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Forum: General Discussions 20 Aug 2003, 14:24
Replies: 17
Views: 1,404
Posted By ELeeming
ELeeming is in 11713th place. ELeeming has...

ELeeming is in 11713th place.

ELeeming has been a participant since 2003-07-15, and in that time has typed 12,503 keys in total.
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Forum: General Discussions 11 Aug 2003, 15:05
Replies: 100
Views: 2,801
Posted By ELeeming
What a thread to come back to after a month off. ...

What a thread to come back to after a month off. :up: :up: :up: :up:
Forum: General Discussions 11 Aug 2003, 15:00
Replies: 5
Views: 700
Posted By ELeeming
oh Mandy....

you came and you gave me the ricin.....



or, in other words, the last episode of 24 was pretty good. I thought it was pretty dull between the shoot out and Palmer getting poisoned, but the...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jul 2003, 21:04
Replies: 4
Views: 746
Posted By ELeeming
It's pretty good. It's not the best book ever...

It's pretty good. It's not the best book ever written, but it's funny and worth a look.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jul 2003, 12:24
Replies: 73
Views: 2,371
Posted By ELeeming
www.eliteclub.co.uk you can d/l Frontier and...

www.eliteclub.co.uk

you can d/l Frontier and FFE. Also has a pretty good links section.

also: www.newkind.co.uk has a reverse engineered original for the PC.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jul 2003, 11:54
Replies: 52
Views: 1,609
Posted By ELeeming
I only ever read The Daily Mail. And once...

I only ever read The Daily Mail.

And once again I am humoured by the OMG TORIES = TEH BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111 feeling on this forum.

Really, it's very amusing.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jul 2003, 11:34
Replies: 4
Views: 993
Posted By ELeeming
you also need a tv liscence, if in the uk.

you also need a tv liscence, if in the uk.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jul 2003, 11:32
Replies: 4
Views: 722
Posted By ELeeming
played, as in "well played", or "cracking shot...

played, as in "well played", or "cracking shot good sir!"
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jul 2003, 11:23
Replies: 23
Views: 883
Posted By ELeeming
That looks to be one fine movie there. I'll...

That looks to be one fine movie there.

I'll be watching it anyway.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jul 2003, 11:20
Replies: 10
Views: 682
Posted By ELeeming
Oh, that rule 1.

Oh, that rule 1.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jul 2003, 11:05
Replies: 10
Views: 682
Posted By ELeeming
Remind me what rule 1 is again, would you?

Remind me what rule 1 is again, would you?
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2003, 17:31
Replies: 13
Views: 816
Posted By ELeeming
I never smile.

I never smile.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2003, 16:40
Replies: 50
Views: 1,508
Posted By ELeeming
I can expect it in 2009 then.

I can expect it in 2009 then.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2003, 16:32
Replies: 50
Views: 1,508
Posted By ELeeming
Mods, we really need a sarcasm tag. Think of the...

Mods, we really need a sarcasm tag. Think of the comedy.

And 8ish/10
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2003, 16:25
Replies: 13
Views: 816
Posted By ELeeming
That's the nicest thing anyone's said to me...

That's the nicest thing anyone's said to me today.

Which proves what a crap day I'm having.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jul 2003, 23:05
Replies: 13
Views: 816
Posted By ELeeming
I am not a ned. stfu.

I am not a ned. stfu.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jul 2003, 17:12
Replies: 13
Views: 816
Posted By ELeeming
http://erc.qmuc.ac.uk/psc/imageup/1058112684__PICT...

http://erc.qmuc.ac.uk/psc/imageup/1058112684__PICT0001.jpg
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jul 2003, 23:27
Replies: 13
Views: 816
Posted By ELeeming
It could be worse. You could be me.

sexy or what

http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/3f0faf81_981a/bc/JCMR/No+laughing+please.jpg?bc21IE_ARFaVq6yH
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jul 2003, 16:23
Replies: 25
Poll: Petition*
Views: 852
Posted By ELeeming
and yes is just edging in front

and yes is just edging in front
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jul 2003, 13:45
Replies: 60
Views: 1,829
Posted By ELeeming
No matter where you go, there you are. There...

No matter where you go, there you are.

There are levels of survival we are prepared to accept.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2003, 16:30
Replies: 27
Views: 921
Posted By ELeeming
OMG YES :ninjaa: :ninja:

OMG YES


:ninjaa: :ninja:
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jun 2003, 14:28
Replies: 11
Views: 762
Posted By ELeeming
he already has a regualar spot lined up on V...

he already has a regualar spot lined up on V Graham Norton
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jun 2003, 17:33
Replies: 41
Views: 1,246
Posted By ELeeming
I would jump to it. Because it's right.

I would jump to it. Because it's right.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jun 2003, 17:29
Replies: 41
Views: 1,246
Posted By ELeeming
It was subtlely hinted at above

It was subtlely hinted at above
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jun 2003, 17:06
Replies: 41
Views: 1,246
Posted By ELeeming
not enought plot either. ps wtf is this...

not enought plot either.

ps wtf is this :bunny: :bunny:
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jun 2003, 17:02
Replies: 41
Views: 1,246
Posted By ELeeming
I've read the first three, but tbh I thought they...

I've read the first three, but tbh I thought they were a bit badly written.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jun 2003, 17:00
Replies: 41
Views: 1,246
Posted By ELeeming
you've just went and spoiled it now haven't you.

you've just went and spoiled it now haven't you.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jun 2003, 16:55
Replies: 41
Views: 1,246
Posted By ELeeming
Did I say that Herimone died? No I didn't.

Did I say that Herimone died? No I didn't.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jun 2003, 16:49
Replies: 41
Views: 1,246
Posted By ELeeming
You couldn't be more wrong

You couldn't be more wrong
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jun 2003, 16:46
Replies: 3
Views: 599
Posted By ELeeming
why change the habit of a life time?

why change the habit of a life time?
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jun 2003, 16:43
Replies: 3
Views: 599
Posted By ELeeming
Northeren Constabulary hold young male on suspicion of muder

click here for full story (http://www.ridiculopathy.com/stock/potter_arrested.jpg)
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 17:10
Replies: 28
Views: 800
Posted By ELeeming
the cylinder moves along the grond. v != 0

the cylinder moves along the grond. v != 0
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 16:52
Replies: 21
Views: 999
Posted By ELeeming
w/ compliments ...

w/ compliments

http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=165721
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 16:24
Replies: 186
Views: 5,378
Posted By ELeeming
First of all, play www.nationstates.net ...

First of all, play www.nationstates.net

secondly, a capitalist anarchy clearly 0wns all
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 15:56
Replies: 21
Views: 999
Posted By ELeeming
The third one's pretty tough. It took me a few...

The third one's pretty tough. It took me a few goes to get above 34%
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 15:53
Replies: 33
Views: 1,090
Posted By ELeeming
Get a something awful account trust me.

Get a something awful account

trust me.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 15:51
Replies: 21
Views: 999
Posted By ELeeming
you've already proved today that your opinons are...

you've already proved today that your opinons are worth approximately zero.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 15:49
Replies: 20
Views: 1,013
Posted By ELeeming
I agree with Mong. There are a lot of good...

I agree with Mong. There are a lot of good programs on, you just need to shift throught the rubbish a bit to find them.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 15:47
Replies: 21
Views: 999
Posted By ELeeming
How good a spy are you? :ninja:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/drama/spooks/spy_academy.shtml

To give you something to (easily) beat, my scores are 67%, 92% and 100%, giving an average of 87%
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jun 2003, 17:12
Replies: 34
Views: 1,156
Posted By ELeeming
well noticed

well noticed
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jun 2003, 17:08
Replies: 34
Views: 1,156
Posted By ELeeming
many websites play it, it's just that SA are...

many websites play it, it's just that SA are 0wning everybody at the moment
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jun 2003, 17:04
Replies: 34
Views: 1,156
Posted By ELeeming
ATTN MODS: we need to play referer risk

http://drunkmenworkhere.org/189.php?action=instructions

would this not be a :cool: thing to have on GD?
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jun 2003, 16:40
Replies: 21
Views: 794
Posted By ELeeming
Exclamation Well, the odds on h0t sex0ring have just went...

Well, the odds on h0t sex0ring have just went down.


2 of them are being evicted on friday.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jun 2003, 15:51
Replies: 21
Views: 794
Posted By ELeeming
Apparently, he is "hung"

Apparently, he is "hung"
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jun 2003, 15:45
Replies: 15
Views: 885
Posted By ELeeming
tl;dr

tl;dr
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jun 2003, 15:27
Replies: 215
Views: 6,495
Posted By ELeeming
Exclamation More lies about iraq

Iraq is in Africa.

It is very cold there.

Iraqis all support Sunderland.

The national dish is pork chops.

The national drink is Coca-Cola.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jun 2003, 15:11
Replies: 32
Views: 844
Posted By ELeeming
Isn't that Harry Pot-head?

Isn't that Harry Pot-head?
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jun 2003, 15:08
Replies: 32
Views: 844
Posted By ELeeming
who is this Harry Potter? And why is he near...

who is this Harry Potter?

And why is he near 5?
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2003, 12:37
Replies: 26
Views: 727
Posted By ELeeming
we get gaelic programs tonight, w00t w00t. ...

we get gaelic programs tonight, w00t w00t.

:rolleyes:

we need a [sarcasm] tag like SA.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Jun 2003, 11:27
Replies: 45
Views: 1,175
Posted By ELeeming
Maths at Edinburgh. It's okay. some of the...

Maths at Edinburgh.

It's okay. some of the residences are pretty ****ty, but the uni's alright.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jun 2003, 12:56
Replies: 5
Views: 510
Posted By ELeeming
Trivia: The actress that plays Della was the...

