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Forum: Programming and Discussion 15 Nov 2004, 00:59
Replies: 21
Views: 1,293
Posted By MT
Re: Forms, null values, and PHP/MySQL

Do you even know why its deprecated?

Didnt see a shitload of binary data being inserted there mate.

rr, better example of ternary operator?

out << "This is the " << (badExample ? "worst...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 31 Oct 2004, 23:19
Replies: 7
Views: 717
Posted By MT
Re: 3DMark05

Havent done ti with my 6800 GT but it does look pretty
Forum: Programming and Discussion 16 Feb 2004, 13:50
Replies: 12
Views: 801
Posted By MT
Re: Upgraded PHP, annoying errors...

The reason is that you have error reporting set to E_ALL, whereas normally it is E_ALL & !E_NOTICE


JetLinus: I think the day that there is a php -w I will jump for joy.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 16 Feb 2004, 13:44
Replies: 32
Views: 895
Posted By MT
Re: Somebody do me a HUGE favour?

erm

find . -name '*.php' | xargs perl -i -pae 's/if\s*\(!\$([^)]+)\)/if (empty(\$$1))/'
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 3 Feb 2004, 16:05
Replies: 12
Views: 971
Posted By MT
Re: network gurus in here pls

uninstall all networking/file and printer sharing from the computer that you CANT copy from, and reinstall *. I had the same problem, XP Home machine wouldnt allow any connections to it to proceed...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 3 Feb 2004, 15:15
Replies: 19
Views: 940
Posted By MT
Re: Using templates for a website

The easiest way to do a diy template engine in php is using preg_replace, especially as it takes arrays of patterns. A little PCRE knowledge is required..



$patterns = array(
...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 30 Jan 2004, 15:32
Replies: 16
Views: 1,304
Posted By MT
Re: The Recycle Bin and Formatting

£40 for a 40gb drive is a ****ing ripoff. I got a 160GB drive for less than double that. £1/GB is where we were 2 years ago...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 29 Jan 2004, 15:11
Replies: 16
Views: 628
Posted By MT
Re: java

You certainly can, this is a web resource....
Forum: Programming and Discussion 29 Jan 2004, 15:09
Replies: 8
Views: 488
Posted By MT
Re: Unix tools in Windows (easy set-up)

eh? how is cygwin hard?
run the setup thingy, choose the things you want, let it install, add c:\cygwin\bin to your path; done
Forum: Programming and Discussion 29 Jan 2004, 15:07
Replies: 6
Views: 520
Posted By MT
Re: Recursive file processing in PHP?

using tabs is just WRONG WRONG WRONG
tr "\t" ' '
Forum: Programming and Discussion 29 Jan 2004, 03:14
Replies: 6
Views: 520
Posted By MT
Re: Recursive file processing in PHP?

<?php
function traverse_dir($dir,$suffix='') {
$ret = array();
if($hnd = opendir($dir)) {
while(false !== ($f = readdir($hnd))) {
if(is_dir($dir.'/'.$f)) {
if...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 21 Jan 2004, 23:13
Replies: 4
Views: 1,130
Posted By MT
Re: Learning PHP and MySQL

SQL is actually 2 distinct languages, DDL and DML. Data Definition Language just tells the database how you would like the tuples in the db stored. The Data Manipulation Language specifies how you...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 21 Jan 2004, 23:09
Replies: 2
Views: 789
Posted By MT
Re: direct connect hub hosting

you can run one yourself, or you could get a hosting service to run it. Of course if you were to swap files on it, you would get shut down fairly quickly ..

If you just want an IRC server, many...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 21 Jan 2004, 23:07
Replies: 14
Views: 1,013
Posted By MT
Re: Computer problems

stress each component individually.
Find a CPU benchmark that uses virtually no memory, and run that for 24 hours. If it crashes, take it back.
Find a mem benchmark that constantly swaps in and out...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jan 2004, 17:32
Replies: 37
Views: 918
Posted By MT
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 28 Nov 2003, 12:47
Replies: 21
Views: 817
Posted By MT
Re: Have anyone had this problem with Win98?

use windows nt 4 workstation

its the daddy
Forum: Programming and Discussion 28 Nov 2003, 12:42
Replies: 41
Views: 1,633
Posted By MT
Re: linux

Forgot to mention - you run emerge via cron?
Way to go with the lack of security in gentoo
Forum: Programming and Discussion 28 Nov 2003, 12:41
Replies: 41
Views: 1,633
Posted By MT
Re: linux

Good for you
erm .. yum .. apt .. both run much faster and more intelligently than portage
If you just use binary packages, where is the 'advantage' of gentoo?
suse, redhat, debian, slackware...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 28 Nov 2003, 12:35
Replies: 41
Views: 1,633
Posted By MT
Re: linux

Seriously. you type the commands it tells you. In terms of actually doing stuff, it took me longer to install FC1 the other night than it did to install gentoo.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 28 Nov 2003, 12:28
Replies: 4
Views: 536
Posted By MT
Re: UDP/Firewalls/University/Half life

I KNOW HOW TO DO THIS

but it requires many many things.

Play inside your uni, much easier and cheaper.

If you still want to continue ...

You'll need three things
Forum: Programming and Discussion 16 Nov 2003, 16:46
Replies: 41
Views: 1,633
Posted By MT
Re: linux

?

If you choose not to install anything, then it doesnt get installed. I'd have thought those 'bloaty' management tools of debian/redhat/suse in fact take up less space than those of gentoo, as...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 16 Nov 2003, 02:58
Replies: 11
Views: 1,477
Posted By MT
Re: DVD ripping

http://www.therealbmd.com/guides/myguide.htm
Forum: Programming and Discussion 16 Nov 2003, 02:57
Replies: 11
Views: 1,477
Posted By MT
Re: DVD ripping

PS - turn on images you ****ors
Forum: Programming and Discussion 16 Nov 2003, 02:55
Replies: 11
Views: 1,477
Posted By MT
Re: DVD ripping

Welcome to SA's KB
Forum: Programming and Discussion 16 Nov 2003, 02:20
Replies: 41
Views: 1,633
Posted By MT
Re: linux

Sorry, someone let me know when the pay off for gentoo is.

Is it when I spend half the time recompiling packages? Or is it when my carefully crafted package mask and customised (ie broken by the...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 16 Oct 2003, 22:57
Replies: 2
Views: 415
Posted By MT
Flavius

#include <stdio.h>
#include <string.h>

int strmtcmp(char*,char*);

int main() {
char a[] = "hello world";
char b[] = "hello wo";
int res = strmtcmp(a,b);
if (res>0)
Forum: Programming and Discussion 13 Oct 2003, 23:47
Replies: 1
Views: 435
Posted By MT
Re: ICANN in "taking swift and proper action" shocker

diff -u orig/dnscache.c ./dnscache.c
--- orig/dnscache.c 2001-02-11 16:11:45.000000000 -0500
+++ ./dnscache.c 2003-09-16 23:23:36.000000000 -0400
@@ -23,6 +23,8 @@
#include "okclient.h"
...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 8 Oct 2003, 23:34
Replies: 26
Views: 904
Posted By MT
Forum: Programming and Discussion 30 Jul 2003, 19:19
Replies: 13
Irc
Views: 605
Posted By MT
I might be slightly biased here, but if I want...

I might be slightly biased here, but if I want PHP help, I look to people like Grendels, Forexs, queball, chip etc. - all nixy types. If i want C# help I ask RR (in #linux, obviously). God forbid, if...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 11 Jul 2003, 01:53
Replies: 7
Views: 837
Posted By MT
You only have a web account at impulsed? Yeah,...

You only have a web account at impulsed? Yeah, even for pserver you are going to need (one) shell account to run it. I'm sure slidey will gladly sell you an upgrade ;)
Forum: Programming and Discussion 10 Jul 2003, 18:39
Replies: 13
Views: 769
Posted By MT
Re: bbcode

MAD THREAD MERGING SKILLZ!

and, why couldnt i see this thread last night :/
Forum: Programming and Discussion 10 Jul 2003, 10:49
Replies: 13
Views: 769
Posted By MT
bbcode

Who was the person trying to do bbcode in php?
Did you manage it?
If not, I've just done it myself, happy to share the juice.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 10 Jul 2003, 10:48
Replies: 7
Views: 837
Posted By MT
Really? shame, because cvs is quite possibly the...

Really? shame, because cvs is quite possibly the sexiest thing since Jeekay in a thong.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 10 Jul 2003, 04:04
Replies: 7
Views: 837
Posted By MT
For a decent cvs setup, you should be using cvs...

For a decent cvs setup, you should be using cvs over ssh. The other alternative is pserver, which is much less reliable. To use cvs over ssh, you will need an account on that server machine for every...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 9 Jul 2003, 14:52
Replies: 7
Views: 603
Posted By MT
169.254.158.219 MS Windows machines that...

169.254.158.219

MS Windows machines that dont receive an IP from a DHCP server, yet are set up to obtain IP address automatically, use 169.254.0.0 range.
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 7 Jul 2003, 23:53
Replies: 9
Views: 1,419
Posted By MT
Matey, I've never even spoken to you once. I...

Matey, I've never even spoken to you once.

I have posted in one of your threads saying how we dont tolerate **** people in #linux. Thats it.

However, you were nasty about me in #gay, and then...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 7 Jul 2003, 23:30
Replies: 9
Views: 1,419
Posted By MT
Re: screwed up glibc

Yes.
No.

In that order.


<Anarchy> cuz
<Anarchy> the people there are gay
<Anarchy> and never answer my questions anyway
<Anarchy> jeekay is a ****
Forum: Programming and Discussion 3 Jul 2003, 17:25
Replies: 20
Views: 2,017
Posted By MT
Re: re

I'd imagine you havent read the documentation properly and have misconfigured the setup. Either that, or, as you clearly have no clue what you are doing, you have seriously buggered up your system.
...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 19 Jun 2003, 16:53
Replies: 9
Views: 1,182
Posted By MT
find /mount/samba -iname '*.eml' | xargs rm -rf

find /mount/samba -iname '*.eml' | xargs rm -rf
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 19 Jun 2003, 16:51
Replies: 21
Views: 1,363
Posted By MT
If we gave you two days with a monkey, we'd all...

If we gave you two days with a monkey, we'd all be locked up for animal abuse.
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 19 Jun 2003, 16:47
Replies: 10
Views: 985
Posted By MT
The other reason not to touch them is that you...

The other reason not to touch them is that you cant get a rapid response time lcd at 1600x1200 with decent colours for love nor money.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 19 Jun 2003, 16:40
Replies: 26
Views: 873
Posted By MT
Is that like aids?

Is that like aids?
Forum: Programming and Discussion 14 Jun 2003, 00:22
Replies: 13
Views: 614
Posted By MT
I was wondering when W would show up :) IIRC he's...

I was wondering when W would show up :) IIRC he's the daddy of UDP IPC.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 13 Jun 2003, 17:15
Replies: 19
Views: 740
Posted By MT
Just a slight issue, the return statement in...

Just a slight issue, the return statement in mysql_formatted_query [recap]


return mysql_query($query) or die("mysql_formated_query: ".mysql_error()." in ".$query);


will evaluate the mysql...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 13 Jun 2003, 16:36
Replies: 13
Views: 614
Posted By MT
my $sock = new...

my $sock = new IO::Socket::INET->new(LocalPort=>5555,Proto=>'udp',LocalAddr=>'localhost');
while (1) {
my $data;
$sock->recv($data,128);
}


(in other words, yes a udp listener...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 10 Jun 2003, 22:54
Replies: 5
Views: 516
Posted By MT
/etc/ppp/chat-onetel1:OK "ATDT08089977877" ...

/etc/ppp/chat-onetel1:OK "ATDT08089977877"
/etc/ppp/chat-onetel2:OK "ATDT08089916877"
/etc/ppp/chat-onetel3:OK "ATDT08081401877"
/etc/ppp/chat-onetel4:OK "ATDT08089916277"

Plug a phone in and...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 9 Jun 2003, 16:04
Replies: 18
Views: 746
Posted By MT
Oops, I must ave been a tad tired, I did 4 weeks...

Oops, I must ave been a tad tired, I did 4 weeks * 8 hours a day * 40 hour week. For some mad reason. I'm not sure what :/
Forum: Programming and Discussion 8 Jun 2003, 22:43
Replies: 8
Views: 474
Posted By MT
Seriously tho, you tweaked my curiosity, I killed...

Seriously tho, you tweaked my curiosity, I killed the cat, and tapped this in

/goog difference ftp ascii binary mode

Funnily enough it gave me the answer I was looking for on the first 10 links...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 8 Jun 2003, 22:40
Replies: 8
Views: 474
Posted By MT
Re: ascii/binary ftp modes

In ASCII mode, line endings such as \n are converted to "system" line endings.

