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Forum: General Discussions 7 Jul 2013, 10:29
Replies: 46
Views: 20,328
Posted By TheBerk
Re: To Yahwe

Thread*
Forum: General Discussions 13 Mar 2010, 01:20
Replies: 23
Views: 7,569
Posted By TheBerk
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 7 May 2009, 09:06
Replies: 52
Views: 11,497
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Some further observations

From memory, didn't multi-wave attacks cap the same regardless of how long they were there? i.e. 30% if they were there for one tick, 15% a tick if they were there for 2 ticks and 10% a tick if they...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 19 Apr 2009, 15:14
Replies: 6
Views: 3,478
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Free credits

Me please, have pm'ed you contact info if it is doable. Cheers.
Forum: Planetarion Suggestions 20 Mar 2009, 12:06
Replies: 23
Views: 4,523
Posted By TheBerk
Forum: Planetarion Suggestions 19 Mar 2009, 16:39
Replies: 29
Views: 5,624
Posted By TheBerk
Re: New scanning system

I fail to understand how anyone enjoys punching in 3 coords and hitting scan. Or rather, clicking links for hours since most allies give the pa game link that you just open to perform the scan. To...
Forum: Alliance Discussions 25 Jun 2008, 11:45
Replies: 188
Views: 19,700
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Official Denial Statement

No, you just give them your password etc and they log in from home, this if account sharing were legal.
Forum: Alliance Discussions 3 Mar 2008, 15:22
Replies: 341
Views: 44,236
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Round 26 Predictions?

Not really, it appears that Asc do the same every round. There may be talk of 'Let's win this round!' but at the end of the day it normally goes wrong somewhere and everyone just dosses around.
Forum: Strategic Discussions 1 Mar 2008, 13:59
Replies: 40
Views: 10,862
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Who we were

You are: Poldara (7:10:5) Cat (Clear)
Size: 122 1534
Value: 650,142 1011
Score: 1,195,362 937
XP: 9,087 811


Another cov opper focused on destroying other allies amps (quite effectively...
Forum: Planetarion Suggestions 17 Feb 2008, 17:24
Replies: 17
Views: 3,483
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Amps vs Dists atm not fair

where does the alliance fund come from ?

I bet the alliance really really can't afford to spend, er, bugger all per player
Forum: Planetarion Suggestions 17 Feb 2008, 12:04
Replies: 17
Views: 3,483
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Amps vs Dists atm not fair

Say hello to the alliance fund, that scanners can use to pay for ALL their scans. Oh shucks, I bet the alliance really really can't afford to spend, er, bugger all per player, to abuse this feature.
Forum: Planetarion Suggestions 7 Feb 2008, 17:09
Replies: 48
Views: 4,008
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Politics -> Planet Status

How about if being set to 'Not wanted' just means they can't see green fleets heading to a planet in their galaxy? They could still see incoming, and report it etc, as needed, but wouldn't be able to...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Feb 2008, 15:01
Replies: 442
Views: 57,597
Posted By TheBerk
Re: A Plane Problem

The wheels don't provide any thrust, they are simply there to remove the friction that would otherwise occur which would stop the plane from moving.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Feb 2008, 14:56
Replies: 442
Views: 57,597
Posted By TheBerk
Re: A Plane Problem

The treadmill is meant to move at the same speed as the plane. No power the treadmill won't move, once the plane starts to accelerate the treadmill will match this speed in the opposite direction,...
Forum: Planetarion Suggestions 5 Feb 2008, 09:50
Replies: 48
Views: 4,008
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Politics -> Planet Status

One could imagine it could stop people that are set to 'not wanted' being used as a free jgp. Zaejii may have other reasons for it though.
Forum: Alliance Discussions 5 Feb 2008, 00:55
Replies: 126
Views: 11,825
Posted By TheBerk
Re: You're Ruining It For Everyone!

ITT I discover that gouging my eyes out shortly before shoving lit fireworks into the bloody holes might actually be preferable to reading some posters replies.
Forum: Alliance Discussions 31 Jan 2008, 17:37
Replies: 125
Views: 28,240
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Elysium and NO R11

Did you really need to raise a 3 year old thread back from the dead just to ask that?
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 31 Jan 2008, 00:00
Replies: 32
Views: 4,154
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Can we get a ranking by value, xp sucks and score is worthless as a measurment

It's ok, we're already working on reducing the number of scanners in the game.
Forum: Planetarion Suggestions 26 Jan 2008, 18:13
Replies: 22
Views: 3,185
Posted By TheBerk
Re: irc replacement?

They aren't talking about replacing irc, or making you change from irc, they're talking about supplementing irc, so that those that can use it and those that can't can communicate a lot better and...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jan 2008, 18:18
Replies: 32
Views: 6,722
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Bookish? Inquisitive? Snobbish?

It's free to list up to 200 books, if you want to list more either start a new account, or it is $10 for a years membership or $25 for a lifetime membership, then you can list as many as you want.
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 6 Jan 2008, 18:05
Replies: 22
Views: 3,131
Posted By TheBerk
Re: quests?

What about people that will never build a sec centre, or a research lab? Why can't they get the rewards for the bits they will do?
Forum: Alliance Discussions 26 Nov 2007, 15:39
Replies: 72
Views: 8,787
Posted By TheBerk
Re: attacking inhabited galaxies

Hey Wish, how about organising attacks on members in your own galaxy?
Forum: Alliance Recruitment 29 Apr 2007, 22:07
Replies: 22
Views: 6,759
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Tides of Fire Recruitment for round 21

I was a free account until a couple of days ago, so I had ample time to read the overview and see the changes.
Forum: Alliance Recruitment 29 Apr 2007, 12:14
Replies: 22
Views: 6,759
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Tides of Fire Recruitment for round 21

The overview was wrong, and was changed afterwards to show how free accounts are limited, which is what I quoted. Trust me, I'm better than you.
Forum: Alliance Recruitment 28 Apr 2007, 07:37
Replies: 22
Views: 6,759
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Tides of Fire Recruitment for round 21

Say what now? Free accounts are limited to a tiny tiny 2500 roids, oh noes, and there is no limit on the travel tech researches. Read the manual next time. ;)
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 26 Apr 2007, 13:47
Replies: 11
Views: 3,639
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Cathaar Inconsistencies

Have you never watched Red Dwarf?
Forum: Planetarion Suggestions 18 Mar 2007, 22:25
Replies: 82
Views: 18,349
Posted By TheBerk
Re: What I'd change and how I'd do it

Maybe a vastly reduced score gain from donated resources? Something like 100000:1 instead of the 100:1 (using the example figure given), as scanners mainly use the alliance fund now instead of their...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 17 Mar 2007, 14:11
Replies: 14
Views: 3,410
Posted By TheBerk
Re: EoRC log?

Who reads the portal? :p
Forum: Alliance Discussions 17 Mar 2007, 11:45
Replies: 109
Views: 12,131
Posted By TheBerk
Re: And now for something different.

Are you not seeing that people that have played (and won) with xp, are also calling for it to change? It is not just the value players.
Forum: Alliance Discussions 20 Feb 2007, 09:10
Replies: 362
Views: 43,662
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Hurt And Heal alliances

Fury - 16
Legion - 12
Exilition – 21 (Heal - Even thought the bastards used to phone me at 4am. <3 )
1up - 24 (Hurt)
Ascendancy - 25 (Heal - <3 )
Xanadu – 14
Elysium - 16
NoS - 14
Wolfpack...
Forum: Planetarion Suggestions 18 Feb 2007, 14:06
Replies: 17
Views: 2,768
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Com Unit

Why?

You'll just moan then that it is too close to the Universe link, or the Stats link.

'It's out of the way, new players won't find it easily.' Etc.

The last time people moaned because...
Forum: Planetarion Suggestions 18 Feb 2007, 07:14
Replies: 17
Views: 2,768
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Com Unit

Didn't we have this whole thing with recalling fleets, ordering ships, cancelling orders, and all the other crap like that.


JUST BE A BIT MORE CAREFUL WHERE YOU ARE CLICKING. It isn't hard.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jan 2007, 08:26
Replies: 44
Views: 4,181
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Book Survey

In all honestly, I couldn't tell you how many books I have read over the last 6-7 years. Looking at my book shelves, at least 300. Then there are all the books I've borrowed, lost, given away.
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 11 Oct 2006, 10:27
Replies: 47
Poll: myk
Views: 5,981
Posted By TheBerk
Re: myk

Do you not remember the rule of magic magic e?
Kit becomes kite with magic magic e.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Oct 2006, 02:43
Replies: 24
Views: 4,635
Posted By TheBerk
Re: The Alpha Male Confrontation

I find myself in the very sad position of agreeing with yahwe.....
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 1 Oct 2006, 11:15
Replies: 15
Views: 2,547
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Planetarion Cresent

I invoke random quantum particles to eject UN from 1:1, and use the convention of australian tea making to nullify american foreign policy.
I then use FTL travel to get to 6:9, obeying the laws of...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Sep 2006, 01:35
Replies: 10
Views: 2,495
Posted By TheBerk
Forum: Alliance Discussions 16 Sep 2006, 21:47
Replies: 343
Views: 31,844
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Round 19 Predictions

Although, once eXi win the round, and have played and won 2 rounds in a row, they still won't be as good as 1up, because 1up played 8 rounds in a row, and won half of them(or somesuch), so eXi must...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Sep 2006, 06:55
Replies: 44
Views: 5,561
Posted By TheBerk
Re: possible GD meet

More likely he is aware of KoeN's genetic weak points and is trying in his own small way to minimise the chances of them being passed on.

Every little helps right.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Sep 2006, 08:54
Replies: 40
Views: 3,782
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Any Artists? gettin a new tattoo...

Wow, omg I never realised that Chika, you have really opened my eyes.

In response to the original post, if your tattoo artist is anywhere near decent, take those pictures in to them and see if...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 11 Sep 2006, 07:36
Replies: 13
Views: 3,293
Posted By TheBerk
Re: rounds

Go and look up the word provisional, then come back and delete your posts, thank you.
Marv was explaining why no set date has been announced yet, how is that so difficult to understand?
Forum: General Discussions 9 Sep 2006, 11:07
Replies: 28
Views: 4,417
Posted By TheBerk
Forum: General Discussions 8 Sep 2006, 10:04
Replies: 69
Views: 9,247
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Things that will never be funny even in jest

I prefer to think of it as a mix of brown and blonde hairs.

