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Forum: General Discussions 21 Feb 2005, 19:47
Replies: 101
Views: 14,581
Posted By Cyp
Re: Hack.net

Well, it ought to be 21399 (since multiplication is implied when nothing else is written), but it just gives a 404 error...

Or, assuming that the person's "i", "(" and ")" keys are broken, it...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 21 Feb 2005, 18:17
Replies: 15
Views: 2,482
Posted By Cyp
Re: VB6 - executable size

No idea... What happens if you check the size in bytes, add something, save it, compile it, remove it, then save it again and compile it again, and check the size in bytes again?

Do you have large...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jan 2005, 05:09
Replies: 40
Views: 2,390
Posted By Cyp
Re: Software Patents

You probably meant 2^n - 1, since the only n^2 - 1 prime for integer values of n is 3.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 21 Jan 2005, 05:00
Replies: 13
Views: 3,451
Posted By Cyp
Re: something is kooky with my internet explorer

# emerge -pv search internet-explorer
Searching...
[ Results for search key : internet-explorer ]
[ Applications found : 0 ]

# emerge -pv IE

These are the packages that I would merge, in...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 4 Dec 2004, 11:21
Replies: 10
Views: 6,780
Posted By Cyp
Re: Love Routing Protocols?

Does this (http://www.fu-fme.com) use a love routing protocol?

(perhaps not strictly work safe -queball)
Forum: General Discussions 10 Oct 2004, 21:25
Replies: 21
Views: 1,895
Posted By Cyp
Re: My current pet peeve.

Damn that Opera/Firefox Sycophant with weight problems... I miss my browser crashing constantly...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Oct 2004, 21:46
Replies: 28
Views: 2,741
Posted By Cyp
Re: Signing your posts.

-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
Hash: SHA1

Well, why not?

Signing posts doesn't hurt anyone...

-----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE-----
Version: GnuPG v1.2.1 (MingW32) - WinPT 0.7.96rc1
Forum: General Discussions 29 Sep 2004, 14:22
Replies: 20
Views: 1,933
Posted By Cyp
Re: what does exponentially mean

If, and only if y=sin(x) is a straight line. Perhaps you meant y=cos(ix)-i sin(ix) is an exponential curve.
Forum: Clownshoe Corner 11 Sep 2004, 12:44
Replies: 113
Views: 141,640
Posted By Cyp
Exclamation Error

Ignore failed. Thread still does not compute.

(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore?
Forum: General Discussions 11 Sep 2004, 12:44
Replies: 113
Views: 12,485
Posted By Cyp
Exclamation Error

Ignore failed. Thread still does not compute.

(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore?
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2004, 12:01
Replies: 31
Views: 3,244
Posted By Cyp
Re: What do you see from your window ledge?

The plant life near here is a little unusual.

Picture of window (http://geocities.com/fnorddaemon/window.html)
Forum: General Discussions 26 May 2004, 15:13
Replies: 69
Views: 4,911
Posted By Cyp
Re: So who has Exams today/this week ?

Had quantum physics exam today... The questions were also in English.

Sample question is something like "Explain in physical terms why, if you spin something 180º, does it end up upsidedown?".
Forum: General Discussions 20 May 2004, 17:25
Replies: 39
Views: 3,717
Posted By Cyp
Re: Wikipedia appreciation thread

Cyp!!
__________________
Surely I'm not me, am I?
Forum: General Discussions 20 May 2004, 15:53
Replies: 39
Views: 3,717
Posted By Cyp
Re: Wikipedia appreciation thread

Huh?
Forum: General Discussions 20 May 2004, 11:05
Replies: 39
Views: 3,717
Posted By Cyp
Re: Wikipedia appreciation thread

I endorse the Wikipædia too. I've done a bit of drawing (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/wiki.phtml?title=Truncated_dodecahedron&oldid=1800573) myself.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 19 Apr 2004, 17:02
Replies: 2
Views: 4,226
Posted By Cyp
Re: Installing Mandrake 10 or reinstalling

To get in the bios, keep pressing the delete key, as soon as you turn on the computer. (A sentence saying when to press delete to get into the bios appears when you turn on the computer, but it is...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Feb 2004, 18:06
Replies: 235
Views: 10,617
Posted By Cyp
Re: IQ Test Question

The answer to #34 isn't there... It should be o∞. (With ∞ having a bit of overlap.)

A vinyl record can be a cd (one side of a cd can be coated with vinyl, but a cd can't be a cassete tape (at...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 30 Jan 2004, 14:11
Replies: 8
Views: 2,369
Posted By Cyp
Re: Unix tools in Windows (easy set-up)

I though installing cygwin was just a matter of clicking the 'ok' button a few times... (While since I installed it, so I'm not sure.)

I suppose the trouble is because of the license agreement...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 30 Jan 2004, 14:03
Replies: 11
Views: 2,127
Posted By Cyp
Re: Find similar strings (any ideas?)

I haven't tried it, but maybe reverse one string, do a fast fourier transform on them both, multiply them with each other, reverse the fast fourier transform, and see how large the result is.

I...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 13 Jan 2004, 00:26
Replies: 1
Views: 2,266
Posted By Cyp
Re: Apache MySQL help please

Does this (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=too+many+connections+MySQL&btnI=I'm+Feeling+Lucky) help at all?
Forum: Programming and Discussion 11 Jan 2004, 16:10
Replies: 22
Views: 3,759
Posted By Cyp
Re: How much would you spend on a new PC?

£€€$¥¢₤₣₩₪€€₩₤£$¢₪¥$¢€₤¥£₪₣₩€
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jan 2004, 18:42
Replies: 31
Views: 3,659
Posted By Cyp
Re: Google is mathmetically capable

That's what I tried first, had forgotten the exact phrase google recognises...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jan 2004, 18:23
Replies: 31
Views: 3,659
Posted By Cyp
Re: Google is mathmetically capable

This one is the most useful..: three hundred divided by answer to life the universe and everything...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jan 2004, 14:36
Replies: 9
Views: 2,708
Posted By Cyp
Re: how do you post a link?

Or like this (wikipedia.org)?
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jan 2004, 14:25
Replies: 16
Views: 2,892
Posted By Cyp
Re: Old DOS Games

Grrr, I saw the thread title, and clicked, just in order to suggest DOSBox...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 1 Jan 2004, 22:50
Replies: 8
Views: 5,744
Posted By Cyp
Re: I have a thing where I buy used computers just to see what's on them

What if they use a bottle of concentrated Maxwell Demon powder to recover data from the hard drive?
Forum: Programming and Discussion 1 Jan 2004, 13:42
Replies: 4
Views: 2,088
Posted By Cyp
Re: OpenGL - shadow casting

Unless there's a weird call to glBlendFunc, I don't know...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Dec 2003, 12:38
Replies: 5
Views: 1,926
Posted By Cyp
Re: CNSA's logo

Can't load the site, and their ip address seems to be 88.88.88.88...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Dec 2003, 18:57
Replies: 21
Views: 3,085
Posted By Cyp
Re: hypercubes

http://www.angelfire.com/ultra/nerdsandgeeks/index.Dimensions.html

Was working out how to describe it, then discovered there was already a picture of it in the second post...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Dec 2003, 18:51
Replies: 21
Views: 3,085
Posted By Cyp
Re: hypercubes

How do you orient a solid cube, so that its projection on a plane is an octagon?
Forum: General Discussions 17 Dec 2003, 16:20
Replies: 32
Views: 6,730
Posted By Cyp
Re: Phoning In Sick

Well, we know that, but do you think his employers would believe something like that?
Forum: General Discussions 17 Dec 2003, 12:23
Replies: 38
Views: 1,826
Posted By Cyp
Re: This is not meant to be racist but ...

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopædia.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jew

Jew is a term used to denote both followers of a religion (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/religion) and members of an ethnicity...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Dec 2003, 12:09
Replies: 32
Views: 6,730
Posted By Cyp
Re: Phoning In Sick

You can't come to work tomorrow, because you have to leave town tomorrow, as you have been told that the Earth is going to be demolished to make way for a hyperspace bypass on Thursday. (If they ask...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 17 Dec 2003, 11:43
Replies: 27
Views: 3,262
Posted By Cyp
Re: Wow, this is dangerous...

What about this one? http://google.com (http://google.com %[email protected]/wiki/internet_Explorer)
Forum: Programming and Discussion 7 Dec 2003, 11:12
Replies: 10
Views: 2,387
Posted By Cyp
Re: Calc Planet Orbits

Ummm, you mean {r sin t, r cos t}, don't you? Or, {r sin(ωt+φ), r cos(ωt+φ)}, if you want to control the speed and starting position. ω should be Gm/√(r³), where G is some constant, and m is...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 5 Dec 2003, 21:24
Replies: 10
Views: 2,387
Posted By Cyp
Re: Calc Planet Orbits

d²p_i/dt²=Σ_j≠i m_j (p_j - p_i) |p_j - p_i|³

Where p is the position of all particles in the system, and m is the mass. Probably should have some kind of units, as well.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 4 Dec 2003, 23:46
Replies: 9
Views: 2,458
Posted By Cyp
Re: c++ help

#define a PasswordAttempts
#define b PasswordValid
#define e long
#define f MAX_PWORD_ATTEMPTS
#define g goto h
const char INITIALS[2]="xx";
const int NUMBER[2]={1,1};
for(a=f;a>0&&!b;--a){...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 4 Dec 2003, 22:32
Replies: 4
Views: 2,270
Posted By Cyp
Re: Random wallpaper changer

This should work, and it doesn't even need input bmp or jpg files. Don't know if it works with GCC, I made it a long time ago.


#define WIN32_LEAN_AND_MEAN
#include <windows.h>
#include...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 4 Dec 2003, 22:20
Replies: 7
Views: 2,934
Posted By Cyp
Re: Clear Screen in C

For clearing the screen in a specific colour, can use this:

glClearColor(1,.5,.25,1);
glClear(GL_COLOR_BUFFER_BIT|GL_DEPTH_BUFFER_BIT);
Forum: General Discussions 19 Oct 2003, 12:22
Replies: 12
Views: 2,982
Posted By Cyp
Re: I Think The Dark One Should be Made Moderator

No, actually it sings "You are an idiot, ha-haha-ha ha haa-ha ha, ha-haha ha ha ha ha-hahaa ha ha."
Forum: General Discussions 19 Oct 2003, 12:19
Replies: 5
Views: 2,740
Posted By Cyp
Re: Skype?

No, but heard a conversation about it on the radio.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 17 Oct 2003, 01:07
Replies: 9
Views: 2,723
Posted By Cyp
Re: Text parsing with standard C

I think that would probably jump past the terminating null, if there isn't a '<', by the way.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 17 Oct 2003, 01:02
Replies: 9
Views: 2,723
Posted By Cyp
Re: Text parsing with standard C

Think so, because I just tested it, and it worked.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Oct 2003, 20:11
Replies: 14
Views: 2,854
Posted By Cyp
Re: Parabolic flights question...

At the point when d²t/dg²=s, where t is the position of the plane, g is the time and s is the force on the plane by gravity.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Oct 2003, 16:02
Replies: 42
Views: 4,431
Posted By Cyp
Re: What I admire in terrorism:

Did your mouse hover over the link for a second before coming in to read it?
Forum: General Discussions 16 Oct 2003, 15:44
Replies: 9
Views: 3,164
Posted By Cyp
Re: Maths help

{1,3,5}
Forum: General Discussions 16 Oct 2003, 10:26
Replies: 33
Views: 4,619
Posted By Cyp
Re: Chemistry question

I mean, that particular physics/chemistry question in a physics course.

Note that in physics classes, questions often involve things we can't build, such as infinitely long cylinders and stuff. So...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Oct 2003, 10:20
Replies: 33
Views: 4,619
Posted By Cyp
Re: Chemistry question

More or less silly than the original question, in its context?
Forum: General Discussions 16 Oct 2003, 09:57
Replies: 33
Views: 4,619
Posted By Cyp
Re: Chemistry question

I don't think 1/2 of the oil is oxygen, either. (Or however much oxygen would be needed.)
Forum: General Discussions 16 Oct 2003, 09:50
Replies: 30
Views: 3,232
Posted By Cyp
Re: New things to do to rebuild countries

Here's a link, for those wondering why the soldiers did that.

http://wikipedia.org/wiki/milgram_experiment
Forum: Programming and Discussion 16 Oct 2003, 09:35
Replies: 9
Views: 2,723
Posted By Cyp
Re: Text parsing with standard C

for(;*o&&60^*o;++o);if(*o){
for(;*++o&&62^*o;*O/*o++);
for(;o*O/0&&61^*/++=*o);
*O=0;}


This probably copies the first instance of text between the characters '<' and '>' from the string o to...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Oct 2003, 08:21
Replies: 156
Views: 14,537
Posted By Cyp
Re: New GD Moderators Wanted

Why not just make everyone who has been here for more than 5 minutes a mod? That's what they do at wikipedia.org.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Oct 2003, 19:23
Replies: 9
Views: 2,650
Posted By Cyp
Re: 3d Geometry Graphics Program?

