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Forum: General Discussions 27 Aug 2013, 17:23
Replies: 19
Views: 5,698
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: NSA affair

Why are we debating the possible uses and pros/cons of comprehensive government surveillance?

Why aren't we debating the inherent lack of morality, ethics, and historical precedents that indicates...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 23 May 2011, 20:36
Replies: 6
Views: 3,536
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Comeback

:banana:
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 23 May 2011, 17:42
Replies: 6
Views: 3,536
Posted By QazokRouge5
Comeback

All,

The last time I played PA was rounds 4-10.

How much has it changed?
How many players are there?
Is everyone still using MIRC?
Is it a dead game?
Is it worth my time and $?
Does it...
Forum: General Discussions 23 May 2011, 17:36
Replies: 23
Views: 8,777
Posted By QazokRouge5
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jan 2010, 07:25
Replies: 31
Views: 5,957
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Whats the LAST thing you purchased?

Sushi in a Texas town with a population of 39
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jan 2010, 07:22
Replies: 57
Views: 15,630
Posted By QazokRouge5
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jan 2010, 07:20
Replies: 98
Views: 33,261
Posted By QazokRouge5
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2009, 22:56
Replies: 14
Views: 4,034
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: A Celebrity Once Again

send me some literature dda and ill check it out
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2009, 06:27
Replies: 10
Views: 3,036
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Approval Ratings

Out of the 2000 people at the inauguration only 15 missed work. Worthless.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jan 2009, 14:58
Replies: 6
Views: 3,287
Posted By QazokRouge5
Jesus

If I hear another "At Last" song I'm going to shoot myself in the cock.

Ok, Obama is the first black man to be manipulated into office by American corporate media. GET THE **** OVER IT.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2009, 14:58
Replies: 7
Views: 2,077
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Adding a avatar

noob.... lollerskates
Forum: General Discussions 19 Dec 2008, 21:52
Replies: 39
Views: 6,836
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Are You in a Recession Yet?

The company I was working for is going out of business which = me out of a job.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Dec 2008, 04:12
Replies: 56
Views: 10,007
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Through the Fire and Flames

i cant master the orange button.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Nov 2008, 00:27
Replies: 14
Views: 4,959
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: who's still around?

See? It's not just me, it's everyone that hates Yahwee.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Nov 2008, 02:27
Replies: 14
Views: 4,178
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: to TK about teaching

i wish they did that for me in america
Forum: General Discussions 21 Nov 2008, 06:16
Replies: 41
Views: 10,168
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Mathematical Problems

How many times do I have to say it? It's MATH!!!
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2008, 05:19
Replies: 16
Views: 5,458
Posted By QazokRouge5
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2008, 05:09
Replies: 14
Views: 6,246
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: So I was driving to work...

Welcome, QazokRouge5.
Your last blowjob was on 6/9/08.
Forum: General Discussions 9 May 2008, 17:39
Replies: 29
Views: 5,671
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: 3-word Game

also had cancer
Forum: General Discussions 7 May 2008, 06:56
Replies: 29
Views: 5,671
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: 3-word Game

you guys suck
Forum: General Discussions 14 Apr 2008, 15:30
Replies: 28
Views: 4,569
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Britain's Got Talent

Girls with mouse ear vaginas are better than girls with coffee cup vaginas.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Apr 2008, 17:24
Replies: 11
Views: 3,302
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: The Australian Incestuous Couple

I've never been clear on what genetic deformities occur with incest. Anyone care to explain?
Forum: General Discussions 4 Apr 2008, 18:51
Replies: 38
Views: 5,859
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: He wouldn't gerrymander a bee

Haha

They probably didn't realize that the other candidate was doing the same thing.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Apr 2008, 03:37
Replies: 6
Views: 2,671
Posted By QazokRouge5
Forum: General Discussions 19 Mar 2008, 04:40
Replies: 27
Views: 4,988
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Meeting your heroes

I met Shaq at a B-ball game.

Not really my hero but he was big as a ****ing oak tree.

Nice guy too, bought me a beer.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Feb 2008, 22:04
Replies: 58
Views: 8,385
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Top 5 Comedians

George Carlin
Bernie Mac
Dane Cook
Lewis Black
Daniel Tosh
Forum: General Discussions 29 Feb 2008, 21:54
Replies: 21
Views: 4,133
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Yahwe again.

Put simply, Yahwe has had more cock than a gay chicken farmer.

Next thread.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Feb 2008, 06:09
Replies: 3
Views: 2,220
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Facebook + Flixter = Disaster

Can we be facebook friends?
Forum: General Discussions 22 Feb 2008, 07:39
Replies: 50
Views: 5,867
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Forwarded email

I miss communism. :(
Forum: Alliance Discussions 12 Feb 2008, 06:59
Replies: 229
Views: 91,910
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Zhil's Tame Planetarion History

Would have liked to read about ViruS' collapse at Rnd 10/11, but oh well.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Feb 2008, 04:41
Replies: 22
Views: 2,735
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Physics (?) Question

There's different grades of helium if memory serves...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Dec 2007, 03:00
Replies: 56
Views: 8,485
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: little joke

ENGLISH MOTHER****er! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
Forum: General Discussions 12 Nov 2007, 20:29
Replies: 442
Views: 57,611
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: A Plane Problem

Well losing one engine in flight will result in an 80% loss of lift and a 50% loss of thrust. (Assuming only 2 engines on a conventional twin)

I see what you're saying, but you have to realize...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Nov 2007, 20:11
Replies: 442
Views: 57,611
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: A Plane Problem

This makes absolutely no sense, which is a rarity for you Phil.

The core exhaust (thrust) of the airplane is pointed towards the back of the plane. The thrust generated by the engine is directed...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Nov 2007, 19:59
Replies: 442
Views: 57,611
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: A Plane Problem

in order for the airplane to counteract the treadmills reverse motion it has to create its own forward motion. And again, this is without considering the angle of incidence of the airplane and the...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Nov 2007, 19:45
Replies: 442
Views: 57,611
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: A Plane Problem

The plane will take off.

It's not a question of forward motion but a question of airflow over the wings. The amount of lift generated over a wing is based on two things, thrust and Bernoulli's...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Oct 2007, 03:25
Replies: 9
Views: 3,089
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Our Head Coach

Tell you what, record his speech the way you would like to have seen it, post it on YouTube, and I'll tell you whether or not I like it.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Oct 2007, 20:59
Replies: 9
Views: 3,089
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Our Head Coach

Ah so he should hold his tongue and allow someone to discredit one of his people?

The lack of a will to fight is more detestable than standing up for something you believe in.

Way to stereotype.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Oct 2007, 16:28
Replies: 9
Views: 3,089
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Our Head Coach

Oh look, a stupid raist European... how unique.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Oct 2007, 06:06
Replies: 9
Views: 3,089
Posted By QazokRouge5
Our Head Coach

Blew up at the media last week.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoMmbUmKN0E&mode=related&search=

Everyone has been up in arms against Gundy (the coach), but I fully support him.

It's about...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Oct 2007, 03:51
Replies: 30
Views: 3,847
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Challenges

Get off with a vagina made of ice.

Give AIDS back to the monkeys.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Oct 2007, 03:43
Replies: 44
Views: 3,334
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Rep to Post ratio

Me. Hahahahaha I'm so funny. :/
Forum: General Discussions 28 Aug 2007, 07:58
Replies: 31
Views: 3,927
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Women's American ballthing

So... flag football for women?
Forum: General Discussions 3 Aug 2007, 17:49
Replies: 40
Views: 4,610
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: radical feminists lolz

Not following heh
Forum: General Discussions 2 Aug 2007, 18:27
Replies: 40
Views: 4,610
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: radical feminists lolz

I think she would change her mind if her son was held at gunpoint and forced to rape her....
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2007, 18:40
Replies: 3
Views: 2,558
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Hello

I'm still here.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2007, 18:40
Replies: 10
Views: 2,759
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Philosophical Question

I think it depends on what you're trying to accomplish for yourself by reading. If you're looking to broaden your scopes, read it all, if you're looking for an answer or opinion to a question, then...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jul 2007, 01:48
Replies: 73
Views: 8,300
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Movie Review - Transformers

Your desire to be different from everyone else by giving bad reviews overshadows your already miniscule intelligence.

Bad Acting? Where?

Paper thin script? I didn't know Michael Bay sent you a...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jul 2007, 01:01
Replies: 73
Views: 8,300
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Movie Review - Transformers

He doesn't. A horrible review by a self proclaimed movie buff with an incomplete knowledge of...well... knowledge.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jul 2007, 22:12
Replies: 51
Views: 8,090
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: A moral question

I'd ask for donations.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jul 2007, 02:58
Replies: 13
Views: 3,107
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Pictures of my new 3-4 month old babies

If I masturbate enough I wonder if God will kill them specifically....
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2007, 21:33
Replies: 3
Views: 1,853
Posted By QazokRouge5
So...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/6257606.stm

So the UK has raised it's Terror Alert to Critical.

...? Wow. Critical. You don't say....

Does that mean the terrorists are more afraid?
...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2007, 21:26
Replies: 11
Views: 2,301
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: July's Ontological Ambivalence List

The song "Don't Speak" just popped into my head.
Forum: General Discussions 26 May 2007, 18:35
Replies: 94
Views: 12,052
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: What should my home drinks cabinet contain?

Makers Mark, Crown Royal, Tequila Rose*, Grey Goose, and Gentlemens Jack are a must for me personally.

