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Forum: General Discussions 27 Mar 2010, 15:26
Replies: 10
Views: 1,680
Posted By Kurashima
Random Joke

Nicolas Sarkozy, The French President, is sitting in his office when his telephone rings.

Hallo, Mr. Sarkozy!' a heavily accented voice said. 'This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County Clare,...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Mar 2010, 23:36
Replies: 23
Views: 3,125
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Why I am sad

Congratulations. The world does apparently revolve around this forum because youre on it. Its not as though the internet has seen dozens of communities die previous to this one. It must be a direct...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Mar 2010, 21:23
Replies: 23
Views: 3,125
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Why I am sad

I always found it sad that when a forum dies , the only people left are the trolls , and they then set the bar for what comes after ..... which is usually a slow and inevitable descent into...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Feb 2010, 02:41
Replies: 17
Views: 2,223
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Wine

"Yes , You Do"
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 18 Feb 2010, 18:11
Replies: 50
Views: 6,577
Posted By Kurashima
Re: OMG! The baby is still going??!!!

Wattttttttttoooooooooooooooo!

Did you know Im married to a girl from Bootle now (technically Litherland , but she says bootle since non scousers have never heard of Litherland).

You still in...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Feb 2010, 13:07
Replies: 49
Views: 5,292
Posted By Kurashima
Re: What book are you reading now?

"The Complaints" by Ian Rankin

Was given it for christmas but just got round to reading it.

Its slow paced for a Rankin novel , and I sense he needs a Rebus type character in every novel now...
Forum: Planetarion Discussions 17 Feb 2010, 18:52
Replies: 50
Views: 6,577
Posted By Kurashima
Re: OMG! The baby is still going??!!!

You would not believe how much I hate that fact.

So much that ive had to level , and gear , a tank and 2 different types of ranged DPS just so I can play the fn thing without being asked "Can you...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2010, 18:45
Replies: 98
Views: 15,172
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Almost a decade!

Ive no idea how long ago it was. Must be at least 9 years , since I was playing for a year before I moved over here , and ive been here 8 years.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2010, 18:44
Replies: 41
Views: 4,896
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Signs you are getting grown up

Signs im getting old


Im writing this list
Im getting grey hairs
I find that exercise now causes me more pain than it used to
Im more concerned about job security than whether im picked...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Feb 2010, 18:40
Replies: 41
Views: 4,896
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Signs you are getting grown up

Yep , theres nothing general about that post. Not in the slightest.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Feb 2010, 23:57
Replies: 41
Views: 4,896
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Signs you are getting grown up

What has thick black hair , and lips that have never been kissed
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Forum: General Discussions 14 Feb 2010, 15:27
Replies: 27
Views: 2,516
Posted By Kurashima
Re: 2 years away , 5 years ago , and im still getting shit

And people wonder why Frankie Boyle hates Dundonians ....
Forum: General Discussions 14 Feb 2010, 00:21
Replies: 27
Views: 2,516
Posted By Kurashima
Re: 2 years away , 5 years ago , and im still getting shit

Hello Ste

Why are we chatting here and not discussing Forest's form crumbling into nothing on the FS forums?
Forum: General Discussions 13 Feb 2010, 01:40
Replies: 27
Views: 2,516
Posted By Kurashima
Re: 2 years away , 5 years ago , and im still getting shit

Because this is the internet, and the normal rules of Grammar have never applied here.

I think it makes things more legible than "OMGWTFBBQ!" in every sentence. Its just a personal preference ,...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Feb 2010, 00:15
Replies: 27
Views: 2,516
Posted By Kurashima
Forum: General Discussions 12 Feb 2010, 22:14
Replies: 27
Views: 2,516
Posted By Kurashima
Re: 2 years away , 5 years ago , and im still getting shit

I ran out of conversations that you and Mark could have had in my absence.

Should I have added something about the boat race?
Forum: General Discussions 12 Feb 2010, 21:31
Replies: 27
Views: 2,516
Posted By Kurashima
Re: 2 years away , 5 years ago , and im still getting shit

Someone PM'd me , years after i had left , complaining about negrep they had received in 2005.

Aside from anything else , I have absoloutely no clue who the hell they were.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Feb 2010, 19:50
Replies: 27
Views: 2,516
Posted By Kurashima
Re: 2 years away , 5 years ago , and im still getting shit

I appear to have been awarded this is my absence. Id like to thank those who voted for me whilst arguing amongst themselves as to who has the better degree , went to the best school , earns the most...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Feb 2010, 09:29
Replies: 27
Views: 2,516
Posted By Kurashima
Re: 2 years away , 5 years ago , and im still getting shit

Ahh good , i thought things might have changed , but first post back reminds me why I left.

Goodbye again.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Feb 2010, 22:21
Replies: 57
Views: 6,563
Posted By Kurashima
Re: who still alive?

Someone added me on Facebook and made me come here and say hello

So

"HELLO DONKEY ****ERS"
Forum: General Discussions 9 Feb 2010, 22:20
Replies: 27
Views: 2,516
Posted By Kurashima
2 years away , 5 years ago , and im still getting shit

Did I miss something? Did someone burn effigies and have a "Shit on Kura" party while i was gone?
Forum: General Discussions 25 May 2006, 12:16
Replies: 61
Views: 1,178
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Wanker of the Month - April Voting

Quick Reply.

Poll Closed Early , this will be the last WOTM unless another Mod wants to take it up. Any other suggestions/polls/concepts ive posted, someone else is welcome to take it over.
...
Forum: General Discussions 25 May 2006, 10:49
Replies: 65
Views: 938
Posted By Kurashima
Forum: General Discussions 25 May 2006, 10:48
Replies: 58
Views: 1,502
Posted By Kurashima
Re: I have a friend (shock horror) who cuts herself

Im guessing from this the Irish S&M scene doesnt really come to your town.
Forum: General Discussions 25 May 2006, 10:42
Replies: 24
Views: 639
Posted By Kurashima
Re: How would you produce an animated GIF

No , my trial version expired after 28 days and I moved to an alternative product with another trial period as there are many on the market.

