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Forum: Planetarion Discussions 14 May 2016, 20:18
Replies: 10
Views: 1,935
Posted By sword
Re: Round 67 Name Voting

Not for long.
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 14 May 2016, 18:47
Replies: 10
Views: 1,935
Posted By sword
Re: Round 67 Name Voting

Call it Round 67.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Feb 2015, 19:55
Replies: 105
Views: 38,674
Posted By sword
Re: so... where'd everyone go?

I think bumping is still frowned upon :bunny:
Forum: General Discussions 23 May 2014, 19:49
Replies: 23
Views: 3,607
Posted By sword
Re: Hey guys how is it going

It is amazing how time seems to pass quicker the older you get, I think us oldies should get together and form two new Planetarion alliances, suck my balls (SMB) for guys and lick my tits (LMT) for...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 6 Apr 2014, 19:29
Replies: 2
Views: 911
Posted By sword
Re: Stilhaus Kitchens Complaints

Yes, this place is the best for stuff.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Apr 2014, 18:59
Replies: 2
Views: 992
Posted By sword
Re: Can someone explain to me...

Grab all the wires, twist them into a knot and plug that shit in.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Feb 2013, 23:47
Replies: 105
Views: 38,674
Posted By sword
Re: so... where'd everyone go?

Just saying this is cool my thing pings when I get an email so I know you replied \0/
Forum: General Discussions 8 Feb 2013, 22:43
Replies: 105
Views: 38,674
Posted By sword
Re: so... where'd everyone go?

I'm going to dedicate the rest of my Internet life to making you happy.

Where shall we start?
Forum: General Discussions 8 Feb 2013, 19:31
Replies: 105
Views: 38,674
Posted By sword
Re: so... where'd everyone go?

Hello skiddy, yes a flutter of life in GD, I resisted the urge to create a thread about hundreds of schoolgirls getting washed up on a beach covered in slime (turns out it was seagulls).

But on a...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Feb 2013, 19:53
Replies: 105
Views: 38,674
Posted By sword
Re: so... where'd everyone go?

Look it worked again, I got another email \0/

Nothing wrong with big butts, last thing you want is some scrawny wench shoving bones in your face!
Forum: General Discussions 6 Feb 2013, 11:46
Replies: 105
Views: 38,674
Posted By sword
Re: so... where'd everyone go?

I love getting emails when a reply is left - how are you Aryn? If I recall correctly several years ago you were looking for work and lap dancing was suggested, did this ever take off :p
Forum: General Discussions 5 Feb 2013, 19:40
Replies: 105
Views: 38,674
Posted By sword
Re: so... where'd everyone go?

The super awesome thing is, now I have updated my email address, I got an email to say you had posted in this thread :banana:
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2013, 15:00
Replies: 105
Views: 38,674
Posted By sword
Re: so... where'd everyone go?

Ok the link doesnt work no matter :)
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2013, 14:45
Replies: 105
Views: 38,674
Posted By sword
Re: so... where'd everyone go?

//http://pirate.planetarion.com/image.php?u=68134&dateline=1359985374&type=thumb

I cant remember how to post a picture in a thread but this link might work, I still have the DYB registration - DYB...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2013, 14:25
Replies: 105
Views: 38,674
Posted By sword
Re: so... where'd everyone go?

Ah yes thank you, after all these years I never spotted that, there was a . in between my first and last names which needed to be removed, which has now been updated.

My mind googles at the...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Feb 2013, 22:51
Replies: 105
Views: 38,674
Posted By sword
Re: so... where'd everyone go?

Hello isn't that spooky I just logged in for the first time in ages and I can see familiar names yay \o/

I have very fond memories of this place!
Forum: Alliance Discussions 4 May 2009, 17:08
Replies: 11
Dyb
Views: 2,515
Posted By sword
Re: Dyb

Your probably right, I think Cheek decided to ban somebody at random, can't believe it was down to a joke - some crazy things happened - I recall Grimble went insane and nearly got banned before the...
Forum: Alliance Discussions 4 May 2009, 11:46
Replies: 11
Dyb
Views: 2,515
Posted By sword
Re: Dyb

Come on guys at our peak we must have had about eight members although I'm fairly sure three of them were actually one person.
Forum: Alliance Discussions 3 May 2009, 15:23
Replies: 11
Dyb
Views: 2,515
Posted By sword
Dyb

Is anyone still here who was in this alliance and did Grimble ever explode?
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2008, 16:43
Replies: 23
Views: 1,601
Posted By sword
Thumbs up Re: Hello

That was worth a green blob
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2008, 17:53
Replies: 23
Views: 1,601
Posted By sword
Re: Hello

I suspect there's more to this thread than meets the eye. The first capital letter of each word spells HEONTTSLTMF.

I think DRAGAON is trying to communicate something important here.
Forum: General Discussions 13 May 2008, 17:51
Replies: 4
Views: 1,068
Posted By sword
Re: Snoop Dogg

I heard there was a RNB track being launched in the US not featuring Snoop Dogg :o
Forum: General Discussions 3 Feb 2008, 10:18
Replies: 13
Views: 910
Posted By sword
Re: Hang On

Not me, I thought it was TDO/Crashtester.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2008, 19:37
Replies: 10
Views: 1,096
Posted By sword
Re: Rat learning to fly

It's wrong, rats are shit full stop. Gerbils on the other hand, are pretty cool.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2008, 19:32
Replies: 8
Views: 954
Posted By sword
Re: I Have A Dream...

Hey I want some of whatever your on.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2008, 19:23
Replies: 13
Views: 910
Posted By sword
Re: Hang On

Yeah, I lost like, 235,000 posts :crymeariver:
Forum: General Discussions 18 Feb 2007, 16:45
Replies: 13
Views: 1,131
Posted By sword
Re: Eskimo's For Rent

It's amazing how time flies by, the rabbits went to a farm around three years ago when I sold my house and moved into rented accomodation, since then I've bought another house, sold it, and moved...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Feb 2007, 11:48
Replies: 13
Views: 1,131
Posted By sword
Eskimo's For Rent

I've heard you can rent an Eskimo from as little as £10 for a day including vat at the current rate in force and subject to terms and conditions, a copy of which is not available upon request.
...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Dec 2006, 20:27
Replies: 7
Views: 632
Posted By sword
Re: So Anyway...

Happy Birthday to people who's birthday it is today, and merry christmas also to those that celebrate it.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Dec 2006, 20:46
Replies: 13
Views: 1,275
Posted By sword
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jun 2006, 13:02
Replies: 20
Views: 2,640
Posted By sword
Re: Fun and teambuilding challenges for 7-11 year olds (help me do my job!)

Give each kid a butchers knife, blindfold them and stick them all on a bouncy castle whilst blasting out heavy rock music. Take a beer, light a reef, sit back, relax and enjoy.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jun 2006, 22:53
Replies: 8
Views: 350
Posted By sword
Re: tiny little bills

Thanks Phil^ (the ^ in your name is a real bummer to type becasue I don't use it often and had to look for it on the keyboard).

I wasn't sure what truncated means so I looked it up;

Having the...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jun 2006, 22:37
Replies: 8
Views: 350
Posted By sword
Re: tiny little bills

Why was part of that stuff censored out??
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jun 2006, 22:34
Replies: 8
Views: 350
Posted By sword
Re: tiny little bills

Have you tried www.alltheanti-terrorbillswhichrestrictpeoplesfreedom.com?

I have and it doesn't help.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jun 2006, 22:11
Replies: 18
Views: 554
Posted By sword
Re: Wanker of the Month Nominations - May - June

I nominate Terry Wogan for being a gibbering weirdo with a fake beard. Actually he hasn't got a fake beard now I think about it :confused:

Oh crap I'm going two bed.

2 to too two :confused:
...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Apr 2006, 18:18
Replies: 11
Views: 449
Posted By sword
Re: It worked last time so I thought I'd try it again

I wouldn't pick any of them, like, who cares and why bother? There's much more important stuff to learn about.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Apr 2006, 18:14
Replies: 6
Views: 386
Posted By sword
Re: working online?

There's always that thing with a web cam.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2006, 15:36
Replies: 20
Views: 687
Posted By sword
Re: A game worth playing

The link isn't working for me either, though it's not a problem because I've got lots of other things to do today.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jan 2006, 17:17
Replies: 14
Views: 658
Posted By sword
Re: Excercise Music

Yep thats the one, I have an extended remix which really gets me going.



I actually have that on my ipod - a cover version by Bono. I really like it.


And with regards to the other...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jan 2006, 21:48
Replies: 14
Views: 658
Posted By sword
Exercise Music

At the moment I'm listening to Tiesto's remix of Diagio for Strings but I really need some new material to motivate my workout sessions.

Ideas/suggestions much appreciated.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Nov 2005, 23:27
Replies: 42
Views: 1,263
Posted By sword
Re: Accomodation during the GD meet

Is anybody going to mind if I wear my "Spoc" outfit? It's just a couple of plastic ears and a fancy shirt really.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Nov 2005, 23:26
Replies: 10
Views: 615
Posted By sword
Re: [Spoilers] Christmas

Uhh... I met him last year at the shopping centre :rolleyes:
Forum: General Discussions 24 Nov 2005, 18:03
Replies: 42
Views: 1,263
Posted By sword
Forum: General Discussions 24 Nov 2005, 14:39
Replies: 42
Views: 1,263
Posted By sword
Re: Accomodation during the GD meet

Who's going to put me up??
Forum: General Discussions 21 Nov 2005, 20:13
Replies: 20
Views: 1,096
Posted By sword
Re: So, I Started Making A Website...

Awesome wouldn't suffice - I'm a black guy with freckles, long pink hair, red eyes, a green beard, and blue lips.

I'm also wearing a thong and wellies.

