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Forum: Roleplaying 7 Jun 2006, 16:55
Replies: 5
Views: 4,862
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Cheeky apeal from an oldbie

I jumped from 12,000 feet at about 12:30 on Saturday
Here (http://www.cmdrcyrax.com/Skydive.html) are the pics and the movie.
It's not too late to donate here...
Forum: Roleplaying 7 Apr 2006, 18:58
Replies: 52
Views: 14,038
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: We hereby announce..........

Congratulations to you both :)
Forum: Roleplaying 7 Apr 2006, 18:51
Replies: 5
Views: 4,862
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Cheeky apeal from an oldbie

Dunno if anyone still remembers me around here?
I'm quickly popping in to plug a sponsored skydive I'm doing for Ataxia UK.
The link is here (http://www.justgiving.com/skydiveforataxia). Just...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Feb 2006, 23:00
Replies: 5
Views: 1,622
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
So, who's going to the pro-test?

http://www.pro-test.org.uk/

This may be the only time in history that I condone the hippy methods advertised within.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jan 2006, 15:01
Replies: 47
Views: 3,910
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Seriously, Greenpeace, what the ****?

Just out of interest, is there a greenpeace campaign against skyscrapers?
They have a relatively greater history of causing death by having planes flown into them.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jan 2006, 14:49
Replies: 16
Views: 3,025
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jan 2006, 14:46
Replies: 25
Views: 2,777
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Bin Laden offers truce.

It won't accept.
They need the 'terrorist threat' to justify allsorts.

P.s. Iran is harbouring him.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jan 2006, 06:54
Replies: 32
Views: 3,531
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Top three items not to be used inside a school with children inside

People really should watch Red Dwarf.
It's good for you. :)
Forum: General Discussions 31 Dec 2005, 17:02
Replies: 32
Views: 3,531
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Forum: General Discussions 31 Dec 2005, 16:58
Replies: 30
Views: 3,272
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: OK the proper new years resolution thread

1. Move out.
2. Be more motivated
3. Jump out of a plane for charity (Ending predictable replies - yes with a parachute)
Forum: General Discussions 24 Nov 2005, 02:30
Replies: 56
Views: 7,673
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Back To Hell

I'd invent a game on the spot.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Sep 2005, 12:04
Replies: 43
Views: 3,594
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Talk like a pirate day

And now, listen child,
to the man on crack.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Sep 2005, 23:49
Replies: 43
Views: 3,594
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Talk like a pirate day

http://www.talklikeapirateday.com/

Arrr?
Forum: General Discussions 17 Sep 2005, 23:35
Replies: 24
Views: 3,732
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Crash

I that it was crap and overrated.
The racial equivalent of 'haha I said poo on TV'
Forum: General Discussions 17 Sep 2005, 15:51
Replies: 31
Views: 2,649
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Better than Lightning Bolt

The next big thing (http://www.mybarbarian.com/mb-web/video/unicorns_hi.mov)
Forum: General Discussions 16 Sep 2005, 02:01
Replies: 33
Views: 2,650
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: RP Forum - out of control

Copy and paste jobby from long ago.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Sep 2005, 12:39
Replies: 29
Views: 2,199
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Intelligent Design

Why has noone mentioned Intelligent Falling (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39512) yet?
Forum: General Discussions 4 Sep 2005, 00:55
Replies: 38
Views: 2,896
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: What pet(s) would you have?

A duck.
As in 'Hey there pretty, would you like to come back to my place for a quick duck?'*
Forum: General Discussions 4 Sep 2005, 00:46
Replies: 32
Views: 3,140
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Is EU really considering this country for membership?

Someone in power is obviously nobbing someone else in power.
When we find out who these two are, this issue will become clearer.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Sep 2005, 14:43
Replies: 29
Views: 2,199
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Intelligent Design

Copied from a mate's blog:

I've come up with a theory for y'all...
Cos I know that you're all hard core religious nutters!

1st'ly... For this theory, we'll assume that God exists.
Now......
Forum: General Discussions 29 Aug 2005, 18:46
Replies: 9
Views: 1,953
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: another reason why the media is full of shit.

Fear ..X......................................... Love
Forum: General Discussions 26 Aug 2005, 18:17
Replies: 110
Views: 10,054
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: vile despicable people

More invasive proceedures need to be performed first.
Biopsies are taken but there is only so much information you can gleen from and incomplete organism, and if you are suggesting performing...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Aug 2005, 14:56
Replies: 110
Views: 10,054
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: vile despicable people

As someone with a genetic condition which is being researched using animal testing, I would like to say that the animal-rights protesters are hypocrites of the highest order. Not only is there the...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Aug 2005, 16:23
Replies: 14
Views: 2,072
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: another EVIL arab leader dies

You what?
Now with the fear of the quasi-vegetable looking over his shoulder removed, the delegate guy is more likely to run amok.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jul 2005, 22:30
Replies: 18
Views: 2,934
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Woman 'miraculously' grows penis

Nursie: You were almost a boy!

Queenie: I was?!?

Nursie: When you were born, everyone cried "It's a boy! And then someone says "But he doesn't have a winkie.!" And I said "A boy without a...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jul 2005, 20:21
Replies: 79
Views: 6,831
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Innocents?

Everyone is innocent of something.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Apr 2005, 23:12
Replies: 10
Views: 1,814
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: I`ve got porn on my `pooter....

http://www.clean-your-screen-for-free-now.com/
Forum: General Discussions 13 Nov 2004, 16:29
Replies: 74
Views: 3,518
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Friday Caption Contest : 12/11/04

Wang regretted his disguise as a postbox when he discovered the filth that the filth were into.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Nov 2004, 17:37
Replies: 31
Views: 3,367
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: The Great Irony

Isn't there also the little issue of missile range?
How is N.Korea gonna fire a nuke halfway round the world?
Forum: General Discussions 6 Nov 2004, 19:36
Replies: 57
Views: 5,226
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Next Bond eh?

Tom Green.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Oct 2004, 15:09
Replies: 40
Views: 2,858
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Forum: General Discussions 28 Sep 2004, 20:30
Replies: 55
Views: 4,918
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: So much for a quiet night

Just wait for mrs Vaio to pick a fight with the girlfriend of a bodybuiler or somet. :)
Forum: General Discussions 26 Sep 2004, 14:31
Replies: 10
Views: 1,966
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Keep losing at paintball?

Prepared to do anything to win?
Go here (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=10554&item=3695608433&rd=1)! :)
Forum: General Discussions 17 Sep 2004, 17:03
Replies: 30
Views: 8,233
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: 'The Blair family secret'

Silly girl, just get pissed.
That's what Euan did.
Forum: Roleplaying 2 Sep 2004, 00:19
Replies: 144
Views: 11,044
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Forum: General Discussions 16 Aug 2004, 16:10
Replies: 74
Views: 3,362
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: good film trilogys

Revenge of the nerds.

No, seriously :p
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2004, 17:13
Replies: 23
Views: 1,834
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Stupid people

Shush, yank. ;)
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2004, 14:30
Replies: 26
Views: 2,098
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: i, robot

It's worth watching, a few flawed ideas and annoying product placements, but it wont make you want to tear your face off. :)
Forum: General Discussions 14 Aug 2004, 22:33
Replies: 26
Views: 2,098
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: i, robot

I usually ignore PP's but it was really hard considering how much he kept wanking on about the shoes.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Aug 2004, 18:45
Replies: 7
Views: 1,403
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Buy a suitcase

I'm slightly amused that em's only purchace is some dry skin creme (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=11236&item=2261190104&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW)
Forum: General Discussions 8 Aug 2004, 14:20
Replies: 43
Views: 3,544
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: The shit joke thread

What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?
A. You can eat your mum's apple pie.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Aug 2004, 13:17
Replies: 71
Views: 4,943
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: young girls

lol Bush's daughters lol :)
Forum: General Discussions 2 Aug 2004, 12:46
Replies: 71
Views: 4,943
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: young girls

Why 5 years?

Did you just snnatch that figure out of thin air?
Forum: General Discussions 1 Aug 2004, 22:59
Replies: 71
Views: 4,943
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: young girls

Why is it wrong to want a 16 year old?
Especially if you're only 20.

If you were very old (more than 23 it'd be a problem.)
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jul 2004, 11:05
Replies: 129
Views: 9,588
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Boy Beaten to Death by Moron imitating Crap Computer Game

Why has noone started copying 'Theme park'?
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jul 2004, 12:22
Replies: 51
Views: 6,107
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Things That Are Overrated

Ive seen things....
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jul 2004, 23:13
Replies: 21
Views: 2,326
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2004, 21:09
Replies: 10
Views: 2,443
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Kev Smith fans

Arsebiscuits.

Should have done more* research there
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2004, 14:40
Replies: 10
Views: 2,443
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Kev Smith fans

Er. Rather than release a tenth aniversery thing of an existing film, wouldn''t it be prudent to release a brand new one?
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2004, 14:36
Replies: 17
Views: 2,304
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Whoopie Goldberg fired for talking about a Bush

There is nothing for you here [/LoG]
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2004, 14:34
Replies: 80
Views: 7,887
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Something beautiful yet terrible happened to me yesterday (warning: gayness inside)

Maybe she's one of these relationship tester people your misus has hired?