*This takes some getting used to and an open mind, but I love it.
Forum: General Discussions 1 May 2007, 17:10
Replies: 101
Ffs
Views: 10,777
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Ffs

Absolutely.

Only a coward would stand idly by and let everything that he has workedfor be taken bya complete stranger.

There's a fine line between self defence and revenge. A decent person...
Forum: General Discussions 1 May 2007, 00:50
Replies: 101
Ffs
Views: 10,777
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Ffs

I agree.

Knives, cars, swimming pools, bicycles, airplanes, terrorists, baseball bats, pills, asprin, electricity, chainsaws, sharks, stingrays, bears, Russians, and fire kill people too.
...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Mar 2007, 07:04
Replies: 7
Views: 2,344
Posted By QazokRouge5
Sparkling Wiggles

Sparkling Wiggles (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfilLgPB5Sk)

Is this really as offensive as everyone says?

Discuss.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Mar 2007, 05:01
Replies: 47
Views: 5,507
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Incest is best?

I heard a joke today...

A guy is ****ing his sister when she starts laughing. He asks her what's funny and she says, "You're just like dad in bed."

To which he responds, "That's what mom said."
Forum: General Discussions 11 Mar 2007, 00:53
Replies: 30
Views: 4,141
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: The 24 Hour Day

It's because you touch yourself at night.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2007, 18:30
Replies: 57
Views: 8,053
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: English Fatty

Only the British would be so arrogant as to tell someone how much they can weigh.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Feb 2007, 01:12
Replies: 34
Views: 4,324
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Pathetic Ambitions

I'd like a blowjob.

Call me a simpleton if you must.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Feb 2007, 22:02
Replies: 54
Views: 11,162
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: What's your worst slip of the tongue ever

I said dirty N****R whores once in a dance club.

They were playing rap music, do the math.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Feb 2007, 17:07
Replies: 16
Views: 2,667
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: All the cool kids are doing it!

While doing graduate school i am finding that responsibility, effort, dedication, and thinking increase, while free time and general freedom decrease.

My point is that you should find an...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Feb 2007, 19:38
Replies: 53
Views: 7,694
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: I'm thinking about becoming vegan

TADPOLES! Tadpoles is a winner!
Forum: General Discussions 14 Feb 2007, 00:20
Replies: 23
Views: 2,923
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Running for Federal Office

You need a girlfriend.

Or a boyfriend.

It's ok, I don't judge.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Feb 2007, 22:02
Replies: 2
Views: 1,792
Posted By QazokRouge5
Dead

Anna Nicole Smith.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6348635.stm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_pictures/6345361.stm
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2007, 01:09
Replies: 52
Views: 4,933
Posted By QazokRouge5
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2007, 02:14
Replies: 20
Views: 2,962
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Music to Queer to

My dickheaded friend,

This is not quality posting. You have to reach a certain level of BAMF-ness before you can take a list and add your own personal views to the end. Thats a level 6.

You are...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jan 2007, 03:18
Replies: 10
Views: 2,071
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Need A Book Recommendation

This is fictional, but its an outstanding read...

Unintended Consequences by John Ross

It provides a somewhat different view on world events and american politics shown through a series of...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jan 2007, 02:15
Replies: 31
So
Views: 3,715
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: So

I'm glad you seem to be taking my place as the resident dickhead. But we need to work on your skill. You can't just barge in here making shit posts and run around like a chicken with its head cut...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2007, 23:48
Replies: 31
So
Views: 3,715
Posted By QazokRouge5
So

I heard someone say the phrase "shot in the face" today, and before I relized it I had said "with bullets or cum?"

This occured in front of about 30 people and homophobic looks ensued.

Figured...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jan 2007, 22:54
Replies: 31
Views: 3,414
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Avatars!

Tits.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jan 2007, 06:53
Replies: 32
Views: 4,596
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Internet talk in real life

It was in that manner. From what I could tell she was being dead serious, stuck in a delusion that it was cool or something.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jan 2007, 22:04
Replies: 32
Views: 4,596
Posted By QazokRouge5
Internet talk in real life

Some girl that I met the other night at a bar said the following out loud in a non-joking or humorous manner:

lol
jk
rofl
omg
wtf
lmao

Discuss.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jan 2007, 20:34
Replies: 24
Views: 4,148
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Rape: should liers lose the right to anonymity?

Yes.

My next door neighbor was charged with rape and he is an OSU wrestler so his name and picture have been plastered all over the papers and news. Not only is he a good friend of mine, he's one...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jan 2007, 06:09
Replies: 42
Views: 4,103
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Stupid Bastard American Networks!

Then stop watching TV dickhead.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jan 2007, 05:55
Replies: 46
Views: 5,224
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: [Football] Your clubs best ever value-for-money transfer

Dallas Cowboys: Terrell Owens.

Hey, you said football.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jan 2007, 21:23
Replies: 53
Views: 22,654
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Why I don't use the train

I built 200 hours of flight time, 14000 miles on my car, and 3000 miles on my dads motorcycle this year. Roughly.

Does this make me environmentally unfriendly?
Forum: General Discussions 12 Dec 2006, 16:43
Replies: 96
Views: 8,627
Posted By QazokRouge5
Forum: General Discussions 17 Nov 2006, 17:46
Replies: 54
Views: 7,421
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Travel to the US

For once I agree with you 100%.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Nov 2006, 03:31
Replies: 9
Views: 2,460
Posted By QazokRouge5
Forum: General Discussions 3 Nov 2006, 17:12
Replies: 282
Views: 24,064
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Account on Planetarion Forums locked out

Duking in the urinal is bad.... mmmmKay.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Oct 2006, 19:04
Replies: 32
Views: 5,911
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Parent Teacher Meetings

Didn't feel like reading all of it, but I'm sure chemo-boy made a funny.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Oct 2006, 02:31
Replies: 24
Views: 5,063
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Jagshemash!

'Yak se Mas' spelled like that, is Czech for 'How are you doing?'

And yes, I'm 1\2 Czech so **** off MY internet, bitch!
Forum: General Discussions 13 Oct 2006, 08:54
Replies: 24
Views: 5,063
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Jagshemash!

It's "Yak Se Mas", dumbass.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Oct 2006, 08:08
Replies: 7
Views: 2,672
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Hunter loses battle with cancer

Guess he had a weak stomach.:crazyxmas:
Forum: General Discussions 3 Oct 2006, 23:58
Replies: 53
Views: 6,679
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Old GD Poster

I'm still here sweetcakes.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Sep 2006, 20:08
Replies: 43
Views: 3,534
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Phone a friend!

horn

As for twatbags that think they know everything, I would like to call Yahwe and DDa to the stand.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Sep 2006, 22:19
Replies: 16
Views: 2,862
Posted By QazokRouge5
Forum: General Discussions 8 Sep 2006, 16:43
Replies: 25
Views: 2,825
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: For everyone who loves me...

Perhaps this is why GD is dying... YOU ALL MAKE THE NUOBS FEEL LIKE SHIT WITH YOUR RED BLOBS!
Forum: General Discussions 6 Sep 2006, 17:42
Replies: 9
Views: 2,506
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: irc logs r gay

Rat or gerbil?
Forum: General Discussions 6 Sep 2006, 17:38
Replies: 186
Views: 11,344
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Hello!

This thread makes baby Jesus cry.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Sep 2006, 18:22
Replies: 36
Views: 2,705
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Savages!

Bullets or cum?!
Forum: General Discussions 4 Sep 2006, 18:22
Replies: 36
Views: 2,705
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Savages!

We shoot people for that shit here. Guns: The Crime Deterrant.

Commence the flaming.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Sep 2006, 14:29
Replies: 24
Views: 2,750
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: need girl for friend?

You modshave a quick response time. You should all join America's home defense force.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Sep 2006, 05:05
Replies: 31
Views: 6,245
Posted By QazokRouge5
Forum: General Discussions 4 Sep 2006, 00:10
Replies: 8
Views: 2,568
Posted By QazokRouge5
Forum: General Discussions 3 Sep 2006, 19:43
Replies: 8
Views: 2,568
Posted By QazokRouge5
Anyone ever been this drunk?

Don't know if you guys have seen this, but it made me laugh. (http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=885503)

I've never understood how someone can say that they remember nothing about a...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Sep 2006, 19:40
Replies: 113
Views: 9,673
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: What Do You Like Drink While Gamming?

No IRC logs. Delete thread, ban user.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Sep 2006, 02:32
Replies: 85
Views: 7,226
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Two quick demands

s|k was banned?
Forum: General Discussions 29 Aug 2006, 23:23
Replies: 73
Views: 5,719
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Hi! Anyone remember me?

Yeah I vaguely remember the nick
Forum: General Discussions 24 Aug 2006, 01:29
Replies: 60
Views: 4,948
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: dyslexia

A Cambridge University study concluded that it doesn't matter what order the letters in a word are arranged. The important thing is that the first and last letter are in the right place. The rest...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Aug 2006, 04:15
Replies: 48
Views: 4,301
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Tunes

Muse has found its way onto my ipod alot here recently.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Aug 2006, 00:05
Replies: 39
Views: 3,973
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: crazed christians

I'm in the Fort Worth area too from time to time. What mall was this, so I can avoid it?
Forum: General Discussions 16 Aug 2006, 19:50
Replies: 41
Views: 5,000
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Drugs bust

I wasn't aware this was considered a family environment.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Aug 2006, 02:39
Replies: 53
Views: 8,117
Posted By QazokRouge5
Forum: General Discussions 12 Aug 2006, 19:16
Replies: 12
Views: 3,074
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Why cybersex is dangerous

I bet if she put her hair in a pont tail she could look 8 years younger....
Forum: General Discussions 10 Aug 2006, 19:26
Replies: 37
Views: 3,890
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: What's happening in UK airspace?