According to my registration I was born...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Oct 2005, 17:30
Replies: 64
Views: 1,491
Posted By sword
Re: A very accurate technique to getting laid on the first date

Why waste money on food and a movie if you just want a shag? Grab a slapper and jump her bones.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Oct 2005, 17:25
Replies: 9
Views: 804
Posted By sword
Re: The Great Wall of China

If a gazillion bazillion Ninja's all stood on the Chinese wall and they all had flashing beacons glued to their heads, now that would be something, eh?
Forum: General Discussions 28 Sep 2005, 09:03
Replies: 16
Views: 818
Posted By sword
Re: Giant Squid finally photographed, 59 feet (18 meters)

It could feed one Japanese for a year, tweleve Japanase for a month, or loads of Japanese for a day.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Sep 2005, 15:32
Replies: 9
Views: 681
Posted By sword
Re: Tales from a part-time grocery clerk

Sounds like a cool place to work.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Sep 2005, 15:28
Replies: 16
tut
Views: 585
Posted By sword
Re: tut

This calls for a campaign or something.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Sep 2005, 17:08
Replies: 8
Views: 401
Posted By sword
Re: broadband(ish) question

Is your isp contract with Pipex?
Forum: General Discussions 22 Sep 2005, 16:42
Replies: 203
Views: 5,359
Posted By sword
Re: hello!!

I've just done a quick calculation and in two days, three hours and twenty one minutes, we'll be discussing Chelsea.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Sep 2005, 16:23
Replies: 203
Views: 5,359
Posted By sword
Re: hello!!

I'm quite sure your not a retard so why the facade?
Forum: General Discussions 22 Sep 2005, 15:33
Replies: 25
Views: 786
Posted By sword
Re: There is no house in New Orleans

I was thinking the very same thing.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Sep 2005, 11:01
Replies: 29
Views: 885
Posted By sword
Re: It is Official

Agreed.

In fact, the whole thread has turned into a right hoot :)
Forum: General Discussions 19 Sep 2005, 21:12
Replies: 29
Views: 885
Posted By sword
Re: It is Official

I once slid down a mountain on a bin liner and run over a shard of glass.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Sep 2005, 10:41
Replies: 203
Views: 5,359
Posted By sword
Re: hello!!

This is no place for a girl.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Sep 2005, 18:18
Replies: 29
Views: 14,628
Posted By sword
Re: Car Insurance

I honestly don't know who I'm insured with but they stiff me on the price due to having 9 points. So, do your best to keep a clean liscence or pay the penalty.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Sep 2005, 11:05
Replies: 7
Views: 493
Posted By sword
Re: Snapped

I'm speechless.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Sep 2005, 21:08
Replies: 46
Views: 1,091
Posted By sword
Re: Wow Wow Wow

I thought Vampy took that biscuit - with the added joy of being VS :)
Forum: General Discussions 8 Sep 2005, 12:56
Replies: 73
Views: 1,292
Posted By sword
Re: Which watch do you wear?

swords watch - discreetly elegant (http://www.goldsmiths.co.uk/bin/venda?ex=co_disp-view&invt=17680068&bsref=goldsmiths)
Forum: General Discussions 7 Sep 2005, 21:54
Replies: 50
Views: 1,698
Posted By sword
Re: Let Battle Commence

That was a tough fight mind.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Sep 2005, 21:47
Replies: 46
Views: 1,091
Posted By sword
Re: Wow Wow Wow

I seem to recall you kicked me out of an irc channel for being silly or rude. I can't exactly recall which. I think it was around the time when DYB were barging into alliance channels at random...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2005, 14:43
Replies: 14
Views: 692
Posted By sword
Re: Might interest some of you who are into politics

I've just emailed them about the Flavius/Yahwe saga.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Aug 2005, 17:22
Replies: 148
Views: 3,919
Posted By sword
Re: GD Meet #2

Can I bring a bicycle pump?
Forum: General Discussions 24 Aug 2005, 17:16
Replies: 13
Views: 648
Posted By sword
Re: Tomorrow is a sad day

The thread was posted at 00.19 on the 24th August. Is tommorrow today or tommorrow? :confused:
Forum: General Discussions 24 Aug 2005, 17:13
Replies: 33
Views: 935
Posted By sword
Re: How do I.....

Nobody dreams about having sex with their lady, thats what Britney Spears is for. Anyway, just assume you did and be happy about it :)
Forum: General Discussions 23 Aug 2005, 16:48
Replies: 47
Views: 1,338
Posted By sword
Re: Concerning the Flavius situation

I'm in the Flavius Camp, not the Wankers :)
Forum: General Discussions 19 Aug 2005, 23:07
Replies: 58
Views: 1,529
Posted By sword
Re: Xbox stuff from codes, anyone ever won like this?

I think I'll swap my bacon sarnie for a bowl of jelly in the morning.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2005, 20:58
Replies: 26
Views: 1,016
Posted By sword
Re: Nobody does ugliness like Zionist women.

I've lost my blue shoes :(

If you find them, please let me know. You can't miss them. They're blue.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Aug 2005, 17:01
Replies: 12
Views: 719
Posted By sword
Re: Sky Television - Can you cheat their system?

I got my ticket for 25 quid when it was first advertised, how bout you? Dunno the answer to your question tho.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Aug 2005, 16:56
Replies: 9
Views: 681
Posted By sword
Re: Ants in your pants

I feel sorry for the ants. One minute they're playing happily on a wall, the next minute they're crawling around your arse being scratched to death.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Aug 2005, 16:46
Replies: 29
Views: 703
Posted By sword
Re: Fears

Then I hope their mother takes out a protection order against you.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Aug 2005, 16:04
Replies: 14
Views: 576
Posted By sword
Re: tea troubles

I can't help but think the title of this thread should be more to do with "Sky Remote Control Troubles". The fact that tea was spilt is irrelevant, it's the damage to the remote that your concerned...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Aug 2005, 15:09
Replies: 22
Views: 516
Posted By sword
Lightbulb Re: Puppy!

This thread would be better with a photo (of the dog).
Forum: General Discussions 12 Aug 2005, 15:07
Replies: 29
Views: 703
Posted By sword
Re: Fears

I'm afraid of being eaten by a shark.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Aug 2005, 14:59
Replies: 12
Views: 648
Posted By sword
Re: Cake Walk

I don't know :(
Forum: General Discussions 12 Aug 2005, 14:44
Replies: 36
Views: 1,046
Posted By sword
Re: If you noticed that your post count went down...

I lost four million three hundred and twenty six thousand posts :(
Forum: General Discussions 12 Aug 2005, 14:06
Replies: 21
Views: 760
Posted By sword
Re: Must be a slow news day

There must be one leg hopping around with no cat.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Aug 2005, 12:44
Replies: 90
Views: 1,939
Posted By sword
Re: Newsflash : Arrogant car drivers found to be "complete faggots", survey says

A mate of mine hasn't got a penis and he's always complaining about people who have got one.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jul 2005, 22:21
Replies: 49
Views: 1,481
Posted By sword
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2005, 17:42
Replies: 9
Views: 591
Posted By sword
Re: We Are Family!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I was on drugs too :(
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2005, 09:56
Replies: 26
Views: 759
Posted By sword
Re: Celebrity Restaraunts

Technically this definition but I suppose anywhere you might bump into a celeb would be just as good.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jul 2005, 22:32
Replies: 71
Views: 2,431
Posted By sword
Re: Competition

The Fag Boy Twat Heads With Little Cocks.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jul 2005, 18:16
Replies: 57
Views: 2,273
Posted By sword
Re: Afraid of Muslims?.

Can you imagine how uncomfortable it must be for a Muslim travelling on public transport carrying a rucksack?
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jul 2005, 17:19
Replies: 26
Views: 759
Posted By sword
Re: Celebrity Restaraunts

Bought it last September, 3.0 diesel, TV, Auto, Sat Nav, Leather etc, wicked car all round, though not quite the M5 :D
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jul 2005, 16:31
Replies: 26
Views: 759
Posted By sword
Re: Celebrity Restaraunts

I might try and get a table there next time I visit London.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jul 2005, 15:38
Replies: 26
Views: 759
Posted By sword
Celebrity Restaraunts

I tried one a few weeks ago, Antony Worrall Thompson's Notting Grill (http://www.restaurant-guide.com/details/default.asp?rID=4656&ID=1232&path=12,14,2395,1232&cuiID=9) in London. The food was...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2005, 14:29
Replies: 35
Views: 857
Posted By sword
Re: Say thankyou to S|K

Dont worry I'll give you a green burp thanks dude send me some money as well please.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2005, 14:27
Replies: 25
Views: 691
Posted By sword
Re: It's my birthday..

Wow that baby learns fast.

HB dude.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2005, 10:54
Replies: 35
Views: 857
Posted By sword
Re: Say thankyou to S|K

Whats this all about?
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2005, 16:54
Replies: 113
Views: 3,355
Posted By sword
Re: Is GD dying?

Back when I used to come here regularly there were bananna's flying around all over the place but I've just looked through this entire thread and can't find one anywhere.

> :banana: :banana: ...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jul 2005, 18:24
Replies: 24
Views: 738
Posted By sword
Re: My sink seems to have clogged itself with my hair.

I got three neg reps for that post :devil:
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jul 2005, 18:23
Replies: 16
Views: 728
Posted By sword
Re: buying a computer

Whats wrong with your old one?
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jul 2005, 00:40
Replies: 24
Views: 738
Posted By sword
Re: My sink seems to have clogged itself with my hair.

Eat a razor blade and you'll stop worrying about it.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jul 2005, 20:29
Replies: 88
Views: 2,066
Posted By sword
Re: Yahwe's Dinner Party Menu

Just missing some chips.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2005, 09:40
Replies: 12
Views: 751
Posted By sword
Re: Tomorrow night

What an amazingly shit thread :eek:
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jun 2005, 14:11
Replies: 55
Views: 1,713
Posted By sword
Re: Guess whos back.......

Every forum poster would have contemplated posting that, two years ago :crazyxmas:
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jun 2005, 13:29
Replies: 22
Views: 781
Posted By sword
Re: POTW Nominations.

I would like to nominate this post by Puddle_duck;

http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?t=186205
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jun 2005, 13:25
Replies: 55
Views: 1,713
Posted By sword
Re: Guess whos back.......

Nice arse btw ;)
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jun 2005, 13:22
Replies: 55
Views: 1,713
Posted By sword
Re: Guess whos back.......

