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Forum: Programming and Discussion 10 May 2005, 00:02
Replies: 6
Views: 33,346
Posted By Mong
Re: str_replace in MySQL?

Cheers - shoulda readTFM :D

I'm gonna try it on a copy of the DB first!
Forum: Programming and Discussion 6 May 2005, 08:24
Replies: 6
Views: 33,346
Posted By Mong
str_replace in MySQL?

Hola, not been on here for ages... but I knew where to turn for geeky assistance!

I'm no good with MySQL. Is there a way I can make it search for a particular character, and replace it with...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 9 Feb 2005, 00:54
Replies: 6
Views: 2,277
Posted By Mong
Re: Here's a new one... (PHP/HTML/Dunno)

Yeah, XHTML transitional baby. Must be a stylesheet thing, but I solved it anyway... funny though, cos it all validates, is accessible, etc... "Fneh!" :D
Forum: Programming and Discussion 7 Feb 2005, 23:25
Replies: 6
Views: 2,277
Posted By Mong
Re: Here's a new one... (PHP/HTML/Dunno)

Aye, am putting this down to IE not being 100% CSS compliant. Shame, IEv6 is actually fine, does most things as it should.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 7 Feb 2005, 22:59
Replies: 6
Views: 2,277
Posted By Mong
Here's a new one... (PHP/HTML/Dunno)

Yo, here is my code:

<p><img src="img/i-arrow-l.gif" alt="Search" /> <a href="javascript: history.back()">Back</a></p>
In Firefox, Mozilla, etc, you get "Back" as a hyperlink. In IE you get...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 7 Oct 2004, 08:29
Replies: 21
Views: 2,630
Posted By Mong
Re: Forms, null values, and PHP/MySQL

Ta for the help. Problem is that I simply don't have the time to go through every form and write handlers for the radio not being checked - gotta go live at 4pm today! I'll think of something...
...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 7 Oct 2004, 01:18
Replies: 21
Views: 2,630
Posted By Mong
Forms, null values, and PHP/MySQL

Hello.

[edit: much code here written as an example, so not tested, but you get the idea!]

I have a (large) table which (amongst other things) stores Yes/No/Maybe from a web form. The form goes...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 31 Aug 2004, 10:51
Replies: 20
Views: 7,936
Posted By Mong
Re: Laptop advice

Get a new joke.
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 30 Aug 2004, 12:58
Replies: 20
Views: 7,936
Posted By Mong
Re: Laptop advice

Don't confuse Celeron with Celeron-M. Celeron-M is a very good option - pretty much the same performance as the P-M, but the battery life isn't as good (about 25% less).

Standard Celerys are...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 18 Aug 2004, 12:16
Replies: 6
Views: 2,553
Posted By Mong
PHP: Brainrot; destroying $_POST vars

Hi,

Consider this:

if (isset($_POST['Submit']))
{
(some code)
unset($_POST['Submit']);
header ('location: '.$_SERVER['PHP_SELF']);
}
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 17 Aug 2004, 17:24
Replies: 20
Views: 7,936
Posted By Mong
Re: Laptop advice

When I say "dual display" I mean like, so it can have the desktop expanded across multiple displays (I've got 3 CRT connected to my work box, each displaying different things :-) )
Forum: Programming and Discussion 9 Aug 2004, 15:06
Replies: 9
Views: 2,532
Posted By Mong
Re: Programming and Discussion rename?

I'm with Wu Trax. Good plan.

Programming & Discussion is a misnomer though, so what shall we call it? It's called Programming & IT on the NG forum, but that does tend to be more technical anyway....
Forum: General Discussions 7 Aug 2004, 14:18
Replies: 4
Views: 1,689
Posted By Mong
Water on mars!

Okay, so this may be old, but...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Water_on_mars.jpg
Forum: Programming and Discussion 7 Aug 2004, 14:15
Replies: 4
Views: 3,390
Posted By Mong
Re: Places to buy a mid-range "cute" laptop?

Similar sortta advice needed here (http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?t=179430)
Forum: Programming and Discussion 7 Aug 2004, 14:13
Replies: 9
Views: 2,532
Posted By Mong
Re: Programming and Discussion rename?

Why not just call it "Geek Speak" and have done with it?!
Forum: Programming and Discussion 6 Aug 2004, 20:20
Replies: 5
Views: 1,949
Posted By Mong
Rename P&D

P&D shouuld be renamed to 'Computer Discussion' or something like that, as it's more of a general computing forum now, esp as there's Hardware & Support too.

Just a thought!

M.
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 6 Aug 2004, 20:17
Replies: 20
Views: 7,936
Posted By Mong
Laptop advice

Hi,

My trusty old Athlon 1ghz is dying a slow and painfull death. So I think I'll get a laptop to replace it. Trying to stick to £1000 or less.

I want one with a nice screen. It's got to be...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 26 Jul 2004, 14:40
Replies: 15
Views: 2,750
Posted By Mong
Re: This week I have discovered that the following things are shit

That's because you're doing something really stupid then.

When I build a PC, I put on AV and firewall, before I even think about connecting to the .net

It's simple, really.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 21 Jul 2004, 18:18
Replies: 2
Views: 2,296
Posted By Mong
Re: Nested Properties Evaluation in PHP

echo
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jul 2004, 14:59
Replies: 51
Views: 6,166
Posted By Mong
Re: Things That Are Overrated

Innit?! Skunk all the way, baby...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jul 2004, 14:58
Replies: 51
Views: 6,166
Posted By Mong
Re: Things That Are Overrated

So you're a mormon, or something?

I bet you're very bored? Although you're probably very stupid as you have no quals, so it's harder to be bored, if you're stupid.

Me? I like smart lezzas who...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 20 Jul 2004, 14:47
Replies: 11
Views: 2,679
Posted By Mong
Re: Windows Email HTML client needed...

The former to start with, I can easily tie it in later with my table of subscribers... cheers!
Forum: Programming and Discussion 20 Jul 2004, 14:46
Replies: 11
Views: 2,679
Posted By Mong
Re: Windows Email HTML client needed...

Because it doesn't do what I want it to do?

Why don't you read the question? ;)
Forum: Programming and Discussion 14 Jul 2004, 19:00
Replies: 11
Views: 2,679
Posted By Mong
Re: Windows Email HTML client needed...

Wanna give me a copy mate, save me the time? :)

Please!
Forum: Programming and Discussion 12 Jul 2004, 19:12
Replies: 11
Views: 2,679
Posted By Mong
Re: Windows Email HTML client needed...

If you want to compose an HTML in an external editor, and then drop it into a
mailer, you should use NS7.02

Later NS mailers (and Thunderbird, etc) make all the images into attachments,
rather...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 11 Jul 2004, 00:01
Replies: 11
Views: 2,679
Posted By Mong
Windows Email HTML client needed...

Hi,

I need an email client for Win2k which allows you to compose HTML mail AND allows you to view/edit the source (because I need to import an HTML file as the message body).

I've tried Outlook...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2004, 12:16
Replies: 48
Views: 3,441
Posted By Mong
Re: I split up and it got weird...

Ste, I'm not actually that cut up. Was kinda having a childish dig at people who come here and write essays on why life is so unfair, and what they should do about it!

I used to do it myself, and...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2004, 12:01
Replies: 48
Views: 3,441
Posted By Mong
Re: I split up and it got weird...

Sorry to step on toes here, and bruise battered egos, but 20 (I'm 26) year old geeks generally don't have much luck with the ladies.

Sure, some of us are lucky enough to enjoy a "regular"* social...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2004, 10:02
Replies: 48
Views: 3,441
Posted By Mong
Re: I split up and it got weird...

I love you.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2004, 09:56
Replies: 48
Views: 3,441
Posted By Mong
Re: I split up and it got weird...

Leave your pretentions outside, baby.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2004, 09:54
Replies: 51
Views: 3,333
Posted By Mong
Re: Never get mugged

"Average GD user"? What is that? Demographics?

( :D )
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2004, 09:24
Replies: 51
Views: 3,333
Posted By Mong
Re: Never get mugged

It's not entirely unrelated actually. Quite bizzare you ask, why?
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2004, 08:55
Replies: 51
Views: 3,333
Posted By Mong
Re: Never get mugged

I went to a fancy dress party in Aberystwyth the other week dressed as Batman. it was ace.

I kept stopping people and telling them that crime doesn't pay.

I was pissed.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2004, 08:54
Replies: 48
Views: 3,441
Posted By Mong
Re: I split up and it got weird...

My head hurts
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2004, 08:51
Replies: 48
Views: 3,441
Posted By Mong
Re: I split up and it got weird...

Not at all. Any "facts" I give would be ultimately biased. No matter how objective I try to be.


A great proportion of people playing PA will be teenage guys, of a geeky persuasion. Fill in...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2004, 08:36
Replies: 48
Views: 3,441
Posted By Mong
Re: I split up and it got weird...

- Ultimately the advice they give will rely on my one-sided view of things
- Many of the people reading this don't have the experience to impart comment
- One of these people might randomly know...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2004, 08:36
Replies: 51
Views: 3,333
Posted By Mong
Re: Never get mugged

Where abouts in Manchester do you go out? What do you look like?

I only ask because I intend to take advatange of your pilled state.

Assuming I'm not on one myself ;)
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2004, 08:32
Replies: 10
Views: 2,078
Posted By Mong
Re: I can't believe...

Ah well that is hardly a crime against humanity (being as a penguin isn't human).

I'm sure you'll perk up soon.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2004, 08:31
Replies: 14
Views: 2,200
Posted By Mong
Re: Sunglasses

I have a pair of prescription Oakley sunglasses.

They're absolutely superb.

Not sure if they're worth the £250 I paid??!
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2004, 08:29
Replies: 48
Views: 3,441
Posted By Mong
I split up and it got weird...

... but I'm not about to tell a bunch of random strangers about it.

- Ultimately the advice they give will rely on my one-sided view of things
- Many of the people reading this don't have the...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2004, 08:27
Replies: 10
Views: 2,078
Posted By Mong
Re: I can't believe...

Ahhhh, Mrs Jakiri... I seemed to recall you had a much higher level of witty retort... what has happened?
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2004, 08:22
Replies: 10
Views: 2,078
Posted By Mong
I can't believe...

... that people still come here
Forum: Programming and Discussion 21 Apr 2004, 14:30
Replies: 12
Views: 5,053
Posted By Mong
Re: Port Scanned..By the government???

What is then? Gynecology?

M.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 4 Apr 2004, 23:26
Replies: 2
Views: 2,366
Posted By Mong
Re: Help with cookies in PHP...

Yeah, I know... but hitting F5 achieves nada. print_r($_COOKIE) returns nada.

Then I realised I was including an HTML header file before I set the cookie... doh ;-)
Forum: Programming and Discussion 4 Apr 2004, 19:43
Replies: 2
Views: 2,366
Posted By Mong
Help with cookies in PHP...

Can anybody explain why this doesn't work, please?

$username = 'foo';
setcookie("username", $username);
echo 'user: '.$username.' - cuser: '.$_COOKIE['username'];

Output: user: foo - cuser:
...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Mar 2004, 14:57
Replies: 21
Views: 2,516
Posted By Mong
Re: worst security on a web site ever

N000000000b!
Forum: General Discussions 26 Mar 2004, 14:53
Replies: 22
Views: 1,678
Posted By Mong
Re: Twat !

I'd be there with a rolled-up £20 :D
Forum: General Discussions 26 Mar 2004, 11:24
Replies: 12
Views: 2,021
Posted By Mong
Re: Brits in Mexican caves...

Ah that will be including national service conscripts I guess. Which is different, because (whilst it is 'mandatory') hardly anybody does it. The majority of those called up are let off on various...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Mar 2004, 11:17
Replies: 12
Views: 2,021
Posted By Mong
Re: Brits in Mexican caves...

Not at all. They have national service, but in the typical Mexican way, it's all red tape and few people actually have to do it. No, they don't have a big standing army at all. They spend about...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Mar 2004, 11:07
Replies: 12
Views: 2,021
Posted By Mong
Re: Brits in Mexican caves...

Cos when I met them, they were part of a big huge multi-national team (including Mexicans) who were undertaking this mapping of cave - all in the name of fun! They do it all over the place. I guess...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Mar 2004, 01:12
Replies: 12
Views: 2,021
Posted By Mong
Brits in Mexican caves...

All this conspiracy theory crap is just that... crap.