This message sponsored by Sun, Microsoft, Eidos...
Forum: General Discussions 25 May 2006, 10:32
Replies: 24
Views: 639
Posted By Kurashima
Re: How would you produce an animated GIF

Id also recommend Ulead GIF Animator, not least because the last version I had was one which the trial version could be hacked to a full version (and its pretty good).
Forum: General Discussions 25 May 2006, 10:27
Replies: 65
Views: 938
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Grammar/spelling: what really annoys you?

Im particularly unimpressed with this comment.
Forum: General Discussions 25 May 2006, 08:08
Replies: 65
Views: 938
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Grammar/spelling: what really annoys you?

No No No No NO!

For gods sake, you have no idea the amount of Pedantry we have to put up with on a daily basis. For the love of god PLEASE dont encourage them to try and force their own...
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2006, 20:24
Replies: 44
Views: 3,428
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Gifts for Wimmins

Heres an idea for you Tom. Im planning on doing this one for the Girlfriend when she finishes her college course.

Take a picture of her. Then take a picture of the University where she is...
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2006, 16:47
Replies: 45
Views: 479
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [Football] This summers hot transfer rumours.

My knowledge of dutch football is limited.

If youre going to quote transfers like that , name the selling club.
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2006, 13:49
Replies: 18
Views: 373
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Holy rusted metal batforum

My Bookshelf contains Quentin Jardine , Iain Rankin & JRR Tolkien, plus anything relatives have given me that I cant hide for fear of them knowing I think that its absoloute bollocks.
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2006, 13:46
Replies: 45
Views: 479
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [Football] This summers hot transfer rumours.

Sorry , not counting the Cameron Jerome transfer, its occurring outside the top leagues now that Brum have been relegated.
Forum: General Discussions 24 May 2006, 08:04
Replies: 45
Views: 479
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [Football] This summers hot transfer rumours.

Once weve got 25 player suggestions, ill list them in a spreadsheet , and we can get going with this.

Predictions to be in by June 1 to start the game, predictions end on August 1.

PS : Im...
Forum: General Discussions 23 May 2006, 20:03
Replies: 18
Views: 373
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Holy rusted metal batforum

Chalk another one up to the drugs?
Forum: General Discussions 23 May 2006, 18:54
Replies: 45
Views: 479
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [Football] This summers hot transfer rumours.

Im thinking of running it on a 1-X style prediction league basis.

1 Point for Correctly Guessing hes going to move
1 Point for predicting the club hes moving to
1 Point for Getting the...
Forum: General Discussions 23 May 2006, 13:39
Replies: 45
Views: 479
Posted By Kurashima
[Football] This summers hot transfer rumours.

Had an idea whilst at work , along the following lines.

Basically, GD puts forward items in the following format, and at the end of the summer window, we see whos been talking bollocks and whos...
Forum: General Discussions 22 May 2006, 23:51
Replies: 29
Views: 233
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [**** you] Your least favourite premiership players

GK : Edwin Van Der Sar - How can you say hes the new Schmeichel. Hes the new ****ing Massimo Taibi. Useless prick

DR : Gary Neville. Ive never understood a word he says so now he resorts to...
Forum: General Discussions 22 May 2006, 23:33
Replies: 341
Views: 3,143
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Online racing manager game

It's cos i iz shit.


:(
Forum: General Discussions 22 May 2006, 23:10
Replies: 29
Views: 233
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [**** you] Your least favourite premiership players

That story goes around every city around every star player.

In Liverpool, it was Fowler who did it
In Manchster, it was Lee Sharpe who did it.
In Birmingham, its Collymore, or Hendrie , or...
Forum: General Discussions 22 May 2006, 23:07
Replies: 341
Views: 3,143
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Online racing manager game

Id just like to say that when i next see my team mate, im going to shag him up the arse with a rusty car-jack.

FOR **** SAKE SBOLLY, YOU ASK ME TO SET THINGS UP AND GET YOU DATA TO IMPROVE THE...
Forum: General Discussions 22 May 2006, 19:25
Replies: 92
Views: 715
Posted By Kurashima
Re: If you could go back in time...

Id go back and seriously **** up my girlfriends ex.

:)
Forum: General Discussions 22 May 2006, 18:49
Replies: 77
Views: 1,159
Posted By Kurashima
Re: A call for mature posting

I tend to flip-flop on Yahwes posts. I agree with him for the most part when he doesnt bring emotion to a thread, but when he does go off on one, ill slate him for his actions.
Forum: General Discussions 22 May 2006, 14:03
Replies: 16
Views: 288
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Leavers Day

Cows cannot climb down stairs.

My partners brother managed to bring one back to a military base he was stationed on in Germany. Got it (somehow) into the barracks upstairs, had to get a crane to...
Forum: General Discussions 22 May 2006, 13:39
Replies: 78
Views: 805
Posted By Kurashima
Re: A few things that are crap

People who think their city is the greatest ****ing city on earth because theyve never travelled anywhere outside its borders except their once yearly fortnight in Ibiza where they attempt to shag...
Forum: General Discussions 22 May 2006, 13:34
Replies: 77
Views: 1,159
Posted By Kurashima
Re: A call for mature posting

And entertaining one for Yahwe

"Kura is currently working in a solicitors"

Its quite bizarre. Everything here seems to be done in some kind of "other world" where everything moves at half...
Forum: General Discussions 21 May 2006, 20:42
Replies: 341
Views: 3,143
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Online racing manager game

Im anticipating an absoloute charge through the field from 19th to a podium.
Forum: General Discussions 21 May 2006, 00:41
Replies: 13
Views: 324
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Decent Advert

Entertaining

opening petition to get Nod banned from commenting on football threads.
Forum: General Discussions 20 May 2006, 12:01
Replies: 341
Views: 3,143
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Online racing manager game

Yeh , my race speed is fine, but my tyre choice sucks major ass.
Forum: General Discussions 20 May 2006, 01:36
Replies: 61
Views: 1,178
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Wanker of the Month - April Voting

Fair Point.

Next month, i take the suggestions and choose the 5 highest profile examples of wankerishness.

A strong forerunner for next month appears to be Heather Mills McCartney. Im...
Forum: General Discussions 20 May 2006, 01:31
Replies: 66
Views: 688
Posted By Kurashima
Re: the da vinci code

I havent read the book, but I know how it ends because within those 50 million readers are the ones who tell us on every news show how it ends.