TRUST NO-ONE*
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2004, 13:51
Replies: 29
Views: 2,142
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: i have just been asked to apply for a job :-)

Say it's for Ann summers and you'll get a bigger audience.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jul 2004, 15:28
Replies: 17
Views: 2,112
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: US to postpone elections - The Last Straw

Shhh (http://www.cmdrcyrax.com/Linkage/Threads/Pieshut.jpg)
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jul 2004, 01:17
Replies: 84
Views: 4,900
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: am i the only one?

This thread is now amusing as everyone exept madi has an avatar.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jul 2004, 16:04
Replies: 65
Views: 4,470
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: So, this chick from work...

Kurt Russell, 'Escape from the Shetlands'
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2004, 13:27
Replies: 70
Views: 7,251
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: [Pointless] Who has the best Avatar?

Was ammused slightly by flayer.
And who had the Kenya one?
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jul 2004, 16:38
Replies: 59
Views: 5,012
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jul 2004, 16:05
Replies: 140
Views: 8,935
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Roadrunners Housewarming Party

http://www.bash.org/?1730
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jul 2004, 11:12
Replies: 70
Views: 4,916
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Do you know any terrorists?

Have you never met Jenny?

And Mark; I started it ages ago, she copied me.
I have a real one, which sits on my monitor.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jul 2004, 09:44
Replies: 70
Views: 4,916
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Do you know any terrorists?

I may be a terrorist, but at least i'm not left handed.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jul 2004, 09:41
Replies: 14
Views: 3,272
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jul 2004, 00:25
Replies: 17
Views: 2,389
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: would you let your friends wear your gran's bra?

See poker tilt thread.


P.S. The thread titled 'sniff sniff' was directly below this one and in my haste to read titles I accidently combined them. :eek:
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jul 2004, 00:18
Replies: 59
Views: 5,012
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Can all arguments be defeated with Maddox and Wiki links?

Can make a kettle boil water?

No?

You are powerless.
The end.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jul 2004, 01:06
Replies: 33
Views: 2,336
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jun 2004, 14:15
Replies: 27
Views: 3,780
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: God damn GO AWAY NASTY HELICOPTER -anyone have an RPG handy?

Borrow his (http://media.hamncheez.com/pictures/warhammer_shop_class.JPG)

+5 Migrane infliction :)
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jun 2004, 13:53
Replies: 27
Views: 3,780
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jun 2004, 19:16
Replies: 20
Views: 2,028
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: White Knight Spacecraft Set to Make History

*registers www.spaceshiptwo.com in anticipation. :cool:
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jun 2004, 19:12
Replies: 21
Views: 2,154
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Coolest building ever (ish)

Looks like a Thunderbird model for Tracy island.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2004, 12:58
Replies: 13
Views: 1,870
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Tron

Without even looking I know its that fat guy with a camel toe showing how he made his tron costume.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jun 2004, 00:35
Replies: 13
Views: 1,724
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jun 2004, 17:17
Replies: 66
Views: 5,250
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Forum: Roleplaying 10 Jun 2004, 00:51
Replies: 144
Views: 11,044
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Rp Bbq 2004

duh. :)

And I may nnot be able to attend. I'll conduct a bit more research...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2004, 02:42
Replies: 39
Views: 2,314
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Henman in "can play tennis" shocker

I don't think the washing powder ads help either...
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2004, 18:09
Replies: 15
Views: 2,025
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: a hockey thread (icehockeyfs)

Well it is tuesday, afterall...
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2004, 23:07
Replies: 19
Views: 2,498
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: lol at chatroom fool

So you think this special agent currently asking me to kill someone could also be a fake? :o
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2004, 02:54
Replies: 86
Views: 6,607
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: UK Big Brother

According to the alternate universe theory, this has to be the case somewhere :)
Forum: General Discussions 21 May 2004, 21:04
Replies: 20
Views: 2,122
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: The Naked Rollercoaster!!

They aren't naked; theyre wearing shoes.
Forum: General Discussions 20 May 2004, 20:51
Replies: 5
Views: 1,911
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Is this legal?

http://videoisland.com/user/homeNewUser2.php

Btw, if you sign up can you enter my promotion code?
1162109

Cheers :D
Forum: General Discussions 20 May 2004, 14:23
Replies: 15
Views: 2,065
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
So these new Abuse photos...

Scroll down (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/3731081.stm)

Sabrina Harman :up:
Forum: General Discussions 20 May 2004, 14:17
Replies: 15
Views: 2,054
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: So Napster's back........

Thet've attached too many strings. If it were just a straightforward 9.95 month it was possible, but adding a further charge for burning it is off-putting.
Forum: Roleplaying 18 May 2004, 20:27
Replies: 144
Views: 11,044
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Rp Bbq 2004

Hasn't changed much...
Forum: General Discussions 18 May 2004, 01:09
Replies: 26
Views: 2,383
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: I want to find the bastard...

Well then there are too many bastards out there in the broadcasting industry.
Forum: General Discussions 18 May 2004, 01:03
Replies: 26
Views: 2,383
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: I want to find the bastard...

Were they also reponsible for axing Farscape?
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2004, 03:10
Replies: 59
Views: 5,033
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Those RPers are havin' a BBQ!

He means Dead Meat

Also is it right that this thread has more replies than the one it refers to? :confused:
Forum: Roleplaying 16 May 2004, 18:57
Replies: 144
Views: 11,044
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Rp Bbq 2004

Yeah I'm prolly in if it doesnt clash with hols.
Forum: General Discussions 16 May 2004, 18:53
Replies: 59
Views: 5,033
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Those RPers are havin' a BBQ!

I'm sure GDers are bastions of the civilized world. :D
Forum: General Discussions 16 May 2004, 13:51
Replies: 59
Views: 5,033
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Those RPers are havin' a BBQ!

Orcs are vilified in LOTR :(
Forum: Roleplaying 16 May 2004, 13:48
Replies: 144
Views: 11,044
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Rp Bbq 2004

Oi Walrus, about your sig...
Forum: General Discussions 14 May 2004, 16:37
Replies: 32
Views: 4,030
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Socialism thread for 14/5/04: Americans try to ban lowcut pants

I know what they are. :rolleyes:
I am just querying why an americanism is unashamedly used here.
Forum: General Discussions 14 May 2004, 14:49
Replies: 32
Views: 4,030
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Forum: General Discussions 14 May 2004, 14:39
Replies: 31
Views: 2,641
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
RIAA are lying sacks of poo. True story.

http://arstechnica.com/news/posts/1084492882.html

:eek: :eek: :eek:
Forum: General Discussions 13 May 2004, 20:11
Replies: 17
Views: 2,176
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Conspiracy Theories

A pity this country is full of fags who like to watch F-list celebraties in taxis then.
Forum: General Discussions 13 May 2004, 20:08
Replies: 17
Views: 2,176
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Conspiracy Theories

C4 programmes easily outshine ITV. Posssibly BBC too.
Forum: General Discussions 3 May 2004, 16:01
Replies: 15
Views: 2,382
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
New badgers

Rofl (http://media.hamncheez.com/videos/badgerbadger.mpg) :D
Forum: General Discussions 25 Apr 2004, 21:30
Replies: 17
Views: 2,148
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Forum: General Discussions 24 Apr 2004, 23:23
Replies: 35
Views: 2,878
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Once again, America shocks the world

I'm waiting for some third world twat to claim they were cured of leprecy because of their picture of her.
Roll on sainthood.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Apr 2004, 23:18
Replies: 55
Views: 4,987
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Star Wars Names?

Mesa Dawi :)
Forum: General Discussions 6 Apr 2004, 13:50
Replies: 120
Views: 8,577
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: see, this is why teenagers shouldnt be allowed on the internet...

But you see if this girl is not prosecuted, every single paedo arrested from then on will argue that the girls in their pics were consenting and that noone could prove they didn't post them...
Forum: General Discussions 31 Mar 2004, 11:03
Replies: 31
Views: 2,202
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: What Slogan Would Make You Vote?

Butcher, Baker, Mass debater?
Forum: General Discussions 30 Mar 2004, 20:38
Replies: 31
Views: 2,202
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: What Slogan Would Make You Vote?

Save it for a few years.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Mar 2004, 20:35
Replies: 31
Views: 2,202
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: What Slogan Would Make You Vote?

Butcher, Baker, Candlestick maker and Prez?
Forum: General Discussions 29 Mar 2004, 02:24
Replies: 11
Views: 1,767
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Passion of the Christ

gibson = americas bin laden methinks.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Mar 2004, 02:21
Replies: 21
Views: 2,324
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Back, Crack AND Sack WAX

It'll be too late to do anything about it then tho :D
Forum: General Discussions 29 Mar 2004, 02:19
Replies: 259
Views: 16,311
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: The proposed law

Ace.
Plus If you don't wanna be killed by a drink driver don't go anywhere near roads!

