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Forum: General Discussions 2 Jul 2004, 23:38
Replies: 51
Views: 5,406
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: What's your Pirate name?

Black Davy Rackham


Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham...
Forum: General Discussions 12 May 2004, 03:45
Replies: 25
Views: 2,867
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Most random picture

I'm not sure what it is either (http://img54.photobucket.com/albums/v164/Crack_monkey/guitar_thing.jpg)
Forum: General Discussions 19 Apr 2004, 15:25
Replies: 55
Views: 5,056
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Star Wars Names?

Smkeshwa, or Smkeshmi
Forum: General Discussions 16 Apr 2004, 07:04
Replies: 12
Views: 2,632
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: So i bought Stephen King's The Stand on DVD yesterday

It was originally a miniseries shown on network TV over the course of a week iirc. I think it was pretty popular too, but I don't know what kind of ratings it got or anything like that. From what I...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Apr 2004, 20:45
Replies: 9
Views: 2,782
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Freaky

I found that one a few days ago, what a wierd way to sell chicken sandwiches. He won't commit suicide, but he will die if you ask him to, even though he does get back up:/.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Apr 2004, 20:36
Replies: 62
Views: 6,539
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Games Games Games!

Tetris
Mario 1-3
Super Mario World
Zelda : link to the past
Mario Kart
Sonic 1-3
Goldeneye
Civ 2
Starcraft
Forum: General Discussions 7 Mar 2004, 05:14
Replies: 55
Views: 4,211
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: annoying game

Well that was one elaborate way to get out of a room.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2004, 19:32
Replies: 42
Views: 2,828
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: pranks needed for workmates PC

Go here (http://www.macros.com/download.htm) and download the software. This allows you to change macros, you can make it do things like go to specific website or close out the window every time they...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2004, 06:12
Replies: 26
Views: 2,960
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Skiddy didn't know what a "puggy" was.

They're called slot machines here, or collectively, slots.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2004, 05:26
Replies: 17
Views: 2,892
Posted By Crackmonkey
Forum: General Discussions 18 Feb 2004, 19:48
Replies: 14
Views: 1,800
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Nasal Hair

Just go to the store and test one out, if you don't like it then put it back and leave.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Feb 2004, 07:28
Replies: 32
Views: 3,046
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Famously Misheard Lyrics

Blinded by the light, I have no idea who sings it but it's famous for people misunderstanding the lyrics. Also the big ol' jet airliner song by the Steve Miller band and pretty much every song made...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Feb 2004, 20:24
Replies: 42
Views: 2,969
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: woman, washing machine, van

Have you thought about how to get it back out of the van?
Forum: General Discussions 9 Feb 2004, 18:41
Replies: 53
Views: 5,251
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Geek test

11.43984% - Geekish Tendencies
Forum: General Discussions 9 Feb 2004, 02:20
Replies: 35
Views: 3,055
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Red Bull Can Kill!!!

Well that makes a whole lot of sense. Any idea why?
Forum: General Discussions 8 Feb 2004, 20:36
Replies: 42
Views: 2,969
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: woman, washing machine, van

First get a dolly and some straps. With those you should be able to get it up to the van without too much trouble, getting it in there is another story. If you have a porch that you could back the...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Feb 2004, 08:17
Replies: 35
Views: 3,055
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Red Bull Can Kill!!!

You could just cut/break one can in half and use the sharp edges to cut yourself. Or you could just ask someone to beat you to death with the can.

By the way bawls has 80 mg/12 oz. according to...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Feb 2004, 01:25
Replies: 53
Views: 13,766
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: silly little game

39.28 for the longest, 0 for the shortest.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2004, 00:35
Replies: 9
Views: 2,357
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Katana, $44.95 - Irritating sales man getting wounded, priceless

I wonder if they still tried to sell them after that.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2004, 19:22
Replies: 3
Views: 1,686
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: what song is this?

Google is your friend.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jan 2004, 01:03
Replies: 17
Views: 1,799
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: is it rude?

I don't see how they would see it as rude, especially if it's for the same position.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jan 2004, 00:38
Replies: 17
Views: 2,720
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Pick me 20cool XBOX games

> Beyond good and Evil
> Counter Strike
> Deus X
> Max Payne 2
> Prince Of Persia
> Grand Theft Auto
> Grand Theft Auto Vice City
> xiii
> Need For Speed Underground
> Jedi Academy
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jan 2004, 17:41
Replies: 16
Views: 2,781
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: who the hell

Anyone who responds to that email with their credit card details deserves to be robbed blind.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jan 2004, 17:12
Replies: 16
Views: 2,781
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: who the hell

Credit cards for dyslexic people?
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jan 2004, 15:06
Replies: 39
Views: 2,794
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: The Top 10 Flash Movies of All Time

I get a virus warning when I try to open that link.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jan 2004, 03:13
Replies: 27
Views: 2,586
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: The man with the gaping anus is GONE

Apparently that's not the only petition going either, there's also this (http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?******) one which has more signatures.

On another note, am I the only one...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jan 2004, 03:52
Replies: 44
Views: 2,323
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Movie for tonight

None of those movies you listed were any good, and even though I never watched the glimmer man, any movie starring Steven Seagal is shit by default.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jan 2004, 01:56
Replies: 35
Views: 3,656
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Will gays lead car drivers astray?

Do Teachers Infect The Church With Aids?

Could Teenage Sex Strip Your Mortgage Of All Dignity?

Could Chris Morris Give Your Pension Cancer?

Do The French Lead Your House Astray?
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jan 2004, 23:23
Replies: 44
Views: 2,585
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Top Ten PS2 games

Tony Hawk Underground
Gran Turismo 3
Metal Gear Solid 2
GTA3
GTA Vice City
Ratchet and Clank
Ratchet and Clank: Going commando
Soul Calibur 2
Prince of Persia: The sands of time
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jan 2004, 07:07
Replies: 9
Views: 2,724
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: how do you post a link?

Or you can use the handy dandy hyperlink button when you 'go advanced'
Forum: General Discussions 29 Dec 2003, 09:12
Replies: 43
Views: 3,381
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Who's 2004 Calender do yuo have?

I got a far side calendar this year as a gift, I'll probably get around to actually hanging it up around february as usual since I never really use it. My brother got the outhouse calendar too.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Dec 2003, 09:57
Replies: 3
Views: 1,935
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Wal-Mart and Rotten

What's with you and rotten.com lately?
Forum: General Discussions 21 Dec 2003, 05:05
Replies: 6
Views: 1,609
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: It could just be me, but are these US Saliors giving their Captiors the finger???

There was a story on this a few years back, iirc the crew told them that it was a hawaiian good luck sign or something.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Dec 2003, 04:55
Replies: 24
Views: 3,417
Posted By Crackmonkey
Forum: General Discussions 20 Dec 2003, 04:37
Replies: 15
Views: 2,488
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: i got the job \o/

iirc that was a different job that some much more experienced person got.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Dec 2003, 07:19
Replies: 11
Views: 1,989
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: ITT We post the crappiest site one can find.

