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Crackmonkey
Forum:
General Discussions
2 Jul 2004, 23:38
Replies:
51
What's your Pirate name?
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5,406
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: What's your Pirate name?
Black Davy Rackham
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham...
Forum:
General Discussions
12 May 2004, 03:45
Replies:
25
Most random picture
Views:
2,867
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Most random picture
I'm not sure what it is either (http://img54.photobucket.com/albums/v164/Crack_monkey/guitar_thing.jpg)
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Apr 2004, 15:25
Replies:
55
Star Wars Names?
Views:
5,056
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Star Wars Names?
Smkeshwa, or Smkeshmi
Forum:
General Discussions
16 Apr 2004, 07:04
Replies:
12
So i bought Stephen King's The Stand on DVD yesterday
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2,632
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: So i bought Stephen King's The Stand on DVD yesterday
It was originally a miniseries shown on network TV over the course of a week iirc. I think it was pretty popular too, but I don't know what kind of ratings it got or anything like that. From what I...
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Apr 2004, 20:45
Replies:
9
Freaky
Views:
2,782
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Freaky
I found that one a few days ago, what a wierd way to sell chicken sandwiches. He won't commit suicide, but he will die if you ask him to, even though he does get back up:/.
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Apr 2004, 20:36
Replies:
62
Games Games Games!
Views:
6,539
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Games Games Games!
Tetris
Mario 1-3
Super Mario World
Zelda : link to the past
Mario Kart
Sonic 1-3
Goldeneye
Civ 2
Starcraft
Forum:
General Discussions
7 Mar 2004, 05:14
Replies:
55
annoying game
Views:
4,211
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: annoying game
Well that was one elaborate way to get out of a room.
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Mar 2004, 19:32
Replies:
42
pranks needed for workmates PC
Views:
2,828
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: pranks needed for workmates PC
Go here (http://www.macros.com/download.htm) and download the software. This allows you to change macros, you can make it do things like go to specific website or close out the window every time they...
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Mar 2004, 06:12
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26
Skiddy didn't know what a "puggy" was.
Views:
2,960
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Skiddy didn't know what a "puggy" was.
They're called slot machines here, or collectively, slots.
Forum:
General Discussions
28 Feb 2004, 05:26
Replies:
17
This beats the crap out of the slap the penguin game..
Views:
2,892
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: This beats the crap out of the slap the penguin game..
complete with landmines... cool
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Feb 2004, 19:48
Replies:
14
Nasal Hair
Views:
1,800
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Nasal Hair
Just go to the store and test one out, if you don't like it then put it back and leave.
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Feb 2004, 07:28
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32
Famously Misheard Lyrics
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3,046
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Famously Misheard Lyrics
Blinded by the light, I have no idea who sings it but it's famous for people misunderstanding the lyrics. Also the big ol' jet airliner song by the Steve Miller band and pretty much every song made...
Forum:
General Discussions
9 Feb 2004, 20:24
Replies:
42
woman, washing machine, van
Views:
2,969
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: woman, washing machine, van
Have you thought about how to get it back out of the van?
Forum:
General Discussions
9 Feb 2004, 18:41
Replies:
53
Geek test
Views:
5,251
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Geek test
11.43984% - Geekish Tendencies
Forum:
General Discussions
9 Feb 2004, 02:20
Replies:
35
Red Bull Can Kill!!!
Views:
3,055
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Red Bull Can Kill!!!
Well that makes a whole lot of sense. Any idea why?
Forum:
General Discussions
8 Feb 2004, 20:36
Replies:
42
woman, washing machine, van
Views:
2,969
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: woman, washing machine, van
First get a dolly and some straps. With those you should be able to get it up to the van without too much trouble, getting it in there is another story. If you have a porch that you could back the...
Forum:
General Discussions
8 Feb 2004, 08:17
Replies:
35
Red Bull Can Kill!!!
Views:
3,055
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Red Bull Can Kill!!!
You could just cut/break one can in half and use the sharp edges to cut yourself. Or you could just ask someone to beat you to death with the can.
By the way bawls has 80 mg/12 oz. according to...
Forum:
General Discussions
6 Feb 2004, 01:25
Replies:
53
silly little game
Views:
13,766
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: silly little game
39.28 for the longest, 0 for the shortest.
Forum:
General Discussions
2 Feb 2004, 00:35
Replies:
9
Katana, $44.95 - Irritating sales man getting wounded, priceless
Views:
2,357
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Katana, $44.95 - Irritating sales man getting wounded, priceless
I wonder if they still tried to sell them after that.
Forum:
General Discussions
30 Jan 2004, 19:22
Replies:
3
what song is this?
Views:
1,686
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: what song is this?
Google is your friend.
Forum:
General Discussions
29 Jan 2004, 01:03
Replies:
17
is it rude?
Views:
1,799
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: is it rude?
I don't see how they would see it as rude, especially if it's for the same position.
Forum:
General Discussions
21 Jan 2004, 00:38
Replies:
17
Pick me 20cool XBOX games
Views:
2,720
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Pick me 20cool XBOX games
> Beyond good and Evil
> Counter Strike
> Deus X
> Max Payne 2
> Prince Of Persia
> Grand Theft Auto
> Grand Theft Auto Vice City
> xiii
> Need For Speed Underground
> Jedi Academy
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Jan 2004, 17:41
Replies:
16
who the hell
Views:
2,781
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: who the hell
Anyone who responds to that email with their credit card details deserves to be robbed blind.
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Jan 2004, 17:12
Replies:
16
who the hell
Views:
2,781
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: who the hell
Credit cards for dyslexic people?
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Jan 2004, 15:06
Replies:
39
The Top 10 Flash Movies of All Time
Views:
2,794
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: The Top 10 Flash Movies of All Time
I get a virus warning when I try to open that link.
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Jan 2004, 03:13
Replies:
27
The man with the gaping anus is GONE
Views:
2,586
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: The man with the gaping anus is GONE
Apparently that's not the only petition going either, there's also this (http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?******) one which has more signatures.
On another note, am I the only one...
Forum:
General Discussions
17 Jan 2004, 03:52
Replies:
44
Movie for tonight
Views:
2,323
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Movie for tonight
None of those movies you listed were any good, and even though I never watched the glimmer man, any movie starring Steven Seagal is shit by default.
Forum:
General Discussions
16 Jan 2004, 01:56
Replies:
35
Will gays lead car drivers astray?
Views:
3,656
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Will gays lead car drivers astray?
Do Teachers Infect The Church With Aids?
Could Teenage Sex Strip Your Mortgage Of All Dignity?
Could Chris Morris Give Your Pension Cancer?
Do The French Lead Your House Astray?
Forum:
General Discussions
5 Jan 2004, 23:23
Replies:
44
Top Ten PS2 games
Views:
2,585
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Top Ten PS2 games
Tony Hawk Underground
Gran Turismo 3
Metal Gear Solid 2
GTA3
GTA Vice City
Ratchet and Clank
Ratchet and Clank: Going commando
Soul Calibur 2
Prince of Persia: The sands of time
Forum:
General Discussions
5 Jan 2004, 07:07
Replies:
9
how do you post a link?
Views:
2,724
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: how do you post a link?
Or you can use the handy dandy hyperlink button when you 'go advanced'
Forum:
General Discussions
29 Dec 2003, 09:12
Replies:
43
Who's 2004 Calender do yuo have?
Views:
3,381
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Who's 2004 Calender do yuo have?
I got a far side calendar this year as a gift, I'll probably get around to actually hanging it up around february as usual since I never really use it. My brother got the outhouse calendar too.
Forum:
General Discussions
21 Dec 2003, 09:57
Replies:
3
Wal-Mart and Rotten
Views:
1,935
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Wal-Mart and Rotten
What's with you and rotten.com lately?
