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Forum: General Discussions 29 Apr 2010, 10:35
Replies: 12
Views: 4,974
Posted By madi
Re: Philosophy

pretty sure you should be posting that, but she is one bendy woman
Forum: General Discussions 29 Apr 2010, 10:30
Replies: 98
Views: 33,253
Posted By madi
Re: Almost a decade!

horror indead, i had a chap just ask me if i ever play online games, i said i used to, should i own up to this?
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2010, 10:32
Replies: 41
Views: 18,229
Posted By madi
Re: Signs you are getting grown up

Have just been meeting with the other senior managers in my division and it appears that they are well aware that they have a raving loony on the team despite me doing my best impression of a regular...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 20 Jan 2010, 14:42
Replies: 107
Views: 59,756
Posted By madi
Re: Oh dear oh dear

sounds like an advert


(not that i mind an advert, i have returned to see what is going on and found out not much, would rather you found a way to say what your new game is called though,...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 20 Jan 2010, 14:37
Replies: 107
Views: 59,756
Posted By madi
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jan 2010, 11:22
Replies: 31
Views: 5,957
Posted By madi
Re: Whats the LAST thing you purchased?

i just ordered a kitchen, had to sent the cabinet maker a cheque this morning, will shortly be going to buy myself a quarter pounder with cheese and a latte from mcdonalds.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jan 2010, 11:20
Replies: 57
Views: 15,630
Posted By madi
Re: who still alive?

never really been sexy, just skinny and a bit slutty.

am less slutty now lol, feeling old and a bit nostalgic today.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jan 2010, 11:07
Replies: 41
Views: 18,229
Posted By madi
Re: Signs you are getting grown up

i feel old today,
at least on the outside where i pulled a muscle in my shoulder getting out of bed, am wearing a suit, am sat in my office deciding the future of a department, have just ordered a...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jan 2010, 10:45
Replies: 57
Views: 15,630
Posted By madi
Re: who still alive?

I am not dead, but i am old.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Oct 2007, 14:56
Replies: 9
Views: 3,762
Posted By madi
Re: Man's Benefits of Getting Married

i am pretty sure that married men live longer, if that is any compensation for the decades of nagging or simply more punishment i am not sure.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Aug 2006, 15:37
Replies: 9
Views: 2,527
Posted By madi
made me laugh

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said, "Stop! Don't do it!"

"Why shouldn't I?" he said.

I said, "Well, there's...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Aug 2006, 15:29
Replies: 71
Views: 7,287
Posted By madi
Re: Women

this thread made me laugh
Forum: General Discussions 22 May 2006, 13:30
Replies: 66
Views: 4,496
Posted By madi
Re: the da vinci code

I bought the book at a super market for 99p and the check out girl said 'it will change your life' so i think it might be quite thought provoking for someone who has never really thought about...
Forum: General Discussions 18 May 2006, 11:52
Replies: 32
Views: 4,320
Posted By madi
Re: Sooo, I am 40 today

happy birthday for yesterday, you can be pretty damn sexy at 40 famke janssen, cindy crawford, liz hurley, linda evangelista... (http://www.sky.com/showbiz/picture_gallery/0,,50002-1185156,00.html)
Forum: General Discussions 18 May 2006, 11:37
Replies: 31
Views: 2,215
Posted By madi
Re: I think i'm about to die

why get so drunk? surely there is no pleasure in it? are you alcoholic?
Forum: General Discussions 14 May 2006, 17:10
Replies: 47
Views: 4,238
Posted By madi
Re: Your Nickname

what are you doing here?
(am interested in how people find themselves posting here)

oh and my nick is my name
Forum: General Discussions 14 May 2006, 17:08
Replies: 43
Views: 3,838
Posted By madi
Re: My mum

I am sorry for your loss.

dont worry that you are feeling differently to the rest of your family or that you arent feeling what you are supposed to or anything like that.
when all the doing and...
Forum: General Discussions 10 May 2006, 21:50
Replies: 283
Views: 17,324
Posted By madi
Re: Dace Paradise

you sound like a normal teenager to me

but what do i know, i actually am twice your age :)
Forum: General Discussions 10 May 2006, 21:30
Replies: 57
Views: 6,589
Posted By madi
Re: look what i did

http://img125.imageshack.us/my.php?image=end5bw.jpg
a picture of me and my dogs after 8 hours and 40 minutes of hiking up and down hills.


and tomkat, regarding the head stabbing thread, it may...
Forum: General Discussions 10 May 2006, 21:17
Replies: 27
Views: 1,893
Posted By madi
Re: Some help please

find a B&B or take a tent :-)
a cottage will probably want you to pay for the whole week.
Forum: General Discussions 10 May 2006, 12:16
Replies: 85
Views: 5,995
Posted By madi
Re: GD, a hair problem

use conditioner, and then a fluff reducing product such as frizz ease secret agent (not the serum)
or go get an x tenso treatment at your hairdresser (about £20) that will reduce the volume of your...
Forum: General Discussions 9 May 2006, 21:50
Replies: 283
Views: 17,324
Posted By madi
Re: Dace Paradise

i know
but when i walked to the train this afternoon and there were blubbery teenagers everywhere.
girls didnt all have spare tires in my day.
Forum: General Discussions 9 May 2006, 21:49
Replies: 57
Views: 6,589
Posted By madi
look what i did

http://www.walkingenglishman.com/dales1.htm
i did that walk in 8 hours and 20 minutes on friday.

i did however cry at the top of the third hill.


just wanted to share (got an internet...
Forum: General Discussions 9 May 2006, 21:33
Replies: 283
Views: 17,324
Posted By madi
Re: Dace Paradise

its the fatness of teenagers that really repulses me, even more than the illiteracy.
10 years ago teenage girls didn’t have saggy fat jelly bellies and bulbous fat backs squelching over the top of...
Forum: General Discussions 9 May 2006, 21:17
Replies: 283
Views: 17,324
Posted By madi
Re: Dace Paradise

if someone would kindly invite all those chavs to a fake free rave party somewhere reasonably remote i will arrange the explosives.

bring back national service.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Apr 2006, 19:56
Replies: 56
Views: 6,412
Posted By madi
Re: Strip Clubs

i reckon its kind of like 3D porn, plastic girls wearing too much make up and bad shoes faking enjoyment so that you dont need to use your imagination as much when wanking.

i'd rather meet someone...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Mar 2006, 16:11
Replies: 43
Views: 3,096
Posted By madi
Re: What words If any

i never manage to type the r on the end of your, neither when typing on a keyboard or when writing a message on my phone.
have no idea why and it is more odd than annoying as even though i know i do...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2006, 13:55
Replies: 106
Views: 7,652
Posted By madi
Re: Yahwe's Career

I say try it for a bit, if you find a challenging job with interest and autonomy you might quite like it and if there isnt enough money to keep you in decent champagne a proper suits you can always...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Mar 2006, 17:13
Replies: 14
Views: 2,635
Posted By madi
Re: BBC climate change

cant you link a few computers up to do it faster?
i am no geek but i have 7 or 8 lurking about in the spare room, ask around and find a few people who have spare or second machines they can lend...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Mar 2006, 10:28
Replies: 20
Views: 2,495
Posted By madi
Re: Rocking my Final Evaluation

i cant believe you sat and typed this when you were two hours late instead of running as fast as you could to explain your situation and show what you had done yesterday.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Mar 2006, 22:21
Replies: 58
Views: 5,732
Posted By madi
Re: dumbest injury

that is excellent, really made me laugh, worked much better than reading about other peoples injuries too :-)

and that is just where i am going to have the scar :-(
Forum: General Discussions 18 Mar 2006, 21:43
Replies: 58
Views: 5,732
Posted By madi
dumbest injury

Last night i stabbed myself in the forhead with a kitchen knife,

Anyone who can beat that for stupidity wins a prize.


it bled like nothing i have known and when it finally sealed the blood...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2006, 18:14
Replies: 45
Views: 2,966
Posted By madi
Re: Cyber cheating?

reading that log made my eyes hurt,
you should not get back with her, she appears to have a mental age of about 5.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2006, 12:10
Replies: 33
Views: 3,148
Posted By madi
Re: Im interested to see who else

p.s. shaved balls and trimmed top hair always makes me laugh at rude movies.
george michael designer stubble of the groin.

not sure if i am the only girl that finds this off putting, but i am...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2006, 12:08
Replies: 33
Views: 3,148
Posted By madi
Re: Im interested to see who else

i had all mine lasered (pulsed light therapy) off, it hurt like hell and you have to do it several times to kill off each growth cycle and the downy fluff gets waxed off now.
not sure how it would...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2006, 17:01
Replies: 36
Views: 3,601
Posted By madi
Forum: General Discussions 21 Feb 2006, 16:28
Replies: 54
Views: 5,540
Posted By madi
Re: To increse activity

apparently i am Che Guievara, i have my own revolutionary arty style and dying tragically on a mountain appeals to me.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Feb 2006, 11:19
Replies: 38
Views: 3,969
Posted By madi
Re: Education as opposed to innate intelligence

you should have told him sooner, but if he really is bright then 3 months is plenty of time for him to learn how to do it right.

you need to tell him that he must apply himself to learning this...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Feb 2006, 10:31
Replies: 24
Views: 2,677
Posted By madi
Forum: General Discussions 7 Feb 2006, 15:42
Replies: 72
Views: 4,836
Posted By madi
Re: ITT, You predict a horrible method by which Kura is going to die

i would say it sounds like you arent looking after yourself properly, are a bit malnourished and have a slightly supressed immune system because of this.

are you eating a healthy well balanced...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Feb 2006, 16:57
Replies: 68
Views: 6,174
Posted By madi
Re: Things you do that you are ashamed of

plenty, but nothing i am ashamed of :p
Forum: General Discussions 6 Feb 2006, 15:42
Replies: 32
Views: 2,786
Posted By madi
Re: A lovely sad rant for you to tear me apart over

you need to change your life, the current pattern simply isnt working for you.
dont expect anyone around you to change or meet your needs (why the hell should they)
you need to make the difference...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Feb 2006, 22:30
Replies: 68
Views: 6,174
Posted By madi
Re: Things you do that you are ashamed of

i have been known to blow my nose on washing as it goes into the machine, i didnt think there was anything wrong with it until my bf freaked out,
and i pee in the shower.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2006, 16:46
Replies: 14
Views: 2,366
Posted By madi
Re: Proud of myself and a small dilemma

stay for a couple of months, the recognition within the company will be worth it from a career point of view.

and get a bit of a pay off for it too, tell them you are loosing a flat rental deposit...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2006, 14:25
Replies: 48
Views: 3,676
Posted By madi
Re: Talk about awkward coincidence

because you are poor it is ok to steal? or is it only ok to steal from rich people?
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2006, 10:26
Replies: 48
Views: 3,676
Posted By madi
Re: Talk about awkward coincidence

You are a tit and should have said something like ...
'sorry sweety, check out page 11 there is a diary entry, i found the book at work the other day and am going to give it back to senator girl...
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jan 2006, 22:43
Replies: 82
Views: 9,289
Posted By madi
Re: How to dump your girlfriend in 3 easy steps (for pig!)

i quite fancy her, she looks all passionate and emotional and has a great mouth
Forum: Clownshoe Corner 31 Jan 2006, 22:43
Replies: 82
Views: 227,288
Posted By madi
Re: How to dump your girlfriend in 3 easy steps (for pig!)