Giving his site some nice sound effects was a nice feature too :rolleyes:
Forum: General Discussions 15 Dec 2003, 05:35
Replies: 11
Views: 1,989
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: ITT We post the crappiest site one can find.

http://www.accessbrokerage.com/
Forum: General Discussions 15 Dec 2003, 01:09
Replies: 21
Views: 1,768
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Anyone work at a Game Store?

Certain stores have someone go around each place and buy something just to see if the person is doing their job properly, including suggesting pre-orders. The most they probably get is a free t-shirt...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Dec 2003, 01:15
Replies: 16
Views: 1,533
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: stalker songs

That 80's song where that guy keeps saying "I always feel like sombody's watching me" over and over.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Dec 2003, 21:46
Replies: 16
Views: 1,930
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: You aren't having the house bitch!

People say "I'd rather die than give you my house", but this guy really means it.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Dec 2003, 19:04
Replies: 13
Views: 1,767
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: New Forum Complaint

Go down a little further, there's a forum jump there with GD already selected, press go.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Dec 2003, 01:20
Replies: 63
Views: 5,267
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: This new forum sucks

Before the preview came up when it was only over the text of the topic, now it's coming up when the pointer is anywhere on the same line, so it pops up pretty much anytime I stop scrolling.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Dec 2003, 01:16
Replies: 63
Views: 5,267
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: This new forum sucks

I don't like that the thread preview pops up when I'm floating off to the side of the topic text, it's a bit annoying.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Dec 2003, 03:29
Replies: 33
Views: 2,225
Posted By Crackmonkey
Forum: General Discussions 5 Dec 2003, 01:35
Replies: 1
Views: 1,569
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: The Heberew Hammer

Comedy Central's movies seem to be crap in general, the last one they did was called knee high P.I. about some midget detective. I didn't watch that one, and I don't plan on watching this one.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Dec 2003, 18:33
Replies: 20
Views: 3,471
Posted By Crackmonkey
Forum: General Discussions 4 Dec 2003, 03:03
Replies: 18
Views: 2,248
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Today's "blonde moment of the day" award goes to...

award maybe? Anything other than that I have no idea.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Dec 2003, 19:40
Replies: 40
Views: 3,261
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: hey google

For serious. They were fifth cousins.


I also found .this (http://www.fdrlibrary.marist.edu/real/roosev41.rm) while searching for the exact info. It's scary what people will do to try and get...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Dec 2003, 18:57
Replies: 40
Views: 3,261
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: hey google

Actually it was, they were distant cousins.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Dec 2003, 18:44
Replies: 40
Views: 3,261
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: hey google

What's wrong with that statement?
Forum: General Discussions 2 Dec 2003, 06:44
Replies: 39
Views: 2,774
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: ITT Aryn swears

In that case you should make an example out of him to show all the other retards you're not to be messed with. Of course they are retards, so they probably just wouldn't get it.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Dec 2003, 06:41
Replies: 19
Views: 3,056
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: A crap way to waste 30 minutes

Last time I had to deal with the cable company, I had to repeat my phone number at least 5 times for verification etc. and the woman on the other line still got it wrong, insisting that the name on...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Dec 2003, 06:16
Replies: 39
Views: 2,774
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: ITT Aryn swears

Is it just me or do you have problems with really annoying guys?
Forum: General Discussions 29 Nov 2003, 05:58
Replies: 37
Views: 3,627
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Were anyones schooldays actually the best days of their life?

yeah but all the poor people froze to death
Forum: General Discussions 27 Nov 2003, 05:57
Replies: 188
Views: 10,270
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Mech stuff

The T-34 was not skeletal, nor have I heard of a skeletal tank. If you're talking about a metal frame covered in armor, that's another story.



Like Scoot951 said, the two extra legs would get...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Nov 2003, 18:27
Replies: 188
Views: 10,270
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Mech stuff

That thing is far from impossible to knock over. For one, do you have any idea what kind of recoil those huge cannons would have? The second they fire that thing is going to be on it's back, of not...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Nov 2003, 07:24
Replies: 188
Views: 10,270
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Mech stuff

It probably would be easier to breed 15 foot tall people than it would be to build a manuverable mech that could cut through buildings in seconds and has armor a meter thick.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Nov 2003, 07:18
Replies: 14
Views: 3,612
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Need For Speed Undergound

Does anyone have anything to say about this game other than 'it's cool' or 'go buy it now' ???
Forum: General Discussions 25 Nov 2003, 21:13
Replies: 188
Views: 10,270
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Mech stuff

You forgot the part where current technology comes into that
Forum: General Discussions 25 Nov 2003, 07:21
Replies: 6
Views: 2,838
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: [photoshop]

http://www.geocities.com/burritochimichanga/index.html?1069744573040
Forum: General Discussions 24 Nov 2003, 22:29
Replies: 188
Views: 10,270
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Mech stuff

That's great but you still would have trouble getting it to walk without tipping over. Also I would not want to pilot anything designed by a bunch of kids.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Nov 2003, 18:51
Replies: 33
Views: 3,821
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Get your sex bracelets here

They're just colored rubber bracelets, how exactly they work I don't know, but they've already been banned in some schools.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Nov 2003, 06:52
Replies: 14
Views: 2,902
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Atari + Melbourne House = .....

He's still a semi, just a funny looking one.

I don't expect much out of the transformers armada game coming out, but there is an old school transformers game being developed, which will most...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Nov 2003, 08:09
Replies: 27
Views: 3,615
Posted By Crackmonkey
Forum: General Discussions 21 Nov 2003, 05:39
Replies: 31
Views: 3,338
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: What do I do?

Tell your sister that he has herpes.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Nov 2003, 03:15
Replies: 20
Views: 4,167
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: hey americans

Well, they are going after the guy with the ball, for the most part. The offense blocks to give enough time to make a pass, or make holes in the defense for someone to run through. The defense tries...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Nov 2003, 02:41
Replies: 20
Views: 4,167
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: hey americans

What's RE?