I was watching Sky News at 4 A.M. this morning, and they kept talking about the airport and tightened security but they never actually said why or what the cause was. Bad journalism.

GD is my...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Aug 2006, 22:51
Replies: 68
Views: 6,211
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: [George Galloway] Sky News pwned

I find myself comparing George Galloway to Noam Chomsky in a way.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Aug 2006, 22:35
Replies: 31
Views: 4,423
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Miami Vice

I expected alot more action, but it was an ok movie.

I especially liked the part where they rescued the hostage in the trailer park.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Aug 2006, 21:15
Replies: 11
Views: 2,172
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: [stupid question] someone please explain the funny to me

To answer your grammar question, on most federal documents here in the states they have a page that says: "This page intentionally left blank."

It's more of a dialect\slang thing I think because...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Aug 2006, 07:34
Replies: 14
Views: 3,349
Posted By QazokRouge5
Forum: General Discussions 7 Aug 2006, 22:54
Replies: 121
Views: 12,013
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Spelling equals intelligence?

While this may only be an internet forum, which is of course a medium for communication based purely on a text format (as mentioned by T&F above), spelling and grammar should be perfected.

To...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Aug 2006, 00:18
Replies: 41
Views: 4,780
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: KoeN for sexiest Netgamers person

the ng gallery 'team' are and always will be the shittest bunch of faggots on the network
Forum: General Discussions 4 Aug 2006, 20:34
Replies: 62
Views: 9,881
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Googleearth

I think it's JBG in disquise.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Aug 2006, 20:29
Replies: 62
Views: 9,881
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Googleearth

YEAH! Jakiri you you!!!
Forum: General Discussions 4 Aug 2006, 20:28
Replies: 62
Views: 9,881
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Googleearth

I second that motion.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Aug 2006, 20:05
Replies: 69
Views: 8,805
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Worried :( :( :(

They were cutting brisket and ribs and his knife slipped rather badly across his wrist. I'm not entirely sure how it happened, only that blood squirted about 7 feet right into my eye.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Aug 2006, 20:03
Replies: 71
Views: 7,287
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Women

Lol I misspelled my name after me and HobbieRogue4 got into an argument and 'Qazok' got banned. It's sort of an inside joke that no one is on the inside of but me, and I doubt Hobbie remembers it's...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Aug 2006, 15:43
Replies: 69
Views: 8,805
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Worried :( :( :(

I had blood squirted into my eye over the 4th of July weekend from a complete stranger, and I got really flipped out thinking maybe something had been transmitted. So after a week or two I finally...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Aug 2006, 15:30
Replies: 71
Views: 7,287
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Women

Ah, so not only can you not spell or speak proper english, you can't read either. Bravo.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Aug 2006, 05:20
Replies: 71
Views: 7,287
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Women

That line made me smile. Not laugh, but smile.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Aug 2006, 23:41
Replies: 71
Views: 7,287
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Women

Spell check is helpful when you mis-spell a word or two, not every other ****ing word.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Aug 2006, 22:28
Replies: 71
Views: 7,287
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Women

I was prevented from reading your post due to your horrible spelling and grammar. Spell check is there for a reason, dickhead. This isn't the 7th grade where you can 'lolz 2 ure peepz lol".

In...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Aug 2006, 19:18
Replies: 9
Views: 2,527
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: made me laugh

That joke makes Baby Jesus cry.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Aug 2006, 00:47
Replies: 71
Views: 7,287
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Women

Have you ever met a woman?
Forum: General Discussions 1 Aug 2006, 20:40
Replies: 71
Views: 7,287
Posted By QazokRouge5
Women

I agree. Discuss.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jul 2006, 16:42
Replies: 11
Views: 2,712
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: It's my Birthday....

You sly dog! When did they teach you to count?!
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jul 2006, 16:25
Replies: 11
Views: 2,712
Posted By QazokRouge5
It's my Birthday....

...And I'm enjoying not doing a damn thing today.

When are your birthdays, and how old are you?

I'm 20. \o/
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jul 2006, 18:43
Replies: 20
Views: 2,989
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Your best and worst features

My upper body is pretty fking ripped, so I would have to say that. Could do with some leg work tho
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jul 2006, 18:38
Replies: 15
Views: 2,260
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: what the...

And the award for the least heterosexual comment goes to......
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jul 2006, 00:04
Replies: 28
Views: 3,876
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Darwin awards candidates #651651561

I spent the first half of the video wondering what was so fun about it, then I saw the last bit :D
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jul 2006, 03:24
Replies: 30
Views: 3,650
Posted By QazokRouge5
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jul 2006, 23:24
Replies: 30
Views: 3,650
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Fictional characters GD users most remind you of

You should look into it. He runs drugs, ****s up his life, and gets landed in prison forever. Good show.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jul 2006, 23:12
Replies: 30
Views: 3,650
Posted By QazokRouge5
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jul 2006, 23:10
Replies: 30
Views: 3,650
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Fictional characters GD users most remind you of

Yahwe - the problem child
Dace - quagmire
JJ - Stalin
JBG - Jonny Depp in blow
hornlet - kermit
dda - hank hill
MM - Big Gay Al
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jul 2006, 23:22
Replies: 21
Views: 2,953
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: sup guys discuss

I was really kinda referring to the Blackbird
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jul 2006, 19:06
Replies: 21
Views: 2,953
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: sup guys discuss

We have turbine engines capable of Mach 3.4 +

We have microturbines the size of your fingernail that can run for 6 months off of a ounce of diesel.

Good times.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jul 2006, 22:35
Replies: 62
Views: 6,473
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Heating Up

109 was the high here (Oklahoma) two days ago. Flying SUCKED.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jul 2006, 04:38
Replies: 253
Views: 31,272
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: 40 Days of Indefatigable Copying and Pasting

These people sit on a computer all day and post thier flawed opinions on an internet forum, perhaps in a self delusion that they are victorious over the world issues of today. They have no lives.
...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2006, 23:49
Replies: 253
Views: 31,272
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: 40 Days of Indefatigable Copying and Pasting

As much as I agree with you Travler about the existance of a God, you're wasting your time on these people.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2006, 03:43
Replies: 10
Views: 2,817
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Bionic Man

I wonder what would happen if they implanted a chip into someone elses brain and then linked the two people together. Mind control or thought awareness? If the chips interperet electrical activity...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jul 2006, 21:47
Replies: 94
Views: 13,929
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Favourite Quote from a movie

"We could kill everybody."

(After they shoot the cat.)

"Is it dead?"

-Rocco from Boondock Saints
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jul 2006, 17:18
Replies: 18
Views: 3,130
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Hiz!!!!

OMG do u have h0tt piczzz?!
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jul 2006, 08:03
Replies: 18
Views: 3,130
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Hiz!!!!

Quite rude indeed.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jul 2006, 18:01
Replies: 18
Views: 3,130
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Hiz!!!!

I've accomplished my goal.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jul 2006, 16:52
Replies: 18
Views: 3,130
Posted By QazokRouge5
Hiz!!!!

LOLZ!

HI! I'm new to PA. I'm so excited. I have 50 Intercept0rz and 32 roids. I think I have a chance at #1 planet! omgomgomg

So uh can you guys point me to any leet alliances?

We can start...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jul 2006, 21:43
Replies: 89
Views: 10,704
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Body modification

The ability to pull electricity from anywhere and redirect it in any form or fashion I so desire.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jun 2006, 23:14
Replies: 44
Views: 3,357
Posted By QazokRouge5
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2006, 00:43
Replies: 32
Views: 2,749
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Equality

America's K-12 grades (Primary, middle and high school) are, I'm ashamed to say, a joke. Kids only see thier schoolwork as a task to be completed and forgotten, not something to be learned and...
Forum: General Discussions 4 May 2006, 20:15
Replies: 38
Views: 2,566
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: One thing you hold against another member of this forum

I often wonder to myself why you go out of your way to 'ridicule' me, if that is indeed what you're trying to do. I'm fairly sure that I've never really given you much attention, nor said anything to...
Forum: General Discussions 4 May 2006, 16:29
Replies: 38
Views: 2,566
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: One thing you hold against another member of this forum

Nothin comes to mind... I dislike some people but I don't really hate anyone. It's an internet forum. Who gives a flying ****, is my mentality.
Forum: General Discussions 3 May 2006, 05:22
Replies: 52
Views: 4,883
Posted By QazokRouge5
Forum: General Discussions 1 May 2006, 03:23
Replies: 21
Views: 1,622
Posted By QazokRouge5
Last Nail in the Coffin

I have now officially broken up my roommate and his now ex-fiance.

He was going to do it anyway so before anyone bitches me out for being a dickhead just know that I kind of saved him the trouble...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Apr 2006, 05:26
Replies: 21
Views: 3,097
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: So this cat walks into my house

I guess you dont Get enough pussy! hhahhahha lolzroflmaoetc.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Apr 2006, 00:42
Replies: 14
Views: 1,819
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Dear diary....

Chuck Norris made a cum stain across your moms face.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2006, 18:53
Replies: 9
Views: 1,538
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: #1 Thing a Friend of yours has done that you wish was you

For a Deputy DA you can't spell for shit.

While I'm on the subject, did that one guy ever get convicted for shooting that guy?
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2006, 18:38
Replies: 14
Views: 1,819
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Dear diary....