Ok, it's ginger. :(
Forum: General Discussions 8 Sep 2006, 07:09
Replies: 69
Views: 9,247
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Things that will never be funny even in jest

Nothing wrong with having a goatee, I have one myself, and yes, I can grow a proper beard.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Sep 2006, 19:43
Replies: 69
Views: 9,247
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Things that will never be funny even in jest

Finally, man has found a cure for gingerness. It may be kill or cure, but damn, gingers the world over should be rejoicing.
Forum: Alliance Discussions 17 Aug 2006, 15:02
Replies: 81
Views: 7,866
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Declaration of War

Up until now, I've sat here, chortling at all these posts and insults being thrown around.
However, Pilgrim, you really need to grow up, get a clue, and move on. If a player can do well with a free...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2006, 23:12
Replies: 25
Views: 3,790
Posted By TheBerk
Re: [GB] Surnames

My surname originates in Bristol, which I kind of knew anyway.
It has spread through the South West of the UK since then, but not a considerable amount.
My Dads surname however isn't on there as...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2006, 21:07
Replies: 4
Views: 1,806
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Silly Music Video: Nightwish, Wishmaster - The Misheard Lyrics

Painful to watch really.
Though a quick google shows that the real lyrics barely make any more sense.
Forum: Alliance Discussions 30 Jul 2006, 07:37
Replies: 108
Views: 11,698
Posted By TheBerk
Re: 1up you guys losing?

His inbox is PA, one day he will delete all his mail, and that will be it, no more game.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jul 2006, 05:37
Replies: 23
Views: 4,396
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Oblivion

Enchanted clothes and rings to give a permanent 100% chameleon, \o/, do what the hell you like and the guards can't see you to attack you even when you slap them around a bit.
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 21 Jul 2006, 10:07
Replies: 52
Views: 8,029
Posted By TheBerk
Re: PA meeting!

A meet I can get to :o I may turn up as I live a short train hop away in the charmingly quaint town of Kidderminster.
Are there any additional details? Where do you plan on going and will there be...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jul 2006, 18:27
Replies: 15
Views: 2,260
Posted By TheBerk
Re: On the occasion of my fifteen thousandth post...

Go Jonny, he's our man, if he can't do it, it doesn't need doing.
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 24 Jun 2006, 13:15
Replies: 73
Views: 9,955
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Best Girlfriend / Wife quotes

This thread discriminates against gays and women, though strangely it doesn't discriminate against lesbians.

On topic.
"You put our date back an hour so you could set a construction? Seriously,...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2006, 13:40
Replies: 282
Views: 24,058
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Account on Planetarion Forums locked out

Is there a nice easy way to change my password without having to remember what my current one is? If there is will someone please let me know, as I'm buggered if I can remember it. :(
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2006, 20:17
Replies: 91
Views: 8,262
Posted By TheBerk
Re: cover versions

No, but it is a good fun song though, a friend of mine has a few of their tracks, listening to old classics being played in a redneck fashion never fails to amuse me.
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2006, 18:10
Replies: 91
Views: 8,262
Posted By TheBerk
Re: cover versions

Was the Ace Of Spades cover by Hayseed Dixie? (I think that's their name)
Forum: General Discussions 26 May 2006, 10:01
Replies: 13
Views: 2,720
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Round Ze World

But but but, Shibuya has the Punk Rock Bar; Garage Land, and I saw Shonen Knife there as well in some random club on the fifth floor of a skyscraper above 3 shops. Though you may be right about the...
Forum: General Discussions 25 May 2006, 10:49
Replies: 13
Views: 2,720
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Round Ze World

I spent 2 weeks in Tokyo last year, it is a wonderful place.
Go to the Imperial Gardens, it's free and you can spend several hours wandering around the middle of Tokyo hardly aware that you are in...
Forum: General Discussions 12 May 2006, 00:11
Replies: 85
Views: 5,995
Posted By TheBerk
Re: GD, a hair problem

Hhhm, I actually can't remember the last time I paid to have my hair cut.
I've been cutting it myself for the last 7 years (roughly), never anything fancy, either shaved all over, shoulder length,...
Forum: General Discussions 10 May 2006, 16:57
Replies: 27
Views: 1,893
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Some help please

They already are.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Apr 2006, 14:39
Replies: 89
Views: 4,982
Posted By TheBerk
Re: The funny thing about cooking is...

Yorkshire pudding with golden syrup works quite nicely as a dessert, I can't imagine having it with ketchup though..
Forum: General Discussions 18 Apr 2006, 21:19
Replies: 99
Views: 7,997
Posted By TheBerk
Re: What Are You Listening to RIGHT NOW !

Rollins Band - Unknown Hero
Forum: General Discussions 16 Apr 2006, 21:07
Replies: 99
Views: 7,997
Posted By TheBerk
Re: What Are You Listening to RIGHT NOW !

My friend playing Fat Lip by Sum41 on Guitar Hero.


He's not doing very well...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Apr 2006, 15:23
Replies: 99
Views: 7,997
Posted By TheBerk
Forum: General Discussions 15 Apr 2006, 20:42
Replies: 99
Views: 7,997
Posted By TheBerk
Forum: General Discussions 15 Apr 2006, 11:20
Replies: 99
Views: 7,997
Posted By TheBerk
Re: What Are You Listening to RIGHT NOW !

Dragonforce - Storming The Burning Fields
Forum: General Discussions 15 Apr 2006, 10:26
Replies: 99
Views: 7,997
Posted By TheBerk
Re: What Are You Listening to RIGHT NOW !

Nothing at all, I have my hearing aids out so I can't actually hear anything at the moment. Time to remedy that I think.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Apr 2006, 20:51
Replies: 61
Views: 3,470
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Book thread

Stranger In A Strange Land by Robert A. Heinlein, I found to be a good read, originally published in 1961 iirc, and recently rereleased in it's original uncut form.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Apr 2006, 20:01
Replies: 61
Views: 3,470
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Book thread

Having a look through my pile of books on top of my book case, I have recently read in no particular order-

The Chronicles Of Thomas Covenant The Unbeliever by Stephen Donaldson, a trilogy...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Apr 2006, 17:54
Replies: 24
Views: 1,883
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Guitar Hero

:up: :up: I bought the game yesterday afternoonafter playing (and loving it) at a friends house saturday night, plugged it in, then received a phone call from a friend who stated he would pick me up...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 4 Apr 2006, 17:12
Replies: 65
Views: 5,066
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Eastern

When is eastern? Did I miss a new holiday being added to the calendar?
Also if anyone would wish to donate me a million pound sterling I would be happy to have the round start at any time pa team...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Mar 2006, 23:39
Replies: 45
Views: 3,017
Posted By TheBerk
Re: [E-Mail]90s Kid

Why does noone else remember the verse about his flight? It fit into the song just before the cab bit, if only I could remember how it went.
Forum: Strategic Discussions 26 Mar 2006, 14:55
Replies: 57
Views: 6,073
Posted By TheBerk
Who were you?

Following on from Banneds thread at the end of last round, I thought I would recreate it for this round.

You are: Amheirchion (1:3:9) (Clear)
Size: 566 767
Value: ...
Forum: Strategic Discussions 26 Mar 2006, 06:19
Replies: 43
Views: 2,963
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Your Fleets This Round

Ships (9,724 total)
Interceptor 3,000 Cutlass 1,053
Privateer 5,671

My fleet stayed pretty much the same size most of the round but with thiefs instead of interceptors early on, before I...
Forum: Alliance Discussions 10 Mar 2006, 21:54
Replies: 458
Views: 31,430
Posted By TheBerk
Forum: General Discussions 10 Mar 2006, 14:07
Replies: 41
Views: 3,855
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Very Sad Incident

What the hell were these people doing? The idea of hanging was to get the noose just right so that when the condemned dropped through the gallows it would snap taut at the bottom of the drop and...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Mar 2006, 18:43
Replies: 173
Views: 13,249
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Alcohol or Pot?

How do you intend to red blob anyone? You have red blobs yourself which means that any rep you give anyone has no effect on their score, hence the grey blobs that were mentioned earlier today.

On...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2006, 02:26
Replies: 20
Views: 2,757
Posted By TheBerk
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 25 Feb 2006, 03:22
Replies: 111
Views: 7,954
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Vice Bust for XP wh0res- an idea to deal with this...

Has no-one got an alliance to whinge about this round? XP is a viable tactic in this game, it has been for a few rounds, this round however, it has taken off in a big way. GOOD. If I can roid someone...
Forum: Planetarion Suggestions 24 Feb 2006, 17:32
Replies: 41
Views: 14,865
Posted By TheBerk
Re: a research/construction queueing system

Yeah, this is a great idea, I would no longer have to be around to build every new wave amp, just que a couple up each day and sorted.
Also I believe this has been discussed before, please look...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Feb 2006, 11:48
Replies: 4
Views: 1,840
Posted By TheBerk
Re: usually I dont laugh about other people

Holy crap Batman, some of those personals hurt my eyes. I actually had to give up after around 10 or so, oh poor english language, what did they do to you? :crymeariver:
Forum: General Discussions 16 Feb 2006, 12:52
Replies: 26
Views: 3,330
Posted By TheBerk
Re: UK Motorists - Fuel Price Help

Having a life shouldn't prevent you from actually reading the thread, or do you just read the first post, then reply regardless?
Forum: General Discussions 11 Feb 2006, 04:46
Replies: 119
Views: 9,878
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Valentines Day

I got given a rose tonight. Ok, it was from an ex-girlfriend, and she had originally bought it for her (now ex) boyfriend, and he threw it upon the floor, and it got trodden on. But I did get given a...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Feb 2006, 12:37
Replies: 47
Views: 2,913
Posted By TheBerk
Re: What do you think of this

So that impressionable idiots will believe and tell their friends, thus ending up looking like a damned fool. Or something along those lines anyway.
Forum: Alliance Discussions 9 Feb 2006, 01:45
Replies: 117
Views: 11,901
Posted By TheBerk
Re: R16 story so far...

Don't listen to Stoom, he can't even count properly.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Feb 2006, 23:18
Replies: 103
Views: 8,164
Posted By TheBerk
Re: white russian

I presume she means my neg rep, which i left my name after (- Berk).
On topic, a friend of mine loves white russians, I have yet to try one myself though.
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 2 Feb 2006, 21:09
Replies: 7
Views: 11,539
Posted By TheBerk
Re: 5.1 sound in windows media player.

I've done that many times, it doesn't see to make a difference.
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 2 Feb 2006, 20:54
Replies: 7
Views: 11,539
Posted By TheBerk
Re: 5.1 sound in windows media player.

Hhhm, interesting, can anyone recommend to me then an audio player that will utilise surround sound?
To Phil^ iirc I have a creative soundmax card, though it has been a few years since i put it...
Forum: Planetarion Help Desk 2 Feb 2006, 20:47
Replies: 124
Views: 30,690
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Reporting abusive reps

Ok, time for the first rep related (personally rep related post) post of mine, I haven't read this thread since about post 40ish, mainly because I am drunk and cba, does this mean people can report...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 2 Feb 2006, 20:34
Replies: 7
Views: 11,539
Posted By TheBerk
5.1 sound in windows media player.