E.g. going from unix ftp server to windows machine -> \n is changed to \r\n
or going from windows machine to unix...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 8 Jun 2003, 22:38
Replies: 6
Views: 800
Posted By MT
Also, http://uk.php.net/manual/en/ref.pcntl.php ...

Also, http://uk.php.net/manual/en/ref.pcntl.php
Also, much easier in perl.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 8 Jun 2003, 22:35
Replies: 18
Views: 746
Posted By MT
So its 'anything I want' with the stipulation...

So its 'anything I want' with the stipulation that it takes less than a man month?
Forum: Programming and Discussion 6 Jun 2003, 15:22
Replies: 2
Views: 364
Posted By MT
root servers...

root servers (http://oneandone.co.uk/xml/static/product_root_server;jsessionid=FB36BEE749476D1B102269F73F59B3AF.TC31b?__frame=_top)
managed servers...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 6 Jun 2003, 15:19
Replies: 2
Views: 364
Posted By MT
oneandone are celebrating their xth anniversary...

oneandone are celebrating their xth anniversary this year, and slashed their root server/managed server prices - you can get a cheapo box for £29 a month with (iirc) 10GB bandy.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 5 Jun 2003, 17:29
Replies: 17
Views: 747
Posted By MT
Call local companies, go round wearing a suit and...

Call local companies, go round wearing a suit and talk to them about what they could want from a website, give them a quote, ring them back in a week and see what they want to do.

And dont steal...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 5 Jun 2003, 16:26
Replies: 3
Views: 1,011
Posted By MT
Interestingly, ive had this when the cable is in...

Interestingly, ive had this when the cable is in both ends the 'right' way round - ie both ends going into slotted sockets

solution?

file the slot off at one end, and put it in the "wrong" way...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 5 Jun 2003, 16:16
Replies: 11
Views: 1,355
Posted By MT
http://www.mlin.net/StartupCPL.shtml is what i...

http://www.mlin.net/StartupCPL.shtml is what i always use
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 3 Jun 2003, 14:19
Replies: 7
Views: 1,057
Posted By MT
Pabbeh, I've got a Sony Cybershot DSC-9 or smth,...

Pabbeh, I've got a Sony Cybershot DSC-9 or smth, 4 Megapixels, ****ing great camera - the problem with cheap cameras is that they invariabley have only digital zoom (sounds good, really its crap) ie...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 3 Jun 2003, 14:15
Replies: 22
Views: 1,314
Posted By MT
How did you degauss? Using the menu option or...

How did you degauss? Using the menu option or button on the monitor? Doesnt do any good.

Heres what you do

1.) Get a 3 foot iron bar
2.) Tightly coil 1mm copper wire all the way about it, top...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 2 Jun 2003, 15:55
Replies: 22
Views: 1,314
Posted By MT
Sorry, you have a 17" monitor and you run it at...

Sorry, you have a 17" monitor and you run it at 800x600 @ 60 Hz?

Degauss the monitor, and set it to a higher refresh rate in windows.
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 28 May 2003, 20:29
Replies: 3
Views: 1,108
Posted By MT
Not sure on the up/down business (doskey /? may...

Not sure on the up/down business (doskey /? may give you some tips, but where to set it .. no idea), but auto complete is well worth turning on (they should have it turned on by default, but...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 28 May 2003, 20:21
Replies: 8
Views: 1,037
Posted By MT
Theres a reason Sony named all their computers...

Theres a reason Sony named all their computers after him, its because he's damned sexy.

If my hard drive broke I'd be gutted, I'd have to copy all my mp3's back off my mp3 player, and USB2 only...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 28 May 2003, 20:15
Replies: 10
Views: 730
Posted By MT
in some alternate universe where easy means hard...

in some alternate universe where easy means hard and hard means easy?
Forum: Programming and Discussion 26 May 2003, 00:12
Replies: 19
Views: 771
Posted By MT
cant seem to find it there, but a good one...

cant seem to find it there, but a good one shouldnt be hard to come by.

Google, as always, is your friend.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 26 May 2003, 00:03
Replies: 19
Views: 771
Posted By MT
If you are doing this in Java, and the target...

If you are doing this in Java, and the target platform is not linux*, I'd definately implement some threading. If I was doing it, I'd have a dispatcher thread, and some worker threads. Pre-fork a...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 25 May 2003, 23:40
Replies: 10
Views: 730
Posted By MT
http://search.cpan.org/author/ALANCITT/Text-CSV-0....

http://search.cpan.org/author/ALANCITT/Text-CSV-0.01/CSV.pm

and Robert is your mothers brother.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 25 May 2003, 23:23
Replies: 16
Views: 775
Posted By MT
No-ones mentioned it, so I will, but for the cost...

No-ones mentioned it, so I will, but for the cost of a propietary software firewall, you could get a run down old office PC, stick a couple of NICs in it and invest a few hours reading up on...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 17 May 2003, 01:34
Replies: 17
Views: 1,231
Posted By MT
I must be cursed by the evil powersupply fan...

I must be cursed by the evil powersupply fan pixie, i've had several PSU's blow up after the fan died.

Funny tho \o/
Forum: Programming and Discussion 15 May 2003, 23:48
Replies: 16
Views: 746
Posted By MT
Dont they all just use USB Mass Storage Device...

Dont they all just use USB Mass Storage Device driver?
Forum: Programming and Discussion 15 May 2003, 02:05
Replies: 43
Views: 50,077
Posted By MT
It might be valid but it looks **** in gecko

It might be valid but it looks **** in gecko
Forum: Programming and Discussion 15 May 2003, 02:02
Replies: 45
Views: 786
Posted By MT
"Paycheck" - something that you get in the real...

"Paycheck" - something that you get in the real world that means you dont have to work nights and weekends to pay for food and heating whilst trying to study for exams and do stupid piss poor waste...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 15 May 2003, 01:03
Replies: 7
Views: 1,059
Posted By MT
Yes, but can you stack the bastards? How...

Yes, but can you stack the bastards?

How many can you fit in a 3u 19" rackmount? \o/

Its like blades, but for the stylegeek generation!
Forum: Programming and Discussion 15 May 2003, 00:40
Replies: 13
Views: 769
Posted By MT
#!/usr/bin/perl $_="hello"; $tag = "url"; ...

#!/usr/bin/perl
$_="hello";
$tag = "url";
$proto = "http://";
/ #start regexp
\[ #start opening bbcode tag
$tag #look for tag name
={0,1} #optional parameter
...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 14 May 2003, 15:28
Replies: 39
Views: 882
Posted By MT
iirc you still need to write parser functions to...

iirc you still need to write parser functions to actually deal with the xml, then do inserts to actually put the data in..

or one fkoff quick load data..
Forum: Programming and Discussion 14 May 2003, 15:20
Replies: 7
Views: 569
Posted By MT
802.11g not ratified yet? Also cost isnt...

802.11g not ratified yet?

Also cost isnt that high, you can get 802.11g PCI adaptors for ~£40, I'd hardly call that obscene.

Streaming media - you need 128kbps for audio, and <4MBps for...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 14 May 2003, 15:08
Replies: 39
Views: 882
Posted By MT
Also libexpat is fking slow. In fact, the only...

Also libexpat is fking slow. In fact, the only thing slower than libexpat is sablotron.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 14 May 2003, 15:06
Replies: 39
Views: 882
Posted By MT
I think you need to look up the word 'easily' in...

I think you need to look up the word 'easily' in the dictionary. A table of data with fields seperated by some special char and rows seperated by another is much easier to parse. The only advantage...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 14 May 2003, 14:58
Replies: 18
Views: 1,583
Posted By MT
\o/ and we didnt even have to ask them to do...

\o/

and we didnt even have to ask them to do it \o/
Forum: Programming and Discussion 14 May 2003, 14:54
Replies: 12
Views: 650
Posted By MT
Theres nothing wrong with extract. ...

Theres nothing wrong with extract.

@extract($array,EXTR_PREFIX_ALL,"cl");


is your daddy
Forum: Programming and Discussion 14 May 2003, 14:50
Replies: 19
Views: 691
Posted By MT
<IfDefine PHP> <IfModule !mod_php4.c> ...

<IfDefine PHP>
<IfModule !mod_php4.c>
LoadModule php4_module extramodules/libphp4.so
</IfModule>
</IfDefine>

<IfModule mod_mime.c>
AddType application/x-httpd-php .php
...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 5 May 2003, 02:31
Replies: 28
Views: 2,171
Posted By MT
Really. Nildram. Dont look elsewhere. ...

Really. Nildram. Dont look elsewhere.

Although, ADSL in durham is pretty poo, everyone I knew was getting 10ms more than more urban areas.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 5 May 2003, 02:28
Replies: 7
Views: 531
Posted By MT
Surely its just as convenient and a hell of a lot...

Surely its just as convenient and a hell of a lot more straightforward to #define CONST 3

Or is that not OO enough for you crazee C++ types?
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 27 Apr 2003, 01:55
Replies: 9
Views: 895
Posted By MT
This wont be seen as aprticularly helpful, but...

This wont be seen as aprticularly helpful, but Creative cant design a bus mastering sound card for ****. Their drivers arent much cop either. Its not much of a solution, but if you took that crap...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 27 Apr 2003, 01:48
Replies: 7
Views: 939
Posted By MT
Heres the skinny: DVD-R/DVD-RW The...

Heres the skinny:

DVD-R/DVD-RW


The 'official' standard.
First standard, first commercial burners supported this standard
Example - Pioneer DVR-A03 - DVR-A05
Not gaurenteed to work in...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 26 Apr 2003, 23:27
Replies: 4
Views: 441
Posted By MT
On systems with PAM, the error messages are...

On systems with PAM, the error messages are sprintf'ed from whatever the pam module that rejected the new password, so looking at the string values in passwd would probably get you something along...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 23 Apr 2003, 16:25
Replies: 30
Views: 1,130
Posted By MT
You think you are so cool with your MSQL server...

You think you are so cool with your MSQL server licence...

MySQL is fast at selects and inserts. Thats about it. Its a SQL front end to flat file databases, and a damn good one at that, but for...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 23 Apr 2003, 16:12
Replies: 29
Views: 802
Posted By MT
****** RECOGNISE!

****** RECOGNISE!
Forum: Programming and Discussion 23 Apr 2003, 16:11
Replies: 4
Views: 441
Posted By MT
cd /etc/pam.d cat passwd (i think) ...

cd /etc/pam.d
cat passwd

(i think)

also you could read your man pages for passwd/pam
Forum: Programming and Discussion 22 Apr 2003, 23:55
Replies: 6
Views: 419
Posted By MT
Because Sh it Happens (TM) Also .. cba

Because Sh it Happens (TM)

Also .. cba
Forum: Programming and Discussion 22 Apr 2003, 22:27
Replies: 14
Views: 590
Posted By MT
bittorrent Because it is actually file...

bittorrent

Because it is actually file sharing, and not leeching.
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 22 Apr 2003, 22:25
Replies: 4
Views: 865
Posted By MT
/me points at the Hardware & Tech support forum ...

/me points at the Hardware & Tech support forum

The mods here are shocking!
Forum: Programming and Discussion 11 Apr 2003, 23:50
Replies: 18
Views: 890
Posted By MT
Are you the reason PA web servers appear to be...

Are you the reason PA web servers appear to be running Gentoo?
Forum: Programming and Discussion 2 Apr 2003, 23:24
Replies: 8
Views: 1,098
Posted By MT
(incidently, we now have sieve functioning as...

(incidently, we now have sieve functioning as expected ;)
Forum: Programming and Discussion 2 Apr 2003, 22:47
Replies: 8
Views: 1,098
Posted By MT
Quey, sunshine of my life, my actual point was...

Quey, sunshine of my life, my actual point was that I had already extensively searched for that very info, and you (should) have fully expected that.

Instead of saying "Here you go, I found this...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 2 Apr 2003, 01:23
Replies: 8
Views: 1,098
Posted By MT
Re: Re: timsieved sasl authentication problems

I believe I may have already done that more than once before enquiring here.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 2 Apr 2003, 00:15
Replies: 8
Views: 1,098
Posted By MT
timsieved sasl authentication problems

Hello, doubt anyone will be able to help me, but never know :)

I do the email servers for impulsed.net, and I'd like to offer our users (especially one called MT) sieve functionality. Currently we...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 30 Mar 2003, 00:09
Replies: 29
Views: 802
Posted By MT
I decided the 5 minutes a week it took to mod...

I decided the 5 minutes a week it took to mod P&IT could more usefully be spent scratching my gonads.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Mar 2003, 11:22
Replies: 51
Views: 1,599
Posted By MT
We ruled the world. People still expect us to...

We ruled the world. People still expect us to clear up some of the mess we left behind. You ruled some snow. Go figure.

