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Forum: General Discussions 19 Sep 2003, 17:10
Replies: 18
Views: 4,095
Posted By Tzencath
i come from the city with the most pubs in the...

i come from the city with the most pubs in the world (29.7/sq mile), and binge drinking is our way of life, and if you don't like it, come visit us on a friday night and tell it to us yourself:D
Forum: General Discussions 19 Sep 2003, 17:08
Replies: 8
Views: 3,107
Posted By Tzencath
the average murderer does about that, so i guess...

the average murderer does about that, so i guess thats your answer.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Sep 2003, 19:54
Replies: 38
Views: 5,102
Posted By Tzencath
yeh, so?

yeh, so?
Forum: General Discussions 18 Sep 2003, 17:37
Replies: 38
Views: 5,102
Posted By Tzencath
lol at the original joke:D :up:

lol at the original joke:D :up:
Forum: General Discussions 17 Sep 2003, 23:07
Replies: 53
Views: 6,608
Posted By Tzencath
anti-depressants suck, i'm on them, all they do...

anti-depressants suck, i'm on them, all they do is make you want to shout and beat **** up, but all you can do is sit there and almost smile.

get stoned instead, everythings much nicer.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Sep 2003, 21:00
Replies: 81
Views: 6,955
Posted By Tzencath
anyone who is in tuition fees should be shot....

anyone who is in tuition fees should be shot. i've been saving to go to uni for 5 years, along with the savings i've had from birth, and i still won't have enough, but i'm predicted to pass my degree...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Sep 2003, 22:06
Replies: 16
Views: 4,206
Posted By Tzencath
aww, i thought it was going to be one of the...

aww, i thought it was going to be one of the tennis ones, nuts:down:
Forum: General Discussions 13 Sep 2003, 17:08
Replies: 19
Views: 3,657
Posted By Tzencath
i had loads of imaginary friends, they were real...

i had loads of imaginary friends, they were real people, i just imagined they were my friends.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Sep 2003, 22:07
Replies: 96
Views: 7,915
Posted By Tzencath
legalise cannabis and i guarantee drug abuse for...

legalise cannabis and i guarantee drug abuse for other drugs will plumit.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Sep 2003, 19:32
Replies: 21
Views: 3,439
Posted By Tzencath
my favourite is pushing you head to one side and...

my favourite is pushing you head to one side and saying the force is strong in this one, always ends up getting me laid, though by the time that happens, it's usually happened once or twice before...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Sep 2003, 23:52
Replies: 6
Views: 2,921
Posted By Tzencath
um, according to that theory, everyone who lives...

um, according to that theory, everyone who lives in switzerland is honkingly rich too...

my grandparents used to live over there, and i can says bermuda does have it's share of poverty.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Sep 2003, 20:57
Replies: 57
Views: 6,333
Posted By Tzencath
i say shoot them, and whoever introduced tuition...

i say shoot them, and whoever introduced tuition fees for uni students, problem solved:D
Forum: General Discussions 1 Sep 2003, 22:44
Replies: 86
Views: 8,657
Posted By Tzencath
Re: Perhaps Britain owes it to asylum seekers..

someones probably said it, but half of the countrys these damned asylum seakers come from were never part of our empire, and since i'm on the subject, they're a bunch of leaching gits, i have no...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Aug 2003, 20:01
Replies: 33
Views: 3,950
Posted By Tzencath
i bet you they're illegial immigrants too.

i bet you they're illegial immigrants too.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2003, 18:53
Replies: 21
Views: 4,224
Posted By Tzencath
female masturbation is just more interesting to...

female masturbation is just more interesting to watch, duh.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Aug 2003, 16:28
Replies: 37
Views: 4,313
Posted By Tzencath
the one thing worse than fat birds wearing thongs...

the one thing worse than fat birds wearing thongs is fat birds wearing g-strings, they just seem to dissapear into the fat, and ugh, you want you gouge your eyes out.:down: :mad:
Forum: General Discussions 5 Aug 2003, 18:14
Replies: 17
Views: 3,539
Posted By Tzencath
theres a simple way to combat this, fill a pipe...

theres a simple way to combat this, fill a pipe bomb with magnets and put it nearby so if you need to wipe your hd, say, in the case of the police breaking your door down, you push a button, and all...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jul 2003, 20:48
Replies: 52
Views: 6,635
Posted By Tzencath
telegraph mon-sat, sunday times on, well, sunday.

