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Forum: Roleplaying 8 Jan 2007, 02:45
Replies: 44
Views: 7,345
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
Re: 'Lo!

I just dropped in to check it out. I cant really believe this is still going. I must have been like 13 when i joined, and now Im off to uni. Ah well. It was fun.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jul 2004, 18:26
Replies: 23
Views: 2,559
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
Re: Madness, the cure, and morrissey

twas becuase my friend felt really ill, as he had smoked too much weed. hence him not dancing. i was the one in hte hoodie, not the one in sunglasses and black coat.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2004, 19:28
Replies: 23
Views: 2,559
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
Re: Madness, the cure, and morrissey

i went to all days, was quite good. suggs got the whole crowd to wave at me and my mates, which was a laugh. the cure were good, but played quite and obscure set. the pixies on saturday were...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2004, 21:50
Replies: 24
Views: 2,568
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
Re: Best game on the internet at this moment.

13600 just by messing around, first go.
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2004, 19:05
Replies: 19
Views: 2,516
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
Re: lol at chatroom fool

i live like 10mins away from where it happened, and apparently went to school with one of the guys(not sure about this). didnt stab anybody though
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2004, 21:34
Replies: 48
Views: 4,067
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
Re: How old are you?

15
Forum: General Discussions 1 Apr 2004, 09:42
Replies: 33
Views: 4,434
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
Re: So its April Fools

there was an advert in the times for new bmw SHEF technology, which was contrlling your microwave from your car. im sure its a april fools. there was also smething about chicken powered nukeson the...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2004, 23:07
Replies: 41
Views: 3,029
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
Re: What do i do?

She Wants You
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2004, 19:23
Replies: 79
Views: 4,888
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
Re: body disposal

http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/acid.asp

apparently thought toe coke thing is a myth, so no death by coke.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Feb 2004, 22:52
Replies: 24
Views: 2,467
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
Re: 90's Rap

mc hammer
Forum: General Discussions 29 Feb 2004, 19:37
Replies: 79
Views: 4,888
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
Re: body disposal

but dennis neilson got caught becuase the body parts got stuck. and how can you give a time?
Forum: General Discussions 29 Feb 2004, 19:29
Replies: 79
Views: 4,888
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
body disposal

Here is the situation: You have a corpse to get rid of. It doesn't matter how you got it. It's still got all its limbs and probably most of its blood, being relatively fresh. How do you get rid of it...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Feb 2004, 18:51
Replies: 52
Views: 3,666
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
Re: Kazza

oh well, the secrets out.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Feb 2004, 00:40
Replies: 52
Views: 3,666
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
Re: Kazza

demon dave is wrong.

YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE?
Forum: General Discussions 19 Feb 2004, 16:47
Replies: 47
Views: 3,871
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
Re: What's the users 'trademark'?

i erm, have a long name. woo me.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2004, 14:59
Replies: 16
Views: 2,062
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
Re: Manchester, Tomorrow

tibb street is where all the cool people go.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2004, 00:34
Replies: 13
Views: 1,983
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
Re: Anybody had a crash and got compensation?

that what i was saying,but im not articulate enough to express it properly. Obviously its not about punishing,but helping. oh well.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Feb 2004, 13:38
Replies: 13
Views: 1,983
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
Re: Anybody had a crash and got compensation?

i was invloving in a serious car crash,but in another country. the crash was in 2001, and still it hasnt been sorted out.. It sucks the compensation thing,but ytou tend to get more if it causes long...
Forum: Roleplaying 13 Feb 2004, 20:56
Replies: 32
Views: 3,093
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
Re: erm,lo

eeverybody loves me
Forum: General Discussions 13 Feb 2004, 20:47
Replies: 16
Views: 2,062
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
Re: Manchester, Tomorrow

yeah northen quarter is the best place to go.There is a big selfridges in manchester as well,which you might like. but go to affleck's palace, for sure.
Forum: Roleplaying 11 Feb 2004, 23:35
Replies: 32
Views: 3,093
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
Re: erm,lo

and i wonder why i left... oh wait no i dont.....
god dammit..
Forum: Roleplaying 11 Feb 2004, 20:45
Replies: 32
Views: 3,093
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
erm,lo

how you all?
and do you remember me?

( im just saying hi, im not rejoing its still looks pants:P )
Forum: General Discussions 11 Feb 2004, 20:33
Replies: 25
Views: 2,452
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
Re: my 1000 post

here is what I think of every one of your posts (http://www.funnyfreepics.com/images/bored.jpg)
Forum: General Discussions 11 Feb 2004, 20:26
Replies: 27
Views: 2,522
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
Re: He lived n a house, a very big house

yup. what part of the uni is the "toastrack" anyways?
Forum: General Discussions 11 Feb 2004, 18:43
Replies: 27
Views: 2,522
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
Re: He lived n a house, a very big house

i go to school in fallowfield.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jan 2004, 22:10
Replies: 72
Views: 4,758
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
Re: Snow Watch UK

snow in manchester as of about 5 secs ago.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Dec 2003, 14:07
Replies: 10
Views: 2,798
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
Re: UK VC:PC Shortage?

its becuase they have to remove text in the game that tells the players to "kill all haitians" or something to that effect.
:snowman:
Forum: General Discussions 31 Oct 2003, 22:12
Replies: 9
Views: 2,838
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
but i am le tired.

http://members.cox.net/impunity/endofworld.swf
Forum: General Discussions 31 Oct 2003, 18:56
Replies: 24
Views: 3,593
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
Re: Smoking

cut off your hands.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Sep 2003, 17:58
Replies: 28
Views: 3,042
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
she was obviously a sekrit terrorist,so she got...

she was obviously a sekrit terrorist,so she got everybody to close their eyes so they could all be gassed.
Forum: Roleplaying 25 Sep 2003, 17:56
Replies: 15
Views: 2,992
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
squids?

squids?
Forum: General Discussions 23 Sep 2003, 22:51
Replies: 54
Views: 6,628
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
20char just isnt enough

20char just isnt enough
Forum: General Discussions 23 Sep 2003, 20:39
Replies: 54
Views: 6,628
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
you ever get laid in the end?

you ever get laid in the end?
Forum: General Discussions 23 Sep 2003, 20:28
Replies: 54
Views: 6,628
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
i messed up the tables a bit. I CARRIED YOU...

i messed up the tables a bit.
I CARRIED YOU ALL.