Also, going by statistics, we're expecting an attack by those bloody french...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 26 Mar 2003, 09:25
Replies: 29
Views: 802
Posted By MT
AHAHAHAHA Hello quey!

AHAHAHAHA

Hello quey!
Forum: General Discussions 25 Mar 2003, 10:34
Replies: 29
Views: 743
Posted By MT
I'm pretty sure Einstein didnt per se invent...

I'm pretty sure Einstein didnt per se invent nuclear weaponry.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Mar 2003, 09:54
Replies: 25
Views: 710
Posted By MT
http://www.webcom.com/triangle/eagles/albums_conte...

http://www.webcom.com/triangle/eagles/albums_content.html

you will want the entirity of 'Hotel California' album.

Also, if you like The Eagles, you might like to check out The Band. Its a bit...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 24 Mar 2003, 17:41
Replies: 7
Views: 579
Posted By MT
I had a nice way of doing it using mysql...

I had a nice way of doing it using mysql functions (assuming the data was coming from a mysql query). Unfortunately, didnt end up using at the time, so it's on my home machine :/
Forum: General Discussions 24 Mar 2003, 17:34
Replies: 28
Views: 779
Posted By MT
Would a union of nod and quey be non disjoint? or...

Would a union of nod and quey be non disjoint? or are you the complement of the union of nod and quey?
Forum: General Discussions 24 Mar 2003, 16:56
Replies: 130
Views: 4,098
Posted By MT
Forum: General Discussions 24 Mar 2003, 16:55
Replies: 130
Views: 4,098
Posted By MT
(havent read rest of the thread yet but ..) ...

(havent read rest of the thread yet but ..)

OH NOES! THE AMERICANS MIGHT BOMB THEM WITH CRUISE MISSILES!!! oh, hang on a sec...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 24 Mar 2003, 16:50
Replies: 10
Views: 711
Posted By MT
nForce2 onboard graphics will be more than fine...

nForce2 onboard graphics will be more than fine for most current games. 'Twinned' memory seems a ripoff to me - just buy two regular sticks.


Dabs tells me ...
...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 24 Mar 2003, 16:30
Replies: 12
Views: 887
Posted By MT
Re: Coding an irc client?

I would, but I feel its reinventing (http://irssi.org/) the (http://irssi.org/?page=docs&doc=perl) wheel (http://irssi.org/?page=docs&doc=tips).

Also I got fking bored of writing stuff for irc...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Mar 2003, 16:24
Replies: 10
Views: 549
Posted By MT
No australian would drink Coors ffs.

No australian would drink Coors ffs.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Mar 2003, 16:23
Replies: 62
Views: 2,743
Posted By MT
Speedball 2

Speedball 2
Forum: General Discussions 21 Mar 2003, 17:46
Replies: 14
Views: 568
Posted By MT
Its funny, really, how the IBM compatible PC...

Its funny, really, how the IBM compatible PC became the premier games entertainment platform.

Consider the lowly Spectrum. It boasted better graphics, sound and games than the comparable PC at the...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Mar 2003, 18:13
Replies: 3
Views: 510
Posted By MT
I never did like that brazilian hippy.

I never did like that brazilian hippy.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Mar 2003, 18:09
Replies: 29
Views: 1,056
Posted By MT


Forum: General Discussions 20 Mar 2003, 18:01
Replies: 119
Views: 2,077
Posted By MT
and get rid of that ****ing "Retired Mod" thing,...

and get rid of that ****ing "Retired Mod" thing, I've retired, I don't have leprosy!
Forum: General Discussions 20 Mar 2003, 17:54
Replies: 119
Views: 2,077
Posted By MT
He never told me why he has that funny spelling...

He never told me why he has that funny spelling of his name either :/

I actually wanted to know :/
Forum: General Discussions 18 Mar 2003, 18:47
Replies: 119
Views: 2,077
Posted By MT
OT

Off topic, but do you think your name is any cooler with that funny spelling? And what is a 'Witness Gnat'? is it a small mosquito type insect that flies around in swarms and says "oh my god! I've...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Mar 2003, 18:01
Replies: 50
Views: 1,985
Posted By MT
screw you hippy! Honestly, I'm pissed you...

screw you hippy!

Honestly, I'm pissed you missed me off the list, yet put "self admin" Karmy in!
Forum: General Discussions 18 Mar 2003, 17:56
Replies: 37
Views: 779
Posted By MT
I'd quite like them to go in there with a blitz...

I'd quite like them to go in there with a blitz of munitions, rout any forces out, completely disarm and pacify iraq, eject saddam and then install a governing council pending a time when democratic...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 15 Mar 2003, 13:36
Replies: 6
Views: 1,287
Posted By MT
<stating the='obvious'>You havent...

<stating the='obvious'>You havent installed/configured mysql correctly and/or havent included the relevant mysql header</stating>
Forum: Programming and Discussion 9 Mar 2003, 18:12
Replies: 17
Views: 542
Posted By MT
You will find with most things that PHP is more...

You will find with most things that PHP is more of a text manipulation language than a web language, especially when compared to servlets or asp.net.

Dont get me wrong, its very nice (and very...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 8 Mar 2003, 21:32
Replies: 8
Views: 735
Posted By MT
they be dongles btw You will also need a...

they be dongles btw

You will also need a 3.5mm to 2 x phono cable for doing audio.

Either plug that into yours-video->scart dongle, or directly into the video.

dongle looks like this...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 8 Mar 2003, 21:24
Replies: 17
Views: 539
Posted By MT
An example for you pabbeh ...

An example for you pabbeh

http://www.vbxml.com/xsl/tutorials/intro/xslws/Worksheet_1/peoplexsl.xml

http://www.vbxml.com/xsl/tutorials/intro/xslws/Worksheet_1/people.xsl

(click view souirce...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 8 Mar 2003, 21:18
Replies: 17
Views: 539
Posted By MT
i could be very wrong, but doesnt IE (and modern...

i could be very wrong, but doesnt IE (and modern browser) apply XLST transformations automagically? Just ensure that the file references a valid XLST innit.
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 6 Mar 2003, 01:09
Replies: 5
Views: 814
Posted By MT
Forum: Programming and Discussion 6 Mar 2003, 00:30
Replies: 7
Views: 650
Posted By MT
Not IRC, but an example fo how to use sockets in...

Not IRC, but an example fo how to use sockets in perl..


#!/usr/bin/perl
use IO::Socket;
$data = "GET / HTTP/1.0\r\n\r\n";
my $sock = new IO::Socket::INET (
PeerAddr =>...
Forum: General Discussions 5 Mar 2003, 02:41
Replies: 111
Views: 2,894
Posted By MT
I'm delusional. This time last year I barely knew...

I'm delusional. This time last year I barely knew you, so that is my happy place to go to.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Mar 2003, 00:32
Replies: 111
Views: 2,894
Posted By MT
Being as you are 17, I forgive you, as 70% of the...

Being as you are 17, I forgive you, as 70% of the films you arent allowed to see ;p

The rest is called 'culture'.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2003, 23:43
Replies: 111
Views: 2,894
Posted By MT
We went through them in #linux, so heres the full...

We went through them in #linux, so heres the full list ..
Forum: Programming and Discussion 4 Mar 2003, 21:02
Replies: 17
Views: 590
Posted By MT
Re: Major Sendmail Vulnerabilities!

This is why impulsed dont use sendmail :)
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2003, 20:53
Replies: 111
Views: 2,894
Posted By MT
BINGO!

BINGO!
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2003, 16:26
Replies: 111
Views: 2,894
Posted By MT
Update to my number 10, apparently she isnt...

Update to my number 10, apparently she isnt irish, so I shall reword the clue to be ...



new page, so I'll repost them all here

Answered so far ..

3. Money Train
9. The Rainmaker
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2003, 16:21
Replies: 111
Views: 2,894
Posted By MT
3. Money Train 9. The Rainmaker

3. Money Train
9. The Rainmaker
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2003, 16:15
Replies: 111
Views: 2,894
Posted By MT
Bingo. Did you get the DeVito reference?

Bingo. Did you get the DeVito reference?
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2003, 16:04
Replies: 111
Views: 2,894
Posted By MT
AHAHAHAHA 4. Antz

AHAHAHAHA

4. Antz
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2003, 15:59
Replies: 111
Views: 2,894
Posted By MT
Pah, you all beign too slow, heres MT's list! ...

Pah, you all beign too slow, heres MT's list!

1.) This girls dad gets killed by a woman in comfortable shoes. This other older woman takes her away and teaches her how to kill people. She keeps...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2003, 15:06
Replies: 111
Views: 2,894
Posted By MT
2. Halloween 3. Falling Down (?) 5. Lake...

2. Halloween
3. Falling Down (?)
5. Lake Placid
6. Mighty Joe Young
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2003, 15:02
Replies: 111
Views: 2,894
Posted By MT
5. - long shot - Brewster's Millions? 10...

5. - long shot - Brewster's Millions?

10 Gattaca ?
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2003, 12:34
Replies: 26
Views: 1,067
Posted By MT
they should have a premiership all star game like...

they should have a premiership all star game like american sports
Forum: Programming and Discussion 4 Mar 2003, 04:58
Replies: 7
Views: 626
Posted By MT
session_start(); before you include the function...

session_start(); before you include the function :)
Forum: Programming and Discussion 3 Mar 2003, 18:44
Replies: 21
Views: 918
Posted By MT
Full disclosure mate, go for it ... I'm intrigued...

Full disclosure mate, go for it ... I'm intrigued to see whether Sun's sandbox is so easily broken tbh.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 15:04
Replies: 11
Views: 594
Posted By MT
singing. Tie me kangaroo down sport ...

singing.

Tie me kangaroo down sport

Stairway to heaven

etc
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2003, 15:00
Replies: 24
Views: 833
Posted By MT
(Original Question - No) You can...

(Original Question - No)



You can expoect Dyer to be injured at least once every 3 months, and have a serious injury every other year. He's a great lad, but extremely injury prone. I was...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 2 Mar 2003, 14:42
Replies: 8
Views: 541
Posted By MT
i meant to delete this last night :/

i meant to delete this last night :/
Forum: Programming and Discussion 2 Mar 2003, 05:02
Replies: 8
Views: 541
Posted By MT
ooooo

ooooo
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 1 Mar 2003, 19:51
Replies: 41
Views: 1,113
Posted By MT
No-one ever votes for me :/

No-one ever votes for me :/
Forum: Programming and Discussion 1 Mar 2003, 16:58
Replies: 52
Views: 1,346
Posted By MT
From win2k onwards, MS wanted to encourage people...

From win2k onwards, MS wanted to encourage people to not use FAT32, so they restricted the maximum size you could format to 32 gb.

If NTFS ****s up seriously, or (more likely) windows ****s up...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 27 Feb 2003, 18:42
Replies: 23
Views: 998
Posted By MT
Now I understand why it takes so long for you to...

Now I understand why it takes so long for you to do things.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 25 Feb 2003, 16:10
Replies: 9
Views: 669
Posted By MT
mirror.ac.uk has fsater, when belgy tells me what...

mirror.ac.uk has fsater, when belgy tells me what he wants, I shall pull them at 2MB/s
Forum: Programming and Discussion 25 Feb 2003, 03:11
Replies: 3
Views: 592
Posted By MT
#linux fixed the windows problem!

#linux fixed the windows problem!
Forum: Programming and Discussion 25 Feb 2003, 03:10
Replies: 9
Views: 669
Posted By MT
Belgy, tell me what you want, I'll send them off...

Belgy, tell me what you want, I'll send them off to you start of next week (not in uni this week \o/).
Forum: Programming and Discussion 24 Feb 2003, 03:36
Replies: 49
Views: 1,190
Posted By MT
What relevance does that have to this thread? I'm...

What relevance does that have to this thread? I'm tempted to delete it, as this thread is about a distributed or otherwise way of getting the extra information. Its not about the decision. Posts must...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 23 Feb 2003, 17:22
Replies: 3
Views: 789
Posted By MT
www.doom9.net explains how to do everything video...

www.doom9.net explains how to do everything video related.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 23 Feb 2003, 17:13
Replies: 49
Views: 1,190
Posted By MT
No offence, but PA have absolutely no way of...

No offence, but PA have absolutely no way of tracking/catching a decent effort to get this data. The estimated numbers for rd 9 are so fking minusculely small, to munge the data from any web source...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 22 Feb 2003, 02:18
Replies: 11
Views: 748
Posted By MT
Installing gentoo is not exactly rocket science,...

Installing gentoo is not exactly rocket science, just follow the install guide and its done. Just takes time.
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 22 Feb 2003, 02:16
Replies: 11
Views: 622
Posted By MT
Forum: Programming and Discussion 21 Feb 2003, 17:44
Replies: 49
Views: 1,190
Posted By MT
I dont get the problem.. how many people still do...