i quite fancy her, she looks all passionate and emotional and has a great mouth
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jan 2006, 17:42
Replies: 7
Views: 1,771
Posted By madi
Re: Old Person Hair Is Coming To Get Me

i pulled out my first grey hair last week, it was a bit of a shock but i am still hoping it was a one off.
should it not be i will reach for the nice and easy and no one will ever know :)
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jan 2006, 13:46
Replies: 16
Views: 2,070
Posted By madi
i want

an mp3 or some such of this (http://www.youtube.com/w/Hooked-on-a-feeling?v=Gi2CfuqcUGE&search=hooked%20paranoia) song

you lot are generally more nerdy than me, i have googled a bit but have thus...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jan 2006, 13:37
Replies: 72
Views: 6,044
Posted By madi
Re: Oh my little fluffykins, I do so adore you, please be mine....

roses are red
violets are blue
fancy a threesome?
your best mates hot too
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jan 2006, 18:21
Replies: 2
Views: 2,002
Posted By madi
Re: flumpf

:)

made me laugh
that will do instead

x
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jan 2006, 16:57
Replies: 2
Views: 2,002
Posted By madi
flumpf

i have been building up the courage for 2 days to call a woman who is going to shout and cry at me because she is a bit mental and i am going to tell her she cant have what she wants, she will scream...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jan 2006, 10:13
Replies: 28
Views: 3,559
Posted By madi
Re: Neighbours Plane Crash

actually she did a number 2 in her pants
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jan 2006, 13:49
Replies: 19
Views: 3,295
Posted By madi
Re: Mineral water & Honey Mustard

i add a slosh of robinsons no added sugar apple and blackcurrent to my water and it is yummy.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jan 2006, 11:12
Replies: 15
Views: 3,994
Posted By madi
Re: I smell gas...

writing an 'i might be dead by the morning, goodnight' thread and then not posting again in the morning isn't funny !!?!?!?

have visions of tomorrows metro headline about the dangers of not...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jan 2006, 14:31
Replies: 80
Views: 6,465
Posted By madi
Re: 2006 GD Fitness Challenge

not that this will match up with anything that you boys want to do but

i am 5"8", weigh 9 stone and have 25% body fat (i am thin but a bit squidgy)
my aim is to lower that to 15% by the end of...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jan 2006, 16:06
Replies: 28
Views: 3,498
Posted By madi
Re: Being Dumped !!!

sounds like you didnt love her so no great loss, buy your toy meet someone new and live happily ever after :)
Forum: General Discussions 23 Dec 2005, 10:59
Replies: 50
Views: 5,345
Posted By madi
Smile Merry Christmas everyone

Hope you all get your hearts desire, be it something shiney and new or world peace

see you next year :)


xxx x
Forum: General Discussions 22 Dec 2005, 14:20
Replies: 55
Views: 4,200
Posted By madi
Re: Gay 'marriage'

actually i do, and tend not to read or watch the news too much because it is so annoying

i spend a lot of time pissed off

(and a registry office is public, with a public notice being posted so...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Dec 2005, 13:57
Replies: 55
Views: 4,200
Posted By madi
Re: Gay 'marriage'

i dont think it is sinister, but it is an incorrect name for the agreement.

the media description includes a pair of ' which is why i did in my title, as the union is actually a civil partnership...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Dec 2005, 13:04
Replies: 55
Views: 4,200
Posted By madi
Gay 'marriage'

today the front page of the metro showed a gay english couple getting 'married' yesterday a scottish couple and the day before and irish couple.

i am very much in favour of people getting all...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Dec 2005, 17:59
Replies: 123
Views: 8,983
Posted By madi
Re: I'm thinking about joining the Communist Party

its more than just any one thing that made us take over the planet, we have thumbs for a start.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Dec 2005, 17:24
Replies: 123
Views: 8,983
Posted By madi
Re: I'm thinking about joining the Communist Party

i didnt respond fully to your long winded reply as i didnt do more than skim through it, and as it would appear to be a knee jerk well rehearsed response it would seem that i decided right.

my...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Dec 2005, 16:33
Replies: 123
Views: 8,983
Posted By madi
Re: I'm thinking about joining the Communist Party

you must have an awful lot of spare time to write all that in the middle of the day. i didnt bother explaining the background to my thoughts as i am to busy earning a living so that i can buy shoes...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Dec 2005, 16:29
Replies: 123
Views: 8,983
Posted By madi
Forum: General Discussions 20 Dec 2005, 12:24
Replies: 123
Views: 8,983
Posted By madi
Re: I'm thinking about joining the Communist Party

wont work, people by their very nature are too greedy (it is part of why we are a successful species)

people dont want to live for the common good because they all want the best and there isnt...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Dec 2005, 11:57
Replies: 23
Views: 2,645
Posted By madi
Re: Attitudes

how about make it all legal, make it all cheap and let all the idiots kill themselves off?

would save a lot of crime and oppression etc
Forum: General Discussions 29 Nov 2005, 17:01
Replies: 27
Views: 4,266
Posted By madi
Re: Take That

sexoring, is that something like buggery?
Forum: General Discussions 29 Nov 2005, 15:54
Replies: 11
Views: 2,301
Posted By madi
Re: A problem I have when writing and speaking I guess

and pig there is nothing wrong with would've,
if you are already thinking about it when you say it then it wont take you long to change the o to an a
Forum: General Discussions 29 Nov 2005, 15:53
Replies: 11
Views: 2,301
Posted By madi
Re: A problem I have when writing and speaking I guess

me too.

if you were to read my posts outloud in a voice 50% posh totty and 50% buxom milk maid you would be about spot on.
which is probably why it looks a bit odd when typed.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Nov 2005, 17:47
Replies: 9
Views: 2,173
Posted By madi
Re: Naked Wrestling

the kick in the head was not sporting,
naked mud wrestling however should always be encouraged.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Nov 2005, 11:05
Replies: 20
Views: 2,366
Posted By madi
Re: really really stupid things to do at work :(

i expect your area manager is quite aware of swear words.

it isnt like you said 'our area manager is a right **** isnt he?'
Forum: General Discussions 18 Nov 2005, 15:50
Replies: 22
Views: 4,139
Posted By madi
Re: powerball / gyroscope thingies

as it spins faster it is harder to hold on to and thus makes you stronger
Forum: General Discussions 18 Nov 2005, 15:49
Replies: 22
Views: 4,139
Posted By madi
Re: powerball / gyroscope thingies

when you first start make circles your arm from about the elbow to get it going and as it starts to make the hum noise use less and less of a circle until you are spinning it with just wrist action....
Forum: General Discussions 17 Nov 2005, 18:45
Replies: 22
Views: 2,551
Posted By madi
Re: I'll bring my man-size tissues...

are you planning to fiddle with yourself in the back row?
Forum: General Discussions 16 Nov 2005, 17:18
Replies: 58
Views: 4,474
Posted By madi
Re: Are we, as a species, screwed?

we have advanced pretty quickly in the last few thousand years, what makes you so sure we wont continue?
Forum: General Discussions 16 Nov 2005, 10:43
Replies: 58
Views: 4,474
Posted By madi
Re: Are we, as a species, screwed?

i didnt read all the replies so i may be way off the mark as far as the flow of this thread goes, but who really gives a crap.

was discussing the wrongness of so many stupid people being alive...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Nov 2005, 13:37
Replies: 24
Views: 2,600
Posted By madi
Re: Because you cant copy this much into an irc channel easily

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:


I committed suicide: wonder if you were more mental than i thought

I said I liked you: wonder if you really had any idea who i am

I kissed you: depends where

I...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Nov 2005, 11:22
Replies: 10
Views: 2,146
Posted By madi
Re: Hold on there fella's...

he is quite repulsive, slightly brain dead and grubby, the virus probably left of its own accord.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Nov 2005, 18:40
Replies: 28
Views: 2,811
Posted By madi
Re: Is... [rep]

perhaps you just post something really crap every 10 or so days
Forum: General Discussions 10 Nov 2005, 11:16
Replies: 15
Views: 1,855
Posted By madi
Re: job dilemma-ness

experience is pretty important now that you can get a degree free with a packet of cornflakes, especially if you are working in the public sector (liberaries right?) where it has always been valued....
Forum: General Discussions 9 Nov 2005, 13:23
Replies: 84
Views: 14,586
Posted By madi
Re: omg gf problems - problem with gfs conservative parents gd help me

so you should be
tut

all women (except the really stupid ones) should be treated like princesses
Forum: General Discussions 9 Nov 2005, 13:07
Replies: 84
Views: 14,586
Posted By madi
Re: omg gf problems - problem with gfs conservative parents gd help me

if she is feeling that her parents arent treating her with the level of respect she believes her maturity deserves then that is something she needs to speak to them about.
it is not a childish thing...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Nov 2005, 10:01
Replies: 123
Views: 16,846
Posted By madi
Re: Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.

i am pretty sure you dont need to have your account deleted to not post here anymore, having one does not force you to type nor does having one deleted prevent you from ever posting again

if you...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Nov 2005, 17:00
Replies: 41
Views: 2,918
Posted By madi
Re: tension of opposites

you only want her again now she is shagging someone else, you will get over it.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Oct 2005, 16:31
Replies: 42
Views: 3,534
Posted By madi
Re: Clearly, Basically, Literally

clearly the most annoying words currently being over used are hero and celebrity, basically they have become literally meaningless.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Oct 2005, 16:24
Replies: 55
Views: 5,168
Posted By madi
Re: uninteresting trivial facts- add yours

millions of pounds of tax payers money is wasted on middle management in the NHS
Forum: General Discussions 27 Oct 2005, 11:22
Replies: 81
Views: 7,323
Posted By madi
Re: [E/N] "Viewers of a nervous disposition are advised to look away ... now"

she must be a bit of a slapper, i wouldnt go on a second date with a man who got blind drunk on the first.
just get a bit merry this time and she might tickle your wotsit a bit :-)
Forum: General Discussions 25 Oct 2005, 15:12
Replies: 9
Views: 2,119
Posted By madi
Re: Play you too with my woman

old enough to have been george bushed :-) (http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/georgie.htm)
Forum: General Discussions 25 Oct 2005, 09:23
Replies: 66
Views: 6,236
Posted By madi
Re: Nerd Test

i am somewhat nerdy :-) 48%
Forum: General Discussions 24 Oct 2005, 17:29
Replies: 39
Views: 4,045
Posted By madi
Re: What would you miss?

