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Tzencath
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Sep 2003, 17:10
Replies:
18
NEWS FLASH: British folks are drunk bastards.
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4,140
Posted By
Tzencath
i come from the city with the most pubs in the...
i come from the city with the most pubs in the world (29.7/sq mile), and binge drinking is our way of life, and if you don't like it, come visit us on a friday night and tell it to us yourself:D
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Sep 2003, 17:08
Replies:
8
Prison Terms
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3,149
Posted By
Tzencath
the average murderer does about that, so i guess...
the average murderer does about that, so i guess thats your answer.
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Sep 2003, 19:54
Replies:
38
slightly offensive to french people joke
Views:
5,168
Posted By
Tzencath
yeh, so?
yeh, so?
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Sep 2003, 17:37
Replies:
38
slightly offensive to french people joke
Views:
5,168
Posted By
Tzencath
lol at the original joke:D :up:
lol at the original joke:D :up:
Forum:
General Discussions
17 Sep 2003, 23:07
Replies:
53
antidepressants
Views:
6,718
Posted By
Tzencath
anti-depressants suck, i'm on them, all they do...
anti-depressants suck, i'm on them, all they do is make you want to shout and beat **** up, but all you can do is sit there and almost smile.
get stoned instead, everythings much nicer.
Forum:
General Discussions
16 Sep 2003, 21:00
Replies:
81
This is why I'm in favour of tuition fees
Views:
7,049
Posted By
Tzencath
anyone who is in tuition fees should be shot....
anyone who is in tuition fees should be shot. i've been saving to go to uni for 5 years, along with the savings i've had from birth, and i still won't have enough, but i'm predicted to pass my degree...
Forum:
General Discussions
14 Sep 2003, 22:06
Replies:
16
Williams Sister Shot Dead.
Views:
4,264
Posted By
Tzencath
aww, i thought it was going to be one of the...
aww, i thought it was going to be one of the tennis ones, nuts:down:
Forum:
General Discussions
13 Sep 2003, 17:08
Replies:
19
Did you had imaginary friends?
Views:
3,708
Posted By
Tzencath
i had loads of imaginary friends, they were real...
i had loads of imaginary friends, they were real people, i just imagined they were my friends.
Forum:
General Discussions
12 Sep 2003, 22:07
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96
"New" cannabis legislation
Views:
7,993
Posted By
Tzencath
legalise cannabis and i guarantee drug abuse for...
legalise cannabis and i guarantee drug abuse for other drugs will plumit.
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Sep 2003, 19:32
Replies:
21
Ever stuck your head between your Lovers breasts..
Views:
3,496
Posted By
Tzencath
my favourite is pushing you head to one side and...
my favourite is pushing you head to one side and saying the force is strong in this one, always ends up getting me laid, though by the time that happens, it's usually happened once or twice before...
Forum:
General Discussions
6 Sep 2003, 23:52
Replies:
6
OMG , All Those Poor Uber-Rich People!
Views:
2,959
Posted By
Tzencath
um, according to that theory, everyone who lives...
um, according to that theory, everyone who lives in switzerland is honkingly rich too...
my grandparents used to live over there, and i can says bermuda does have it's share of poverty.
Forum:
General Discussions
2 Sep 2003, 20:57
Replies:
57
University education for asylum seekers
Views:
6,404
Posted By
Tzencath
i say shoot them, and whoever introduced tuition...
i say shoot them, and whoever introduced tuition fees for uni students, problem solved:D
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Sep 2003, 22:44
Replies:
86
Perhaps Britain owes it to asylum seekers..
Views:
8,756
Posted By
Tzencath
Re: Perhaps Britain owes it to asylum seekers..
someones probably said it, but half of the countrys these damned asylum seakers come from were never part of our empire, and since i'm on the subject, they're a bunch of leaching gits, i have no...
Forum:
General Discussions
27 Aug 2003, 20:01
Replies:
33
Asian Gangs Pimping Underage White British Schoolgirls
Views:
4,028
Posted By
Tzencath
i bet you they're illegial immigrants too.
i bet you they're illegial immigrants too.
Forum:
General Discussions
25 Aug 2003, 18:53
Replies:
21
Female masturbation
Views:
4,269
Posted By
Tzencath
female masturbation is just more interesting to...
female masturbation is just more interesting to watch, duh.
Forum:
General Discussions
24 Aug 2003, 16:28
Replies:
37
Fat birds wearing thongs
Views:
4,374
Posted By
Tzencath
the one thing worse than fat birds wearing thongs...
the one thing worse than fat birds wearing thongs is fat birds wearing g-strings, they just seem to dissapear into the fat, and ugh, you want you gouge your eyes out.:down: :mad:
Forum:
General Discussions
5 Aug 2003, 18:14
Replies:
17
Can any virus be removed by a complete format?
Views:
3,577
Posted By
Tzencath
theres a simple way to combat this, fill a pipe...
theres a simple way to combat this, fill a pipe bomb with magnets and put it nearby so if you need to wipe your hd, say, in the case of the police breaking your door down, you push a button, and all...