I'll go ahead and save Yahwe the time it takes to type a response to your question.

"He's shit.

Delete thread.

Ban user."
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2006, 18:30
Replies: 14
Views: 1,819
Posted By QazokRouge5
Dear diary....

If you come home to find Chuck Norris ****ing your wife, the best thing to do is offer him a glass of water in case he gets tired. Any other action has no future.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2006, 18:23
Replies: 36
Views: 2,791
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: JC replacement needed

These two sentances gave me quite a chuckle, particularly the first one.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Apr 2006, 21:46
Replies: 196
Views: 15,246
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: I'm sick and tired of ****ing chavs/knackers/pikeys/scumbags...whatever you call them

That shit doesnt happen in america because there's a good chance you'll be shot.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Apr 2006, 18:57
Replies: 14
Views: 2,155
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Murder Statistics

Have my babies.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Apr 2006, 18:55
Replies: 37
Views: 2,285
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Poker

I like poker.... we should all get on like a free poker website. We can continue our bickering over a nice hand of cards. Interactive GD!
Forum: General Discussions 3 Apr 2006, 18:54
Replies: 19
Views: 2,443
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: wrong order? WRONG ORDER?!

Our college free ride taxi cabs (for drunk people) are sponsered by local pizza stores, so we get free pizza AND a ride home.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Apr 2006, 18:53
Replies: 25
Views: 1,908
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: summer festivals

Polka festival in my hometown. We're the largest Czech communtiy in Texas, I believe.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Mar 2006, 17:35
Replies: 43
Views: 3,096
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: What words If any

have we ever had a karl marx thread?
Forum: General Discussions 27 Mar 2006, 02:58
Replies: 18
Views: 2,482
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Punk ass cops

She could have done her job alot better without being a bitch. She had no business there anyway.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Mar 2006, 01:52
Replies: 18
Views: 2,482
Posted By QazokRouge5
Punk ass cops

Current mood: Really ****ing annoyed


Anyone out there know how much jail time you get for shooting a cop?


So Jeff wakes up, goes to McD's and gets some breakfast, and gets on the road to...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Mar 2006, 18:33
Replies: 3
Views: 1,970
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: [Film] Hostel

I saw it a couple of months ago when it came out. reminded me of a porn\gore flick... two things I didn't think went well together.

all in all, I give it 2 out of 5 stars.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2006, 20:50
Replies: 41
Views: 3,304
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: House

Ah, my mistake. True... there are very few windows, but I think there's enough. As for sound and insulation, it's energy effecient compliant meaning that our electric bill goes down significantly and...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2006, 16:56
Replies: 41
Views: 3,304
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: House

It's just nice to have your own bathroom.

The rentors are dicks.... but they dont want pets because of the smell etc.

Also, my house is still being constructed as we speak.

Not sure what...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2006, 23:44
Replies: 41
Views: 3,304
Posted By QazokRouge5
House

So we got a house (http://www.campbellmgmt.com).

It's the James Creek Phase 2 houses, for any of you that went to the site.

We got it for 1350$ a month, between 3 of us.

I know it's a bit...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2006, 23:38
Replies: 30
Views: 2,586
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: looking for a word

My vote goes to Yahwe.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Mar 2006, 20:03
Replies: 45
Views: 4,181
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Go Bush Go!

You thus prove dda's point.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Mar 2006, 19:35
Replies: 20
Views: 2,495
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Rocking my Final Evaluation

How do you sleep thru 4 alarm clocks?

What a dumbass! You deserve what you get.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Mar 2006, 19:08
Replies: 5
Views: 1,572
Posted By QazokRouge5
lolly roffle

An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Mar 2006, 18:57
Replies: 34
Views: 3,353
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Crazy house mate

You're even getting on MY nerves now.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Mar 2006, 18:55
Replies: 34
Views: 3,353
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Crazy house mate

THEY DONT HAVE GUNS IN [insert country here(except USA)]
Forum: General Discussions 21 Mar 2006, 18:41
Replies: 17
Views: 2,306
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Einstein is sexy...

http://xs.to/xs.php?f=100375.jpg&h=xs73&d=06122
Forum: General Discussions 21 Mar 2006, 18:37
Replies: 17
Views: 2,306
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Einstein is sexy...

I got it....

Didn't really want it though. :(
Forum: General Discussions 21 Mar 2006, 16:33
Replies: 28
Views: 2,997
Posted By QazokRouge5
Forum: General Discussions 20 Mar 2006, 23:27
Replies: 28
Views: 2,997
Posted By QazokRouge5
Forum: General Discussions 20 Mar 2006, 22:22
Replies: 28
Views: 2,997
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: So the police broke our window tonight...

I fail to see how a BBQ and chair being thrown from a ROOF could possibly lead to assault, or for that matter ANYTHING besides drunken behavior.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Mar 2006, 22:01
Replies: 28
Views: 2,997
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: So the police broke our window tonight...

I didn't say it was, shithead.

I was only informing you of U.S. law so you would know it when we invade your country and assimilate you into our culture.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Mar 2006, 21:59
Replies: 13
Views: 1,887
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Beer....

Same here, but we usually have races, etc.

Beer pong required a piece of plywood, and 6 cups in pyramid fashion on each end of the table. Then you throw or bounce a ping pong ball into the cups on...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Mar 2006, 20:00
Replies: 13
Views: 1,887
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Beer....

You guys have never played beer pong or beer bong? Tis' a drinking game.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Mar 2006, 19:59
Replies: 28
Views: 2,997
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: So the police broke our window tonight...

Unlawful entry without a warrant (In the U.S.)
Forum: General Discussions 20 Mar 2006, 19:54
Replies: 13
Views: 1,887
Posted By QazokRouge5
Beer....

Bong and Pong.

You Brits and Euros play any over across the lake?
Forum: General Discussions 20 Mar 2006, 05:43
Replies: 79
Views: 4,067
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Do not Panic. Do not Run. Step calmly into your pre-prepared coffin.

If the US took over the world, you would all be better off. Look at how happy we are. Don't you people want to be happy like us?
Forum: General Discussions 20 Mar 2006, 05:39
Replies: 52
Views: 5,977
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: I have no money

You're both going to Hell.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Mar 2006, 05:36
Replies: 106
Views: 7,652
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Yahwe's Career

Just die and get it over with.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Mar 2006, 23:49
Replies: 58
Views: 5,733
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: dumbest injury

I hit a tree playing football.

(Real football not gay ass soccer.)
Forum: General Discussions 12 Mar 2006, 03:43
Replies: 6
sup
Views: 2,010
Posted By QazokRouge5
sup

I found this amusing at 3 AM when completely drunk. (http://www.rathergood.com/hedgehogs/)
Forum: General Discussions 11 Mar 2006, 20:45
Replies: 3
Views: 1,710
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Everytime....

I'm so BORED.

This is how bored I am.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Mar 2006, 20:19
Replies: 3
Views: 1,710
Posted By QazokRouge5
Everytime....

You give Qazok pos rep, God kills a kitten.

Please, think of the kitties. :crymeariver:
Forum: General Discussions 11 Mar 2006, 18:45
Replies: 27
Views: 3,124
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: The time has come....

You twats, I made this thread in an (attempted) parody of the Madi Poll.

You ****ers just don't get shit do you?
Forum: General Discussions 11 Mar 2006, 03:03
Replies: 27
Views: 3,124
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: The time has come....

WTF is a chav?
Forum: General Discussions 10 Mar 2006, 22:35
Replies: 27
Views: 3,124
Posted By QazokRouge5
The time has come....

For you all to see my true face.

Shocking, I know.

http://www.ng-gallery.net/view.php?nick=Qazok

I'm the guy on the right, and yes, that is a blowup doll.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Mar 2006, 00:55
Replies: 47
Views: 3,040
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Decisions Decisions Decisions

Wear a blue suit, and only one piece of jewelry.

Whatever you do, DON'T wear brown. It's considered dishonest by employers.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Mar 2006, 19:14
Replies: 29
Views: 2,574
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: skills

That means I'm a 1337 mother****er. Mother****er.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Mar 2006, 19:07
Replies: 29
Views: 2,574
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: skills

You have sex with boys in the hills?
Forum: General Discussions 7 Mar 2006, 19:05
Replies: 29
Views: 2,574
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: skills

Yes. Neg rep me some more so they'll go away.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Mar 2006, 19:03
Replies: 8
Views: 1,485
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: I dislike posting links from The Sun

Ball clubs don't like dumb****s.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Mar 2006, 18:59
Replies: 29
Views: 2,574
Posted By QazokRouge5
skills

K. So.

I'm in the library. The chick across the room keeps eyeing me.

What to do?

GD to the rescue.

(That shit rhymes!)
Forum: General Discussions 7 Mar 2006, 04:20
Replies: 5
Views: 1,479
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Yelling at cats is in

old.

(I always wanted to say that)
Forum: General Discussions 6 Mar 2006, 18:55
Replies: 58
Views: 4,433
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Political Soapbox

You're a sheep.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Mar 2006, 18:29
Replies: 64
Views: 3,931
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Sex without a condom

Using the same word twice in the same sentance is considered bad english, dumb****.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Mar 2006, 18:19
Replies: 18
Views: 1,487
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Thhhhe Simmmmmpsons...

What a shameful attempt to save face.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2006, 19:58
Replies: 58
Views: 4,433
Posted By QazokRouge5
Political Soapbox

Please Take Time To Read This History Lesson. Then consider spreading this History Lesson Around.
In 1929, the Soviet Union established gun control. From 1929 to 1953, about 20 million dissidents,...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2006, 19:07
Replies: 17
Views: 2,412
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Paging Leshy to Thread #189997

You suck.

