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Forum: General Discussions 12 Oct 2003, 10:59
Replies: 54
Views: 1,862
Posted By Matrim
The student loan

I just hate the thought of paying back all that money.

Though at the same time I know that I shouldn't worry because then my life will be void of fun and depressing and a thorn in the side of...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Oct 2003, 10:52
Replies: 12
Views: 720
Posted By Matrim
Re: A test to map out your... outstandingness

Aha, you see that's a tricky one. Ásmegin of course is the actual name of the band. Though the letter 'Á' has several pronounciations depending on which part of history you're looking at. Originally,...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Oct 2003, 22:57
Replies: 8
Views: 500
Posted By Matrim
Re: Didn't realize I'd been asleep this long. . .

Also: heterosexuality is banned (deemed 'unnatural' by the Vatican) and the earth is flat.




Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 10 Oct 2003, 22:38
Replies: 6
Views: 722
Posted By Matrim
Re: better than any blonde joke

There's more where that came from:


Lucy was taking the bus into town.


What she didn't know was that someone else called Lucy sat in the seat next to her.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Oct 2003, 22:25
Replies: 12
Views: 720
Posted By Matrim
Re: A test to map out your... outstandingness

Noooooohhhoo! No boundaries such as genres can be placed upon music so innoative and alive.


I have awoken. Yiha!





Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 10 Oct 2003, 22:07
Replies: 12
Views: 720
Posted By Matrim
A test to map out your... outstandingness

Asmegin.


Did you just drool upon reading those seven letters and combining them into a word? In that case: hooray!

If you did not: boooooooooooo.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Oct 2003, 21:55
Replies: 42
Views: 918
Posted By Matrim
Re: What type of underware is your favourite...

The ones with most holes in them.




Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 9 Oct 2003, 18:07
Replies: 71
Views: 978
Posted By Matrim
Re: The most stupid thing possible

It's like that time when they said that eating a fetus would grant you immortality.




Those blasted Vaticans.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Oct 2003, 18:01
Replies: 27
Views: 1,923
Posted By Matrim
Re: Best Porn0 film ever?

GD Anal



It's ace.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Oct 2003, 10:16
Replies: 8
Views: 643
Posted By Matrim
Re: Flee !

This was uncalled for :/





Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 4 Oct 2003, 09:45
Replies: 24
Views: 948
Posted By Matrim
Re: mark's ebay thread

They won't give me money :(





Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 4 Oct 2003, 09:43
Replies: 25
Views: 923
Posted By Matrim
Re: GD segregation

I've been waiting for a 'only for Norwegians' forum a while now :/

We need to draw the line.




Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 4 Oct 2003, 00:25
Replies: 74
Views: 2,030
Posted By Matrim
Re: ITT We post stuff people may not know about us

--- Sensitive information about me you would be dying for were you not totally uninterested: I bought a new bed yesterday! It's better than the last one I had.







Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 4 Oct 2003, 00:17
Replies: 74
Views: 2,030
Posted By Matrim
Re: ITT We post stuff people may not know about us

- I know that costa both designs porn sites and participates in porn movies featured on the sites and he believes that the women he shags enjoy it.




Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 4 Oct 2003, 00:14
Replies: 5
Views: 624
Posted By Matrim
the online browser-based rpg layout

We've got it and it's not ace.


How do we make it go away though?
Forum: General Discussions 4 Oct 2003, 00:11
Replies: 24
Views: 859
Posted By Matrim
Re: How do I win this girl's heart? (includes bonus emotions)

Why hasn't mbushell replied yet?

SOMETHING HAS HAPPEND TO HIM :((((




Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 29 Sep 2003, 19:30
Replies: 23
Views: 722
Posted By Matrim
I'm afraid I can't budge an inch beyond...

I'm afraid I can't budge an inch beyond 'interesting'.

Some were better than others though.






Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 29 Sep 2003, 19:25
Replies: 23
Views: 722
Posted By Matrim
Yeah well 'kids', I guess I could have written...

Yeah well 'kids', I guess I could have written 'teenagers' or 'youngsters' or something like that, but kids is only a four-letter word and as such is :up:


Also thank you for letting me have a...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Sep 2003, 19:12
Replies: 14
Views: 694
Posted By Matrim
That was a cute boy. The grainy picture suggests...

That was a cute boy. The grainy picture suggests that he is being held captive somewhere on the north pole by freedom fighters!







Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 29 Sep 2003, 19:09
Replies: 18
Views: 1,278
Posted By Matrim
[Fresh start] Haha, those Japanese, I bet...

[Fresh start]


Haha, those Japanese, I bet they brought with them their tentacles!




(I hope it works)
Forum: General Discussions 29 Sep 2003, 19:06
Replies: 18
Views: 1,278
Posted By Matrim
I'm a shame to my nation and king, the great king...

I'm a shame to my nation and king, the great king Harald. :(



:((((((((((
Forum: General Discussions 29 Sep 2003, 19:02
Replies: 18
Views: 1,278
Posted By Matrim
Those wacko Chinese. I wonder if...

Those wacko Chinese.



I wonder if perchance tentacles were involved (imported from Japan of course).
Forum: General Discussions 29 Sep 2003, 19:01
Replies: 23
Views: 722
Posted By Matrim
I demand an answe to a pheonomenon I've never understood

This is not news, but still I read it in the newspaper today:

"150.000 kids vote that Jennifer Lopez is the worlds sexiest female person"

Are you one of those 150.000?


If so, I'd like to...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Sep 2003, 18:52
Replies: 9
Views: 610
Posted By Matrim
That's the girlfriend music. ...

That's the girlfriend music.






Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 29 Sep 2003, 18:47
Replies: 29
Views: 841
Posted By Matrim
They call me the Matrim 'the badger' because make...

They call me the Matrim 'the badger' because make my home underground in burrows and crawl on four legs while being sort of agressive.

As such I take offense to this stereotype badger of yours.
...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Sep 2003, 18:34
Replies: 46
Views: 1,054
Posted By Matrim
Well done. Learning a new language is...

Well done.


Learning a new language is fun!





Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 29 Sep 2003, 18:29
Replies: 25
Views: 903
Posted By Matrim
And it worked! I now belong to the GD...

And it worked! I now belong to the GD intelligentsia.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Sep 2003, 15:38
Replies: 25
Views: 903
Posted By Matrim
I have made a graph to the function: ...

I have made a graph to the function:

f(x)=(credibility as an imaginary leader of internet people*X)



f(x)

10| *
9| *
Forum: General Discussions 28 Sep 2003, 14:51
Replies: 19
Views: 1,423
Posted By Matrim
A man who has come to his senses. ...

A man who has come to his senses.




Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 28 Sep 2003, 14:46
Replies: 18
Views: 614
Posted By Matrim
Ah, that is the view of a communicationist. ...

Ah, that is the view of a communicationist.


To be honest I don't like silence either.





Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 28 Sep 2003, 14:43
Replies: 19
Views: 1,423
Posted By Matrim
Do creationists enrage you?

Or can you not be bothered to care if they say that the credibility of the theory of evolution sucks because they can say that it's just as probable as throwing a pig into a tub of grease and expect...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Sep 2003, 14:32
Replies: 18
Views: 614
Posted By Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 28 Sep 2003, 14:21
Replies: 50
Views: 1,373
Posted By Matrim
Don't drive you animal-hater. ...

Don't drive you animal-hater.








Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 28 Sep 2003, 14:18
Replies: 41
Views: 1,194
Posted By Matrim
I don't have one :( What do I do now? ...

I don't have one :(


What do I do now?





Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 28 Sep 2003, 14:17
Replies: 14
Views: 528
Posted By Matrim
I like this forum because sometimes people write...

I like this forum because sometimes people write things that strictly doesn't make any sense at all, and I find that entertaining.





Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 28 Sep 2003, 14:11
Replies: 34
Views: 687
Posted By Matrim
Let's see; In my record collection I know...

Let's see;

In my record collection I know that there are substantially more records by American musicians than British.

If I apply some logic now the outcome is:


American music.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Sep 2003, 17:59
Replies: 0
Views: 314
Posted By Matrim
My birthday was yesterday and so was Aryn's.

She might have mentioned it already, but here's my turn.

In the midst of all the rumble and turmoil on this previously safe laguna on the Internet, I have reached the age of 20.

No longer a...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Sep 2003, 17:47
Replies: 42
Views: 767
Posted By Matrim
This might sound a bit odd, but my arms reach...

This might sound a bit odd, but my arms reach down to the ground, so when I walk they kind of scrape against the road.

It looks awful.






Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 26 Sep 2003, 17:38
Replies: 23
Views: 1,230
Posted By Matrim
I've decided to wait 3 years until the 3G net is...

I've decided to wait 3 years until the 3G net is running and a few generation of 3G phones have been in circulation before I buy a new phone.


What you should by: Well I don't know.



...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Sep 2003, 17:34
Replies: 59
Views: 1,530
Posted By Matrim
Sad to hear that. Good luck with the future,...

Sad to hear that. Good luck with the future, progression is rarely a bad thing.








Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 26 Sep 2003, 17:32
Replies: 177
Views: 6,654
Posted By Matrim
What you've said and done here as a mod has left...

What you've said and done here as a mod has left me with a good impression of you, sad to see you retire.




Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 22 Sep 2003, 18:49
Replies: 16
Views: 652
Posted By Matrim
Done. Though now I'm afraid I cannot do any more...

Done. Though now I'm afraid I cannot do any more adjustments to my song. I don't want it to completely lose touch with its roots.




Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 22 Sep 2003, 18:47
Replies: 19
Views: 517
Posted By Matrim
Allow me to analyze this post. First Anu...

Allow me to analyze this post.

First Anu allows his readers to believe that the date went fine by saying, and I quote the post above: "It went great!". Note the exclamation mark.

However in the...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Sep 2003, 18:12
Replies: 21
Views: 686
Posted By Matrim
Choose, chose, chosen. Matrim

Choose, chose, chosen.




Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 22 Sep 2003, 18:06
Replies: 36
Views: 573
Posted By Matrim
Nearly halfway to 50, eh. Don't worry, you'll get...

Nearly halfway to 50, eh. Don't worry, you'll get there eventually.


I hope your birthday will hold no disappointments!
Forum: General Discussions 22 Sep 2003, 17:51
Replies: 16
Views: 652
Posted By Matrim
I tried the best I could to implement all the...

I tried the best I could to implement all the necessary components, but I have been made aware that one of these is missing.

I will now edit my song and make it the hit I deserve.




Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 21 Sep 2003, 00:35
Replies: 16
Views: 652
Posted By Matrim
Looks as I'm finally reaching fame. I had a...

Looks as I'm finally reaching fame.

I had a special feeling about this song when I wrote it; I knew it was going to be a hit.

Thank you all for your support, I wouldn't be here if it weren't...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Sep 2003, 23:41
Replies: 16
Views: 652
Posted By Matrim
And it's a song by me!

I'm writing a song for all of you tonight.


The lyric is like this:

Please come back
I need you
You left me
but I think you love me
Forum: General Discussions 20 Sep 2003, 23:31
Replies: 19
Views: 517
Posted By Matrim
For me to bet on this I would like to know the...

For me to bet on this I would like to know the following:


1) Who are you? A detailed story please.

2) Who are you dating?