Trivia: The actress that plays Della was the school girl in trainspotting, and is engaged to the drummer from Travis

Yep, it's pretty good. better than the new series of spooks, tbph.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jun 2003, 13:41
Replies: 56
Views: 2,008
Posted By ELeeming
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jun 2003, 13:41
Replies: 16
Views: 893
Posted By ELeeming
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jun 2003, 13:39
Replies: 56
Views: 2,008
Posted By ELeeming
Re: The World's Best Blonde Joke

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Forum: General Discussions 5 Jun 2003, 13:35
Replies: 42
Views: 1,095
Posted By ELeeming
This is not an attempt to hide a porn link with...

This is not an attempt to hide a porn link with the forums fux0red. I would never do such a thing (http://www.furnitureporn.com/furnporn1.html)
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jun 2003, 11:58
Replies: 32
Views: 653
Posted By ELeeming
I thought it was okay. They overdid the split...

I thought it was okay. They overdid the split screen stuff though.

But yes, SoP was slightly better.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jun 2003, 11:44
Replies: 29
Views: 1,922
Posted By ELeeming


Forum: General Discussions 4 Jun 2003, 11:38
Replies: 21
Views: 699
Posted By ELeeming
Re: Complete this sentence

I would be a better poster if I had more time and didn't have exams atm.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jun 2003, 15:55
Replies: 26
Views: 661
Posted By ELeeming


Forum: General Discussions 3 Jun 2003, 14:44
Replies: 32
Views: 653
Posted By ELeeming
P(MrL posts in a thread ==> Thread goes off...

P(MrL posts in a thread ==> Thread goes off topic) = 1
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jun 2003, 13:25
Replies: 11
Views: 589
Posted By ELeeming
One that we did once on the Cowgate was that the...

One that we did once on the Cowgate was that the crawlers had to get a signed receipt from each pub.

Trying to bet a receipt for a round of drinks when you're pissed is not easy.

Either that or...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jun 2003, 12:17
Replies: 32
Views: 653
Posted By ELeeming
Re: [spooks]

I liked when they sent the war criminal to egypt to get castrated out of sheer spite.

plus it has Keely Hawkes in it :D
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2003, 11:32
Replies: 9
Views: 1,133
Posted By ELeeming
You've pulled there, mate.

You've pulled there, mate.
Forum: General Discussions 31 May 2003, 11:26
Replies: 33
Views: 836
Posted By ELeeming
A Little Birdie Told Me About It...

A Little Birdie Told Me About It (http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=541468) <<-- warning, SA link

And Leshy, you're going to tell me what the hell that is.
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2003, 13:12
Replies: 17
Views: 512
Posted By ELeeming
OMG WTF YOU...

OMG WTF YOU FURRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111234567890-
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2003, 13:00
Replies: 33
Views: 836
Posted By ELeeming
We should get Yahwe to look over the case.

We should get Yahwe to look over the case.
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2003, 12:42
Replies: 33
Views: 836
Posted By ELeeming
everybody knows that bisexual women are more...

everybody knows that bisexual women are more attractive than straight women.

Plus their more likely to say/be in for amusing things.


Here's another funny one
...
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2003, 12:30
Replies: 33
Views: 836
Posted By ELeeming
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/whites/dawn-2590w.ht...

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/whites/dawn-2590w.htm



edit: sayonara, to quote some of the people on that site, I plead the 5th (Not Gay)
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2003, 12:14
Replies: 33
Views: 836
Posted By ELeeming
Just a minute! Whats this?

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/bi-sexual/aaryn-3881wb.htm

:eek:
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2003, 10:50
Replies: 42
Views: 1,052
Posted By ELeeming
Two bytes were at a bar. One byte turns to the...

Two bytes were at a bar. One byte turns to the other and says "Hey, I'm not feeling too well, I think I have a parity error." The other byte says "Yeah, I thought you looked a bit off."
...
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2003, 10:27
Replies: 65
Views: 1,458
Posted By ELeeming
which is why you are asked to propose a solution...

which is why you are asked to propose a solution for the first player.
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2003, 19:51
Replies: 42
Views: 1,052
Posted By ELeeming
National Dyslexics Association

National Dyslexics Association
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2003, 19:49
Replies: 20
Views: 706
Posted By ELeeming
:megamon:

:megamon:
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2003, 19:25
Replies: 20
Views: 706
Posted By ELeeming
I am soooooooooo glad you added that :D

I am soooooooooo glad you added that :D
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2003, 19:24
Replies: 39
Views: 868
Posted By ELeeming
Dookie Velvet: spotty, apparently

Dookie Velvet: spotty, apparently
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2003, 19:20
Replies: 65
Views: 1,458
Posted By ELeeming
Chance was the wrong word to use there. I meant...

Chance was the wrong word to use there. I meant that if you say no to the first offer of the money, somone else will get in offering you 0, and so you are better off to take the first pay out.
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2003, 19:17
Replies: 17
Views: 523
Posted By ELeeming
The planes take 500/1600 hours to meet So...

The planes take 500/1600 hours to meet

So the missile travels 2000 * 500/1600 = 625 miles

QED
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2003, 19:15
Replies: 19
Views: 647
Posted By ELeeming
tl:dr

tl:dr
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2003, 19:13
Replies: 65
Views: 1,458
Posted By ELeeming
This is why you assume "Best Play". The other...

This is why you assume "Best Play". The other people's responces are predictable, so you chose the responce that guarentees the highest pay out to you.

Obviously this means taking the money at...
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2003, 18:57
Replies: 20
Views: 641
Posted By ELeeming
get a blind g/f

get a blind g/f
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2003, 17:28
Replies: 17
Views: 593
Posted By ELeeming
It's muggy here. Too hot for me.:(

It's muggy here. Too hot for me.:(
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2003, 17:27
Replies: 47
Views: 987
Posted By ELeeming
IN THE NAME OF JESUS...

IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2003, 17:21
Replies: 47
Views: 987
Posted By ELeeming
:monocle:

:monocle:
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2003, 17:04
Replies: 42
Views: 1,052
Posted By ELeeming
ITT we share science jokes

Teacher: What is the integral of 1/(Cabin)

Pupil: It's a log Cabin.

Teacher: No, it's a House Boat, you forgot the + C.
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2003, 16:55
Replies: 20
Views: 706
Posted By ELeeming
Well I thought it was funny. So there.

Well I thought it was funny.

So there.
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2003, 16:40
Replies: 21
Views: 765
Posted By ELeeming
Been there, done that. Not the gay pride...

Been there, done that.

Not the gay pride thing though.
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2003, 14:24
Replies: 65
Views: 1,458
Posted By ELeeming
Any student will point out the error here.

Any student will point out the error here.
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2003, 14:04
Replies: 17
Views: 601
Posted By ELeeming
This Afternoon, I am mostly listening to....

Yes it's another one of these threads. We've not had one for a while, so, what the hey. Post what you're listening to below.


Mercury Rev: Goddess On A Hiway
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2003, 13:16
Replies: 65
Views: 1,458
Posted By ELeeming
You assume "best play", ie every other player...

You assume "best play", ie every other player will try to get the best outcome, which is predictable.
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2003, 13:10
Replies: 35
Views: 909
Posted By ELeeming
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2003, 13:03
Replies: 65
Views: 1,458
Posted By ELeeming
Where did you get it Nod? Are there any more...

Where did you get it Nod? Are there any more like that?
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2003, 12:44
Replies: 65
Views: 1,458
Posted By ELeeming
w00t!!! Edited solution out for other people...

w00t!!!

Edited solution out for other people to try.
Forum: General Discussions 29 May 2003, 12:40
Replies: 65
Views: 1,458
Posted By ELeeming
Edited out for same reason as above PS I...

Edited out for same reason as above

PS I have a game theory exam on Saturday which I will fail miserably.
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 14:26
Replies: 13
Views: 570
Posted By ELeeming
http://www.duk0r.net/matrix/70.jpg hahahahaha

http://www.duk0r.net/matrix/70.jpg

hahahahaha
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 14:20
Replies: 4
Views: 540
Posted By ELeeming
I think they're just staged. There does look to...

I think they're just staged. There does look to be the same person in a pic twice though. Pretty cool, I can see my gal banner coming out of there for r9.5
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 14:13
Replies: 4
Views: 540
Posted By ELeeming
Whoa [see these pics and be amazed][not porn or anything][comedy third tag option]

http://www.myevilplans.com/pic/fight1/index.htm

http://www.myevilplans.com/pic/fight2/index.htm
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 13:25
Replies: 16
Views: 618
Posted By ELeeming
That's blatantly obvious.

That's blatantly obvious.
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 13:16
Replies: 6
Views: 497
Posted By ELeeming
I laughed. Which shows how bored I actually...

I laughed.

Which shows how bored I actually am
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 13:14
Replies: 39
Views: 868
Posted By ELeeming
[GAP]Obiwan ehm... Star Wars fan? ...

[GAP]Obiwan

ehm...

Star Wars fan?

Also appears to be a bit, well, you know, strange.
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 13:09
Replies: 16
Views: 618
Posted By ELeeming
You sir, will be one of the first to go. ...

You sir, will be one of the first to go.



Nah, if he did he would lose his personal ass licker Blair.
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 13:02
Replies: 16
Views: 618
Posted By ELeeming
I don't care. They're still wrong to try and...

I don't care. They're still wrong to try and copy what is possibly the funniest film ever made. I guarentee it will be all "Americanised" and crap.
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 12:56
Replies: 16
Views: 618
Posted By ELeeming
The defilers! I declare Jihad!

HOW DARE THEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DARE THEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (http://reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=reviewsNews&storyID=2820817)
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 10:40
Replies: 2
Views: 518
Posted By ELeeming
A Question...

A good old suck to make it wet
It dribbles down my chin
Then when I think the time is right
I ram the thing right in

Cadbury's cream eggs. How do you eat yours?
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 10:37
Replies: 29
Views: 722
Posted By ELeeming


Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 09:39
Replies: 26
Views: 688
Posted By ELeeming
pogs

pogs
Forum: General Discussions 27 May 2003, 12:14
Replies: 54
Views: 1,007
Posted By ELeeming
I told u i was hardcore

I told u i was hardcore
Forum: General Discussions 27 May 2003, 11:55
Replies: 3
Views: 541
Posted By ELeeming
Oh, thanks :o Yeah, it's good. Not as good...