( i cant even do that on the new forums,how wrong is that??)
Forum: General Discussions 20 Sep 2003, 15:38
Replies: 39
Views: 4,607
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
i was 12 when i joined i think.

i was 12 when i joined i think.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Sep 2003, 15:35
Replies: 22
Views: 3,108
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
thed.

thed.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Sep 2003, 12:59
Replies: 6
Views: 3,431
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
why is 10chars the maximum for usernames?

why is 10chars the maximum for usernames?
Forum: General Discussions 19 Sep 2003, 19:53
Replies: 39
Views: 4,607
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
14.

14.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Sep 2003, 21:52
Replies: 12
Views: 3,145
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
theres a car wash near me that advertises "the...

theres a car wash near me that advertises "the best hand jobs in the north west"
Forum: General Discussions 15 Sep 2003, 18:03
Replies: 29
Views: 4,259
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
i want to catch something that i might be ashamed...

i want to catch something that i might be ashamed of.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Sep 2003, 17:51
Replies: 29
Views: 4,259
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
and if your so clever,why are you on your own...

and if your so clever,why are you on your own tonight?
Forum: General Discussions 14 Sep 2003, 21:55
Replies: 13
Views: 2,880
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
i could make some witty joke about superman and...

i could make some witty joke about superman and sex and flying,but i cant.

im sure you get the general idea.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Sep 2003, 20:30
Replies: 11
Views: 3,025
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
that was pretty cool. But it was on at really odd...

that was pretty cool. But it was on at really odd times.
which sucked.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Sep 2003, 17:28
Replies: 31
Views: 4,980
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
No, but the casting person decided that billy...

No, but the casting person decided that billy piper ,who just happens to be married to chris evans,who is older than her and is known to drink alot, should play the part.Which is why he should be...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Sep 2003, 10:24
Replies: 6
Views: 2,615
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
i had that so sent them an email saying why the...

i had that so sent them an email saying why the hell were they doing it,and they sent me back an email to the effect of blaming a rouge employee,and saying they would be looking into it. fools.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Aug 2003, 22:06
Replies: 8
Views: 2,728
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
i lost mine when we moved,as my bother opened the...

i lost mine when we moved,as my bother opened the back door and he ran off.
still makes me sad when i think about it.:(
Forum: Roleplaying 28 Aug 2003, 18:03
Replies: 23
Views: 4,078
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
i doubt it.

i doubt it.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Aug 2003, 17:41
Replies: 5
Views: 2,389
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
isnt it erudite?

isnt it erudite?
Forum: General Discussions 28 Aug 2003, 15:51
Replies: 26
Views: 3,214
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
i ride my bike on the pavement.

i ride my bike on the pavement.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Aug 2003, 13:18
Replies: 3
Views: 2,753
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
www.ac and www.mw according to tat site...

www.ac and www.mw

according to tat site anyways
Forum: General Discussions 27 Aug 2003, 20:08
Replies: 17
Views: 2,786
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
how can you call freddy and jason idols ffs?

how can you call freddy and jason idols ffs?
Forum: General Discussions 27 Aug 2003, 09:29
Replies: 12
Views: 3,694
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
post on gd about it.

post on gd about it.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2003, 20:48
Replies: 14
Views: 3,206
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
i had that,and tis annoying.But you can usually...

i had that,and tis annoying.But you can usually find a copy thats decent.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Aug 2003, 22:25
Replies: 10
you
Views: 3,662
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
i sense a "sorry i was drunk lol,im cool" type...

i sense a "sorry i was drunk lol,im cool" type thread tommorow.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Aug 2003, 11:31
Replies: 5
Views: 2,926
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
mine doesnt seem to be displaying most of the...

mine doesnt seem to be displaying most of the images
Forum: General Discussions 20 Aug 2003, 22:43
Replies: 10
Views: 2,733
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
my english teacher has a bike. but no hair.

my english teacher has a bike. but no hair.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Aug 2003, 21:55
Replies: 39
Views: 4,251
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
dogs! smoking dogs is far out man.

dogs! smoking dogs is far out man.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Aug 2003, 22:23
Replies: 20
Views: 4,195
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
hes a idiot,and he should be the one who has to...

hes a idiot,and he should be the one who has to pay for that.
i fail to see why you should lose 35quid becuase he cant tell how much he bid.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Aug 2003, 22:05
Replies: 31
Views: 4,925
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
could you not actually tell the jokes? "the...

could you not actually tell the jokes?
"the clown joke" is a bit non specific.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Aug 2003, 17:52
Replies: 11
Views: 3,722
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
wouldnt that make it really easy to subvert the...

wouldnt that make it really easy to subvert the av thou,as you could see all the code?
just guessing,and im probably wrong,but its worth a shot.
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 12 Aug 2003, 13:21
Replies: 2
Views: 6,823
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
thanks.

thanks.
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 12 Aug 2003, 12:54
Replies: 2
Views: 6,823
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
networks and routers

Simple question.
is it possible to use a hub as a lan thingy,and connect it to a router for net access at the same time?