I've met some of the guys trapped down there. Company I used to work for in MX did all the web stuff for the Cuetzalan 2000 expidition -...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 17 Mar 2004, 16:53
Replies: 10
Views: 3,260
Posted By Mong
Re: PHPMyAdmin Question

Mit, I can't do that. For the reason (clearly) explained above, thanks anyway :D
Forum: Programming and Discussion 11 Mar 2004, 16:46
Replies: 10
Views: 3,260
Posted By Mong
PHPMyAdmin Question

Hi,

The only MySQL access I have on the remote server is via PHPMyAdmin.

The export feature is nice... creates the SQL script with the DROP/CREATE and INSERT statements.

Problem is, this can...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 11 Mar 2004, 16:42
Replies: 5
Views: 2,871
Posted By Mong
Re: [Javascript] Showing and hiding form elements

There was another thread on this, by me, search first :D
Forum: Programming and Discussion 4 Mar 2004, 17:06
Replies: 9
Views: 3,415
Posted By Mong
"Hey, NetSky, f*** off you bitch!"

http://www.chi-publishing.com/portal/?id=1090

Interesting/Funny

The Internet is now a battlefield. Nice.

M.
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 29 Feb 2004, 16:35
Replies: 2
Views: 5,274
Posted By Mong
Re: bluetooth help

I've just got my T630 running with BT (Flame (fma.sourceforge.net) is a MUST), and it really, really, impresses me.

I just select a contact, and I can sms them, email them, or call them, from my...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 23 Feb 2004, 12:40
Replies: 2
Views: 2,170
Posted By Mong
Re: Javascript: Working with Select fields

Wooops...

if (theVal = 2)

should be...

if (theVal == 2)
Forum: Programming and Discussion 23 Feb 2004, 11:59
Replies: 2
Views: 2,170
Posted By Mong
Javascript: Working with Select fields

Why does this always echo foo? Surely it should only do so if the second option is selected?

function selectMsg()
{
theVal = document.form1.selecter.selectedIndex;
alert (theVal);
if...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Feb 2004, 15:52
Replies: 24
Views: 2,540
Posted By Mong
Re: ok mobile phone ppl read this, Zeus, Rids thats u! and anyothers

Which mobile company was this?

Bet it was O2.

O2 are shite: http://o2-ripoff.cjb.net/
Forum: General Discussions 20 Feb 2004, 13:02
Replies: 3
Views: 1,412
Posted By Mong
Re: Had trouble with O2?

Perhaps I should explain...

We're organising a group complaint to Oftel (and also Watchdog) about O2 (esp O2 Online). The negative stories are far outweighing the positive.

We genuinely hope...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Feb 2004, 12:57
Replies: 3
Views: 1,412
Posted By Mong
Had trouble with O2?

http://o2-ripoff.cjb.net/

Especially if you've had trouble with O2 Online...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Feb 2004, 10:55
Replies: 31
Views: 2,271
Posted By Mong
Re: Those Orange things before films at cinemas

Nah it's not Kevin Spacey, but I've seen him in plenty of stuff... also the other guy who looks a bit like Jonny Vegas too. Annoying.

Do you think Oakley paid Spike Lee to wear their glasses?
...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Feb 2004, 10:51
Replies: 10
Views: 1,515
Posted By Mong
Fat Americans

http://dialspace.dial.pipex.com/town/pipexdsl/p/appf39/timhates/fatyanks.htm

For your enjoyment.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Feb 2004, 10:45
Replies: 16
Views: 1,845
Posted By Mong
Re: Credit Card Question

I was being like, ironic.

Off the ball for you eh Dace?
Forum: Programming and Discussion 16 Feb 2004, 16:13
Replies: 6
Views: 1,869
Posted By Mong
Re: overflow in divs in Opera...

Oh! To be an idealist! I'm personally a realist. I know that 90%+ of people use IE. Thus, in cases like this, I make it work perfectly in IE, then as well as possible, in others.

M.

p.s. ...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Feb 2004, 15:19
Replies: 32
Views: 2,089
Posted By Mong
Re: Organ Doner!

DjBass,

I repeat the question: You're about to die, but there's an offer of a new organ, which will certainly save your life. What do you do?

M.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Feb 2004, 15:16
Replies: 76
Views: 9,653
Posted By Mong
Re: Uk sim cards

DON'T USE O2, THEY ARE SHITE!!!
DON'T USE O2, THEY ARE SHITE!!!
DON'T USE O2, THEY ARE SHITE!!!
DON'T USE O2, THEY ARE SHITE!!!
DON'T USE O2, THEY ARE SHITE!!!
DON'T USE O2, THEY ARE SHITE!!!...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Feb 2004, 15:07
Replies: 34
Views: 1,946
Posted By Mong
Re: Super Duper Money Saving Card Shenannigans

I did that. I had £2000ish in an overdraft and credit card. Got myself an Egg card at 0% for 6 months. Then moved to an RBS (now Mint) at 0% for 10 months, then again for another 6 months.
...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Feb 2004, 14:55
Replies: 16
Views: 1,845
Posted By Mong
Re: Credit Card Question

Who is Tyler Durden?
Forum: General Discussions 16 Feb 2004, 13:32
Replies: 13
Views: 1,980
Posted By Mong
Re: Anybody had a crash and got compensation?

I'm usually dead against this compensation shiiiite... like the idiots who are suing Janet Jackson. Or the burgular who sues the house owner.

But I was genuinely injured and suffered due to some...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Feb 2004, 12:22
Replies: 13
Views: 1,980
Posted By Mong
Anybody had a crash and got compensation?

I had a crash last year and it genuinely messed me up for a couple of months - bruised ribs, suspected cracked sternum, bad back/neck/etc

I still get twinges now, and it stopped me going the gym...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Feb 2004, 10:39
Replies: 21
Views: 2,618
Posted By Mong
Re: O2 Online: The worst provider in the world?

Yes! Indeed!

Good quote from website:

"Phone the number of your service provider on your bill"

I don't get a bill, as its an online account - and THEY are my service provider!!

DOH!
Forum: Programming and Discussion 16 Feb 2004, 10:20
Replies: 32
Views: 3,373
Posted By Mong
Re: Somebody do me a HUGE favour?

P&D at its best!!!
Forum: General Discussions 16 Feb 2004, 10:16
Replies: 21
Views: 2,618
Posted By Mong
O2 Online: The worst provider in the world?

I notice there's an O2 ad on this site...

In my experience, and that of my sister, and that of my father, and that of two friends...

O2 Online is terrible.

I'd go into details, but I'm...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Feb 2004, 17:25
Replies: 32
Views: 2,089
Posted By Mong
Re: Organ Doner!

ABSOLUTE BOLLOCKS!!

Picture the scene; your lying in hospital - your only hope is a kidney transplant. You're surrounded by your family, friends, loved ones... all urging you to accept the...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Feb 2004, 19:12
Replies: 32
Views: 2,089
Posted By Mong
Re: Organ Doner!

Yeah, I think it should be opt-out.

Hell, I bet 99% of ppl would have no probs RECEIVING an organ. So 99% of ppl should GIVE too...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 14 Feb 2004, 18:42
Replies: 22
Views: 4,587
Posted By Mong
Re: Net Send Question

Anybody who's ever worked for uk government bodies knows that the staff are largely lazy, incompetent, and stupid. However, there's a high level of "Jobsworthism", so watch out if one of these...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Feb 2004, 18:40
Replies: 32
Views: 2,089
Posted By Mong
Organ Doner!

No, not the excellent DJ Shadow track...

http://www.uktransplant.org.uk/

Randomly stumbled across it and decided to sign up - you should too!!!

M.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Feb 2004, 10:18
Replies: 2
Views: 1,574
Posted By Mong
UK Spam laws

Isn't it now illegal to send spam in the UK?

I've just got some spam which can clearly be traced back to a UK company.

I'd like to have them prosecuted.

How?

M.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Feb 2004, 16:16
Replies: 16
Views: 1,671
Posted By Mong
Re: Daily Mail mentality?

How about "XXX Club Magazine" and News of the World?

Oh and SFX, of course.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Feb 2004, 16:04
Replies: 16
Views: 1,671
Posted By Mong
Daily Mail mentality?

I reckon if you compared GD to a newspaper, most people would say "Daily Mail".

I love it.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Feb 2004, 16:02
Replies: 95
Views: 4,902
Posted By Mong
Re: CV: George Bush

Jeez. Was meant to be a lighthearted dig at the Leader of the Freeworld. If I'd intended political debate, I'd have done a better job.

Nod is a homofag

Nod is a homofag

Nod is a homofag
...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 11 Feb 2004, 15:21
Replies: 32
Views: 3,373
Posted By Mong
Re: Somebody do me a HUGE favour?

I made the following, which can be run recurssively. They must be done in order.

Thanks to those who pointed out that Ultraedit can do replacement ranges!!!
...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Feb 2004, 14:39
Replies: 95
Views: 4,902
Posted By Mong
CV: George Bush

Okay, so this might be old...


THE GEORGE BUSH CV. PLEASE NOTE WHEN DECIDING WHO TO VOTE FOR IN 2004


RESUME:

George W. Bush
The White House, USA
Forum: General Discussions 11 Feb 2004, 14:38
Replies: 50
Views: 2,943
Posted By Mong
Re: Free Education for the Welsh!

Fwchin saeson twp...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 11 Feb 2004, 12:06
Replies: 32
Views: 3,373
Posted By Mong
Re: Somebody do me a HUGE favour?

I love it. I can't get Ctags to work though.

I have the PHP4 autocomplete for UE tho, that's lovely.

M.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 11 Feb 2004, 11:35
Replies: 32
Views: 3,373
Posted By Mong
Re: Somebody do me a HUGE favour?

But none of the text editors will allow you to change it properly. They don't store the variable.

M.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 10 Feb 2004, 17:51
Replies: 32
Views: 3,373
Posted By Mong
Re: Somebody do me a HUGE favour?

I made it, weeeee....

http://paul.m5i.net/dev/RecurseAndChange.txt

Only does the simple if (!$foo) and not nested/multiple. But still... weeeee....

Gonna test it massively first tho!

M.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 10 Feb 2004, 17:37
Replies: 32
Views: 3,373
Posted By Mong
Re: Somebody do me a HUGE favour?

EXACTLY!!!!!!!x10^10000
Forum: Programming and Discussion 10 Feb 2004, 17:18
Replies: 32
Views: 3,373
Posted By Mong
Re: Somebody do me a HUGE favour?

Ah but in PHP, you don't declare variables :-)

M.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 10 Feb 2004, 17:10
Replies: 32
Views: 3,373
Posted By Mong
Re: Somebody do me a HUGE favour?

Oh and I use Ultraedit too, it's nice isn't it? :)
Forum: Programming and Discussion 10 Feb 2004, 17:09
Replies: 32
Views: 3,373
Posted By Mong
Re: Somebody do me a HUGE favour?

That's exactly what happened.

Many people simply used if (!$foo) cos then you'd test positive if $foo was false, empty, or not declared. A nice easy way of doing it. But now it returns an error...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 10 Feb 2004, 16:58
Replies: 32
Views: 3,373
Posted By Mong
Re: Somebody do me a HUGE favour?

Or I should clarify:

I CAN get * to store the value. So I've actually done the regexp bit. What I CAN'T do is make it work on the whole file, running the operation as it goes.

M.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 10 Feb 2004, 16:57
Replies: 32
Views: 3,373
Posted By Mong
Re: Somebody do me a HUGE favour?

Hi, it's the * bit that's the problem. I'm using PHP to do this, and I can't get * to store the value.

M.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 10 Feb 2004, 14:18
Replies: 32
Views: 3,373
Posted By Mong
Re: Somebody do me a HUGE favour?

I've managed this thusfar, which kinda works actually...


function fixit ($filetofix)
{
$filename = $filetofix;
$handle = fopen($filename, "r");
$content = fread($handle,...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 10 Feb 2004, 14:13
Replies: 32
Views: 3,373
Posted By Mong
Re: Somebody do me a HUGE favour?

Cos it won't work mate.

It'd work if each file was the same, and each var was the same.

But I want to search thru lots of different files, to replace lots of different statements. I need to...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 10 Feb 2004, 12:44
Replies: 32
Views: 3,373
Posted By Mong
Somebody do me a HUGE favour?

I'm amazingly crap at regexps. Don't know why. I just have this insane mental block when it comes to them.

If you've not read about my PHP upgrade issue, then:
...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 10 Feb 2004, 12:28
Replies: 12
Views: 2,925
Posted By Mong
Re: Upgraded PHP, annoying errors...

Yes. What's the point of developing without seeing error messages? Your suggestion means I wouldn't know of errors in my code until I uploaded it!!