For some reason, though i have a sound card capable of utilising 5.1 surround sound and use it regularly in film and game play, windows media player bucks all convention and proceeds to only use the...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 2 Feb 2006, 01:22
Replies: 38
Views: 8,301
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Creators Hour log

How does that rep point help him become a better poster, did it give some great insight? 'Please use better grammar' 'This has been discussed already' etc, no, it is merely that you didn't like the...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 30 Jan 2006, 18:18
Replies: 36
Views: 7,661
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Secret Questions

They seem to be using a few different fonts, of different sizes, some of the questions are now so large they don't fit anymore leaving me with 'If the first day of the week is monday' as my question...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 30 Jan 2006, 17:42
Replies: 36
Views: 7,661
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Secret Questions

Yep, they seem to have decided that keeping the bots out is not enough and that multies can still log into their various accounts so have come up with these ingeneous new player stopper questions,...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2006, 16:50
Replies: 28
Views: 2,663
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Who do you look like?

51% like Clive Barker, 50% like Shahid Kapoor, and 49% like Halle Berry..

*wanders off to google who the first 2 are*
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jan 2006, 16:06
Replies: 7
Views: 1,822
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Black Widow

You have my deepest sympathy as someone who has been through something very similar.
Nice wording on the black widow bit as well.
Forum: Planetarion Suggestions 27 Jan 2006, 16:38
Replies: 16
Views: 2,536
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Which Skin..... You Choose

Oh nostalgia, seeing the round 3 skin brought back some memories. :up:
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jan 2006, 01:10
Replies: 23
Views: 2,769
Posted By TheBerk
Re: MegaTokyo Online Comic

The Order of the Stick?
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jan 2006, 02:10
Replies: 12
Views: 2,196
Posted By TheBerk
Re: can someone reccomend some anime to me?

One that i've only read a few of the manga for and never seen, though a friend loves it, Bleach.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jan 2006, 00:09
Replies: 12
Views: 2,196
Posted By TheBerk
Re: can someone reccomend some anime to me?

Ack, that's the one I meant.. Cheers, going back to edit my original post.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jan 2006, 00:06
Replies: 12
Views: 2,196
Posted By TheBerk
Re: can someone reccomend some anime to me?

A personal favourite of mine, Trigun, or Gantz, Full Metal Alchemist. Jakiri named most of my others tbh.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jan 2006, 13:35
Replies: 8
Views: 2,089
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Snowblading

I've been skiing for around 6-7 years now, maybe longer, thanks to my high school having it's own mini dry ski slope. I love snowblades, they are great fun and I tend to feel more confident doing...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jan 2006, 20:34
Replies: 101
Views: 7,661
Posted By TheBerk
Re: i am so ****ing sick of moshers/goths/and all that scum

and she was so impressed with your prowess she took you back to her house where you made sweet sweet love until the dawn? [/amirite]
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jan 2006, 20:30
Replies: 7
Views: 1,968
Posted By TheBerk
Re: So I was surfing and minding my own buisness

That has got to be one of the strangest things i have seen on the internet in a long time. :cool:
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jan 2006, 18:35
Replies: 196
Views: 15,244
Posted By TheBerk
Re: I'm sick and tired of ****ing chavs/knackers/pikeys/scumbags...whatever you call them

We're only 14 days into the year, there's plenty of time for worse.

Seems that I was mistaken.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jan 2006, 15:37
Replies: 196
Views: 15,244
Posted By TheBerk
Re: I'm sick and tired of ****ing chavs/knackers/pikeys/scumbags...whatever you call them

Yes, like their big brother turning up. This happened the once, after being beaten and sent to hospital (luckily nothing more than surface wounds) I decided to fight back in future. As me and a...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jan 2006, 23:31
Replies: 11
Views: 1,766
Posted By TheBerk
Re: puzzle site for you all

It's one word, google for 511nm and find out what happens at that figure. Ignore the golf ball for the moment. Then get yourself onto level 25 and help me out :D.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jan 2006, 12:31
Replies: 46
Views: 3,422
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Something related to drugs (of some sort)

I've sometimes wondered the same, (about drugs, not the plutonium or porn). A few years ago I knew several people I could call or if I saw them down the pub I could get various drugs from them. How I...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 7 Jan 2006, 09:36
Replies: 60
Views: 8,060
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Has to be said

With alliances of 80 players those out of the top 5 can increase their size to 100, this is a 25% increase, with 50 players they can potentially double their alliance size to 100, this is a 100%...
Forum: Alliance Discussions 5 Jan 2006, 21:44
Replies: 333
Views: 26,911
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Alliances playing r16

I have a problem with that, ok, he said AD was worthless, but to ban him from all areas on the basis that 'it doesnt matter if he's banned he doesnt like AD anyway' is, well, uncalled for.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jan 2006, 16:32
Replies: 55
Views: 5,081
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Calling all philosophers...

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.

David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Friedrich...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jan 2006, 15:48
Replies: 25
Views: 4,552
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Mobile Phone Complaints Thread

If you look around a few of the network providers have exactly the same phone as o2's xda IIs but under different names and colours. I'm not sure whether this is the same for the xda II.
Don't know...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jan 2006, 02:16
Replies: 12
Views: 2,444
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Tooth ache.

Aye, I was dreading the cost tbh, which as you said came after he had finished. With most of the patients there though he told them it was £50 after his initial examination and before he called them...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jan 2006, 02:00
Replies: 12
Views: 2,444
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Tooth ache.

Also this is the first time i have been to a dentist since 2000 when I was still in full time education and it was free, I'd broken half a tooth off opening a beer bottle with my teeth. :cool: ...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jan 2006, 01:56
Replies: 12
Views: 2,444
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Tooth ache.

I already have all my wisdom teeth. The bottom pair actually came through twice, they came through, then the gums grew over them, then they finally came through and decided it wasn't that bad after...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jan 2006, 22:27
Replies: 12
Views: 2,444
Posted By TheBerk
Tooth ache.

Tonight I went to the emergency dental clinic to get my teeth looked at. Since friday night I have had an enormous amount of pain across the left side of my jaw, this has resulted in bugger all sleep...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jan 2006, 16:19
Replies: 30
Views: 3,254
Posted By TheBerk
Re: OK the proper new years resolution thread

Go to the dentist, get my teeth sorted and stop the pain. Then go to the dentist regularly and actually take care of my teeth.
Tidy my room and keep it tidy for longer than a week.
Read more....
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jan 2006, 21:30
Replies: 39
Views: 4,614
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Its been a long December

Not sure about a percentage, it's been a pretty strange year.

Positives

Spent 2 weeks in Japan. An awesome experience and one I wish to repeat. I even met Batista, Shane McMahon, Chris Jericho...
Forum: Strategic Discussions 1 Jan 2006, 15:56
Replies: 36
Views: 4,261
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Who were you?

You are: Their Law of Battle Royale (1:2:6)
Size: 103
Value: 380,528
Score: 487,448
XP: 1,782
Final rank: 1979

I played as a scanner reaching 145 amps at...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 27 Dec 2005, 11:24
Replies: 4
Views: 4,360
Posted By TheBerk
Re: cos we cant tell who has what score alliance wise

How about multiplying the average score by the number of members? That should work surely.
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 27 Dec 2005, 11:21
Replies: 58
Views: 21,797
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Espionage

I finished the round on 145 amps.. When I was around to use them. (Sorry for that eXi)

In previous rounds when I have played for 'smaller' alliances I nearly always finished on at least 130 amps....
Forum: General Discussions 14 Dec 2005, 05:33
Replies: 15
Views: 2,241
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Bang!

The police have issued a statement saying that George Best was not in fact buried in Belfast as previously claimed, but was cremated in Hemel Hempstead. They apologised for any inconvenience this may...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Dec 2005, 05:13
Replies: 44
Views: 4,973
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Tales from the classroom

I tried that, I just cannot use my mouse with my left hand, so I learnt to wank left handed instead after getting fed up of having to stop every now and then to use the mouse :(.

I've never looked...
Forum: Alliance Discussions 14 Dec 2005, 04:38
Replies: 80
Views: 11,536
Posted By TheBerk
Re: eVolutioN of Tides of Fire

Why doesn't it surprise me that it was Bode that started this thread. Saw the thread title, saw the poster, had this really strange feeling I already knew what the thread would be about, and lo, I...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Dec 2005, 23:42
Replies: 24
Views: 3,244
Posted By TheBerk
Re: The Karate Kid

Ong Bak, great film. Full contact fight scenes, no wires. It doesn't get much better, and Tony Jaa (sp?) is amazing.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Nov 2005, 16:28
Replies: 18
Views: 2,381
Posted By TheBerk
Re: mobile phones

Or get the number from the address book, a few other key details then get a friend to phone it or the police and say it is their phone.
Forum: Strategic Discussions 27 Nov 2005, 14:41
Replies: 6
Views: 2,009
Posted By TheBerk
Re: security

I think you may find that the chances of success are already covered by distorters and amps. Security has nothing really to do with me scanning you from several galaxies away, save your security for...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 24 Nov 2005, 01:57
Replies: 385
Views: 37,433
Posted By TheBerk
Re: New Rule

So this topic has now gone from multi planets purely for defence, to omg eXi are teh evul. Nicely done guys.
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 24 Nov 2005, 01:32
Replies: 385
Views: 37,433
Posted By TheBerk
Re: New Rule

Not quite Storebo, you see, the alliances outside of the top 5 get a chance to add more members, this could include the scanners and defenders that weren't considered as important earlier in the...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 23 Nov 2005, 23:30
Replies: 385
Views: 37,433
Posted By TheBerk
Re: New Rule

And so now, I have all the scans needed for the alliance, a nice number of amps that i can continue to build on. Let's say i wish to start attacking, I must attack solo? After all if i join an...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 23 Nov 2005, 22:59
Replies: 385
Views: 37,433
Posted By TheBerk
Re: New Rule

I have just logged into my account, I see no mention of this change being made although you are within your power to make such a change

Also following from last round, alliances may have had a...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Nov 2005, 19:11
Replies: 14
Views: 2,824
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Kelly Holmes

Someone called?
Forum: Planetarion Suggestions 15 Nov 2005, 23:39
Replies: 26
Views: 2,875
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Jumpgate scan

So dedicated planets for different roles? A bit like the old branched tech trees, follow one branch to the end and lose other options?
Forum: Planetarion Suggestions 15 Nov 2005, 22:56
Replies: 26
Views: 2,875
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Jumpgate scan

Kal, tihs intirgeus me. :p Tell us more, pls ta.
How's the scanning going Jupp?
Forum: General Discussions 21 Oct 2005, 18:32
Replies: 58
Views: 4,209
Posted By TheBerk
Re: And our schools (and our children) get worse

You are a 12 year old girl? That explains so much.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Oct 2005, 18:18
Replies: 75
Views: 7,177
Posted By TheBerk
Re: I would like to see

Hehe, I've had my pipe for about a year now, don't smoke it that much as it's a bit smelly to smoke in the house, but hot damn it feels good to smoke one. Also if you get a pipe stick to one brand of...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Oct 2005, 17:51
Replies: 75
Views: 7,177
Posted By TheBerk
Re: I would like to see

Bored (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v603/SirBerk/smooth.jpg) so why not.
Forum: Planetarion Suggestions 18 Oct 2005, 19:57
Replies: 25
Views: 2,629
Posted By TheBerk
Re: My Planet's 'Home' Computer

Indeed, as I occasionally visit friends elsewhere for a few days. If I were to have such severe restrictions as you seem to be implying it would screw my game up in that time, especially as I'm the...
Forum: Planetarion Suggestions 10 Oct 2005, 16:13
Replies: 39
Views: 3,409
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Scans now ALWAYS get through to your gal mates and alliance mates

I find it quite disturbing that anyone with less amps than your dis could scan you, even an alliance mate. In R13 i dis whored, and while it was annoying that noone in my alliance could scan me, it...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Oct 2005, 22:08
Replies: 48
Views: 3,782
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Would be being born blind and deaf be that bad?