Forum:
General Discussions
23 Jul 2003, 20:48
Replies:
52
Newspapers
Views:
6,714
Posted By
Tzencath
telegraph mon-sat, sunday times on, well, sunday.
telegraph mon-sat, sunday times on, well, sunday.
Forum:
General Discussions
23 Jul 2003, 13:20
Replies:
19
Family Guy Season 3
Views:
4,387
Posted By
Tzencath
the best episode is the one with william shatner,...
the best episode is the one with william shatner, where meg learns to drive and all the star trek parodys, ****ing kicks ass:D
Forum:
General Discussions
21 Jul 2003, 21:19
Replies:
23
Stupid ambitions
Views:
3,249
Posted By
Tzencath
punch george bush and tony blair in the nazzers...
punch george bush and tony blair in the nazzers then do a regime change in their asses.
Forum:
General Discussions
21 Jul 2003, 13:36
Replies:
36
Star Wars: Clones and Stormtroopers
Views:
3,317
Posted By
Tzencath
they're not. clone troopers are clones,...
they're not.
clone troopers are clones, stormtroopers are recruits.
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Jul 2003, 23:18
Replies:
95
the most serious thing ive ever posted i think...
Views:
8,442
Posted By
Tzencath
Everyone knows their guilty right? yeh, no...
Everyone knows their guilty right? yeh, no argument, it's not like he took a quick trip to the curry house, got drunk, and decided to fight for the taliban for the last popadom or anything, he was...
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Jul 2003, 23:10
Replies:
8
Annoying adverts
Views:
2,945
Posted By
Tzencath
the ****ing national accident compensation, and...
the ****ing national accident compensation, and other ****ing other ones like that!
i want to go up to them, stab a spoon through their retinas, and says sue me you ass hole!
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Jul 2003, 22:45
Replies:
73
your most memorable video game moment?
Views:
9,616
Posted By
Tzencath
when i got a GOLD medal on assault on kile 2 on...
when i got a GOLD medal on assault on kile 2 on rogue squadron, after months of gameplay, i got that medal:banana: :up: :D
anyone who's played that mission will tell you what a bitch it is, and...
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Jul 2003, 12:59
Replies:
12
n64-keep or sell?
Views:
3,281
Posted By
Tzencath
i've got mine, it kicks ass, despite my gamecube,...
i've got mine, it kicks ass, despite my gamecube, nothing beats breaking out perfect dark for a bit of mr.blonde killing...
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Jul 2003, 12:52
Replies:
95
the most serious thing ive ever posted i think...
Views:
8,442
Posted By
Tzencath
BURN AMERICA! and so on and so forth, just...
BURN AMERICA!
and so on and so forth, just save the super models:up:
Forum:
General Discussions
17 Jul 2003, 18:25
Replies:
8
Weebl & Bob - Hentai
Views:
3,591
Posted By
Tzencath
the pie ones best:banana:
the pie ones best:banana:
Forum:
General Discussions
17 Jul 2003, 16:02
Replies:
22
the stupidity of youth
Views:
3,638
Posted By
Tzencath
then again, what use is knowledge without wisdom?
then again, what use is knowledge without wisdom?
Forum:
General Discussions
17 Jul 2003, 14:36
Replies:
25
matrix reloaded
Views:
3,517
Posted By
Tzencath
what happens if there are 17?
what happens if there are 17?
Forum:
General Discussions
17 Jul 2003, 14:35
Replies:
9
Study: Masturbating Lowers Cancer Risk
Views:
3,496
Posted By
Tzencath
they can prescribe hot supermodels, though...
they can prescribe hot supermodels, though knowing the NHS, it'll be betty the 80 yr old from down the road.
Forum:
General Discussions
17 Jul 2003, 14:31
Replies:
22
the stupidity of youth
Views:
3,638
Posted By
Tzencath
nah, i heard george bush changed the record...
nah, i heard george bush changed the record companys directors because he didn't like the lyrics...
Forum:
General Discussions
17 Jul 2003, 14:29
Replies:
8
Who defines violence today?
Views:
2,765
Posted By
Tzencath
youth crime is all the fault of townies, and i...
youth crime is all the fault of townies, and i dare ANYONE to dispute that with a decent (that has a base in face, not 'old' or 'i'm better than you') argument...
Forum:
General Discussions
17 Jul 2003, 12:31
Replies:
38
Burning bodies of teenagers in skips
Views:
8,413
Posted By
Tzencath
but most do...
but most do...
Forum:
General Discussions
16 Jul 2003, 20:57
Replies:
38
Burning bodies of teenagers in skips
Views:
8,413
Posted By
Tzencath
he was a townie, so good ridance. (and for...
he was a townie, so good ridance.
(and for those of you oblivious to the townie plague, you are lucky, and those who are townies, get an education and job ffs!)
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Jul 2003, 14:28
Replies:
51
The United Kingdom
Views:
6,661
Posted By
Tzencath
in what universe was tha? england is the...
in what universe was tha?
england is the sovereign nation of the UK, and the commonwealth.
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Jul 2003, 14:28
Replies:
51
The United Kingdom
Views:
6,661
Posted By
Tzencath
but you therefor lose something in translation...
but you therefor lose something in translation...