oh,and what can cuase programs to thing you have no hard drive space,when...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Aug 2003, 21:09
Replies: 33
Views: 5,051
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
a new boyfriend.

a new boyfriend.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Aug 2003, 19:36
Replies: 13
Views: 3,068
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
http://www.gamebird.dk/games/download.php/?d=y&gid...

http://www.gamebird.dk/games/download.php/?d=y&gid=470

THERE
syndicate.
arent i amazing?
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jul 2003, 09:39
Replies: 6
Views: 2,733
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
its what keeps him alive thou.

its what keeps him alive thou.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jul 2003, 19:58
Replies: 1
Views: 2,513
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
i thnk it may be a hoax. simple due to the fact...

i thnk it may be a hoax. simple due to the fact it says on one section"Create your own genitcally healthy baby ONLINE!"
which is really really worrying if its not a hoax.
EDIT: it then makes you...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jul 2003, 19:56
Replies: 28
Views: 3,192
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
"short people,got no reason to live" "short...

"short people,got no reason to live"
"short people,cant reach the top shelf of the fridge"
thats why.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jul 2003, 19:52
Replies: 6
Views: 3,221
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
that seems to have taken over the internet. ...

that seems to have taken over the internet.
MAKE IT STOP.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jul 2003, 17:20
Replies: 16
Views: 3,185
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
my brohter got hit in the face with a tennis...

my brohter got hit in the face with a tennis racket and chipped his teeth. he needed root canal sugery,and then crowns.
which have to be changed like every 6 years.
it hurt.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jul 2003, 17:11
Replies: 28
Views: 3,192
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
i think men with facial hair are destined to be...

i think men with facial hair are destined to be evil.

stlain,hitler,osma bin laden,saddam whatshisface.
all evil,all had facial hair.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jul 2003, 16:54
Replies: 14
Views: 2,993
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
they used ips as well. so ti will be someone...

they used ips as well.
so ti will be someone specific.
unless they really are that stupid.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jul 2003, 12:37
Replies: 14
Views: 2,993
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
RIAA hit list

http://www.techtv.com/news/culture/story/0,24195,3484600,00.html
the RIAA have started to sue people.
link has a list of them.
do you think this is going to stop people filesharing?
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jul 2003, 22:06
Replies: 12
Views: 3,162
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
commit suicide. every problem solved.

commit suicide.
every problem solved.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jul 2003, 14:58
Replies: 13
Views: 4,126
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
how the hell is that abandon ware?

how the hell is that abandon ware?
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jul 2003, 13:44
Replies: 2
Views: 2,617
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
my dad oince left me at the hairdressers for 4...

my dad oince left me at the hairdressers for 4 hours.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jul 2003, 13:41
Replies: 8
Views: 2,716
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
i can never get the side bits to fold properly. ...

i can never get the side bits to fold properly.
so i look lie the ninja version of dumbo.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jul 2003, 16:28
Replies: 13
Views: 4,126
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
www.gamebird.dk

www.gamebird.dk
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jul 2003, 22:37
Replies: 16
Views: 2,535
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
s club are bomdiggity for sure mofo

s club are bomdiggity for sure mofo
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 22:29
Replies: 12
Views: 3,279
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
i have mario kart,goldeneye,perfect dark,donkey...

i have mario kart,goldeneye,perfect dark,donkey kong,and another two i think.

ill keep it!
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 22:27
Replies: 12
Views: 3,279
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
emu=emulations

emu=emulations
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 22:20
Replies: 12
Views: 3,279
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
n64-keep or sell?

should i keep it,or should i sell it and get emus?
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 17:29
Replies: 16
Views: 4,110
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
flip a coin

flip a coin
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 17:12
Replies: 8
Views: 2,762
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
premtivelty raise me the moeny to bribe loads of...

premtivelty raise me the moeny to bribe loads of jurie membes/judges and iill do the killings if you want.
(its a really boring summer,so i need something to do)
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2003, 17:22
Replies: 12
Views: 3,495
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
its gone.

its gone.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2003, 17:18
Replies: 12
Views: 3,495
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
but will they give you a recipt for the exchange?

but will they give you a recipt for the exchange?
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2003, 17:12
Replies: 12
Views: 3,495
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
returns without a receipt

whats your position if you want to return something and you dont have a receipt?

my brother brought enter the matrix from w.h.smiths at the weekend and has completed it already. he feels that...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jul 2003, 15:49
Replies: 67
Views: 7,331
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
Re: hmm

i like mine,but not the above. its annoying and not very funny.
(not his nick but what he said)
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jul 2003, 15:41
Replies: 19
Views: 2,947
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
i was in from the start. kinesis was...

i was in from the start.

kinesis was rubbish.
mars volta was sweet,they were all dancing and swing the guitars around and stuff.

super furries were good.
flaming lips were ace,and wayne coyne...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 14:10
Replies: 19
Views: 2,947
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
yeah,im going down at the begginning to get them!

yeah,im going down at the begginning to get them!
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 13:27
Replies: 19
Views: 2,947
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
no one stage,the break was just my dogdy key...

no one stage,the break was just my dogdy key board.

the manics are on at 8.55PM

just to cleat that up.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 12:14
Replies: 19
Views: 2,947
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
the manchester metrotimes or something(one of the...

the manchester metrotimes or something(one of the free papers) had it in. i stole it from the old peoples home,as there was a big stack of them,and they are likelky to need to band times.

i can...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 12:09
Replies: 19
Views: 2,947
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
its not sold out,so trying to sell the touts...

its not sold out,so trying to sell the touts tickets is going to be pointless.
its a buyers market,so im going down there to get one off the door,or from the touts.

friday line up:

3pm gates...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 11:19
Replies: 19
Views: 2,947
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
# you reckon i could sell them to the touts?