Made one of those as a school assignment, but it was supposed to be written in SML, and have a text file input, so it's probably not very useful...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Oct 2003, 18:16
Replies: 12
Views: 3,206
Posted By Cyp
Re: Oh, ANTI-Piracy cases gone to far

Isn't installing "drivers" on someone's computer without their permission illegal?
Forum: General Discussions 5 Oct 2003, 23:44
Replies: 6
Views: 2,607
Posted By Cyp
Re: Help - I can't post on the new forums

Don't know if I can, yet.

Lets find out...

Is is possible to select any font?

This probably won't work.

[url][code]
:devil::devil::devil:
Forum: General Discussions 22 Sep 2003, 18:59
Replies: 91
Views: 7,179
Posted By Cyp
I'm not weird at all any more, I'm completely...

I'm not weird at all any more, I'm completely normal, exactly average, 99% human, so I moved to http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Forum, where all the normal people are.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Sep 2003, 21:15
Replies: 6
Views: 3,261
Posted By Cyp
On the subject of fair competition, how much...

On the subject of fair competition, how much would it cost a competitor to do the same, by registering over a googol domain names, a few more domain names than there are theoretically atoms in the...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 30 Jul 2003, 17:29
Replies: 10
Views: 2,974
Posted By Cyp
Re: Language construct I miss

or

do {
something
if(test){do something;break;}
something else
if(another test){do something;break;}
something to finish it off with
} while(0);
Forum: Programming and Discussion 29 Jul 2003, 11:06
Replies: 10
Views: 2,974
Posted By Cyp
Re: Language construct I miss

switch(0){default:
something
if(test){do something;break;}
something else
if(another test){do something;break;}
something to finish it off with
}

or
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jul 2003, 09:27
Replies: 12
Views: 3,264
Posted By Cyp
I don't think the whole planet would be...

I don't think the whole planet would be vaporised, just the surface...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 21 Jul 2003, 10:18
Replies: 3
Views: 2,813
Posted By Cyp
http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sort_algorithm...

http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sort_algorithm lists a lot of sorting algorithms, and lists the complexity.

I don't recommend the bogosort (http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bogosort), though.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jul 2003, 16:52
Replies: 13
Views: 3,663
Posted By Cyp
I read about it here:...

I read about it here: http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Current_events.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jul 2003, 11:03
Replies: 16
Views: 2,916
Posted By Cyp
Naming a thread "Ai", when it has nothing to do...

Naming a thread "Ai", when it has nothing to do with artificial intelligence, and then requiring some complex google-procedure, without specifying what it's supposed to do disqualifies the thread.
...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jun 2003, 11:44
Replies: 39
Views: 3,419
Posted By Cyp
| 0 | | 0 1/3 0 1/3 0 0 0 0 ...

| 0 | | 0 1/3 0 1/3 0 0 0 0 |&infin; | 1 |
| 0 | | 1/3 0 1/3 0 0 0 0 0 | | 0 |
| 0 | | 0 1/3 0 1/3 0 0 0 0 | | 0 |
| 0 | = | 1/3 0 1/3...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jun 2003, 08:27
Replies: 34
Views: 4,548
Posted By Cyp
How would one set it up so that the referrer is a...

How would one set it up so that the referrer is a random address each click?
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jun 2003, 08:23
Replies: 7
Views: 3,446
Posted By Cyp
I got bored after 80. (First try, about 186...

I got bored after 80.

(First try, about 186 seconds left.)
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 20:18
Replies: 16
Views: 3,621
Posted By Cyp
Think about a day, but depends on how hard you...

Think about a day, but depends on how hard you concentrate.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 20:05
Replies: 34
Views: 4,548
Posted By Cyp
I conquered Brazil, Canada and a few things,...

I conquered Brazil, Canada and a few things, about 41%, on my own... (Uploaded to Geocities.com.)

Can click about once a second. (Occasionally it will get mad at you for clicking too often, even...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 20:02
Replies: 31
Views: 3,663
Posted By Cyp
I'd write 169, instead of that last 2...

I'd write 169, instead of that last 2...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 09:31
Replies: 31
Views: 3,663
Posted By Cyp
There's also a nice formula for calculating the...

There's also a nice formula for calculating the value of -1:

(&pi;i)^0 / 0! + (&pi;i)^1 / 1! + (&pi;i)^2 / 2! + (&pi;i)^3 / 3! + (&pi;i)^4 / 4! + (&pi;i)^5 / 5! + (&pi;i)^6 / 6! + (&pi;i)^7 / 7! +...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 16 Jun 2003, 09:16
Replies: 9
Views: 7,016
Posted By Cyp
Search "My computer" for *.eml (or whatever it...

Search "My computer" for *.eml (or whatever it is), and just delete them all? Or, if there are actually some useful .eml files (whatever .eml is supposed to be), add some of the contents of the file...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jun 2003, 08:59
Replies: 11
Views: 2,886
Posted By Cyp
Re: [Unofficial Poll Like Thing] Greatest Fork:

[ ] Comedy "3 Pronged" Option
[ ] Comedy "2 Pronged" Option
[ ] Comedy "4 Pronged" Option
[x] Chopsticks
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jun 2003, 23:02
Replies: 19
Views: 3,056
Posted By Cyp
Depends on the temperature, and the height of the...

Depends on the temperature, and the height of the bridge.



Not safe to jump with a rope exactly the right length, either...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2003, 08:25
Replies: 31
Views: 3,663
Posted By Cyp
See "Computing &pi;" in...

See "Computing &pi;" in http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/pi.

And perhaps http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taylor_series to see how to compute the arctan.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jun 2003, 06:55
Replies: 47
Views: 4,292
Posted By Cyp
And as far as I've understood, you also mean that...

And as far as I've understood, you also mean that the hole passes not only through the centre of the sphere, but out the other side after it passes through the centre?

And the only variable...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jun 2003, 07:05
Replies: 47
Views: 4,292
Posted By Cyp
You're supposed to work out the size of the...

You're supposed to work out the size of the sphere yourself...

What M. Jakiri didn't mention is that the sphere is casting a shadow, you need to work out the size of the shadow, and then you can...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 8 Jun 2003, 06:57
Replies: 18
Views: 3,017
Posted By Cyp
An advanced AI more intelligent than humans,...

An advanced AI more intelligent than humans, capable of improving itself and reprogramming itself.

Or does it have to be humans' today's technology?
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2003, 12:03
Replies: 42
Views: 3,804
Posted By Cyp
Didn't get it...

Didn't get it...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2003, 11:44
Replies: 42
Views: 3,804
Posted By Cyp
{First joke in thread, second joke in thread,...

{First joke in thread, second joke in thread, ..., last joke in thread}\{"Q: Why didn't Newton discover group theory? A: Because he wasn't Abel"}

Above is the set of jokes I understand, and find...
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2003, 06:25
Replies: 73
Views: 8,962
Posted By Cyp
Five minute chess. (And "karate" for a day,...

Five minute chess.

(And "karate" for a day, and "self defence", but I stopped because they were just playing football, which doesn't have anything to do with self defence.)
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2003, 19:29
Replies: 42
Views: 3,804
Posted By Cyp
Oh, I thought it stood for deoxyribonucleic...

Oh, I thought it stood for deoxyribonucleic acid...



Guess x=(-3&plusmn;&radic;(41))/4 is where heaven meets hell, with earth stuck in between...
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2003, 15:35
Replies: 12
Wtf
Views: 2,636
Posted By Cyp
Damn......

Damn... (http://froogle.google.com/froogle?q=weapons+grade+anthrax)
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2003, 15:30
Replies: 38
Views: 3,467
Posted By Cyp
11:45 How to build a flying saucer 12:45 Time...

11:45 How to build a flying saucer
12:45 Time travel mechanics
13:45 Tardis mechanics
14:45 Artificial intelligence explained
15:45 The purpose of the universe
16:45 Unified theory of everything...
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2003, 15:00
Replies: 11
Views: 2,502
Posted By Cyp
Software for reading what's on the screen aloud...

Software for reading what's on the screen aloud comes with Windows...
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2003, 09:48
Replies: 17
Views: 4,723
Posted By Cyp
Because maybe one day there will be a plane with...

Because maybe one day there will be a plane with an autopilot, which you can easily fly...
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2003, 08:46
Replies: 17
Views: 4,723
Posted By Cyp
Re: Maths Puzzle

tan(answer/mile) &asymp; -0.17880795549494


Posted in this thread, anyway...
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2003, 08:39
Replies: 65
Views: 8,062
Posted By Cyp
Assuming that they are all sadistic, whenever...

Assuming that they are all sadistic, whenever their choice won't make any difference to themselves, and they all know that,

0k (but still rejected)
0k (rejected)
0k (rejected)
100k (and...
Forum: General Discussions 27 May 2003, 19:53
Replies: 36
Views: 3,601
Posted By Cyp
Which of the other threads of the same name?

Which of the other threads of the same name?
Forum: General Discussions 27 May 2003, 19:51
Replies: 41
Views: 4,344
Posted By Cyp
3. (6 - But wasn't planning on holidaying...

3.
(6 - But wasn't planning on holidaying there, haven't heard anything about it.)
7.
(8 - I don't drive.)
16.
19.
(21 - Can pronounce it, even though I don't recognize the word from anywhere....
Forum: General Discussions 27 May 2003, 19:36
Replies: 21
Views: 3,041
Posted By Cyp
That would be the merge thread button, if it had...

That would be the merge thread button, if it had one.
Forum: General Discussions 27 May 2003, 19:34
Replies: 90
Views: 6,997
Posted By Cyp
Perhaps the old bicycle key, nice and green.

Perhaps the old bicycle key, nice and green.
Forum: General Discussions 27 May 2003, 18:49
Replies: 65
Views: 6,955
Posted By Cyp
Oh well, tetrahedral Cypraea...

Oh well, tetrahedral Cypraea (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=cypraea+tetrahedral) is close enough.
Forum: General Discussions 27 May 2003, 18:26
Replies: 65
Views: 6,955
Posted By Cyp
Damn site won't accept Cyp dodecahedron...

Damn site won't accept Cyp dodecahedron (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=lang_en&ie=ISO-8859-1&as_qdr=all&q=Cyp+dodecahedron&lr=lang_en)...

It says I'm not long enough...
Forum: General Discussions 27 May 2003, 18:04
Replies: 65
Views: 6,955
Posted By Cyp
Q. What do you get if you mix a vat of nail...

Q. What do you get if you mix a vat of nail polish and a bag of geometric shapes?

A. Polished heptahedrons (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=polished+heptahedrons).

...
Forum: General Discussions 23 May 2003, 10:08
Replies: 30
Views: 3,903
Posted By Cyp
river

river
Forum: Programming and Discussion 21 May 2003, 21:58
Replies: 14
Views: 2,946
Posted By Cyp
Of course, it would be possible to divide it into...

Of course, it would be possible to divide it into boxes, put a set number of planets into each box, and have planets near the edge of the boxes take neighbouring boxes' planets into account, and move...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 21 May 2003, 09:31
Replies: 14
Views: 2,946
Posted By Cyp
Mind saying the name, or giving the equation, of...

Mind saying the name, or giving the equation, of such a function?
Forum: Programming and Discussion 20 May 2003, 21:11
Replies: 14
Views: 2,946
Posted By Cyp
Might help a bit: Place all the planets,...

Might help a bit:

Place all the planets, divide into a grid.

Give each planet an array with pointers to all other planets within radius r, checking to see if planets in the same part of the...
Forum: General Discussions 19 May 2003, 07:07
Replies: 86
Views: 8,843
Posted By Cyp
Wouldn't that be first and second born?

Wouldn't that be first and second born?
Forum: General Discussions 18 May 2003, 23:14
Replies: 34
Views: 3,830
Posted By Cyp
42. That's the answer.

42. That's the answer.
Forum: General Discussions 18 May 2003, 23:12
Replies: 32
Views: 5,038
Posted By Cyp
Fifthed.

Fifthed.
Forum: General Discussions 10 May 2003, 00:10
Replies: 86
Views: 8,843
Posted By Cyp
Explain that a future version of yourself...

Explain that a future version of yourself travelled back in time, and told you that the world was doomed, and that the only thing that could save the planet from certain destruction is the superhero,...
Forum: General Discussions 7 May 2003, 10:44
Replies: 10
Views: 2,743
Posted By Cyp
That's why they would only be suspected plants,...