I know very few people that attended sunday school or even go to church regularly, at least as far as I know.

er... Mexico, just a random choice, I really don't hate either country....
Forum: General Discussions 19 Nov 2003, 03:52
Replies: 22
Views: 3,886
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: This letter is worth a grand

so... where's the letter?
Forum: General Discussions 18 Nov 2003, 07:30
Replies: 55
Views: 7,492
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: my sister is a retard

I've heard of a few people who were happy with their tattoos, though none were female. I even saw a story about a man who had his father's tattoos cut off of him and tanned so he could put them up...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Nov 2003, 18:47
Replies: 15
Views: 2,686
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: My Dilema

If you go there will be trouble, but if you stay it will be double.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Nov 2003, 19:47
Replies: 15
Views: 3,134
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: an example of how crap the canadian postal system is

It's because thry want you to start sending ahead of the christmas rush. The postal system is a pretty shoddy operation as it is, and around christmas they have a lot more mail going everywhere, and...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Nov 2003, 22:05
Replies: 45
Views: 5,555
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: I'm an uncle!!!! \o/

Be sure to buy the kid one of the most loud annoying toys you can find, your sister will thank you.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Nov 2003, 21:59
Replies: 6
Views: 2,590
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Mmmm. lovely

Probably not, they would have had that freezerburnt taste to them.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Nov 2003, 01:22
Replies: 55
Views: 5,642
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: I can't get to sleep when my girlfriend is cuddling up to me in bed

Don't shower and she won't want to snuggle with you anymore.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Nov 2003, 19:00
Replies: 15
Views: 2,862
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Funny flash movies

http://members.cox.net/impunity/endofworld.swf
http://yoga.at.infoseek.co.jp/flash/kikkomaso.swf
http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/
http://starterupsteve.com/swf/Group_X_video.html...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Nov 2003, 04:48
Replies: 5
Views: 2,811
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: i go away for 5 mins

I think he means his avatar
Forum: General Discussions 11 Nov 2003, 00:08
Replies: 39
Views: 4,844
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Ebay challenge

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2963827483&category=11837
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2200614858&category=967
Forum: General Discussions 9 Nov 2003, 19:42
Replies: 28
Views: 3,912
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Remembering your childhood*

Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots
Army ants
Hot Wheels/Matchbox cars
Bravestar
Garbage pail kids
C.O.P.S
M.U.S.C.L.E. men
Forum: General Discussions 9 Nov 2003, 03:48
Replies: 18
Views: 2,516
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Id like to register my disappointment ....

If his friends are 13 year old girls it fits perfectly.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Nov 2003, 07:12
Replies: 107
Views: 9,948
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: crashtester and stuff

You couldn't put this in the other thread? Also all you're accomplishing by this is giving him the attention he's looking for.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Nov 2003, 04:54
Replies: 24
Views: 2,859
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: RIP Crash Holly

Owen Hart actually did die by falling some 50 feet and hitting his head on the turnbuckle at a live event.

I keep hearing about wrestlers dying lately, one of the older ones that wore the spiked...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Nov 2003, 00:31
Replies: 9
Views: 3,213
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: The quest to find the worlds most annoying internet advert is over

I clicked about a bit but didn't see any overly annoying ads either. Maybe you're just seeing things.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Nov 2003, 19:29
Replies: 151
Views: 11,720
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Matrix: Revolutions *spoilers*

That was the other team that went in, I forget who it was because they were not really introduced (go figure).
Forum: General Discussions 5 Nov 2003, 03:56
Replies: 12
Views: 3,890
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: my lava lamp just broke

Broke as in stopped working or broke as in fell on the floor and spilled everywhere?
Forum: General Discussions 5 Nov 2003, 01:08
Replies: 9
Views: 2,376
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: How to aquire an ironing board in 4 easy steps

I hope you at least remembered to get your toaster back.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Nov 2003, 20:01
Replies: 17
Views: 4,051
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Roms

From what I understand, you still have to own a legitimate copy of the game. This only means now you can legally circumvent copy protection to make a copy, since the hardware is obsolete....
Forum: General Discussions 3 Nov 2003, 18:45
Replies: 18
Views: 3,389
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Tv liscences?

Ok, I guess that sort of makes sense. I take it they dont have advertisements then?
Forum: General Discussions 3 Nov 2003, 18:35
Replies: 18
Views: 3,389
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Tv liscences?

You need a license do have a TV over there? What sort of purpose does that serve?
Forum: General Discussions 3 Nov 2003, 18:30
Replies: 24
Views: 3,836
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: chess

Playing online is good for experience but you might not learn as well as if you're plating someone in person. If you know someone who you can play against in person it would probably be best, since...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Nov 2003, 06:17
Replies: 3
Views: 2,769
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Oi Buy This

My sister still writtes her name on random pieces of paper, she's 23.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Oct 2003, 22:56
Replies: 3
Views: 2,691
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: log tables

That's not what Huey Lewis says
Forum: General Discussions 30 Oct 2003, 19:12
Replies: 37
Views: 4,293
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: trick or treating is glorified begging

I guess that's a good idea up until you forget to buy eggs or flour when you go grocery shopping.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Oct 2003, 03:08
Replies: 29
Views: 3,694
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Webcams = not for the dumb

Nice of him to make it nice and big so everyone can read his cc number a lot easier.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Oct 2003, 18:39
Replies: 18
Views: 3,702
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: University Survey

Maps
Drivers Manual
Ice Scraper
sun glasses
Change (money)
Umbrella
small monkey
Tool kit
Tire pump
Car Jack
Forum: General Discussions 27 Oct 2003, 18:50
Replies: 11
Views: 2,757
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Har Mar Superstar

No, but I've heard of Mel Farr superstar, is that close enough?

(probably not)
Forum: General Discussions 26 Oct 2003, 20:12
Replies: 9
Views: 2,481
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: what a great game!

If it goes too high it's a miss :/. I can get to the third level then I might as well try closing my eyes because I just might have more luck that way.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Oct 2003, 05:56
Replies: 9
Views: 2,518
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: never talk to muffin trees

Well somebody made up the word beefcake at some point too, that doesn't make it not a word.

cheese·cake n.
2. Informal. Photographs of minimally attired women.

got this one out of...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Oct 2003, 04:30
Replies: 9
Views: 2,518
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: never talk to muffin trees

I wish I had some muffins now :/
Forum: General Discussions 25 Oct 2003, 19:38
Replies: 6
Views: 2,566
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: First Demo

After a few move the camera jumps from point to point for me, sometimes it will hang in the center position. Also as far as the game goes it keeps declaring a winner when there is no connect 4.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Oct 2003, 19:10
Replies: 18
Views: 2,838
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Drug addicts at your door

How did you get his mom's phone number?
Forum: General Discussions 24 Oct 2003, 04:12
Replies: 83
Views: 8,760
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Roses are red

It's not tough once you stop trying to think so hard about it.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Oct 2003, 23:37
Replies: 8
Views: 3,348
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Risk

I have a missionrisk game well past it's limit, all it does is make me wait 10 seconds or so before I can click the 'register later' button.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Oct 2003, 15:52
Replies: 7
Views: 2,597
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: When I Get Arrested In A High-Profile Case

If you cover up your face they're just going to show your mug shot instead, so you better make it a good one.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Oct 2003, 18:04
Replies: 23
Views: 3,205
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Weekly Wisdom from Your Forum Admin - Jammy Jim

Where were her shoes during all of this?
Forum: General Discussions 21 Oct 2003, 06:21
Replies: 53
Views: 7,080
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: help me get rid of a coworker :\

You could piss him off to a point where he's a total asshole(moreso than he is already) and make him look worse than he already is. If he says anything threatening to anyone, then you could tell your...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Oct 2003, 19:02
Replies: 10
Views: 3,060
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Can you see a link here ?