Oh, thanks :o

Yeah, it's good. Not as good as, say, Spooks, but still well worth watching.
Forum: General Discussions 26 May 2003, 13:37
Replies: 28
Views: 636
Posted By ELeeming
Forum: General Discussions 26 May 2003, 13:16
Replies: 41
Views: 917
Posted By ELeeming
I'm very very tempted, but it's a bit far when...

I'm very very tempted, but it's a bit far when I've got exams that week, so no.
Forum: General Discussions 26 May 2003, 13:02
Replies: 3
Views: 541
Posted By ELeeming
Re: State of Play

Episode 1

The MP (http://www.bbc.co.uk/drama/stateofplay/game_images/images/2b.jpg) was shagging his researcher, who "jumped" in front of the tube train he was travelling on. This, imho, was no...
Forum: General Discussions 23 May 2003, 12:43
Replies: 11
Views: 515
Posted By ELeeming
Re: Youssou N'Dour and Nene Cherry - 7 Seconds

You lost me right at the start there.
Forum: General Discussions 23 May 2003, 12:19
Replies: 20
Views: 690
Posted By ELeeming
God that brings back memories of the "Bullets not...

God that brings back memories of the "Bullets not cum" thread.

Sheer Class.
Forum: General Discussions 23 May 2003, 12:15
Replies: 54
Views: 1,038
Posted By ELeeming
Any reason you're leaving Edinburgh, or is it...

Any reason you're leaving Edinburgh, or is it just general crappyness?
Forum: General Discussions 23 May 2003, 12:06
Replies: 30
Views: 873
Posted By ELeeming
Yep, 0/2 is quite rare

Yep, 0/2 is quite rare
Forum: General Discussions 23 May 2003, 11:25
Replies: 19
Views: 588
Posted By ELeeming
The best thread in the world ever is possibly ...

The best thread in the world ever is possibly

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=253424


Or perhaps

...
Forum: General Discussions 22 May 2003, 15:25
Replies: 34
Views: 1,688
Posted By ELeeming
I'm fairly certain they were fighting at Uum...

I'm fairly certain they were fighting at Uum Kasar, becasue there was an article in the paper saying it was the first time Polish troops had fought under the Polish flag since WW2.
Forum: General Discussions 22 May 2003, 15:17
Replies: 34
Views: 1,688
Posted By ELeeming
You forgot Poland

You forgot Poland
Forum: General Discussions 22 May 2003, 15:10
Replies: 23
Views: 754
Posted By ELeeming
EFB

EFB
Forum: General Discussions 22 May 2003, 14:56
Replies: 23
Views: 754
Posted By ELeeming
I don't get the whole YAMS thing. wtf does it...

I don't get the whole YAMS thing. wtf does it mean?
Forum: General Discussions 22 May 2003, 14:33
Replies: 36
Views: 872
Posted By ELeeming
Nothing much.

Nothing much.
Forum: General Discussions 22 May 2003, 12:13
Replies: 23
Views: 754
Posted By ELeeming
Outside planet Nodrog however, it can clearly be...

Outside planet Nodrog however, it can clearly be seen that GBS is the epitome of comedy, and that FYAD is just a cess pool of humanity. And, ofc, FYAD comes in 4 colours, Pink, Gay Pink, Girlie Pink...
Forum: General Discussions 22 May 2003, 12:08
Replies: 23
Views: 754
Posted By ELeeming
Okay, all the good threads start on GBS, then go...

Okay, all the good threads start on GBS, then go into the Comedy Goldmine.

and I've never really bothered about FYAD, but the impression I got was that it was full of :devil: etc.
Forum: General Discussions 22 May 2003, 12:04
Replies: 23
Views: 754
Posted By ELeeming
To which part? I've never felt the need to look...

To which part? I've never felt the need to look at FYAD, but that was the impression I got
Forum: General Discussions 22 May 2003, 12:00
Replies: 23
Views: 754
Posted By ELeeming
FYAD = **** You And Die. Basically all the good...

FYAD = **** You And Die. Basically all the good threads are on GBS, and all the flames etc. are on FYAD. It's well worth getting an account. I mean $10/£6.50 is less than a round of drinks, and...
Forum: General Discussions 21 May 2003, 17:56
Replies: 5
Views: 484
Posted By ELeeming
\o/

\o/
Forum: General Discussions 21 May 2003, 17:30
Replies: 5
Views: 484
Posted By ELeeming
you didn't think it was side splittingly funny...

you didn't think it was side splittingly funny then?
Forum: General Discussions 21 May 2003, 17:29
Replies: 18
Views: 713
Posted By ELeeming
Seriously mate, you're probably safer with the...

Seriously mate, you're probably safer with the beef.
Forum: General Discussions 21 May 2003, 17:26
Replies: 5
Views: 484
Posted By ELeeming
A man was walking home from work...

And saw a packet of Olympic condoms for sale, which he bought. When he got home his wife asked "Olympic condoms, what are they?"

The man replies "There's a Gold one, a Silver one, and a Bronze...
Forum: General Discussions 21 May 2003, 17:21
Replies: 50
Views: 1,332
Posted By ELeeming
The problem with any sort of referendum is that...

The problem with any sort of referendum is that stupid people get a vote as well.


Therefore I firmly beleive that everyone with an IQ of less than 100 should not get the right to vote.

And...
Forum: General Discussions 16 May 2003, 13:24
Replies: 9
Views: 565
Posted By ELeeming
Doesn't PA go through a lot of "Executives"

That's two (Prince and Kloopy) in as many weeks. Is this normal?
Forum: General Discussions 16 May 2003, 13:21
Replies: 16
Views: 785
Posted By ELeeming
I thought lisences were either unlimited or for 1...

I thought lisences were either unlimited or for 1 year only.

Could be wrong though
Forum: General Discussions 16 May 2003, 13:17
Replies: 24
Views: 825
Posted By ELeeming
Not in terms of ease of delivery, I wouldn't...

Not in terms of ease of delivery, I wouldn't think.

Reminds me of a short story called Piecework. Couldn't tell you who wrote it though. Basically women gave birth to machines, cause it was the...
Forum: General Discussions 12 May 2003, 17:46
Replies: 47
Views: 2,443
Posted By ELeeming
My mates have a **** load of scream stuff. They...

My mates have a **** load of scream stuff. They were due us (EUMSC (http://www.eusu.ed.ac.uk/clubs/eumsc)) money, so we raided their pub one night. We don't go there any more.

Also, the children...
Forum: General Discussions 12 May 2003, 15:43
Replies: 11
Views: 611
Posted By ELeeming
All the time. Doves - There Goes The Fear ...

All the time.

Doves - There Goes The Fear
RHCP - Universally Speaking

are the two that spring to mind just now
Forum: General Discussions 12 May 2003, 15:26
Replies: 14
Views: 664
Posted By ELeeming
Re: Geography Lesson

you = owned. kind of anyway (going by your tone of voice)

Kallingrad contains the famous seven bridges that are an exercise in Graph Theory. Really.
Forum: General Discussions 12 May 2003, 15:11
Replies: 47
Views: 2,967
Posted By ELeeming
Air Group 10 got hammered during the first part...

Air Group 10 got hammered during the first part of the Battle of Britain, since they were defending London and the South East. Just after Aldertag, they got rotated with 11 Group (South West)to get...
Forum: General Discussions 9 May 2003, 11:40
Replies: 125
Views: 3,119
Posted By ELeeming
TBPH, France and Spain also contributed to the...

TBPH, France and Spain also contributed to the slaughter of native americans, and I suspect your dates are out a bit. The idea of the british empire was always commercial, and as such emancipation...
Forum: General Discussions 8 May 2003, 16:18
Replies: 125
Views: 3,119
Posted By ELeeming
I very much doubt that there are any Scots who...

I very much doubt that there are any Scots who could find there arse with both hands who beleive the whole of Baveheart. On the other hand it is very, very entertaining seeing all the english men...
Forum: General Discussions 8 May 2003, 16:03
Replies: 32
Views: 1,165
Posted By ELeeming
Re: I killed last night

You missed 4 of them? Not trying hard enough, my freind.



Probably not dead, only stunned. If it was dead it's eyes would have been duller. You should have made sure of it rather than left...
Forum: General Discussions 7 May 2003, 11:00
Replies: 10
Views: 504
Posted By ELeeming
They've just taken that too far

They've just taken that too far
Forum: General Discussions 7 May 2003, 10:58
Replies: 40
Views: 782
Posted By ELeeming
Football Athletics Think that's it, I...

Football
Athletics

Think that's it, I enjoy almost everything else.
Forum: General Discussions 7 May 2003, 10:53
Replies: 47
Views: 2,967
Posted By ELeeming
I read a book recently about Operation Sea Lion...

I read a book recently about Operation Sea Lion (Hitler's plan to invade Britian) from the german view point, and it was very interesting. It basically said that the entire build up for the invasion...
Forum: General Discussions 5 May 2003, 16:43
Replies: 34
Views: 931
Posted By ELeeming
Beleive it or not....

I am more left-wing than New Labour:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

admittedly this is not too difficult, but I was really very surprised

http://www.politicalcompass.org/

My...
Forum: General Discussions 5 May 2003, 10:44
Replies: 55
Views: 2,279
Posted By ELeeming
Somethings Wrong Or Rather Dull

Somethings
Wrong
Or
Rather
Dull
Forum: General Discussions 2 May 2003, 15:56
Replies: 31
Views: 668
Posted By ELeeming
True. Only 1 seat to declare, Tweedale, Ettrick...

True. Only 1 seat to declare, Tweedale, Ettrick & Lauderdale (mine). Pretty much a safe LD seat, although they did "misappropriate" £1 million of public money in the local council a year ago. so...
Forum: General Discussions 2 May 2003, 14:01
Replies: 24
Views: 629
Posted By ELeeming
I do a fair amout of motorsport, see my homepage...