3) Where will you be going?

4) Why are you doing this in the...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Sep 2003, 23:14
Replies: 7
Views: 489
Posted By Matrim
Don't download anything and be depressed at...

Don't download anything and be depressed at finding out how boring broadband is when you finally have it.





Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 20 Sep 2003, 10:50
Replies: 19
Views: 677
Posted By Matrim
Also they drive a new black Audi A4 which is...

Also they drive a new black Audi A4 which is their company car. I experience so many of those it's unbelievable.







Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 20 Sep 2003, 10:42
Replies: 31
Views: 975
Posted By Matrim
The occasional gd infiltrator might cause a fuss...

The occasional gd infiltrator might cause a fuss in Roleplaying, though most ropleplayers are of a gentle nature. Of course they can be of a gentle furry nature.

Be warned, mein furry.




...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Sep 2003, 10:34
Replies: 19
Views: 677
Posted By Matrim
I preferred 'Muppets in Space'. ...

I preferred 'Muppets in Space'.








Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 20 Sep 2003, 10:30
Replies: 28
Views: 795
Posted By Matrim
I for one should not know.

I for one should not know.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Sep 2003, 10:22
Replies: 31
Views: 912
Posted By Matrim
My registration date was all that mattered to me....

My registration date was all that mattered to me.






Better take a print screen before it's too late.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Sep 2003, 16:23
Replies: 11
Views: 462
Posted By Matrim
Everyone has to take inspiration from somewhere....

Everyone has to take inspiration from somewhere. One thought leads to another.







Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 19 Sep 2003, 16:19
Replies: 11
Views: 462
Posted By Matrim
People who get agressive when drinking

So very very annoying. Very very.

Express that you are in agreement with me on this subject and I shall know that you are not one of 'them'.



(Pretend that it says 'aggressive' by the way)
Forum: General Discussions 19 Sep 2003, 15:44
Replies: 7
Views: 456
Posted By Matrim
I would like to be informed

Who is the mastermind behind the new smilies that are slowly but surely being introduced to our environment?






Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 18 Sep 2003, 19:15
Replies: 30
Views: 994
Posted By Matrim
Could someone please explain to me what is so...

Could someone please explain to me what is so alluring about anime movies/series?




Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 18 Sep 2003, 19:03
Replies: 15
Views: 1,115
Posted By Matrim
We have to launch a petition to keep the sa...

We have to launch a petition to keep the sa forums running for at least another decade.




Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 18 Sep 2003, 18:52
Replies: 15
Views: 1,115
Posted By Matrim
Ten years from now

Will you be scrolling down GD?


Or rather: In 10 yerars do you want to be here?




I wouldn't mind actually.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Sep 2003, 18:29
Replies: 49
Views: 1,739
Posted By Matrim
Ah, thank you very much, I needed your advice...

Ah, thank you very much, I needed your advice right now or else I'd died or something.





Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 18 Sep 2003, 18:17
Replies: 51
Views: 1,237
Posted By Matrim
C R E E P Y Y O U

C R E E P Y


Y O U
Forum: General Discussions 18 Sep 2003, 18:10
Replies: 7
Views: 553
Posted By Matrim
You should put more work into them I think....

You should put more work into them I think. *hosthost*






Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 18 Sep 2003, 18:03
Replies: 30
Views: 799
Posted By Matrim
Return of the Vampire! Mercuful Fate fans to me! ...

Return of the Vampire! Mercuful Fate fans to me!


Serously though that was a silly question dace.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Sep 2003, 17:55
Replies: 91
Views: 1,662
Posted By Matrim
That's a tough choice. I'd have to be someone...

That's a tough choice. I'd have to be someone british whose accent I couldn't understand except perhaps for a few words so that conversation would be too embarassing, I'm sure there are plenty of...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Sep 2003, 17:45
Replies: 11
Views: 539
Posted By Matrim
Free blow-jobs everyone! ...

Free blow-jobs everyone!







Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 18 Sep 2003, 17:43
Replies: 14
Views: 677
Posted By Matrim
I have seen in a vision that chatting over the...

I have seen in a vision that chatting over the Internet will subside in a matter of few years.

Because soon, when bandwith allows for it, chat programs such as msn and mirc will come with a...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Sep 2003, 17:21
Replies: 48
Views: 1,192
Posted By Matrim
PA is no longer a game to me. Matrim

PA is no longer a game to me.



Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 16 Sep 2003, 09:59
Replies: 12
Views: 907
Posted By Matrim
You are here to protect, keep that in mind. Don't...

You are here to protect, keep that in mind. Don't appear aggressive or intimidating unless you have to.




Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 16 Sep 2003, 09:54
Replies: 14
Views: 539
Posted By Matrim
Well. No. When I'm home there are no students...

Well. No. When I'm home there are no students around me, but no one else either. This is the foundation on which I based my earlier statements.







Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 16 Sep 2003, 09:48
Replies: 27
Views: 587
Posted By Matrim
Would you buy "A guide to Matrim" if it helped...

Would you buy "A guide to Matrim" if it helped you meet me?





Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 16 Sep 2003, 09:43
Replies: 14
Views: 539
Posted By Matrim
Ever since my university career started

I've become the world's least social person.



Why? It's because I've got so much work to do I don't have time to spend time with other people than my fellow students. This sucks and I hope...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Sep 2003, 09:27
Replies: 19
Views: 701
Posted By Matrim
Re: Did you have imaginary friends?

Wait a minute...







Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 16 Sep 2003, 09:18
Replies: 6
Views: 497
Posted By Matrim
You can't fool me with your provocative and...

You can't fool me with your provocative and dearing title Structural Integrity!
Forum: General Discussions 6 Sep 2003, 14:30
Replies: 46
Views: 1,325
Posted By Matrim
There's a North American metal magazine called...

There's a North American metal magazine called 'Unrestrained' which is OK. Layout isn't all that good but they cover the important news and the right bands.

Reading such magazines helps one to...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Sep 2003, 10:18
Replies: 58
Views: 2,298
Posted By Matrim
I got three right, but that was pure luck. I had...

I got three right, but that was pure luck. I had no clue whatsoever, except that 3% religion question where I answered Islam.

But I didn't really 'know' that either, I just assumed it.


So of...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Sep 2003, 10:10
Replies: 10
Views: 438
Posted By Matrim
For once I'm left without a clue about what to...

For once I'm left without a clue about what to say.

Hockeyjockeyboy.





Guess you want to be refered to as 'coach' henceforth.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Sep 2003, 10:08
Replies: 15
Views: 431
Posted By Matrim
Hope you're not too old and getting depressed...

Hope you're not too old and getting depressed over it.








Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 5 Sep 2003, 10:07
Replies: 20
Views: 670
Posted By Matrim
8/10 And I concur, they all looked creepy.

8/10


And I concur, they all looked creepy.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Sep 2003, 09:59
Replies: 13
Views: 468
Posted By Matrim
Well there were no words of caution that I must...

Well there were no words of caution that I must watch my steps with all those half-naked women around me (we're going to bathe you see); but there were words of praise boosting my self confidence -...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Sep 2003, 21:30
Replies: 15
Views: 506
Posted By Matrim
I'm going with the 'haircuts cost too much, let's...

I'm going with the 'haircuts cost too much, let's save it for later' look.







Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 4 Sep 2003, 21:29
Replies: 13
Views: 468
Posted By Matrim
:( Then I must withhold that information! ...

:(

Then I must withhold that information!

:(



Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 4 Sep 2003, 21:23
Replies: 18
Views: 438
Posted By Matrim
Probably. After all they eat McPriotein burgers...

Probably. After all they eat McPriotein burgers all day.







Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 4 Sep 2003, 21:20
Replies: 13
Views: 468
Posted By Matrim
Would your view on me as a person - a fellow...

Would your view on me as a person - a fellow human being - change if I say have a boy?





Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 4 Sep 2003, 21:18
Replies: 18
Views: 438
Posted By Matrim
According to this site: ...

According to this site:

http://www.halls.md/body-mass-index/av.htm


My body mass index is 21.6.


Also according to it 66% of the population in my age range in America is more obese than me.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Sep 2003, 21:12
Replies: 13
Views: 468
Posted By Matrim
It's not very nice of you to assume that. Not at...

It's not very nice of you to assume that. Not at all. You multi.








Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 4 Sep 2003, 21:09
Replies: 69
Views: 1,068
Posted By Matrim
Something like that, only it's not a saw. The...

Something like that, only it's not a saw. The spikes are more blunt and... nevermind. I'll go with the iron saw.



An iron saw applied to the teeth! If that isn't the worst ever than I don't...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Sep 2003, 21:07
Replies: 18
Views: 438
Posted By Matrim
Perhaps I should alter my signature so that it...

Perhaps I should alter my signature so that it becomes more insulting.


Nah.





Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 4 Sep 2003, 21:06
Replies: 69
Views: 1,068
Posted By Matrim
Well we here in Norway get a local injection as...

Well we here in Norway get a local injection as well. Only it doesn't hurt. Not that much anyway.




Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 4 Sep 2003, 21:04
Replies: 69
Views: 1,068
Posted By Matrim
No, not filling. I don't know the word for the...

No, not filling. I don't know the word for the object I'm thinking of, so I called it a file. That was kind of stupid I guess.

Anyway it's like this: if a prisoner wants to break out from prison,...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Sep 2003, 20:47
Replies: 16
Views: 1,745
Posted By Matrim
My first 'job' ever. It's been Paint'ed. ...

My first 'job' ever.


It's been Paint'ed.



http://h4rd.c0r3.org/images/upload/matrim.jpg
Forum: General Discussions 4 Sep 2003, 20:24
Replies: 10
Views: 489
Posted By Matrim
I am now reminded to see that movie again. ...

I am now reminded to see that movie again.





Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 4 Sep 2003, 20:19
Replies: 18
Views: 438
Posted By Matrim
I am gentle. Matrim

I am gentle.




Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 4 Sep 2003, 19:57
Replies: 13
Views: 468
Posted By Matrim
Going drinking with the job

Right. I work at a sort of health institution. And the boss decided we take some money and go to a smallish hotel a wee bit out of town and spend some quality social time together. This is happening...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Sep 2003, 19:47
Replies: 69
Views: 1,068
Posted By Matrim
File applied to the teeth. It's gruesome. ...

File applied to the teeth. It's gruesome.




Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 1 Sep 2003, 18:52
Replies: 4
Views: 441
Posted By Matrim
It could very well be a similar to another...

It could very well be a similar to another thread, since this is a phenomenon likely to be commented upon.

Though this is my version. It's bound to be better than that other one.



Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 1 Sep 2003, 18:45
Replies: 4
Views: 441
Posted By Matrim
"I'm bored right now"

That's another way of saying: "Perhaps you'll think I'm lame for saying/suggesting this, so I'd better cover my ass by adding that I'm only saying/suggesting this because I'm bored - and as such I...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Sep 2003, 18:19
Replies: 32
Views: 1,443
Posted By Matrim
Am I getting the impression that you have not yet...

Am I getting the impression that you have not yet ordered a russian bride? >:(!







Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 1 Sep 2003, 18:16
Replies: 11
Views: 446
Posted By Matrim
No soap :(

No soap :(
Forum: General Discussions 1 Sep 2003, 18:11
Replies: 32
Views: 1,443
Posted By Matrim
... no.