Ill still watch it though, and X Men 3 , and MI 3 ,...
Forum: General Discussions 20 May 2006, 01:29
Replies: 75
Views: 1,043
Posted By Kurashima
Re: So Yahwe

Selective hearing and answering parts of an issue that you want to answer has kept GD going for many many moons, and will continue to do so long after weve all passed on and become food for the worms.
Forum: General Discussions 20 May 2006, 00:52
Replies: 12
Views: 410
Posted By Kurashima
Forum: General Discussions 19 May 2006, 19:34
Replies: 87
Views: 1,145
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [Football]Champions League Final

If i was a Juve fan, id be more worried about the clubs star players all being investigated, the club losing 40% of its value on the stockmarket, and former players all being investigated in a...
Forum: General Discussions 19 May 2006, 17:20
Replies: 75
Views: 1,043
Posted By Kurashima
Re: So Yahwe

What, Lost , or Dante's post?
Forum: General Discussions 19 May 2006, 17:18
Replies: 75
Views: 1,043
Posted By Kurashima
Re: So Yahwe

I didnt miss it Dante, I just ignored it and replied to the part I wanted to reply to.
Forum: General Discussions 19 May 2006, 16:21
Replies: 131
Views: 1,475
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Big Brother

Just for reference, I couldnt give a monkeys spunk about Big Brother, even if they had a full on 12 person gangbang which ended in multiple deaths.

Its shit.
Forum: General Discussions 19 May 2006, 16:19
Replies: 75
Views: 1,043
Posted By Kurashima
Re: So Yahwe

My point, so frequently missed by yourself, is that on the internet, people make wildly sweeping statements with nothing to back them up, and people take offence at them.

Thats it. No hidden...
Forum: General Discussions 19 May 2006, 16:17
Replies: 341
Views: 3,143
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Online racing manager game

Another good qualifying run for the Shima.

Lets see if my unorthodox pit stop strategy gets me anywhere this time.
Forum: General Discussions 19 May 2006, 12:33
Replies: 43
Views: 350
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [Football] Henry stays

Im glad hes staying. Hes a joy to watch and Spanish Football is often dull, boring and generally not that much fun to watch on Sky. Whereas the Premiership is fantastic entertainment (for the most...
Forum: General Discussions 19 May 2006, 12:26
Replies: 75
Views: 1,043
Posted By Kurashima
Re: So Yahwe

Welcome to the Internet.
Forum: General Discussions 18 May 2006, 18:48
Replies: 75
Views: 1,043
Posted By Kurashima
Re: So Yahwe

Discussions involving Lost , Buffy , X-Files , or any other intolerably shit US TV series marks out those involved as potential paedo's with absoloutely no life.

Here endeth the lesson.
Forum: General Discussions 18 May 2006, 12:24
Replies: 87
Views: 1,145
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [Football]Champions League Final

I cancel it during the close season because the world cup is on terrestrial.

Ill stick it back on again in August.
Forum: General Discussions 18 May 2006, 12:13
Replies: 61
Views: 1,178
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Wanker of the Month - April Voting

Doherty comes out of nowhere to retake a share of the lead!
Forum: General Discussions 18 May 2006, 12:11
Replies: 87
Views: 1,145
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [Football]Champions League Final

A student with Sky Sports?

Shurely shome mishtake.
Forum: General Discussions 18 May 2006, 10:41
Replies: 18
Views: 266
Posted By Kurashima
Re: bye bye holland

And it doesnt work.

For some reason, I can raise the water level 14m , and not one part of the Isle of Man becomes blue.

Bearing in mind we have large areas which are coastal towns and some...
Forum: General Discussions 18 May 2006, 10:37
Replies: 18
Views: 266
Posted By Kurashima
Re: bye bye holland

Do introduce something to this conversation which puts into the mind the words "Doggie" and "Hans' sister" is just so very, very wrong Mr Manson.

Kindly leave the stage.
Forum: General Discussions 18 May 2006, 10:17
Replies: 341
Views: 3,143
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Online racing manager game

And McGuinness sneaks into 3rd , with a tight setup and ready for qualifying.
Forum: General Discussions 18 May 2006, 09:43
Replies: 9
Views: 271
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Photoshop suggestion

"Hey Bobby, whats the French for Petted Lip"
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2006, 21:15
Replies: 341
Views: 3,143
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Online racing manager game

What a ****ing disaster :(
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2006, 20:30
Replies: 341
Views: 3,143
Posted By Kurashima
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2006, 20:20
Replies: 341
Views: 3,143
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Online racing manager game

Thunder , Thunder , Thunder , Thunderkats ..... stop after 1 lap because their engines blow up :)
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2006, 20:12
Replies: 87
Views: 1,145
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [Football]Champions League Final

Its all set for a Barcelona win. That decision was dubious, id have given the goal, booked the keeper, and kept the game going.

But im not the useless prick in charge of this match.
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2006, 19:00
Replies: 31
Views: 684
Posted By Kurashima
Re: I think i'm about to die

**** YOU MR CANTGETLAIDFORCASH

Anyway , good to see that some classic Scottish fayre sorted you our a treat. Now if only I can persuade my other half to start eating Tatty Scones and to drink...
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2006, 14:20
Replies: 341
Views: 3,143
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Online racing manager game

I play team orders in the other game, as we both spend time doing setup to get the run order just right for each race.
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2006, 14:12
Replies: 31
Views: 684
Posted By Kurashima
Re: I think i'm about to die

This is why I changed my mobile number.

(Actually, it isnt, because I know Dace is too cheap to dial international rate)
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2006, 14:10
Replies: 341
Views: 3,143
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Online racing manager game

At best hes going to take out 2 or 3 people "around" your position, meaning behind the front row.

Im happy with those odds. :D
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2006, 13:40
Replies: 341
Views: 3,143
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Online racing manager game

Yeh, brag about it while you can, im already kicking your ass in warmup times boy.
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2006, 13:39
Replies: 28
Views: 306
Posted By Kurashima
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2006, 13:38
Replies: 31
Views: 684
Posted By Kurashima
Re: I think i'm about to die

Rankin, youre such a pussy.

If you had to play poker now, youd be able to, no matter how much pain you were in.

