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Forum: General Discussions 20 Jun 2003, 14:15
Replies: 16
Views: 1,405
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Sacked

Actually, I'm nothing in real life like I am online.

I'm cool in real life. I wear reaction glasses.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jun 2003, 14:09
Replies: 16
Views: 1,405
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Sacked

Might be :bunny:
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jun 2003, 14:02
Replies: 16
Views: 1,405
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Sacked

Boss: "You have the brains and the talent to burn. But you refuse to use them. I've not seen a person like you with so many skills but who just doesn't acknowledge them. I'm sorry, I can't have you...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jun 2003, 01:39
Replies: 11
Views: 769
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Given the alternative, I know I would.

Given the alternative, I know I would.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jun 2003, 00:54
Replies: 1
Views: 442
Posted By Dookie Velvet
You ****ing Get The Banana Back This ****ing Second

Arsing around with the bunny is one thing, but removing the banana completely?

I won't ****ing stand for it.

:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jun 2003, 00:51
Replies: 11
Views: 769
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Explain to me how not knowing where you are means...

Explain to me how not knowing where you are means you can't leave.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jun 2003, 23:58
Replies: 24
Views: 1,641
Posted By Dookie Velvet
OMG, your totally radical views on society and...

OMG, your totally radical views on society and pop-culture are RADICAL!!!

I bet everyone is going to read your whole post. You are sure to be the most popular guy on these boards real soon :)
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jun 2003, 23:55
Replies: 11
Views: 769
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I think you're on about Quinn. He was a rough...

I think you're on about Quinn. He was a rough fellow, who had a "thing" for killing people, yes? He carried a spiked club around with him. He killed two people, I didn't see him trap anyone. And the...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jun 2003, 23:39
Replies: 11
Views: 769
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Nobody was killed by the Scotsman :( Why do...

Nobody was killed by the Scotsman :(

Why do you think the doctor deserved to die?
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jun 2003, 23:20
Replies: 13
Views: 704
Posted By Dookie Velvet
You are an ass :)

You are an ass :)
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jun 2003, 22:03
Replies: 41
Views: 1,356
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I didn't realize Going Gets Tough by Boyzone made...

I didn't realize Going Gets Tough by Boyzone made it to number one. I thought it was a flop.

Born - Living Doll (Cliff Richard And The Young Ones)
18th Birthday - Hasn't happened
Losing...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jun 2003, 21:39
Replies: 10
Views: 598
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Enya - Carribean Blue

Enya - Carribean Blue
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jun 2003, 21:38
Replies: 41
Views: 1,356
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I'm becoming eighteen at the worst possible time....

I'm becoming eighteen at the worst possible time.

I expect wank like the Fast Food Rockers and so forth will still be around by April next year.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jun 2003, 21:37
Replies: 13
Views: 704
Posted By Dookie Velvet
She was quite a homely looking gal, but I always...

She was quite a homely looking gal, but I always found her attractive.

A pity, she was a damn good actress, especially as a child.

It's sad to see her gone :( She had big things ahead.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jun 2003, 21:05
Replies: 3
Views: 661
Posted By Dookie Velvet
What's the web address of the site that lists all...

What's the web address of the site that lists all the names of actors and actresses who've appeared in TV adverts, ta?
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jun 2003, 21:03
Replies: 17
Views: 722
Posted By Dookie Velvet
What the smeg are you talking about?

What the smeg are you talking about?
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jun 2003, 21:02
Replies: 13
Views: 704
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Laura Sadler Tribute Thread

'Cause she's dead, like.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jun 2003, 19:37
Replies: 41
Views: 1,356
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Is this true?

The number one song on your 18th birthday is counted as your life's theme song?
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jun 2003, 19:24
Replies: 3
Views: 661
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Ta. But... I can't find anything relating...

Ta.

But... I can't find anything relating him to the advert so :(
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jun 2003, 19:14
Replies: 41
Views: 1,246
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I'm not bitter. I am, in fact, very sweet.

I'm not bitter. I am, in fact, very sweet.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jun 2003, 19:06
Replies: 41
Views: 1,246
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I'd share that thought with you if, in fact, she...

I'd share that thought with you if, in fact, she even deserved a quarter of the money she's recieved for those completely mediocre books.

As it is, she's just some overrated writer who, let's face...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jun 2003, 19:00
Replies: 3
Views: 661
Posted By Dookie Velvet
You remember the BT advert?

It was black and white, contained BT phone boxes in swimming pools and had a fat guy with a beard singing quite a lovely song.

He sounded a bit like the guy from the "I never met a girl like you...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jun 2003, 18:57
Replies: 11
Views: 769
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I found the fact that someone so measly and weak...

I found the fact that someone so measly and weak could gain so much courage in such a short space of time to be particularly ludicrous. That's not to say I didn't think the film was :cool: and I...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jun 2003, 18:29
Replies: 11
Views: 769
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Deathwatch

Despite a mediocre ending and some really dreadful special effects, I have to say I enjoyed this quite muchly.

I have a qualm, though. The doctor didn't deserve to die from what I saw. Sure, he...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jun 2003, 12:33
Replies: 15
Views: 819
Posted By Dookie Velvet
David Dickinson is a fraudster.

David Dickinson is a fraudster.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jun 2003, 20:17
Replies: 86
Views: 2,097
Posted By Dookie Velvet
:banana:

:banana:
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jun 2003, 18:19
Replies: 86
Views: 2,097
Posted By Dookie Velvet
It went well. She wants to read some of my...

It went well.

She wants to read some of my poetry.


SCORE

I cannot believe it took me this long to have a fairly decent conversation with her.

That James guy is a fecking arse.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jun 2003, 12:36
Replies: 3
Views: 908
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Urges

I have a terrible urge to say the word "smeg" to everyone I meet.

How about you?
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jun 2003, 02:33
Replies: 17
Views: 728
Posted By Dookie Velvet
You've spurned me into action. I'm going to be...

You've spurned me into action. I'm going to be cool and confident tomorrow. I'm going to smack that bitch at the youth centre until she comes to her senses and realizes I'm the only one for her. Not...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jun 2003, 02:25
Replies: 2
Views: 525
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Idle insomnia

My room is painted white.

To the left side of my desk is a book called "Dagon And Other Macabre Tales", which is resting on top of my english dictionary.

Somewhere behind the desk is a pen...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jun 2003, 01:01
Replies: 17
Views: 728
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I disagree. The clichéd stereotypes may be...

I disagree. The clichéd stereotypes may be clichéd stereotypes, but they do truly describe the woman of today (at least in my eyes). I also feel the "baseless elitism" to be a good thing. Except, I...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jun 2003, 00:53
Replies: 17
Views: 728
Posted By Dookie Velvet
It really is.

It really is.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jun 2003, 00:49
Replies: 86
Views: 2,097
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Why? :( I doubt it :confused:

Why? :(



I doubt it :confused:
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jun 2003, 00:42
Replies: 17
Views: 728
Posted By Dookie Velvet
That's what I like about it. He's simply stating...

That's what I like about it. He's simply stating the obvious. But he's putting how us losers go through our lives, continually losing out on the tamale, into words that make a lot of sense. That's...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jun 2003, 00:28
Replies: 17
Views: 728
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I realize this is just some guy advertising his book, but...

...it's so true (http://www.highstatusmale.com/article_011.htm)
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 22:23
Replies: 16
Views: 907
Posted By Dookie Velvet
What took you so long? What took you all night?...

What took you so long?
What took you all night?
What took you forever to see I'm right?
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 22:17
Replies: 2
Views: 600
Posted By Dookie Velvet
This thread is hilarious.

This thread is hilarious.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 22:16
Replies: 73
Views: 2,210
Posted By Dookie Velvet
****, Blufftrash is male?

****, Blufftrash is male?
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 22:13
Replies: 2
Views: 600
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Activists campaign for German weight loss program

It's really an out standing program, all the fat people will be sent to camps where they concentrate on losing weight. The camps are designed to keep people away from all tempting fatty foods. I tell...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 17:59
Replies: 34
Views: 832
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Dear Bloomers I think my hair may be just a...

Dear Bloomers

I think my hair may be just a little bit too long for the "just got out of bed" style. This is unfortunate, as I bought the "Out Of Bed" stuff today. I am, however, having a haircut...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 17:32
Replies: 86
Views: 2,097
Posted By Dookie Velvet
UPDATE She's dating that Anthony person...

UPDATE

She's dating that Anthony person (who, incidentally, is actually called James) these days.
We're all leaving our youth group place at the end of this week and I'm heartbroken that I didn't...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jun 2003, 22:34
Replies: 34
Views: 832
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Thanks, you guys. I mucho appreciate your help :)

Thanks, you guys. I mucho appreciate your help :)
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jun 2003, 22:24
Replies: 34
Views: 832
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Erm, I've got this Frizz-Ease Glistening Creme...

Erm, I've got this Frizz-Ease Glistening Creme Instant Conditioner. Apparently it leaves hair smooth, controlled and ultra-shiny.

I like my hairstyle. I like the way it is. I'd rather not change...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jun 2003, 21:31
Replies: 1
Views: 518
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Third: Hume Cronyn

http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/Movies/06/16/obit.cronyn.ap/

Dead at 91.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jun 2003, 18:33
Replies: 34
Views: 832
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I like to look good.

I like to look good.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jun 2003, 18:29
Replies: 23
Views: 1,100
Posted By Dookie Velvet
OXYMORON ALERT

OXYMORON ALERT
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jun 2003, 18:27
Replies: 34
Views: 832
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Hair care tips, anyone?

How do your stop your hair looking so goddamned dry?

I make sure my hair is wet through and gently dry it, then apply gel. Once I have completed styling, my hair looks ace (if you'd like an idea...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jun 2003, 16:23
Replies: 10
Views: 681
Posted By Dookie Velvet
The first one is "Catch" by Kosheen... the second...