telegraph mon-sat, sunday times on, well, sunday.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jul 2003, 13:20
Replies: 19
Views: 4,292
Posted By Tzencath
the best episode is the one with william shatner,...

the best episode is the one with william shatner, where meg learns to drive and all the star trek parodys, ****ing kicks ass:D
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jul 2003, 21:19
Replies: 23
Views: 3,212
Posted By Tzencath
punch george bush and tony blair in the nazzers...

punch george bush and tony blair in the nazzers then do a regime change in their asses.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jul 2003, 13:36
Replies: 36
Views: 3,278
Posted By Tzencath
they're not. clone troopers are clones,...

they're not.

clone troopers are clones, stormtroopers are recruits.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jul 2003, 23:18
Replies: 95
Views: 8,353
Posted By Tzencath
Everyone knows their guilty right? yeh, no...

Everyone knows their guilty right? yeh, no argument, it's not like he took a quick trip to the curry house, got drunk, and decided to fight for the taliban for the last popadom or anything, he was...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jul 2003, 23:10
Replies: 8
Views: 2,903
Posted By Tzencath
the ****ing national accident compensation, and...

the ****ing national accident compensation, and other ****ing other ones like that!

i want to go up to them, stab a spoon through their retinas, and says sue me you ass hole!
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jul 2003, 22:45
Replies: 73
Views: 9,480
Posted By Tzencath
when i got a GOLD medal on assault on kile 2 on...

when i got a GOLD medal on assault on kile 2 on rogue squadron, after months of gameplay, i got that medal:banana: :up: :D

anyone who's played that mission will tell you what a bitch it is, and...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jul 2003, 12:59
Replies: 12
Views: 3,242
Posted By Tzencath
i've got mine, it kicks ass, despite my gamecube,...

i've got mine, it kicks ass, despite my gamecube, nothing beats breaking out perfect dark for a bit of mr.blonde killing...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jul 2003, 12:52
Replies: 95
Views: 8,353
Posted By Tzencath
BURN AMERICA! and so on and so forth, just...

BURN AMERICA!

and so on and so forth, just save the super models:up:
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 18:25
Replies: 8
Views: 3,548
Posted By Tzencath
the pie ones best:banana:

the pie ones best:banana:
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 16:02
Replies: 22
Views: 3,596
Posted By Tzencath
then again, what use is knowledge without wisdom?

then again, what use is knowledge without wisdom?
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 14:36
Replies: 25
Views: 3,474
Posted By Tzencath
what happens if there are 17?

what happens if there are 17?
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 14:35
Replies: 9
Views: 3,458
Posted By Tzencath
they can prescribe hot supermodels, though...

they can prescribe hot supermodels, though knowing the NHS, it'll be betty the 80 yr old from down the road.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 14:31
Replies: 22
Views: 3,596
Posted By Tzencath
nah, i heard george bush changed the record...

nah, i heard george bush changed the record companys directors because he didn't like the lyrics...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 14:29
Replies: 8
Views: 2,731
Posted By Tzencath
youth crime is all the fault of townies, and i...

youth crime is all the fault of townies, and i dare ANYONE to dispute that with a decent (that has a base in face, not 'old' or 'i'm better than you') argument...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 12:31
Replies: 38
Views: 8,272
Posted By Tzencath
but most do...

but most do...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jul 2003, 20:57
Replies: 38
Views: 8,272
Posted By Tzencath
he was a townie, so good ridance. (and for...

he was a townie, so good ridance.

(and for those of you oblivious to the townie plague, you are lucky, and those who are townies, get an education and job ffs!)
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2003, 14:28
Replies: 51
Views: 6,574
Posted By Tzencath
in what universe was tha? england is the...

in what universe was tha?
england is the sovereign nation of the UK, and the commonwealth.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2003, 14:28
Replies: 51
Views: 6,574
Posted By Tzencath
but you therefor lose something in translation...

but you therefor lose something in translation...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2003, 14:03
Replies: 51
Views: 6,574
Posted By Tzencath
you have to use the roman alphabet, otherwise...

you have to use the roman alphabet, otherwise it's like trying to drive a car with a small peice of toast, it makes no sense.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2003, 13:54
Replies: 51
Views: 6,574
Posted By Tzencath
well, we're just gona have to invade and put a...

well, we're just gona have to invade and put a stop to that
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2003, 13:14
Replies: 15
Views: 3,550
Posted By Tzencath
anyone from england remember this song? (cause...

anyone from england remember this song? (cause all i can remember is two lines, and they don't even follow each other)

mary, mary, giving my love to you
can't afford a condom, so a plastic bag...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2003, 13:09
Replies: 51
Views: 6,574
Posted By Tzencath
The united kingdom of great britain and northern...

