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Forum: General Discussions 20 Nov 2010, 18:36
Replies: 12
Views: 2,626
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Website

That might explain why there's no sole on the menu.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Nov 2010, 00:30
Replies: 12
Views: 2,626
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Website

Makes me want to eat smoked duck right now :)
Forum: General Discussions 2 Oct 2010, 15:47
Replies: 3
Views: 1,219
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Will you still need me? Will you still feed me?

Are you really 64? That must make you like God of the Internets. HB's fella.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Oct 2010, 15:40
Replies: 29
Views: 7,221
Posted By Maladoni
Re: The Skiddy and Marilyn Manson ultra ideas thread.

You can't be one when you have one.

Now you're just a grumpy old man.

Great innit :D
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jan 2008, 23:51
Replies: 35
Views: 2,028
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Windy Weather

Yes. He'd of made the Muppet Show if it was still running at the time. Bless. Still he comes second behind Patrick Moore in the Uncle you should of had.

I'm with DDA on this. I have a fear of...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Dec 2007, 17:40
Replies: 26
Views: 3,047
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Petrol prices and how i started to question the car

I must admit I'm the King of Apathy. Long reign whatever.

But even I was moved to take this when visiting my friends up North yesterday.
...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Dec 2007, 03:58
Replies: 3
Views: 863
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Batteries not included

Batteries included then horn.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Dec 2007, 03:05
Replies: 3
Views: 863
Posted By Maladoni
Batteries not included

So my copperd coloured topped collection of buzzardís, whatís the top of your hand held wish list this Yule?
Forum: General Discussions 11 Dec 2007, 00:49
Replies: 23
Views: 2,042
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Fcuknig Cheeky Bitch

I find your attitude is both somewhat outdated and extremely narrow minded. If it’s not hard enough already. In a world of equality and graves overflowing with the ashes of burned bra’s, you really...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Dec 2007, 16:10
Replies: 12
Views: 1,420
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Dead Canoist story

If you got in trouble off the coast of Hartlepool its not uncommon to turn up alive 5 years later with zero recall. Granted you've usually got two heads and webbed feet but still.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Nov 2007, 14:29
Replies: 25
Views: 2,245
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Happiness

9. Not stopping to post on internet forums.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Nov 2007, 15:19
Replies: 442
Views: 26,335
Posted By Maladoni
Forum: General Discussions 22 Oct 2007, 10:59
Replies: 111
Views: 13,209
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Premiership Predictions 2007/2008

Our record against the bottom 3 is officially pants, don't build your hopes up to much.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Oct 2007, 13:28
Replies: 69
Views: 3,816
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Desert Island Discs

Our barbers only know one way. The way of short back and sides.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Oct 2007, 09:31
Replies: 69
Views: 3,816
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Desert Island Discs

Music:
1: Guns and Roses – Welcome to the Jungle
[hopefully this will drown out the salivating natives bongo drums]

2: Red Dwarf Closing Theme Song
[apt, lest I forgot my current pickle]
...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Oct 2007, 10:28
Replies: 20
Views: 1,549
Posted By Maladoni
Re: The new coolest optical illusion I've seen

It gives both sides of my brain a headache. Neat.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Sep 2007, 08:49
Replies: 12
Views: 1,281
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Robert Jordan

I got mid way through the third before I gave up. That's only the second time I've quit a book/series which was disappointing.

I can echo Lestat, read James Barclay. He spins an exciting yarn.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Sep 2007, 16:26
Replies: 32
Views: 2,444
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Worst Birhday ever

I'd say you're depressed but that's an understatement. Go to the doctor's and get some happy pills for the immediate short term and take positive steps to sort things out.

Happy Birthday!
Forum: General Discussions 25 Sep 2007, 11:09
Replies: 23
Views: 1,533
Posted By Maladoni
Re: A query

It's rather hard to catch yourself out. There's a thin line between amusing and scaring yourself.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Sep 2007, 14:36
Replies: 30
Views: 1,732
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Challenges

- Get Wenger to see a tackle made by one of his players.
- Build an iPod Nano that does not crack in half the second you think about putting it in your trouser pocket.
- Make Jim Davison funny.
-...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Sep 2007, 15:12
Replies: 21
Views: 2,006
Posted By Maladoni
Re: 20th Century Achievements

Footage of Tiananmen Square. That guy standing in front of the tank was brave beyond measure. Closely followed by Footage of the Berlin Wall coming down. United we can do amazing things.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Sep 2007, 15:08
Replies: 16
Views: 1,281
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Five Years Time

Asking my clairvoyant wtf went wrong.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Aug 2007, 16:22
Replies: 51
Views: 2,652
Posted By Maladoni
Re: changing the age of legal smoking

Raise the legal age for smoking by one year every year. In theory you'll have no new smokers leaving those that do to continue or quit. Enforcing it however would be fun.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Aug 2007, 21:10
Replies: 31
Views: 1,680
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Women's American ballthing

It's much more fun watching before getting moved along.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Aug 2007, 10:21
Replies: 86
Views: 4,324
Posted By Maladoni
Re: #forums

Throw him some orange sweets.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jul 2007, 20:57
Replies: 42
Views: 2,010
Posted By Maladoni
Re: So what do you do exactly?