:banana:
Forum: General Discussions 29 Mar 2004, 02:15
Replies: 24
Views: 1,929
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Stacy's Mom

The perpose of this whole thread was so you could say this,
weren't it?
Forum: General Discussions 27 Mar 2004, 14:27
Replies: 21
Views: 2,324
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Back, Crack AND Sack WAX

Um,

Your girlfriend is training to wax balls for a living?
You should have said yes; she's only going to do it to you when you sleep now.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2004, 15:52
Replies: 25
Views: 2,097
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: I think a female creature...

Maybe she got lost?
Forum: General Discussions 7 Mar 2004, 13:10
Replies: 24
Views: 2,371
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: New Formula 1 season, Points of Views here.

Formula 1 sounds like a new type of baby food
Forum: General Discussions 5 Mar 2004, 13:08
Replies: 13
Views: 1,610
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: I wonder how this makes George Dubya feel

I sometimes wonder if Bush will ever mix up tourism and terrorism?
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2004, 20:02
Replies: 23
Views: 2,364
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Now here's a REALLY awkward situation...

Sumbit to reader's wives.
Should net you at least a tenner. :)
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2004, 19:59
Replies: 26
Views: 2,911
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Skiddy didn't know what a "puggy" was.

Innumeracy-tax collecters
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2004, 16:23
Replies: 10
Views: 1,683
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Jesus H. Christ: Not A Faggot?

One of the few good points I can remember from RE lesson is debating how Jesus went up the mountain with his special friends for the trnsfiguration.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2004, 20:55
Replies: 9
Views: 2,325
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Aryn is like the Pokaroo

Kakapo (http://www.kakapo.net/en/) > Polkaroo
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2004, 20:52
Replies: 38
Views: 1,854
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Sorry UK....

Where the Gals are green and the land is pretteh!
Forum: General Discussions 23 Feb 2004, 15:12
Replies: 38
Views: 2,337
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: [Shock Deffeh thread] Something that restores my faith in humanity and warms my heart

*Wot Jakiri said*

If they guy had a morbid fear of barmen pissing in his beer, then it would be worth mentioning...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Feb 2004, 14:58
Replies: 5
Views: 1,578
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
What do you make of this?

Just got an advert in the post for this (http://www.skeptic.org.uk) magasine.
Has anyone here got a subcription and if so what do you think of it?

I may subscribe if and only if it is a serious...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Feb 2004, 11:56
Replies: 37
Views: 1,715
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: So , erm , Golf. It looks pretty simple, right?

Windmills are the worst obsticles.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Feb 2004, 18:44
Replies: 10
Views: 1,878
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Enterprise 02/18/2004

What are you talking about?
Its ALWAYS obvious what is gonna happen.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Feb 2004, 16:45
Replies: 52
Views: 3,639
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Kazza

Overnet?
Forum: General Discussions 21 Feb 2004, 15:46
Replies: 10
Views: 1,878
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Enterprise 02/18/2004

Phlox is an utter muppet and I wouldn't go to him if I had toothache.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Feb 2004, 17:31
Replies: 37
Views: 2,007
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: attention whoring

guns mostly.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Feb 2004, 14:29
Replies: 37
Views: 2,007
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: attention whoring

Important people have the bad habit of being shot.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Feb 2004, 01:22
Replies: 12
Views: 1,720
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Forum: General Discussions 5 Feb 2004, 14:22
Replies: 190
Views: 14,717
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Animal sex and gay sex are the same in sweeden?

I'm not trying to determine their level of rights through an organisms complexity, I am saying they might have 'free will' because of this complexity in their brains. I find it highly unlikely that...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Feb 2004, 02:00
Replies: 101
Views: 7,845
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Why does the government need to collect taxes?

Its a very desirable system but it's a description for the best case scenario. People will want more than their fare share, politicians will be corrupt etc.

I know it's already pretty much like...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Feb 2004, 01:38
Replies: 190
Views: 14,717
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Animal sex and gay sex are the same in sweeden?

It's called a typo you silly tree.

PS http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=factor
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2004, 23:54
Replies: 190
Views: 14,717
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Animal sex and gay sex are the same in sweeden?

I'm not assuming. In fact the very post you quote was begun 'Animals may or may not have free will'. Thats hardly decisive, I was merely saying in absence of proof either way I am likely to lean...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2004, 20:39
Replies: 190
Views: 14,717
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Animal sex and gay sex are the same in sweeden?

:D



No, you can't call pain an illusion.
It is a very real response although it has no physical presence. The opposition of pain and pleasure is the illusion; it is only termed as such through...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2004, 20:27
Replies: 190
Views: 14,717
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2004, 20:03
Replies: 190
Views: 14,717
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Animal sex and gay sex are the same in sweeden?

Animals may or may not have free will, the arguement that they may simply be what I have defined as inanimate objects with a huge 'pattern', which they do not independantly deviate from, is much like...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2004, 19:24
Replies: 190
Views: 14,717
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Animal sex and gay sex are the same in sweeden?

Prove plants feel pain.



Plz stop talking as if you get your entire knowledge of physics from star wars.



It think they are incapable of defining a possession, so are incapable of even...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2004, 18:56
Replies: 190
Views: 14,717
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Animal sex and gay sex are the same in sweeden?

Dictionary.com (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=inanimate"). I think you also need to throw in the phrase 'something that will not move or deviate from a set patturn unless acted upon by an...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2004, 18:50
Replies: 190
Views: 14,717
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Animal sex and gay sex are the same in sweeden?

Plants are alive (within the standard definition of the word) and respond to outside stimuli such as the presence of sunlight but, as inanimate objects, they feel no pain as they are biogically...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2004, 18:43
Replies: 190
Views: 14,717
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Animal sex and gay sex are the same in sweeden?

First (http://articles.animalconcerns.org/ar-voices/archive/pain.html) result of Google (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=%22do+animals+feel+pain%22)

How you feel pain...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2004, 18:31
Replies: 190
Views: 14,717
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Animal sex and gay sex are the same in sweeden?

Which part?
That non-sentiant animals feel pain, or than inanimate obects dont?
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2004, 18:11
Replies: 190
Views: 14,717
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Animal sex and gay sex are the same in sweeden?

I think a non-sentient organism would feel pain, but would be much less able to interpret it in the way sentient ones do. A kleenex does not feel pain, ever.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2004, 18:04
Replies: 190
Views: 14,717
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Animal sex and gay sex are the same in sweeden?

So you're saying a non-sentient animal is no different to an inanimate object?
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2004, 18:02
Replies: 190
Views: 14,717
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Animal sex and gay sex are the same in sweeden?

You mentioned about animals making competent decisions about things, which is frankly nonsensical.

I think the issue is that the animals are incapable of making a competent decision about whether...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2004, 17:59
Replies: 190
Views: 14,717
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Animal sex and gay sex are the same in sweeden?

I'm not arguing the definition of ownership. As I said, the reason why people term bestiality as abuse is because the animal is incapable of making a sexual decision, and you aren't doing anything...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2004, 17:51
Replies: 190
Views: 14,717
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Animal sex and gay sex are the same in sweeden?

You're the one who brought up 'consent' in reference to animals, I was commenting on whether the human was consenting when it's body part was used for sex.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2004, 17:34
Replies: 190
Views: 14,717
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2004, 17:33
Replies: 190
Views: 14,717
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Animal sex and gay sex are the same in sweeden?

How is that rape?
If you spiked a human's drink without the intended perpose of raping her (him?) afterwards it wouldnt be rape either. And what's with all the bible references? I'm not religous :)
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2004, 17:30
Replies: 190
Views: 14,717
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2004, 17:15
Replies: 190
Views: 14,717
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Animal sex and gay sex are the same in sweeden?

If you force feed a human, is it rape?
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2004, 17:13
Replies: 190
Views: 14,717
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Animal sex and gay sex are the same in sweeden?

That's a stupid comment.
If you accepted that you could say it is imposible to have consential sex as everytime men are raping their partner's vaginas (or whatever)
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2004, 17:02
Replies: 190
Views: 14,717
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Animal sex and gay sex are the same in sweeden?

I think the issue is that the animals are incapable of making a competent decision about whether to have sex with the person, not the diffenition of the financial ownership.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2004, 19:05
Replies: 11
Views: 1,983
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Kenya

http://dev2.weebls-stuff.com/kenya3.swf
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2004, 19:04
Replies: 11
Views: 1,983
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Kenya

You cant win :(
Now I get accused fo forgetting the link
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2004, 18:55
Replies: 11
Views: 1,983
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Kenya

I'm going to assume somone else has posted this so I won't be deluged by cries of 'old'

Tis almost as good as Badgers...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2004, 00:07
Replies: 18
Views: 1,902
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: the internet is broken

I blame Italy and Iowa.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2004, 00:00
Replies: 9
Views: 2,332
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Forum: General Discussions 1 Feb 2004, 23:58
Replies: 36
Views: 2,059
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Bush And Blair Win Nobel Peace Prize

I nominate Saddam for gassing those nasty Kurds a little while ago.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Feb 2004, 13:17
Replies: 21
Views: 2,267
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jan 2004, 17:26
Replies: 45
Views: 2,934
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2004, 11:46
Replies: 3
Views: 1,222
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Games give you DVT \o/

From the symptoms discribed, i think ive had DVT hundreds of times :(
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2004, 11:39
Replies: 16
Views: 2,224
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: My computer makes a funny noise when I hit it with a spoon

I dreamed everyone I knew from school was applying for the same job as the one i'm going after
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2004, 02:17
Replies: 3
Views: 1,299
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Darkplace

looked shite so i didnt bother.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jan 2004, 17:31
Replies: 60
Views: 3,735
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Cremated or Buried?