I guess dreams really don't come true...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2006, 19:05
Replies: 96
Views: 6,169
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: What did you have for breakfast this morning?

You had a fag....?

Gayyyyyy.......
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2006, 19:04
Replies: 54
Views: 4,779
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: GD is poetry!

Hello little baby, dont say a word,
GD resembles that of a great stinky turd.
Vaio asks for degrees of success,
While Dace spooges on his face and makes a mess.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2006, 18:45
Replies: 9
Views: 1,700
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: I had a dream..

Bump.lol

I had a dream that I ate my license....
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2006, 18:05
Replies: 45
Views: 2,966
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Cyber cheating?

gave me a chuckle... apparantly you can't please your girl
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2006, 17:46
Replies: 54
Views: 4,779
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: GD is poetry!

You say my poetry is mildly shit,
but you forget Hal-9000 that you are a tit.
Boogster says that Qazok stinks of urine,
but that's because I pissed on his head.
It's poisonous I say! Now...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2006, 21:51
Replies: 54
Views: 4,779
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: GD is poetry!

All of the lovely members, like what are called the dicks.
Which is what lured in JammyJim the homo and his gay lover Hicks.
Some of the members are odd, and sit on ears of corn.
One example is...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2006, 19:48
Replies: 54
Views: 4,779
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: GD is poetry!

I pronounce yahwee as Yah-Wee.

Wee as in pee etc.

Hey... that rhymes too!
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2006, 19:38
Replies: 54
Views: 4,779
Posted By QazokRouge5
GD is poetry!

Once upon a time there was a place of homosexuality,
It was a place that was not true reality.
It was consumed with people who loved to argue then snog,
One of them being the sexually challenged...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2006, 19:22
Replies: 96
Views: 6,169
Posted By QazokRouge5
Forum: General Discussions 26 Feb 2006, 19:22
Replies: 49
Views: 3,966
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: I had a dream

Bump. lol
Forum: General Discussions 22 Feb 2006, 21:53
Replies: 59
God
Views: 4,363
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: God

I believe it was the Nazi's ironically.

Again, that's why they call God 'God', a poor argument I know, but a fairly solid one.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Feb 2006, 19:31
Replies: 59
God
Views: 4,363
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: God

Saint Thomas Aquinas wrote in one of his works about God that

"God must be the unmoveable mover."

Since everything must be set in motion.

That's what makes God, a God... he didn't have to...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Feb 2006, 19:24
Replies: 59
God
Views: 4,363
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: God

Well, I'm just throwing ideas around, but what do you guys think made the world?

And if the creator did make the earth, who's to say he's still around? What if the power required to make...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Feb 2006, 19:00
Replies: 59
God
Views: 4,363
Posted By QazokRouge5
God

Do you lot believe in God?

Seriously.

I didn't think that I did for a while, I was brought up Baptist and all that, but to me the thought of God just seemed to defy logic and reason. Not to...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Feb 2006, 18:52
Replies: 31
Views: 2,682
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Dreams

Apparantly my dream self isn't as bright as you are.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Feb 2006, 18:30
Replies: 31
Views: 2,682
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Dreams

Someone breaks in and kills my family, and I have a gun, but the ammo wont fit.

Recurring dream, that is.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Feb 2006, 18:27
Replies: 3
Views: 1,491
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Victory Is Mine!

Your twatness is not to be exceeded by anyone Yah-wee.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Feb 2006, 18:16
Replies: 3
Views: 1,491
Posted By QazokRouge5
Victory Is Mine!

Finally, after 3 long weeks of combat, and a tour to the Big Apple of America, Wrinkles (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wrinkles_dogs) is coming home.

It is true my friends, after intense...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Feb 2006, 18:06
Replies: 28
Views: 2,166
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Reputation points

I can see it now on the big screens-...

Qazok... Proudly serving the community with shit posts and red blobs since Fall 2001.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Feb 2006, 18:13
Replies: 58
Views: 6,086
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: [Rant] Ex-Girlfriend

Another Update, been putting it off all weekend.

Friday she told me that she popped an entire bottle of pills when she was home alone, and that she started shaking and passed out. Then she told me...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Feb 2006, 19:02
Replies: 58
Views: 6,086
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: [Rant] Ex-Girlfriend

Man I am pissed. And I appreciate your sentiment, really.

Update:

Yesterday I got a suicide note.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2006, 23:09
Replies: 58
Views: 6,086
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: [Rant] Ex-Girlfriend

That made no sense whatsoever.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2006, 16:38
Replies: 58
Views: 6,086
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: [Rant] Ex-Girlfriend

No... shes actually fairly good looking and rich... believe it or not.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Feb 2006, 23:55
Replies: 58
Views: 6,086
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: [Rant] Ex-Girlfriend

It crossed my mind...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Feb 2006, 23:03
Replies: 58
Views: 6,086
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: [Rant] Ex-Girlfriend

Wtf did I do wrong? She's ****ing psycho.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Feb 2006, 23:00
Replies: 58
Views: 6,086
Posted By QazokRouge5
Unhappy [Rant] Ex-Girlfriend

Ok. so. This bitch is CRAZY.

We went to Highschool together, and vaguely I knew her. So we start dating, it's a long distance relationship. We'd been together for 3 weeks and she tells me that...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Feb 2006, 18:51
Replies: 29
Views: 3,354
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Death threats

I've made a few threats in my day.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Feb 2006, 18:17
Replies: 24
Views: 2,679
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: [retard] My Pedantic shitness knows no bounds

You being a member of that group has made you lose 22.846 respect points.

You only get 23, so don't **** up again.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Feb 2006, 18:02
Replies: 13
Views: 2,655
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: I got teabagged

What's funny is that the bachelor got sucked off and the rumors that he ****ed them both are yet to be confirmed.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Feb 2006, 19:42
Replies: 28
Views: 3,655
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Shoe Size

I was implying that she deepthroated me, dolt.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Feb 2006, 19:26
Replies: 28
Views: 3,655
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Shoe Size

Fixed.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Feb 2006, 19:07
Replies: 13
Views: 2,655
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: I got teabagged

I really wanted to spank some ass too. :(
Forum: General Discussions 13 Feb 2006, 18:45
Replies: 13
Views: 2,655
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: I got teabagged

She didn't, however I don't know what it's called when you get teabagged from a female. So I'm calling it a teabag.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Feb 2006, 18:36
Replies: 13
Views: 2,655
Posted By QazokRouge5
I got teabagged

By a stripper.

We had a bachelor party for a friend of mine that was married on saturday. So we called 2 strippers and got about $300 worth of booze.

By the time they got there we were all...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Feb 2006, 18:24
Replies: 15
Views: 2,143
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: A story of loss

whats the world coming to?
Forum: General Discussions 13 Feb 2006, 17:05
Replies: 20
Views: 2,961
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Bored?

55 Threads

http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?t=187143

The greatest thread ever.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Feb 2006, 05:06
Replies: 21
lo
Views: 2,647
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: lo

already did, twice. :/
Forum: General Discussions 13 Feb 2006, 04:45
Replies: 21
lo
Views: 2,647
Posted By QazokRouge5
lo

I'm bored, you lot should give me ideas on what to do.:salute:
Forum: General Discussions 12 Feb 2006, 07:55
Replies: 2
Views: 1,936
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Not sure if this is old but..

lol @ S|k's avatar and the text above it.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Feb 2006, 08:58
Replies: 12
m00
Views: 2,303
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: m00

I do, unfortunatly haha
Forum: General Discussions 8 Feb 2006, 19:08
Replies: 85
Views: 6,374
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Job, what do you do?

I just fly around all day.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Feb 2006, 22:33
Replies: 37
Views: 3,486
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Websites I've stumbled upon

That gave me a slight chuckle
Forum: General Discussions 7 Feb 2006, 19:33
Replies: 20
Views: 2,084
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Which statement best describes you?

The worst attitude is a good attitude.

Good attitudes lead to disappointment etc.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Feb 2006, 19:31
Replies: 14
Views: 1,554
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: hey! someti=hing for someone who is bored to research for me :)

© 2003-2005 Promusic. All rights reserved.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Feb 2006, 19:27
Replies: 24
Views: 2,379
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: bushis officially, a complete and total muppet

True, but of that 300m only (I'm pulling a reasonable number out of my ass) 50% of them are ABLE to vote, and then there are still several who DON'T vote.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Feb 2006, 19:04
Replies: 37
Views: 3,486
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Websites I've stumbled upon

I've been to 4 of the Top 100,

Grand Canyon
YellowStone Park
NewYork Skyline
Niagra Falls
Forum: General Discussions 7 Feb 2006, 18:58
Replies: 24
Views: 3,390
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: I know this is old

If you know it's old then why did you make a thread?! Neg-rep forthcoming!!!
Forum: General Discussions 5 Feb 2006, 23:41
Replies: 87
Views: 5,842
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Supreme Court Justice confirmed.

I really don't see why any of you fks should care, you're all Euros.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Feb 2006, 00:34
Replies: 12
Views: 2,407
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Another Tale of the Competence of Aviators

Oh, I got neg repped for this


"VMC = Visual Meteorological Conditions, dude."

I know perfectly well what VMC is, but the term 'Visual Meteorological Conditions' is usually confusing to most...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Feb 2006, 00:31
Replies: 12
Views: 2,407
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Another Tale of the Competence of Aviators

No, flight recorders are actually in the plane, but ALL ATC radio transmissions are recorded and kept for a certain period of time, (two weeks if memory serves?)