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Jul 2003, 14:03
Replies:
51
The United Kingdom
Views:
6,661
Posted By
Tzencath
you have to use the roman alphabet, otherwise...
you have to use the roman alphabet, otherwise it's like trying to drive a car with a small peice of toast, it makes no sense.
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Jul 2003, 13:54
Replies:
51
The United Kingdom
Views:
6,661
Posted By
Tzencath
well, we're just gona have to invade and put a...
well, we're just gona have to invade and put a stop to that
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Jul 2003, 13:14
Replies:
15
School Yard songs (R rated ;-) )
Views:
3,600
Posted By
Tzencath
anyone from england remember this song? (cause...
anyone from england remember this song? (cause all i can remember is two lines, and they don't even follow each other)
mary, mary, giving my love to you
can't afford a condom, so a plastic bag...
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Jul 2003, 13:09
Replies:
51
The United Kingdom
Views:
6,661
Posted By
Tzencath
The united kingdom of great britain and northern...
The united kingdom of great britain and northern ireland (co-incidently, the longest name of any country in the world:cool: ) is an amalgamation of great britain, which is in THEORY 3 countries, but...
Forum:
General Discussions
11 Jul 2003, 22:47
Replies:
90
Cannabis Debate
Views:
6,987
Posted By
Tzencath
trust me, there is sum stuff out there that will...
trust me, there is sum stuff out there that will floor you after one J, so no-one can say being drunk is worse.
i think that recreational drug usage is fine, i mean, how is large amounts of ganja...
Forum:
General Discussions
11 Jul 2003, 20:40
Replies:
20
Lego
Views:
3,036
Posted By
Tzencath
i've got 1million peices of lego plus in like 3...
i've got 1million peices of lego plus in like 3 crates, and one full size enterprise (by fullsize i mean fullsize compared to the models).
Forum:
General Discussions
11 Jul 2003, 15:43
Replies:
30
A quote which reminds me of the USA
Views:
4,693
Posted By
Tzencath
i say we take over america again, and show them...
i say we take over america again, and show them who's the loser in the world.
Forum:
General Discussions
11 Jul 2003, 11:35
Replies:
21
Shaving
Views:
2,974
Posted By
Tzencath
i gave up trying that, now i just shave whichever...
i gave up trying that, now i just shave whichever way the blade is pointing, which kinda sucks since i have an electric razor.
Forum:
General Discussions
11 Jul 2003, 11:30
Replies:
40
testicular torsion
Views:
12,749
Posted By
Tzencath
i've never had testicular torsion, though i did...
i've never had testicular torsion, though i did go in because i felt something that could have been similar.
but nooo, it wasn't something that was a simple as that, the doc said i said testicular...
Forum:
General Discussions
9 Jul 2003, 11:44
Replies:
6
Children and online sexual material, cybersex and such
Views:
2,548
Posted By
Tzencath
evidently he doesn't live in america.
evidently he doesn't live in america.
Forum:
General Discussions
8 Jul 2003, 20:54
Replies:
26
If you could time-travel...
Views:
3,209
Posted By
Tzencath
i'd do a regime change in america.
i'd do a regime change in america.
Forum:
General Discussions
6 Jul 2003, 18:48
Replies:
37
Microsoft takeover leads to destruction of Blizzard Entertainment
Views:
4,346
Posted By
Tzencath
sounds like microsoft taking over rare, that...
sounds like microsoft taking over rare, that should be interesting....
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Jul 2003, 22:09
Replies:
12
Terminator 3 is the pwnage
Views:
3,042
Posted By
Tzencath
because then there would be the teensy problem of...
because then there would be the teensy problem of no-one would be left to make the robots.
they want to destroy conner kid because he's a pesky little **** in the future.
Forum:
General Discussions
29 Jun 2003, 14:48
Replies:
101
Democracy
Views:
7,707
Posted By
Tzencath
we need phasers a la star trek.
we need phasers a la star trek.
Forum:
General Discussions
29 Jun 2003, 14:46
Replies:
22
Fox News
Views:
4,047
Posted By
Tzencath
Be careful, already americans are initiating a...
Be careful, already americans are initiating a regime change in british companies, won't be long before Cbeebies is broadcasting images of the telletubies 'pacifiying' islamic rabbits...
Forum:
General Discussions
28 Jun 2003, 23:16
Replies:
101
Democracy
Views:
7,707
Posted By
Tzencath
careful, the americans might want to give 'old' a...
careful, the americans might want to give 'old' a regime change...
Forum:
General Discussions
26 Jun 2003, 13:00
Replies:
38
An intruiging question was txted to me...
Views:
3,572
Posted By
Tzencath
the human body is set out in ratios on 1.6, so...
the human body is set out in ratios on 1.6, so find something thats 1.6 times your dick, and your set
Forum:
General Discussions
23 Jun 2003, 11:32
Replies:
56
*SPOILER* Harry Potter 5 *SPOILER*
Views:
6,093
Posted By
Tzencath
i bet you harry dies a grissly horrible death at...
i bet you harry dies a grissly horrible death at the hands of neville.