The united kingdom of great britain and northern ireland (co-incidently, the longest name of any country in the world:cool: ) is an amalgamation of great britain, which is in THEORY 3 countries, but...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 22:47
Replies: 90
Views: 6,912
Posted By Tzencath
trust me, there is sum stuff out there that will...

trust me, there is sum stuff out there that will floor you after one J, so no-one can say being drunk is worse.

i think that recreational drug usage is fine, i mean, how is large amounts of ganja...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 20:40
Replies: 20
Views: 2,983
Posted By Tzencath
i've got 1million peices of lego plus in like 3...

i've got 1million peices of lego plus in like 3 crates, and one full size enterprise (by fullsize i mean fullsize compared to the models).
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 15:43
Replies: 30
Views: 4,641
Posted By Tzencath
i say we take over america again, and show them...

i say we take over america again, and show them who's the loser in the world.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 11:35
Replies: 21
Views: 2,929
Posted By Tzencath
i gave up trying that, now i just shave whichever...

i gave up trying that, now i just shave whichever way the blade is pointing, which kinda sucks since i have an electric razor.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 11:30
Replies: 40
Views: 12,585
Posted By Tzencath
i've never had testicular torsion, though i did...

i've never had testicular torsion, though i did go in because i felt something that could have been similar.
but nooo, it wasn't something that was a simple as that, the doc said i said testicular...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jul 2003, 11:44
Replies: 6
Views: 2,508
Posted By Tzencath
evidently he doesn't live in america.

evidently he doesn't live in america.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Jul 2003, 20:54
Replies: 26
Views: 3,163
Posted By Tzencath
i'd do a regime change in america.

i'd do a regime change in america.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Jul 2003, 18:48
Replies: 37
Views: 4,284
Posted By Tzencath
sounds like microsoft taking over rare, that...

sounds like microsoft taking over rare, that should be interesting....
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jul 2003, 22:09
Replies: 12
Views: 3,005
Posted By Tzencath
because then there would be the teensy problem of...

because then there would be the teensy problem of no-one would be left to make the robots.
they want to destroy conner kid because he's a pesky little **** in the future.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jun 2003, 14:48
Replies: 101
Views: 7,638
Posted By Tzencath
we need phasers a la star trek.

we need phasers a la star trek.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jun 2003, 14:46
Replies: 22
Views: 4,006
Posted By Tzencath
Be careful, already americans are initiating a...

Be careful, already americans are initiating a regime change in british companies, won't be long before Cbeebies is broadcasting images of the telletubies 'pacifiying' islamic rabbits...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Jun 2003, 23:16
Replies: 101
Views: 7,638
Posted By Tzencath
careful, the americans might want to give 'old' a...

careful, the americans might want to give 'old' a regime change...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jun 2003, 13:00
Replies: 38
Views: 3,478
Posted By Tzencath
the human body is set out in ratios on 1.6, so...

the human body is set out in ratios on 1.6, so find something thats 1.6 times your dick, and your set
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jun 2003, 11:32
Replies: 56
Views: 6,027
Posted By Tzencath
i bet you harry dies a grissly horrible death at...

i bet you harry dies a grissly horrible death at the hands of neville.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jun 2003, 19:16
Replies: 13
Views: 3,083
Posted By Tzencath
i want to hold them all down and blow their faces...

i want to hold them all down and blow their faces in, then put small african rodents into their genetalia.

who the **** do they think they're kidding?

bunny is better than them!:bunny:
Forum: General Discussions 21 Jun 2003, 19:14
Replies: 51
Views: 6,867
Posted By Tzencath
a good workout is not 600 reps, it's 25 slow...

a good workout is not 600 reps, it's 25 slow reps, afterwhich you arms should feel achey.

and ****ing 2lbs?:down:
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jun 2003, 19:20
Replies: 15
Views: 3,036
Posted By Tzencath
JFK airport, where it was sheduled to land, this...