This isn't the first time you've come back now is it? :rolleyes:
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jun 2005, 20:45
Replies: 33
Views: 1,073
Posted By sword
Re: Turning Dream car into reality

http://www.jaguar.co.uk/uk/en/home.htm
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jun 2005, 13:11
Replies: 24
Views: 885
Posted By sword
Re: Not Eating Properly - Advice Needed

There is a reason why you are not eating, work out what it is and deal with it.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jun 2005, 13:06
Replies: 67
Views: 1,396
Posted By sword
Re: The Happy Thread

Is busstop really one word?
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jun 2005, 13:03
Replies: 18
W
Views: 1,454
Posted By sword
Re: W

What if he lost his penis in a freak accident :eek:
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jun 2005, 19:53
Replies: 33
Views: 1,073
Posted By sword
Re: Turning Dream car into reality

Contact any of the major car manufacturers such as Ford, GM, Toyota etc. as they would surely snap up your friends design and have it rolling of the production lines and into a showroom near you...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jun 2005, 19:04
Replies: 10
Views: 553
Posted By sword
Re: [tennis] Murray...

Thats actually a damn good point :D
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jun 2005, 18:49
Replies: 10
Views: 553
Posted By sword
Re: [tennis] Murray...

Tennis would be much more interesting if the players were allowed to carry a sword in one hand and a racquet in the other. It would certainly make the players think twice before going to close to the...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jun 2005, 18:43
Replies: 49
Views: 1,041
Posted By sword
Exclamation Re: Iran have a new president

Just as an aside, if you get your gas and electricity from the same supplier you can usually get a "Dual Fuel" discount.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jun 2005, 18:30
Replies: 49
Views: 1,041
Posted By sword
Re: Iran have a new president

Imagine they elected a hamster as president. You would have to ask - "So who owns the hamster".
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jun 2005, 18:25
Replies: 10
Views: 553
Posted By sword
Re: [tennis] Murray...

Lets hope his tennis doesn't suffer.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jun 2005, 13:46
Replies: 16
Views: 513
Posted By sword
Re: Ok. I`ve still got this tarts coat...

Take the coat deep into the woods tonight and leave it under a tree.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Mar 2005, 19:56
Replies: 62
Views: 2,289
Posted By sword
Re: Sword

Hello, hey like, cool.

I was stupid after the ban/unban thing and since then I've moved house twice and loads more stuff has gone on in my life but I am still alive and lurking around sometimes....
Forum: General Discussions 29 Aug 2003, 15:11
Replies: 6
Views: 860
Posted By sword
This thread has nothing to do with DYB.

This thread has nothing to do with DYB.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Aug 2003, 15:10
Replies: 13
Views: 947
Posted By sword
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Dace was drunk yesterday

I think you are a faggy geek. Do you care to deny this, hmm??
Forum: General Discussions 29 Aug 2003, 14:57
Replies: 24
Views: 885
Posted By sword
Goodbye thread.

Goodbye thread.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Aug 2003, 14:54
Replies: 20
Views: 897
Posted By sword
I am sure he does.

I am sure he does.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Aug 2003, 14:25
Replies: 25
Views: 1,428
Posted By sword
Funking hell :eek:

Funking hell :eek:
Forum: General Discussions 29 Aug 2003, 13:14
Replies: 23
Views: 806
Posted By sword
Question Is lapdancing immoral?

Last night, i went out in Bristol with some of my chums and we all got drunk. The next thing I knew, we were in a lap dancing club and i actually had not one, but two lap dances. I was too drunk to...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 19:23
Replies: 25
Views: 695
Posted By sword
I'm 99% sure it was my wife, but the video...

I'm 99% sure it was my wife, but the video evidence was filmed from behind the car so it could have been my mother-in-law.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 17:44
Replies: 56
Views: 1,404
Posted By sword
I have gone without since Saturday :(

I have gone without since Saturday :(
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 17:02
Replies: 25
Views: 695
Posted By sword
Lots, but it helps if your cool.

Lots, but it helps if your cool.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 16:43
Replies: 10
Views: 648
Posted By sword
Should Dace be locked in a box?

That way, he wouldn't be able to deliver immense pleasure to women and all us other guys could relax.

Well what do you think?
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 16:39
Replies: 21
Views: 1,301
Posted By sword
Re: Chemical Ali

Now he can be tortured and interrogated.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 16:28
Replies: 37
Views: 810
Posted By sword
I like pussy.

I like pussy.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 16:24
Replies: 28
Views: 898
Posted By sword
The best form of defence is attack, so if someone...

The best form of defence is attack, so if someone looks at your pint, it's good to have an axe in your hand.

In truth, the axe is really for a type of Indian dance which I have developed and I...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 16:16
Replies: 37
Views: 810
Posted By sword
Hang on, was this a dream as in a dream, or a...

Hang on, was this a dream as in a dream, or a dream as in a dream?
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 16:14
Replies: 37
Views: 810
Posted By sword
Congratulations Dace.

Congratulations Dace.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 16:11
Replies: 28
Views: 898
Posted By sword
I live in Wales.

I live in Wales.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 15:55
Replies: 25
Views: 695
Posted By sword
There's nothing funny about stabbing kids :eek:

There's nothing funny about stabbing kids :eek:
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 15:53
Replies: 28
Views: 898
Posted By sword
Well I don't think there's anything wrong with...

Well I don't think there's anything wrong with that, but surely a motorbike can be just as lethal as an axe or a chainsaw?
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 15:49
Replies: 28
Views: 898
Posted By sword
The bastards.

The bastards.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 15:47
Replies: 28
Views: 898
Posted By sword
How on earth could you take a motorbike into a...

How on earth could you take a motorbike into a disco? :confused:
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 15:45
Replies: 28
Views: 898
Posted By sword
Angry Damn bouncers took my axe

I went out clubbin last night and the damn bouncers wouldn't let me take my axe into the disco :mad:
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 15:44
Replies: 25
Views: 695
Posted By sword
There have been quite a few cases of that...

There have been quite a few cases of that recently. Dwight Yorke got away with it because his agent completed the form and sent it in unsigned.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 15:43
Replies: 9
Views: 579
Posted By sword
Another Dream F**k

My station wagon was banned from the road for failling it's exhaust emmission test. This morning, I looked out of the window to see two young lads jumping on the bonnet of the wagon.

I shouted out...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 15:38
Replies: 25
Views: 695
Posted By sword
Thumbs up I am NOT GUILTY

Remember back in November 2001 I posted a thread saying my car had been caught speeding but I had no idea who the driver was? Well I was convicted in August 2002 under section 172 of the road traffic...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 12:53
Replies: 32
Views: 959
Posted By sword
Thumbs up :up: :up: :up: :up: Best repkly so far :D

:up: :up: :up: :up:

Best repkly so far :D
Forum: General Discussions 20 Aug 2003, 21:15
Replies: 19
Views: 611
Posted By sword
Re: Re: Re: Re: Laptops Float

No, it actually floated just under the water line, but with some modification by way of a waterproof casing, you could have a very versatile laptop that floats in the bath, and still works.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Aug 2003, 11:57
Replies: 19
Views: 611
Posted By sword
And ducks are made of meat, so therefore, laptops...

And ducks are made of meat, so therefore, laptops are made of.......?
Forum: General Discussions 20 Aug 2003, 11:41
Replies: 19
Views: 611
Posted By sword
Re: Re: Laptops Float

It floated for about 30 minutes before I took it out of the bath. I should clarify though, the laptop in question is a Toshiba 480 CDT, and it might be the case that not all laptops float, but this...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Aug 2003, 19:33
Replies: 19
Views: 611
Posted By sword
Exclamation Laptops Float

Strange but true, they really do.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Aug 2003, 22:29
Replies: 24
Views: 797
Posted By sword
Wierdo.

Wierdo.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Aug 2003, 12:49
Replies: 3
Views: 544
Posted By sword
Re: Re: Classic FMTV

I've seen a couple of video's with a guy playing a violin including the Nigel Kennedy one, and last night, there was a good video with a lady playing a violin. I'm really into that station at the...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Aug 2003, 10:27
Replies: 29
Views: 1,361
Posted By sword
I thought this was about a young galaxy.

I thought this was about a young galaxy.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Aug 2003, 10:26
Replies: 6
Views: 467
Posted By sword
I just can't wait to see Liverpool vs the new...

I just can't wait to see Liverpool vs the new Chelsea, but I will have too, unless Kurashima invents a time machine. If he did invent one, I wonder if it would be better to go back in time and change...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Aug 2003, 10:23
Replies: 3
Views: 544
Posted By sword
Classic FMTV

I've started watching the classical channel on MTV in place of the usual dance stuff, and quite frankly, it rocks. It's not classical music as you think, but more with a modern pop style. Does anyone...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Aug 2003, 10:20
Replies: 24
Views: 797
Posted By sword
Who, me?

Who, me?
Forum: General Discussions 16 Aug 2003, 11:49
Replies: 13
Views: 1,274
Posted By sword
This is better than the original, which just goes...

This is better than the original, which just goes to show - don't drink and post :D
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2003, 22:32
Replies: 18
Views: 1,690
Posted By sword
Today is every day but it rarely is.

Today is every day but it rarely is.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2003, 22:26
Replies: 18
Views: 1,690
Posted By sword
I remember the time when I danced all night and...

I remember the time when I danced all night and there was no future and no past - just the now which never exists outside of your mind, because now is then.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2003, 22:19
Replies: 18
Views: 1,690
Posted By sword
I live in my thread - how about you? Fixed

I live in my thread - how about you?

Fixed
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2003, 22:16
Replies: 18
Views: 1,690
Posted By sword
I DID IT - I WON

I DID IT - I WON
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2003, 21:41
Replies: 18
Views: 1,690
Posted By sword
G2G - Vice City beckons. Hasta Luego :banana:

G2G - Vice City beckons.

Hasta Luego :banana:
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2003, 21:39
Replies: 13
Views: 1,274
Posted By sword
There is a good discount on that DVD!!

There is a good discount on that DVD!!
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2003, 21:35
Replies: 18
Views: 1,690
Posted By sword
Dr Wakka?? Is that you really you??? Give Snurx a...

Dr Wakka?? Is that you really you??? Give Snurx a kiss from me plz and tell him to keep it down :)
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2003, 21:32
Replies: 13
Views: 1,274
Posted By sword
What is this then? I've been in Spain for two...

What is this then? I've been in Spain for two weeks which is like, thats where i was.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2003, 21:30
Replies: 18
Views: 1,690
Posted By sword
Is there a rule that limits the number of times...

Is there a rule that limits the number of times you can reply to your own thread? I hope not because I feel like typing alot.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2003, 21:28
Replies: 18
Views: 1,690
Posted By sword
It's really hard to read capital letters you know...

It's really hard to read capital letters you know but I'm pleased to see you duty tonight.

