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Forum: General Discussions 3 Oct 2003, 19:52
Replies: 7
Views: 1,610
Posted By Woof
Forum: General Discussions 3 Oct 2003, 19:49
Replies: 7
Views: 1,610
Posted By Woof
Re: Woof discovers 'comedy' bug in new forum

Just being an active beta tester !
Forum: General Discussions 3 Oct 2003, 19:44
Replies: 7
Views: 1,610
Posted By Woof
Woof discovers 'comedy' bug in new forum

Look at the reason for editing, below my sig, its not covered by the censor!

Well it can still get you banned though ;)
Although I may turn the censor off anyway but nm
Forum: General Discussions 3 Oct 2003, 19:41
Replies: 10
Views: 823
Posted By Woof
Re: The state of the British singles chart

Vaio, 4 more posts and you will be 1337, LOL11112234545!!!!

And yes, you're right, they are crap.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Oct 2003, 19:14
Replies: 34
Views: 973
Posted By Woof
Re: So the new forums are up

When are you gonna make some pretteh style sets?
Forum: General Discussions 3 Oct 2003, 19:10
Replies: 46
Views: 1,670
Posted By Woof
Re: test

Post counts are enabled, who has the biggest e-penis?
Forum: General Discussions 3 Oct 2003, 19:08
Replies: 46
Views: 1,670
Posted By Woof
Re: test

The new style sets are wank.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Sep 2003, 17:56
Replies: 38
Views: 1,400
Posted By Woof
I think you're forgetting a fundemental problem...

I think you're forgetting a fundemental problem with PAX.
That it's crap!
Forum: General Discussions 27 Sep 2003, 16:57
Replies: 38
Views: 1,400
Posted By Woof
I think you're preaching to the converted here on...

I think you're preaching to the converted here on GD, i don't think anyone bothers playing the game anymore.
Infact i don't think anyone has bothered playing for several rounds now.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Sep 2003, 20:27
Replies: 5
Views: 747
Posted By Woof
Forum: General Discussions 26 Sep 2003, 17:59
Replies: 38
Views: 1,171
Posted By Woof
i would like to see :******: enabled please. ...

i would like to see :******: enabled please.

EDIT: ^^ Since when has ****ing ****** been censored!
Forum: General Discussions 25 Sep 2003, 13:08
Replies: 15
Views: 756
Posted By Woof
Blaine is a 'tard. He deserves all the eggs...

Blaine is a 'tard.
He deserves all the eggs thrown at him, and more besides!
Forum: General Discussions 23 Sep 2003, 21:47
Replies: 10
Views: 776
Posted By Woof
Keeps doing it for me in Opera too.

Keeps doing it for me in Opera too.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Sep 2003, 20:45
Replies: 177
Views: 6,871
Posted By Woof
To: [email protected] ...

To: [email protected]
Subject: Planetarion Passport
From: "Planetarion Passport" <[email protected]>
Date: Tue, 23 Sep 2003 18:49:15 +0000


Hi Tseia,

Thank you for signing...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Sep 2003, 20:34
Replies: 177
Views: 6,871
Posted By Woof
Fine, don't say i didn't try to give it back then!

Fine, don't say i didn't try to give it back then!
Forum: General Discussions 23 Sep 2003, 20:26
Replies: 54
Views: 1,398
Posted By Woof
I'm a Dec 2000'er too :banana: I can honestly...

I'm a Dec 2000'er too :banana:
I can honestly say in nearly three years i've contibuted nothing to this exciting community.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Sep 2003, 20:13
Replies: 177
Views: 6,871
Posted By Woof
oh, the fun we could have with RP nicks... ...

oh, the fun we could have with RP nicks...




(Concerning your edit don't try my patience.-JBG)
Forum: General Discussions 23 Sep 2003, 19:23
Replies: 177
Views: 6,871
Posted By Woof
So when brainstorming and beta testing the...

So when brainstorming and beta testing the Passport feature, someone somewhere, never thought a delete button would be useful?
So for example, if the mightygoat or shia, signed up for a Passport you...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Sep 2003, 18:50
Replies: 22
Views: 1,027
Posted By Woof
Yeah, but a fake MrL would say that!

Yeah, but a fake MrL would say that!
Forum: General Discussions 23 Sep 2003, 18:48
Replies: 177
Views: 6,871
Posted By Woof
This really has to go down as the greatest PA...

This really has to go down as the greatest PA screw up of all PA screw ups.
You really couldn't write this comedy!
Forum: General Discussions 23 Sep 2003, 18:42
Replies: 22
Views: 1,027
Posted By Woof
Yeah, but a fake MrL would say that!

Yeah, but a fake MrL would say that!
Forum: General Discussions 23 Sep 2003, 18:41
Replies: 43
Views: 1,259
Posted By Woof
That's gotta be a fake Nod, a real Nod's thread...

That's gotta be a fake Nod, a real Nod's thread is never that interesting!
Forum: General Discussions 23 Sep 2003, 18:38
Replies: 22
Views: 1,027
Posted By Woof
What's going on?

What's going on?
Forum: General Discussions 23 Sep 2003, 18:31
Replies: 22
Views: 1,027
Posted By Woof
But... Did the real MrL_JaKiri post the "I...

But...

Did the real MrL_JaKiri post the "I Resign" thread and the fake MrL_JaKiri post the "Ive been hack0red" thread?

or

Did the fake MrL_JaKiri post the "I Resign" thread and the real...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Sep 2003, 18:02
Replies: 177
Views: 6,871
Posted By Woof
Sometimes, I just love the farse that is PA :) ...

Sometimes, I just love the farse that is PA :)
Only PA could code in retard++
Forum: General Discussions 23 Sep 2003, 17:56
Replies: 57
Views: 1,375
Posted By Woof
Three months ago, nearly to the day, i predicted...

Three months ago, nearly to the day, i predicted this c0ck up. :banana:
See, i know stuff
Forum: General Discussions 21 Sep 2003, 23:19
Replies: 31
Views: 988
Posted By Woof
Does hitting 'Sign Up' mean i might actually have...

Does hitting 'Sign Up' mean i might actually have to play/login to the game :eek:
Forum: General Discussions 18 Sep 2003, 13:50
Replies: 7
Views: 455
Posted By Woof
Comedy 'McDonalds' option.

Comedy 'McDonalds' option.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Sep 2003, 18:10
Replies: 29
Views: 3,830
Posted By Woof
fap fap fap

fap fap fap
Forum: General Discussions 16 Sep 2003, 19:06
Replies: 28
Views: 907
Posted By Woof
Opps, my silly!

Opps, my silly!
Forum: General Discussions 16 Sep 2003, 18:57
Replies: 28
Views: 907
Posted By Woof
Looks like you'll be having lots more too!

Looks like you'll be having lots more too!
Forum: General Discussions 16 Sep 2003, 18:53
Replies: 115
Views: 2,877
Posted By Woof
Who cares about america rewriting history....look...

Who cares about america rewriting history....look what they did to The Italian Job FFS !
Forum: General Discussions 16 Sep 2003, 18:50
Replies: 28
Views: 907
Posted By Woof
Maybe america will take the likes of Kyoto...

Maybe america will take the likes of Kyoto agreement more seriously in future.

I liek irony.
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 15 Sep 2003, 22:40
Replies: 75
Views: 2,566
Posted By Woof
Does anyone really care about the portal? I...

Does anyone really care about the portal?
I mean the only links i ever use are login and the forum index pages.
The only time i have visited the portal recently is to see what all the fuss is about...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 15 Sep 2003, 19:27
Replies: 34
Views: 1,666
Posted By Woof
I think we could do with having some more...

I think we could do with having some more white/gray font on the mining screen.
PAX is lacking on the white or gray font/buttons/boxes for my liking.
I mean, having a nice little icon for M, C and...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 15 Sep 2003, 19:21
Replies: 34
Views: 1,666
Posted By Woof
I signed up for PAX, but have so far logged in...

I signed up for PAX, but have so far logged in about twice.
I have been playing since round 1 and to be honest i can't be arsed to learn a new game.
The most fun i have had so far was renaming...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Sep 2003, 09:24
Replies: 16
Views: 871
Posted By Woof
Maybe this is a form of natural selection. The...

Maybe this is a form of natural selection.
The crap sister who is no good at tennis dies, while the good tennis genes survive.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Sep 2003, 07:20
Replies: 34
Views: 736
Posted By Woof
Heh, i used to have two voodoo 2 cards in SLI.

Heh, i used to have two voodoo 2 cards in SLI.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Sep 2003, 14:07
Replies: 33
Views: 801
Posted By Woof
How come these errors are always americans...

How come these errors are always americans killing British/Canadian/Coalition forces, and never americans killing americans?
The 'cowboys' should still be held accountable for their actions and not...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Sep 2003, 08:41
Replies: 22
Views: 653
Posted By Woof
I do this all the time! The last thing i ever...

I do this all the time!
The last thing i ever do before i leave the house is pick up my keys, so i have to paint a mental image of me picking up my keys and my book.
That way when i pick my keys...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Sep 2003, 08:38
Replies: 2
Views: 487
Posted By Woof
Even better than Cannon & Ball?

Even better than Cannon & Ball?
Forum: General Discussions 12 Sep 2003, 08:36
Replies: 13
Views: 742
Posted By Woof
l33t speak is the single worst thing to happen to...

l33t speak is the single worst thing to happen to the internet, ever.
It is even worse than 'AOL-ism'
Forum: General Discussions 12 Sep 2003, 08:33
Replies: 31
Views: 788
Posted By Woof
I missed it, were Billie's wobbly bits worth...

I missed it, were Billie's wobbly bits worth watching the film for?
Forum: General Discussions 11 Sep 2003, 13:52
Replies: 8
Views: 574
Posted By Woof
I first scanned the thread topic and thought it...

I first scanned the thread topic and thought it read :ny:
I thought to myself, "oh no a cheesy 9/11 type smilie" but thankfully it wasn't.

:devil: :devil:
:bunny: :bunny:
:devil: :devil:...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Sep 2003, 08:36
Replies: 17
Views: 665
Posted By Woof
Blaine Bothering is the funneh. In america...

Blaine Bothering is the funneh.
In america people came to admire him as he stood in a block of ice.
In England people come with the soul purpose of breaking his soul.

I looking forward to when...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Sep 2003, 03:21
Replies: 18
Views: 790
Posted By Woof
Just sit back, and Let's Roll with all the cheesy...

Just sit back, and Let's Roll with all the cheesy Never Forget patriotic crap from We're Number One! america, over the next few days.
On the plus side, you'll get to see replays of all the cool TV...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Sep 2003, 03:09
Replies: 31
Views: 788
Posted By Woof
Is this the one with Billie Piper in? If so,...

Is this the one with Billie Piper in?
If so, dosen't she get her wobbly bits out?
Forum: General Discussions 11 Sep 2003, 03:07
Replies: 22
Views: 841
Posted By Woof
Next election will america be needing the...