You've got it the wrong way around, Al Qaeda is a front for Jarvis!
Forum: General Discussions 20 Oct 2003, 18:56
Replies: 10
Views: 3,060
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Can you see a link here ?

I don't see a link, but I'm guessing it has something to do with trains.....
Forum: General Discussions 19 Oct 2003, 03:50
Replies: 10
Views: 2,977
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Emulatory Shenanigans!

Sorry, Megadrive and Genesis are the same thing, I forgot that it had a different name.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Oct 2003, 03:40
Replies: 10
Views: 2,977
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Emulatory Shenanigans!

SNES:
Legend of Zelda: a link to the past
Mario all stars
Super Metroid
Super Mario World
Contra 3
Final Fantasy 3
Chrono Trigger
Castlevania 4
Super Mario Kart
Forum: General Discussions 18 Oct 2003, 22:40
Replies: 12
Views: 2,992
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: I Think The Dark One Should be Made Moderator

'at least it's not the replicating window one'
Forum: General Discussions 18 Oct 2003, 19:48
Replies: 15
Views: 3,671
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Spritney Bears

That's erm.......scary
Forum: General Discussions 18 Oct 2003, 18:28
Replies: 25
Views: 3,752
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: What will the Browns call their new baby?

Or maybe Fanny Brown, har de har har
Forum: General Discussions 18 Oct 2003, 06:42
Replies: 20
Views: 3,399
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: What's in a name?

I've had many different nicknames, but even if I had one that stuck it wouldn't be something I would legally change my name to, especailly if it was the name of an object.

And I've never heard of...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Oct 2003, 23:57
Replies: 19
Views: 3,162
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Bloody planes...

I don't think there's really anything you can do about it short of shooting at them as they pass. They could really care less who gets disturbed by planes flying overhead. Maybe if you were insanely...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Oct 2003, 17:39
Replies: 34
Views: 4,451
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Okay, so this girl wants to see a movie with me.

Go out with her. Is it really that hard?
Forum: General Discussions 17 Oct 2003, 17:33
Replies: 6
Views: 2,925
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: trying to identify yon piece of classical music

I'd try to help you but I don't want to listen to redman, even just the beginning.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Oct 2003, 02:40
Replies: 2
Views: 2,480
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: If I were looking for

The only thing I've heard them called is a spring loaded sleeve holster. I'm not sure if there's any official name for it, and I've never seen one for sale. You might want to look into finding movie...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Oct 2003, 18:16
Replies: 41
Views: 3,365
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Yet another legal thread.

You could bring a stick along to poke it through, or put it in halfway and give a nice swift kick to shoot it the rest of the way.

I know I'm not much help, you don't have to tell me.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Oct 2003, 18:07
Replies: 20
Views: 3,058
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Im looking for a song (unspecific details inside,)

Rock & roll part 2 sounds like the one you're looking for.

Sort of a - da na na na... hey! .... da na na na..... with clapping along with the beat.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Oct 2003, 20:00
Replies: 25
Views: 3,124
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: so i'm at school now

Lucky for me I'm not required to take intro to computers or some other such thing.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Oct 2003, 19:01
Replies: 13
Views: 2,645
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Scottlands son's! You have been chosen!

I would want to murder someone too had I seen that movie 100+ times.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Oct 2003, 18:03
Replies: 25
Views: 3,124
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: so i'm at school now

You're paying someone to teach you that? Just press F1 and save yourself the money.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Oct 2003, 05:57
Replies: 17
Views: 3,097
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: are you bald? (shaven-headed)

If your hair is getting thinner then you might just want to enjoy it while you still have it.

Of course I'm not really one that should be giving advice on haircuts since I haven't had a 'proper'...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Oct 2003, 00:54
Replies: 8
Views: 3,614
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Help! Google has failed me :(

Google doesn't like me much either, my search turned up a rant about Al Sharpton, apartment listings, and someone who mistook the words 'Marie Claire' as 'My eclair'......
Forum: General Discussions 13 Oct 2003, 02:59
Replies: 4
Views: 2,443
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: This is probably old...

You're worried about dignity here??
Forum: General Discussions 12 Oct 2003, 23:10
Replies: 36
Views: 3,724
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: ideas for revenge

Pouring a little bit of milk may not work, it will most likely dry up before the smell becomes an issue. If you can find a spot to hide something, get one of those little single serving milk cartons...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Oct 2003, 01:02
Replies: 28
Views: 3,754
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: sniping ebay auctions

I believe it's a site where it enters your bid during the last 30 seconds or so.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Oct 2003, 01:01
Replies: 10
Views: 3,153
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Film Script

The guy can't remember where he parked his car, there's a year's supply of pudding in the fridge, and his girlfriend dumped him for forgetting their anniversary. He bought her a gift which is in the...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Oct 2003, 22:11
Replies: 12
Views: 3,257
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: A test to map out your... outstandingness

I must not be very outstanding. My friend google tells me they're a folk metal act from Norway though...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Oct 2003, 21:00
Replies: 24
Views: 3,839
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: How much would it cost

Free self installation? I would hope it's free if they make you install it yourself.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Oct 2003, 16:22
Replies: 13
Views: 3,105
Posted By Crackmonkey
Forum: General Discussions 8 Oct 2003, 04:10
Replies: 63
Views: 6,510
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: I'm English, therefore...

Peanut butter cookies are good, but I still prefer chocolate chip.

Maybe I should put chocolate chips into peanut butter cookies though, now theres an idea I'll have to try. Then again I cba to...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Oct 2003, 03:34
Replies: 63
Views: 6,510
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: I'm English, therefore...

Celery is only good with peanut butter, any other way, it's a stick of water.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Oct 2003, 00:10
Replies: 21
Views: 3,425
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: help! i need your wittiness

It's been udderly enjoya-bull

and if you can't draw then you can always make the moo cow pattern on it or something.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Oct 2003, 18:02
Replies: 21
Views: 3,159
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: a liitle quiz

1. The Matrix
2. Dogma
3. Independence Day
6. The Matrix
7. Jurassic Park
8. DIe Hard
10. Rush Hour (or was in RH2??)
11. Airplane!
12. Armageddon
13. Spaceballs
Forum: General Discussions 6 Oct 2003, 20:16
Replies: 131
Views: 10,164
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Petition to remove the new smilies.

At least get rid of the horribly huge ones like :bsflag: and :usa:
Forum: General Discussions 6 Oct 2003, 18:47
Replies: 3
Views: 2,414
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Mo Mo Mo Mo Monkeh!

I am the monkey.
I can go anywhere.

Including here,

And here ,

And here.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Oct 2003, 18:05
Replies: 10
Views: 3,154
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Grand Theft Auto - Vice City

If you drive far enough away from the building the helicopter will re spawn. You could try driving down the road to see if the police station has one in the roof, if not then just go back to the...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Oct 2003, 16:09
Replies: 8
Views: 3,340
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Flee !