Forum:
General Discussions
21 Dec 2003, 05:05
Replies:
6
It could just be me, but are these US Saliors giving their Captiors the finger???
Views:
1,609
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: It could just be me, but are these US Saliors giving their Captiors the finger???
There was a story on this a few years back, iirc the crew told them that it was a hawaiian good luck sign or something.
Forum:
General Discussions
21 Dec 2003, 04:55
Replies:
24
Sometimes I Give Myself The Creeps
Views:
3,417
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Sometimes I Give Myself The Creeps
Pachelbel- Canon in D
Forum:
General Discussions
20 Dec 2003, 04:37
Replies:
15
i got the job \o/
Views:
2,488
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: i got the job \o/
iirc that was a different job that some much more experienced person got.
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Dec 2003, 07:19
Replies:
11
ITT We post the crappiest site one can find.
Views:
1,989
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: ITT We post the crappiest site one can find.
Giving his site some nice sound effects was a nice feature too :rolleyes:
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Dec 2003, 05:35
Replies:
11
ITT We post the crappiest site one can find.
Views:
1,989
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: ITT We post the crappiest site one can find.
http://www.accessbrokerage.com/
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Dec 2003, 01:09
Replies:
21
Anyone work at a Game Store?
Views:
1,768
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Anyone work at a Game Store?
Certain stores have someone go around each place and buy something just to see if the person is doing their job properly, including suggesting pre-orders. The most they probably get is a free t-shirt...
Forum:
General Discussions
11 Dec 2003, 01:15
Replies:
16
stalker songs
Views:
1,533
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: stalker songs
That 80's song where that guy keeps saying "I always feel like sombody's watching me" over and over.
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Dec 2003, 21:46
Replies:
16
You aren't having the house bitch!
Views:
1,930
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: You aren't having the house bitch!
People say "I'd rather die than give you my house", but this guy really means it.
Forum:
General Discussions
9 Dec 2003, 19:04
Replies:
13
New Forum Complaint
Views:
1,767
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: New Forum Complaint
Go down a little further, there's a forum jump there with GD already selected, press go.
Forum:
General Discussions
6 Dec 2003, 01:20
Replies:
63
This new forum sucks
Views:
5,267
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: This new forum sucks
Before the preview came up when it was only over the text of the topic, now it's coming up when the pointer is anywhere on the same line, so it pops up pretty much anytime I stop scrolling.
Forum:
General Discussions
6 Dec 2003, 01:16
Replies:
63
This new forum sucks
Views:
5,267
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: This new forum sucks
I don't like that the thread preview pops up when I'm floating off to the side of the topic text, it's a bit annoying.
Forum:
General Discussions
5 Dec 2003, 03:29
Replies:
33
Maxine Carr.
Views:
2,225
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Maxine Carr.
Not
Forum:
General Discussions
5 Dec 2003, 01:35
Replies:
1
The Heberew Hammer
Views:
1,569
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: The Heberew Hammer
Comedy Central's movies seem to be crap in general, the last one they did was called knee high P.I. about some midget detective. I didn't watch that one, and I don't plan on watching this one.
Forum:
General Discussions
4 Dec 2003, 18:33
Replies:
20
Whats the most misleading domain name?
Views:
3,471
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Whats the most misleading domain name?
www.oddsexchange.com
Forum:
General Discussions
4 Dec 2003, 03:03
Replies:
18
Today's "blonde moment of the day" award goes to...
Views:
2,248
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Today's "blonde moment of the day" award goes to...
award maybe? Anything other than that I have no idea.
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Dec 2003, 19:40
Replies:
40
hey google
Views:
3,261
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: hey google
For serious. They were fifth cousins.
I also found .this (http://www.fdrlibrary.marist.edu/real/roosev41.rm) while searching for the exact info. It's scary what people will do to try and get...
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Dec 2003, 18:57
Replies:
40
hey google
Views:
3,261
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: hey google
Actually it was, they were distant cousins.
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Dec 2003, 18:44
Replies:
40
hey google
Views:
3,261
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: hey google
What's wrong with that statement?
Forum:
General Discussions
2 Dec 2003, 06:44
Replies:
39
ITT Aryn swears
Views:
2,774
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: ITT Aryn swears
In that case you should make an example out of him to show all the other retards you're not to be messed with. Of course they are retards, so they probably just wouldn't get it.
Forum:
General Discussions
2 Dec 2003, 06:41
Replies:
19
A crap way to waste 30 minutes
Views:
3,056
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: A crap way to waste 30 minutes
Last time I had to deal with the cable company, I had to repeat my phone number at least 5 times for verification etc. and the woman on the other line still got it wrong, insisting that the name on...
Forum:
General Discussions
2 Dec 2003, 06:16
Replies:
39
ITT Aryn swears
Views:
2,774
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: ITT Aryn swears
Is it just me or do you have problems with really annoying guys?
Forum:
General Discussions
29 Nov 2003, 05:58
Replies:
37
Were anyones schooldays actually the best days of their life?
Views:
3,627
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Were anyones schooldays actually the best days of their life?
yeah but all the poor people froze to death
Forum:
General Discussions
27 Nov 2003, 05:57
Replies:
188
Mech stuff
Views:
10,270
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Mech stuff
The T-34 was not skeletal, nor have I heard of a skeletal tank. If you're talking about a metal frame covered in armor, that's another story.
Like Scoot951 said, the two extra legs would get...
Forum:
General Discussions
26 Nov 2003, 18:27
Replies:
188
Mech stuff
Views:
10,270
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Mech stuff
That thing is far from impossible to knock over. For one, do you have any idea what kind of recoil those huge cannons would have? The second they fire that thing is going to be on it's back, of not...
Forum:
General Discussions
26 Nov 2003, 07:24
Replies:
188
Mech stuff
Views:
10,270
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Mech stuff
It probably would be easier to breed 15 foot tall people than it would be to build a manuverable mech that could cut through buildings in seconds and has armor a meter thick.
Forum:
General Discussions
26 Nov 2003, 07:18
Replies:
14
Need For Speed Undergound
Views:
3,612
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Need For Speed Undergound
Does anyone have anything to say about this game other than 'it's cool' or 'go buy it now' ???
Forum:
General Discussions
25 Nov 2003, 21:13
Replies:
188
Mech stuff
Views:
10,270
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Mech stuff
You forgot the part where current technology comes into that
Forum:
General Discussions
25 Nov 2003, 07:21
Replies:
6
[photoshop]
Views:
2,838
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: [photoshop]
http://www.geocities.com/burritochimichanga/index.html?1069744573040
Forum:
General Discussions
24 Nov 2003, 22:29
Replies:
188
Mech stuff
Views:
10,270
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Mech stuff
That's great but you still would have trouble getting it to walk without tipping over. Also I would not want to pilot anything designed by a bunch of kids.
Forum:
General Discussions
24 Nov 2003, 18:51
Replies:
33
Get your sex bracelets here
Views:
3,821
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Get your sex bracelets here
They're just colored rubber bracelets, how exactly they work I don't know, but they've already been banned in some schools.
Forum:
General Discussions
24 Nov 2003, 06:52
Replies:
14
Atari + Melbourne House = .....
Views:
2,902
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Atari + Melbourne House = .....
He's still a semi, just a funny looking one.
I don't expect much out of the transformers armada game coming out, but there is an old school transformers game being developed, which will most...
Forum:
General Discussions
21 Nov 2003, 08:09
Replies:
27
Which single song lyric best describes you?
Views:
3,615
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Which single song lyric best describes you?
the
Forum:
General Discussions
21 Nov 2003, 05:39
Replies:
31
What do I do?
Views:
3,338
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: What do I do?
