divi, took me to 1.9 mil.

and celebdaq's being far too slow for me to downtrade like a mofo.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Aug 2004, 11:02
Replies: 28
Views: 2,579
Posted By JBOY
Re: calling all horror fans

Yeah, didn't know you worked in a library, hance me saying "my bad"

so, i'll repeat,

my apologies, didn't know you worked in a library......

anyway, from the original post, do you mean, good...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Aug 2004, 19:48
Replies: 28
Views: 2,579
Posted By JBOY
Re: calling all horror fans

strangely, for some reason and without me noticing, the word library is missing from my post........

bizarre.....

anyway, my bad.


I appear to have only read the bog standard horror authors.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Aug 2004, 18:32
Replies: 28
Views: 2,579
Posted By JBOY
Re: calling all horror fans

Horror authors that i've read:
James Herbert, Quite good, the Rats trilogy is rather odd, but good
Shaun Hutson, bit of a large deformed monster kinda guy
Dean Koontz, some good stuff.
Stephen...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jul 2004, 21:48
Replies: 63
Views: 3,941
Posted By JBOY
Re: to dace, yes you rankin

i recall meeting up with kura one time, think it was shoping in glasgow.

he shouted "JBOY" accross a shop.

i ran away.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jul 2004, 17:52
Replies: 467
Views: 23,878
Posted By JBOY
Re: Celebdaq

Hewwit's divi's up again

woooooooooowooooooo.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jul 2004, 22:54
Replies: 42
Views: 3,131
Posted By JBOY
Re: Vitamin Supplements

a round of applause for JC, for shutting Mark up.

Well done JC!
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jul 2004, 22:41
Replies: 467
Views: 23,878
Posted By JBOY
Re: Celebdaq

btw

User ID: 3721138

It's just occured to me this thread was actually about the league, heh.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jul 2004, 16:38
Replies: 467
Views: 23,878
Posted By JBOY
Re: Celebdaq

Hewwit

2.56 a share, potential divi of 10.10 already.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2004, 19:51
Replies: 10
Views: 2,443
Posted By JBOY
Re: Kev Smith fans

i hear old films never sell when re-released.
hence DVD only ever has brand new films.
No one wants an old film with lots of special features and behind the scenes info etc.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2004, 03:35
Replies: 10
Views: 2,443
Posted By JBOY
Kev Smith fans

I see from the viewaskew site that a 10th anniversary edition of Clerks is getting released in the us start of september.
Since there are a few of Mr Smith's fans here, and lots of people who like...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2004, 23:08
Replies: 41
Views: 3,226
Posted By JBOY
Re: [Muslim] Utterly screwed over

this is possibly insensitive, cruel, and too much of an injoke.

but was the chick Sky?
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2004, 19:10
Replies: 78
Views: 7,012
Posted By JBOY
Re: GD Awards

and before that.
there was me, and before that, jj, messiah, mer irons, etc etc.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2004, 13:29
Replies: 78
Views: 7,012
Posted By JBOY
Re: GD Awards

Best Overal Poster: Dante/ Dace
Most Respected Poster: Dante
Best Overall Thread: Toilet tactics / Goonies thread / Aben Zin's :¬) the big 60 page beasty discussing the world ending, long long time...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jul 2004, 22:32
Replies: 26
Views: 2,753
Posted By JBOY
Re: Resident passport adviser Dace

I'm pretty sure he had a child passport that expired years and years ago.
His cunning plan, is to phone on monday.

cunning
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jul 2004, 13:50
Replies: 26
Views: 2,753
Posted By JBOY
Resident passport adviser Dace

2 questions.
1. What are the queue's like in the office atm?
2. what are my flatmates chances of getting a passport by next friday?
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jul 2004, 12:23
Replies: 32
Views: 4,140
Posted By JBOY
Re: I know you probably dont care but,

congratulations nick, long time no see.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jul 2004, 23:00
Replies: 21
Views: 2,134
Posted By JBOY
Re: First cars

If you do yer pass plus,

Norwich union are the daddies of low insurance with that.


Punto's are a not bad buy, as long as you only plan on driving it less than 10k a year, and you only plan on...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jun 2004, 23:41
Replies: 50
Views: 3,638
Posted By JBOY
Re: Worst Chat-up lines you have used. That WORKED.

I've actually used Dace's multi target
"Do you come here often"
and it worked.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2004, 15:58
Replies: 64
Views: 3,561
Posted By JBOY
Re: Your Dream Job

I was sure Kura would've posted in here by now.

DEFFEH.


The schoolboy is an actual move already, it's like a variation of the one kid pushes 2nd kid over kid 3 whose on hands and knees behind...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2004, 02:36
Replies: 64
Views: 3,561
Posted By JBOY
Re: Your Dream Job

Something challenging.
Yet at the same time, something i could also not have to do when i couldnt be arsed, eg, having a bad day, then it doesnt need to be challenging.
Something without an idiot...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jun 2004, 02:04
Replies: 66
Views: 5,249
Posted By JBOY
Re: ITT i ask for advice in the form of a story

Find out, for curiosities sake, why yer sister's pissed off.
Attempt to resolve the issue.
Get sister to say good things about you to "Cat"
Bang Cat silly.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2004, 02:30
Replies: 58
Views: 5,598
Posted By JBOY
Re: Is GD going to be pay to use?

If i recall correctly.
and im pretty sure i do.
Pay to post/ integrated pa account/ board account, was originally Zeus's idea to reduce board spamming.
Back when the boards were active, and shai,...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jun 2004, 23:44
Replies: 81
Views: 5,422
Posted By JBOY
Re: Online Poker

the other thing about net poker, is patience, the vast numbers of people who will bet silly amounts every hand and lose is enourmous.
It's strange though, sometimes you cen get on a table with other...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jun 2004, 18:51
Replies: 81
Views: 5,422
Posted By JBOY
Re: Online Poker

You don't seem the type that can "play" things.

i might be totally wrong, but formulaic approaches and mathematical strategy doesnt really do well in poker.

just a thought.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jun 2004, 01:20
Replies: 81
Views: 5,422
Posted By JBOY
Re: Online Poker

Started off 2-3 hours with play money, trebled up my play money in two days, so opted for real money.

texas hold'em 5/10 stakes.

decided to invest £100 quid, and paly the same game, my first...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jun 2004, 01:06
Replies: 81
Views: 5,422
Posted By JBOY
Re: Online Poker

Partypoker.com

You can go a man with a cowboy hat.

americans try to bluff loads, and throw lots of money at pots.

My poker experience till i started was watching world poker tour. Yet since...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jun 2004, 01:06
Replies: 31
Views: 2,355
Posted By JBOY
Re: Your assistance please....