Forum:
General Discussions
21 Jun 2003, 19:16
Replies:
13
the fast food rockers
Views:
3,150
Posted By
Tzencath
i want to hold them all down and blow their faces...
i want to hold them all down and blow their faces in, then put small african rodents into their genetalia.
who the **** do they think they're kidding?
bunny is better than them!:bunny:
Forum:
General Discussions
21 Jun 2003, 19:14
Replies:
51
Weight lifting
Views:
6,971
Posted By
Tzencath
a good workout is not 600 reps, it's 25 slow...
a good workout is not 600 reps, it's 25 slow reps, afterwhich you arms should feel achey.
and ****ing 2lbs?:down:
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Jun 2003, 19:20
Replies:
15
How the hell....
Views:
3,104
Posted By
Tzencath
JFK airport, where it was sheduled to land, this...
JFK airport, where it was sheduled to land, this is just another con for the states to go to war against someone, duh...
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Jun 2003, 21:14
Replies:
21
list of terminal illnesses
Views:
10,062
Posted By
Tzencath
flu, over 15,000 people die each year because of...
flu, over 15,000 people die each year because of it.
all diseases are terminal, it's just a case of whether your body fights them or not.
Forum:
General Discussions
17 Jun 2003, 21:56
Replies:
119
Crime and its victims.
Views:
10,967
Posted By
Tzencath
oh c'mon, why the hell should any criminals be...
oh c'mon, why the hell should any criminals be allowed to sue after doing their crimes?
it doesn't matter what their circumstances is, it's their own fault that anything happend, they broke the...
Forum:
General Discussions
17 Jun 2003, 19:09
Replies:
119
Crime and its victims.
Views:
10,967
Posted By
Tzencath
no, a burglar broke the law, and the consiquences...
no, a burglar broke the law, and the consiquences he brought down upon himself because of that are his own fault and responsability. getting compensation for someone he tried to rob is the same as...
Forum:
General Discussions
17 Jun 2003, 13:18
Replies:
119
Crime and its victims.
Views:
10,967
Posted By
Tzencath
has anyone realised the whole deal with tony...
has anyone realised the whole deal with tony martin is the courts trying to be pollitically correct?
Forum:
General Discussions
16 Jun 2003, 17:29
Replies:
215
More lies about Iraq
Views:
18,562
Posted By
Tzencath
now now, c'mon people, we all know it's americas...
now now, c'mon people, we all know it's americas god given right to try and screw up the rest of the world, afterall, if george bush saw stuff in his vision, who are we to claim he's a stupid ass,...
Forum:
General Discussions
14 Jun 2003, 20:58
Replies:
119
Crime and its victims.
Views:
10,967
Posted By
Tzencath
does anyone actully know when tony martin shot...
does anyone actully know when tony martin shot the git?
in the bloody arse!
the git only died because one of the pellets ruptured an artery, the odds of which happening are pretty slim, so he...
Forum:
General Discussions
13 Jun 2003, 10:49
Replies:
17
Sainsburys Riot, Nine Killed
Views:
2,857
Posted By
Tzencath
lol:p
lol:p
Forum:
General Discussions
5 Jun 2003, 12:57
Replies:
21
Graduation in the UK
Views:
4,769
Posted By
Tzencath
write a letter to the registar of businesses, or...
write a letter to the registar of businesses, or go to your nearest big libary...
Forum:
General Discussions
2 Jun 2003, 23:37
Replies:
10
Another worthwhile thing on the internet.
Views:
2,786
Posted By
Tzencath
i want to shove smaller african girbils down that...
i want to shove smaller african girbils down that guys throat and then peirce his eyes with a blunt pencil...
Forum:
General Discussions
2 Jun 2003, 20:12
Replies:
21
Graduation in the UK
Views:
4,769
Posted By
Tzencath
maybe, depends how the market goes...
maybe, depends how the market goes...
Forum:
General Discussions
2 Jun 2003, 18:43
Replies:
21
Graduation in the UK
Views:
4,769
Posted By
Tzencath
no-one really wants to do new stuff now that the...
no-one really wants to do new stuff now that the economies of the globe are slowing down, and most companies are happy with their IT, and don't want to take on anymore costs.
it's probably best...
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Jun 2003, 11:00
Replies:
13
I'm starting a new 'phrase'
Views:
2,825
Posted By
Tzencath
where/what the [scrotal] sac? is my favourite
where/what the [scrotal] sac? is my favourite
Forum:
General Discussions
30 May 2003, 22:12
Replies:
28
the most irritating thing about working with the public
Views:
2,918
Posted By
Tzencath
i have to hate (working in an aquatic retail...
i have to hate (working in an aquatic retail outlet) that stupid idiot who walks past you and makes the off-hand comment 'i guess no-one's gona get me any fish then' only to be told "sure, i'll catch...
Forum:
General Discussions
30 May 2003, 12:40
Replies:
33
Just a minute! Whats this?
Views:
3,645
Posted By
Tzencath
yeh, why don't they tell us what they're in for? ...
yeh, why don't they tell us what they're in for?
i don't wana be screwing sum bird only to realise she's teething my wallet...