Of course not.

M.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 10 Feb 2004, 10:02
Replies: 12
Views: 2,925
Posted By Mong
Re: Upgraded PHP, annoying errors...

That's stupid Mr Mit.

What if I DID spell a variable name wrong?

I'd never know.

M.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 10 Feb 2004, 10:00
Replies: 12
Views: 2,925
Posted By Mong
Re: Upgraded PHP, annoying errors...

Erm, PHP has never required you to declare your variables.

So usually, I'd agree. But with regards to PHP, you're not right I'm afraid.

M.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 9 Feb 2004, 16:38
Replies: 12
Views: 2,925
Posted By Mong
Re: Upgraded PHP, annoying errors...

Yes mate, but that does mess us up, doesn't it?

It would mean I no longer get an error for if (!$foo), sure. But if for example I do:

$foo = 1
$bar = 2
$total = $foo+$bra


Then with this...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 9 Feb 2004, 16:18
Replies: 12
Views: 2,925
Posted By Mong
Upgraded PHP, annoying errors...

I upgraded to the latest PHP (having not upgraded in about 10 months previously!).

Now I get lots of stuff like:

Notice: Undefined variable: existingerror in H:\Dev\sc\login.php on line 104
...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 29 Jan 2004, 11:14
Replies: 6
Views: 2,361
Posted By Mong
Re: Recursive file processing in PHP?

MT uses spaces to format his code.

I hereby declare him an outcast!!

M.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 26 Jan 2004, 18:45
Replies: 6
Views: 2,361
Posted By Mong
Recursive file processing in PHP?

Hi,

I've never really got into handling files in PHP, but now I'd like too. I've set myself a simple task: Have multiple nested directories, each with multiple text files in. Then recurse...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 26 Jan 2004, 18:42
Replies: 11
Views: 2,117
Posted By Mong
Re: Apache VirtualHosts (on Win2K)

Thanks, but it's nothing to do with Search Engines anyway :-)
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jan 2004, 18:44
Replies: 6
Views: 1,534
Posted By Mong
1,500 Posts for me.

Not posted much in the last year or so... but still, it's a nice milestone.

Go mongy, it's your birthday...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jan 2004, 18:42
Replies: 13
Views: 2,820
Posted By Mong
Re: My First Free Sandwich

Which shop in Aber? Where?

I'm in Aber at the weekend.

M.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jan 2004, 18:30
Replies: 6
Views: 1,796
Posted By Mong
I think I've quit smoking!

Over the last year, I'd taken up smoking. Not regularly I guess, maybe a couple per day, but more when drinking/clubbing.

There's been some very hard-hitting adverts on British TV of late. So...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 18 Jan 2004, 18:18
Replies: 11
Views: 2,117
Posted By Mong
Re: Apache VirtualHosts (on Win2K)

Actually, I didn't have to create H:/index after all - it was entirely down to the ServerAlias problem...

<VirtualHost 146.87.107.91:80>
DocumentRoot "H:/"
ServerName paulm
ServerAlias...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 18 Jan 2004, 18:14
Replies: 11
Views: 2,117
Posted By Mong
Re: Apache VirtualHosts (on Win2K)

Pablissimo, you're my hero!


<VirtualHost 146.87.107.91:80>
DocumentRoot "H:/index/"
ServerName paulm
ServerAlias paul.m5i.net enola.m5i.net enola.atomicrevs.co.uk
</VirtualHost>
...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 18 Jan 2004, 18:00
Replies: 11
Views: 2,117
Posted By Mong
Re: Apache VirtualHosts (on Win2K)

<VirtualHost 146.87.107.91:80>
DocumentRoot "H:/index"
ServerName localhost
ServerAlias paul.m5i.net enola.m5i.net enola.atomicrevs.co.uk
</VirtualHost>

<VirtualHost 146.87.107.91:80>...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 18 Jan 2004, 17:40
Replies: 11
Views: 2,117
Posted By Mong
Re: Apache VirtualHosts (on Win2K)

Indeed. But what if I wanted something like the following example?


Server DocRoot
foo.foo.com H:/
fix.foo.com H:/
fox.fio.com H:/
foo2.foo.com H:/2/
fix.foo.com H:/fix/
Forum: Programming and Discussion 18 Jan 2004, 17:00
Replies: 11
Views: 2,117
Posted By Mong
Re: Apache VirtualHosts (on Win2K)

H:/ is the documentroot for the server in general, so I'm guessing it's something to do with that? But my box has a couple of aliases that should point to H:/ - paul.m5i.net, enola.atomicrevs.co.uk,...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 18 Jan 2004, 16:48
Replies: 11
Views: 2,117
Posted By Mong
Apache VirtualHosts (on Win2K)

I'm having a little trouble. I'm not sure why! As far as I can tell, the syntax is right:

<VirtualHost *>
DocumentRoot "H:/"
ServerName enola.atomicrevs.co.uk
</VirtualHost>
...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 16 Jan 2004, 15:26
Replies: 4
Views: 4,388
Posted By Mong
Re: MySQL - "Can't change size of file"

That'll teach me to have a 230mb Apache log file on a drive not intended for storage!

M.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 16 Jan 2004, 15:10
Replies: 4
Views: 4,388
Posted By Mong
Re: MySQL - "Can't change size of file"

Ooops! Thanks...

Filesystem 1K-blocks Used Avail Capacity Mounted on
/dev/da1s1a 128990 46974 71698 40% /
/dev/da1s1f 257998 6842 230518 3% /tmp
/dev/da1s1g ...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 16 Jan 2004, 15:00
Replies: 4
Views: 4,388
Posted By Mong
MySQL - "Can't change size of file"

Error

SQL-query :

CREATE TABLE `czbusiness_cz` (
`contentid` tinyint( 4 ) NOT NULL auto_increment,
`sectionno` varchar( 8 ) default NULL ,
`sectionname` varchar( 128 ) default NULL ,...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jan 2004, 23:39
Replies: 3
Views: 1,704
Posted By Mong
Bring Back Doggeh!

By public demand...

[22:26] <Despair> Doggeh was a colourful individual who used to be on this network
[22:26] <xontas> get him back in here then
Forum: General Discussions 19 Dec 2003, 01:42
Replies: 0
Views: 2,005
Posted By Mong
Talking More Cymraeg!

I'm getting better at this welsh crap, but still need help :) Can one of you lovely gogs/taffs gimme a hand...?

"Nos da annwyl. Wela di fori. Rhaid i fi mynd cysgi nawr. Meddwyl am danno chi am...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Dec 2003, 17:02
Replies: 7
Views: 1,275
Posted By Mong
This american made me laugh...

Spotted this comment on the BBC site...

"As an American I feel we have as much say in what happens to Saddam as Iraq."

My response... "how so?"

Doh!
Forum: General Discussions 17 Dec 2003, 16:57
Replies: 40
Views: 1,840
Posted By Mong
Re: Im listening to a Hard Trance CD and...

Trance is a form of "dance" music, for people with little intelligence or creativity. Trance lovers usually can't dance, so appreciate the opportunity to gurn like a twat and wave their arms about.
...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Dec 2003, 16:39
Replies: 40
Views: 1,840
Posted By Mong
Re: Im listening to a Hard Trance CD and...

Now you're talking...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Dec 2003, 19:11
Replies: 40
Views: 1,840
Posted By Mong
Re: Im listening to a Hard Trance CD and...

Actually, it just occured to me that my fa club in the whole wide world (Sankeys, Manchester) has booked a (one off!) selection of Trancey/Proggy acts. Lisa Lashes, if memory serves me correctly.
...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Dec 2003, 19:06
Replies: 40
Views: 1,840
Posted By Mong
Re: Im listening to a Hard Trance CD and...

I suggest you try clubbing in good clubs, to good tunes, with good DJs.

M.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Dec 2003, 16:49
Replies: 6
Views: 1,293
Posted By Mong
Re: Cymraeg, help?

Ta anyway
Forum: General Discussions 16 Dec 2003, 16:44
Replies: 6
Views: 1,293
Posted By Mong
Re: Cymraeg, help?

Yes, your point being...?

This gog says that "Rwy'n dy garu di" is wrong.

Bah him!
Forum: General Discussions 16 Dec 2003, 16:41
Replies: 6
Views: 1,293
Posted By Mong
Cymraeg, help?

I need to say...

I love you
I hate you

Simple? That's what I thought, but some idiot gog (not ALL gogs are idiots) is being idiotic.

Ta!

M.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Dec 2003, 19:43
Replies: 10
Views: 2,007
Posted By Mong
Re: All your base are belong to...

m00 m00 m00 m00

(the KLF!)

Ahhhahhaaa
Forum: General Discussions 10 Dec 2003, 19:41
Replies: 25
Views: 2,730
Posted By Mong
Re: Thanks to ...

KanED and MrL_JaKiri clearly have no life away from the desk...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Dec 2003, 19:16
Replies: 10
Views: 2,007
Posted By Mong
Re: All your base are belong to...

Thought I'd give you a little retro number, as it's Xmas!
Forum: General Discussions 10 Dec 2003, 19:02
Replies: 10
Views: 2,007
Posted By Mong
All your base are belong to...

TIMMEH!!!!
Forum: Programming and Discussion 4 Dec 2003, 15:19
Replies: 3
Views: 2,076
Posted By Mong
Re: PHP regexps help?!

Cheers mate, you're a star.

I still need to learn regexps though...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 4 Dec 2003, 14:29
Replies: 3
Views: 2,076
Posted By Mong
PHP regexps help?!

Regexps are my downfall. I have a mental block with them!

If I want the filename (e.g. file.php) how do I get it?

First I've used $path = $_SERVER['PHP_SELF'] which returns like...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Nov 2003, 04:31
Replies: 32
Views: 3,683
Posted By Mong
Re: Sick ****pigs!!!

Excuse my typos. I've been drinking since 6 in the afternoon and I just got in (after 3am).

Quite upset... but don;t tell anybody cos ppl think I'm a boring **** :)

BAH!!
Forum: General Discussions 29 Nov 2003, 04:28
Replies: 32
Views: 3,683
Posted By Mong
Re: Sick ****pigs!!!

Cheers. I imagined some imature gimp would dis me for caring.

Glad to see some humans retain a sense of humanity.

Love, peace, etc...

M.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Nov 2003, 04:15
Replies: 32
Views: 3,683
Posted By Mong
Sick ****pigs!!!

Quite pissed. Quite pissed off!

Walking home in salubrious Didsbury (Manchester) with a mate of my sister.

Stumbled across a cat. With its head in a carrier bag. Dead of course!!

Some...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 24 Nov 2003, 11:33
Replies: 2
Views: 1,873
Posted By Mong
Re: PHP Nuke issue

It would help if I'd copied the correct database :D
Forum: Programming and Discussion 24 Nov 2003, 10:44
Replies: 2
Views: 1,873
Posted By Mong
PHP Nuke issue

Hi,

Is there any reason you can think of that this doesn't work?

I simply copied the entire site from the server to my local box, then copied the database too.

I changed the host/user/pass...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 14 Nov 2003, 12:55
Replies: 9
Views: 2,632
Posted By Mong
Re: Formal specs/docs for small IT projects?

Thanks Add.

You're no use whatsover. But thanks anyway :D

By our mandate, we HAVE to take these smaller jobs.

M.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 14 Nov 2003, 11:54
Replies: 9
Views: 2,632
Posted By Mong
Formal specs/docs for small IT projects?

Hi all out there in corporate (or at least "professional") IT hell.

I manage a small team of web/IT people who do work internally and externally.

Here in work we have some decent formal...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Nov 2003, 17:10
Replies: 164
Views: 13,443
Posted By Mong
Re: hard drugs on NHS?

This weekend I shall be taking ecstacy. Bought from a fellow user, thus we're sure we're not getting crap - he's never sold us anything dodgy.

I shall probably take 2 pills max, and have no more...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Nov 2003, 16:16
Replies: 164
Views: 13,443
Posted By Mong
Re: hard drugs on NHS?

Of course theres a link between Risk & Price.

The more risk, the higher the price.

*** All hypothetical, I've never made a penny profit from drugs ***

If I were to sell say, 5 pills to a...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Nov 2003, 15:53
Replies: 164
Views: 13,443
Posted By Mong
Re: hard drugs on NHS?

Yeah, illegal pills come in little ziplock baggies...

(apparently!)
Forum: General Discussions 10 Nov 2003, 15:50
Replies: 27
Views: 4,759
Posted By Mong
Re: Matrix Spoilery Stuff

Yet nobody has answered the "why didn't they pull the plug" question...