Get the **** out into the sunlight, roll and sausage (red sauce), Irn Bru,...
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2006, 13:33
Replies: 341
Views: 3,143
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Online racing manager game

So did I, but I actually bothered to set up my car properly :)
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2006, 13:32
Replies: 31
Views: 684
Posted By Kurashima
Re: I think i'm about to die

Get some Irn Bru in yer Piehole

COOO-COOO!
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2006, 11:36
Replies: 7
Views: 377
Posted By Kurashima
John Reid addresses the Police Federation

Maybe im half tired, maybe its the accent and the tone, but

I actually have a sudden degree of respect for a politician. Sounds like a hardline attitude in cases, but his argument of "Defend the...
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2006, 10:05
Replies: 103
Views: 1,545
Posted By Kurashima
Re: GD World Cup Fantasy Football

Cech

Lahm
Zambrotta
Kovac
Materazzi

Gerrard
Deco
Essien
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2006, 09:47
Replies: 88
Views: 751
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Gotta love lawyers

Dont push it Steven.
Forum: General Discussions 17 May 2006, 09:44
Replies: 341
Views: 3,143
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Online racing manager game

Seriously, its not the car JJ. Im running in another game here, and im scoring podium finishes in a Super Aguri. Its all about setup, and the perks you choose at the start of the game.

As the...
Forum: General Discussions 16 May 2006, 23:24
Replies: 341
Views: 3,143
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Online racing manager game

Eat my dust, you couldnt catch me in a F-22 slowcoach.
Forum: General Discussions 16 May 2006, 22:01
Replies: 341
Views: 3,143
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Online racing manager game

ARGH!

Ste edges me out by half second for pole, but in the race , REVENGE WILL BE MINE!
Forum: General Discussions 16 May 2006, 19:39
Replies: 10
Views: 402
Posted By Kurashima
Re: BBC again show thorough research...

Or maybe this job interview went better? (http://www.globalhumbug.com/hosted/goma1.jpg)

Hes getting better at them (http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f27/cowfoot/GomaSurgeon.jpg)

He set...
Forum: General Discussions 16 May 2006, 19:30
Replies: 8
Views: 190
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [Classic Game] Cant remember the name of this , but ...

BINGO!

Now i have to find the damned thing. I remember it was playable online, which apparently made things very interesting , but we never got it to work.
Forum: General Discussions 16 May 2006, 19:29
Replies: 8
Views: 190
Posted By Kurashima
Forum: General Discussions 16 May 2006, 19:27
Replies: 341
Views: 3,143
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Online racing manager game

Qualifying Baby!

My bonus was "Single Lap Specialist" or whatever that means
Forum: General Discussions 16 May 2006, 17:18
Replies: 28
Views: 306
Posted By Kurashima
Re: so where do all the cool kids hang these days?

Havent seen you back here since you made it into Bizarre mag as Babe of the Month candidate (didnt get the next months edition, was on holiday, so dont know if you won).

WB.
Forum: General Discussions 16 May 2006, 17:17
Replies: 10
Views: 402
Posted By Kurashima
Re: BBC again show thorough research...

You know, he didnt get that job, but apparently there was another one he was offered (http://www.g3l.com/b3ta/goma01.gif)
Forum: General Discussions 16 May 2006, 17:15
Replies: 16
Views: 294
Posted By Kurashima
Re: We often think...

Bob

But im Carol every second Tuesday.
Forum: General Discussions 16 May 2006, 17:15
Replies: 341
Views: 3,143
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Online racing manager game

You do realise YOURE the team leader, right?

Im supposed to be giving you a free run if you need the points.
Forum: General Discussions 16 May 2006, 17:13
Replies: 8
Views: 190
Posted By Kurashima
[Classic Game] Cant remember the name of this , but ...

It was an AOE type top down strategy game, except you built a town, and within it you funded guilds (Rogues/Wizards/Hunters/Warriors/Druids, etc etc). You had no direct control over the characters in...
Forum: General Discussions 16 May 2006, 16:45
Replies: 341
Views: 3,143
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Online racing manager game

Whos my team mate anyway?

Ste gave me this link a few days back, so I joined another public game and got a 6th place finish (which would have been better had i not screwed up my pit stop...
Forum: General Discussions 16 May 2006, 04:22
Replies: 341
Views: 3,143
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Online racing manager game

Williams have a new driver.

And hes just set the top times in practice.
Forum: General Discussions 16 May 2006, 04:21
Replies: 16
Views: 294
Posted By Kurashima
Re: We often think...

Remind me who you are again?
Forum: General Discussions 16 May 2006, 04:20
Replies: 22
Views: 871
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [Football] The Greatest Football Club In The World

I like how the phrase "Pretty Good Run" gets added in there.

"How many Scottish teams have qualified for the UEFA cup, through the Inter-Toto cup, since its inception"

I believe its Zero (I...
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2006, 18:21
Replies: 88
Views: 751
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Gotta love lawyers

Absoloutely Not

The Meek will not inherit the earth. The lawyers already own it.
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2006, 18:19
Replies: 22
Views: 871
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [Football] The Greatest Football Club In The World

Hibs are back where they belong.

Mid table Medicrity, and the poor neighbours in their home town.

What do you call a Hibee in Europe? On Holiday.
Forum: General Discussions 15 May 2006, 18:12
Replies: 22
Views: 871
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [Football] The Greatest Football Club In The World

Im sorry, I havent a clue who youre talking about.

If its Rangers or Celtic, the words "Big Fat Hairy Deal" are coming your way at the speed of my electric typing fingers.

If its anyone else,...
Forum: General Discussions 14 May 2006, 22:34
Replies: 22
Views: 871
Posted By Kurashima
[Football] The Greatest Football Club In The World

Peterhead 1 - 2 Partick Thistle
Agg 3-3
AET
Partick Thistle win 4-2 on Penalties

CMON THE JAGS. PROMOTION 2005/06!
Forum: General Discussions 14 May 2006, 21:16
Replies: 14
Views: 252
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [Football] Celtic

Youre speaking from the green and white heart, not the green and white head mate. The transfer fees for a player whos performed really well in the SPL isnt anything like the fees commanded for...
Forum: General Discussions 14 May 2006, 14:09
Replies: 13
Views: 425
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Theyre looking for a new name for this bear

Spoken like the font of all knowledge on GD.
Forum: General Discussions 14 May 2006, 14:08
Replies: 14
Views: 252
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [Football] Celtic

Your board is absoloutely woeful at recognising the true value of its players and either getting long term contracts or selling them with a few years of their contracts to go.