Galaxy Rangers > *( excluding the previously mentioned transformers, etc etc)
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jun 2004, 17:16
Replies: 31
Views: 2,355
Posted By JBOY
Re: Your assistance please....

the internet loves, heman, thundercats, transformers.

that is all.


what kinda animation was it, remember any characters etc??????
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2004, 23:02
Replies: 34
Views: 2,772
Posted By JBOY
Re: Hello Fags

yer email box has exceeded its limit.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2004, 00:53
Replies: 48
Views: 2,858
Posted By JBOY
Re: Derren Brown : Séance

ahhh

i see now.

how our sigs are similar, and how mm could possibly confuse them as the start of some new sig gimmick.


NO NO

mines has been this for the better part of 6 months odd.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2004, 00:49
Replies: 48
Views: 2,858
Posted By JBOY
Re: Derren Brown : Séance

It means absolutely nothing at all.
i was bored, in need of a new sig, turned around, and saw........

Mugs on the table.

thats it, nothing psychological, no hidden anti capitalism / socialism...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2004, 00:43
Replies: 48
Views: 2,858
Posted By JBOY
Re: Derren Brown : Séance

Really....
What are you talking about?
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2004, 00:32
Replies: 48
Views: 2,858
Posted By JBOY
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2004, 00:17
Replies: 48
Views: 2,858
Posted By JBOY
Re: Derren Brown : Séance

explain what about it?
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2004, 00:08
Replies: 48
Views: 2,858
Posted By JBOY
Re: Derren Brown : Séance

Derren's a secret hypnotist.
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2004, 12:48
Replies: 467
Views: 23,878
Posted By JBOY
Re: Celebdaq

my split JK rowling/Radcliffe/Ramsey portfolio gave me 170% growth.

huzzah.

The papers did three days of coverage of potter an co after the american premiere, i imagine the uk one will have all...
Forum: General Discussions 27 May 2004, 02:54
Replies: 36
Views: 3,035
Posted By JBOY
Re: Keepy ups.

i believe, a step up from neds.

more of an aggressive townie type.

in the grand scheme of stereotyping things.
Forum: General Discussions 26 May 2004, 01:23
Replies: 25
Views: 2,294
Posted By JBOY
Re: Right you ****s

"The TPE"
gimmick account.

was fun modding when that was about.
Forum: General Discussions 25 May 2004, 22:31
Replies: 25
Views: 2,294
Posted By JBOY
Re: Right you ****s

Round 2.

o yeh, and the tarantula thing....
Forum: General Discussions 25 May 2004, 22:30
Replies: 25
Views: 2,294
Posted By JBOY
Re: Right you ****s

i have a really good memeory for the strangest things, but also forget the strangets things, eg, girlfriends birthday.

ANYWAY>
in said thread, Jenny also got involved, heavily bitching with sarah...
Forum: General Discussions 25 May 2004, 21:59
Replies: 5
Views: 1,407
Posted By JBOY
Forum: General Discussions 25 May 2004, 20:14
Replies: 25
Views: 2,294
Posted By JBOY
Re: Right you ****s

I am reminded of the best Typo ever, back before RP board ws made, when the HrH thread was deleted by that nasty GD mod Jammyjim.
Anyway, there was lots of bitching and flaming of the whole "third...
Forum: General Discussions 25 May 2004, 20:08
Replies: 25
Views: 2,294
Posted By JBOY
Re: Right you ****s

isn't he off to holland to meat KoeN?
Forum: General Discussions 25 May 2004, 10:05
Replies: 42
Views: 2,675
Posted By JBOY
Re: favourite song

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Scar Tissue.
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2004, 22:59
Replies: 467
Views: 23,878
Posted By JBOY
Re: Celebdaq

my money as of last night was majority in ramsey, and the other 50% is split between jk rowling and daniel radcliffe.
this morning i find coverage of Mr Potter himself.

cmonnnnnnnnnn.
Forum: General Discussions 23 May 2004, 21:01
Replies: 20
Views: 1,718
Posted By JBOY
Re: Online Poker

$5/10
hold em

lost 200, stopped playing for an hour, started playing again, made 300.

so up slightly
Forum: General Discussions 23 May 2004, 18:20
Replies: 20
Views: 1,718
Posted By JBOY
Online Poker

Following a recent addiction to poker tv shows on challenge, i ventured into the world of online poker, starting off with playmoney, winning quite a lot, i ventured into real money poker, starting...
Forum: General Discussions 22 May 2004, 21:27
Replies: 51
Views: 5,921
Posted By JBOY
Re: What a fag !

the whole mp3 squared malarky, i've read that somewhere else.

you filthy copycat scum :O(
Forum: General Discussions 21 May 2004, 02:11
Replies: 67
Views: 3,509
Posted By JBOY
Re: The Most Ancient Enemy

why are jakiri and mm's posts still in this thread?
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2004, 20:54
Replies: 14
Views: 1,983
Posted By JBOY
Re: I seen Derren Brown last night

no one's actually described it since then.

kinda answered taht post in a two birds with one stone type malarky.

Worthless by what definition, if lots of people watch it, then it makes money, if...
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2004, 20:18
Replies: 14
Views: 1,983
Posted By JBOY
Re: I seen Derren Brown last night

It's entertaining.

I fail to see how this is pointless.


Mr Brown does memory stuff, and what looks from the tv show to be hypnotism and suggestion.

he also did the infamous russian...
Forum: General Discussions 16 May 2004, 12:48
Replies: 64
Views: 4,842
Posted By JBOY
Forum: General Discussions 13 May 2004, 17:36
Replies: 65
Views: 5,187
Posted By JBOY
Re: Fashion Advice from GD

then you get overly large neck, billowing round the sides, and hanging from the shoulders.
Forum: General Discussions 13 May 2004, 00:30
Replies: 65
Views: 5,187
Posted By JBOY
Forum: General Discussions 13 May 2004, 00:28
Replies: 65
Views: 5,187
Posted By JBOY
Re: Fashion Advice from GD

i predict a dace post with the word Fag in it is on its way
Forum: General Discussions 13 May 2004, 00:13
Replies: 8
Views: 2,142
Posted By JBOY
Re: So , Phone Scamming

McD's tech support, is a company called fujitsu.
when things get really really bad.
we go higher up.
all the way to india.
Forum: General Discussions 13 May 2004, 00:03
Replies: 65
Views: 5,187
Posted By JBOY
W T F

W
T
F
Forum: General Discussions 13 May 2004, 00:02
Replies: 65
Views: 5,187
Posted By JBOY
Re: Fashion Advice from GD

I've checked up, and your allowed into FLIP if you know ANY of the chorus to sk8r Boi
Forum: General Discussions 12 May 2004, 23:55
Replies: 65
Views: 5,187
Posted By JBOY
Re: Fashion Advice from GD

enough with the shite stereotypes.