#

you reckon i could sell them to the touts?
Forum: Programming and Discussion 11 Jul 2003, 11:15
Replies: 5
Views: 3,963
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
check on www.mess.be . there is a program that...

check on www.mess.be . there is a program that allows you torun two msn with different accounts on the same network at the same time.

if this isnt what you want,sorry.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 11:00
Replies: 19
Views: 2,947
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
imtrying to get tickets for today. sofar i can...

imtrying to get tickets for today.
sofar i can onlyget3sets of three for 50,which while an amaxing dealis to many tickets and to much.

anybodyelse need tickets?
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jun 2003, 18:49
Replies: 6
Views: 2,863
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
i had to phone up the phone company as they sent...

i had to phone up the phone company as they sent me a letter advertising this new service. i said no thank you,so the promtly switched me to it. i rang up to complain and they said they would sort...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jun 2003, 18:45
Replies: 6
Views: 2,863
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
if you give a phone number,then you can compare.

if you give a phone number,then you can compare.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jun 2003, 18:43
Replies: 6
Views: 2,863
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
hold music

when you get put on hold,you hear music.
now who has provided the best hold music and what was it?

I ask as ive been put on hold by 3 different comapanies,and one had the beatles which was cool....
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jun 2003, 21:30
Replies: 30
Views: 3,552
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
join us

join us
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jun 2003, 21:03
Replies: 9
Views: 2,617
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
id pimp him,and sit around doing **** all.

id pimp him,and sit around doing **** all.
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 25 Jun 2003, 17:38
Replies: 2
Views: 5,377
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
hub and a router together

i have a router,but it only has 2 ethernet cable holes,so i decided i would use a hub in one of them and link all the rest in via that.

1. is this posibble?
2.if so,how?
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2003, 22:04
Replies: 30
Views: 4,291
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
news to me..

news to me..
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2003, 22:03
Replies: 30
Views: 4,291
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
you seem like more of a pork chop man to me. am...

you seem like more of a pork chop man to me.
am i right?
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2003, 22:00
Replies: 30
Views: 4,291
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
anybody else like burgers? dont be shy.

anybody else like burgers?
dont be shy.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2003, 21:58
Replies: 30
Views: 4,291
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
then come along. lots of burgers. and some...

then come along. lots of burgers. and some suasages if your well behaved.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2003, 21:56
Replies: 30
Views: 4,291
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
i had a burger. anybody else like burgers?

i had a burger.
anybody else like burgers?
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jun 2003, 14:15
Replies: 3
Views: 2,256
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
was that not a bet,or joke of somekind?

was that not a bet,or joke of somekind?
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jun 2003, 12:12
Replies: 20
Views: 3,148
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
let the river of your hate power the water wheel...

let the river of your hate power the water wheel of destruction.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jun 2003, 22:19
Replies: 57
Views: 7,759
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
one another forum,they had a thingy saying reveal...

one another forum,they had a thingy saying reveal text,so you could reveal it without higlighting it. it was the win
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jun 2003, 21:49
Replies: 21
Views: 10,059
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
WOO! should be enough to start offf the game. ...

WOO! should be enough to start offf the game.

thanks alot for all thoose vermillion
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jun 2003, 19:30
Replies: 21
Views: 10,059
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
i dont,but im making "terminal illness top...

i dont,but im making "terminal illness top trumps",and i need lots of terminal illnesses for it to be good.

if i cant get enough,ill make them up.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jun 2003, 19:26
Replies: 21
Views: 10,059
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
but that only gives me infomation about one. i...

but that only gives me infomation about one.
i need a list of them,or as many as possible.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jun 2003, 19:20
Replies: 21
Views: 10,059
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
possible,but i was kinda looking for ones...

possible,but i was kinda looking for ones acknowledged by the medical proffession.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jun 2003, 19:16
Replies: 21
Views: 10,059
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
list of terminal illnesses

i need to know the names of as many terminal illnesses as possible.ive tried google,but couldnt find many.

so could you help me? just need names,i can google the rest of it.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jun 2003, 17:56
Replies: 23
Views: 2,947
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
im stalking you both,for i live in altrincham

im stalking you both,for i live in altrincham
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jun 2003, 21:35
Replies: 95
Views: 7,530
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
jean reno

jean reno
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jun 2003, 20:59
Replies: 47
Views: 4,313
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
4 and a half kilometres.

4 and a half kilometres.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jun 2003, 20:48
Replies: 17
Views: 3,126
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
my state is in ruin after me having too...

my state is in ruin after me having too complicated a name,and forgetting it,so i cant log in.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2003, 18:35
Replies: 18
Views: 3,713
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
i have a really long one.

i have a really long one.
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2003, 13:51
Replies: 14
Views: 2,730
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
whos kojak?

whos kojak?
Forum: General Discussions 23 May 2003, 12:37
Replies: 30
Views: 3,918
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
relevant,yet still informative. i like it!. its...

relevant,yet still informative. i like it!. its got pizziaiaiaiaz.
Forum: General Discussions 23 May 2003, 12:33
Replies: 30
Views: 3,918
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
PINK FLUFF IN DISGUISE!!!