Tell your sister that he has herpes.
Forum:
General Discussions
21 Nov 2003, 03:15
Replies:
20
hey americans
Views:
4,167
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: hey americans
Well, they are going after the guy with the ball, for the most part. The offense blocks to give enough time to make a pass, or make holes in the defense for someone to run through. The defense tries...
Forum:
General Discussions
21 Nov 2003, 02:41
Replies:
20
hey americans
Views:
4,167
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: hey americans
What's RE?
I know very few people that attended sunday school or even go to church regularly, at least as far as I know.
er... Mexico, just a random choice, I really don't hate either country....
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Nov 2003, 03:52
Replies:
22
This letter is worth a grand
Views:
3,886
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: This letter is worth a grand
so... where's the letter?
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Nov 2003, 07:30
Replies:
55
my sister is a retard
Views:
7,492
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: my sister is a retard
I've heard of a few people who were happy with their tattoos, though none were female. I even saw a story about a man who had his father's tattoos cut off of him and tanned so he could put them up...
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Nov 2003, 18:47
Replies:
15
My Dilema
Views:
2,686
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: My Dilema
If you go there will be trouble, but if you stay it will be double.
Forum:
General Discussions
14 Nov 2003, 19:47
Replies:
15
an example of how crap the canadian postal system is
Views:
3,134
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: an example of how crap the canadian postal system is
It's because thry want you to start sending ahead of the christmas rush. The postal system is a pretty shoddy operation as it is, and around christmas they have a lot more mail going everywhere, and...
Forum:
General Discussions
12 Nov 2003, 22:05
Replies:
45
I'm an uncle!!!! \o/
Views:
5,555
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: I'm an uncle!!!! \o/
Be sure to buy the kid one of the most loud annoying toys you can find, your sister will thank you.
Forum:
General Discussions
12 Nov 2003, 21:59
Replies:
6
Mmmm. lovely
Views:
2,590
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Mmmm. lovely
Probably not, they would have had that freezerburnt taste to them.
Forum:
General Discussions
12 Nov 2003, 01:22
Replies:
55
I can't get to sleep when my girlfriend is cuddling up to me in bed
Views:
5,642
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: I can't get to sleep when my girlfriend is cuddling up to me in bed
Don't shower and she won't want to snuggle with you anymore.
Forum:
General Discussions
11 Nov 2003, 19:00
Replies:
15
Funny flash movies
Views:
2,862
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Funny flash movies
http://members.cox.net/impunity/endofworld.swf
http://yoga.at.infoseek.co.jp/flash/kikkomaso.swf
http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/
http://starterupsteve.com/swf/Group_X_video.html...
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General Discussions
11 Nov 2003, 04:48
Replies:
5
i go away for 5 mins
Views:
2,811
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: i go away for 5 mins
I think he means his avatar
Forum:
General Discussions
11 Nov 2003, 00:08
Replies:
39
Ebay challenge
Views:
4,844
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Ebay challenge
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2963827483&category=11837
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2200614858&category=967
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General Discussions
9 Nov 2003, 19:42
Replies:
28
Remembering your childhood*
Views:
3,912
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Remembering your childhood*
Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots
Army ants
Hot Wheels/Matchbox cars
Bravestar
Garbage pail kids
C.O.P.S
M.U.S.C.L.E. men
Forum:
General Discussions
9 Nov 2003, 03:48
Replies:
18
Id like to register my disappointment ....
Views:
2,516
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Id like to register my disappointment ....
If his friends are 13 year old girls it fits perfectly.
Forum:
General Discussions
8 Nov 2003, 07:12
Replies:
107
The Big Old CrashTester Dumping Thread
Views:
9,948
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: crashtester and stuff
You couldn't put this in the other thread? Also all you're accomplishing by this is giving him the attention he's looking for.
Forum:
General Discussions
8 Nov 2003, 04:54
Replies:
24
RIP Crash Holly
Views:
2,859
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: RIP Crash Holly
Owen Hart actually did die by falling some 50 feet and hitting his head on the turnbuckle at a live event.
I keep hearing about wrestlers dying lately, one of the older ones that wore the spiked...
Forum:
General Discussions
8 Nov 2003, 00:31
Replies:
9
The quest to find the worlds most annoying internet advert is over
Views:
3,213
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: The quest to find the worlds most annoying internet advert is over
I clicked about a bit but didn't see any overly annoying ads either. Maybe you're just seeing things.
Forum:
General Discussions
7 Nov 2003, 19:29
Replies:
151
Matrix: Revolutions *spoilers*
Views:
11,720
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Matrix: Revolutions *spoilers*
That was the other team that went in, I forget who it was because they were not really introduced (go figure).
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5 Nov 2003, 03:56
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12
my lava lamp just broke
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3,890
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: my lava lamp just broke
Broke as in stopped working or broke as in fell on the floor and spilled everywhere?
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5 Nov 2003, 01:08
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9
How to aquire an ironing board in 4 easy steps
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2,376
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: How to aquire an ironing board in 4 easy steps
I hope you at least remembered to get your toaster back.
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4 Nov 2003, 20:01
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17
Roms
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4,051
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Roms
From what I understand, you still have to own a legitimate copy of the game. This only means now you can legally circumvent copy protection to make a copy, since the hardware is obsolete....
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3 Nov 2003, 18:45
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18
Tv liscences?
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3,389
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Tv liscences?
Ok, I guess that sort of makes sense. I take it they dont have advertisements then?
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3 Nov 2003, 18:35
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18
Tv liscences?
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3,389
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Tv liscences?
You need a license do have a TV over there? What sort of purpose does that serve?
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3 Nov 2003, 18:30
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24
chess
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3,836
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: chess
Playing online is good for experience but you might not learn as well as if you're plating someone in person. If you know someone who you can play against in person it would probably be best, since...
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1 Nov 2003, 06:17
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3
Oi Buy This
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2,769
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Oi Buy This
My sister still writtes her name on random pieces of paper, she's 23.
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31 Oct 2003, 22:56
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3
log tables
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2,691
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: log tables
That's not what Huey Lewis says
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30 Oct 2003, 19:12
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37
trick or treating is glorified begging
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4,293
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: trick or treating is glorified begging
I guess that's a good idea up until you forget to buy eggs or flour when you go grocery shopping.
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29 Oct 2003, 03:08
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29
Webcams = not for the dumb
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3,694
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Webcams = not for the dumb
Nice of him to make it nice and big so everyone can read his cc number a lot easier.
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28 Oct 2003, 18:39
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18
University Survey
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3,702
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: University Survey
Maps
Drivers Manual
Ice Scraper
sun glasses
Change (money)
Umbrella
small monkey
Tool kit
Tire pump
Car Jack
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27 Oct 2003, 18:50
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11
Har Mar Superstar
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2,757
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Har Mar Superstar
No, but I've heard of Mel Farr superstar, is that close enough?
(probably not)
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26 Oct 2003, 20:12
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9
what a great game!
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2,481
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: what a great game!
If it goes too high it's a miss :/. I can get to the third level then I might as well try closing my eyes because I just might have more luck that way.
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26 Oct 2003, 05:56
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9
never talk to muffin trees
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2,518
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: never talk to muffin trees
Well somebody made up the word beefcake at some point too, that doesn't make it not a word.
cheese·cake n.
2. Informal. Photographs of minimally attired women.
got this one out of...
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26 Oct 2003, 04:30
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9
never talk to muffin trees
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2,518
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: never talk to muffin trees
I wish I had some muffins now :/
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25 Oct 2003, 19:38
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6
First Demo
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2,566
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: First Demo
After a few move the camera jumps from point to point for me, sometimes it will hang in the center position. Also as far as the game goes it keeps declaring a winner when there is no connect 4.