i tend to buy clothes that are comfortable, i am reliably informed that a certain percentage of the time, that can ofte cause embarassment to some of my friends,...
Forum: General Discussions 12 May 2004, 23:43
Replies: 65
Views: 5,187
Posted By JBOY
Re: Fashion Advice from GD

well, not specifically the brand, bu the shop.


buy that charlie tshirt.
Forum: General Discussions 12 May 2004, 23:43
Replies: 65
Views: 5,187
Posted By JBOY
Re: Fashion Advice from GD

Flip..............
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2004, 03:18
Replies: 8
Views: 2,545
Posted By JBOY
Re: The Computer game music done in rock url to beat them all

i hearby petition that

" L8r's Sunday8pm "

be brought back to replace


"kakaka"
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2004, 03:15
Replies: 23
Views: 2,281
Posted By JBOY
Re: Hey!

i know what my dream means.

my Dr told me, i have no idea what yours means.

sub coonscious fear of the kitchen maybe?
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2004, 03:13
Replies: 9
Views: 1,689
Posted By JBOY
Re: So what system processes are actually healthy? And what are viruses?

or

as seen, i could be totally wrong.

by miles

and miles.
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2004, 03:12
Replies: 9
Views: 1,689
Posted By JBOY
Re: So what system processes are actually healthy? And what are viruses?

two ati2evxx.'s's's'


First random guess would be some dodgy file in yer windows folder

try

http://download.com.com/3000-8022-10194058.html?tag=lst-0-2

with a nice deep scan.
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2004, 03:07
Replies: 50
Views: 3,958
Posted By JBOY
Re: Battle Royale

didnt the girl who survived at the end say that she smiled because she loved "Survivor" and said thank you for that love????????

Also, what happened to psycho mad hair bloke with all the guns and...
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2004, 03:05
Replies: 23
Views: 2,281
Posted By JBOY
Re: Hey!

i have re occuring dreams involving ostriches.

rather strange affairs, set in my town, but mad max style, instead of racing about on cars and motorbikes, its ostriches.

People frequently die in...
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2004, 03:01
Replies: 50
Views: 3,958
Posted By JBOY
Re: Battle Royale

Survivor from 3 years ago was bloke with scar on head.


Bloke hacking the computer = entirely different bloke...............

?


Bloke with scar on head said he came back to find out the...
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2004, 02:56
Replies: 23
Views: 2,281
Posted By JBOY
Re: Hey!

BACK ON TOPIC


hey!
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2004, 02:54
Replies: 50
Views: 3,958
Posted By JBOY
Re: Battle Royale

other than, the teacher dies by getting shot lots.

with bullets etc...
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2004, 02:53
Replies: 50
Views: 3,958
Posted By JBOY
Re: Battle Royale

Just Explain The ****ing Ending.
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2004, 02:53
Replies: 23
Views: 2,281
Posted By JBOY
Re: Hey!

so theres no lady with popcorn up roundabouts here then?
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2004, 02:51
Replies: 23
Views: 2,281
Posted By JBOY
Re: Hey!

JBOY 02:50 Viewing Thread
Hey!




i used to be invisible from that list......

strange indeed.
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2004, 02:50
Replies: 18
Views: 1,970
Posted By JBOY
Re: Hey! (50/50?)

It's on that television thing, to the right of the small children picture.

you may very well have watched Battle Royale on it.
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2004, 02:49
Replies: 50
Views: 3,958
Posted By JBOY
Re: Battle Royale

i watched until halfway through, just after the lad in black with the mad hair attacked, and nagaghahrhahgah woke up in the lighthouse.


then i fell asleep on the sofa and missed the cunning...
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2004, 02:48
Replies: 23
Views: 2,281
Posted By JBOY
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2004, 02:47
Replies: 18
Views: 1,970
Posted By JBOY
Re: Hey! (50/50?)

no no

that new advert for either clearasil or oxy, where the lad has the talking spot.

looks a bit like 8pm.
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2004, 02:39
Replies: 18
Views: 1,970
Posted By JBOY
Re: Hey! (50/50?)

Sunday, you been in any tv ads lately?
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2004, 02:35
Replies: 18
Views: 1,970
Posted By JBOY
Re: Hey! (50/50?)

remeber jahlovit fan


numbers 1-74

with 74 threadssaying i love you jahl


back in the day
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2004, 02:34
Replies: 18
Views: 1,970
Posted By JBOY
Re: Hey! (50/50?)

where's Flavius with

'Sup


when you need him
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2004, 02:32
Replies: 18
Views: 1,970
Posted By JBOY
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2004, 02:29
Replies: 18
Views: 1,970
Posted By JBOY
Hey! (50/50?)

This could be a new trend.
Forum: Departing PA Messages 11 May 2004, 02:28
Replies: 19
Views: 4,457
Posted By JBOY
Re: the end of the road

i didnt get a mention in galmates you wank :O(
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2004, 00:01
Replies: 98
Views: 6,430
Posted By JBOY
Re: How much are you worth?

I see a link between students and negative worth.
Forum: General Discussions 10 May 2004, 23:35
Replies: 84
Views: 5,521
Posted By JBOY
Forum: General Discussions 10 May 2004, 23:22
Replies: 50
Views: 3,958
Posted By JBOY
Re: Battle Royale

I was bored, turned on the ol pc, decided to peruse the boards. found this thread.

and offline i now go.
Forum: General Discussions 10 May 2004, 14:21
Replies: 84
Views: 5,521
Posted By JBOY
Re: The Worlds Worst Actor

Sly can't be due simply to his

"ADRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"

and the fine rocky acting.

Arnie did that fine face exploding constipation moment in total recall.
...
Forum: General Discussions 4 May 2004, 20:36
Replies: 7
Views: 1,830
Posted By JBOY
Re: Any UFC/Pride/MMA fans?

Already got a few crocop matches, a couple of Bob Sapp, good ol tank abbot, also that Don Frye chappie highlight reel, pummeling lots of people to submission.
Forum: General Discussions 3 May 2004, 23:56
Replies: 7
Views: 1,830
Posted By JBOY
Any UFC/Pride/MMA fans?

A friend of mine has a steadily growing UFC dvd collection, having not really watched any of them before, i got a shot of one of said DVD's and watched some of the most horrific knowckout's, leg and...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Apr 2004, 00:40
Replies: 29
Views: 1,883
Posted By JBOY
Re: Spiraling into depression....

Prozac != better.
Prozac = so much worse.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Apr 2004, 00:39
Replies: 29
Views: 1,883
Posted By JBOY
Re: Spiraling into depression....

the avoid depression course is,or was for me, a bag of crap.
First tip, ask for a referrel to a psychiatrist, other than the stigma of going to see a shrink, and putting up with the annoying...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Apr 2004, 19:20
Replies: 27
Views: 2,256
Posted By JBOY
Re: I challenge thee...

Counting Crows - Mr Jones

Great lyrics, Great guitars, kinda uplifting, but depressing at the same time.