Pig, it don’t really matter who the band is as long as you like, with whom you are with, or what's officially acceptable to do once the lights are up.

Just get yourself nice and relaxed,...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jul 2007, 11:21
Replies: 22
Views: 2,599
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Broadband

Tesco. Don't know how good the support is as I've never had to call them in 28 months since I got it in.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jul 2007, 19:46
Replies: 16
Views: 1,292
Posted By Maladoni
Re: [football] raided clubs

That's 10 million quid worth of talent your dissing there Deffeh!

Point.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jul 2007, 19:31
Replies: 10
Views: 1,254
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Philosophical Question

Did you not condition yourself a little bit to expect this?

Reading or recipes or anything you want to classify specifically such as philosophy is found is by a mixture of personal endeavour,...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2007, 21:51
Replies: 16
Views: 1,453
Posted By Maladoni
Re: I loved reading this article

Any more from the vault? First class!
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jul 2007, 14:58
Replies: 387
Views: 17,206
Posted By Maladoni
Re: [Football] Summer Transfers

I don't know what the managers instruction to Parker was when he was playing alongside Butt. He certainly should of been told to get into forward positions more. Malcolm Mcdonald said on Legends...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jul 2007, 00:40
Replies: 20
Views: 1,251
Posted By Maladoni
Re: iphone

Steve Jobs was overheard to say "I was informed you were the most beautiful woman ever to visit Casablanca. That was a gross understatement."
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jul 2007, 21:59
Replies: 60
Views: 2,732
Posted By Maladoni
Re: My goodness how stupid am i?

History of such events is sketchy at best.

Not all battles are pitched. I remember a few rapid retreats from the Clock to Roker without any eye contact at all.

Still in retreat and...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jul 2007, 23:01
Replies: 14
Views: 1,470
Posted By Maladoni
Re: June's Jealousy List

I'm jealous of the guy piloting the police helicopter hovering above my house. He'll be sleeping in his own bed tonight.

But seriously I'm jealous of Cheri Blair.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2007, 17:19
Replies: 60
Views: 2,732
Posted By Maladoni
Re: My goodness how stupid am i?

I need to read more history. Napoleon had his little drummer boys, Wellington had his pipers. Now your telling me Alexander won The Battle of Granicus because his cavalry slaughtered all those...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jun 2007, 19:15
Replies: 387
Views: 17,206
Posted By Maladoni
Re: [Football] Summer Transfers

3 ficks don't make a right.

Now naive I wouldn't of minded.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jun 2007, 00:11
Replies: 387
Views: 17,206
Posted By Maladoni
Re: [Football] Summer Transfers

Seconded, sticks in the throat but they are superb. I respect them. Would you say the same of Southampton?



How many times? How many times Lok? Like Sunderland we have bounced ala rubber...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2007, 00:41
Replies: 23
Views: 3,398
Posted By Maladoni
Re: poker

I didn't say it was, not that it makes a difference now come to think of it but they seemed to use it as a selling point at the time before the changes in internet gambling laws was announced in...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jun 2007, 16:25
Replies: 23
Views: 3,398
Posted By Maladoni
Re: poker

Laddies is ok (it doesn't allow Americans).

Watch out for those bots RR!
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jun 2007, 20:11
Replies: 12
Views: 1,452
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Clownshoe Corner nominees

Cos when you say you will
It always means you won't
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2007, 21:38
Replies: 387
Views: 17,206
Posted By Maladoni
Re: [Football] Summer Transfers

Pig, did you direct The Man Who Fell To Earth, because I feel like David Bowie right now?

It goes without saying we need a lot of work, from the top down.

Anybody fancy Carr or Babayaro?
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2007, 19:35
Replies: 387
Views: 17,206
Posted By Maladoni
Re: [Football] Summer Transfers

It's a surprise but not unwelcome. The talk up here is that whilst he remains as chairman for the time being, it's not going to be long before he's wheeled into the wings. The clubs listed, I guess...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2007, 10:39
Replies: 387
Views: 17,206
Posted By Maladoni
Re: [Football] Summer Transfers

She's still smiling.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2007, 00:05
Replies: 387
Views: 17,206
Posted By Maladoni
Re: [Football] Summer Transfers

Parker is overated. £7k is good business. He was exposed by Butt in the latter half of the season. Speaking of the latter, I've rarely seen a player turn around the fans like he has. Don't say a...
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2007, 00:30
Replies: 55
Views: 2,772
Posted By Maladoni
Re: The Smoking Ban

In much the same way as people who need/crave water, no.