I was starting to feel n0rty :D
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2003, 21:26
Replies: 18
Views: 1,690
Posted By sword
Is Kurashima around still? I met some people...

Is Kurashima around still? I met some people whilst on holiday from the Isle of Kurashima and one of them knows somebody who works in the bank of Kurashima.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2003, 21:23
Replies: 18
Views: 1,690
Posted By sword
This is my thread.

This is my thread.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2003, 21:22
Replies: 18
Views: 1,690
Posted By sword
I've been away for two weeks - is Snurx a MOD yet?

I've been away for two weeks - is Snurx a MOD yet?
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2003, 21:20
Replies: 18
Views: 1,690
Posted By sword
What happened to CoD?

What happened to CoD?
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2003, 21:18
Replies: 18
Views: 1,690
Posted By sword
I want to be with you.

I want to be with you.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2003, 21:17
Replies: 18
Views: 1,690
Posted By sword
I have proof.

I have proof.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Aug 2003, 21:12
Replies: 13
Views: 1,274
Posted By sword
I am NOT a Monkey

A few weeks ago, I confessed to being a monkey. The truth is, I am not a monkey. The real truth is, I am a surface to air missile.

Sorry.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Aug 2003, 20:13
Replies: 11
Old
Views: 589
Posted By sword
"Old" ...predictable huh :(

"Old"


...predictable huh :(
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 2 Aug 2003, 20:12
Replies: 272
Views: 10,629
Posted By sword
I want to be a Multi Hunter.

I want to be a Multi Hunter.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Aug 2003, 20:02
Replies: 13
Views: 612
Posted By sword
Re: fill me in!

Scotland? :D
Forum: General Discussions 2 Aug 2003, 09:29
Replies: 2
Views: 539
Posted By sword
the dying puppy

No, I would keep that a secret. Now start taking pm´s again and answer the question.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Aug 2003, 10:13
Replies: 28
Views: 635
Posted By sword
Mine is self explanatory - DYB ownz ur crappy...

Mine is self explanatory - DYB ownz ur crappy allyance, and I am a monkey.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Aug 2003, 10:04
Replies: 15
Views: 712
Posted By sword
I just like posting in Ärketrollmannen threads.

I just like posting in Ärketrollmannen threads.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jul 2003, 22:56
Replies: 6
Views: 532
Posted By sword
10/10 :)

10/10 :)
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jul 2003, 22:17
Replies: 8
Views: 453
Posted By sword
I once went out wearing odd socks....

I once went out wearing odd socks. (http://dictionary.cambridge.org/define.asp?key=75434&dict=CALD)
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jul 2003, 22:15
Replies: 40
Views: 662
Posted By sword
There's not much point now.... the rounds nearly...

There's not much point now.... the rounds nearly over :(
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jul 2003, 22:09
Replies: 40
Views: 662
Posted By sword
While the world and your friends and your family...

While the world and your friends and your family are being decimated with the end of the world, you will entertain them by dressing up as Barney?

Cool.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jul 2003, 22:05
Replies: 6
Views: 532
Posted By sword
The answer my friend.

The answer my friend.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jul 2003, 22:02
Replies: 40
Views: 662
Posted By sword
Imagine it was a false alarm and you would have...

Imagine it was a false alarm and you would have done nothing, for nothing :eek:
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jul 2003, 19:36
Replies: 26
Views: 831
Posted By sword
Re: Re: Re: Re: A Confession

I never said I was a bright monkey :(

Anyway, try this link for the photo evidence of my monkiness:

Hmmm...??...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jul 2003, 15:21
Replies: 26
Views: 831
Posted By sword
Exclamation People are mis-reading part of my confession! ...

People are mis-reading part of my confession!

"I still remember the day, 16th of August, 1986, when I arrived back home driving a stolen pick up truck. I was shunned by my peers and cast from the...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jul 2003, 14:17
Replies: 26
Views: 831
Posted By sword
Re: Re: A Confession

The picture works for me? :confused:
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jul 2003, 12:22
Replies: 40
Views: 662
Posted By sword
Why wait until the end of the world? :eek:

Why wait until the end of the world? :eek:
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jul 2003, 12:19
Replies: 26
Views: 831
Posted By sword
Your not a real monkey.

Your not a real monkey.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jul 2003, 12:06
Replies: 26
Views: 831
Posted By sword
Unhappy A Confession

I've been posting here for around two years now and I can't live with my secret any longer. I'm not who you think I am... I am actually....... a monkey.

I was born in 1970 in Central Africa and...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jul 2003, 20:39
Replies: 22
Views: 736
Posted By sword
We could still be together :D ps This Oingy...

We could still be together :D

ps This Oingy Boingy isn't me, saying that, neither was the last one :eek:
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jul 2003, 20:21
Replies: 22
Views: 736
Posted By sword
Oingy Boingy.

Oingy Boingy.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jul 2003, 22:04
Replies: 69
Views: 1,566
Posted By sword


Forum: General Discussions 27 Jul 2003, 19:06
Replies: 13
Views: 491
Posted By sword
Share tips?

I have £7,000 sat in a bank account and I don't need it until September. I want to invest £1,000 in seven companies, three of which must be low risk, two medium, and two high risk.

Do you have any...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jul 2003, 17:53
Replies: 65
Views: 2,243
Posted By sword
Ärketrollmannen Snurx Dace General Geiger ...

Ärketrollmannen
Snurx
Dace
General Geiger
Crash Tester
Workmonkey
Dreadnought
Flayer
Oreo
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jul 2003, 21:22
Replies: 3
You
Views: 467
Posted By sword
Yes WorkMonkey, YOU.

Yes WorkMonkey, YOU.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jul 2003, 20:20
Replies: 3
You
Views: 467
Posted By sword
You

I love you and i want to laugh and cry and be the sky because its everywhere and cares for nothing and its always there with you.

If only i could stop living and live here all my life and every...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jul 2003, 20:11
Replies: 6
Views: 531
Posted By sword
The prawns ROCKED!!

The prawns ROCKED!!
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jul 2003, 19:29
Replies: 6
Views: 531
Posted By sword
First "I'm not going to click that link because...

First "I'm not going to click that link because I'm off to cook some king prawns with garlic" comment.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jul 2003, 18:15
Replies: 21
Views: 610
Posted By sword
After the tfp tip off, the feeling is mutual :) ...

After the tfp tip off, the feeling is mutual :)

Though it has changed recently.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jul 2003, 17:17
Replies: 12
Views: 547
Posted By sword
Re: Eastenders have got it all wrong

How many Astropods have you got? :D
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jul 2003, 11:14
Replies: 21
Views: 610
Posted By sword
You better check your planet heh :D

You better check your planet heh :D
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jul 2003, 11:04
Replies: 21
Views: 610
Posted By sword
I have five forum accounts so it doesn't really...

I have five forum accounts so it doesn't really matter :D
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jul 2003, 10:48
Replies: 21
Views: 610
Posted By sword
You posted again :eek: You could get in...

You posted again :eek:

You could get in alot of trouble for this!
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jul 2003, 10:44
Replies: 21
Views: 610
Posted By sword
Your not allowed to post on this forum before the...

Your not allowed to post on this forum before the 8pm water shed.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jul 2003, 10:39
Replies: 21
Views: 610
Posted By sword
JJ's rant

Isn't ironic that JJ has posted a crap thread protesting about crap threads? And isn't it doubly ironic that I am posting a crap thread protesting about JJ's crap thread about crap threads? And...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jul 2003, 19:08
Replies: 7
Views: 647
Posted By sword
Snurx is in Paris

I understand he has just lit a spliff (http://www.btopenworld.com/news/topstories/0,,csn=646|csr=3976569,00.html)
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 20 Jul 2003, 21:45
Replies: 13
Views: 1,282
Posted By sword
Ok, I won the n00b league :) 1 ducks ducks...

Ok, I won the n00b league :)

1 ducks ducks 47:6:20 3.645.082

2 Pretty Girl 46:6:9 1.149.205

3 Knockers 46:3:3 1.109.350
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jul 2003, 16:54
Replies: 13
Views: 593
Posted By sword
Complaint

The following thread is very loosely based on a true story*

I called my insurance company yesterday to get a quote for car insurance. Somebody called Tanya answered and said "Thank you for calling...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 20 Jul 2003, 16:30
Replies: 112
Views: 7,113
Posted By sword
#01 - HatlessDerek #02 - Snurx #03 - Elvis ...

#01 - HatlessDerek
#02 - Snurx
#03 - Elvis
#04 - Freddie Kruger
#05 - Dennis Bergkamp
#06 - Britney Spears
#07 - Sadamn Hussein
#08 - John
#09 - Mike Barnes
#10 - James Bond
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jul 2003, 19:30
Replies: 10
Views: 492
Posted By sword
:(

:(
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jul 2003, 18:17
Replies: 38
Views: 856
Posted By sword
Snurx.

Snurx.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 19:18
Replies: 25
Poll: Petition*
Views: 854
Posted By sword
SNURX FOR MOD - HE MIGHT NOT BE GAY!

SNURX FOR MOD - HE MIGHT NOT BE GAY!
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 18:15
Replies: 25
Poll: Petition*
Views: 854
Posted By sword
Which one?

Which one?
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 00:57
Replies: 31
Views: 1,194
Posted By sword
Tommorrow I will read this thread properply...

Tommorrow I will read this thread properply because i am shure it wil be acQ¬!
Forum: Alliance Discussions 10 Jul 2003, 07:40
Replies: 67
Views: 2,417
Posted By sword
True, and I lost 300 Harpies in that attack :(

True, and I lost 300 Harpies in that attack :(
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jul 2003, 21:12
Replies: 41
Views: 1,184
Posted By sword
If you don't, satans army will hunt you down and...

If you don't, satans army will hunt you down and have a party on your face with a cordless drill.

Thats a good enough reason for me :D
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jul 2003, 23:00
Replies: 41
Views: 1,184
Posted By sword
All your gimmick are belong to some guy.

All your gimmick are belong to some guy.
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 6 Jul 2003, 16:43
Replies: 22
Views: 872
Posted By sword
But some people like me cant dedicate much time...

But some people like me cant dedicate much time to the game due to family commitments, and other interests etc. I still play because I like the game and making new friends, but I can't and don't want...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 6 Jul 2003, 09:02
Replies: 22
Views: 872
Posted By sword
I concurr with your comments, I do exaggerate...