......again?
Forum: General Discussions 4 Oct 2003, 03:35
Replies: 16
Views: 2,843
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Make it go away!

Or worse.....
Forum: General Discussions 4 Oct 2003, 02:05
Replies: 4
Views: 5,829
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: The telescope game

1)before moving the ball, move the bottom right scope up.(the one on the bottom line just under the hole) 2)Now move the one on the very far right into that one. 3) move the bottom right one back...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Oct 2003, 20:17
Replies: 4
Views: 5,829
Posted By Crackmonkey
The telescope game

Since the first thread is gone, here it is again.

http://www.dyson.co.uk/game/default.asp

GM level 8:

take the ball with the right red one, move the blue one down in front of the red one on...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Oct 2003, 19:56
Replies: 46
Views: 5,575
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: test

hmm, I can read the first post just by floating over the topic. Nice feature.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Oct 2003, 19:22
Replies: 9
Views: 4,977
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: threads n replies

http://www.dyson.co.uk/game/default.asp

well here's the link for the game, once I remember how to do GM lvl 8 I'll tell you.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Sep 2003, 00:17
Replies: 20
Views: 2,860
Posted By Crackmonkey
works for me, IE 5

works for me, IE 5
Forum: General Discussions 29 Sep 2003, 21:58
Replies: 30
Views: 3,975
Posted By Crackmonkey
I was thrown from my bike onto the sidewalk. ...

I was thrown from my bike onto the sidewalk.

or maybe

I fell from my bike and hit the ground.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Sep 2003, 21:35
Replies: 13
Views: 3,385
Posted By Crackmonkey
Tey finding a phone number for the pulisher,...

Tey finding a phone number for the pulisher, someitmes you can order it directly from them, and even though it's usually about the same price as anywhere else, there's always the possibilty of it...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Sep 2003, 06:10
Replies: 5
Views: 2,954
Posted By Crackmonkey
When asked what his next world record achievement...

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Indy said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".


Yeah, I'd say it was pretty...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Sep 2003, 01:54
Replies: 4
Views: 2,824
Posted By Crackmonkey
There was a guy I went to school with that...

There was a guy I went to school with that accidentaly set his pants on fire doing this.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Sep 2003, 02:36
Replies: 22
Views: 5,049
Posted By Crackmonkey
ARRR matey! Avast ye land lovers! batten down the...

ARRR matey! Avast ye land lovers! batten down the hatches and er.... whatever you do after that....
Forum: General Discussions 18 Sep 2003, 20:36
Replies: 4
Views: 3,117
Posted By Crackmonkey
I'd read it but I cba to create an account there

I'd read it but I cba to create an account there
Forum: General Discussions 18 Sep 2003, 20:29
Replies: 30
Views: 4,673
Posted By Crackmonkey
There's also Record of Lodoss war, Ghost in the...

There's also Record of Lodoss war, Ghost in the Shell, and Ninja Scroll (unless that's what you meant by some ninja crap)
Those are the only ones I can think of that haven't been mentioned here.
...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Sep 2003, 22:09
Replies: 29
Views: 10,118
Posted By Crackmonkey
Oh well that clears it all up...

Oh well that clears it all up...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Sep 2003, 17:41
Replies: 53
Views: 6,719
Posted By Crackmonkey
Seems to work for that cartoon head guy in the...

Seems to work for that cartoon head guy in the commercial......
Forum: General Discussions 16 Sep 2003, 19:39
Replies: 13
Views: 3,184
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: evading the ****blockers

There's part of your problem
Forum: General Discussions 16 Sep 2003, 04:00
Replies: 19
Views: 4,401
Posted By Crackmonkey
And you couldn't possibly think that people see...

And you couldn't possibly think that people see you as a drunken idiot.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Sep 2003, 19:27
Replies: 30
Views: 5,140
Posted By Crackmonkey
The blame is on the parents. They should have...

The blame is on the parents. They should have been paying attention to the fact that those kids were playing a game that nobody under the age of 18 is supposed to be able to purchase. On top of...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Sep 2003, 23:28
Replies: 4
Views: 3,082
Posted By Crackmonkey
I especially like the ads for 'surfin the net...

I especially like the ads for 'surfin the net with Jesus' and the 'what would Jesus do' thong.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Sep 2003, 01:56
Replies: 13
Views: 3,962
Posted By Crackmonkey
dear god no

dear god no
Forum: General Discussions 11 Sep 2003, 19:04
Replies: 22
Views: 4,043
Posted By Crackmonkey
Most people can't name the 'challenger' (cant...

Most people can't name the 'challenger' (cant think of a better word for that) until they're chosen to run.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Sep 2003, 19:49
Replies: 53
Views: 6,018
Posted By Crackmonkey
And then he could learn special powers from a...

And then he could learn special powers from a green muppet and use them to kill his father...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Sep 2003, 06:14
Replies: 53
Views: 6,018
Posted By Crackmonkey
Yes, and I hate them too :/

Yes, and I hate them too :/
Forum: General Discussions 19 Aug 2003, 05:55
Replies: 31
Views: 4,591
Posted By Crackmonkey
I never quite got that. If it gives you a speedy...

I never quite got that. If it gives you a speedy feeling, wouldn't you want that to be the last thing you would want a kid with ADHD to have? It seems to work on them to some degree though....
Forum: General Discussions 1 Aug 2003, 05:53
Replies: 20
Views: 3,556
Posted By Crackmonkey
All I remember about my last dream is some lady...

All I remember about my last dream is some lady singing some song that I got stuck in my head for an hour after I woke up. Don't remember the song now though, it was some made up crap that came from...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jul 2003, 05:44
Replies: 12
Views: 2,911
Posted By Crackmonkey
Why do you need to find the sig if you already...

Why do you need to find the sig if you already know what it said?

I can't say I've seen that before though, sorry.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jul 2003, 06:05
Replies: 17
Views: 3,023
Posted By Crackmonkey
Next time don't buy computer parts from thrift...

Next time don't buy computer parts from thrift stores.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2003, 21:07
Replies: 21
Views: 3,262
Posted By Crackmonkey
Yes, copying it would be much easier than storing...

Yes, copying it would be much easier than storing it in a liquid or polishing off the opaque surface. I don't see piracy increasing though since you could do the same with a rental.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jul 2003, 06:03
Replies: 67
Views: 7,341
Posted By Crackmonkey
I just sorta made it up one day, it was actually...

I just sorta made it up one day, it was actually a bit more original back then though. I've gone through many nicks in the past, For a long time I used Phoenix, but then everybody and their brother...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2003, 05:24
Replies: 41
Views: 4,496
Posted By Crackmonkey
For the last mission: What I did was I sat...

For the last mission:

What I did was I sat right outside the door of the office with my colt python, tapping the aim button so I shot anyone that came through any door until whats his face come...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jul 2003, 07:36
Replies: 10
Views: 2,477
Posted By Crackmonkey
I went there for two weeks earlier this year,...