Besides, we were in a plane so...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2006, 22:43
Replies: 12
Views: 2,407
Posted By QazokRouge5
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2006, 17:29
Replies: 12
Views: 2,407
Posted By QazokRouge5
Another Tale of the Competence of Aviators

Let us begin.

Jeffreys, (better known to you as Qazok or Jeff) flight instructor says "Let's plan a Cross country flight to Oklahoma City, and file an IFR Flight plan.

"Ok." Says I.

So we...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2006, 01:56
Replies: 17
Views: 3,652
Posted By QazokRouge5
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jan 2006, 20:50
Replies: 4
sup
Views: 1,947
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: sup

I know perfectly well what it is, having utilized it on Jammy Jims mother, but I was unsure as to whether or not you lot knew of it.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jan 2006, 18:43
Replies: 4
sup
Views: 1,947
Posted By QazokRouge5
sup

So, here in America the latest 'catchy catch phrase' is the "Shocker".

Is this also going on in the UK and Euro-land? Or is this just an American thing?

Also, do any of you know what the...
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jan 2006, 18:40
Replies: 19
Views: 2,189
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: What can they do?

Daycare Redevelopment, I Say!
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2006, 20:10
Replies: 19
Views: 2,189
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: What can they do?

I say put him in a daycare with little kids so he can "learn about why he shouldn't do what he did."
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2006, 18:38
Replies: 14
Views: 2,278
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: What would you do\think if...

I don't think that would work too well, as I would probably be more ruthless than Hitler and Co.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2006, 18:28
Replies: 14
Views: 2,278
Posted By QazokRouge5
What would you do\think if...

I was the President of the United States?

This format can be used to insert other people into other positions of potential recognition.

I'm sure GD can think up some 'witty' responses. It's...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jan 2006, 05:42
Replies: 3
Views: 2,025
Posted By QazokRouge5
lolz

This may be old, but goto Google and type "failure" then click, "I'm feeling lucky."

lolz etc.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jan 2006, 19:37
Replies: 72
Views: 6,047
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Oh my little fluffykins, I do so adore you, please be mine....

Roses are red, violets are blue
bend over bitch, I'm gonna **** you.

P.S. - Your mom too.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jan 2006, 18:49
Replies: 6
Views: 1,707
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Its in the name of peace...honest!

Related site. (http://www.analsexyes.com/)
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jan 2006, 18:40
Replies: 39
Views: 3,092
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Have you ever seen your mothers dildo?

No immaculate means with me.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jan 2006, 03:01
Replies: 39
Views: 3,092
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Have you ever seen your mothers dildo?

I know, she told me last night when I called her a dirty little leprechaun.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jan 2006, 20:10
Replies: 63
Views: 6,789
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: A man enters a bar...

How are black babies made?

Anal Sex.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jan 2006, 20:06
Replies: 10
Views: 2,287
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Well Condoleeza, what will you do now?

I'm glad you're finally seeing the light.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jan 2006, 20:05
Replies: 39
Views: 3,092
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Have you ever seen your mothers dildo?

Ever wonder if they did it up the butt?
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jan 2006, 20:01
Replies: 39
Views: 3,092
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Have you ever seen your mothers dildo?

That made me laugh in public and get odd looks.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jan 2006, 19:59
Replies: 39
Views: 3,092
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Have you ever seen your mothers dildo?

Don't have a sister shithead.

No I had a random thought.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jan 2006, 19:58
Replies: 10
Views: 2,287
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Well Condoleeza, what will you do now?

Basic human rights?

They're terrorists. As far as I'm concerned they have no human rights because they are scum, less than humans.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jan 2006, 19:54
Replies: 39
Views: 3,092
Posted By QazokRouge5
Have you ever seen your mothers dildo?

Well have you? Or any other incriminating sexual evidence against your parents?

I have. It was big and red. :(
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jan 2006, 19:46
Replies: 63
Views: 6,789
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: A man enters a bar...

You're going to burn in hell for that one.

How do you fit 20,000 Jews in one car?

The Ashtray.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2006, 22:01
Replies: 74
Views: 4,948
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Should I stay or Should I go?

But the potential faggotry is still there, isn't it? ISN'T IT?!
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2006, 20:00
Replies: 74
Views: 4,948
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Should I stay or Should I go?

Does this then mean that you shall produce the former (vagina) and I shall produce the latter (sperm)?
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2006, 19:52
Replies: 74
Views: 4,948
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Should I stay or Should I go?

Be that as it may, aquiring and partaking are two different things.

Furthermore, I would presume to assume that his lackeys or secret service (if such a thing existed back then) aquired it for...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2006, 19:46
Replies: 74
Views: 4,948
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Should I stay or Should I go?

I would like to hearby state that the cheese was infact present, however there is no substantial evidence that Jackson himself partook in the heretic events.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2006, 19:27
Replies: 74
Views: 4,948
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Should I stay or Should I go?

Andrew Jackson did not enjoy cheese, sir. And if he did, then it surely was not black cheese.

UNLESS PIG'S BUYING AMERICAN CHEESE THEN HE IS NOT ACTING TO HIS FULL AMERICAN POTENTIAL, AND AS...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2006, 19:21
Replies: 74
Views: 4,948
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Should I stay or Should I go?

How, pray tell, is that anti-american sentiment?
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2006, 19:05
Replies: 74
Views: 4,948
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Should I stay or Should I go?

YOU ARE NOT CONTRIBUTING TO THE PRODUCTIVITY OF THIS THREAD, SIR!

MODS, SEIZE HIM!!!
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2006, 18:57
Replies: 74
Views: 4,948
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Should I stay or Should I go?

Better yet, take her out for pizza instead of coffee. Heh.

That's comedy folks.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2006, 18:56
Replies: 74
Views: 4,948
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Should I stay or Should I go?

She offended you by not laying down for you?

Weak man.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2006, 18:45
Replies: 74
Views: 4,948
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Should I stay or Should I go?

Thats it?!

Dude stop being a little bitch and move on.

Here I was thinking she said she ****ed your mom and sister at the same time....
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2006, 18:40
Replies: 74
Views: 4,948
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Should I stay or Should I go?

Surrender to nothing my friend,

Icky Icky Icky Za-oooomba!
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2006, 18:29
Replies: 12
Views: 2,208
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: British spys, Russia, and an electric rock

Only incompetent British people would use a rock. Don't they know that the latest rage is dead Arabs?
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2006, 03:49
Replies: 35
Views: 3,156
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Mark Oaten steps down after affair with rent boy

I think this guy should join the Catholic Church. He'd fit in well there.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jan 2006, 17:18
Replies: 8
Views: 1,854
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Alive or dead?

Guilt... who needs it?
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jan 2006, 03:01
Replies: 80
Views: 4,961
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: If you were searching for something illegal, you may be screwed.

So If I typed in "kiddie pron" in google and pressed search I could get in trouble? Or did I miss it entirely?
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jan 2006, 22:31
Replies: 22
Views: 2,600
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: [Football] TV Commercials for Feb. 4th

You don't know much then.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jan 2006, 20:48
Replies: 22
Views: 2,600
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: [Football] TV Commercials for Feb. 4th

My useless commas are a result of last minute sentance editing and forgetfullness.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jan 2006, 20:41
Replies: 22
Views: 2,600
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: [Football] TV Commercials for Feb. 4th

Football is the name.

Soccer, is the name the Brits should use.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jan 2006, 18:56
Replies: 22
Views: 2,600
Posted By QazokRouge5
[Football] TV Commercials for Feb. 4th

I wonder what commercials Budweiser will come up with this Superbowl season....

The three frogs -

Bud
Wies
Er
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jan 2006, 17:20
Replies: 25
Views: 2,768
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Bin Laden offers truce.

Hooray for peace.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jan 2006, 19:52
Replies: 47
Views: 3,893
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Seriously, Greenpeace, what the ****?

Ther TFR's (Temporary Flight Restrictions) here in America require us to avoid circling powerplants, oil fields, dams, bridges, football games or other densly populated places, and special events....
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jan 2006, 19:44
Replies: 47
Views: 3,893
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Seriously, Greenpeace, what the ****?

I laughed so hard at that I almost fell out of my chair.

Hooray for terrorism.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jan 2006, 22:54
Replies: 112
Views: 10,281
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Books

Hooray for book burning!
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jan 2006, 22:54
Replies: 12
Views: 2,130
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: [Not So] Grumpy Old Men

Hooray for dead black people.*



*MLK
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jan 2006, 22:51
Replies: 14
Views: 2,093
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Happy Martin Luther King Jr Day!

Hooray for white people.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jan 2006, 04:34
Replies: 66
Views: 4,917
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: A British and American cultural conflict

The British are more confrontational than Americans.

Americans, (most of them) are taught to turn the other cheek and avoid confrontation, or in our eyes embarrassment, at all costs.

It's...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jan 2006, 22:24
Replies: 55
Views: 5,081
Posted By QazokRouge5
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jan 2006, 21:10
Replies: 55
Views: 5,081
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Calling all philosophers...

I agree with JBG (for once). Everything has a philosophy, and it is indeed a broadly used term.

Christians have philosophy, refrain from sinning.
Doctors have philosophy, preserve life....
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jan 2006, 20:54
Replies: 80
Views: 6,469
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: 2006 GD Fitness Challenge

I'm 200 lbs and 6'2"

My workout routine (when I find the time to actually do it) is working out at least 3 days a week.