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25 Oct 2003, 19:10
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18
Drug addicts at your door
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2,838
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Drug addicts at your door
How did you get his mom's phone number?
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General Discussions
24 Oct 2003, 04:12
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83
Roses are red
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8,760
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Roses are red
It's not tough once you stop trying to think so hard about it.
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23 Oct 2003, 23:37
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8
Risk
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3,348
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Risk
I have a missionrisk game well past it's limit, all it does is make me wait 10 seconds or so before I can click the 'register later' button.
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23 Oct 2003, 15:52
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7
When I Get Arrested In A High-Profile Case
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2,597
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: When I Get Arrested In A High-Profile Case
If you cover up your face they're just going to show your mug shot instead, so you better make it a good one.
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21 Oct 2003, 18:04
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23
Weekly Wisdom from Your Forum Admin - Jammy Jim
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3,205
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Weekly Wisdom from Your Forum Admin - Jammy Jim
Where were her shoes during all of this?
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21 Oct 2003, 06:21
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53
help me get rid of a coworker :\
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7,080
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: help me get rid of a coworker :\
You could piss him off to a point where he's a total asshole(moreso than he is already) and make him look worse than he already is. If he says anything threatening to anyone, then you could tell your...
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20 Oct 2003, 19:02
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10
Can you see a link here ?
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3,060
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Can you see a link here ?
You've got it the wrong way around, Al Qaeda is a front for Jarvis!
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20 Oct 2003, 18:56
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10
Can you see a link here ?
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3,060
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Can you see a link here ?
I don't see a link, but I'm guessing it has something to do with trains.....
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19 Oct 2003, 03:50
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10
Emulatory Shenanigans!
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2,977
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Emulatory Shenanigans!
Sorry, Megadrive and Genesis are the same thing, I forgot that it had a different name.
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19 Oct 2003, 03:40
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10
Emulatory Shenanigans!
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2,977
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Emulatory Shenanigans!
SNES:
Legend of Zelda: a link to the past
Mario all stars
Super Metroid
Super Mario World
Contra 3
Final Fantasy 3
Chrono Trigger
Castlevania 4
Super Mario Kart
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18 Oct 2003, 22:40
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12
I Think The Dark One Should be Made Moderator
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2,992
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: I Think The Dark One Should be Made Moderator
'at least it's not the replicating window one'
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18 Oct 2003, 19:48
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15
Spritney Bears
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3,671
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Spritney Bears
That's erm.......scary
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18 Oct 2003, 18:28
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25
What will the Browns call their new baby?
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3,752
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: What will the Browns call their new baby?
Or maybe Fanny Brown, har de har har
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18 Oct 2003, 06:42
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20
What's in a name?
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3,399
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: What's in a name?
I've had many different nicknames, but even if I had one that stuck it wouldn't be something I would legally change my name to, especailly if it was the name of an object.
And I've never heard of...
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17 Oct 2003, 23:57
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19
Bloody planes...
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3,162
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Bloody planes...
I don't think there's really anything you can do about it short of shooting at them as they pass. They could really care less who gets disturbed by planes flying overhead. Maybe if you were insanely...
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17 Oct 2003, 17:39
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34
Okay, so this girl wants to see a movie with me.
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4,451
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Okay, so this girl wants to see a movie with me.
Go out with her. Is it really that hard?
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17 Oct 2003, 17:33
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6
trying to identify yon piece of classical music
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2,925
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: trying to identify yon piece of classical music
I'd try to help you but I don't want to listen to redman, even just the beginning.
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17 Oct 2003, 02:40
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2
If I were looking for
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2,480
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: If I were looking for
The only thing I've heard them called is a spring loaded sleeve holster. I'm not sure if there's any official name for it, and I've never seen one for sale. You might want to look into finding movie...
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15 Oct 2003, 18:16
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41
Yet another legal thread.
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3,365
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Yet another legal thread.
You could bring a stick along to poke it through, or put it in halfway and give a nice swift kick to shoot it the rest of the way.
I know I'm not much help, you don't have to tell me.
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15 Oct 2003, 18:07
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20
Im looking for a song (unspecific details inside,)
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3,058
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Im looking for a song (unspecific details inside,)
Rock & roll part 2 sounds like the one you're looking for.
Sort of a - da na na na... hey! .... da na na na..... with clapping along with the beat.
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14 Oct 2003, 20:00
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25
so i'm at school now
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3,124
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: so i'm at school now
Lucky for me I'm not required to take intro to computers or some other such thing.
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14 Oct 2003, 19:01
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13
Scottlands son's! You have been chosen!
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2,645
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Scottlands son's! You have been chosen!
I would want to murder someone too had I seen that movie 100+ times.
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14 Oct 2003, 18:03
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25
so i'm at school now
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3,124
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: so i'm at school now
You're paying someone to teach you that? Just press F1 and save yourself the money.
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14 Oct 2003, 05:57
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17
are you bald? (shaven-headed)
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3,097
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: are you bald? (shaven-headed)
If your hair is getting thinner then you might just want to enjoy it while you still have it.
Of course I'm not really one that should be giving advice on haircuts since I haven't had a 'proper'...
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14 Oct 2003, 00:54
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8
Help! Google has failed me :(
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3,614
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Help! Google has failed me :(
Google doesn't like me much either, my search turned up a rant about Al Sharpton, apartment listings, and someone who mistook the words 'Marie Claire' as 'My eclair'......
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13 Oct 2003, 02:59
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4
This is probably old...
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2,443
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: This is probably old...
You're worried about dignity here??
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General Discussions
12 Oct 2003, 23:10
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36
ideas for revenge
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3,724
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: ideas for revenge
Pouring a little bit of milk may not work, it will most likely dry up before the smell becomes an issue. If you can find a spot to hide something, get one of those little single serving milk cartons...
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11 Oct 2003, 01:02
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28
sniping ebay auctions
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3,754
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: sniping ebay auctions
I believe it's a site where it enters your bid during the last 30 seconds or so.
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General Discussions
11 Oct 2003, 01:01
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10
Film Script
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3,153
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Film Script
The guy can't remember where he parked his car, there's a year's supply of pudding in the fridge, and his girlfriend dumped him for forgetting their anniversary. He bought her a gift which is in the...
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10 Oct 2003, 22:11
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12
A test to map out your... outstandingness
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3,257
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: A test to map out your... outstandingness
I must not be very outstanding. My friend google tells me they're a folk metal act from Norway though...
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10 Oct 2003, 21:00
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24
How much would it cost
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3,839
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: How much would it cost
Free self installation? I would hope it's free if they make you install it yourself.
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8 Oct 2003, 16:22
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13
The official :( thread.
Views:
3,105
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: The official :( thread.
:(
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General Discussions
8 Oct 2003, 04:10
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63
I'm English, therefore...
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6,510
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: I'm English, therefore...
Peanut butter cookies are good, but I still prefer chocolate chip.
Maybe I should put chocolate chips into peanut butter cookies though, now theres an idea I'll have to try. Then again I cba to...
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8 Oct 2003, 03:34
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63
I'm English, therefore...
Views:
6,510
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: I'm English, therefore...
Celery is only good with peanut butter, any other way, it's a stick of water.
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General Discussions
8 Oct 2003, 00:10
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21
help! i need your wittiness
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3,425
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: help! i need your wittiness
It's been udderly enjoya-bull
and if you can't draw then you can always make the moo cow pattern on it or something.
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7 Oct 2003, 18:02
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21
a liitle quiz
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3,159
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: a liitle quiz
1. The Matrix
2. Dogma
3. Independence Day
6. The Matrix
7. Jurassic Park
8. DIe Hard
10. Rush Hour (or was in RH2??)
11. Airplane!
12. Armageddon
13. Spaceballs
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General Discussions
6 Oct 2003, 20:16
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131
Petition to remove the new smilies.