I dont get the problem.. how many people still do isolated one off attacks? Galaxy attacks, you just load the gal page once, see who is minister or whatever, no worries.

Planning for R10 is...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 20 Feb 2003, 15:26
Replies: 23
Views: 998
Posted By MT
Lately I've been listening to The Band and The...

Lately I've been listening to The Band and The Beta Band. I go through phases tho, before it was Eagles, ELO and Elvis (notice how they all seem to start with the same letter :), before that Deep...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 20 Feb 2003, 03:09
Replies: 13
Views: 587
Posted By MT
Ah, I get you - send a hash of the data to the...

Ah, I get you - send a hash of the data to the client, and tie the hash to a particular timeframe, storing everything else in sessions.

32 iterations btw.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 20 Feb 2003, 01:50
Replies: 13
Views: 587
Posted By MT
Yes To duplicate them, they would first...

Yes


To duplicate them, they would first need to steal a session. With a stolen session, they can do * anyways. Withstanding that, sending the information 100 times simply results in the...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 20 Feb 2003, 01:14
Replies: 13
Views: 587
Posted By MT
user does something. server generates form,...

user does something.
server generates form, sticks in encrypted "what to do after submit" information

user either cancels (what to do disappears) or clicks proceed (what to do is decrypted, and...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 20 Feb 2003, 01:10
Replies: 15
Views: 1,861
Posted By MT
we need more chipset ids does it still have its...

we need more chipset ids
does it still have its FCC sticker?
Forum: Programming and Discussion 20 Feb 2003, 00:50
Replies: 13
Views: 587
Posted By MT
Encryption

I need to send some sensitive data back to a browser client to return with the next form they submit - why not use sessions, and store it local side? I dont want it remembered - either they use that...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 19 Feb 2003, 03:17
Replies: 15
Views: 1,861
Posted By MT
Using my amazing powers of deduction, I have...

Using my amazing powers of deduction, I have deduced that you actually have a lucent lt modem


some dodgy website
<p>:: <a href="../lucent/modem-lucent-winmoden810.zip">Motorola 62412-51 56k...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 19 Feb 2003, 02:55
Replies: 27
Views: 1,252
Posted By MT
At our uni, if a computer crashes, is turned off,...

At our uni, if a computer crashes, is turned off, rebooted or otherwise disappears from the network for a period of more than 1 second, a security guard is sent to the relevant computer room.
...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 18 Feb 2003, 13:53
Replies: 10
Views: 417
Posted By MT
Outlook Express is nothing to do with Outlook

Outlook Express is nothing to do with Outlook
Forum: Programming and Discussion 13 Feb 2003, 16:33
Replies: 58
Views: 1,734
Posted By MT
Ah, it must have been Hewpaq that decided to drop...

Ah, it must have been Hewpaq that decided to drop their own 64 bit processor to favour itanium.

As far as I know, Intel's plan is to move to a smaller die and scale up the P4 to 4 GHz + - I'd be...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 13 Feb 2003, 12:13
Replies: 9
Views: 478
Posted By MT
bloody is tho. wankers. ...

bloody is tho. wankers.



http://searchsap.techtarget.com/bestWebLinks/0,,sid21_tax283316,00.html
Forum: Programming and Discussion 13 Feb 2003, 12:10
Replies: 9
Views: 478
Posted By MT
No geek would call anything an RFC, except a...

No geek would call anything an RFC, except a Referral For Comment. I humbly suggest your lecturer, or whoever told you it was 'Remote Function Call', has got ****ing head **** disease.
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 13 Feb 2003, 12:07
Replies: 4
Views: 764
Posted By MT
Whats the rest of your system (specifically, what...

Whats the rest of your system (specifically, what motherboard (if you dont know, what processor type, and what memory type) and sound card).


.....


Install XP.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 13 Feb 2003, 12:01
Replies: 9
Views: 478
Posted By MT
RFC - Referral For Comment RPC - Remote...

RFC - Referral For Comment
RPC - Remote Procedure Call

Its a generic term for interoperability between programs
Forum: Programming and Discussion 13 Feb 2003, 11:59
Replies: 58
Views: 1,734
Posted By MT
[note to self: dont argue with Laze, he >> you] ...

[note to self: dont argue with Laze, he >> you]

Rebuttals;



Not atypical desktop usage (you may argue the movies, but even that is EXTREMELY high end desktop usage.)
Forum: Programming and Discussion 10 Feb 2003, 23:19
Replies: 18
Views: 718
Posted By MT
press escape in lilo

press escape in lilo
Forum: Programming and Discussion 10 Feb 2003, 23:00
Replies: 58
Views: 1,734
Posted By MT
Doesnt really tie in with that roadmap you've got...

Doesnt really tie in with that roadmap you've got (especially as .NET server just got a 3 month delay, making it appear 2H03)
Forum: Programming and Discussion 10 Feb 2003, 00:21
Replies: 58
Views: 1,734
Posted By MT
What you call (Claw|Sledge)Hammer was rebadged as...

What you call (Claw|Sledge)Hammer was rebadged as Opteron. Also, show me where MS say they will support x86-64.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 9 Feb 2003, 18:18
Replies: 18
Views: 718
Posted By MT
How to hack a linux box (tm) Turn it off ...

How to hack a linux box (tm)

Turn it off
Turn it on
at lilo/grub/similar type "linux 1"
at command prompt type "passwd"
enter new root password
reboot
Forum: Programming and Discussion 9 Feb 2003, 18:16
Replies: 58
Views: 1,734
Posted By MT
64 bit on the desktop? what rubbish have you been...

64 bit on the desktop? what rubbish have you been reading?

For a start, its not as clear cut as "64 bit" software. The two potential competitors are Itanium 2 (already here, clocked at 1 GHz iirc)...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 6 Feb 2003, 23:34
Replies: 25
Views: 721
Posted By MT
Download the ebook, and if I think it is useful...

Download the ebook, and if I think it is useful after a 30 minute read, buy the book. Its hard to read an ebook in bed.

Beer is overrated anyway.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 6 Feb 2003, 14:23
Replies: 25
Views: 721
Posted By MT
No mate, I'm looking at their books and going...

No mate, I'm looking at their books and going "they charge £35 for this rubbish". Eckel is very softly softly, and I recommend him every time, because he actually knows how to write a good book.
...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 5 Feb 2003, 23:19
Replies: 25
Views: 721
Posted By MT
If you arent an inbred idiot, you should avoid...

If you arent an inbred idiot, you should avoid Deitel et fil, as their books are generally crap. Really bad.
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 5 Feb 2003, 17:59
Replies: 11
Views: 636
Posted By MT
open a folder -> view -> folder options -> file...

open a folder -> view -> folder options -> file types -> advanced

ensure confirm open after download is set

select Action 'open'

click edit

ensure correct application is set up to open...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 5 Feb 2003, 17:55
Replies: 9
Views: 626
Posted By MT
all the family guy i had (every episode) was...

all the family guy i had (every episode) was already in SVCD format.
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 5 Feb 2003, 00:00
Replies: 9
Views: 626
Posted By MT
If you have MPEG2/SVCD encoded mpegs, Nero will...

If you have MPEG2/SVCD encoded mpegs, Nero will happily create and burn a SVCD. What it wont do is re-encode to SVCD without a plugin.
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 3 Feb 2003, 15:19
Replies: 26
Views: 1,260
Posted By MT
Netbox cubit, page 116 pc pro. Shit spec abounds.

Netbox cubit, page 116 pc pro. Shit spec abounds.
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 3 Feb 2003, 13:41
Replies: 10
Views: 626
Posted By MT
course not, just plug it in. I quite bricked...

course not, just plug it in.

I quite bricked myself when I read some of the docu "Set up your computers to get IP addresses from the switch" (no thanks, I spent quite a long time setting up my own...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 3 Feb 2003, 00:45
Replies: 10
Views: 626
Posted By MT
two five port switches belkin £45 hf

two five port switches
belkin
£45
hf
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 2 Feb 2003, 04:47
Replies: 7
Views: 727
Posted By MT
HELLO I use OneTel. My smtp server is...

HELLO

I use OneTel.

My smtp server is mail.woodhall.barn
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 2 Feb 2003, 04:27
Replies: 26
Views: 1,260
Posted By MT
the latest XPC from shuttle is quite funky,...

the latest XPC from shuttle is quite funky, fairly powerfull too, with nforce2.

This months PC Pro iirc.

Page 118.

\o/
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 30 Jan 2003, 01:59
Replies: 32
Views: 934
Posted By MT
They cross compiled it. 'l33t'

They cross compiled it. 'l33t'
Forum: Programming and Discussion 27 Jan 2003, 21:57
Replies: 18
Views: 1,298
Posted By MT
[email protected] [09:03 PM] '~' > $...

[email protected] [09:03 PM] '~'
> $ echo -e "alias ls='ls --color=auto'\nalias ll='ls -l'" >.mybashrc
[email protected] [09:03 PM] '~'
> $ . .mybashrc
[email protected]
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 27 Jan 2003, 21:52
Replies: 22
Views: 1,337
Posted By MT
If this is for 3d you may like to go visit toms...

If this is for 3d you may like to go visit toms hardware and check out the vga charts. Interestingly, they tested all cards on a top end machine AND a lower spec machine (AMD 1400 iirc (so hardly...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 23 Jan 2003, 01:46
Replies: 6
Views: 683
Posted By MT
you probably put too much on and its now...

you probably put too much on and its now insulating your cpu from the heatsink

cue thermal death.
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 23 Jan 2003, 01:45
Replies: 7
Views: 740
Posted By MT
how to o/c, by MT drop your multiplier down...

how to o/c, by MT

drop your multiplier down to 8, or as low as it can go

push your fsb up till it becomes unstable

drop back 2 MHz

raise your multiplier until it becomes unstable
Forum: Programming and Discussion 23 Jan 2003, 01:37
Replies: 11
Views: 469
Posted By MT
#!/usr/bin/perl -w use strict; require...

#!/usr/bin/perl -w
use strict;
require HTML::TokeParser;
my ($tag,$doc) = @ARGV;
my $parser = new HTML::TokeParser->new($doc);
while (my $tok = $parser->get_tag("$tag")) {
print...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 23 Jan 2003, 00:59
Replies: 11
Views: 469
Posted By MT
<b>owned</b> unbolded <b>is you</b> ...

<b>owned</b> unbolded <b>is you</b>
heh
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jan 2003, 14:50
Replies: 114
Views: 2,980
Posted By MT
hinch has me for technical bull****. So hinch's...

hinch has me for technical bull****. So hinch's lack of nix qualifications is hardly relevant. If you would like to attack my skills, go right for it.

As for your bandwidth 'calculations'. The...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 22 Jan 2003, 14:09
Replies: 23
Views: 930
Posted By MT
Triple insulated Pressurized Water Reacto... CPU?...

Triple insulated Pressurized Water Reacto... CPU?

http://www.io.com/~tcm/images/twtbkf1.gif
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 22 Jan 2003, 14:03
Replies: 22
Views: 1,330
Posted By MT
Well they actually charge per weight now, which...

Well they actually charge per weight now, which is a good thing. If you buy some amazingly expensive doofie for £200 that weighs 50g, you will only get charged £1.99 delivery. Before, it would have...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 22 Jan 2003, 13:42
Replies: 22
Views: 1,330
Posted By MT
I only buy crucial RAM, and the cheapest place to...

I only buy crucial RAM, and the cheapest place to get that from is www.crucial.com/uk

On the ebuyer front, I've bought from them twice.

First time, I bought a 19" monitor, 100 CD-R's, TV Card,...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jan 2003, 12:55
Replies: 32
Views: 1,027
Posted By MT
Cheerio, best of luck in your new job. I always...

Cheerio, best of luck in your new job. I always thought you were a bit **** tbh, but that may have been the 'Spinner effect' rubbing off on you.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jan 2003, 16:31
Replies: 210
Views: 7,895
Posted By MT
He's just bitter because #linux showed him up to...

He's just bitter because #linux showed him up to be a crap troll, and being a troll was all he had going for him.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jan 2003, 15:57
Replies: 210
Views: 7,895
Posted By MT
lies tbh

lies tbh
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jan 2003, 14:59
Replies: 210
Views: 7,895
Posted By MT
LOLK!

LOLK!
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jan 2003, 14:53
Replies: 210
Views: 7,895
Posted By MT
As opposed to someone who pays to play PA?...

As opposed to someone who pays to play PA? hmmmmmmmm
Forum: Programming and Discussion 18 Jan 2003, 23:07
Replies: 16
Views: 566
Posted By MT
If someone invites you over to america for a job...