It's all good.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Apr 2004, 16:48
Replies: 137
Views: 7,447
Posted By JBOY
Forum: General Discussions 28 Apr 2004, 23:38
Replies: 54
Views: 5,777
Posted By JBOY
Re: Am i a ned?

i expected some sort of comment about "Dave the weejie" whereby, i was about to tell a hilarious story of a night out in edinburgh this saturday past.

but oh well

off to bed now

:O(
Forum: General Discussions 28 Apr 2004, 23:30
Replies: 54
Views: 5,777
Posted By JBOY
Re: Am i a ned?

I don't have the mentality of a ned.
Or believe i fit into any one stereotypical category.
I wear a wide variety of different styles of clothing, including a job that requires me to wear a shirt...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Apr 2004, 23:25
Replies: 71
Views: 4,638
Posted By JBOY
Re: So I've been summoned to court

of the minstrel persuasion
Forum: General Discussions 28 Apr 2004, 23:22
Replies: 54
Views: 5,777
Posted By JBOY
Re: Am i a ned?

NO
NO
YES
old banger VW Golf, not modified in the slightest
i use the term "C#nt" but not in am insulting way, and not to randoms
I like some dance tracks, but then again, i also like Rock,...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Apr 2004, 08:21
Replies: 54
Views: 5,777
Posted By JBOY
Re: Am i a ned?

I own nothing produced by mr burberry.
I'm impressed by the prom reference though. it teems with neds on a saturday night, boy racers line up their novas and attempt to outrun the police and general...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Apr 2004, 01:21
Replies: 54
Views: 5,777
Posted By JBOY
Re: Am i a ned?

how so?
Forum: General Discussions 26 Apr 2004, 00:57
Replies: 54
Views: 5,777
Posted By JBOY
Re: Am i a ned?

yes
yes
no
Forum: General Discussions 25 Apr 2004, 15:14
Replies: 87
Views: 8,245
Posted By JBOY
Re: Hardest Video Game "Boss"?

jaws was actually a doddle if you lured him into the little side corridor stood right infront of him, and inside the range of the AR-33's and then just fired away. Activating the shuttle launch after...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Apr 2004, 02:34
Replies: 20
Views: 2,439
Posted By JBOY
Re: I am SUCH a slimeball

it didnt used to be called slimeball

it used to be slime volleyball


back in the day
Forum: General Discussions 23 Apr 2004, 23:32
Replies: 20
Views: 2,439
Posted By JBOY
Re: I am SUCH a slimeball

insaniquarium > Slimeball
Forum: General Discussions 22 Apr 2004, 16:04
Replies: 35
Views: 2,878
Posted By JBOY
Re: Once again, America shocks the world

American Tv Channel = all america?
Forum: General Discussions 19 Apr 2004, 14:00
Replies: 6
Views: 2,256
Posted By JBOY
Re: Poker Game

anyone one else been watching challenge religiously everynight for the past month or three?

i've seen showdown at the sands twice and WPT twice................
Forum: General Discussions 18 Apr 2004, 12:34
Replies: 25
Views: 3,017
Posted By JBOY
Re: JBOY Look Out!

i didnt say it wouldnt work cos we dont sell as much chicken, heh.
I juar pointed out I don't work for KFC. We have a few major differences in security procedures, money handling, and maximum cash...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Apr 2004, 20:15
Replies: 25
Views: 3,017
Posted By JBOY
Re: JBOY Look Out!

A Store in our group was robbed a few years ago, they stole one of those platform lift things that town centres often have for fixing lights and stuff. Drove it to the side of the building, broke in...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Apr 2004, 20:07
Replies: 25
Views: 3,017
Posted By JBOY
Re: JBOY Look Out!

I don't work at KFC.........
Forum: General Discussions 16 Apr 2004, 09:11
Replies: 33
Views: 3,001
Posted By JBOY
Re: Banners with embedded audio, and flash.

Theres a really annoying polyphonic tones site ad kicking about that has about 6 different things to close then tries to send an .exe file, such annoying ads should only ever be for porn sites.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Apr 2004, 23:52
Replies: 21
Views: 1,995
Posted By JBOY
Forum: General Discussions 12 Apr 2004, 01:14
Replies: 54
Views: 5,937
Posted By JBOY
Re: Event Horizon on BBC1

I hear the Lord of the rings trilogy isn't that realistic either.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Apr 2004, 02:41
Replies: 13
Views: 1,505
Posted By JBOY
Re: Ford StreetKa advert

The only downside, was the eventual truth kicking in that.

"I'm leaving the country"

still meant

"I'll still be on the internet from a different country"

not
Forum: General Discussions 1 Apr 2004, 23:15
Replies: 28
Views: 2,736
Posted By JBOY
Re: V festival

why has no one mentioned alanis morrisette lyrics?
Forum: General Discussions 31 Mar 2004, 00:03
Replies: 61
Views: 3,810
Posted By JBOY
Re: Its time for another theology debate based on something utterly unprovable.

The one with the skeeball and the roller hokey playing demons.
Oh, and the holy golf club....
Forum: General Discussions 21 Mar 2004, 02:40
Replies: 9
Views: 3,154
Posted By JBOY
Re: [spoilers] Dawn of the Dead

true.

but, as i said.

it's about personal opinion, and entertainment......
Forum: General Discussions 21 Mar 2004, 00:45
Replies: 9
Views: 3,154
Posted By JBOY
Re: [spoilers] Dawn of the Dead

it depends really.

if you view all films by the same standards, and look for the same thing, then rarelly will you sit and actually enjoy a film.


if you go in expecting certain things from a...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Mar 2004, 14:48
Replies: 9
Views: 3,154
Posted By JBOY
Re: [spoilers] Dawn of the Dead

http://www.odeon.co.uk/pls/Odeon/Odeon_general.cinema_xyz?CINEMA=dunfermline




its been showing since wednesday.



it dissapointed me :O(
Forum: General Discussions 18 Mar 2004, 11:10
Replies: 74
Views: 5,952
Posted By JBOY
Re: Would you take this job?

turn 16 years old.
receive free NI number in the post.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Mar 2004, 13:10
Replies: 55
Views: 4,156
Posted By JBOY
Re: annoying game

if you got out of the room you aint missing an item.

the cd case is empty to make you look inside the cd player.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Mar 2004, 01:45
Replies: 55
Views: 4,156
Posted By JBOY
annoying game

http://siim.pri.ee/crimson_room.htm


blatantly stolen from fhm's top 100.


edit: which was probably stolen from addictinggames.com
Forum: General Discussions 6 Mar 2004, 15:10
Replies: 61
Views: 28,787
Posted By JBOY
Forum: General Discussions 6 Mar 2004, 01:06
Replies: 61
Views: 28,787
Posted By JBOY
Re: McDonalds. Oh how i laugh.