Burning is kind and gentle.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jan 2004, 14:45
Replies: 60
Views: 3,735
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Cremated or Buried?

I hear they leave bodies out in the open to be picked clean by vultures in parts of india.
That might be :cool:

If not buried as it is so much more env friendly. Screw the living.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jan 2004, 14:37
Replies: 20
Views: 2,457
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: solaris

Seen it once, twas slightly thought provoking.
Will never see it again tho
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jan 2004, 00:59
Replies: 76
Views: 3,133
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Terrorism in action

It obviously works (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/3432531.stm) :mad: :mad:
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jan 2004, 19:21
Replies: 21
Views: 2,594
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: weekend!

That only leaves repairs to the user.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jan 2004, 17:40
Replies: 75
Views: 4,053
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Hit The Penguine

Revenge

http://imagenes.yonkis.com/261200442412.jpg
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jan 2004, 16:34
Replies: 42
Views: 2,930
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: 50:50

Dunblane primary school where all those kiddies got killed a while back?
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jan 2004, 15:00
Replies: 115
Views: 7,312
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: most used lie in the world?

'I appreciate your opinion, but...'
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jan 2004, 22:42
Replies: 115
Views: 7,312
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: most used lie in the world?

28th Oct 4004BC you muppet. :rolleyes:
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jan 2004, 18:56
Replies: 115
Views: 7,312
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: most used lie in the world?

That sounds really dodgy. Isn't that like 'It's only a lie if you don't manage to convince them' *


I think the biggest lie is: 'I'VE GOT A HEADACHE'
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jan 2004, 13:33
Replies: 10
Views: 2,815
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jan 2004, 00:15
Replies: 18
Views: 2,047
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Epitaphs

Old, but necessary (http://www.cmdrcyrax.com/Humour/Grave.jpg)
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2004, 17:21
Replies: 13
Views: 2,073
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Slutty Bitch

Thats only because you want the security guys to search you.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2004, 17:13
Replies: 13
Views: 2,073
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2004, 14:11
Replies: 45
Views: 3,279
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Water found on Mars

SuperBush saves teh day!!!!!!
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2004, 14:07
Replies: 9
Views: 1,441
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Equilibrium

I think its because of syncronisd periods or something :rolleyes:
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jan 2004, 23:55
Replies: 30
Views: 2,393
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Why does almost everyone like the same films, but not the same books?

Because directors feel they have to dumb down the good books.
'Timeline' option.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jan 2004, 23:51
Replies: 79
Views: 9,417
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: The Pain, The Horror, The Anguish

Comedy 'morality is objective' post.
Forum: Clownshoe Corner 22 Jan 2004, 23:51
Replies: 79
Views: 88,965
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: The Pain, The Horror, The Anguish

Comedy 'morality is objective' post.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jan 2004, 23:48
Replies: 32
Views: 2,567
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: American President

One day they are gonna run out of newbies to throw at the net
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jan 2004, 23:43
Replies: 49
Views: 4,532
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jan 2004, 23:32
Replies: 43
Views: 2,393
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: NASA bugger up another rover...

Fermi should have been shot.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jan 2004, 15:54
Replies: 35
Views: 1,803
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: can thismonth get any worse :(

How do you know that its just the month being shit?
Maybe it'll be the whole year!
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jan 2004, 23:15
Replies: 53
Views: 2,875
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: pool

You power MSPaint? :confused:

Don't your arms get tired? :D
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jan 2004, 18:30
Replies: 79
Views: 9,417
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: The Pain, The Horror, The Anguish

This will go so badly wrong.
Have you not considered that she might have several gallons of becks waiting for you tonight?
Forum: Clownshoe Corner 21 Jan 2004, 18:30
Replies: 79
Views: 88,965
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: The Pain, The Horror, The Anguish

This will go so badly wrong.
Have you not considered that she might have several gallons of becks waiting for you tonight?
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jan 2004, 02:38
Replies: 53
Views: 2,875
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: pool

Corner pocket (http://www.cmdrcyrax.com/Linkage/PoolGlasses.jpg) :cool:
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jan 2004, 19:16
Replies: 50
Views: 6,316
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Most pointless lawsuit buy microsoft evah!

Who here 'has' a lawyer?
I don't :)
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jan 2004, 19:13
Replies: 8
Views: 1,717
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jan 2004, 19:11
Replies: 22
Views: 2,237
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Opinions on overnet

I'm wondering this too. Are they any other similars out there?
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jan 2004, 14:09
Replies: 50
Views: 6,316
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Most pointless lawsuit buy microsoft evah!

http://www.mikerowesoft.com/

:BillyGatesisafkinggeniusitellsye: :banana:
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jan 2004, 14:04
Replies: 22
Views: 2,237
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Opinions on overnet

:cool: (http://www.edonkey2000.com/)
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jan 2004, 13:43
Replies: 22
Views: 2,237
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Opinions on overnet

I've just started using it, and it seems to be a bit slow, however theres loadsa obscure stuff there.
What do you all think?
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jan 2004, 11:36
Replies: 17
Views: 2,179
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Things I've come to hate over the course of the last 12 hours.

Nurses taking HNDs in communication but don't know what homeostasis is.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jan 2004, 03:54
Replies: 58
Views: 3,289
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Man Arrested Running Naked Though London

We lost my sister for 10 minutes once on a beach.
The coastguard was nearly involved.

True story.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jan 2004, 23:58
Replies: 18
Views: 3,652
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: and now, another episode of "GD Decides"

Yes, I assumed that was the connection tween the topic and pic.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jan 2004, 20:58
Replies: 6
Views: 1,777
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Actimel

Does it really matter?
I doubt anyone here has fallen for it.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jan 2004, 20:55
Replies: 18
Views: 3,652
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: and now, another episode of "GD Decides"

BECAUSE IT'S DULL YOU TWIT; IT'LL HURT MORE
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jan 2004, 20:48
Replies: 81
Views: 4,611
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jan 2004, 15:21
Replies: 13
Views: 2,229
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jan 2004, 15:17
Replies: 13
Views: 2,229
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Mental block

happenstance?
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jan 2004, 00:38
Replies: 44
Views: 2,277
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Movie for tonight

Heh
Great isn't it?
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jan 2004, 19:50
Replies: 44
Views: 2,277
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Movie for tonight

Heh,
Yeah but given that the trilogy was a load of crap, you can't exactly prove that they didn't do it delibarately to ride in on the wave of publicity....
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jan 2004, 13:49
Replies: 44
Views: 2,277
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Movie for tonight

No, the fact is the wankchowskis made a crap trilogy. Whether or not (I suspect not) they thried to do this is irrelevent.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jan 2004, 02:39
Replies: 44
Views: 2,277
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Movie for tonight

Do or do not, there is no try.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jan 2004, 02:17
Replies: 8
Views: 1,571
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: funny

it can't be that old, Bush has been there only 4 yea...
o wait. :rolleyes:
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jan 2004, 16:03
Replies: 30
Views: 3,522
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Female Supremacy

I think that Gor bloke will have you for copyright infringement. Not to mention what gir will do to you.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jan 2004, 16:00
Replies: 30
Views: 1,660
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: For Once Blatter Is Correct!!!

It is typical of a man, and I don't see the problem in that.
If he suggested they brought their kids over to stay at his house, then i'd be worried :rolleyes:
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jan 2004, 14:39
Replies: 30
Views: 3,522
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Female Supremacy

Slave girl of Gor
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jan 2004, 14:34
Replies: 5
Views: 2,116
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Another Harold Shipman type thread.

I still don't get why that bloke didnt demand 50% of Spears's earnings when he divorced her.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jan 2004, 14:30
Replies: 5
Views: 2,116
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Another Harold Shipman type thread.

I disagree
Chris Evans being buggered daily by a bubba-type would do wonders for justice in the world.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jan 2004, 14:28
Replies: 76
Views: 6,267
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: It is natural for me to have sex with a 2 year old

what?
You know how monitors work right?
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jan 2004, 14:26
Replies: 76
Views: 6,267
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: It is natural for me to have sex with a 2 year old

Actually in this weeks issue of new scientist entitled: Why darwin was wrong about sex, there is another theory.