JFK airport, where it was sheduled to land, this is just another con for the states to go to war against someone, duh...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jun 2003, 21:14
Replies: 21
Views: 10,018
Posted By Tzencath
flu, over 15,000 people die each year because of...

flu, over 15,000 people die each year because of it.

all diseases are terminal, it's just a case of whether your body fights them or not.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 21:56
Replies: 119
Views: 10,869
Posted By Tzencath
oh c'mon, why the hell should any criminals be...

oh c'mon, why the hell should any criminals be allowed to sue after doing their crimes?

it doesn't matter what their circumstances is, it's their own fault that anything happend, they broke the...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 19:09
Replies: 119
Views: 10,869
Posted By Tzencath
no, a burglar broke the law, and the consiquences...

no, a burglar broke the law, and the consiquences he brought down upon himself because of that are his own fault and responsability. getting compensation for someone he tried to rob is the same as...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jun 2003, 13:18
Replies: 119
Views: 10,869
Posted By Tzencath
has anyone realised the whole deal with tony...

has anyone realised the whole deal with tony martin is the courts trying to be pollitically correct?
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jun 2003, 17:29
Replies: 215
Views: 18,355
Posted By Tzencath
now now, c'mon people, we all know it's americas...

now now, c'mon people, we all know it's americas god given right to try and screw up the rest of the world, afterall, if george bush saw stuff in his vision, who are we to claim he's a stupid ass,...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jun 2003, 20:58
Replies: 119
Views: 10,869
Posted By Tzencath
does anyone actully know when tony martin shot...

does anyone actully know when tony martin shot the git?

in the bloody arse!

the git only died because one of the pellets ruptured an artery, the odds of which happening are pretty slim, so he...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Jun 2003, 10:49
Replies: 17
Views: 2,794
Posted By Tzencath
lol:p

lol:p
Forum: General Discussions 5 Jun 2003, 12:57
Replies: 21
Views: 4,725
Posted By Tzencath
write a letter to the registar of businesses, or...

write a letter to the registar of businesses, or go to your nearest big libary...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jun 2003, 23:37
Replies: 10
Views: 2,755
Posted By Tzencath
i want to shove smaller african girbils down that...

i want to shove smaller african girbils down that guys throat and then peirce his eyes with a blunt pencil...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jun 2003, 20:12
Replies: 21
Views: 4,725
Posted By Tzencath
maybe, depends how the market goes...

maybe, depends how the market goes...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Jun 2003, 18:43
Replies: 21
Views: 4,725
Posted By Tzencath
no-one really wants to do new stuff now that the...

no-one really wants to do new stuff now that the economies of the globe are slowing down, and most companies are happy with their IT, and don't want to take on anymore costs.
it's probably best...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Jun 2003, 11:00
Replies: 13
Views: 2,780
Posted By Tzencath
where/what the [scrotal] sac? is my favourite

where/what the [scrotal] sac? is my favourite
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2003, 22:12
Replies: 28
Views: 2,879
Posted By Tzencath
i have to hate (working in an aquatic retail...

i have to hate (working in an aquatic retail outlet) that stupid idiot who walks past you and makes the off-hand comment 'i guess no-one's gona get me any fish then' only to be told "sure, i'll catch...
Forum: General Discussions 30 May 2003, 12:40
Replies: 33
Views: 3,579
Posted By Tzencath
yeh, why don't they tell us what they're in for? ...

yeh, why don't they tell us what they're in for?

i don't wana be screwing sum bird only to realise she's teething my wallet...
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 23:11
Replies: 21
Views: 3,077
Posted By Tzencath
oh c'mon people, it's the bloody US, they'll do...

oh c'mon people, it's the bloody US, they'll do anything they think will protect 'the god bloody given right to own guns, blow people away, and sue because they triped over the pavement' by killing...
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 20:15
Replies: 19
Views: 3,010
Posted By Tzencath
a heart attack while jacking off dressed up as a...

a heart attack while jacking off dressed up as a girl would be pretty embarresing, then again so would farting during sex...
Forum: General Discussions 28 May 2003, 20:12
Replies: 17
Views: 3,130
Posted By Tzencath
well, in theory you could have di-hydrogen...

well, in theory you could have di-hydrogen monoxide as a totally different molecular setup of water, but that would just be nitpicking.

personally i prefer uraniumtetrapolyflurate, much more...
Forum: General Discussions 23 May 2003, 20:29
Replies: 37
Views: 3,161
Posted By Tzencath
those people would probably be dead if it wasn't...

those people would probably be dead if it wasn't for human society helping them, it is the survival of the fittest, except we chose to help those who need it.
Forum: General Discussions 23 May 2003, 19:22
Replies: 109
Views: 11,893
Posted By Tzencath
don't we all? (rhetorical question), i met my g/f...