If you can buy twinnings loose leaf assam tea there and lots of fresh ingredients, i dont think i would miss anything at all.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Oct 2005, 09:40
Replies: 31
Views: 3,694
Posted By madi
Re: The Beginning......

i have been annoying people by spouting crap around her for nearly 5 years, i was researching online multiplayer games and i got a bit of a crush on a galaxy mate and hung around, now this place is a...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Oct 2005, 15:09
Replies: 18
Views: 2,343
Posted By madi
Re: flatmate trouble

Just tell him, appoach it from the 'hi, this isnt a nice thing to tell you but there is some gossip about you around at the moment that isnt very flattering, a couple of girls have been saying you...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Oct 2005, 12:04
Replies: 22
Views: 2,455
Posted By madi
Re: Probably late but

he is a dish, he could save the world while charming his way into my pants any time.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Oct 2005, 09:57
Replies: 89
Views: 4,479
Posted By madi
Re: Fetish

nope, just joining in while i am waiting for my tea to brew.
its not like anything i say could possibly shock or surprise anyone around here anyway is it?

but some things are more real and...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Oct 2005, 09:52
Replies: 38
Views: 2,686
Posted By madi
Re: I think we should all shed a tear

The image is blocked, what does the t-shirt say?
Forum: General Discussions 18 Oct 2005, 09:38
Replies: 38
Views: 2,686
Posted By madi
Re: I think we should all shed a tear

only read the first post and just had to say, she must have had one hell of a set of teeth and jaw muscles to bite straight through a willy.
he would have been able to knock her unconcious before...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Oct 2005, 09:34
Replies: 89
Views: 4,479
Posted By madi
Re: Fetish

am not telling
Forum: General Discussions 17 Oct 2005, 08:52
Replies: 35
Views: 4,284
Posted By madi
Re: This geezer...

he is quite disgusting,
i would have been tempted to squirt him with air freshener and then prod him out of the establishment with a broom handle.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Oct 2005, 17:08
Replies: 43
Views: 3,687
Posted By madi
Re: I formally challenge Yahwe to a duel to the ban.

this would only be true if genius = idiocy
Forum: General Discussions 13 Oct 2005, 13:16
Replies: 40
Views: 2,572
Posted By madi
Re: I Knew It!!!

what kind of idiots did they test?
after being shown what is correct and what is not they only got just over half of them right.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Oct 2005, 11:04
Replies: 64
Views: 4,875
Posted By madi
Re: Something worries me

arent you the one who never washes his clothes?
you must smell disgusting,
i shall have to try and forget the mental image i now have of you or i shant be able to eat my lunch, quite repulsive.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Oct 2005, 10:15
Replies: 60
Views: 4,426
Posted By madi
Re: Big bi Manson's big bi angst thread

arent gay men supposed to be quite slutty (a bit of will and grace bias here i am afraid)
so if he is a bit gay and fancies you back then wont simply accidentally putting your hand on his knee do...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Oct 2005, 09:59
Replies: 64
Views: 4,875
Posted By madi
Re: Something worries me

everything from living in a dirty stinking pit to drinking vodka until you puke up blood rather smacks of some pretty serious depression.

a couple of tins of black paint ought to complete the look.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Oct 2005, 09:57
Replies: 137
Views: 9,067
Posted By madi
Re: GF forced to quit job, advice needed.

oh and she should insist of a good reference as she no longer desires to work for a company with such terrible staff management.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Oct 2005, 09:56
Replies: 137
Views: 9,067
Posted By madi
Re: GF forced to quit job, advice needed.

she should get a meeting with the boss of the man who fired her, i expect he will have been asked to lower his staff travel budget and thought this would be a cheap and simple way of doing so (new...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Oct 2005, 11:29
Replies: 9
Views: 1,741
Posted By madi
Re: fake ebay emails :(

i get loads too,
if they arent addressed to you personally (i.e. dear ebay user) they are fake.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Oct 2005, 16:04
Replies: 39
Views: 3,913
Posted By madi
Re: Eating habbits and body health

am pretty sure that sprinters will run distances to increase their fitness and their lung and heart function
(doesnt have to be marathon training but you need to be running for over 20 minutes to...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Oct 2005, 14:06
Replies: 26
Views: 3,304
Posted By madi
Re: Do you

if you lounge about all day eating four large bags from fatty joe's grease emporium you will probably get a bit chubbier.
if you run about a bit and are having some oven chips with your grilled cod...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Oct 2005, 11:56
Replies: 38
Views: 2,708
Posted By madi
Re: Chav?

where have you noticed this?
Forum: General Discussions 10 Oct 2005, 10:59
Replies: 38
Views: 2,708
Posted By madi
Re: Chav?

cartoon chav (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Chav.jpg)
real life chav...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Oct 2005, 09:33
Replies: 54
Views: 4,856
Posted By madi
Re: Longest Pleasure Pier in the World. Burnt Down!

wonder how close you would have needed to be in order to toast marshmallows
Forum: General Discussions 5 Oct 2005, 13:45
Replies: 29
Views: 2,737
Posted By madi
anyone own a rat?

am looking for some hints and tips on training the newest member of my family, mr wendal :)
Forum: General Discussions 5 Oct 2005, 11:58
Replies: 9
Views: 1,859
Posted By madi
Re: My work

oh and if the ex EO person was crap at what ever an EO does and instead of getting promoted up got bumped back to the shop floor (or where ever it is non EO types might be) then he/she is ripe for...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Oct 2005, 11:57
Replies: 9
Views: 1,859
Posted By madi
Re: My work

whats an EO?
Forum: General Discussions 5 Oct 2005, 09:38
Replies: 64
Views: 4,924
Posted By madi
Re: A very accurate technique to getting laid on the first date

if you tried to hold my hand while ushering me into a darkened theater and hadnt spoken a word about yourself over the meal i would probably think you were creepy.

but if she fancies you, isnt...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Oct 2005, 16:55
Replies: 31
Views: 3,810
Posted By madi
Re: The cognitive consequences of listening to Drum N Bass

(i think you should get a more constructive hobby
and try listening to some proper music to broaden your taste

m)
Forum: General Discussions 29 Sep 2005, 10:41
Replies: 18
Views: 2,181
Posted By madi
Re: Esophagogastroduodenoscopy

it is a proper name the describes the areas being investigated and with what (endoscope)
in this case an esophagoscopy and an gastroscopy done at the same time.

The short name for the...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Sep 2005, 14:35
Replies: 54
Views: 5,934
Posted By madi
Re: GD Stalkers, help me!

has anyone found out what the urgent matter is yet?
is it anything interesting?
Forum: General Discussions 28 Sep 2005, 13:45
Replies: 16
Views: 2,208
Posted By madi
Re: Six Degrees of Dead Meat

dead meat thinks i am annoying
my best friend went to school with a girl called madeline (not me)
madeline has written speeches for gordon brown
gordon brown works with tony blair

does 4...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Sep 2005, 10:41
Replies: 78
Views: 4,518
Posted By madi
Re: GD Meet 2...

(apparently it is too easy to get a provisional driving licence, but i cant remember as it was years ago i had mine)
Forum: General Discussions 27 Sep 2005, 19:55
Replies: 7
Views: 1,772
Posted By madi
Re: The Apprentice

i have the hiccups
Forum: General Discussions 26 Sep 2005, 16:59
Replies: 37
Views: 2,706
Posted By madi
Re: Marilyn's adventures in clubland (Disjointed rubbish)

i think they are rather silly actually
but then i wear this sort of thing (http://vivaladivacom.drct2u.com/productcache/VLD/BO1650/EH708DI_ORIGPO_0.html)

m
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Forum: General Discussions 26 Sep 2005, 09:14
Replies: 20
Hmm
Views: 2,374
Posted By madi
Re: Hmm

i was
Forum: General Discussions 26 Sep 2005, 09:07
Replies: 4
Views: 1,566
Posted By madi
Re: [Food]Recipes

i am looking for the perfect meal to go with a very good bottle of Amarone
(and i dont eat red meat, so liver with fava beans is out)

m
xx
Forum: General Discussions 25 Sep 2005, 23:11
Replies: 33
Views: 4,014
Posted By madi
Re: Dear God undo this. I'm not ready to be like Dead_Meat.

when you are more than half way there, it doesnt feel so far away.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Sep 2005, 23:09
Replies: 33
Views: 4,014
Posted By madi
Forum: General Discussions 25 Sep 2005, 23:03
Replies: 18
Views: 2,364
Posted By madi
UK people

did my eyes deceive me or is channel four starting a soft porn channel?
Forum: General Discussions 25 Sep 2005, 17:11
Replies: 203
Views: 14,977
Posted By madi
Re: hello!!

hi my name is madi and i am an agoraphobic
Forum: General Discussions 25 Sep 2005, 17:07
Replies: 16
tut
Views: 2,479
Posted By madi
Re: tut

am far more concerned about being described at butch and dusty lol

m
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Forum: General Discussions 25 Sep 2005, 09:40
Replies: 16
tut
Views: 2,479
Posted By madi
Re: tut

:p
Forum: General Discussions 24 Sep 2005, 20:49
Replies: 53
Views: 4,298
Posted By madi
Re: Fat People

it would take a LOT of pies and the substitution of all movement with the consumption of more pies, with chips for pudding.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Sep 2005, 20:47
Replies: 16
tut
Views: 2,479
Posted By madi
tut

hover over my blobs and it appears to infer that i am a boy

i would like to keep the fact that i am actually a 25 stone bin man called Dave a secret for a bit longer
so would someone make the...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Sep 2005, 20:38
Replies: 98
Views: 7,994
Posted By madi
Re: What is your prejudice?

linda bloody barker

i want to poke her eyes out with fork and beat her to death with one of her own limbs
Forum: General Discussions 24 Sep 2005, 12:57
Replies: 53
Views: 4,298
Posted By madi
Re: Fat People

5 stone in 9 months? what on earth were you eating? anything that didnt run away?
Forum: General Discussions 24 Sep 2005, 12:50
Replies: 33
Views: 3,065
Posted By madi
Re: having an assistant

thanks
i have pretty good skin but its just monitor glow in the avatar (wonder if it has the same effect as candle light, wouldnt have thought so but you never know)
Forum: General Discussions 24 Sep 2005, 12:49
Replies: 33
Views: 3,065
Posted By madi
Re: having an assistant

she is remarkably unattractive
sorry
Forum: General Discussions 23 Sep 2005, 21:30
Replies: 61
Views: 4,489
Posted By madi
Re: Micheal's babie

(your signature is too big, it is kind of annoying)
Forum: General Discussions 23 Sep 2005, 21:15
Replies: 84
Views: 6,277
Posted By madi
Re: Britain

my first inclination was to moan about there being no synopsis so that i would know if i wanted to click or not,
but instead i shall say thanks for the link, i shall now throw out my black...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Sep 2005, 11:29
Replies: 33
Views: 3,065
Posted By madi
having an assistant

i have just fully realised the advantage of having an assistant :-)

not really used her to do much more than photocopying before, but she looked bored and i am swamped with work, so i asked her to...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Sep 2005, 10:22
Replies: 52
Views: 4,314
Posted By madi
Re: Kate Moss Fired

she didnt give another story to keep this one quiet.
a newspaper man with nothing else to write that day will have phoned her up and said 'do you have anything juicy i can write up instead of...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Sep 2005, 08:51
Replies: 39
Views: 4,533
Posted By madi
Re: Oh, the hell that is my life!

just want to point out that men dont tend to listen to what attractive women say as they are too busy day dreaming about having sex with them.
so you might not get the better grounding in the german...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Sep 2005, 16:47
Replies: 203
Views: 14,977
Posted By madi
Re: hello!!

that is rude.
i would badger the hell out of them until they are sick to death of answering the phone.
be sickeningly polite.
'hello, hope i havent caught you at a bad time again, just...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Sep 2005, 15:58
Replies: 203
Views: 14,977
Posted By madi
Re: hello!!

that gives me the heebie jeebies.

but on the renting note,
there is no harm in being firm with them, you dont actually have to withhold rent but it might be worth threatening to if they dont get...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Sep 2005, 11:32
Replies: 52
Views: 4,314
Posted By madi
Re: Kate Moss Fired

pretty and photogenic are quite different things.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Sep 2005, 16:36
Replies: 52
Views: 4,314
Posted By madi
Re: Kate Moss Fired

she was being paid to represent the values associated with the brand, not just look pretty in their clothes.

snorting coke from your lesbian lovers belly doesnt really go with the clean living...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Sep 2005, 16:27
Replies: 20
Views: 1,754
Posted By madi
Re: Help me out here...

my husbands friend that i have never met at my surprise birthday party ...

a card and a bottle of wine if it is a drinks party
a card, a bottle of wine and some flowers if it is a dinner party
...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Sep 2005, 11:29
Replies: 98
Views: 7,994
Posted By madi
Re: What is your prejudice?

and eurch school seems to have started
leeds is crawing with students
i hate students
Forum: General Discussions 21 Sep 2005, 09:11
Replies: 98
Views: 7,994
Posted By madi
Re: What is your prejudice?

i could take that personally
but you might be one of the 90% of people my loathing of dumb people would exterminate so i guess its only fair.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Sep 2005, 22:57
Replies: 98
Views: 7,994
Posted By madi
Re: What is your prejudice?