O'Connor is the...
Forum: General Discussions 14 May 2006, 14:02
Replies: 26
Views: 209
Posted By Kurashima
Re: The Scottish Cup

Ive written a few articles on Gretna, but the main reason for me following their league exploits is that im a Partick Thistle fan, and a betting man, and the winning bet almost every saturday is...
Forum: General Discussions 14 May 2006, 13:56
Replies: 14
Views: 252
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [Football] Celtic

You support a small club.

Deal with it!
Forum: General Discussions 13 May 2006, 20:03
Replies: 52
Views: 471
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Those hijackers granted temporary asylum

Youve ruined my tuna casserole, bitch.
Forum: General Discussions 13 May 2006, 19:52
Replies: 26
Views: 209
Posted By Kurashima
Re: The Scottish Cup

The Comedy of Carragher having his worst game ever in a liverpool shirt in a Cup Final was not lost on me.

Despite the other half being a rabid reds fan.
Forum: General Discussions 13 May 2006, 19:50
Replies: 52
Views: 471
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Those hijackers granted temporary asylum

And leave the GD norm for discussions?
Forum: General Discussions 13 May 2006, 19:25
Replies: 52
Views: 471
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Those hijackers granted temporary asylum

Its prompted another snap legislation to be written whereby the government wants to limit the rights of criminals under the human rights act.

Oh how much fun is THAT debate going to be.
Forum: General Discussions 13 May 2006, 19:21
Replies: 19
Views: 527
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Rice, Sodomy, and the Lash.

Sorry, but the concept of Steven's "Official Input" into Sailors disturbs me greatly.
Forum: General Discussions 13 May 2006, 19:19
Replies: 26
Views: 209
Posted By Kurashima
Re: The Scottish Cup

All Liverpool Pub , absoloutely bouncing here

4 Hammers fans , 200 liverpool fans , only grief was caused by Man U fans taunting the scousers.
Forum: General Discussions 13 May 2006, 18:55
Replies: 26
Views: 209
Posted By Kurashima
Re: The Scottish Cup

That was the best FA Cup Final in years on BOTH sides of the border.

Cracking entertainment.
Forum: General Discussions 13 May 2006, 18:54
Replies: 13
Views: 425
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Theyre looking for a new name for this bear

I hear they shoot anything from South America that shows up in a London station.
Forum: General Discussions 13 May 2006, 12:28
Replies: 19
Views: 527
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Rice, Sodomy, and the Lash.

Possibly because theyre a nation hellbent on improving their public image in the world so that the first thing we think of when you mention China isnt "Dissident" or "Tiananman Square".

Course,...
Forum: General Discussions 13 May 2006, 12:05
Replies: 13
Views: 425
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Theyre looking for a new name for this bear

Wasnt there one of the US Beers was using a polar bear or a grizzly bear or something for its logo for a while?
Forum: General Discussions 13 May 2006, 11:47
Replies: 13
Views: 425
Posted By Kurashima
Theyre looking for a new name for this bear

I was thinking "Throwrug" was pretty appropriate (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4766217.stm)
Forum: General Discussions 13 May 2006, 11:43
Replies: 27
Views: 320
Posted By Kurashima
Re: i bring sad tidings

Yay!

Someone else to throw the fat scotsman jokes at :)
Forum: General Discussions 12 May 2006, 20:05
Replies: 43
Views: 891
Posted By Kurashima
Re: My mum

Vaio, my sincere condolences mate.
Forum: General Discussions 12 May 2006, 19:33
Replies: 61
Views: 1,178
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Wanker of the Month - April Nominations

This months looking close so far.
Forum: General Discussions 12 May 2006, 19:32
Replies: 59
Views: 804
Posted By Kurashima
Re: 15 year old prosecuted for rape, 11 yr old enjoying pregnancy

So, youre familiar then with how the Tabloids work.

Good stuff. Now, moving on .....
Forum: General Discussions 12 May 2006, 18:16
Replies: 59
Views: 804
Posted By Kurashima
Re: 15 year old prosecuted for rape, 11 yr old enjoying pregnancy

Oh i think it can get even worse (http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/news/tm_objectid=17061371%26method=full%26siteid=66633-name_page.html)
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2006, 18:29
Replies: 283
Views: 2,758
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Dace Paradise

Ammy is , undoubtedly , the worst gimmick ive seen in ages.

I mean , how many 15yr olds do you know that actually type words without txtspeak online now?

A nice try, but given away by a basic...
Forum: General Discussions 11 May 2006, 18:27
Replies: 103
Views: 762
Posted By Kurashima
Forum: General Discussions 10 May 2006, 22:07
Replies: 54
Views: 785
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Sony E3 Conference Concludes

But he did put the Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude out of commission.
Forum: General Discussions 10 May 2006, 21:43
Replies: 22
Views: 261
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [football]oh well

That was a harsh , harsh end to the campaign.

That said , they got there on merit, and maybe next season, under a better coach, that squad can improve.
Forum: General Discussions 10 May 2006, 19:30
Replies: 16
Views: 305
Posted By Kurashima
Re: India ;o

Colleague of mine priced a week in India.

Accomodation , en suite , in Goa, was £24 B&B.

Only hassle is getting flights mate. Those arent cheap.
Forum: General Discussions 10 May 2006, 00:48
Replies: 35
Views: 390
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Holy Mother Of God!