First day consists of upperbody weights or machines, and about 2 miles on...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jan 2006, 20:36
Replies: 30
Views: 3,244
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Predictions for 2006

You can be my wingman goosehorn
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jan 2006, 20:35
Replies: 32
Views: 3,517
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Top three items not to be used inside a school with children inside

LEGALLY, they did nothing wrong.

They were just murdered by the ATF's Tax Agents who had no business being there in the first place.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jan 2006, 20:16
Replies: 32
Views: 3,517
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Top three items not to be used inside a school with children inside

An excellent point.

Waco
Ruby Ridge
Dixie Highway Robberies
There was another burning of a house for some protestors but I can't remember where the hell it was at.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jan 2006, 20:05
Replies: 30
Views: 3,244
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Predictions for 2006

Margaret Thatcher dies.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Dec 2005, 00:21
Replies: 67
Views: 6,379
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Stanley "Tookie" Williams (hey dda!)

Goto Google, and ask for a calculator, and the ages that you can serve in the American army.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Dec 2005, 19:33
Replies: 67
Views: 6,379
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Stanley "Tookie" Williams (hey dda!)

Tell me how a 51 year old man murdered in the 80's was a vietnam vet? Maybe WW2 dumbass.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Dec 2005, 06:52
Replies: 67
Views: 6,379
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Stanley "Tookie" Williams (hey dda!)

Wrong. You speak a different dialect of the english language.

Only in Europe\Britain do they not have respect for the people who served thier country and gave them freedom.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Dec 2005, 06:58
Replies: 67
Views: 6,379
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Stanley "Tookie" Williams (hey dda!)

The guy held up A 7-11 and shot a 51 year old veteran in the back with a shotgun twice. WHILE HE WAS LAYING DOWN ON THE GROUND.

He then held up a motel, and for the AWESOME SUM OF 100$ he shot and...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Dec 2005, 06:04
Replies: 25
Views: 3,004
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Americans! Help a brother out.

I thought you left the forums? :(
Forum: General Discussions 7 Dec 2005, 20:09
Replies: 15
Views: 2,505
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: It's Dickheads Like This That Irritate People Like Me

Yeah thats a British thing... we don't really do any of that over here unless you goto a huge airport like LAX. Everything is free.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Dec 2005, 06:58
Replies: 15
Views: 2,505
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: It's Dickheads Like This That Irritate People Like Me

Everything is pretty well free here, except maybe at an insanely huge airport like O'hare and DFW or something.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Dec 2005, 04:38
Replies: 28
Views: 2,177
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Killing People

I'd say that unless you have killing dreams often, it's just your imagination.

Here's a good rule of thumb: If you feel guilty in the dream for whatever you did... then there's some kind oif...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Dec 2005, 04:32
Replies: 15
Views: 2,505
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: It's Dickheads Like This That Irritate People Like Me

I'm class D airspace, so no we don't have radar.

Hm... Since I'm through a University I don't have to pay for it... but I've never even really heard of having to pay for its use in the first...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Dec 2005, 18:30
Replies: 15
Views: 2,505
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: It's Dickheads Like This That Irritate People Like Me

Still though, it's the concept Phil^, the concept.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Dec 2005, 18:22
Replies: 15
Views: 2,505
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: It's Dickheads Like This That Irritate People Like Me

Your mom hates faggotry but she still had sex with me. :(
Forum: General Discussions 6 Dec 2005, 18:19
Replies: 15
Views: 2,505
Posted By QazokRouge5
It's Dickheads Like This That Irritate People Like Me

****ING STUPID COCKBIRD! I HOPE GOD SMITES YOU DOWN WITH PEAS AND SULPHER! AND BRIMSTONE TOO!

So we're flying yesterday into the pattern of the local airport after an X-C flight. Everything is...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Dec 2005, 17:44
Replies: 34
Views: 3,937
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: So we went wild boar hunting last week....

WE SHOT IT BECAUSE IT WAS BLACK AND IT SMELLED!
Forum: General Discussions 5 Dec 2005, 02:44
Replies: 53
Views: 10,469
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Christmas!

I would like to take the time to protest this thread.

[begin arab antichrist rant]
NOT ALL OF US CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS! AND WE DONT BELIEVE IN IT!

YOU SHOULD CHANGE THE NAME OF THIS THREAD TO...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Dec 2005, 02:34
Replies: 34
Views: 3,937
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: So we went wild boar hunting last week....

Yes JJ, it is a big property.

No S|k, I goto school in Oklahoma, I'm from (parents house) Texas.

No horn, he wasn't black.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Nov 2005, 23:40
Replies: 34
Views: 3,937
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: So we went wild boar hunting last week....

Ah, perhaps I should clarify.

We own about 3000 acres of land about 20 miles south of our house, most of it going to crops and hay grazer feilds for cattle. These wild boars that roam about eat...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Nov 2005, 20:44
Replies: 34
Views: 3,937
Posted By QazokRouge5
So we went wild boar hunting last week....

And only got two boars, a skunk, a rabbit, and a blackbird.

Wasted 12 hours. :(
Forum: General Discussions 30 Nov 2005, 17:46
Replies: 17
Views: 2,821
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: It's Hammer Time

SEE, IF CALIFORNIA DIDN'T HAVE SUCH STRICT GUN LAWS, THE (victim\killer) COULD HAVE (defended themselves\killed them quicker).
Forum: General Discussions 30 Nov 2005, 17:39
Replies: 16
Views: 3,812
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Sweet Jesus

Any of you lads (hehe I made a funny) drink Shiner?
Forum: General Discussions 20 Nov 2005, 06:28
Replies: 31
Views: 3,750
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: [Boring]Radiator heating problem.

I have my window up, my ceiling fan on, my Air conditioner set to about 55 and about 3 comforters on my bed. I'm nice and 'toasty'.

Do you like me now?

WELL, DO YOU????
Forum: General Discussions 20 Nov 2005, 04:00
Replies: 37
Cnn
Views: 6,026
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Cnn

Sparrows here in the states are a common annoyance. I can't possibly count how many I have shot... upwards of 35 I'm sure.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Nov 2005, 01:43
Replies: 44
Views: 4,372
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Passwords, how do you manage?

I only use 3 too... and they're ridiculously simple.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Nov 2005, 22:08
Replies: 46
Views: 5,475
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: The First Holocaust

It's nice to know that GD completely misunderstood and missed my point. It makes me ponder about your comprehension abilities.

Moving along....

My point was not that I thought the world should...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Nov 2005, 21:01
Replies: 46
Views: 5,475
Posted By QazokRouge5
Forum: General Discussions 17 Nov 2005, 02:14
Replies: 37
Cnn
Views: 6,026
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Cnn

Typical dumbass europeans.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Nov 2005, 23:51
Replies: 46
Views: 5,475
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: The First Holocaust

Are you on drugs?

Here's the award for most off topic and unresponsive post ever made.

If you weren't a mod I would have them send you a warning PM and then a ban.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Nov 2005, 20:52
Replies: 46
Views: 5,475
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: The First Holocaust

Well think about it from a different perspective... if 2+ million people hadnt been killed (i confess I have no clue how many were killed) then they would ahve reproduced etc. etc.

Maybe this was...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Nov 2005, 17:46
Replies: 46
Views: 5,475
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: The First Holocaust

Well... I wonder what the world would be like if the holocausts didn't happen. Perhaps we would be over-populated?

There was no holocaust. Ever. You're all just capitalist dogs looking to degrade...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Nov 2005, 18:25
Replies: 32
Views: 3,080
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: [A little hard to follow] Conceptualising Infinity

You're touching on the old question of

"If a tree falls and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?"

This can help to explain your question of "What is reality outside of our...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Nov 2005, 19:55
Replies: 40
Views: 5,742
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Could we have a legal opinion on what seems to be a horribly large amount of damages

MODS, SEIZE HIM!!!

Posting a link to a news thread without any explanation??!!??!!

Surely this is terms for a ban since it was terms for others who have done such mischevious misdeeds!
Forum: General Discussions 9 Nov 2005, 18:29
Replies: 13
Views: 2,486
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: I think I just made a prophecy...

Correct sir. Alas, DDA is wise beyond his years.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Nov 2005, 18:07
Replies: 13
Views: 2,486
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: I think I just made a prophecy...

I believe that you all missed the "point" of this thread.

I was predicting the end of GD by an unsavory means of annihilation.

I like Pink and Green Vaio.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Nov 2005, 21:09
Replies: 13
Views: 2,486
Posted By QazokRouge5
I think I just made a prophecy...

And lo, the world shall witness my mark upon the skies, apparant to all and challenged by none.
The world shall reap the consequences of its actions, and then weep upon judgement.
Mercy shall be...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Nov 2005, 19:04
Replies: 42
Views: 4,089
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Joke of the week

You're all going to hell. Twice.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Oct 2005, 18:35
Replies: 33
Views: 4,356
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Being Clever

I'm Britain and Europes only hope for salvation.

It is through me, my chilren, that you can hope to redeem yourselves.

Applications for redemption can be found in my blonde 22 year old DD...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Oct 2005, 18:24
Replies: 9
Views: 1,948
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: nazi pop from the USA

I'm glad someone from America is keeping the old ways intact.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Oct 2005, 18:22
Replies: 57
Views: 6,645
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Uni - Is It Worth It?

Is it worth it? Let me work it.
I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it.

I think that just about sums up this thread.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Oct 2005, 18:30
Replies: 17
Views: 2,694
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Dear XYZ

Dear XYZ,

Get out of the airplane, and don't get back in. You can't fly. You're not Tom Cruise. You can't even do a power on stall correctly. Please buy a dog, or get a hobby that keeps your feet...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Oct 2005, 19:13
Replies: 28
Views: 2,850
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: gmail chaning to googlemail.