... no.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Sep 2003, 18:03
Replies: 86
Views: 2,049
Posted By Matrim
Why should we suffer when someone else could just...

Why should we suffer when someone else could just as easily?


It all depends on how much you're willing to share.


I'm good at sharing stuff.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Sep 2003, 17:52
Replies: 97
Views: 2,380
Posted By Matrim
Who should be your rolemodel - nodrog or Jesus? ...

Who should be your rolemodel - nodrog or Jesus?


Look to your heart for guidance.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Sep 2003, 17:50
Replies: 23
Views: 783
Posted By Matrim
You can end the poll now. I voted yes. ...

You can end the poll now. I voted yes.








Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 1 Sep 2003, 17:39
Replies: 55
Views: 1,323
Posted By Matrim
Revolting idea. Cook at home.

Revolting idea. Cook at home.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Sep 2003, 17:11
Replies: 11
Views: 446
Posted By Matrim
Public toilets

The scourge of modern civilization.


:/





Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 27 Aug 2003, 16:57
Replies: 24
Views: 692
Posted By Matrim
Perhaps I am the attendant subject to your...

Perhaps I am the attendant subject to your harassment. I'll never look you in the eyes again. Aristocrat swine.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Aug 2003, 16:43
Replies: 24
Views: 692
Posted By Matrim
Looks like the attendant is #1 and you are #2 or...

Looks like the attendant is #1 and you are #2 or #3958






Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 27 Aug 2003, 16:39
Replies: 25
Views: 525
Posted By Matrim
Level 7 is hard. Speedmind or mindspeed or...

Level 7 is hard. Speedmind or mindspeed or something. If you beat it I'll give you a dime.





Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2003, 20:19
Replies: 14
Views: 506
Posted By Matrim
I think that's a rather normal phenomenon with...

I think that's a rather normal phenomenon with mp3 files who're damaged either during creation or during transportation over the wide wide web. Try to download again I guess.






Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2003, 20:13
Replies: 9
Views: 414
Posted By Matrim
Thank you. It feels genuine now. ...

Thank you. It feels genuine now.





Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2003, 20:08
Replies: 61
Views: 1,940
Posted By Matrim
If I ever quit the Order of The True Hand (which...

If I ever quit the Order of The True Hand (which has me up at at 5 in the morning and that's a bit shiet), I'd try something like:


FIREBOLTS! They're ace. Since I'm currently a lvl 8 Sorceror...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2003, 19:36
Replies: 15
Views: 535
Posted By Matrim
45 beats per minute sounds strage if you ask me. ...

45 beats per minute sounds strage if you ask me.


A bit too low.


Either hibernation as mentioned or all his body functions are operating at 30% less efficiency than normal people. Which is...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2003, 19:25
Replies: 12
Views: 415
Posted By Matrim
Thank God there's an archdruid around to sort...

Thank God there's an archdruid around to sort things out.








Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2003, 19:21
Replies: 9
Views: 414
Posted By Matrim
http://www.angelfire.com/realm/shades/dragons/levi...

http://www.angelfire.com/realm/shades/dragons/leviathan.htm


No jews around I guess.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2003, 19:16
Replies: 9
Views: 414
Posted By Matrim
Damned, are there no Jewish forum readers who...

Damned, are there no Jewish forum readers who would like to give us a treat? I don't want to google around for this, I want the story to be handed down from generation to generation just like in the...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2003, 19:13
Replies: 15
Views: 535
Posted By Matrim
Things you didn't know about pr. Bush

President Bush, 57, is nearly 6 feet tall, weighs 194 pounds, has body fat of 14.5 percent and a resting pulse rate of 45 beats per minute - in the athletic range, according to his annual physical...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2003, 19:09
Replies: 21
Views: 908
Posted By Matrim
I think the subject requires much research. My...

I think the subject requires much research. My stand is that men are dying and women are beating us to the ground half dead.





Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2003, 19:01
Replies: 14
Views: 479
Posted By Matrim
Hillary Clinton's biography. It's even...

Hillary Clinton's biography.


It's even better than you expect.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2003, 18:56
Replies: 21
Views: 908
Posted By Matrim
I agree. Which goes against some weird concept of...

I agree. Which goes against some weird concept of male sexuality.





Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2003, 18:54
Replies: 9
Views: 414
Posted By Matrim
Tell me the story of Yahweh and the Leviathan

Haven't heard it. (Of course I'm not referring to a certain Yahweh of whom you know.)






Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2003, 18:49
Replies: 92
Views: 1,243
Posted By Matrim
Yeah well we'll have to do something about those...

Yeah well we'll have to do something about those pensioners, ourselves counted. We'll have to work till we're 80 but so must most of Europe in the future anyway.




Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2003, 18:41
Replies: 19
Views: 704
Posted By Matrim
I don't know. Go climb a mountain or something.

I don't know. Go climb a mountain or something.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2003, 18:37
Replies: 92
Views: 1,243
Posted By Matrim
National debt

Guess who doesn't have much of that.


Hah.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2003, 18:22
Replies: 21
Views: 908
Posted By Matrim
Men's sexuality is locked tight in a 1950's box...

Men's sexuality is locked tight in a 1950's box while the female sexualy is fettered no more and can expand and relish in freedom.








Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2003, 18:19
Replies: 35
Views: 946
Posted By Matrim
If you know her friends talk to them. More...

If you know her friends talk to them. More spesifically know her good friends, and they must be girls.

Because if she likes you she'll tell her friends who'll be all "oooh, so exciting! what's he...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2003, 18:15
Replies: 12
Views: 469
Posted By Matrim
Rememeber I started reading that series when I...

Rememeber I started reading that series when I was 13 or so.



Now it's my curse :(
Forum: General Discussions 24 Aug 2003, 15:57
Replies: 19
Views: 680
Posted By Matrim
Gaahlskagg - Skullf*ck

Gaahlskagg - Skullf*ck
Forum: General Discussions 24 Aug 2003, 15:54
Replies: 61
Views: 1,940
Posted By Matrim
Seeing it as how I am a munk of the True Fist...

Seeing it as how I am a munk of the True Fist Order (Yes, this is an attempt to have this thread moved to RP), I choose to battle the undead hordes with nothing but my hands and feet, which are on...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Aug 2003, 15:50
Replies: 17
Views: 624
Posted By Matrim
I so utterly hate that all trailers hail to quick...

I so utterly hate that all trailers hail to quick time.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Aug 2003, 15:48
Replies: 14
Views: 666
Posted By Matrim
Please elaborate on what you think is wrong. ...

Please elaborate on what you think is wrong.


Studying subjects and learning more about them increases your intellect. Thus 'intellectual gains' means here all the things you've learned while...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Aug 2003, 17:17
Replies: 14
Views: 666
Posted By Matrim
Which part of those two words did you not...

Which part of those two words did you not comprehend?





Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 17:59
Replies: 56
Views: 1,234
Posted By Matrim
Wasn't guidance his name? That funny guy who...

Wasn't guidance his name? That funny guy who wanted people to prove how some beetles could evolve their acid-shooting behinds so that he could abandon his religion? Became a huge thread.



...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 17:54
Replies: 56
Views: 1,234
Posted By Matrim
Yesterday... is... so... far... away... now......

Yesterday... is... so... far... away... now... *sigh*.




I nominate Guidance.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 17:48
Replies: 14
Views: 666
Posted By Matrim
Higher education in Norway.

As follows is the situation in Norway these days concering higher education contra, well, less education.

To illustrate my story better I will introduce a typical Norwegian boy, Odin. Odin is 16...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 16:31
Replies: 37
Views: 703
Posted By Matrim
I picture the hand :/ Matrim

I picture the hand :/






Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 16:09
Replies: 8
Views: 499
Posted By Matrim
Guess that would depend on where in Panama you...

Guess that would depend on where in Panama you lived.


Or perhaps they merely see the ocean as an illusion. Then they would not have any problem.





Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 16:04
Replies: 7
Views: 520
Posted By Matrim
How about that Pledge of Allegiance anyway? ...

How about that Pledge of Allegiance anyway?


Sounds a bit nazi to me.


I mean, forcing kids to recite nationalistic oaths every day? It's plain scary.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 15:55
Replies: 12
Views: 694
Posted By Matrim
I don't read my crap email. ...

I don't read my crap email.





Though Andy's story broke my heart :/
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 15:52
Replies: 20
Views: 564
Posted By Matrim
And I thought this thread was about some kind of...

And I thought this thread was about some kind of revolutionary new toilets :/

Like the ones in the battleships.





Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 21 Aug 2003, 16:10
Replies: 5
Views: 476
Posted By Matrim
Harr harr. Matrim

Harr harr.






Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 21 Aug 2003, 16:03
Replies: 114
Views: 2,343
Posted By Matrim
I pity your desperation. In an offer to...

I pity your desperation.


In an offer to help I can enter IRC with the handle 'Randy17' and engage in conversation with you about my sexual desires and how you can fulfill them. This would, I...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Aug 2003, 15:55
Replies: 73
Views: 1,662
Posted By Matrim
If we had nuked you before you pressed the reply...

If we had nuked you before you pressed the reply button this thread wouldn't be here.

I wonder how many Hamas leaders there are.



Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 21 Aug 2003, 15:53
Replies: 43
Views: 1,056
Posted By Matrim
What are you talking about, women? There are no...

What are you talking about, women? There are no women in my life.

Also I'm no gourmet, Julian is.


This thread is over.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Aug 2003, 19:15
Replies: 2
Views: 387
Posted By Matrim
I really haven't heard much about them apart from...

I really haven't heard much about them apart from this last album wich has gotten quite good acclaim.

Save up your weekly allowance and by one of their other cd's...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Aug 2003, 19:06
Replies: 43
Views: 1,056
Posted By Matrim
My life is in ruin. All thanks to you, my so...

My life is in ruin. All thanks to you, my so called "'friends on the Internet who would always be there for me and always help me". I feel that I'm a piece of wood on the ocan in a huge storm and I...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Aug 2003, 18:16
Replies: 6
Views: 485
Posted By Matrim
Hehe. Poor Bush. He's got my support now....

Hehe. Poor Bush.


He's got my support now.



Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 19 Aug 2003, 22:33
Replies: 39
Views: 872
Posted By Matrim
Wonder if your averange Israeli is completely...

Wonder if your averange Israeli is completely terrified 24/7 or if they've somehow gotten used to the risk of being blown up.







Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 19 Aug 2003, 22:29
Replies: 36
Views: 1,144
Posted By Matrim
Guess Iraq just isn't getting any easier. ...

Guess Iraq just isn't getting any easier.






Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 19 Aug 2003, 22:25
Replies: 16
Views: 432
Posted By Matrim
Bet there's a lot more brazilians here than...

Bet there's a lot more brazilians here than muslim. Bet you a cake.




Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 19 Aug 2003, 22:23
Replies: 43
Views: 1,056
Posted By Matrim
IT HAS BEEN A TERRIBLE DAY!! Okay, before...

IT HAS BEEN A TERRIBLE DAY!!


Okay, before I continue, I need to get this out of the oven first: I did NOT tell him last night about my adventure with Luc... so there you have it.

You see,...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Aug 2003, 21:55
Replies: 43
Views: 1,056
Posted By Matrim
I love you, my fellow Internet users. In...