I concurr with your comments, I do exaggerate alot on the forums to emphasise a point :D

ps got my court date but its being held in Newport, not Cardiff.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jul 2003, 19:35
Replies: 18
Views: 789
Posted By sword
I shall have a look at it later.

I shall have a look at it later.
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 5 Jul 2003, 19:05
Replies: 22
Views: 872
Posted By sword
I login regularly and check the gal status but im...

I login regularly and check the gal status but im not irc active and I could never hold a high ratio of roids and I agree there are some totally inactive planets not worth defending but there are...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 5 Jul 2003, 17:50
Replies: 22
Views: 872
Posted By sword
I have seen it many times - when the big planets...

I have seen it many times - when the big planets in my gal get attacked, they often have way to much defence.

My point really is valid, I am sooo easy to cover, and I really do help block loads of...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 5 Jul 2003, 17:28
Replies: 22
Views: 872
Posted By sword
Because my planet is small, if and when I do get...

Because my planet is small, if and when I do get attacked (only happened three times this round), the attacker is normally small also, so it would be quite easy for these guys to cover me.

Don't...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 5 Jul 2003, 17:12
Replies: 22
Views: 872
Posted By sword
I logged on this morning as usual and found the...

I logged on this morning as usual and found the big guys in my gal were being hit, and even though my score is only 2.4 million, I helped to repel three attacks from planets of scores up to around 20...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 5 Jul 2003, 16:28
Replies: 22
Views: 872
Posted By sword
Lesson of the day

When my gal has been hit, the active alliance players have covered themselves with mass alliance defence, leaving the smaller less active planets uncovered.

This is fair enough, but now with the...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 5 Jul 2003, 16:12
Replies: 16
Views: 916
Posted By sword
I invested in Wave Reflectors which was a bad...

I invested in Wave Reflectors which was a bad move, and earlier, I was defending someone in my galaxy being attacked by a planet with a score over 8 million, but i blocked 23 military scans from a...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 5 Jul 2003, 13:52
Replies: 16
Views: 916
Posted By sword
I know but the question is should they be...

I know but the question is should they be illegal? Large planets attack my galaxy but most scans that i block are from small planets.
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 5 Jul 2003, 13:25
Replies: 16
Views: 916
Posted By sword
Scan Farms

It must be easy to identify scan farms so I think it would be a good idea to make it illegal.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jul 2003, 20:43
Replies: 20
Views: 869
Posted By sword
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jul 2003, 19:46
Replies: 13
Views: 990
Posted By sword
The real Grimble enjoys mind alltering substances.

The real Grimble enjoys mind alltering substances.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jul 2003, 19:43
Replies: 36
Views: 769
Posted By sword
He certainly wasn't very diplomatic on this...

He certainly wasn't very diplomatic on this occasion.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jul 2003, 19:40
Replies: 68
Views: 1,683
Posted By sword
I was born slippy.

I was born slippy.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2003, 20:51
Replies: 29
Views: 917
Posted By sword
The best thing to do is eat, and get plenty of...

The best thing to do is eat, and get plenty of sleep.
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 29 Jun 2003, 07:58
Replies: 13
Views: 1,282
Posted By sword
The n00b league has been a rip roaring success :)...

The n00b league has been a rip roaring success :)

Not :(
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 28 Jun 2003, 20:13
Replies: 13
Views: 1,282
Posted By sword
Hmmm i am second in the league :( And while...

Hmmm i am second in the league :(

And while you are attacking easy targets, we don't care, because we are having SX :D
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 28 Jun 2003, 13:01
Replies: 13
Views: 1,282
Posted By sword
Just checked - I am top of the n00b league...

Just checked - I am top of the n00b league :banana:
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 28 Jun 2003, 12:04
Replies: 13
Views: 1,282
Posted By sword
Question Battle of the n00bs

Are you online an average of two hours a day and less? Fed up with being called a n00b just because you got a real life? If you can answer yes to both of these questions, then this is for you!

I...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 27 Jun 2003, 17:34
Replies: 13
Views: 1,257
Posted By sword
Unhappy I Feel Bad

I attack some guy today, and i lose 37 spaceship in tick 1, he lose over 600 spaceship and all his PDS. I didnt mean to do that, i dont really know much about the stats and stuff, and now i feel bad....
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jun 2003, 22:42
Replies: 13
Views: 575
Posted By sword
Wouldn't it be weird if the whole thing was just...

Wouldn't it be weird if the whole thing was just a dream and in reality, your feet are fine.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jun 2003, 22:32
Replies: 30
Views: 681
Posted By sword
It would be ironic to go to the barbers for a...

It would be ironic to go to the barbers for a haircut by a barber, only to find that the barber, instead of using his scissors to cut your hair, uses them to cut your dick off and stick it down your...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jun 2003, 09:39
Replies: 5
Views: 482
Posted By sword
You not gone ghey eh?? :eek:

You not gone ghey eh?? :eek:
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jun 2003, 22:47
Replies: 30
Views: 840
Posted By sword
Hmmm... latest thought is that the wife and i...

Hmmm... latest thought is that the wife and i will go to the show afterall, though I have to be in Manchester at 12.30pm on Monday, and she says if/when the Mosging starts - we're leaving :(
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jun 2003, 20:30
Replies: 3
Views: 421
Posted By sword
Yep, the icons are working.

Yep, the icons are working.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jun 2003, 20:29
Replies: 3
Views: 421
Posted By sword
Icon Test

:) :( :o :D ;) :p :cool: :rolleyes: :mad: :eek: :confused: :down: :up: :bunny: :banana: :devil:
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jun 2003, 20:28
Replies: 30
Views: 840
Posted By sword
Yes, and 70 quid!!! But i am starting to...

Yes, and 70 quid!!!

But i am starting to think these tickets won't be sold here :(

Maybe Starbucks wants to buy them? he lives in Bristol so I could meet him with the tickets!

But maybe, I...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jun 2003, 20:03
Replies: 30
Views: 840
Posted By sword
Im just a guy and so like no, I dont accept...

Im just a guy and so like no, I dont accept credit cards! Buyer has to pay cash, in person, and I will allow the succesfull person to touch my hand.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jun 2003, 19:57
Replies: 30
Views: 840
Posted By sword
65,000 tickets, sold out in days, and now...

65,000 tickets, sold out in days, and now changing hands for 80 quid upwards! That guy can sure rap!
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jun 2003, 19:54
Replies: 30
Views: 840
Posted By sword
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jun 2003, 19:52
Replies: 30
Views: 840
Posted By sword
My tickets are only 35 quid each! Look ^^^^ this...

My tickets are only 35 quid each! Look ^^^^ this guy want 50 quid?? ^^^^ Buy my tickets, not this guy ^^^^^^ Gimme a kiss !!

Hi Snurx :)
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jun 2003, 19:09
Replies: 16
Views: 649
Posted By sword
Re: You know..

Four of you strip naked and pour massage oil over each other, while one of you is blind folded, and the one with the blind fold has to run their hands over the others to try and guess who is who.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jun 2003, 18:58
Replies: 30
Views: 840
Posted By sword
Hi Woof :) You rock and stuff. Now do you...

Hi Woof :)

You rock and stuff. Now do you want to buy my tickets?
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jun 2003, 18:47
Replies: 30
Views: 840
Posted By sword
Your all dead.

Your all dead.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jun 2003, 17:28
Replies: 30
Views: 840
Posted By sword
Im going out to the pub for a while and when I...

Im going out to the pub for a while and when I get back, I want these tickets sold, else otherwise you will all die.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jun 2003, 16:53
Replies: 30
Views: 840
Posted By sword
Travel to South Wales tommorrow, buy the tickets...

Travel to South Wales tommorrow, buy the tickets for 70 quid, stand outside the bowl on Sunday and sell them for 100 quid each???!/?//?
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jun 2003, 15:50
Replies: 19
Views: 581
Posted By sword
I can assure you he's not a basketball player!

I can assure you he's not a basketball player!
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jun 2003, 15:42
Replies: 30
Views: 840
Posted By sword
Re: Re: Emenem Tickets For Sale

Are you sure your not a Mod?? :confused:
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jun 2003, 15:26
Replies: 30
Views: 840
Posted By sword
Emenem Tickets For Sale

I got two tickets for this Sunday at the Milton Keynes Bowl, starting at 2pm ending at 10.30pm.

For some reason I can't go so I want to sell the tickets, I don't want to make a profit, I will sell...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jun 2003, 21:16
Replies: 64
Views: 1,903
Posted By sword
Hey like cool ffs, I'm on that list :confused:

Hey like cool ffs, I'm on that list :confused:
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 10:53
Replies: 73
Views: 2,211
Posted By sword
Hey I just noticed, some people have two of my...

Hey I just noticed, some people have two of my forum accounts on the same bus :D
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 10:41
Replies: 9
Views: 824
Posted By sword
Give them back you bitch :mad:

Give them back you bitch :mad:
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 10:40
Replies: 3
Views: 703
Posted By sword
Angry You Dirty Dogs

Am I the only player to have wasted money on wave reflectors?

I am suffering my first attack of the round from what looks suspiciously like a bunch of scan planet multi account sharing dogs, and...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jun 2003, 16:48
Replies: 20
Views: 717
Posted By sword
Much to my surprise, I actually enjoyed myself,...

Much to my surprise, I actually enjoyed myself, thank you :)
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jun 2003, 14:53
Replies: 5
Views: 526
Posted By sword
It would be quicker to just invite him to post on...

It would be quicker to just invite him to post on GD.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jun 2003, 14:39
Replies: 20
Views: 717
Posted By sword
She paid \0/ (72 quid for two tickets btw)

She paid \0/

(72 quid for two tickets btw)
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jun 2003, 20:10
Replies: 20
Views: 717
Posted By sword
What do you want with a dead cat? :confused: ...

What do you want with a dead cat? :confused:

ps Thanks Flayer, its a shame then that no Moshing will be allowed. My wife and I were really looking forward to some aggressive jumping and pushing...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 15 Jun 2003, 19:53
Replies: 17
Views: 1,170
Posted By sword
Sorry, I am Leshy's Snurx :D

Sorry, I am Leshy's Snurx :D
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jun 2003, 19:51
Replies: 20
Views: 717
Posted By sword
Eimenem & You've Been Framed

Thread 1) Eimenem

I have tickets for the show at Milton Keynes next week and the web site says no Moshing is allowed. What is Moshing please?

