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Elfhelm
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Nov 2005, 10:46
Replies:
13
Legal Entertainment Online
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3,383
Posted By
Elfhelm
Re: Legal Entertainment Online
Please explain more about this?
Forum:
General Discussions
16 Apr 2004, 12:27
Replies:
5
New weapons in the war on terror
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2,683
Posted By
Elfhelm
New weapons in the war on terror
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/3520266.stm
Tee hee hee.
Forum:
General Discussions
30 Mar 2004, 11:41
Replies:
13
How do you call someone...
Views:
2,120
Posted By
Elfhelm
Re: How do you call someone...
The word committee is coming up red on my screen. :confused:
Forum:
General Discussions
25 Mar 2004, 12:07
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90
Guantanamo Bay
Views:
6,411
Posted By
Elfhelm
Re: Guantanamo Bay
Did you write all that yourself T & F? It's good.
Forum:
General Discussions
25 Mar 2004, 11:41
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11
[Comedy][Problably Old] Cows and Capitalism
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2,073
Posted By
Elfhelm
Re: [Comedy][Problably Old] Cows and Capitalism
I don't get the New Zealand one?
Forum:
General Discussions
9 Mar 2004, 10:57
Replies:
23
Quote
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3,048
Posted By
Elfhelm
Re: Quote
"Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it."
- George Bernard Shaw
"Fighting for peace is like ****ing for virginity".
"I...
Forum:
General Discussions
16 Nov 2003, 10:07
Replies:
18
rugby: clash of the european titans
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3,207
Posted By
Elfhelm
Re: rugby: clash of the european titans
You must be a hell of an arguer.
Forum:
General Discussions
6 Nov 2003, 10:59
Replies:
26
Can i justify
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2,788
Posted By
Elfhelm
Re: Can i justify
I've been to about two lectures in the last five weeks. You work too hard.
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Nov 2003, 10:19
Replies:
70
your top ten sexiest women on the planet
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8,615
Posted By
Elfhelm
Re: your top ten sexiest women on the planet
Hi WorkMonkey.
Forum:
General Discussions
2 Nov 2003, 04:28
Replies:
19
can you eat the skin?
Views:
3,549
Posted By
Elfhelm
Re: can you eat the skin?
lol penises lol
I'm going to watch TV.
Forum:
General Discussions
23 Oct 2003, 09:45
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224
Abortions illegal in the USA?
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18,806
Posted By
Elfhelm
Re: Abortions illegal in the USA?
Or both. :)
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Oct 2003, 11:14
Replies:
10
Hey MrL...
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3,529
Posted By
Elfhelm
Is this true?!
Is this true?!
Forum:
General Discussions
5 Oct 2003, 11:51
Replies:
17
would anybody recommend this game?
Views:
3,802
Posted By
Elfhelm
Re: would anybody recommend this game?
I've never heard of it, but I gave it a 10/10 on their rating thingy. :up:
Forum:
General Discussions
5 Oct 2003, 11:05
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8
why i dislike malls
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3,485
Posted By
Elfhelm
Re: why i dislike malls
Hey it's Nofutcha.
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Oct 2003, 12:38
Replies:
11
The official anti Nodrog thread
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3,588
Posted By
Elfhelm
You're opposing free beer?
You're opposing free beer?
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Oct 2003, 12:29
Replies:
11
The official anti Nodrog thread
Views:
3,588
Posted By
Elfhelm
What about a curfew for ugly people?
What about a curfew for ugly people?
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Oct 2003, 11:01
Replies:
17
To be trendy : ITT I tell you which poster I really like atm.
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3,264
Posted By
Elfhelm
<3 Elfhelm <3
<3 Elfhelm <3
Forum:
General Discussions
30 Sep 2003, 11:04
Replies:
32
Globalisation is good?
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3,321
Posted By
Elfhelm
Governments, especially in poor countries tend to...
Governments, especially in poor countries tend to not do that. They get rid of the minimum wage to attract companies to start factories in their country so that they get tax, which screws over their...
Forum:
General Discussions
30 Sep 2003, 00:03
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20
Anyone with IE 4, 5 or Mozilla/Netscape pls
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2,858
Posted By
Elfhelm
Years: 0.740134830 Months: 8.886703040 ...
Years: 0.740134830
Months: 8.886703040
Weeks: 38.619072352
Days: 270.333506460
Hours: 6488.004155015
Minutes: 389280.249305118
Seconds: 23356814.964665655 ...