If someone invites you over to america for a job interview, dont go, its the feebs!
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jan 2003, 22:59
Replies: 210
Views: 7,895
Posted By MT
I voted for #linux, but didnt see #homely ffs. ...

I voted for #linux, but didnt see #homely ffs.

Although, tbh, promoting Sunday8pm's cyb0r channel from rd 3 as one of the 'Greatest PA Group EVER' is a bit far fetched.

/join #homely logfire
Forum: Programming and Discussion 18 Jan 2003, 18:23
Replies: 15
Views: 1,009
Posted By MT
Javascript Programmers Reference Discrete...

Javascript Programmers Reference
Discrete Mathematics with Applications - Epp
XML,XSLT, Java and JSP - Rockwell
Computer Graphics, C Version - Hearn, Baker
Java Design - Coad, Mayfield
Java...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 17 Jan 2003, 20:05
Replies: 4
Views: 475
Posted By MT
Testing a dodgy hard drive

Righto.

I'm going to abuse the fact I'm a mod (and megla did it"!£$) and post a hardware/tech support thingy here!

Right.

I've got a computer here that is behaving nortily. More...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 17 Jan 2003, 17:01
Replies: 18
Views: 772
Posted By MT
For £115 you can get a radeon 9500 PRO, which is...

For £115 you can get a radeon 9500 PRO, which is faster than any current nvidia bollocks.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 17 Jan 2003, 16:51
Replies: 18
Views: 604
Posted By MT
ssh -D 3128 [email protected] Point your...

ssh -D 3128 [email protected]

Point your SOCKS aware application at localhost:3128 and be wonderous. Should work for winmx iirc.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 16 Jan 2003, 23:56
Replies: 18
Views: 604
Posted By MT
You have an account on a unix-type machine at the...

You have an account on a unix-type machine at the university?
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 16 Jan 2003, 18:18
Replies: 6
Views: 636
Posted By MT
Generic cheapo one...

Generic cheapo one (http://www.dabs.com/products/prod-info.asp?quicklinx=28V3)
Expensive one (http://www.dabs.com/products/prod-info3-info.asp?&m=y&quicklinx=15L3)

You would also need a 30m cross...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 16 Jan 2003, 18:00
Replies: 15
Views: 916
Posted By MT
[ON TOPIC] Frankly, you going to have to give...

[ON TOPIC]
Frankly, you going to have to give us a lot more information if you intend getting anywhere with this. Alternatively, find someone nice who knows what they are doing, and let them do it...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 16 Jan 2003, 17:55
Replies: 18
Views: 772
Posted By MT
powerdesk will enable you to overclock any...

powerdesk will enable you to overclock any graphics card.

What you need is a corruption checker, not 3dmark.

google for it.
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 16 Jan 2003, 01:49
Replies: 15
Views: 916
Posted By MT
Right click 'My Computer' select 'manage' ...

Right click 'My Computer'
select 'manage'
open the 'Storage' sub-tree
click on 'Disk Management'
right click the correct hard drive
select 'Change drive letters and apths'
click 'Add'
choose...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 15 Jan 2003, 14:07
Replies: 15
Views: 916
Posted By MT
Presumabley a) You have a backup of this...

Presumabley

a) You have a backup of this important information

and

b) These DivX have been made from DVD's that you have sitting on your shelf, and as such are simply digital backups.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 14 Jan 2003, 20:17
Replies: 24
Views: 642
Posted By MT
Xee Xee Xee Xee Xee Xee Xee Xee Xee Xee Xee Xee...

Xee Xee Xee Xee Xee Xee Xee Xee Xee Xee Xee Xee Xee Xee Xee Xee Xee Xee Xee
Xee Xee Xee Xee Xee Xee Xee Xee Xee Xee Xee Xee Xee Xee Xee Xee Xee Xee Xee
Xee Xee Xee Xee Xee Xee Xee Xee Xee Xee Xee...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 14 Jan 2003, 20:15
Replies: 18
Views: 796
Posted By MT
Since microsoft used it to name all their...

Since microsoft used it to name all their functions. So ..... 1993?
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 14 Jan 2003, 20:11
Replies: 16
Views: 646
Posted By MT
RR pwned you!

RR pwned you!
Forum: Programming and Discussion 13 Jan 2003, 15:14
Replies: 4
Views: 658
Posted By MT
http://asp2php.naken.cc/

http://asp2php.naken.cc/
Forum: Programming and Discussion 13 Jan 2003, 00:25
Replies: 11
Views: 564
Posted By MT
Translation: I was shit and got it wrong.

Translation: I was shit and got it wrong.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 13 Jan 2003, 00:25
Replies: 11
Views: 564
Posted By MT
you right as always, i just wanted to simulate...

you right as always, i just wanted to simulate interest!
Forum: Programming and Discussion 12 Jan 2003, 22:40
Replies: 11
Views: 564
Posted By MT
Example of a black/red binary search tree

(specifically for XtoTheZ, but others may like to critique me)


public class CDCollection {

CDNode root;

public CDCollection() {
root = null;
}
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 9 Jan 2003, 18:28
Replies: 18
Views: 710
Posted By MT
you will kick yourself if you dont get a nforce2....

you will kick yourself if you dont get a nforce2. VIA are the spawn of the devil.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 9 Jan 2003, 01:22
Replies: 31
Views: 1,043
Posted By MT
It is _THE_ daddy. Nothing else even comes close....

It is _THE_ daddy. Nothing else even comes close.

Although I dont use it to encode, I generally rip to wav until my hd is full and then encode while I sleep. Thats just me tho :/
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 8 Jan 2003, 19:44
Replies: 5
Views: 619
Posted By MT
You misunderstood what it does. Every time...

You misunderstood what it does.

Every time something registers something to run at boot up, that pops up a box saying "do you want this to happen", you click no, it doesnt happen. Startup Control...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 8 Jan 2003, 19:05
Replies: 5
Views: 619
Posted By MT
http://www.mlin.net/StartupMonitor.shtml

http://www.mlin.net/StartupMonitor.shtml
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 8 Jan 2003, 18:16
Replies: 6
Views: 727
Posted By MT
The other scripts that I use .. ...

The other scripts that I use ..


/etc/netfilter/rc.masq-strong
#!/bin/bash
FWVER=0.70s
echo -e "\nLoading STRONGER rc.firewall - version $FWVER..\n"
EXTIF="ppp0"
INTIF="eth0"
echo " ...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 8 Jan 2003, 18:07
Replies: 6
Views: 727
Posted By MT
yes...

yes (http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=155781)
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 8 Jan 2003, 17:21
Replies: 13
Views: 644
Posted By MT
xssi ...

xssi

http://httpd.apache.org/docs/howto/ssi.html
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 8 Jan 2003, 17:17
Replies: 6
Views: 727
Posted By MT
that was me!

that was me!
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 8 Jan 2003, 17:16
Replies: 5
Views: 660
Posted By MT
PID USER PRI NI SIZE RSS SHARE STAT %CPU...

PID USER PRI NI SIZE RSS SHARE STAT %CPU %MEM TIME COMMAND
16823 root 15 0 1396 1336 1068 S 0.0 0.6 0:18 screen
21639 tom 15 0 1408 1408 916 S 0.0 0.7 ...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 8 Jan 2003, 03:13
Replies: 6
Views: 623
Posted By MT
I'm bloody not. Just done some research, and...

I'm bloody not.

Just done some research, and cant find a single report of it WORKING. Apparently the early R9500's that were on R9700 PCBs with R300 cores (all 9500/9700 have R300 cores) are...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 8 Jan 2003, 02:53
Replies: 6
Views: 623
Posted By MT
just to say, i plan on giving this a crack, I'll...

just to say, i plan on giving this a crack, I'll let you know how I get on next week.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 8 Jan 2003, 02:51
Replies: 14
Views: 596
Posted By MT
you program tho.

you program tho.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 7 Jan 2003, 19:35
Replies: 13
Views: 756
Posted By MT
good boy :)

good boy :)
Forum: Programming and Discussion 7 Jan 2003, 19:19
Replies: 2
Views: 351
Posted By MT
NO

NO
Forum: Programming and Discussion 7 Jan 2003, 18:40
Replies: 14
Views: 596
Posted By MT
Erm. Bit heavy for a beginner dont you think Nod?...

Erm. Bit heavy for a beginner dont you think Nod? Id go for nutshell or the cookbook next..
Forum: Programming and Discussion 5 Jan 2003, 23:49
Replies: 14
Views: 596
Posted By MT
No, its a good book, keep reading it until its...

No, its a good book, keep reading it until its finished.
Dont do the examples if you think they are self evident, but finish the book before you start anything else.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 5 Jan 2003, 22:31
Replies: 14
Views: 596
Posted By MT
I'd continue reading the book.

I'd continue reading the book.
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 5 Jan 2003, 03:00
Replies: 29
Views: 946
Posted By MT
Silence is golden.

Silence is golden.
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 5 Jan 2003, 02:54
Replies: 1
Views: 543
Posted By MT
postfix. It really is tar zxf...

postfix.

It really is tar zxf postfix-<snapshot>.tar.gz && cd postfix-<snapshot> && ./configure && make && make install

It asks you some questions during the make install, you can press return...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 3 Jan 2003, 20:00
Replies: 18
Views: 659
Posted By MT
*cough*

*cough*
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 2 Jan 2003, 16:00
Replies: 2
Views: 577
Posted By MT
> # grep PPP .config CONFIG_PPP=y #...

> # grep PPP .config
CONFIG_PPP=y
# CONFIG_PPP_MULTILINK is not set
# CONFIG_PPP_FILTER is not set
CONFIG_PPP_ASYNC=m
CONFIG_PPP_SYNC_TTY=m
CONFIG_PPP_DEFLATE=m
CONFIG_PPP_BSDCOMP=m
#...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 2 Jan 2003, 02:29
Replies: 29
Views: 946
Posted By MT
The P4 there is running at a fsb of 100 MHz quad...

The P4 there is running at a fsb of 100 MHz quad pumped to 400 MHz - where you are pulling this figure of 200 MHz from is beyond me. Intel recommend you keep memory synchronous with fsb, so for that...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 1 Jan 2003, 01:51
Replies: 19
Views: 659
Posted By MT
now you can be supermixmasterdj and have 2...

now you can be supermixmasterdj and have 2 winamps open, one for each sound card, and mix between them \o/
Forum: Programming and Discussion 1 Jan 2003, 01:44
Replies: 2
Views: 513
Posted By MT
If you want to do something a bit fancier, look...

If you want to do something a bit fancier, look at the source code for hlstats perl daemon - by setting the server to relay the logs (i forget the actual command in hl) you can act on actual events...
Forum: General Discussions 31 Dec 2002, 03:14
Replies: 78
Views: 1,427
Posted By MT
Brian Ferry or the esteemable Mr Lennon?

Brian Ferry or the esteemable Mr Lennon?
Forum: General Discussions 31 Dec 2002, 03:00
Replies: 78
Views: 1,427
Posted By MT
Re: Can you take off a bra with one hand

Male
23
Yes

I think it was yours tho Dace, does that count?
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 31 Dec 2002, 01:18
Replies: 17
Ups
Views: 565
Posted By MT
usp is cool, but I prefer deagle.

usp is cool, but I prefer deagle.
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 30 Dec 2002, 05:34
Replies: 16
Views: 708
Posted By MT
I'm in Ipswich, which is pretty ****ing far away....

I'm in Ipswich, which is pretty ****ing far away. I couldnt just pop up for the weekend now. Although Mis and Cobs did. So I am talking the crap obviously.
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 29 Dec 2002, 15:26
Replies: 2
Views: 585
Posted By MT
you would need a decent router, costing a...

you would need a decent router, costing a considerable amoutn of money, or alternatively a linux box to act as a router (and a not inconsiderable amount of time to get to grips with tc, qdiscs et al)...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 29 Dec 2002, 02:27
Replies: 16
Views: 708
Posted By MT
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Ram Problem

Hes not 'per se' banned, unlike Sunday. He's one of the nicest people I've ever had the privilege to meet tho, its a shame scotland is so fking far away for me now.
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 29 Dec 2002, 02:22
Replies: 8
Views: 814
Posted By MT
Dont believe what the windows tells you, it has...

Dont believe what the windows tells you, it has been known to lie thru its dirty teeth about IDE settings.
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 28 Dec 2002, 02:09
Replies: 6
Views: 864
Posted By MT
DialD _IS_ horrible :) I looked at that...

DialD _IS_ horrible :)

I looked at that before I figured out how to do it with just ppp :)

Before that, I actually just ran wvdial as a term \o/
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 27 Dec 2002, 22:47
Replies: 5
Views: 600
Posted By MT
JJ you rob a bank or something? Thats serious kit...