Forum:
General Discussions
28 May 2003, 23:11
Replies:
21
Good, sensible Americans
Views:
3,115
Posted By
Tzencath
oh c'mon people, it's the bloody US, they'll do...
oh c'mon people, it's the bloody US, they'll do anything they think will protect 'the god bloody given right to own guns, blow people away, and sue because they triped over the pavement' by killing...
Forum:
General Discussions
28 May 2003, 20:15
Replies:
19
I almost hung myself this morning.
Views:
3,054
Posted By
Tzencath
a heart attack while jacking off dressed up as a...
a heart attack while jacking off dressed up as a girl would be pretty embarresing, then again so would farting during sex...
Forum:
General Discussions
28 May 2003, 20:12
Replies:
17
USA finaly found Biological weapons...
Views:
3,251
Posted By
Tzencath
well, in theory you could have di-hydrogen...
well, in theory you could have di-hydrogen monoxide as a totally different molecular setup of water, but that would just be nitpicking.
personally i prefer uraniumtetrapolyflurate, much more...
Forum:
General Discussions
23 May 2003, 20:29
Replies:
37
Darwin : Right or Wrong?
Views:
3,193
Posted By
Tzencath
those people would probably be dead if it wasn't...
those people would probably be dead if it wasn't for human society helping them, it is the survival of the fittest, except we chose to help those who need it.
Forum:
General Discussions
23 May 2003, 19:22
Replies:
109
Have you (or anyone you know) fallen in love online?
Views:
12,131
Posted By
Tzencath
don't we all? (rhetorical question), i met my g/f...
don't we all? (rhetorical question), i met my g/f that way (and the evil bitch has never let me forget it for one moment...)
Forum:
Clownshoe Corner
23 May 2003, 19:22
Replies:
109
Have you (or anyone you know) fallen in love online?
Views:
120,587
Posted By
Tzencath
don't we all? (rhetorical question), i met my g/f...
don't we all? (rhetorical question), i met my g/f that way (and the evil bitch has never let me forget it for one moment...)
Forum:
General Discussions
23 May 2003, 19:19
Replies:
34
Why the Xbox is great and Gamecube sucks.
Views:
3,452
Posted By
Tzencath
Phantasy star online:D
Phantasy star online:D
Forum:
General Discussions
21 May 2003, 19:25
Replies:
50
Returning control of British military to the monarch?
Views:
6,924
Posted By
Tzencath
basically yeh:up:
basically yeh:up:
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21 May 2003, 19:00
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50
Returning control of British military to the monarch?
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6,924
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Tzencath
i say re-establish the empire, solves many...
i say re-establish the empire, solves many problems, and shows those damn yanks who's boss...
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20 May 2003, 22:24
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10
a human who rides a bicycle...
Views:
2,738
Posted By
Tzencath
Exactly
Exactly
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19 May 2003, 21:55
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26
hmmm...the uk
Views:
2,991
Posted By
Tzencath
yeh, us brits are better than yaou, i mean, if i...
yeh, us brits are better than yaou, i mean, if i saw some american driving down my road in his big RV, with his 60oz cups, driving without consideration for our little kiddies playing in the road,...
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18 May 2003, 20:56
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40
I am getting a Plasma TV
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3,466
Posted By
Tzencath
i just got a 32" plasma screen, and not being...
i just got a 32" plasma screen, and not being biased, but...
:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :D
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16 May 2003, 18:01
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19
so, i'm going to a 21st tonight
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3,187
Posted By
Tzencath
spike his beer with an 'hallucanageic substance':D
spike his beer with an 'hallucanageic substance':D
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12 May 2003, 19:15
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125
Braveheart
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12,328
Posted By
Tzencath
i'm saying that the africas wouldn't have that...
i'm saying that the africas wouldn't have that much hi-technology, i'm not saying anything about the domestic situations at the moment.
read the rest of the post foo' "granted the examples above...
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12 May 2003, 19:04
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125
Braveheart
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12,328
Posted By
Tzencath
the british empire made the world what it is...
the british empire made the world what it is today, without it the technologies of the industrial revolution would not exist in most of the world, india would still be a nation of elephant riding...
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12 May 2003, 18:56
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47
A couple of questions about WW2
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6,208
Posted By
Tzencath
inspiring your men is not what i said. i said...
inspiring your men is not what i said. i said inspire your men and bring fear to your enemys.
to have a general such as rommel on the front who could control an army core, such as army core A...
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12 May 2003, 12:35
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47
A couple of questions about WW2
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6,208
Posted By
Tzencath
if he was respected and feared not only by his...
if he was respected and feared not only by his own men, and the enemy, then he could have made a difference elsewhere. war is not a case of simply having better weapons, if you can inspire your own...
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10 May 2003, 22:43
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47
A couple of questions about WW2
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6,208
Posted By
Tzencath
it wasn't a drain on resources, but it took one...
it wasn't a drain on resources, but it took one of the greatest military commanders (rommel) away from duties that could have sure as hell made a difference on another front.