Forum:
General Discussions
29 Sep 2003, 23:16
Replies:
6
Up until I posted this thread
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2,776
Posted By
Elfhelm
Last time I posted meaningless drivel, you...
Last time I posted meaningless drivel, you threatened to ban me yourself. Your power is waning. WANING!
P.S. - If I have two tensors which I want to multiply to get AijkAjkm, will that give me a...
Forum:
General Discussions
29 Sep 2003, 23:12
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78
the caucasian club
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7,649
Posted By
Elfhelm
That's a reason for people not bothering to make...
That's a reason for people not bothering to make them, not a reason why they shouldn't be allowed.
Forum:
General Discussions
29 Sep 2003, 23:04
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78
the caucasian club
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7,649
Posted By
Elfhelm
No, but there's no reason why there shouldn't be.
No, but there's no reason why there shouldn't be.
Forum:
General Discussions
29 Sep 2003, 23:02
Replies:
6
Up until I posted this thread
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2,776
Posted By
Elfhelm
Re: Up until I posted this thread
Preferably this one.
Forum:
General Discussions
29 Sep 2003, 22:45
Replies:
78
the caucasian club
Views:
7,649
Posted By
Elfhelm
They should change its name to the white club. If...
They should change its name to the white club. If you hear yourself described as 'Caucasian', start running because it means the cops are after you.
Forum:
General Discussions
29 Sep 2003, 00:36
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53
ITT we post the lines from films that directors hoped would catch on
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5,378
Posted By
Elfhelm
Show me the money!
Show me the money!
Forum:
General Discussions
28 Sep 2003, 23:35
Replies:
53
ITT we post the lines from films that directors hoped would catch on
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5,378
Posted By
Elfhelm
We are the Knights who say NI!
We are the Knights who say NI!
Forum:
General Discussions
28 Sep 2003, 23:31
Replies:
9
another power cut!
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3,192
Posted By
Elfhelm
You should read my new supermarket thread. It's...
You should read my new supermarket thread. It's :cool:
Forum:
General Discussions
28 Sep 2003, 23:20
Replies:
20
I have a story about supermarkets
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4,134
Posted By
Elfhelm
I gave the reciept to my Uni's student magazine...
I gave the reciept to my Uni's student magazine and they printed a copy of it. No free pen though. :(
Forum:
General Discussions
28 Sep 2003, 21:33
Replies:
20
I have a story about supermarkets
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4,134
Posted By
Elfhelm
I have a story about supermarkets
I went to the supermarket and I bought a chocolate muffin. But the supermarket calls them 'loose texas muffins', and there is not enough room on the reciept to write all that, so now I have a...
Forum:
General Discussions
28 Sep 2003, 11:45
Replies:
51
Oi Youse peace campaigner type people
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6,664
Posted By
Elfhelm
Why did he beg them not to boycott it? It surely...
Why did he beg them not to boycott it? It surely it doesn't matter if they avoid the products of capitalism or not?
Forum:
General Discussions
28 Sep 2003, 00:52
Replies:
33
In this thread i send a message to trolls
Views:
3,115
Posted By
Elfhelm
troll That looks like my neighbour. :duh:
troll
That looks like my neighbour. :duh:
Forum:
General Discussions
28 Sep 2003, 00:45
Replies:
14
So .... Battle Royale .. *technically a Spoiler*
Views:
2,548
Posted By
Elfhelm
Hey I saw that movie. :up:
Hey I saw that movie. :up:
Forum:
General Discussions
27 Sep 2003, 11:34
Replies:
8
at the risk of being flamed.... Meet The Feebles > basil
Views:
3,583
Posted By
Elfhelm
Yes.
Yes.
Forum:
General Discussions
26 Sep 2003, 11:48
Replies:
38
In this thread we will discuss JJ's inability to enable post counts
Views:
5,209
Posted By
Elfhelm
Posting to find out post count...
Posting to find out post count...
Forum:
General Discussions
22 Sep 2003, 13:15
Replies:
20
Next thursday, me and the missus...
Views:
3,106
Posted By
Elfhelm
Say you saw an Alanis Morrisette concert and...
Say you saw an Alanis Morrisette concert and haven't fully recovered yet.
Forum:
General Discussions
22 Sep 2003, 13:14
Replies:
19
Date
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3,152
Posted By
Elfhelm
Re: Date
Voted Nodrog.
Forum:
General Discussions
21 Sep 2003, 13:33
Replies:
70
Distinct Personalities
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7,767
Posted By
Elfhelm
Elfhelm is known for posting in random threads...