Mcds
burger king
kfc
pizza hut
dominos
subway
Forum: General Discussions 5 Mar 2004, 02:34
Replies: 61
Views: 28,787
Posted By JBOY
Re: McDonalds. Oh how i laugh.

I'll sell you a new employee card when they come out for the price of a first class stamp.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Mar 2004, 01:15
Replies: 61
Views: 28,787
Posted By JBOY
Re: McDonalds. Oh how i laugh.

went down

2002-2003

and now they're going back up again.

rapidly.

as a franchise, this year so far is on course to make more money by the end of this quarter than 2001.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Mar 2004, 00:53
Replies: 61
Views: 28,787
Posted By JBOY
Re: McDonalds. Oh how i laugh.

heh.

crew members = mainly spotty teenaged kids that mcds is famed for.
training squad up to floor managers = good at the job
shift runner upwards = supreme stress at having to deal with all the...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Mar 2004, 00:26
Replies: 61
Views: 28,787
Posted By JBOY
Re: McDonalds. Oh how i laugh.

They were phased out for a couple of reason's.

Primarily, franchise stores were given the option to remove them nearly a year ago. our franchise did. the profit on a supersized meal was marginal...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2004, 23:23
Replies: 61
Views: 28,787
Posted By JBOY
Re: McDonalds. Oh how i laugh.

ps.

i have no idea why i wrote this other than to have a little rant.

post as you wish. insult, flame, troll etc.

i know you will anyway.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2004, 23:22
Replies: 61
Views: 28,787
Posted By JBOY
McDonalds. Oh how i laugh.

other day was at a conference in Glasgow about the launch of the uk "Salads Plus" range.

This is something that's been out in usa and australia for over a year now.

4 different kinds of salad...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Feb 2004, 01:50
Replies: 38
Views: 2,337
Posted By JBOY
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2004, 02:59
Replies: 90
Views: 5,454
Posted By JBOY
Re: Nodrog

one occasion, you were pleased about the banning of Yahwe.


many occasions mr Adams.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2004, 02:56
Replies: 90
Views: 5,454
Posted By JBOY
Re: Nodrog

during the "alby is a biased american mod closing all these anti america threads"


that was being a team player.

being persecuted for threads i didnt close.

like the a-team.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2004, 02:54
Replies: 90
Views: 5,454
Posted By JBOY
Re: Nodrog

You'd ban me straight away wouldnt you :O(
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2004, 02:51
Replies: 90
Views: 5,454
Posted By JBOY
Re: Nodrog

i remember when karm killed the boards tinkering.

i got pm's on irc accusing me of deleting the foums.


i was almost upset.

:O(
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2004, 02:50
Replies: 90
Views: 5,454
Posted By JBOY
Re: Nodrog

for the love of buddha.

i talked jj into making you a mod.

reactivated your account just before you got it back, and was in pm with jj as he offered you the position.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2004, 02:49
Replies: 90
Views: 5,454
Posted By JBOY
Re: Nodrog

i got blamed for everything, even bans that were unfair, made in jest, and totally uncalled for.

being Mr bad guy sucked at times.

but hey pedro, someones gotta do it.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2004, 02:48
Replies: 90
Views: 5,454
Posted By JBOY
Re: Nodrog

you withdrew that statement on several occasions, i even had a thread saved at one point written entirely about how i was the best mod ever, BY YOU.


half way through you recalled the TPE forum,...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2004, 02:46
Replies: 90
Views: 5,454
Posted By JBOY
Re: Nodrog

Who ACTUALLY gave you your old account back?


who actually ok'd the account being given back?


me
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2004, 02:45
Replies: 90
Views: 5,454
Posted By JBOY
Re: Nodrog

i gave every single warning, and helped devise the machine. ran the machine, and pointed the large machine at the ban used button.


EGO EXPLOSION.


I WAS THE MACHINE.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2004, 02:44
Replies: 90
Views: 5,454
Posted By JBOY
Re: Nodrog

Well, i banned a few accounts, and then got supermod stuff, and then got lots of admin stuff like mass prune and the like.

mass prune was way more fun that having to check new nicks for matching...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2004, 02:43
Replies: 90
Views: 5,454
Posted By JBOY
Re: Nodrog

We even had a big debate about it.

and you left the net and everything.

I attempted to get your email addy off plasma, and he gave me his own, heh. **** that he was.

Honestly, he actually...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2004, 02:41
Replies: 90
Views: 5,454
Posted By JBOY
Re: Nodrog

and contrary to popular belief, Yahwe progressed through the discipline system that once was in place.

Many threads were made praising that yahwe was banned but few actually said ta jboy, job well...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2004, 02:39
Replies: 90
Views: 5,454
Posted By JBOY
Re: Nodrog

CLOSE THREAD
DELETE USER
BAN IP


etc
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2004, 02:37
Replies: 90
Views: 5,454
Posted By JBOY
Re: Nodrog

If i'd known you were so upset :(


i can do some typing in caps for you.



RAH RAH RAH FCK OFF ALLFATHER RAH RAH RAH.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2004, 02:36
Replies: 90
Views: 5,454
Posted By JBOY
Re: Nodrog

bearing in mind at the same time as the accused "overmodding"
there was shai, seth, yahwe, various pavil incarnations, and about 40 gazillion gimmicks posting.
coupled with pa being sold, and...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2004, 02:30
Replies: 90
Views: 5,454
Posted By JBOY
Re: Nodrog

this

amused me.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Feb 2004, 02:04
Replies: 165
Views: 8,310
Posted By JBOY
Re: Dante

Dante Reminds me of swissrebel.

whatever happened to him??????
Forum: General Discussions 12 Feb 2004, 01:40
Replies: 10
Views: 1,970
Posted By JBOY
There are no interesting thread titles on GD

This does not amuses me and in part makes me sad.


:O(
Forum: General Discussions 11 Feb 2004, 01:27
Replies: 34
Views: 4,005
Posted By JBOY
Re: Right. Revenge for a broken ankle, eh?

do that annoying tv sitcom thing, where when someone gets injured they ring a bell a lot and someone has to come a running to fetch them whatever tehy want.................................
Forum: General Discussions 11 Feb 2004, 00:23
Replies: 7
Views: 1,528
Posted By JBOY
Re: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City?

typo in the linkage/
Forum: General Discussions 10 Feb 2004, 03:59
Replies: 7
Views: 1,649
Posted By JBOY
Re: Laughing at other peoples pain

this is the first time i've noticed icq, AIM an Yahooim icons under your nick.


SHAME
ON
YOU.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Feb 2004, 15:34
Replies: 53
Views: 13,635
Posted By JBOY
Re: silly little game

at 59, it cheats, and the screen turns into a blue blur


:O(
Forum: General Discussions 3 Feb 2004, 14:30
Replies: 46
Views: 4,077
Posted By JBOY
Re: Hilarious bias on the forums

ashknight
karmulian
Zeus
Irons
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2004, 12:02
Replies: 21
Views: 2,315
Posted By JBOY
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jan 2004, 17:49
Replies: 37
Views: 2,235
Posted By JBOY
Re: Hutton

a point to you on that one, i have absolutely no idea how to reply to that.