I do a fair amout of motorsport, see my homepage below
Forum: General Discussions 2 May 2003, 13:44
Replies: 31
Views: 668
Posted By ELeeming
The only major party that did.

The only major party that did.
Forum: General Discussions 2 May 2003, 12:05
Replies: 31
Views: 668
Posted By ELeeming
Currently it's went pretty much as predicted,...

Currently it's went pretty much as predicted, with Labour losing seats to the SSP, and the SNP losing ground to the rediculus amount of Independant candidates we have standing up here.

Tories have...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Apr 2003, 09:31
Replies: 14
Nod
Views: 542
Posted By ELeeming
The answer to this, and many other mysterys of...

The answer to this, and many other mysterys of this thing we call life, may be found in #dyb.

Thank you.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Apr 2003, 09:23
Replies: 18
Views: 566
Posted By ELeeming
Re: What ever happened to

ask Shai. or Nodrog (are we still doing that sword?)
Forum: General Discussions 28 Apr 2003, 14:36
Replies: 86
Views: 2,883
Posted By ELeeming
The life of Nodrog

The life of Nodrog
Forum: General Discussions 28 Apr 2003, 14:21
Replies: 8
Views: 515
Posted By ELeeming
Nodrog needs to try this

Nodrog needs to try this
Forum: General Discussions 28 Apr 2003, 14:00
Replies: 11
Views: 480
Posted By ELeeming
sounds like nodrog's life story

sounds like nodrog's life story
Forum: General Discussions 28 Apr 2003, 13:52
Replies: 23
Views: 648
Posted By ELeeming
Always working against a dark background, eh?

Always working against a dark background, eh?
Forum: General Discussions 28 Apr 2003, 13:46
Replies: 38
Views: 619
Posted By ELeeming
24 Last nights episode was mint Pure...

24

Last nights episode was mint

Pure quality man, as the citizens of Glenrothes might say (lo Nodrog )
Forum: General Discussions 28 Apr 2003, 13:39
Replies: 30
Views: 937
Posted By ELeeming
I think Nodrog in particular will like those.

I think Nodrog in particular will like those.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Apr 2003, 13:33
Replies: 13
Views: 451
Posted By ELeeming
lol

lol
Forum: General Discussions 16 Apr 2003, 10:49
Replies: 7
Views: 660
Posted By ELeeming
If anyone's interested

I've set up a Planetarion leaque on Celebdaq (http://www.bbc.co.uk/celebdaq)
Forum: General Discussions 15 Apr 2003, 15:12
Replies: 22
Views: 743
Posted By ELeeming
sounds a good job

sounds a good job
Forum: General Discussions 15 Apr 2003, 15:09
Replies: 27
Views: 732
Posted By ELeeming
Re: Finish this sentence

I won a rally for the first time, in March 2001. I was on a high for days.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Apr 2003, 15:03
Replies: 22
Views: 743
Posted By ELeeming
One of my friends is in Australia for a year...

One of my friends is in Australia for a year culling kangeroos. He says it's well fun.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Apr 2003, 14:56
Replies: 57
Views: 1,359
Posted By ELeeming
Well I can't wait to see it. And K S...

Well I can't wait to see it.

And K S Robinson is well good. Just Finished The Years of Rice and Salt. pure brilliant man :up: :up: :up:
Forum: General Discussions 15 Apr 2003, 14:41
Replies: 3
Views: 459
Posted By ELeeming
Breaking News - Saddam Hussain Found

Saddam Hussain was found today in a chip shop in Iraq.

He was located when his son Uday went into the chip shop and asked for a portion of chips.

"Do you want a cone?" Asked Saddam.

Uday...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Mar 2003, 20:44
Replies: 29
Views: 692
Posted By ELeeming
Iraqi Suicide bombing

Why do I get the feeling that this war is rapidly going downhill?
Forum: General Discussions 25 Mar 2003, 23:24
Replies: 24
Views: 1,056
Posted By ELeeming
I'll bet Kuwait would be a great place for a...

I'll bet Kuwait would be a great place for a holiday at the moment

nobody there, cheap flights out, plenty entertainment.

:up: :cool: :up:
Forum: General Discussions 21 Mar 2003, 00:09
Replies: 38
Views: 943
Posted By ELeeming
Not allies, coalition. The Allies was something...

Not allies, coalition. The Allies was something else.

Oh, and stfu, you terrorist.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Mar 2003, 23:15
Replies: 47
Views: 2,595
Posted By ELeeming
yeah it's (11/9)/2001 since by default all common...

yeah it's (11/9)/2001 since by default all common operations are left to right.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Mar 2003, 23:08
Replies: 52
Views: 1,506
Posted By ELeeming
Summary of this thread: Reasons to like...

Summary of this thread:

Reasons to like french people...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Mar 2003, 13:17
Replies: 17
Views: 578
Posted By ELeeming
Yes. He's also the Greek General in C&C:RA. ...

Yes.

He's also the Greek General in C&C:RA.

coincidence?

pfft
Forum: General Discussions 14 Mar 2003, 12:34
Replies: 23
Views: 945
Posted By ELeeming
Re: Here, we invent ridiculous GD related conspiracy theories and back them up poorly.

I Propose That

Nodrog = Aryn

I think this because

They both got kicked from #forums for having too many connections at the same time

My evidence is
Forum: General Discussions 13 Mar 2003, 19:31
Replies: 32
Views: 689
Posted By ELeeming
Re: If you was to be given one wish.

You to learn the concept of grammar
Forum: General Discussions 13 Mar 2003, 15:48
Replies: 25
Views: 807
Posted By ELeeming
France don't need America as an ally now. ...

France don't need America as an ally now.

They have Zimbabwe instead.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Mar 2003, 15:41
Replies: 26
Views: 734
Posted By ELeeming
here your argument falls down

here your argument falls down
Forum: General Discussions 13 Mar 2003, 15:35
Replies: 47
Views: 1,417
Posted By ELeeming
hear hear.

hear hear.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Mar 2003, 13:54
Replies: 47
Views: 1,417
Posted By ELeeming
Re: Re: Welcome To The Uk: The Nanny State

revolting could be a handy solution to the problem.

Any takers?
Forum: General Discussions 13 Mar 2003, 13:21
Replies: 26
Views: 734
Posted By ELeeming
you do not type in dialect. It doesn't work.

you do not type in dialect. It doesn't work.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Mar 2003, 14:14
Replies: 27
Views: 746
Posted By ELeeming
Muse are good for this kind of thing.

Muse are good for this kind of thing.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Mar 2003, 14:06
Replies: 6
Views: 413
Posted By ELeeming
http://www.rathergood.com/independent_woman/

http://www.rathergood.com/independent_woman/
Forum: General Discussions 11 Mar 2003, 15:29
Replies: 25
Views: 655
Posted By ELeeming
and everyones bar you is getting laid

and everyones bar you is getting laid
Forum: General Discussions 11 Mar 2003, 14:05
Replies: 16
Views: 602
Posted By ELeeming
Finnally. I'm in shock (:eek:) that it took...

Finnally.

I'm in shock (:eek:) that it took so long.

Oh and people, in AH, join Die You Bitch incely. thanks.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Mar 2003, 13:48
Replies: 16
Views: 602
Posted By ELeeming
Since when has that stopped anybody? xtrasyn...

Since when has that stopped anybody?

xtrasyn - no.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Mar 2003, 13:35
Replies: 16
Views: 602
Posted By ELeeming
Exclamation Free Account Competition

First three id numbers posted in this thread will be activated FOC.

GO.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Mar 2003, 13:26
Replies: 13
Views: 799
Posted By ELeeming
That's why I said alledgedly. Killing over 11...

That's why I said alledgedly. Killing over 11 ships a minute would be pretty hard.

Although, now I think about it, I think money counted towards the final score, so you never know.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Mar 2003, 12:58
Replies: 13
Views: 799
Posted By ELeeming
That's funny. The word also has connections...

That's funny.

The word also has connections with the first great computer game, Elite, which was the first computer game to have a world-wide competition (how many kills you could get in 2 hours,...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Mar 2003, 12:19
Replies: 16
Views: 636
Posted By ELeeming
I always liked Farscape, because I though it was...

I always liked Farscape, because I though it was quite realistic.

Don't laugh.

The premise of having alien races that could destroy humanity without breaking a sweat is far far far more likely...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Mar 2003, 19:02
Replies: 13
Views: 802
Posted By ELeeming
Re: *I need a banner*

Comedy MrL_Jakiri option
Forum: General Discussions 10 Mar 2003, 18:55
Replies: 84
Views: 1,713
Posted By ELeeming
America only had two beaches on D-Day, we had 2...

America only had two beaches on D-Day, we had 2 and the canadians had one.

Considering the length of the Brittish supply lines, was an american victory all that surprising?
Forum: General Discussions 10 Mar 2003, 17:12
Replies: 55
Views: 1,532
Posted By ELeeming
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=86910...

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=86910

There you go, have fun.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Mar 2003, 17:08
Replies: 0
Views: 494
Posted By ELeeming
Batten up the hatches

Here comes the cold
I can feel it coming it's making me old
You give me so much love that it blows my brains out

You need something better than
Bacon and Eggs
The creaking in the walls and...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Mar 2003, 16:51
Replies: 55
Views: 1,532
Posted By ELeeming
The only mod worth having on a car is a bigger...

The only mod worth having on a car is a bigger engine.

You civilians know nothing about cars. pfft.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Mar 2003, 14:55
Replies: 12
Views: 655
Posted By ELeeming
comedy 'als... ah, you get the idea.

comedy 'als...

ah, you get the idea.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Mar 2003, 19:30
Replies: 29
Views: 815
Posted By ELeeming
Berwick upon tweed must be up there as well.