Not if she cant remember.
Forum: General Discussions 8 May 2006, 23:46
Replies: 61
Views: 1,178
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Wanker of the Month - April Nominations

Five Lives phone poll tonight had 84% of voters AGREEING with the decision to take Walcott.
Forum: General Discussions 8 May 2006, 18:19
Replies: 66
Views: 435
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [Football] England Squad

Sven got the job because

"Lazio - Champions of Italy"

Alas, the fact they were doing a Chelsea and buying everyone in sight, before doing a Leeds and going out of business almost, escaped...
Forum: General Discussions 8 May 2006, 00:13
Replies: 24
Views: 283
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [Football] Unbelievable

My Arse
My Arse
My Arse is on fire
My Arse
My Arse
My Arse is on fire
We dont need no kickoff
Cos it really ****ing burns
Burn mother****er, burn.
Forum: General Discussions 7 May 2006, 21:50
Replies: 24
Views: 283
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [Football] Unbelievable

Im sensing a big lawsuit heading the way of that hotel. Even if its just for the £500k that it cost them by losing 1 league place.
Forum: General Discussions 7 May 2006, 00:38
Replies: 497
Views: 4,993
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [football] the big league rnd 5

Newcastle 1 - 3 Chelsea
HT : A
Crespo (18)
Forum: General Discussions 6 May 2006, 20:42
Replies: 9
Views: 355
Posted By Kurashima
Forum: General Discussions 5 May 2006, 22:14
Replies: 36
Views: 653
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Hell is..

Youre the Eunuch.
Forum: General Discussions 5 May 2006, 18:47
Replies: 36
Views: 653
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Hell is..

Hell Is

A room full of naked , horny , Kelly Brooke clones , and a Eunuch.
Forum: General Discussions 5 May 2006, 17:46
Replies: 9
Views: 288
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [Football] Id like to put the Hex on Jakiri

Its not often you get a letter saying "Thank you for the 20M youve just given me, however you penalised me 678,000 for withdrawing this, so im Sueing you"

We got one today. Its being "looked...
Forum: General Discussions 4 May 2006, 23:13
Replies: 45
Views: 456
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Person You Respect of the Month

*sigh*

Ok , i tell you what. Since you seem to be of the impression that every single post i make is coming from the centre of the universe in my eyes, ill make a point of never again posting in...
Forum: General Discussions 4 May 2006, 21:48
Replies: 45
Views: 456
Posted By Kurashima
Forum: General Discussions 4 May 2006, 21:45
Replies: 45
Views: 456
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Person You Respect of the Month

Mourinho is one of those people who, when things are going wrong, cant see what the problem is because theyre so sure of themselves.

Adaptability is not his strong point. He cant work out why the...
Forum: General Discussions 4 May 2006, 21:40
Replies: 9
Views: 288
Posted By Kurashima
Forum: General Discussions 4 May 2006, 21:39
Replies: 20
Views: 339
Posted By Kurashima
Forum: General Discussions 4 May 2006, 21:07
Replies: 9
Views: 288
Posted By Kurashima
[Football] Id like to put the Hex on Jakiri

By point out that Sunderland are 2-0 up on Fulham and poised to win their first match at home all season.

Thus avoiding an unwanted record (that of being the only club in the history of the...
Forum: General Discussions 4 May 2006, 21:04
Replies: 38
Views: 311
Posted By Kurashima
Re: One thing you hold against another member of this forum

Ill go for the more obvious answer

"Youre the easiest target on the board because you make the biggest tit of yourself on the board"

The Prosecution (see DDA , I can do Lawyerspeak too) rests.
Forum: General Discussions 4 May 2006, 21:02
Replies: 61
Views: 1,178
Posted By Kurashima
Wanker of the Month - April Voting

Can ANYONE knock Doherty off his perch? Hes got strong competition so far.

Candidates so far

Pete Doherty
Kevin Coster
The Labour Party (Prescott/Clarke/Hewitt)
The FA
The British...
Forum: General Discussions 4 May 2006, 20:59
Replies: 45
Views: 456
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Person You Respect of the Month

He IS a Dunfermline fan :)
Forum: General Discussions 4 May 2006, 19:06
Replies: 20
Views: 339
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [Football] The Old Boys Network - McLaren for England

Scotland got Walter Smith. The best that we could have got under any circumstances.

England got Steve McLaren. And there were MUCH better candidates. Alas, the FA is incompetent.
Forum: General Discussions 4 May 2006, 19:05
Replies: 45
Views: 456
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Person You Respect of the Month

Have to agree with DDA on this one that to show that level of restraint when a nation is baying for the death penalty is worth a considerable level of restraint

Im thinking maybe the defence...
Forum: General Discussions 4 May 2006, 19:03
Replies: 21
Views: 216
Posted By Kurashima
Re: How green a driver are you?

ou scored 5 out of a possible 8

Lexus GS450-H
Hmm not bad, like our Opposition Leader, you can talk the talk, but how much of it is just to impress? You definitely could do better - read tips...
Forum: General Discussions 4 May 2006, 18:45
Replies: 20
Views: 339
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [Football] The Old Boys Network - McLaren for England

And yet we will never ever stop believing we can actually qualify for, and do well in, major tournaments again as a nation.

(How ****ing gullible are Daily Record readers? THAT Gullible)
Forum: General Discussions 4 May 2006, 18:14
Replies: 15
Views: 355
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Boris Johnson in an England shirt!

Oh Dear Boris :)

When oh When can we have him on HIGNFY again :)
Forum: General Discussions 4 May 2006, 17:40
Replies: 20
Views: 339
Posted By Kurashima
[Football] The Old Boys Network - McLaren for England

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/internationals/4969592.stm

Anyone surprised by this shouldnt be.

Hes probably one of the weakest candidates out there, but he keeps his nose clean,...
Forum: General Discussions 4 May 2006, 13:38
Replies: 45
Views: 456
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Person You Respect of the Month

I think the problem here is that GD has an inherently negative outlook on all things, and as such a Wanker of the Month, where they can vent their spleen, is a popular choice.

My vote for "Person...
Forum: General Discussions 3 May 2006, 00:26
Replies: 6
Views: 257
Posted By Kurashima
Forum: General Discussions 1 May 2006, 11:48
Replies: 34
Views: 870
Posted By Kurashima
Re: What games are you waiting for?

Elite Online
Fallout 3
WoW : Burning Crusade
X4
Forum: General Discussions 1 May 2006, 11:45
Replies: 60
Views: 628
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [football] league #23 (last one!) - starts Mon 1st May

LEAGUE 23 - PART 1
.
01PR Man Utd 2 - 1 Middlesbro
01PR Sunderland 0 - 3 Arsenal
01PR West Brom 0 - 1West Ham
02PR Blackburn 1 - 2 Chelsea
02SP Dundee Utd 0 - 0Dunfermline
02SP Hibernian 0 - 1...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Apr 2006, 11:06
Replies: 49
Views: 510
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Blues relegated, Pompey are safe!