The machines *could* live without humans as energy. The Architect says so in Reloaded (do try and keep up)

Oh and the...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Nov 2003, 15:41
Replies: 73
Views: 6,115
Posted By Mong
Re: GD, Volunteers needed!

2 months?

Awww

You kids...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Nov 2003, 14:34
Replies: 24
Views: 2,902
Posted By Mong
Re: What do French people call a "French kiss"?

A good fisting is tonnes more romantic than a french kiss. Well, unless it's a baiser noir...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Nov 2003, 14:31
Replies: 164
Views: 13,443
Posted By Mong
Re: hard drugs on NHS?

I can get good E's for £1 each.

How many would you get on the NHS? Say they assume you want 3 for a decentish Saturday night. Do you then get 3 in a blister pack? Will they be good (like the...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Nov 2003, 13:06
Replies: 27
Views: 4,759
Posted By Mong
(Spolier) Why didn't they just turn off the Matrix?

Seeing as the other thread (as per usual!) has descended into a flame fest...

*** Spoilers Below ***


Okay, so Smith is a threat to the Matrix. He's taken it all over.

Why didn't the...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Nov 2003, 18:45
Replies: 3
Views: 2,819
Posted By Mong
Re: Buy a shit car; drive it towards Iraq until it dies!

Ah, he's taking bets (all legal!) on how far he'll actually get - with the winner getting half, and the other half to charity!
Forum: General Discussions 4 Nov 2003, 18:28
Replies: 3
Views: 2,819
Posted By Mong
Buy a shit car; drive it towards Iraq until it dies!

My workmate is seriously doing this. He's leaving here in a month or so, and setting off in January - he's in the process of selling all his stuff, and is in talks with various magazines and TV...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Nov 2003, 16:10
Replies: 68
Views: 7,223
Posted By Mong
Re: ~Tenuous Links To Fame~

WHAT?!?
Forum: General Discussions 4 Nov 2003, 02:29
Replies: 85
Views: 9,379
Posted By Mong
Re: Is this out of order, or am I just crap?

I dunno. I think that's quite a lot at 26 years, especially cos she was with one bloke for 4.5 years and another for 2ish... she was pissed one time and told me some of her favorite cheating...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Nov 2003, 20:20
Replies: 50
Views: 6,200
Posted By Mong
Re: decisions, decisions

Come to the UK. I'm here :D

Anyway, getting your own place is expensive, yes. But it's a price I'm glad I pay due to the fact that living with parents is ultimately crap, as your "freedom" is...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Nov 2003, 20:07
Replies: 85
Views: 9,379
Posted By Mong
Re: Is this out of order, or am I just crap?

DYB!
Forum: General Discussions 3 Nov 2003, 19:04
Replies: 18
Views: 3,374
Posted By Mong
Re: Tv liscences?

Nope they don't. They also make some pretty good programs, and provide top quality radio and the world service.

Also, their web stuff is totally top!
Forum: General Discussions 3 Nov 2003, 17:11
Replies: 85
Views: 9,379
Posted By Mong
Re: Is this out of order, or am I just crap?

This toy is 5'9, 28" waist, and 36D... blond, cute...

You get the picture :D

Yes, I know I'm a lucky bastard!!
Forum: General Discussions 3 Nov 2003, 15:38
Replies: 85
Views: 9,379
Posted By Mong
Re: Is this out of order, or am I just crap?

I'm not in ANY way denying that we've both been VERY clear about our "parameters" from the outset. TI'm not sure what you think I'm "inventing" either. How could I expect valid responses if I...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Nov 2003, 15:24
Replies: 85
Views: 9,379
Posted By Mong
Re: Is this out of order, or am I just crap?

Exactly. She knew it would at least make me uncomfortable, due to me cancelling a date the night before, cos I thought it would make HER uncomfortable. Whether or not it would is largely...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Nov 2003, 15:07
Replies: 85
Views: 9,379
Posted By Mong
Re: Is this out of order, or am I just crap?

I don't. Unless in a serious relationship. What I do object to is going to a party with my "casual bird" and her avoiding me all night and shagging some other guy.

Anyway... I'm over it now :) ...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Nov 2003, 14:58
Replies: 85
Views: 9,379
Posted By Mong
Re: Is this out of order, or am I just crap?

Those that aren't probably whimper at their lover's feet "I love you, you're the only one for me!" :D
Forum: General Discussions 3 Nov 2003, 14:44
Replies: 85
Views: 9,379
Posted By Mong
Re: Is this out of order, or am I just crap?

Heading is the new fisting.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Nov 2003, 13:32
Replies: 85
Views: 9,379
Posted By Mong
Re: Is this out of order, or am I just crap?

I am actually fine with her seeing other blokes, I'm seeing another girl this week. I just found it distasteful that - after earlier being clearly "with me" - she proceeded to get hammered, avoid...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Nov 2003, 13:28
Replies: 42
Views: 4,113
Posted By Mong
Re: Northern people

You've obviously been to the wrong places.

I've lived all over, but always end up in Manchester, due to it being a-****ing-mazing.

M.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Nov 2003, 13:24
Replies: 85
Views: 9,379
Posted By Mong
Re: Is this out of order, or am I just crap?

Unless they were the sort who rationalise everything and quote incessantly, in order to present an image of intellectual superiority... whilst concurrently being ignorant of the fact that their lack...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Nov 2003, 12:12
Replies: 85
Views: 9,379
Posted By Mong
Re: Is this out of order, or am I just crap?

I can't be arsed playing mindgames with her :)

I don't like her enough to be bothered... or maybe I do and I'm in denial?

Most people have been in Denial, he's quite good.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Nov 2003, 11:07
Replies: 85
Views: 9,379
Posted By Mong
Re: Is this out of order, or am I just crap?

Yeah that's the thing - I think we're both starting to get into each other's heads... our mutual mate reckons she's freaked by this perhaps and has reacted thusly.

We've spent the last two weeks...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Nov 2003, 11:01
Replies: 85
Views: 9,379
Posted By Mong
Re: Is this out of order, or am I just crap?

Yeah, I'm not sure I trust her either. After her telling me about her past... every guy/girl likes to think they're "the one" who's able to straighten out the other. But I doubt I am! So I think...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Nov 2003, 10:26
Replies: 85
Views: 9,379
Posted By Mong
Re: Is this out of order, or am I just crap?

Well basically I saw her last night, we cleared it all up I think. I explained that - at the moment - I have no probs with her seeing other guys, but that I felt pretty shit cos she shagged this...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Nov 2003, 22:15
Replies: 85
Views: 9,379
Posted By Mong
Re: Is this out of order, or am I just crap?

Yeah, maybe that's the point. I think I am being petty :( It's just that I'd cancelled a date the night before cos I thought it might be a bit off, cos we were going to this party "together"...
...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Nov 2003, 22:10
Replies: 85
Views: 9,379
Posted By Mong
Re: Is this out of order, or am I just crap?

Dace: fvck off ;)
Forum: General Discussions 2 Nov 2003, 22:01
Replies: 85
Views: 9,379
Posted By Mong
Re: Is this out of order, or am I just crap?

Erm, yes. We see each other most nights, and shag most of those. So it's not a jealousy thing, no.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Nov 2003, 18:44
Replies: 85
Views: 9,379
Posted By Mong
Re: Is this out of order, or am I just crap?

Hrm, the female perspective!

From comments here, I think I'm overreacting a bit? We're not "just mates" though... we've seen each other every night I think for the last two weeks. There's no way...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Nov 2003, 18:38
Replies: 85
Views: 9,379
Posted By Mong
Re: Is this out of order, or am I just crap?

Yeah, I've considered most of these points - and others! It's just that we went down there "together", which annoys me.

A) I agree. Unless in a serious long term relationship, it's fine to be...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Nov 2003, 18:27
Replies: 85
Views: 9,379
Posted By Mong
Re: Is this out of order, or am I just crap?

Cheers W. Why?
Forum: General Discussions 2 Nov 2003, 18:20
Replies: 85
Views: 9,379
Posted By Mong
Is this out of order, or am I just crap?

Okay, so been seeing this girl casual for a month or so now. No commitments but we do see each other most nights. I was asked out by another girl (who I really like) on friday. But girl #1 stayed...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 31 Oct 2003, 13:35
Replies: 4
Views: 2,247
Posted By Mong
Re: Complex (?) MySQL problem...

Yeah, it's about time I had a go at that - care to demonstrate? ;)
Forum: Programming and Discussion 31 Oct 2003, 13:22
Replies: 4
Views: 2,247
Posted By Mong
Complex (?) MySQL problem...

Can anybody think of a way to do this better than how I do?

I have one table called "Quotes" and one called "Products"
Quotes: ID, ProductID, Price + others
Products: ID, Type, Cat + others
...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Oct 2003, 11:48
Replies: 93
Views: 8,717
Posted By Mong
Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!

I once stood on a large nail which got stuck in my foot. Hurt like hell but distracted me so much that we went for hours!

The other week she got off me just as I started to gizz! Most annoying,...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Oct 2003, 11:43
Replies: 93
Views: 8,717
Posted By Mong
Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!

It's overrated mate.

Or maybe I'm just jaded?
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 25 Oct 2003, 11:40
Replies: 14
Views: 7,560
Posted By Mong
Re: i need some help :(

Exactly. I would have thought this was obvious...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 6 Oct 2003, 15:16
Replies: 17
Views: 3,460
Posted By Mong
Re: PHP, Ticker

There's a reason ticker-based games shouldn't be coded in server-side scripts like PHP & ASP.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Sep 2003, 11:11
Replies: 19
Views: 4,003
Posted By Mong
Jesus was a spaceman. Creationists are wrong.

Jesus was a spaceman.

Creationists are wrong.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Sep 2003, 18:22
Replies: 23
Views: 3,778
Posted By Mong
I'm thinking Panasonic GD87... comments?

I'm thinking Panasonic GD87... comments?
Forum: General Discussions 26 Sep 2003, 18:15
Replies: 23
Views: 3,778
Posted By Mong
I was thinking S55... 256 on a little screen is...

I was thinking S55... 256 on a little screen is fine :)

M.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Sep 2003, 12:26
Replies: 15
Views: 2,657
Posted By Mong
Okay, I'll calm down then. I'm mighty...

Okay, I'll calm down then.

I'm mighty impressed, but it's not for everyone - you gotta be pretty open-minded, and perhaps even irresponsible.

So I'll lay off on this now.

M.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Sep 2003, 12:20
Replies: 15
Views: 2,657
Posted By Mong
Heh, it's not my cult. It just fascinates...

Heh, it's not my cult.

It just fascinates me; they've gone to massive lengths to actually put people off joining. Right through the (commendable, yet cheesy) 10 commandments - by all means, take...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Sep 2003, 12:10
Replies: 15
Views: 2,657
Posted By Mong
Did anybody get contacted yet, or is it all the...

Did anybody get contacted yet, or is it all the standard opening response?

Tip: if you want in, answer the question in the standard response. That's how they weed out the crap... only smart...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Sep 2003, 11:38
Replies: 49
Views: 4,557
Posted By Mong


Forum: General Discussions 26 Sep 2003, 11:36
Replies: 15
Views: 2,657
Posted By Mong
"I'm not allowed to say". I thought it'd be...

"I'm not allowed to say".

I thought it'd be amusing to hear what these weirdos want. Was amazed to find out that they make perfect sense.

I guess you'll never know unless you join.

Not...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Sep 2003, 11:34
Replies: 41
Views: 3,979
Posted By Mong
Nothing beats the thread in which I posted a...

Nothing beats the thread in which I posted a picture of my own vomit in a bin.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Sep 2003, 11:30
Replies: 6
Views: 2,516
Posted By Mong
Credit your sources you incongruous little dick. ...

Credit your sources you incongruous little dick. Nothing worse than trying to claim credit for something you didn't do.

Makes you look like a total twat...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Sep 2003, 11:28
Replies: 15
Views: 2,657
Posted By Mong
I think the idea is that the whole red eyes thing...

I think the idea is that the whole red eyes thing puts people off joining...

It's quite amusing, once you find out the nature of XGC...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Sep 2003, 11:18
Replies: 15
Views: 2,657
Posted By Mong
No! It's something quite genuine and profound...

No! It's something quite genuine and profound...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Sep 2003, 11:17
Replies: 177
Views: 20,066
Posted By Mong
We clearly need an Ex Mods Club :D

We clearly need an Ex Mods Club :D
Forum: General Discussions 26 Sep 2003, 11:15
Replies: 15
Views: 2,657
Posted By Mong
XGen Cult

http://www.xgencult.com/

I'm not allowed to say anything about it. All I can say, is that it's worth joining. Not so much a cult, than a way of thinking, a way many of you will find entirely...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Sep 2003, 10:55
Replies: 23
Views: 3,778
Posted By Mong
Nokias are like arseholes - many different shapes...