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10,164
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Petition to remove the new smilies.
At least get rid of the horribly huge ones like :bsflag: and :usa:
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General Discussions
6 Oct 2003, 18:47
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3
Mo Mo Mo Mo Monkeh!
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2,414
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Mo Mo Mo Mo Monkeh!
I am the monkey.
I can go anywhere.
Including here,
And here ,
And here.
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5 Oct 2003, 18:05
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10
Grand Theft Auto - Vice City
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3,154
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Grand Theft Auto - Vice City
If you drive far enough away from the building the helicopter will re spawn. You could try driving down the road to see if the police station has one in the roof, if not then just go back to the...
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4 Oct 2003, 16:09
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8
Flee !
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3,340
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Flee !
......again?
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4 Oct 2003, 03:35
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16
Make it go away!
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2,843
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Make it go away!
Or worse.....
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4 Oct 2003, 02:05
Replies:
4
The telescope game
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5,829
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: The telescope game
1)before moving the ball, move the bottom right scope up.(the one on the bottom line just under the hole) 2)Now move the one on the very far right into that one. 3) move the bottom right one back...
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3 Oct 2003, 20:17
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4
The telescope game
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5,829
Posted By
Crackmonkey
The telescope game
Since the first thread is gone, here it is again.
http://www.dyson.co.uk/game/default.asp
GM level 8:
take the ball with the right red one, move the blue one down in front of the red one on...
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3 Oct 2003, 19:56
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46
test
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5,575
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: test
hmm, I can read the first post just by floating over the topic. Nice feature.
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3 Oct 2003, 19:22
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9
threads n replies
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4,977
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: threads n replies
http://www.dyson.co.uk/game/default.asp
well here's the link for the game, once I remember how to do GM lvl 8 I'll tell you.
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30 Sep 2003, 00:17
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20
Anyone with IE 4, 5 or Mozilla/Netscape pls
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2,860
Posted By
Crackmonkey
works for me, IE 5
works for me, IE 5
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29 Sep 2003, 21:58
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30
i need rhetorical help!
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3,975
Posted By
Crackmonkey
I was thrown from my bike onto the sidewalk. ...
I was thrown from my bike onto the sidewalk.
or maybe
I fell from my bike and hit the ground.
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29 Sep 2003, 21:35
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13
UK book websites
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3,385
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Tey finding a phone number for the pulisher,...
Tey finding a phone number for the pulisher, someitmes you can order it directly from them, and even though it's usually about the same price as anywhere else, there's always the possibilty of it...
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27 Sep 2003, 06:10
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5
Finally, Someone beats Dace's record
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2,954
Posted By
Crackmonkey
When asked what his next world record achievement...
When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Indy said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".
Yeah, I'd say it was pretty...
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23 Sep 2003, 01:54
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4
lighting farts
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2,824
Posted By
Crackmonkey
There was a guy I went to school with that...
There was a guy I went to school with that accidentaly set his pants on fire doing this.
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19 Sep 2003, 02:36
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22
Yarrrrrrrrrrrr!
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5,049
Posted By
Crackmonkey
ARRR matey! Avast ye land lovers! batten down the...
ARRR matey! Avast ye land lovers! batten down the hatches and er.... whatever you do after that....
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18 Sep 2003, 20:36
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4
As If There Wasn't Enough Proof That Cigarettes Will Kill You
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3,117
Posted By
Crackmonkey
I'd read it but I cba to create an account there
I'd read it but I cba to create an account there
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18 Sep 2003, 20:29
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30
Name some cool anime series/movies
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4,673
Posted By
Crackmonkey
There's also Record of Lodoss war, Ghost in the...
There's also Record of Lodoss war, Ghost in the Shell, and Ninja Scroll (unless that's what you meant by some ninja crap)
Those are the only ones I can think of that haven't been mentioned here.
...
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17 Sep 2003, 22:09
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29
In this thread we discuss Rachel Stevens
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10,118
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Oh well that clears it all up...
Oh well that clears it all up...
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General Discussions
17 Sep 2003, 17:41
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53
antidepressants
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6,719
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Seems to work for that cartoon head guy in the...
Seems to work for that cartoon head guy in the commercial......
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General Discussions
16 Sep 2003, 19:39
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13
evading the ****blockers
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3,184
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: evading the ****blockers
There's part of your problem
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16 Sep 2003, 04:00
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19
how to argue academically
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4,401
Posted By
Crackmonkey
And you couldn't possibly think that people see...
And you couldn't possibly think that people see you as a drunken idiot.
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General Discussions
15 Sep 2003, 19:27
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30
The games are EVIL. EVIL i tell you. EVIL!
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5,140
Posted By
Crackmonkey
The blame is on the parents. They should have...
The blame is on the parents. They should have been paying attention to the fact that those kids were playing a game that nobody under the age of 18 is supposed to be able to purchase. On top of...
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13 Sep 2003, 23:28
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4
oldie but goodie
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3,082
Posted By
Crackmonkey
I especially like the ads for 'surfin the net...
I especially like the ads for 'surfin the net with Jesus' and the 'what would Jesus do' thong.
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12 Sep 2003, 01:56
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13
Question to google users
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3,962
Posted By
Crackmonkey
dear god no
dear god no
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General Discussions
11 Sep 2003, 19:04
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22
so like u americans
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4,043
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Most people can't name the 'challenger' (cant...
Most people can't name the 'challenger' (cant think of a better word for that) until they're chosen to run.
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9 Sep 2003, 19:49
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53
have you guys ever noticed...
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6,018
Posted By
Crackmonkey
And then he could learn special powers from a...
And then he could learn special powers from a green muppet and use them to kill his father...
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7 Sep 2003, 06:14
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53
have you guys ever noticed...
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6,018
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Yes, and I hate them too :/
Yes, and I hate them too :/
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General Discussions
19 Aug 2003, 05:55
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31
"cheaper than dirt" drugs
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4,591
Posted By
Crackmonkey
I never quite got that. If it gives you a speedy...
I never quite got that. If it gives you a speedy feeling, wouldn't you want that to be the last thing you would want a kid with ADHD to have? It seems to work on them to some degree though....
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1 Aug 2003, 05:53
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20
Last Night's Dreams
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3,556
Posted By
Crackmonkey
All I remember about my last dream is some lady...
All I remember about my last dream is some lady singing some song that I got stuck in my head for an hour after I woke up. Don't remember the song now though, it was some made up crap that came from...
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General Discussions
29 Jul 2003, 05:44
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12
looking for a user's sig
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2,911
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Why do you need to find the sig if you already...
Why do you need to find the sig if you already know what it said?
I can't say I've seen that before though, sorry.
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General Discussions
28 Jul 2003, 06:05
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17
cant believe it
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3,023
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Next time don't buy computer parts from thrift...
Next time don't buy computer parts from thrift stores.
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General Discussions
14 Jul 2003, 21:07
Replies:
21
Disposable Heroes of DVD
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3,262
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Yes, copying it would be much easier than storing...
Yes, copying it would be much easier than storing it in a liquid or polishing off the opaque surface. I don't see piracy increasing though since you could do the same with a rental.
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General Discussions
13 Jul 2003, 06:03
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67
Your Internet nickname
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7,341
Posted By
Crackmonkey
I just sorta made it up one day, it was actually...
I just sorta made it up one day, it was actually a bit more original back then though. I've gone through many nicks in the past, For a long time I used Phoenix, but then everybody and their brother...
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8 Jul 2003, 05:24
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41
[Vice City] Never EVER EVER EVER...
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4,496
Posted By
Crackmonkey
For the last mission: What I did was I sat...