'Sex is not just for reproduction, it is social too!' argues the lesbian writer.
...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jan 2004, 22:59
Replies: 35
Views: 3,614
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Will gays lead car drivers astray?

Daily mail-o-matic (http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/other/dailymail.php)
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jan 2004, 22:50
Replies: 44
Views: 2,277
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jan 2004, 22:46
Replies: 23
Views: 2,784
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Forum: Roleplaying 14 Jan 2004, 03:13
Replies: 79
Views: 7,794
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jan 2004, 00:54
Replies: 26
Views: 2,170
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Harold Shipman is dead

In an epidemiology module I did, we actually did as a case study patient death ratios for various GP practices. The names and locations weren't given so it took us a little while to twig the one with...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jan 2004, 14:52
Replies: 14
Views: 2,486
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jan 2004, 14:21
Replies: 26
Views: 2,170
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Harold Shipman is dead

Carry on, doctor.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jan 2004, 01:15
Replies: 28
Views: 2,576
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jan 2004, 15:47
Replies: 0
Views: 2,628
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Oi Churchhill, could you save me some of that pie?

Where is this advert?
I really really want an online linkage.

It isn't here (http://www.churchill.com/site/mainframe_tvads.htm) and i've tried google.
Anyone got a linky?
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jan 2004, 14:19
Replies: 77
Views: 4,264
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Eldest / Middle / Youngest / Only Child

This thread is just a pretext to find out if any of us have younger sisters :(
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jan 2004, 23:12
Replies: 113
Views: 7,791
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: so this mission to mars then

Theres oil on mars ffs
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jan 2004, 23:07
Replies: 35
Views: 2,066
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: my hands smell

were you looking for a specific answer then or do you want a list?
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jan 2004, 23:05
Replies: 113
Views: 7,791
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: so this mission to mars then

I thought this would be about that crap mars documentry on c5 at 8o clock where 'scientists' showed a complete lack of understanding by suggesting we 'evolve' to the conditions on mars.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jan 2004, 23:01
Replies: 35
Views: 2,066
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jan 2004, 10:38
Replies: 3
Views: 1,202
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: When Archaelogical Digs go WRONG!

Theres loads:

Piltdown man of course.
http://www.religionnewsblog.com/4841-Archaeology_s_great_hoax.html
is the funneh.

Theres probs loads; google is your friend.
Forum: Roleplaying 8 Jan 2004, 17:11
Replies: 79
Views: 7,794
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: RP BBQ/"Time to let GDers poke fun" 2004

I noticed that I haven't spoken of my intention to attend, so I will now :D
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 8 Jan 2004, 13:17
Replies: 7
Views: 6,056
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Soon to be upgrading 2: bloody hell

I only installed the CD-writer, yes.
And I have lost ALL sounds, not just the from the CD.

I'll look into pabs' suggestion
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 8 Jan 2004, 02:03
Replies: 7
Views: 6,056
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Soon to be upgrading 2: bloody hell

Right,

I haven't actually installed the new processer yet, however I have installed a new Cd-writer complete with the Nero CD. Unfortunately the sound doesn't work now. It's not a compatibility...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jan 2004, 00:21
Replies: 26
Views: 1,861
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Blame Canada

'We've just ruined their game, sir'
'Serves them right; they should be playing a proper sport like cricket.'
'On ice, sir?'
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jan 2004, 15:05
Replies: 8
Views: 2,171
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Shattered

Even though your thread was one minute ahead, you still copied me.

p.s. don't dirty my thread with your disgusting film refences. :roll:
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jan 2004, 14:57
Replies: 8
Views: 2,171
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Shattered

It is quality television of the highest calibre!

The person who devised a way to get 10 retards to volenteer for sleepless lectures, mind numbingly dull tasks and general unpleasentness whilst...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 4 Jan 2004, 20:30
Replies: 8
Views: 2,115
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Soon to be upgrading...

I've checked out the motherboard, and yes they are compatible.
Cheers everyone.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jan 2004, 21:18
Replies: 44
Views: 2,745
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Michael Jackson Eat your heart out

[Obvious Siegfried & Roy; 'animals are always under control' reference]
Forum: Programming and Discussion 3 Jan 2004, 20:52
Replies: 8
Views: 2,115
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Soon to be upgrading...

speaking of such, is there any way of finding out your motherboad's specs?
The reason I ask is cus i've lost the sodding paperwork when I got it a year ago :(

I have searched control panel...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 3 Jan 2004, 15:38
Replies: 8
Views: 2,115
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Soon to be upgrading...

What about an Athlon 2800XP + 333MHz 512kb cache?

Yes, it will be to handle games. Ive seen one for approx £80...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 3 Jan 2004, 12:40
Replies: 8
Views: 2,115
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Soon to be upgrading...

I've had a look around, and found a CELERON 2.8GHZ processer with 128KB Cache for about £84.
Any thoughts on the matter?
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jan 2004, 02:13
Replies: 58
Views: 4,051
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Forum: General Discussions 30 Dec 2003, 15:03
Replies: 77
Views: 5,292
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Forum: General Discussions 30 Dec 2003, 11:35
Replies: 77
Views: 5,292
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: What new movies released in 2004 will be big?

OMFG (http://www.thefilmasylum.com/database/i/irobot/irobot.htm)

I, Robot and Will Smith do not mix.
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Forum: General Discussions 30 Dec 2003, 04:24
Replies: 46
Views: 3,471
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: The youth of today

Star trek Insurrection was shite.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Dec 2003, 00:49
Replies: 46
Views: 3,471
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: The youth of today

I blame the Role models (http://www.chavscum.co.uk/)
Forum: General Discussions 30 Dec 2003, 00:44
Replies: 77
Views: 5,292
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: What new movies released in 2004 will be big?

Oh, and comedy Sky captain (http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/skycaptainandtheworldoftomorrow/) option.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Dec 2003, 00:42
Replies: 77
Views: 5,292
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: What new movies released in 2004 will be big?

Recycling actors - A new eco friendly option.




You have to have read the books to get that.
Please note, I bitterly regret having done so and have since driven all knowledge on the subject...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Dec 2003, 01:27
Replies: 104
Views: 11,328
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Forum: General Discussions 24 Dec 2003, 14:26
Replies: 29
Views: 1,806
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: ITT, we aim to break the smilie record...

Is it just me, or does frodo look like he's wanking?
Forum: General Discussions 24 Dec 2003, 14:23
Replies: 13
Views: 1,779
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: This is what you get for killing our soldiers

Lolly roffle

Prediction of Bush's reply:
"Its not fair we lifted that steel embargo ages ago, stop being mean to us!"
Forum: General Discussions 24 Dec 2003, 00:23
Replies: 23
Views: 2,293
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Have you ever ...

Who is this queen person?
What is her post count?
Forum: General Discussions 24 Dec 2003, 00:21
Replies: 16
Views: 1,990
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Someone hasn't been reading his Koran

Obviously you havent noticed not_work_child
Forum: General Discussions 23 Dec 2003, 17:09
Replies: 56
Views: 4,548
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Forum: General Discussions 23 Dec 2003, 01:04
Replies: 56
Views: 4,548
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: what xmas presents do you already know you've got?

As Jen said, with the added amusement that our brother thinks the wrapping paper is transparent,
Snar.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Dec 2003, 18:43
Replies: 19
Views: 1,914
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Dear mods...

There are too many trolls nowadays; please delete 3.
[/Grandpa Simpson]
Forum: General Discussions 22 Dec 2003, 15:46
Replies: 25
Views: 1,915
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Is this the end of those prerelease dvd-rips?

No-one needs that many ashtrays :(
Forum: General Discussions 22 Dec 2003, 15:44
Replies: 25
Views: 1,915
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Is this the end of those prerelease dvd-rips?

I think environmental protesters will rip their balls off:

What are people gonna do with the DVD once its 'destructed'?
Forum: General Discussions 21 Dec 2003, 03:17
Replies: 3
Views: 1,875
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Mars prediction

http://www.cmdrcyrax.com/Humour/MtM2.jpg
Just did this, what do you lot think?*
Forum: General Discussions 20 Dec 2003, 18:16
Replies: 18
Views: 2,394
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Could you get sued for copyright infringement for naming your child after a trademark

I have a vision of a bunch of aliens landing on Earth then suing Nike for copyright infringement of Nike brand spaceships they began 20,000 years ago.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Dec 2003, 13:54
Replies: 18
Views: 2,496
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Psychology 101

Some other bloke called Ian wrote into say he was getting beaten up because of the name being mentioned.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Dec 2003, 23:47
Replies: 14
Views: 2,809
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Forum: General Discussions 19 Dec 2003, 15:44
Replies: 35
Views: 3,168
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: It's my (second) driving test tomorrow...

A sure way to pass first time is if you impress the examiner with your ability to hotwire the car.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Dec 2003, 02:08
Replies: 16
Views: 2,512
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Forum: General Discussions 17 Dec 2003, 21:30
Replies: 28
Views: 2,757
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Those jobs i applied for ...

Also 8 weeks?
Usually it's less than that.