The first one is "Catch" by Kosheen... the second one...?
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jun 2003, 15:41
Replies: 2
Views: 558
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Nerds

http://www.ironminds.com/ironminds/issues/000417/prance.shtml

Wonderful news everyone! :banana:
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jun 2003, 15:35
Replies: 4
Views: 435
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I'm going to attach it to string, put it around...

I'm going to attach it to string, put it around my neck and watch the ladies stick to me like flies stick to flypaper.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jun 2003, 15:31
Replies: 4
Views: 435
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Otodus Obliquus

I'm the proud owner of a 55 million year old (approx.) shark tooth.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jun 2003, 08:11
Replies: 10
Views: 596
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Re: Re: What ever happened to Darren Hayes ?

Really? "Word" on the street says it was the best.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jun 2003, 20:49
Replies: 16
Views: 829
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Is it a good or bad thing to have this rhesus...

Is it a good or bad thing to have this rhesus stuff?
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jun 2003, 20:43
Replies: 1
Views: 436
Posted By Dookie Velvet
DecAthLoN fo' LIFE Mathematicians don't let...

DecAthLoN fo' LIFE
Mathematicians don't let friends drink and derive.

Big ups to MrL_JaKiri.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jun 2003, 19:03
Replies: 1
Views: 436
Posted By Dookie Velvet
ACADEMIC DECATHLON, Mother****ers!

I know some of you beyotches know what's up.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jun 2003, 17:40
Replies: 5
Views: 488
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I'd have to disagree with that. It was just...

I'd have to disagree with that.

It was just two men trying to outdo each other, and I don't think anything racial came into the film at any point.

Ooh, has anyone read this? Super Duper Magical...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jun 2003, 17:21
Replies: 5
Views: 488
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Changing Lanes

Surprisingly decent.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jun 2003, 03:05
Replies: 9
Views: 588
Posted By Dookie Velvet
"They just prevented a rather nasty incident...

"They just prevented a rather nasty incident involving my mother and the discovery of my sordid online life"
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jun 2003, 02:00
Replies: 9
Views: 588
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jun 2003, 23:40
Replies: 21
Views: 601
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Don't panic everyone, I think it's just natural...

Don't panic everyone, I think it's just natural phenomena.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jun 2003, 23:18
Replies: 21
Views: 601
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Look up at the sky

See something strange?

Because I do, and it's freaking me out.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jun 2003, 22:46
Replies: 9
Views: 588
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Re: Re: Thank god for screensavers

I went downstairs and forgot to close the windows.

My mother walked upstairs, into my room, whilst I was away.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jun 2003, 21:15
Replies: 20
Views: 588
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Refresh my memory.

Refresh my memory.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jun 2003, 20:10
Replies: 9
Views: 588
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Thank god for screensavers

They just prevented a rather nasty incident involving two naked teenage girls and my mother.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jun 2003, 20:06
Replies: 20
Views: 588
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I think Jurassic Park II was the best. But I...

I think Jurassic Park II was the best.

But I can't remember it that clearly so I may be wrong.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jun 2003, 16:54
Replies: 20
Views: 588
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Jurassic Park III

The reviews said this was better than the original.

The reviews were wrong.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jun 2003, 15:09
Replies: 3
Views: 504
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Boo Hoo Hoo

The following is an excerpt from a rag called "Spinsanity." Just for grins, put your political persuasions aside, and look objectively at this crap.

The writer sums up his or her screed by making...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jun 2003, 14:59
Replies: 31
Views: 807
Posted By Dookie Velvet
What is it? Darts, golf, bowls?

What is it?

Darts, golf, bowls?
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jun 2003, 01:57
Replies: 73
Views: 2,210
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Ha, you could try. I have the physique of a...

Ha, you could try. I have the physique of a heavyweight boxer.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jun 2003, 21:18
Replies: 73
Views: 2,210
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Hey :(

Hey :(
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jun 2003, 21:10
Replies: 11
Views: 588
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I love myself and I get lots of chicks

And the chicks I get are pretty cool, smart, funny, and attractive. I used to just think they wanted me for my clean cut good lucks and all my money, but even on Halloween, when I was wearing gore...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jun 2003, 21:04
Replies: 1
Views: 517
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Sit And Be Fit

http://www.sitandbefit.com

This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen. There's a dwarf on the program and she does the Charleston in a chair. I'm not lying when I say that there only two kinds...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jun 2003, 17:55
Replies: 15
Views: 617
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Where the **** did you hear this?

Where the **** did you hear this?
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jun 2003, 17:49
Replies: 2
Views: 387
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Benicio Del Toro

It's for men like him that I wish I were female :(
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jun 2003, 17:28
Replies: 15
Views: 888
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Incidentally, is there some punchline to this? ...

Incidentally, is there some punchline to this?

I mean, I'm not getting the point.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jun 2003, 17:27
Replies: 15
Views: 888
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Sword and I think alike. It took me some...

Sword and I think alike.

It took me some time to work out that you weren't grabbing the poor woman's tits.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jun 2003, 09:08
Replies: 9
Views: 519
Posted By Dookie Velvet
But only one hammer instead of one for each hand?...

But only one hammer instead of one for each hand? That's just absurd. Why run with one hammer when you can run with two hammers? And you can bring M.C. Hammer along and yell "HAMMER TIME!" at cars....
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jun 2003, 09:04
Replies: 9
Views: 519
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Oops, almost forgot my jogging hammer

While on break from my god awful job the other day, I saw something rather unusual: a woman jogging down the street carrying a hammer in her left hand. Looked like a regular ol' jogger, wearing...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jun 2003, 08:57
Replies: 15
Views: 617
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Don't use electric toothbrushes. The hype...

Don't use electric toothbrushes.

The hype makes them appear godlike, therefore you don't brush your teeth with as much effort as if you were using a manual toothbrush.

Incidentally,



LOL
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2003, 21:46
Replies: 7
Views: 523
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Gregory Peck Dies At 87

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20030612/D7RKBTNO0.html

Today is a sad day... :(
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2003, 18:26
Replies: 29
Views: 1,001
Posted By Dookie Velvet
There were loads of them around my area during...

There were loads of them around my area during our local elections, shouting support for the BNP.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2003, 12:40
Replies: 27
Views: 596
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2003, 03:44
Replies: 16
Views: 628
Posted By Dookie Velvet
James Stanich has been saying that for years.

James Stanich has been saying that for years.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2003, 03:29
Replies: 2
Views: 605
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Yes. Obviously.

Yes.

Obviously.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2003, 00:45
Replies: 3
Views: 524
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Oh, it's Oasis.

Oh, it's Oasis.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2003, 00:38
Replies: 3
Views: 524
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I realize this is a longshot but...

Do any of you know much about the Snatch soundtrack?

You know the music at the part where Mickey knocks out the other guy and the Irish prats fire their guns into the sides of the vans?
...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jun 2003, 20:13
Replies: 1
Views: 388
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I need...

... the address to that site with the names of the actors and actresses in BBC adverts.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jun 2003, 17:37
Replies: 8
Views: 396
Posted By Dookie Velvet
DROOLS HOLLAND

DROOLS HOLLAND
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jun 2003, 13:38
Replies: 34
Views: 730
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Since we're on the subject of a crap film that...

Since we're on the subject of a crap film that everyone seems to think is pretty ace, I'd like to mention the The Shawshank Redemption and then scurry away.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jun 2003, 03:16
Replies: 8
Views: 522
Posted By Dookie Velvet
http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?s=&th...

http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=165289

I wholeheartedly agree.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jun 2003, 00:33
Replies: 37
Views: 707
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Dookie Velvet would be the god of crap threads

Dookie Velvet would be the god of crap threads
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jun 2003, 00:32
Replies: 37
Views: 707
Posted By Dookie Velvet
GD Pantheon

If we were Gods and Goddesses, what would we be the Gods and Goddesses of?
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jun 2003, 22:00
Replies: 1
Views: 371
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Oh ****

Deja vu.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jun 2003, 21:41
Replies: 50
Views: 2,585
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Where is the first one? I can't find it, FS.

Where is the first one?

I can't find it, FS.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jun 2003, 21:22
Replies: 4
Views: 378
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Seconded. I dedicated a thread to his...

Seconded.

I dedicated a thread to his coolness here once, but nobody replied :(

But yeah, seriously, it's quite good nowadays.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jun 2003, 21:12
Replies: 4
Views: 378
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Mister Meyer, you mean?

Mister Meyer, you mean?
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jun 2003, 21:08
Replies: 4
Views: 378
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Holby City

It really has gotten quite spectacular very recently.

I suggest you all start getting some taste and watch it.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jun 2003, 19:28
Replies: 15
Views: 1,159
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I'm not reading it until he adds a C for no...

I'm not reading it until he adds a C for no friends.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jun 2003, 19:08
Replies: 19
Views: 663
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Shel Silverstein. Biter. For Sale One...

Shel Silverstein. Biter.

For Sale

One sister for sale!
One sister for sale!
One crying and spying young sister for sale!
I'm really not kidding,
So who'll start the bidding?
Do I hear a...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jun 2003, 19:05
Replies: 35
Views: 731
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I only read the first few paragraphs of the...

I only read the first few paragraphs of the article so I wouldn't know if it's biased or not.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jun 2003, 18:50
Replies: 51
Views: 4,332
Posted By Dookie Velvet
She sings through her nose, in much the same way...

She sings through her nose, in much the same way as our good friends, the Pet Shop Boys.

Granted, the end result is quite lovely, but her voice isn't all that great.

It's passable at best, and...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jun 2003, 18:44
Replies: 51
Views: 4,332
Posted By Dookie Velvet
There's a version of the song before they added...