Berwick upon tweed must be up there as well.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Mar 2003, 16:44
Replies: 6
Views: 378
Posted By ELeeming
Astrology, palm reading ect. = complete BS I...

Astrology, palm reading ect. = complete BS

I have, apparently, got "Solomon's ring".

wtf that is I don't know.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Mar 2003, 16:38
Replies: 10
Views: 506
Posted By ELeeming


Forum: General Discussions 5 Mar 2003, 15:15
Replies: 118
Views: 1,534
Posted By ELeeming
get down tonight?

get down tonight?
Forum: General Discussions 5 Mar 2003, 14:30
Replies: 118
Views: 1,534
Posted By ELeeming
You've just described 75% of GD posters. Well...

You've just described 75% of GD posters. Well done.

Oh and Mr Hello,
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2003, 18:27
Replies: 118
Views: 1,534
Posted By ELeeming
definately.

definately.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2003, 18:23
Replies: 118
Views: 1,534
Posted By ELeeming
Bugger just when I thoght I had a chance as well...

Bugger just when I thoght I had a chance as well (joke).
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2003, 18:18
Replies: 118
Views: 1,534
Posted By ELeeming
Ah the bitterness has started. In only a few...

Ah the bitterness has started. In only a few months, you'll be as bad as the rest of us.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2003, 18:17
Replies: 118
Views: 1,534
Posted By ELeeming
I noticed you stopped though.

I noticed you stopped though.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2003, 18:11
Replies: 118
Views: 1,534
Posted By ELeeming
stop saying lol for crying out loud. You sound...

stop saying lol for crying out loud. You sound like 12 or something.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2003, 18:04
Replies: 118
Views: 1,534
Posted By ELeeming
you should point her towards the joys of IRC.

you should point her towards the joys of IRC.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2003, 17:56
Replies: 118
Views: 1,534
Posted By ELeeming
serves you right for getting up so early

serves you right for getting up so early
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2003, 17:41
Replies: 118
Views: 1,534
Posted By ELeeming
You're right, Shai.

You're right, Shai.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2003, 17:38
Replies: 118
Views: 1,534
Posted By ELeeming
your rank?

your rank?
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2003, 17:36
Replies: 19
Views: 541
Posted By ELeeming
I took a dead snake into my primary 4 class. It...

I took a dead snake into my primary 4 class. It was :cool:

But, imho, rats are vermin.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2003, 17:33
Replies: 118
Views: 1,534
Posted By ELeeming
You're first post in this thread took care of...

You're first post in this thread took care of that.

We're all scared of you Aryn. :eek:
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2003, 17:31
Replies: 12
Views: 721
Posted By ELeeming
Someone explain today's Comedy Goldmine to me...

Someone explain today's Comedy Goldmine to me please. I don't get it. :( :( :(
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2003, 17:29
Replies: 118
Views: 1,534
Posted By ELeeming
That'll do for me. *back in 5

That'll do for me.

*back in 5
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2003, 17:27
Replies: 118
Views: 1,534
Posted By ELeeming
^^^ This one ^^^ And you're in trouble...

^^^ This one ^^^

And you're in trouble (Clause 2B)
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2003, 17:23
Replies: 118
Views: 1,534
Posted By ELeeming
Aryn can tell us. And as for being single,...

Aryn can tell us.

And as for being single, you should talk to Muslim. You'll find it educational.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2003, 17:22
Replies: 118
Views: 1,534
Posted By ELeeming
I should have added, or isn't a gimmick.

I should have added, or isn't a gimmick.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2003, 17:15
Replies: 118
Views: 1,534
Posted By ELeeming
You must be about the only person without a...

You must be about the only person without a gimmick.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2003, 17:12
Replies: 118
Views: 1,534
Posted By ELeeming
Aryn in gimmick account shocker.

Aryn in gimmick account shocker.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2003, 16:26
Replies: 36
Views: 749
Posted By ELeeming
Re: The Shoe People

Correct, boy wonder!
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2003, 12:05
Replies: 10
Views: 713
Posted By ELeeming
Re: My First ever flash Animation

you should put it onto www.newgrounds.com I'm sure it wouldn't get blamed immeadiately.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2003, 19:43
Replies: 38
Views: 1,434
Posted By ELeeming
www.lastsecond.com

www.lastsecond.com
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2003, 16:50
Replies: 32
Views: 840
Posted By ELeeming
You have to admit: this is the best gimmick...

You have to admit: this is the best gimmick account for ages.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2003, 14:32
Replies: 31
Views: 774
Posted By ELeeming
instead of voting, have everyone draw lots...

instead of voting, have everyone draw lots instead --> problem solved
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2003, 13:59
Replies: 27
24
Views: 752
Posted By ELeeming
And once you set things in motion for nukeing a...

And once you set things in motion for nukeing a city like LA, I think it would be very hard to pull the plug, which is how the tortured guy knew what day the bomb would go off.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2003, 12:20
Replies: 22
Views: 723
Posted By ELeeming
Clause 10

Clause 10
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2003, 11:24
Replies: 12
Views: 713
Posted By ELeeming
Re: Quality USA Logic.

perfectly logical, as there is no proof Iraq has or will destroy the missiles.

Your problem is?
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2003, 11:10
Replies: 17
Views: 711
Posted By ELeeming
Oh - you're still alive.

Oh - you're still alive.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2003, 11:09
Replies: 27
24
Views: 752
Posted By ELeeming
1. Freedom of speech ect. even though you're...

1. Freedom of speech ect. even though you're wrong.

2. No, both series have 24 episodes, each lasting an hour hence the name.

3. Care to elaborate?

4. Because we saw him shaving at the...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2003, 10:47
Replies: 27
24
Views: 752
Posted By ELeeming
Thumbs up :up:

:up:
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2003, 10:45
Replies: 30
Views: 842
Posted By ELeeming
Good call Judge. Agree with you 100%

Good call Judge. Agree with you 100%
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2003, 19:35
Replies: 62
Views: 1,670
Posted By ELeeming
TALK TO HER...

TALK TO HER FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Forum: Clownshoe Corner 27 Feb 2003, 19:35
Replies: 62
Views: 26,935
Posted By ELeeming
TALK TO HER...

TALK TO HER FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2003, 19:26
Replies: 62
Views: 1,670
Posted By ELeeming
Listen mate, Carpe Diem, okay? You don't get...

Listen mate, Carpe Diem, okay? You don't get nothing if you don't ask for it.
Forum: Clownshoe Corner 27 Feb 2003, 19:26
Replies: 62
Views: 26,935
Posted By ELeeming
Listen mate, Carpe Diem, okay? You don't get...

Listen mate, Carpe Diem, okay? You don't get nothing if you don't ask for it.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2003, 19:23
Replies: 62
Views: 1,670
Posted By ELeeming
Forum: Clownshoe Corner 27 Feb 2003, 19:23
Replies: 62
Views: 26,935
Posted By ELeeming
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2003, 19:17
Replies: 42
Views: 1,102
Posted By ELeeming
possibly

possibly
Forum: Clownshoe Corner 27 Feb 2003, 19:03
Replies: 20
Views: 18,028
Posted By ELeeming
Re: Well im a social outcast now

I've done this as well. my friends used to say "good call", but now it's "played" or pld
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2003, 18:51
Replies: 11
Views: 478
Posted By ELeeming
Re: So I ran out of soap...

this reminds me of when I couldn't get laid.

Only I used H&S Menth0l.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2003, 18:40
Replies: 28
Views: 637
Posted By ELeeming
"hard" we have solid now :(

"hard"

we have solid now :(
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2003, 18:27
Replies: 42
Views: 1,102
Posted By ELeeming
This wins the rose tinted spectacles statement of...

This wins the rose tinted spectacles statement of the week award.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2003, 18:19
Replies: 30
Views: 912
Posted By ELeeming
Dead. Best thing for a cat, really

Dead.

Best thing for a cat, really
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2003, 18:14
Replies: 22
Views: 805
Posted By ELeeming
Starmog? AND CLEARLY TOLKEIN WANTED US TO...

Starmog?


AND CLEARLY TOLKEIN WANTED US TO GO TO WAR WITH IRAQ WHEN HE WROTE THE BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2003, 16:57
Replies: 28
Views: 637
Posted By ELeeming
Clause 10. Flat 2/7 I beleive. I wasn't in...

Clause 10.

Flat 2/7 I beleive. I wasn't in to much of a condition to remember though.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2003, 16:54
Replies: 28
Views: 637
Posted By ELeeming
not all of it has resnet. The lassies flat I was...

not all of it has resnet. The lassies flat I was in on Tuesday didn't at any rate.

Robertson's close >>>>> * :rolleyes:
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2003, 13:16
Replies: 34
Views: 1,203
Posted By ELeeming
to piss off people that try to copy the CDs.

to piss off people that try to copy the CDs.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2003, 13:10
Replies: 34
Views: 812
Posted By ELeeming
done and done.

done and done.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2003, 13:08
Replies: 28
Views: 637
Posted By ELeeming
Sciennes is the name of the place where pab...

Sciennes is the name of the place where pab lives. It is crap.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2003, 11:48
Replies: 7
Views: 861
Posted By ELeeming
since when did sentences end with both a full...

since when did sentences end with both a full stop and an exclamation mark?
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2003, 11:40
Replies: 11
Views: 705
Posted By ELeeming
Exclamation She did a cameo on footballer's wives last night,...

She did a cameo on footballer's wives last night, as did Teddy Sheringham.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2003, 11:27
Replies: 30
Views: 842
Posted By ELeeming
I advocated sorting out Mugabe months ago but did...

I advocated sorting out Mugabe months ago but did anyone listen? no.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2003, 11:24
Replies: 28
Views: 637
Posted By ELeeming
Sciennes really are ****, aren't they. I had...

Sciennes really are ****, aren't they. I had occasion to be there on Tuesday night (:D), and they really are scaffy. I don't think I could stay there all the time.