Thread 2) You've Been Framed

I just sent in a...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jun 2003, 19:48
Replies: 12
Views: 622
Posted By sword
I'm a dad and I had to spend the day at Lego Land...

I'm a dad and I had to spend the day at Lego Land :(
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 14 Jun 2003, 18:53
Replies: 17
Views: 1,170
Posted By sword
The circumstances that led to the closing of two of my accounts

Two off my planets have been deleted and I had an email from MrBrick accusing me of being a multi, yet he had no evidence. The accounts should be re-opened until evidence is produced, and I should be...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jun 2003, 16:12
Replies: 73
Views: 2,211
Posted By sword
Cool, I'm on a bus :banana: Which now I...

Cool, I'm on a bus :banana:

Which now I think about it, might be a bad thing :eek:
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jun 2003, 16:07
Replies: 1
Views: 608
Posted By sword
Cool People

Don't cool people just irritate the hell out of you? It's just so annoying that they know they are cool, and that they know that you know they are cool. Its like their whole purpose in life is to...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jun 2003, 10:15
Replies: 11
Views: 1,000
Posted By sword
Does anyone know where I could buy a pair of red...

Does anyone know where I could buy a pair of red socks from to match my red t-shirt?
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jun 2003, 17:39
Replies: 15
Views: 893
Posted By sword
I think the writer invites the reader to make...

I think the writer invites the reader to make their own abstract observations based on their own experiences. For example, the "chest" could be a literal case, yet leads a referance to a womans tits....
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jun 2003, 16:52
Replies: 15
Views: 893
Posted By sword
I thought at first you meant you and your mate...

I thought at first you meant you and your mate like, grabbed her tits :eek:
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jun 2003, 16:49
Replies: 7
Views: 666
Posted By sword
I sort of like, think I understand :confused:

I sort of like, think I understand :confused:
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jun 2003, 16:31
Replies: 28
Views: 730
Posted By sword
I thought it would be like, cool to have random...

I thought it would be like, cool to have random quotes in my sig, or something.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jun 2003, 13:33
Replies: 28
Views: 730
Posted By sword
You must tell us the joke, it's in the unwritten...

You must tell us the joke, it's in the unwritten rules!
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jun 2003, 13:30
Replies: 28
Views: 730
Posted By sword
Is it a ..... naked panda?? :banana:

Is it a ..... naked panda?? :banana:
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jun 2003, 13:26
Replies: 28
Views: 730
Posted By sword
What is your favorite joke?

What is your favorite joke?
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jun 2003, 13:21
Replies: 17
Views: 615
Posted By sword
Maybe I'm getting too old for this :( Here...

Maybe I'm getting too old for this :(

Here is the original news article upon which my thread is based, maybe people will find it funnier :eek:

PHNOM PENH (Reuters) - Cambodian police have...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jun 2003, 13:18
Replies: 28
Views: 730
Posted By sword
Well there you go, your being too analytical to...

Well there you go, your being too analytical to see the humour value, your seeing all the words but your just picking out the base information.

What do you do for a living out of curiosity?
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jun 2003, 13:15
Replies: 17
Views: 615
Posted By sword
Well there you go Mong, delete this thread and...

Well there you go Mong, delete this thread and give me back my Planetarion Advice Clinic thread, then we can see how it goes?
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jun 2003, 13:12
Replies: 28
Views: 730
Posted By sword
That is actually funny if you think about it,...

That is actually funny if you think about it, like buying a sandwhich, only to find that all the stuff you want on it is not available, and then at the end, it turns out they got no bread, and...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 13 Jun 2003, 11:08
Replies: 6
Views: 505
Posted By sword
What a funny place to find you guys :eek:

What a funny place to find you guys :eek:
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jun 2003, 11:04
Replies: 17
Views: 615
Posted By sword
Did you delete my "Planetarion Advice Clinic"...

Did you delete my "Planetarion Advice Clinic" thread on PD yesterday?
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jun 2003, 10:53
Replies: 15
Views: 619
Posted By sword
Dont be silly - An apple can't defend itself from...

Dont be silly - An apple can't defend itself from being eaten by controlling the tissue of JammyJims gums.

Unless of course, its a magic apple.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jun 2003, 10:09
Replies: 17
Views: 615
Posted By sword
Sainsburys Riot, Nine Killed

Surrey riot police have fired shots to disperse hundreds of protesting shoppers in Woking, Surrey, witnesses say. At least nine shoppers and two checkout operators were killed.

Security has now...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2003, 14:27
Replies: 13
Views: 682
Posted By sword
Exclamation This thread discriminates against people who...

This thread discriminates against people who don't have dogs :(
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 12 Jun 2003, 13:28
Replies: 2
Views: 526
Posted By sword
And ban this user for being rude.

And ban this user for being rude.
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 12 Jun 2003, 13:25
Replies: 2
Views: 526
Posted By sword
Exclamation Potential

My thread had potential benefits to new players and should not have been deleted. Please re-instate it at once and move it to GD if you don't want it here.

Thank you.
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 12 Jun 2003, 13:09
Replies: 26
Views: 1,182
Posted By sword
I order ships at random throughout the day until...

I order ships at random throughout the day until tea time, then I randomly order scans. By bedtime, I have a real mixture of stuff.
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 11 Jun 2003, 18:56
Replies: 25
Views: 1,191
Posted By sword
You see now? IT HAS BEGUN

You see now?

IT HAS BEGUN
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 11 Jun 2003, 17:31
Replies: 25
Views: 1,191
Posted By sword
DYB will extract a heavy price from ur galaxy for...

DYB will extract a heavy price from ur galaxy for that, u will see soon! Check ur galaxy status (left hand column 4th option down) after the next tick!!

And ur MOC and MOW can blame U :D
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 10 Jun 2003, 20:10
Replies: 29
Views: 1,534
Posted By sword
If people want some help, they can ask me - I am...

If people want some help, they can ask me - I am a top player :banana:
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jun 2003, 14:06
Replies: 23
Views: 686
Posted By sword
Lightbulb You can get good money for having gay sex with...

You can get good money for having gay sex with old men.
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 4 Jun 2003, 13:15
Replies: 21
Views: 1,004
Posted By sword
No! Last night in #dyb, there were at least six...

No! Last night in #dyb, there were at least six active players! And I have a new friend :bunny: lo SYMM :bunny:

Besides, I'm trying really hard not to be a n00b this round, i have many asteroid,...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 4 Jun 2003, 12:05
Replies: 21
Views: 1,004
Posted By sword
4 Star jokes? Don't I get a 5 even?? hahaha i...

4 Star jokes? Don't I get a 5 even?? hahaha i ownz JOO :banana:
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 4 Jun 2003, 11:33
Replies: 21
Views: 1,004
Posted By sword
Exclamation I'm far too old to start learning maths so I now...

I'm far too old to start learning maths so I now have a calculator sat next to my PC. It has big fat buttons so that I can use it when drunk.

About the farming thing, anybody who thinks my comment...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 4 Jun 2003, 11:05
Replies: 21
Views: 1,004
Posted By sword
Exclamation Login Questions

Can we please stop having sums as login questions? I've never been any good at maths and the "what is the third letter in the following" type questions are much easier, mostly.

Another thing, to...
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2003, 11:25
Replies: 14
Views: 637
Posted By sword
Not necessarily, mine is a broad sweeping apology...

Not necessarily, mine is a broad sweeping apology aimed at the Moderators and forums users who were online last night and had the misfortune of reading my irate ramblings. Besides that, I'm like Cyp.
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2003, 10:27
Replies: 14
Views: 637
Posted By sword
Sorry

I'm sorry for my actions last night which were childish and out of order and I apologise to the Moderators who were placed in a difficult situation because of this.

Although JohnnyBGood and...
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2003, 22:36
Replies: 25
Views: 587
Posted By sword
Yes I am aware of this but it's only a matter of...

Yes I am aware of this but it's only a matter of time. I don't care anyway, because DYB OWNZ UR CRAPPY ALYANCE :bunny:
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2003, 22:17
Replies: 25
Views: 587
Posted By sword
I am now assuming that we are not :p

I am now assuming that we are not :p
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2003, 22:14
Replies: 25
Views: 587
Posted By sword
May I got him mixed up with someone else? It...

May I got him mixed up with someone else? It would a shame to get my oldest forum account banned over a mix up like that :eek:

I still can't get on irc again either, which is probably just as...
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2003, 22:11
Replies: 25
Views: 587
Posted By sword
JohnnyBGood and Sarina are evil :(

JohnnyBGood and Sarina are evil :(
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2003, 22:06
Replies: 25
Views: 587
Posted By sword
Oh yes I see, I have made MrLJakiri aware of my...

Oh yes I see, I have made MrLJakiri aware of my current state of mind. Harummpff :mad:
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2003, 22:04
Replies: 25
Views: 587
Posted By sword
Snurx have u been a n0rty boy?

Snurx have u been a n0rty boy?
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2003, 21:58
Replies: 47
Views: 988
Posted By sword
Yes indeed, welcome to GD you bitch.

Yes indeed, welcome to GD you bitch.
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2003, 21:53
Replies: 47
Views: 988
Posted By sword
Oh cool, a wanker modding GD :up: Im off to...

Oh cool, a wanker modding GD :up:

Im off to PD, or maybe even.... RP :eek:
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2003, 09:07
Replies: 17
Views: 629
Posted By sword
Aww thats nice Snurx, I should go on irc more but...

Aww thats nice Snurx, I should go on irc more but I've been playing loads of Command & Conquer, which is :) and :(

Swordess cant complain, she was also drunk, which is like :eek:

My invetory...
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 23:06
Replies: 17
Views: 629
Posted By sword
I am messaging Ragnarak on irc with no replty???

I am messaging Ragnarak on irc with no replty???
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 23:01
Replies: 17
Views: 629
Posted By sword
it just worked thanks Belgaratah :-)

it just worked thanks Belgaratah :-)
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 22:59
Replies: 17
Views: 629
Posted By sword
iRagnarak!! i will have babies 4 u!! ts like...

iRagnarak!! i will have babies 4 u!!

ts like trying 20 times and says unable to resolbe ir c server............its bust!!!!!!!!
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 22:56
Replies: 17
Views: 629
Posted By sword
unabvle to iresolve rc server.. thx dude

unabvle to iresolve rc server.. thx dude
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 22:55
Replies: 17
Views: 629
Posted By sword
some mod stop me from psoting when drunk please i...

some mod stop me from psoting when drunk please i need help!!!!
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 22:53
Replies: 17
Views: 629
Posted By sword
is irc budst??