I went there for two weeks earlier this year, partly to get away from the cold rainy days here in Michigan. I got there and it rained the first week I was there :/

Everybody else there seemed to...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jul 2003, 07:20
Replies: 38
Views: 3,684
Posted By Crackmonkey
Get some religious pamphlets before you go, or...

Get some religious pamphlets before you go, or make some if you can't find any. If they mention anything about you going to church with them, just say, "oh no, I'm afraid I can't go to your church,...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jul 2003, 06:54
Replies: 37
Views: 4,350
Posted By Crackmonkey
And I have been living in a cave for the past week

And I have been living in a cave for the past week
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jul 2003, 06:20
Replies: 37
Views: 4,350
Posted By Crackmonkey
I hope for all our sakes that you're kidding.

I hope for all our sakes that you're kidding.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jul 2003, 05:08
Replies: 49
Views: 3,832
Posted By Crackmonkey
Let's see... there's the stripclub, the boat...

Let's see... there's the stripclub, the boat yard, the car dealership, and the ice cream place. I may be missing one, but I can't remember any more.

And I don't remember a boat in the last...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jul 2003, 04:42
Replies: 49
Views: 3,832
Posted By Crackmonkey
It's more than just the print works missions, you...

It's more than just the print works missions, you have to have collectable money at a certain amount of locations, hence the two fat gangsters on one dirtbike mission.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jul 2003, 15:55
Replies: 49
Views: 3,832
Posted By Crackmonkey
Couldn't say exactly, just go around and make...

Couldn't say exactly, just go around and make sure you have all of the properties and done any such missions they might require you to do to get money from them. You should get a phone call opening...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jul 2003, 15:48
Replies: 29
Views: 3,772
Posted By Crackmonkey
I always thought chin ups/pull ups were different...

I always thought chin ups/pull ups were different dependig un which way your hands are turned...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jul 2003, 15:19
Replies: 49
Views: 3,832
Posted By Crackmonkey
The last mission opens up the apache, unless you...

The last mission opens up the apache, unless you can collect 100 packages first.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jul 2003, 07:09
Replies: 6
Views: 2,597
Posted By Crackmonkey
I hate mosquitos...I once got so swarmed with...

I hate mosquitos...I once got so swarmed with them my face looked like somebody smacked me repeatedly with a 2x4. Try not scratching at that sometime.

...actually just never let that happen to you.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jun 2003, 06:16
Replies: 23
Views: 3,738
Posted By Crackmonkey
Just build an intersection by crossing two...

Just build an intersection by crossing two roadways, zone one of each type (residential, commercial, industrial). Start out with light density because it's cheaper, you can always re zone it later if...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Jun 2003, 04:59
Replies: 14
Views: 3,460
Posted By Crackmonkey
Gran Turismo 3 War of the Monsters Need for...

Gran Turismo 3
War of the Monsters
Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit 2
SSX Tricky
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jun 2003, 06:06
Replies: 31
Views: 4,024
Posted By Crackmonkey
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 05:03
Replies: 36
Views: 3,622
Posted By Crackmonkey
the pause/break button

the pause/break button
Forum: General Discussions 14 May 2003, 06:00
Replies: 34
Views: 4,239
Posted By Crackmonkey
onions

onions
Forum: General Discussions 9 May 2003, 04:49
Replies: 37
Views: 3,701
Posted By Crackmonkey
Just leave the garden hose running for a few days...

Just leave the garden hose running for a few days or so, you'll have a nice pond going for yourself after a while. Ok, more like a swamp unless you dig a hole....

but hey, it's the thought that...
Forum: General Discussions 8 May 2003, 04:35
Replies: 60
Views: 7,159
Posted By Crackmonkey
none :/

none :/
Forum: General Discussions 1 May 2003, 05:38
Replies: 23
Views: 3,226
Posted By Crackmonkey
The second two could be done without wishes, just...

The second two could be done without wishes, just superglue some ciggies and a lighter into your pocket and remove your teeth :).
Forum: General Discussions 1 May 2003, 05:07
Replies: 36
Views: 4,858
Posted By Crackmonkey
Second Level of Hell ...

Second Level of Hell

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Apr 2003, 05:23
Replies: 86
Views: 10,237
Posted By Crackmonkey
I would have to say that spice girls movie that...

I would have to say that spice girls movie that came out quite a while ago. Unfortunately I was forced to sit through that horrid excuse for a movie.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2003, 05:53
Replies: 17
Views: 3,181
Posted By Crackmonkey
lack of a better thing to do?

lack of a better thing to do?
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2003, 05:35
Replies: 8
Views: 2,765
Posted By Crackmonkey
You can't believe everything you hear, especially...

You can't believe everything you hear, especially from crazy people. And yes, that article was :down: :rolleyes:
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2003, 05:27
Replies: 16
Views: 3,034
Posted By Crackmonkey
or 9 (now) depending on whether or not you count...

or 9 (now) depending on whether or not you count him replying to himself
Forum: General Discussions 14 Apr 2003, 04:14
Replies: 12
Views: 2,536
Posted By Crackmonkey
I don't have any lights on my modem...

I don't have any lights on my modem...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Apr 2003, 03:53
Replies: 24
Views: 3,332
Posted By Crackmonkey
I thought she vas vind. I never found any of them...

I thought she vas vind. I never found any of them hot btw, even for a cartoon.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Apr 2003, 08:17
Replies: 10
Views: 2,945
Posted By Crackmonkey
haiku

mark mark he's our man
MrL_JaKiri the
only decent mod

Sandsnake is a yank
the king of the random mod
tis he i need thank
*
JBOY is a fag
Roleplay, Mod, Spammer, and sleeps
Forum: General Discussions 6 Apr 2003, 06:42
Replies: 7
Views: 3,244
Posted By Crackmonkey
I've wondered that myself. Also how is the cement...

I've wondered that myself. Also how is the cement block with the metal ring on top involved in this?
Forum: General Discussions 3 Apr 2003, 05:45
Replies: 57
Views: 6,874
Posted By Crackmonkey
I had AOL for a while, hated it. I would almost...

I had AOL for a while, hated it. I would almost always have to try to connect more than once whenever I wanted to log on. Not only that, but once I got connected the connection would freeze from time...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Mar 2003, 05:28
Replies: 15
Views: 3,321
Posted By Crackmonkey
More like skimming through them, I happened to...

More like skimming through them, I happened to catch it as I was scrolling down reading about every one out of ten.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Mar 2003, 05:18
Replies: 15
Views: 3,321
Posted By Crackmonkey
how did the beginning of #15 end up at the end of...

how did the beginning of #15 end up at the end of #100?
Forum: General Discussions 26 Mar 2003, 05:58
Replies: 18
Views: 3,263
Posted By Crackmonkey
If someone gave you an insane amount of money to...