Nokias are like arseholes - many different shapes and colours, but everybody has one!
Forum: General Discussions 26 Sep 2003, 10:42
Replies: 23
Views: 3,778
Posted By Mong
What mobile should I get?

I love my Siemens M50, but it's getting old. Would like to keep with Siemens as I have a Siemens MP3 player. So what do people make of the newer Siemens phones? As good as the (excellent!) M50 I...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Sep 2003, 13:23
Replies: 97
Views: 8,533
Posted By Mong
After reading some excellent postings by Nodrog,...

After reading some excellent postings by Nodrog, I wish to reitterate my overwhelming approval of him.

M.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Sep 2003, 23:09
Replies: 23
Views: 3,843
Posted By Mong
Yo sé

Yo sé
Forum: General Discussions 18 Sep 2003, 22:44
Replies: 23
Views: 3,843
Posted By Mong
Well, I've been doing to many illegal things...

Well, I've been doing to many illegal things lately, was looking for something with contents I can be sure of, and is legal :P

It's like a natural version of Speed. I did 1800mg over yesterday...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Sep 2003, 16:31
Replies: 23
Views: 3,843
Posted By Mong
Okay Aryn: Sida cordifolia...

Okay Aryn:

Sida cordifolia 6%.............400mg

Caffeine..............................200mg

White Willow....................... 75mg

Cayenne.............................. 50mg
Forum: Programming and Discussion 18 Sep 2003, 16:29
Replies: 1
Views: 3,103
Posted By Mong
Just remembered; one way to do it is to create a...

Just remembered; one way to do it is to create a box, select it, then type in the dimensions.

Doh!

M.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 18 Sep 2003, 16:21
Replies: 1
Views: 3,103
Posted By Mong
Coords and Info in Flash?

Not used Flash for years, finally got some work to do in it.

In Photoshop if you draw a box (for example) the "Info" panel tells you the dimensions as you draw it. However in the "Info" panel in...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 18 Sep 2003, 16:18
Replies: 6
Views: 3,019
Posted By Mong
By the way, use single quotes in PHP were...

By the way, use single quotes in PHP were possible, it aids speed.

echo "Mong is ace";
echo 'Mong is ace';

The latter is executed quicker as the stuff inside the quotes is not evaluated.
...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Sep 2003, 16:16
Replies: 23
Views: 3,843
Posted By Mong
None of that makes sense. You can't say that 6%...

None of that makes sense. You can't say that 6% of a tablet weighs 400mg. That'd be stupid! Imagine the weight of the tablet then!

M.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Sep 2003, 12:12
Replies: 23
Views: 3,843
Posted By Mong
What does the writing on medicine mean?

If something says this:

Sida cordifolia 6%.............400mg

What does it mean? I understant the 400mg of course, but what is the 6% ?

M.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Sep 2003, 16:49
Replies: 15
Views: 3,476
Posted By Mong
Nope. It's an indoeuro language, despite...

Nope.

It's an indoeuro language, despite what you'd think. It looks nothing like English though. Dutch is closer to English than Welsh, as is French, German, Spanish... (probably)

Apart from...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Sep 2003, 16:46
Replies: 15
Views: 3,476
Posted By Mong
"Iechyd" But well done!!

"Iechyd"

But well done!!
Forum: General Discussions 15 Sep 2003, 16:44
Replies: 15
Views: 3,476
Posted By Mong
Sweet, that's pretty much what we were aiming...

Sweet, that's pretty much what we were aiming for. In fact, exactly what we wanted. Apart from we didn't know what "Fan" was, so went with "Admirer".

Diolch yn fawr, i cariad ti! ;)
Forum: General Discussions 15 Sep 2003, 16:08
Replies: 15
Views: 3,476
Posted By Mong
Between us we worked out: "Cariad! I fy...

Between us we worked out:

"Cariad! I fy anwylyn edmygwr, diolch yn fawr"

Hope that's right :D

M.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Sep 2003, 16:00
Replies: 0
Views: 2,487
Posted By Mong
weertert

tretret
Forum: General Discussions 15 Sep 2003, 16:00
Replies: 15
Views: 3,476
Posted By Mong
So far I've worked out: "Diolch i fy anwylyn...

So far I've worked out:

"Diolch i fy anwylyn edmygwr"

Does that make any sense? :D

M.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Sep 2003, 15:53
Replies: 96
Views: 7,969
Posted By Mong
I use a variety of drugs from time to time. ...

I use a variety of drugs from time to time. Hasn't done me any harm!!
Forum: General Discussions 15 Sep 2003, 15:51
Replies: 15
Views: 3,476
Posted By Mong
Does anybody here speak FLUENT Welsh?

I need a big favour here in work, and my basic Gog is far, far from adequate!!

Any help appreciated...

M.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 12 Sep 2003, 10:51
Replies: 10
Views: 4,490
Posted By Mong
Nice intuitive (usually) interface, reminds me a...

Nice intuitive (usually) interface, reminds me a bit of Access or SQL Server:
http://ems-hitech.com/mymanager/

Interface a bit weird, but maybe a little more powerfull:...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 11 Sep 2003, 23:10
Replies: 10
Views: 4,490
Posted By Mong
Well you guys are obviously too easily pleased! ...

Well you guys are obviously too easily pleased!

Today I've trialed two pieces of software, and both have noticeably ramped my productivity.

PHPMyAdmin is not a bad tool at all, but it has many...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 11 Sep 2003, 13:26
Replies: 10
Views: 3,373
Posted By Mong
My S Q L Most people assume "Sequel" is...

My S Q L

Most people assume "Sequel" is something said by inept MS-SQL fools. They're wrong. SQL was originally called "Sequel", actually.

But still, "Sequel Server" has come to mean MS-SQL...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 11 Sep 2003, 11:27
Replies: 10
Views: 4,490
Posted By Mong
Best MySQL Dev Tool?

Hi, the MySQL Control Center is pure pants, and PHPMyAdmin just isn't up to scratch. Now I'm fine using it, but I'm trying to get more of the MS people here to use MySQL. Their #1 complaint is that...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Sep 2003, 16:05
Replies: 28
Views: 4,099
Posted By Mong
:( HOW?!? :up: btw

:(

HOW?!?

:up: btw
Forum: Programming and Discussion 10 Sep 2003, 15:57
Replies: 10
Views: 3,004
Posted By Mong
Seconded, for clarity.

Seconded, for clarity.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Sep 2003, 15:47
Replies: 28
Views: 4,099
Posted By Mong
Horrible online puzzler

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/gridlock.shtml


Arghhh!

Anybody else done this? Level 13 has got me!!
Forum: General Discussions 7 Sep 2003, 22:28
Replies: 49
Views: 5,025
Posted By Mong
Well, here's a good example of using one: Look,...

Well, here's a good example of using one: Look, I've just done it.

M.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Sep 2003, 20:05
Replies: 49
Views: 5,025
Posted By Mong
The "Semi-Colon Incident" only hightens my...

The "Semi-Colon Incident" only hightens my appreciation of Nodrog.

M.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 7 Sep 2003, 19:52
Replies: 3
Views: 3,768
Posted By Mong
Enabling the guest user is always a bad idea. ...

Enabling the guest user is always a bad idea.

M.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Sep 2003, 10:17
Replies: 97
Views: 8,533
Posted By Mong
After reading a few posts that Nod is in, I just...

After reading a few posts that Nod is in, I just wish to reaffirm my general appreciation of Nodrog.

M.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 4 Sep 2003, 10:10
Replies: 20
Views: 4,949
Posted By Mong
Exactly. Also, what error msg are you...

Exactly.

Also, what error msg are you getting?

Help us to help you!

M.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Sep 2003, 09:55
Replies: 25
Views: 3,972
Posted By Mong
Just piss and stop thinking so much. M.

Just piss and stop thinking so much.

M.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Sep 2003, 10:23
Replies: 11
Views: 3,231
Posted By Mong
Re: Re: Does America have a monopoly on stupidity?

Thus proving that;

a. You're lazy.
b. You're insular and arrogant.

All of which would lend itself to the conclusion that;

c. You're stupid.

M.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Sep 2003, 10:20
Replies: 9
Views: 2,440
Posted By Mong
I got about 90% of my spanish from simply living...

I got about 90% of my spanish from simply living in a spanish speaking country for a bit.

M.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Sep 2003, 23:39
Replies: 55
Views: 8,210
Posted By Mong
OMG! Chilis is soooooo good! At least the ones...

OMG! Chilis is soooooo good! At least the ones I visited in Mexico (DF). A fine example of how a chain can be; a. A chain, b. Good values, c. Good quality.

Still though, there's plenty of...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Sep 2003, 23:32
Replies: 55
Views: 8,210
Posted By Mong
That's the kind of comment made by somebody who...

That's the kind of comment made by somebody who expects too little from their sandwich.

M.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Sep 2003, 23:28
Replies: 97
Views: 8,533
Posted By Mong
Nodrog for PM!?! M.

Nodrog for PM!?!

M.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Sep 2003, 14:16
Replies: 16
Views: 3,396
Posted By Mong
And of course there is no such thing as Satelitte...

And of course there is no such thing as Satelitte ADSL. It's an oxymoron. The "L" is "Line". Go figure...

M.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Sep 2003, 14:00
Replies: 11
Views: 3,231
Posted By Mong
It's all about the death penalty.

It's all about the death penalty.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Sep 2003, 13:43
Replies: 27
Views: 3,503
Posted By Mong
If I realise I'm wrong, then cool. Because by...

If I realise I'm wrong, then cool. Because by embracing the truth, I'm right. So in fact, by saying "oh yes, I was wrong, this is right", I am in fact becoming right. Being right is more important...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Sep 2003, 13:33
Replies: 11
Views: 3,231
Posted By Mong
Does America have a monopoly on stupidity?

Many UK users will be aware of www.adslguide.org.uk (http://www.adslguide.org.uk/). It is a site dedicated to - suprisingly - ADSL use in the UK.

They have a speed test...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Sep 2003, 12:51
Replies: 97
Views: 8,533
Posted By Mong
Question Nodrog

I wholeheartedly approve of Nodrog.

Do you?

M.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Sep 2003, 10:36
Replies: 37
Views: 4,497
Posted By Mong
Why haven't people mentioned Siemens? I used...

Why haven't people mentioned Siemens?

I used to be a big Nokia fan*, but I love my Siemens M50 - apart from the predective text - it's better than my various previous Nokias.

* Okay, so...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Sep 2003, 10:28
Replies: 46
Views: 3,763
Posted By Mong
Re: Re: UFOs explained?

It's american. It has little relevance to me!

M.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Aug 2003, 22:52
Replies: 46
Views: 3,763
Posted By Mong
Erm... pray tell! As no joke seems evident :( ...

Erm... pray tell! As no joke seems evident :(

M.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Aug 2003, 22:34
Replies: 46
Views: 3,763
Posted By Mong
There's actually an elaborate bunker system...

There's actually an elaborate bunker system running below the streets of Manchester. Not a lot of people know that.

My workmate does; he broke and almost severed his toe, breaking into one of the...
Forum: General Discussions 31 Aug 2003, 22:26
Replies: 46
Views: 3,763
Posted By Mong
I'm with NB3 on this one. That sounds the most...

I'm with NB3 on this one. That sounds the most likely story. Amateur rocket people would soon get in bother for launching rockets near one of the world's busiest airports!

I noticed that soon...
Forum: General Discussions 31 Aug 2003, 22:19
Replies: 46
Views: 3,763
Posted By Mong
I'd say supersonic jet aircraft are pretty hard...

I'd say supersonic jet aircraft are pretty hard to hide on an island as densely populated as GB. Furthermore, this happened in Manchester. Where do you propose that this base is situated?
...
Forum: General Discussions 31 Aug 2003, 21:28
Replies: 46
Views: 3,763
Posted By Mong
Can people for once not turn a serious request...

Can people for once not turn a serious request into a flame fest?

Plzoktnx :D

M.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Aug 2003, 21:22
Replies: 46
Views: 3,763
Posted By Mong
Hrm it hadn't occured to me that it might be a...

Hrm it hadn't occured to me that it might be a military jet. The speed and manouverability would make sense. But there's no tactical base around these parts.

M.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Aug 2003, 20:20
Replies: 46
Views: 3,763
Posted By Mong
For the first weekend in months, neither drink...