don't we all? (rhetorical question), i met my g/f that way (and the evil bitch has never let me forget it for one moment...)
Forum: Clownshoe Corner 23 May 2003, 19:22
Replies: 109
Views: 118,399
Posted By Tzencath
don't we all? (rhetorical question), i met my g/f...

don't we all? (rhetorical question), i met my g/f that way (and the evil bitch has never let me forget it for one moment...)
Forum: General Discussions 23 May 2003, 19:19
Replies: 34
Views: 3,418
Posted By Tzencath
Phantasy star online:D

Phantasy star online:D
Forum: General Discussions 21 May 2003, 19:25
Replies: 50
Views: 6,837
Posted By Tzencath
basically yeh:up:

basically yeh:up:
Forum: General Discussions 21 May 2003, 19:00
Replies: 50
Views: 6,837
Posted By Tzencath
i say re-establish the empire, solves many...

i say re-establish the empire, solves many problems, and shows those damn yanks who's boss...
Forum: General Discussions 20 May 2003, 22:24
Replies: 10
Views: 2,701
Posted By Tzencath
Exactly

Exactly
Forum: General Discussions 19 May 2003, 21:55
Replies: 26
Views: 2,957
Posted By Tzencath
yeh, us brits are better than yaou, i mean, if i...

yeh, us brits are better than yaou, i mean, if i saw some american driving down my road in his big RV, with his 60oz cups, driving without consideration for our little kiddies playing in the road,...
Forum: General Discussions 18 May 2003, 20:56
Replies: 40
Views: 3,424
Posted By Tzencath
i just got a 32" plasma screen, and not being...

i just got a 32" plasma screen, and not being biased, but...


:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :D
Forum: General Discussions 16 May 2003, 18:01
Replies: 19
Views: 3,151
Posted By Tzencath
spike his beer with an 'hallucanageic substance':D

spike his beer with an 'hallucanageic substance':D
Forum: General Discussions 12 May 2003, 19:15
Replies: 125
Views: 12,137
Posted By Tzencath
i'm saying that the africas wouldn't have that...

i'm saying that the africas wouldn't have that much hi-technology, i'm not saying anything about the domestic situations at the moment.

read the rest of the post foo' "granted the examples above...
Forum: General Discussions 12 May 2003, 19:04
Replies: 125
Views: 12,137
Posted By Tzencath
the british empire made the world what it is...

the british empire made the world what it is today, without it the technologies of the industrial revolution would not exist in most of the world, india would still be a nation of elephant riding...
Forum: General Discussions 12 May 2003, 18:56
Replies: 47
Views: 6,160
Posted By Tzencath
inspiring your men is not what i said. i said...

inspiring your men is not what i said. i said inspire your men and bring fear to your enemys.

to have a general such as rommel on the front who could control an army core, such as army core A...
Forum: General Discussions 12 May 2003, 12:35
Replies: 47
Views: 6,160
Posted By Tzencath
if he was respected and feared not only by his...

if he was respected and feared not only by his own men, and the enemy, then he could have made a difference elsewhere. war is not a case of simply having better weapons, if you can inspire your own...
Forum: General Discussions 10 May 2003, 22:43
Replies: 47
Views: 6,160
Posted By Tzencath
it wasn't a drain on resources, but it took one...

it wasn't a drain on resources, but it took one of the greatest military commanders (rommel) away from duties that could have sure as hell made a difference on another front.
Forum: General Discussions 8 May 2003, 20:30
Replies: 51
Views: 7,832
Posted By Tzencath
shoot at both, you'll get a kill AND dinner:D

shoot at both, you'll get a kill AND dinner:D
Forum: General Discussions 8 May 2003, 15:47
Replies: 47
Views: 6,160
Posted By Tzencath
the war was lost because of the third front....

the war was lost because of the third front. no-one sensible fights a war on two fronts, let alone three. they should have consilidated their gains before starting campaigns in africa and the USSR.
Forum: General Discussions 6 May 2003, 23:05
Replies: 52
Views: 5,847
Posted By Tzencath
quite a bit, but then we decided we didn't like...

quite a bit, but then we decided we didn't like them, and they got the boot, horay for us:up:
Forum: General Discussions 6 May 2003, 23:04
Replies: 47
Views: 6,160
Posted By Tzencath
Re: A couple of questions about WW2

1- the germans got within 5 miles of moscow, but inevitably, due to the commanders lack of wanting to send in occupational forces, the seige collapsed.