You might get a few cigar smokers who argue this point, but take nicotine out of the equation and the connaisseur is very few and far in...
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2007, 20:42
Replies: 129
Views: 6,573
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Internet forums

I wouldn't want you on my side in a game of British Bulldog. But then, who would ;)
Forum: General Discussions 23 May 2007, 22:23
Replies: 129
Views: 6,573
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Internet forums

We all have our charms. Purile and childish I be :D . I like the innocence of it all.
Forum: General Discussions 22 May 2007, 20:37
Replies: 129
Views: 6,573
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Internet forums

Now let's get this into some kind of perspective.





You are quite correct, I don't know you. I've never met you. I'm only quoting what I have heard on the forums. If that is incorrect...
Forum: General Discussions 22 May 2007, 13:19
Replies: 129
Views: 6,573
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Internet forums

Exactly, which is why they need more ginger, freckley and extremely ugly people to keep their users repressed. Any volunteers?
Forum: General Discussions 22 May 2007, 11:39
Replies: 129
Views: 6,573
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Internet forums

So when is the brain washing posse riding into town? :p
Forum: General Discussions 16 Mar 2007, 22:10
Replies: 13
Views: 1,201
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Drugs, lies and deceit

You're not the first to have this reaction at the realisation of ones sexuality.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Mar 2007, 21:50
Replies: 15
Views: 1,307
Posted By Maladoni
Honkies

And you are posting statistics and scratching your heads wondering why the community is shrinking day by day.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Mar 2007, 20:45
Replies: 31
Views: 1,933
Posted By Maladoni
Re: robot rights. good, bad, or ugly ?

Silicon Heaven and Belief Chips are the way forward for our battery operated friends.

Kryten: "He's an android. His brain could not handle the concept of there being no silicon heaven."
Lister:...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2007, 22:40
Replies: 47
Views: 2,162
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Incest is best?

Bearing that in mind you'll be taken as seriously over there as you are here.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2007, 21:32
Replies: 57
Views: 2,765
Posted By Maladoni
Re: English Fatty

The bairns mother is a nightmare. But I don't think its necessarily a class issue. Problem mothers that is.

Personally I like a lass I can grip, the rest of you's are Paedophiles.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2007, 23:35
Replies: 49
Views: 1,744
Posted By Maladoni
Re: What would you like to be remembered for?

I'd like to be remembered as me.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Feb 2007, 00:10
Replies: 28
Views: 1,666
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Random Questions and Answers

Why do I post here when I've an unfeasibly low IQ? (inspired by our friends at Snow Leopard, Poland).
Forum: General Discussions 25 Feb 2007, 23:58
Replies: 56
Views: 2,668
Posted By Maladoni
Re: if you were given fifty grand

50k. Black.


Or Red.



Or 25K on both.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Feb 2007, 23:56
Replies: 74
Views: 2,478
Posted By Maladoni
Re: We should just send the entire family

Then why did the army accept his application in the first place? It's like Mistwraith said, the kids in a no win situation.

However, am sure MI15 have not been planning for months how to use...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Feb 2007, 20:16
Replies: 74
Views: 2,478
Posted By Maladoni
Re: We should just send the entire family

Which is a rather disappointing way of ignoring the questions raised to your statements. I expected better, where do I sign?
Forum: General Discussions 25 Feb 2007, 19:53
Replies: 74
Views: 2,478
Posted By Maladoni
Re: We should just send the entire family

This totally beggars belief. It's an attitude that was outdated 200 years ago, and caused many mysterious officer fatalitities in battle even then. Do you honestly believe that when a 16 year old...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Feb 2007, 21:34
Replies: 23
Views: 1,967
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Quiting smoking

It's a chemical addition. In much the same way my brain tells me to drink wine when thirsty, it tells me to smoke when;

stressed at work.
when I have a drink in my hand.
straight after a nice...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Feb 2007, 10:09
Replies: 54
Views: 3,169
Posted By Maladoni
Re: What's your worst slip of the tongue ever

I’d been seeing a lass for about 3 years or so, still teenagers but it was a fairly solid relationship. At least it was before she had an abortion without telling me but that coincidental.

She...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Feb 2007, 20:16
Replies: 14
Views: 868
Posted By Maladoni
Re: [Boxing]

Although a totally different weight division Earl reminded me of Denis Andres. As pugilists go he was old school. It really did not matter what style his opponent was. Boxer, Dancer, South pore,...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Feb 2007, 02:55
Replies: 25
Views: 1,224
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Top Gear

Is it Green?
Forum: General Discussions 18 Feb 2007, 02:52
Replies: 32
Views: 1,464
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Michael Carrick

That's open for discussion.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Feb 2007, 02:51
Replies: 25
Views: 1,224
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Top Gear

So what cars do we drive then?