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8 May 2003, 20:30
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51
UK Stealth aircraft
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7,909
Posted By
Tzencath
shoot at both, you'll get a kill AND dinner:D
shoot at both, you'll get a kill AND dinner:D
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8 May 2003, 15:47
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47
A couple of questions about WW2
Views:
6,208
Posted By
Tzencath
the war was lost because of the third front....
the war was lost because of the third front. no-one sensible fights a war on two fronts, let alone three. they should have consilidated their gains before starting campaigns in africa and the USSR.
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6 May 2003, 23:05
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52
What did the Romans ever do for us?
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5,924
Posted By
Tzencath
quite a bit, but then we decided we didn't like...
quite a bit, but then we decided we didn't like them, and they got the boot, horay for us:up:
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6 May 2003, 23:04
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47
A couple of questions about WW2
Views:
6,208
Posted By
Tzencath
Re: A couple of questions about WW2
1- the germans got within 5 miles of moscow, but inevitably, due to the commanders lack of wanting to send in occupational forces, the seige collapsed.
2-they tried, it failed, the russians dug...
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2 May 2003, 22:39
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28
Calling all Brits
Views:
4,003
Posted By
Tzencath
Come to St.albans, we have the most pubs per...
Come to St.albans, we have the most pubs per square mile than any where else in the world. It has been in fact averaged out to 17.47/square mile, pretty neat huh:up: :D
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16 Apr 2003, 12:43
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35
arse or breasts?
Views:
3,102
Posted By
Tzencath
i second that motion.
i second that motion.
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General Discussions
15 Apr 2003, 17:04
Replies:
19
What's the only thing that separates animals from people?
Views:
3,825
Posted By
Tzencath
KILL THE FRENCH er, i mean, great joke, yeh,...
KILL THE FRENCH
er, i mean, great joke, yeh, thats the one...:up:
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General Discussions
15 Apr 2003, 17:02
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23
PS1 outsells Xbox for 4th straight week, MS to exit hardware market?
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3,333
Posted By
Tzencath
microsoft will make another console, they've got...
microsoft will make another console, they've got enough money to buy out nintendo and sony, not that it'll do them an ants worth of good, because they SUCK:devil:
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General Discussions
11 Apr 2003, 15:25
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42
MAD in regard to nukes
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3,954
Posted By
Tzencath
ooo ooo ooo! i heard about this one, um, it was...
ooo ooo ooo! i heard about this one, um, it was the cold war right?
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General Discussions
11 Apr 2003, 15:21
Replies:
19
What the US Army has taught the world after Iraq
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3,473
Posted By
Tzencath
it's a simple philosophy here, if you have no...
it's a simple philosophy here, if you have no chance of beating someone, cause as much damange possible in the process of losing, and in case i'm very much mistaken, nukes fit the bill here...
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1 Apr 2003, 12:38
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22
Black Holes
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3,029
Posted By
Tzencath
a black hole is literally a hole in the fabric of...
a black hole is literally a hole in the fabric of space, it is not compossed of anything, except space itself.
it is comparably though, that the singularity is orbited by anti-matter, so when...
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29 Mar 2003, 20:23
Replies:
32
A discussion about marijuana
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5,153
Posted By
Tzencath
it takes 32 times your own bodywieght to overdose...
it takes 32 times your own bodywieght to overdose on cannabis, which is kinda hard to smoke at one time...
apart from the carconagenics in the smoke itself, which can be overcome by a vapouriser,...
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General Discussions
29 Mar 2003, 00:28
Replies:
8
Gamecube outsells PS2 & Xbox in UK
Views:
3,187
Posted By
Tzencath
i liked cartridges, they stood up to being thrown...
i liked cartridges, they stood up to being thrown across the room in fits of rage at that one level you just can't do a hell of a lot more than discs do...
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General Discussions
26 Mar 2003, 18:18
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51
I've been called up for military service, ladies
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7,187
Posted By
Tzencath
well, they've done it before, so they're bound to...
well, they've done it before, so they're bound to do it again, so we better declare war just in case...
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General Discussions
17 Mar 2003, 16:38
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20
my fish..
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2,588
Posted By
Tzencath
if you want to breed her, you'll need to have a...
if you want to breed her, you'll need to have a male who's building a nest, then dump her in with him, preferably in a totally different tank to what they normally live in, so that neither can argue...
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General Discussions
13 Mar 2003, 23:22
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41
is it wrong..
Views:
3,693
Posted By
Tzencath
hmm, i'd say go for it, bettas are the best:D
hmm, i'd say go for it, bettas are the best:D
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General Discussions
6 Mar 2003, 21:03
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3
the mother of all debates
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2,778
Posted By
Tzencath
no biggy, i'll just send one in the mail... ...
no biggy, i'll just send one in the mail...
and trust me, i've seen debates on forums that have gone into 10k posts +
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General Discussions
6 Mar 2003, 20:39
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3
the mother of all debates
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2,778
Posted By
Tzencath
the mother of all debates
star trek vs. star wars
although old, and the spawn of most evil, it's still funny.
not that any of you enlightened people would have such fun:rolleyes:
lol
(and the first person to say...
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General Discussions
27 Feb 2003, 19:37
Replies:
34
Today a teenager asked me..