PINK FLUFF IN DISGUISE!!!
Forum: General Discussions 23 May 2003, 12:29
Replies: 30
Views: 3,918
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
nothing,but its right. whats blue and fluffy?

nothing,but its right.

whats blue and fluffy?
Forum: General Discussions 23 May 2003, 12:08
Replies: 30
Views: 3,918
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
whats pink and fluffy?

whats pink and fluffy?
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 22 May 2003, 21:44
Replies: 7
Views: 11,848
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
when i shutdown,it restarts instead

i just put a new motherboard in my pc as the old one broke,and when i shut down windows xp,it restarts instead.
any ideas why this might be?
its a gigabyte mob,i think a k7 triton 400
Forum: General Discussions 21 May 2003, 11:38
Replies: 56
Views: 5,466
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
lo. mainly incesterizes rancid anal ...

lo.

mainly
incesterizes
rancid
anal
insects.
Forum: General Discussions 21 May 2003, 11:26
Replies: 6
Views: 2,480
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
if you look further down the page,you can see a...

if you look further down the page,you can see a guy in a tank pretending to be sweep from sooty and sweep,
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 15 May 2003, 19:55
Replies: 28
Views: 18,706
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
bt are utter ****e. as viao said,tis all...

bt are utter ****e.

as viao said,tis all fine until you have to ring the tech support.
(ring in the evening,as its maned by uni students who have some clue)
i swear,you lose the will to live...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Apr 2003, 17:52
Replies: 9
Views: 2,555
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
:bunny: is timeless. and cool in a retro way.

:bunny: is timeless.
and cool in a retro way.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Apr 2003, 17:50
Replies: 9
Views: 2,652
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
ask a old man with a flat cap. THEY ALL HAVE...

ask a old man with a flat cap.
THEY ALL HAVE PIPES.
a white beard is a bonus.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Apr 2003, 17:48
Replies: 16
Views: 2,584
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
newsbot3 did teh funny "ignore option" link...

newsbot3 did teh funny "ignore option" link thingy in a thread.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Apr 2003, 20:13
Replies: 61
Views: 5,511
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
the real you in clown form.

the real you in clown form.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Apr 2003, 21:09
Replies: 23
Views: 3,298
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
not being properly able to talk to my father. ...

not being properly able to talk to my father.
im lazy.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2003, 19:14
Replies: 14
Views: 3,180
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
I WAS THAT DRUNK:e_bunny:

I WAS THAT DRUNK:e_bunny:
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2003, 16:41
Replies: 92
Views: 8,404
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
has anybody tried putting"not hard" into the box?...

has anybody tried putting"not hard" into the box?
obvious,but just incase.
EDit: too obvious :(
Forum: General Discussions 6 Apr 2003, 12:22
Replies: 10
Views: 2,940
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
i am cake hear me roar. laugh at me as i lie...

i am cake hear me roar.
laugh at me as i lie comotose on the floor.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Apr 2003, 19:39
Replies: 57
Views: 6,863
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
:e_chick: cheesestrings. i mean...

:e_chick:

cheesestrings.

i mean ffs,its cheese!! wow!! cheese! and it tastes like ****ty plastic! But its okay,as it behaves and looks just like the snotty nosed five year old over there is...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Apr 2003, 19:16
Replies: 38
Views: 5,777
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
:down: :) :up: :down: :) :up: :down: :) :up: ...

:down: :) :up: :down: :) :up: :down: :) :up:
hotdiggity!
Forum: General Discussions 3 Apr 2003, 18:50
Replies: 22
Views: 3,268
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
mine is like a dune buggy driven by an ant. a...

mine is like a dune buggy driven by an ant.
a very small dune buggy.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Apr 2003, 18:47
Replies: 27
Views: 3,246
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
i would cut up my best friend and the girl,and...

i would cut up my best friend and the girl,and sew their limbs to my mother,who i would first knock out.I would then lie my mother
/limb monkey on the torsos,as comfy cushions.
i only really took...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Mar 2003, 22:40
Replies: 11
Views: 2,880
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
i have topology ,rolf,and olga in mine.

i have topology ,rolf,and olga in mine.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Mar 2003, 21:24
Replies: 14
Views: 2,886
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
dont go in the nude. unless you want to.

dont go in the nude.
unless you want to.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Mar 2003, 21:11
Replies: 38
Views: 3,995
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
like you could be arsed to leetarise my name.

like you could be arsed to leetarise my name.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Mar 2003, 21:03
Replies: 18
Views: 2,700
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
1.to be the most powerful walking cake in the...

1.to be the most powerful walking cake in the world
2...
3.profit
Forum: General Discussions 24 Mar 2003, 21:02
Replies: 38
Views: 3,995
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
( /-\ |/ 3

( /-\ |/ 3
Forum: General Discussions 21 Mar 2003, 19:17
Replies: 50
Views: 6,843
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
The Dictatorship of Fidel cakestro "Let them...

The Dictatorship of Fidel cakestro
"Let them eat cake.then be arrested for murder"
UN Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights: Few
Economy: Developing
Political Freedoms: Few

...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Mar 2003, 23:11
Replies: 10
Views: 2,464
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
i've just relised it doesnt actually say "IRAQ"...

i've just relised it doesnt actually say "IRAQ" in the title.
ah well.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Mar 2003, 19:52
Replies: 25
Views: 3,813
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
nicks are too short.

nicks are too short.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Feb 2003, 18:25
Replies: 10
Views: 2,682
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
mines better.

mines better.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2003, 21:41
Replies: 10
Views: 2,682
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
rolling pins. you see when your teacher said...

rolling pins. you see when your teacher said Nineteenth French Aristocrat,he mean Deila Smith.
and both use/involve rolling pins.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2003, 21:37
Replies: 12
Views: 3,665
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
subtely insert the german word for penis into it...

subtely insert the german word for penis into it every 3 lines.
then,he wont want to thank you.
problem solved.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2003, 19:26
Replies: 15
Views: 3,186
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
im fed up ofthis adverts that only make sense if...

im fed up ofthis adverts that only make sense if you see like another 4 others first. like that lucky the dog one when it was first starting.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Feb 2003, 21:32
Replies: 113
Views: 14,255
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
your too late. its not longer possible so...