There's a version of the song before they added the male vocals. It should be floating about on KaZaA somewhere.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jun 2003, 18:40
Replies: 35
Views: 731
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I had no idea there was so much of this...

I had no idea there was so much of this "pro-choice suicide" crap online. That said, I have to agree with their views.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jun 2003, 18:38
Replies: 15
Views: 1,159
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Can you modify this test to accommodate people...

Can you modify this test to accommodate people without any friends, ta?
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jun 2003, 18:20
Replies: 35
Views: 731
Posted By Dookie Velvet
http://ashbusstop.org

http://ashbusstop.org
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jun 2003, 18:09
Replies: 35
Views: 731
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I want to find these guys

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2003/06/08/MN114902.DTL
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jun 2003, 02:21
Replies: 47
Views: 1,041
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Real men, like me for example, don't bother...

Real men, like me for example, don't bother ourselves with the pussy sport you feminists like to call "soccer". Rugby is more our style.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jun 2003, 01:47
Replies: 10
Views: 488
Posted By Dookie Velvet
http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/GuidePageServ...

http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/GuidePageServlet/showid-344/epid-97878/

I can't believe I actually took the time out to find this for you.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jun 2003, 01:37
Replies: 10
Views: 488
Posted By Dookie Velvet
This doesn't make any sense :confused:

This doesn't make any sense :confused:
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jun 2003, 01:34
Replies: 4
Views: 422
Posted By Dookie Velvet
What kind of a phag prefers :bunny: to :banana:?

What kind of a phag prefers :bunny: to :banana:?
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jun 2003, 01:28
Replies: 21
Views: 662
Posted By Dookie Velvet
It's a joke, don't worry.

It's a joke, don't worry.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jun 2003, 01:26
Replies: 6
Views: 525
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Bob Hoskins was in it?

Bob Hoskins was in it?
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jun 2003, 01:24
Replies: 20
Views: 553
Posted By Dookie Velvet
When did bands start calling themselves such...

When did bands start calling themselves such pretentious shiet?

Edit: Ooh, ooh, Eagle Eye Cherry
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jun 2003, 23:35
Replies: 11
Views: 401
Posted By Dookie Velvet
:( I love you :(

:( I love you :(
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jun 2003, 23:33
Replies: 11
Views: 401
Posted By Dookie Velvet
This LO PAB FS pish is getting on my ass. LO...

This LO PAB FS pish is getting on my ass.

LO IGNORE BUTTON FS!
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jun 2003, 23:31
Replies: 20
Views: 553
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Cirque Du Soleil. But they're not really a...

Cirque Du Soleil.

But they're not really a band.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jun 2003, 00:56
Replies: 10
Views: 445
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Do you know your cars?

http://www.villagephotos.com/viewpubimage.asp?id_=2972684

If so, be the greatest and tell me what this baby is.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jun 2003, 23:54
Replies: 6
Views: 580
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I figured it was just your typical love song,...

I figured it was just your typical love song, with your golden brown coloured girl making him feel all great inside, etc. etc.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jun 2003, 23:46
Replies: 6
Views: 580
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I had no idea. This has prompted me to do...

I had no idea.

This has prompted me to do more research.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jun 2003, 23:36
Replies: 6
Views: 580
Posted By Dookie Velvet
The Stranglers - Golden Brown

Golden brown texture like sun
Lays me down with my mind she runs
Throughout the night
No need to fight
Never a frown with golden brown
Every time just like the last
On her ship tied to...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jun 2003, 17:16
Replies: 2
Views: 557
Posted By Dookie Velvet
2003 MTV Movie Awards thing

That thingy with Justin Timberlake and the other guy from American Pie was ****in' hilarious.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2003, 23:42
Replies: 17
Views: 559
Posted By Dookie Velvet


Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2003, 23:42
Replies: 22
Views: 705
Posted By Dookie Velvet
BILL MURRAY FOR PRESIDENT

BILL MURRAY FOR PRESIDENT
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2003, 21:05
Replies: 9
Views: 650
Posted By Dookie Velvet
www.efes.co.uk www.efes.co.uk/music/1.mid

www.efes.co.uk

www.efes.co.uk/music/1.mid
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2003, 21:02
Replies: 17
Views: 559
Posted By Dookie Velvet
There is no greater word than Smegma

There is no greater word than

Smegma
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2003, 21:01
Replies: 8
Views: 634
Posted By Dookie Velvet
He's fairly ace in general. I've...

He's fairly ace in general.




I've not, no.



I've never seen it before. My expectations are high, given the hype that surrounds it.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2003, 18:11
Replies: 8
Views: 634
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Re: Re: What I purchased today

Probably, but they only had those two.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2003, 17:20
Replies: 12
Views: 640
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Only gay people get hay (GAY) fever.

Only gay people get hay (GAY) fever.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2003, 17:19
Replies: 8
Views: 634
Posted By Dookie Velvet
What I purchased today

28 Days Later Soundtrack
Snatch
Shawshank Redemption
Sacrifice
Soldier Of Fortune (Special Edition)
Caesar III
Might And Magic VII
Thief II
Gangsters
Hidden And Dangerous
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2003, 13:59
Replies: 2
Views: 490
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Twats

Who replace the toilet seat without telling you.


Who replace the toilet seat with one that's too ****in' small for anyone with an ass bigger than a five-year-old's to sit on.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2003, 12:27
Replies: 17
Views: 763
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I think you'll all agree when I say the Bahrain...

I think you'll all agree when I say the Bahrain flag is the greatest in the world.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2003, 02:15
Replies: 11
Views: 1,105
Posted By Dookie Velvet
It does seem to fairly rock. I might look...

It does seem to fairly rock.

I might look into it later when I'm less knackered.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2003, 01:49
Replies: 11
Views: 1,105
Posted By Dookie Velvet
What ISP is it?

What ISP is it?
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2003, 01:42
Replies: 11
Views: 1,105
Posted By Dookie Velvet
You actually pay to keep that shiet up?

You actually pay to keep that shiet up?
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2003, 01:41
Replies: 1
Views: 430
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Cirque Du Soleil

Despite being a pretentious French art movement, they're one of the most passionate groups I've ever heard.

DOWNLOAD THEIR SONGS NOW

And give thoughts and opinions.
Unless they're critical....
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2003, 01:31
Replies: 11
Views: 1,105
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I run a front for a porn site. You have to...

I run a front for a porn site.

You have to click the hidden link in the bottom right hand corner to get access though.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2003, 21:58
Replies: 11
Views: 1,105
Posted By Dookie Velvet
How people find my website

People have found my website by typing the following into search engines:


a vampire is sucking on me
dancing eggplants
demonic duck
eilert pilarm lyrics
saw my friend's mom naked
...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2003, 21:25
Replies: 7
Views: 525
Posted By Dookie Velvet
That's what I go to school for Even though it...

That's what I go to school for
Even though it is a real chore
You can call me crazy
But I know that she craves me



It wasn't Busted. It sounded more like... Blue.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2003, 21:22
Replies: 7
Views: 525
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I'm looking for a boyband

I was in a shop today and I heard a song which I quite liked.

It sounded like it was sung by a boyband of some form... and it was your average "I love you, don't leave me" wank... but it has quite...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2003, 19:38
Replies: 9
Views: 479
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I want an expensive one so that people will look...

I want an expensive one so that people will look at me and say, "Yes, he's got money" and I will be regarded as 'cool' by my peers, okay.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2003, 19:25
Replies: 9
Views: 479
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Clueless about mobiles

http://shop.orange.co.uk/NASApp/esales/esales

The Siemens S55.


Tell me, is this one good or is it a bit crap, like?

'Cause I've never had one before.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2003, 15:41
Replies: 26
Views: 834
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I don't want to cut my wrists. It's too bloody. ...

I don't want to cut my wrists. It's too bloody.

I want my suicide to be painless.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2003, 15:32
Replies: 26
Views: 834
Posted By Dookie Velvet
http://www.efes.co.uk/music/1.mid

http://www.efes.co.uk/music/1.mid
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jun 2003, 14:05
Replies: 26
Views: 834
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Suicide

I'd like to commit it.

Please give me general tips, ideas and advice on how to end my miserable life, ta.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jun 2003, 19:54
Replies: 5
Views: 442
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Die, you ****e gimmick.

Die, you ****e gimmick.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jun 2003, 18:06
Replies: 29
Views: 857
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Blink 182

They just seemed to fade into obscurity.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jun 2003, 17:50
Replies: 5
Views: 442
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Chingo Bling

http://www.chingobling.com/ChingoBling.com2.0.htm
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jun 2003, 13:08
Replies: 12
Views: 668
Posted By Dookie Velvet
L O L

L
O
L
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jun 2003, 03:37
Replies: 23
Views: 716
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Yesh. When I checked this forum before, it...

Yesh.

When I checked this forum before, it said the last reply was from Luckeh!!!!!

Actually, it was me.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jun 2003, 00:30
Replies: 9
Views: 958
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Wink more

I woke up this morning quite puzzled about the origins of winking. Why do humans contract the orbicularis oculi in order to convey a sly sub-text or for the purposes of flirting? The word derives...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jun 2003, 23:10
Replies: 11
Views: 857
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Talk about replying to threads. What you do,...

Talk about replying to threads.

What you do, how you feel, etc.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jun 2003, 23:04
Replies: 11
Views: 857
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Checking back on your threads or responses...

Coming back to check on your input, whether it be your thread or the two cent you added to someone else's thread. Keeping your ego in check or seeing if your point is validated upon by another bot. ...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jun 2003, 22:54
Replies: 25
Views: 869
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Marriage is a declaration of love. Getting...

Marriage is a declaration of love.

Getting rid of it simply wouldn't be right.

It's for proving your love to the world.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jun 2003, 22:50
Replies: 25
Views: 869
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Re: Re: Why monogamy?