The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Sep 2005, 22:51
Replies: 10
Views: 2,160
Posted By madi
Re: the second one made me laugh

some bits of number 8 are funny too,
it might be because i work in a hospital but its really amusing,

m
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Forum: General Discussions 20 Sep 2005, 22:36
Replies: 98
Views: 7,994
Posted By madi
Re: What is your prejudice?

i really hate stupid people
to the extent that i would without regret see everyone with an IQ of 120* or less thrown in a volcano
i realise that i would be killing off lots of perfectly nice...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Sep 2005, 22:24
Replies: 10
Views: 2,160
Posted By madi
the second one made me laugh

this is probably ancient but it made me laugh (http://www.union.ic.ac.uk/medic/fitness/home.php?type=listen)

m
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Forum: General Discussions 20 Sep 2005, 18:01
Replies: 81
Views: 8,704
Posted By madi
Re: CGI Kiddie Porn!!!

i am a girl, i cry when i am angry
and there is no chocolate left in the building
Forum: General Discussions 20 Sep 2005, 17:53
Replies: 81
Views: 8,704
Posted By madi
Re: CGI Kiddie Porn!!!

you may have had a horrible time going through the social care system which i agree is inadequate and fails children terribly,
but that is no excuse for thinking that a grown man screwing a 3 year...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Sep 2005, 17:35
Replies: 81
Views: 8,704
Posted By madi
Re: CGI Kiddie Porn!!!

having sex with a child is an act of criminal violence.
why do you believe that it should be treated with less severity?

and why do you really think that it is ok for a convicted child molester...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Sep 2005, 17:24
Replies: 81
Views: 8,704
Posted By madi
Re: CGI Kiddie Porn!!!

i wouldnt expect them to dig their own grave, and a swift and efficient fire arm at close range.
and no there wouldnt be glee in my heart, but probably some degree of relief that a sick pervert who...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Sep 2005, 17:19
Replies: 81
Views: 8,704
Posted By madi
Re: CGI Kiddie Porn!!!

s/k wasnt talking about artistic representation of abuse either.
He thinks it is wrong that convicted child molesters are treated like violent criminals, i think that child molesters are worse than...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Sep 2005, 17:04
Replies: 81
Views: 8,704
Posted By madi
Re: CGI Kiddie Porn!!!

and i am not being a troll about this actually
it is what i really think
Forum: General Discussions 20 Sep 2005, 17:00
Replies: 81
Views: 8,704
Posted By madi
Re: CGI Kiddie Porn!!!

i think lots of people should be shot
people who wilfully abuse innocents are amoung that number
Forum: General Discussions 20 Sep 2005, 12:31
Replies: 81
Views: 8,704
Posted By madi
Re: CGI Kiddie Porn!!!

getting kicks from having sex with a child is wrong
and the perpetrator should be shot

imo
Forum: General Discussions 19 Sep 2005, 12:48
Replies: 39
Views: 3,115
Posted By madi
Re: Budgets suck ass

naah, i once offered to run around on newbury race course in my undies if everyone gave me a pound, and no-one did.
though this perhaps says more about my granny pants and lack of boobs.

m
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Forum: General Discussions 19 Sep 2005, 12:00
Replies: 203
Views: 14,977
Posted By madi
Re: hello!!

i would read a bit more before deciding you want to fit in,
you will never be quite the same again.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Sep 2005, 09:27
Replies: 39
Views: 3,115
Posted By madi
Re: Budgets suck ass

i have £1.76 in my purse and slightly less than nothing in the bank and dont get paid until a week on friday.
i now have to decide between buying bread, loo roll and cat litter.
though i may go...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Sep 2005, 22:17
Replies: 203
Views: 14,977
Posted By madi
Re: hello!!

generalising makes life simpler,
sure you throw out some wheat with the chaff but the job is done in a fraction of the time.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Sep 2005, 22:12
Replies: 203
Views: 14,977
Posted By madi
Re: hello!!

you reckon any normal young woman would find anything interesting around here?
i am completely barking and still find you all a bit odd.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Sep 2005, 22:09
Replies: 58
Views: 4,392
Posted By madi
Re: Hello trolls and dancing banannas....

please see above comment suggesting that i cease to sign off, sometimes i listen,
and anyway it was pretty damn obvious it was from me wasnt it.
besides you were beastly rude and deserved it :p
Forum: General Discussions 18 Sep 2005, 22:06
Replies: 203
Views: 14,977
Posted By madi
Re: hello!!

if she were indeed a real spunky girl looking to chat to like minded bright young things, what on earth is she doing posting here?
can she not read? you are all a bunch of sick weirdos who have...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Sep 2005, 14:37
Replies: 25
Views: 2,346
Posted By madi
Re: Have you got a mic?

when recorded i sound like a cross between a sex line operator and a country bumpkin milk maid
but i am afraid i cannot share this with you as i have no microphone

m
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Forum: General Discussions 16 Sep 2005, 15:44
Replies: 58
Views: 4,392
Posted By madi
Re: Hello trolls and dancing banannas....

that wasnt me, i always sign my feedback.
though i have noticed there is often a retaliation bad feedback left on some random post so i might stop.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Sep 2005, 20:22
Replies: 58
Views: 4,392
Posted By madi
Re: Hello trolls and dancing banannas....

i neg rep people when i think they are being crap
Forum: General Discussions 15 Sep 2005, 15:08
Replies: 58
Views: 4,392
Posted By madi
Re: Hello trolls and dancing banannas....

i reckon you fancy the pants off me.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Sep 2005, 08:54
Replies: 43
Views: 3,435
Posted By madi
Re: Multi-Layered Failures

please excuse my ignorance in this matter,

but does this Texan fellow actually like that nob of an american president?

m
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Forum: General Discussions 14 Sep 2005, 10:10
Replies: 24
Views: 2,701
Posted By madi
Re: Do you ever get so drunk...

should i ever meet either of you,
remind me to make sure i am carrying some sort of barge pole to prod my greeting to you with.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Sep 2005, 09:17
Replies: 21
Views: 3,091
Posted By madi
Re: Explain the rep situation to me

i started taking more note of the crap posts
this is not benefitial in any way
but at least i can vent my disgust without publicly coming over too much like a mentalist


m
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Forum: General Discussions 14 Sep 2005, 09:12
Replies: 20
Views: 2,697
Posted By madi
only 365 days left

until i am 30 !!!!
Forum: General Discussions 13 Sep 2005, 16:25
Replies: 17
Views: 2,303
Posted By madi
Re: Pure see ya after by the by

you will get the odd 'its been weeks, someone must have posted something interesting by now' bored moment in your day and not be able to resist.

you will see

m
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Forum: General Discussions 8 Sep 2005, 12:37
Replies: 46
Views: 3,651
Posted By madi
Re: Wow Wow Wow

no idea who you are which probably means you have no idea who i am
but trying out being friendly at the moment so hello, welcome back :)

m
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Forum: General Discussions 5 Sep 2005, 11:29
Replies: 30
Views: 4,514
Posted By madi
Re: Glamour models? Yay or Nay?

I cant imagine giving either of them a second look in day light with no make up on.
though i might notice the boobs as i find fat repulsive (two squidgy lumps of lard is so not a turn on)

would...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Sep 2005, 15:39
Replies: 64
Views: 5,747
Posted By madi
Re: what sports do you do?

I climb go climbing
its fun and there are lots of fit boys with no t-shirts on hauling themselves up the wall (if you like that sort of thing)
but it isnt really an individual sport as you need...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Sep 2005, 15:20
Replies: 38
Views: 2,887
Posted By madi
Re: What pet(s) would you have?

i have a house bunny (a little white dwarf polish) called tiberius
he is cute and fluffy but does like to chew the skirting boards :)
Forum: General Discussions 1 Sep 2005, 15:15
Replies: 29
Views: 2,135
Posted By madi
Re: GD, help me decide what to do...

will your mother not let you keep things in the house?
Forum: General Discussions 1 Sep 2005, 15:11
Replies: 14
Views: 1,745
Posted By madi
Re: Internet gaming parents goto jail

if i start something i find it very difficult to stop (have taken days off sick to finish a book that i started reading the night before)
not sure i would ever go so far as neglecting my children...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Sep 2005, 15:07
Replies: 27
Views: 2,867
Posted By madi
Re: Does anyone here have...

what lady hawk said

(though if you have a few quid get it lasered off, takes a few months to get through treatments but it never grows back)
Forum: General Discussions 1 Sep 2005, 15:05
Replies: 29
Views: 2,135
Posted By madi
Re: GD, help me decide what to do...

are you 12?
i thought only small children made dens in garden sheds
Forum: General Discussions 10 Aug 2005, 11:14
Replies: 13
Views: 2,151
Posted By madi
Forum: General Discussions 9 Aug 2005, 13:48
Replies: 45
Views: 4,412
Posted By madi
Re: Advice thread for silversmoke

it hurts the first time, and be prepared for blood.
best plan is to make her come first and she will be relaxed, lubricated and slightly numb
Forum: General Discussions 3 Aug 2005, 11:35
Replies: 9
Views: 2,072
Posted By madi
Re: The New Nurofen advert

seems fine to me,
the noise and graphics makes you empathise quite well with the headache,
and then it soothes you gently with lapping waves.
next time your head is thumping and you wish for...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Aug 2005, 11:25
Replies: 33
Views: 3,063
Posted By madi
Re: Your most embarrasing moment, EVER.

what on earth do you guys eat that means you poop yourself when breaking wind ?!?
Forum: General Discussions 3 Aug 2005, 11:13
Replies: 28
Views: 2,798
Posted By madi
Re: Confession

did you get them via an operation?
Forum: General Discussions 2 Aug 2005, 11:59
Replies: 48
Views: 3,702
Posted By madi
Re: What if i dont want any of it?

i may well be repeating something already posted as i cant be arsed to read all the replies
but

the world is full of idiots and there is nothing you can do about it
you are born, you scream and...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Aug 2005, 11:01
Replies: 45
Views: 3,729
Posted By madi
Re: Secret Talents

i can play the flute
and make a very charming dinner companion

(could make a fortune as an escort)
Forum: General Discussions 1 Aug 2005, 10:47
Replies: 55
Views: 5,221
Posted By madi
Re: What would you do....?

All being well i would have a baby.