________

anyway.

The report seems rather neutral, kinda, was hoping for a nice "it's all tony's fault" kinda...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jan 2004, 17:42
Replies: 37
Views: 2,235
Posted By JBOY
Re: Hutton

good insult.
i might cry.

Parsnip.


i think it might be something....
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jan 2004, 17:35
Replies: 37
Views: 2,235
Posted By JBOY
Re: Hutton

I'd delete this thread, then restart it with something useful in it, and not just one word and random sentence.

people will start to think your a shite poster if you do stuff like this.



o...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jan 2004, 13:14
Replies: 72
Views: 4,711
Posted By JBOY
Re: Snow Watch UK

heavy snow in fife.

4 inches in kirkcaldy.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jan 2004, 11:25
Replies: 22
Views: 3,088
Posted By JBOY
Re: Kura's new avatar

i feel sea sick looking at that.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jan 2004, 18:07
Replies: 115
Views: 7,310
Posted By JBOY
Re: most used lie in the world?

I'd have to agree with the "I love you too" one.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jan 2004, 17:09
Replies: 62
Views: 9,940
Posted By JBOY
Re: The Game of Life

I'm quite happy to dismiss that statement with a simple put down.


i have a girlfriend, and you do not
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jan 2004, 16:35
Replies: 62
Views: 6,180
Posted By JBOY
Re: worst drink (booze) you've had?

i second this motion.


however, try red green and blue together.


Fife nicknames it "Vomit"
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jan 2004, 16:32
Replies: 62
Views: 9,940
Posted By JBOY
Re: The Game of Life

after all your sensitivity malarky, she probably thinks you are gay.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jan 2004, 16:26
Replies: 62
Views: 9,940
Posted By JBOY
Re: The Game of Life

probably not, and was it me, i'd abandon ship, but, tbh, it's been a rather fascinating tale, and it should continue for the good of GD.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jan 2004, 16:08
Replies: 62
Views: 9,940
Posted By JBOY
Re: The Game of Life

did it occur to you that she was incredibly embarrased about being so pished last time and didnt know how to react to you?

and you being as distant to her as she was to you possibly made her feel...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jan 2004, 11:31
Replies: 17
Views: 2,179
Posted By JBOY
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jan 2004, 22:08
Replies: 81
Views: 4,611
Posted By JBOY
Re: Who here takes (or has taken) anti-depressants

Started taking them last week.

:O(
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jan 2004, 01:08
Replies: 35
Views: 2,196
Posted By JBOY
Re: Underworld

I disliked underworld.

the cheesy ending, the crap bad guy, and the nightcrawler lookielike "good guy superhero" were all a bit too much.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jan 2004, 15:41
Replies: 12
Views: 1,863
Posted By JBOY
Re: Decide my afternoon

I've already made the decision.

I'm looking to fill the time between now and then by reading interesting and possibly entertaining posts on the subject.

and hopefully a sunday post or two to...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jan 2004, 15:36
Replies: 12
Views: 1,863
Posted By JBOY
Decide my afternoon

Out of the blue, my old boss has called me up and asked to meet up for a chat.

the last time we spoke it was a rather short conversation due to the fact i realised he had royally screwed me over,...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jan 2004, 00:00
Replies: 14
Views: 2,437
Posted By JBOY
Re: The official "did Dace get any" thread

oh dear

the story

was recorded, whilst pointing at the boys.

this i had forgotten.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jan 2004, 23:58
Replies: 14
Views: 2,437
Posted By JBOY
Re: The official "did Dace get any" thread

they had shoes

oh how we laughed.

and they heldhands.

the two young boys and their shoes.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jan 2004, 23:50
Replies: 14
Views: 2,437
Posted By JBOY
Re: The official "did Dace get any" thread

yeah i know that much.

poor student hovel recently redecorated by the parents.

it also has a picture of two young boys in the living room on the mantelpeice.

Pab has also seen this picture....
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jan 2004, 23:45
Replies: 14
Views: 2,437
Posted By JBOY
Re: The official "did Dace get any" thread

how the **** did i miss that thread?

what happened

we the forum users demand an update.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jan 2004, 07:33
Replies: 2
Views: 1,584
Posted By JBOY
Bloody snow

It's 6:30 am nearly.

I have to be at work in 15 minutes.

i awoke to find it freezing, despite the heating being up full all night.

Outside, where there was heavy rain and wind last night,...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jan 2004, 02:35
Replies: 39
Views: 2,436
Posted By JBOY
Re: Your secret shame

i thought this was a secret shame thread that had gone off topic into an interesting discussion..........
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jan 2004, 02:33
Replies: 46
Views: 3,489
Posted By JBOY
Re: So i need to pee....

the number of replies worries me.

really.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jan 2004, 23:05
Replies: 46
Views: 3,489
Posted By JBOY
Re: So i need to pee....

from your reply, you obviously don't.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jan 2004, 22:59
Replies: 46
Views: 3,489
Posted By JBOY
So i need to pee....

the bathroom is occupied. It's windy, freezing and raining outside with not a bush or tree anywhere near me flat.

I refuse to attempt to pee in a bottle due to the risk of splatter, and refuse to...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jan 2004, 18:09
Replies: 8
Views: 1,412
Posted By JBOY
Why i'll never buy a tabloid again

Today i attended my first funeral.

Whilst i'd always expected that to be my gran, in her late 80's or another old and distant relative, it was infact the funeral of a close friend of mine, who...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jan 2004, 14:33
Replies: 61
Views: 3,246
Posted By JBOY
Has sunday actually been trying to help GD?

Note Evergreens thread title's as of late.

Chose the power animal for the poster above you

chose a poster's user title

Which mods do you miss and why?


etc etc
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jan 2004, 03:07
Replies: 33
Views: 2,007
Posted By JBOY
Re: Shattered is a fraud.

after a few days without sleep peope have been known to have epileptic like fits, whether they suffer from epilepsy or not.
there was a story a year or two ago about a kiddie at a LAN party in...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jan 2004, 00:52
Replies: 27
Views: 1,902
Posted By JBOY
Re: Most Annoying Song

i like every song mentioned ITT.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jan 2004, 02:31
Replies: 28
Views: 2,132
Posted By JBOY
Re: Banning people

http://www.xgenstudios.com/castle/index.htm


great fun.

level 14, then i got annoyed with my mousemat falling off the desk and accidentally threw my mouse three fet behind me.....
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jan 2004, 02:29
Replies: 28
Views: 2,132
Posted By JBOY
Re: Banning people

ss arrived at 6am during the times i was not sleeping and bored as fck with nothing else to do at night but play online java and shockwave games to death whilst flicking back to the pa forums cp and...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jan 2004, 02:24
Replies: 54
Views: 4,777
Posted By JBOY
Re: Lets ban logamus!

slander.


dirty filthy lying slandererourerers





also, to the very first post in the thread.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jan 2004, 02:21
Replies: 28
Views: 2,132
Posted By JBOY
Re: Banning people

banning freezes the account name and email adress its regged with.

unfortunately it's piss easy to register a hotmail addy, aswell as get really quick "disposable" email addy's.