That's why they would only be suspected plants, instead of confirmed plants.
Forum: General Discussions 7 May 2003, 09:12
Replies: 10
Views: 2,743
Posted By Cyp
Only the 5th? Haven't they even been counting...

Only the 5th? Haven't they even been counting cactii as suspected plants?
Forum: General Discussions 7 May 2003, 09:09
Replies: 40
Views: 3,551
Posted By Cyp
Anything other than 5 minute Chess, Brood war...

Anything other than 5 minute Chess, Brood war Starcraft and Competetive differential equation solving
Forum: General Discussions 4 May 2003, 23:10
Replies: 57
Views: 6,918
Posted By Cyp
Does the test take less than the time it took to...

Does the test take less than the time it took to type this, when answering randomly without seeing the questions? If yes, can it be taken without filling in an e-mail address, name, credit card...
Forum: General Discussions 3 May 2003, 20:56
Replies: 15
cyp
Views: 3,011
Posted By Cyp
Wonder if his location could have anything to do...

Wonder if his location could have anything to do with his speedy response..?
Forum: General Discussions 3 May 2003, 17:12
Replies: 15
cyp
Views: 3,011
Posted By Cyp
I haven't seen him either for a while. Odd......

I haven't seen him either for a while. Odd... Maybe an accident involving a wild moderator stampede, or something like that, who knows...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Apr 2003, 08:13
Replies: 4
Views: 2,792
Posted By Cyp
Didn't you mean "~99.25% of Americans are Not in...

Didn't you mean "~99.25% of Americans are Not in Jail", with the tilde?
Forum: Programming and Discussion 7 Apr 2003, 19:01
Replies: 27
Views: 2,955
Posted By Cyp
Hail some language without a name, that I created as a school assignment

(# c n k
(? (<= k 0) 1
(? (>= k n) 1
(+
(c (- n 1) (- k 1))
(c (- n 1) k)
)
)
)
)
Forum: Programming and Discussion 7 Apr 2003, 17:47
Replies: 27
Views: 2,955
Posted By Cyp
fun c(_, 0)=1 | c(n, k)=if n=k then 1 ...

fun c(_, 0)=1
| c(n, k)=if n=k then 1
else c(n-1, k)+c(n-1, k-1);

All hail the SML!
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2003, 06:47
Replies: 10
Views: 2,554
Posted By Cyp
What's with all the threads about "CM4", and...

What's with all the threads about "CM4", and noone even mentioning what it's supposed to be..?
Forum: General Discussions 5 Apr 2003, 19:42
Replies: 23
Views: 3,302
Posted By Cyp
This thread needs more glue. It's not sticky any...

This thread needs more glue. It's not sticky any more.

___________
| \
| G L U E >
|__________/
:bunny:
:bunny:

:bunny:
Forum: General Discussions 5 Apr 2003, 09:01
Replies: 6
Hey
Views: 2,455
Posted By Cyp
I'm guessing it's the ever glorious moderators,...

I'm guessing it's the ever glorious moderators, the pinnacle of internet achievement, the absolute gods of this forum, etc..., that can't spell censor?
Forum: General Discussions 5 Apr 2003, 08:53
Replies: 76
Views: 7,750
Posted By Cyp
I would win, I've watched enough movies to know...

I would win, I've watched enough movies to know how to win.

If anyone was a problem, would just have to make loud noises and wave my hands around, so that they run away in terror, so I can deal...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Apr 2003, 20:12
Replies: 17
Views: 3,967
Posted By Cyp
1. Dream you have magical powers and can do...

1. Dream you have magical powers and can do anything.
2. Magically make it so that your powers will continue, after waking up.
3. Magically make it so that step 2 applies to actually waking up, not...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 4 Apr 2003, 19:40
Replies: 27
Views: 2,955
Posted By Cyp
int c(int n,int k){return...

int c(int n,int k){return n---k&&k?c(n,k-1)+c(n,k):1;}
00401000 53 push ebx
00401001 8B 5C 24 0C mov ebx,dword ptr [esp+0Ch]
00401005 57 ...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Apr 2003, 18:37
Replies: 19
Views: 3,458
Posted By Cyp
Perhaps they are threatening to announce the...

Perhaps they are threatening to announce the secret reason why they really are being attacked, rather than just the conventional official stories and decoy conspiracy theories?

That would probably...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 4 Apr 2003, 18:28
Replies: 27
Views: 2,955
Posted By Cyp
Well, ok then, a space to avoid any possible...

Well, ok then, a space to avoid any possible confusion...
And I often modify parameters like that, so the computer only has to decrement it once, instead of twice.

int c(int n,int k){return n--...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 4 Apr 2003, 18:19
Replies: 27
Views: 2,955
Posted By Cyp
I agree, I prefer not to obfuscate either.

I agree, I prefer not to obfuscate either.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 4 Apr 2003, 18:07
Replies: 27
Views: 2,955
Posted By Cyp
int c(int n,int k){return...

int c(int n,int k){return n---k&&k?c(n,k-1)+c(n,k):1;} &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <- This one also works, but is clearer... The above doesn't have "k=0" either.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Apr 2003, 10:08
Replies: 20
Views: 4,943
Posted By Cyp
Agreed, used to typing quickly, but can't since...

Agreed, used to typing quickly, but can't since the backspace key doesn't work, if I bump the space in the middle of a word... And have to stop to look at their punctuation...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Apr 2003, 10:04
Replies: 20
Views: 4,943
Posted By Cyp
58 words per minute, 100% accuracy Think...

58 words per minute, 100% accuracy

Think their punctuation and capitalization is a little unusual... Supposed to put commas in strange places, and not put them normal places...


False...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 4 Apr 2003, 09:38
Replies: 8
Views: 3,483
Posted By Cyp
Considering that their page is pure flash, I'm...

Considering that their page is pure flash, I'm not going to try to say anything positive about them.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Apr 2003, 23:27
Replies: 23
Views: 3,134
Posted By Cyp
Is it some form of alphabet where each letter is...

Is it some form of alphabet where each letter is one third greek, one third japanese and one third something else I don't recognize?
Forum: General Discussions 3 Apr 2003, 23:20
Replies: 18
Views: 3,498
Posted By Cyp
All I see is a white page, with a popup box...

All I see is a white page, with a popup box saying Micro$oft ActiveX is disabled, please enable viruses to enter your computer to continue.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Apr 2003, 23:14
Replies: 19
Views: 2,828
Posted By Cyp
AIM v. AIMed, AIM&middot;ing, AIMs v. tr. ...

AIM
v. AIMed, AIM&middot;ing, AIMs
v. tr.
To DIRect (a weapon) TOWard an INTended target.
To DIRect TOWard or INTend for a particular goal or group
Forum: General Discussions 3 Apr 2003, 20:49
Replies: 22
Views: 2,832
Posted By Cyp
No point making people waste their time rotating...

No point making people waste their time rotating their eyeballs to face the left of the screen...

- &Xi;&upsilon;&pi;
Forum: General Discussions 3 Apr 2003, 20:43
Replies: 38
Views: 5,757
Posted By Cyp
Re: Re: Re: Re: About Snurx

:) (http://www.babbage.demon.co.uk/morseabc.html) --:eek: (http://www.babbage.demon.co.uk/morseabc.html)-- --:eek: (http://www.babbage.demon.co.uk/morseabc.html)-- &nbsp; &nbsp; :)...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Apr 2003, 09:16
Replies: 5
Views: 2,468
Posted By Cyp
Think EGA was better.

Think EGA was better.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Apr 2003, 08:25
Replies: 15
Views: 3,069
Posted By Cyp
Old, I saw this thread yesterday.

Old, I saw this thread yesterday.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Apr 2003, 08:22
Replies: 29
Views: 3,964
Posted By Cyp
Wait until he's out of the house. Secure a...

Wait until he's out of the house.

Secure a very strong rope to the ground, and tie the other end to the house using a slipknot.

Use duct tape to make the house airtight.

Attach a thin, hard...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Apr 2003, 08:08
Replies: 5
Views: 2,468
Posted By Cyp
.vxd is the filename extension for some weird...

.vxd is the filename extension for some weird kind of driver file.

Basically, it's Windows claiming that there is something wrong with a driver.

However, it could be anything, if green space...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Apr 2003, 21:24
Replies: 26
Views: 3,546
Posted By Cyp
10th objective: Find generators for the monster...

10th objective: Find generators for the monster group as permutations.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Apr 2003, 10:38
Replies: 24
Views: 3,621
Posted By Cyp
Shouldn't it be spelt...

Shouldn't it be spelt "Julius&middot;C&aelig;sar"..?
Forum: General Discussions 30 Mar 2003, 20:41
Replies: 36
Views: 3,850
Posted By Cyp
How many pencils do you write with at once?

How many pencils do you write with at once?
Forum: General Discussions 30 Mar 2003, 20:32
Replies: 36
Views: 3,850
Posted By Cyp
Well, I can understand not using a computer for...

Well, I can understand not using a computer for mathematics, much more fun to compute mandelbrots without a computer.

But isn't normal writing easier with a computer, since it takes less time to...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Mar 2003, 20:26
Replies: 8
Views: 2,871
Posted By Cyp
Re: Re: Re: Re: Random drunk people are at my house.

That is good, mortal. Your faith shall not go unrewarded.

************************
* *
* GET INTO HEAVEN FREE *
* *
* This ticket grants *
* you...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Mar 2003, 20:11
Replies: 8
Views: 2,871
Posted By Cyp
Re: Re: Random drunk people are at my house.

Actually, it's you aspiring to be like me.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Mar 2003, 20:09
Replies: 21
Views: 3,786
Posted By Cyp
Oh, ok, that's fine then, just as long as they...

Oh, ok, that's fine then, just as long as they have an average density of zero.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Mar 2003, 20:05
Replies: 21
Views: 3,786
Posted By Cyp
How will you prevent the infinite supply from...

How will you prevent the infinite supply from collapsing into a black hole?
Forum: General Discussions 30 Mar 2003, 19:07
Replies: 6
Views: 3,186
Posted By Cyp
What will I do wrong?

What will I do wrong?
Forum: General Discussions 30 Mar 2003, 18:30
Replies: 6
Views: 3,186
Posted By Cyp
Why? I haven't done anything wrong..?

Why? I haven't done anything wrong..?
Forum: Programming and Discussion 29 Mar 2003, 15:18
Replies: 5
Views: 2,614
Posted By Cyp
Each "Cyp" seems to run through the main loop...

Each "Cyp" seems to run through the main loop minimum 45 times per second... So I guess they aren't loosing track of each other due to not enough processor time...

Edit: Increased the friendly...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 29 Mar 2003, 12:42
Replies: 5
Views: 2,614
Posted By Cyp
They aren't supposed to do that, and most of the...

They aren't supposed to do that, and most of the time they don't...

Still not sure why they do occasionally...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 29 Mar 2003, 04:40
Replies: 5
Views: 2,614
Posted By Cyp
Java programming challenge

http://www.cfxweb.net/~jrobots/

Site seems to work. (Apart from it somehow freezing IE occasionally...)


Allows uploading of "robots" written in Java, to compete on a battlefield, against...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Mar 2003, 19:50
Replies: 31
Views: 5,640
Posted By Cyp
\☺/ \☻/ \☺/ \☻/ \☺/ \☻/ \☺/ \☻/

\☺/ \☻/ \☺/ \☻/ \☺/ \☻/ \☺/ \☻/
Forum: General Discussions 27 Mar 2003, 15:55
Replies: 66
Views: 8,580
Posted By Cyp
The "diagnosis" has absolutely nothing to do with...

The "diagnosis" has absolutely nothing to do with a chemical imbalance.

"Oh no, you don't seem normal, you must have a chemical imbalance in your brain, and a tree growing out of your ear."...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Mar 2003, 08:02
Replies: 66
Views: 8,580
Posted By Cyp
Taking drugs, because of being diagnosed with...

Taking drugs, because of being diagnosed with ADD, is even less sensible than wearing a tinfoil hat, because of being diagnosed with alien mind control devices.

Most of that kind of "diagnosis" is...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Mar 2003, 09:15
Replies: 4
Views: 2,741
Posted By Cyp
Guess there aren't going to be any sensible...

Guess there aren't going to be any sensible attempts at the puzzle, so I might as well post the answer...

.toor erauqs eht ekat dna ,tsal dnoces eht morf rebmun tsal eht tcartbus ,ecneuqes eht fo...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Mar 2003, 09:07
Replies: 66
Views: 8,580
Posted By Cyp
Anyone on the planet could be diagnosed with...

Anyone on the planet could be diagnosed with it...