2-they tried, it failed, the russians dug...
Forum: General Discussions 2 May 2003, 22:39
Replies: 28
Views: 3,953
Posted By Tzencath
Come to St.albans, we have the most pubs per...

Come to St.albans, we have the most pubs per square mile than any where else in the world. It has been in fact averaged out to 17.47/square mile, pretty neat huh:up: :D
Forum: General Discussions 16 Apr 2003, 12:43
Replies: 35
Views: 3,062
Posted By Tzencath
i second that motion.

i second that motion.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Apr 2003, 17:04
Replies: 19
Views: 3,760
Posted By Tzencath
KILL THE FRENCH er, i mean, great joke, yeh,...

KILL THE FRENCH

er, i mean, great joke, yeh, thats the one...:up:
Forum: General Discussions 15 Apr 2003, 17:02
Replies: 23
Views: 3,294
Posted By Tzencath
microsoft will make another console, they've got...

microsoft will make another console, they've got enough money to buy out nintendo and sony, not that it'll do them an ants worth of good, because they SUCK:devil:
Forum: General Discussions 11 Apr 2003, 15:25
Replies: 42
Views: 3,909
Posted By Tzencath
ooo ooo ooo! i heard about this one, um, it was...

ooo ooo ooo! i heard about this one, um, it was the cold war right?
Forum: General Discussions 11 Apr 2003, 15:21
Replies: 19
Views: 3,433
Posted By Tzencath
it's a simple philosophy here, if you have no...

it's a simple philosophy here, if you have no chance of beating someone, cause as much damange possible in the process of losing, and in case i'm very much mistaken, nukes fit the bill here...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Apr 2003, 12:38
Replies: 22
Views: 2,985
Posted By Tzencath
a black hole is literally a hole in the fabric of...

a black hole is literally a hole in the fabric of space, it is not compossed of anything, except space itself.

it is comparably though, that the singularity is orbited by anti-matter, so when...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Mar 2003, 20:23
Replies: 32
Views: 5,086
Posted By Tzencath
it takes 32 times your own bodywieght to overdose...

it takes 32 times your own bodywieght to overdose on cannabis, which is kinda hard to smoke at one time...

apart from the carconagenics in the smoke itself, which can be overcome by a vapouriser,...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Mar 2003, 00:28
Replies: 8
Views: 3,137
Posted By Tzencath
i liked cartridges, they stood up to being thrown...

i liked cartridges, they stood up to being thrown across the room in fits of rage at that one level you just can't do a hell of a lot more than discs do...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Mar 2003, 18:18
Replies: 51
Views: 7,081
Posted By Tzencath
well, they've done it before, so they're bound to...

well, they've done it before, so they're bound to do it again, so we better declare war just in case...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Mar 2003, 16:38
Replies: 20
Views: 2,553
Posted By Tzencath
if you want to breed her, you'll need to have a...

if you want to breed her, you'll need to have a male who's building a nest, then dump her in with him, preferably in a totally different tank to what they normally live in, so that neither can argue...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Mar 2003, 23:22
Replies: 41
Views: 3,647
Posted By Tzencath
hmm, i'd say go for it, bettas are the best:D

hmm, i'd say go for it, bettas are the best:D
Forum: General Discussions 6 Mar 2003, 21:03
Replies: 3
Views: 2,731
Posted By Tzencath
no biggy, i'll just send one in the mail... ...

no biggy, i'll just send one in the mail...

and trust me, i've seen debates on forums that have gone into 10k posts +
Forum: General Discussions 6 Mar 2003, 20:39
Replies: 3
Views: 2,731
Posted By Tzencath
the mother of all debates

star trek vs. star wars

although old, and the spawn of most evil, it's still funny.

not that any of you enlightened people would have such fun:rolleyes:
lol

(and the first person to say...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2003, 19:37
Replies: 34
Views: 3,943
Posted By Tzencath
evidently the fact i'm taking a swig from it...

evidently the fact i'm taking a swig from it means that they didn't, it's a kick ass cider:D :cool:
Forum: General Discussions 21 Feb 2003, 15:29
Replies: 15
Views: 3,308
Posted By Tzencath
i think that the season 6 finale, quite frankly,...