Current car - Honda Civic Type R 04.

Next Car - Honda Civic Type R GT March 07.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Feb 2007, 02:09
Replies: 14
Views: 868
Posted By Maladoni
Re: [Boxing]

Shame both Harrison and Khan got out showed by Earl vs Katsidis. True warriors.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Feb 2007, 01:50
Replies: 45
Views: 2,509
Posted By Maladoni
Re: [Football] Its games like today..

That's a fully fledged b*****d of a good point Lokken. I was trying to think of worthy commentators and I could only come up with those that annoyed, including Brian Moore god bless him. Even Ray...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Feb 2007, 11:27
Replies: 30
Views: 1,635
Posted By Maladoni
Re: faggot

I'd go with Barney, but I would be thinking of Fred.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Feb 2007, 11:24
Replies: 89
Views: 2,836
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Valentine's Day

I have and I did.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Feb 2007, 01:39
Replies: 8
Views: 709
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Would You Rather?

I've started so I'll Finish (b)
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jan 2007, 20:00
Replies: 26
Views: 1,432
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Help save Mozarts penis.

To Mozart I extend my deepest symphonies.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jan 2007, 22:20
Replies: 31
Views: 1,394
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Avatars!

But didn't PB deliver you an Avatar to die for?
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jan 2007, 08:16
Replies: 46
Views: 2,143
Posted By Maladoni
Re: [Football] Your clubs best ever value-for-money transfer

Team: Newcastle United
Player: Jackie Milburn
Cost: Free
Achievements: 200 goals in 395 games for Newcastle. 10 goals in 13 games for England.

Legend.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jan 2007, 19:40
Replies: 161
Views: 8,866
Posted By Maladoni
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jan 2007, 19:34
Replies: 25
Views: 1,072
Posted By Maladoni
Re: urges... I sometimes have these urges...

I once sold two Radious monitors to a customer. They were expensive pieces of kit in their time about 2k each.

3 days after their warranty ran out I gets a call from the punter saying that...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jan 2007, 15:39
Replies: 11
Views: 713
Posted By Maladoni
Re: [Cricket] Whitewashed

Alex Stewart's average dropped when he kept wicket for England and I wouldn't expect Trescothick to hold onto his bat at the moment never mind catch a ball.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jan 2007, 12:36
Replies: 11
Views: 713
Posted By Maladoni
Re: [Cricket] Whitewashed

Mistakes were made before the first test in terms of preparation/warm up and selection. A few injuries did not help. At some stage in the first two tests we had a chance, but wasted the...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Dec 2006, 00:01
Replies: 70
Views: 2,155
Posted By Maladoni
Re: [Football] Who would you rather see win the league?

There seems to be a redundant cache file in long terms deletions that contains "LOVE IT", but the rest is missing. Syntax Error.

For some reason the random word "Collymore" makes me Blue Screen. ...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Dec 2006, 22:11
Replies: 70
Views: 2,155
Posted By Maladoni
Re: [Football] Who would you rather see win the league?

This is a hard call to make. I've zero affinity to either team. I don’t particularly like either manager or the attitude of the players but most importantly I don’t have much respect for fans.
...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Dec 2006, 08:40
Replies: 442
Views: 26,335
Posted By Maladoni
Re: A Plane Problem

Is it foggy?
Forum: General Discussions 12 Dec 2006, 21:21
Replies: 30
Views: 1,565
Posted By Maladoni
Re: English foodstuffs

Marrowfat peas. Sorry, if it's Scrooge style event better make that a Marrowfat pea.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Dec 2006, 07:04
Replies: 45
Views: 1,960
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Celebrity Mercy Killing

Paul Francis Gadd.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Dec 2006, 14:29
Replies: 57
Views: 2,893
Posted By Maladoni
Forum: General Discussions 7 Dec 2006, 01:02
Replies: 57
Views: 2,893
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Good Comedies

Fecking Ejits, I'm with H1TMANish. Father Ted. Boys in the Cloth, 'lets posse'.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Nov 2006, 23:26
Replies: 16
Views: 1,123
Posted By Maladoni
Re: My science-fiction novel : Chapter 1

I think everybody has been as fair as you have been brave King.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Nov 2006, 16:05
Replies: 31
Views: 1,523
Posted By Maladoni
Re: What do you love?

Good for you, anything to keep busy eh.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Nov 2006, 05:33
Replies: 31
Views: 1,523
Posted By Maladoni
Re: What do you love?

The cat does not care if I come in drunk, covered in lipstick with my flies undone.

Conversely it does not offer me the opportunity of buying it drinks to gain long snogs and administering oral...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Nov 2006, 00:24
Replies: 31
Views: 1,523
Posted By Maladoni
Re: What do you love?

There's more than enough pussies here thank you. Love.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Nov 2006, 23:47
Replies: 31
Views: 1,523
Posted By Maladoni
What do you love?