The diagnosis just means that you are more intelligent than the psychologist/psychiatrist. The psychologist/psychiatrist is jealous of your...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Mar 2003, 20:12
Replies: 4
Views: 2,741
Posted By Cyp
A 21 character long description of the sequence...

A 21 character long description of the sequence is sufficient to be able to derive any number in the sequence, based on the other numbers in the sequence.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Mar 2003, 20:04
Replies: 10
Views: 2,353
Posted By Cyp
I agree with that.

I agree with that.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Mar 2003, 19:55
Replies: 10
Views: 2,353
Posted By Cyp
You can click on the images as fast as you...

You can click on the images as fast as you want... Takes less than a second to get from the start to finish.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Mar 2003, 19:51
Replies: 4
Views: 2,741
Posted By Cyp
Not the logical progression* I was thinking of. ...

Not the logical progression* I was thinking of.


*Edit
Forum: General Discussions 25 Mar 2003, 19:41
Replies: 10
Views: 2,353
Posted By Cyp
What flash? If there was anything to do with...

What flash?

If there was anything to do with flash in it, there would have been a "Sorry, Micro$oft ActiveViruses are disabled on your computer, please enable them" or equivalent message.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Mar 2003, 19:16
Replies: 66
Views: 8,580
Posted By Cyp
During school, in America, I was "diagnosed" with...

During school, in America, I was "diagnosed" with ADDW-something-H, and they perscribed something called ritalin. (Which I didn't take, of course.) Remember being proud that I could remember the long...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Mar 2003, 17:17
Replies: 4
Views: 2,741
Posted By Cyp
What is the next number in the sequence?

190208087857, 94895727328, 308727, 308051, 26, 555

Nothing to do with alphabetical order, and not related to any particular language.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Mar 2003, 10:12
Replies: 38
Views: 3,984
Posted By Cyp
╓─ ║┌╖╓╥╖ ╙┘╙╢╟╜ ───╫╫─

╓─
║┌╖╓╥╖
╙┘╙╢╟╜
───╫╫─
Forum: General Discussions 24 Mar 2003, 21:25
Replies: 38
Views: 3,984
Posted By Cyp
Look mom, no letters!

_______
/**/-------
/**/
/*/
/*/
/*/
/|
/*|
|*|
|*|
Forum: General Discussions 24 Mar 2003, 21:09
Replies: 38
Views: 3,984
Posted By Cyp
Κσυπ Ксуп Cyp كسيپ כסיפ

Κσυπ

Ксуп

Cyp

كسيپ

כסיפ
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2003, 16:03
Replies: 16
Views: 2,843
Posted By Cyp
And I was thinking he might be referring to the...

And I was thinking he might be referring to the Danish word 'gymnasium'. Which is a kind of high school.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 12:31
Replies: 87
Views: 6,116
Posted By Cyp
Did they interview a completely random Iraqi? ...

Did they interview a completely random Iraqi?

if(no) {
If I can find a British and an American person that wants Britian and America to be liberated, do I get to invade?
}
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 09:43
Replies: 87
Views: 6,116
Posted By Cyp
To all Soldiers

Oh great Chicken in the sky, she who laid the Egg which hatched our world, Blessed be thine Feathers. Oh great Pumpkin, thee who fed our Chicken and became thy Chicken's Nest, Blessed be thine Seeds....
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2003, 00:58
Replies: 21
Views: 4,294
Posted By Cyp
Re: Re: I would like to know

They were all the head of the CIA at one point?
Forum: General Discussions 21 Mar 2003, 09:08
Replies: 39
Views: 4,075
Posted By Cyp
Other British troops helped US soldiers secure...

Other British troops helped US soldiers secure oilfields to the west of the southern port city of Basra.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Mar 2003, 00:18
Replies: 21
Views: 4,514
Posted By Cyp
Is that 60 consecutive days? Unless he...

Is that 60 consecutive days?

Unless he doesn't ever sleep, there's no way he could command an army for 60 days non-stop, anyway, so the time limit would be irrelevant.

Just a thought...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Mar 2003, 18:07
Replies: 4
Views: 2,656
Posted By Cyp
Wouldn't it be faster to rename this forum, and...

Wouldn't it be faster to rename this forum, and then create a new empty GD forum, and move the non-war threads to it?
Forum: General Discussions 20 Mar 2003, 16:27
Replies: 24
Views: 4,681
Posted By Cyp
Is a funeral lethal?

Is a funeral lethal?
Forum: General Discussions 19 Mar 2003, 20:29
Replies: 44
Views: 3,183
Posted By Cyp
Most sensible reason for allowing gun ownership...

Most sensible reason for allowing gun ownership I've heard, is to enable the citizens to successfully rebel against an oppressive government... Isn't it even written in the constitution somewhere?
Forum: General Discussions 18 Mar 2003, 21:11
Replies: 119
Views: 10,412
Posted By Cyp
Put in oven, heat to 3000&deg;C? Am I right?...

Put in oven, heat to 3000&deg;C? Am I right? Would expect it to handle biological weapons, at least...

If not, which kind of chemical weapons?
Forum: General Discussions 18 Mar 2003, 12:00
Replies: 5
Views: 2,779
Posted By Cyp
You should have known better... Why did you use...

You should have known better... Why did you use cold water, instead of warm water?

You need apologize, and make it up to her, by throwing warm water on her.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Mar 2003, 11:02
Replies: 291
Views: 22,219
Posted By Cyp
Wouldn't the sign scare more trespassers off, if...

Wouldn't the sign scare more trespassers off, if it said

Trespassers will be shot.
Survivors will be stabbed with a wooden stake.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Mar 2003, 20:00
Replies: 5
Views: 2,498
Posted By Cyp
Re: Re: hey kids wanna have some fun?

Learn how to use the :p smiley.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Mar 2003, 19:17
Replies: 28
Views: 4,023
Posted By Cyp
Yeah, hate when they do that... Haven't heard any...

Yeah, hate when they do that... Haven't heard any mention of the countless children I didn't kill, but when I broke into a kindergarten, cut the children's heads off and threw them into the Grand...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Mar 2003, 10:29
Replies: 26
Views: 5,080
Posted By Cyp
__ | | \/ /¯||¯\ \_/\_/ | |...

__
| |
\/
/¯||¯\
\_/\_/
|
|
\
\
\_
Forum: General Discussions 17 Mar 2003, 10:14
Replies: 27
Views: 3,439
Posted By Cyp
Re: Re: The French. Why I suspect they have something to hide.

Atlantis?


They didn't aid Saddam with weaponry, and they could have if they wanted to, as my weapons inspectors couldn't find evidence that Atlantis did or didn't have time machines.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Mar 2003, 10:04
Replies: 22
Views: 3,218
Posted By Cyp
:eek: :) :D :o :cool: :) :eek: :cool:...

:eek: :) :D
:o :cool: :)
:eek: :cool: :rolleyes:
Forum: Programming and Discussion 16 Mar 2003, 23:34
Replies: 9
Views: 3,170
Posted By Cyp
Programming language: H...

Programming language: H (http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/HQ9_Plus)Q (http://www.cliff.biffle.org/esoterica/hq9plus.html)9 (http://www.winterbergs.de/projekte/Bottles.hq9+.txt)+...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Mar 2003, 23:26
Replies: 11
hmm
Views: 3,148
Posted By Cyp
Only have a laser shaver, with built in shrink...

Only have a laser shaver, with built in shrink ray.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Mar 2003, 12:33
Replies: 22
Views: 3,218
Posted By Cyp
:) :) :D :) :cool: :) :) :) :rolleyes:

:) :) :D
:) :cool: :)
:) :) :rolleyes:
Forum: General Discussions 16 Mar 2003, 11:15
Replies: 47
Views: 7,434
Posted By Cyp
Danish people think differently. Why make a...

Danish people think differently.

Why make a line and 2 dots, when 2 dots will do?

6:2=3
Forum: General Discussions 16 Mar 2003, 02:31
Replies: 47
Views: 7,434
Posted By Cyp
Yes we can. 2 + 2 &asymp; 3.9999999987514293118 ...

Yes we can. 2 + 2 &asymp; 3.9999999987514293118


Anyway, to avoid potential confusion, I propose using something like
1 2 3 + 4 5 / 6 * * 7 8 9 - / + *
to represent...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Mar 2003, 20:29
Replies: 20
Views: 4,045
Posted By Cyp
The same way that you are a discordian, whether...

The same way that you are a discordian, whether you know it or not. (Along with every other man, woman, child and alien on the planet.)
Forum: General Discussions 15 Mar 2003, 20:20
Replies: 47
Views: 7,434
Posted By Cyp
11/9/2001 &ne; 11/9/2001 11 ...

11/9/2001 &ne; 11/9/2001


11
---- 11
9 = --------
------------ 9 * 2001
2001
Forum: General Discussions 15 Mar 2003, 18:54
Replies: 47
Views: 7,434
Posted By Cyp
According to my calendar, it was ...

According to my calendar, it was
...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Mar 2003, 10:25
Replies: 6
Views: 2,885
Posted By Cyp
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&n...

&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&n...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Mar 2003, 21:50
Replies: 40
Views: 3,000
Posted By Cyp
Hmmm, if I made some abstract art out of junk,...

Hmmm, if I made some abstract art out of junk, took a picture of it (or a picture of the mess in my room), copyrighted it, and then one of the (allegedly) cats in the house created a virus, spreading...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Mar 2003, 15:33
Replies: 16
Views: 3,097
Posted By Cyp
Actually, I didn't forget it's written from right...

Actually, I didn't forget it's written from right to left... In my browser, "مرد" has "د" on the left, and "م" on the right, and the "م" and "ر" are automatically written together. What browser are...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Mar 2003, 07:54
Replies: 16
Views: 3,097
Posted By Cyp
Shouldn't your nick be spelt "مرد",...

Shouldn't your nick be spelt "مرد", then?
Forum: General Discussions 12 Mar 2003, 15:34
Replies: 23
Views: 3,757
Posted By Cyp
Whatever language the names are in, it couldn't...

Whatever language the names are in, it couldn't be in Arabic, as "Moustaf Herod Upyur Pouper" has a couple of 'p' sounds in it...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Mar 2003, 11:33
Replies: 23
Views: 3,757
Posted By Cyp
I heard that Hor Nipros Titute and Lez Bin Liqa...

I heard that Hor Nipros Titute and Lez Bin Liqa used to be on that list, but were apparently removed, in exchange for doing special community service in the department of Homeland Security.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Mar 2003, 19:48
Replies: 20
Views: 3,507
Posted By Cyp
Everything you didn't want to know about the...

Everything you didn't want to know about the subject, in one even slimmer volume:

Character frequency distribution:
"Ee": 1961,
"Tt": 1604,
"Aa": 1332,
"Oo": 1287,
"Ii": 1260,
"Nn":...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Mar 2003, 18:46
Replies: 20
Views: 3,507
Posted By Cyp
In that case, why do birds come in pairs? ...

In that case, why do birds come in pairs?


By birds, I'm (of course) referring to the things that fly around in the air.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Mar 2003, 10:04
Replies: 13
Views: 3,853
Posted By Cyp
Definition: leet Pollack \Pol"lack\, n....

Definition:

leet

Pollack \Pol"lack\, n. [Cf. G. & D. pollack, and Gael. pollag a little pool, a sort of fish.] (Zo["o]l.) (a) A marine gadoid food fish of Europe (Pollachius virens). Called...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Mar 2003, 09:01
Replies: 61
Views: 5,847
Posted By Cyp
Re: Re: The Imperial vs Metric system

3 terrahertz = 3,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,352 fresnel


No wonder I've never heard of a fresnel before...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Mar 2003, 23:02
Replies: 43
Views: 5,739
Posted By Cyp
Re: What's your Homepage?

How about www.dhmo.org, a nice site about environmental affairs?

(Mine's set to about:blank, as anything else would make Internet Exploiter even slower.)
Forum: General Discussions 10 Mar 2003, 22:54
Replies: 61
Views: 5,847
Posted By Cyp
That's too easy...

That's too easy...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Mar 2003, 22:52
Replies: 14
Views: 3,035
Posted By Cyp
Why not melt the paper together with wax? Saves...

Why not melt the paper together with wax? Saves anyone getting hurt by sharp metal.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Mar 2003, 22:37
Replies: 61
Views: 5,847
Posted By Cyp
That's what decimetres are for.

That's what decimetres are for.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Mar 2003, 20:59
Replies: 61
Views: 5,847
Posted By Cyp
60=2²*3*5 50=2*5² As 50 has no unique...

60=2²*3*5
50=2*5²

As 50 has no unique prime factors to 60, 1/50 is not an infinite decimal in base 60.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Mar 2003, 20:42
Replies: 61
Views: 5,847
Posted By Cyp
Simple. Just use base 6469693230. ...