Translation: **** off and don't bother us.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Dec 2003, 20:49
Replies: 60
Views: 6,842
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Donnie Darko Bakes my Noodle [Discussion][Spoilers]

Please rephrase;

You seem to be saying a time-travel film will be bad regardless of how its done/script/anything else. :(
Forum: General Discussions 17 Dec 2003, 20:46
Replies: 60
Views: 6,842
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Forum: General Discussions 17 Dec 2003, 20:41
Replies: 23
Views: 2,308
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Forum: General Discussions 16 Dec 2003, 15:13
Replies: 50
Views: 3,755
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: How do you cheer yourselves up?

I remind myself of the plight of other people in the world;

Like the guy who suicided because he lost his mobile phone.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Dec 2003, 14:57
Replies: 21
Views: 1,498
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Strange Dreams

Some guy kept trying to flog me this beard trimmer
Forum: General Discussions 15 Dec 2003, 16:39
Replies: 32
Views: 2,138
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: "saying Saddam "has gone from power, he won't be coming back." "*

How can they send afgan troops?
The place is hardly pacified is it?
Forum: General Discussions 15 Dec 2003, 16:14
Replies: 51
Views: 2,906
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: The World Has Been Misled ...

'The world has been misplaced'
That would have been funny.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Dec 2003, 16:13
Replies: 60
Views: 6,842
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Donnie Darko Bakes my Noodle [Discussion][Spoilers]

Its not confusing, its just wrong.

*Hands a card with 'PTO' on both sides to Weeks.*
Enjoy.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Dec 2003, 01:32
Replies: 60
Views: 6,842
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Donnie Darko Bakes my Noodle [Discussion][Spoilers]

Was that directed at me?

If so, I was just saying I'd liek a film to make sense, or time travel will just become an excuse for writing a load of crap.

Person A: **** that film was utter...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Dec 2003, 14:45
Replies: 28
Views: 2,574
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Hignfy

I was assured this wouldn't happen again :(
Forum: General Discussions 13 Dec 2003, 14:35
Replies: 25
Views: 2,195
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: I got punched (ow)

If there is a reward I will hand over Jenny incely.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Dec 2003, 14:25
Replies: 60
Views: 6,842
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Donnie Darko Bakes my Noodle [Discussion][Spoilers]

Yeah,
On a similar note, did anyone else get pissed off by Doc Brown's claim in 'Back to the future' that meeting yourself would destroy the universe?
These things need explaining. :bunny:
Forum: General Discussions 13 Dec 2003, 14:20
Replies: 25
Views: 2,460
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: A Drunkards Tale [amazing AND true]

New version of a similar story...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Dec 2003, 14:11
Replies: 60
Views: 6,842
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Donnie Darko Bakes my Noodle [Discussion][Spoilers]

No,
It's so deeply flawed, I hated it.

I've thought long and hard about this, and I think where they went wrong is trying to find a way of putting the lives of the entire world in the hands of...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Dec 2003, 01:19
Replies: 18
Views: 1,711
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: [rant]

Sorry Dacey,
Your Dad should not have been sterilised at birth. :snowman:
Forum: General Discussions 11 Dec 2003, 20:50
Replies: 18
Views: 1,711
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: [rant]

He should have been sterilised at birth.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Dec 2003, 02:09
Replies: 48
Views: 2,248
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: So-Called 'British Comedy Awards'

Red dwarf?



And the things on ITV, what do you expect?
:rolleyes:
Forum: General Discussions 10 Dec 2003, 23:13
Replies: 6
Views: 1,895
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
What?

http://www.sendthemback.org/

Someone somewhere is taking the piss, right?

:confused: :confused: :confused:
Forum: General Discussions 10 Dec 2003, 22:56
Replies: 25
Views: 2,699
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Thanks to ...

Being under Tietäjä is not the best place in the world to be...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Dec 2003, 22:41
Replies: 63
Views: 5,244
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Interesting decisions out of the US

How long do you think any new buildings will last?
I'm putting ten quid on the Americans accidently bombing the first structures put up. :)
Forum: General Discussions 10 Dec 2003, 14:40
Replies: 51
Views: 3,885
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: confess your secret TV

That pokemon cartoon for a bit
Forum: General Discussions 9 Dec 2003, 17:52
Replies: 14
Views: 1,975
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: the princes bride

ITV always manages find something to cut from a film...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Dec 2003, 17:49
Replies: 14
Views: 1,923
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Extremely picky grammatical people needed.

That was just me,
The T-shirt is fine.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Dec 2003, 17:40
Replies: 57
Views: 5,002
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: These forums are inherently racist

It depends who you celebrate with, methinks :cool:
Forum: General Discussions 9 Dec 2003, 14:04
Replies: 57
Views: 5,002
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: These forums are inherently racist

http://www.truechristianity.com/christian/christmas.htm
http://truthseekers.8m.com/christmas.html
http://www.religioustolerance.org/xmas_tree.htm

Some points.
Does the bible say to celebrate...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Dec 2003, 13:39
Replies: 14
Views: 1,923
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Extremely picky grammatical people needed.

I should have noticed this sooner,...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Dec 2003, 00:48
Replies: 12
Views: 1,872
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Would your life be better if...

I'd just post more in the other forums I frequent
Forum: General Discussions 9 Dec 2003, 00:36
Replies: 57
Views: 5,002
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: These forums are inherently racist

Christmas Is ****ing Pagan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Forum: General Discussions 8 Dec 2003, 03:05
Replies: 34
Views: 2,454
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: how ****ing annoyed am i right now

Hint #3454
With great sutlety, inform your female friend, you got a cracked rib or somet for your troubles, and who was really to blame. You should get at least a free pint out of it. :)
Forum: General Discussions 8 Dec 2003, 03:00
Replies: 52
Views: 3,741
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: UK watchout!

No its not that bad, but I get the impresion that Aryn thinks it's the garden of Eden#2 or somet.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Dec 2003, 01:49
Replies: 52
Views: 3,741
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: UK watchout!

I can't help feeling Aryn is gonna feel major disapointment within 5 minutes of stepping off the plane in the UK...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Dec 2003, 01:43
Replies: 23
Views: 2,938
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Forum: General Discussions 8 Dec 2003, 01:21
Replies: 17
Views: 1,857
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: I think my HeadTeacher has been arrested

My headteacher's name was James Wetz.
This provided hours of amusement.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Dec 2003, 13:53
Replies: 24
Views: 2,688
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: UK Citzens told to take down Xmas???

Who will die first, santa or the pope?
Forum: General Discussions 5 Dec 2003, 03:16
Replies: 20
Views: 3,424
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Whats the most misleading domain name?

Its been on here before.
I remember reading it in Bizzare then posting it...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Dec 2003, 03:13
Replies: 33
Views: 2,206
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Maxine Carr.

Hot or not?

This is not a paedo spotting excersise btw*
Forum: General Discussions 5 Dec 2003, 02:47
Replies: 29
Views: 2,209
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: I have a dilemma

He's facist - I've got a cartoon of him worshiping hitler to proove it.
He even quacks 'Heil hitler' :D

To the topic: Do you know anyone who lives near to the rental place who you can invite over...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Dec 2003, 02:39
Replies: 24
Views: 2,688
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: UK Citzens told to take down Xmas???

Didn't read the thing; too many stupid replies. Did anyone point out that its a pagan holiday?
Forum: General Discussions 5 Dec 2003, 02:33
Replies: 23
Views: 2,408
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Mars Beware

I read in new scientist that the europeans were more interested in sending the manned missions to the moon?

:confused:
Forum: General Discussions 4 Dec 2003, 17:37
Replies: 6
Views: 1,498
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Forum: General Discussions 3 Dec 2003, 19:29
Replies: 35
Views: 4,857
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: How fast can you get sick?

Wasn't there a similar topic only a little while ago?
Forum: General Discussions 3 Dec 2003, 19:25
Replies: 39
Views: 2,729
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: ITT Aryn swears

May the best man win :D
Btw your friend shouldn't have mentioned it tell afterwards.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Dec 2003, 19:19
Replies: 72
Views: 4,596
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Victory for the USA! Thank you Russia :D

http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/horizon/2003/bigchill.shtml

I thought a lot of the water will be locked up in ice, therefore the sealevels will fall. (Wasn't paying too much attention at the time.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Dec 2003, 19:01
Replies: 26
Views: 1,854
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: A step too far?

Haven't police recently been able to fine people who use mobile phones at the wheel?
:sherlock:
Forum: General Discussions 2 Dec 2003, 11:25
Replies: 40
Views: 3,775
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Forum: General Discussions 1 Dec 2003, 17:07
Replies: 32
Views: 3,631
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Oh Brother Where Art Thou?

Similar threads:
Recent shite TV programmes

Go figure.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Nov 2003, 22:31
Replies: 40
Views: 3,775
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: keeping their shoes/socks on (do not read if under 16 yrs)

whats wrong with socks?
So long as the bloke doesn't wear them on his ****, there should be no problem.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Nov 2003, 01:12
Replies: 13
Views: 2,905
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Boris Johnson for Deputy PM!