I'm not moving to a country full of filthy foreigners.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jun 2003, 22:46
Replies: 25
Views: 869
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Why monogamy?

Bring back harems. It just doesn't seem fair that with all the love I have to give I am limited by LAW to only one wife. If it was legal I'm sure I could convince my wife to bring on some junior...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jun 2003, 19:46
Replies: 7
Views: 739
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Re: Re: In this thread you give me praise

Neither am I. It was just natural progression, because it seems to be the easiest song to learn which involves only using the A, D and E chords ie the chords I actually know.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jun 2003, 19:41
Replies: 14
Views: 667
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I thought this thread said "So I was talking to...

I thought this thread said "So I was talking to my car" and I was going to post "LOL you talk to your car LOL" but it didn't so I won't :(
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jun 2003, 19:39
Replies: 7
Views: 739
Posted By Dookie Velvet
In this thread you give me praise

I feel most excellent at my achievement.

I've just about perfected Leaving On A Jet Plane too :cool:
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jun 2003, 19:35
Replies: 7
Views: 739
Posted By Dookie Velvet
In this thread you give me praise

... for I have just now perfected the twelve bar blues.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jun 2003, 17:50
Replies: 21
Views: 699
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Somebody already thought of my witty comment,...

Somebody already thought of my witty comment, sorry.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jun 2003, 17:29
Replies: 5
Views: 532
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Who is this annoying phag?

Who is this annoying phag?
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jun 2003, 17:18
Replies: 19
Views: 699
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Thank you.

Thank you.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jun 2003, 17:16
Replies: 5
Views: 532
Posted By Dookie Velvet
This thread has no purpose

Hello. :) :( :o :D ;) :p :cool: :rolleyes: :mad: :eek: :confused: :down: :up: :bunny: :banana: :devil:
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jun 2003, 12:46
Replies: 16
Views: 504
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I can't believe I've failed so much in maths. ...

I can't believe I've failed so much in maths.

I haven't got a clue what the answer is, but I know this is pish easy.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jun 2003, 03:41
Replies: 24
Views: 882
Posted By Dookie Velvet
::drooooooooooooooool::

::drooooooooooooooool::
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jun 2003, 02:03
Replies: 24
Views: 882
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I like feeling kitten paw.

I like feeling kitten paw.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jun 2003, 02:01
Replies: 24
Views: 882
Posted By Dookie Velvet
If you can get past the potential embarrassment,...

If you can get past the potential embarrassment, the pornographic industry is the best industry to be in.

Anyway, nowadays IQ tests are no longer suitable for averaging a person's intelligence,...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jun 2003, 00:58
Replies: 31
Views: 990
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jun 2003, 00:52
Replies: 24
Views: 882
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Don't think about her so much Just love her....

Don't think about her so much

Just love her.



She's absolutely gorgeous.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jun 2003, 22:36
Replies: 47
Views: 1,256
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Oh no. I respect severe retribution from...

Oh no.

I respect severe retribution from Snurx for this mistake :(
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jun 2003, 22:33
Replies: 47
Views: 1,256
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Here, have six BANANAS for being utterly ace. ...

Here, have six BANANAS for being utterly ace.

:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

Thank you extremleh for your help, you have no idea how useful you've been.

Thank you,...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jun 2003, 22:16
Replies: 47
Views: 1,256
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Is the album called "The Kick Inside"?

Is the album called "The Kick Inside"?
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jun 2003, 21:11
Replies: 47
Views: 1,256
Posted By Dookie Velvet
But I have to pay for that ****.

But I have to pay for that ****.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jun 2003, 19:19
Replies: 19
Views: 699
Posted By Dookie Velvet
These guys and a girl break into an primate...

These guys and a girl break into an primate reasearch laboratory and let loose the apes, who happen to be infected with a virus known as Rage. The apes attack them and they all get infected too.
...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jun 2003, 19:06
Replies: 47
Views: 1,256
Posted By Dookie Velvet
If anyone in any way cares about this anymore,...

If anyone in any way cares about this anymore, here's another clue.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jun 2003, 03:11
Replies: 19
Views: 699
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I can tell you the whole story if you like, and...

I can tell you the whole story if you like, and when it comes out in your country you can check to see if I'm right.

Pfft.

I thought it was about zombies too. It's not.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jun 2003, 02:36
Replies: 19
Views: 699
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Yessir.

Yessir.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jun 2003, 02:25
Replies: 19
Views: 699
Posted By Dookie Velvet
We live in two different countries. It was...

We live in two different countries.

It was released on DVD over here in the UK very recently.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jun 2003, 02:01
Replies: 8
Views: 816
Posted By Dookie Velvet
When I clicked on that link, the "Meow!" sounded...

When I clicked on that link, the "Meow!" sounded off at the exact same moment as all the music in Evanescence - Bring Me To Life stopped a second before the first chorus, for hilarious comedy effect.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jun 2003, 22:59
Replies: 19
Views: 699
Posted By Dookie Velvet
No, it wasn't. It was ****e.

No, it wasn't.

It was ****e.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jun 2003, 22:39
Replies: 19
Views: 699
Posted By Dookie Velvet
The nice ending wouldn't bother me usually... but...

The nice ending wouldn't bother me usually... but it seemed too... rushed.

Like they couldn't be arsed putting the same amount of effort into the end as they did throughout the rest of the film.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jun 2003, 22:38
Replies: 19
Views: 699
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I'm off to watch the alternative ending now.

I'm off to watch the alternative ending now.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jun 2003, 22:10
Replies: 4
Views: 512
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I demand :e_chick: be brought back.

I demand :e_chick: be brought back.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jun 2003, 22:05
Replies: 19
Views: 699
Posted By Dookie Velvet
The soundtrack is one of the best I've heard in a...

The soundtrack is one of the best I've heard in a while.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jun 2003, 22:02
Replies: 19
Views: 699
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I felt so sorry for that soldier who looked like...

I felt so sorry for that soldier who looked like Bloomers.

The poor bugger.

Edit: I felt sorry for him because of the way he died, not because he looked like Bloomers.



It ended all too...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jun 2003, 22:00
Replies: 21
Views: 655
Posted By Dookie Velvet
'old'

'old'
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jun 2003, 21:51
Replies: 19
Views: 699
Posted By Dookie Velvet
28 Days Later

I thought this was meant to be a horror film or something.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jun 2003, 20:20
Replies: 26
Views: 661
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I demand that this drooling pubic hair be banned.

I demand that this drooling pubic hair be banned.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jun 2003, 20:18
Replies: 26
Views: 661
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I stared at that for five seconds and I have a...

I stared at that for five seconds and I have a headache now
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jun 2003, 19:10
Replies: 42
Views: 1,350
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Pepsi is ****ing rancid ****

Pepsi is ****ing rancid ****
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jun 2003, 18:50
Replies: 6
oi
Views: 643
Posted By Dookie Velvet
:e_chick: for mod.

:e_chick: for mod.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jun 2003, 18:41
Replies: 6
oi
Views: 643
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I was wondering about whether we could keep...

I was wondering about whether we could keep :e_chick: because it was fairly ace.

It's better than :confused: :bunny: and :devil: at any rate.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jun 2003, 18:32
Replies: 37
Views: 1,393
Posted By Dookie Velvet
My sweet god I have never heard anyone who...

My sweet god I have never heard anyone who sounded like that before.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jun 2003, 18:29
Replies: 7
Views: 477
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I felt extremely sorry for the Emperor. ...

I felt extremely sorry for the Emperor.

Really, I know he was a bit of a bastard, but the minutes before he was executed were simply horrid in my eyes.

Public humiliation.
The feeling of...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jun 2003, 12:47
Replies: 15
Views: 551
Posted By Dookie Velvet
You shouldn't be whipping your wang out next to...

You shouldn't be whipping your wang out next to another man unless you're planning a swordfight :mad:
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jun 2003, 12:43
Replies: 31
Views: 704
Posted By Dookie Velvet
That was perhaps the worst 'holiday' I've ever...

That was perhaps the worst 'holiday' I've ever had.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jun 2003, 12:40
Replies: 16
Views: 571
Posted By Dookie Velvet
No, it's not wrong. Just rather petty. ...

No, it's not wrong.

Just rather petty.

What.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jun 2003, 12:40
Replies: 16
Views: 571
Posted By Dookie Velvet
It depends on what you're getting revenge for.

It depends on what you're getting revenge for.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jun 2003, 12:39
Replies: 47
Views: 1,256
Posted By Dookie Velvet
:(

:(
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jun 2003, 04:06
Replies: 15
Views: 551
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I for one

Am thankful for the little screens that every public restroom seems to have now between the urinals. I didn't use them before because they weren't there, like.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2003, 23:17
Replies: 75
Views: 1,279
Posted By Dookie Velvet


Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2003, 23:14
Replies: 75
Views: 1,279
Posted By Dookie Velvet
The argument I'm faced with is that gotten...

The argument I'm faced with is that gotten doesn't officially count as a word.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2003, 23:10
Replies: 75
Views: 1,279
Posted By Dookie Velvet
This is a thread about grammar

Which is more grammatically correct?

"we haven't gotten a chance to prove our worth yet."

Or

"we haven't got a chance to prove our worth yet."
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2003, 22:12
Replies: 46
Views: 1,627
Posted By Dookie Velvet
"Surprise."

"Surprise."
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2003, 22:10
Replies: 47
Views: 1,256
Posted By Dookie Velvet
DOES IT LOOK LIKE THE ****ING SYMBOL ON ROBIN'S...

DOES IT LOOK LIKE THE ****ING SYMBOL ON ROBIN'S SHIRT TO ANYONE ELSE?
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2003, 21:12
Replies: 39
Views: 679
Posted By Dookie Velvet
One word: DISMAL

One word: DISMAL
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2003, 21:11
Replies: 39
Views: 679
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I'm sure she was aiming for children above the...