Next election will america be needing the services of UN supervision, to ensure a fair and democratic election takes place, like the UN does in South Africa?
Or do you guys promise to do it properly...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Sep 2003, 03:02
Replies: 22
Views: 1,011
Posted By Woof
The most evil thing about 9/11 is having to put...

The most evil thing about 9/11 is having to put up with 9/11 being shoved in your face.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Sep 2003, 08:49
Replies: 26
Views: 787
Posted By Woof
How they hell did you make London in 2.5 hours...

How they hell did you make London in 2.5 hours from there, you must have been gunning it?
Forum: General Discussions 8 Sep 2003, 15:54
Replies: 52
Views: 1,457
Posted By Woof
The reports about a people trying to hit his...

The reports about a people trying to hit his glass cage with golf balls made me laugh!
Forum: General Discussions 8 Sep 2003, 11:07
Replies: 6
Views: 536
Posted By Woof
www.ASEAindustrialrobotsystems.com

www.ASEAindustrialrobotsystems.com
Forum: General Discussions 8 Sep 2003, 10:34
Replies: 46
Views: 1,400
Posted By Woof
The best album i've heard in ages, is the Kings...

The best album i've heard in ages, is the Kings of Leon.
That guy has such a :cool: voice.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Sep 2003, 10:24
Replies: 18
Views: 685
Posted By Woof
Re: Damn alien abductions

YUK, Catherine Zeat Jones!
Those aliens must be pure evil to inflict a nekkid CZJ on you :(
Forum: General Discussions 8 Sep 2003, 08:51
Replies: 17
Views: 673
Posted By Woof
Surly he'll just pick the one with the biggest...

Surly he'll just pick the one with the biggest tits?
Forum: General Discussions 7 Sep 2003, 10:28
Replies: 49
Views: 944
Posted By Woof
Way to go, grammar boy!

Way to go, grammar boy!
Forum: General Discussions 7 Sep 2003, 09:18
Replies: 22
Views: 606
Posted By Woof
Was 'Window --> Closed' there before 7.20? ...

Was 'Window --> Closed' there before 7.20?
That's a kinda handy feature.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Sep 2003, 08:56
Replies: 6
Views: 452
Posted By Woof
Are you running 2k or XP? If so, its a service...

Are you running 2k or XP?
If so, its a service that is running in the background.
You can turn it off, Click Services under Administrative Tools and look for 'Messenger' i think.
I think NAV turns...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Sep 2003, 08:27
Replies: 28
Views: 722
Posted By Woof
Did any of you die on it?

Did any of you die on it?
Forum: General Discussions 5 Sep 2003, 19:16
Replies: 21
Views: 786
Posted By Woof
Only a nekkid picture really says "mum, we love...

Only a nekkid picture really says "mum, we love you"
Forum: General Discussions 5 Sep 2003, 17:43
Replies: 19
Views: 743
Posted By Woof
I'm guessing Cherry Hinton

I'm guessing Cherry Hinton
Forum: General Discussions 5 Sep 2003, 17:41
Replies: 12
Views: 723
Posted By Woof
I win you at TFC...

I win you at TFC (http://www.cuci.nl/~imusson/clan.htm), now go away.

PS. Aint you about five years too late, with this?
Forum: General Discussions 5 Sep 2003, 17:26
Replies: 8
Views: 1,437
Posted By Woof
Big Stink Over 'FART TAX'

heh (http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-12761734,00.html)
Forum: General Discussions 5 Sep 2003, 11:55
Replies: 46
Views: 1,400
Posted By Woof
I remember reading a mate's copy of Kerrang at...

I remember reading a mate's copy of Kerrang at skool and it was full of thrash metal bands?
Has it gone all Gareth Gates now?
Forum: General Discussions 5 Sep 2003, 11:48
Replies: 125
Views: 2,477
Posted By Woof
I like how Rummy is now asking 'Old Europe', who...

I like how Rummy is now asking 'Old Europe', who before the Iraq war were 'irrelevant', to help sort out the mess which america has helped create, by sending in UN troops to post war Iraq.

I hope...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Sep 2003, 10:40
Replies: 16
Views: 826
Posted By Woof
Korea is too orangey for crows.

Korea is too orangey for crows.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Sep 2003, 10:20
Replies: 15
Views: 485
Posted By Woof
Have a beer on me! I'll pay you, when i see you.

Have a beer on me!
I'll pay you, when i see you.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Sep 2003, 10:19
Replies: 7
Views: 462
Posted By Woof
Just don't print stuff.

Just don't print stuff.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Sep 2003, 10:17
Replies: 7
Views: 500
Posted By Woof
I could have gotten away with it, if it wasn't...

I could have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for you pesky kids!
Forum: General Discussions 5 Sep 2003, 10:15
Replies: 10
Views: 488
Posted By Woof
What's more fun then teaching young boys how to...

What's more fun then teaching young boys how to play hockey.......teaching young boys to play hockey naked!
Forum: General Discussions 5 Sep 2003, 08:40
Replies: 7
Views: 500
Posted By Woof
Thanks :)

Thanks :)
Forum: General Discussions 4 Sep 2003, 19:28
Replies: 69
Views: 1,176
Posted By Woof
Pulling cotton wool balls apart. When the...

Pulling cotton wool balls apart.
When the cotton rubs against itself as you pull makes me cringe.

Reading GD.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Sep 2003, 19:24
Replies: 16
Views: 1,811
Posted By Woof
Pyro posted that on SA!

Pyro posted that on SA!
Forum: General Discussions 4 Sep 2003, 19:15
Replies: 34
Views: 735
Posted By Woof
Format and give it to a school. That's what i...

Format and give it to a school.
That's what i did with my old computer, they'll be happy and you'll feel all warm and fuzzy that you helped school kids surf for pr0n.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Sep 2003, 19:11
Replies: 4
Views: 437
Posted By Woof
I don't get any forum banners :)

I don't get any forum banners :)
Forum: General Discussions 4 Sep 2003, 19:09
Replies: 15
Views: 581
Posted By Woof
Agreed. Even if fat arse got his magic pills and...

Agreed. Even if fat arse got his magic pills and woke up tomorrow weighing 12 stone, it won't change his life style.

Going to the gym, exercising and eating properly is all about changing your...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Sep 2003, 17:25
Replies: 10
Views: 512
Posted By Woof
^^^ i want IMG tags on PAX forums! Who would...

^^^ i want IMG tags on PAX forums!

Who would be the first to IMG tag hello.jpg, comedy gold!
Forum: General Discussions 4 Sep 2003, 14:17
Replies: 15
Views: 581
Posted By Woof
Why dosen't Barry Austin get off his fat arse,...

Why dosen't Barry Austin get off his fat arse, stop eating XL Double Whoppers for breakfast and eat properly and go to the gym.

He's just sitting there waiting for wonder drug #100 to come along...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Sep 2003, 14:08
Replies: 10
Views: 512
Posted By Woof
I expected comedy gold in your comedy gold...

I expected comedy gold in your comedy gold thread.
French & Saunders have never achieved comedy gold, ever!
Forum: General Discussions 4 Sep 2003, 14:05
Replies: 5
Views: 419
Posted By Woof
He'll cheat on her, for PA. You know it's only...

He'll cheat on her, for PA.
You know it's only a matter of time before he sets his alarm for one last attack.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Sep 2003, 13:44
Replies: 58
Views: 1,404
Posted By Woof
The ex ex miss Woof fooled around, i smiled and...

The ex ex miss Woof fooled around, i smiled and forgave her.
The ex ex miss Woof fooled around again, i smiled and forgave her.
The ex ex miss Woof and i went on holiday to the Maldives and she...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Sep 2003, 11:17
Replies: 11
Views: 479
Posted By Woof
Please provide linkage to said forum.

Please provide linkage to said forum.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Sep 2003, 11:14
Replies: 10
Views: 584
Posted By Woof
Was the pizza ok?

Was the pizza ok?
Forum: General Discussions 3 Sep 2003, 11:11
Replies: 42
Views: 1,392
Posted By Woof
Buy me a subscription to Vampy's pr0n site!!

Buy me a subscription to Vampy's pr0n site!!
Forum: General Discussions 3 Sep 2003, 11:09
Replies: 8
Views: 493
Posted By Woof
Anyone who uses Outlook Express has 'issues' :p

Anyone who uses Outlook Express has 'issues' :p
Forum: General Discussions 1 Sep 2003, 14:15
Replies: 217
Views: 4,428
Posted By Woof
I was born in Cambridge, and have lived within a...

I was born in Cambridge, and have lived within a 30 mile radius of Cambridge all my life.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Sep 2003, 14:01
Replies: 217
Views: 4,428
Posted By Woof
What ****s me off with illegal immigration is the...

What ****s me off with illegal immigration is the lack of will by Johhny Foreigner to intergrate into the British way of life.
You want to live in a country because your so oppressed in your...
Forum: General Discussions 31 Aug 2003, 10:22
Replies: 10
Views: 598
Posted By Woof
I thought the real DavinBrahm was permabanned by...

I thought the real DavinBrahm was permabanned by some clever mod trickery?
Forum: General Discussions 29 Aug 2003, 16:54
Replies: 6
Views: 483
Posted By Woof
Just under two weeks to go!

That's right, it will soon be 9/11 time again!
Time for some moral blackmailed mourning, and americans going off on one. :banana:
Forum: General Discussions 29 Aug 2003, 16:42
Replies: 23
Views: 767
Posted By Woof
There is nothing wrong or immoral with fit birds...

There is nothing wrong or immoral with fit birds wobbling their bits in your face!

What did the swordess say?
Forum: General Discussions 29 Aug 2003, 08:41
Replies: 25
Views: 1,386
Posted By Woof
My problem the other day was when i copied and...

My problem the other day was when i copied and pasted a post i'd written in Word, it wouldn't accept. it just kept giving me a remote error connection problem.

However, if i typed the reply...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Aug 2003, 20:36
Replies: 32
Views: 700
Posted By Woof
Just browsing through the Creative Convention...

Just browsing through the Creative Convention forum on SA and noticed a thread by Pyr0 called :nightvision:
Forum: General Discussions 28 Aug 2003, 20:19
Replies: 32
Views: 700
Posted By Woof
I've just discovered where :nv: originated from. ...

I've just discovered where :nv: originated from.
The internets a small place really.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Aug 2003, 18:56
Replies: 32
Views: 1,036
Posted By Woof
Females say the funnest things!

Females say the funnest things!
Forum: General Discussions 28 Aug 2003, 18:47
Replies: 38
Views: 717
Posted By Woof
Cut the pockets out of your trousers, so when the...

Cut the pockets out of your trousers, so when the conversations fails, you can easily crack one off.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Aug 2003, 18:20
Replies: 38
Views: 717
Posted By Woof
Q) Why doed Edward WoodWard have 4 D's in his...

Q) Why doed Edward WoodWard have 4 D's in his name?




A) Cos Ewar Woowar sounds stoopid!
Forum: General Discussions 28 Aug 2003, 11:49
Replies: 18
Views: 636
Posted By Woof
Woof's fat bird observations:- Have you...