Elfhelm is known for posting in random threads every couple of months (but only by him).
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Sep 2003, 11:25
Replies:
48
Does anyone here actually still play PA?
Views:
6,251
Posted By
Elfhelm
What's PA?
What's PA?
Forum:
General Discussions
16 Sep 2003, 11:48
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20
ugly spiders
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4,257
Posted By
Elfhelm
If you kill all the ones that you see, the only...
If you kill all the ones that you see, the only ones left will be the ones that don't see. They are coming for you in your sleep!
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Sep 2003, 10:59
Replies:
50
America your legal system is crap
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8,738
Posted By
Elfhelm
Why, what happened on September 11th?
Why, what happened on September 11th?
Forum:
General Discussions
25 Aug 2003, 13:12
Replies:
41
I got, I know why so many Euros died this summer
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5,170
Posted By
Elfhelm
Many New Zealanders can understand Australian...
Many New Zealanders can understand Australian nowadays.
Forum:
General Discussions
2 Aug 2003, 12:18
Replies:
33
BBC vs Government (clash of the titans)
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4,583
Posted By
Elfhelm
MrL_JaKiri vs. Nodrog (clash of the titans)
MrL_JaKiri vs. Nodrog (clash of the titans)
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Aug 2003, 10:58
Replies:
35
Whatever happened to all the maniacs?
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3,704
Posted By
Elfhelm
TheMightyGoat#7
TheMightyGoat#7
Forum:
General Discussions
30 Jul 2003, 11:50
Replies:
9
co.uk???
Views:
2,861
Posted By
Elfhelm
New Zealand - .co.nz Australia - .com.au
New Zealand - .co.nz
Australia - .com.au
Forum:
General Discussions
22 Jul 2003, 11:09
Replies:
22
Am I a bastard for laughing at this?
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3,612
Posted By
Elfhelm
The only funny part was the bit about officials...
The only funny part was the bit about officials cancelling the next fight.
Forum:
Strategic Discussions
18 Jul 2003, 12:37
Replies:
42
Who were we all then (r9.5) ?
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6,145
Posted By
Elfhelm
I read this place a lot and have posted in a few...
I read this place a lot and have posted in a few threads. The round started out okay for me with about five actives in the galaxy, but they all disappeared, so I exiled, and then exiled again, and I...
Forum:
General Discussions
12 Jul 2003, 13:41
Replies:
4
Historical Novels
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2,612
Posted By
Elfhelm
Sharpe - it's like the Hornblower ones except...
Sharpe - it's like the Hornblower ones except he's an Infantry Officer. And he fights and stuff.
Forum:
Strategic Discussions
10 Jul 2003, 12:31
Replies:
24
Your Ideal Fleet
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5,267
Posted By
Elfhelm
He might mean by resources.
He might mean by resources.
Forum:
General Discussions
7 Jul 2003, 11:55
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49
u belive in fate
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4,060
Posted By
Elfhelm
Our brains are controlled by the laws of physics,...
Our brains are controlled by the laws of physics, and so therefore are our decisions. Stuff isn't unpredictable, it's just that we don't know how to predict it.
Forum:
General Discussions
30 Jun 2003, 15:01
Replies:
16
Only 'friends' can bring world peace
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3,024
Posted By
Elfhelm
Can I have New Zealand? If "yes", does this...
Can I have New Zealand?
If "yes", does this mean we're mates?
Forum:
General Discussions
30 Jun 2003, 01:08
Replies:
12
ever have one of those days/weeks/months/years.....
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3,079
Posted By
Elfhelm
But if everything goes wrong and you can say...
But if everything goes wrong and you can say "everything went wrong", that would mean something went right and you can't say it anymore.
Although that would mean that everything did go wrong.
...
Forum:
Alliance Discussions
29 Jun 2003, 11:06
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46
so tell me please, I dont understand
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5,487
Posted By
Elfhelm
The best defence.
The best defence.
Forum:
Strategic Discussions
27 Jun 2003, 14:53
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79
The perfect Terran fleet?
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10,122
Posted By
Elfhelm
I can't remember his co-ords, but I did get some...
I can't remember his co-ords, but I did get some nice cheap roids. :D
Forum:
Strategic Discussions
27 Jun 2003, 14:13
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79
The perfect Terran fleet?
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10,122
Posted By
Elfhelm
The same again, this time the Wyverns have...
The same again, this time the Wyverns have nothing to do.