Which still makes you second class citizens compared to Newcastle.

And if big grounds and big attendances mean "Not allowed to be relegated" , how the **** do you explain Leeds?
Forum: General Discussions 29 Apr 2006, 19:15
Replies: 41
Views: 2,239
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Premiership Predictions 2005/2006

TBH , almost everyone got the bottom 3 wrong. I still had Sunderland to go down.

What happened to your predictions?
Forum: General Discussions 29 Apr 2006, 19:04
Replies: 73
Views: 816
Posted By Kurashima
Re: What games are you playing

Football Manager 06 (online only)
World of Warcraft (lvl 60 priest , lvl 16 druid , lvl 11 warrior , lvl 19 Orc BG Twink).
Forum: General Discussions 29 Apr 2006, 18:52
Replies: 41
Views: 2,239
Posted By Kurashima
Forum: General Discussions 29 Apr 2006, 18:47
Replies: 49
Views: 510
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Blues relegated, Pompey are safe!

WE ARE STAYIN UP, I SAY WE ARE STAYIN UP!

(Ive now had about a dozen texts to this effect from mates, and one of them made £500 backing pompey to stay up at 5/2)
Forum: General Discussions 29 Apr 2006, 11:49
Replies: 497
Views: 4,993
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [football] the big league rnd 5

Birmingham 1 - 1 Newcastle
Forssell (18)
HT : D
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2006, 17:58
Replies: 58
Views: 653
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [Football] So It Looks Like It's Scolari Then

Im genuinely ecstatic that the FA have single handedly kept an army of nationalistic sports writers in their job for another 4 years, and theyve FA chance of winning anything under this foreign...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2006, 17:53
Replies: 57
Views: 589
Posted By Kurashima
Re: I think I might have a job ;o

The Japanese attitudes to alcohol , sex , and women in particular, will suit you down to the ground Mr Pig.

Alas, youll be in jail inside a week :)
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2006, 17:51
Replies: 23
Views: 212
Posted By Kurashima
Re: How do you fight stress?

I create stress by playing it now. Im far too competitive in the online clans. Ive forgotten about the whole concept of a clan being "Social" and just having a laugh.

Now its got to be "Win or...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Apr 2006, 08:35
Replies: 27
Views: 275
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Is Costner a Wanker ?

As this has been reported during the month of April, he will be eligible for a nomination for WOTM as of next week.

I sense hes a strong contender to dethrone Docherty.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Apr 2006, 20:55
Replies: 13
Views: 316
Posted By Kurashima
Re: King of Chavs

No , the funniest part was when they were in the middle class cul-de-sac and persuaded the nosey bastard neighbours they were actually looking for a paedophile, and the neighbours said "There was a...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Apr 2006, 18:15
Replies: 20
Views: 286
Posted By Kurashima
Re: hmmmmm :/

Probably Charlotte
Forum: General Discussions 26 Apr 2006, 18:09
Replies: 13
Views: 316
Posted By Kurashima
Re: King of Chavs

Actually, Kura was watching Michael Carroll, King of Chavs, and reminding himself why he thinks Keith Allen is an absoloute twat.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Apr 2006, 18:06
Replies: 27
Views: 338
Posted By Kurashima
Forum: General Discussions 25 Apr 2006, 20:37
Replies: 55
Views: 1,088
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Can anyone help me finding Zeus?

What , you mean "Play for Achhhhrington Stanley whilst drinchhhhhing milchhhh" ?
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 24 Apr 2006, 17:59
Replies: 13
Views: 817
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [tech help] graphics cards

I think calling a limit of 350 is sensible, but he is a rich little ****er, so give him an option of a hugely expensive graphics card and hes likely to bite.
Forum: Hardware and Tech Support 24 Apr 2006, 13:26
Replies: 13
Views: 817
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [tech help] graphics cards

Brother is looking for a new PC which hes going to build from scratch, so opinions on what a top spec graphics card is right now would be appreciated.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Apr 2006, 08:41
Replies: 39
Views: 257
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Scousers cross the line

It was front and backpage news Nod. Alas, you dont read anything less intellectual than "The Scotsman" so you missed it inbetween the financial headlines.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Apr 2006, 19:20
Replies: 53
Views: 632
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Overrated

Tarantulas were overrated.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Apr 2006, 21:59
Replies: 497
Views: 4,993
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [football] the big league rnd 5

Spot the man playing for a draw.

*sigh*
Forum: General Discussions 21 Apr 2006, 00:18
Replies: 497
Views: 4,993
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [football] the big league rnd 5

22 [Newcastle] Kurashima v SYMM [West Brom]

2-0
HT : H
Ameobi (23)
Forum: General Discussions 20 Apr 2006, 17:29
Replies: 224
Views: 2,203
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [football] it's FA CUP prediction time again

22 Chelsea 3 - 0 Liverpool H
23 Middlesbro 2 - 0 West Ham H
Forum: General Discussions 20 Apr 2006, 17:26
Replies: 12
Views: 432
Posted By Kurashima
Re: scary movie 4

For "Scary Movie" see "Airplane" and "Naked Gun" and "Hot Shots" and every other Zucker³ production.

Same jokes , different era.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Apr 2006, 00:10
Replies: 557
Views: 9,268
Posted By Kurashima
Forum: General Discussions 19 Apr 2006, 17:49
Replies: 7
Views: 357
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Our increasingly vindictive society

I was listening to the debate on this on FiveLive this evening. Some junior minister defending the reason they took this decision with the Local Elections on the horizon ("We did NOT take this...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Apr 2006, 22:09
Replies: 557
Views: 9,268
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [football] return of the CHAMPIONS LEAGUE prediction thing

Sniborp Wins :(

19 Arsenal 2 - 0 Villarreal D
.
25 Villarreal 2 - 1 Arsenal H
26 Barcelona 2 - 0 AC Milan H
Forum: General Discussions 17 Apr 2006, 08:58
Replies: 33
Views: 380
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [Football] I havent stopped smiling

Gary Cahill's strike is indeed one of the top 5 goals of the season.