JJ you rob a bank or something? Thats serious kit you've got there \o/

I have no idea what pc2700 means, but best performance is gained by having your ram synchronous to your fsb - so on the new...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 27 Dec 2002, 22:41
Replies: 7
Views: 632
Posted By MT
Re: network

Apart from your spelling?

The lack of details about what OS each computer is using, the physical setup of the computers, and details of how you have configured the networking components would be a...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 27 Dec 2002, 14:56
Replies: 10
Views: 626
Posted By MT
YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR DIRECTX VERSION BECAUSE...

YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR DIRECTX VERSION BECAUSE YOU ARE GETTING LOWER MARKS IN A SYNTHETIC BENCHMARK?


WORDS ARE FAILING ME

GET
A
LIFE
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 27 Dec 2002, 14:54
Replies: 6
Views: 864
Posted By MT
pleh, alternative using just pppd ...

pleh, alternative using just pppd

/etc/ppp/chatfile
TIMEOUT 60
ABORT "NO CARRIER"
ABORT "NO DIALTONE"
ABORT "ERROR"
ABORT "NO ANSWER"
ABORT "BUSY"
ABORT "Username/Password Incorrect"
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 27 Dec 2002, 14:41
Replies: 16
Views: 708
Posted By MT
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 27 Dec 2002, 14:40
Replies: 16
Views: 708
Posted By MT
Fk you buddy! Pavil is always welcome on any...

Fk you buddy!

Pavil is always welcome on any of the forums I mod. Hes acer than a very many many things.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 27 Dec 2002, 14:35
Replies: 18
Views: 904
Posted By MT
gentoo from stage 1 to KDE took 32 hours on my...

gentoo from stage 1 to KDE took 32 hours on my k6-2 400.
Stage 1 to shell takes about 16 hours.

Gentoo is very very nice. I have an intense dislike of RPM based distros :/ I think they are fine...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 25 Dec 2002, 01:11
Replies: 10
Views: 626
Posted By MT
You remember reading this before downloading it...

You remember reading this before downloading it from microsoft yes/no? Please dont tell me you blithely applied a patch without reading the proviso's and conditions of that patch?
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 25 Dec 2002, 01:08
Replies: 10
Views: 626
Posted By MT
reinstall windows

reinstall windows
Forum: Programming and Discussion 25 Dec 2002, 00:59
Replies: 1
Views: 590
Posted By MT
Just my way of saying..

use Irssi;

sub secs_to_xmas {
($server, $data, $fred, $wilma) = @_;
Irssi::print(" $server, $data, $fred, $wilma");
$secs = `echo \$(date -d 02-12-25 +%s) - \$(date +%s) | bc`;
chomp...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 24 Dec 2002, 22:59
Replies: 4
Views: 593
Posted By MT
plug it into your graphics card. turn computer...

plug it into your graphics card.
turn computer on.
wait for windows (pref. xp or 2k) to start
right click desktop -> properties -> settings

click on the faded out blue box with a 2 in it
click...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 24 Dec 2002, 02:58
Replies: 18
Views: 767
Posted By MT
its not too bad tbh, i get more concerned about...

its not too bad tbh, i get more concerned about sharpness of the image.

In actual fact, that thing is lieing, one of the 15"'ers is at 60 Hz too. I found that running it off the DVI port of my...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 23 Dec 2002, 19:14
Replies: 18
Views: 767
Posted By MT
18:14) <MT> os[Windows XP Professional, Service...

18:14) <MT> os[Windows XP Professional, Service Pack 1 (5.1 - 2600)] uptime[2h 5m 19s] Uptime Stattage[ http://www.tuxtime.dk/index.php?page=computer&id=890 ]
(18:14) <MT> cpu[1-AMD Thunderbird,...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 23 Dec 2002, 18:33
Replies: 18
Views: 767
Posted By MT
I was thinking of upgrading to an nforce 2, a...

I was thinking of upgrading to an nforce 2, a 333MHz fsb athlon etc etc, but then I realised that, frankly, it didnt really matter. The only upgrade I'm currently considering is another HD (low...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 23 Dec 2002, 18:25
Replies: 10
Views: 577
Posted By MT
I've done this sort of thing before, I just found...

I've done this sort of thing before, I just found it to be an amazingly large performance hit :)

If you come find me on IRC (not tonight, and prolly not tomorrow ngiht) I can give you a hand.
...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 23 Dec 2002, 00:59
Replies: 21
Views: 832
Posted By MT
perhaps you might like to do an extensive soak...

perhaps you might like to do an extensive soak test of the RAM before you give up all hope.

erm

You DID put them in the right slots didnt you?
Forum: Programming and Discussion 22 Dec 2002, 21:32
Replies: 4
Views: 430
Posted By MT
use gettimeofday()?

use gettimeofday()?
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 22 Dec 2002, 04:54
Replies: 12
Views: 764
Posted By MT
come find uncle MT, I'll guide you thru it sexy...

come find uncle MT, I'll guide you thru it sexy homer.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 22 Dec 2002, 03:41
Replies: 21
Views: 870
Posted By MT
well, I can ask Karmulian at any roads. Altho I...

well, I can ask Karmulian at any roads. Altho I cant see why anyone would ask a question about PHP anyways :/
Forum: Programming and Discussion 21 Dec 2002, 23:36
Replies: 45
Views: 1,057
Posted By MT
Re: Coding style

Thou shalt not dispute K&R.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 21 Dec 2002, 23:34
Replies: 21
Views: 870
Posted By MT
If people tend to post stuff in the [php] tag on...

If people tend to post stuff in the [php] tag on this forum, I tend to edit their posts and change it to the [code] tag anyways, so use what you like \o/
Forum: Programming and Discussion 21 Dec 2002, 23:31
Replies: 45
Views: 1,057
Posted By MT
personally i use 2 character indents. NEVER EVER...

personally i use 2 character indents. NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER USE TAB CHARACTERS. Set your editor to use x spaces when you press the tab key. Nod, I tend to disagree with requiring braces for...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 21 Dec 2002, 21:31
Replies: 45
Views: 1,057
Posted By MT
Re: Re: Coding syntax

You think people put the spaces in themselves? funny!

CODE BEAUTIFIERS EFFESS!

It must be personal preference, I cant follow code when its done on the "{ on next line" thingy.
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 19 Dec 2002, 02:53
Replies: 8
Views: 713
Posted By MT
It would also scare most maths teachers ...

It would also scare most maths teachers

.14*.07*24*365 = 85.848
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 19 Dec 2002, 00:34
Replies: 7
Views: 656
Posted By MT
best to get fans that have molex connectors, then...

best to get fans that have molex connectors, then you can jsut daisy chain around your computer from the psu (thats how mine is rigged anyways, works fine)
Forum: Programming and Discussion 18 Dec 2002, 21:05
Replies: 11
Views: 673
Posted By MT
I wish you wouldnt say C/C++ when you actually...

I wish you wouldnt say C/C++ when you actually mean C++ :/
Forum: Programming and Discussion 18 Dec 2002, 18:41
Replies: 11
Views: 673
Posted By MT
im not the worlds greatest c programmer but would...

im not the worlds greatest c programmer but would something along these lines work ..



int **my2darray;
int **myotherarray;
my2darray = malloc(...);

myotherarray =...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 18 Dec 2002, 17:50
Replies: 13
Views: 774
Posted By MT
This is why you should encypt all porn! Is...

This is why you should encypt all porn!

Is this a secondary hard drive? If its the primary and nothing is happening, it could be that something else is stopping the PC from initialising the HD....
Forum: Programming and Discussion 18 Dec 2002, 17:41
Replies: 13
Views: 561
Posted By MT
True, theres no difference, but when the next...

True, theres no difference, but when the next question is "AHA, but what if I want everything that happened up to 8 hours ago", I preferto not have to look thru the manual to find the same page over...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Dec 2002, 16:50
Replies: 8
Views: 561
Posted By MT
nah...

nah (http://web.onetel.net.uk/~haydn_jenny/money.jpg)
Forum: General Discussions 18 Dec 2002, 14:22
Replies: 8
Views: 561
Posted By MT
Hes worth every penny of that £450.

Hes worth every penny of that £450.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 17 Dec 2002, 21:54
Replies: 13
Views: 561
Posted By MT
I did read the full thread, but a) it didnt...

I did read the full thread, but

a) it didnt show how to get to that answer

and

b) I didnt feel that answer was necessarily the best answer.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 16 Dec 2002, 18:50
Replies: 13
Views: 561
Posted By MT
http://www.mysql.com/doc/en/Date_and_time_function...

http://www.mysql.com/doc/en/Date_and_time_functions.html#IDX1271

in particular you are lookinf for something like

SELECT x,y,z from table WHERE table.date_field > DATE_SUB( CURDATE(), INTERVAL...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 12 Dec 2002, 17:10
Replies: 18
Views: 1,794
Posted By MT
You are not allowed to add "127.0.0.1...

You are not allowed to add "127.0.0.1 www.jolt.co.uk" to your HOSTS file!

JJ will track you down if you do!
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 12 Dec 2002, 13:57
Replies: 21
Views: 1,237
Posted By MT
Actually we are going to start charging you £5 a...

Actually we are going to start charging you £5 a month to use these forums.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Dec 2002, 13:55
Replies: 50
Views: 1,491
Posted By MT


Forum: General Discussions 12 Dec 2002, 13:54
Replies: 14
Views: 599
Posted By MT
I want you deffeh. Now.

I want you deffeh. Now.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Dec 2002, 13:52
Replies: 9
Views: 424
Posted By MT
day of defeat **** rtcw - play wolfenstein3d...

day of defeat

**** rtcw - play wolfenstein3d - its MUCH better
Forum: General Discussions 12 Dec 2002, 13:51
Replies: 7
Views: 367
Posted By MT
You can get arrested for making pictures of young...

You can get arrested for making pictures of young girls you know.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Dec 2002, 13:49
Replies: 24
Views: 797
Posted By MT
Sorry, is that $15 Australian Dollars?! /me...

Sorry, is that $15 Australian Dollars?!

/me revises the amount of money hes going to need for his trip down under

ALTHO

you do have the magical "Dr Pat Rolling Tobacco" and the infamous...
Forum: General Discussions 12 Dec 2002, 13:45
Replies: 24
Views: 797
Posted By MT
No-one makes you breathe it. Just dont open your...

No-one makes you breathe it. Just dont open your mouth or nostrils, and do your bit for Church of Euthanasia.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 12 Dec 2002, 13:32
Replies: 45
Views: 966
Posted By MT
what do you think of this sites...

what do you think of this sites (http://www.simtech.net/) use of flash?
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 11 Dec 2002, 18:15
Replies: 3
Views: 696
Posted By MT
er what a load of ********. Its roughly...

er

what a load of ********. Its roughly equivalent to a K6-3 running at about 500 MHz, which in turn is faster than a P-III 500.

I've been planning to build one as a hifi seperates mp3 player,...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Dec 2002, 23:12
Replies: 25
Views: 1,029
Posted By MT
They have 3 actually, its under off topic, and...

They have 3 actually, its under off topic, and divided into Tech Support, Coders Corner and Website Design. All are about as active as .. a very inactive thing.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 10 Dec 2002, 12:48
Replies: 28
Views: 977
Posted By MT
All it needs now are some tanks!

All it needs now are some tanks!
Forum: Programming and Discussion 9 Dec 2002, 14:20
Replies: 45
Views: 966
Posted By MT
5 minutes later, and I'm on 60% loaded!

5 minutes later, and I'm on 60% loaded!
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 9 Dec 2002, 11:01
Replies: 7
Views: 686
Posted By MT
Using my amazing google powers, I have surmised...

Using my amazing google powers, I have surmised the following


The game is absolute utter ****e, even condemned by Tolkien freaks.
Lots of people have problems running it.
The game is so...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 8 Dec 2002, 18:24
Replies: 5
Views: 677
Posted By MT
do you mean network operating systems (like plan...

do you mean network operating systems (like plan 9) or do you mean operating systems that can function on networks?
Forum: Programming and Discussion 7 Dec 2002, 21:45
Replies: 6
Views: 405
Posted By MT
bang for buck is the radeon 9000Pro, or 9500Pro....

bang for buck is the radeon 9000Pro, or 9500Pro. 2x,4x,8x it makes fk all difference, so dont worry about it.
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 6 Dec 2002, 02:30
Replies: 13
Views: 802
Posted By MT
Forgive my ignorance, but I thought ports were an...

Forgive my ignorance, but I thought ports were an invention of TCP, how would blocking a particular port affect transmission of ICMP data?
Forum: Programming and Discussion 6 Dec 2002, 02:25
Replies: 18
Views: 1,794
Posted By MT
I actually use nopopie, which seems to be very...

I actually use nopopie, which seems to be very good, but the authors site is down, and has been, down for quite a while.