(though this is slightly less likely than the second coming of christ as i dont have any fallopian tubes)
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jul 2005, 10:39
Replies: 32
Views: 3,996
Posted By madi
Re: Girls (or "A girl") [E/N]

girl A will always fancy you
girl B feels guilty but not guilty enough to keep her pants on

solution =

tell girl A that you are really into her sister over a coffee and cake 'arent we really...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jul 2005, 13:07
Replies: 17
Views: 3,627
Posted By madi
Re: shaving 'down there'

shaved bits on boys make me laugh
and stubble in unpleasant

m
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Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2005, 10:34
Replies: 20
Views: 2,446
Posted By madi
Re: yassin_asri and jamal_bar

yes
i mentioned that this is the only place online i go because i know that my address is here.

but they dont appear to be GD people
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2005, 10:27
Replies: 20
Views: 2,446
Posted By madi
yassin_asri and jamal_bar

this is pretty much the only place i go online and these two people have requested that i add them to my contacts list.

where would they get my hotmail email address from?
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jul 2005, 16:01
Replies: 113
Views: 10,233
Posted By madi
Re: Is GD dying?

it has always been a rough initiation around here
it weeds out the weak of spirit

am reasonably sure i am still regarded as a wittering annoyance around the place
i just dont give a crap :)
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jul 2005, 14:56
Replies: 40
Views: 3,181
Posted By madi
Re: Office drama, am I in trouble?

why did you react so strongly to her commenting on you seeing your gf 3 times a week?

are you 5?
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jul 2005, 14:37
Replies: 67
Views: 5,988
Posted By madi
Re: Talk some sense into your younger self [SA]

Dear Madi

dont smoke, stick with school and keep your pants on

xx
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jul 2005, 12:30
Replies: 34
Views: 3,778
Posted By madi
Re: make you as a south park person!

me (http://img343.imageshack.us/img343/8629/southparkmadi8wr.png)

thanks
amused me for 5 minutes
:)
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jul 2005, 09:26
Replies: 7
Views: 2,028
Posted By madi
Re: [Help] Popup

got my beau to clear off all the nasties lurking on my computer a couple of weeks ago.
i shall pass on his advice to me ...

'stop looking at dodgy porn'
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jun 2005, 14:27
Replies: 6
Views: 1,985
Posted By madi
Re: One thinks one has ****ed up. [eBay]

http://www.paypal.com/uk/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_display-fees-outside
you will now be charged to receive payments
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jun 2005, 15:22
Replies: 24
Views: 2,892
Posted By madi
Re: Not Eating Properly - Advice Needed

the letter sounds like you are using malnutrition to emotionally blackmail your parents into giving you money.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jun 2005, 15:13
Replies: 53
Views: 4,528
Posted By madi
Re: Mobile trouble

nope

you're a greedy thieving git
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jun 2005, 09:58
Replies: 36
Views: 2,861
Posted By madi
Re: Me Vs My Racial Guilt

i would alert the police to his continued presence.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jun 2005, 09:43
Replies: 82
Views: 5,761
Posted By madi
Re: [Emo] Seriously what in the ****?!

she doesnt fancy you.

m
x
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jun 2005, 14:24
Replies: 35
Views: 4,943
Posted By madi
Re: The hottest 3-somes that you can imagine yourself in

buy a video camera/step slowly backwards out of the room*



*delete as applicable
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jun 2005, 13:55
Replies: 33
Views: 2,787
Posted By madi
Re: Sexual Preferences

there are so many of us crawling about on this planet now that it doesnt matter if some boys bonk other boys and some girls bonk other girls.
nature has allowed this genetic fluctuation in...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jun 2005, 13:18
Replies: 35
Views: 4,943
Posted By madi
Re: The hottest 3-somes that you can imagine yourself in

me, my beau and any pretty brunette lesbian with long legs and a nice bottom.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jun 2005, 11:17
Replies: 30
Views: 2,905
Posted By madi
Re: i resigned today

new job
not new life
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jun 2005, 10:53
Replies: 30
Views: 2,905
Posted By madi
Re: i resigned today

nope
am with someone a one at a time girl




then you expect too much
i was simply sharing my joy with a couple of people i have known for a few years

more details may follow in a...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jun 2005, 10:11
Replies: 68
Views: 5,454
Posted By madi
Re: i'm buying a house!

how in the hell did you find a house for 66k?
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2005, 13:28
Replies: 30
Views: 2,905
Posted By madi
Re: i resigned today

the first one
because of the second one
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jun 2005, 12:13
Replies: 30
Views: 2,905
Posted By madi
i resigned today

i have just given four weeks notice of my intention to leave.

how exciting :-)
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jun 2005, 13:15
Replies: 70
Views: 4,656
Posted By madi
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jun 2005, 11:51
Replies: 99
Views: 6,177
Posted By madi
Re: Making love [thread mainly for people with wife or steady girlfriend]

so
you have only been having sex with her on the sofa while watching 24 for a while now
and its starting to get a bit samey and while contemplating this you start wondering what is wrong/what...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jun 2005, 13:13
Replies: 36
Views: 4,468
Posted By madi
Re: Who here has soft lenses

i wear all day and night lenses too
but after 6 weeks continuous wear (moved house and missed delivery) i had no ill effects

(if i dont take off my eye make up before going to bed my eyes are...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jun 2005, 12:08
Replies: 31
Views: 2,071
Posted By madi
Re: Insects

i am currently hoovering up a dozen woodlice a day
now they are horrid little crispy leg filled bugs

tut for ancient stone country cottages
Forum: General Discussions 26 May 2005, 15:35
Replies: 53
Views: 5,649
Posted By madi
Re: ****!

i feel sorry for the child
Forum: General Discussions 12 May 2005, 09:45
Replies: 24
Views: 2,585
Posted By madi
Re: Girlz

i have been reliably informed that there are no girls on the interneweb
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2005, 14:39
Replies: 22
Views: 2,655
Posted By madi
Re: Whats Your Fastest Score?!? Sniper Skills Required!

i got 15.578 am not bothering to try again as it wasnt that interesting

m
xx
Forum: General Discussions 25 Apr 2005, 14:34
Replies: 15
Views: 2,220
Posted By madi
Re: I was born with a broken heart

who dont you have anymore?
Forum: General Discussions 22 Apr 2005, 12:53
Replies: 23
Views: 3,837
Posted By madi
Re: Question to all you intelligent people out here

an idiot rather than someone behaving like one

n : a person of subnormal intelligence
Forum: General Discussions 22 Apr 2005, 11:35
Replies: 23
Views: 3,837
Posted By madi
Re: Question to all you intelligent people out here

when was the last time you met a multilingual idiot?
Forum: General Discussions 20 Apr 2005, 13:05
Replies: 5
Views: 1,950
Posted By madi
i need an american

want to buy this...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Apr 2005, 09:01
Replies: 58
Views: 6,430
Posted By madi
Re: A Question

sister number one - so slutty she shags fat ginger blokes at parties days after bonking you
sister number two - so slutty she sucked you off days after you shagged her sister

one + two = threesome
Forum: General Discussions 15 Apr 2005, 13:29
Replies: 34
Views: 5,363
Posted By madi
Re: Masturbation at work

i got smarmed by the attendent while buying petrol yesterday evening
are you in dire need of a shave and haircut and working in leeds ?!?!?!?!
Forum: General Discussions 15 Apr 2005, 12:00
Replies: 21
Views: 1,893
Posted By madi
Re: Dreams that seep into reality.

when i was little i used to dream i could rollypolly down the stairs and not get hurt
i tried it once and went right through the glass door at the bottom
Forum: General Discussions 14 Apr 2005, 09:29
Replies: 34
Views: 5,363
Posted By madi
Re: Masturbation at work

is there CCTV footage of you picking up a girly magazine and heading to the loo for 5 minutes?
would you not rather get fired for sneaking a girl into the bathroom?

(though unless she was a real...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Apr 2005, 14:16
Replies: 22
Views: 3,046
Posted By madi
Re: roommates, help! [long]

find three other friends to share with you and ditch the couple
Forum: General Discussions 12 Apr 2005, 14:07
Replies: 63
Views: 5,468
Posted By madi
Re: Hi, I'm Dante. [Warning : Long]

have a bath and wash your clothes
it might not make you feel any better but you will be less repulsive to others

and you sound pretty depressed
stop taking what ever you have bought online and...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Apr 2005, 14:24
Replies: 62
Views: 5,355
Posted By madi
Re: the story of skiddy

eating at McDonalds
should be ashamed of themselves
Forum: General Discussions 11 Apr 2005, 12:48
Replies: 37
Views: 2,780
Posted By madi
Re: Today I discovered

what blue cheese did you try?
they arent all the same you know
Forum: General Discussions 11 Apr 2005, 11:29
Replies: 46
Views: 3,029
Posted By madi
Re: Why i like Camilla

yes
i do not believe that the choreography of the last few years will have ended on saturday
let the charity work etc commence
Forum: General Discussions 8 Apr 2005, 13:10
Replies: 43
Views: 2,862
Posted By madi
Re: what is the average colour of people?

green or blue makes it look like a star trek extra

have decided on the pale orange
looks silly but not overly offensive
Forum: General Discussions 8 Apr 2005, 12:30
Replies: 43
Views: 2,862
Posted By madi
Re: what is the average colour of people?

actually i am thinking of going with taupe which is a brownish colour
http://www.laceylinens.com/images/taupe.gif a slightly paler version of that

cant do a blue or green person i am afraid ...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Apr 2005, 11:53
Replies: 43
Views: 2,862
Posted By madi
Re: what is the average colour of people?

unfortunately these things do matter
dont want to get bitten in the arse by 'racist patient data system in NHS hosital'

(tis for patients to create pain score reports and doctors to get...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Apr 2005, 10:47
Replies: 43
Views: 2,862
Posted By madi
what is the average colour of people?

am drawing a naked outline of a person on which people are to mark where they feel pain.
what colour do you think the person should be (have contraints of aesthetics to think about as well as...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Apr 2005, 10:02
Replies: 24
Views: 2,722
Posted By madi
Re: "a good, commonsense, anti-crime issue".

wonder what counts as threatened?
'he looked at me funny' ?
'he looked kinda funny'?
'he looked at me and i felt funny'?

m
xx
Forum: General Discussions 5 Apr 2005, 12:39
Replies: 74
Views: 4,049
Posted By madi
Re: I Wanna Go Drinkin with....

you will have to fake the me being there part too
Forum: General Discussions 5 Apr 2005, 11:40
Replies: 50
Views: 5,305
Posted By madi
Re: Ten thousand posts

you really ought to be ashamed

m
x
Forum: General Discussions 30 Mar 2005, 10:39
Replies: 83
Views: 4,979
Posted By madi
Re: Paedophiles

they are broken of the brain and should be removed

imo

m
x
Forum: General Discussions 18 Mar 2005, 11:13
Replies: 42
Views: 3,651
Posted By madi
Forum: General Discussions 16 Mar 2005, 15:01
Replies: 11
Views: 2,506
Posted By madi
Re: OMG! How sick can you go...

isnt brain really squishy? sort of like scrabbled egg?
Forum: General Discussions 16 Mar 2005, 15:00
Replies: 41
Views: 2,582
Posted By madi
Re: what is your favourite soup?

roasting involved fat
Forum: General Discussions 16 Mar 2005, 13:59
Replies: 41
Views: 2,582
Posted By madi
what is your favourite soup?

i make a wicked parsnip and smoked bacon soup which is my favourite
i know however that this isnt everyones cup of tea because i have a friend who thinks root vegetables are the worlds most evil...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Mar 2005, 10:27
Replies: 62
Views: 4,319
Posted By madi
Re: Googles GMail

i have him on ignore
the only way i can refrain from repeatedly expressing my absolute abhorrence in vile and quite violent terms
i am being nice :-)

besides
he thinks that i dislike him...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Mar 2005, 10:13
Replies: 61
Views: 4,857
Posted By madi
its just not pretty

those gold plate, adidas, burberry, white trainer wearing teens
they must know on some level that they look ridiculous

right?