I love you, my fellow Internet users.


In here for a quick update; the situation is as follows:

My boyfriend has been suspecting that something is wrong all day. He always could sense it when...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Aug 2003, 19:57
Replies: 43
Views: 1,056
Posted By Matrim
Exclamation When I lost my virginity - and the following traumas

OR, "When I cheated on my boyfriend, a detailed story - and Should I tell him about it?"

OR, "Which hot blonde should I choose? - I'm dating three girls and can't choose which to sleep with first!...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Aug 2003, 17:19
Replies: 12
Views: 598
Posted By Matrim
Sounds awfully depressive. Whatever...

Sounds awfully depressive.


Whatever happened to flower power? :/
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2003, 19:03
Replies: 19
Views: 719
Posted By Matrim
That was excellent. ****ing Internet.

That was excellent.


****ing Internet.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2003, 18:19
Replies: 13
Views: 1,046
Posted By Matrim
You have weird relations with other human beings....

You have weird relations with other human beings.






Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2003, 18:18
Replies: 4
Views: 381
Posted By Matrim
I'm so glad I don't know what you're talking...

I'm so glad I don't know what you're talking about.







Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 14 Aug 2003, 16:31
Replies: 22
Views: 556
Posted By Matrim
Nerds

Today I attened my first math lecture at my university. There I encountered a shocking sight.

Seven or so of the 50 large group fitted perfectly - and I say perfectly! - into the traditional...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Aug 2003, 22:44
Replies: 12
Views: 505
Posted By Matrim
I thought that you had participated in a contest...

I thought that you had participated in a contest that promised a game for everyone in your general discussion forum if you won, and then you won.

This is a disapointment.



Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 13 Aug 2003, 18:20
Replies: 3
Views: 413
Posted By Matrim
Do allied/occupant troops still die daily in Iraq?

Because if it happens it's apparently no longer 'news' as I haven't heard about any deaths in days.


Anybody who knows?





Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 13 Aug 2003, 18:07
Replies: 13
Views: 756
Posted By Matrim
Though we cannot be sure whether he likes saying...

Though we cannot be sure whether he likes saying m00 or not.



Just imagine.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Aug 2003, 18:05
Replies: 16
Views: 595
Posted By Matrim
Jesus ****. TV entertainment is one step closer...

Jesus ****. TV entertainment is one step closer to hell.







Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 13 Aug 2003, 14:48
Replies: 9
Views: 583
Posted By Matrim
It's weird with these people who REALLY REALLY...

It's weird with these people who REALLY REALLY want to drive very fast because they for somewhat reason feel that it's their god given right.



Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 13 Aug 2003, 14:47
Replies: 23
Views: 987
Posted By Matrim
My hair has got these, eh, eddies? I don't know -...

My hair has got these, eh, eddies? I don't know - well I got so many in my upper neck if I don't have some length to my hair my hairdresser says it'll look awful. I guess I have to trust her.



...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Aug 2003, 14:45
Replies: 176
Views: 3,222
Posted By Matrim
For some reason a bunch of my uncles did that....

For some reason a bunch of my uncles did that. Now they have to keep a gun and ammunition at their houses (which was cool when I was a kid), and also they must attend regular exercises, which...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Aug 2003, 22:09
Replies: 31
Views: 785
Posted By Matrim
The Internet joke. Matrim

The Internet joke.





Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 12 Aug 2003, 22:07
Replies: 49
Views: 1,130
Posted By Matrim
I guess I'll not be saying but more like thinking...

I guess I'll not be saying but more like thinking to myself:

Why didn't I study harder this past year?
Why didn't I spend less money?
Why didn't I work out more?
Why didn't I get rich fast?...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Aug 2003, 21:57
Replies: 176
Views: 3,222
Posted By Matrim
Actually we fight a little known war against...

Actually we fight a little known war against gigant squid in the depths of the ocean. Glory to us. Not that I want any part of it.





Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 12 Aug 2003, 21:53
Replies: 176
Views: 3,222
Posted By Matrim
Re: Re: The Norwegian army will not be taking me away

So I take it you did your duty for king and country.


Though I must admit that if you'd said that you went to prison for 3 months in stead I would not have been surprised.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Aug 2003, 15:51
Replies: 176
Views: 3,222
Posted By Matrim
The Norwegian army will not be taking me away

I will not spend a year being disciplined by nationalistic drop outs two years older than me. I will not suffer the the sadistic whims of a bitter troop leader who has been arguing with his wife all...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Aug 2003, 23:05
Replies: 22
Views: 2,824
Posted By Matrim
The best part was that I got to press Q and...

The best part was that I got to press Q and return to dos.







Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 11 Aug 2003, 23:00
Replies: 5
Views: 882
Posted By Matrim
Fiona, I'd like to play you; Like the piano...

Fiona,
I'd like to play you;
Like the piano player
Plays a guitar the first time.

He tries,
As best he can-
At first-
To be gentle.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Aug 2003, 22:56
Replies: 29
Views: 957
Posted By Matrim
I thought he'd already done his duty to the army...

I thought he'd already done his duty to the army a year ago.


Please god don't say he went for officer's training.





Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 11 Aug 2003, 22:49
Replies: 18
Views: 645
Posted By Matrim
It's true :( Matrim

It's true :(



Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 8 Aug 2003, 14:25
Replies: 47
Views: 766
Posted By Matrim
How many CD's you got?

I just counted mine to a good one hundred and fifty eight.


Music cd's of course. Bought honourably with real cash.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Aug 2003, 14:21
Replies: 17
Views: 560
Posted By Matrim
Men vs Females

I read in an article that something in men's chromosomes deteriorate as time flows by so that we become more and more like females.

So that 200000 years a go, we men were a whole lot more 'male'....
Forum: General Discussions 8 Aug 2003, 14:15
Replies: 31
Views: 969
Posted By Matrim
What kind of place will you DJ at? That...

What kind of place will you DJ at?


That is what matters.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Aug 2003, 21:13
Replies: 11
Views: 841
Posted By Matrim
Actually I imagined that. Don't worry...! ...

Actually I imagined that. Don't worry...!


It's so sad when the masses smell what they mistake for a lynch and go they go berzerk. Oh the brutality of man's nature!

Where one man sees a...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Aug 2003, 13:00
Replies: 27
Views: 2,424
Posted By Matrim
I'd say this thread is *******. ...

I'd say this thread is *******.





Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 5 Aug 2003, 09:44
Replies: 11
Views: 841
Posted By Matrim
Hey guys, stop this harassment. Matrim ...

Hey guys, stop this harassment.


Matrim


I cry your pardon for my unacceptable behaviour, and I have therefore attempted a new twist to my clearly flawed behaviour.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Aug 2003, 20:18
Replies: 12
Views: 626
Posted By Matrim
I got about 600 £ this summer. 300£ were given to...

I got about 600 £ this summer. 300£ were given to me by the state cause I had participated in a saving programme specifically aimed at paying for my future house or appartment.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Aug 2003, 20:05
Replies: 6
Views: 437
Posted By Matrim
I suspect hentai sneakiness! Control your urges. ...

I suspect hentai sneakiness! Control your urges.





Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 4 Aug 2003, 19:38
Replies: 34
Views: 1,367
Posted By Matrim
Couldn't have been many of those. ...

Couldn't have been many of those.





Jesus ****ing Christ.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Aug 2003, 19:18
Replies: 11
Views: 841
Posted By Matrim
Yeah I did that some times to try to seem cool....

Yeah I did that some times to try to seem cool. Didn't work though. I think more is needed.






Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 4 Aug 2003, 19:17
Replies: 20
Views: 602
Posted By Matrim
Thanks. Matrim

Thanks.






Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 4 Aug 2003, 18:49
Replies: 4
Views: 369
Posted By Matrim
I think you get up too late. Oh and you probably...

I think you get up too late. Oh and you probably ate fish in your sleep, nothing to worry about.





Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 4 Aug 2003, 18:47
Replies: 11
Views: 416
Posted By Matrim
Tell him I enjoy his cryptic messages. I always...

Tell him I enjoy his cryptic messages. I always thought I was the only one who understood this language.





Zv7568q35vh, o brother of the hobbierouge!
Forum: General Discussions 4 Aug 2003, 18:45
Replies: 48
Views: 1,854
Posted By Matrim
Somehow I feel that if I list up five people I...

Somehow I feel that if I list up five people I will myself become very lacking in warmth. See, even the word itself I avoid.


Personally I feel that behind this competition there lies an evil...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Aug 2003, 18:39
Replies: 20
Views: 602
Posted By Matrim
Re: Re: Re: hrm

Heh, I'm still worried about putting one of them on top of my head come to think of it.





Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 4 Aug 2003, 18:38
Replies: 21
Views: 621
Posted By Matrim
I think most of my mates are on a constant quest...

I think most of my mates are on a constant quest to get laid. Yet somehow I believe they have a better chance than your friend. The whole 'has no friends' part sort of signals that he's going to have...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Aug 2003, 18:32
Replies: 20
Views: 602
Posted By Matrim
Very very nice. Perhaps someone should...

Very very nice.



Perhaps someone should organize a national movement against fear.

I think this is a serious problem actually. Fear isn't all that far away from angst, and every other day...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Aug 2003, 10:04
Replies: 20
Views: 602
Posted By Matrim
Are you afraid?

This is perhaps a tad late, but ever since I saw Bowling for Columbine, a long time ago actually, I've been thinking more and more about fear.

Fear or concern makes us cautious, but caution can...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Aug 2003, 09:34
Replies: 31
Views: 761
Posted By Matrim
Changing pubs wouldn't be a bad idea. ...

Changing pubs wouldn't be a bad idea.


Seems like you live in a very close environment since you keep crashing into your ex all the time.


Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 3 Aug 2003, 20:43
Replies: 34
Views: 1,188
Posted By Matrim
Re: How Long Can You Take Advantage of an Office Full of Stupid People

Pardon me for asking, but is 'getting paid' for sending your texts such a victory?


Anyway, I suggest that you confess what you've been doing to your department manager and start behaving...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Aug 2003, 09:56
Replies: 13
Views: 522
Posted By Matrim
Robbie is addicted to drugs; hence he will only...

Robbie is addicted to drugs; hence he will only do sexing with drug addicted groupies, and hence he doesn't care about the fans that don't inhale cocain.

Now we just need to explain that to the...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Aug 2003, 20:05
Replies: 11
Old
Views: 471
Posted By Matrim
Old

I would be very pleased if the word 'old' could from now on only be seen as '***'.


The word is practically a curse around here.




This is what gd has come to of late:
Forum: General Discussions 2 Aug 2003, 13:13
Replies: 29
Views: 1,241
Posted By Matrim
Since we all know that it's not about winning,...

Since we all know that it's not about winning, but about participating and the joy of playing, I say slow down and let the women have fun. That way they might like you better (unless they're looking...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Aug 2003, 13:08
Replies: 33
Views: 860
Posted By Matrim
Jewlery, it never fails, unless you've already...

Jewlery, it never fails, unless you've already done it.

Though I guess it depends on where your relationship is.


Also look for weird interests. Ehm, for example if she worsihps... Bill...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Aug 2003, 15:41
Replies: 35
Views: 860
Posted By Matrim
This calls for a gimmick. "Right Wing...