your too late.

its not longer possible so dont try.
now i wait.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Feb 2003, 20:57
Replies: 33
Views: 4,210
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
i doubt it. is this just so you can go woo yay...

i doubt it.
is this just so you can go woo yay i flew first class?
i think so.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Feb 2003, 20:32
Replies: 22
Views: 2,861
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
half a dead female biker?

half a dead female biker?
Forum: General Discussions 16 Feb 2003, 19:58
Replies: 22
Views: 2,861
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
subtlety isnt your strong point is it?

subtlety isnt your strong point is it?
Forum: General Discussions 16 Feb 2003, 19:39
Replies: 113
Views: 14,255
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
try and order one,and the price is 68quid. but...

try and order one,and the price is 68quid.
but the webby still says 6,so i imagine a couple of people are feeling a litte pissed if they accidently ordered them at 68.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Feb 2003, 19:09
Replies: 31
Views: 4,091
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
come feel the noise.

come feel the noise.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Feb 2003, 19:06
Replies: 113
Views: 14,255
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
they seem to be very scared of this happening,and...

they seem to be very scared of this happening,and stuff.

ah well.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Feb 2003, 17:40
Replies: 6
Views: 2,669
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
you mean the somethingawful comdey...

you mean the somethingawful comdey goldmine,dontcha?

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=518
Forum: General Discussions 16 Feb 2003, 17:25
Replies: 41
Views: 3,561
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
did you hit any old ladies?

did you hit any old ladies?
Forum: General Discussions 16 Feb 2003, 15:23
Replies: 113
Views: 14,255
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
not if they are so stupid they dont notice,which...

not if they are so stupid they dont notice,which seems to be a defiante possibility with these guys :p
Forum: General Discussions 16 Feb 2003, 15:17
Replies: 113
Views: 14,255
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
reviews seem mixed,but its 6 quid ffs

reviews seem mixed,but its 6 quid ffs
Forum: General Discussions 16 Feb 2003, 14:16
Replies: 113
Views: 14,255
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
if he isnt then just send them back as a refund.

if he isnt then just send them back as a refund.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Feb 2003, 14:08
Replies: 113
Views: 14,255
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
worth a shot thou. ordering 4 for myself as...

worth a shot thou.

ordering 4 for myself as we speak.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Feb 2003, 11:39
Replies: 91
Views: 8,426
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
I AM SKELATOR HEAR ME ROAR!

I AM SKELATOR HEAR ME ROAR!
Forum: General Discussions 15 Feb 2003, 13:06
Replies: 94
Views: 9,662
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
ive touched the original wrong trousers. ive...

ive touched the original wrong trousers.

ive seen bonehead in a bar,
and my dad saw david ginola in a bar as well.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Feb 2003, 21:37
Replies: 26
Views: 3,173
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
i put cake,but would they believe that? damm...

i put cake,but would they believe that?
damm society.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Feb 2003, 21:34
Replies: 15
Views: 3,347
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
its like rolf harris.

its like rolf harris.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Feb 2003, 14:10
Replies: 35
Views: 3,781
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
so they dont get attacked by suicide bombers,or...

so they dont get attacked by suicide bombers,or mad men with big swords.
they are so scared,they are pretending to be canadian.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jan 2003, 21:52
Replies: 6
Views: 2,569
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
it's what gets me up in the mornings.

it's what gets me up in the mornings.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jan 2003, 20:26
Replies: 6
Views: 2,569
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
yes i know. have you even bothered to check those...

yes i know. have you even bothered to check those links i gave you?
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jan 2003, 19:50
Replies: 6
Views: 2,569
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
try www.ipodding.com or www.ipodlounge.com i...

try www.ipodding.com or www.ipodlounge.com

i have a mac one which i converted to pc with the firmware,so i cant really help you.
check out ephpod thou,as it use that and it rocks.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jan 2003, 22:07
Replies: 26
Views: 3,216
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
my nokia was washing machined by my mum. still...

my nokia was washing machined by my mum.
still works,just abit dodgy.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Dec 2002, 12:02
Replies: 12
Views: 2,790
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
nude.

nude.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Dec 2002, 17:16
Replies: 4
Views: 2,404
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
do you deserve to come off it?

do you deserve to come off it?
Forum: General Discussions 24 Dec 2002, 17:15
Replies: 4
Views: 2,404
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
why are you on my ignore list?

why are you on my ignore list?
Forum: General Discussions 24 Dec 2002, 14:32
Replies: 11
Views: 2,970
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
Re: Hmm

they work for the C.I.A or MI6. blatantly.

or they are very very good stalkers.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Dec 2002, 18:58
Replies: 35
Views: 4,129
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
these boots were made for walking. and,erm...

these boots were made for walking.

and,erm thats it.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Dec 2002, 23:43
Replies: 16
Views: 3,003
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
but the fact is if they are so damm...

but the fact is if they are so damm intelligent,why can't they??
wether i could is irrelevant.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Dec 2002, 22:21
Replies: 16
Views: 3,003
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
and they all have really easy questions. ...

and they all have really easy questions.

now,whats your name?
girl: erm,pass
Forum: General Discussions 20 Dec 2002, 17:24
Replies: 20
Views: 3,474
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
truely the deer is the best.

truely the deer is the best.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Dec 2002, 21:58
Replies: 19
Views: 3,192
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
or just the women and children.

or just the women and children.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Dec 2002, 21:13
Replies: 51
Views: 7,578
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
i have no idea. does anybody?

i have no idea.
does anybody?
Forum: General Discussions 19 Dec 2002, 21:08
Replies: 19
Views: 3,192
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
i liked the bit when they are locked in the...