Woof's fat bird observations:-

Have you ever noticed it's normally fatty who pinches your arse when down the pub/club?
Drunk fat birds are to be avoided at all costs. it's dangerous!
Never...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Aug 2003, 11:01
Replies: 18
Views: 636
Posted By Woof
I got off with a fat bird, i was really drunk, i...

I got off with a fat bird, i was really drunk, i gave her my munber, she called me, i paniced, i made an excuse, fat bird never called again.

I learnt my lesson, and I have never drunk again...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Aug 2003, 13:59
Replies: 32
Views: 700
Posted By Woof
Apart from discussions about Splinter Cell, when...

Apart from discussions about Splinter Cell, when would you use it? :nv:

When will :******: be introduced?
Forum: General Discussions 27 Aug 2003, 13:57
Replies: 33
Views: 1,138
Posted By Woof
Hey, those crazy darkies!

Hey, those crazy darkies!
Forum: General Discussions 26 Aug 2003, 20:31
Replies: 14
Views: 1,009
Posted By Woof
I'll see what i can do, no promises tho!

I'll see what i can do, no promises tho!
Forum: General Discussions 26 Aug 2003, 19:26
Replies: 14
Views: 1,009
Posted By Woof
On the Back cover of the CD sleeve, 3/4 of the...

On the Back cover of the CD sleeve, 3/4 of the way up it says "Alex Close and all at polydoor"
That'll be him!

I brought the CD, not because i really like the band, but cos one of my best mates...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Aug 2003, 18:54
Replies: 14
Views: 1,009
Posted By Woof
My mate went on Sunday to see the Yeah, Yeah,...

My mate went on Sunday to see the Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs cos he's the A&R who helped sign them.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Aug 2003, 14:00
Replies: 21
Views: 1,514
Posted By Woof
She really over-reacts whenever she catches me...

She really over-reacts whenever she catches me wearing her underwear.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Aug 2003, 11:53
Replies: 34
Views: 923
Posted By Woof
I really want some sort of lobotomy to remove the...

I really want some sort of lobotomy to remove the 'love' bit of my brain.
Loving causes more bad feelings than good, and is something i can do without.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Aug 2003, 10:10
Replies: 16
Views: 485
Posted By Woof
Re: Re: Muslim or someone from brazil...

Hmm, Interesting.
Does this mean we might have some evidence supporting the fact that Muslim may be genuine, and not be a gimmick?
Forum: General Discussions 20 Aug 2003, 10:04
Replies: 26
Views: 741
Posted By Woof
Beat up a small bloke, that will make you feel...

Beat up a small bloke, that will make you feel the big guy :banana:
Forum: General Discussions 19 Aug 2003, 20:02
Replies: 20
Views: 673
Posted By Woof
he's savouring all her curves for a memory wank...

he's savouring all her curves for a memory wank later.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Aug 2003, 20:01
Replies: 19
Views: 564
Posted By Woof
Were you naked when you discovered this...

Were you naked when you discovered this interesting fact?
Forum: General Discussions 19 Aug 2003, 18:55
Replies: 114
Views: 2,483
Posted By Woof
Yikes !:eek:

Yikes !:eek:
Forum: General Discussions 19 Aug 2003, 17:53
Replies: 114
Views: 2,483
Posted By Woof
YAY :banana:

YAY :banana:
Forum: General Discussions 19 Aug 2003, 13:41
Replies: 43
Views: 1,068
Posted By Woof
Someone who actually has life experience, who can...

Someone who actually has life experience, who can relate to things you're talking about, and dosen't just say "mmmm" after you've finhsed talking.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Aug 2003, 11:00
Replies: 43
Views: 1,119
Posted By Woof
The hawt blond story with revealing photos...

The hawt blond story with revealing photos (providing the photos are of females, or persons who are now biologically female for >3 months)
Forum: General Discussions 19 Aug 2003, 10:56
Replies: 114
Views: 2,483
Posted By Woof
What happened?

What happened?
Forum: General Discussions 19 Aug 2003, 10:55
Replies: 114
Views: 2,483
Posted By Woof
What be that song?

What be that song?
Forum: General Discussions 19 Aug 2003, 08:33
Replies: 68
Views: 1,771
Posted By Woof
Re: random love question #710

Not the DJ, is far too Cliche.
All blokes have an instant dislike for the DJ with his record spinning, cheesy music, bird pulling abilities.
Any girls seen hanging around the DJ are branded and...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Aug 2003, 11:30
Replies: 41
Views: 1,031
Posted By Woof
If you think that's bad, just ask GD for some...

If you think that's bad, just ask GD for some medical advice!
Forum: General Discussions 18 Aug 2003, 10:46
Replies: 114
Views: 2,483
Posted By Woof
Yeah, but cute receptionist girl wont be her.

Yeah, but cute receptionist girl wont be her.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Aug 2003, 08:56
Replies: 8
Views: 481
Posted By Woof
A quick Google found this example!

A quick Google found this example!
Forum: General Discussions 17 Aug 2003, 19:20
Replies: 1
Views: 377
Posted By Woof
I'm sure you can. Data > Import External Data >...

I'm sure you can.
Data > Import External Data > Import Data.

You should have a 'Select Data Source' box appear when you can choose various sources, such as access and Excel formats.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Aug 2003, 08:55
Replies: 30
Views: 587
Posted By Woof
:cool:

:cool:
Forum: General Discussions 16 Aug 2003, 08:50
Replies: 30
Views: 587
Posted By Woof
GD is a variant of CJD.

GD is a variant of CJD.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Aug 2003, 08:22
Replies: 33
Views: 1,093
Posted By Woof
I'm sure that figure is the only the declared...

I'm sure that figure is the only the declared military spending, i would imagine with black budget spending, this figure is way higher.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Aug 2003, 08:05
Replies: 41
Views: 1,031
Posted By Woof
Heh :banana:

Heh :banana:
Forum: General Discussions 16 Aug 2003, 08:00
Replies: 21
Views: 538
Posted By Woof
1) Don't forget to bunnyhop as you run for cover....

1) Don't forget to bunnyhop as you run for cover.
2) If you get shot in the head, its because the enemy is using a head shot script, call them a fag from across the battlefield.
3) Chill your...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2003, 18:26
Replies: 13
Views: 1,108
Posted By Woof
#1 That way you won't fear for you life next...

#1
That way you won't fear for you life next time you go down the pub.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2003, 15:40
Replies: 41
Views: 1,031
Posted By Woof
I think warrmr is a gimmick account. No one can...

I think warrmr is a gimmick account.
No one can actually spell that badly, to have passed through an educational system and gotten a job.
The real account owner is going for the "quirky spelling...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2003, 15:06
Replies: 114
Views: 2,483
Posted By Woof
Played it like the gentleman :cool:

Played it like the gentleman :cool:
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2003, 13:58
Replies: 41
Views: 1,031
Posted By Woof
Re: random love question

Depends on his grasp of the English langage.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2003, 13:54
Replies: 31
Views: 856
Posted By Woof
Maybe Bush should make up a tenuous link between...

Maybe Bush should make up a tenuous link between the power cuts and syria, the american public will buy it, and he gets to bomb another country.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2003, 13:51
Replies: 31
Views: 1,279
Posted By Woof
Bingo ! We have a winner.

Bingo !
We have a winner.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2003, 11:16
Replies: 38
Views: 873
Posted By Woof
Maybe the americans will understand how Iraqi's...

Maybe the americans will understand how Iraqi's feel with no power, after their country was bombed to pieces.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2003, 08:47
Replies: 31
Views: 1,279
Posted By Woof
Send an envelope full of talcum powder with a...

Send an envelope full of talcum powder with a death threat letter cut from newspaper headlines, for a comdey fake anthrax moment.
That will scare you dad from reading your mail in future!
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2003, 08:42
Replies: 36
Views: 755
Posted By Woof
It's all the fault of beer. Beer helps ugly...

It's all the fault of beer. Beer helps ugly people get sex.
Natural Selection failed to take into account the beer factor.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2003, 08:39
Replies: 7
Views: 329
Posted By Woof
Prolly some sort of diet supplement you take at...

Prolly some sort of diet supplement you take at night.
Like the penis enlarging pills i brought, i'm sure they don't work :(
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2003, 08:37
Replies: 15
Views: 1,091
Posted By Woof
What do you do with it?

What do you do with it?
Forum: General Discussions 14 Aug 2003, 19:31
Replies: 6
Views: 474
Posted By Woof
Re: i just had a hop in rp

Maybe you should have created thread about a fantasy universe where you get all the women !
Forum: General Discussions 14 Aug 2003, 18:35
Replies: 36
Views: 755
Posted By Woof
I'm the ugliest guy on GD and think all you lot...

I'm the ugliest guy on GD and think all you lot are pretteh!
Forum: General Discussions 14 Aug 2003, 18:28
Replies: 33
Views: 757
Posted By Woof
MG F 1.8 VVC. However fast that is.

MG F 1.8 VVC.
However fast that is.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Aug 2003, 14:01
Replies: 37
Views: 1,053
Posted By Woof
Nah, it shows thought, girls like stuff which...

Nah, it shows thought, girls like stuff which involves though.

Apparently. buying flowers off a garage forcourt does not involve thought, as I found out the hard way.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Aug 2003, 12:06
Replies: 33
Views: 757
Posted By Woof
Isn't this like comparing knobs? Mine is...

Isn't this like comparing knobs?
Mine is 12"
Forum: General Discussions 14 Aug 2003, 11:04
Replies: 37
Views: 1,053
Posted By Woof
Don't give up on things. She's probably...

Don't give up on things.

She's probably confussed over the fact that he's gone to all this effort to put right the wrongs which caused them to split up, you know, the "aww he's done all this for...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Aug 2003, 10:45
Replies: 9
Views: 645
Posted By Woof
I don't think you need to have ESP to reach the...

I don't think you need to have ESP to reach the conculsion people want to blow stuff up in america.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Aug 2003, 10:34
Replies: 42
Views: 1,079
Posted By Woof
I thought the A level pass rate is so high now,...

I thought the A level pass rate is so high now, that even the 'tards pass?
Forum: General Discussions 14 Aug 2003, 08:42
Replies: 13
Views: 818
Posted By Woof
Why didn't you just inquire when speaking to CS...

Why didn't you just inquire when speaking to CS what your text/call usage was?
Forum: General Discussions 12 Aug 2003, 10:28
Replies: 14
Views: 596
Posted By Woof
It is if you buy it off Kazaa.

It is if you buy it off Kazaa.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Aug 2003, 09:58
Replies: 26
Views: 692
Posted By Woof
Dosen't every teenage boy experiment with...

Dosen't every teenage boy experiment with paedophilia at some stage?
Forum: General Discussions 12 Aug 2003, 09:55
Replies: 14
Views: 596
Posted By Woof
Norton Interent Security 2003.

Norton Interent Security 2003.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Aug 2003, 21:30
Replies: 29
Views: 1,314
Posted By Woof
But if you slick their hair back, they always...