standing infront of hte mirror tucking their trousers into their...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Mar 2005, 10:01
Replies: 51
Views: 3,793
Posted By madi
Re: How to floor your gf's best mate (male)

he wants to shag your girlfriend
he knows it, she knows it and you know it

so just be honest with your girl about the fact that it is pissing you off a bit
you need to know that you can be open...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Mar 2005, 14:05
Replies: 32
Views: 3,754
Posted By madi
Re: How long ...

just phone the clinic and make an appointment

some clinics will have a phone in the morning to make a same day appointment thing going on that means you will have to call at about 8am and keep...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Mar 2005, 12:51
Replies: 50
Views: 4,231
Posted By madi
Re: ITT I hate mondays

havent you got a new job yet babe?

m
xxx
Forum: General Discussions 11 Mar 2005, 16:18
Replies: 26
Views: 2,307
Posted By madi
Re: Killing a Relative/Friend

depends how much pain they were in and how rational i believed them to be
i would like to be let go* should i ever become unable to look after myself (peeing myself and being fed)


m
xx
Forum: General Discussions 11 Mar 2005, 15:26
Replies: 56
Views: 5,113
Posted By madi
Re: I come , in desperation , to GD , for answers on a medical query

i would say you still have flu dear
a little more bed rest and a good woman mopping your brow while feeding you chicken soup
and try and walk about a bit so you dont get too stiff

m
xx
Forum: General Discussions 11 Mar 2005, 14:15
Replies: 124
Views: 7,832
Posted By madi
Re: One big HUG from Chika

One big HUG from Chika 11 Mar 2005 09:01 you really wont let the chika thing rest, will you...
One big HUG from Chika 11 Mar 2005 08:58 it doesn't matter anyway u r ugly
One big HUG from Chika...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Mar 2005, 09:53
Replies: 124
Views: 7,832
Posted By madi
Re: One big HUG from Chika

may i ask what i look like has to do with anything?
Forum: General Discussions 10 Mar 2005, 12:27
Replies: 124
Views: 7,832
Posted By madi
Re: One big HUG from Chika

p.s.
this is just how it is around here
the tough survive and the rest bugger off
in the nicest possible way we are a bunch of very weird, wildly neurotic people with a huge variety of personality...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Mar 2005, 12:24
Replies: 124
Views: 7,832
Posted By madi
Re: One big HUG from Chika

you read far more into mine than i have ever read into yours
so i shall be as plain as i possibly can

*i was being nice and giving you the benefit of the doubt after your posting frenzy that...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Mar 2005, 15:23
Replies: 124
Views: 7,832
Posted By madi
Re: One big HUG from Chika

i was being nice
giving the tit a bit of a chance to prove himself changed
though it would appear my efforts went unnoticed
Forum: General Discussions 9 Mar 2005, 14:52
Replies: 124
Views: 7,832
Posted By madi
Re: One big HUG from Chika

am being panned for being bitter and mean in this thread (anonymous neg repping ahoy)
when i was being nice by saying i was reserving judgement to someone who made me want to rip his arms off and...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Mar 2005, 13:32
Replies: 32
Views: 2,778
Posted By madi
Re: Something started growing...

are you wearing an alice band?
Forum: General Discussions 9 Mar 2005, 13:01
Replies: 22
Views: 2,806
Posted By madi
Re: Your Love Songs

david gray - this years love
Forum: General Discussions 9 Mar 2005, 11:28
Replies: 124
Views: 7,832
Posted By madi
Re: One big HUG from Chika

someone did
i got neg rep for posting that i dont like being hugged and was reserving judgement
(i have posted far more than my fair share of shit on here so was being nice)
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2005, 17:40
Replies: 124
Views: 7,832
Posted By madi
Re: One big HUG from Chika

would rather you didnt hug me to be honest
am reserving judgement further than that as i am still rather inclined to believe you are a tit

m
xx
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2005, 13:26
Replies: 56
Views: 4,204
Posted By madi
Re: I need a suit

imo
not even brad pitt could carry off a burtons suit
Forum: General Discussions 8 Mar 2005, 10:08
Replies: 25
Poll: POTW Voting.
Views: 2,431
Posted By madi
Re: POTW Voting.

i voted for me
because this is unlikely to happen again
and because i can
:-)

m
xx
Forum: General Discussions 7 Mar 2005, 16:41
Replies: 20
Views: 3,322
Posted By madi
Re: Save Toby

i know of a few good game recipes
being a country girl picking the lead shot out of beasties is often part of meal preparation (wild duck with blackberry jelly anyone? )

not sure how petshop...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Mar 2005, 14:24
Replies: 15
Views: 2,054
Posted By madi
Re: ITT I am looking for some advice

if you think they will give you the money stay until the end but dont do very much
but if you think they wont pay the missing feb or your march money then walk out right now and tell them to shove...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Mar 2005, 11:53
Replies: 3
Views: 1,618
Posted By madi
Re: Excel help needed

dont even need the 'sum' bit (and some extra stuff in case you really dont know excel)

in the top row of the column you want the time between the dates to show select the top cell and type '=' and...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Mar 2005, 11:11
Replies: 56
Views: 3,703
Posted By madi
Re: Third GD Meet Poll.

i need reasonably advanced warning of the chosen date so i can buy a cheap train ticket

ta

m
xx
Forum: General Discussions 7 Mar 2005, 11:04
Replies: 142
Views: 11,598
Posted By madi
Re: Levi 501's - "A Midsummers Night Dream"

this must be a piss take
getting violent over a serious of 'yo mamma' type jokes is simply ridiculous
Forum: Clownshoe Corner 7 Mar 2005, 11:04
Replies: 126
Views: 173,804
Posted By madi
Re: Levi 501's - "A Midsummers Night Dream"

this must be a piss take
getting violent over a serious of 'yo mamma' type jokes is simply ridiculous
Forum: General Discussions 7 Mar 2005, 10:53
Replies: 93
Views: 4,941
Posted By madi
Re: The CHIKA file.

he was rude and pointless
and didnt put up a good fight to back himself up

him 'my only opinion on anything is that you are all wrong and i am fabulous and clever and wonderful'
us 'you are a...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2005, 16:10
Replies: 91
Views: 6,290
Posted By madi
Re: making babies

thought it would make a change from the fish face
was fiddling with camera phone (not actually very easy to take picture of self, always seems to snap at the moment your eyes are crossed and your...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2005, 15:51
Replies: 91
Views: 6,290
Posted By madi
Re: making babies

what makes you think i want to pick someone from GD up?
was asking how many had made babies :(

(though i suppose the mention of being all hormones could imply i was hinting at needing a leg over...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2005, 14:17
Replies: 91
Views: 6,290
Posted By madi
Re: making babies

dont think i have ever used one
certainly wouldnt use 'i want a baby' should i ever decide to

(catching his eye and a gentle smile makes boys approach)
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2005, 13:52
Replies: 91
Views: 6,290
Posted By madi
Question making babies

so how many of you lot have made new people?

met my new nephew last week (3 weeks old, very cute, huge nose lol)
and am now so full of hormones and ticking clocks that pretty much the only things...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2005, 13:45
Replies: 38
Views: 2,681
Posted By madi
Re: Holidays.

nope
too much said

and not eloquently enough to be stimulating
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2005, 13:08
Replies: 54
Views: 3,348
Posted By madi
Re: I met Stew

yes

JJ and madi should 'hook up'.[/QUOTE]why?
and whats it got to do with 4 way girl action?[/QUOTE]

though not very much
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2005, 11:16
Replies: 45
Views: 3,693
Posted By madi
Re: No , Seriously , You must have that Bird Flu theyre all talking about

our cleaner is rather dim
she mentioned bird flu when i sneezed (due to an allergic reaction to the dust her vacuum cleaner gives off, which happens every week)
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2005, 11:09
Replies: 53
Views: 4,040
Posted By madi
Re: It’s a matter of ethics...

am i expected to pull the trigger?
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2005, 11:04
Replies: 54
Views: 3,348
Posted By madi
Re: I met Stew

why?
and whats it got to do with 4 way girl action?
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2005, 10:22
Replies: 22
Views: 2,016
Posted By madi
Re: I am unsure if I should be happy or sad...

pass it around
there's a good boy

m
xx
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2005, 15:43
Replies: 41
Views: 3,267
Posted By madi
Re: who has the worst reputation in GD ??

i was going to be nice and give you some positive encouragement rep
but it says i have to spread it around before giving you some

i guess this means you said something very very stupid recently...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2005, 14:36
Replies: 97
Views: 5,757
Posted By madi
Re: Competition!

that is why i have lost interest
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2005, 13:32
Replies: 53
Views: 4,217
Posted By madi
Re: worse way to

reasonably sure you can only peel about 70% before the person dies
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2005, 13:25
Replies: 53
Views: 4,217
Posted By madi
Re: worse way to

i reckon the worst way to die would be being skinned alive
very slowly
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2005, 10:40
Replies: 52
Views: 3,983
Posted By madi
Re: Hitting women is great

depends what you are hitting her for..

punch on the nose for telling you to make your own bloody cup of tea = bad
slapping her open handed across the cheek when she spit in your face mid...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2005, 10:28
Replies: 28
Views: 2,390
Posted By madi
Re: GD Meet Second Poll.

if only a few interesting people are available for one weekend and lots of not quite so interesting people are available for another

which would it be?
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2005, 10:12
Replies: 39
Views: 2,840
Posted By madi
Re: Intelligence.

i very much like that i am intelligent enough to know what i want to make me happy and how to go about getting it
unfortunatly i am also a bit lazy and somewhat scared of facing the world so as yet...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2005, 10:05
Replies: 31
Views: 3,709
Posted By madi
Re: snow!

took me an hour and a half to get to work this morning
bloody cold wet miserable bloody snow
*grumble*
*moan*
*whinge*
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2005, 14:35
Replies: 69
Views: 5,992
Posted By madi
Re: Help me.

i am not quite sure why
but there is something about you that makes me want to stove your head in with a shovel
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2005, 13:43
Replies: 13
Views: 1,813
Posted By madi
Re: Hey, what's this? Another silly feature..

that involves moving my hand from mouse to keyboard
tut
:-)
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2005, 13:24
Replies: 13
Views: 1,813
Posted By madi
Re: Hey, what's this? Another silly feature..

i like the top or bottom option
saves the middle finger on my right hand a little work on large spreadsheets
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2005, 17:17
Replies: 4
Views: 1,424
Posted By madi
Re: Does anyone

http://www.qwipster.net/quickchange.htm

i googled it
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2005, 12:47
Replies: 68
Views: 6,653
Posted By madi
Re: The good old days.

material in those links is deemed unsuitable :-(
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2005, 10:41
Replies: 44
Views: 2,999
Posted By madi
Re: I'm worried

have been hopping up and down the country on the motorway this week (visiting my new nephew)
i always stick to the 'make sure someone else is going faster than you' rule and dont tend to drive much...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Feb 2005, 16:54
Replies: 42
Views: 4,750
Posted By madi
Re: need a lawyer

its just a deed
could write it myself if i knew the words
doesnt need to be registered or anything, just witnessed

anyone know someone who has changed their name?
Forum: General Discussions 21 Feb 2005, 15:53
Replies: 42
Views: 4,750
Posted By madi
Re: need a lawyer

i got married 8 years ago
have been seperated for 4 and a half
not go around to getting divorced yet
dont hate husband, dont really have much in common anymore though

enough?