For the first weekend in months, neither drink nor drugs passed my lips... I was totally straight!

M.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Aug 2003, 20:19
Replies: 46
Views: 3,763
Posted By Mong
"Strange"... like a big flame that took of from...

"Strange"... like a big flame that took of from somwhere in the center or north of manchester, climbed real high quickly, then headed off toward the airport (south west).

About the only thing we...
Forum: General Discussions 31 Aug 2003, 20:13
Replies: 46
Views: 3,763
Posted By Mong
UFOs explained?

Last night my housemate and I witnessed an absolutely bizzare sight over the sky of south Manchester (UK, obviously!)

I was wondering if there was somewhere official or highly regarded - online or...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 18:08
Replies: 114
Views: 12,651
Posted By Mong
Seems I didn't. So it's all good. Maybe I...

Seems I didn't. So it's all good.

Maybe I shoulda just been like Dace and got her pissed then threatened her into it... ;-)

M.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 18:02
Replies: 25
Views: 3,214
Posted By Mong
But who was driving the car anyway sword? M.

But who was driving the car anyway sword?

M.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 12:23
Replies: 21
Views: 3,334
Posted By Mong
I'm sure the Geneva convention (or something...

I'm sure the Geneva convention (or something equally important) says something like "no man is responsible for the crimes of his forfathers", or something like that...

M.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 11:16
Replies: 14
Views: 3,102
Posted By Mong
£150? So you got a gram and a decent whore? ...

£150?

So you got a gram and a decent whore? Go on my son!

M.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 10:15
Replies: 114
Views: 12,651
Posted By Mong
I got pretty mashed last night. I don't think I...

I got pretty mashed last night. I don't think I spoke to her, but I can't be 100% :(

M.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 10:10
Replies: 29
Views: 4,733
Posted By Mong
Isn't there some little town somewhere in the UK...

Isn't there some little town somewhere in the UK that is full of bookshops and claims to have a copy of pretty much any book ever published?

M.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Aug 2003, 16:25
Replies: 114
Views: 12,651
Posted By Mong
This thread has gone a bit off topic :) ...

This thread has gone a bit off topic :)

"She" has just started sending me loads of texts. Says she's pissed and I should talk to her. I'm so far declining!!

M.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Aug 2003, 16:20
Replies: 114
Views: 12,651
Posted By Mong
Write another chapter, your life is far from over...

Write another chapter, your life is far from over dear.

M.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Aug 2003, 16:00
Replies: 114
Views: 12,651
Posted By Mong
I'd love to hun, but I'm going to the Tribal...

I'd love to hun, but I'm going to the Tribal Gathering Warehouse Party!!

If you're ever in the UK, gimme a call ;)

M.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Aug 2003, 15:46
Replies: 114
Views: 12,651
Posted By Mong
We've been mates for 5 years before we started...

We've been mates for 5 years before we started getting jiggy ;)

Anyway she has gone away with a bunch of mates including her ex to the Leeds festival. She says she's gonna talk with him and...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Aug 2003, 23:26
Replies: 114
Views: 12,651
Posted By Mong
Bear. ****. Woods.

Bear. ****. Woods.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 20 Aug 2003, 17:35
Replies: 41
Views: 4,706
Posted By Mong
Re: Re: Beginning programming question

PHP:

<?
echo 'Hello World';
?>

M.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Aug 2003, 17:33
Replies: 68
Views: 7,055
Posted By Mong
Shiiiiit... I was under the distinct impression...

Shiiiiit... I was under the distinct impression you were seeing somebody! When did you become a helper? Was it that long ago? WTF?! When did I even last speak to you?!

/me hangs his head in...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Aug 2003, 13:12
Replies: 19
Views: 3,456
Posted By Mong
Meat! And what do we do with Laptops? BURN...

Meat! And what do we do with Laptops? BURN THEM!!
Forum: General Discussions 20 Aug 2003, 10:37
Replies: 17
Views: 4,112
Posted By Mong
FAO: Ppl doing the Project Dolphin thingie

We're not doing too bad! (http://www.project-dolphin.nl/team.php?tid=1193)

Keep it up! I find the stats usefull cos I can see which days have been spent productively (coding) or ones I've spent...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Aug 2003, 07:32
Replies: 16
Views: 3,287
Posted By Mong
Prince speaks half decent Portuguese too, for...

Prince speaks half decent Portuguese too, for some reason...

M.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Aug 2003, 07:28
Replies: 68
Views: 7,055
Posted By Mong
Aryn? I was under the distinct impression you...

Aryn? I was under the distinct impression you were happily attached in some kind of long term thingery?

I must pay more attention to my friends and co-workers :(

M.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Aug 2003, 22:27
Replies: 114
Views: 12,651
Posted By Mong
Hehe :D I almost got married to one such...

Hehe :D

I almost got married to one such EBQFH some years ago. Lucky escape!!

M.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Aug 2003, 14:07
Replies: 114
Views: 12,651
Posted By Mong
Well.... We had it out, big talk, not much...

Well....

We had it out, big talk, not much shouting :)

Then we got it on :D Although I refused to actually have sex until she's sorted out her ex. Which leaves me feeling all gentlemanly, and...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Aug 2003, 23:45
Replies: 114
Views: 12,651
Posted By Mong
Just got a call... she's coming round. At 23.40....

Just got a call... she's coming round. At 23.40.

Weird.

M.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Aug 2003, 22:53
Replies: 39
Views: 4,235
Posted By Mong
I prefer E to Coke. It lasts longer and is more...

I prefer E to Coke. It lasts longer and is more fun. Coke gives you a feeling of strength and confidence, and the desire to tell people how good you are. It's just that at the weekend, they'd only...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Aug 2003, 22:41
Replies: 39
Views: 4,235
Posted By Mong
Wrong, I did it already (look up!) M.

Wrong, I did it already (look up!)

M.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Aug 2003, 20:53
Replies: 39
Views: 4,235
Posted By Mong
QUOTE]Originally posted by mpr0733 I can't...

QUOTE]Originally posted by mpr0733
I can't imagine the combination of the two used together feel good. [/QUOTE]

Works for me! Although E is the best thing to smoke...

KIDS: Drugs are bad...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Aug 2003, 20:48
Replies: 39
Views: 4,235
Posted By Mong
Why yes! It produces a stronger, more instant...

Why yes! It produces a stronger, more instant high. Wears off quicker though.

I'm buy no means a hardened debaucherer! More like a part-time amateur hedonist :P

M.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Aug 2003, 18:15
Replies: 39
Views: 4,235
Posted By Mong
My Sister

She's just moved in up the road from me in Didsbury, Manchester. I phoned her just now cos she needs me to take them shopping.

After a while of her not making much sense, I ask;

Me - Are you...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Aug 2003, 18:13
Replies: 114
Views: 12,651
Posted By Mong
Just been on the phone (she called me), she's...

Just been on the phone (she called me), she's coming round later to say hi after visiting some mates. Hrm...

Do I make a move tonight then?!

What the **** do I do?!? :D

M.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Aug 2003, 17:36
Replies: 114
Views: 12,651
Posted By Mong
Oh I told her this a couple of weeks ago, right...

Oh I told her this a couple of weeks ago, right after she told me the same thing. Right after we'd had a shower, right after we'd... yeah, you get the idea ;)

Apparently I'm going to her's and...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Aug 2003, 17:17
Replies: 114
Views: 12,651
Posted By Mong
Step by step, ooo baby... So nobody here has...

Step by step, ooo baby...

So nobody here has an amazing idea for me, eh? :D

M.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Aug 2003, 16:57
Replies: 114
Views: 12,651
Posted By Mong
It is? Why? :( Huh? Tiiimeeeeeeh!!

It is?

Why? :(

Huh?

Tiiimeeeeeeh!!
Forum: General Discussions 18 Aug 2003, 16:51
Replies: 114
Views: 12,651
Posted By Mong
Well, my life perhaps isn't as easy as you...

Well, my life perhaps isn't as easy as you summarise :)

- If I really try, I can pull something half-decent in a club*
- I think the girl at work is interested, but she could just be teasing.
-...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Aug 2003, 16:42
Replies: 114
Views: 12,651
Posted By Mong
I was thinking of doing something a bit cheesy,...

I was thinking of doing something a bit cheesy, but leaves my intentions quite clear. Maybe some flowers? She lives in Liverpool, I'm in Manc. Too cheesy? What should I say.

"Call me", would...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Aug 2003, 16:05
Replies: 114
Views: 12,651
Posted By Mong
The modern face of GD modding. M.

The modern face of GD modding.

M.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Aug 2003, 16:01
Replies: 114
Views: 12,651
Posted By Mong
Yeah mate, she's really not trying to **** me...

Yeah mate, she's really not trying to **** me over. We've been mates too long for that! I've backed off quite a lot though, and now it seems I've facilitated her and her ex thinking about giving it...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Aug 2003, 15:24
Replies: 114
Views: 12,651
Posted By Mong
She's going to Leeds on thursday for the...

She's going to Leeds on thursday for the festival. A little bird tells me that her ex just got a ticket. You gotta assume they're hooking up...

I suspect that if I want to act, I need to do so...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Aug 2003, 13:24
Replies: 114
Views: 12,651
Posted By Mong
You clearly don't know me :D She equates...

You clearly don't know me :D

She equates pain with lovemaking btw... I'm a guy! I'm not meant to be the one bleeding afterwards ;)

M.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Aug 2003, 12:29
Replies: 24
Views: 3,608
Posted By Mong
I drank champagne and did coke then smoked some...

I drank champagne and did coke then smoked some skunk.

M.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Aug 2003, 12:06
Replies: 114
Views: 12,651
Posted By Mong
Re: Re: My love life, update.

You have a lot of luck with the ladies eh? ;)

M.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Aug 2003, 11:40
Replies: 114
Views: 12,651
Posted By Mong
Well, I could dye her hair, get her some similar...

Well, I could dye her hair, get her some similar clothes...

;)
Forum: General Discussions 18 Aug 2003, 10:37
Replies: 114
Views: 12,651
Posted By Mong
Sorry to bump this thread! I was doing exactly...

Sorry to bump this thread! I was doing exactly this. However a mutual friend just randomly called and shouted at me, telling me that I need to go for it.

All very confusing.

One of the (cute)...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2003, 16:06
Replies: 114
Views: 12,651
Posted By Mong
Sounds like a plan! Any of the mistu crowd going...

Sounds like a plan! Any of the mistu crowd going to the Sankeys Warehouse?

M.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2003, 16:05
Replies: 114
Views: 12,651
Posted By Mong
Right!! WTF are people on about? She KNOWS I...

Right!! WTF are people on about? She KNOWS I don't find her ugly, mainly because when she was last SITTING NAKED ON TOP OF ME, I told her she was beautiful*. So no, she knows I think she's a choice...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2003, 15:52
Replies: 41
Views: 4,823
Posted By Mong
Don't txt her! STALKER BOY! ;) M.

Don't txt her! STALKER BOY! ;)

M.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2003, 15:09
Replies: 114
Views: 12,651
Posted By Mong
I'm reading the fact that she took me to this...

I'm reading the fact that she took me to this beauty spot, then cooked me dinner, as meaning more than she just wants random shaggery?

I mean, two weeks ago, we were "an item", it's all very...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2003, 15:04
Replies: 8
Views: 2,212
Posted By Mong
For some reason, I'm unable to reply in certain...

For some reason, I'm unable to reply in certain threads. The admins are confused!!

M.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2003, 15:02
Replies: 114
Views: 12,651
Posted By Mong
My love life, update.

After all the comments in this post, which For Some Reason, I can no longer reply to... (http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=168390)

I thought I'd let you know what happened,...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2003, 14:57
Replies: 8
Views: 2,212
Posted By Mong
test

seriously, delete me.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Aug 2003, 16:44
Replies: 37
Views: 4,245
Posted By Mong
She's not told him that she's been seeing me......

She's not told him that she's been seeing me... that worries me.

I think tonight will be crunch time. It's gone on long enough - it needs sorting! I think I'll call it quits, which is a shame...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Aug 2003, 16:23
Replies: 37
Views: 4,245
Posted By Mong
I had a role reversal years ago. Couldn't decide...

I had a role reversal years ago. Couldn't decide what to do, went with this girl. We stayed together for years and had a lot of fun. *shrug*

M.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Aug 2003, 16:01
Replies: 37
Views: 4,245
Posted By Mong
Well, she claims she's very into me. I'm the one...