But if you slick their hair back, they always look younger.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Aug 2003, 19:19
Replies: 29
Views: 1,314
Posted By Woof
She should get some sun.

She should get some sun.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Aug 2003, 08:46
Replies: 29
Views: 672
Posted By Woof
Suicide is painless.

Suicide is painless.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Aug 2003, 08:41
Replies: 20
Views: 922
Posted By Woof
Re: Uk Film Dates - Curious

All this encourages is for UK peeps to DL and burn it to VCD.
If i remember correctly, Lord of the Rings was released more or less at the same time in the UK as america. If i had to wait months to...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Aug 2003, 08:37
Replies: 19
Views: 841
Posted By Woof
I wonder how many Bush dolls will be posed in...

I wonder how many Bush dolls will be posed in ghay sex positions, with George taking it up the arse, by Action Man?
Forum: General Discussions 10 Aug 2003, 17:12
Replies: 19
Views: 841
Posted By Woof
I'd be very much surprised if there were actually...

I'd be very much surprised if there were actually a toy contained in the box.
Afterall didn't he go AWOL?
Forum: General Discussions 10 Aug 2003, 02:53
Replies: 1
Views: 338
Posted By Woof
I'be just cooked stuff

Now i'm off to bed cos i reallt am wankered,
Night GD
Forum: General Discussions 9 Aug 2003, 19:04
Replies: 5
Views: 418
Posted By Woof
Do you come fron Tennessee? Cos you're the only...

Do you come fron Tennessee?
Cos you're the only ten - i - see around here!

That blouse on you is very becoming.
But if i was on you i'd be cumming too!
Forum: General Discussions 9 Aug 2003, 19:02
Replies: 20
Views: 693
Posted By Woof
What happened to the forums, why did they go down?

What happened to the forums, why did they go down?
Forum: General Discussions 9 Aug 2003, 12:04
Replies: 8
Views: 655
Posted By Woof
Maybe it is Charlie from boy band Busted!

Maybe it is Charlie from boy band Busted!
Forum: General Discussions 9 Aug 2003, 11:32
Replies: 8
Views: 655
Posted By Woof
It was Stevie, where the hell did i get Charlie...

It was Stevie, where the hell did i get Charlie from?

10K is still 10K, i'd squirt Nivea lotion on my mates and say i was ghay for 10K!
Forum: General Discussions 9 Aug 2003, 11:11
Replies: 8
Views: 655
Posted By Woof
My New Best Friend

Did anyone see this on C4 last night?
It was the funnest thing i've seen in ages :D

Basically the victim has to pass this guy off as their new best friend for the weekend in front of their...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Aug 2003, 20:19
Replies: 0
Views: 533
Posted By Woof
The Monkey Shakespeare Simulator

"If you have enough monkeys banging randomly on typewriters,
they will eventually type the works of William Shakespeare."

Finally you can answer this all important question, by running the The...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Aug 2003, 11:45
Replies: 18
Views: 731
Posted By Woof
Re: Leeds Festival Ticket

Under 18, you'll prolly get more offers from GD to cyb0r, than for the tickets.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Aug 2003, 10:47
Replies: 12
Hi
Views: 541
Posted By Woof
I support AliasX's wanking motion.

I support AliasX's wanking motion.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Aug 2003, 08:39
Replies: 19
Views: 790
Posted By Woof
SomethingAwful has a front page???

SomethingAwful has a front page???
Forum: General Discussions 8 Aug 2003, 08:36
Replies: 3
Views: 614
Posted By Woof
See The Real BO SELECTA...

See The Real BO SELECTA (http://195.149.21.200/~paforum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=168018) thread.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Aug 2003, 14:14
Replies: 9
Views: 536
Posted By Woof
What, free to run women over and shag their...

What, free to run women over and shag their corpses?
Forum: General Discussions 7 Aug 2003, 13:46
Replies: 52
Views: 1,334
Posted By Woof
They serve garlic bread in pizza hut !!11223

They serve garlic bread in pizza hut !!11223
Forum: General Discussions 7 Aug 2003, 13:35
Replies: 6
Views: 521
Posted By Woof
Ewwww, sloppy seconds.

Ewwww, sloppy seconds.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Aug 2003, 13:33
Replies: 9
Views: 536
Posted By Woof
We really shouldn't be surprised about flesh...

We really shouldn't be surprised about flesh eating corpse shagging teens, it's america afterall.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Aug 2003, 10:32
Replies: 43
Views: 1,599
Posted By Woof
Tuna is by far the nicest thing in the world. ...

Tuna is by far the nicest thing in the world.
But pork is a close second.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Aug 2003, 10:26
Replies: 23
Views: 613
Posted By Woof
For comedy, she should draw on a beard and tash,...

For comedy, she should draw on a beard and tash, and say "Craig David" alot.
I'd laugh.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Aug 2003, 10:25
Replies: 20
Views: 600
Posted By Woof
If i ever swore in front of my mum, my dad would...

If i ever swore in front of my mum, my dad would kill me, but never said anything about me swearing in front of him.
And to this day, i never swear in front of the ladies.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Aug 2003, 10:20
Replies: 23
Views: 613
Posted By Woof
I'm sure she's mature enough to take any comments...

I'm sure she's mature enough to take any comments on the chin.
She was in a programme on BBC2 last night, and as soon as i saw her i thought, Bo Selec-ta !
Forum: General Discussions 7 Aug 2003, 08:31
Replies: 13
Views: 620
Posted By Woof
I think the UN should be called in to supervise...

I think the UN should be called in to supervise elections in america, like they do in South Africa, as they can't be trusted on their own.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Aug 2003, 08:23
Replies: 36
Views: 1,640
Posted By Woof
My advice, build her up to the full ******...

My advice, build her up to the full ****** experience, by first showing her tubgirl!
Forum: General Discussions 6 Aug 2003, 22:13
Replies: 36
Views: 1,640
Posted By Woof
What about the wanking contest, any ideas how...

What about the wanking contest, any ideas how long it's been delayed?
Forum: General Discussions 6 Aug 2003, 22:09
Replies: 36
Views: 1,640
Posted By Woof
hehehe, Dace's guide for improving your cyber...

hehehe, Dace's guide for improving your cyber with young girls
Forum: General Discussions 6 Aug 2003, 14:49
Replies: 8
Views: 405
Posted By Woof
You might be interested in this link, as these...

You might be interested in this link, as these are pretty Hi Tech (http://www.hi-tec.com/)
I used to have a pair at school.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Aug 2003, 08:44
Replies: 61
Views: 1,531
Posted By Woof
Cassini was a Martian probe launched a few years...

Cassini was a Martian probe launched a few years back with a nuclear power source.
When launched it used earth’s gravity to sling shot on towards Mars.
So not only was there a risk of it exploding...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Aug 2003, 18:57
Replies: 61
Views: 1,531
Posted By Woof
I think the UN security council should meet and...

I think the UN security council should meet and demand that these WMD are destroyed, and UN inspection teams be let in to ensure that WMD are not developed.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Aug 2003, 08:38
Replies: 11
Views: 924
Posted By Woof
And the annoyance factor is directly proportional...

And the annoyance factor is directly proportional to the number of 'enter' hits.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Aug 2003, 08:35
Replies: 3
Views: 510
Posted By Woof
She is pig ugly.

She is pig ugly.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Aug 2003, 10:22
Replies: 31
Views: 846
Posted By Woof
My weekend was cool. Saturday night whilst down...

My weekend was cool.
Saturday night whilst down the pub with my mates, i got a call from the a lass, who i'm hoping will be the next miss woof.
She'd had a bad day so i done my "being there for...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Aug 2003, 21:11
Replies: 10
Views: 589
Posted By Woof
Re: Humm lets see if the advice is the same

I think this is one of the greatest threads in weeks.
It's got everything.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Aug 2003, 16:39
Replies: 5
Views: 508
Posted By Woof
There are several sites on the net selling sim...

There are several sites on the net selling sim free phones.
I have brought phones from Extele (http://www.extele.com/) and switched my sim between phones with no problems.
Ask Rids to be 100% sure,...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Aug 2003, 13:34
Replies: 33
Views: 926
Posted By Woof
Why not take her down the pub to get drunk and...

Why not take her down the pub to get drunk and meet your mates on a Saturday night!
Girls love that.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Aug 2003, 11:10
Replies: 7
Views: 426
Posted By Woof
There is nothing better than being at work with a...

There is nothing better than being at work with a stinking hangover.
A hangover/work combo rocks!
Forum: General Discussions 1 Aug 2003, 19:19
Replies: 65
Views: 1,846
Posted By Woof
Err, the online photos of the Bizzare photoshoot...

Err, the online photos of the Bizzare photoshoot are nude.

Nice to see the Vampster winning the vote.
Should promote her new .com business venture!

I guess #vampy is gonna be busy.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Aug 2003, 18:21
Replies: 35
Views: 918
Posted By Woof
I've just searched for the legend that is...

I've just searched for the legend that is DavinBrahm, and i can't find any of his posts.
Anyone got any archived stuff?

Lets not forget WarFalcon, he also had his moments.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Aug 2003, 15:34
Replies: 33
Views: 825
Posted By Woof
:(

:(
Forum: General Discussions 1 Aug 2003, 14:16
Replies: 22
Views: 910
Posted By Woof
PA broke a promise, no never! From offering...

PA broke a promise, no never!

From offering graphics cards as prizes to asking the community to design an advert, it's this kind of thing which is wrong with the whole management of PA.

Pissup...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Aug 2003, 13:41
Replies: 22
Views: 910
Posted By Woof
What about the design an advert comp?

What about the design an advert comp?
Forum: General Discussions 1 Aug 2003, 09:08
Replies: 11
Views: 560
Posted By Woof
I can indeed confirm the crapness of 02. The...

I can indeed confirm the crapness of 02.
The last straw came when i had to stand on the bench in the middle of my garden, trying to get a signel to send a text.

I switch to Voda, and have never...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Aug 2003, 09:02
Replies: 23
Views: 777
Posted By Woof
What?

What?
Forum: General Discussions 1 Aug 2003, 09:01
Replies: 28
Views: 596
Posted By Woof
That's what i meant, but didn't expalin very...

That's what i meant, but didn't expalin very clearly.
Any updates on when i can be a custom wanker?
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jul 2003, 20:45
Replies: 41
Views: 1,044
Posted By Woof
muslim used to have weekly stories similar to...

muslim used to have weekly stories similar to this, but in better english, and strangely, more interesting.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jul 2003, 20:38
Replies: 13
Views: 468
Posted By Woof
Is #vampy still going? I would imagine now it's...

Is #vampy still going?
I would imagine now it's full of twats asking for free membership.

/me goes to #vampy.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jul 2003, 18:43
Replies: 28
Views: 596
Posted By Woof
For comedy purposes, I wanted to set my custom...