I thought we established that it was because they don't have vaginas....
Forum: General Discussions 19 Oct 2005, 18:40
Replies: 30
Views: 3,404
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: dda Ramblings---2

IM TEXAN YOU ENGLISH TWAT!
Forum: General Discussions 12 Oct 2005, 20:23
Replies: 60
Views: 4,427
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Big bi Manson's big bi angst thread

lol.. if you cant shock 'em... spock 'em, if you cant spock 'em... block 'em.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Oct 2005, 18:59
Replies: 60
Views: 4,427
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Big bi Manson's big bi angst thread

Just ask him what his favorite condoms are.

If he says ribbed, he's definatly bi.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Oct 2005, 18:52
Replies: 36
Views: 3,822
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: The decline and fall of the British nation

Is this the appropriate place for an "I told you so?"
Forum: General Discussions 12 Oct 2005, 18:49
Replies: 60
Views: 4,427
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Big bi Manson's big bi angst thread

Are you sure that after you have sex with him your feelings wont go away?

Maybe you just want to have sex with him so bad that after it's done and dusted* you wont feel satisfied.

*hehe
Forum: General Discussions 11 Oct 2005, 18:05
Replies: 50
Views: 5,463
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: No rascims in the U.S.A

Close the thread, Yahwe has posted.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Oct 2005, 17:59
Replies: 50
Views: 5,463
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: No rascims in the U.S.A

You hit the nail on the head, dear sir.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Oct 2005, 17:47
Replies: 50
Views: 5,463
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: No rascims in the U.S.A

Hehe... you said 'obtuse'.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Oct 2005, 17:22
Replies: 50
Views: 5,463
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: No rascims in the U.S.A

They chose that for themselves.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Oct 2005, 17:16
Replies: 50
Views: 5,463
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: No rascims in the U.S.A

We stayed in a Casino Hotel, so we were right in the thick of the city. I'm sure the middle white class suburbs are similar, however the city itself was just trash. San Fran lacks the French Quarters...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Oct 2005, 17:02
Replies: 38
Views: 2,866
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: The bad kinda good news

I would reccomend avoiding said bar, however, yes talk baout her puppies.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Oct 2005, 16:38
Replies: 50
Views: 5,463
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: No rascims in the U.S.A

Have any of you actually BEEN to New Orleans?

I'm sure some of you have, for sake of this argument. :rolleyes:

I'd be willing to bet that maybe 5 of you max have been there, if that many.

I...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Oct 2005, 19:40
Replies: 75
Views: 6,657
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Get paid to improve America

Am I allowed a hug and a squeeze?
Forum: General Discussions 10 Oct 2005, 19:30
Replies: 75
Views: 6,657
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Get paid to improve America

compared to a neo-nazi british tea cup?
Forum: General Discussions 10 Oct 2005, 19:26
Replies: 75
Views: 6,657
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Get paid to improve America

I find my post to be among the smae levels of Marilyn Mansons... but oh wait, he's part of the 'in' crowd. I'm American.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Oct 2005, 19:21
Replies: 50
Views: 5,463
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: No rascims in the U.S.A

They should have tried harder. Some twat sent me rep and called me a racist twat, i find that calling an entire city trash is hardly racism.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Oct 2005, 18:33
Replies: 75
Views: 6,657
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Get paid to improve America

-Invade the British Isles and practice the "scorched earth" policy.

-Convert the rest of Europe into slaves.

-Use Africa as a free hunting ground, people included as game.

-Use the "scorched...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Oct 2005, 18:25
Replies: 50
Views: 5,463
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: No rascims in the U.S.A

I honestly believe that they should have let all of the trash in New Orleans drown instead of evacuating them.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Oct 2005, 18:36
Replies: 20
Views: 2,698
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: don't kill over spilled milk

I'd like to point out that the game was infact a rainbow 6 game and not halo. kthxbye.

I would have fed my kid to the hogs if he ever talked like that to me.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Sep 2005, 03:58
Replies: 84
Views: 6,279
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Britain

America and Britain are probably the two biggest police states in the world. People just don't know it.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Sep 2005, 03:44
Replies: 16
Views: 3,057
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Giant Squid finally photographed, 59 feet (18 meters)

I KNOW OF A BIGGER ANIMAL, THE QAZOKIUS PENIUS. ITS ****ING HUGE, MAN.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Sep 2005, 20:07
Replies: 9
Views: 1,774
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Six Degrees of Kurashima

Is this like a chain-letter thing?
Forum: General Discussions 19 Sep 2005, 17:14
Replies: 43
Views: 3,562
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Talk like a pirate day

I find it rather disturbing that the first thing that comes to mind when I see "yar" is "yahwe".

Strange coincidence?

To put it in pirate speak, as to satisfy the terms of this thread...
...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Sep 2005, 17:10
Replies: 58
Views: 4,392
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Hello trolls and dancing banannas....

Nomination for most off topic thread of the year.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Sep 2005, 17:09
Replies: 6
Views: 1,809
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: help me out plz

HOORAY, someone taking flak besides me!!!!!111

MODS, SEIZE HIM!!!!111
Forum: General Discussions 16 Sep 2005, 00:55
Replies: 33
Views: 3,316
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: A funny joke

This whole thread made put me in a state of hopeless despair. Off to tap the keg.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Sep 2005, 23:27
Replies: 38
Views: 3,327
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: New Neg Rep System

Our english isn't as horribly complicated as your panty stricken version is
Forum: General Discussions 14 Sep 2005, 19:08
Replies: 58
Views: 4,392
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Hello trolls and dancing banannas....

This statement sent shivers down my spine and made me look over my shoulder in the public library.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Sep 2005, 18:47
Replies: 58
Views: 4,392
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Hello trolls and dancing banannas....

He quite clearly stated that he would close and temp-ban on account of behavior not nationality.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Sep 2005, 18:19
Replies: 58
Views: 4,392
Posted By QazokRouge5
Hello trolls and dancing banannas....

**Please read my disclaimer at the end of the thread before proceeding with this post.

As you all know, there have been several if not dozens of accusations about trolling over the past week or...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Sep 2005, 16:42
Replies: 15
Views: 2,467
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Different names of the Penis

TROLL ALERT!!! FORUM MODS, SEIZE HIM!!!
Forum: General Discussions 14 Sep 2005, 14:46
Replies: 56
Views: 5,460
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: British police gone nuts

When you're right on these forums they say that youre trolling.

How convenient.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Sep 2005, 04:55
Replies: 10
Views: 2,213
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Tropical storms reach the west coast of Norway

So much for being the best country in the world. :rolleyes:
Forum: General Discussions 14 Sep 2005, 04:22
Replies: 15
Views: 2,467
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Different names of the Penis

Yahwe gets the award for Originality of the week. Congratulations ****face.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Sep 2005, 04:20
Replies: 15
Views: 2,467
Posted By QazokRouge5
Different names of the Penis

Dick
Penis
Tally whacker
Cock


etc.


What can GD come up with?
Forum: General Discussions 13 Sep 2005, 23:47
Replies: 56
Views: 5,460
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: British police gone nuts

Who's gimick account are you?

Oh this must bea joke....
Forum: General Discussions 13 Sep 2005, 23:44
Replies: 38
Views: 3,327
Posted By QazokRouge5
Forum: General Discussions 13 Sep 2005, 20:17
Replies: 38
Views: 3,327
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: New Neg Rep System

You ****s Took Away My Red Blobs Ffs Wtf
Forum: General Discussions 13 Sep 2005, 20:16
Replies: 38
Views: 3,327
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: New Neg Rep System

And pos reps are equal to "greatness"... in fact its equal to ass kissing or agreeing with yahwe, or being british
Forum: General Discussions 13 Sep 2005, 17:49
Replies: 93
Views: 6,357
Posted By QazokRouge5
Forum: General Discussions 13 Sep 2005, 17:34
Replies: 38
Views: 3,327
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: New Neg Rep System

You have -786 Reputation points.

Do the math.

Unfortunatly, I get green reps for making 'good' posts from time to time.

Puny Mortals.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Sep 2005, 17:32
Replies: 22
Views: 2,783
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: I'd prefer it to be Bush

Europeans commenting on a city they have never been to, halfway around the world, with a comprehensive knowledge of the situation comparable to that of a pencil.

Well done lads, well done.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Sep 2005, 17:25
Replies: 38
Views: 3,327
Posted By QazokRouge5
New Neg Rep System

User is on a distinguished road to hell = -10
User will become infamous soon enough = -50
User has a dreadful aura about = -150
User is a rusted nail = -250
User is just really evil = -350 ...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Sep 2005, 17:15
Replies: 56
Views: 5,460
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: British police gone nuts

My response to this statement is henceforth:

"If the cops were under sniper fire, they would have been unable to return fire."

Assuming of course that this is not Iraq in which a 13 year old...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Sep 2005, 17:07
Replies: 56
Views: 5,460
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: British police gone nuts

And they say America is bad.

"NUKE THE UK," I've always said. Just a bunch of mindless gun controlling nazis who shoot innocent civilians.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Sep 2005, 18:49
Replies: 33
Views: 3,899
Posted By QazokRouge5
Re: Question

My brother got one after his third kid.

Upon recieving said child I asked him, I says,

"Brother mine, doth thou not knoweth what causeth le babies?"

He said to me,

"Oy, I'll stop washing...
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