On a related matter, Walking...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Feb 2003, 17:42
Replies: 20
Views: 622
Posted By ELeeming


Forum: General Discussions 26 Feb 2003, 15:01
Replies: 34
Views: 1,203
Posted By ELeeming
Elbow - Newborn. 7 odd minutes.

Elbow - Newborn. 7 odd minutes.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Feb 2003, 14:16
Replies: 28
Views: 1,007
Posted By ELeeming
Call to power is clearly the best

Call to power is clearly the best
Forum: General Discussions 25 Feb 2003, 18:29
Replies: 6
Views: 454
Posted By ELeeming
good call

good call
Forum: General Discussions 25 Feb 2003, 18:16
Replies: 6
Views: 454
Posted By ELeeming
Exclamation 7k threads

wow :rolleyes:
Forum: General Discussions 25 Feb 2003, 17:25
Replies: 17
Views: 529
Posted By ELeeming
For Sale on Ebay: Why wasn't Jesus...

For Sale on Ebay:



Why wasn't Jesus born in France?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin
Forum: General Discussions 25 Feb 2003, 10:26
Replies: 13
Views: 628
Posted By ELeeming
up to rank 20620 today

up to rank 20620 today
Forum: General Discussions 24 Feb 2003, 18:37
Replies: 1
Views: 483
Posted By ELeeming
Another great comic thread dies just because it...

Another great comic thread dies just because it isn't true.

:(
Forum: General Discussions 24 Feb 2003, 18:15
Replies: 1
Views: 483
Posted By ELeeming
Apparently...

there is an adult version of Harry Potter V.

hmm.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0747569401/ref=pd_sim_vg_dp/202-2982850-8257440
Forum: General Discussions 24 Feb 2003, 17:41
Replies: 11
Views: 643
Posted By ELeeming
Re: I am a bad man.

I wore a kilt ect. to my high school ball. It was mint.

oh and pld ect.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Feb 2003, 17:19
Replies: 26
Views: 689
Posted By ELeeming
I've wasted a whole ****ing afternoon

I've wasted a whole ****ing afternoon
Forum: General Discussions 24 Feb 2003, 15:38
Replies: 30
Views: 645
Posted By ELeeming
Re: Generals

You've been scotsified.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Feb 2003, 14:40
Replies: 13
Views: 628
Posted By ELeeming
Celebdaq

anyone play Celebdaq? (http://www.bbc.co.uk/celebdaq) Post your rank here if you do

me = 20770
Forum: General Discussions 24 Feb 2003, 12:54
Replies: 5
Views: 548
Posted By ELeeming
Forum: General Discussions 20 Feb 2003, 17:00
Replies: 12
Views: 582
Posted By ELeeming
jesus christ.

jesus christ.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Feb 2003, 16:58
Replies: 17
Views: 671
Posted By ELeeming
:up:

:up:
Forum: General Discussions 20 Feb 2003, 16:51
Replies: 43
Views: 1,147
Posted By ELeeming
as in Mae West with the big (.)(.) ?

as in Mae West with the big (.)(.) ?
Forum: General Discussions 20 Feb 2003, 16:44
Replies: 12
Views: 582
Posted By ELeeming
A Naverage = an average. jeez.

A Naverage = an average.

jeez.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Feb 2003, 16:42
Replies: 12
Views: 582
Posted By ELeeming
LERN ENGLISH YOU FOREIGN TERRORIST.

LERN ENGLISH YOU FOREIGN TERRORIST.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Feb 2003, 16:37
Replies: 12
Views: 582
Posted By ELeeming
A funny* joke

*not a guarentee

In class one morning, the teacher askes her class, "Name some animals that people use for transport."

So young Billy puts his hand up and says "Please miss, a horse."

"Well...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Feb 2003, 16:26
Replies: 12
Views: 662
Posted By ELeeming
but he's too busy doing assignments to draw up a...

but he's too busy doing assignments to draw up a timetable.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Feb 2003, 16:23
Replies: 12
Views: 777
Posted By ELeeming
or in your case, neither.

or in your case, neither.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Feb 2003, 16:19
Replies: 12
Views: 662
Posted By ELeeming
A worthy attitude to have

A worthy attitude to have
Forum: General Discussions 20 Feb 2003, 16:17
Replies: 12
Views: 662
Posted By ELeeming
isn't it great sending error messages on the...

isn't it great sending error messages on the network? I just really freaked out this bird in front of me.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Feb 2003, 16:14
Replies: 6
Views: 1,189
Posted By ELeeming
old although you probably worked that out...

old

although you probably worked that out already
Forum: General Discussions 20 Feb 2003, 15:21
Replies: 27
Views: 836
Posted By ELeeming
however a lot of the time it is possible to claim...

however a lot of the time it is possible to claim the vat back.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Feb 2003, 13:20
Replies: 39
Views: 896
Posted By ELeeming
1. trip over a paving stone. 2, start a...

1. trip over a paving stone.

2, start a pyramid selling scheme
Forum: General Discussions 20 Feb 2003, 10:51
Replies: 1
Views: 555
Posted By ELeeming
Re: Another look at anti-war protests

I'm not surprised. I dare say some of them picked up some "travelling expences" for being there.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Feb 2003, 17:36
Replies: 3
Views: 525
Posted By ELeeming
pld

pld
Forum: General Discussions 19 Feb 2003, 17:32
Replies: 10
Views: 485
Posted By ELeeming
This man has obviously never seen a rally "up...

This man has obviously never seen a rally "up close and personal".
Forum: General Discussions 19 Feb 2003, 15:38
Replies: 11
Views: 874
Posted By ELeeming
Re: yay! student loan!

In britian we mainly just drink our student loans.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Feb 2003, 15:35
Replies: 15
Views: 647
Posted By ELeeming
72 hits mainly for the campsite along the...

72 hits

mainly for the campsite along the road.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Feb 2003, 14:09
Replies: 22
Views: 602
Posted By ELeeming
whereas Glasgow just isn't attractive in any way...

whereas Glasgow just isn't attractive in any way whatsoever
Forum: General Discussions 19 Feb 2003, 12:56
Replies: 17
Views: 701
Posted By ELeeming
Forum: General Discussions 19 Feb 2003, 12:53
Replies: 33
Views: 1,140
Posted By ELeeming
yes

http://www.google.com/search?q=%22Ewan+Leeming%22&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&filter=0

14, beat that.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Feb 2003, 12:20
Replies: 10
Views: 485
Posted By ELeeming
RALLYING CLEARLEH >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> FORMULA 1....

RALLYING CLEARLEH >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> FORMULA 1.

QED.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Feb 2003, 12:19
Replies: 22
Views: 602
Posted By ELeeming
Edinburgh. But not according to...

Edinburgh.

But not according to Civilisation: Call to Power, I notice.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Feb 2003, 01:17
Replies: 57
Views: 1,309
Posted By ELeeming
said irt would work. hahahahahahahaaaah

said irt would work.

hahahahahahahaaaah
Forum: General Discussions 18 Feb 2003, 15:58
Replies: 12
Views: 759
Posted By ELeeming
Re: Re: Translation

Comedy "what he said" option.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Feb 2003, 14:56
Replies: 16
Views: 671
Posted By ELeeming
comedy "link pls" option.

comedy "link pls" option.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Feb 2003, 14:17
Replies: 57
Views: 1,309
Posted By ELeeming
Re: Unofficial poll: My now out of date nick

Only do it when he's drunk. It'll be much funnier.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Feb 2003, 12:53
Replies: 7
Views: 457
Posted By ELeeming
True, but if they stay pro-war, they will take...

True, but if they stay pro-war, they will take votes from labour; if they go anti-war, they will take votes from the SNP.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Feb 2003, 12:46
Replies: 7
Views: 457
Posted By ELeeming
I think you could be right, if the midden doesn't...

I think you could be right, if the midden doesn't hit the windmill before may, the scottish parliament elections could be a pretty true referendum on Blair, since in scotland there is a true...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Feb 2003, 10:16
Replies: 14
Views: 709
Posted By ELeeming
kudos to you, lass.

kudos to you, lass.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Feb 2003, 10:03
Replies: 14
Views: 709
Posted By ELeeming
We learned a different version in High School,...

We learned a different version in High School, which had the first 20 elements in order, and fitted exactly into the first verse.

10 points to the first person to tell me who wrote the music to...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2003, 16:47
Replies: 22
Views: 871
Posted By ELeeming
Personnally, I think he would have to be a right...

Personnally, I think he would have to be a right silly clot.

Or deaf.

Oh and it's true that when a large number of female sheep are kept together, they tend to lamb in a short period of time (a...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2003, 16:41
Replies: 15
Views: 693
Posted By ELeeming
Re: Where did all the young men go?

never seen it.

channel?
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2003, 16:30
Replies: 1
Views: 515
Posted By ELeeming
/me is on an iMac

They suck ass, but the public labs are so busy, the iMacs are the only computers free in all of George Square.

****ing AI fascists, stealing our lab spaces:mad: :mad:
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2003, 16:19
Replies: 41
Views: 831
Posted By ELeeming
I passed in a duel-fuel nissan micra. It was...

I passed in a duel-fuel nissan micra. It was "interesting" to say the least:rolleyes:. I had been driving landrovers/tractors for years though.

Now I have a share of a 1.6 diesel Pug 306. ...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2003, 15:04
Replies: 94
Views: 1,943
Posted By ELeeming
Agreed.

Agreed.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2003, 14:49
Replies: 8
Views: 749
Posted By ELeeming
Re: t.A.T.u Boss Ivan Shapovalov

This is where your argument falls down.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2003, 14:33
Replies: 8
24
Views: 642
Posted By ELeeming
what does :p glad it gets better later on.

what does :p

glad it gets better later on.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2003, 14:30
Replies: 94
Views: 1,943
Posted By ELeeming
I have met Sir David Steel three times; once when...

I have met Sir David Steel three times; once when he opened our school (which was burgled the next day), once coming out of the toilets at Selkirk Swimming Pool just before a car rally; and once at...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2003, 14:04
Replies: 41
Views: 1,087
Posted By ELeeming
It took me a couple of passes, but I got it...