For comedy purposes, I wanted to set my custom title to Wanker, but for some reason wanker is censored as a custom tilte but not in the actual post
I asked a Mod to help in be a custom wanker, and...
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jul 2003, 12:15
Replies: 2
Views: 353
Posted By Woof
Sneaky bit of Spam

Just received this nice bit of spam.
I suppose it makes a change from hot teens, penis enlargement, viagra, university diplomas and miracle weight loss pills.

I'm guessing its a sneaky trick to...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jul 2003, 14:15
Replies: 225
Views: 4,479
Posted By Woof
Crap Singer

Crap Singer
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jul 2003, 11:49
Replies: 11
Views: 571
Posted By Woof
11) Any person convicted of RolePlaying will be...

11) Any person convicted of RolePlaying will be forced to roll 1d6 to decide their fate, anyone who dosen't roll a 7 will have to drink a potion of death!
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jul 2003, 11:42
Replies: 11
Views: 571
Posted By Woof
10) Fat kids should be made illegal.

10) Fat kids should be made illegal.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jul 2003, 11:35
Replies: 11
Views: 496
Posted By Woof
I hope you didn't foolishly try to clear up the...

I hope you didn't foolishly try to clear up the spillage.
Dodgy stains should be preserved.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jul 2003, 11:32
Replies: 33
Views: 1,855
Posted By Woof
I could stand by and watch two guys smack it out...

I could stand by and watch two guys smack it out together, but not when a guy was hitting a girl.
I'd have tried to stop things best i could.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jul 2003, 11:29
Replies: 40
Views: 593
Posted By Woof
The next potential miss woof lives an hour and a...

The next potential miss woof lives an hour and a half away, so i wouldn't be able to spend my last minutes with her.

So i guess i'd grab some beer, sit in a field and watch the fireworks.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jul 2003, 10:28
Replies: 22
Views: 676
Posted By Woof
The new Oingy Boingy hasn't quoted an entire post...

The new Oingy Boingy hasn't quoted an entire post of serious discussion, just to add Oingy Boingy at the bottom.

That was class.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jul 2003, 10:22
Replies: 17
Views: 589
Posted By Woof
Sad, as everyone know a quality pr0n collection...

Sad, as everyone know a quality pr0n collection is not something that just happens overnight.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jul 2003, 08:40
Replies: 132
Views: 3,252
Posted By Woof
I have never been out with an older woman, all my...

I have never been out with an older woman, all my girlfriends were younger than me.
That's not by design, just the way it happened.
The current object of my desire is six years younger than me.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jul 2003, 19:26
Replies: 35
Views: 827
Posted By Woof
Neither do i, and i'm English.

Neither do i, and i'm English.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jul 2003, 13:54
Replies: 3
Views: 437
Posted By Woof
The "News articles and features" banner

Is the Jot banner which advertises "news articles and features" taking the pi55?
As underneath the "news articles and features" text, is says reading skillz required

Does this mean the average...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jul 2003, 13:46
Replies: 49
Views: 1,379
Posted By Woof
america aint the number one country in the world...

america aint the number one country in the world for nothing you know!
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jul 2003, 13:43
Replies: 10
Views: 476
Posted By Woof
whoa, you still actually play B&W? I thought...

whoa, you still actually play B&W?
I thought the average life span of this game was 1-2 hours.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jul 2003, 21:38
Replies: 54
Views: 1,503
Posted By Woof
I'll pick up Proteus as i drive past cambo.

I'll pick up Proteus as i drive past cambo.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jul 2003, 20:38
Replies: 17
Views: 678
Posted By Woof
John Craven would turn in his grave if he was...

John Craven would turn in his grave if he was dead.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jul 2003, 15:21
Replies: 23
Views: 547
Posted By Woof
Maybe putting them on trial would have been...

Maybe putting them on trial would have been better, that way the Iraqi people can see justice.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jul 2003, 11:32
Replies: 41
Views: 945
Posted By Woof
I heard, that american service men used to get a...

I heard, that american service men used to get a medal when flying from american to England, as technically they fly over Northern Ireland which was classed as a war zone.

I doubt it's true, but...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jul 2003, 08:39
Replies: 17
Views: 655
Posted By Woof
Ahhh. That'll be me then. But in hindsight, i...

Ahhh. That'll be me then.
But in hindsight, i would say you're right .
My fav phone i have owned so far is my 8310.
Not got all the wizzy crap that the new phones have, but small, fast and sexy.
...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jul 2003, 23:04
Replies: 58
Views: 2,074
Posted By Woof
She's only done, what every guy would do, given...

She's only done, what every guy would do, given half the chance.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jul 2003, 18:50
Replies: 41
Views: 945
Posted By Woof
Re: Re: Jessica Lynch = Hero

A nick like yours will get you far too much attention around here.
If anyone called Muslim offers to cybor, just say no.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jul 2003, 18:15
Replies: 41
Views: 945
Posted By Woof
Neither did she according to the reports issued...

Neither did she according to the reports issued after the war.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jul 2003, 18:06
Replies: 41
Views: 945
Posted By Woof
Why wasn't my mum called a hero when she crashed...

Why wasn't my mum called a hero when she crashed her car?
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jul 2003, 17:49
Replies: 17
Views: 655
Posted By Woof
I'm using my 8310 now since my 7250 isn't...

I'm using my 8310 now since my 7250 isn't waterproof.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jul 2003, 17:43
Replies: 17
Views: 655
Posted By Woof
I shall pass on my experience gained from last...

I shall pass on my experience gained from last weekend:
Nokia 7250s don't like to be submerged in water after you're bundled into a child's inflatable pool at a drunken birthday BBQ.

Hope that...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jul 2003, 17:23
Replies: 29
Views: 887
Posted By Woof
Just seen the pictures...

Just seen the pictures (http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1098025,00.html) america has released of the dead bodies.
Was this really necessary, it's all a little 'freak show' ish.
After...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jul 2003, 17:08
Replies: 7
Views: 551
Posted By Woof
Re: Re: Help me get drunk - Off to Nottingham on a stag night

Hooters Is just somewhere to meet.
Even if the ratio was 100:1 i still wouldn't pull, so thats no real loss to me :)
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jul 2003, 13:57
Replies: 2
Views: 684
Posted By Woof
Can't check those links as *planetarion* is...

Can't check those links as *planetarion* is banned by the proxy. I only regained acess to the forums at work thanks to www.jolt.co.uk/paf

I'm waiting until 2pm so i can go to lunch, and can't be...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jul 2003, 13:42
Replies: 2
Views: 684
Posted By Woof
Dodgy 'Pr0n-ish' Banner - Battle Factory Lan

Anyone else think this is a tad dogy for the forum?
The banner cycles through to see a nekkid girl with just a white flash hidding her charms, whilst advertisng the Battle Factory Lan Event.

Not...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jul 2003, 12:57
Replies: 7
Views: 551
Posted By Woof
Help me get drunk - Off to Nottingham on a stag night

Calling all GD'ers, i need help in a getting drunk this weekend in Nottingham.

Where shall we go?
What are the good pubs and clubs to visit, that are stag night friendly.

All we have booked so...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jul 2003, 11:42
Replies: 11
Views: 509
Posted By Woof
I quite like to find a hidden bit of crisp in my...

I quite like to find a hidden bit of crisp in my teeth during the afternoon, it's sometimes the higlight of my day.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jul 2003, 11:39
Replies: 5
Views: 462
Posted By Woof
Someone posted a way to refer the jolt adverts to...

Someone posted a way to refer the jolt adverts to 127.0.0.1 in the localhost file a while back.
I did this on my home PC when the banners were causing the screen to jump about a bit, which solved...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jul 2003, 12:57
Replies: 51
Views: 1,443
Posted By Woof
Buy the Kuma Satra [sp] and ask her if she wants...

Buy the Kuma Satra [sp] and ask her if she wants to help you study.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jul 2003, 08:24
Replies: 11
Views: 539
Posted By Woof
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jul 2003, 08:21
Replies: 18
Views: 1,325
Posted By Woof
Sorry it took me so long to post!

Sorry it took me so long to post!
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jul 2003, 14:44
Replies: 36
Views: 831
Posted By Woof
I am both, impressed and scared, at the same time...

I am both, impressed and scared, at the same time with your knowledge of the force.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jul 2003, 14:35
Replies: 36
Views: 831
Posted By Woof
Attack of the Clones is such a soulless film.

Attack of the Clones is such a soulless film.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jul 2003, 14:26
Replies: 8
Views: 506
Posted By Woof
Re: Re: Re: Re: Dashboard Confessional

OMG!
WorkMonkey in reply without quoting "Your Mom" shocker!
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jul 2003, 09:42
Replies: 13
Views: 554
Posted By Woof
I don't think Sword hates Tanya that much!

I don't think Sword hates Tanya that much!
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jul 2003, 17:31
Replies: 8
Views: 607
Posted By Woof
The twat points to a mazda MX5 and boasts about...

The twat points to a mazda MX5 and boasts about the car having air con.
The MX5 is a convertable FFS !!!


"Washing machines live longer with calgon"
I thought advertising jingles went out of...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jul 2003, 16:58
Replies: 13
Views: 554
Posted By Woof
Have an accident just to make Star Insurance pay...

Have an accident just to make Star Insurance pay out!
That'll teach Tanya a lesson.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jul 2003, 16:49
Replies: 46
Views: 1,083
Posted By Woof
The scroll wheel seems to work on some pages and...

The scroll wheel seems to work on some pages and not others.
I can use the scroll wheel on the forums index, but when i click the GD link, it opens in a new window, and then scroll wheel no longer...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jul 2003, 14:42
Replies: 11
Views: 497
Posted By Woof
Cutting a baby's finger nails

Is the most scariest thing i have ever done!
They are so small, so delicate and so tiny.
I could only do one nail before i had to hand back to mum.

I'm a wimp.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jul 2003, 08:49
Replies: 21
Views: 813
Posted By Woof
Strangly, i have noticed Earwigs always tend to...

Strangly, i have noticed Earwigs always tend to be where tents are.
Put up a tent, and within hours, you'll find an Earwig inside.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jul 2003, 10:51
Replies: 15
Views: 622
Posted By Woof
Black looks cool, no matter how hot it is! ...

Black looks cool, no matter how hot it is!
Don't forget to take some gum or Ice White strips for that last minute fresh breath confidence!

Good luck with second base :)
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jul 2003, 00:28
Replies: 43
Views: 1,693
Posted By Woof
The largest i can relate to is a 36C, so i guess...

The largest i can relate to is a 36C, so i guess i'm not qualified to answer!
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jul 2003, 13:19
Replies: 6
Views: 598
Posted By Woof
I think i can safely say, Netscape was without...

I think i can safely say, Netscape was without doubt, the biggest piece of crap i ever installed on my computer in the 5 years i have had a PC.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jul 2003, 12:48
Replies: 11
Views: 765
Posted By Woof
TIE UPDATE: After several attempts, I have...

TIE UPDATE: After several attempts, I have sucessfully pulled off the half windsor, and will look the Bobby Dazzler* at the races tonight!
:banana:

* or a twat.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jul 2003, 12:33
Replies: 11
Views: 765
Posted By Woof
When i want a knot tied properly, i usually bring...