I think he was just blind.
Being partially deaf myself, I would hate to lose the rest of my hearing, and the thought of losing my sight aswell is something that haunts me.
I did an exercise in...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Oct 2005, 22:54
Replies: 31
Views: 3,810
Posted By TheBerk
Re: The cognitive consequences of listening to Drum N Bass

I actually came into listening to DnB from the other end of the spectrum, I started out from metal and punk, then through bands like Atari Teenage Riot and on to Aphex Twin, Squarepusher etc.
Cheers...
Forum: Planetarion Suggestions 15 Sep 2005, 19:25
Replies: 26
Views: 2,875
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Jumpgate scan

nah, that takes extra time :D i tend to try and just remember to recall it asap, more fun, especially when i only had 1 ship and forgot to recall it until it was eta 4 to a planet...
Forum: Planetarion Suggestions 15 Sep 2005, 17:02
Replies: 26
Views: 2,875
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Jumpgate scan

as a scanner i have no problem setting a fleet to launch, scanning then recalling. and it always makes it more fun towards the end of the tick trying to race the clock, or simply forgetting to cancel...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Sep 2005, 21:10
Replies: 27
Views: 2,092
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Back From Japan...

When i was there i found the Roppongi district to be pretty much as you describe it, it is the main centre of nightlife for the Gaijin, if you do venture there, go to Mogambo's, a cracking little...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Sep 2005, 17:34
Replies: 63
Views: 5,222
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Strange Drinks Combinations

I've heard it called everything from snakebite black, to diesel in my locality, to nasty (narsty) at my friends university. depends where you are I guess, I think i will be trying the bitter version...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Sep 2005, 16:32
Replies: 63
Views: 5,222
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Strange Drinks Combinations

Interesting, I've always thought of Diesel as being, half cider, half lager and a dash of blackcurrant cordial.

For interesting drinks though, i used to order a double tia maria, double vodka and...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Sep 2005, 01:17
Replies: 38
Views: 2,888
Posted By TheBerk
Re: What pet(s) would you have?

One of my aunts dogs pups. My aunts dog was born of a rottweiler, boxer cross mother and a bull mastiff father. She has found a bitch of the same mix and is making plans to use him as a stud. Truly...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Sep 2005, 17:12
Replies: 70
Views: 5,391
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Crazyness

if not you can always go to birmnigham, england instead. now thats a place that could do with some more hurricane damage...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Aug 2005, 23:25
Replies: 52
Views: 2,935
Posted By TheBerk
Re: I'm going to Japan for a week

lol <3 japanese keyboards. I had a terrible habit of hitting the language change button all the time when i was over there :/ you get used to it eventually though, and know where to avoid.
Also,...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Aug 2005, 17:26
Replies: 18
Views: 2,473
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Carling Weekend

Reading friday to whenever.
VIP tickets ftw.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Aug 2005, 17:59
Replies: 31
Views: 3,208
Posted By TheBerk
Re: The sort of things that happens in some areas..

Wow, guess it's been quiet around here recently. (http://www.thisiskidderminster.co.uk/worcestershire/kidderminster/news/KIDDER_NEWS_CRIME1.html)
Forum: General Discussions 13 Aug 2005, 02:50
Replies: 44
Views: 3,576
Posted By TheBerk
Re: If a meteor came and wiped out human life tomorrow, we could have no complaints

I'll welcome the meteor with you.
When you walk down the street on the way to last orders and get jumped by someone driving past ,spending the rest of the night in the hospital getting stitches then...
Forum: Planetarion Suggestions 7 Aug 2005, 20:51
Replies: 25
Views: 4,018
Posted By TheBerk
Re: [Discuss] Playing Pa on my mobilephone

Or use a phone that has full HTML internet on it..
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jul 2005, 02:43
Replies: 129
Views: 13,989
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Riddle Game

finally done it. thankyou nantoz, i'd pos rep you, but i can't. :(
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jul 2005, 18:27
Replies: 129
Views: 13,989
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Riddle Game

Correct, but not...

You have made it to the correct webpage, but I have decided that that is not what you're looking for.

thats what i get when i answered level 49... soo close
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jul 2005, 17:31
Replies: 129
Views: 13,989
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Riddle Game

now im stuck on 44, the one with the notes, i've ended up translating it to 'ace baege cafe' which doesnt work and is evidently wrong. :(

done it, i was just 1 letter out it seems
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jul 2005, 16:33
Replies: 129
Views: 13,989
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Riddle Game

ah ha, cheers, i tried it with 'the' didnt occur to me to try without.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jul 2005, 16:24
Replies: 129
Views: 13,989
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Riddle Game

"It appears you are still stuck inside this game...

It's a bit like "The Matrix", except I don't think the beginning is/was quite the same...

I never was a screen-writer ! So what do you...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jul 2005, 16:11
Replies: 129
Views: 13,989
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Riddle Game

well, after being stuck on level 16 for a long time, i have just blitzed it through to level 28 in a very short space of time, and alas, i am stuck again..
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 27 Jul 2005, 12:48
Replies: 29
Views: 2,191
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Ugly Jolt banner

It turned up yesterday for me.
"Free accounts do not see outgoing fleets on the gal status screen and also have an ad-banner on the overview page."
So one of the things we pay for is to get rid of...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jul 2005, 00:38
Replies: 129
Views: 13,989
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Riddle Game

personally 'i could escape' doing it in the past tense such as it is
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jul 2005, 17:45
Replies: 32
Views: 3,134
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Attention seeking for great justice.

so if i didnt know who they were and shagged them, thats ok, but now i know that i'm related to them its too late?
here's to really praying they arent fit.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jul 2005, 12:34
Replies: 32
Views: 3,134
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Attention seeking for great justice.

i haven't even met them myself yet :p, though i am really praying they aren attractive....... that would just be annoying.

Intruder, it is a nice feeling, but very strange at the same time, here...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jul 2005, 01:29
Replies: 32
Views: 3,134
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Attention seeking for great justice.

slight update, and a bump.
when i returned from Japan, my dad had sent a letter to me, basically saying a lot of stuff we had already discussed. however the end made me smile as it read 'Not sure...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jul 2005, 01:23
Replies: 30
Views: 2,582
Posted By TheBerk
Re: The most stupid of stupid "games"

15 here, from my taxi last night.
and
<Berk> my only real game is how many pints can i drink before a) puking, and b) passing out.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jul 2005, 12:58
Replies: 129
Views: 13,989
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Riddle Game

can you escape?

can you?

and once youve done that, come and help me on level 16 :( i hate level 16
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jul 2005, 13:31
Replies: 129
Views: 13,989
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Riddle Game

i still cant see it :/
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jul 2005, 13:25
Replies: 129
Views: 13,989
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Riddle Game

yeps, i'm struggling on level 7 though.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jul 2005, 20:33
Replies: 3
Views: 2,016
Posted By TheBerk
Re: How do you mistake..

well, they both wear those black eye mask thingies.
Forum: Alliance Recruitment 13 Jul 2005, 10:03
Replies: 74
Views: 12,100
Posted By TheBerk
Re: The Farnborough Crew [F-Crew] recruitment thread for round 14

damned freaks and nutters :p
good luck with the round guys, ill be in #f-crew plenty so you wont have to miss the rapes and molestations ;)
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jul 2005, 20:22
Replies: 51
Views: 5,719
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Amiga

Wild Cup Soccer

an old favourite of mine
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jun 2005, 03:02
Replies: 32
Views: 3,134
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Attention seeking for great justice.

more than double i guess. as i now have 2 sisters and another nan, plus my dad.

anyway, i`m currently posting from Tokyo, called into a net cafe to escape the heat and e-mail a few people back...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2005, 23:47
Replies: 110
Views: 8,935
Posted By TheBerk
Re: What song are you listening to atm?

Killswitch Engage - Rose Of Sharyn
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2005, 22:01
Replies: 32
Views: 3,134
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Attention seeking for great justice.

Hehe, sorry, been at work etc since i posted.
The details I know are: my mom kicked my day out before I was born, why he hasnt been in contact i don't know. Didn't really have a big impact on my...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2005, 01:21
Replies: 32
Views: 3,134
Posted By TheBerk
Attention seeking for great justice.

Met my dad for the first time in my life today (over 21 years). Went well.
Thats it really, telling everyone and everyone atm..
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jun 2005, 09:26
Replies: 26
Views: 1,977
Posted By TheBerk
How freaking cool.

This has it all, badass grandfathers, leopards, the voice of God. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/kenya_leopard_dc;_ylt=ArKMDCvLvBuuVOpocZZ5jf4uQE4F;_ylu=X3oDMTA4cmUwbnA1BHNlYwMxNzAy)

It doesn't get...
Forum: Alliance Recruitment 23 Jun 2005, 00:04
Replies: 32
Views: 5,217
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Round 14 - ToF Recruitment

Aye, ToF are indeed a hard working yet fun alliance, that still end top 10 every round. :D
Sod midnight calls for your phoenix, there will still be people awake at that time for cyb0r and spam that...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jun 2005, 19:36
Replies: 110
Views: 8,935
Posted By TheBerk
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jun 2005, 07:07
Replies: 110
Views: 8,935
Posted By TheBerk
Re: What song are you listening to atm?

So you are either listening to 3 songs simultaneously, or it takes you that long to type that you listened to 3 songs before you finished typing out the first one?
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jun 2005, 23:07
Replies: 110
Views: 8,935
Posted By TheBerk
Re: What song are you listening to atm?