I'm sure she was aiming for children above the age of four, however.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2003, 21:11
Replies: 39
Views: 679
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I like the idea put forward in the Harry Potter...

I like the idea put forward in the Harry Potter series. I'm simply saying the implementaion is bad.

She's a terrible writer, and not half worthy of the praise she's recieved.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2003, 21:07
Replies: 39
Views: 679
Posted By Dookie Velvet
This is true. I downloaded all the books...

This is true.

I downloaded all the books from KaZaA.

They're so ****ing poorly written.

I've never seen something so bad be so successful.

It's ludicrous.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2003, 20:10
Replies: 14
Views: 734
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Everyone knows this is the best Christmas song...

Everyone knows this is the best Christmas song ever.

I see no topic for discussion here.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2003, 20:09
Replies: 14
Views: 734
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Christina Aguilera - Fighter

The chicks in that video are too hot for words.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2003, 20:06
Replies: 17
Views: 786
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I don't like poor people. In fact, I make fun of...

I don't like poor people. In fact, I make fun of the homeless of a regular basis.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2003, 19:17
Replies: 27
Views: 761
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I'm trying to get my hair like his, but it's not...

I'm trying to get my hair like his, but it's not going too well.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2003, 15:26
Replies: 17
Views: 786
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Let's make this the most offensive thread ever

Hey MrL JaKiri, tell your mom I'm coming over tonight to pick up my underwear. I forgot it there last night.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2003, 14:48
Replies: 47
Views: 1,256
Posted By Dookie Velvet
A few people have said it looks like something...

A few people have said it looks like something from Speed Racer.

What's the connection, though?

I've checked http://www.google.com and can't find anything even remotely similar which involves...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2003, 14:44
Replies: 27
Views: 761
Posted By Dookie Velvet
He was hot in Jerry Maguire.

He was hot in Jerry Maguire.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2003, 03:42
Replies: 47
Views: 1,256
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I've just been informed that it's the original...

I've just been informed that it's the original movie poster for Tron.

How likely is this to be correct?
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2003, 02:34
Replies: 47
Views: 1,256
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I'm not bumping this.

I'm not bumping this.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2003, 01:58
Replies: 17
Views: 664
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I've never been to the Jolt forum. Is it any...

I've never been to the Jolt forum.

Is it any good?
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2003, 01:22
Replies: 27
Views: 761
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Tom Cruise

He's one hunk of a man.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2003, 01:06
Replies: 47
Views: 1,256
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I just felt like calling you gay.

I just felt like calling you gay.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2003, 00:48
Replies: 47
Views: 1,256
Posted By Dookie Velvet
You're gay.

You're gay.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2003, 00:39
Replies: 47
Views: 1,256
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I figure if your parents would probably know it,...

I figure if your parents would probably know it, it's something that was popular back then, and isn't now. Like a band, maybe.
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2003, 23:25
Replies: 47
Views: 1,256
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Here's a hint. APPARENTLY Your...

Here's a hint.


APPARENTLY

Your parents would probably know it
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2003, 22:30
Replies: 45
Views: 1,242
Posted By Dookie Velvet


Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2003, 22:11
Replies: 9
Views: 478
Posted By Dookie Velvet
You're having these dreams because you're a...

You're having these dreams because you're a girl-hating queer.
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2003, 21:55
Replies: 21
Views: 642
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Donnie Darko is overrated.

Donnie Darko is overrated.
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2003, 21:43
Replies: 30
Views: 742
Posted By Dookie Velvet
This is kinda how we got the :banana: smiley.

This is kinda how we got the :banana: smiley.
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2003, 21:39
Replies: 47
Views: 1,256
Posted By Dookie Velvet
What I'm looking for: - What the image is. ...

What I'm looking for:

- What the image is.
- Who (or what, apparently) made it.
- What it's about.
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2003, 21:31
Replies: 47
Views: 1,256
Posted By Dookie Velvet
In this thread I show you a picture and you give me basic information on it

... so that I can get a kickstart, find more advanced information myself and win an award!

http://www.villagephotos.com/viewpubimage.asp?id_=2837150
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2003, 18:25
Replies: 21
Views: 642
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Where he clutches his eyes as the blood spurts...

Where he clutches his eyes as the blood spurts from them.
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2003, 18:22
Replies: 21
Views: 642
Posted By Dookie Velvet
What's that dream all about, eh?

What's that dream all about, eh?
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2003, 18:20
Replies: 13
Views: 571
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Something's A-Brewing...

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=578&ncid=578&e=2&u=/nm/20030530/ts_nm/iraq_intelligence_dc


It's OK to impeach a president because he got his member sucked by an intern, but if...
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2003, 01:58
Replies: 34
Views: 849
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Dookie Velvet For Mod: Because I'm worth it. ...

Dookie Velvet For Mod: Because I'm worth it.


:(
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2003, 01:09
Replies: 14
Views: 626
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Conspiracy Of One was good.

Conspiracy Of One was good.
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2003, 00:44
Replies: 25
Views: 747
Posted By Dookie Velvet
It's a biscuit.

It's a biscuit.
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2003, 00:41
Replies: 24
Views: 862
Posted By Dookie Velvet
"Get Paid To Surf" scheme? What's...

"Get Paid To Surf" scheme?

What's this?
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2003, 00:33
Replies: 20
Views: 641
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I've only got Nivia, none of this fancy "... for...

I've only got Nivia, none of this fancy "... for men" stuff.

It'll do, yes?
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2003, 00:27
Replies: 20
Views: 641
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Is Nivia cream any good, because it's all my...

Is Nivia cream any good, because it's all my mother's got...? :confused:
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2003, 00:25
Replies: 16
Views: 931
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Nobody honestly truly believed this war was on...

Nobody honestly truly believed this war was on account of WMD that a certain dictator was holding anyway.

Not even the war supporters. Most of them, including myself, supported the war not because...
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2003, 00:16
Replies: 15
Views: 641
Posted By Dookie Velvet
If this is the way it started out, I'm surprised...

If this is the way it started out, I'm surprised they bothered making a second series, though I'm glad they did.
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2003, 00:14
Replies: 16
Views: 931
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Re: I am pissed off at Wolfowitz

Why is he dumb?

For admitting what we all knew in the first place?
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2003, 00:12
Replies: 15
Views: 641
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Hello, this thread is about The Simpsons

I notice there's some episodes where the artwork and the voiceovers are of a far lower standard and quality. Why is this?
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2003, 15:31
Replies: 33
Views: 837
Posted By Dookie Velvet
This is probably one of the most hilarious...

This is probably one of the most hilarious threads I've seen in GD recently.
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2003, 15:23
Replies: 39
Views: 868
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Realleh?

Realleh?
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2003, 15:22
Replies: 14
Views: 473
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Re: Re: Manchester, home of the lunatics

I was in there "for fun".
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2003, 15:19
Replies: 14
Views: 473
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I was trying to figure out where I'd recognized...

I was trying to figure out where I'd recognized the fat bastard from as I was travelling home.

Either Kura took a trip down to Manchester or he has a twin brother.
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2003, 15:16
Replies: 14
Views: 473
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I saw a fat man bearing a striking resemblance to...

I saw a fat man bearing a striking resemblance to Kurashima, dressed in a t-shirt and shorts and babbling incoherently at the top of his voice.


True story!
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2003, 15:12
Replies: 14
Views: 473
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Manchester, home of the lunatics

I saw no less than five nutcases in the sixty minutes I spent in the city centre.
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2003, 01:13
Replies: 14
Views: 447
Posted By Dookie Velvet
SHUT UP AND GO BACK TO YOUR JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE...

SHUT UP AND GO BACK TO YOUR JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE CDS, TEENYBOPPER. LOLZ.



:(
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2003, 01:03
Replies: 14
Views: 447
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2003, 00:57
Replies: 47
Views: 987
Posted By Dookie Velvet
... ... I guess I was the only...

...


...


I guess I was the only one who already thought he was a GD mod, then.
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2003, 00:49
Replies: 47
Views: 987
Posted By Dookie Velvet
:confused:

:confused:
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2003, 18:46
Replies: 20
Views: 641
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I'll try washing my face every morning with cold...

I'll try washing my face every morning with cold water and I'll call my mother and ask her for advice about what kind of non-oily moisturizers I should use, since I'm not "big up" on that sort of...
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2003, 17:59
Replies: 20
Views: 641
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Tamales of the forum

I need advice as to how to get my skin looking healthier, facial skin in particular, yesh? :up:
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2003, 12:50
Replies: 13
Views: 564
Posted By Dookie Velvet
What. The. ****?

?????????????? (http://www.boston.com/dailynews/149/region/UMaine_horse_sexually_assaulte:.shtml)
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 23:01
Replies: 21
Views: 765
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I have never met an attractive dyke. There...

I have never met an attractive dyke.

There is more substantial evidence of the existence of the Yeti.





:down: I wouldn't touch her with a bargepole.
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 22:49
Replies: 21
Views: 765
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Does the fact that she's your average ugly-as-sin...

Does the fact that she's your average ugly-as-sin dyke detract from how much I should value her compliment?
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 22:03
Replies: 21
Views: 765
Posted By Dookie Velvet
A carpet muncher called Anne

Called me good-looking today.

Should I take this as a proper compliment, or should I view it in the same dismissive way I would view a compliment on my good looks from my mother?
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 19:55
Replies: 19
Views: 730
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Re: Re: I almost hung myself this morning.

:banana: L :banana: O :banana: L :banana:
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 02:50
Replies: 17
Views: 721
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Mushroom shaped bruises on her forehead.

Mushroom shaped bruises on her forehead.
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 02:48
Replies: 6
Views: 389
Posted By Dookie Velvet
There are dwarfs in Time Bandits. I have a...

There are dwarfs in Time Bandits.