It took me a couple of passes, but I got it eventually (I think).
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2003, 14:02
Replies: 8
24
Views: 642
Posted By ELeeming
24

I hope it gets better than last night's episode.

Although the torture scene at the beginning was pretty cool.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Feb 2003, 12:45
Replies: 26
Views: 692
Posted By ELeeming
Instead of the "others" column, it got put into...

Instead of the "others" column, it got put into the "Clever little ****s" column.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Feb 2003, 12:29
Replies: 3
Views: 461
Posted By ELeeming
Re: Tonight Mathew I'm Going to be Oasis..

The best one of all time has to be



sheer comedy
Forum: General Discussions 13 Feb 2003, 15:37
Replies: 27
Views: 732
Posted By ELeeming
That reminds me.... Comedy SomethingAwful...

That reminds me....

Comedy SomethingAwful option (http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=74)
Forum: General Discussions 13 Feb 2003, 15:28
Replies: 20
Views: 702
Posted By ELeeming
Forum: General Discussions 13 Feb 2003, 13:03
Replies: 27
Views: 732
Posted By ELeeming
Re: What is expected of a guy these days for Valentines?

It is not possible to go overboard on valentines day*.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Feb 2003, 13:00
Replies: 20
Views: 702
Posted By ELeeming
Re: Re: Re: Starbucks was on telly last night

In the taste test, yes, Starbucks were last.

All Coffee <<<<< Tea anyways.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Feb 2003, 10:57
Replies: 20
Views: 702
Posted By ELeeming
Forum: General Discussions 12 Feb 2003, 15:06
Replies: 29
Views: 633
Posted By ELeeming
and a fan of basil brush I see

and a fan of basil brush I see
Forum: General Discussions 12 Feb 2003, 15:02
Replies: 5
Views: 457
Posted By ELeeming
Talking proof that some cover versions > the original

http://www.rathergood.com/independent_woman/
Forum: General Discussions 12 Feb 2003, 15:00
Replies: 29
Views: 633
Posted By ELeeming
6 points this year.

6 points this year.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Feb 2003, 14:12
Replies: 24
Views: 913
Posted By ELeeming
NEWSFLASH Barrymore signs for celtic as...

NEWSFLASH

Barrymore signs for celtic as goalkeeper.

Micheal said: The prospect of playing behind 10 arseholes and in front of 50,000 pricks was overwhelming.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Feb 2003, 16:35
Replies: 17
Views: 548
Posted By ELeeming
it's janet now anyway or the "public" access...

it's janet now anyway

or the "public" access labs are anyway.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Feb 2003, 15:53
Replies: 2
Views: 418
Posted By ELeeming
We (Ed Uni) are to be blessed

Surely, we are the chosen ones.:up: :up: :rolleyes: :up: :up:
Forum: General Discussions 11 Feb 2003, 15:35
Replies: 28
Views: 773
Posted By ELeeming
The only good thing about any of the Autin Powers...

The only good thing about any of the Autin Powers films is Liz Hurley in the first one.


QED
Forum: General Discussions 11 Feb 2003, 15:23
Replies: 17
Views: 548
Posted By ELeeming
we have 24 hour labs and if you are on at say 2...

we have 24 hour labs and if you are on at say 2 or 3 in the morning you can get upwards of 2.5 M/sec. but 250k is about the most you get during the day.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Feb 2003, 12:50
Replies: 17
Views: 548
Posted By ELeeming
yep.

yep.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Feb 2003, 12:39
Replies: 17
Views: 548
Posted By ELeeming
Transfer rate: 175KB/Sec

Janet's a bit slow today. Usually can get between 225 and 250.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Feb 2003, 12:32
Replies: 31
Views: 735
Posted By ELeeming
Re: Re: Re: Which would you be?

Knowing how young you like them Dace 'Daddy' is probably the only...

Oh wait. Bugger.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Feb 2003, 12:03
Replies: 161
Views: 3,080
Posted By ELeeming
Re: Re: congrats

God Told Me To Do It
Forum: General Discussions 11 Feb 2003, 10:19
Replies: 161
Views: 3,080
Posted By ELeeming
congrats

Lets hope he doesn't become Just Another Victim Of The Ambient Morality that seems to prevail amoung the mods.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Feb 2003, 10:13
Replies: 38
Views: 776
Posted By ELeeming
People were putting the tatu video on every other...

People were putting the tatu video on every other song on the video jukebox in the pub last week.

It rocked.:up:
Forum: General Discussions 11 Feb 2003, 10:08
Replies: 16
Views: 603
Posted By ELeeming
I was really disappointed with the ending. Once...

I was really disappointed with the ending. Once again my belief that ITV just cannot make anything like a good drama is vindicated.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Feb 2003, 12:58
Replies: 27
Views: 1,076
Posted By ELeeming
That's germans for you. They're just bitter...

That's germans for you.

They're just bitter because we kicked their ass twice ffs!
Forum: General Discussions 10 Feb 2003, 12:50
Replies: 16
Views: 603
Posted By ELeeming
Re: Re: Re: Re: The Second Coming

24 starts on Sunday at 10pm on BBC2, with episode 2 on BBC3 immeadiately after.

The Second Coming was very good. I can't wait to see the conclusion tonight.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Feb 2003, 12:36
Replies: 24
Views: 747
Posted By ELeeming
Harken unto the voice of experience.

Harken unto the voice of experience.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Feb 2003, 21:06
Replies: 24
Views: 747
Posted By ELeeming
And happy birthday to yourself, pab, before I...

And happy birthday to yourself, pab, before I forget.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Feb 2003, 20:59
Replies: 24
Views: 747
Posted By ELeeming
For 5 notes you could buy her a membership of EU...

For 5 notes you could buy her a membership of EU Motor Sports Club (http://www.eusu.ed.ac.uk/clubs/eumsc), it might not do her much good but we need the money.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Feb 2003, 20:52
Replies: 24
Views: 747
Posted By ELeeming
I say again my last, What kind of things is she...

I say again my last, What kind of things is she into.

Oh, and comedy PA R9 account option.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Feb 2003, 20:49
Replies: 26
Views: 765
Posted By ELeeming
Re: Re: Coincidence?

MrPeach for mod. He is from Reading

wondering wtf? look in belgys "goodbye" thread.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Feb 2003, 20:43
Replies: 24
Views: 747
Posted By ELeeming
This is GD ffs! And how did you get a mixed...

This is GD ffs!

And how did you get a mixed sex flat in first year? :confused:

Anyway, what kind of things is she into?
Forum: General Discussions 8 Feb 2003, 17:35
Replies: 22
Views: 609
Posted By ELeeming
I filled the screen on level 5 on no-maze. Can't...

I filled the screen on level 5 on no-maze. Can't remember the score, though.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Feb 2003, 13:05
Replies: 7
Views: 440
Posted By ELeeming
News just in.

Police in Texas have recently found a burnt penis up a tree.

They are reported to believe that it is a shuttlec0ck.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Feb 2003, 13:02
Replies: 97
Views: 1,609
Posted By ELeeming
Why don't we have a modstars, like trollstars,...

Why don't we have a modstars, like trollstars, only not?
Forum: General Discussions 7 Feb 2003, 19:19
Replies: 22
Views: 603
Posted By ELeeming


Forum: General Discussions 7 Feb 2003, 19:10
Replies: 97
Views: 1,609
Posted By ELeeming
ELeeming for mod. It ain't going to get any...

ELeeming for mod. It ain't going to get any worse, folks!
Forum: General Discussions 7 Feb 2003, 13:02
Replies: 97
Views: 1,609
Posted By ELeeming
mpreach? And no, I live in Edinburgh. ...

mpreach?

And no, I live in Edinburgh.

And no, it's ELeeming, not ELemming - I do not jump off cliffs.

And yes, if anyone's offering*, I would mod GD.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Feb 2003, 12:56
Replies: 1
Views: 459
Posted By ELeeming
The following people/places/institutions have incurred my wrath over the past week

1. The Crags pub, Dalkeith road, Edinburgh. (run by Scream pubs ltd.)

Due me £100 sponsorship.

2. Raceland karting, Macmerry, East Lothian.

Due me £350 deposit back.

3. The RAC Motor...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Feb 2003, 12:44
Replies: 37
Views: 808
Posted By ELeeming
I shot a 27 once. Mini putt 2...

I shot a 27 once.

Mini putt 2 (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=38598) is much better (best score = 32).
Forum: General Discussions 7 Feb 2003, 12:33
Replies: 41
Views: 1,142
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Forum: General Discussions 6 Feb 2003, 17:18
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Views: 1,749
Posted By ELeeming
Clause 10. Also Gayle =/= male

Clause 10.

Also

Gayle =/= male
Forum: General Discussions 6 Feb 2003, 17:01
Replies: 40
Views: 856
Posted By ELeeming
I really wish I had been there. I'm going to...

I really wish I had been there.

I'm going to the next one, gatecrashing if nothing else.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Feb 2003, 16:58
Replies: 79
Views: 1,749
Posted By ELeeming
Forum: General Discussions 6 Feb 2003, 16:32
Replies: 79
Views: 1,749
Posted By ELeeming
Re: My siggy

clause 10, and clause 12 - no RPing.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Feb 2003, 16:29
Replies: 15
Views: 650
Posted By ELeeming
redbull (the drink) r0x0rs your b0x0rs The...

redbull (the drink) r0x0rs your b0x0rs

The amount of times I've done an all nighter on red bull is immense. You don't even feel tired the next day.

Tis great.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Feb 2003, 16:25
Replies: 10
Views: 540
Posted By ELeeming
bastard. I was just about to crack open the...

bastard.

I was just about to crack open the champers.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Feb 2003, 15:29
Replies: 66
Views: 1,445
Posted By ELeeming
Britian did, however, save France's ass on...