i liked the bit when they are locked in the room,and they want to give up,then they dont horses magically appear and 9 of them cut a huge swathe through the army.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Dec 2002, 22:30
Replies: 9
Views: 2,745
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
can i go come all the way to cuba with yoù?

can i go come all the way to cuba with yoù?
Forum: General Discussions 18 Dec 2002, 22:29
Replies: 26
Views: 3,522
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
:deer: says jihad to that f00

:deer: says jihad to that f00
Forum: General Discussions 18 Dec 2002, 22:24
Replies: 26
Views: 3,522
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
i can't hear you. "Daddy,daddy...

i can't hear you.
"Daddy,daddy coooooool"
Forum: General Discussions 18 Dec 2002, 22:23
Replies: 10
Views: 2,751
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
if we're talking about murder,then in a dark alley

if we're talking about murder,then in a dark alley
Forum: General Discussions 18 Dec 2002, 22:21
Replies: 9
Views: 2,745
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
speed it up with my plan,and look cool. and as...

speed it up with my plan,and look cool.
and as a plsu you can shake hand with fidel castro.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Dec 2002, 22:19
Replies: 26
Views: 3,522
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
"Daddy,daddy cooool" is all i need to...

"Daddy,daddy cooool"
is all i need to say.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Dec 2002, 22:17
Replies: 9
Views: 2,745
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
use his other lps as odd job style weapons of...

use his other lps as odd job style weapons of mass destruction and behead them with it.then sell them and move to cuba.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Dec 2002, 22:13
Replies: 41
Views: 4,742
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
they wear ties so that come the revolution,when...

they wear ties so that come the revolution,when they will be hung without mercy,we just have lots lof ties clips,and save on rope.
isnt that nice of them?
Forum: General Discussions 18 Dec 2002, 22:11
Replies: 17
Views: 3,198
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
do you think asking for a obeah thingy to shut...

do you think asking for a obeah thingy to shut down their site and make them unable to acess the internet without breaking out in piles would be cruel?

if it works RESULT! if not then i prove they...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Dec 2002, 22:06
Replies: 23
Views: 2,910
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
what about the sheer "im sitting in the middle of...

what about the sheer "im sitting in the middle of the scottish highlands with a green sofa" pleasure of glenmoragie?
Forum: General Discussions 18 Dec 2002, 22:05
Replies: 9
Views: 2,745
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
im teh happy

i just found a original "revolver" by the beatles lp in a box.
aparently its worth around 75 quid.

happy christmas to you all!
Forum: General Discussions 18 Dec 2002, 20:50
Replies: 23
Views: 2,910
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
what kind of whiskey?

what kind of whiskey?
Forum: General Discussions 18 Dec 2002, 20:47
Replies: 30
Views: 3,316
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
he plays football,and rhymes with bra. little...

he plays football,and rhymes with bra.
little factoid for you there.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Dec 2002, 20:46
Replies: 7
Views: 2,419
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
but i love another! im sorry.

but i love another!
im sorry.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Dec 2002, 20:41
Replies: 7
Views: 2,419
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
dont worry,i still love you. shall we jump...

dont worry,i still love you.
shall we jump MrPeach for his revel relatives?
Forum: General Discussions 18 Dec 2002, 20:39
Replies: 11
Views: 2,660
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
:frosty: made of jam would be better.

:frosty: made of jam would be better.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Dec 2002, 20:35
Replies: 7
Views: 2,419
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
your just bitter about the revels,aren't you?

your just bitter about the revels,aren't you?
Forum: General Discussions 18 Dec 2002, 20:32
Replies: 7
Views: 2,419
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
in the spirit of christmas

please allow me to register clarencetheclockworkchristmascake.

it would bring joy and happyness to me.
and it would look all festive.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Dec 2002, 20:22
Replies: 4
Views: 2,495
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
its annoying. it reduces the amount of money that...

its annoying. it reduces the amount of money that can be won via revel roulete,which is my sole method of income.To this end,I require MrPeach to send me some for christmas.

Thank You
Forum: General Discussions 18 Dec 2002, 18:11
Replies: 11
Views: 2,660
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
:deer: demands jihad.

:deer: demands jihad.
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 17 Dec 2002, 21:12
Replies: 1
Views: 5,961
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
two bsods that keep occuring.

i have a problem with two bsods that keep occuring when i try to play games.

amd athlon 1.2
256mb
geforce 2 mx
40gb harddrive
win xp home
any more specs need and i will gladly supply them.
...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Dec 2002, 16:23
Replies: 47
Views: 4,758
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
whats even funnier is the way in which about 90%...

whats even funnier is the way in which about 90% of the american flags dont even line up propelry so it looks completely screwed up.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Dec 2002, 01:23
Replies: 23
Views: 3,218
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
the sheer stupidity of the df3 posters is...

the sheer stupidity of the df3 posters is unbilevable.

twis quite funny,in a way.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Dec 2002, 16:49
Replies: 15
Views: 3,836
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
best bond ever.

best bond ever.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Dec 2002, 22:09
Replies: 10
Views: 3,393
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
i want a seethrough case with a disco ball in it.

i want a seethrough case with a disco ball in it.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Dec 2002, 22:04
Replies: 8
Views: 3,006
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
lots of people are currenntly looking at it,or it...

lots of people are currenntly looking at it,or it is being kaaza-ed or something along thoose lines.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Dec 2002, 19:53
Replies: 9
Views: 3,376
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
i vote we make all the fat americans in to a...

i vote we make all the fat americans in to a giantnourmous PIE!

then we feed the third world on it.

two birds,one stone!
Forum: General Discussions 1 Dec 2002, 19:45
Replies: 21
Views: 3,341
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
i would go for the first one. the others too...

i would go for the first one.
the others too intelligent and handsome to be eaten :P
Forum: General Discussions 28 Nov 2002, 22:28
Replies: 10
Views: 2,831
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
i seem to recall cubass living in manchester,him...

i seem to recall cubass living in manchester,him having a studio of some sort and singing stuff.
were you listingin to the ballad of gordon ross by any chance?
Forum: General Discussions 28 Nov 2002, 17:28
Replies: 21
Views: 3,341
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
i want cake please.

i want cake please.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Nov 2002, 18:16
Replies: 12
Views: 2,972
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
The ITC advertising code says: "With limited...