Anthrax (with Dimebag Darrell) - Riding Shotgun
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jun 2005, 23:15
Replies: 28
Views: 3,582
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Download 2005

Aah, someone thats seen them play then. :D
That is actually a fairly accurate portrayal of them...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jun 2005, 22:59
Replies: 28
Views: 3,582
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Download 2005

Depends what you are after in a festival tbh. For bands i would say Download was the best in the UK, hence why i went. For atmosphere i would go with Reading (where i am also going, Maiden, hell...
Forum: Strategic Discussions 9 Jun 2005, 18:12
Replies: 32
Views: 4,734
Posted By TheBerk
Re: How many wave amplifiers does a scanner need?

hehe, i had 112 distorters close to the end before some strucutre killers landed, and i finished with 109 distorters, they served me well saving me from a lot of inc i am guessing as i had 1k+ roids...
Forum: Strategic Discussions 8 Jun 2005, 19:58
Replies: 74
Views: 19,034
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Who were well all then?

hey,

i was Chocolate Bunnies of The Apocralypse. (8:10:19) (http://www.sandmans.co.uk/?p=viewplanet&x=8&y=10&z=19)

spent this round as a bit of a distorter whore, 109 atm, did have 112 until...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2005, 23:36
Replies: 73
Views: 5,634
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Real Ale

Hobgoblin on tap ftw.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jun 2005, 21:58
Replies: 47
Views: 2,372
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Ending a life

Did you read it some time around the beginning of the fourth month?
Forum: Planetarion Suggestions 1 Jun 2005, 22:01
Replies: 20
Views: 3,499
Posted By TheBerk
Re: * On online alliance members

i think they mean this to be implemented on the HC's memberlist page where only they can see the status of members.
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 24 May 2005, 21:05
Replies: 28
Views: 3,498
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Structures Killers

how about a bash limit on structure killers? something like you can only use them on a planet with 70% of your value. [/random idea from the person with an attention span of a goldfish on speed atm]
Forum: General Discussions 22 May 2005, 23:55
Replies: 38
Views: 3,298
Posted By TheBerk
Re: The catchy tunes of the moment

System of a Down - Old School Hollywood
Forum: General Discussions 19 May 2005, 19:59
Replies: 228
Views: 14,753
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Your Funniest IRC Quote

\o/ Getting offended on the intranet.
Forum: Alliance Recruitment 18 May 2005, 00:09
Replies: 25
Views: 4,379
Posted By TheBerk
Re: ToF Recruitment

/me signs up just so he doesnt send defence

time for my 2 cents, ToF have gotta be one of the most fun alliances i have been in. they've got competent members on all levels, always work hard to...
Forum: General Discussions 5 May 2005, 16:43
Replies: 48
Views: 2,847
Posted By TheBerk
Forum: Planetarion Suggestions 5 May 2005, 11:27
Replies: 15
Views: 2,662
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Fleet Recall Failsafe

its been brought up before, and shot down normally as 'you should be more careful' :p
Forum: General Discussions 5 May 2005, 00:38
Replies: 48
Views: 2,847
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Do you know anybody*

i learnt to swim to a certain extent in first school, promptly forgot, almost drowned age 8 in a swimming pool. learnt to swim again when i was around 11, and once again forgot... if you were to take...
Forum: Planetarion Suggestions 21 Apr 2005, 20:13
Replies: 6
Views: 2,490
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Self Scanning

now that i would like to see, havent found (spoken to) anyone yet that could scan me :p theres always at least 1 true hearted scan whore though :D
Forum: Planetarion Suggestions 20 Apr 2005, 23:21
Replies: 6
Views: 2,490
Posted By TheBerk
[Approved] Self Scanning

right, im gonna grumble about this here and hope for the best.
last round i found a lot of pre-launched incoming fleets by jumpgate probing any of my returning fleets, this saved me from a lot of...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Apr 2005, 00:50
Replies: 7
Poll: POTW Voting.
Views: 1,983
Posted By TheBerk
Re: POTW Voting.

voting in support of pirates
Forum: General Discussions 12 Apr 2005, 21:17
Replies: 20
Views: 2,805
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Movie Trivia!!!!! \o/

"I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy,
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty,
Oily, greasy, fleecy, shining,
Gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen,
Knotted, polka-dotted; Twisted, beaded, braided,...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Apr 2005, 21:12
Replies: 20
Views: 2,805
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Movie Trivia!!!!! \o/

full metal jacket
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2005, 17:45
Replies: 7
Views: 1,889
Posted By TheBerk
Re: A fun(?) Game

i remember this problem when it was all about farmers and chickens and stuff, cant remember the solution though :D guess ill give it a go
edit: did it
Forum: General Discussions 5 Apr 2005, 05:28
Replies: 6
Views: 1,582
Posted By TheBerk
Re: It's from MSN news because i couldn't find a BBC news weblink

am io the only one to get confused by the fact that his name was She? or is that just tiredness?
Forum: General Discussions 4 Apr 2005, 07:26
Replies: 59
Views: 4,522
Posted By TheBerk
Re: This years festivals

i know, thats why i said another year not next year :D
Forum: General Discussions 3 Apr 2005, 21:45
Replies: 59
Views: 4,522
Posted By TheBerk
Re: This years festivals

well, for me i have download with an amazing lineup. sabbath, system, motorhead, chimaira, anthrax et al. cant wait for that.
and reading with iggy &the stooges, iron maiden, foo fighters, which is...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Apr 2005, 13:47
Replies: 41
Views: 2,980
Posted By TheBerk
Re: its a sunny sunday afternoon, why are you online?

Is it?

I haven't been outside yet.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Mar 2005, 17:19
Replies: 39
Views: 2,514
Posted By TheBerk
Re: The new Doctor Who

its the new shop defence system, the dummies are normally contolled remotely from the security room. a new weapon in the war against crime. :D
Forum: General Discussions 28 Mar 2005, 17:04
Replies: 58
Views: 4,117
Posted By TheBerk
Forum: General Discussions 28 Mar 2005, 16:22
Replies: 58
Views: 4,117
Posted By TheBerk
Re: The weird workings of pricing alcohol in bars/pubs

i believe he is referring to the fact that it is costing more for 330ml of stella than for 568ml.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Mar 2005, 23:07
Replies: 22
Views: 3,644
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Interesting little piece of art

/me tries to remember never to open this when on mushrooms.....
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2005, 13:20
Replies: 40
Views: 3,405
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Reading/Leeds lineup announced

ill be at reading again this year, 4th year running :)

and who needs exams ;) come to download instead, ill buy you a beer when you get there

going to both btw :D
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2005, 13:17
Replies: 29
Views: 2,863
Posted By TheBerk
Re: [uk] Clocks change on sunday

they cant force a person to work with less than an 11hr gap between shifts, but its not illegal to work those hours voluntarily, and as sarina did the scheduling, i guess its voluntary
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2005, 23:37
Replies: 40
Views: 3,405
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Reading/Leeds lineup announced

on their tour? if so, they played too many songs off the new album, but still put on a good show.

oh, and hey goth113, you going this year?
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2005, 23:33
Replies: 40
Views: 3,405
Posted By TheBerk
Forum: General Discussions 21 Mar 2005, 21:03
Replies: 56
Views: 4,077
Posted By TheBerk
Re: This is becoming a chav forum

when the media got hold of it i think :(
Forum: General Discussions 20 Mar 2005, 23:56
Replies: 23
Views: 1,869
Posted By TheBerk
Re: wtf...

mate from work had the same thing. he found out it was an infection of the kidneys, so its for the best if you get it checked out really.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Mar 2005, 18:01
Replies: 16
Views: 2,133
Posted By TheBerk
Forum: General Discussions 15 Mar 2005, 14:19
Replies: 24
Views: 2,320
Posted By TheBerk
Re: HAHA, never been spammed this way before

when i saw the title, i was expecting some kind of song along the lines of 'ive never felt this way before'
:(
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 13 Mar 2005, 19:23
Replies: 81
Views: 10,658
Posted By TheBerk
Re: The time has come to say my goodbyes...

i now add my name to the growing lists of thankyou's and blessing to Spinner.

i hope all goes right for you, and your health gets only better.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Mar 2005, 02:00
Replies: 32
Views: 2,778
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Something started growing...

3 day length hhmm... i think i may overstepped that benchmark by a couple of inches
Forum: General Discussions 9 Mar 2005, 01:54
Replies: 32
Views: 3,067
Posted By TheBerk
Re: i just realized why i dislike britney spears music

in the film Spinal Tap, the band are inordinately proud of their amps that go all the way up to volume 11. when asked my someone why didnt they just make 10 louder, the lead singer (i think anyway)...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2005, 14:02
Replies: 32
Views: 3,067
Posted By TheBerk
Re: but her amps go to

how about now?
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2005, 13:13
Replies: 19
Views: 2,495
Posted By TheBerk
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2005, 12:07
Replies: 31
Views: 2,764
Posted By TheBerk
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2005, 11:35
Replies: 16
Views: 2,545
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Sensation White / Black / Gatecrasher

do you like every single style of music out there then? there's none you prefer, or wouldn't listen to at gun point?
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2005, 02:10
Replies: 19
Views: 1,910
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Adsl

haha, america online, uk online :D
that amuses me for some reason
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2005, 00:51
Replies: 18
Views: 2,326
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Remind you of anyone

somehow i had a feeling that the song used was going to be the song used... if that actually makes any sense
Forum: Clownshoe Corner 7 Mar 2005, 12:35
Replies: 126
Views: 173,807
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Levi 501's - "A Midsummers Night Dream"

and yet he's not offended by the second post in this thread....
Forum: General Discussions 7 Mar 2005, 12:35
Replies: 142
Views: 11,599
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Levi 501's - "A Midsummers Night Dream"

and yet he's not offended by the second post in this thread....
Forum: General Discussions 6 Mar 2005, 20:40
Replies: 18
Views: 2,689
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Mothers Day

i always thought it was the day workers (miners etc) that worked days and weeks in a row were guaranteed to be able to return home for a short while to see their family (mothers)
Forum: General Discussions 6 Mar 2005, 20:36
Replies: 49
Views: 4,128
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Kick the Guy!

2394.25
first try + random clicking :D
Forum: General Discussions 5 Mar 2005, 15:27
Replies: 32
Views: 2,511
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Never had this happen before.