When i want a knot tied properly, i usually bring the tie into work and get my mate to tie it nicely.
When i take them off i just usually loosen them slightly and slip them over my head.
But i...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jul 2003, 12:03
Replies: 11
Views: 765
Posted By Woof
WOW, i'm impressed with your neckwear knowledge. ...

WOW, i'm impressed with your neckwear knowledge.
Im going to wear a double cuffed plain purple-ish shirt.
I shall opt for a half windsor on your advice!
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jul 2003, 11:54
Replies: 11
Views: 765
Posted By Woof
Windsor Knots are tricky little buggers..

I can't tie one to save my life.
Oh well, guess i'm gonna have to settle for the old classic 'school boy' knot :(

Feel free to poke fun at me...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jul 2003, 09:42
Replies: 95
Views: 2,295
Posted By Woof
TUT, those pesky illigal combatants!

TUT, those pesky illigal combatants!
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 22:36
Replies: 12
Views: 882
Posted By Woof
I still have my 48K spectrum and Emu puppet at...

I still have my 48K spectrum and Emu puppet at home in working order.
Things like that don't really make much money when sold at the time but become priceless for the memories after a few years.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 22:21
Replies: 12
Views: 882
Posted By Woof
Re: n64-keep or sell?

Emu, what the heck has Rod Hull and Emu got to do with a N64.
BTW, he hated that bird!

Keep, it'll be a classic for the grandchildren one day.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 21:42
Replies: 25
Views: 730
Posted By Woof
The photoshop 'Glitches in the matrix' thread is...

The photoshop 'Glitches in the matrix' thread is :cool:
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 21:21
Replies: 12
Views: 869
Posted By Woof
I'm stud poker daddy.

I'm stud poker daddy.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 19:27
Replies: 13
Views: 696
Posted By Woof
Thanks guys, seems like you guys are pros!

Thanks guys, seems like you guys are pros!
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 13:16
Replies: 13
Views: 696
Posted By Woof
I have been posing as a 12 year old...

...in some Internet chat rooms, but i still haven't had any offers from any burly american marines :(

Anyone got any advice on ways to improve my technique?
All I want is be to be groomed by a...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jul 2003, 08:44
Replies: 11
Views: 571
Posted By Woof
So...I wont be getting a free phone :(

So...I wont be getting a free phone :(
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jul 2003, 08:42
Replies: 11
Views: 513
Posted By Woof
If they can drop the Smash robots from the smash...

If they can drop the Smash robots from the smash ads, then nothing is sacred!

I shall vote to preserve a part of my childhood for future generations to marvel at.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2003, 08:40
Replies: 15
Views: 852
Posted By Woof
No school trip was complete without a few of...

No school trip was complete without a few of these being belted out on the coach, by the 'ard lads on the back seat.
Ahhh, such memories :)


Song #1
Four and twenty virgins can down from...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2003, 08:35
Replies: 33
Views: 760
Posted By Woof
Unless you have a community the size of SA, too...

Unless you have a community the size of SA, too many forums means you get crap content as you disperse the posters.

There is nothing worse than seeing a forum, with loads of different boards, each...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jul 2003, 15:46
Replies: 33
Views: 760
Posted By Woof
I'll take GD.

I'll take GD.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jul 2003, 16:41
Replies: 26
Views: 889
Posted By Woof
I think its WorkMonkey's way of hidding his...

I think its WorkMonkey's way of hidding his incestuous sexual desires for his own mother.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jul 2003, 15:33
Replies: 5
Views: 543
Posted By Woof
Re: Somebody lend me a grand

3,000 used pornographical magazines, some dating back to the 70's?
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jul 2003, 13:58
Replies: 33
Views: 760
Posted By Woof
From what i read, you can stilll have a forum...

From what i read, you can stilll have a forum account without having a game accountoo.
People who have a game account will have acess to more forum features, than those without a game account.
...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jul 2003, 13:54
Replies: 6
Views: 565
Posted By Woof
It's Saturday, It's sunny, so lets wheel out the retards

I've just come back from shopping in Cambridge, and today the city centre has been swamped by charity collecting 'tards in wheelchairs.

Do the sunshine coaches drop them off at 9am, put the brakes...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jul 2003, 09:24
Replies: 33
Views: 760
Posted By Woof
Being overhauled for r10 apparently. With...

Being overhauled for r10 apparently.
With intergration between forum and game to a greater extent.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jul 2003, 08:54
Replies: 4
Views: 466
Posted By Woof
You need to speak to Vermillion. He'd be the...

You need to speak to Vermillion.
He'd be the best person on GD to speak to regarding historical stuff.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jul 2003, 08:33
Replies: 33
Views: 760
Posted By Woof
Important question regarding the R10 forums

Do you have any plans for a r10 RP forum?
The opertunity to rid us of the RP forums once and for all, when we move to the new board, should not be overlooked.

You'll never have a better chance to...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jul 2003, 08:18
Replies: 18
Views: 525
Posted By Woof
Surly this would only encourage THOSE types to...

Surly this would only encourage THOSE types to use of a Wand of Typing Speed +3 or something.
We should be frowning on them, not encouraging them!
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jul 2003, 08:14
Replies: 14
Views: 548
Posted By Woof
Hoy ahoy! The only real delevolpment in the...

Hoy ahoy!
The only real delevolpment in the community since r7, is the introduction of :banana: and :bunny: smilies.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jul 2003, 08:11
Replies: 26
Views: 889
Posted By Woof
Maybe before these forums are closed before the...

Maybe before these forums are closed before the introduction of the new r10 forums, we can have a GD Gimmick Amnesty.

A thread where the real poster and their gimmick account can post, in a sort...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 20:32
Replies: 15
Views: 577
Posted By Woof
She's married :(

She's married :(
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 19:14
Replies: 15
Views: 577
Posted By Woof
Nope :ninja:

Nope :ninja:
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jul 2003, 22:40
Replies: 7
Views: 725
Posted By Woof
I liek that!

I liek that!
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jul 2003, 22:30
Replies: 19
Views: 595
Posted By Woof
I second the acropolis for MOD motion.

I second the acropolis for MOD motion.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jul 2003, 22:28
Replies: 15
Views: 577
Posted By Woof
I have the raging h0rn for a married woman.

I have the raging h0rn for a married woman.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jul 2003, 22:24
Replies: 15
Views: 577
Posted By Woof
Do Dare Double Dare Love Kiss or Promise

When was the last time you played this great game?
Was it just after a frantic game of Kiss Chase before the school bell or last night night down the pub with your mates.

Well, why not play...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jul 2003, 21:28
Replies: 45
Views: 1,314
Posted By Woof
Some people have all the luck.

Some people have all the luck.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jul 2003, 21:24
Replies: 20
Views: 575
Posted By Woof
I sold all my lego at a carboot sale during my...

I sold all my lego at a carboot sale during my teens.
How i'd love to build a lego space ship now!
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jul 2003, 21:20
Replies: 29
Views: 807
Posted By Woof
From an insiders point of view, do orange phone...

From an insiders point of view, do orange phone trainers actually suck schlong, or just pretend to?
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jul 2003, 21:17
Replies: 29
Views: 807
Posted By Woof
There is one consulation, You could work on the...

There is one consulation, You could work on the AOL helpdesk!
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jul 2003, 13:14
Replies: 37
Views: 639
Posted By Woof
Please provide linkage!

Please provide linkage!
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jul 2003, 11:17
Replies: 37
Views: 639
Posted By Woof
Depends on what the objects you are weighing are...

Depends on what the objects you are weighing are and the accuracy of the scales?

For example if the objects were paper, or anything hydroscopic, you would have to make sure the conditions at point...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jul 2003, 08:58
Replies: 14
Um
Views: 505
Posted By Woof
Wow, i never realised WestLife released that many...

Wow, i never realised WestLife released that many songs :p
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jul 2003, 08:56
Replies: 61
Views: 1,453
Posted By Woof
The ex ex Miss Woof took an overdose when we...

The ex ex Miss Woof took an overdose when we broke up.
Fortunately i got to her in time.
It was the single worst thing, without a doubt, that has ever happened to me in my life.
I could never put...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jul 2003, 14:51
Replies: 9
Views: 661
Posted By Woof
I actually prefer the Corr's cover of Dreams to...

I actually prefer the Corr's cover of Dreams to the Fleetwood Mac orginal.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2003, 18:53
Replies: 15
Views: 775
Posted By Woof
Comedy "real time space combat game"...

Comedy "real time space combat game" option
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2003, 10:04
Replies: 22
Views: 637
Posted By Woof
Re: fat people

She could loose weight, but she'd still be ugly.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2003, 08:38
Replies: 5
Views: 632
Posted By Woof
And he packs his lunch in a sunblest bag and the...

And he packs his lunch in a sunblest bag and the children call him boggie.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jul 2003, 12:34
Replies: 41
Views: 799
Posted By Woof
Next time you play, you'll beat the level on your...

Next time you play, you'll beat the level on your first go.
That's happened to me many times!
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jul 2003, 12:33
Replies: 30
Views: 1,051
Posted By Woof
I like it, i think the girl has a unusual voice. ...

I like it, i think the girl has a unusual voice.
I surprised myself with the album as it's not usually my type of music, which may account for why you Linkin park lot don't seem to like it.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jul 2003, 12:26
Replies: 18
Views: 615
Posted By Woof
Re: Weird thing about my dreams

Comedy reply#1 - Chojins caugh teh gahy!

Sorry about ^^^, but i don't have anything important to add to this thread
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jul 2003, 08:47
Replies: 49
Views: 711
Posted By Woof
After the plane explodes and the gang are sitting...

After the plane explodes and the gang are sitting in the departure lounge, each picture in the background of the lounge depicts their fate/death.

Anyway, back to the point.
I think your view is...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jul 2003, 09:35
Replies: 13
Views: 532
Posted By Woof
Sounds like a shop's security tag! Have you...

Sounds like a shop's security tag!
Have you been stealing Digital Cameras again Rids?
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jul 2003, 09:07
Replies: 16
Views: 634
Posted By Woof
Kurashima, can you check Muslim's IP against...

Kurashima, can you check Muslim's IP against other posters to tie the gimmick to the real account?
Or can you do some other Mod trickery to provide evidence?
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jul 2003, 22:52
Replies: 16
Views: 502
Posted By Woof
Sorry :(

Sorry :(
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jul 2003, 22:50
Replies: 16
Views: 502
Posted By Woof
I passed by that thread, thinking it was...

I passed by that thread, thinking it was something to do with the crap film of the same name.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jul 2003, 22:46
Replies: 6
Views: 411
Posted By Woof
He's not browsing the forums, so i hope that...

He's not browsing the forums, so i hope that means he's got better thing to do with his time.....
[Edit] D'oh!
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jul 2003, 22:45
Replies: 16
Views: 502
Posted By Woof
Which thread is it?