For me itís simple. Itís my cat, sheís not judgemental, sheís not more intelligent than I, and she sure is demanding of me.

On a less serious note if I could ban three things from love they would...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Nov 2006, 23:36
Replies: 89
Views: 3,016
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Jesus rejected for Christmas

Did the Christians just not pick significant days of Pagan celebration to make events in their New Testament easier for the Britain’s to remember?
Forum: General Discussions 10 Nov 2006, 23:59
Replies: 10
Views: 882
Posted By Maladoni
Re: This Life

I viewed This Life last week with both fondness and sadness.

Although I rather suspect neither of the above emotions had anything to do with the production itself. More a muddled picture of my...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Nov 2006, 00:36
Replies: 132
Views: 5,162
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Are you ready?

Oh dear, I bet Turkey wished they could get owned so quickly as they would be fully signed up members of the community right now.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Nov 2006, 23:57
Replies: 132
Views: 5,162
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Are you ready?

I read this tonight and I must say it kinda shocked me. I know what itís about, itís about 7th century Britton and I think the character is the best representation of my views I have seen so far.
...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Nov 2006, 12:14
Replies: 27
Views: 1,587
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha

His new CD sold only 4,500 in its first week, not even making the US Top 200.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Nov 2006, 01:49
Replies: 27
Views: 1,587
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha

Like Trident Missiles it was only a matter of time until Federline got dropped due to "irreconcilable differences".

File under "Toxic".
Forum: General Discussions 7 Nov 2006, 01:16
Replies: 11
Views: 979
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Saddam`s burial plot.

Hopefully on George Galloway's compost heap. Then he can eat his words.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Nov 2006, 21:59
Replies: 94
Views: 6,839
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Favourite Quote from a movie

I aint twisted like you two f****
Forum: General Discussions 3 Nov 2006, 00:08
Replies: 78
Views: 3,814
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Secret Santa!

"It is a fair, even-handed, noble adjustment of things, that, while there is infection in disease and sorrow, there is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor".
Forum: General Discussions 1 Nov 2006, 02:19
Replies: 53
Views: 2,553
Posted By Maladoni
Re: If Chimps are People too...

I can see it clearly in my head. Row after row of us sitting at terminals with probes in our heads. All our thoughts are being fed into an AI simulator. There is a big screen made out of banana...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Oct 2006, 23:59
Replies: 6
Views: 879
Posted By Maladoni
Re: The Guard on the Train

You had me until the point that the nurse didn't administer instant oral relief.

Dam I’m stupid, the nurse was a ‘female’ right?
Forum: General Discussions 25 Oct 2006, 14:01
Replies: 94
Views: 6,839
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Favourite Quote from a movie

It's been emotional Zirikk.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Oct 2006, 07:33
Replies: 94
Views: 6,839
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Favourite Quote from a movie

Is this some white ***** joke that black ***** don't get? 'Cause I'm not f****** laughing Nicholas.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Oct 2006, 23:05
Replies: 12
Views: 1,044
Posted By Maladoni
Re: finish a sentence for me :)

..... unlike fish weights, rises to the top of the pond.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Oct 2006, 22:26
Replies: 14
Views: 1,334
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Last time it was bouncing balls...

He's running from one paint board to another.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Oct 2006, 22:23
Replies: 12
Views: 1,044
Posted By Maladoni
Re: finish a sentence for me :)

.....doth have the chastity of its forbidden fruits.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Oct 2006, 19:01
Replies: 33
Views: 1,750
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Braap Braap

Take an air rifle to work and you could have some real good fun.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Oct 2006, 21:29
Replies: 53
Views: 2,553
Posted By Maladoni
Forum: General Discussions 16 Oct 2006, 00:09
Replies: 11
Views: 1,554
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Where people drink?

I’m a bit of a dinosaur I drink here (http://www.discoveringfossils.co.uk/Kielder.htm)
Forum: General Discussions 14 Oct 2006, 22:11
Replies: 27
Views: 1,624
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Top of the Group ... WOO HOO!

I think the job is very hard as we are nowhere as near as good as we think we are. Or as the media insist we are.

On Century radio up here there is a phone in every week night called “Legends”. ...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Oct 2006, 19:42
Replies: 18
Views: 960
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Stuff in the fridge.

Just have 14 cans of Tennant's instead. You'll not have to cook and it will look the same in the bowl some 3 hours later.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Oct 2006, 19:36
Replies: 53
Views: 2,553
Posted By Maladoni
Re: If Chimps are People too...

Do you take the p*** out of French people with a German accent?
Forum: General Discussions 9 Oct 2006, 21:46
Replies: 44
Views: 1,928
Posted By Maladoni
Re: possible GD meet

Idimmu has dropped the bombshell that his Steak & Ale pie may be impracticable.