:(
you my good sir are a smeeeee heeeeeee
Forum: General Discussions 5 Mar 2005, 15:26
Replies: 32
Views: 2,511
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Never had this happen before.

damn, i thought it was the bolivian navy on maneuvres
Forum: General Discussions 5 Mar 2005, 08:23
Replies: 23
Views: 3,202
Posted By TheBerk
Re: There are some things in life that make you shudder

i think its if you bet 11 quid you get your original stake back plus another 10 quid, so you get 21 quid total. 8/1 is bet 1 pound get that plus 8 pound back, so if you make that an 11 pound stake...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2005, 22:47
Replies: 29
Views: 2,116
Posted By TheBerk
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2005, 22:34
Replies: 29
Views: 2,116
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Groundhog Day

wasnt the point of the film that he repeated the same day until he got it 'right' as it were and made the most of that day instead of stealing gophers?
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2005, 23:08
Replies: 87
Views: 4,564
Posted By TheBerk
Re: well, i have gone and done it now :D

hope you dont mind me suggesting, but ,GD stag do??
and congrats though i barely know you.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2005, 22:09
Replies: 30
Views: 3,481
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Favorite Simpsons Quote

Agent: Now Mr Simpson, when i say hello Mr THOMPson and tread on you foot, you say hello back

Agent: Hello Mr Thompson *treads on foot*

Homer: *looks to the other agent* I think he's talking to...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2005, 21:38
Replies: 97
Views: 5,757
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Competition!

freddy mercury?
axl rose?
only people i can think of that might strike that pose... :(
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2005, 22:31
Replies: 53
Views: 4,217
Posted By TheBerk
Re: worse way to

you forget your own advice Yahwe

:p
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2005, 21:27
Replies: 7
Views: 1,764
Posted By TheBerk
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2005, 21:25
Replies: 7
Views: 1,764
Posted By TheBerk
Re: [mobile] help please

no insurance.

will have to try their helpline tomorrow night i guess, see if i can blag me a new handest and contract
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2005, 21:16
Replies: 53
Views: 4,217
Posted By TheBerk
Re: worse way to

death by fire personally
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2005, 21:15
Replies: 7
Views: 1,764
Posted By TheBerk
[mobile] help please

dont know if anyone can help out, but i figured its worth a try.

i lost my mobile over the weekend and informed by service provider (o2 online) they have since blocked my mobile and sim, as i...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2005, 20:50
Replies: 19
Views: 1,931
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Grrr... Swiss people

better than them sitting on the fence with my money tbh
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2005, 00:51
Replies: 123
Views: 6,460
Posted By TheBerk
Re: People are stupid

anyway, now we've established that im going to be horribly mutilated and killed by aliens that probably dont exist, im going back to lurking on these forums, far too many posts have been made by me...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2005, 00:48
Replies: 123
Views: 6,460
Posted By TheBerk
Re: People are stupid

sneaky gits
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2005, 00:44
Replies: 123
Views: 6,460
Posted By TheBerk
Re: People are stupid

there has to be a right door, they cant go around switching the prize to whatever door they feel like, that makes a mockery of the whole situation
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2005, 00:37
Replies: 123
Views: 6,460
Posted By TheBerk
Re: People are stupid

read above, edited my post
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2005, 00:35
Replies: 123
Views: 6,460
Posted By TheBerk
Re: People are stupid

ah, but you see, i knew the right answer for solving the problem, but having chosen a door i chose to stick with it, using my rock solid faith in my innate luck. so what then, if i managed to get the...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2005, 00:31
Replies: 123
Views: 6,460
Posted By TheBerk
Re: People are stupid

but i was sure in my convictions :p
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2005, 00:28
Replies: 123
Views: 6,460
Posted By TheBerk
Re: People are stupid

so would i have passed or failed then?
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2005, 00:20
Replies: 123
Views: 6,460
Posted By TheBerk
Re: People are stupid

if they set the question and asked which door would have a greater chance of being right i will remember this thread and say 'oh mighty aliens, if i change door my chance of being right will rise to...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2005, 00:06
Replies: 123
Views: 6,460
Posted By TheBerk
Re: People are stupid

personally i wouldnt switch, but thats just my mind set, im a stubborn git
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2005, 00:05
Replies: 123
Views: 6,460
Posted By TheBerk
Re: People are stupid

ive already said i understand where this is all coming from, i know its written and proved etc. but in my own little mind ill continue to read the chances from the second step (one door revealed)
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2005, 23:58
Replies: 123
Views: 6,460
Posted By TheBerk
Re: People are stupid

right, ive got where all this is coming from, now forgive me while i stick with my original door because i dont feel it matters a damn
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2005, 23:55
Replies: 123
Views: 6,460
Posted By TheBerk
Re: People are stupid

ive looked at the answer, and ive finally understood where people are coming from. but to me it looks like stats, ie lies, it makes sense on paper, but tbh, whats the difference, once theres 2 doors...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2005, 23:51
Replies: 123
Views: 6,460
Posted By TheBerk
Re: People are stupid

surely by removing a box you are reducing the possibilities to 1 in 2 instead of 1 in 3 as now you only have 2 to choose from. the 3rd box is effectively out of the question, or is this the reason i...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2005, 23:40
Replies: 123
Views: 6,460
Posted By TheBerk
Re: People are stupid

im understanding the situation, im just failing to see what difference it makes if you stick or switch, or maybe i am dumb and thats the point, but meh
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2005, 20:14
Replies: 123
Views: 6,460
Posted By TheBerk
Re: People are stupid

so it makes no difference if you change or not then as each of the 2 remaining doors has an equal chance of having the prize behind it?
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2005, 20:03
Replies: 123
Views: 6,460
Posted By TheBerk
Re: People are stupid

ermm... i might have missed this already, but does monty open the door you choose if you get it right? and only opens a 'wrong' door if your incorrect? meaning you need to change doors to win. or did...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Feb 2005, 19:00
Replies: 76
Views: 5,650
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Racism

'Hair'?
Forum: General Discussions 25 Feb 2005, 22:33
Replies: 80
Views: 7,025
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Top 5 most ugly languages

so perle sets up a thread where people can say what the ugliest languages are to them, then discounts their input 'coz he doesnt find the languages ugly??

Edit: on topic, i cant say i find any...
Forum: Planetarion Suggestions 24 Feb 2005, 23:30
Replies: 21
Views: 3,575
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Fix the economy, fix the game. Here's how.

i like the idea, but phil has raised a valid point, its happened with me where ive capped more roids from an attck than i can mine, these roids are pretty much useless, especially when ive had a long...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Feb 2005, 12:28
Replies: 41
Views: 3,348
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Skydiving question

nah, 'tis ok, he didnt believe me anyway when i said you dont move up, your explanation was much better
Forum: General Discussions 22 Feb 2005, 12:24
Replies: 41
Views: 3,348
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Skydiving question

thats what i said, just without all the math and scientific jargon :p
Forum: General Discussions 22 Feb 2005, 12:10
Replies: 41
Views: 3,348
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Skydiving question

afaik you simply slow down... a lot. you dont move up, this effect is caused by the camera man who is usually still in free fall, continuing to descend at the same rate while you slow down.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Feb 2005, 11:27
Replies: 21
Views: 1,922
Posted By TheBerk
Re: WC 2006 Tour

ah ha, ty
now i know what it means;
/me loses interest now
Forum: General Discussions 22 Feb 2005, 10:51
Replies: 21
Views: 1,922
Posted By TheBerk
Re: WC 2006 Tour

excuse my ignorance, but im having a hard time understanding WC to be anything other than Water Closet aka a toilet.so what are you coming to see?
Forum: General Discussions 20 Feb 2005, 10:25
Replies: 57
Views: 5,675
Posted By TheBerk
Re: facial hair

2 inch goatee here. ive had facial hair pretty much constantly these last few years, either big sideburns, beards, and now my goatee. not really sure how it affects people viewing me, but meh
Forum: General Discussions 19 Feb 2005, 16:22
Replies: 21
Views: 2,504
Posted By TheBerk
Re: [Part 3] The Return of the Cookie

didnt she say that the girls would have had to climb fences and cross fields to get to her house, now it appears they arrived in a car....
Forum: General Discussions 16 Feb 2005, 21:48
Replies: 32
Views: 2,885
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Today

spent the morning getting more work done on my tattoo followed by an afternoon of enjoying the day off work, variously catching up with people online and reading my new book
Forum: General Discussions 16 Feb 2005, 16:00
Replies: 52
Views: 3,745
Posted By TheBerk
Re: If you could be doing just anything right now, what would you do?

ah ha, that makes more sense.
and on topic, i would be skiing down the side of a mountain without a care in the world
Forum: General Discussions 16 Feb 2005, 15:53
Replies: 52
Views: 3,745
Posted By TheBerk
Re: If you could be doing just anything right now, what would you do?

a real building?? what were you in before, a caravan?
Forum: General Discussions 7 Feb 2005, 02:11
Replies: 83
Views: 5,926
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Superbowl

sadly body armour is working its way into rugby, nowhere near on the size and scale of american football but its there nonetheless :(
but yes, give me rugby any day
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2005, 14:11
Replies: 83
Views: 4,010
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Long hair or Short hair?

skinhead atm, did have a mohawk up until yesterday but got fed up with the hassle of spiking it everyday..

and on the topic of hairdressers, i havent been to one for at least five years, i either...
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jan 2005, 01:27
Replies: 31
Views: 2,414
Posted By TheBerk
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jan 2005, 23:25
Replies: 39
Views: 3,337
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Opera is a pile of bum nuts

hold the cursor just under the thread title, it shows the first x number of words then
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jan 2005, 20:13
Replies: 25
Views: 2,504
Posted By TheBerk
Re: How do I get this bottle open?

pliers (sp?) get a grip on whats left of the screw and pull maybe
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jan 2005, 20:21
Replies: 7
Views: 1,924
Posted By TheBerk
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2005, 19:32
Replies: 16
Views: 2,182
Posted By TheBerk
Re: I am a Killing Machine

wonder if we'll ever see it on robot wars
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 22 Jan 2005, 02:12
Replies: 12
Views: 3,366
Posted By TheBerk
stat changes for the speedgame

these are the changes in the stats for the speedgame (or should be at any rate)

Changes
Terran:
Harpy: Armour changed from 6 to 5.
Phoenix: Init changed from 4 to 3.
Gryphon: Armour changed...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jan 2005, 21:23
Replies: 22
Views: 2,611
Posted By TheBerk
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jan 2005, 21:22
Replies: 22
Views: 2,611
Posted By TheBerk
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jan 2005, 21:17
Replies: 32
Views: 3,641
Posted By TheBerk
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jan 2005, 23:08
Replies: 25
Views: 3,378
Posted By TheBerk
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 12 Jan 2005, 22:52
Replies: 83
Views: 9,164
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Speedgames?

argh my life is ruined because i wasnt given enough notice about this speedgame :'(

:p
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jan 2005, 20:11
Replies: 51
Views: 4,478
Posted By TheBerk
Re: just how black?