Well, she claims she's very into me. I'm the one who has backed off! But now it seems she's still very keen. But I don't want to continue seeing her if she's still got something with her ex.
...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Aug 2003, 13:50
Replies: 37
Views: 4,245
Posted By Mong
She likes olives, and her olive plant died a...

She likes olives, and her olive plant died a while back.

So I bought her a new one.

Do you reckon this is too much?! :(

M.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Aug 2003, 11:47
Replies: 39
Views: 4,021
Posted By Mong
I'm about 7 inches, but my car only tops at about...

I'm about 7 inches, but my car only tops at about 115mph.

I drive safely in residental areas.

M.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Aug 2003, 11:30
Replies: 9
Views: 2,927
Posted By Mong
I thought you meant "Moose", which would almost...

I thought you meant "Moose", which would almost make sense, as there was a Donkey in teachers for a split second.

I love those stupid things they do... did you notice the guy get shot with the...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Aug 2003, 11:21
Replies: 39
Views: 4,021
Posted By Mong
This test on ADSL Guide is much better imo...

This test on ADSL Guide is much better imo (http://www.adslguide.org.uk/tools/speedtest.asp)

M.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Aug 2003, 11:16
Replies: 39
Views: 4,021
Posted By Mong
675.0 KBps But of course, they'd normally be...

675.0 KBps

But of course, they'd normally be faster but this Blaster worm has hit the .net hard :(

M.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Aug 2003, 11:14
Replies: 37
Views: 4,245
Posted By Mong
But she's already told me (and him) that this is...

But she's already told me (and him) that this is the "last chance", she says that some of the problems are still not resolved. I'm not sure she's 100% confident, but as this is her "first true...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Aug 2003, 10:42
Replies: 37
Views: 4,245
Posted By Mong
This is her! I took your advice, went for it. ...

This is her! I took your advice, went for it. Success. It was all going so well until she bumped into her ex...

M.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Aug 2003, 10:28
Replies: 37
Views: 4,245
Posted By Mong
Wise words, Mr Bateman! M.

Wise words, Mr Bateman!

M.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Aug 2003, 10:23
Replies: 37
Views: 4,245
Posted By Mong
Re: Re: Geek2Geek: Your love questions answered!

Heh, perhaps I didn't explain that we've already reached the shagging stage :D It's just that her ex has made this huge effort and she's all confused right now. It's not easy to turn off 3 years...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Aug 2003, 03:05
Replies: 37
Views: 4,245
Posted By Mong
Geek2Geek: Your love questions answered!

Okay, so this seems to be a habit round here; you geeks asking each other for advice with your love lives... what do we know?! But anyway...

So....
[Big long intro and background, soz!]
I've...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Aug 2003, 16:08
Replies: 176
Views: 13,219
Posted By Mong
He doesn't have a choice. In Norge you have to...

He doesn't have a choice. In Norge you have to either do Army or Civil service.

M.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 12 Aug 2003, 15:29
Replies: 1
Views: 2,266
Posted By Mong
Junior Web role in Manchester

If you're looking to get a foot on the ladder in the wild world of webbery, then you could do worse than the following vacancy. I know the guy you'd be working under, and he's a real enthusiast...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Aug 2003, 17:14
Replies: 20
Views: 4,921
Posted By Mong
Re: Uk Film Dates - Curious

I kid ye not. Film is so expensive, that only a certain amount are made for each film. As the popularity of a film decreases in the US, the films are shipped overseas (the UK mainly) and so on and...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 10 Aug 2003, 21:08
Replies: 10
Views: 2,652
Posted By Mong
Thanks folks, works nicely now :) M.

Thanks folks, works nicely now :)

M.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Aug 2003, 17:38
Replies: 66
Views: 6,940
Posted By Mong
Erm. I was doing The Top 5 Non-Hollywood Films...

Erm. I was doing The Top 5 Non-Hollywood Films I've Seen.

What I wasn't doing was Listing Many Good Non-Hollywood Films I've Seen.

I just saw The Princess & The Warrior again, but I didn't...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Aug 2003, 01:56
Replies: 4
Views: 2,446
Posted By Mong
I'm stoned too. It's quite nice. My...

I'm stoned too.

It's quite nice.

My spelling never flounders, but it takes an age to type.

M.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Aug 2003, 01:51
Replies: 4
Views: 2,446
Posted By Mong
And the question is...

... am I drunk and single again?
or am I single and drunk again...?

It's a teaser!

:D
:)
:(
:mad:
Forum: General Discussions 9 Aug 2003, 01:49
Replies: 66
Views: 6,940
Posted By Mong
Amelie Amores Perros Das Boot Lola Rennt! ...

Amelie
Amores Perros
Das Boot
Lola Rennt!
Todo Sobre Mi Madre

There's more to film than Hollywood.

M.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 8 Aug 2003, 19:54
Replies: 10
Views: 2,652
Posted By Mong
Oh actually I see a major flaw in my idea :) ...

Oh actually I see a major flaw in my idea :) So... how would YOU do it?!

M.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 8 Aug 2003, 19:53
Replies: 10
Views: 2,652
Posted By Mong
Changed to: if (is_int($i % 2)) M.

Changed to: if (is_int($i % 2))

M.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 8 Aug 2003, 19:48
Replies: 10
Views: 2,652
Posted By Mong
This is what I have atm btw... $i = 2; //...

This is what I have atm btw...

$i = 2; // inc counter, for following odd/even thingy
while (list ($name, $summary, $id, $created) = mysql_fetch_row ($projquery))
{

if ($i / 2)
{...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 8 Aug 2003, 19:36
Replies: 10
Views: 2,652
Posted By Mong
Argh! Organising results in multiple columns using PHP.

Okay, so I do this:

while (list ($name, $summary, $id, $created) = mysql_fetch_row ($projquery))

Which returns 6 results at the mo, I'm trying to work out how to write 3 rows of 2 colums,...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Aug 2003, 22:19
Replies: 5
Views: 2,985
Posted By Mong
"Satan". M.

"Satan".

M.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Aug 2003, 17:00
Replies: 64
Views: 7,275
Posted By Mong
At 14, sex doesn't kill much time. A few minutes...

At 14, sex doesn't kill much time. A few minutes perhaps ;)

M.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Aug 2003, 16:19
Replies: 28
Views: 3,570
Posted By Mong
I hope that in the next 50 years, the US and...

I hope that in the next 50 years, the US and friends invade and control every country in the world.

Sure, there'll be a loss of identity, but it doesn't matter. Cos there'll be a lot more peace....
Forum: General Discussions 7 Aug 2003, 16:13
Replies: 9
Views: 3,019
Posted By Mong
Random GD'er in bizarre ass-slapping video.

I found this (http://enola.atomicrevs.co.uk/nobackup/ass_slap.gif) somewhere online ages back and forgot about it.

Who is it?!

M.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Aug 2003, 10:32
Replies: 36
Views: 4,341
Posted By Mong
:up: :D Clap Clap Clap M.

:up: :D

Clap Clap Clap

M.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Aug 2003, 17:53
Replies: 34
Views: 3,299
Posted By Mong
August 11th iirc. M.

August 11th iirc.

M.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Aug 2003, 17:47
Replies: 11
Views: 4,547
Posted By Mong
So ****ing what? I was making a pertinent point....

So ****ing what? I was making a pertinent point.

M.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Aug 2003, 17:27
Replies: 34
Views: 3,299
Posted By Mong
Too late! Bellion is ace btw. M.

Too late!

Bellion is ace btw.

M.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Aug 2003, 17:26
Replies: 22
Views: 3,413
Posted By Mong
Muslim In Good Comeback Shocker! M.

Muslim In Good Comeback Shocker!

M.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Aug 2003, 17:24
Replies: 11
Views: 4,547
Posted By Mong
B&Q (UK) has run out of portable aircon units.

Just so you know (http://www.diy.com/bq/category/category.jhtml?CATID=190440)

We've got several of the buggers sat in my office doing nothing, I might sell them :D

M.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Aug 2003, 13:28
Replies: 37
Views: 3,940
Posted By Mong
Not compared to most leading european countries,...

Not compared to most leading european countries, and many "lesser" countries, we don't. The UK has one of the most expensive and inefficent train systems in the world (FACT), and this is all down to...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Aug 2003, 10:19
Replies: 59
Views: 7,865
Posted By Mong
What's the problem? Go to Focus or B&Q and buy...

What's the problem? Go to Focus or B&Q and buy one of those quiet fans and leave it on all night. That's what I do, no probs. Stop whining.

M.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Aug 2003, 10:18
Replies: 36
Views: 3,499
Posted By Mong
Any virus will be removed by a complete format...

Any virus will be removed by a complete format and reinstall. Which is what you should do anyway, if you buy a machine off somebody.

In fact, say to him "I'll take it, but I'm gonna have to...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 4 Aug 2003, 16:36
Replies: 9
Views: 2,751
Posted By Mong
I've never seen this kinda thing before......

I've never seen this kinda thing before... assumed I was being original :(

M.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 4 Aug 2003, 15:14
Replies: 9
Views: 2,751
Posted By Mong
Who?

Who?
Forum: Programming and Discussion 4 Aug 2003, 14:58
Replies: 9
Views: 2,751
Posted By Mong
Many thanks, my entirely pointless and...

Many thanks, my entirely pointless and self-indulgent thingie is working now (http://enola.atomicrevs.co.uk/nobackup/personal/indicator.php) :)

You think this is excessive? It uses a MySQL DB......
Forum: Programming and Discussion 4 Aug 2003, 14:49
Replies: 9
Views: 2,751
Posted By Mong
Goddamnitalltohell! Like I said, my brain is...

Goddamnitalltohell! Like I said, my brain is asleep today, I'm on auto.



Passing by reference in PHP is something I avoid wherever possible :)

Ta,

M.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 4 Aug 2003, 14:46
Replies: 11
Views: 2,904
Posted By Mong
Anything like this is officially in breach of the...

Anything like this is officially in breach of the rules btw.

How do you plan to get round the botstopper?

M.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 4 Aug 2003, 14:42
Replies: 9
Views: 2,751
Posted By Mong
Returning PHP values from functions.

I've not slept for days, so my brain is rotting. Anything wrong with this? I can't get $img back from the function...

function doImg ($title, $level, $img)
{

if ($level == 4)
{
$img =...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Aug 2003, 09:46
Replies: 15
Views: 3,112
Posted By Mong
It's an old open cast mine. M.

It's an old open cast mine.

M.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 1 Aug 2003, 09:44
Replies: 4
Views: 2,361
Posted By Mong
Trend Micro is, in all honesty, the biggest piece...

Trend Micro is, in all honesty, the biggest piece of crap AV software on the market. Words cannot describe how utterly poor their products are, compared to competitors.

No really, they are...
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jul 2003, 13:36
Replies: 4
Wee
Views: 2,504
Posted By Mong
I think it is actually... M.

I think it is actually...

M.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jul 2003, 13:11
Replies: 4
Wee
Views: 2,504
Posted By Mong
Wee

Sometimes I amuse myself without even trying:

* You look at Wee.
<Moo> "Wee" is a very common word for "piss", in english.
<Wee> Mm.
<Moo> Just thought you'd want to know.
<Wee> Are you one of...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jul 2003, 08:27
Replies: 12
Views: 3,409
Posted By Mong
You're right. M.

You're right.

M.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jul 2003, 19:18
Replies: 12
Views: 3,409
Posted By Mong
You're wrong. M.

You're wrong.

M.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jul 2003, 12:34
Replies: 12
Views: 3,409
Posted By Mong
Ah, you've never seen League of Gentlemen, have...

Ah, you've never seen League of Gentlemen, have you Tubs? :)

And it's not massively 'my sorta thing' either. But a bit of hedonism once in a while is good for the soul!! :D

M.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jul 2003, 12:31
Replies: 12
Views: 3,409
Posted By Mong
Tubs? What's all this then? Outsiders? Here? In...

Tubs? What's all this then? Outsiders? Here? In Sankeys? This is a local club for local people!

Sankeys Tribal Warehouse Party (http://www.tribalgathering.co.uk/warehouse/)

M.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jul 2003, 12:21
Replies: 12
Views: 3,409
Posted By Mong
Calling all mancs... Sankeys Warehouse?

Just wondering if any of you mancs are going to the Sankeys Warehouse in August? Dunno how many of you are into that kinda thing?

But anyway, I'm going. If any of you are, then let us know :D
...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jul 2003, 12:09
Replies: 17
Views: 3,559
Posted By Mong
I used to only use Nokias, but now I'm hooked on...