The ITC advertising code says: "With limited exceptions, living people must not be portrayed, caricatured or referred to in advertisements without their permission."

living

if they kill...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Nov 2002, 21:39
Replies: 13
Views: 3,239
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
more coloum b. but then with coloum a you know...

more coloum b. but then with coloum a you know who the nice people are.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Nov 2002, 21:24
Replies: 14
Views: 3,209
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
it has nothing to do with how evil or good hitler...

it has nothing to do with how evil or good hitler was. I would agree that it makes no difference to his status.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 22 Nov 2002, 23:39
Replies: 22
Views: 3,733
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
what i meant to say was its not possible to do it...

what i meant to say was its not possible to do it with sceduled tasks. my bad.

how kind am i? (http://users.pandora.be/jbosman/applications.html)

scroll down to poweroff 3,0,0,15 and get....
Forum: General Discussions 22 Nov 2002, 20:09
Replies: 80
Views: 7,680
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
perfect dark was genius. pure and simple. must go...

perfect dark was genius. pure and simple. must go play again.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Nov 2002, 19:45
Replies: 28
Views: 3,379
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
whats the link?

whats the link?
Forum: General Discussions 15 Nov 2002, 21:34
Replies: 17
Views: 2,766
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
" as I have never died before it was all new to...

" as I have never died before it was all new to me,” Dan said.


best bit so far.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Nov 2002, 18:23
Replies: 9
Views: 2,506
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
only if your any good. so not likely then.

only if your any good.
so not likely then.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Nov 2002, 11:12
Replies: 20
Views: 3,822
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
i would hope that it would be stand alone,or if...

i would hope that it would be stand alone,or if its not that it fixes the problems with gta 3.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Nov 2002, 21:58
Replies: 12
Views: 2,780
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
not well you cant see it you blind monkey. that...

not well you cant see it you blind monkey. that would be wrong.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Nov 2002, 20:27
Replies: 10
Views: 3,252
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
lies. it has so many bugs and problems with...

lies. it has so many bugs and problems with memory its not funny.
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 3 Nov 2002, 18:46
Replies: 17
Views: 7,848
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
this was the idea. get it dirt cheap.

this was the idea. get it dirt cheap.
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 2 Nov 2002, 23:54
Replies: 17
Views: 7,848
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
becuase im skint. i have no money. sothe oldere...

becuase im skint. i have no money. sothe oldere and hence cheaper the better. i might consider the graphics card you have.
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 2 Nov 2002, 23:09
Replies: 17
Views: 7,848
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
pre 2k? im talking about stuff like...

pre 2k? im talking about stuff like constructor,whos mimimum specs are as follows:

Windows 95
Pentium 75 Processor
16 MB RAM2x CDROM Drive
2 MB SVGA Windows 95 compatible PCI video card
4 MB...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 2 Nov 2002, 22:54
Replies: 17
Views: 7,848
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
the oldest most compatible rig i can make.

i want to make a new pc. I want it to be as old as possible,so it will work with as many old games (i.e pre 2k ) as possible. To this end i would like to know what you feel were the best bits of kits...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Nov 2002, 22:13
Replies: 32
Views: 3,156
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
golden grahams rock. But i cant find them in most...

golden grahams rock. But i cant find them in most of the shops near me. The stuff on the back was class as well.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 2 Nov 2002, 18:51
Replies: 5
Views: 3,089
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
alt tags? but thats only when you hover over the...

alt tags? but thats only when you hover over the image. i would like it to be permantly displayed.
thanks dave.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Nov 2002, 18:47
Replies: 4
Views: 2,809
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
could i have a copy?

could i have a copy?
Forum: General Discussions 2 Nov 2002, 18:46
Replies: 49
Views: 4,254
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
and all the google sites with " the special...

and all the google sites with " the special words!!" on them.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 2 Nov 2002, 18:44
Replies: 5
Views: 3,089
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
Printing text on to a webpage.

What I would like is when the user clicks on an image,for some text to appear next to the image. i was wondering what language should i use,and how should i go about it?

Thanks.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Nov 2002, 22:47
Replies: 6
Views: 2,509
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
he was useless quite frankly. good captain,...

he was useless quite frankly.
good captain, rubbish quiz master.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Oct 2002, 20:38
Replies: 20
Views: 2,939
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
mo mowlam

mo mowlam
Forum: General Discussions 29 Oct 2002, 21:06
Replies: 13
Views: 3,219
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
how big is the picture?

how big is the picture?
Forum: General Discussions 29 Oct 2002, 19:34
Replies: 27
Views: 3,272
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
you become attracted to yawhe

you become attracted to yawhe
Forum: Programming and Discussion 22 Oct 2002, 18:16
Replies: 5
Views: 3,524
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
the sound recorder can read most formats. then...

the sound recorder can read most formats. then you can just erase most of the song. yis under accessories.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 22 Oct 2002, 09:37
Replies: 4
Views: 5,228
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
do they make robotic pigs?

do they make robotic pigs?
Forum: Programming and Discussion 21 Oct 2002, 21:11
Replies: 5
Views: 3,524
Posted By clarencetheclockworkcake
what format?

what format?
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