This calls for a gimmick.


"Right Wing Dragon"




He claims that women who take abortion should be labeled terrorists and be sent to Guantanamo Bay along with their closest family and...
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jul 2003, 13:51
Replies: 4
Wee
Views: 423
Posted By Matrim
Ha det. Matrim

Ha det.







Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jul 2003, 00:43
Replies: 19
Views: 574
Posted By Matrim
Not just at you, you were just the last example I...

Not just at you, you were just the last example I saw, don't feel flattered. Glad to have you confess though.


Oh, and can someone send in the police who beats with sticks and then it really...
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jul 2003, 00:36
Replies: 19
Views: 574
Posted By Matrim
To be honest I feel that what we all bore witness...

To be honest I feel that what we all bore witness to was more like art that humour. But it doest hurt to laugh in pure joy though.





Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jul 2003, 00:32
Replies: 19
Views: 574
Posted By Matrim
I haven't laughed out loud here for a while

So when I see people exclaiming that they're laughing out loudly at these kind of sentences "gays are mothers and they are mods!" I don't really know if they're being serious or not. I mean, sure,...
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jul 2003, 00:27
Replies: 11
Views: 465
Posted By Matrim
Nostalgia

Have you already started talking with the friends you had when you were a kid about how much better everything was back then and how much fun you had?

I've been doing that for a few years now....
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jul 2003, 00:19
Replies: 8
Views: 353
Posted By Matrim
Take a picture, please!!! Matrim

Take a picture, please!!!





Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jul 2003, 00:18
Replies: 8
Views: 353
Posted By Matrim
Someone, take a picture of this. It's so...

Someone, take a picture of this.


It's so 'right now in GD'.





Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jul 2003, 00:16
Replies: 26
Views: 1,087
Posted By Matrim
Impenetrable, I might add. ...

Impenetrable, I might add.








Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jul 2003, 23:23
Replies: 13
Views: 406
Posted By Matrim
You need to ease out of it. Slowly. Now I...

You need to ease out of it. Slowly.

Now I spend 15 minutes a day on GD, that's all my communication with other Internet people.

No irc, no MSN no ICQ no WTF no nothing.

And then you think...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jul 2003, 23:14
Replies: 2
Views: 283
Posted By Matrim
And the winner of the gigantic signature contest is...

I doubt that anyone remembers, but I had a huge contest (http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?threadid=167682) here last night that attracted people from different cultures and countries,...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jul 2003, 00:30
Replies: 34
Views: 963
Posted By Matrim
If you could view your first ten posts here

A small amount of shame is good every now and then.


It would be like reading your 6th grade poetry.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jul 2003, 00:22
Replies: 23
Views: 752
Posted By Matrim
Remember back in the days. Lot's of tiny wee 12...

Remember back in the days. Lot's of tiny wee 12 year olds running around here being all newbeish and needed protection from words such as **** and ****, and caused a lot of banns and aggression.

...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jul 2003, 23:44
Replies: 39
Views: 648
Posted By Matrim
In confidence I tell you that I have never used...

In confidence I tell you that I have never used an escort girl.


The world where people go places with escort girls is alien to me. I live a humble life and have a garden.




Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jul 2003, 23:40
Replies: 12
Views: 380
Posted By Matrim
You have me at a loss with your cryptic messages...

You have me at a loss with your cryptic messages and labyrinthine phrasing, I must say!

Though in an effort to answer your question, I admit to have certain visions of how things are done in a...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jul 2003, 23:31
Replies: 20
Views: 498
Posted By Matrim
Only a special few get Private Messages. ...

Only a special few get Private Messages.

Perhaps it's one of the criteria for modship.



Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jul 2003, 23:30
Replies: 12
Views: 380
Posted By Matrim
In the words of Spieprzaj, the Devil in God's...

In the words of Spieprzaj, the Devil in God's country; "what?"


Anyway, continue to bring on the good applies! What we've got so far is very good, but perhaps YOU can do better!


Also the...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jul 2003, 23:23
Replies: 20
Views: 498
Posted By Matrim
Three days, eh? Your woman is a blessing. ...

Three days, eh? Your woman is a blessing.




Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jul 2003, 23:20
Replies: 12
Views: 380
Posted By Matrim
Applies for the gigantic signature contest to be filed here

As every evil corporate syndicate from hell knows, creating a contest is the best way to stirr up the masses and make them believe they're being smart while in fact they're just getting more and more...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jul 2003, 23:13
Replies: 225
Views: 4,281
Posted By Matrim
Changes his personality all the time. ...

Changes his personality all the time.





Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jul 2003, 23:12
Replies: 11
Views: 526
Posted By Matrim
Takes all kinds to make a world. ...

Takes all kinds to make a world.







Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jul 2003, 10:05
Replies: 31
Views: 1,639
Posted By Matrim
Your debate is kind of interesting, considering...

Your debate is kind of interesting, considering that as I wrote the topic, I contemplated on whether to use the English-English or American-English way of writing the word.

It's always bothered...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jul 2003, 00:48
Replies: 31
Views: 1,639
Posted By Matrim
What color is the Internet?

This is another one of those moronic question that one encounters from time to time.






Still I'd say it has a shade of grayness to it.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jul 2003, 00:33
Replies: 10
Views: 458
Posted By Matrim
Don't say that. Please share your wisdom...

Don't say that.


Please share your wisdom so that we might learn from it and grow as human beings.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jul 2003, 00:25
Replies: 10
Views: 458
Posted By Matrim
Desire

Think about sexual desire and realize how primitive it is.

One moment, rational human being, next moment hormone pumped maniac.


Still, we appreciate it. (Well, most of us).

No matter how...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jul 2003, 00:13
Replies: 54
Views: 1,356
Posted By Matrim
Put your lottery money in the bank and stop...

Put your lottery money in the bank and stop drinking.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jul 2003, 23:59
Replies: 9
Views: 398
Posted By Matrim
The two sexes

They are very different.

I guess that's good.



What are your thoughts on the two sexes?
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jul 2003, 23:55
Replies: 6
Views: 732
Posted By Matrim
I remember them from back in the days. This...

I remember them from back in the days.

This is just a punk rock song, you know.

Didn't know they were still up and running.



Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jul 2003, 23:51
Replies: 5
Views: 541
Posted By Matrim
I have never recieved mail from Nigerian people. ...

I have never recieved mail from Nigerian people.


Especially not from Nigerian people who want my money.


I think that's good.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jul 2003, 14:52
Replies: 26
Views: 870
Posted By Matrim
Dace is a cornerstone of GD, he does not want to...

Dace is a cornerstone of GD, he does not want to be mocked.






Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jul 2003, 14:50
Replies: 7
Views: 497
Posted By Matrim
I remember reading some of those magazines as a...

I remember reading some of those magazines as a kid. I remember them as much more entertaining than the film.

The movie was no good.




Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jul 2003, 12:21
Replies: 1
Views: 314
Posted By Matrim
IDI beware

What if all the GD mods are DEAD, suffocated in their sleep by Shaigar or something.


Bet you'll feel sorry then.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jul 2003, 22:40
Replies: 5
Views: 405
Posted By Matrim
Hey I'm pretty satisfied with GD

If this were back in the days it would have been like a jolly tavern filled with all kinds of people who would sometimes drink ale or fight or complain over the king's new tax, or curse the, uh,...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jul 2003, 22:34
Replies: 4
Views: 359
Posted By Matrim
God ****, that just happened to me last night. ...

God ****, that just happened to me last night.


Awsome girl I haven't spoken with in years but knew pretty well just popped right in there in this weird context.


Our dreams are somehow...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jul 2003, 22:33
Replies: 15
Views: 600
Posted By Matrim
Me having to fire 60 year old women who will...

Me having to fire 60 year old women who will never again get a job and die from starvation, because the evil corporation wants to make more even money and then possibly take over the world.

You...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jul 2003, 22:29
Replies: 28
Views: 749
Posted By Matrim
If Oingy Boingy were a person he would be short,...

If Oingy Boingy were a person he would be short, fat and an ugly female.


Which might or might not mean anything at all.





Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jul 2003, 22:25
Replies: 49
Views: 1,397
Posted By Matrim
True Norwegian of age 19 By the way, if...

True Norwegian of age 19


By the way, if you want to write a paper on the proud Norwegian people I can give you a hand for a brief moment of pleasure.




Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jul 2003, 22:22
Replies: 81
Views: 1,525
Posted By Matrim
Dear Vaio Sorry to hear about your...

Dear Vaio



Sorry to hear about your unfortunate episode with the some of the gays - this was of course an incident that did not follow along the lines of company procedure, and I do hope you...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jul 2003, 15:21
Replies: 12
Views: 481
Posted By Matrim
Talk about persistance. Matrim

Talk about persistance.






Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jul 2003, 00:22
Replies: 10
Views: 570
Posted By Matrim
Jokes are no good

And by jokes I mean the standard: "A man and a woman were standing together, his name was Adam and her name was Irene, and then the man said 'I want to screw Irene, man!' and then he realized that he...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jul 2003, 00:16
Replies: 19
Views: 802
Posted By Matrim
It's the best there is. Matrim

It's the best there is.




Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jul 2003, 00:15
Replies: 4
Views: 923
Posted By Matrim
No. I mean, what's up with her nose? It's...

No.


I mean, what's up with her nose? It's all... wooshi.




Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jul 2003, 23:02
Replies: 13
Views: 927
Posted By Matrim
I remember the great 'Deffeh wants a job'...

I remember the great 'Deffeh wants a job' hysteria.

Now you must announce where you whore yourself out for your monthly wage.






Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jul 2003, 22:58
Replies: 18
Views: 1,253
Posted By Matrim
Come on, this is not a decent revival of the...

Come on, this is not a decent revival of the funny.


Let it rest some more. It just needs some more time.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jul 2003, 22:53
Replies: 29
Views: 792
Posted By Matrim
You don't understand brilliant strategy, do you? ...

You don't understand brilliant strategy, do you?


Let's look into the minds of the US "Seekers of Sons of Saddam" team.

They would think: "To be sure, the Saddam Sons are surely hiding well...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jul 2003, 22:46
Replies: 20
Views: 549
Posted By Matrim
"Gays are gay" "Respect the gay" ...

"Gays are gay"

"Respect the gay"

"There's nothing wrong with homosexuality, we're sure"

"Gays are us"
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jul 2003, 00:44
Replies: 22
Views: 597
Posted By Matrim
:/ Matrim

:/




Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jul 2003, 00:32
Replies: 11
Views: 345
Posted By Matrim
Say hi to the French. Please tell them about your...

Say hi to the French. Please tell them about your friends on the Internet!




Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jul 2003, 00:22
Replies: 12
Views: 627
Posted By Matrim
Yes, it was the 'us not alive anymore' part I...

Yes, it was the 'us not alive anymore' part I meant didn't happen often.


However please add something else.





Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jul 2003, 00:17
Replies: 23
Views: 769
Posted By Matrim
Yeah well. Made me think of Buffy. ...

Yeah well.

Made me think of Buffy.




Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jul 2003, 00:09
Replies: 12
Views: 627
Posted By Matrim
When we all die because of gamma radiation

Okay, that was the shocking headliner, now I'll continue with the opening sentence, and now that's done with.