I cant get on irc? is it bust?? help[ i am a bit drunk! and it is taking me ages to type this.
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 18:24
Replies: 23
Views: 592
Posted By sword
I couldn't resist it, some guy called ColdFusion...

I couldn't resist it, some guy called ColdFusion has just registered and I sent him this email:

Welcome to the Planetarion forums, I'm sword and I've been here for over a year! But look, this guy,...
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 16:33
Replies: 29
Views: 723
Posted By sword
You sell books eh? I would like to come in...

You sell books eh?

I would like to come in your book shop and say "How much is this book please?". You would say something like "10 Nok" or whatever currency you use. I would then say "But if I...
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 13:55
Replies: 23
Views: 592
Posted By sword
Im not sure if this is right or not but, "lo pab...

Im not sure if this is right or not but, "lo pab ffs"?

Maybe GMAzrael is Shraakk's gimmick account?
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 13:32
Replies: 23
Views: 592
Posted By sword
hehe made me rofl :D

hehe made me rofl :D
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 13:29
Replies: 23
Views: 592
Posted By sword
We do? But isnt that like saying Crashtester is...

We do? But isnt that like saying Crashtester is retsethsaC backwards? :confused:

Anyway, I just sent Shraakk this email:

Welcome to the PA forums, I'm sword, and if you want any help...
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 13:25
Replies: 23
Views: 592
Posted By sword
Shraakk

Looking at the "who's on line thing, someone is registering under the name of "Shraakk". Why don't we give him a really warm welcome eh? send him a really nice pm to welcome him aboard :)

This...
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 13:15
Replies: 29
Views: 723
Posted By sword
Sorry Snurx, i was tapping Grimble up to see if...

Sorry Snurx, i was tapping Grimble up to see if he could get a job for you, it could be fun to work with Grimble, although he might work in a burger shop? But he is grumpy anyway and he said no :(
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 13:13
Replies: 38
Views: 824
Posted By sword
[QUOTE]Originally posted by [GAP]Obiwan [B] ...

[QUOTE]Originally posted by [GAP]Obiwan
[B]

I thought i fixed it but it still don't look right :(
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 12:28
Replies: 29
Views: 723
Posted By sword
Soz dude, i thought u had no job, like Snurx.

Soz dude, i thought u had no job, like Snurx.
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 12:27
Replies: 6
Views: 499
Posted By sword
I'm not very gay :eek:

I'm not very gay :eek:
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 12:24
Replies: 29
Views: 723
Posted By sword
But u work, and ur still Grimble?? :p

But u work, and ur still Grimble?? :p
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 12:22
Replies: 29
Views: 723
Posted By sword
Can u get Snurx a job where u work?

Can u get Snurx a job where u work?
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 12:16
Replies: 17
Views: 657
Posted By sword
Re: USA finaly found Biological weapons...

Thats a comment, not a discussion :eek:
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 12:14
Replies: 38
Views: 824
Posted By sword
Me too.

Me too.
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 12:09
Replies: 6
Views: 499
Posted By sword
So I.......

called into a transport cafe yesterday just outside Cardiff with my friend, Robert. I asked the guy behind the till if he served faggots. He said "No we don't. Now get out".

I was in a really bad...
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 11:59
Replies: 38
Views: 824
Posted By sword
I've updated my signature to expose Not_RIT as a...

I've updated my signature to expose Not_RIT as a cheat0r to all the forums!!!!??**! :mad:
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 11:46
Replies: 29
Views: 723
Posted By sword
You work??? I thought you were a lazy guy, like...

You work??? I thought you were a lazy guy, like Snurx? :confused:
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 11:42
Replies: 38
Views: 824
Posted By sword
Yeah, he said only one film the cheating bastard...

Yeah, he said only one film the cheating bastard :mad:
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2003, 20:15
Replies: 13
Views: 461
Posted By sword
Yes my son, you have seen the truth. I know it's...

Yes my son, you have seen the truth. I know it's hard to accept, but I will use my power for good, not waste it - DYB will totally own round 10.
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2003, 20:06
Replies: 13
Views: 461
Posted By sword
Hmmph the proof got deleted but the mods know, I...

Hmmph the proof got deleted but the mods know, I really can travel back in time.
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2003, 20:05
Replies: 13
Views: 461
Posted By sword
Time Travel

I have discovered the secret of time travel and I am going to go back in time to create a post to prove it.
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2003, 19:53
Replies: 25
Views: 619
Posted By sword
Whats with the hamster title?

Whats with the hamster title?
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2003, 19:45
Replies: 25
Views: 619
Posted By sword
I'm not gay :mad:

I'm not gay :mad:
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2003, 19:44
Replies: 27
Views: 1,140
Posted By sword
Like a glower in the dark :(

Like a glower in the dark :(
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2003, 19:21
Replies: 27
Views: 1,140
Posted By sword
I glow in the dark :(

I glow in the dark :(
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2003, 19:03
Replies: 5
Views: 503
Posted By sword
r u naked when u imagine that??? :eek:

r u naked when u imagine that??? :eek:
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2003, 15:10
Replies: 38
Views: 698
Posted By sword
I think maybe, he actually meant the life of...

I think maybe, he actually meant the life of Brian was terrible, in that Brian had a terrible life, what with being chased around all day 'un stuff?
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2003, 12:57
Replies: 38
Views: 698
Posted By sword
diE u bItcH rOOlz

diE u bItcH rOOlz
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2003, 12:49
Replies: 38
Views: 698
Posted By sword
i got the dvd box set today, cant wait!! (35 quid...

i got the dvd box set today, cant wait!! (35 quid at tescos, but u can get for 26 quid if u shop around)
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2003, 12:48
Replies: 38
Views: 698
Posted By sword
Oh dude its like classic comedy, timeless...

Oh dude its like classic comedy, timeless funniness - What have the romans ever done for us, eh? :D
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2003, 12:38
Replies: 38
Views: 698
Posted By sword
He's NOT the Messiah, he's a VERY norty boy!

He's NOT the Messiah, he's a VERY norty boy!
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2003, 12:36
Replies: 38
Views: 698
Posted By sword
I own them. I own them all.

The Meaning of Life, Life of Brian, The Holy Grail, And Now for Something Completely Different.

I am now going to retire and spend the rest of my life watching them, over and over again, stopping...
Forum: General Discussions 23 May 2003, 22:30
Replies: 13
Views: 582
Posted By sword
How do you stop a terrorist making a pineapple...

How do you stop a terrorist making a pineapple into a bomb?

Eat it (the pineapple, not the terrorist).
Forum: General Discussions 23 May 2003, 22:13
Replies: 4
Views: 532
Posted By sword
Yes. We all need more information and you must...

Yes. We all need more information and you must tell us. Start at the begining and work backwards. The clock is ticking and there is no time to waste, we are all dying. Every day is a day closer to...
Forum: General Discussions 23 May 2003, 22:09
Replies: 7
Views: 633
Posted By sword
Who posted the thread?

Who posted the thread?
Forum: General Discussions 23 May 2003, 14:03
Replies: 23
Views: 719
Posted By sword
OMFG! That was about 10 minutes from where I...

OMFG!

That was about 10 minutes from where I was staying last week(Las Chappas), and I was actually looking at property in the Benalmadena area because its my favourite spot on the Costa Del Sol....
Forum: General Discussions 23 May 2003, 13:56
Replies: 12
Views: 726
Posted By sword
Starbucks & Becky

uhhh... i was bored:

Becky > Oi SB, i thought we agreed to keep our wedding plans secret
Starbucks > Thats right love, we did
Becky > Then how come my dad knows about it??
Stabrucks > err... i...
Forum: Clownshoe Corner 23 May 2003, 13:56
Replies: 12
Views: 17,717
Posted By sword
Starbucks & Becky

uhhh... i was bored:

Becky > Oi SB, i thought we agreed to keep our wedding plans secret
Starbucks > Thats right love, we did
Becky > Then how come my dad knows about it??
Stabrucks > err... i...
Forum: General Discussions 21 May 2003, 21:57
Replies: 16
Views: 587
Posted By sword
Iraqªª

Iraqªª
Forum: General Discussions 21 May 2003, 21:49
Replies: 17
Views: 880
Posted By sword
Dont have any more BBQs!!!

Dont have any more BBQs!!!
Forum: General Discussions 21 May 2003, 21:48
Replies: 23
Views: 755
Posted By sword
Do what ur neart5 ays, not ur head!!

Do what ur neart5 ays, not ur head!!
Forum: General Discussions 21 May 2003, 21:45
Replies: 1
Views: 482
Posted By sword
Keltic r gaY!!

hahahha!

Ojk im in Spain and everybody is wathcing the gays play!!

end of full time and there is intenret so i csam ofe to go hahahhahaaa!!

Klewtic are GAY!!!!!!!
Forum: General Discussions 20 May 2003, 18:54
Replies: 8
Views: 490
Posted By sword
Had to, I forgot to say Dagger is here too, and...

Had to, I forgot to say Dagger is here too, and she is baby sitting. Plan to have a few drinks first then motherinlaw goes back to apartment.

It would have been cool to leave her though :D

Im...
Forum: General Discussions 20 May 2003, 18:51
Replies: 8
Views: 490
Posted By sword
Spain is nice at the moment, weather is really...

Spain is nice at the moment, weather is really nice. We just are having a jug of Sangria to calm down after the locking in incident. Im still cross about the lipstick thing though, that was mean...
Forum: General Discussions 20 May 2003, 18:40
Replies: 8
Views: 490
Posted By sword
Funny Holiday Stuff

Im here with my wife and mother-in-law. They got some pink lipstick which they said was sun block, so I spent all day Sunday wandering around the pool wearing bright pink lipstick.

Tonight, me and...
Forum: General Discussions 20 May 2003, 18:35
Replies: 34
Views: 1,038
Posted By sword
This is costing me a ****ing fortune in an...