For the last mission:
What I did was I sat right outside the door of the office with my colt python, tapping the aim button so I shot anyone that came through any door until whats his face come...
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6 Jul 2003, 07:36
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10
Temperatures
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2,477
Posted By
Crackmonkey
I went there for two weeks earlier this year,...
I went there for two weeks earlier this year, partly to get away from the cold rainy days here in Michigan. I got there and it rained the first week I was there :/
Everybody else there seemed to...
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6 Jul 2003, 07:20
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38
What would Jesus do?
Views:
3,684
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Get some religious pamphlets before you go, or...
Get some religious pamphlets before you go, or make some if you can't find any. If they mention anything about you going to church with them, just say, "oh no, I'm afraid I can't go to your church,...
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6 Jul 2003, 06:54
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37
Microsoft takeover leads to destruction of Blizzard Entertainment
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4,350
Posted By
Crackmonkey
And I have been living in a cave for the past week
And I have been living in a cave for the past week
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6 Jul 2003, 06:20
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37
Microsoft takeover leads to destruction of Blizzard Entertainment
Views:
4,350
Posted By
Crackmonkey
I hope for all our sakes that you're kidding.
I hope for all our sakes that you're kidding.
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General Discussions
4 Jul 2003, 05:08
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49
gta / vice city question
Views:
3,832
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Let's see... there's the stripclub, the boat...
Let's see... there's the stripclub, the boat yard, the car dealership, and the ice cream place. I may be missing one, but I can't remember any more.
And I don't remember a boat in the last...
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3 Jul 2003, 04:42
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49
gta / vice city question
Views:
3,832
Posted By
Crackmonkey
It's more than just the print works missions, you...
It's more than just the print works missions, you have to have collectable money at a certain amount of locations, hence the two fat gangsters on one dirtbike mission.
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General Discussions
2 Jul 2003, 15:55
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49
gta / vice city question
Views:
3,832
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Couldn't say exactly, just go around and make...
Couldn't say exactly, just go around and make sure you have all of the properties and done any such missions they might require you to do to get money from them. You should get a phone call opening...
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General Discussions
2 Jul 2003, 15:48
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29
People who workout, do gym, exercises at home, or whatever is similar to it
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3,772
Posted By
Crackmonkey
I always thought chin ups/pull ups were different...
I always thought chin ups/pull ups were different dependig un which way your hands are turned...
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General Discussions
2 Jul 2003, 15:19
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49
gta / vice city question
Views:
3,832
Posted By
Crackmonkey
The last mission opens up the apache, unless you...
The last mission opens up the apache, unless you can collect 100 packages first.
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General Discussions
1 Jul 2003, 07:09
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6
gah! (mosquito bite)
Views:
2,597
Posted By
Crackmonkey
I hate mosquitos...I once got so swarmed with...
I hate mosquitos...I once got so swarmed with them my face looked like somebody smacked me repeatedly with a 2x4. Try not scratching at that sometime.
...actually just never let that happen to you.
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General Discussions
21 Jun 2003, 06:16
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23
Sim City 3000
Views:
3,738
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Just build an intersection by crossing two...
Just build an intersection by crossing two roadways, zone one of each type (residential, commercial, industrial). Start out with light density because it's cheaper, you can always re zone it later if...
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General Discussions
7 Jun 2003, 04:59
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14
PlayStation 2 Games
Views:
3,460
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Gran Turismo 3 War of the Monsters Need for...
Gran Turismo 3
War of the Monsters
Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit 2
SSX Tricky
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General Discussions
4 Jun 2003, 06:06
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31
A Toilet Survey
Views:
4,024
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: A Toilet Survey
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General Discussions
28 May 2003, 05:03
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36
What button on your keyboard....
Views:
3,622
Posted By
Crackmonkey
the pause/break button
the pause/break button
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14 May 2003, 06:00
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34
what is you most hated vegetable?
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4,239
Posted By
Crackmonkey
onions
onions
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General Discussions
9 May 2003, 04:49
Replies:
37
mom's day
Views:
3,701
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Just leave the garden hose running for a few days...
Just leave the garden hose running for a few days or so, you'll have a nice pond going for yourself after a while. Ok, more like a swamp unless you dig a hole....
but hey, it's the thought that...
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8 May 2003, 04:35
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60
Friends
Views:
7,159
Posted By
Crackmonkey
none :/
none :/
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General Discussions
1 May 2003, 05:38
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23
If you had three wishes
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3,226
Posted By
Crackmonkey
The second two could be done without wishes, just...
The second two could be done without wishes, just superglue some ciggies and a lighter into your pocket and remove your teeth :).
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General Discussions
1 May 2003, 05:07
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36
The 'where in hell will I end up' test
Views:
4,858
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Second Level of Hell ...
Second Level of Hell
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a...
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General Discussions
28 Apr 2003, 05:23
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86
Whats the worst film you've ever seen?
Views:
10,237
Posted By
Crackmonkey
I would have to say that spice girls movie that...
I would have to say that spice girls movie that came out quite a while ago. Unfortunately I was forced to sit through that horrid excuse for a movie.
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General Discussions
27 Apr 2003, 05:53
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17
Is this irony or something else?
Views:
3,181
Posted By
Crackmonkey
lack of a better thing to do?
lack of a better thing to do?
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General Discussions
27 Apr 2003, 05:35
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8
Shocking story inside about childhood hero...
Views:
2,765
Posted By
Crackmonkey
You can't believe everything you hear, especially...
You can't believe everything you hear, especially from crazy people. And yes, that article was :down: :rolleyes:
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General Discussions
27 Apr 2003, 05:27
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16
The 'Burbs
Views:
3,034
Posted By
Crackmonkey
or 9 (now) depending on whether or not you count...
or 9 (now) depending on whether or not you count him replying to himself
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General Discussions
14 Apr 2003, 04:14
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12
Onwers of Dial Up Modems
Views:
2,536
Posted By
Crackmonkey
I don't have any lights on my modem...
I don't have any lights on my modem...
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General Discussions
8 Apr 2003, 03:53
Replies:
24
Captain Planet
Views:
3,332
Posted By
Crackmonkey
I thought she vas vind. I never found any of them...
I thought she vas vind. I never found any of them hot btw, even for a cartoon.
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General Discussions
6 Apr 2003, 08:17
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10
haiku
Views:
2,945
Posted By
Crackmonkey
haiku
mark mark he's our man
MrL_JaKiri the
only decent mod
Sandsnake is a yank
the king of the random mod
tis he i need thank
*
JBOY is a fag
Roleplay, Mod, Spammer, and sleeps
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6 Apr 2003, 06:42
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7
In the Guiness Commercial..
Views:
3,244
Posted By
Crackmonkey
I've wondered that myself. Also how is the cement...
I've wondered that myself. Also how is the cement block with the metal ring on top involved in this?
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General Discussions
3 Apr 2003, 05:45
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57
The most overated things ever
Views:
6,874
Posted By
Crackmonkey
I had AOL for a while, hated it. I would almost...
I had AOL for a while, hated it. I would almost always have to try to connect more than once whenever I wanted to log on. Not only that, but once I got connected the connection would freeze from time...
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30 Mar 2003, 05:28
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15
Laws of nature the officers never knew...
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3,321
Posted By
Crackmonkey
More like skimming through them, I happened to...
More like skimming through them, I happened to catch it as I was scrolling down reading about every one out of ten.
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General Discussions
30 Mar 2003, 05:18
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15
Laws of nature the officers never knew...
Views:
3,321
Posted By
Crackmonkey
how did the beginning of #15 end up at the end of...
how did the beginning of #15 end up at the end of #100?
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General Discussions
26 Mar 2003, 05:58
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18
Why?