I have a "problem" with dwarfs.
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 02:22
Replies: 6
Views: 389
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Bandits

The reviews were bad, but I enjoyed it.

But for the ending, it was a decent film.
Forum: General Discussions 27 May 2003, 23:52
Replies: 17
Views: 721
Posted By Dookie Velvet
How did you sprain your thumb?

How did you sprain your thumb?
Forum: General Discussions 27 May 2003, 23:37
Replies: 21
Bbc
Views: 881
Posted By Dookie Velvet
There's one where this woman is hanging onto the...

There's one where this woman is hanging onto the edge of a cliff by her fingertips, shouting for help, while a couple sit right in front of her, eating biscuits and drinking tea, watching and just...
Forum: General Discussions 27 May 2003, 21:21
Replies: 21
Views: 709
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Now look what you've done, you cnuts. I was...

Now look what you've done, you cnuts.

I was half way through, fs.
Forum: General Discussions 27 May 2003, 20:11
Replies: 21
Views: 636
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Teapots are for posh twats.

Teapots are for posh twats.
Forum: General Discussions 27 May 2003, 20:05
Replies: 21
Views: 636
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I didn't see his other thread :( Okay, let's...

I didn't see his other thread :(

Okay, let's salvage this one.


When you make a cup of tea, do you take out the teabag?
Forum: General Discussions 27 May 2003, 19:32
Replies: 21
Views: 709
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Seconded.

Seconded.
Forum: General Discussions 27 May 2003, 19:30
Replies: 21
Views: 636
Posted By Dookie Velvet
What button on your keyboard...

Do you LOVE?


I love the Windows Key and the TAB key.
Forum: General Discussions 27 May 2003, 00:38
Replies: 48
Views: 857
Posted By Dookie Velvet


Forum: General Discussions 26 May 2003, 17:42
Replies: 9
Views: 552
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Another Eurovision Song Contest Thread

And this tactical voting.


How exactly does this work?


Does Bosnia-Herzegovina or someplace giving Turkey twelve points really influence the Turkish government in their favour?

I can't...
Forum: General Discussions 25 May 2003, 22:21
Replies: 53
Views: 1,343
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I'm alternating between Pet Shop Boys - Always On...

I'm alternating between Pet Shop Boys - Always On My Mind, Red Hot Chili Peppers - Californication and Hot Action Cop - Fever For The Flava. Occasionally Idlewild - Modern Way Of Letting Go gets a...
Forum: General Discussions 25 May 2003, 22:18
Replies: 43
Views: 919
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Agent Smith is a closest homosexual.

Agent Smith is a closest homosexual.
Forum: General Discussions 25 May 2003, 20:19
Replies: 28
Views: 636
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Plus it also gives the impression that the person...

Plus it also gives the impression that the person was confused but is confused no longer, which is generally not what the :confused: smiley should be about. If you want a smiley that gives the...
Forum: General Discussions 25 May 2003, 20:16
Replies: 28
Views: 636
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Forum: General Discussions 25 May 2003, 20:13
Replies: 3
Views: 628
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Ta :up: It bothered me not knowing.

Ta :up: It bothered me not knowing.
Forum: General Discussions 25 May 2003, 19:15
Replies: 3
Views: 628
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Training Day

What does "Alonzo" say to his son?
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2003, 23:57
Replies: 4
Views: 554
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I thought this thread was going to be about...

I thought this thread was going to be about playing with your penis.
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2003, 23:27
Replies: 7
Views: 556
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Terry Wogan

Though I dislike the fact that the man seems to think he's English, he never fails to make me laugh.
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2003, 21:52
Replies: 9
Views: 524
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Keanu Reeves

I haven't seen the movie, but the ads make this guy look really swell in a long dress. Very sexy, if you are so persuaded. :cool:
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2003, 20:18
Replies: 13
Views: 553
Posted By Dookie Velvet
The Austrian Eurovision Song Contest Entry

In this thread you laugh about it.



AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Forum: General Discussions 23 May 2003, 22:15
Replies: 0
Views: 342
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Fast Food Rockers

God help us all.
Forum: General Discussions 23 May 2003, 18:02
Replies: 34
Views: 768
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Eurovision is a farce, the level of entertainment...

Eurovision is a farce, the level of entertainment arising from watching it on a par with sticking your penis in the microwave.


It used to be good. Now it's pish.

I'd rather come on GD than...
Forum: General Discussions 22 May 2003, 19:41
Replies: 39
Views: 896
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Re: Women/Monkeys/Screws/Men/Burning

I personally find both men and women do what you've just described.
Forum: General Discussions 22 May 2003, 18:49
Replies: 1
Views: 543
Posted By Dookie Velvet
The Stupid Joke Thread

DISCLAIMER: ANY REFERENCES TO "YOUR MOM" ARE HYPOTHETICAL.



YOUR MOM IS SO FAT SHE SAT ON A BRIDGE AND IT FELL

YOUR MOM IS SUCH A LESBIAN YOU HAVE TWO MOMS (LOL)

YOUR MOM IS SO FAT SHE...
Forum: General Discussions 21 May 2003, 18:57
Replies: 23
Views: 670
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Jeremy Irons doesn't get enough respect :(

Jeremy Irons doesn't get enough respect :(
Forum: General Discussions 21 May 2003, 18:44
Replies: 86
Views: 2,097
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I reckon it's over. She's no longer...

I reckon it's over.

She's no longer diverting any attention towards me and now there's absolutely no conversation between us, at any time. Ever.

She's spending all her time continuously...
Forum: General Discussions 21 May 2003, 18:43
Replies: 23
Views: 670
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Here, here!

Here, here!
Forum: General Discussions 20 May 2003, 23:20
Replies: 23
Views: 670
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Die Hard With A Vengeance

Utter class.

With a little tweaking, this could've been perfect.

Five bananas.

:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
Forum: General Discussions 20 May 2003, 19:06
Replies: 5
Views: 602
Posted By Dookie Velvet
It's a sin Everything I've ever done ...

It's a sin
Everything I've ever done
Everything I ever do
Every place I've ever been
Everywhere I'm going to
It's a sin

Father, forgive me, I tried not to do it
Turned over a new leaf, then...
Forum: General Discussions 19 May 2003, 22:47
Replies: 4
Views: 591
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Thread dedicated to the guy who lost £7000 on Millionaire

The guy from Northern Ireland

I felt genuinely sorry for him :(
Forum: General Discussions 19 May 2003, 18:59
Replies: 24
Views: 804
Posted By Dookie Velvet
He played Arnie Grape in "What's Eating Gilbert...

He played Arnie Grape in "What's Eating Gilbert Grape?"
Forum: General Discussions 19 May 2003, 17:09
Replies: 18
Views: 745
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I found maggots in a hamburger I got from...

I found maggots in a hamburger I got from MacDonalds once. The sad thing was that I had taken a bite out of it before I discovered them :(
Forum: General Discussions 19 May 2003, 17:05
Replies: 9
Views: 561
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Pet Shop Boys - Always On My Mind

What's the "deal" with the video to this?
Forum: General Discussions 19 May 2003, 00:52
Replies: 55
Views: 1,259
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Event Horizon always sends a slight shiver down...

Event Horizon always sends a slight shiver down my spine whenever I watch it, but I wouldn't really call it "scary".
Forum: General Discussions 18 May 2003, 16:39
Replies: 14
Views: 832
Posted By Dookie Velvet
'Tis done!

'Tis done!
Forum: General Discussions 18 May 2003, 16:36
Replies: 14
Views: 832
Posted By Dookie Velvet
My first sexual experience

THE YEAR WAS 2002 AND A HALF, I was wearing a spanky new red suit and a candycane-colored tie tied in a half-hearted attempt at a windsor knot. My underwear had not changed for the past two days but...
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2003, 23:50
Replies: 8
Views: 605
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Re: god dammit

Ewwwww.
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2003, 19:52
Replies: 13
Views: 556
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Cat lovers unite. :banana:

Cat lovers unite. :banana:
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2003, 19:44
Replies: 13
Views: 556
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I like feeling

My cat's paws.


What do you like feeling?
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2003, 02:54
Replies: 9
Views: 572
Posted By Dookie Velvet
My psychiatrist looks like Renee Zellweger :(

My psychiatrist looks like Renee Zellweger :(
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2003, 00:30
Replies: 18
Views: 515
Posted By Dookie Velvet
He doesn't, because that makes for a far better...

He doesn't, because that makes for a far better ending.
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2003, 00:28
Replies: 18
Views: 515
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I'd hardly call it overrated.

I'd hardly call it overrated.
Forum: General Discussions 16 May 2003, 23:00
Replies: 9
Views: 572
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Pathetic

My two closest friends are my psychiatrist and a woman I met online :(
Forum: General Discussions 16 May 2003, 18:34
Replies: 5
Views: 402
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I've got something to put in you I've got...

I've got something to put in you
I've got something to put in you
I've got something to put in you
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2003, 22:46
Replies: 24
Views: 825
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Re: My New Baby

What an absolutely superb term.
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2003, 22:20
Replies: 14
Views: 643
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaoijaid...

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaoijaidhhahaphcidjhaohviubghaagapaehffja
ape9fujgfnetbd./akuhffdvihfdovbaogho;/soiv;n\as8gfovv k.\ *cough* *wheeze* *hack*
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2003, 19:26
Replies: 86
Views: 2,097
Posted By Dookie Velvet
For anyone who's remotely curious as to how this...

For anyone who's remotely curious as to how this went on, I'll tell you... it didn't.

Monday came and I didn't do anything you lot suggested. I just adopted the policy of ignoring her. She doesn't...
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2003, 18:51
Replies: 44
Views: 799
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Don't worry. Just one more series and it's all...

Don't worry. Just one more series and it's all over.
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2003, 18:50
Replies: 4
Views: 464
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I got more laughs out of the "Gay Bar" video for...