I used to only use Nokias, but now I'm hooked on Siemens. Apart from the T9 txt not being as good as Nokia's, I prefer them overall. I have a M50 which I'm about to replace. But I'd want another...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jul 2003, 16:48
Replies: 15
ow
Views: 3,306
Posted By Mong
Sure, Mach 3 costs more... but damn that shave is...

Sure, Mach 3 costs more... but damn that shave is close!

M.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jul 2003, 16:47
Replies: 7
Views: 3,012
Posted By Mong
Nottingham is really quirky in that it has a...

Nottingham is really quirky in that it has a massive proportion of women to men.

Enjoy!

M.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jul 2003, 16:40
Replies: 41
Views: 3,746
Posted By Mong
Nob. That thread is about the FBI... at least...

Nob. That thread is about the FBI... at least say "scroll down a bit", or something.

M.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jul 2003, 12:54
Replies: 12
Views: 2,895
Posted By Mong
My usual anti-piracy stance is waived when it...

My usual anti-piracy stance is waived when it comes to SG-1!

M.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jul 2003, 12:03
Replies: 12
Views: 2,895
Posted By Mong
It's on my HD right now... M.

It's on my HD right now...

M.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 24 Jul 2003, 12:02
Replies: 7
Views: 2,614
Posted By Mong
Indeed! Black mark for MOS! There's a...

Indeed! Black mark for MOS!

There's a plethora of tiny fonts available. Use them without any blending/aliasing/whatevering. Make sure it's high contrast; black on white, for example.

M.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jul 2003, 10:39
Replies: 12
Views: 2,895
Posted By Mong
Wow, I posted this after drinking much vodka......

Wow, I posted this after drinking much vodka... forgot all about it!

The answer was "No, not bothered".

As for SG-1... I'm watching Series 7 ffs!!

M.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jul 2003, 01:03
Replies: 7
Views: 2,596
Posted By Mong
Agreed. Much rock is braindead****. ...

Agreed. Much rock is braindead****.



It's got Close My Eyes... maybe the best B-Side ever?!?

Mooo...

M.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jul 2003, 01:01
Replies: 12
Views: 2,895
Posted By Mong
Does Shai bother me?

How bothered do you think I was by:

-:- ShaiGar [[email protected]] has joined #feds
12:50<ShaiGar> RAWR
12:50<ShaiGar> im evading another ban
-:- ShaiGar [[email protected]] has left...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jul 2003, 13:00
Replies: 7
Views: 2,596
Posted By Mong
I agree about KYE, except for Let Robeson Sing,...

I agree about KYE, except for Let Robeson Sing, which is beautiful.

I don't even have TIMTTMY.

M.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 23 Jul 2003, 12:54
Replies: 7
Views: 2,507
Posted By Mong
Quark. M.

Quark.

M.
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 23 Jul 2003, 09:51
Replies: 3
Views: 7,688
Posted By Mong
It's not my entire conf :) Apache won't...

It's not my entire conf :)

Apache won't allow single char aliases, it transpires.

M.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jul 2003, 09:49
Replies: 7
Views: 2,596
Posted By Mong
Manics: Lipstick Traces

I initially dismissed this as a cheap cash-in. It's a double CD containing selected B-sides and unreleased tracks. The second CD is their favourite covers.

However, this is an excellent release....
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 22 Jul 2003, 15:24
Replies: 3
Views: 7,688
Posted By Mong
Apache 1.3 alias setup.

Alias /G/ "G:/"
<Directory "G:/">
Options Indexes FollowSymLinks MultiViews
AllowOverride All
Order allow,deny
Allow from all
</Directory>

Can anybody see anything wrong with...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jul 2003, 09:49
Replies: 4
Views: 2,477
Posted By Mong
They haven't signed any big names, that's true. ...

They haven't signed any big names, that's true. But Bellion is a superb buy, as is Djemba Djemba. I'm glad we didn't get Ronaldinho - he sounds like too much trouble. I'd quite like Kleberson...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 16:51
Replies: 25
Views: 3,501
Posted By Mong
Seconded. Some excellent debate in there, and...

Seconded. Some excellent debate in there, and actually well worth reading through if you have the time.

Oh, and this thread is OLD

M.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2003, 14:18
Replies: 51
Views: 6,638
Posted By Mong
Brrrnnggg! Wrong. Scotland and England are...

Brrrnnggg! Wrong.

Scotland and England are (in theory) equal partners.

M.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2003, 13:55
Replies: 51
Views: 6,638
Posted By Mong
Original != Best, though :-) M.

Original != Best, though :-)

M.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2003, 12:28
Replies: 88
Views: 7,421
Posted By Mong
Sweet! You're gonna overtake Mushy for the title...

Sweet! You're gonna overtake Mushy for the title of "Obviously Has No Life" :D

M.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2003, 09:57
Replies: 16
Views: 3,089
Posted By Mong
What?

What?
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2003, 09:52
Replies: 36
Views: 4,129
Posted By Mong
I had a job at Focus DIY. Once I was putting...

I had a job at Focus DIY. Once I was putting some stuff on shelves, or maybe moving something (I don't remember), but anyway there was this middle-aged woman stood about 10m away from me, just...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2003, 09:42
Replies: 38
Views: 5,610
Posted By Mong
I didn't know you did this? Oh dear, does that...

I didn't know you did this? Oh dear, does that mean L's posts are even worse than I previously imagined?

M.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 14 Jul 2003, 09:40
Replies: 7
Views: 2,776
Posted By Mong
PHP MyAdmin (http://www.phpmyadmin.net/) is...

PHP MyAdmin (http://www.phpmyadmin.net/) is indeed a lovely tool. It's nothing like Access of course, it's very different in fact. But it's really quite a nice tool.

M.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jul 2003, 22:35
Replies: 33
Views: 3,216
Posted By Mong
Erm... what does it mean?! M.

Erm... what does it mean?!

M.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jul 2003, 20:02
Replies: 19
Views: 2,934
Posted By Mong
Shame, the manics pretty much rocked, especially...

Shame, the manics pretty much rocked, especially after Wire tried to say stuff but gave up cos he was pissed. Flaming Lips were ace though :)

I'm in a mild state of shock though... somebody left...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jul 2003, 14:32
Replies: 90
Views: 6,968
Posted By Mong
I only tend to use skunk. Our current suppliers...

I only tend to use skunk. Our current suppliers have atm some really nice fresh stuff, full of THC :)

I never use resin; it's too harsh and often mixed with crap like shoe polish (if you believe...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jul 2003, 14:09
Replies: 38
Views: 5,610
Posted By Mong
KaneED!! M.

KaneED!!

M.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jul 2003, 13:59
Replies: 88
Views: 7,421
Posted By Mong
I did a TCPDump, all it seems to do is send the...

I did a TCPDump, all it seems to do is send the stats, no details of anything, just stats.

M.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jul 2003, 13:58
Replies: 38
Views: 5,610
Posted By Mong
KaneED is now officially my favourite mod (who's your's?)

So there! :)

... so who is your's?! :D

M.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jul 2003, 13:54
Replies: 88
Views: 7,421
Posted By Mong
Project Dolphin

As a bit of fun, and a bit of free promotion for PA, I heartily encourage people to take part in the resurrected Project Dolphin (http://www.project-dolphin.nl/).

It's just a bit of fun, and an...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jul 2003, 13:51
Replies: 18
Views: 3,004
Posted By Mong
Okay, so I created PANG (Planetarion /...

Okay, so I created PANG (Planetarion / NetGamers). Good name heh?

I'll spam it a bit on the NG net, and get it promoted in PA too :-)

M.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jul 2003, 13:43
Replies: 90
Views: 6,968
Posted By Mong
Exactly, exactly. I'd rather die of something...

Exactly, exactly. I'd rather die of something self-inflicted, before say 70. Than live to 100 (quite likely for our generation) and have no concept of... anything!

That said, my Grandad is about...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jul 2003, 13:39
Replies: 67
Views: 7,313
Posted By Mong
When I first started using IRC and BBSes back in...

When I first started using IRC and BBSes back in '97, everybody seemed to be called like "Satan" or "Slayer" or "DeathAngel", etc, etc.

I considered all these people to be socially retarded, and...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jul 2003, 09:35
Replies: 90
Views: 6,968
Posted By Mong
I feel judged :) For what it's worth; I...

I feel judged :)

For what it's worth; I think there is something a bit sad with getting drunk/stoned on your own. However just having one spliff whilst chilling out is nice to kind of relax you...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 22:59
Replies: 26
Views: 3,390
Posted By Mong
Are you in or around Manchester, and do you have...

Are you in or around Manchester, and do you have decent development (preferably web devel) skills?

If so, the answer could be yes. Of course, this is many months away. You'd start on something...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 22:58
Replies: 90
Views: 6,968
Posted By Mong
If you've had a little smoke, then you are...

If you've had a little smoke, then you are naturally more aware of your surroundings. It's true, and your reactions aren't particularly slowed either. However you do tend to get distracted more...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 22:55
Replies: 90
Views: 6,968
Posted By Mong
Not to Deffeh: Come back when you know what...

Not to Deffeh: Come back when you know what you're talking about.

Oh and read my last reply in the "Promotion" post.

Innit :D

M.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 22:54
Replies: 26
Views: 3,390
Posted By Mong
I did miss it. The fact that I'm on an ace...

I did miss it. The fact that I'm on an ace salary, have a varied and active social life, and have many friends, should indicate that a bit of anything in moderation is not detrimental to one's life....
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 22:50
Replies: 19
Views: 2,934
Posted By Mong
Did you get in? I got in for the end of...

Did you get in?

I got in for the end of Super Furries (pretty good). Flaming Lips were amazingly good, even though the lead mic was a bit low in the mix :down:

Manics... well, wtf can I say? ...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 22:47
Replies: 26
Views: 3,390
Posted By Mong
Jeez, I rolled a small one while chilling out...

Jeez, I rolled a small one while chilling out listening to some tunes. I'd hardly call that sad!!

And no, I was off work this afternoon, I've got my meeting on Wednesday! Cross your fingers for...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 15:13
Replies: 26
Views: 3,390
Posted By Mong
I meant; a promotion with the command structure...

I meant; a promotion with the command structure of my department.

:D

I'm dressed now and had some coffee... muhah!

M.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 14:37
Replies: 21
Views: 2,964
Posted By Mong
I just had a shave and only have two little cuts!...

I just had a shave and only have two little cuts!

Wooooooot!!

M.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 14:36
Replies: 26
Views: 3,390
Posted By Mong
Hrm, promotion...

My boss's boss just emailed me to say arrange a meeting regarding a promotion.

I've just had a shower and I'm sat naked smoking a spliff.

Do you think I should mention this in my reply?

M.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 14:34
Replies: 31
Views: 3,284
Posted By Mong
I'm worried about whether that was irony or not!!...

I'm worried about whether that was irony or not!!

M.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 14:16
Replies: 31
Views: 3,284
Posted By Mong
A little prejudiced of you, wouldn't you say? ...

A little prejudiced of you, wouldn't you say?

Look at the city of Manchester as an example how us "northerners" get along. Black, White, Indo, Chinese, Japanese, Thai, Korean... the whole place...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 13:46
Replies: 19
Views: 2,934
Posted By Mong
Cleats eh? Not my thing ;) Cheers for that!...

Cleats eh? Not my thing ;)

Cheers for that! Hope you get tickets, apparently they're still on sale?!

M.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 12:23
Replies: 19
Views: 2,934
Posted By Mong
So there's actually two stages? And the manics...

So there's actually two stages? And the manics are doing a 4 hours set?!
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 12:11
Replies: 19
Views: 2,934
Posted By Mong
Where did you find the lineup times?!? M.

Where did you find the lineup times?!?

M.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 11:40
Replies: 21
Views: 2,964
Posted By Mong
a) Shave 'against the grain' of your hair, ...

a) Shave 'against the grain' of your hair,

(with a very sharp razor and plenty of Nivia balm!!)

M.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 11:39
Replies: 19
Views: 2,934
Posted By Mong
Why not? But you'd have to get down there early....

Why not? But you'd have to get down there early. Or.... you could go buy one from a tout anyway. Or... wait around until somebody trys to sell a ticket to a tout, and offer more than the tout, but...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 11:38
Replies: 19
Views: 2,934
Posted By Mong
I'm planning on getting there about 5ish... dunno...

I'm planning on getting there about 5ish... dunno what time the bands are on ffs!

M.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 11:37
Replies: 31
Views: 3,993
Posted By Mong
I saw him last night on IRC. I got him in...

I saw him last night on IRC. I got him in trouble :(

M.
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