Views:
3,263
Posted By
Crackmonkey
If someone gave you an insane amount of money to...
If someone gave you an insane amount of money to make a desperate attempt at singing a cover song, chances are you would do it.
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General Discussions
26 Mar 2003, 05:23
Replies:
4
Competition Lines
Views:
2,653
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Exactly what sort of competition is this? What...
Exactly what sort of competition is this? What does the winner get? If the prize was a giant cheese wheel then the topic of the paper would be what you like about cheese, or what you intend to do...
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General Discussions
25 Mar 2003, 04:49
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6
A game for you
Views:
2,739
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Why shouldn't americans try it? It seems to work...
Why shouldn't americans try it? It seems to work fine here, and I see nothing offensive about a helicopter version of the worm game.
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General Discussions
25 Mar 2003, 04:35
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16
It's another of those silly quiz things
Views:
3,872
Posted By
Crackmonkey
I'm "mobile"...
I'm "mobile" (http://www.sushi-tsunami.com/va/stuff/tests/avril/5.gif) , though I pretty much figured out that I was considering my legs work and all (the caption doesn't fit me at all btw).
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17 Mar 2003, 07:34
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22
I am mud :-(
Views:
3,242
Posted By
Crackmonkey
:eek: :) :D :o :cool: :) :eek: :) :rolleyes:
:eek: :) :D
:o :cool: :)
:eek: :) :rolleyes:
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14 Mar 2003, 06:13
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5
I heard..
Views:
2,704
Posted By
Crackmonkey
I've only heard good things about baldur's gate,...
I've only heard good things about baldur's gate, and absolutely nothing about the ROF game. Games based on movies are usually pretty crap anyways so I would go with BG.
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13 Mar 2003, 19:20
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41
is it wrong..
Views:
3,696
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Don't get them sent USPS, at least not during the...
Don't get them sent USPS, at least not during the winter. Not unless you like fishsicles anyway.
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General Discussions
13 Mar 2003, 18:49
Replies:
32
If you was to be given one wish.
Views:
3,005
Posted By
Crackmonkey
so why can't you just wish for a miracle?
so why can't you just wish for a miracle?
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General Discussions
19 Feb 2003, 21:58
Replies:
33
Searching for 'my real name' on Google
Views:
5,223
Posted By
Crackmonkey
I pretty much knew what results I would get , but...
I pretty much knew what results I would get , but here it is anyway: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=kevin+smith
Yes, I am Silent Bob.
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16 Feb 2003, 07:35
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91
You lay your bets and then you pay the price
Views:
8,455
Posted By
Crackmonkey
I like cheese
I like cheese
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General Discussions
12 Feb 2003, 19:12
Replies:
17
Dubya - Entertainer or politician ?
Views:
2,701
Posted By
Crackmonkey
And just what are you trying to say here?:p
And just what are you trying to say here?:p
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General Discussions
12 Feb 2003, 08:10
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37
The Story of 5 Words.
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4,302
Posted By
Crackmonkey
they should play such a...
they should play such a...
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General Discussions
12 Feb 2003, 08:05
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37
The Story of 5 Words.
Views:
4,302
Posted By
Crackmonkey
planetarion, the dumbest thing they...
planetarion, the dumbest thing they...
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General Discussions
12 Feb 2003, 08:01
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37
The Story of 5 Words.
Views:
4,302
Posted By
Crackmonkey
idea of a browser based...
idea of a browser based...
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General Discussions
12 Feb 2003, 07:59
Replies:
37
The Story of 5 Words.
Views:
4,302
Posted By
Crackmonkey
them because they were very...
them because they were very...
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General Discussions
12 Feb 2003, 07:54
Replies:
37
The Story of 5 Words.
Views:
4,302
Posted By
Crackmonkey
to kill the bears and...
to kill the bears and...
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General Discussions
12 Feb 2003, 07:52
Replies:
37
The Story of 5 Words.
Views:
4,302
Posted By
Crackmonkey
work so they got some...
work so they got some...
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General Discussions
12 Feb 2003, 07:48
Replies:
37
The Story of 5 Words.
Views:
4,302
Posted By
Crackmonkey
a flamethrower made out of...
a flamethrower made out of...
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General Discussions
12 Feb 2003, 07:44
Replies:
37
The Story of 5 Words.
Views:
4,302
Posted By
Crackmonkey
piece of beef jerky and...
piece of beef jerky and...
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General Discussions
12 Feb 2003, 07:37
Replies:
37
The Story of 5 Words.
Views:
4,302
Posted By
Crackmonkey
polar bears that had been...
polar bears that had been...
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General Discussions
12 Feb 2003, 07:29
Replies:
37
The Story of 5 Words.
Views:
4,302
Posted By
Crackmonkey
...monkeys that like to eat...
...monkeys that like to eat...
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General Discussions
12 Feb 2003, 06:46
Replies:
41
Music from the 80s
Views:
3,893
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Bon Jovi Aerosmith Madonna Rick James- ...
Bon Jovi
Aerosmith
Madonna
Rick James-
Air supply
Wham
Men at work
Police
Cyndi Lauper
Stevie Wonder
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Hardware and Tech Support
11 Feb 2003, 21:59
Replies:
4
changing IRQ's
Views:
6,980
Posted By
Crackmonkey
changing IRQ's
My soundcard and modem are both using IRQ 3, so if I try to use the modem without disabling the soundcard my computer begins to lock up. I've tried uninstallind/reinstalling both devices and swapping...
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10 Feb 2003, 06:42
Replies:
9
The ideal 14th Feb venture
Views:
2,971
Posted By
Crackmonkey
I've actually had to take a field trip there in...
I've actually had to take a field trip there in 11th grade. Not what I would call the ideal place to be on valentine's day.
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10 Feb 2003, 06:32
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27
my parent's anniversary...
Views:
3,456
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Not going to be much of a surprise then is it??...
Not going to be much of a surprise then is it?? At least you have a color for the fourth wall now.
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General Discussions
10 Feb 2003, 05:24
Replies:
27
my parent's anniversary...
Views:
3,456
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Just each pick a wall and paint it however you...
Just each pick a wall and paint it however you like. Leave the fourth wall the way it is, or whichever one looks best.
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General Discussions
9 Feb 2003, 05:21
Replies:
15
Balloon sex fetishists required
Views:
3,350
Posted By
Crackmonkey
This whole thing just sounds like people are...
This whole thing just sounds like people are running out of ideas. I mean come on, a clock on the back of your head??
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General Discussions
7 Feb 2003, 21:57
Replies:
26
Girls Aloud
Views:
3,195
Posted By
Crackmonkey
I don't know but I'm not interested in XXX...
I don't know but I'm not interested in XXX grandmas either :(
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General Discussions
5 Feb 2003, 05:08
Replies:
41
Which OS Are You?
Views:
5,005
Posted By
Crackmonkey
windows 98...
windows 98 (http://bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2003/01/os_quiz/windows_98.jpg)
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General Discussions
3 Feb 2003, 05:42
Replies:
8
Sollog says he predicted the shuttle incident
Views:
3,106
Posted By
Crackmonkey
let's see, 3 1 1..... 3-1=2, and theres still a 1...
let's see, 3 1 1..... 3-1=2, and theres still a 1 left over, so you have 2 1 now. YES! sollog is......an idiot, I suppose if you tried hard enough you could make 3 1 1 into just about anything.
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General Discussions
2 Feb 2003, 05:53
Replies:
36
University, College, School, Trailer, Dump, etc..
Views:
7,980
Posted By
Crackmonkey
I don't really go anywhere right now, so I...
I don't really go anywhere right now, so I supposethis (http://www.michigan.gov/bwuc/0,1607,7-161----,00.html) would be the most appropriate site for me atm :/ .