m
xx
Forum: General Discussions 21 Feb 2005, 15:31
Replies: 42
Views: 4,750
Posted By madi
Re: need a lawyer

want to go back to my maiden name
want to apply to renew my passport in previous name
not yet divorced
=
need a change of name deed and would rather bung someone £20 here than pay £40 to a random...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Feb 2005, 15:24
Replies: 42
Views: 4,750
Posted By madi
need a lawyer or someone who has changed their name

want a name change deed
like tomorrow :-)
without spending £40

help
please
ta

m
xx
Forum: General Discussions 18 Feb 2005, 10:58
Replies: 22
Views: 2,049
Posted By madi
Re: How do you tell your mother....

if it was me
i would be honest but gentle
Forum: General Discussions 18 Feb 2005, 10:21
Replies: 61
Views: 4,758
Posted By madi
Re: Internet Grammar.

it makes me want to rip my own arm off and beat the typist to death
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2005, 16:24
Replies: 30
Views: 2,161
Posted By madi
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2005, 13:47
Replies: 37
Views: 3,451
Posted By madi
Re: Hurray, it's my birthday

happy birthday

:-)
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2005, 11:01
Replies: 30
Views: 2,540
Posted By madi
Re: The Rep thing.

just a thought
couldnt you go and give out random (positive for the sake of general niceness) rep in the RP forum to spread yourself out?
Forum: General Discussions 16 Feb 2005, 14:38
Replies: 93
Views: 7,647
Posted By madi
Re: ITT we talk about our nicknames

my mother gave me mine when i was born
but you know that anyway

m
xx
Forum: General Discussions 16 Feb 2005, 10:38
Replies: 30
Views: 2,540
Posted By madi
Re: The Rep thing.

i found i needed to be a bit more active in the distribution of my approval/disproval everyday

just be more free with your opinion on what people post
you dont need to just go and dish out a load...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Feb 2005, 10:02
Replies: 158
Poll: GD Meet.
Views: 8,853
Posted By madi
Re: GD Meet.

there is a chance i will be too scared to go anywhere you lot might be
Forum: General Discussions 15 Feb 2005, 17:09
Replies: 52
Views: 3,745
Posted By madi
Re: If you could be doing just anything right now, what would you do?

thats do able
let us know how it goes

right now i would like to be climbing a mount kilimanjaro
Forum: General Discussions 15 Feb 2005, 13:45
Replies: 144
Views: 8,805
Posted By madi
Re: GD meet

*note to self*
pack cattle prod


m
xx
Forum: General Discussions 15 Feb 2005, 13:37
Replies: 18
Neg
Views: 2,222
Posted By madi
Re: Neg

isnt this more like a one legged man entering a heptathalon with a sign on his back saying 'please kick me, or if you cant reach throw rotten fruit’
then when coming oh so very last saying 'it was...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Feb 2005, 12:32
Replies: 18
Neg
Views: 2,222
Posted By madi
Re: Neg

hmmm

does there reach a point in ones own crapness when there is nothing for it but to wallow in the shit?
Forum: General Discussions 15 Feb 2005, 12:30
Replies: 20
Views: 2,035
Posted By madi
Re: Girl with X-Ray Eyes

i reckon she works a bit like a fortune teller or psychic
in that she picks up on signals from the people who are infront of her
as it only really works when she talks at them about everything that...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Feb 2005, 10:43
Replies: 14
Views: 2,857
Posted By madi
Re: My pussy opened up

she would have been shagging any and all tom cats that came her way
they will be most amusing to watch get bigger over the next 6 or 7 weeks but be aware they will piss on the floor a lot
should...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Feb 2005, 17:09
Replies: 18
Views: 2,744
Posted By madi
Re: Hi Everyone

i dont know who you are
but am supposed to be trying to be friendly
so
hello


m
xx
Forum: General Discussions 10 Feb 2005, 17:01
Replies: 32
Views: 3,951
Posted By madi
Re: Charles to marry Camilla...

i dont really give a toss tbh
Forum: General Discussions 8 Feb 2005, 17:22
Replies: 36
Views: 3,461
Posted By madi
men are like buses

can you all somehow sense when a girl has just started seeing someone new?

met someone a little while ago and everything is good
got chatting to a very dishy surgeon this afternoon

does it...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Feb 2005, 16:49
Replies: 31
Views: 2,416
Posted By madi
Re: I need to know my legal position on something

and really off milk
and cooking oil
and any other stinky thing you can think off

and buckets down the garden?
i would suggest buckets of water down the toilet and spare your legs
Forum: General Discussions 7 Feb 2005, 17:36
Replies: 5
Views: 1,625
Posted By madi
Re: I was bored [Animation]

i looked
i found
i am going to have nightmares tonight
:eek:
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2005, 16:23
Replies: 15
Views: 2,281
Posted By madi
Re: Nation-State

my dad is bigger than your dad
my team is better than your team
my town is better than your town
my country is better than your country

people like to belong
i think maybe it helps give them...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2005, 16:03
Replies: 38
Views: 2,671
Posted By madi
Re: Cheque bouncing?

i believe that the bank can charge you for writing a cheque without having the funds
£60 sounds a bit of a large amount though i would think £20 would be more likely

how many cheques did you...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2005, 14:14
Replies: 39
Views: 2,479
Posted By madi
Re: Donnie Darko

i havent seen it
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2005, 12:47
Replies: 223
Views: 13,632
Posted By madi
Re: Post the comments people have made on your reputation

if you believe him
give him some positive rep type loving :-)
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2005, 12:45
Replies: 82
Views: 7,962
Posted By madi
Re: Viewable Rep?

i kind of think no
somethings it is just best not to know
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2005, 12:43
Replies: 18
Views: 2,167
Posted By madi
Re: MBTI personality wotsit

yes
that is me
sometime last year
pretending to be a goldfish
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2005, 12:40
Replies: 223
Views: 13,632
Posted By madi
Re: Post the comments people have made on your reputation

expressing the same sentiment got me positive too, though by someone else
wonder if the trueness of his titness is some sort of universal positive
perhaps everyone should try it



though...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Feb 2005, 16:40
Replies: 18
Views: 2,167
Posted By madi
Re: MBTI personality wotsit

i did a big test
cant find a free version as complete as the one i did and assumed no one would want to pay
Forum: General Discussions 3 Feb 2005, 16:39
Replies: 59
Views: 3,505
Posted By madi
Re: :((((((

i am slightly disturbed at what i can only describe as my own twistedness for thinking he sounded interesting and wondering if he is dishy
Forum: General Discussions 3 Feb 2005, 16:32
Replies: 223
Views: 13,632
Posted By madi
Forum: General Discussions 3 Feb 2005, 16:31
Replies: 18
Views: 2,167
Posted By madi
MBTI personality wotsit

http://www.personalitypage.com/INTJ.html
this is me
apparently on 0.8% of women are as evil as it would appear i am


wondering what the percentages would be like in a rather skewed group of...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Feb 2005, 09:53
Replies: 83
Views: 4,009
Posted By madi
Re: Long hair or Short hair?

i have long (reaches bottom of my shoulder blades) dark curly hair
sometimes i straighten it
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2005, 16:22
Replies: 71
Views: 3,219
Posted By madi
Re: Trainers.

http://www.yoox.com/searchResult.asp?mm=&gender=U&UA=1&loopmark=1&nuovaR=0&promo=0&collection_id=0&collection_collection_id=0&areaid=7&tskay=B84CE7A2&toll=AI04&c=art_107&m=&tg=&smart=&ordinaprezzo=UA...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2005, 15:41
Replies: 71
Views: 3,219
Posted By madi
Re: Trainers.

i am such a girl
even though i know the picture is quite silly i am all smiles and giggles :-)

xxx

(p.s. wouldnt work for all of you others btw, its just because he is special and makes my...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2005, 15:08
Replies: 71
Views: 3,219
Posted By madi
Re: Trainers.

are you looking for comfortable recreational footwear or are you taking up some sort of sporting activity
i half read the thread but could find no mention of the intended purpose

doesnt sound...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2005, 11:15
Replies: 36
Views: 2,133
Posted By madi
Re: Frothing milk

buy a decent coffee machine
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2005, 11:09
Replies: 26
Views: 2,373
Posted By madi
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jan 2005, 10:22
Replies: 45
Views: 3,421
Posted By madi
Re: Oh my God, not another one...

congratulations old boy :-)
she looks beautiful


*biological clock clunks with gut wrenching jealousy*
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jan 2005, 10:17
Replies: 74
Views: 4,993
Posted By madi
Re: Weight Loss

Eat less and move more
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jan 2005, 11:05
Replies: 25
Views: 2,378
Posted By madi
Re: Anatomy for beginners

the naked man they got to draw on had a little willy
nice arse though

the peeled body was kind of gross
it reminded me so much of bits of meat i might cook with and i had really strange dreams...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jan 2005, 11:25
Replies: 90
Views: 7,333
Posted By madi
Re: Shaving The Rough

a bit of trimming is good on boys
makes everything more accessable
(also makes your bits look bigger btw)
wouldnt want a boy with stubbly shaved bits though :(
its the girls job to be all smooth...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jan 2005, 10:02
Replies: 68
Views: 5,556
Posted By madi
Re: Women

rachel weisz
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jan 2005, 09:52
Replies: 46
Views: 3,191
Posted By madi
Re: Manson's List

i guess that you could say i am a geeky bisexual deviant
and i am probably a bit weird too
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jan 2005, 10:19
Replies: 28
Views: 3,962
Posted By madi
Re: No Man Should Have to Laugh This Hard

the first one doesnt work
:-(
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jan 2005, 17:22
Replies: 124
Views: 7,633
Posted By madi
Re: I just knew it

meet her
what you got to loose?
Forum: Programming and Discussion 16 Jan 2005, 20:33
Replies: 13
Views: 3,407
Posted By madi
something is kooky with my internet explorer

keeps setting my homepage back to http://0ml.net/cat what ever i do
McAfee doesnt seem to be doing anything about it :-(

what is it and what do i do?

xx
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jan 2005, 16:03
Replies: 32
Views: 3,046
Posted By madi
Re: What level of social disaster is this?

'sorry about that bloke pissing in your house.
dont know who he is or i would be sending him around to clean all the carpets.
and they guys i do know dont remember it happening, what a bunch of...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jan 2005, 10:14
Replies: 51
Views: 4,478
Posted By madi
Re: just how black?

youch
yours is much worse, can they not burn out the nerves or something so it doesnt hurt?

(i just have a blob of ink like patch that only hurts if i poke it hard about the size of a 5p on my...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jan 2005, 14:07
Replies: 13
Views: 1,875
Posted By madi
Re: Proof Women Want To Be Men

hmm
i dislike sitting on public toilets
wouldnt piddle against a wall though
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jan 2005, 15:35
Replies: 51
Views: 4,478
Posted By madi
Re: just how black?

it hurts a bit if i poke it hard but looks perfectly normal apart from the odd blob of ink colouring
dont fancy having no toe nail for 6 months
hope it doesnt fall off thats a rather scary thought
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jan 2005, 15:29
Replies: 51
Views: 4,478
Posted By madi
just how black?

i dropped a breadboard on my big toe and the nail is 1/4 purple
am i going to die?
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jan 2005, 12:23
Replies: 44
Views: 3,153
Posted By madi
Re: [work :( ]So you recall that 'my work is ringing me thread' ?