Seth used to be...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jan 2004, 02:13
Replies: 66
Views: 4,514
Posted By JBOY
Re: Depressing Songs plz

i was looking for a job and then i found a job
heaven knows im miserable now

what she asked of me, at the end of the day, caligula would have blushed.
oh you've been in the house too long she...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jan 2004, 17:34
Replies: 41
Views: 2,583
Posted By JBOY
Re: The appointed hour has arrived

i'd disagree.........
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jan 2004, 02:51
Replies: 126
Views: 8,621
Posted By JBOY
Re: Any smokers on these forums?

you missed my point entirely.

i'd read the argument, my post was about deffeh's reaction rather than where the argument had gotten to.


what is my dayjob these days btw?


PS. good try with...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jan 2004, 02:49
Replies: 27
Views: 2,713
Posted By JBOY
Re: Evergreen

random off topic comments are ace aswell.


look, a zebra.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jan 2004, 02:48
Replies: 126
Views: 8,621
Posted By JBOY
Re: Any smokers on these forums?

i was being serious.

good reply. the other two before it were just crappy non argumentative replies without actual thought or personal opinion behind them.




________________

the kaneed...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jan 2004, 02:44
Replies: 27
Views: 2,713
Posted By JBOY
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jan 2004, 02:41
Replies: 126
Views: 8,621
Posted By JBOY
Re: Any smokers on these forums?

bravo.

a sensible reply \o/
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jan 2004, 02:38
Replies: 126
Views: 8,621
Posted By JBOY
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jan 2004, 02:37
Replies: 126
Views: 8,621
Posted By JBOY
Re: Any smokers on these forums?

One day, just one day, you might be able to try and lure me into an argument.

one day. but since it's so blinking obvious. i doubt it.

is your name Deffeh btw?
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jan 2004, 02:32
Replies: 66
Views: 4,514
Posted By JBOY
Re: Depressing Songs plz

Crowded house - Fall at your feet
Puddle of Mudd - Blurry
Vanessa Carelton - 1000 miles
Aqualung - Strange and Beautiful
Reef - All i want
Googoo Dolls - Iris
Lit - Miserable
beethoven -...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jan 2004, 02:14
Replies: 126
Views: 8,621
Posted By JBOY
Re: Any smokers on these forums?

Considering your normal balanced views, this particular topic seems to have hit a nerve. what an incredibly arrogant twattish post to have made.

Smoking, anti-social?
Really, how is it then that...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jan 2004, 01:58
Replies: 66
Views: 5,032
Posted By JBOY
Re: Nodrog

points to you for the jenny the plumber reference that i guess about 80% of folk don't even remember........
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jan 2004, 01:54
Replies: 41
Views: 2,583
Posted By JBOY
Re: The appointed hour has arrived

this idea seems strange to me

dace.

employed...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jan 2004, 22:40
Replies: 3
Views: 1,647
Posted By JBOY
to lost Friends

Whilst i hope that this thread will slip silently to the bottom of gd.
it's purpose at the moment isjust for me to write something down.

on new years eve. a close friend of mine from school. who...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jan 2004, 01:46
Replies: 58
Views: 4,051
Posted By JBOY
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jan 2004, 01:21
Replies: 58
Views: 4,051
Posted By JBOY
Re: Happy New Year to the Brits

bah ****ing humbug
Forum: General Discussions 31 Dec 2003, 02:19
Replies: 52
Views: 5,076
Posted By JBOY
Re: RIP "Dace"

so many of these previous accounts i remember banning myself


heh....
Forum: General Discussions 30 Dec 2003, 20:45
Replies: 52
Views: 5,076
Posted By JBOY
Re: RIP "Dace"

TTITH

ah, those were the days...........


RIP EvilJBoy

spammer and annoying twat.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Dec 2003, 01:13
Replies: 5
Views: 1,662
Posted By JBOY
Forum: General Discussions 29 Dec 2003, 01:11
Replies: 5
Views: 1,662
Posted By JBOY
Re: Help poor wee megla make a decision

DKC

it was superb.
it probably still is.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Dec 2003, 23:24
Replies: 27
Views: 2,419
Posted By JBOY
Re: Greatest Trance/ Dance tunes

sample, and lyrics from the lost boys them tune.

CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LITTLE SISSSSSSSSSSTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

THOU SHALL NOT FALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL........


ETC
Forum: General Discussions 28 Dec 2003, 18:17
Replies: 27
Views: 2,419
Posted By JBOY
Greatest Trance/ Dance tunes

I'm looking along the lines of barthez - on the move
Rob d - Clubbed to death
Solex - Close to the edge
Lost brothers - Cry little sister
Jesse - Stronger

Big build up, mad bit. good beat....
Forum: General Discussions 27 Dec 2003, 01:49
Replies: 91
Views: 5,601
Posted By JBOY
Re: Top spammers

back when you were bugs mod.

and then i overtook you.

ahahahhaha.



sadly that list isnt anywhere near accurate.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Dec 2003, 01:33
Replies: 39
Views: 2,597
Posted By JBOY
Re: I want my M T V .......

how about the power, to kill a yak, from 200 yards away....

WITH MIND BULLETS.

THATS.......... TELEKINESIS KYLE.

how about the power, to move you.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Dec 2003, 01:31
Replies: 58
Views: 4,884
Posted By JBOY
Forum: General Discussions 27 Dec 2003, 01:30
Replies: 24
Views: 2,516
Posted By JBOY
Re: There are some things in life money cant buy

this is the first time since the forums upgraded that i've used quote, and not just quick post.
those smilies on the right, are ****ing hideous.

Boxing day is traditionally, in my mum's house,...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Dec 2003, 01:23
Replies: 39
Views: 2,597
Posted By JBOY
Re: I want my M T V .......

tenacious d - wonderboy
f@ck her gently
anything at all from their original tv sketches.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Dec 2003, 01:18
Replies: 58
Views: 4,884
Posted By JBOY
Re: ITT we list everything we hate about GD

each and every one of you

mwaahahahahha

etc
Forum: General Discussions 27 Dec 2003, 01:16
Replies: 24
Views: 2,516
Posted By JBOY
Re: There are some things in life money cant buy

Pizza...
on boxing day..........