Forum:
Strategic Discussions
27 Jun 2003, 14:09
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79
The perfect Terran fleet?
Views:
10,122
Posted By
Elfhelm
Re: Re: The perfect Terran fleet?
Yes, but that's because it's basically Wyverns vs. the De. Make it the same resources of Cutlass etc as well so the pegs have something to fire on, and see what happens.
P.S. - this is a roiding...
Forum:
Strategic Discussions
27 Jun 2003, 12:33
Replies:
79
The perfect Terran fleet?
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10,122
Posted By
Elfhelm
Hey, I have that exact fleet, except about 30...
Hey, I have that exact fleet, except about 30 times bigger!
Forum:
Strategic Discussions
18 Jun 2003, 04:21
Replies:
34
Metal dump for Terrans
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4,552
Posted By
Elfhelm
Or build this: Ships (4270 units total) ...
Or build this:
Ships (4270 units total)
Harpy 3000
Pegasus 1000
Demeter 100
Wyvern 120
Dragon 50
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Jun 2003, 02:30
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22
Welcome to our newest member : Eeewock
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4,214
Posted By
Elfhelm
That would be quite funny actually. Would I be...
That would be quite funny actually. Would I be able to read it if I was banned?
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Jun 2003, 02:20
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22
Welcome to our newest member : Eeewock
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4,214
Posted By
Elfhelm
He can't do Elfhelm posts.
He can't do Elfhelm posts.
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Jun 2003, 02:07
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22
Welcome to our newest member : Eeewock
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4,214
Posted By
Elfhelm
First Elfhelm post in a ****e thread.
First Elfhelm post in a ****e thread.
Forum:
General Discussions
14 Jun 2003, 13:23
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5
All Blacks vs England
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2,510
Posted By
Elfhelm
It was a shocker by Carlos Spencer too.
It was a shocker by Carlos Spencer too.
Forum:
General Discussions
14 Jun 2003, 13:14
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15
How did 'the modern man' become?
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2,985
Posted By
Elfhelm
You're thinking of "sensitive new age...
You're thinking of "sensitive new age guy".
Forum:
General Discussions
13 Jun 2003, 12:18
Replies:
30
Multiplayer Mayhem
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3,169
Posted By
Elfhelm
Microsoft Hearts.
Microsoft Hearts.
Forum:
Planetarion Discussions
10 Jun 2003, 11:58
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29
Competition!
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4,487
Posted By
Elfhelm
I got something like "If you have trouble with...
I got something like "If you have trouble with Planetarion, you consult the ..."
The answer is "manual", but what help is the manual going to be fs?
Forum:
Strategic Discussions
9 Jun 2003, 04:57
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25
Help On my Cath Fleet
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4,896
Posted By
Elfhelm
More BW, more Roach. I would advise not building...
More BW, more Roach. I would advise not building Guardians unless you're going to make a full Cathaar Cr/Bs roiding fleet.
P.S. - Hi Mechanical^!!!
Forum:
Planetarion Discussions
8 Jun 2003, 10:57
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3
Shai Gar is playing!
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2,552
Posted By
Elfhelm
Go DYB ffs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go DYB ffs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Forum:
Planetarion Discussions
7 Jun 2003, 22:51
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16
I have photos of "Synthetic Sid" doing a strip-tease on a bar counter...
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3,983
Posted By
Elfhelm
Can you say "Elfhelm is cool" or something so...
Can you say "Elfhelm is cool" or something so that I can put it in my sig?
Forum:
Planetarion Discussions
4 Jun 2003, 13:07
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21
Login Questions
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3,644
Posted By
Elfhelm
There's probably only about three playing.
There's probably only about three playing.
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Jun 2003, 11:50
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45
This Thread has been closed
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3,873
Posted By
Elfhelm
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Planetarion Discussions
25 May 2003, 14:12
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331
Dream Galaxy
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66,070
Posted By
Elfhelm
You forgot Elfhelm. :(
You forgot Elfhelm. :(
Forum:
General Discussions
20 May 2003, 11:19
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25
Worst actor/actress ever?
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3,239
Posted By
Elfhelm
The actors on Mentos ads.
The actors on Mentos ads.
Forum:
General Discussions
20 May 2003, 11:10
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34
This'd be one of them thar ree-lay-shun-ship threads.
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3,844
Posted By
Elfhelm
I thought the shagging part was the most cunning...
I thought the shagging part was the most cunning part.