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General Discussions
27 Jan 2003, 06:21
Replies:
45
Poll:
Imho
Views:
5,591
Posted By
Crackmonkey
boy, and all this time I thought people were...
boy, and all this time I thought people were talking about butter (Land O' Lakes)
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General Discussions
26 Jan 2003, 05:28
Replies:
14
Cast Away
Views:
3,628
Posted By
Crackmonkey
I thought the initial package made it to the...
I thought the initial package made it to the lady's husband(or whoever it was) who was presumably chating on her, and the one that made it on the island was the one he was sending back to her. At...
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General Discussions
19 Jan 2003, 07:40
Replies:
32
National Anthems
Views:
3,960
Posted By
Crackmonkey
People actually like that song?
People actually like that song?
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General Discussions
19 Jan 2003, 07:34
Replies:
42
If you could be a superhero who would you be?
Views:
4,241
Posted By
Crackmonkey
He became like a living lightning bolt or some...
He became like a living lightning bolt or some crap and had to wear a containment suit. Don't ask me how.
edit: I got boredhttp://www.classicgaming.com/ummxzw/mm3/Guides/ElectricBlueSuperman.html
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General Discussions
15 Jan 2003, 19:44
Replies:
10
Waiting For The Police
Views:
3,256
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Could have been someone on the rugby team then,...
Could have been someone on the rugby team then, or at least someone who knew there was a big chunk of cash in there..
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General Discussions
13 Jan 2003, 06:24
Replies:
58
iraq = not smart. North Korea = smart
Views:
7,481
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Dubya is after the oil. That is why the US is...
Dubya is after the oil. That is why the US is going to war with Iraq.
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General Discussions
19 Dec 2002, 20:46
Replies:
26
Wtc
Views:
3,491
Posted By
Crackmonkey
There really should be a 'none of the above' vote...
There really should be a 'none of the above' vote in this poll...
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General Discussions
16 Dec 2002, 08:49
Replies:
27
Request for a good Insult .....
Views:
3,230
Posted By
Crackmonkey
If you add a oozing fellating ****ty sweat soaked...
If you add a oozing fellating ****ty sweat soaked skanky **** head to a slobbering rancid hooter then you get yourself. A malignant fart like you should join the circus.
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General Discussions
16 Dec 2002, 08:14
Replies:
39
I hereby s-ear not to use the letter - on PA forums again
Views:
108,135
Posted By
Crackmonkey
...so you're not using the letter W on PA forums...
...so you're not using the letter W on PA forums because you claim it is evil. So does this mean you refrain from using it everyWhere else? even When you speak? if so, then do you make another sound...
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General Discussions
12 Dec 2002, 07:03
Replies:
13
did i miss something??
Views:
2,569
Posted By
Crackmonkey
It's a curse. Most everybody ends up coming back...
It's a curse. Most everybody ends up coming back but none of them quite know why (myself included)
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General Discussions
6 Dec 2002, 08:09
Replies:
8
Pasta
Views:
3,107
Posted By
Crackmonkey
I like my pasta dry
I like my pasta dry
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General Discussions
6 Dec 2002, 07:47
Replies:
4
getting money from parents
Views:
2,672
Posted By
Crackmonkey
I figured that much, I'm saying that I doubt that...
I figured that much, I'm saying that I doubt that your mom and sister would come to visit simply to leave you at home and go off shopping. Anyway, I guess either method would work just the same,...
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General Discussions
6 Dec 2002, 07:26
Replies:
4
getting money from parents
Views:
2,672
Posted By
Crackmonkey
I'd go with option #2 if you're really trying to...
I'd go with option #2 if you're really trying to get money, it makes you look a lot more desperate, tho you'll prolly be dragged around town with them on their expense, watching them shop etc.
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General Discussions
4 Dec 2002, 07:25
Replies:
1
Mercury Sparrow
Views:
2,565
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Mercury Sparrow
Someone I work with has a solo music project which he calls mercury sparrow. He wants to create some sort of symbol or picture to represent this but every idea that either of us come up with turn out...
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General Discussions
4 Dec 2002, 07:18
Replies:
4
Much as i am going to hate myself for this....
Views:
2,424
Posted By
Crackmonkey
This! (http://www.crackmonkey.org/crackdeb.jpg) ...
This! (http://www.crackmonkey.org/crackdeb.jpg)
...well, it was worth a shot anyway...
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General Discussions
4 Dec 2002, 07:09
Replies:
86
To whoever bidded for PA
Views:
7,902
Posted By
Crackmonkey
I think your friend better make his bid a little...
I think your friend better make his bid a little higher. Personally I never thought it would get this high.
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General Discussions
3 Dec 2002, 19:16
Replies:
22
Game Wars
Views:
4,426
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Re: Game Wars
Street Fighter
FIFA
?
?
GTA....which GTA did you mean?
Gran Turismo
Resident Evil
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General Discussions
2 Dec 2002, 07:58
Replies:
24
christmas prezzie ideas for the bf
Views:
4,342
Posted By
Crackmonkey
I don't have an xbox so I really couldn't say...
I don't have an xbox so I really couldn't say although I highly doubt it.
What does he like though?
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General Discussions
2 Dec 2002, 07:52
Replies:
8
How to make Caramel
Views:
2,962
Posted By
Crackmonkey
try roasting marhmallows too, thats always fun, I...
try roasting marhmallows too, thats always fun, I got kicked out of a denny's for it once
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General Discussions
2 Dec 2002, 07:51
Replies:
24
christmas prezzie ideas for the bf
Views:
4,342
Posted By
Crackmonkey
just make sure it's the right size
just make sure it's the right size
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General Discussions
2 Dec 2002, 07:49
Replies:
24
christmas prezzie ideas for the bf
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4,342
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Crackmonkey
What types of games does he like? IF he...
What types of games does he like?
IF he buys an xbox you're out of luck looking for a GTA game btw
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2 Dec 2002, 06:24
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How to make Caramel
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Posted By
Crackmonkey
Sorry to be the one to break it to you but I...
Sorry to be the one to break it to you but I believe you just created molasses, not caramel :/
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29 Nov 2002, 06:44
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More love advice (don't mock me)
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Crackmonkey
'Nice sandals, wanna ****?' btw I thought...
'Nice sandals, wanna ****?'
btw I thought that you of all people would know better than to ask this this type of advice on the PA boards, Creator :P
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18 Nov 2002, 19:05
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Song
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2,938
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Half of the people on the boards have already...
Half of the people on the boards have already quit anyway
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General Discussions
12 Nov 2002, 08:28
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Role-players have WAY too much time
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Crackmonkey
I think the rules are made by the thread starter,...
I think the rules are made by the thread starter, or mabye they just ignore those people, who knows....I dont feel like finding out right now...
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General Discussions
8 Nov 2002, 05:28
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I Rarely Make Those Threads To Sites With Really Fun Material
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3,075
Posted By
Crackmonkey
the date rape drug
the date rape drug
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6 Nov 2002, 07:07
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Is there anything worth doing online these days?
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Crackmonkey
look through all the sites on flavius'...
look through all the sites on flavius' sig....gets boring but it passes some time :/
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General Discussions
4 Nov 2002, 06:20
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70
The revolution is coming
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6,269
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Wasn't buckcherry supposed to be the 'saviors of...
Wasn't buckcherry supposed to be the 'saviors of rock n' roll'(even though they weren't all that great to begin with) ?
Now people are saying the white stripes are our newfound savior... and they...
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General Discussions
4 Nov 2002, 06:09
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10
GTA: Vice City
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3,254
Posted By
Crackmonkey
Definitely worth getting. It seemed more like a...
Definitely worth getting. It seemed more like a GTA3 expansion pack to me at first but once I played it enough I got to liking it a lot more.
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