If someone gave you an insane amount of money to make a desperate attempt at singing a cover song, chances are you would do it.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Mar 2003, 05:23
Replies: 4
Views: 2,653
Posted By Crackmonkey
Exactly what sort of competition is this? What...

Exactly what sort of competition is this? What does the winner get? If the prize was a giant cheese wheel then the topic of the paper would be what you like about cheese, or what you intend to do...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Mar 2003, 04:49
Replies: 6
Views: 2,739
Posted By Crackmonkey
Why shouldn't americans try it? It seems to work...

Why shouldn't americans try it? It seems to work fine here, and I see nothing offensive about a helicopter version of the worm game.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Mar 2003, 04:35
Replies: 16
Views: 3,872
Posted By Crackmonkey
I'm "mobile"...

I'm "mobile" (http://www.sushi-tsunami.com/va/stuff/tests/avril/5.gif) , though I pretty much figured out that I was considering my legs work and all (the caption doesn't fit me at all btw).
Forum: General Discussions 17 Mar 2003, 07:34
Replies: 22
Views: 3,242
Posted By Crackmonkey
:eek: :) :D :o :cool: :) :eek: :) :rolleyes:

:eek: :) :D
:o :cool: :)
:eek: :) :rolleyes:
Forum: General Discussions 14 Mar 2003, 06:13
Replies: 5
Views: 2,704
Posted By Crackmonkey
I've only heard good things about baldur's gate,...

I've only heard good things about baldur's gate, and absolutely nothing about the ROF game. Games based on movies are usually pretty crap anyways so I would go with BG.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Mar 2003, 19:20
Replies: 41
Views: 3,696
Posted By Crackmonkey
Don't get them sent USPS, at least not during the...

Don't get them sent USPS, at least not during the winter. Not unless you like fishsicles anyway.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Mar 2003, 18:49
Replies: 32
Views: 3,005
Posted By Crackmonkey
so why can't you just wish for a miracle?

so why can't you just wish for a miracle?
Forum: General Discussions 19 Feb 2003, 21:58
Replies: 33
Views: 5,223
Posted By Crackmonkey
I pretty much knew what results I would get , but...

I pretty much knew what results I would get , but here it is anyway: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=kevin+smith

Yes, I am Silent Bob.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Feb 2003, 07:35
Replies: 91
Views: 8,455
Posted By Crackmonkey
I like cheese

I like cheese
Forum: General Discussions 12 Feb 2003, 19:12
Replies: 17
Views: 2,701
Posted By Crackmonkey
And just what are you trying to say here?:p

And just what are you trying to say here?:p
Forum: General Discussions 12 Feb 2003, 08:10
Replies: 37
Views: 4,302
Posted By Crackmonkey
they should play such a...

they should play such a...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Feb 2003, 08:05
Replies: 37
Views: 4,302
Posted By Crackmonkey
planetarion, the dumbest thing they...

planetarion, the dumbest thing they...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Feb 2003, 08:01
Replies: 37
Views: 4,302
Posted By Crackmonkey
idea of a browser based...

idea of a browser based...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Feb 2003, 07:59
Replies: 37
Views: 4,302
Posted By Crackmonkey
them because they were very...

them because they were very...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Feb 2003, 07:54
Replies: 37
Views: 4,302
Posted By Crackmonkey
to kill the bears and...

to kill the bears and...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Feb 2003, 07:52
Replies: 37
Views: 4,302
Posted By Crackmonkey
work so they got some...

work so they got some...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Feb 2003, 07:48
Replies: 37
Views: 4,302
Posted By Crackmonkey
a flamethrower made out of...

a flamethrower made out of...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Feb 2003, 07:44
Replies: 37
Views: 4,302
Posted By Crackmonkey
piece of beef jerky and...

piece of beef jerky and...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Feb 2003, 07:37
Replies: 37
Views: 4,302
Posted By Crackmonkey
polar bears that had been...

polar bears that had been...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Feb 2003, 07:29
Replies: 37
Views: 4,302
Posted By Crackmonkey
...monkeys that like to eat...

...monkeys that like to eat...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Feb 2003, 06:46
Replies: 41
Views: 3,893
Posted By Crackmonkey
Bon Jovi Aerosmith Madonna Rick James- ...

Bon Jovi
Aerosmith
Madonna
Rick James-
Air supply
Wham
Men at work
Police
Cyndi Lauper
Stevie Wonder
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 11 Feb 2003, 21:59
Replies: 4
Views: 6,980
Posted By Crackmonkey
changing IRQ's

My soundcard and modem are both using IRQ 3, so if I try to use the modem without disabling the soundcard my computer begins to lock up. I've tried uninstallind/reinstalling both devices and swapping...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Feb 2003, 06:42
Replies: 9
Views: 2,971
Posted By Crackmonkey
I've actually had to take a field trip there in...

I've actually had to take a field trip there in 11th grade. Not what I would call the ideal place to be on valentine's day.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Feb 2003, 06:32
Replies: 27
Views: 3,456
Posted By Crackmonkey
Not going to be much of a surprise then is it??...

Not going to be much of a surprise then is it?? At least you have a color for the fourth wall now.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Feb 2003, 05:24
Replies: 27
Views: 3,456
Posted By Crackmonkey
Just each pick a wall and paint it however you...

Just each pick a wall and paint it however you like. Leave the fourth wall the way it is, or whichever one looks best.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Feb 2003, 05:21
Replies: 15
Views: 3,350
Posted By Crackmonkey
This whole thing just sounds like people are...

This whole thing just sounds like people are running out of ideas. I mean come on, a clock on the back of your head??
Forum: General Discussions 7 Feb 2003, 21:57
Replies: 26
Views: 3,195
Posted By Crackmonkey
I don't know but I'm not interested in XXX...

I don't know but I'm not interested in XXX grandmas either :(
Forum: General Discussions 5 Feb 2003, 05:08
Replies: 41
Views: 5,005
Posted By Crackmonkey
windows 98...

windows 98 (http://bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2003/01/os_quiz/windows_98.jpg)
Forum: General Discussions 3 Feb 2003, 05:42
Replies: 8
Views: 3,106
Posted By Crackmonkey
let's see, 3 1 1..... 3-1=2, and theres still a 1...

let's see, 3 1 1..... 3-1=2, and theres still a 1 left over, so you have 2 1 now. YES! sollog is......an idiot, I suppose if you tried hard enough you could make 3 1 1 into just about anything.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Feb 2003, 05:53
Replies: 36
Views: 7,980
Posted By Crackmonkey
I don't really go anywhere right now, so I...

I don't really go anywhere right now, so I supposethis (http://www.michigan.gov/bwuc/0,1607,7-161----,00.html) would be the most appropriate site for me atm :/ .
Forum: General Discussions 27 Jan 2003, 06:21
Replies: 45
Poll: Imho
Views: 5,591
Posted By Crackmonkey
boy, and all this time I thought people were...

boy, and all this time I thought people were talking about butter (Land O' Lakes)
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jan 2003, 05:28
Replies: 14
Views: 3,628
Posted By Crackmonkey
I thought the initial package made it to the...