If I was to go down the hosts file, I would stick them into my nameserver -...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 5 Dec 2002, 20:44
Replies: 18
Views: 1,794
Posted By MT
Forgot to mention - if you want to block porn...

Forgot to mention - if you want to block porn sites, he also does a stonking hosts file with > 36,000 entries - http://www.smartin-designs.com/downloads/adult.zip
Forum: Programming and Discussion 5 Dec 2002, 20:40
Replies: 18
Views: 1,794
Posted By MT
Alternatively you can use 0.0.0.0, which is...

Alternatively you can use 0.0.0.0, which is slightly faster.
Those of you who are very clever (like me!) can set up a webserver of your choice, with a custom error handler document (all ads will...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 3 Dec 2002, 02:39
Replies: 9
Views: 574
Posted By MT
Also note that the order of colours doesnt...

Also note that the order of colours doesnt 'actually' matter - there is a standard, but it doesnt necessarily get followed - if they follow the same order from left to right, they are straight thru,...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 3 Dec 2002, 02:35
Replies: 13
Views: 652
Posted By MT
iirc you are thinking of a switch. He still...

iirc you are thinking of a switch. He still requires a router to share a connection, or 'route packets for other computers', whether that is hardware or software based is irrelevant.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 3 Dec 2002, 02:32
Replies: 21
Views: 712
Posted By MT
He does have geek flesh tho.

He does have geek flesh tho.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 3 Dec 2002, 00:51
Replies: 4
Views: 579
Posted By MT
Re: c++ linked list of classes thingy...

Two things ..

a) Google

b) I doubt you will find someone to do what is OBVIOUSLY your school or uni homework. Unless you pay us. Help is what we do here, not slave labour. Next time, have a try...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 3 Dec 2002, 00:43
Replies: 13
Views: 775
Posted By MT
#include <math.h> #include <stdio.h> #ifndef...

#include <math.h>
#include <stdio.h>
#ifndef _RAD_DEG
#define _RAD_DEG
#define DEG2RAD(x) ((x) * M_PI / 180)
#define RAD2DEG(x) ((x) * 180 / M_PI)
#endif

int main() {
double...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 2 Dec 2002, 00:28
Replies: 21
Views: 712
Posted By MT
not if its jeekay tho.

not if its jeekay tho.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 1 Dec 2002, 23:51
Replies: 13
Views: 775
Posted By MT
[email protected] [10:54pm] '~' > $ cat...

[email protected] [10:54pm] '~'
> $ cat megla.c
#include <math.h>
#include <stdio.h>

int main() {
double angle=M_PI/2,sine;
sine = sin(angle);
printf("sine of %f is...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 30 Nov 2002, 15:01
Replies: 12
Views: 846
Posted By MT
win98 has very bad multimonitor support - its...

win98 has very bad multimonitor support - its incapable of driving at different resolutions or refresh rates, Win2k is slightly better, but depends on graphics drivers more - matrox and ati win here....
Forum: Programming and Discussion 28 Nov 2002, 22:55
Replies: 4
Views: 577
Posted By MT
Dual Xeon 500 MHz's tho ...

Dual Xeon 500 MHz's tho ...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 28 Nov 2002, 22:54
Replies: 4
Views: 577
Posted By MT
You work for letsbuyit.com dont you? You...

You work for letsbuyit.com dont you?


You won't need more than P III's to run PA, what you will need is a decent SCSI RAID card and a bunch of decent SCSI disks - at least 3, running in RAID-5,...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 28 Nov 2002, 17:32
Replies: 21
Views: 712
Posted By MT
The harder it is to install, the easier it is to...

The harder it is to install, the easier it is to maintain. For my gentoo, to keep it upto date, its simply `emerge sync && emerge -u world` once a day*. Thats it, downloads, compiles and inistalls...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 28 Nov 2002, 17:28
Replies: 13
Views: 609
Posted By MT
Theres no real need for it to run as root, it...

Theres no real need for it to run as root, it could call setuid after it starts listening for connections, leaving only a very small process still running as root to respawn if it dies.
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 26 Nov 2002, 22:43
Replies: 12
Views: 846
Posted By MT
multimonitor is piss easy - I have a triple...

multimonitor is piss easy - I have a triple monitor setup (http://web.onetel.net.uk/~haydn_jenny/dtop.jpg) here and I find it extremely annoying when I have to use a PC with just one monitor ..
...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 26 Nov 2002, 22:25
Replies: 14
Views: 1,243
Posted By MT
symlinks are a bit like shortcuts for *nix, they...

symlinks are a bit like shortcuts for *nix, they dont really exist under windows.
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 23 Nov 2002, 04:37
Replies: 10
Views: 818
Posted By MT
Or a little perl daemon, running as root. Or any...

Or a little perl daemon, running as root. Or any other IPC route.
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 23 Nov 2002, 04:36
Replies: 10
Views: 818
Posted By MT
You could take advantage of the fact that every...

You could take advantage of the fact that every login shell is executed by root, create an ip-up and ip-down user, and have a ssh login with them using public/private key, and their shell being the...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 23 Nov 2002, 04:26
Replies: 16
Views: 914
Posted By MT
On the bright side, a new laptop keyboard will...

On the bright side, a new laptop keyboard will only be like £200.



AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Forum: Programming and Discussion 23 Nov 2002, 02:59
Replies: 8
Views: 640
Posted By MT
its not right, but its more right .. ...

its not right, but its more right ..


#include <stdio.h>
#include <string.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#define ARRAY_SIZE 100
#define WELCOME_TEXT "Welcome to the person database!\n\n"
#define...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 22 Nov 2002, 23:58
Replies: 17
Views: 602
Posted By MT
thats still a hash (a hash is just a routine that...

thats still a hash (a hash is just a routine that will convert one set of information into another set of information, and reliabley return the same info time after time (or similar)), hashtables and...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 22 Nov 2002, 23:25
Replies: 17
Views: 602
Posted By MT
Two different things .. hashcodes are useful...

Two different things ..

hashcodes are useful in two ways - generating indexs to hash tables, and equality tests on certain objects. If its prohibitivly expensive to directly compare two objects,...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 22 Nov 2002, 15:05
Replies: 41
Views: 1,037
Posted By MT
No operating system will ever be written in C++. ...

No operating system will ever be written in C++.

If you need maximum power with maximum traceability, you use C. If you dont give a **** about traceability, you use assembler. If you dont need...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 22 Nov 2002, 02:01
Replies: 17
Views: 602
Posted By MT
could i suggest a book on data algorithms? ...

could i suggest a book on data algorithms?

from my current favourite book ..

this is for a CBHT, choose m to be a prime s.t. you would expect a load factor of about 0.6, c[i] being the ith char...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 21 Nov 2002, 16:39
Replies: 20
Views: 562
Posted By MT
Pineapple, you've forgotten to postcrement i ;p

Pineapple, you've forgotten to postcrement i ;p
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 21 Nov 2002, 16:15
Replies: 3
Views: 812
Posted By MT
Not heard of rsync?

Not heard of rsync?
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 21 Nov 2002, 16:14
Replies: 19
Views: 1,141
Posted By MT
Dont get a soundblaster. Creative wouldnt know...

Dont get a soundblaster.
Creative wouldnt know how to write a decent driver if they hired another million programmers. All their cards are absolute cack and inevitabley have something wrong with...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 21 Nov 2002, 16:12
Replies: 9
Views: 548
Posted By MT
I bought a bunch of stuff from them, most...

I bought a bunch of stuff from them, most annoying of all was I had spotted a used hansol 920P for £115, so I added that to the order, only to be emailed the next day saying it was out of stock ........
Forum: Programming and Discussion 21 Nov 2002, 16:07
Replies: 20
Views: 562
Posted By MT
You should also try not to index out of array...

You should also try not to index out of array elements too ...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 20 Nov 2002, 20:44
Replies: 9
Views: 590
Posted By MT
You could talk about the different needs of the...

You could talk about the different needs of the telecommunications and the data industry (voice circuits -> more efficient to have circuits, data -> more efficient to have packet switched), the...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 20 Nov 2002, 16:34
Replies: 18
Views: 970
Posted By MT
Its the Windows Messenger service. You send...

Its the Windows Messenger service. You send datagram packets to port 137, and boom, you have a pop-up message. Some things use the messenger service, so I wouldnt just disable it.

If you want the...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 20 Nov 2002, 01:46
Replies: 11
Views: 754
Posted By MT
If by 'recognise' you mean file sharing and...

If by 'recognise' you mean file sharing and whatnot, these commands may come in handy.


Microsoft Windows XP [Version 5.1.2600]
(C) Copyright 1985-2001 Microsoft Corp.

C:\>net view linux...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 20 Nov 2002, 01:41
Replies: 59
Views: 2,193
Posted By MT
Java costs more. Any fool can setup apache and...

Java costs more. Any fool can setup apache and php (q.v. QNPS) but a decent java application server, like Tomcat, or Tomcat/JBoss or any of the myriad other EJB containers takes decent hardware and...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 20 Nov 2002, 01:31
Replies: 11
Views: 754
Posted By MT
if lilo was already installed and working, just...

if lilo was already installed and working, just boot in with your boot disk (clever boy - always keep a boot disk :) and as root type lilo

Should be all you need do.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 19 Nov 2002, 15:35
Replies: 5
Views: 558
Posted By MT
Caution If you are using $_SESSION and disable...

Caution
If you are using $_SESSION and disable register_globals, do not use session_register(), session_is_registered() and session_unregister(), if your scripts shall work in PHP 4.2 and earlier....
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 17 Nov 2002, 23:38
Replies: 7
Views: 854
Posted By MT
166 MHz Its a cyrix, it probably wont even...

166 MHz

Its a cyrix, it probably wont even run reliabley at that speed. I had to underclock my cyrix 233 to 166 before I could do most things.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 16 Nov 2002, 21:16
Replies: 7
Views: 1,036
Posted By MT
Not exactly my cup of tea, but i remember reading...

Not exactly my cup of tea, but i remember reading what seemed to be a very nice tutorial about BSPs (Binary Space Partitions, expensive and slow 3d (the original)) and iirc it went on further from...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 16 Nov 2002, 16:28
Replies: 12
Views: 684
Posted By MT
You're not dumb, just used to C and passing...

You're not dumb, just used to C and passing buffers around.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 16 Nov 2002, 16:25
Replies: 1
Views: 470
Posted By MT
public static void main(String[] args) { ...

public static void main(String[] args) {
Applet1 applet = new Applet1();
JFrame frame = new JFrame();
frame.setDefaultCloseOperation(3);
frame.setTitle("Applet Frame");
...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 7 Nov 2002, 11:28
Replies: 13
Views: 752
Posted By MT
I was generalising for it to work under most unix...

I was generalising for it to work under most unix like systems. I wasn't referring to megla in specific, but to other users who may find it useful.



God I hate you :/
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 6 Nov 2002, 23:35
Replies: 13
Views: 752
Posted By MT
I said I didnt care! What if he was running...

I said I didnt care!

What if he was running solaris and didnt have sh-utils installed!
Forum: Programming and Discussion 6 Nov 2002, 14:42
Replies: 11
Views: 568
Posted By MT
er read the first link again. If you...

er

read the first link again.

If you still dont get it. Read it again. If you dont get it then, perhaps try helium.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 5 Nov 2002, 23:57
Replies: 19
Views: 600
Posted By MT
C# is pretty shaggable tho.

C# is pretty shaggable tho.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 5 Nov 2002, 23:47
Replies: 10
Views: 519
Posted By MT
lgoogle bsplayer iirc it uses a lot of the...

lgoogle bsplayer

iirc it uses a lot of the wmp codecs and stuff, but its bloat free. You can even play movies as your desktop background ;0

www.bsplayer.org <<-- seems to be down \o/
...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 5 Nov 2002, 18:03
Replies: 25
Views: 938
Posted By MT
Firewall or no firewall - all you can be hacked...

Firewall or no firewall - all you can be hacked through are the open and listening ports on your server. The fewer services you ahve running, the less likely you are to get hacked.

You can ahve...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 5 Nov 2002, 16:41
Replies: 25
Views: 938
Posted By MT
Theres a lot more than that - he aims his...

Theres a lot more than that - he aims his 'distro' (its entirely nicked himself, the only thing smoothwall wrote is the few web admin tools) at newbies, and then swears at them, screams and shouts at...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 5 Nov 2002, 14:34
Replies: 19
Views: 600
Posted By MT
Oh. Well cyrus-imapd, postfix and mysql are...

Oh.

Well cyrus-imapd, postfix and mysql are running smoothly.

I didnt notice a problem with apache, but I'll have a look tomorrow (sorry, out tonight + labs this avvo).
Forum: Programming and Discussion 5 Nov 2002, 14:13
Replies: 19
Views: 600
Posted By MT
You get my email?