Views:
3,997
Posted By
Tzencath
evidently the fact i'm taking a swig from it...
evidently the fact i'm taking a swig from it means that they didn't, it's a kick ass cider:D :cool:
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General Discussions
21 Feb 2003, 15:29
Replies:
15
Stargate [spoilers]
Views:
3,349
Posted By
Tzencath
i think that the season 6 finale, quite frankly,...
i think that the season 6 finale, quite frankly, sucked. it had it's good moments, like the lift scene with daniel and jack, and jack pissing off he'rak, but i was looking forward to daniel beating...
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General Discussions
1 Feb 2003, 21:30
Replies:
65
I'm Curious About How The British System Works (and "Suck My PENIS Politics", an esay
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7,004
Posted By
Tzencath
each city gets a vote to have a member of a party...
each city gets a vote to have a member of a party representing them, that person then is a member of parliment.
the party with the most citys is in power.
so you only need to get control of 1 city...
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General Discussions
31 Jan 2003, 22:01
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35
typical americans
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4,520
Posted By
Tzencath
so the french are doing something right for once,...
so the french are doing something right for once, i never thought i'd see the day:p
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General Discussions
29 Jan 2003, 22:57
Replies:
28
Raymond E Feist?
Views:
3,488
Posted By
Tzencath
his books kick ass:D the serpent war series...
his books kick ass:D
the serpent war series was just phenominal...
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General Discussions
31 Dec 2002, 14:01
Replies:
40
Keanu Reeves
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5,179
Posted By
Tzencath
he was good in the bill and ted movies, but in...
he was good in the bill and ted movies, but in speed, his voice was still harkening back to the good ol' 'dude!' days, cracked me up:p
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General Discussions
28 Dec 2002, 22:44
Replies:
32
XBox, PS2 or Gamecube?
Views:
4,679
Posted By
Tzencath
gamecube, blatently.
gamecube, blatently.
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General Discussions
26 Dec 2002, 23:53
Replies:
24
Microsoft hireing adolescent execs
Views:
4,035
Posted By
Tzencath
pfft, everyone knows nintey consoles are better...
pfft, everyone knows nintey consoles are better any day...
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General Discussions
26 Dec 2002, 14:14
Replies:
34
Merlin Vs Gandalf
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3,546
Posted By
Tzencath
merlin, he's a brit:cool:
merlin, he's a brit:cool:
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23 Dec 2002, 19:33
Replies:
28
Sim Tower
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2,969
Posted By
Tzencath
sim tower rules, even if it is annoying as hell...
sim tower rules, even if it is annoying as hell when ur entire tower moves out for no good reason...
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General Discussions
20 Dec 2002, 23:59
Replies:
67
Greatest civilisation ever?
Views:
6,717
Posted By
Tzencath
Up with the new empire. invade america...
Up with the new empire.
invade america again, blow up france, and get good ol' queen lizzy back as the empress:p :D :cool:
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7 Dec 2002, 23:23
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31
Why are the English so obsessed about WW2????
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3,592
Posted By
Tzencath
to anyone that says whats wrong with the french:...
to anyone that says whats wrong with the french: go there and find out for yourself...
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General Discussions
7 Dec 2002, 17:52
Replies:
12
How to be an Anti-American A1
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3,022
Posted By
Tzencath
i say we just conquer the americans again, show...
i say we just conquer the americans again, show 'em who's daddeh, then beat the crap outa the rest of the world, re-establish the british empire, and blow up france, all problems solved:cool:
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7 Dec 2002, 17:48
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13
breasts
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3,341
Posted By
Tzencath
because they're something to play with when ur...
because they're something to play with when ur bored:p
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7 Dec 2002, 11:40
Replies:
37
StarGate
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4,294
Posted By
Tzencath
ahh, it was a good two parter episode:D
ahh, it was a good two parter episode:D
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General Discussions
27 Nov 2002, 16:21
Replies:
15
RM Security
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2,611
Posted By
Tzencath
ctrl+alt+delete and close down all the programs...
ctrl+alt+delete and close down all the programs but the logoff thingy. log off, then log back on, security will be down:cool:
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26 Nov 2002, 15:05
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34
Firemen (again)
Views:
4,565
Posted By
Tzencath
well, if we stop building all the f00kin centers...
well, if we stop building all the f00kin centers for illegial immigrants, and stop throwing money at them for no good reason, we'd have plenty to give the fire fighters and what not.
and for those...
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22 Nov 2002, 17:28
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25
This Terrorism Definition Is Even More **** Than Most Of Yours
Views:
4,742
Posted By
Tzencath
it's all the beurocracy, let us take you over...
it's all the beurocracy, let us take you over again, re-establish the british empire, and everything will be fine again!
no more 'i'm a us citizen, i can't be tried anywhere but america' or...
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20 Nov 2002, 21:55
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21
'Greatest Britons'
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3,195
Posted By
Tzencath
king arthur, end of debate...or not, lol
king arthur, end of debate...or not, lol
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General Discussions
18 Nov 2002, 17:43
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32
North Korea
Views:
3,839
Posted By
Tzencath
i say kill bush, and be done with it.
i say kill bush, and be done with it.