I could do some pasta of sorts if needs be.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Oct 2006, 20:30
Replies: 25
Views: 1,287
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Aliens!

Didn't we send them all to Australia?
Forum: General Discussions 7 Oct 2006, 15:56
Replies: 25
Views: 1,301
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Spots

My friend used to make a solution out of toothpaste, aftershave and talc.

He was still spotty but he smelled alright.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Sep 2006, 20:55
Replies: 43
Views: 1,270
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Phone a friend!

I'd phone Vampy, I mean its not like she's going to hang up.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Sep 2006, 21:52
Replies: 44
Views: 1,928
Posted By Maladoni
Re: possible GD meet

Lets see, what kind of pie you planning idimmu?
Forum: General Discussions 10 Sep 2006, 20:04
Replies: 52
Gin
Views: 1,832
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Gin

I must admit I partial to a thin fresh lime in neat Snow Leopard. Most choice.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Sep 2006, 22:13
Replies: 52
Gin
Views: 1,832
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Gin

I don't think it matters what you mix it with at the end of the day, its a very legitimate distraction ;)
Forum: General Discussions 7 Sep 2006, 23:47
Replies: 36
Views: 1,252
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Savages!

Until they effect you directly, then these are what....



Even if they don't effect you directly it seems whats good for one is not good for another?

Ok now I understand the logic. Lets rob...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Sep 2006, 22:30
Replies: 30
Views: 959
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Someone explain to me UK politics

She was strong. But then again, she followed Heath.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Sep 2006, 22:00
Replies: 30
Views: 959
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Someone explain to me UK politics

I was full of glee when this happened to the Thatcher in the 80's. They announced it in the student union over the speakers.

It wasn't until we suffered the ineptitude of both parties thereafter...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Sep 2006, 21:03
Replies: 52
Gin
Views: 1,832
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Gin

no problem. seriously spelling is not a problem to me. best wishes with your on going problems.:p
Forum: General Discussions 7 Sep 2006, 21:01
Replies: 52
Gin
Views: 1,832
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Gin

It certainly is. Drink interests me because of my roots. Coming from a drinking culture I need to understand why its only really popular South of Manchester. Apologies if I'm being stereotypical.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Sep 2006, 20:57
Replies: 52
Gin
Views: 1,832
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Gin

Your being surprisingly evasive?
Forum: General Discussions 7 Sep 2006, 20:55
Replies: 52
Gin
Views: 1,832
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Gin

I've no doubt there are many a splendid glass to be had. But is there true happyness to be found there in?
Forum: General Discussions 7 Sep 2006, 20:50
Replies: 52
Gin
Views: 1,832
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Gin

Lets stick to Gin.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Sep 2006, 20:39
Replies: 52
Gin
Views: 1,832
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Gin

Lets not be area specifc.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Sep 2006, 20:32
Replies: 52
Gin
Views: 1,832
Posted By Maladoni
Gin

Gin, is this a legitimate distraction or an excuse for self failures?
Forum: General Discussions 2 Sep 2006, 20:16
Replies: 16
Views: 713
Posted By Maladoni
Re: [footie]Who "won" and who "lost" in the transfer window?

Woodgate is the only quality centreback I've seen at the club in 27 years of watching them. Is always been the case. I disagree about the full backs however. Fat Carr makes Cliff Lazarenko look...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Sep 2006, 23:03
Replies: 39
Views: 1,564
Posted By Maladoni
Forum: General Discussions 1 Sep 2006, 23:01
Replies: 16
Views: 713
Posted By Maladoni
Forum: General Discussions 30 Aug 2006, 21:54
Replies: 21
Gay
Views: 1,149
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Gay

Luckily i've never had spots but i know what it can do to a person.

My friend at school had ot bad. He ditched Clearsil for his own mix of tooth paste, aftershave and talc. He was fond of...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Aug 2006, 13:15
Replies: 48
Views: 1,793
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Tunes

NIN. Beat me.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Aug 2006, 13:21
Replies: 25
Views: 1,426
Posted By Maladoni
Re: [GB] Surnames

Scotland, and the grandparents parents are Irish. Its no wonder.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Aug 2006, 17:35
Replies: 11
Views: 1,471
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Want to be a popular old man? (DM / DDA)

42 seconds. Life's to short, especailly when your long.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Aug 2006, 13:43
Replies: 86
Views: 3,209
Posted By Maladoni
Re: [Football] One down, One to go

How long will you be happy with top 10 tho? Maybe not long if you've a bunch pf bairns coming through. I've heard that spin before tho.

Your'e wrong in one respect pig, we buy good players, we...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Aug 2006, 11:49
Replies: 86
Views: 3,209
Posted By Maladoni
Re: [Football] One down, One to go

O'Neil is over rated. Villa's squad is almost as thin as Newcastle's. To call him a saviour is ludicrous. Dave Basset would be called a saviour if he helped Villa to avoid relegation, savour mid...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Aug 2006, 03:01
Replies: 14
Hi
Views: 1,256
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Hi

Attention monkey.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Aug 2006, 11:14
Replies: 45
Views: 2,813
Posted By Maladoni
Re: So what do we do?