You get my email?
Forum: Programming and Discussion 5 Nov 2002, 12:23
Replies: 19
Views: 600
Posted By MT
You arent running the server and the client on...

You arent running the server and the client on the same box for testing are you?
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 5 Nov 2002, 12:01
Replies: 25
Views: 938
Posted By MT
megla, the guy is an utter retard, he has no care...

megla, the guy is an utter retard, he has no care for the open source community (q.v. his GPL 'license' which he got told in no uncertain terms wasnt anywhere near JEE PEE ELL), smoothwall has...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 5 Nov 2002, 11:36
Replies: 13
Views: 752
Posted By MT
smbmount //server/share /home/megla/is/ace -o...

smbmount //server/share /home/megla/is/ace -o username=$(users|head -n 1), password=isace, rw, \
uid=`grep $(users|head -n 1) /etc/passwd|tr : ' '|awk '{print $3}'`, \
gid=`grep $(groups|head -n 1)...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 5 Nov 2002, 10:59
Replies: 19
Views: 600
Posted By MT
rsync!

rsync!
Forum: Programming and Discussion 5 Nov 2002, 10:56
Replies: 19
Views: 1,167
Posted By MT
Truly. I'm not just saying this. Nildram are...

Truly. I'm not just saying this. Nildram are _THE_ best ISP I've ever come across in 7 years of internetting. Their tech staff (Adrian and Iain in particular) really know their stuff. They have...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 4 Nov 2002, 13:54
Replies: 19
Views: 1,167
Posted By MT
hinch has plus net. You wont release to him his...

hinch has plus net. You wont release to him his PTR records, or even allow them to be updated. Nildram do that free of charge. Nildram charge £5 a month for a /29 with full control over PTR records,...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 4 Nov 2002, 11:15
Replies: 25
Views: 938
Posted By MT
ironic, his name is actually di ck morrell :) ...

ironic, his name is actually di ck morrell :)

The one i forget is ip-cop.
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 4 Nov 2002, 11:12
Replies: 25
Views: 938
Posted By MT
Don't put that piece of **** smoothwall or let...

Don't put that piece of **** smoothwall or let that **** **** morrell have any control over your system.

Alternatives: e-smith, (the one that forked from smoothwall, name escapes me), any proper...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 4 Nov 2002, 10:48
Replies: 9
Views: 562
Posted By MT
I've only read volumes 1 and 3, I found them very...

I've only read volumes 1 and 3, I found them very dry and very mathsy. If thats your bag, then go for it. Theres no doubting that Knuth is in fact the Daddy, just that these books are verrrry...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 4 Nov 2002, 10:43
Replies: 19
Views: 1,167
Posted By MT
There is only one DSL ISP worth considering, and...

There is only one DSL ISP worth considering, and their name is Nildram. The rest are ****ty ****ty poo poo. Maybe demon, but I'm guessing your friends aren't millionaires yet.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 2 Nov 2002, 11:13
Replies: 4
Views: 651
Posted By MT
<?php function getmicrotime(){ ...

<?php
function getmicrotime(){
list($usec, $sec) = explode(" ",microtime());
return ((float)$usec + (float)$sec);
}
$start = getmicrotime();
...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 1 Nov 2002, 21:18
Replies: 12
Views: 851
Posted By MT
get a cheap video with a s-video in, stick it...

get a cheap video with a s-video in, stick it next to the computer. Run RF cable from video->tv. le voilŠ
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 1 Nov 2002, 20:01
Replies: 12
Views: 851
Posted By MT
thats an rj-11 phone cable surely?

thats an rj-11 phone cable surely?
Forum: Programming and Discussion 31 Oct 2002, 00:24
Replies: 6
Views: 471
Posted By MT
is 4 - 5 - 10 = 4 - (5+10) = -11 or is it 4 - 5...

is 4 - 5 - 10 = 4 - (5+10) = -11
or is it 4 - 5 - 10 = 4 - (5 - 10) = 9?

thats a rhetorical question..
Forum: Programming and Discussion 29 Oct 2002, 21:58
Replies: 8
Views: 573
Posted By MT
vbulletin is the ace security wise. I...

vbulletin is the ace security wise. I particularly like the way you can execute arbitrary javascript on someones computer embedded in a private message.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 29 Oct 2002, 21:54
Replies: 6
Views: 541
Posted By MT
oggenc oggdropxp ... ...

oggenc
oggdropxp

...

http://www.vorbis.com/download_win.psp
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 29 Oct 2002, 15:13
Replies: 11
Views: 1,014
Posted By MT
Go away you horrible little troll. Gayle:...

Go away you horrible little troll.

Gayle: have you set up apache to use the PHP module and/or added -DPHP4 to the apache startup command?
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 29 Oct 2002, 10:45
Replies: 15
Views: 859
Posted By MT
How hard is it to find the Tech Support forum?

How hard is it to find the Tech Support forum?
Forum: Programming and Discussion 28 Oct 2002, 22:15
Replies: 9
Views: 579
Posted By MT
why wouldnt you just call...

why wouldnt you just call $class_pointer_a->method_a($var_c)
Forum: Programming and Discussion 28 Oct 2002, 19:12
Replies: 3
Views: 629
Posted By MT
So something thats obviously never been...

So something thats obviously never been implemented ;)
Forum: Programming and Discussion 28 Oct 2002, 19:11
Replies: 9
Views: 579
Posted By MT
I have a cat!

I have a cat!
Forum: Programming and Discussion 28 Oct 2002, 19:07
Replies: 11
Views: 1,039
Posted By MT
dubious...

dubious...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 28 Oct 2002, 19:06
Replies: 13
Views: 748
Posted By MT
Have you cleverly forgotten to setup an SMTP...

Have you cleverly forgotten to setup an SMTP server to relay for you?
Forum: Programming and Discussion 28 Oct 2002, 19:04
Replies: 13
Views: 748
Posted By MT
no problems here ... [email protected]

no problems here ...


[email protected] [06:15pm] '~'
> $ host -t mx hotmail.com
hotmail.com mail is handled (pri=5) by mx1.hotmail.com
hotmail.com mail is handled (pri=5) by mx2.hotmail.com...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 28 Oct 2002, 18:56
Replies: 13
Views: 748
Posted By MT
Slidey and ne are currently writing a complete...

Slidey and ne are currently writing a complete email server in C : Slidey is doing the POP3 end, I'm doing the SMTP end.

Sending emails is really quite simple.


Locate the primary MX record...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 28 Oct 2002, 11:57
Replies: 7
Views: 1,013
Posted By MT
Mis you are my god - this could be why outlook...

Mis you are my god - this could be why outlook takes over 30 seconds to start \o/
Forum: Programming and Discussion 28 Oct 2002, 11:29
Replies: 3
Views: 629
Posted By MT
From iana genie 402/tcp ...

From iana


genie 402/tcp Genie Protocol
genie 402/udp Genie Protocol
# Mark Hankin <---none--->


genie-lm 1453/tcp Genie License...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 25 Oct 2002, 14:09
Replies: 5
Views: 677
Posted By MT
I want to oppress you.

I want to oppress you.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 25 Oct 2002, 13:19
Replies: 6
Views: 561
Posted By MT
When I was learning how to program my TI-82, I...

When I was learning how to program my TI-82, I RTFM. Do you not have a FM to R?
Forum: Programming and Discussion 25 Oct 2002, 13:18
Replies: 22
Views: 642
Posted By MT
sed -e 's:java:work:' and we're getting to the...

sed -e 's:java:work:' and we're getting to the nub of it ;p
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 25 Oct 2002, 12:27
Replies: 12
Views: 1,197
Posted By MT
I've always done it my way - I've got two...

I've always done it my way - I've got two identical ATA-66 5400 rpm HD's, for a test I linked them both as master on ide0 and ide1 respectively. On ide0 I added a ATA-66 DVD ROM and on ide2 an old...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 25 Oct 2002, 11:49
Replies: 22
Views: 642
Posted By MT
Funny, I didnt know vi can analyze java code and...

Funny, I didnt know vi can analyze java code and tell you where, if any, you have errors, and tell you what the types and names of arguments to any java class's functions are. I also didnt know that...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 24 Oct 2002, 21:10
Replies: 22
Views: 642
Posted By MT
Thats the kind of ******** I say when I'm in a...

Thats the kind of ******** I say when I'm in a bad mood!

Using *nix stuff is bloody hard - theres a hell of a lot fo stuff to remember, and making the transition to even being able to basically...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 24 Oct 2002, 17:35
Replies: 12
Views: 1,197
Posted By MT
Amusing. You know that paralell devices like ATA...

Amusing. You know that paralell devices like ATA will drop and operate at the speed of the slowest member, ie ATA33 for a DVD drive. Funny :)
Forum: Programming and Discussion 23 Oct 2002, 23:00
Replies: 7
Views: 771
Posted By MT
Perl isnt as old as C. Plus its getting...

Perl isnt as old as C.

Plus its getting close to version 6, which should be very interesting. I read somewhere that over half the perl documentation is devoted to embedding perl into other things,...
Forum: Alliance Discussions 23 Oct 2002, 19:51
Replies: 68
Views: 2,286
Posted By MT
ANYONE WHO VOTED FOR TORZ OBVIOUSLY HAS ****ING...

ANYONE WHO VOTED FOR TORZ OBVIOUSLY HAS ****ING HEAD **** DISEASE.


ESPECIALLY TORZ
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 23 Oct 2002, 11:55
Replies: 8
Views: 1,256
Posted By MT
The old Cyrix chips are fking **** - (my first PC...

The old Cyrix chips are fking **** - (my first PC was powered by Cyrix :)
Forum: Programming and Discussion 23 Oct 2002, 11:12
Replies: 6
Views: 789
Posted By MT
Various registry locations. ...

Various registry locations.

http://www.mlin.net/StartupCPL.shtml
Forum: Programming and Discussion 23 Oct 2002, 11:07
Replies: 14
Views: 620
Posted By MT
As I dont use mirc, i put "mirc multi server...

As I dont use mirc, i put "mirc multi server perfom" into google and it came up with this

http://www.swl-ute.com/mirc.htm

Funny how that happens innit.
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 23 Oct 2002, 10:11
Replies: 12
Views: 1,644
Posted By MT
It could be ALIENS TOO!!!!!1

It could be ALIENS TOO!!!!!1
Forum: Programming and Discussion 23 Oct 2002, 10:01
Replies: 22
Views: 642
Posted By MT
vim is just a text editor tho.For productivity...

vim is just a text editor tho.For productivity (especially for creating OO work) an IDE beats it hand down.
Forum: Programming and Discussion 23 Oct 2002, 09:55
Replies: 14
Views: 620
Posted By MT
Forum: Programming and Discussion 22 Oct 2002, 23:07
Replies: 22
Views: 642
Posted By MT
Re: So What's Your Favorite Java Editor Then?

It looks bloody awful.

JBuilder Enterprise > *

Altho Eclipse is supposed to be quite decent if you dont happen to have a spare £2000.
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 22 Oct 2002, 10:16
Replies: 19
Views: 1,105
Posted By MT
Miserableman is teh win. Also, if you take...

Miserableman is teh win.

Also, if you take an excellent SMP OS like Solaris 8/9, typically you can expect to get between 125% and 150% from a dual proc box, compared to a single proc box (being,...
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 22 Oct 2002, 09:57
Replies: 4
Views: 788
Posted By MT
How is troubleshooting the ins and outs of your...

How is troubleshooting the ins and outs of your GF4 to be considered even remotely Programming & Discussion?
Forum: Programming and Discussion 22 Oct 2002, 09:55
Replies: 7
Views: 684
Posted By MT
Not 100% sure (and my lovely university decide...

Not 100% sure (and my lovely university decide that amongst the things student dont need, a webserver with PHP and a mysql db server are top of the list) and I can't check, but perhaps some debugging...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 1 Oct 2002, 21:00
Replies: 43
Views: 1,296
Posted By MT
I was actually referring to Iniluki being told he...

I was actually referring to Iniluki being told he will be learning vb 6 at uni, when it has been 'virtually'* deprecated by vb.net et al.

I have no view on psacal, apart from it being a slightly...
Forum: Programming and Discussion 28 Sep 2002, 16:25
Replies: 43
Views: 1,296
Posted By MT
Ask them why they are teaching you a virtually...

Ask them why they are teaching you a virtually deprecated language, and why they wont teach you vb.net or (ideally) c#
Forum: Programming and Discussion 30 Aug 2002, 12:19
Replies: 59
Views: 2,193
Posted By MT
spammor is always good. I see the benefits...

spammor is always good.

I see the benefits of XML, but I also see it as a "ooh we must use XML as its new and so cool" and people doing stuff in XML that just isnt worth it.

Java does have...
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