If you had gone through all proper channels to book the time off then you should simply state that fact and not waffle on about 'i was out of hte country, 24/7 on call, contracts' etc
then hand in...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jan 2005, 15:10
Replies: 72
Views: 5,325
Posted By madi
Re: It's been a year ...

so, anyone know if he survive the drug fuelled experimentation with sodomy?
Forum: General Discussions 22 Dec 2004, 14:58
Replies: 30
Views: 2,224
Posted By madi
off for christmas thread

as we dont seem to have one (ok, i didnt look very far) i thought i would start



just wanted to say merry christmas, happy new year and all that festive crap

back on the 6th of january...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Dec 2004, 15:23
Replies: 19
Views: 3,134
Posted By madi
Re: MSN Messenger 7.0 Beta

i would like to be able to leave messages for people who are offline
like the little yahoo one does

not that i use it much
(only have about 6 people on my MSN list now)
Forum: General Discussions 21 Dec 2004, 11:50
Replies: 31
Views: 2,685
Posted By madi
Re: My Xmas prezzie!

i am a little obsessive compulsive apparently
but i dont find it limiting
Forum: General Discussions 20 Dec 2004, 10:18
Replies: 141
Views: 10,762
Posted By madi
Re: So whats your "thing"

picking girls who are emotionally unstable so that they need you is not a good basis for a long term relationship
sooner or later they will feel better and wonder what the hell they are doing with a...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Dec 2004, 12:48
Replies: 17
Views: 2,351
Posted By madi
Re: which one of you was it?

not quite sure how you came to that conclusion

so you the perv then?
Forum: General Discussions 16 Dec 2004, 11:54
Replies: 17
Views: 2,351
Posted By madi
which one of you was it?

there is a flasher about showing his bits off to women walking from our offices to the car park

were you in leeds at 4.45 last night, wearing a hooded jacket and wiggling your willy to passing...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Dec 2004, 13:54
Replies: 32
Views: 3,956
Posted By madi
Re: I got a f*cking ticket today...

dont drive over the speed limit and you wont get a speeding ticket
its quite simple really
Forum: General Discussions 15 Dec 2004, 13:05
Replies: 141
Views: 10,762
Posted By madi
Re: So whats your "thing"

how big are your hands?
Forum: General Discussions 14 Dec 2004, 16:49
Replies: 85
Views: 5,520
Posted By madi
Re: last night

actually that is a big pile of crap
but i care not what you think
Forum: General Discussions 14 Dec 2004, 16:45
Replies: 85
Views: 5,520
Posted By madi
Re: last night

a symptom of me giving up
not a cause
Forum: General Discussions 14 Dec 2004, 13:48
Replies: 11
Views: 2,623
Posted By madi
Re: I'm just curious

that was my thought too
Forum: General Discussions 14 Dec 2004, 12:11
Replies: 85
Views: 5,520
Posted By madi
Re: last night

its not the only thing
he has made me very sad for quite a long time
Forum: General Discussions 14 Dec 2004, 11:07
Replies: 85
Views: 5,520
Posted By madi
last night

i broke up with my boyfriend last night

a text message saying that he wouldnt be with me this christmas arrived on sunday making this two christmas's and two birthdays on my own

so i quit

...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Dec 2004, 17:16
Replies: 22
Views: 2,412
Posted By madi
Re: lovely weather ain't it?

thats about what i got
but its dark now (winter sucks, go to work in the dark and go home in the dark)
Forum: General Discussions 13 Dec 2004, 15:52
Replies: 41
Views: 5,191
Posted By madi
Re: Stuff to take with me.

my little brother is in iraq
he mostly wants porn and smokes sent to him
Forum: General Discussions 9 Dec 2004, 10:22
Replies: 73
Views: 4,618
Posted By madi
Re: Gothandsilver's first poll!

new here doesnt mean new to the internet

if this was the first place you encountered online you would throw your computer out of the window and run away screaming
Forum: General Discussions 9 Dec 2004, 09:59
Replies: 75
Views: 4,583
Posted By madi
Re: 'Another Newb appearing to curse the lives of the sage and posted

has she gone again?
new people dont seem to stay very long (there was a stalker girl a couple of weeks ago that found us disapointing)


do we get real new people here?
i thought it was entirely...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Dec 2004, 11:48
Replies: 44
Views: 2,037
Posted By madi
Re: Political Correctness

isnt it just as racist now?
still defining the sheep by its colour after all

shouldnt it be 'bah bah bah sheep' to avoid all referrence to anything that might be considered defining it by...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Dec 2004, 11:46
Replies: 20
Views: 1,998
Posted By madi
slightly sociopathic

apparently one bit of research into the effects of smoking dope came up with the conclusion that it can make people who are prone to mental illness get more bonkers quicker (more you smoke the madder...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Dec 2004, 15:34
Replies: 42
Views: 7,461
Posted By madi
Re: it is official. i am a sick, twisted perverted woman

i do

having a bit of a crush on a student (oh my god its a sickness i tell you, i shall be damned to hell) does not mean i am going to rip my knickers off and jump on the poor boy
Forum: General Discussions 1 Dec 2004, 15:29
Replies: 11
Views: 2,293
Posted By madi
Re: Silversmoke "Cuteness"

i thought you were going to want us to vote if we thought him shagable
Forum: General Discussions 1 Dec 2004, 15:28
Replies: 20
Views: 1,817
Posted By madi
Re: 'lol'

i thought he meant the one i owned up to in the other thread
there is only one (currently that is, it might be a sickness that is going to get worse and i will have to be locked up and kept away...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Dec 2004, 14:11
Replies: 33
Views: 4,196
Posted By madi
Re: The Unwritten Rule

if i want to know something more i ask questions

at a uni lecture being given by a fellow student in order for him/her to pass a section of the course
i doubt very much i would be interested...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Dec 2004, 14:08
Replies: 21
Views: 2,418
Posted By madi
Re: I just ate...

dont eat them
they are very horrible and made entirely of plastic

i am nibbling on a gingerbread christmas tree biscuit :)
i bought several for the guys in the offices up and down the corridor...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Dec 2004, 14:05
Replies: 20
Views: 1,817
Posted By madi
Re: 'lol'

nah (and i am not texting him in case he thinks i have a crush on him)
i find it tends to be the girls that get it wrong
Forum: General Discussions 1 Dec 2004, 11:15
Replies: 41
Views: 4,497
Posted By madi
Re: Anyone been in relatonship with you beeing the young one?

when i was 17 i was living with my 34 year old boyfriend

it didnt work out
Forum: General Discussions 1 Dec 2004, 10:49
Replies: 42
Views: 7,461
Posted By madi
it is official. i am a sick, twisted perverted woman

its true.

i have a crush on a student ?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!?
Forum: General Discussions 30 Nov 2004, 10:44
Replies: 12
Views: 1,956
Posted By madi
Re: bit of a strange one this but

and Max says thanks for helping him understand why his arm is still lumpy after the cast has come off

(he is the son of a friend of mine)
Forum: General Discussions 30 Nov 2004, 10:42
Replies: 12
Views: 1,956
Posted By madi
Re: bit of a strange one this but

would you mind explaining why you think i take drugs?

ta
Forum: General Discussions 29 Nov 2004, 16:24
Replies: 29
Views: 3,054
Posted By madi
Re: I need to change my underwear.

can you pass with only 62%?
i would have though you need more than a 62% understanding of something for it to be concidered you know it
Forum: General Discussions 29 Nov 2004, 16:21
Replies: 20
Views: 1,817
Posted By madi
'lol'

i just found out that it is reasonably widely understood to mean 'lots of love' by people who dont know what it means

people i know have assumed i am very affectionate

am i the only person who...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Nov 2004, 15:09
Replies: 12
Views: 1,956
Posted By madi
Re: bit of a strange one this but

perfect

thank you very much
Forum: General Discussions 29 Nov 2004, 13:24
Replies: 12
Views: 1,956
Posted By madi
bit of a strange one this but

i need a picture of a healed bone fracture so that i can show a young boy who had a broken arm why there is a bump where the break was

i wish to illustrate how ther bone grows over a bit where the...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Nov 2004, 11:04
Replies: 122
Views: 6,314
Posted By madi
Re: is thinking about children sexually wrong?

demand and supply
tut

---


thoughts or fantasy?

some of the stuff that runs though my head when in the shower with it switched to pulse i would never actually do (though i have to say at...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Nov 2004, 12:58
Replies: 16
Views: 1,807
Posted By madi
Re: 'vip' ????

yes
a bit like walking through a shockwaves advert
but the music was ok and the drinks were free :)





nope
i am in love and therefor faithful
Forum: General Discussions 26 Nov 2004, 15:59
Replies: 20
Views: 2,875
Posted By madi
Re: is it art?

he made it in 1980

its crap
not as crap as Ms Ermins filthy bed but crap nonetheless
Forum: General Discussions 26 Nov 2004, 14:43
Replies: 16
Views: 1,807
Posted By madi
'vip' ????

went to the VIP opening of a new babycream night club in leeds last night (house mate works for diageo so we were on the guest list)

the only recognisable person in there was a hollyoak boy (the...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Nov 2004, 13:49
Replies: 96
Views: 5,641
Posted By madi
Re: This happened at work today.

i am 5 foot 8 inches tall and weigh about 9 stone 4 pounds
you could make two of me out of Demon Dave


there is a man in an office down the corridor that would be the same hight lying down as he...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Nov 2004, 15:25
Replies: 22
Views: 1,746
Posted By madi
Re: can't wake up

i am drinking lots of tea and coffee
still feel tired but am peeing a lot which i suppose is keeping me awake
Forum: General Discussions 25 Nov 2004, 14:30
Replies: 148
Views: 6,859
Posted By madi
Re: Picture of my forthcoming 'date'

i have to ask
how old are you both?

kissing at bus stops and text message dating?


(or am i just dull and old and out of date with todays youth)
Forum: General Discussions 25 Nov 2004, 10:23
Replies: 26
Views: 3,010
Posted By madi
Re: I went to the town yesterday..

what is the ' infront of the word smart for?
Forum: General Discussions 24 Nov 2004, 10:16
Replies: 95
Views: 5,408
Posted By madi
Re: screwed beyond belief

if she got to a full term pregnancy with out noticing then she is both fat and dumb
if this is the first time you have had contact since you got back she is slutty for bonking visiting ski...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Nov 2004, 17:03
Replies: 23
Views: 1,907
Posted By madi
Re: i have come up with a new idea for a reality TV show

the girls would probably end up having sex with each other
and not let the geeks watch
Forum: General Discussions 23 Nov 2004, 10:32
Replies: 49
Views: 3,590
Posted By madi
Re: The Love Thread

i love the chocolate suffle pudding served at The Fish Works restaurant in Bath
truely orgasmic
Forum: General Discussions 22 Nov 2004, 13:32
Replies: 96
Views: 5,641
Posted By madi
Re: This happened at work today.

i reckon

she kind of fancies you but thinks you are too chubby
and is hoping you will take the hint and start exercising
Forum: General Discussions 18 Nov 2004, 15:20
Replies: 59
Views: 3,993
Posted By madi
Re: A Jamaican driving in his new BMW

perhaps you are not worth remembering
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