i think that the season 6 finale, quite frankly, sucked. it had it's good moments, like the lift scene with daniel and jack, and jack pissing off he'rak, but i was looking forward to daniel beating...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Feb 2003, 21:30
Replies: 65
Views: 6,893
Posted By Tzencath
each city gets a vote to have a member of a party...

each city gets a vote to have a member of a party representing them, that person then is a member of parliment.
the party with the most citys is in power.
so you only need to get control of 1 city...
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jan 2003, 22:01
Replies: 35
Views: 4,432
Posted By Tzencath
so the french are doing something right for once,...

so the french are doing something right for once, i never thought i'd see the day:p
Forum: General Discussions 29 Jan 2003, 22:57
Replies: 28
Views: 3,438
Posted By Tzencath
his books kick ass:D the serpent war series...

his books kick ass:D

the serpent war series was just phenominal...
Forum: General Discussions 31 Dec 2002, 14:01
Replies: 40
Views: 5,085
Posted By Tzencath
he was good in the bill and ted movies, but in...

he was good in the bill and ted movies, but in speed, his voice was still harkening back to the good ol' 'dude!' days, cracked me up:p
Forum: General Discussions 28 Dec 2002, 22:44
Replies: 32
Views: 4,604
Posted By Tzencath
gamecube, blatently.

gamecube, blatently.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Dec 2002, 23:53
Replies: 24
Views: 3,948
Posted By Tzencath
pfft, everyone knows nintey consoles are better...

pfft, everyone knows nintey consoles are better any day...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Dec 2002, 14:14
Replies: 34
Views: 3,499
Posted By Tzencath
merlin, he's a brit:cool:

merlin, he's a brit:cool:
Forum: General Discussions 23 Dec 2002, 19:33
Replies: 28
Views: 2,937
Posted By Tzencath
sim tower rules, even if it is annoying as hell...

sim tower rules, even if it is annoying as hell when ur entire tower moves out for no good reason...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Dec 2002, 23:59
Replies: 67
Views: 6,618
Posted By Tzencath
Up with the new empire. invade america...

Up with the new empire.

invade america again, blow up france, and get good ol' queen lizzy back as the empress:p :D :cool:
Forum: General Discussions 7 Dec 2002, 23:23
Replies: 31
Views: 3,545
Posted By Tzencath
to anyone that says whats wrong with the french:...

to anyone that says whats wrong with the french: go there and find out for yourself...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Dec 2002, 17:52
Replies: 12
Views: 2,990
Posted By Tzencath
i say we just conquer the americans again, show...

i say we just conquer the americans again, show 'em who's daddeh, then beat the crap outa the rest of the world, re-establish the british empire, and blow up france, all problems solved:cool:
Forum: General Discussions 7 Dec 2002, 17:48
Replies: 13
Views: 3,290
Posted By Tzencath
because they're something to play with when ur...

because they're something to play with when ur bored:p
Forum: General Discussions 7 Dec 2002, 11:40
Replies: 37
Views: 4,230
Posted By Tzencath
ahh, it was a good two parter episode:D

ahh, it was a good two parter episode:D
Forum: General Discussions 27 Nov 2002, 16:21
Replies: 15
Views: 2,573
Posted By Tzencath
ctrl+alt+delete and close down all the programs...

ctrl+alt+delete and close down all the programs but the logoff thingy. log off, then log back on, security will be down:cool:
Forum: General Discussions 26 Nov 2002, 15:05
Replies: 34
Views: 4,499
Posted By Tzencath
well, if we stop building all the f00kin centers...

well, if we stop building all the f00kin centers for illegial immigrants, and stop throwing money at them for no good reason, we'd have plenty to give the fire fighters and what not.

and for those...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Nov 2002, 17:28
Replies: 25
Views: 4,687
Posted By Tzencath
it's all the beurocracy, let us take you over...

it's all the beurocracy, let us take you over again, re-establish the british empire, and everything will be fine again!
no more 'i'm a us citizen, i can't be tried anywhere but america' or...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Nov 2002, 21:55
Replies: 21
Views: 3,149
Posted By Tzencath
king arthur, end of debate...or not, lol

king arthur, end of debate...or not, lol
Forum: General Discussions 18 Nov 2002, 17:43
Replies: 32
Views: 3,794
Posted By Tzencath
i say kill bush, and be done with it.

i say kill bush, and be done with it.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Nov 2002, 17:30
Replies: 15
Views: 4,214
Posted By Tzencath
i can imagine one of dale browns storys coming...

i can imagine one of dale browns storys coming tru here...:rolleyes:
Forum: General Discussions 18 Nov 2002, 17:26
Replies: 27
Views: 4,350
Posted By Tzencath
now for something completly different was quite...

now for something completly different was quite funny...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Nov 2002, 14:11
Replies: 61
Views: 6,878
Posted By Tzencath
someones probably said it, but what-the-hey: ...

someones probably said it, but what-the-hey:

red alert blatently has the best:D
Forum: General Discussions 16 Nov 2002, 16:04
Replies: 32
Views: 3,169
Posted By Tzencath
IN the world wars, the empire still existed, so...