I would, but the -10,023 Boris Johnson of Ineptitude is preventing me.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Nov 2003, 01:07
Replies: 13
Views: 2,905
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Boris Johnson for Deputy PM!

Boris has already been backed by rp before howard won the leadership and then by Merton on HGNFY.
Methinks you need to move a bit faster in the world of politics...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Nov 2003, 12:24
Replies: 33
Views: 3,406
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Riddle time \o/

oi,
I've got that on a tshirt.

It rocks.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Nov 2003, 01:43
Replies: 42
Views: 3,629
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: well i've finally done it

Wouldn't it also mean you are likely to turn up for work when you are ill and contagious and stuff?

But :bunny: anyway....
Forum: General Discussions 25 Nov 2003, 12:12
Replies: 30
Views: 3,220
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: The priorities of the western world

http://www.cmdrcyrax.com/Linkage/Priorities.jpg

I think this highlights it better.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Nov 2003, 12:00
Replies: 6
Views: 2,785
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: [photoshop]

http://www.cmdrcyrax.com/Linkage/Cow.jpg
Forum: General Discussions 23 Nov 2003, 21:14
Replies: 17
Views: 2,636
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: This is a shiny thread for shiny people

Thats not my hand youre holding dude. :eek:
Forum: General Discussions 23 Nov 2003, 01:04
Replies: 70
Views: 9,127
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: OMG some of you are actually real people and stuff, most odd revelation indeed.

Isn't that a symptom of addiction?

Plus wants to know if we're real. How do we know she is real?
Forum: General Discussions 22 Nov 2003, 13:58
Replies: 70
Views: 9,127
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: OMG some of you are actually real people and stuff, most odd revelation indeed.

Sice I live nearby i could quite easily drop you a greetings mail bomb.
Would that make me real? :)
Forum: General Discussions 22 Nov 2003, 13:54
Replies: 12
Views: 2,849
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Ye gods!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/insert.php

define you own words.
P.S. Was slightly amused by the top enty for 'walrus'
Forum: General Discussions 21 Nov 2003, 18:31
Replies: 12
Views: 2,849
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Unhappy Ye gods!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cyrax&f=1
Forum: General Discussions 21 Nov 2003, 18:04
Replies: 32
Views: 4,598
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: who thinks i'm a boy? and is anyone else often referred to as something they aren't

Sorry about that.

And dace; people only leap to those sorts of conclusions if they read the daily mail. Do you you think those sorts of ppl use 'teh interweb'???????????????????????
Forum: General Discussions 20 Nov 2003, 12:19
Replies: 16
Views: 3,073
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Democracy is stupid

Democracy is a batttle between media giants over how many ignorant sods they can manipulate to do what they like.
Evidence: Rupert Murdoch (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/3272023.stm)
Forum: General Discussions 19 Nov 2003, 15:18
Replies: 16
Views: 2,412
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Reckon Howy would've done anything different to Tony (Iraq)

Yes, I would have fs.
Rather than punishing Iraq I would have assassinated Saddam.

I hear the SAS are slightly good at that sort of thing.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Nov 2003, 15:06
Replies: 73
Views: 13,120
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: I shall be taking my leave of this place, for a time.

There are no answers that way, wolverine!
Forum: General Discussions 19 Nov 2003, 15:02
Replies: 29
Views: 3,100
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: now that mrl is gone..

He's hired Stephen Fry as his PR guy.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Nov 2003, 19:14
Replies: 55
Views: 7,382
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: my sister is a retard

Introduce her to an ugly bloke with a stupid tattoo.
Later make derogatory remarks to her about how stupid his tattoo makes him look. Hopefully she'll realise about her error in judgement getting...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Nov 2003, 16:10
Replies: 90
Views: 7,773
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Forum: General Discussions 18 Nov 2003, 04:53
Replies: 62
Views: 8,359
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Another Crap thread

How do you know there is a 'worst' or 'best'?
What if the person you consider for those catigories, thinks of their possition differently.

Eg. someone you think of having a bad lot in life...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Nov 2003, 04:44
Replies: 55
Views: 7,382
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: my sister is a retard

Does she have kids already or is that still being spoken of hypotheticly?
No offence Aryn, but from the way you describe her, wouldn't it be better if she didn't make that kind of contribution to...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Nov 2003, 20:50
Replies: 46
Views: 4,402
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: What greater way to express British pride...

Hitler had a poncier moustache.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Nov 2003, 15:14
Replies: 1
Views: 2,284
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Do you like the moon?

We do. (http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/)
Forum: General Discussions 17 Nov 2003, 00:45
Replies: 16
Views: 2,577
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: GD thread titles...

I used to sing that hymn as: 'he's got the whole world in his pants'

:banana:
Forum: General Discussions 17 Nov 2003, 00:41
Replies: 151
Views: 11,525
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Matrix: Revolutions *spoilers*

MY EYES HAVEN'T FORGIVEN ME FOR SEEING THIS
maybe they never will :(

I was disapointed by reloaded even more so with revolutions. Matrix should have been a one off. There wasn't really anything...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Nov 2003, 00:15
Replies: 16
Views: 2,577
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Forum: General Discussions 17 Nov 2003, 00:13
Replies: 7
Views: 2,393
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Angel Eyes

I thought this would be about the film by the same name.
I'm disapointed.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Nov 2003, 00:09
Replies: 16
Views: 2,577
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: GD thread titles...

You're you. You've suffered enough.




Whats the pay like?
Forum: General Discussions 16 Nov 2003, 23:47
Replies: 16
Views: 2,577
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: GD thread titles...

Tbh I don't roleplay so much anymore.
I'm like an ambassador now.

Anyone who does the forero roche gag will die!!!!! :mad:
Forum: General Discussions 16 Nov 2003, 23:17
Replies: 16
Views: 2,577
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: GD thread titles...

and i was being selectively deaf.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Nov 2003, 23:15
Replies: 62
Views: 8,359
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Another Crap thread

I watched enterprise
It was substantially less crap than 'marauders' on a few weeks ago.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Nov 2003, 23:11
Replies: 16
Views: 2,577
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: GD thread titles...

Thats old isn't it?
Now Xbox uses some faggy logo like 'it's good to play with each other' :mad:
Forum: General Discussions 16 Nov 2003, 23:02
Replies: 16
Views: 2,577
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
GD thread titles...

GD, Volunteers needed
Get hicks laid campaign2003
The Latvians need more lovin'
Isn't it great how...
In a follow up to that crap thread the other day
Tories to reintroduce death penalty
Now...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Nov 2003, 14:29
Replies: 12
Views: 3,090
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: looking for writers

define'along side'
Forum: General Discussions 15 Nov 2003, 17:22
Replies: 46
Views: 4,402
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: What greater way to express British pride...

Hire Prescot as a bodyguard.

lolzers!!!!!!
Forum: General Discussions 15 Nov 2003, 12:23
Replies: 88
Views: 7,026
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Forum: General Discussions 14 Nov 2003, 23:20
Replies: 20
Views: 2,945
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: graduation is only a couple weeks away!

Well I'm taking £200 anyway. Try and stop me.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Nov 2003, 20:26
Replies: 20
Views: 2,945
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: graduation is only a couple weeks away!

She meant that comment in terms of anatomy;.
foo'
Forum: General Discussions 14 Nov 2003, 20:23
Replies: 48
Views: 3,856
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Whilst tidying today

Most of my memories are bad ones.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Nov 2003, 17:08
Replies: 109
Views: 11,231
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: So I am writing a "book"

The only one i'm aware of as being close is 'fireball' by John Christopher, in which several historical groups such as the romans, vikings and aztecs suvive into the present day in a parellel...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Nov 2003, 01:14
Replies: 44
Views: 4,275
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: I am a moron

Topic: I thought it said mormon.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Nov 2003, 00:57
Replies: 109
Views: 11,231
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: So I am writing a "book"

This sort of thing has already been done.
Read 'the guns of the south' by harry turtledove. Basicly a time traveller goes back in time and gives the south modern weaponary in the american civil war....
Forum: General Discussions 13 Nov 2003, 19:36
Replies: 69
Views: 6,286
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: The games you play at the moment

http://www.2golddragons.com/
Risk
Moon tycoon
Forum: General Discussions 13 Nov 2003, 19:32
Replies: 27
Views: 3,677
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: bad spelling

This thread is a deju vu zone :(
Forum: General Discussions 13 Nov 2003, 19:29
Replies: 109
Views: 11,231
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: So I am writing a "book"

Are you saying the sidekick should be a roleplayer?
Forum: General Discussions 13 Nov 2003, 14:08
Replies: 109
Views: 11,231
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: So I am writing a "book"

He sounds like a fag.
You sure he's not in denial?
Forum: General Discussions 13 Nov 2003, 13:59
Replies: 109
Views: 11,231
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: So I am writing a "book"

heh
Isn't it a common feature of such stories that the heroine despises the hero at first?
Forum: General Discussions 13 Nov 2003, 13:55
Replies: 44
Views: 4,275
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: I am a moron

I always imagined cats were capable of jumping up, even if you put the case on your desk...
Did you break their legs or somet?
Forum: General Discussions 13 Nov 2003, 13:47
Replies: 109
Views: 11,231
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: So I am writing a "book"

Make the girl a real bitchy slut, that none of the readers wants to seee rescued at first,
then have her 'nice side' develop though the book.