Britian did, however, save France's ass on numerous occasions (lo WW1, WW2).
Forum: General Discussions 6 Feb 2003, 15:27
Replies: 66
Views: 1,445
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Forum: General Discussions 6 Feb 2003, 15:21
Replies: 40
Views: 856
Posted By ELeeming
Let me know when the next one's on, please.

Let me know when the next one's on, please.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Feb 2003, 10:49
Replies: 7
Views: 433
Posted By ELeeming
just don't expect to last more than a pint...

just don't expect to last more than a pint [/voice of experience]
Forum: General Discussions 6 Feb 2003, 10:47
Replies: 2
Views: 360
Posted By ELeeming
I laughed.

I laughed.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Feb 2003, 10:19
Replies: 40
Views: 856
Posted By ELeeming
We need a meet in Edinburgh sometime. They sound...

We need a meet in Edinburgh sometime. They sound like fun.:)
Forum: General Discussions 5 Feb 2003, 14:07
Replies: 89
Views: 1,371
Posted By ELeeming
this coming from a person who started an alliance...

this coming from a person who started an alliance called My Arse, with the recruitment message "Come into Deathjam's arse today"

Ah, those halcyon DYB R7 days.:D
Forum: General Discussions 5 Feb 2003, 12:56
Replies: 89
Views: 1,371
Posted By ELeeming
5 entries found for masculine. mas·cu·line (...

5 entries found for masculine.
mas·cu·line ( P ) Pronunciation Key (msky-ln)
adj.
Of or relating to men or boys; male.
Suggestive or characteristic of a man; mannish. See Synonyms at male....
Forum: General Discussions 5 Feb 2003, 11:46
Replies: 12
Views: 457
Posted By ELeeming
yesterday's comedy goldmine on SA was very funny imho

hahahahahahahaha (http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=518)
Forum: General Discussions 5 Feb 2003, 11:39
Replies: 27
Views: 757
Posted By ELeeming
What was the robot that flipped itself out of the...

What was the robot that flipped itself out of the pit one time? I think it was Chaos 2.

And clearly, Robot Wars Series 1 & 2 > All other Robot wars > Battlebots.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Feb 2003, 11:25
Replies: 27
Views: 1,047
Posted By ELeeming
yep. It is funny though. In a "we're laughing...

yep. It is funny though. In a "we're laughing at you not with you" kind of way.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2003, 18:55
Replies: 14
Views: 723
Posted By ELeeming
fight fight fight fight fight fight fight

fight fight fight fight fight fight fight
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2003, 18:49
Replies: 18
Views: 608
Posted By ELeeming
Re: Tomorrow

Edinburgh's miles better. come here instead.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2003, 16:51
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Views: 408
Posted By ELeeming
Ever think...

That everything's running down?

That we're getting nowhere, that humanity is decending into decadence (sp?), that we're about to slip into another dark age?

:(

PS. This week, I have been...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2003, 16:42
Replies: 11
Views: 493
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Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2003, 16:21
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Views: 1,258
Posted By ELeeming
Re: Re: Re: OK i've been patient

possibly, but you still have to live with it.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2003, 15:23
Replies: 69
Views: 1,258
Posted By ELeeming
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2003, 14:05
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Views: 1,172
Posted By ELeeming
Usually on BBC 2 @ 6:45. Snooker this week...

Usually on BBC 2 @ 6:45. Snooker this week :rolleyes:
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2003, 12:48
Replies: 34
Views: 1,172
Posted By ELeeming
Monday nights are far too good on the telly to go...

Monday nights are far too good on the telly to go out

Simpsons
Fresh Prince
Farscape
University Challenge
Buzz****************s
Shooting Stars
Kumars
Offside
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2003, 12:44
Replies: 44
Views: 918
Posted By ELeeming
290 posts. clearleh I am not spamming enough.

290 posts. clearleh I am not spamming enough.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2003, 10:59
Replies: 9
Views: 522
Posted By ELeeming
Yep, it's time we had an anarchy. vive la...

Yep, it's time we had an anarchy.

vive la revolution, comrades.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2003, 10:56
Replies: 55
Views: 1,566
Posted By ELeeming
Personnally I'm anti-abortion, and I can...

Personnally I'm anti-abortion, and I can definately see you point in it being half yours; but it is her call, unfortunately.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Feb 2003, 10:46
Replies: 41
Views: 863
Posted By ELeeming
not again.

not again.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Feb 2003, 16:37
Replies: 44
Views: 681
Posted By ELeeming
Re: Glasgow. Have i been away so long ......

Possibly it's because you're now more mature.

nah, on second thoughts it can't be that.

As for the women, I'd plump for the higher standards option.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Feb 2003, 23:20
Replies: 137
Views: 6,445
Posted By ELeeming
You mean GWB's speech writers write good...

You mean GWB's speech writers write good speeches.

I do agree with you though. I'm a fully paid up member of "The Star Fraction"

However, I'll leave you with a quote.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jan 2003, 17:16
Replies: 76
Pab
Views: 1,432
Posted By ELeeming
This is quite bad when you get weather reports...

This is quite bad when you get weather reports for your home town off GD.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jan 2003, 17:08
Replies: 9
Views: 455
Posted By ELeeming
It was Snapple

That's what JJ was offering. Snapple.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jan 2003, 17:00
Replies: 9
Views: 494
Posted By ELeeming
someone on the internet that didn't know about...

someone on the internet that didn't know about SomethingAwful (http://www.somethingawful.com)? Amazing! :rolleyes:
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jan 2003, 16:40
Replies: 9
Views: 494
Posted By ELeeming
I like the "Wacky world of WW2"...

I like the "Wacky world of WW2" articles.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jan 2003, 16:38
Replies: 8
Views: 552
Posted By ELeeming
Re: The first person to drink cows milk

old.

And that joke was on tv not long syne.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jan 2003, 16:11
Replies: 76
Pab
Views: 1,432
Posted By ELeeming
Brebner left? unlucky for you. He was damn...

Brebner left? unlucky for you. He was damn good.

and WTF is this? It's snowing! It never snows in Edinburgh.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jan 2003, 14:37
Replies: 16
Views: 528
Posted By ELeeming
Nice use of copy/paste. Glad you did better...

Nice use of copy/paste.

Glad you did better then me in my first test. 18 minor faults, 1 major and 1 dangerous. 2nd time I got 4 minors. That is minor faults, not people under the age of 16...
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jan 2003, 14:34
Replies: 37
Views: 790
Posted By ELeeming
And any film about rome ever made.

And any film about rome ever made.
Forum: Clownshoe Corner 30 Jan 2003, 18:25
Replies: 113
Views: 48,991
Posted By ELeeming
[public service announcement]It had to be done. ...

[public service announcement]It had to be done. JJ's original post is now on www.bash.org Thank you.[/public service announcement]
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2003, 18:25
Replies: 113
Views: 3,890
Posted By ELeeming
[public service announcement]It had to be done. ...

[public service announcement]It had to be done. JJ's original post is now on www.bash.org Thank you.[/public service announcement]
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2003, 17:03
Replies: 13
Views: 567
Posted By ELeeming
and in Edinburgh we have brilliant sun shine. ...

and in Edinburgh we have brilliant sun shine.

You lose.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2003, 16:45
Replies: 0
Views: 449
Posted By ELeeming
Funny game on newgrounds.com

Jonny Rocketfingers (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=78995) note: reasonably work-safe ect.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2003, 16:05
Replies: 13
Views: 567
Posted By ELeeming
shut up about the snow already

jeez. you'd think it had never snowed before.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2003, 14:00
Replies: 76
Pab
Views: 1,432
Posted By ELeeming
affirm.

affirm.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2003, 13:54
Replies: 76
Pab
Views: 1,432
Posted By ELeeming
He's ****ing brilliant. When he did the sorting...

He's ****ing brilliant. When he did the sorting lecture, he had a lot of furry animals and sorted them into order of ferociesness by pretending to be a pokemon trainer. I was laughing so much I...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2003, 13:50
Replies: 76
Pab
Views: 1,432
Posted By ELeeming
So you've not had Gordon Brebner?

So you've not had Gordon Brebner?
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2003, 12:59
Replies: 19
Views: 716
Posted By ELeeming
nothing doing here. It never snows in Edinburgh.

nothing doing here. It never snows in Edinburgh.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2003, 12:38
Replies: 66
Views: 1,219
Posted By ELeeming


Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2003, 12:09
Replies: 85
Views: 1,450
Posted By ELeeming
Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll. Well, 1 of...

Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll.

Well, 1 of them anway.
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2003, 12:04
Replies: 76
Pab
Views: 1,432
Posted By ELeeming
Indeed, considering you don't have a building to...

Indeed, considering you don't have a building to do it in.

Seriously, the AI folk I've talked to aren't enjoying AI2. CS2 is meant to be a lot better, possibly because Gordon Brebner takes a lot...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Jan 2003, 11:01
Replies: 76
Pab
Views: 1,432
Posted By ELeeming
Was she an AI student? They're all a bit, well,...

Was she an AI student? They're all a bit, well, you know, strange
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jan 2003, 18:19
Replies: 42
Views: 615
Posted By ELeeming
And while you're at it Oversight?

And while you're at it


Oversight?
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jan 2003, 17:31
Replies: 9
Views: 485
Posted By ELeeming
I was going to say you weren't away very long.

I was going to say you weren't away very long.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jan 2003, 15:34
Replies: 3
Views: 407
Posted By ELeeming
yep.

yep.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jan 2003, 15:33
Replies: 4
Views: 550
Posted By ELeeming
almost as bad as some of mine.

almost as bad as some of mine.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jan 2003, 15:31
Replies: 3
Views: 407
Posted By ELeeming
I smoke

myself into a haze in the afternoon
Enveloped heart and the air is cool
Put on your dress, white Goddess
And settle in as the weather folds
In the slow haze of the afternoon
Swaying hips made...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jan 2003, 15:24
Replies: 37
Views: 816
Posted By ELeeming
:up:

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