So lately I've read an article series discussing the various ways our precious earth...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jul 2003, 23:58
Replies: 16
Views: 406
Posted By Matrim
Haha, yes and I like them all. ...

Haha, yes and I like them all.





Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jul 2003, 23:54
Replies: 52
Views: 1,390
Posted By Matrim
I read Nordlys. Though it's only got tree or so...

I read Nordlys. Though it's only got tree or so pages with real articles, the rest is uninteresting.



Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jul 2003, 23:53
Replies: 18
Views: 584
Posted By Matrim
The funny lies in the eye of the beholder. Just...

The funny lies in the eye of the beholder. Just like the game.




Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jul 2003, 23:51
Replies: 22
Views: 597
Posted By Matrim
The article is hardly worth the few bytes of...

The article is hardly worth the few bytes of space it's taking up on the paper's server.

Didn't make me laugh or cry or even read it through.


It's horrible though.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jul 2003, 23:45
Replies: 25
Views: 638
Posted By Matrim
We got some really classic erotic Norwegian...

We got some really classic erotic Norwegian litterature over here. I doubt the books are translated to English though.


These are truly classics. The kind of books that the filthy and autocratic...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jul 2003, 16:28
Replies: 7
Views: 340
Posted By Matrim
Actually dragon me is feeling ill since I shot...

Actually dragon me is feeling ill since I shot him with a poison dart for fun :/


It rains here, but not as much now as it did earlier.




Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jul 2003, 15:25
Replies: 7
Views: 340
Posted By Matrim
The Penultima series.

Does anybody know what I'm talking about?


If anybody does, please tell me how you also think that this is an amazingly well put together module series whose author should replace bioware's own...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jul 2003, 15:21
Replies: 7
Views: 515
Posted By Matrim
An American spermfirm I've read about pays...

An American spermfirm I've read about pays handsomly for sperm from tall and blond Scandinavians with good education.


Too bad you British lot aren't aryan enough, hah.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jul 2003, 15:15
Replies: 11
Views: 435
Posted By Matrim
That's creepy. Just like pale children with no...

That's creepy. Just like pale children with no eyes.




Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jul 2003, 22:44
Replies: 21
Views: 747
Posted By Matrim
Okay. I gather it's an insect. Thanks for...

Okay. I gather it's an insect. Thanks for enlightening me kind englishpeople.




Matrkm
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jul 2003, 21:58
Replies: 3
Views: 359
Posted By Matrim
That's right. So just 'Jazz' off. ...

That's right.


So just 'Jazz' off.




No really, in Norway we have a band called 'Jaga Jazzist' wich would mean 'Hunted Jazzist' in English.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jul 2003, 21:55
Replies: 21
Views: 747
Posted By Matrim
Mh. What's that? Is it a wig for the...

Mh.

What's that?


Is it a wig for the ears - which would be artificial ears for people who have had their ears cut of or otherwise mutilated?



Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 18:25
Replies: 73
Views: 2,146
Posted By Matrim
Heroes of Might and Magic 2 multiplayer with a...

Heroes of Might and Magic 2 multiplayer with a friend of mine in his room many, many years ago.

Our plan was to kill the computer on this huge map as allies. Though after a while, when he felt...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 18:09
Replies: 25
Views: 675
Posted By Matrim
It's rather ace. Matrim

It's rather ace.






Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 18:07
Replies: 16
Views: 1,013
Posted By Matrim
I think yours faithfully is crap. It sounds like...

I think yours faithfully is crap. It sounds like a wedding promise or something.




Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 18:06
Replies: 7
Views: 783
Posted By Matrim
Oreo. That's a long time ago. ...

Oreo. That's a long time ago.








Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2003, 15:45
Replies: 50
Views: 1,279
Posted By Matrim
Nothing out of the ordinary. Looks like an imp. ...

Nothing out of the ordinary. Looks like an imp.


I'll give her 4.


Stop this nonsense about women already.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2003, 15:43
Replies: 8
Views: 697
Posted By Matrim
Ah. My friend is like that. Spends all his money...

Ah. My friend is like that. Spends all his money on his car.


Well. It takes all kinds.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2003, 15:38
Replies: 18
Views: 635
Posted By Matrim
I think it's not until he realizes that women...

I think it's not until he realizes that women don't care about him at all, all they want is his sperm :/






Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2003, 19:07
Replies: 7
Views: 397
Posted By Matrim
If you don't like the music industry you should...

If you don't like the music industry you should probably check out 'kill your mother and rape your dog'.


Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2003, 19:04
Replies: 9
Views: 465
Posted By Matrim
For god's sake they're only 13. ...

For god's sake they're only 13.




Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2003, 19:03
Replies: 17
Views: 426
Posted By Matrim
Imagine that I'm part of the 'Save all animals...

Imagine that I'm part of the 'Save all animals from the claws of mankind' foundation, and imagine that I say something like:"Would you like it if some cats kept you captive and cut off YOUR balls???"...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2003, 18:59
Replies: 25
Views: 693
Posted By Matrim
I guess nowadays in the game workshops they spend...

I guess nowadays in the game workshops they spend too much time thinking about graphics and making the games look smashing.

With 95% resources devoted to graphics and 5% resources put on story and...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2003, 18:55
Replies: 20
Views: 935
Posted By Matrim
Re: Deffeh's Open mind/Guinea Pig week. Take part!

Music

Ramones - Sedated something

Drink

Orange juice. It's cool to be sober, just tell your friends, they'll understand.

Movies
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2003, 18:34
Replies: 11
Views: 450
Posted By Matrim
Nobody can see my avatar. But in the end...

Nobody can see my avatar.

But in the end it's all for the best.



Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2003, 15:02
Replies: 4
Views: 422
Posted By Matrim
Hah. Those boys. Matrim

Hah.

Those boys.






Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jul 2003, 14:11
Replies: 4
Views: 375
Posted By Matrim
Kick the ball! They said. And so I kicked...

Kick the ball! They said.


And so I kicked it. Kicked it in all the ways I could.


Never got me anywhere of course.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jul 2003, 10:56
Replies: 67
Views: 1,660
Posted By Matrim
Just looking to see if others also felt...

Just looking to see if others also felt unsatisfied with their names.

It's sort of like group therapy, you see.




Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jul 2003, 10:51
Replies: 67
Views: 1,660
Posted By Matrim
Dear gods! But do you mean that I am: a) a foot...

Dear gods! But do you mean that I am: a) a foot traveler; or b) a begging or thieving vagrant; or even c) a woman of loose morals? (i.e a prostitute)

Seriously though changing nicks isn't good...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jul 2003, 10:41
Replies: 67
Views: 1,660
Posted By Matrim
Another reason why I feel I can't change it. I'm...

Another reason why I feel I can't change it. I'm trapped by the Internet.



Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jul 2003, 10:35
Replies: 6
Views: 348
Posted By Matrim
Flies. Out of the penis. Can't stop it. ...

Flies. Out of the penis. Can't stop it.


:/



Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jul 2003, 10:32
Replies: 15
Views: 519
Posted By Matrim
I've never played that. It's more a girls...

I've never played that.


It's more a girls thing. I hope. Don't want to feel left out, you see.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jul 2003, 10:30
Replies: 67
Views: 1,660
Posted By Matrim
Lightbulb Your Internet nickname

You have one. Of course you do.

Well, I don't like mine, and that's Shiva's honest truth. I don't like it because I nicked it from some character I read in a book when I was 14, and that isn't...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jul 2003, 10:22
Replies: 20
Views: 514
Posted By Matrim
I remember the best thing about lego was building...

I remember the best thing about lego was building weapons which fired the blue laser.

Ah. It was the best of all the lasers. Beat the crap out of red and green and especially the puny white.

Of...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jul 2003, 09:56
Replies: 23
Views: 607
Posted By Matrim
Aye. The cannabis was best though. ...

Aye. The cannabis was best though.




Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jul 2003, 09:52
Replies: 4
Views: 413
Posted By Matrim
Jane Eyre. Probably. Matrim

Jane Eyre. Probably.






Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 12:17
Replies: 12
Views: 459
Posted By Matrim
Eh. You could tell them to stop being sexually...

Eh. You could tell them to stop being sexually interested in ten year old cartoon figurines.






Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 12:15
Replies: 23
Views: 670
Posted By Matrim
Also don't forget to mention that you are a...

Also don't forget to mention that you are a bohemian communist hobo. And then interrupt your interviewer all the time to talk about the wonderful Planetarion General Discussion Forum and how you -...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jul 2003, 01:58
Replies: 6
Views: 344
Posted By Matrim
Communication containing sexual material. ...

Communication containing sexual material.


Would that be something like "Illegal for people to cybersex children on the Internet"?

I don't think it's illegal to do stuff like that.


Could...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jul 2003, 01:46
Replies: 43
Views: 1,124
Posted By Matrim
I wear a Bracelet of the Burning Legion (AC +3,...

I wear a Bracelet of the Burning Legion (AC +3, Fire Damage +3)





Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jul 2003, 01:44
Replies: 6
Views: 344
Posted By Matrim
What do you want to find? The Internet is...

What do you want to find?


The Internet is what it is. Not pretty.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2003, 23:29
Replies: 61
Views: 1,346
Posted By Matrim
No one can fully know how another person...

No one can fully know how another person percieves and experiences this world. Hence we cannot say things like 'suicide is always pathetic' etc, since we don't know what kind of emotions they felt...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2003, 22:02
Replies: 53
Views: 947
Posted By Matrim
Actually I went for something similar. It...

Actually I went for something similar.


It didn't get 'shackle', haha.

"You win"


Apparently 'shackle' isn't in his knowledge database. That's a poor excuse indeed.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2003, 21:49
Replies: 60
Views: 1,623
Posted By Matrim
This is for all you people out there who're bred...

This is for all you people out there who're bred to buy and not to think.

Okay that's enough of me sounding like an idiot, here's a quote that isn't my favourite but it's good enough.



"The...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2003, 13:22
Replies: 26
Views: 563
Posted By Matrim
If you could time-travel you could rule the 16th...

If you could time-travel you could rule the 16th century with a pocket calculator.






Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2003, 02:14
Replies: 8
Views: 541
Posted By Matrim
Everybody hates a cliché, and that's good really....

Everybody hates a cliché, and that's good really.

Though if you cry when reading my post it gets a lot better, at least that's what I did when I wrote it.




Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2003, 02:09
Replies: 12
Views: 473
Posted By Matrim
Start working out. Start feeling good about...

Start working out. Start feeling good about yourself.







Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2003, 02:07
Replies: 23
Views: 526
Posted By Matrim
A religious experience

I'm here to bring you a religious experience. It's not hard to follow along my step by step instructions, and you do not need any previous religious experiences to participate.


Step one: Think...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2003, 01:54
Replies: 8
Views: 541
Posted By Matrim
Life is short

Thinking like that gives lazyness and apathy a hard time I've learned.


Because life is short. Soon we'll be old and then we'll die.


Then again if you think like that you'll be sad and...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2003, 01:48
Replies: 21
Views: 464
Posted By Matrim
NASCAR is always taking a beating and I think...

NASCAR is always taking a beating and I think it's great.





Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2003, 01:40
Replies: 49
Views: 955
Posted By Matrim
The best books are those you write yourself. ...