?
Forum: General Discussions 24 Dec 2003, 12:03
Replies: 29
Views: 1,900
Posted By JBOY
Re: Eddie Izzard

if he did the fly joke at other shows, tha had me laughing the most out of the whole set.
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

he also made a rather religious joke in the SECC. wasnt...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Dec 2003, 13:24
Replies: 20
Views: 3,347
Posted By JBOY
Re: Worst thing that could have happened at christmas...

Last year my mum had a nervous mental breakdown.
I kicked my gran out of my house where she was staying to look after my mum, after i discovered she was trying to get my mum to kick me out whilst my...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Dec 2003, 13:21
Replies: 56
Views: 4,546
Posted By JBOY
Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?

Gap Fleece
Zippy cardigan top thing
Aftershave - polo sport
Aftershave ck one
Best air guitar album in the worlde ever part whatever (cringe)
Kylie calender (cringe)
Jay and silent bob strike...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Dec 2003, 23:19
Replies: 25
Views: 3,506
Posted By JBOY
Re: Goodbye friends.

ah.
that wonderful period at christmas time when all the student scum go home without computers.
a time of peace and tranquility........
Forum: General Discussions 17 Dec 2003, 04:05
Replies: 8
Views: 1,344
Posted By JBOY
Forum: General Discussions 16 Dec 2003, 18:01
Replies: 37
Views: 2,569
Posted By JBOY
Forum: General Discussions 16 Dec 2003, 15:54
Replies: 37
Views: 2,569
Posted By JBOY
Forum: General Discussions 15 Dec 2003, 15:59
Replies: 5
Views: 1,559
Posted By JBOY
Re: Dace is posting a thread

waiting on santa.

another man that likeschildren...........
Forum: General Discussions 11 Dec 2003, 16:03
Replies: 51
Views: 3,883
Posted By JBOY
Re: confess your secret TV

surely you mean RTS.

but either way.

it's badness makes it amusing.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Dec 2003, 15:39
Replies: 51
Views: 3,883
Posted By JBOY
Re: confess your secret TV

therein lies the entertainment.

"if we split our forces in a straight line across the battlefield and half of them into the river.

the roman army wont know what to do !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Forum: General Discussions 11 Dec 2003, 15:27
Replies: 51
Views: 3,883
Posted By JBOY
Re: confess your secret TV

time commanders.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Dec 2003, 15:16
Replies: 48
Views: 2,247
Posted By JBOY
Re: So-Called 'British Comedy Awards'

Bring back men behaving badly.
reunion show baby.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Dec 2003, 15:04
Replies: 120
Views: 10,368
Posted By JBOY
Re: Favourite Game Of All Time

Wonderboy , closely tied with new zealand story on the spectrum
Mario 3 tied with micro machines on the NES
Megalomania on the Snes, closely tied with yoshi's island and mario world.
Goldeneye and...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Dec 2003, 02:25
Replies: 10
Views: 1,823
Posted By JBOY
Re: Deep heat

just because my hat is better than yours \/
Forum: General Discussions 4 Dec 2003, 01:47
Replies: 10
Views: 1,823
Posted By JBOY
Re: Deep heat

I'm sure there is a similar tale in the FHM true stories book...........
Forum: General Discussions 4 Dec 2003, 01:37
Replies: 10
Views: 1,823
Posted By JBOY
Deep heat

a recently covered topic.

however, having recently strained my neck, medical consultation advised the use of deep heat to aid the recovery.

i appear to have put slightly too much on this time...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Dec 2003, 00:38
Replies: 40
Views: 3,775
Posted By JBOY
Re: keeping their shoes/socks on (do not read if under 16 yrs)

chick wears slip off shoes, stockings and frilly bits, camera shows her doing the whole slow take them off on leg at a time, whilst the bloke pisses about with shoelaces and sports...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Dec 2003, 09:59
Replies: 21
Views: 3,118
Posted By JBOY
Re: Glowsticks

casual whatever drug reference ecto boy
Forum: General Discussions 29 Nov 2003, 04:21
Replies: 28
Views: 2,893
Posted By JBOY
Re: hey all

copyright infringement.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Nov 2003, 15:40
Replies: 14
Views: 2,842
Posted By JBOY
Re: Atari + Melbourne House = .....

me grimlock no like iraq?
Forum: General Discussions 24 Nov 2003, 12:45
Replies: 37
Views: 4,016
Posted By JBOY
Re: ITT I issue a public warning to JBOY concerning spamming

i want back?

my comedic application was to get back into the mod channel.....


not back as a mod.


also: public warning when it should have been done in a pm, if it was indeed a serious...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Nov 2003, 02:56
Replies: 102
Views: 10,823
Posted By JBOY
Re: Trust in my , self righteous suicide ....

can we have a room u2 have been in?
has bono crapped in every toilet in the hotel?
does bono pull chicks in this hotel
how many rooms has he filled with young ladies in one night?

etc etc

it...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Nov 2003, 02:54
Replies: 27
Views: 2,996
Posted By JBOY
Re: hello

i asked did you have one, not one i already knew about.


duh
Forum: General Discussions 24 Nov 2003, 02:53
Replies: 10
Views: 2,810
Posted By JBOY
Re: The Cat in the Hat

he gets run over by a fiesta.


the children cry then sell him to a chinese restaraunt to buy crack.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Nov 2003, 02:52
Replies: 14
Views: 2,842
Posted By JBOY
Re: Atari + Melbourne House = .....

its not a joke i swear.

he's all new, shiny, partially cgi and a fire truck

its just wrong
Forum: General Discussions 24 Nov 2003, 02:51
Replies: 27
Views: 2,996
Posted By JBOY
Re: hello

do you have one of those cool websites with balls that follow the pointer and stufff>?
Forum: General Discussions 24 Nov 2003, 02:50
Replies: 102
Views: 10,823
Posted By JBOY
Re: Trust in my , self righteous suicide ....

walking about going wow a lot

and trying to steal business cards

and asking silly questions...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Nov 2003, 02:49
Replies: 27
Views: 2,996
Posted By JBOY
Re: hello

thats a gay jakiri esque type of post to be sure.

ar jim lad
Forum: General Discussions 24 Nov 2003, 02:48
Replies: 27
Views: 2,996
Posted By JBOY
Re: hello

too late

which is a shame really.

baby jesus is weeping somewhere
Forum: General Discussions 24 Nov 2003, 02:47
Replies: 102
Views: 10,823
Posted By JBOY
Re: Trust in my , self righteous suicide ....

I'[ve been in the lobby of u2's hotel in dublin

but then a large man with a funny hat told me to leave and stop touching things :O(
Forum: General Discussions 24 Nov 2003, 02:44
Replies: 27
Views: 2,996
Posted By JBOY
Re: hello

but i bet youve had a student pint of baked beans and toast


AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
Forum: General Discussions 24 Nov 2003, 02:43
Replies: 27
Views: 2,996
Posted By JBOY
Re: hello

castlemain 4 ex?
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