IN the world wars, the empire still existed, so they had to go fight:D

british forces are those from the isles, commonwealth are those from the rest of the flippin world.

i say we re-establish...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Nov 2002, 22:31
Replies: 13
Views: 2,673
Posted By Tzencath
well, considering the voter turn out dropped by...

well, considering the voter turn out dropped by almost 30% at the last election, imagine what it'll do this time, gona be ****ing great:

'labour - 3 votes'
'tories - 2 votes'
'lib dems - 1 vote'...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Nov 2002, 22:28
Replies: 14
Views: 3,547
Posted By Tzencath
it's simple, kill tony blair, and re-establish...

it's simple, kill tony blair, and re-establish the empire:D
Forum: General Discussions 14 Nov 2002, 16:41
Replies: 47
Views: 4,022
Posted By Tzencath
i say give them the raise, only 8k for peats sake.

i say give them the raise, only 8k for peats sake.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Nov 2002, 09:39
Replies: 37
Views: 3,320
Posted By Tzencath
exactly, so the queen still gets to control...

exactly, so the queen still gets to control stuff, so:p

(i'm probably wrong, but what they hey, nyeh:p )
Forum: General Discussions 11 Nov 2002, 10:52
Replies: 19
Views: 3,196
Posted By Tzencath
it's simple, put really big nets around china,...

it's simple, put really big nets around china, put electric current through them, then dump the french in the middle of china, and when the chinese run away, they get electrocuted in the nets.
...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Nov 2002, 10:50
Replies: 37
Views: 3,320
Posted By Tzencath
technically, the queen is commander in chief of...

technically, the queen is commander in chief of the UK army, along with the australian one, and several others still under imperial (yeh, it's called sumin else, but that sounds better) control.
...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Nov 2002, 21:02
Replies: 17
Views: 2,925
Posted By Tzencath
yeh, always with the anti-english these days! ...

yeh, always with the anti-english these days!

we need a war with the french again, sort out who's daddeh!:D
Forum: General Discussions 4 Nov 2002, 17:39
Replies: 35
Views: 3,112
Posted By Tzencath
the worst type of show is blatently the ****ty...

the worst type of show is blatently the ****ty american one that deals with 'morals' and 'problems'.

you just wana stand up, and stab them in the eye.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Nov 2002, 17:27
Replies: 15
Views: 2,926
Posted By Tzencath
The only way you can become addicted to ganja is...

The only way you can become addicted to ganja is when the brain becomes dependant on THC (the drug that gets you high) to regulate it's actions, instead of naturally occuring hormones, but if this is...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Nov 2002, 23:48
Replies: 12
Views: 2,628
Posted By Tzencath
ahhh, you gota love the sonnetts... (i.e. PM...

ahhh, you gota love the sonnetts...

(i.e. PM me and i'll see what i can come up with)
Forum: General Discussions 2 Nov 2002, 23:04
Replies: 32
Views: 3,127
Posted By Tzencath
cap'n crunch all the way!:D would help if...

cap'n crunch all the way!:D

would help if they hadn't banned it here tho:mad:
Forum: General Discussions 1 Nov 2002, 23:07
Replies: 10
Views: 2,481
Posted By Tzencath
as long as they don't do what the americans do...

as long as they don't do what the americans do and charge tax on buying things seperatly, i don't care...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Oct 2002, 22:37
Replies: 13
Views: 1,977
Posted By Tzencath
weed and alcohol is the best treatment for...

weed and alcohol is the best treatment for depression, you can't feel down when ur off ur head, seems to work for me...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Oct 2002, 13:45
Replies: 17
Views: 3,510
Posted By Tzencath
So that was you!:p

So that was you!:p
Forum: General Discussions 26 Oct 2002, 23:10
Replies: 34
Views: 3,960
Posted By Tzencath
sort things out for the sake of your daughter

sort things out for the sake of your daughter
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