Simple. Just use base 6469693230.




In base 12:


10 (12) divided by 5 (5) is 2.497249724972497... (2.4).
Forum: General Discussions 7 Mar 2003, 00:41
Replies: 49
Views: 4,595
Posted By Cyp
Guess  is a Control+V... What about...

Guess  is a Control+V...

What about Control+Y? (Or whatever the Linux-paste keys are.)
Forum: General Discussions 7 Mar 2003, 00:36
Replies: 49
Views: 4,595
Posted By Cyp
Calabi-Yau

Calabi-Yau
Forum: General Discussions 5 Mar 2003, 20:54
Replies: 10
Views: 2,825
Posted By Cyp
I'd expect people would write...

I'd expect people would write :rolleyes:+:rolleyes: for addition, and :rolleyes::rolleyes for multiplication. Don't know how :rolleyes: could be used as an exponent, though.


Doesn't accept...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Mar 2003, 20:37
Replies: 10
Views: 2,825
Posted By Cyp
Doesn't accept lounger... :rolleyes: ...

Doesn't accept lounger... :rolleyes:


Edit: Doesn't accept enter... Stupid html... Have to actually click... :rolleyes:^1000
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2003, 23:45
Replies: 8
Views: 2,637
Posted By Cyp
gry \Gry\, n. [Gr ? syllable, bit.] 1. A...

gry

\Gry\, n. [Gr ? syllable, bit.] 1. A measure equal to one tenth of a line. [Obs.] --Locke.

2. Anything very small, or of little value. [R.]
Forum: Programming and Discussion 4 Mar 2003, 22:53
Replies: 10
Views: 2,536
Posted By Cyp
Didn't think that cables nailed to the edge of...

Didn't think that cables nailed to the edge of the wall would be considered messy...

What about along the edge, but under the carpet?

Perhaps they could be nailed to the ceiling, and hope your...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 4 Mar 2003, 22:34
Replies: 10
Views: 2,536
Posted By Cyp
Wouldn't a hammer and a lot of nails work? And...

Wouldn't a hammer and a lot of nails work? And perhaps little u-shaped plastic thingies with a hole in them (not sure what they are called), to avoid having to hammer the nails through the cord.
...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2003, 22:25
Replies: 2
Views: 2,450
Posted By Cyp
Surveillance plane surveilled

[url]http://cbc.ca/stories/2003/03/03/koreanjets030303 (http://cbc.ca/stories/2003/03/03/koreanjets030303)
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2003, 19:16
Replies: 19
Views: 3,793
Posted By Cyp
Beep beep beep beeeep bee... Crash! ...

Beep beep beep beeeep bee... Crash!


Shouldn't discriminate against non-organic creatures...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2003, 00:17
Replies: 14
Views: 2,697
Posted By Cyp
For proper effect, mix in a little uranium and...

For proper effect, mix in a little uranium and tritium. Or perhaps a little positronium.

(Good luck getting anything to happen with the first option. Good luck not blowing yourself up with the...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 19:35
Replies: 11
Views: 2,810
Posted By Cyp
Rolf Harris is an Australian-born (but resident...

Rolf Harris is an Australian-born (but resident in England for many years) singer, composer, artist and television host.

He initially rose to fame in the early 1960s for his novelty song "Tie Me...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 19:04
Replies: 11
Views: 3,134
Posted By Cyp
Didn't realize more than one at once was...

Didn't realize more than one at once was possible.

Just did 25. (Right hand, right elbow.)

Edit: Also just did 25. (Left hand, left elbow.)


Edit#2: Height of 25 coins: 4.3 cm, diameter:...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 16:48
Replies: 11
Views: 3,134
Posted By Cyp
Could flip a 2 krone coin off my right elbow 36...

Could flip a 2 krone coin off my right elbow 36 times without dropping in a minute.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 2 Mar 2003, 10:33
Replies: 8
Views: 2,832
Posted By Cyp
oioioiii oiioiooo oiiooooi oiiioioo ooiiiiii

oioioiii oiioiooo oiiooooi oiiioioo ooiiiiii
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2003, 20:02
Replies: 11
Views: 3,134
Posted By Cyp
By flipping a coin off an elbow and catching it,...

By flipping a coin off an elbow and catching it, do you mean throwing the coin upwards with your elbow, or having the coin rest on your elbow, removing the elbow, and then catching it?
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2003, 18:16
Replies: 5
Views: 3,021
Posted By Cyp
With: Peac (httq://fnord)ock Without:...

With: Peac (httq://fnord)ock

Without: Pea****

What do you mean?
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2003, 10:47
Replies: 22
Views: 3,485
Posted By Cyp
Sorry, can't, as I don't know much Greek. (Just...

Sorry, can't, as I don't know much Greek. (Just some numbers and stuff, and that yes in Greek sounds like no in English.) And don't know anyone that does know Greek.

I am actually curious what the...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2003, 10:25
Replies: 22
Views: 3,485
Posted By Cyp
Ok, simple test to see if you might be greek: ...

Ok, simple test to see if you might be greek:

Does &Nu;&alpha;&iota; mean yes or no?
Forum: Programming and Discussion 28 Feb 2003, 01:21
Replies: 5
Views: 2,365
Posted By Cyp
Re: Photoshop and bitdepths

Don't know if the options exist in photoshop specifically, but could you fill the image with the colour {240, 240, 240}, using a bitwise AND operation, and scale up the intensity by 6.25%?

Would...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 27 Feb 2003, 21:55
Replies: 7
Views: 2,754
Posted By Cyp
Right mouse button zooms out, by the way. ...

Right mouse button zooms out, by the way.



It only does 150 iterations, could change it to more, would just mean slower rendering. (Does lose fractalness on mine too, as expected.)



The...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2003, 16:45
Replies: 35
Views: 3,845
Posted By Cyp
Please demonstrate your capability with a piece...

Please demonstrate your capability with a piece of neutronium* half the size of your lower-arm.




*Or whatever that stuff neutron stars are supposed to be made of is called.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2003, 16:39
Replies: 30
Views: 4,380
Posted By Cyp
&Gamma;&alpha;&tau;&alpha; / Gata 猫 / Neko ...

&Gamma;&alpha;&tau;&alpha; / Gata
猫 / Neko
Katze / Kahtzeh
Kat / Cat


(Disclaimer: I'm not responsible for your cat getting a silly name, even if I'm wrong about some of the above.)
Forum: Programming and Discussion 27 Feb 2003, 16:32
Replies: 7
Views: 2,754
Posted By Cyp
Good that it works on at least one other...

Good that it works on at least one other computer...


Works on my own computer in IE and Netscape.

Couldn't get it to work on one of school's computer networks, with either Opera or...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2003, 08:37
Replies: 151
Views: 13,603
Posted By Cyp
There is world peace. All the wars in the news...

There is world peace. All the wars in the news are faked.

Anyway it was this thread dying and returning I was commenting on. The next returning of that Jesus guy isn't until next week.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2003, 08:29
Replies: 151
Views: 13,603
Posted By Cyp
They did let this subject die, and it went to...

They did let this subject die, and it went to heaven.

It's now returned to Earth.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2003, 08:28
Replies: 53
Views: 5,449
Posted By Cyp
Re: woah

Is there anyone here who hasn't already thought of those things as a kid?
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2003, 08:23
Replies: 151
Views: 13,603
Posted By Cyp
I haven't actually heard the whole speech (well,...

I haven't actually heard the whole speech (well, not in English, at least), but I've heard it scares them, if you agree with them, and when they get to the Jesus guy reincarnating thing, comment that...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Feb 2003, 21:30
Replies: 151
Views: 13,603
Posted By Cyp
Has half the world's population even heard of...

Has half the world's population even heard of that Jesus guy?

And how is it more offensive than "Albert Einstein loves you."?
Forum: Programming and Discussion 26 Feb 2003, 18:16
Replies: 7
Views: 2,754
Posted By Cyp
My first Java thing

Does this work with other people's browsers?

geocities.com/fnorddaemon/mandelbrot/Mandelbrot.html
Forum: General Discussions 25 Feb 2003, 18:30
Replies: 26
Views: 3,647
Posted By Cyp
Test to see if you really are Greek: Does...

Test to see if you really are Greek:

Does &Gamma;&alpha;&tau;&alpha; mean Dog?
Forum: General Discussions 24 Feb 2003, 23:55
Replies: 43
Views: 4,607
Posted By Cyp
&raquo;If there's a nuclear bomb about to go off...

&raquo;If there's a nuclear bomb about to go off in your house, hide under the table.&laquo;
Forum: General Discussions 24 Feb 2003, 23:46
Replies: 43
Views: 4,607
Posted By Cyp
Re: Government Scare-Tactics

Once searched that site for the word "terrorist". 91 results returned.

Once searched that site for the word "the". 91 results returned.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Feb 2003, 19:43
Replies: 16
Views: 2,998
Posted By Cyp
Would probably write down exactly how and why the...

Would probably write down exactly how and why the lightsabre thingies work. And any other kind of technologies I can think of. Or at least copy all the high tech stuff and how to use Jedi-powers,...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Feb 2003, 08:42
Replies: 127
Views: 10,535
Posted By Cyp
The whole black vs white (black and white in...

The whole black vs white (black and white in alphabetical order) thing is way too overdone.

"Are green people superior to purple people?"

(Please let me know if the above offended you.)

A...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Feb 2003, 18:18
Replies: 21
Views: 2,926
Posted By Cyp
Re: Secretly wanting to 'be personal with' your best friend..

Huh??? What exactly is going on?
Forum: General Discussions 22 Feb 2003, 23:06
Replies: 22
Views: 3,920
Posted By Cyp
Isn't it to stop the brain from overheating and...

Isn't it to stop the brain from overheating and catching on fire?
Forum: General Discussions 22 Feb 2003, 16:58
Replies: 5
Views: 2,497
Posted By Cyp
There will probably be a lot of threads about...

There will probably be a lot of threads about this...

People would of course try to search for threads about this, before creating their own...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Feb 2003, 16:51
Replies: 26
Views: 3,168
Posted By Cyp
Re: Movie Quote

Is it called "Where's Dave III"?
Forum: General Discussions 20 Feb 2003, 20:28
Replies: 78
Views: 6,701
Posted By Cyp
Used to be possible to get it longer, after...

Used to be possible to get it longer, after improving the html a little. Just checked, seems they changed it...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Feb 2003, 00:40
Replies: 20
Views: 3,225
Posted By Cyp
Or chocolate taped to the bottom of a bag with...

Or chocolate taped to the bottom of a bag with the sufforcation warnings crossed out.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Feb 2003, 17:43
Replies: 20
Views: 3,412
Posted By Cyp
That's a parody site, isn't it?

That's a parody site, isn't it?
Forum: General Discussions 19 Feb 2003, 16:35
Replies: 17
Views: 3,645
Posted By Cyp
Well, it couldn't be the egde, since Danish coins...

Well, it couldn't be the egde, since Danish coins only have 2 edges, while Australian coins have 6 or 8 or something.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Feb 2003, 15:49
Replies: 44
Views: 3,755
Posted By Cyp
Little star-shaped stickers from mothers. Every...

Little star-shaped stickers from mothers. Every time someone is a good boy, he should get a sticker on his t-shirt. Once he has collected 5, girls will know he is good enough to be with. Since...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 19 Feb 2003, 09:34
Replies: 27
Views: 5,705
Posted By Cyp
Well, you could just not write the password down,...

Well, you could just not write the password down, and not tell anyone. (If you aren't the only person who should have access, the not telling anyone part might not be usable.) As far as I know, the...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 18 Feb 2003, 23:05
Replies: 27
Views: 5,705
Posted By Cyp
A potential intruder might walk up to a computer...

A potential intruder might walk up to a computer with sensitive data, after killing all the guards and using explosives to remove the steel door that was blocking the path to the computer.

Putting...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Feb 2003, 22:46
Replies: 44
Views: 3,755
Posted By Cyp
I think there are seduction workshops that give...

I think there are seduction workshops that give certificates to their participants...


(Note: I'm serious. There are courses in seduction. Courses in hypnosis give certificates, and seduction is...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Feb 2003, 19:47
Replies: 8
Views: 3,105
Posted By Cyp
My essay proposal

Gravity makes things heavy. Since things on a carpet have a different weight than things on a solid floor, it is possible to build a carpet based spaceship with no required fuel supply.
...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Feb 2003, 13:02
Replies: 94
Views: 9,645
Posted By Cyp
I was friends with Newton and Einstein. Descartes...

I was friends with Newton and Einstein. Descartes was an old classmate. Was Picasso's art teacher. (He failed my class.) Helped Bach and Beethoven with their compositions. I helped invent the wheel....
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2003, 20:08
Replies: 125
Views: 9,782
Posted By Cyp
Causing something due to taking or not taking...