Which thread is it?
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jul 2003, 22:42
Replies: 16
Views: 502
Posted By Woof
Re: Re: These Weapons of Mass Destruction cannot be displayed

Did the original poster add a dancing banana?
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jul 2003, 22:38
Replies: 16
Views: 502
Posted By Woof
These Weapons of Mass Destruction cannot be displayed

Heh! (http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/)

:banana:
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jul 2003, 22:32
Replies: 6
Views: 411
Posted By Woof
Mong - So how'd it go?

With your friend, wasn't today the day you were gonna tell her how you feel? (http://195.149.21.200/~paforum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=166363)
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jul 2003, 21:47
Replies: 23
Views: 797
Posted By Woof
Poor Mer :(

Poor Mer :(
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jul 2003, 20:32
Replies: 29
Views: 598
Posted By Woof
Does your average Brazilian have a life...

Does your average Brazilian have a life expectancy of 70 years Muslim?
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jul 2003, 20:18
Replies: 23
Views: 797
Posted By Woof
I never fully understood what happened to Mer. ...

I never fully understood what happened to Mer.
Is it ok to ask what actually happened?
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jul 2003, 19:13
Replies: 26
Views: 719
Posted By Woof
Maybe it's just a cynical ploy. If they cut the...

Maybe it's just a cynical ploy.
If they cut the food per portion by 50%, but only cut the price per portion by 45%, they will know the lardies will eat two portions where they only used to eat one....
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jul 2003, 19:07
Replies: 11
Views: 539
Posted By Woof
Anyone who has a 1 grand cell phone is a twat,...

Anyone who has a 1 grand cell phone is a twat, and deserves to loose it.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jul 2003, 19:06
Replies: 11
Views: 539
Posted By Woof
my self confidence.

my self confidence.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jul 2003, 19:05
Replies: 3
Views: 530
Posted By Woof
I like that Reuters Photo in that article. Bush...

I like that Reuters Photo in that article.
Bush standing in front of a painting of a cowboy......now what is that saying?
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jul 2003, 14:18
Replies: 11
Views: 746
Posted By Woof
I can imagine working with members of the public...

I can imagine working with members of the public can be soul destroying at times.
You deserve the kindness of the banana :banana:
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jul 2003, 10:37
Replies: 6
Views: 399
Posted By Woof
And to think, i made a thread only last night,...

And to think, i made a thread only last night, saying i thought GD had one of it's best night for a long time......
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jul 2003, 10:29
Replies: 26
Views: 719
Posted By Woof
People have to make their own choices, it's what...

People have to make their own choices, it's what being an adult is all about.
You know the facts, that fast food is bad for you, but if you eat there all the time you have to accept that you will...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jul 2003, 10:15
Replies: 3
Views: 370
Posted By Woof
I may as well contribute something exciting to...

I may as well contribute something exciting to this milestone....


:banana:
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jul 2003, 10:06
Replies: 26
Views: 719
Posted By Woof
I eat at BK once in a while and i eat chocolate,...

I eat at BK once in a while and i eat chocolate, but i'm not fat.
However, I go to the gym and swim 4 times a week.

Just because i cycle past a BK on my way home from work dosen't mean i have to...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jul 2003, 09:31
Replies: 33
Views: 788
Posted By Woof
What did you wear and how did it go?

What did you wear and how did it go?
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jul 2003, 09:16
Replies: 26
Views: 719
Posted By Woof
All that will happen is they will eat two smaller...

All that will happen is they will eat two smaller portions, instead of one larger.

Just watch for the amoung of soda american's drink.
I'm always amazed at the sheer amount of fizzy pop they can...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jul 2003, 08:47
Replies: 11
Views: 658
Posted By Woof
Apparently on the DVD version when the polaroid...

Apparently on the DVD version when the polaroid photos are spinning during the menu sequence, if you press play* during the gap between the end of one sequence and the start of the next, you can...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2003, 21:59
Replies: 10
Views: 457
Posted By Woof
It's been a good night on GD

Off to bed now, but tonight GD has been fun.
There have been some funny threads, some serious threads and some heart felt threads.
One of GD's better performances of late :banana:
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2003, 21:57
Replies: 78
Views: 1,407
Posted By Woof
That's how it happened for me...

That's how it happened for me (http://195.149.21.200/~paforum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=165323&highlight)
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2003, 21:38
Replies: 78
Views: 1,407
Posted By Woof
Muslim, would you rather have one really good...

Muslim, would you rather have one really good female friend, or ten failed relationships?
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2003, 21:31
Replies: 78
Views: 1,407
Posted By Woof
Muslim, do you actually have a really close...

Muslim, do you actually have a really close female friend?
Or do you have females acquaintances?
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2003, 21:19
Replies: 78
Views: 1,407
Posted By Woof
Muslim...quick, someone has replied to your...

Muslim...quick, someone has replied to your asswipe thread.
Go back there quick!
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2003, 21:13
Replies: 78
Views: 1,407
Posted By Woof
From a guy's perspective, i don't understand. ...

From a guy's perspective, i don't understand.
I've never had a partner i can say was my bestfriend, which is where i think i fail.
I would rather have someone who i know all about and who knows all...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2003, 20:58
Replies: 78
Views: 1,407
Posted By Woof
Best of luck!

Best of luck!
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2003, 20:51
Replies: 29
Views: 846
Posted By Woof
Chin-ups

Chin-ups
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2003, 20:50
Replies: 23
Views: 797
Posted By Woof
I've posted some stuff personal to me before,...

I've posted some stuff personal to me before, which is nothing that my close friends wouldn't already know about me.
None of my friends play PA, so I doubt there is anything here that would connect...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2003, 19:18
Replies: 78
Views: 1,407
Posted By Woof
Go for it. I wouldn't do the getting her drunk...

Go for it.
I wouldn't do the getting her drunk bit though. If anything was to happen then you'd both be thinking, was it due to the beer or was it actually sincere?

I like what JJ said.
Do...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2003, 14:45
Replies: 38
Views: 1,065
Posted By Woof
I always cringe when i see how many texts i send...

I always cringe when i see how many texts i send when i'm hammered on a saturday night!
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2003, 13:59
Replies: 20
Views: 842
Posted By Woof
Please explain, i could use it in my defence for...

Please explain, i could use it in my defence for my pending court case.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2003, 13:52
Replies: 20
Views: 842
Posted By Woof
This gives teh ghays more rights than a guy and...

This gives teh ghays more rights than a guy and girl living together would have.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2003, 13:40
Replies: 12
Views: 444
Posted By Woof
You couldn't write such comedy!

You couldn't write such comedy!
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2003, 10:42
Replies: 25
Views: 787
Posted By Woof
Consulting GD for medical advice can only be...

Consulting GD for medical advice can only be regarded as a wise move.
Dr Woof's prognosis is a DVT!
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2003, 08:48
Replies: 12
Views: 579
Posted By Woof
Back row, third from left the one with the really...

Back row, third from left the one with the really small head, is me.
just incase any ladies wanna cyber!
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2003, 08:43
Replies: 16
Views: 635
Posted By Woof
pickledcum, now that has put a horrible image in...

pickledcum, now that has put a horrible image in my mind before breakfast.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2003, 08:37
Replies: 10
Views: 465
Posted By Woof
I hope the irony of america developing yet more...

I hope the irony of america developing yet more WMDs to target WMDs is not lost on americans.

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2003, 07:27
Replies: 11
Views: 515
Posted By Woof
My thread...

My thread (http://195.149.21.200/~paforum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=166326) thread regarding their BBQ was closed :(
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jun 2003, 20:04
Replies: 39
Views: 745
Posted By Woof
You can use a mobile phone to connect your PC to...

You can use a mobile phone to connect your PC to the net.
Be slow as feck and exspensive.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jun 2003, 20:01
Replies: 5
Views: 496
Posted By Woof
Photo from the RP'ers BBQ!

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/dmcgrath/megatards.jpg

Can anyone put nicks to faces?

This was taken after they'd been on the fizzy pop!
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jun 2003, 17:51
Replies: 30
Views: 1,138
Posted By Woof
overuse of the [/I] tags you :attentionwhore: ...

overuse of the [/I] tags you :attentionwhore:
Apart from that an eductional thread on the merits of mineral/spring water.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jun 2003, 17:08
Replies: 32
Views: 896
Posted By Woof
We had our ketchup dispensing privalages removed...

We had our ketchup dispensing privalages removed from the work's canteen.
Some bloke on the night shift used to bring his empty ketchup bottle in and fill it up from the large ketchup dispenser in...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jun 2003, 17:05
Replies: 32
Views: 896
Posted By Woof
I steal a Sambuca glass most weeks from the club....

I steal a Sambuca glass most weeks from the club.
I am eight pieces away from having a novelty Checkers set for summer BBQs.
One team will be vodka and red bull, the other whiskey and coke.
When...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jun 2003, 08:31
Replies: 19
Views: 666
Posted By Woof
Or as the web site puts it:- "Not only did the...

Or as the web site puts it:-
"Not only did the leader of the free world sit as his country was attacked, the Secret Service also did nothing. Bush was appearing in public at a previously announced...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jun 2003, 11:26
Replies: 38
Views: 730
Posted By Woof
I played my GC a total of about five times :)

I played my GC a total of about five times :)
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jun 2003, 19:47
Replies: 34
Views: 954
Posted By Woof
1) Go to PC World/Dixons 2) Find Laptop 3)...

1) Go to PC World/Dixons
2) Find Laptop
3) Turn laptop over
4) Locate WinXP sticker
5) Write down CD Key.
6) Run quickly from shop.

That technique has been sucessfully employed by meh.
Many...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jun 2003, 19:23
Replies: 30
Views: 838
Posted By Woof
I'm not falling for your trickery !!

I'm not falling for your trickery !!
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jun 2003, 13:16
Replies: 30
Views: 838
Posted By Woof
I can't tell you how great being RP-less is...

I can't tell you how great being RP-less is :banana:
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jun 2003, 22:09
Replies: 30
Views: 838
Posted By Woof
You have indeed! I can no longer see the RP...

You have indeed!
I can no longer see the RP forum,I have been saved from my drunken self!

I am now 'RP' clean :banana:
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jun 2003, 21:25
Replies: 30
Views: 838
Posted By Woof
Can a Mod IP ban me from Roleplaying please?

I stupidly enough decided to visit the role-playing forums after the few recent threads on GD, to hopefully laugh at their BBQ organisational skills.

I ended up clicking on something about The...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 24 Jun 2003, 22:36
Replies: 49
Views: 2,078
Posted By Woof
Changing ship stats half way through the round...

Changing ship stats half way through the round was always popular.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2003, 17:34
Replies: 7
Views: 711
Posted By Woof
Thanks :) Here's you banana as promised :banana:

Thanks :)
Here's you banana as promised :banana:
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 24 Jun 2003, 12:28
Replies: 49
Views: 2,078
Posted By Woof
The MoW. May as well have been called The...