Forum:
General Discussions
20 May 2003, 10:59
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34
This'd be one of them thar ree-lay-shun-ship threads.
Views:
3,844
Posted By
Elfhelm
Take person one with you to meet person two. And...
Take person one with you to meet person two. And then get in some two on one action!
Forum:
General Discussions
15 May 2003, 13:41
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14
I'm posting on an internet forum
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3,352
Posted By
Elfhelm
If you were really from Scotland, you'd type with...
If you were really from Scotland, you'd type with a Scottish accent.
Forum:
General Discussions
15 May 2003, 13:37
Replies:
5
swords old canada declares war on america thread
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4,221
Posted By
Elfhelm
NZ doesn't have a President, only a Prime...
NZ doesn't have a President, only a Prime Minister and a Governor General. And 60,000,000 possums, though they are not regarded as high ranking government officials.
Forum:
General Discussions
15 May 2003, 13:27
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70
Official "What is the cutest pokemon" thread
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8,464
Posted By
Elfhelm
Why is there no Nodrog option in this poll?
Why is there no Nodrog option in this poll?
Forum:
General Discussions
15 May 2003, 13:24
Replies:
32
Poll:
By Request : Who is the most popular (2) ......
Views:
4,041
Posted By
Elfhelm
Why can't I vote for the gimmick that posted...
Why can't I vote for the gimmick that posted "your gay" in every thread? :(
Forum:
General Discussions
14 Mar 2003, 05:18
Replies:
118
I hear some americans dont like France
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10,609
Posted By
Elfhelm
True dat, brother.
True dat, brother.
Forum:
General Discussions
17 Dec 2002, 10:52
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18
David Copperfield
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3,141
Posted By
Elfhelm
No that's David Coperfield with one P, also by...
No that's David Coperfield with one P, also by Edmund Wells.
Forum:
General Discussions
17 Dec 2002, 10:09
Replies:
71
iraq
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6,274
Posted By
Elfhelm
... or something to do with the sanctions that...
... or something to do with the sanctions that stop enough medicine getting into Iraq?
Forum:
Planetarion Discussions
4 Dec 2002, 10:38
Replies:
36
Entire Planet & Galaxy ranking of round 8
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4,773
Posted By
Elfhelm
3859. 56:7:7 3.416.206 105 "Another one"...
3859. 56:7:7 3.416.206 105 "Another one" OF "Killmark's bots"
Top 4000! ph33r!
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General Discussions
3 Dec 2002, 11:13
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56
a small thought
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6,172
Posted By
Elfhelm
No, people here are just ****e.
No, people here are just ****e.
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Dec 2002, 11:07
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91
Old evolution argument
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8,100
Posted By
Elfhelm
Hmmmmm.............. seeing Hicks will convince...
Hmmmmm.............. seeing Hicks will convince people there is no god?
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Dec 2002, 10:53
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91
Old evolution argument
Views:
8,100
Posted By
Elfhelm
The problem is that ancient apes are the...
The problem is that ancient apes are the "intermediate point" between rats and humans, but if someone points this out, a creationist says "no, those are fricking apes". So you find something that is...
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General Discussions
23 Nov 2002, 11:50
Replies:
8
I am at work
Views:
2,573
Posted By
Elfhelm
ph33r!
ph33r!
Forum:
General Discussions
6 Nov 2002, 10:23
Replies:
46
For the mathematically challenged - ELeeming's guide to things you didn't know part 1
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4,288
Posted By
Elfhelm
No his logic is more like: a*0 = b*0 => a...
No his logic is more like:
a*0 = b*0
=> a = b
Forum:
General Discussions
4 Nov 2002, 10:08
Replies:
70
The revolution is coming
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6,262
Posted By
Elfhelm
Clearly you need instruments to be a band.
Clearly you need instruments to be a band.
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Nov 2002, 10:34
Replies:
15
Intolerance
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3,030
Posted By
Elfhelm
Ah, but hate leads to anger, and anger leads to...
Ah, but hate leads to anger, and anger leads to the dark side and the dark side = not good.
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-- Planetarion 2.0
---- Planetarion 2.0 - Nuclear Ashes
------ Planetarion 2.0 - Mobile Infantry
-- Round 10 Default
-- Round 8-9 Default
-- Round 5-7 Default
-- Greenpepper
-- LairyFish
-- Dreammaker
-- Xmas Style
-- Retro v1
-- Retro v2
-- Pro-Vizion
-- AlienSkin
-- Pro-Vizion(Small)
-- Pro Vizion Thin
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