The best books are those you write yourself.

It's the same as with cooking.


No that's not true.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2003, 01:31
Replies: 49
Views: 955
Posted By Matrim
Hello. I'm a bug. Now go away. ...

Hello. I'm a bug.

Now go away.



Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2003, 01:29
Replies: 8
Views: 497
Posted By Matrim
Grr. "One flew east, one few west, one...

Grr.


"One flew east, one few west, one flew over the cuckoo's nest"


And I'm not even Swedish.


Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2003, 01:24
Replies: 26
Views: 820
Posted By Matrim
That's, uhm, well, it's mobbing. In...

That's, uhm, well, it's mobbing.


In Norway we have a law against that.




Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2003, 01:21
Replies: 9
Views: 376
Posted By Matrim
That's what being a celebrity does to me. ...

That's what being a celebrity does to me.


Unfortunately, being a celebrity also makes me arrogant and less heedful of other people's feelings and totally unaware of how I hurt them on a daily...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2003, 01:16
Replies: 9
Views: 376
Posted By Matrim
Yes you can. On Ebay, for 5$. ...

Yes you can.





On Ebay, for 5$.


I love all my fans.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2003, 00:59
Replies: 9
Views: 376
Posted By Matrim
Yeah, you know, I'm pretty used to it now anyway,...

Yeah, you know, I'm pretty used to it now anyway, but thanks for asking.




Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2003, 00:57
Replies: 8
Views: 497
Posted By Matrim
"wonder if he can read this" Your Swedish...

"wonder if he can read this"


Your Swedish friends are a bad crowd, stay away from them.




Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2003, 00:56
Replies: 9
Views: 376
Posted By Matrim
My name and a famous movie

As you undoubtedly have noticed, my monicker 'Matrim' shows a striking resemblance to the word 'Matrix'. And 'The Matrix' is some film whatever.

So you wouldn't believe the amount of phones I get...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2003, 00:51
Replies: 14
Views: 487
Posted By Matrim
Your friend isn't real and neither are you, this...

Your friend isn't real and neither are you, this whole thread is an old program run loose in the Matrix, good night.






Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2003, 00:44
Replies: 7
Views: 616
Posted By Matrim
Guess what, I figured out what's wrong with everything

And I do believe that I'm not exaggerating when I say everything.


Ready?


The two elements of wrongness in the world are:


1) Giant corporations
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2003, 00:39
Replies: 17
Views: 840
Posted By Matrim
Funny thing, I actually read about that song in...

Funny thing, I actually read about that song in Time of all places. Apparently they didn't like it either.

Glad I have not heard it yet.




Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2003, 00:35
Replies: 22
Views: 566
Posted By Matrim
Bloomers lies when he's not smiling. ...

Bloomers lies when he's not smiling.


Anyway.


The obesity epedemic is spreading.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2003, 00:34
Replies: 42
Views: 789
Posted By Matrim
Place of birth. Matrim

Place of birth.







Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jul 2003, 22:04
Replies: 8
Views: 818
Posted By Matrim
The whole Berlusconi thing

Based on what I've heard of him being a corporate evil man and dominatrix of the media in Italy, I don't really think that he should be a prime minister anywhere.

And now we have that nazi thing...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jul 2003, 21:54
Replies: 15
Views: 626
Posted By Matrim
So that thing isn't over yet? I want...

So that thing isn't over yet?


I want something new.





Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2003, 23:18
Replies: 11
Views: 601
Posted By Matrim
The movie Memento

With all this movie talk I feel a preassure to let it be known that I also watch films from time to time.


So have you seen this hot piece of interesting picture?


I loved it. Though I think...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2003, 23:15
Replies: 29
Views: 691
Posted By Matrim
God, you bunch of hunks! All this male...

God, you bunch of hunks!

All this male muscle talk is getting me geared up.


Okay, I have a question: Why does it hurt a lot in my torso when I run?

Awaiting your answer.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2003, 23:12
Replies: 10
Views: 391
Posted By Matrim
Listen up, I don't like it when I have to explain...

Listen up, I don't like it when I have to explain myself, it makes me feel uneasy and unsure of what to say.

Let's just say that it's been a good night on GD and never talk about this again, ok?
...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2003, 23:10
Replies: 35
Views: 635
Posted By Matrim
Ehm, Biodome. Matrim

Ehm, Biodome.






Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2003, 23:07
Replies: 10
Views: 391
Posted By Matrim
GD is a battle. Matrim

GD is a battle.





Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2003, 23:06
Replies: 35
Views: 542
Posted By Matrim
Although my room is littered with animal...

Although my room is littered with animal droppings, has old bones in a corner and an abandoned campfire, I wouldn't call it a cave.

Yet still I haven't heard about this number before - 160 - in a...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2003, 20:10
Replies: 23
Views: 705
Posted By Matrim
Opening up on the General Discussion forum

Really talking about your problems.

Laying out all the cards.

Posing belly up.


I think "gee, what if somebody I know would read this?" The chance is similar to that of Sara Michelle...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2003, 20:01
Replies: 78
Views: 1,320
Posted By Matrim
Ah, women. They usually don't hand out...

Ah, women.

They usually don't hand out complements in such a degree as you have described here. So I'd guess she's pretty interested.


Bet you she's already wondering why it's taking you so...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2003, 19:51
Replies: 13
Views: 463
Posted By Matrim
Come on that's not good enough! We need something...

Come on that's not good enough! We need something more.

Oh why oh why do I not live in the age were genetic engeneering is common practice and a man can be build into an amfibious creature at a...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2003, 19:48
Replies: 39
Views: 1,367
Posted By Matrim
I'm sad because I'm... a liar! That's not good....

I'm sad because I'm... a liar! That's not good. What's my lie? :((




Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2003, 19:44
Replies: 24
Views: 837
Posted By Matrim
Free from... oppression? I feel free. I feel...

Free from... oppression?

I feel free. I feel that nothing holds me back, that the future is bright and, uh, the sun is shining?

Life is good this summer.




Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2003, 19:41
Replies: 13
Views: 463
Posted By Matrim
I wish we humans were more adapted to life at...

I wish we humans were more adapted to life at sea. Like, good underwater vision, ability to survive longer with less oxygen. Etc. Fins? :/




Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2003, 19:36
Replies: 24
Views: 837
Posted By Matrim
I'm free. Free! Matrim

I'm free. Free!







Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2003, 19:25
Replies: 16
Views: 372
Posted By Matrim
How do you go about giving presents to a country?...

How do you go about giving presents to a country?




Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2003, 19:22
Replies: 11
Views: 353
Posted By Matrim
My cat only loves me only when she's hungry or...

My cat only loves me only when she's hungry or wishes to be patted. She's ace though. Using me she is.





Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2003, 10:32
Replies: 10
Views: 404
Posted By Matrim
Great. More guns. If I'm stupid I'll think this...

Great. More guns. If I'm stupid I'll think this is great.





Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2003, 10:30
Replies: 25
Views: 727
Posted By Matrim
That sounds scary. Okay, the first thing...

That sounds scary.


Okay, the first thing you need to do is not to take any answers here seriously, and then perhaps contact some qualified medical personell, and that does not include the guy on...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2003, 10:26
Replies: 11
Views: 490
Posted By Matrim
If they had put a giant magnet at the entrance of...

If they had put a giant magnet at the entrance of the cemetary all guns would have be drawn to it and there wouldn't have been any gunfighting during the funeral.

This is just an example of bad...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2003, 00:59
Replies: 3
Views: 373
Posted By Matrim
What kind of person are you not?

I believe that by stating what kind of person you are not, it will be easier to understand what kind of person you are. Not that I want to understand what kind of persons you are, but what the hell....
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2003, 00:49
Replies: 172
Views: 2,936
Posted By Matrim
June 15th It rains. A lot. ...

June 15th


It rains. A lot.





Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jun 2003, 13:39
Replies: 172
Views: 2,936
Posted By Matrim
June 1st Johnny was wrong.

June 1st

Johnny was wrong.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jun 2003, 13:35
Replies: 38
Views: 1,011
Posted By Matrim
Say how much do you pay for your texts there over...

Say how much do you pay for your texts there over the bright blue sea?


My calculations, which might be wrong since I'm not very good with this currency thing, show that here in Norway I pay 5,75...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jun 2003, 10:22
Replies: 6
Views: 353
Posted By Matrim
I can only express my feelings thus:...

I can only express my feelings thus: >;((((((((((((((((((((((






Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jun 2003, 10:20
Replies: 6
Views: 343
Posted By Matrim
WHAT DONT YOU BELIEVE IN GOD AND HIS ABILITY TO...

WHAT DONT YOU BELIEVE IN GOD AND HIS ABILITY TO DIRECTLY COMMUNICATE WITH PRESIDENTS????????







Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jun 2003, 10:16
Replies: 5
Views: 447
Posted By Matrim
I'll ignore the parts about babies and reassure...

I'll ignore the parts about babies and reassure you all that I think it was a great movie.



Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jun 2003, 01:16
Replies: 172
Views: 2,936
Posted By Matrim
May 20th Time hath stopp'd. July 1st will...

May 20th

Time hath stopp'd. July 1st will never occur.




Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jun 2003, 01:13
Replies: 12
Views: 511
Posted By Matrim
It doesn't matter if we're doing things right or...

It doesn't matter if we're doing things right or doing things wrong. What's important is that we're doing things.


Hah, that is so flawed.





Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jun 2003, 01:11
Replies: 172
Views: 2,936
Posted By Matrim
May 19th The Internet breaks down. Hilarity...

May 19th

The Internet breaks down. Hilarity ensues.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jun 2003, 01:09
Replies: 45
Views: 804
Posted By Matrim
If you're for real you're not worth the attention...

If you're for real you're not worth the attention given to you.





Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jun 2003, 01:06
Replies: 5
Views: 447
Posted By Matrim
I just saw trainspotting

Now I know why you Scottish people are so strange.


And that's that.





Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jun 2003, 22:24
Replies: 37
Views: 1,347
Posted By Matrim
Okay. I'll take to download that sometime. ...

Okay. I'll take to download that sometime.

See you.



Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jun 2003, 22:23
Replies: 17
Views: 594
Posted By Matrim
They ask if you're a member now. ...

They ask if you're a member now.








Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jun 2003, 22:03
Replies: 37
Views: 1,347
Posted By Matrim
Still not gotten over Volcano eh? Well it seems...

Still not gotten over Volcano eh? Well it seems that somehow I've managed to lose the record. I just can't find it. Same with the new Immortal. I've just lost them. A damn pity it is, as I don't want...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jun 2003, 21:24
Replies: 37
Views: 1,347
Posted By Matrim
Let's see now. Yes, a Norwegian band called...

Let's see now. Yes, a Norwegian band called Windir. Really good. Immediately bought a second record after listening to their newest release. That's about it.

Other than that I liked the new...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jun 2003, 21:06
Replies: 37
Views: 1,347
Posted By Matrim
Nice. let me know if you ever publish something,...

Nice. let me know if you ever publish something, I'd be interested in reading it.

Civil cervantry? Is that what's given you as an alternative to serving a year in the army? Cause that's a fate...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jun 2003, 20:59
Replies: 12
Views: 511
Posted By Matrim
*sigh* [/Roleplay] No. Assuming that it...