I got more laughs out of the "Gay Bar" video for Electric Six.

It was too hammy for me.
The potential for an ace comedy was there, which is a piteh :(
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2003, 18:37
Replies: 4
Views: 464
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Me, Myself And Irene

NEVER BEFORE HAS A MOVIE ATTAINED SUCH LEVELS OF CRAPNESS.
Forum: General Discussions 14 May 2003, 19:17
Replies: 34
Views: 924
Posted By Dookie Velvet
You'll notice that every single vegetable tastes...

You'll notice that every single vegetable tastes nice when smothered in gravy.
Forum: General Discussions 14 May 2003, 18:56
Replies: 34
Views: 924
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Lettuce for me. It has no taste. If I was...

Lettuce for me. It has no taste.

If I was starving in the desert, it's about the only vegetable I'd think twice about before eating.
Forum: General Discussions 14 May 2003, 02:31
Replies: 10
Views: 496
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Affluent White Conspiracy?

Could it be, boys and girls, that all the social programs, all the so-called initiatives that supposedly help the under-priviliged, the under class, are just so much cynical appeasement?

Could it...
Forum: General Discussions 12 May 2003, 23:32
Replies: 24
Views: 722
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Sponsored arse jiggling.

Sponsored arse jiggling.
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2003, 22:57
Replies: 49
Views: 1,128
Posted By Dookie Velvet
They're not fixed. The charts = musical...

They're not fixed.

The charts = musical taste of the general UK under-12 population.
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2003, 15:26
Replies: 52
Views: 1,904
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Re: Re: Re: So messed up

How's he doing now?
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2003, 15:07
Replies: 16
Views: 900
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Metafiction stopped being original fifty years...

Metafiction stopped being original fifty years ago when the nouveau romanists beat that horse to death, assuming I don't give credit for the kill to Pirandello, in which case it would be eighty years.
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2003, 02:08
Replies: 38
Views: 4,065
Posted By Dookie Velvet
"Existence" Sorry :(

"Existence"





Sorry :(
Forum: General Discussions 10 May 2003, 01:59
Replies: 19
Views: 859
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I FOUND THE BASTARD :bunny: :banana: :bunny:...

I FOUND THE BASTARD

:bunny: :banana: :bunny: :banana: :bunny: :banana: :bunny: :banana: :bunny: :banana: :bunny: :banana:


Three hours of my life wasted :(
Forum: General Discussions 9 May 2003, 21:31
Replies: 19
Views: 859
Posted By Dookie Velvet
And I am going to go through each and every...

And I am going to go through each and every single one until I find it, sad bast*rd that I am.
Forum: General Discussions 9 May 2003, 21:15
Replies: 101
Views: 3,274
Posted By Dookie Velvet
THE WHITE STRIPES ...and... EVANESCENCE...

THE WHITE STRIPES

...and...

EVANESCENCE


Edit: And for classic... it would be Kiss.
Forum: General Discussions 9 May 2003, 18:17
Replies: 86
Views: 2,097
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I was going to answer you but I accidentally...

I was going to answer you but I accidentally pressed enter :(
Forum: General Discussions 9 May 2003, 18:15
Replies: 86
Views: 2,097
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I sometimes have that problem :( I'll...

I sometimes have that problem :(



I'll try this.




Do it already.
Forum: General Discussions 9 May 2003, 18:02
Replies: 15
Views: 753
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Maybe I'm just easily pleased :(

Maybe I'm just easily pleased :(
Forum: General Discussions 9 May 2003, 17:59
Replies: 15
Views: 753
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Road To Perdition

It's fantabulous!!

:bunny: :banana: :bunny: :banana: :bunny: :banana: :bunny: :banana:
Forum: General Discussions 9 May 2003, 15:33
Replies: 86
Views: 2,097
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I've attempted the small talk, but it's not been...

I've attempted the small talk, but it's not been very successful so far. I figure making her laugh is the way forward, but I have no idea how to do so, since my vocabulary of humour consists of fart...
Forum: General Discussions 9 May 2003, 15:25
Replies: 86
Views: 2,097
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Re: Re: Conversation Starters

I don't. But I'd like to. Even Stephen Hawking has his fantasies :rolleyes:
Forum: General Discussions 9 May 2003, 15:08
Replies: 37
Views: 927
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Perhaps I should make it easier for you in the...

Perhaps I should make it easier for you in the future by adding explanatory tags to my posts?
Forum: General Discussions 9 May 2003, 14:04
Replies: 86
Views: 2,097
Posted By Dookie Velvet
You're getting better.

You're getting better.
Forum: General Discussions 9 May 2003, 13:52
Replies: 86
Views: 2,097
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I hate you all.

I hate you all.
Forum: General Discussions 9 May 2003, 13:43
Replies: 86
Views: 2,097
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Conversation Starters

Everyday from 4PM to 4:30PM I find myself sitting in the front room of the building in which I work, alone but for an incredibly attactive girl sitting opposite me. And everyday, that half an hour...
Forum: General Discussions 9 May 2003, 02:48
Replies: 37
Views: 927
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Silly foreigners. Mother's Day was weeks ago :p

Silly foreigners. Mother's Day was weeks ago :p
Forum: General Discussions 8 May 2003, 18:32
Replies: 10
Views: 486
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I did :(

I did :(
Forum: General Discussions 8 May 2003, 18:00
Replies: 10
Views: 486
Posted By Dookie Velvet
There were three links, none of which were...

There were three links, none of which were Internet Explorer :(



It doesn't recognize the command :confused:
Forum: General Discussions 8 May 2003, 02:39
Replies: 10
Views: 486
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Windows 95.

Windows 95.
Forum: General Discussions 8 May 2003, 02:35
Replies: 10
Views: 486
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Internet Explorer

I'm posting this on behalf of a youth group I work with. Internet Explorer apparently keeps running automatically on startup and they'd like to know how to stop it. Thanks in advance.
Forum: General Discussions 7 May 2003, 22:16
Replies: 60
Views: 1,335
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I am friendless :( Absolutely zilch in the...

I am friendless :(

Absolutely zilch in the real friends department. All I have are acquaintances.
Forum: General Discussions 7 May 2003, 18:08
Replies: 18
Views: 701
Posted By Dookie Velvet
This is the greatest thread ever :banana:

This is the greatest thread ever :banana:
Forum: General Discussions 7 May 2003, 01:11
Replies: 40
Views: 782
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Fishing Big Game Hunting Cricket

Fishing
Big Game Hunting
Cricket
Forum: General Discussions 5 May 2003, 23:46
Replies: 8
Views: 417
Posted By Dookie Velvet
On the subject of crappy science fiction...

On the subject of crappy science fiction programs, has anyone ever seen that Babylon 5 spin off...? (At least, I assume it's a Babylon 5 spin off, there were a number of references made to it). It's...
Forum: General Discussions 5 May 2003, 23:41
Replies: 29
Views: 721
Posted By Dookie Velvet
He really didn't deserve to win.

He really didn't deserve to win.
Forum: General Discussions 4 May 2003, 21:45
Replies: 53
Views: 1,125
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I have a silver cover which I put on my PC...

I have a silver cover which I put on my PC whenever I'm not using it.

It's as clean as a whistle.



My PC []\/\/|\|5 yours.
Forum: General Discussions 4 May 2003, 14:41
Replies: 14
Views: 622
Posted By Dookie Velvet
OK... an example... You know at the start of...

OK... an example...

You know at the start of the game, it shows a burning car right before the camera angle changes to a view of your guy and 8-Ball, where he tells you, "I know a place on the...
Forum: General Discussions 4 May 2003, 13:55
Replies: 14
Views: 622
Posted By Dookie Velvet
giveusatank + gunsgunsguns + itsallgoingmaaad +...

giveusatank + gunsgunsguns + itsallgoingmaaad + nastylimbscheat + weaponsforall = greatest game ever
Forum: General Discussions 2 May 2003, 15:58
Replies: 21
Views: 762
Posted By Dookie Velvet
The 2035 Thread

The year 2035 = the end of physics/history

According to world population trends reflecting the last 100,000 years, human population becomes infinite in the year 2035.

Tranhumanists believe this...
Forum: General Discussions 1 May 2003, 21:41
Replies: 25
Views: 1,028
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I live in Oldham :(

I live in Oldham :(
Forum: General Discussions 1 May 2003, 01:58
Replies: 34
Views: 1,063
Posted By Dookie Velvet
They're a gimmick, much like t.a.t.u and Las...

They're a gimmick, much like t.a.t.u and Las Ketchup.
Forum: General Discussions 1 May 2003, 01:54
Replies: 18
Views: 652
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Dwarf, though I want to be an Elf when I grow up...

Dwarf, though I want to be an Elf when I grow up :(
Forum: General Discussions 29 Apr 2003, 23:32
Replies: 14
Views: 622
Posted By Dookie Velvet
So your advice is to give up? :(

So your advice is to give up? :(
Forum: General Discussions 29 Apr 2003, 22:57
Replies: 14
Views: 622
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Grand Theft Auto III

There's something wrong with it. :(

The graphics refuse to work properly.

Like the traffic lights. You can't see the colour they're at.

Sometimes they come back on, but only for a short...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Apr 2003, 01:18
Replies: 7
Views: 406
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Halliburton

Greetings, and other salutations...

The talking heads - and, surprise! the Democrats - are making a lot of noise lately about Halliburton.

According to 60 Minutes, during the years that Dick...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2003, 15:33
Replies: 3
Views: 564
Posted By Dookie Velvet
The ballroom

Funny. The modern ball room is a place people go so they can ball. A little different than the original meaning.

It finally fits.

"Grandma, is that you? Did you save your uterus or did you let...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Apr 2003, 22:27
Replies: 17
Views: 655
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Is this irony or something else?