Causing something due to taking or not taking some action, either directly, or via changing the weather via the butterfly effect, I think.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2003, 20:05
Replies: 51
Views: 6,743
Posted By Cyp
Just out of curiosity, how thick is the board,...

Just out of curiosity, how thick is the board, and how flexible is it?
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2003, 16:23
Replies: 51
Views: 6,743
Posted By Cyp
Re: Re: Re: ObASCII

I was pretty much choosing figures at random. But what's wrong with being 150kg, anyway?


Is the floor in both rooms reasonably flat? A 45&deg; tilt in one room would explain it. What kind of...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2003, 16:11
Replies: 51
Views: 6,743
Posted By Cyp
Gravity: 10m/s&sup2 (N/kg); Mass of person:...

Gravity: 10m/s&sup2 (N/kg);
Mass of person: 150kg
Mass of weighing device: 1kg
Spring constant for solid floor: 1000000N/m
Spring constant for carpet: 2N/m

Force applied to solid floor by...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2003, 08:28
Replies: 125
Views: 9,782
Posted By Cyp
Without commenting on the content of the thread,...

Without commenting on the content of the thread, I ask whether people on this thread define responsibility such that if a person unwittingly presses a button that was mislabelled "create world...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Feb 2003, 23:51
Replies: 23
Views: 3,256
Posted By Cyp
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia. I'd...

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.

I'd add fear of sanity too, but it's not there.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Feb 2003, 23:45
Replies: 128
Views: 10,790
Posted By Cyp
Correction: Police estimated about half that. ...

Correction: Police estimated about half that.

It was "experienced demonstration watchers" that predicted 30000. Whatever that means...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Feb 2003, 18:51
Replies: 128
Views: 10,790
Posted By Cyp
About 30000 in the Copenhagen area, apparently....

About 30000 in the Copenhagen area, apparently. (Police only estimated around 25000, though.)
Forum: General Discussions 15 Feb 2003, 00:19
Replies: 3
Views: 2,393
Posted By Cyp
60 normal for me, I think. Went up to 80 after...

60 normal for me, I think. Went up to 80 after jumping up and down, if I remember correctly. Haven't tried for lowest, though.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Feb 2003, 22:13
Replies: 29
Views: 3,273
Posted By Cyp
B866 4C00 21CD !!!!! __________________ ...

B866 4C00 21CD !!!!!


__________________
The computer was so offended that it exited...

(Actually, I doubt I used the 66 prefix, I probably said that in 16 bit mode. (Or whatever that mode is...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 13 Feb 2003, 20:13
Replies: 10
Views: 3,208
Posted By Cyp
I didn't mean to cause any problems. Sorry if I...

I didn't mean to cause any problems. Sorry if I have, can't tell from the above whether you mean that I did, and if so, how much.

Didn't think it could cause any trouble, as they wouldn't know...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 13 Feb 2003, 01:24
Replies: 10
Views: 3,208
Posted By Cyp
Sent it with no explanation, didn't mention any...

Sent it with no explanation, didn't mention any names, by the way.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 12 Feb 2003, 22:02
Replies: 10
Views: 3,208
Posted By Cyp
From | Subject | Date | Size Intro Comp...

From | Subject | Date | Size
Intro Comp Science | AutoResponse- Received Your Lab Pgm | Feb 13 | 1k



Hope I pass...



Grrr... Should have called it Cyp2.c, not Cyp666.c... Didn't...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 12 Feb 2003, 21:45
Replies: 10
Views: 3,208
Posted By Cyp
Re: Another lab program that doesn't work.

This works (actually tested it), and fits the specification as far as I can tell.

#include <stdio.h>
/*This is the obligatory comment, http://www.cs.nmt.edu/~cs111/lab/lab2.txt said I have to add...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Feb 2003, 21:02
Replies: 7
Views: 2,645
Posted By Cyp
Bid history, including the previous high bid,...

Bid history, including the previous high bid, full of



Current high bid: US $15,299.00
Forum: General Discussions 12 Feb 2003, 18:44
Replies: 7
Views: 2,505
Posted By Cyp
Hmmm... After rereading it, think it wasn't...

Hmmm... After rereading it, think it wasn't completely consistent... Forgot to write that everything should be assumed to be uncorrelated, unless stated otherwise... Was also only supposed to be one...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Feb 2003, 12:26
Replies: 7
Views: 2,505
Posted By Cyp
Math puzzle

90% of people will be correct about whether or not they have been abducted by aliens. 1% of people have actually been abducted by aliens.

Given the previous information, 85% of people will respond...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Feb 2003, 02:24
Replies: 29
Views: 3,843
Posted By Cyp
Re: Apparently...

1) Behold, foolish curved universist, I present you with an incontrovertible proof that the universe is flat.
2) [Flat universist posts 10,000 word document without a single paragraph break]
3)...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 12 Feb 2003, 00:58
Replies: 58
Views: 7,292
Posted By Cyp
I was assuming that, for some reason, that a...

I was assuming that, for some reason, that a human might decide to write the number of bits on a piece of paper, in binary, and that the human would want to be able to represent a 0 bit computer...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Feb 2003, 19:44
Replies: 160
Views: 13,729
Posted By Cyp
Wouldn't parents do the homework, if there was a...

Wouldn't parents do the homework, if there was a risk of getting fined if their kids didn't hand homework in?
Forum: Programming and Discussion 11 Feb 2003, 19:06
Replies: 58
Views: 7,292
Posted By Cyp
With the introduction of 64 bit desktop...

With the introduction of 64 bit desktop processors, it will become nessecary to use 7 bits to store the number of bits of desktop processors, compared to previously only requiring 6. This represents...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Feb 2003, 18:05
Replies: 7
Views: 2,645
Posted By Cyp
And that bidder has a good rating...

And that bidder has a good rating...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Feb 2003, 17:37
Replies: 23
Views: 3,880
Posted By Cyp
http://ω3.οργ/ΤΡ/ΡΕΚ-χτμλ40/σγμλ/εντιτης.html...

http://ω3.οργ/ΤΡ/ΡΕΚ-χτμλ40/σγμλ/εντιτης.html (http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/sgml/entities.html)
Forum: General Discussions 11 Feb 2003, 13:17
Replies: 23
Views: 3,880
Posted By Cyp
Shouldn't that be spelt...

Shouldn't that be spelt "&hearts;&hearts;"?
Forum: General Discussions 11 Feb 2003, 13:12
Replies: 160
Views: 13,729
Posted By Cyp
In cases where a math teacher has nothing better...

In cases where a math teacher has nothing better to do than complain that the correct answers weren't written neatly, it's questionable whether the homework should have been given in the first place.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 11 Feb 2003, 00:50
Replies: 18
Views: 2,507
Posted By Cyp
So you are inputting one element, elements 0 to...

So you are inputting one element, elements 0 to 0, then printing two elements, elements 1 to 2.

Printing something that wasn't inputted in the first place could print anything - anything from the...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Feb 2003, 19:09
Replies: 194
Views: 9,801
Posted By Cyp
What kind of healings, and how fast?

What kind of healings, and how fast?
Forum: Programming and Discussion 10 Feb 2003, 18:21
Replies: 18
Views: 2,507
Posted By Cyp
I suppose, when correcting &nbsp;...

I suppose, when correcting
&nbsp; gets(retrieve[wrap].age); &rArr; scanf("%d", &retrieve[wrap].age);
, you didn't also incorrectly correct
&nbsp; gets(retrieve[wrap].fname); &rArr; scanf("%d",...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 10 Feb 2003, 10:12
Replies: 18
Views: 2,507
Posted By Cyp
In dos, if one input doesn't have the right type...

In dos, if one input doesn't have the right type (user types "ten" instead of "10"), then all future inputs go completely insane (no idea why, writing my own input routines helps). Don't know if...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 10 Feb 2003, 09:31
Replies: 18
Views: 2,507
Posted By Cyp
Extra header files shouldn't ever hurt. (Unless...

Extra header files shouldn't ever hurt. (Unless they were specifically designed to hurt. Doubt the compiler-makers have that kind of tendencies though.)

Note: Was editing the above as I found new...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 10 Feb 2003, 09:12
Replies: 18
Views: 2,507
Posted By Cyp
gets(wrap); &rArr; scanf("%d", &wrap); ...

gets(wrap); &rArr; scanf("%d", &wrap);
gets(retrieve[wrap].age); &rArr; scanf("%d", &retrieve[wrap].age);
gets(retrieve[wrap].heightft); &rArr; scanf("%d", &retrieve[wrap].heightft);...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Feb 2003, 00:30
Replies: 23
Views: 3,697
Posted By Cyp
If you find yourself floating up to the top of an...

If you find yourself floating up to the top of an elevator, press the emergency stop button.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Feb 2003, 00:26
Replies: 18
Views: 2,872
Posted By Cyp
http://www.danirak.dk/billeder/wargame.jpg

http://www.danirak.dk/billeder/wargame.jpg
Forum: General Discussions 8 Feb 2003, 04:29
Replies: 24
Views: 3,182
Posted By Cyp
Aha, you fell for it too. whitehouse.gov is the...

Aha, you fell for it too. whitehouse.gov is the piss-take, not whitehouse.org...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Feb 2003, 20:16
Replies: 24
Views: 3,182
Posted By Cyp
According to the government, the paranoia index...

According to the government, the paranoia index is all the way up to 9.4... (See the government site at whitehouse.org at the right column.)
Forum: General Discussions 7 Feb 2003, 19:56
Replies: 79
Views: 8,451
Posted By Cyp
????? That was English!!! Why on Earth was...

?????

That was English!!! Why on Earth was it edited? Doesn't anyone recognize Old English?

(No "edited by" note, so whoever it is that doesn't recognize actual pure English must have some form...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Feb 2003, 00:06
Replies: 79
Views: 8,451
Posted By Cyp
Maybe we should all just stick to using English...

Maybe we should all just stick to using English only.

I'll start, by posting something in English:

oogabooga
Forum: General Discussions 6 Feb 2003, 19:23
Replies: 10
Views: 2,831
Posted By Cyp
Re: Re: President Bush assasinated

And, of course, there would very quickly be plenty of evidence of foreign involvement within hours, along with a list (to be later appended to at will as new evidence is gathered) of responsible...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Feb 2003, 19:18
Replies: 10
Views: 2,831
Posted By Cyp
No, it'll be a chocolate bar taped to the bottom...

No, it'll be a chocolate bar taped to the bottom of a bag with the suffocation warnings crossed out.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 6 Feb 2003, 00:35
Replies: 12
Views: 3,642
Posted By Cyp
Re: Re: Need some simple and usefull tips for making a site with PHP

Isn't geocities cheaper? And ad free, if all the html files have a .txt extension.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Feb 2003, 00:31
Replies: 79
Views: 8,451
Posted By Cyp
Was going to comment that it wasn't even changed...

Was going to comment that it wasn't even changed to English... But seems "ta" is an English word after all... (Only just...)

ta ( P ) Pronunciation Key (tä)
interj. Chiefly British ...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Feb 2003, 16:27
Replies: 73
Views: 5,233
Posted By Cyp
Assuming the universe precisely follows definable...

Assuming the universe precisely follows definable laws, which can only be experimentally tested, and there are no known limits on the data processing abilities of the universe, it's not possible to...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Feb 2003, 15:59
Replies: 20
Views: 2,903
Posted By Cyp
Here's an e-mail I sent to Intertran,...

Here's an e-mail I sent to Intertran, complimenting the quality of their translator. I wrote it in Danish, but translated it to English for them (using their translator).

Original e-mail:


I...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Feb 2003, 12:16
Replies: 20
Views: 2,903
Posted By Cyp
Although there are such things available, if the...

Although there are such things available, if the translated results are actually supposed to be read by humans or humanoids afterwards, I suspect it may not be completely optimal.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2003, 22:48
Replies: 14
Views: 2,649
Posted By Cyp
http://www.sendsms.dk/

http://www.sendsms.dk/
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2003, 22:42
Replies: 13
Views: 2,740
Posted By Cyp
For those that have seen it less than 666 times...

For those that have seen it less than 666 times (assuming such people actually exist), but can't get the link to work: (with Windoze)

Go to "Start Menu"/"Run"
"cmd" or "command", whichever works...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2003, 17:15
Replies: 19
Views: 3,408
Posted By Cyp
Wait for Microsoft to start developing phones.

Wait for Microsoft to start developing phones.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2003, 11:39
Replies: 34
Views: 4,923
Posted By Cyp
Damn, still can't edit post to correct the...

Damn, still can't edit post to correct the spelling.