Or something.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Nov 2003, 13:41
Replies: 109
Views: 11,231
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: So I am writing a "book"

Yup, not a lot of food in forests.
Why are the heros always farmers?
Forum: General Discussions 12 Nov 2003, 12:42
Replies: 9
Views: 2,653
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: You've gotta love BBC News writers...

This smacks of Goldeneye,
maybe it's publicity for releasing it over there?
Forum: General Discussions 12 Nov 2003, 01:59
Replies: 17
Views: 2,632
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Well Done Cyrax

Jakiri;

The reason I pmed you that thing was so noone else knew it was me who dunnit. :)
Forum: General Discussions 11 Nov 2003, 20:54
Replies: 90
Views: 8,341
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: English is a complete pile of utter bollocks.

Media studies



They live in a two story building?
Forum: General Discussions 11 Nov 2003, 17:53
Replies: 34
Views: 3,694
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: What Bittorrent client should I download?

.com has a subribtion charge and I am 'a bit worried' about handing over credit card details.
.org is free but doesnt seem to have much :(
Forum: General Discussions 10 Nov 2003, 23:54
Replies: 10
Views: 3,400
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Absolute Power

Nah, I found it borderline ok.

Fry was let down a bit by a poor script.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Nov 2003, 23:41
Replies: 39
Views: 4,724
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Ebay challenge

Trying to. Bastards arent that interested in the rest.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Nov 2003, 20:54
Replies: 39
Views: 4,724
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Forum: General Discussions 10 Nov 2003, 19:00
Replies: 73
Views: 6,031
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: GD, Volunteers needed!

For that 'extra step' (http://miko4.tripod.com/twiggingmanual.pdf)
Forum: General Discussions 10 Nov 2003, 18:06
Replies: 6
Views: 2,437
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: what exactly are hispanics?

Isn't bullfighting and dancing stupidly shouting 'Ole!' something to do with it?
Forum: General Discussions 10 Nov 2003, 16:16
Replies: 73
Views: 6,031
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Forum: General Discussions 9 Nov 2003, 18:23
Replies: 33
Views: 3,714
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: i need a movie that wont make me cry

I suspect this is another reason why you are feeling down :)
and the answer just HAS to be monty python.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Nov 2003, 13:48
Replies: 25
Views: 3,231
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: addendum VIXIVXX

She's gonna dump you as soon as you start losing;.

Think of yourself as Sven Goran Erikson with go-faster stripes.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Nov 2003, 15:04
Replies: 11
Views: 2,454
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Hygiene discussion

Hang a few dozen airfresheners from each of your monitors; maybe he'll get the point.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Nov 2003, 15:01
Replies: 107
Views: 9,776
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: The Big Old CrashTester Dumping Thread

Am actually waiting for him to reg an account called 'Crashtester's GF' to 'confirm' this.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Nov 2003, 01:37
Replies: 54
Views: 6,056
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: What has Chuckles been up to?

How dare we asume Jakiri isn't involved?
Forum: General Discussions 8 Nov 2003, 00:49
Replies: 54
Views: 6,056
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: What has Chuckles been up to?

Wasn't one of the Queens Uncles (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_George%2C_Duke_of_Kent) bisexual?
I hear he died in a plane crash.

[Insert conspiracy theory about Diana's death, ordered to...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Nov 2003, 21:11
Replies: 4
Views: 2,458
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
It took her long enough

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3251731.stm

No hollywood film for you.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Nov 2003, 17:31
Replies: 28
Views: 3,289
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Suicide?

I bet he got the idea of doing somet like this from that jonathan creek episode where the old lady predicted the french dudes death.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Nov 2003, 17:26
Replies: 21
Views: 3,178
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Join Me or Die

Exactly my thoughts.
I'm gonna see kill bill tommorow instead.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Nov 2003, 00:42
Replies: 54
Views: 6,056
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: What has Chuckles been up to?

I hope he did somet really bad so we get to behead him in a revolution... :)
Forum: General Discussions 6 Nov 2003, 21:17
Replies: 108
Views: 7,825
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Why do people care about special effects in films so much

Why has no-one mentioned LoTR yet?

SFX should back up a good storyline, not replace it.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Nov 2003, 18:13
Replies: 13
Views: 2,585
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: OMG, this Matrix is so much better then part 3

Peta?

People for Eating Tasty Animals?
Forum: General Discussions 6 Nov 2003, 12:53
Replies: 126
Views: 9,073
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: MrL_JaKiri and stuff

Werent you supposed to have given all this up in some sort of protest at the admins?

This sort of underhand dealing is worthy of the government.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Nov 2003, 19:03
Replies: 23
Views: 2,973
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Illness + Shivering

The body increase temperature as a means to defend itself as invading pathogens multiply less well in higher temperatures (theyve evolved to best suit conditions in a host)
I would imagine the body...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Nov 2003, 19:10
Replies: 2
Views: 2,570
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Go go gadget

ITV
just finished - anyone else watch it?
:up: :up: :up: :up:
Forum: General Discussions 31 Oct 2003, 19:37
Replies: 37
Views: 3,695
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: IDS is OUTTA HERE!

I heard that he was the only contender, and that the tories were gonna vote anyway...
Forum: General Discussions 31 Oct 2003, 01:13
Replies: 338
Views: 21,411
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Nutty bint

Ct: she doesn't keep that vibrator by the bed because you don't satisify her, thats JUST WHERE SHE KEEPS JUNK.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Oct 2003, 00:50
Replies: 13
Views: 2,694
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: This takes the piss.

No, the reason we 'support' the Americans is because its always the second mouse gets the cheese (mousetrap)
Evidence 11/9

:)
Forum: General Discussions 30 Oct 2003, 14:43
Replies: 37
Views: 3,695
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: IDS is OUTTA HERE!

New title :D

:bunny: :bunny: :bunny:
Forum: General Discussions 30 Oct 2003, 14:26
Replies: 37
Views: 3,695
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: IDS is OUTTA HERE!

RP endorses Boris Johnson MP.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Oct 2003, 22:01
Replies: 7
Views: 2,464
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Bonsai Kitten

It's traditional.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Oct 2003, 21:59
Replies: 17
Views: 2,962
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Id like to Demonstrate why im underpaid.

Did he get sued for religious discrimination?
Claim this offended u as youre muslim.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Oct 2003, 23:27
Replies: 82
Views: 7,640
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: 100 Scariest Moments

I knew from experience to avoid it. Hearing you talk about some of the choises has confirmed my suspicions.

THe big read is also going to be a big pile of po thanks to lord of the rings and harry...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Oct 2003, 12:48
Replies: 30
Views: 3,322
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: So i go away for a week ....

Did you also mis-read the topic as: 'I go gay for a week..'?
Forum: Programming and Discussion 26 Oct 2003, 20:38
Replies: 3
Views: 2,601
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Forum: Programming and Discussion 26 Oct 2003, 18:34
Replies: 3
Views: 2,601
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Html email link

If I wanted to link and email addy on a site, i'd put:
<a href="mailto:[email protected]">[email protected]</a>

But how would I put up that link so when someone clicked it a set...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Oct 2003, 17:05
Replies: 25
yo
Views: 3,002
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: yo

Thats even more impressive considering the clocks went back today

:banana:
Forum: General Discussions 26 Oct 2003, 17:03
Replies: 9
Views: 2,444
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: what a great game!

Level 3 is the evil :(
Forum: General Discussions 25 Oct 2003, 17:33
Replies: 23
Views: 2,650
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: New doctor who?

Oh yes, he always has at least 1 'companion', doesn't he?
I think you should apply.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Oct 2003, 00:00
Replies: 23
Views: 2,650
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: New doctor who?

With him personally - nothing.
There are just some roles you don't give to certain people.

For example, if you were looking for the next James bond you would automaticly discount Johny Vegas.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Oct 2003, 18:14
Replies: 23
Views: 2,650
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
New doctor who?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2003/09/28/nwho28.xml

Who'd watch?

Personly I think Alan Davies should be given the role, and they have to be mad for even considering...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Oct 2003, 17:56
Replies: 21
Views: 3,003
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Reality Forums Presents: My Relationship Drama part III: Vicious Cycle

cow.

turn up wearing this (http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a04)
Forum: General Discussions 21 Oct 2003, 11:58
Replies: 17
Views: 3,779
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: Peeping into other people's lives

Woah bestseller in development!

Seriously, can I buy the rights?
Forum: General Discussions 18 Oct 2003, 23:26
Replies: 6
Views: 3,098
Posted By Cmdr_Cyrax
Re: This Man is Grade A Cnut

Not the best person in the world to get suvival advice from then, eh?
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