I thought the initial package made it to the lady's husband(or whoever it was) who was presumably chating on her, and the one that made it on the island was the one he was sending back to her. At...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jan 2003, 07:40
Replies: 32
Views: 3,960
Posted By Crackmonkey
People actually like that song?

People actually like that song?
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jan 2003, 07:34
Replies: 42
Views: 4,241
Posted By Crackmonkey
He became like a living lightning bolt or some...

He became like a living lightning bolt or some crap and had to wear a containment suit. Don't ask me how.

edit: I got boredhttp://www.classicgaming.com/ummxzw/mm3/Guides/ElectricBlueSuperman.html
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jan 2003, 19:44
Replies: 10
Views: 3,256
Posted By Crackmonkey
Could have been someone on the rugby team then,...

Could have been someone on the rugby team then, or at least someone who knew there was a big chunk of cash in there..
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jan 2003, 06:24
Replies: 58
Views: 7,481
Posted By Crackmonkey
Dubya is after the oil. That is why the US is...

Dubya is after the oil. That is why the US is going to war with Iraq.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Dec 2002, 20:46
Replies: 26
Wtc
Views: 3,491
Posted By Crackmonkey
There really should be a 'none of the above' vote...

There really should be a 'none of the above' vote in this poll...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Dec 2002, 08:49
Replies: 27
Views: 3,230
Posted By Crackmonkey
If you add a oozing fellating ****ty sweat soaked...

If you add a oozing fellating ****ty sweat soaked skanky **** head to a slobbering rancid hooter then you get yourself. A malignant fart like you should join the circus.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Dec 2002, 08:14
Replies: 39
Views: 108,135
Posted By Crackmonkey
...so you're not using the letter W on PA forums...

...so you're not using the letter W on PA forums because you claim it is evil. So does this mean you refrain from using it everyWhere else? even When you speak? if so, then do you make another sound...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Dec 2002, 07:03
Replies: 13
Views: 2,569
Posted By Crackmonkey
It's a curse. Most everybody ends up coming back...

It's a curse. Most everybody ends up coming back but none of them quite know why (myself included)
Forum: General Discussions 6 Dec 2002, 08:09
Replies: 8
Views: 3,107
Posted By Crackmonkey
I like my pasta dry

I like my pasta dry
Forum: General Discussions 6 Dec 2002, 07:47
Replies: 4
Views: 2,672
Posted By Crackmonkey
I figured that much, I'm saying that I doubt that...

I figured that much, I'm saying that I doubt that your mom and sister would come to visit simply to leave you at home and go off shopping. Anyway, I guess either method would work just the same,...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Dec 2002, 07:26
Replies: 4
Views: 2,672
Posted By Crackmonkey
I'd go with option #2 if you're really trying to...

I'd go with option #2 if you're really trying to get money, it makes you look a lot more desperate, tho you'll prolly be dragged around town with them on their expense, watching them shop etc.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Dec 2002, 07:25
Replies: 1
Views: 2,565
Posted By Crackmonkey
Mercury Sparrow

Someone I work with has a solo music project which he calls mercury sparrow. He wants to create some sort of symbol or picture to represent this but every idea that either of us come up with turn out...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Dec 2002, 07:18
Replies: 4
Views: 2,424
Posted By Crackmonkey
This! (http://www.crackmonkey.org/crackdeb.jpg) ...

This! (http://www.crackmonkey.org/crackdeb.jpg)

...well, it was worth a shot anyway...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Dec 2002, 07:09
Replies: 86
Views: 7,902
Posted By Crackmonkey
I think your friend better make his bid a little...

I think your friend better make his bid a little higher. Personally I never thought it would get this high.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Dec 2002, 19:16
Replies: 22
Views: 4,426
Posted By Crackmonkey
Re: Game Wars

Street Fighter
FIFA
?
?
GTA....which GTA did you mean?
Gran Turismo
Resident Evil
Forum: General Discussions 2 Dec 2002, 07:58
Replies: 24
Views: 4,342
Posted By Crackmonkey
I don't have an xbox so I really couldn't say...

I don't have an xbox so I really couldn't say although I highly doubt it.
What does he like though?
Forum: General Discussions 2 Dec 2002, 07:52
Replies: 8
Views: 2,962
Posted By Crackmonkey
try roasting marhmallows too, thats always fun, I...

try roasting marhmallows too, thats always fun, I got kicked out of a denny's for it once
Forum: General Discussions 2 Dec 2002, 07:51
Replies: 24
Views: 4,342
Posted By Crackmonkey
just make sure it's the right size

just make sure it's the right size
Forum: General Discussions 2 Dec 2002, 07:49
Replies: 24
Views: 4,342
Posted By Crackmonkey
What types of games does he like? IF he...

What types of games does he like?

IF he buys an xbox you're out of luck looking for a GTA game btw
Forum: General Discussions 2 Dec 2002, 06:24
Replies: 8
Views: 2,962
Posted By Crackmonkey
Sorry to be the one to break it to you but I...

Sorry to be the one to break it to you but I believe you just created molasses, not caramel :/
Forum: General Discussions 29 Nov 2002, 06:44
Replies: 49
Views: 5,106
Posted By Crackmonkey
'Nice sandals, wanna ****?' btw I thought...

'Nice sandals, wanna ****?'

btw I thought that you of all people would know better than to ask this this type of advice on the PA boards, Creator :P
Forum: General Discussions 18 Nov 2002, 19:05
Replies: 13
Views: 2,938
Posted By Crackmonkey
Half of the people on the boards have already...

Half of the people on the boards have already quit anyway
Forum: General Discussions 12 Nov 2002, 08:28
Replies: 36
Views: 3,298
Posted By Crackmonkey
I think the rules are made by the thread starter,...

I think the rules are made by the thread starter, or mabye they just ignore those people, who knows....I dont feel like finding out right now...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Nov 2002, 05:28
Replies: 8
Views: 3,075
Posted By Crackmonkey
the date rape drug

the date rape drug
Forum: General Discussions 6 Nov 2002, 07:07
Replies: 30
Views: 4,323
Posted By Crackmonkey
look through all the sites on flavius'...

look through all the sites on flavius' sig....gets boring but it passes some time :/
Forum: General Discussions 4 Nov 2002, 06:20
Replies: 70
Views: 6,269
Posted By Crackmonkey
Wasn't buckcherry supposed to be the 'saviors of...

Wasn't buckcherry supposed to be the 'saviors of rock n' roll'(even though they weren't all that great to begin with) ?
Now people are saying the white stripes are our newfound savior... and they...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Nov 2002, 06:09
Replies: 10
Views: 3,254
Posted By Crackmonkey
Definitely worth getting. It seemed more like a...

Definitely worth getting. It seemed more like a GTA3 expansion pack to me at first but once I played it enough I got to liking it a lot more.
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