Iraqi Shiite's first act of free speech is to demand that there be no free speech :confused:
Forum: General Discussions 25 Apr 2003, 14:49
Replies: 7
Views: 733
Posted By Dookie Velvet
http://ender.com/~armesti/big-gulp/20000501_15:35:...

http://ender.com/~armesti/big-gulp/20000501_15:35:43_696.jpg
Forum: General Discussions 25 Apr 2003, 14:45
Replies: 7
Views: 733
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I found the funniest fetish ever

http://www.casti.com/big-gulp/pictures/pix_main.html

I mean, I dunno, maybe I'm just behind the curve when it comes to keeping up with horrible fetish websites, but this is the first time I've...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Apr 2003, 14:16
Replies: 12
Views: 712
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I've never even heard of it :(

I've never even heard of it :(
Forum: General Discussions 25 Apr 2003, 00:27
Replies: 5
Views: 451
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I was around ten or so when I first watched it. ...

I was around ten or so when I first watched it.

The only part I understood was that they were in a prison.

I slept in my mother's bed that night :(
Forum: General Discussions 25 Apr 2003, 00:23
Replies: 5
Views: 451
Posted By Dookie Velvet
The thing that makes it so good is the fact that...

The thing that makes it so good is the fact that it's just like Avril Lavigne's music - brainless, but fun. Order a pizza, get some beers, turn down the lights and enjoy.


!!!Kurtwood Smith!!! is...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Apr 2003, 00:08
Replies: 5
Views: 451
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Fortress

I had forgotten it was that good :banana:
Forum: General Discussions 24 Apr 2003, 18:01
Replies: 6
Views: 691
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Drew Henry and Kurashima

Long lost brothers.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Apr 2003, 17:59
Replies: 26
Views: 869
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I heard they were going to split Iraq up into...

I heard they were going to split Iraq up into three provinces: Leaded, unleaded and diesel.

LOLZ
Forum: General Discussions 23 Apr 2003, 21:53
Replies: 15
Views: 644
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Someone on another MB I go to said, on this...

Someone on another MB I go to said, on this subject, that:

"nobody gives a sh*t. Every politician is on the make. You think dear old Tony isn't getting nice backhanders from the dear old US of A"...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Apr 2003, 21:51
Replies: 7
Views: 556
Posted By Dookie Velvet
It's amusing and highly original :(

It's amusing and highly original :(
Forum: General Discussions 23 Apr 2003, 21:05
Replies: 56
Views: 1,414
Posted By Dookie Velvet
They are a bunch of CAVEMEN

They are a bunch of CAVEMEN
Forum: General Discussions 23 Apr 2003, 18:16
Replies: 7
Views: 556
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Because they probably did :(

Because they probably did :(
Forum: General Discussions 23 Apr 2003, 18:08
Replies: 7
Views: 556
Posted By Dookie Velvet
How to keep an idiot busy...

Click Here (http://195.149.21.200/~paforum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=163286)
Forum: General Discussions 22 Apr 2003, 22:09
Replies: 10
Views: 628
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Turn off the timer in the demo. Go into the...

Turn off the timer in the demo.

Go into the Console.

Set Gamestate Demotime 9999.

Enjoy the demo for as long as you like.

:)
Forum: General Discussions 17 Apr 2003, 00:24
Replies: 2
Views: 511
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Saddamized

http://entertainment.yahoo.com/entnews/wwn/20030410/104998680005.html
Forum: General Discussions 17 Apr 2003, 00:07
Replies: 22
Views: 743
Posted By Dookie Velvet
You got it in one.

You got it in one.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Apr 2003, 23:55
Replies: 22
Views: 743
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Only 4p a minute to Australia for me. I see...

Only 4p a minute to Australia for me.

I see what I was doing wrong actually. Thanks Ulysses :e_chick:

Stupid me. :(
Forum: General Discussions 16 Apr 2003, 23:27
Replies: 22
Views: 743
Posted By Dookie Velvet
It's not working for me anyway :(

It's not working for me anyway :(
Forum: General Discussions 16 Apr 2003, 02:01
Replies: 20
Views: 608
Posted By Dookie Velvet
The Immigration Game

http://www.transience.com.au/el/elgameo.html

:)
Forum: General Discussions 15 Apr 2003, 12:31
Replies: 9
Views: 814
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Oh god no :(

Oh god no :(
Forum: General Discussions 15 Apr 2003, 12:18
Replies: 5
Views: 444
Posted By Dookie Velvet
My wonderful idea for a video game

A multiplayer first-person shooter starring famous historical figures.

I would love to see a big, grinning Teddy Roosevelt mow down Ghandi with a chain gun. Or Abraham Lincoln, Shaka Zulu, and...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Apr 2003, 00:33
Replies: 7
Views: 539
Posted By Dookie Velvet
It sounds fairly desirable.....

It sounds fairly desirable.....
Forum: General Discussions 14 Apr 2003, 23:30
Replies: 22
Views: 743
Posted By Dookie Velvet
People call me gay because I listen to Aqua :(

People call me gay because I listen to Aqua :(
Forum: General Discussions 14 Apr 2003, 23:28
Replies: 22
Views: 743
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I'm sorry MrL:( I never even got into...

I'm sorry MrL:(

I never even got into college :(
Forum: General Discussions 14 Apr 2003, 23:25
Replies: 22
Views: 743
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I tried it. But what it says doesn't correspond...

I tried it. But what it says doesn't correspond to what I've already been told.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Apr 2003, 23:24
Replies: 22
Views: 743
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Note: I'm not looking for smartness, just...

Note: I'm not looking for smartness, just answers.

So no "Google is your friend" thanks.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Apr 2003, 23:21
Replies: 22
Views: 743
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Australian Phone Numbers

Does anyone know the Australian international code thingy?
Forum: General Discussions 13 Apr 2003, 19:54
Replies: 17
Views: 490
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Re: Charlie & The Chocolate Factory

Truer words never spoken.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Apr 2003, 17:53
Replies: 10
Views: 417
Posted By Dookie Velvet
No, it's a two-way thing. Well you don't...

No, it's a two-way thing.


Well you don't necessarily have to have something to panic about for you to get a panic attack.

I used to get them when I was younger for no reason whatsoever...

...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Apr 2003, 17:35
Replies: 10
Views: 417
Posted By Dookie Velvet
A panic attack, perhaps...?

A panic attack, perhaps...?
Forum: General Discussions 12 Apr 2003, 19:46
Replies: 4
Views: 349
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Does anyone here remember when ElectroPop was cool?

Because I don't.

But I wish I did.

Bronski Beat, Soft Cell etc > Today's crap music
Forum: General Discussions 12 Apr 2003, 18:24
Replies: 8
Views: 701
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I'd hit it.

I'd hit it.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Apr 2003, 17:01
Replies: 1
Views: 410
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Sinch

And their song "Something More".

Opinions?
Forum: General Discussions 9 Apr 2003, 19:15
Replies: 27
Views: 808
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Ta for your help guys. Incidentally, I've...

Ta for your help guys.


Incidentally, I've checked the download and it is Fight Club so everything's okay. Yeh.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Apr 2003, 21:53
Replies: 54
Views: 1,327
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Real Madrid are the better team. Manchester...

Real Madrid are the better team.

Manchester United are cavemen, resorting to unsporting tactics when things don't go their way.

Take it or leave it.


This is the first football match I've...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Apr 2003, 21:45
Replies: 16
Views: 644
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Advert where James Nesbitt cuts his neice's hair...

Advert where James Nesbitt cuts his neice's hair and then
blames it on a bad hairdresser > Honda advert.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Apr 2003, 21:29
Replies: 54
Views: 1,327
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Manchester United

What a bunch of ****ing neanderthals.

Real Madrid outdo them in class, style, ability and talent.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Apr 2003, 00:04
Replies: 27
Views: 808
Posted By Dookie Velvet
So I'm downloading Fight Club from KaZaA

Or at least, that's what I think I'm downloading.

It's been going for two days... likely won't finish for another two days.


What do you think the chances of it actually being Fight Club are?
Forum: General Discussions 6 Apr 2003, 23:14
Replies: 12
Um
Views: 591
Posted By Dookie Velvet
It's to discourage spammers.

It's to discourage spammers.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Apr 2003, 17:09
Replies: 5
Views: 565
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Microwave Egg Poachers

Do not use them.

"Pierce yolk several times so it will not explode"

This is a lie.

It will explode whatever you do.

Even if you go at the egg yolk Norman Bates style.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Apr 2003, 01:38
Replies: 62
Views: 2,987
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I figure I should bump this after hearing and...

I figure I should bump this after hearing and liking the music for V-Rally.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Apr 2003, 18:00
Replies: 18
Views: 570
Posted By Dookie Velvet
I just collected my money :bunny: :banana:...

I just collected my money :bunny:

:banana: :e_chick: :banana: :e_chick: :banana: :e_chick: :banana: :e_chick:
Forum: General Discussions 5 Apr 2003, 16:35
Replies: 18
Views: 570
Posted By Dookie Velvet
Because as far as I know, she's downstairs,...

Because as far as I know, she's downstairs, watching Brookside and eating mashed up carrots, parsnips and chicken curry.

:e_chick: :banana: :e_chick: :banana: :e_chick: :banana: :e_chick:...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Apr 2003, 16:31
Replies: 18
Views: 570
Posted By Dookie Velvet
You sound like my mother :e_chick: :banana:...

You sound like my mother

:e_chick: :banana: :e_chick: :banana: :e_chick: :banana: :e_chick:
Forum: General Discussions 5 Apr 2003, 16:28
Replies: 18
Views: 570
Posted By Dookie Velvet
The Grand National. :banana: :e_chick:...

The Grand National.

:banana: :e_chick: :banana: :e_chick: :banana: :e_chick: :banana:
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