I don't profess to know at lot about religion, but isn't a fundamental part of whatever creed you believe in not to kill your fellow man? If they followed their religion as it was wrote then there...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Aug 2006, 11:06
Replies: 12
Views: 732
Posted By Maladoni
Re: [Football] A good day to bury bad news?

Terry for me. Much prefer defenders for captains. Gerrard is a natural leader as well so I don't see it making much difference, they will both have their say captain or not.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Aug 2006, 11:20
Replies: 31
Views: 1,526
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Miami Vice

Re the dialogue. Do you think it would have been a more enjoyable experience with subtitles?

I often watch DVD's with them on, especially action flicks as the soundtrack and background noise can...
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jul 2006, 03:39
Replies: 106
Views: 5,649
Posted By Maladoni
Re: GD Meet Pictures!

Mental images are seldom correct.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jul 2006, 23:08
Replies: 106
Views: 5,649
Posted By Maladoni
Re: GD Meet Pictures!

The lunch box is back!
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jul 2006, 21:35
Replies: 106
Views: 5,649
Posted By Maladoni
Re: GD Meet Pictures!

On seconds thoughts following the line of his vision it may actually be Furballs knobba that's on his mind. A case of the inflated meets the deflated.

Only joshing kids ;)
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jul 2006, 21:27
Replies: 106
Views: 5,649
Posted By Maladoni
Re: GD Meet Pictures!

[QUOTE=Tomkat]
From left to right, furball, Minty, TomKat, Deepflow, pig and Yahwe (http://www.trattle.com/gdmeet/DSCN0495.JPG)

Is Yahwe showing using sign language to tell us the size of his...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jul 2006, 01:26
Replies: 83
Views: 2,820
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Is Wales a Country?

As long as Norway and Japan keep bribing the likes of Essention Island and Lard is back on our shelves, I don't care if my lamb tastes of Brouwerij Breda.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jul 2006, 10:08
Replies: 18
Views: 804
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Risk

We used to have pacts but it could get complicated.

Bascially any player could make a pact with another. The exception to this was the person who had the most men.

You could not attack each...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jul 2006, 13:43
Replies: 65
Views: 1,785
Posted By Maladoni
Re: christ, get a life

When are you back in Hull?
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jul 2006, 22:58
Replies: 9
Views: 714
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Unusual Snacks

Toast. St Ival Gold. No herbs or salad cream or Lazy Chilly Unusual to me.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jul 2006, 22:57
Replies: 62
Views: 1,956
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Heating Up

I always have the heat turned up at Chez Maladoni's, but then again the blinds are always drawn.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jul 2006, 22:54
Replies: 253
Views: 10,030
Posted By Maladoni
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jul 2006, 00:01
Replies: 55
Views: 2,238
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Cooking

Pasta Surprise.

Chicken in a wok, brown it. Mid brown add crunched garlic and chilly (lazy variants is fine but the chook has to be fresh).

Burn the ass of the chicken but turn it down when it...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jul 2006, 21:41
Replies: 253
Views: 10,030
Posted By Maladoni
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jul 2006, 18:52
Replies: 253
Views: 10,030
Posted By Maladoni
Re: 40 Days of Infallible Proofs

Give 'everybody' a prize then. I am I'm me. Maybe if I was 'I am what I am', things would be different.

Ignorance is bliss. I don’t take myself seriously. This makes me stupidly happy. ;) You?
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jul 2006, 17:24
Replies: 10
Views: 1,125
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Bionic Man

I'd go for Stretch Armstong any day. There is as much pleasure in giving as there is in taking. Lets get restricted.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jul 2006, 17:20
Replies: 253
Views: 10,030
Posted By Maladoni
Re: 40 Days of Infallible Proofs

I'm sure Trav is laughing up the Anglican sleeve of his vestment.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jul 2006, 21:33
Replies: 253
Views: 10,030
Posted By Maladoni
Re: 40 Days of Infallible Proofs

Its seems to me if you have blind fate, there is no debate. Rules are rules, god or no god.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jul 2006, 20:08
Replies: 253
Views: 10,030
Posted By Maladoni
Re: 40 Days of Infallible Proofs

Is the campaign or God you disagree with?
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jul 2006, 13:21
Replies: 18
Views: 1,638
Posted By Maladoni
Re: funny picchure

I thought it was a badly drawn cock. Guess I totally missed the boat.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jul 2006, 15:44
Replies: 179
Views: 5,116
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Overkill with Negative Rep

I'm getting loads of it. Keep it coming.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jul 2006, 00:22
Replies: 179
Views: 5,116
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Overkill with Negative Rep

That's cool, as long as I can be covered in hope and vasoline, what the hell! :D
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jul 2006, 21:56
Replies: 497
Views: 8,905
Posted By Maladoni
Re: [football] world cup 2006 prediction league

Well played Obliterate, unlucky Appocomaster.