The MoW.
May as well have been called The Minister of 5% Bonus.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2003, 08:27
Replies: 42
Views: 1,644
Posted By Woof
Dispite it's speed, it's still an apple. It's...

Dispite it's speed, it's still an apple.
It's like boasting that Betamax had better picture quality than VHS did.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2003, 08:03
Replies: 42
Views: 1,644
Posted By Woof
Can they really, i stand corrected.

Can they really, i stand corrected.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2003, 07:57
Replies: 5
Views: 520
Posted By Woof
As long as this 'Witch Hazel' dosen't mind you...

As long as this 'Witch Hazel' dosen't mind you sniffing her and cast a magic spell on you, i suppose you'll be all right.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jun 2003, 22:36
Replies: 7
Views: 711
Posted By Woof
Mountain Bikes

So, are any of you lot into Mountain Bikes?
I'm looking to buy a bike but not sure what i really want or what to look for.
I want a cross between a street bike, so i can bike to work, and something...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jun 2003, 21:02
Replies: 42
Views: 1,644
Posted By Woof
Unless you're a professional graphic artist, then...

Unless you're a professional graphic artist, then why would anyone get excited about this?
It's not like Apple has mainstream appleal to Joe Public.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jun 2003, 20:52
Replies: 21
Views: 768
Posted By Woof
He-Man, the master of the universe, would rock...

He-Man, the master of the universe, would rock SW19!
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jun 2003, 20:46
Replies: 42
Views: 1,644
Posted By Woof
I think the one Dace is proposing to build in...

I think the one Dace is proposing to build in this thread (http://195.149.21.200/~paforum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=165994) would be faster.
Plus he gets to play CM4, more than mr. apple does.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jun 2003, 20:35
Replies: 42
Views: 1,644
Posted By Woof
Apples are teh ghay.

Apples are teh ghay.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jun 2003, 20:30
Replies: 4
Views: 342
Posted By Woof
Why does Sue Barker have to call it "Wimbledon...

Why does Sue Barker have to call it "Wimbledon Wimbledon"?
Wouldn't it be better to call it just "Wimbledon"?
Or is it like New York New York, so good they named it twice?
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jun 2003, 20:24
Replies: 4
Views: 342
Posted By Woof
Re: wimbledon

Sue Wimbledon, does she live in SW19 then?
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jun 2003, 20:23
Replies: 13
Views: 511
Posted By Woof
The banana and I care :banana:

The banana and I care :banana:
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jun 2003, 20:21
Replies: 15
Views: 1,929
Posted By Woof
Re: Computer Question

That bad boy system will be future proof for when HL2 and Doom3 come out.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jun 2003, 20:17
Replies: 13
Views: 511
Posted By Woof
Eat more cheese to dislodge the original cheese. ...

Eat more cheese to dislodge the original cheese.
Hair of the dog and all that.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jun 2003, 15:22
Replies: 12
Views: 675
Posted By Woof
There is nothing more annoying on this planet,...

There is nothing more annoying on this planet, than having a fly in your bedroom when you're trying to sleep.
Even if the only bit of exposed flesh is your toe, the little sod will land on it, and...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jun 2003, 08:40
Replies: 24
Views: 550
Posted By Woof
An Ensign having a go at Dace! Everyone knows...

An Ensign having a go at Dace!
Everyone knows you need to be Commander rank for that privilage.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jun 2003, 08:32
Replies: 28
Views: 759
Posted By Woof
I'm drinking Twinning's English Breakfast Tea...

I'm drinking Twinning's English Breakfast Tea right now.
I like tea.
I used to have 2 sugar in my tea, but now i don't take any.
I like tea.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jun 2003, 08:29
Replies: 38
Views: 1,011
Posted By Woof
Maybe your mum realised you have a GD account,...

Maybe your mum realised you have a GD account, and just put 2 + 2 together!!
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jun 2003, 13:35
Replies: 6
Views: 404
Posted By Woof
I'm gonna order meh a Monofase Plus!

I'm gonna order meh a Monofase Plus!
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jun 2003, 13:33
Replies: 57
Views: 1,375
Posted By Woof
Re: Re: If you can code a crappy debate forum

Not for the thread title, but the reply section of the thread.
So all text between [spoiler] and [/spolier] is transparent, and to read it you have to highlight the text, like you were going to copy...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jun 2003, 13:02
Replies: 57
Views: 1,375
Posted By Woof
If you can code a crappy debate forum

Can you not make proprer tags?
They seem to be used more and more recently, like the Harry Potter thread and the Matrix.

So how about it?
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jun 2003, 18:33
Replies: 51
Views: 1,861
Posted By Woof
True. Lean muscle is better for your metabolism,...

True. Lean muscle is better for your metabolism, and as a result you will burn more calories.
A combination of cardio with weights is better for all round fitness, and will achieve results faster...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jun 2003, 18:26
Replies: 51
Views: 1,861
Posted By Woof
Some useful sites. See how many calories are...

Some useful sites.

See how many calories are in the food you eat:
http://www.caloriecounting.co.uk/

Track your training progress:
http://www.mysporttraining.com/

Track your training...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jun 2003, 18:19
Replies: 51
Views: 1,861
Posted By Woof
Lifting weights won't shed the lard easily, for...

Lifting weights won't shed the lard easily, for that, cardio is better suited.
Lifting heavy weights with fewer reps is diffeferent to light weights with more reps.
It depends what you want to tone...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jun 2003, 11:10
Replies: 17
Views: 631
Posted By Woof
BTW, any chance of a :******: smilie when the...

BTW, any chance of a :******: smilie when the forums are re-coded for r10?
It would add greatly to the community.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jun 2003, 11:01
Replies: 17
Views: 631
Posted By Woof
If that was me messing, for comedy i'd change...

If that was me messing, for comedy i'd change them to the :******: smilie.
That would have been comedy gold!
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jun 2003, 10:36
Replies: 23
Views: 896
Posted By Woof
Can you do that?

Can you do that?
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jun 2003, 10:23
Replies: 23
Views: 896
Posted By Woof
Hands up who thinks Foo is a warez boy? ...

Hands up who thinks Foo is a warez boy?
Brought....my arse :p
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jun 2003, 10:10
Replies: 12
Views: 539
Posted By Woof
You know how Fish and Chip shops cook fish in the...

You know how Fish and Chip shops cook fish in the UK by Deep Frying them in Batter, well think of a deep fat fried mars bar.
So you end up with a part melted mars bar surrounded by batter.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jun 2003, 09:58
Replies: 1
Views: 582
Posted By Woof
Uncle Woof's Music recommendation of the day

http://www.boohewerdine.net/default.htm

If you like lyrics that mean something, a bloke who can actually sing strumming away at his guitar, then i suggest listening to Mr. Hewerdine.
Start off...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jun 2003, 09:48
Replies: 5
Views: 436
Posted By Woof
Despite hanging around GD for 2 1/2 years i still...

Despite hanging around GD for 2 1/2 years i still haven't caught teh ghay.
Fingers crossed tho!!
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jun 2003, 09:39
Replies: 12
Views: 539
Posted By Woof
Our local chippy sells them. Never really been...

Our local chippy sells them.
Never really been tempted.
Wrapping 300 odd calories in saturated fat seems to defeat the object of going to the gym.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jun 2003, 09:21
Replies: 5
Views: 436
Posted By Woof
Ta muchly! That one line has real meaning in...

Ta muchly!

That one line has real meaning in my life right now...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jun 2003, 09:18
Replies: 5
Views: 436
Posted By Woof
Name this song for me!

"I would rather live with him in his world, than live without him in mine"

Does anyone know which song/artist this lyric comes from?
That's all i know, i need it for a compitition at work.
I...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jun 2003, 20:33
Replies: 3
Views: 385
Posted By Woof
But they're not working!! The banana is broken...

But they're not working!!
The banana is broken :(
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jun 2003, 19:41
Replies: 15
Views: 766
Posted By Woof
Two interesting facts about Sandy: 1) I once...

Two interesting facts about Sandy:
1) I once saw Sandy walking done the street in London. I minor celebrity sighting is always quite exciting when you're in capitol city for the day.
2) "Number 73"...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jun 2003, 19:33
Replies: 21
Views: 768
Posted By Woof
I hope Heman looses at an early stage. I hate...

I hope Heman looses at an early stage.
I hate girly cries of "we love you tim" just before every serve, and the sooner he goes the better.

He should stick to detergent comercials, the twat....
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jun 2003, 19:27
Replies: 30
Views: 1,105
Posted By Woof
Bah, my comedy is wasted on you lot with my...

Bah, my comedy is wasted on you lot with my amusing Enigma gag.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jun 2003, 19:10
Replies: 10
Views: 673
Posted By Woof
Kronenburg is by far the best beer. A nice...

Kronenburg is by far the best beer.
A nice sunny Saturday afternoon, a beer garden, your best mates , some scantly glad ladies and a nice cool pint of Kroney.
Does life get much better?
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jun 2003, 19:09
Replies: 9
Views: 697
Posted By Woof
But that style still suffers from same the nasty...

But that style still suffers from same the nasty bug as all the others.
There is a horrible blue rectangle in the middle.

Will this be removed before the style goes live?
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jun 2003, 19:00
Replies: 30
Views: 1,105
Posted By Woof
Wasn't that Appocalypse Now?

Wasn't that Appocalypse Now?
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jun 2003, 18:59
Replies: 30
Views: 1,105
Posted By Woof
When those brave Americans captured the Enigma...

When those brave Americans captured the Enigma machine in U-571.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jun 2003, 18:53
Replies: 30
Views: 778
Posted By Woof
Hi Sword :)

Hi Sword :)
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jun 2003, 18:39
Replies: 30
Views: 778
Posted By Woof
I turned down free tickets to the Emenem gig, on...

I turned down free tickets to the Emenem gig, on the basis that he is crap.
My mate's an A&R, and got freebies.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jun 2003, 18:38
Replies: 10
Views: 711
Posted By Woof
I clicked this thread, thinking inside, was a...

I clicked this thread, thinking inside, was a really funneh physics joke.
I hoped for comedy.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jun 2003, 21:20
Replies: 13
Views: 655
Posted By Woof
The lass...

The lass (http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1094648,00.html) from Holby City
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jun 2003, 21:08
Replies: 13
Views: 655
Posted By Woof
Remember children...Drugs don't make you fly.

Remember children...Drugs don't make you fly.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jun 2003, 19:58
Replies: 15
Views: 618
Posted By Woof
!Re: In this thread we discuss 'In This Thread'

How come my thread was merged?
i made this a thread in it's own right!
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jun 2003, 19:10
Replies: 15
Views: 618
Posted By Woof
In this thread we discuss 'In This Thread'

I don't really get the 'In this thread' prefix on many of GD's thread.
I know it's a SA thing, so maybe that means it's cool by default
But copying SA dosen't mean it's cool on GD too.

Well?
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jun 2003, 09:08
Replies: 13
Views: 492
Posted By Woof
Just create a standard WIndows DUN connection. ...

Just create a standard WIndows DUN connection.
Don't worry about the ntl crap.
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