Why aren't I an admin here yet?
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2003, 00:52
Replies: 34
Views: 4,923
Posted By Cyp
If you make me an admin, I can delete any...

If you make me an admin, I can delete any embarrasing posts you make, for you.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 4 Feb 2003, 00:48
Replies: 13
Views: 2,475
Posted By Cyp
while(...;...;...) doesn't really make an...

while(...;...;...) doesn't really make an infinite loop... Doesn't really make anything at all, actually.

:p
Forum: General Discussions 3 Feb 2003, 21:40
Replies: 19
Views: 3,408
Posted By Cyp
They will be very careful to make sure that it...

They will be very careful to make sure that it won't be possible for something like that to happen, by avoiding creating any potential flaws that could be exploited.

Yes, there will be viruses and...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Feb 2003, 19:19
Replies: 36
Views: 7,954
Posted By Cyp
People at my University...

People at my University (http://www.friendshospitalonline.org/) are so friendly.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2003, 15:54
Replies: 33
Views: 3,859
Posted By Cyp
I'll add 3 thumbs up and 2 down. :up: :up:...

I'll add 3 thumbs up and 2 down.

:up: :up: :down: :up: :down: :up: :up:
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2003, 15:47
Replies: 44
Views: 4,853
Posted By Cyp
Oh well, at least Janurary 22nd makes up for it...

Oh well, at least Janurary 22nd makes up for it...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2003, 12:56
Replies: 18
Views: 3,022
Posted By Cyp
By getting anti-terrorism legislation passed,...

By getting anti-terrorism legislation passed, that gives you access to a list of e-mail adresses for everyone.

What that has to do with preventing terrorism is beside the point, just pay a...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2003, 22:46
Replies: 27
Views: 6,881
Posted By Cyp
Falar tu portugês? (That's probably not right.) ...

Falar tu portugês? (That's probably not right.)

I've got an °, and even a ', ² and ³... (Not actually sure whether that ° is the degree sign or the masculine ordinal indicator.)

I can also type...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2003, 19:59
Replies: 10
Views: 2,659
Posted By Cyp
Re: Inner bliss is inside

That's an ignore link... Don't click it...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2003, 19:38
Replies: 27
Views: 6,881
Posted By Cyp
They can also use by drawing each symbol with the...

They can also use by drawing each symbol with the mouse. Although that's probably slower, anyway. And it always seems to guess the wrong character...

Don't they have special keyboards for that,...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2003, 12:45
Replies: 15
Views: 4,255
Posted By Cyp
They seem to be out of stock for lions...

They seem to be out of stock for lions (http://www.wildanimalworld.com/~tmn/Rsheton.jpg).

Try http://www.wildanimalworld.com/availableanimals.htm
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2003, 10:55
Replies: 27
Views: 6,881
Posted By Cyp
(Took a while to type everything.) ...

(Took a while to type everything.)


After&nbsp;pressing&nbsp;Control+Shift+1:

Regular:
`1234567890-=
qwertyuiop[]
asdfghjkl;'\
\zxcvbnm,./
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jan 2003, 20:46
Replies: 113
Views: 12,485
Posted By Cyp
Exclamation Error

Thread does not compute.

(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore?
Forum: Clownshoe Corner 29 Jan 2003, 20:46
Replies: 113
Views: 141,640
Posted By Cyp
Exclamation Error

Thread does not compute.

(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore?
Forum: Programming and Discussion 28 Jan 2003, 19:45
Replies: 12
Views: 3,888
Posted By Cyp
Could also declare it as static unsigned char...

Could also declare it as
static unsigned char terra[TERRAINSIZE*TERRAINSIZE];

Should save (don't know how much) time allocating memory... Might also save time when accessing the array, since the...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jan 2003, 22:54
Replies: 21
Views: 3,417
Posted By Cyp
Re: Japanese

There's hiragana and katakana with 46 letters each... What's the third? Is the third the Chinese alphabet?
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jan 2003, 17:35
Replies: 11
520
Views: 3,465
Posted By Cyp
猫 __________________ Edit: Note to self...

猫


__________________
Edit: Note to self - Don't write Chinese letters with bold and italics... 猫

By the way, are any IRC clients Unicode compatible?
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jan 2003, 02:52
Replies: 41
Views: 5,541
Posted By Cyp
In Danish, it's called snabel-a. In English, that...

In Danish, it's called snabel-a. In English, that would be something like snout-a
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jan 2003, 01:44
Replies: 10
Views: 2,650
Posted By Cyp
They have alien slime bombs, which will turn...

They have alien slime bombs, which will turn their own people into super deadly slime monsters.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jan 2003, 16:24
Replies: 9
Views: 3,182
Posted By Cyp
How do you pronounce "øŵñåģë", anyway? (Couldn't...

How do you pronounce "øŵñåģë", anyway? (Couldn't find correct unicode for 2nd or 5th character.)

Is it oew-wnyor-ghee?
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jan 2003, 16:08
Replies: 13
Views: 4,104
Posted By Cyp
Perhaps you could try to pass every course with...

Perhaps you could try to pass every course with two toes in your nose, to make it more challenging.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Jan 2003, 00:09
Replies: 102
Views: 12,388
Posted By Cyp
Remember there was a &Sigma;ln(cos(2^-n)) for n=1...

Remember there was a &Sigma;ln(cos(2^-n)) for n=1 to &infin; question. Don't remember the &Sigma;sin(1/n&sup2;) one.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2003, 23:17
Replies: 102
Views: 12,388
Posted By Cyp
Erm, good question... Make that a winter...

Erm, good question...

Make that a winter exam...

It's winter, not summer... Guess I haven't been out much lately...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2003, 23:10
Replies: 102
Views: 12,388
Posted By Cyp
Well, I wrote one of the responses... ...

Well, I wrote one of the responses...

(Answer to what the literature is: It's the 2003 summer exam in math. Maybe it's too hard to guess, considering probably only a few hundred people on the...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2003, 22:15
Replies: 102
Views: 12,388
Posted By Cyp
Not sure who the author is, doesn't say. ...

Not sure who the author is, doesn't say.

Relatively recent, was published/released on the 6th of January 2003, at 14:00. The publication has gotten so much attention, that it had already recieved...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2003, 20:32
Replies: 102
Views: 12,388
Posted By Cyp
Other 3 guessed correctly... (I've assumed you...

Other 3 guessed correctly... (I've assumed you knew Gelfling is a creature in Dark Crystal, not the movie itself.)

Hmmm... An obscure literary reference...

This might be stretching it a...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2003, 18:05
Replies: 102
Views: 12,388
Posted By Cyp
Here's a hint. # ############# # # # # # #...

Here's a hint.

# #############
# # # # # # #
# # # #
# # ### ##### #
# # # # # #
### #### ## #
# # ## # #
# # ### ### #
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jan 2003, 15:31
Replies: 102
Views: 12,388
Posted By Cyp
1. "&Omicron;hhh yes, y&omicron;u see, the mice...

1. "&Omicron;hhh yes, y&omicron;u see, the mice set up the wh&omicron;le Earth business, as an epic experiment in behaviv&omicron;ural psych&omicron;l&omicron;gy, a 10 milli&omicron;n year...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 23 Jan 2003, 10:20
Replies: 8
Views: 2,275
Posted By Cyp
What's wrong with char* i,* j,* k; ?

What's wrong with
char* i,* j,* k;
?
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jan 2003, 23:23
Replies: 100
Views: 12,133
Posted By Cyp
Eyehateeuros is completely correct in everything...

Eyehateeuros is completely correct in everything he ever said, and not a single word could be considered imperfect.

Eyehateeuros is obviously extremely intelligent, and anyone who in any way...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jan 2003, 21:18
Replies: 5
Views: 2,694
Posted By Cyp
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Didn't work, even though I concentrated hard enough... It showed an
hourglass symbol, when it should have...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jan 2003, 22:57
Replies: 91
Views: 6,657
Posted By Cyp
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The computers may not vary much, but the data stored on them does.
Would you want a computer want to have a...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jan 2003, 22:42
Replies: 91
Views: 6,657
Posted By Cyp
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We can design computers to perform better, and to do what be want.

Why shouldn't we design people to perform...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jan 2003, 16:51
Replies: 33
Views: 3,483
Posted By Cyp
Re: Re: Re: My Girlfriend dropped a bomb on me :(

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Think my PGP was from the CD with Eudora e-mail.

Help file for my pgp says the online support page (which...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jan 2003, 16:33
Replies: 33
Views: 3,483
Posted By Cyp
Re: My Girlfriend dropped a bomb on me :(

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What kind of bomb was dropped on you? Was it a nuclear, chemical or
organic bomb?
Was the bomb dropped on you...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jan 2003, 20:51
Replies: 31
Poll: Pay Per Post
Views: 3,474
Posted By Cyp
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What if a post gets moderated? Do we then get a refund for some of the
post being removed, or do we pay extra,...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jan 2003, 20:46
Replies: 80
Views: 5,857
Posted By Cyp
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I would have guessed This-corp-or-ay-shon... So used to pronouncing
tion as shon...

Good the Icelandic...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jan 2003, 19:57
Replies: 11
cyp
Views: 2,732
Posted By Cyp
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Private key is encrypted, requiring a password. My memory of the
password is encrypted in my brain, and only...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jan 2003, 19:46
Replies: 11
cyp
Views: 2,732
Posted By Cyp
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That way, if I forget who I am, I can just check the signature.

Also, avoids the risk of having an identity...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jan 2003, 19:36
Replies: 80
Views: 5,857
Posted By Cyp
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Think changing your nick to L&euml;shy would get more people to pronounce
it correctly, though. (Assuming I've...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jan 2003, 19:29
Replies: 7
Views: 2,513
Posted By Cyp
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What about a frog? Not a green one, though, because that would be
unoriginal. A red frog, maybe.

-----BEGIN...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jan 2003, 19:12
Replies: 3
Views: 2,588
Posted By Cyp
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Should have been filled with white powder... Glucose powder, maybe...

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Forum: General Discussions 16 Jan 2003, 19:06
Replies: 80
Views: 5,857
Posted By Cyp
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Cyp

Ксип!

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Forum: General Discussions 16 Jan 2003, 14:43
Replies: 12
Views: 3,107
Posted By Cyp
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Have you ever mistaken real people for the bad guys in games, and
attacked them?
A: Yes, often. B: Yes, once...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jan 2003, 14:23
Replies: 14
Views: 2,591
Posted By Cyp
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Yeah, real programmers prefer to read programs in binary, ASM is too
easy...

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Forum: General Discussions 15 Jan 2003, 23:08
Replies: 5
Views: 3,028
Posted By Cyp
What's the mass of the bird, and other relevant...

What's the mass of the bird, and other relevant data?

Just trying to work out what the rotation period of the universe must be...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 15 Jan 2003, 22:10
Replies: 10
Views: 6,968
Posted By Cyp
-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 ...

-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
Hash: SHA1

PGP is supposed to be able to wipe data. Don't know how well, though.
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Version: PGP for Tactical Alien Invasion...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 15 Jan 2003, 18:58
Replies: 7
Views: 4,618
Posted By Cyp
I've actually been wondering why MSVC doesn't...

I've actually been wondering why MSVC doesn't seem to compile unicode .cpp files.

Think it's silly not being able to use variable names such as &theta; and &Delta;x.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jan 2003, 08:12
Replies: 62
Views: 6,680
Posted By Cyp
Why isn't extra spicy Thai food on the list?

Why isn't extra spicy Thai food on the list?
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jan 2003, 22:48
Replies: 37
Views: 4,555
Posted By Cyp
I can confirm this. School psychiatrist attempted...

I can confirm this. School psychiatrist attempted (but failed, due to family lack of blind faith in the psychiatric institution) to administer normalising drugs.

To a lesser, drug-free, extent,...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 14 Jan 2003, 22:12
Replies: 18
Views: 3,639
Posted By Cyp
The size of MFC alone is ridiculous enough to put...

The size of MFC alone is ridiculous enough to put me off even considering trying to figure it out.

64kb should be enough for anything. Therefore MFC is nothing.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jan 2003, 00:16
Replies: 56
Views: 6,314
Posted By Cyp
In the same way it's the victims fault if a...

In the same way it's the victims fault if a murderer blows the victims reinforced steel doors apart, and kills him, he should have had thicker steel doors in his house.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jan 2003, 07:22
Replies: 22
Views: 3,222
Posted By Cyp
Probably just a confusion over whether Korea was...

Probably just a confusion over whether Korea was an oil filled state or not, due to a map being read upsidedown.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jan 2003, 11:09
Replies: 52
Views: 7,533
Posted By Cyp
Lets say there are 2²° candidates, Aryn, Gayle,...