Good game all.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jul 2006, 21:52
Replies: 47
Views: 1,602
Posted By Maladoni
Re: [Football] Italy v France

I had Italy in the sweep at work. Engadge gloat mode. Gloat mode engadged.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jul 2006, 21:50
Replies: 17
Views: 1,101
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Who here remembers playing Elite?

Elite.

Yes. First played on BBC then CBM64. I'm crap at games but 2 things spring to mind.

1. Docking computer. Oh the joy when i finally had enough cash to secure the services of the DC....
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jul 2006, 21:36
Replies: 11
Views: 958
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Suggest me cocktails if you want

I like it simple.

Vodka
Cranberry
Grapefruit
Crushed Ice
Tall
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jul 2006, 21:32
Replies: 179
Views: 5,116
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Overkill with Negative Rep

Seems to me this rep shite gets you kids all hot under the collar.

Bad grammer, bad posts, bad yish bad yadda.

I didn't have to take an IQ test to post here so why the stress?

Saying that...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jun 2006, 01:14
Replies: 19
Views: 797
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Some internet help here

The day when Iíd be bothered or not if that ejit saw fit to give me an audience on msn is the day he snaps his guitar in half.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jun 2006, 01:10
Replies: 19
Views: 797
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Some internet help here

my questions was regards to the technical possibilities not friendship, answers to the initial question where disappoint airy.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jun 2006, 00:45
Replies: 19
Views: 797
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Some internet help here

this has nothing to do with security and everything to do with honour. i should of mentioned there have been several incidents via random mediums where this has occured before, i think i have just...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jun 2006, 00:40
Replies: 19
Views: 797
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Some internet help here

like a hole in the head, but you can pat your own back.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jun 2006, 00:36
Replies: 19
Views: 797
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Some internet help here

i'm asking myself the same thing. like i said it was an important message. and its not the first time.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jun 2006, 00:24
Replies: 19
Views: 797
Posted By Maladoni
Some internet help here

Scenario...

Been chatting happily to a friend on MSN. He's also on line at the same time with Skype. We use both all the time randomly.

I send a message on MSN but don't get a reply. It’s a...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 24 Jun 2006, 22:23
Replies: 73
Views: 4,317
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Best Girlfriend / Wife quotes

I've never played, i'm not clever enough.

My ex once said though whilst i was playing Champ Man.

'You going to play that ******* game all nite'

I turned of the computer at its power source...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2006, 22:17
Replies: 59
Views: 941
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Because Theology is important

Can you expand on this please.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2006, 22:12
Replies: 497
Views: 8,905
Posted By Maladoni
Re: [football] world cup 2006 prediction league

Could be worse, I've 5 english on Klosse winning the golden boot with Germany winning the world cup at 66/1. How many shots did he have today!

Could be even more worse tho, Furball could win the...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2006, 12:17
Replies: 59
Views: 941
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Because Theology is important

I'd be angry if my mother told me she was a virgin.

Relgion is just handy way of repressing women and the weak.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2006, 02:11
Replies: 143
Views: 3,113
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Gay experiences on the forums

I've yet to get my hair cut by somebody who isn't. But then again, I shave my own. I'm an alcholic and I love my new hostess trolley.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2006, 02:05
Replies: 30
Views: 807
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Cash-Stripped?

i'd rather swallow horse come.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jun 2006, 11:25
Replies: 48
Views: 1,030
Posted By Maladoni
Re: This World Cup is the worst ever (DRAMA)

Ive doubled checked the Paedophile register and found the usual suspects.

Poll
Wilkes
Alcock
Rennie
Barber
D'urso
Wiley
Barry
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jun 2006, 20:57
Replies: 76
Views: 1,120
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Paedophile policy 'not media-led'

simple, lets go beyond the 40's and....'off with their heads'. this totally eliminates them giving or getting any heed if the first 3 steps are actioned. of course neophiliacs options are now...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jun 2006, 16:17
Replies: 143
Views: 3,113
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Gay experiences on the forums

Its funny how things slip your mind.

5. My brother raped me.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jun 2006, 14:46
Replies: 76
Views: 1,120
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Paedophile policy 'not media-led'

1. Cut of their penis or in the case of women hysterectomy. Get their genes out of the paddling pool.
2. Cut of their fingers so in the meantime they can not fiddle.
3. Deploy the people who make...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jun 2006, 14:02
Replies: 143
Views: 3,113
Posted By Maladoni
Re: Gay experiences on the forums

4. I once touched bells with a mate on the swing bridge in Newcastle. It cemented our solidarity as mates and expressed our sexual freedom.
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