This is costing me a ****ing fortune in an internet cafe on the Costa Del Sol. Tell me the ****ing answer :mad:
Forum: General Discussions 19 May 2003, 19:31
Replies: 34
Views: 1,038
Posted By sword
This has turned into a memorable thread and I...

This has turned into a memorable thread and I suspect LHC could well be right, even if its not the answer your looking for.

So uh, what´s the answer??

(I got 14 minutes 2nite).
Forum: General Discussions 18 May 2003, 18:19
Replies: 34
Views: 1,038
Posted By sword
I have 59 seconds left in an internet cafe you...

I have 59 seconds left in an internet cafe you teasing bitch :confused:
Forum: General Discussions 18 May 2003, 18:13
Replies: 23
Views: 719
Posted By sword
I have some Spanish phrases for xtrasyn. Hay...

I have some Spanish phrases for xtrasyn.

Hay un gay bar por aqui? - Is there a gay bar near here?

Hola, soy teh fag boy del Holland - Hello, I am the fag boy from Holland

Ich bin ein faggot ...
Forum: General Discussions 16 May 2003, 18:37
Replies: 5
Views: 403
Posted By sword
I forgot to say why i posted the thread :p ...

I forgot to say why i posted the thread :p

Is the place any good and worth forking out for?

ps Nodrog is evil
Forum: General Discussions 16 May 2003, 18:35
Replies: 23
Views: 719
Posted By sword
I am currently in the same country as xtrasyn?? ...

I am currently in the same country as xtrasyn??

I´m scared, get me out of here :eek:
Forum: General Discussions 16 May 2003, 18:32
Replies: 5
Views: 403
Posted By sword
Tivoli Park?

Anyone here been to Tivoli Park? Its in Spain, nr Marbella. Im here on holiday at the moment and I was thinking of going there next week, to like, go on the rides ´un stuff.

ps we should be...
Forum: General Discussions 16 May 2003, 18:28
Replies: 16
Views: 531
Posted By sword
Class Thread :banana: :banana: ROXOR TEH...

Class Thread :banana: :banana:

ROXOR TEH CHEESE :D :D
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2003, 09:18
Replies: 76
Views: 1,608
Posted By sword
Aww poor Taratang :( I used all my votes...

Aww poor Taratang :(

I used all my votes now but if I get chance later, I will register another account and give him a vote :)
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2003, 09:04
Replies: 5
Views: 1,019
Posted By sword
BREAKING NEWS Earlier today, the USA...

BREAKING NEWS

Earlier today, the USA declared war on Canada, for harbouring Canadians.

Pesident George Bush said in a White House press conference -

"We've known for a long time that...
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2003, 08:13
Replies: 32
Views: 989
Posted By sword
Snurx is getting all my votes :D

Snurx is getting all my votes :D
Forum: General Discussions 14 May 2003, 22:17
Replies: 10
Views: 743
Posted By sword
Go into a chip shop and order a bag of chips....

Go into a chip shop and order a bag of chips. When the guy leans forward tp scoop up the chips, whack him over the head with a baseball bat.
Forum: General Discussions 14 May 2003, 21:51
Replies: 45
men
Views: 1,145
Posted By sword
I know where it is :banana:

I know where it is :banana:
Forum: General Discussions 13 May 2003, 19:38
Replies: 24
Views: 635
Posted By sword
It was Snurx. He stickied it.

It was Snurx. He stickied it.
Forum: General Discussions 13 May 2003, 17:17
Replies: 12
Views: 584
Posted By sword
Cool :eek: But look closely at the names of...

Cool :eek:

But look closely at the names of the top four threads - Karmulian, Kniight Theamion, the_angry_angel, Pyr0 MK III.... see how they make an alien head shape?
Forum: General Discussions 13 May 2003, 17:15
Replies: 12
Views: 584
Posted By sword
Re: Re: Whoa

Not if I die.
Forum: General Discussions 13 May 2003, 17:13
Replies: 12
Views: 584
Posted By sword
Hmmm... Can nobody else see the alien? You...

Hmmm...

Can nobody else see the alien? You have to scroll the forums up and down quite quickly and stare at the thread starter column.

Oh dear, maybe it really is in my head. I must go and see...
Forum: General Discussions 13 May 2003, 17:06
Replies: 12
Views: 584
Posted By sword
Whoa

If you scroll the forums up and down and stare blankly ahead, the column displaying the names of the thread starter looks like an alien :eek:

Either that, or there is an alien in my head. I hope...
Forum: General Discussions 12 May 2003, 21:56
Replies: 31
Views: 1,025
Posted By sword
Tampons are like mice.

Tampons are like mice.
Forum: General Discussions 12 May 2003, 21:54
Replies: 38
Views: 1,011
Posted By sword
I actually thought you meant Starbucks was coming.

I actually thought you meant Starbucks was coming.
Forum: General Discussions 12 May 2003, 21:30
Replies: 38
Views: 929
Posted By sword
I just nipped out to a nearby pub which was about...

I just nipped out to a nearby pub which was about half full. I stood in the middle of the room and shouted "Oi Faggot" as loud as possible. Five men and two women turned around. I guess they are gay....
Forum: General Discussions 12 May 2003, 19:09
Replies: 11
huh
Views: 478
Posted By sword
Can we please have an archive of deleted threads?...

Can we please have an archive of deleted threads? I would even pay a premium forum account charge :banana:
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2003, 10:08
Replies: 16
Views: 901
Posted By sword
Nodrog.

Nodrog.
Forum: General Discussions 10 May 2003, 19:28
Replies: 19
Views: 634
Posted By sword
Don't get me wrong, i like Polo's, but they...

Don't get me wrong, i like Polo's, but they haven't changed a bit since i was a young boy and they're so damn expensive nowadays.

I remember Banjos, my most favorite chocolate thing ever and they...
Forum: General Discussions 10 May 2003, 19:22
Replies: 19
Views: 634
Posted By sword
More information is required, I thought Marathon...

More information is required, I thought Marathon dissapeared ages ago? I remember a joke about a guy who entered a Marathon... but it's a very old crappy joke.
Forum: General Discussions 10 May 2003, 19:15
Replies: 19
Views: 634
Posted By sword
I must be pissed?? When i posted that, i thought...

I must be pissed?? When i posted that, i thought it was about Polo's, but it's not :eek:
Forum: General Discussions 10 May 2003, 19:10
Replies: 19
Views: 634
Posted By sword
Nestle's connection with confectionery began when...

Nestle's connection with confectionery began when the condensed milk created by Henri Nestle was added to the chocolate of his neighbour Daniel Peter in 1875 creating the first milk chocolate for...
Forum: General Discussions 10 May 2003, 19:06
Replies: 19
Views: 634
Posted By sword
Right, I got an email address for Nestle who own...

Right, I got an email address for Nestle who own the Polo brand, email them and tell them to go shove a Polo up the hole in their ass:

Here (http://www.nestle.co.uk/contact/emailme/)
Forum: General Discussions 10 May 2003, 19:01
Replies: 19
Views: 634
Posted By sword
Here is a gay Polo web site...

Here is a gay Polo web site (http://www.sugarboy.co.uk/sweets.asp?sweet=10324) :mad: :mad:
Forum: General Discussions 10 May 2003, 18:58
Replies: 19
Views: 634
Posted By sword
Polo's are mints with a hole in the middle, which...

Polo's are mints with a hole in the middle, which by the way, you even have to pay for! :eek:
Forum: General Discussions 10 May 2003, 18:54
Replies: 19
Views: 634
Posted By sword
Join me...

In my fight against Polo's.

For years, we've sat back while the price of Polo's has gone up with no change in the product or packaging. Well now it's time we, as consumers, fought back. From now...
Forum: General Discussions 9 May 2003, 19:48
Replies: 94
Views: 2,663
Posted By sword
Clearly i was drunk when i posted this last...

Clearly i was drunk when i posted this last night, and sorry if i caused a nuisance in #forums :(
Forum: General Discussions 8 May 2003, 22:26
Replies: 94
Views: 2,663
Posted By sword
I love everybody!!! I want to kiss you!! xxXXxx

I love everybody!!! I want to kiss you!! xxXXxx
Forum: General Discussions 8 May 2003, 22:22
Replies: 51
Views: 1,468
Posted By sword
I want to go. Details required when ur sober.

I want to go. Details required when ur sober.
Forum: General Discussions 8 May 2003, 18:13
Replies: 30
Views: 983
Posted By sword
Phew, I just read Workmonkeys post after I posted...

Phew, I just read Workmonkeys post after I posted the above :)
Forum: General Discussions 8 May 2003, 18:13
Replies: 30
Views: 983
Posted By sword
What the **** has happened to this community??...

What the **** has happened to this community?? :confused:
Forum: General Discussions 7 May 2003, 19:40
Replies: 60
Views: 1,336
Posted By sword
You've been here long enough to know that Nodrog...

You've been here long enough to know that Nodrog is far more than one. (1)

42.
Forum: General Discussions 7 May 2003, 19:33
Replies: 60
Views: 1,336
Posted By sword
Nodrog!

Nodrog!
Forum: General Discussions 7 May 2003, 19:31
Replies: 60
Views: 1,336
Posted By sword
42

42
Forum: General Discussions 7 May 2003, 15:33
Replies: 30
Views: 637
Posted By sword
Sorry Snurx bit it sounds like your PC is ****ed,...

Sorry Snurx bit it sounds like your PC is ****ed, you poor little ****. Still, who gives a ****, go for the ****ing throw it out the window option and buy a **** new one.
Forum: General Discussions 7 May 2003, 08:22
Replies: 16
Views: 627
Posted By sword
I like Birmingham.

I like Birmingham.
Forum: General Discussions 6 May 2003, 18:51
Replies: 55
Views: 2,283
Posted By sword
You could have that printed on a T-Shirt.

You could have that printed on a T-Shirt.
Forum: General Discussions 6 May 2003, 08:46
Replies: 79
Views: 1,988
Posted By sword
I could live with Bloomers and Britney Spears -...

I could live with Bloomers and Britney Spears - it would be great to watch them making out. Oh yeah, my chums from DYB as well of course - Snurx, Nash, Shai, TDO, Zeroid, Grimble, Tobe, Deathjam,...
Forum: General Discussions 5 May 2003, 20:34
Replies: 16
Views: 610
Posted By sword
ffs Flavius, Bell is a fellow bitch :cool:

ffs Flavius, Bell is a fellow bitch :cool:
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