lucky man for not getting an infection
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jan 2005, 14:28
Replies: 416
Views: 28,565
Posted By TheBerk
Re: [Controversial Discussion] GOD

yes :p

i love the way you appear to assume i follow the bibles teachings..
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jan 2005, 14:21
Replies: 416
Views: 28,565
Posted By TheBerk
Re: [Controversial Discussion] GOD

having read that last bible quote.. couldnt that on just be a general 'thou shalt not work thine ass off all of the time, take a break' as opposed to you must have this 1 day off every week.
really,...
Forum: Departing PA Messages 5 Jan 2005, 19:53
Replies: 26
Views: 4,185
Posted By TheBerk
Re: byebye PA

i remember the days you used to cuss and berate people for using pre-launch...

you've changed :(
Forum: Departing PA Messages 3 Jan 2005, 22:31
Replies: 26
Views: 4,185
Posted By TheBerk
Re: byebye PA

all i have to say about that entire post is :

SHEER ARROGANCE

:p

oh well bub, sorry to see you go, was looking forwards to hitting you next round :(
gl in rl. maybe we can meet up at...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jan 2005, 13:23
Replies: 31
Ppd
Views: 2,904
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Ppd

0.37
Forum: General Discussions 30 Dec 2004, 09:34
Replies: 45
Views: 2,951
Posted By TheBerk
Re: This girl and me, doomed already?

a hockey stick provides a nice amount of leverage = mucho power

a football is a big ball, greater surface area. a hockey ball is small and solid, less surface area.

a hockey ball will hurt...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Dec 2004, 10:22
Replies: 46
Views: 3,517
Posted By TheBerk
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 28 Dec 2004, 12:33
Replies: 43
Views: 6,091
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Whats the average age of PA PLayers ?

lets see, started playing in school on lunch breaks, it lessons etc at 16, carried on till i was 18, came back aged 20, just became 21
Forum: General Discussions 27 Dec 2004, 13:00
Replies: 17
Views: 2,064
Posted By TheBerk
Re: make me feel good

and the thread gets hi-jacked :p

meh, never mind
Forum: General Discussions 27 Dec 2004, 12:23
Replies: 17
Views: 2,064
Posted By TheBerk
make me feel good

to those that care, its my birthday today :D the big old 21

ive always wanted to know what its like to be congratulated online for something like this by people i barely know ;)
Forum: General Discussions 25 Dec 2004, 11:06
Replies: 23
Views: 2,233
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Merry Kissmas

merry christmas peeps
Forum: Alliance Discussions 23 Dec 2004, 00:11
Replies: 55
Views: 5,926
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Rnd 13

too right, what the hell is in vegetarian lasagne anyway....

/me shudders
Forum: Alliance Discussions 23 Dec 2004, 00:09
Replies: 55
Views: 5,926
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Rnd 13

\o/ lasagne rules...

not the vegetarian option though, that doesnt rule
Forum: General Discussions 16 Dec 2004, 00:09
Replies: 9
Views: 5,299
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Chav Towns

"In my many years of working around the country I have never encountered somewhere so chavved-up as Kidderminster (Worcestershire).

Unfortunately I happen to work in a building above the local...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Dec 2004, 20:03
Replies: 33
Views: 3,843
Posted By TheBerk
Re: boredom

someone that agrees with me \o/

thermy, keep it simple, its as easy as that
Forum: General Discussions 8 Dec 2004, 23:57
Replies: 47
Views: 2,900
Posted By TheBerk
Re: What are you doing for Xmas?

christmas eve, get hammered down my local, shuffle downstairs in the morning on christmas day to spend some time with the mother, then to my grandparents for christmas dinner, back home for christmas...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Dec 2004, 00:48
Replies: 48
Views: 3,134
Posted By TheBerk
Re: looking for a game

and the raw materials are more expensive than they used to be..
they had to change the metal due to health fears over the old lead ones and this put the price up, gutting really
Forum: General Discussions 28 Nov 2004, 23:15
Replies: 42
Views: 2,402
Posted By TheBerk
Re: A Day in the life of a glorified forum admin

0900 wake up at friends
0930 throw stuff at said friend to wake the lazy bastard up
1030 wish friends mom a happy birthday
1100 eat a nice greasy fry up
1200 go to another friends house
1210...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Nov 2004, 01:56
Replies: 30
Views: 2,643
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Hotmail....?!

w00t, just realised mine has been upgraded... dunno how long its been that way though
Forum: General Discussions 21 Nov 2004, 22:15
Replies: 15
Views: 1,909
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Sleep (or lack thereof)

oh yeah, 40 hrs..
i forgot to go to sleep
no drugs or caffeine were involved
Forum: General Discussions 21 Nov 2004, 20:12
Replies: 15
Views: 1,909
Posted By TheBerk
Forum: Planetarion Suggestions 18 Nov 2004, 20:57
Replies: 18
Views: 2,887
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Wave Distorters...

id vote against removing amps and distorters myself, yes it is a war game, but wheres the war without the intel? 'can i actually overcome that planets ships? does he have the resources, research,...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Nov 2004, 22:20
Replies: 190
Views: 11,939
Posted By TheBerk
Re: what song is playing right now?

Avenged Sevenfold - Eternal Rest
Forum: General Discussions 4 Nov 2004, 19:48
Replies: 57
Views: 5,209
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Next Bond eh?

wasnt there an australian that played bond?? if only for 1 or 2 films...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Oct 2004, 00:18
Replies: 4
Views: 1,572
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Question

lame

plus a boomerang that doesnt come back is known as a hunting boomerang :p
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 16 Oct 2004, 19:15
Replies: 32
Views: 4,289
Posted By TheBerk
Re: the shuffle just started

me, ffs, its shafted the game, now people i know from my *old* cluster know my rulername etc, great start to the freakin round
Forum: General Discussions 16 Oct 2004, 00:43
Replies: 69
Views: 4,770
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Meanwhile in the depths of Africa

and why has noone mentioned the fact that the men (the ones the woman committed adutlery with) have got off scott free...... surely this is the biggest injustice / lack of equal rights that has been...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Oct 2004, 17:11
Replies: 10
Views: 1,514
Posted By TheBerk
Re: "it wisnae me"

all i want to know is... what did they intend to do with the body.. i mean its not ideal for ransoming is it
"stop your guinea pig breeding programme or we shall kill your.......... (shit shit shit,...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Oct 2004, 19:23
Replies: 50
Views: 3,752
Posted By TheBerk
Re: God getting you laid. Possibly. One day.

My idea of the perfect first date: i have no idea!! i have actually never been on a date. but i would just like something that whould let both of us just have some fun and get to know each other.
...
Forum: Strategic Discussions 10 Oct 2004, 02:20
Replies: 45
Views: 3,798
Posted By TheBerk
Re: advice on picking a race

from a person that questions alliance HC experience, to then ask crap questions about the round and races....

i really expected better..

wtf are you playing at jester?
Forum: Strategic Discussions 6 Oct 2004, 23:11
Replies: 45
Views: 3,798
Posted By TheBerk
Forum: General Discussions 30 Sep 2004, 21:36
Replies: 4
Views: 1,228
Posted By TheBerk
Re: mobile people #2

boo, it works for me, saves spending £30 on a data transfer cable, and as i have 125 free multimedia texts a month its a double bonus.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Sep 2004, 19:23
Replies: 4
Views: 1,228
Posted By TheBerk
Re: mobile people #2

send a multimedia message to your e-mail address ;)
Forum: General Discussions 30 Sep 2004, 19:13
Replies: 40
Views: 5,011
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Names.

i have a manager at work named Mr A Pratt..
Forum: Alliance Discussions 27 Sep 2004, 20:01
Replies: 26
Views: 4,316
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Round12 Alliances

Tides of Fire
Forum: General Discussions 22 Sep 2004, 13:10
Replies: 42
Views: 3,394
Posted By TheBerk
Re: super-markets

multi-vitamin fruit juice i think its called, damned nice stuff..
Forum: General Discussions 22 Sep 2004, 11:33
Replies: 51
Views: 5,186
Posted By TheBerk
Re: most annoying accent

black country is also known as yam yam ;)
how yaowm doin aaw? avery difficult accent to understand when its at its strongest, also some of the fastest speakers ive ever met
Forum: General Discussions 16 Sep 2004, 19:12
Replies: 12
Views: 1,702
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Will MP3's or the move away from sales of Singles in shops...

or they might do what they do in japan (so i heard) where they dont have singles, but albums get released as two disc affairs, with all the b-sides on a seperate disc
/me loves his expanded prodigy...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Sep 2004, 19:08
Replies: 54
Views: 3,672
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Fast Food Chains in North America that really should be in the UK and Vice-Versa

my local wethersponns has its regulars, 10am when it opens, the same people are always there ;)
Forum: Alliance Discussions 3 Sep 2004, 00:55
Replies: 177
Views: 17,607
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Sid and his fantastic stunts..

hey almey, nice to see your still picking arguements ;)

nice thread everyone btw :D
Forum: General Discussions 30 Aug 2004, 10:47
Replies: 77
Views: 4,985
Posted By TheBerk
Re: The Streets, 50 Cents and Rasmus all Bottled off stage at Reading

i didnt go to see them, but you could see the bottles flying at the rasmus from the campsite lol was teh funneh
Forum: General Discussions 18 Aug 2004, 09:14
Replies: 56
Views: 3,346
Posted By TheBerk
Re: So while we were out last night, we played the "I have never" game...

my uncle
/me shudders
and guess what he was in the military, i seriously wish id never heard him describe the game at a party when i was 15......
Forum: Planetarion Suggestions 12 Aug 2004, 11:50
Replies: 6
Views: 1,616
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Race groups

in response to the buddy thing, surely thats what people should have done anyway, me and my buddies did, we sat down and discussed what races we were going to be to try and get a mix.... we're not...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Aug 2004, 01:03
Replies: 35
Views: 2,385
Posted By TheBerk
Re: MSN font colours

bold, italic, franklin gothic, green for me... im male and straight (i think)
Forum: General Discussions 10 Aug 2004, 11:23
Replies: 577
Views: 21,150
Posted By TheBerk
Re: The GD Truth Thread

mushrooms

bong or joint?
Forum: Planetarion Suggestions 10 Aug 2004, 10:27
Replies: 8
Views: 1,804
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Multiple targetting and ship specialisation

wouldnt this be a bit more practical....