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18 Nov 2002, 17:30
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15
North Korea becomes Nuclear Power
Views:
4,265
Posted By
Tzencath
i can imagine one of dale browns storys coming...
i can imagine one of dale browns storys coming tru here...:rolleyes:
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General Discussions
18 Nov 2002, 17:26
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27
Favourite Monty Python film
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4,414
Posted By
Tzencath
now for something completly different was quite...
now for something completly different was quite funny...
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General Discussions
17 Nov 2002, 14:11
Replies:
61
Vote for best in-game music of all time
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6,977
Posted By
Tzencath
someones probably said it, but what-the-hey: ...
someones probably said it, but what-the-hey:
red alert blatently has the best:D
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16 Nov 2002, 16:04
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32
the 'brittish' forces (a WW1,2 thread)
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3,212
Posted By
Tzencath
IN the world wars, the empire still existed, so...
IN the world wars, the empire still existed, so they had to go fight:D
british forces are those from the isles, commonwealth are those from the rest of the flippin world.
i say we re-establish...
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General Discussions
14 Nov 2002, 22:31
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13
Well Done Tony
Views:
2,707
Posted By
Tzencath
well, considering the voter turn out dropped by...
well, considering the voter turn out dropped by almost 30% at the last election, imagine what it'll do this time, gona be ****ing great:
'labour - 3 votes'
'tories - 2 votes'
'lib dems - 1 vote'...
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14 Nov 2002, 22:28
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14
To all Americans and English
Views:
3,594
Posted By
Tzencath
it's simple, kill tony blair, and re-establish...
it's simple, kill tony blair, and re-establish the empire:D
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General Discussions
14 Nov 2002, 16:41
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47
Fire People Are getting On My tits
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4,081
Posted By
Tzencath
i say give them the raise, only 8k for peats sake.
i say give them the raise, only 8k for peats sake.
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General Discussions
12 Nov 2002, 09:39
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37
Bush and Blair
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3,357
Posted By
Tzencath
exactly, so the queen still gets to control...
exactly, so the queen still gets to control stuff, so:p
(i'm probably wrong, but what they hey, nyeh:p )
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General Discussions
11 Nov 2002, 10:52
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19
Invading china
Views:
3,242
Posted By
Tzencath
it's simple, put really big nets around china,...
it's simple, put really big nets around china, put electric current through them, then dump the french in the middle of china, and when the chinese run away, they get electrocuted in the nets.
...
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General Discussions
11 Nov 2002, 10:50
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37
Bush and Blair
Views:
3,357
Posted By
Tzencath
technically, the queen is commander in chief of...
technically, the queen is commander in chief of the UK army, along with the australian one, and several others still under imperial (yeh, it's called sumin else, but that sounds better) control.
...
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4 Nov 2002, 21:02
Replies:
17
I saw "28 days later" on Saturday night
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2,964
Posted By
Tzencath
yeh, always with the anti-english these days! ...
yeh, always with the anti-english these days!
we need a war with the french again, sort out who's daddeh!:D
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General Discussions
4 Nov 2002, 17:39
Replies:
35
best lame shows.....
Views:
3,142
Posted By
Tzencath
the worst type of show is blatently the ****ty...
the worst type of show is blatently the ****ty american one that deals with 'morals' and 'problems'.
you just wana stand up, and stab them in the eye.
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General Discussions
4 Nov 2002, 17:27
Replies:
15
Marijuhana legalized..
Views:
2,972
Posted By
Tzencath
The only way you can become addicted to ganja is...
The only way you can become addicted to ganja is when the brain becomes dependant on THC (the drug that gets you high) to regulate it's actions, instead of naturally occuring hormones, but if this is...
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2 Nov 2002, 23:48
Replies:
12
Is there anybody out there who is....
Views:
2,664
Posted By
Tzencath
ahhh, you gota love the sonnetts... (i.e. PM...
ahhh, you gota love the sonnetts...
(i.e. PM me and i'll see what i can come up with)
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2 Nov 2002, 23:04
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32
cereal
Views:
3,161
Posted By
Tzencath
cap'n crunch all the way!:D would help if...
cap'n crunch all the way!:D
would help if they hadn't banned it here tho:mad:
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General Discussions
1 Nov 2002, 23:07
Replies:
10
Would you rather...
Views:
2,513
Posted By
Tzencath
as long as they don't do what the americans do...
as long as they don't do what the americans do and charge tax on buying things seperatly, i don't care...
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General Discussions
28 Oct 2002, 22:37
Replies:
13
Depression Wonder-Cure
Views:
2,008
Posted By
Tzencath
weed and alcohol is the best treatment for...
weed and alcohol is the best treatment for depression, you can't feel down when ur off ur head, seems to work for me...
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General Discussions
28 Oct 2002, 13:45
Replies:
17
Mc D's Steak Premiere
Views:
3,548
Posted By
Tzencath
So that was you!:p
So that was you!:p
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General Discussions
26 Oct 2002, 23:10
Replies:
34
Should you stay married to someone you do not love anymore?
Views:
4,024
Posted By
Tzencath
sort things out for the sake of your daughter
sort things out for the sake of your daughter
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