*sigh* [/Roleplay]

No.

Assuming that it has happened to you, have I missed out on something?




Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jun 2003, 20:54
Replies: 19
Views: 564
Posted By Matrim
I bad at telling people exactly what I think...

I bad at telling people exactly what I think about them.



Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jun 2003, 20:50
Replies: 37
Views: 1,347
Posted By Matrim
Well. Let's see, I've been lying low lately. ...

Well. Let's see, I've been lying low lately.

Changed jobs. Thankfully.

Gotten involved with laber union work.

Been preparing for University.


How about you?
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jun 2003, 20:44
Replies: 37
Views: 1,347
Posted By Matrim
That is clever. Order one and you'll find...

That is clever.


Order one and you'll find out at least what colour I associate them with.


I'll give you a discount.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jun 2003, 20:42
Replies: 31
Views: 695
Posted By Matrim
Hah! Matrim

Hah!







Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jun 2003, 20:37
Replies: 3
Views: 441
Posted By Matrim
It's been 15 minutes and then some more minutes....

It's been 15 minutes and then some more minutes. What has happened?

So this will work no matter what caused the dysfunction?

Further I assume that this trick will work on any object no longer...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jun 2003, 20:32
Replies: 37
Views: 1,347
Posted By Matrim
Re: Re: The black homosexual communist jewish conspiracy

I get inspiration from retarded aspects of our western culture, for instance forced consumerism - shall we call it agressive marketing aimed at semi-sentient human beings?





Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jun 2003, 12:14
Replies: 37
Views: 1,347
Posted By Matrim
Trying to be smart, eh? Bet you're one of them!...

Trying to be smart, eh? Bet you're one of them! You'll never catch me!


... :/



Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jun 2003, 11:44
Replies: 37
Views: 1,347
Posted By Matrim
The black homosexual communist jewish conspiracy

It's a fact.


For fifty years now, ever since the last ice age ended and the black homosexual communist jews broke free from their ice-prison in which they had previously been put in the year...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jun 2003, 11:33
Replies: 45
Views: 804
Posted By Matrim
I've worn the same pair of shoes for two years...

I've worn the same pair of shoes for two years straight now.

I don't see why I should change before they fall apart.






Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jun 2003, 01:08
Replies: 32
Views: 825
Posted By Matrim
Never ever ever. Ever. Matrim

Never ever ever. Ever.




Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jun 2003, 01:03
Replies: 9
Views: 583
Posted By Matrim
Unfortunately we don't. All we have are... other...

Unfortunately we don't. All we have are... other cats. And since we have yet to find a reason to rename her to Cattibal, spiders and flies are the best she'll ever get.




Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jun 2003, 00:55
Replies: 9
Views: 583
Posted By Matrim
My cat's lack of interest in insects trapped behind our window

When she was younger she used to chase and try to catch the flies buzzing about on the inside of our windows. Often she would smite them with her mighty palm and eat them whole. She also used to eat...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jun 2003, 00:49
Replies: 23
Views: 848
Posted By Matrim
Perhaps two or three seconds every other day. I...

Perhaps two or three seconds every other day. I get these sudden pangs of philosophical consentrated toughts that make my world come to a halt and make me understand the greatness of the whole, but...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jun 2003, 00:36
Replies: 4
Views: 464
Posted By Matrim
That's because they always edit me out of these...

That's because they always edit me out of these (http://www.kongehuset.no/gfx/n_forsidebilde.jpg) kinds of pictures :/ Explains your shock and denial.


I don't fit the 'royal image' they say....
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jun 2003, 00:29
Replies: 20
Views: 627
Posted By Matrim
It's acne. You DONT WASH. ...

It's acne. You DONT WASH.






Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jun 2003, 00:24
Replies: 9
Views: 510
Posted By Matrim
After laughing myself through this thread I'm...

After laughing myself through this thread I'm exhausted.


Oh, I don't have to read aloud? Oh. Oh.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jun 2003, 00:22
Replies: 30
Views: 1,053
Posted By Matrim
You know what? Water is the key to all life here...

You know what? Water is the key to all life here on earth!


Or perhaps you already knew that. Oh well, I'll move on then.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jun 2003, 00:19
Replies: 4
Views: 464
Posted By Matrim
That second picture I've got in my signature

The 'globular' me, you know.

I was wondering... could there be anyone out there that actually believed that it is in fact me in that picture?

That would shake me up pretty badly.


So... is...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jun 2003, 00:15
Replies: 28
Views: 1,020
Posted By Matrim
Why, THIS week I've been listening not only...

Why, THIS week I've been listening not only mostly but actually only, to Enslaved's new record - Below the Lights.


It's kind of strange, but I like it that way.




Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jun 2003, 23:59
Replies: 5
Views: 323
Posted By Matrim
This sounds like it's something for the...

This sounds like it's something for the proletarians. I'd better leave!






Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jun 2003, 23:57
Replies: 3
Views: 341
Posted By Matrim
Oh... well. :/ AND WHO ARE YOU TO...

Oh... well.

:/



AND WHO ARE YOU TO CRUSH MY HOPES AND DREAMS???? :(((
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jun 2003, 23:38
Replies: 43
Views: 725
Posted By Matrim
I'm obsessed with busses and busdrivers and time...

I'm obsessed with busses and busdrivers and time schedules and all that. It's because I've taked the bus every day for a million years soon and I can't stop it.

I count minutes and it's driving me...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jun 2003, 23:33
Replies: 3
Views: 341
Posted By Matrim
Even though you are a boy...

...it's still tempting to go out on a date with me!

Is it not?
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jun 2003, 23:25
Replies: 9
Views: 484
Posted By Matrim
After his struggle here Guidance became a muslim...

After his struggle here Guidance became a muslim saint. If that is possible. So now people pilgrimage to his house to read his old thread from GD which he has printed out and used to repaper his...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jun 2003, 23:19
Replies: 11
Views: 476
Posted By Matrim
I liked that bit about you and the girls on...

I liked that bit about you and the girls on halloween best.

That was my favourite part in your post.

If your next post is a bit more like that, and a bit less like that "They say it's because...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jun 2003, 23:13
Replies: 19
Views: 516
Posted By Matrim
Guess it also depends pretty much on how tall the...

Guess it also depends pretty much on how tall the bridge is. Where I live we have some pretty tall bridges. Guess the impact of the fall to the water there would knock most people unconscious. God...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jun 2003, 23:10
Replies: 26
Views: 445
Posted By Matrim
MC Hammer (Sheep following the herd are what...

MC Hammer

(Sheep following the herd are what we are)





Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jun 2003, 23:07
Replies: 73
Views: 1,975
Posted By Matrim
This is easy, I have this dream every night. ...

This is easy, I have this dream every night.

To think that I have to witness this scene over and over again every sleeping hour. Pity me.

The driver: Spinner (out of controll, never took a...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2003, 09:58
Replies: 13
Views: 665
Posted By Matrim
Ueh. Apple? Banana? That's all the fruit I eat. ...

Ueh. Apple? Banana? That's all the fruit I eat.








Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2003, 09:52
Replies: 16
Views: 492
Posted By Matrim
It probably needs many of the laws it already...

It probably needs many of the laws it already has. I don't really know much about laws.






Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2003, 09:49
Replies: 28
Views: 615
Posted By Matrim
That's one hell of a cloak to impress the ladies...

That's one hell of a cloak to impress the ladies with.







Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2003, 09:49
Replies: 45
Views: 1,044
Posted By Matrim
UiTø.

UiTø.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2003, 09:47
Replies: 28
Views: 615
Posted By Matrim
Your charisma

I'm under the impression (from playing roleplaying games) that we all have a charisma score. It can vary from 1 to 20.


What's yours?


Mine's 9. It's true.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2003, 09:42
Replies: 11
Views: 566
Posted By Matrim
Personally I don't like it when I got the flu. I...

Personally I don't like it when I got the flu. I think that's a lot worse that all the things you came up with.






Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2003, 09:38
Replies: 15
Views: 1,044
Posted By Matrim
If I said that my mother tossed me out of the...

If I said that my mother tossed me out of the house and that I've been wandering the streets the past months, that would be to exaggerate a bit, and actually not true at all.

It has just been...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jun 2003, 14:43
Replies: 15
Views: 1,044
Posted By Matrim
Things you may wish to consider before going to sleep tonight

Hello friends. I have something important to tell you, and this is something I didn't come up with just now.


"Consider the person you would like to call your best friend. If this person is a...
Forum: General Discussions 8 May 2003, 22:00
Replies: 52
Views: 1,728
Posted By Matrim
That's awful :( Must be hard on your...

That's awful :(

Must be hard on your familiy, I hope you get through it.





Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 3 May 2003, 18:55
Replies: 7
Views: 415
Posted By Matrim
They're my friends anyway. I also think...

They're my friends anyway.


I also think that the Internet is my friend, but that's just because I'm being naive.
Forum: General Discussions 3 May 2003, 18:50
Replies: 11
Views: 583
Posted By Matrim
Why, yes. Sometimes they fit you know. ...

Why, yes.


Sometimes they fit you know.




Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 3 May 2003, 18:48
Replies: 30
Views: 808
Posted By Matrim
I'm not that person who hit on you because I...

I'm not that person who hit on you because I think that your hair is better when you wear is down.


But you know it depends.
Forum: General Discussions 3 May 2003, 18:42
Replies: 10
Views: 527
Posted By Matrim
You shouldn't make fun of others! ;/ ...

You shouldn't make fun of others! ;/








Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 3 May 2003, 00:56
Replies: 10
Views: 508
Posted By Matrim
Gaah, I just hit myself with a hammer. ...

Gaah, I just hit myself with a hammer.







Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 3 May 2003, 00:40
Replies: 8
Views: 510
Posted By Matrim
But mpr however will you survive without being...

But mpr however will you survive without being able to turn on your electric shaver with your phone? :/
Forum: General Discussions 3 May 2003, 00:29
Replies: 11
Views: 583
Posted By Matrim
It was the long lost brother he had never met but...

It was the long lost brother he had never met but always held close to his heart.








Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 3 May 2003, 00:27
Replies: 52
Views: 1,298
Posted By Matrim
If I remember correctly they gave you the...

If I remember correctly they gave you the oppertunity you'd been waiting for to build that very long wall across your country.
Forum: General Discussions 3 May 2003, 00:11
Replies: 16
Views: 683
Posted By Matrim
In the name of all that is transparent, if there...

In the name of all that is transparent, if there is such a song, give me a name so that I can find it and give it a listening before I turn on my nationalistic rock music that's bad for me again.

...
Forum: General Discussions 3 May 2003, 00:04
Replies: 43
Views: 534
Posted By Matrim
Re: Re: Lets just asume...

Corporate to the BONE.








Matrim
Forum: General Discussions 3 May 2003, 00:03
Replies: 8
Views: 510
Posted By Matrim
I just bought a new phone and won't be buying...

I just bought a new phone and won't be buying another one until video, high-speed-transferring, death rays and mini bars are all standard accessories.

Okay, leaving out those two last ones, I...
Forum: General Discussions 2 May 2003, 17:19
Replies: 43
Views: 534
Posted By Matrim
Whatever brings up the Noreg ratio. ...

Whatever brings up the Noreg ratio.








Matrim
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