/me coughs 'shameless idea bump' ;)
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 9 Aug 2004, 23:46
Replies: 43
Views: 5,791
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Planetarion Downtime

boo... this is my 1 night this week that i am actually able to stay up all night :( and i cant get my fix

/me gibbers in the corner
Forum: Planetarion Suggestions 1 Aug 2004, 11:37
Replies: 25
Views: 2,433
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Old System

just a quick thought, havent had a good think over it so it might just be bollox and highly impractical...

why should fighters have 3 targets, they are tiny ships made for a specific target and...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 30 Jul 2004, 11:32
Replies: 39
Views: 5,659
Posted By TheBerk
Re: New Planetarion Community Initiative.

lol.
well, you got my support boyo :D
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jul 2004, 10:44
Replies: 2
Views: 2,583
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Final Fantasy Unlimited

ive got a friend that has, and he loves it....
/me runs to his house to steal it
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jul 2004, 00:07
Replies: 8
Views: 1,753
Posted By TheBerk
Re: 8 extra holiday days

i get 50 days holiday a year anyway :p
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 25 Jul 2004, 04:53
Replies: 39
Views: 5,659
Posted By TheBerk
Re: New Planetarion Community Initiative.

theres been too much whining and complaining. what alch is proposing is pretty much what he was doing before he was sacked... he cares enough to carry on with this job, i say fair play to him.
good...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jul 2004, 19:50
Replies: 99
Views: 5,157
Posted By TheBerk
Re: I'm such a twat

sunday... what a load of crap.... speed limits are there for a damn reason, and i believe the post 1-X refers to was something about overtaking cars and racing another driver... that doesnt seem safe...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 21 Jul 2004, 23:47
Replies: 151
Views: 17,078
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Demoted by jolt

boo hiss...
ive come back to this game after P2P was introduced (as i can now actually PAY for an account) and the whole place is going to shambles...
Forum: Planetarion Suggestions 20 Jul 2004, 22:29
Replies: 15
Views: 2,921
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Research trees and such

being the covert op whore that i am, i kinda like it ;) would make for a very interesting game....
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jul 2004, 06:36
Replies: 4
Views: 2,317
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Lawyers and Internet Games....

i think he means details of said users as in coords etc, not home phone number......
Forum: Strategic Discussions 5 Jul 2004, 08:25
Replies: 9
Views: 3,750
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Running Covert Operations

10 agents = 1 asteroid destroyed :)
20 = 2 roids destroyed

last round you needed 50 agents to blow up a construction....
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jun 2004, 19:22
Replies: 58
Views: 4,789
Posted By TheBerk
Re: What kinds of beer/ alcoholic drinks does everybody enjoy.

Snakebite :D sheer head-****, lol
Wifebeater, always a good un
Agwa, a kind of spirit designed to be mixed in with a pint, great for a good night
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 25 Jun 2004, 07:55
Replies: 25
Views: 3,963
Posted By TheBerk
Re: GOD &%*$ing &$*#it

what is the capital of oslo? is it norway :p
Forum: Alliance Discussions 21 Jun 2004, 03:42
Replies: 153
Views: 16,708
Posted By TheBerk
Re: A Warning to all Planetarion Alliances

LordNoble. i dont give a sh!t who did what and where, just shut the hell up and play the game if youre gonna play, anything that happened back in DG can stay there as far as i am concerned, this is...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jun 2004, 02:14
Replies: 30
Views: 2,694
Posted By TheBerk
Re: I'm back

/me plays Mana Short. all lands are tapped, you cannot play that card ;)
Forum: Alliance Discussions 21 Jun 2004, 01:03
Replies: 153
Views: 16,708
Posted By TheBerk
Re: A Warning to all Planetarion Alliances

can i point out that this is Planetarion, not DG, ffs, who cares what BigD did or didnt do way back when, this is a DIFFERENT game with a fresh start. LordNoble, shut up
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 18 Jun 2004, 19:59
Replies: 52
Views: 7,833
Posted By TheBerk
Re: IP sharing...

/me takes notes on how to multi lol
but on a serious note though, im going on holiday for a week next week, and the person im am stopping with is in my galaxy and buddy pack, so essentially this...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 14 Jun 2004, 11:35
Replies: 10
Views: 2,147
Posted By TheBerk
Re: LOL. "VIVE LA FRANCE "?

specially as nationalism means something different doesnt it??
Forum: Alliance Discussions 14 Jun 2004, 03:27
Replies: 153
Views: 16,708
Posted By TheBerk
Re: A Warning to all Planetarion Alliances

damnit..
BigD, i really hope i meet u in #ToF now :D i dont give a shit if youve been branded an asshole, a c**t or whatever, you sound like a helluva lot of fun :D
and to the others that have...
Forum: Alliance Discussions 13 Jun 2004, 18:13
Replies: 153
Views: 16,708
Posted By TheBerk
Re: A Warning to all Planetarion Alliances

really, musta missed him :(

hopefuly see him tonight though :)
Forum: Alliance Discussions 13 Jun 2004, 18:03
Replies: 153
Views: 16,708
Posted By TheBerk
Re: A Warning to all Planetarion Alliances

send him to #tof, i wanna met him :)
Forum: Alliance Discussions 13 Jun 2004, 16:15
Replies: 153
Views: 16,708
Posted By TheBerk
Re: A Warning to all Planetarion Alliances

oooh, the excitement :D

/me wants him in his alliance now :)
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 13 Jun 2004, 05:13
Replies: 17
i21
Views: 2,306
Posted By TheBerk
Re: i21

3 question

when is it?
is there alcohol?
where is it?
is there alcohol?

i know thats 4 questions... but 1 was so important it had to be asked twice :p
Forum: Alliance Recruitment 12 Jun 2004, 14:35
Replies: 29
Views: 4,973
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Tide of Fire Recruitment is now OPEN

hhhmmm, dont really want to post in this thread, but i feel i must.

if you do wish to join Tides of Fire, please come to #ToF and speak to an op, do not just apply ingame, the HC's want to speak...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 12 Jun 2004, 11:44
Replies: 42
Views: 4,792
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Why 8pm on a Friday night?

nah, i work monday nights, so thats a bad idea :p
lol
tbh i really doubt theyre going to change the start time now, just remember to campaign for next round so they kind find another start time,...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 12 Jun 2004, 01:13
Replies: 33
Views: 3,583
Posted By TheBerk
Re: The Login Questions

1+ +Silly+ +Question=

what kind of a log in question is that, or am i merely too dense and tired to grasp its meaning??
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 11 Jun 2004, 03:01
Replies: 42
Views: 4,792
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Why 8pm on a Friday night?

its friday night.... club night for a lot of people, payday too
having said that im skint anyway so ill be here
/me is sad :)
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jun 2004, 02:39
Replies: 26
Views: 3,365
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Jesus ****ing Christ

argh, dont scare me like that
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jun 2004, 14:06
Replies: 21
Views: 2,002
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Illuminati :(

i love the boat one. if you tilt the horizon 25 degrees it means the boat is angled 33 degrees from the new horizon,
wow, wish i could think like that :D
Forum: Alliance Discussions 3 Jun 2004, 02:23
Replies: 36
Views: 3,759
Posted By TheBerk
Re: A Question

thats because he isnt, merely trying to find out what people look for when they join an alliance, and what makes a good alliance, ermm.. good.

personally im in an alliance for the community first,...
Forum: Planetarion Suggestions 24 May 2004, 15:11
Replies: 15
Views: 4,828
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Proposal: Micromanagement

ill just buy the Sims and rule over them :p hehe
Forum: Alliance Discussions 24 May 2004, 14:39
Replies: 78
Views: 10,404
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Round 11 Alliances

Tides of Fire will be playing next round.
ooh yeah baby
Forum: General Discussions 21 May 2004, 06:56
Replies: 21
Views: 1,962
Posted By TheBerk
Forum: Alliance Recruitment 21 May 2004, 05:45
Replies: 29
Views: 4,973
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Tide of Fire Recruitment is now OPEN

cheers cayl.
those of you who are/were Valhalla, might already know that i have left.
i will be joining pathogen in Tides of Fire next round, i believe he will do well for us.
feel free to contact...
Forum: Alliance Discussions 20 May 2004, 03:52
Replies: 20
Views: 4,475
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Valhalla

id like to say i was proud to be in Valhalla, many nights of sleep were lost due to staying up and talking to other members until the early hours. most defence calls i saw (and made) were heeded and...
Forum: General Discussions 20 May 2004, 01:53
Replies: 31
Views: 2,384
Posted By TheBerk
Re: "It's not illegal if you don't get caught"

you get shandy in cans you pleb, its normally cruddy stuff with 'not more than 0.5% volume' but its still shandy
Forum: Alliance Discussions 18 May 2004, 12:29
Replies: 12
Views: 2,299
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Empire of Valhalla - Merger Update

even if they happen to be HC? as far as i know the HC's are all active, or if they havent been at any time it has been due to out of game problems
Forum: General Discussions 16 May 2004, 20:38
Replies: 11
Views: 2,006
Posted By TheBerk
Re: this is scary

and ive seen the subservient chicken link on another forum, the **** wouldnt do what i asked him too
Forum: General Discussions 16 May 2004, 20:36
Replies: 11
Views: 2,006
Posted By TheBerk
Re: this is scary

the yeti one? where you have to hit the penguin as far as you can???
my score is 596.6 on that. for a single hit that is,
Forum: General Discussions 16 May 2004, 17:22
Replies: 64
Views: 4,820
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Its going to be 70 degrees today

lol, im sitting in my room with the windows open, enjoying the sun in my own special way, drinking vodka and watching the world go by. is the only way to live
Forum: General Discussions 16 May 2004, 06:45
Replies: 29
Views: 2,804
Posted By TheBerk
Re: The Pope is making someone who committed suicide a saint.

how can this be seen as effectively commiting suicide??? she wanted for her child to live, to have the gift of life, surely this is a glorious thing?? does that mean jesus effectively commited...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 16 May 2004, 03:00
Replies: 42
Views: 3,169
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Round 11, Changelog

ah ha, cheers
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 16 May 2004, 00:23
Replies: 42
Views: 3,169
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Round 11, Changelog

- Traveltime is now class-based, +0 tick for FI+CO, +1 for FR & DE, +2 for CR+BS

how will fleet slots work?? and how many will there be??

for example:

youve got 2 lots of ships with...
Forum: General Discussions 14 May 2004, 18:05
Replies: 32
Views: 4,000
Posted By TheBerk
Re: Socialism thread for 14/5/04: Americans try to ban lowcut pants

at the moment im having the same arguement with my manager at work, i wear my trousers low because that is comfortable to me, i do not feel comfortable with my trousers at the 'proper' height. ive...
Forum: Planetarion Suggestions 14 May 2004, 17:31
Replies: 13
Views: 1,723
Posted By TheBerk
Re: how to deal with cheats

how many times someone covert ops another planet?? hell no, that isnt a good indicator, in my experience when people find an easy target they keep that target until such a time as the target gets...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 13 May 2004, 03:10
Replies: 14
Views: 2,806
Posted By TheBerk
Re: howdy

ermm, how healthy is it with the pc 6 inches away from the bed??
Forum: General Discussions 4 May 2004, 04:01
Replies: 69
Views: 3,673
Posted By TheBerk
Re: gateway drugs!

might as well add my 2 pence worth :D

drugs are bad 'mmkay

lol, yes the gateway theory is right to a certain extent, i found it to be true myself, it became easier to access new drugs, my...
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