Lets say there are 2²° candidates, Aryn, Gayle, TheMightyGoat, TheMightyGoat#2, ..., TheMightyGoat#1048574. Aryn plans to wipe out all life on the planet, Gayle only plans to wipe out humanity and...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jan 2003, 15:22
Replies: 30
Views: 3,963
Posted By Cyp
By the way, there seems to be a problem with your...

By the way, there seems to be a problem with your forums, they seem to have been down for the last few months.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jan 2003, 15:19
Replies: 27
Irc
Views: 2,853
Posted By Cyp
There's a new forum??? What's wrong with the...

There's a new forum??? What's wrong with the usual one? (Apart from it being down for the last few months.)

Am I admin on the new forum too?
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jan 2003, 15:17
Replies: 23
Views: 2,611
Posted By Cyp
A-roon [X]

A-roon [X]
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jan 2003, 13:28
Replies: 27
Irc
Views: 2,853
Posted By Cyp
Only in a secret channel on an undisclosable...

Only in a secret channel on an undisclosable server.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jan 2003, 13:19
Replies: 4
irc
Views: 2,375
Posted By Cyp
There used to be one on the ******, or something...

There used to be one on the ******, or something like that, site, but doesn't seem to be there any more.

Edit: Huh??? Censored???
Forum: General Discussions 10 Jan 2003, 09:02
Replies: 33
Views: 4,427
Posted By Cyp
62.31.144.1

62.31.144.1
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jan 2003, 19:35
Replies: 20
Views: 3,794
Posted By Cyp
And now it seems the PA forums are responsible...

And now it seems the PA forums are responsible for sending yet another poor soul to Uni, instead of spending a year happily failing school...

It must be a conspiracy, the evil :banana: and :bunny:...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 5 Jan 2003, 09:47
Replies: 45
Views: 4,034
Posted By Cyp
Main thing needed to write readable code is...

Main thing needed to write readable code is probably a lack of comments. Nothing worse than spending 15 minutes trying to work out what a line of code is supposed to do, before realizing that it is a...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Dec 2002, 08:49
Replies: 6
Sig
Views: 2,471
Posted By Cyp
&Omega;hat's &omega;rong &omega;ith the letter...

&Omega;hat's &omega;rong &omega;ith the letter &Omega;? Is it a s&omega;ear &omega;ord in Greek?
Forum: General Discussions 19 Dec 2002, 14:19
Replies: 51
Views: 7,552
Posted By Cyp
A quote from a book "The secret knowlegde of...

A quote from a book "The secret knowlegde of grown-ups"

GROWN-UP RULE #37:

Drink plenty of milk.

OFFICIAL REASON:

It's good for you.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Dec 2002, 13:50
Replies: 88
Views: 8,317
Posted By Cyp
Complaining about you having bad grammar makes as...

Complaining about you having bad grammar makes as much sense as complaining that the moon is made of cheese. There is no point to either, and both claims are equally valid.

I believe there have...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Dec 2002, 22:58
Replies: 26
Views: 2,646
Posted By Cyp
A force acting on an object causes the object to...

A force acting on an object causes the object to move. Where on the object the force acts does not affect what the change in velocity of the object is.

It's just harder to apply a force a long way...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Dec 2002, 10:15
Replies: 39
Views: 3,296
Posted By Cyp
Yay... No censor??? Now I can post words...

Yay... No censor???

Now I can post words like cockroach, cockpit and cocktail.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Dec 2002, 09:47
Replies: 18
Views: 2,908
Posted By Cyp
Re: Changes

Got to general discussion without even noticing that the forums had been reordered...

Edit: 68 posts??!! :eek: I was between 1000-2000, as far as I know, maybe more...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Dec 2002, 09:09
Replies: 18
Views: 2,823
Posted By Cyp
&Omega;hy? All the spammers/etc...ers have moved...

&Omega;hy? All the spammers/etc...ers have moved to jolt forums, and forgotten that the PA forums exist.

Only the good posters remain. And soon the Jolt posters will be here too, to get a&omega;ay...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Dec 2002, 09:02
Replies: 39
Views: 108,103
Posted By Cyp
&Omega;ell, shouldn't &omega;e replace the sign...

&Omega;ell, shouldn't &omega;e replace the sign of the evil Devil &omega;ith the sign of the holy Godess?
Forum: Programming and Discussion 11 Dec 2002, 12:24
Replies: 10
Views: 2,333
Posted By Cyp
Re: Dynamic 2D arrays?

float **vertexA;
float *(vertexA[3]);
float (*vertexA)[3];

Probably one of the above, might be the one in the middle.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Dec 2002, 16:09
Replies: 27
Views: 3,629
Posted By Cyp
Oh well, I suppose everyone will be registering...

Oh well, I suppose everyone will be registering there... As for whether people are who they say they are, I guess it can be confirmed by posting here...

I'm Cyp on the new forums too.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Dec 2002, 15:47
Replies: 38
Views: 3,720
Posted By Cyp
Hmmm, so forums being moved really isn't just a...

Hmmm, so forums being moved really isn't just a DNS error??!

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

I can confirm that I am the same Cyp as on the strange new forums.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Dec 2002, 19:00
Replies: 8
Views: 3,492
Posted By Cyp
Can hear up to about 17-18kHz of that wave file...

Can hear up to about 17-18kHz of that wave file on my speakers, but I can clearly hear television hums of all normal televisions, so if television hums are 19kHz, then I have bad speakers...

Turns...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Dec 2002, 11:23
Replies: 71
Views: 11,343
Posted By Cyp
I suppose debating would be the sort of thing as,...

I suppose debating would be the sort of thing as, for a topic such as "Is football smart?", if one is on the "yes" team, arguing that due to FNT, Frontal Neuron Transfer, the neurons of the football...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Dec 2002, 19:53
Replies: 18
Views: 2,709
Posted By Cyp
To use some formulas to do with spheres, with...

To use some formulas to do with spheres, with ellipsoids, a linear transformation of coordinates should be able to change the whole system so the ellipsoid turns into a sphere, so the formulas can be...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Dec 2002, 19:37
Replies: 7
Views: 3,222
Posted By Cyp
Hypothetical situation: Country A suspects...

Hypothetical situation: Country A suspects Country B has mass destruction weapons capable of destroying Country A. Country A sends people to Country B. Although Country A doesn't find the mass...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Dec 2002, 07:15
Replies: 36
Views: 4,428
Posted By Cyp
Re: Last night.

I assume the reason for not trying to find out who she was, and not taking note of the address when you were leaving, was due to her smoking?
Forum: General Discussions 6 Dec 2002, 07:06
Replies: 8
Views: 3,084
Posted By Cyp
With minced meat, blended onion, tomato...

With minced meat, blended onion, tomato pur&eacute;, blended capsicum, blended carrots, tandoori or relevant spices, possibly paprika and a bit of water.

Turn minced meat brown with heat, mix with...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Dec 2002, 09:17
Replies: 41
Views: 3,877
Posted By Cyp
Re: Greenpeace breakoff raising Army

Mind if I borrow that link for another thread?
Forum: General Discussions 5 Dec 2002, 09:12
Replies: 42
Views: 3,721
Posted By Cyp
Textile industry destroys wool....

Textile industry destroys wool. (http://151.200.3.8/~vze29k6v/you.html)
Forum: General Discussions 5 Dec 2002, 08:42
Replies: 5
Views: 2,477
Posted By Cyp
There is no mention of the search being disabled...

There is no mention of the search being disabled in the article, and "Search is OFFLINE" doesn't say why...

And wouldn't searching reduce required bandwidth, since it saves downloading every page...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Dec 2002, 20:29
Replies: 41
Views: 3,877
Posted By Cyp
Damn, didn't realize it was a hoax, I thought...

Damn, didn't realize it was a hoax, I thought they had just changed the layout of the CNN site a bit. Perhaps something to do with the government sharing it's views on the general public, via the CNN...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Dec 2002, 09:53
Replies: 41
Views: 3,877
Posted By Cyp
Re: Greenpeace breakoff raising Army

Interesting article on that page. I don't think third world countries are fair targets, though. Probably just because they are easy targets. I think Greenearth helping shut down old nuclear...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 3 Dec 2002, 08:47
Replies: 13
Views: 3,308
Posted By Cyp
I normally just type #define PI...

I normally just type
#define PI 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825
#define PI2 (2.*PI)

(Or sometimes just cut and paste, if I can...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Dec 2002, 21:01
Replies: 19
Views: 2,872
Posted By Cyp
30 char min??? Guess there isn't a 30...

30 char min???

Guess there isn't a 30 character minimum...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Dec 2002, 08:12
Replies: 63
Views: 6,889
Posted By Cyp
The "right" of smokers to smoke near people,...

The "right" of smokers to smoke near people, because they feel like breathing in fumes is equivalent to the "right" of machinegun-operators to fire bullets at everyone, because they feel like...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Nov 2002, 07:25
Replies: 5
Views: 2,614
Posted By Cyp
Re: I just found the perfect Christmas prezzie for Cyp \o/

Hmmm, that's actually funny... :D

(Can't see much from the picture, just something that looks like a few triple integrals...)
Forum: General Discussions 28 Nov 2002, 07:38
Replies: 17
Views: 3,479
Posted By Cyp
Could also be one of those 3^3³s. Expect bad...

Could also be one of those 3^3³s. Expect bad things for the next 7625597484987 days, or 20.9 æons.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Nov 2002, 19:51
Replies: 16
Views: 3,201
Posted By Cyp
Re: Metaphysical ponderings on existence

Wouldn't that just be an ordinary cube?

(Or, perhaps a hyperhyperhexahedra made of 6 hyperpentahedra made of 5 tetrahedra.)
Forum: General Discussions 27 Nov 2002, 19:37
Replies: 24
Views: 3,322
Posted By Cyp
By the way, what code page is your location in?...

By the way, what code page is your location in? Is it "СОБОР ВАСИЛИЯ БЛАЖЕННОГО"?
Forum: General Discussions 27 Nov 2002, 15:08
Replies: 39
Views: 3,571
Posted By Cyp
How could someone get exactly FFFF(hex) posts?

How could someone get exactly FFFF(hex) posts?
Forum: General Discussions 27 Nov 2002, 09:13
Replies: 20
Views: 3,770
Posted By Cyp
Note the "!", meaning to multiply all whole...

Note the "!", meaning to multiply all whole numbers up to that number.



How come I can type the address of that site from memory?
Forum: General Discussions 26 Nov 2002, 18:55
Replies: 41
Views: 3,018
Posted By Cyp
"<pedant>" won't end up being xml complient on...

"<pedant>" won't end up being xml complient on these forums, as it automatically gets substituted with "&amp;lt;pedant&amp;gt;", so you might as well use square brackets to comply with vb standards for...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Nov 2002, 18:48
Replies: 41
Views: 3,018
Posted By Cyp
You should use the square brackets, to be...

You should use the square brackets, to be compatible with the forums. These forums don't allow HTML codes.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Nov 2002, 18:36
Replies: 21
Views: 4,016
Posted By Cyp
An odd-sounding article on the same site... ...

An odd-sounding article on the same site...

http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/6/28263.html
Forum: General Discussions 26 Nov 2002, 16:07
Replies: 12
Views: 5,078
Posted By Cyp
It's even worse. According to the superstring...

It's even worse. According to the superstring theory, the universe is made up of lots of little threads. Closing the threads would cause a change in the matter the universe is made of, and closing...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Nov 2002, 09:04
Replies: 37
Views: 4,426
Posted By Cyp
Clause 12 : Deleted board members taboo ...

Clause 12 : Deleted board members taboo

Board members are sometimes deleted, because they are discovered to be minions of darkness in disguise. As saying their names can summon them back from the...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Nov 2002, 15:14
Replies: 24
Views: 3,322
Posted By Cyp
And what about General Discussion 3 -...

And what about


General Discussion 3 - Everything is a joke with serious implications

General Discussion 4 - Everything is serious but sounds funny
Forum: General Discussions 24 Nov 2002, 23:17
Replies: 52
Views: 5,526
Posted By Cyp
According to statistics, you are completely...

According to statistics, you are completely correct.

Technological thefts in 2001 By America By Antarctica By Martians By Australia By Europe By Canada

Slightly...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Nov 2002, 15:36
Replies: 87
Views: 8,309
Posted By Cyp
Re: Hardest Video Game "Boss"?

[x]Enemy king, ChessMaster 9000

(Not sure what the version number actually is, but it's divisible by 1000.)
Forum: Programming and Discussion 21 Nov 2002, 07:53
Replies: 41
Views: 5,307
Posted By Cyp
I'd recommend learning C (C++ (not really much...

I'd recommend learning C (C++ (not really much difference)).

And since 3D games are made out of triangles nowadays, there would have to be some library that can draw triangles quickly. 10000...
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