O'Blarney was asked if he had ever managed a goal like that. If I recall his playing days, the only time his feet were that...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Apr 2006, 11:10
Replies: 45
Views: 370
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [football] league #22 - starts SATURDAY 15th

LEAGUE 22 - ALL OF IT
.
15PR Arsenal 4 - 0 West Brom
15PR Bolton 1 - 1 Chelsea
15PR Everton 2 - 1 Tottenham
15PR Fulham 2 - 0 Charlton
15PR Newcastle 2 - 1 Wigan
15PR Portsmouth 2 - 0...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Apr 2006, 11:04
Replies: 497
Views: 4,993
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [football] the big league rnd 5

Newcastle 2 - 1 Wigan
HT : H
Shearer (19)

Sunderland 0 - 2 Newcastle
HT : A
Shearer (19)
Forum: General Discussions 12 Apr 2006, 19:27
Replies: 224
Views: 2,203
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [football] it's FA CUP prediction time again

Middlesboro 3 - 0 Charlton
Viduka (16)
HT : H
Forum: General Discussions 11 Apr 2006, 18:10
Replies: 168
Views: 1,787
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Men who pay for sex are 'as bad as child abusers' - MP Fiona Mactaggart

Shes been throwing those viewpoints around the Scottish media ever since she came to anything like local prominence.

Jack McConnell takes most of what she says as Gospel as it gives him the...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Apr 2006, 12:21
Replies: 16
Views: 480
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [Football] New sponsors for United

If you can think of anyone else that will give the kind of exposure that Mansion want, im all ears.

Villa just got 32Red I think.

All of the genuinely big clubs have deals that are a good...
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2006, 22:40
Replies: 42
Views: 338
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Ohmygodwearegoingtodie !!!!

Id like their phone numbers when youre finished
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2006, 22:39
Replies: 42
Views: 338
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Ohmygodwearegoingtodie !!!!

Ive been thinking some very sinful thoughts about the girls in the office.

Its a good job I dont work in a church.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2006, 22:13
Replies: 42
Views: 338
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Ohmygodwearegoingtodie !!!!

Im waiting on the inevitable "God says Homosexuality is a Sin" debate opening up here.

Thats a can of worms thats gonna wriggle for a while,
Forum: General Discussions 7 Apr 2006, 18:44
Replies: 497
Views: 4,993
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [football] the big league rnd 5

09 [Middlesbro] KoeN 1 v 2 Kurashima [Newcastle]
HT : D
Yakubu (23)

09 [Man Utd] KoeN 2 v 3 Kurashima [Arsenal]
HT : A
Henry (13)
Forum: General Discussions 4 Apr 2006, 00:49
Replies: 14
Views: 400
Posted By Kurashima
Re: So , Moussaoui is eligible to face the death penalty

This is a troll. This adds a grand total of **** all to the debate. Piss Off.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Apr 2006, 00:36
Replies: 53
Views: 404
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [Football]Im sorry pig, Im really sorry

Your home record cost me a 5 treble tonight you useless shower of ****s!
Forum: General Discussions 4 Apr 2006, 00:30
Replies: 15
Views: 371
Posted By Kurashima
Re: alki, do you remember:

Quoted for Truth , Justice , and the fact it gets me out of modding this thread.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Apr 2006, 00:28
Replies: 14
Views: 633
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Murder Statistics

"Can't" is not a word for Princes.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Apr 2006, 00:16
Replies: 15
Views: 371
Posted By Kurashima
Re: alki, do you remember:

Goddamn it , dont quote the rules and try and make us enforce them

Thats too much like actual work :(
Forum: General Discussions 4 Apr 2006, 00:11
Replies: 14
Views: 633
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Murder Statistics

Doesnt almost every crime drama say that a large portion of murder victims knew their killer, and that despite the high profile cases, the majority of sexual crimes are committed by friends and...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Apr 2006, 00:07
Replies: 14
Views: 400
Posted By Kurashima
Re: So , Moussaoui is eligible to face the death penalty

Point 1 . "Nod plays Devils Advocate". Acting naive to back up your point makes you look far less intelligent than youre always hinting you are. One was Hollywood movie in the making, one was...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Apr 2006, 22:57
Replies: 15
Views: 371
Posted By Kurashima
Re: alki, do you remember:

Actually , all it means Is that we havent seen it yet :)
Forum: General Discussions 3 Apr 2006, 22:48
Replies: 50
Views: 793
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Reading Festival 2006 Headliners

Two Words

"Velvet Revolver"

When they headline , ill go.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Apr 2006, 22:37
Replies: 14
Views: 400
Posted By Kurashima
So , Moussaoui is eligible to face the death penalty

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4874178.stm

Ive been following this from afar, and to be totally honest, theres absoloutely no way this guy had any chance from the outset. Theres two...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Apr 2006, 18:49
Replies: 37
Views: 302
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Poker

5-2 is a better hand than 7-2.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Apr 2006, 01:20
Replies: 37
Views: 302
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Poker

I dont think it happened, which is a pity and im playing more regularly now and would have enjoyed it.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Apr 2006, 01:18
Replies: 19
Views: 381
Posted By Kurashima
Re: wrong order? WRONG ORDER?!

Never , EVER , **** with a Turkish family that owns a kebab shop.

I have a friend who drives for them. They pay the shittest wages, hire family to work for next to nothing, and even then the...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Apr 2006, 01:12
Replies: 37
Views: 302
Posted By Kurashima
Poker

Just checking , does anyone here still actually play , and whats the most recent tourney win theyve had?
Forum: General Discussions 2 Apr 2006, 00:55
Replies: 48
Views: 775
Posted By Kurashima
Re: A story

I have no idea where this places me in terms of random rantings. However Its probably accurate.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Apr 2006, 00:51
Replies: 20
Views: 552
Posted By Kurashima
Re: so bored, need webcomic

My personal favourite (http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20021205)
Forum: General Discussions 2 Apr 2006, 00:46
Replies: 53
Views: 404
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [Football]Im sorry pig, Im really sorry

I am , right now , putting £5 on Arsenal to win the Premiership in the 2006/07 season.

That is all
Forum: General Discussions 1 Apr 2006, 02:04
Replies: 497
Views: 4,993
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [football] the big league rnd 5

Man City 2 - 1 Boro
HT : D
Viduka (23)
Forum: General Discussions 1 Apr 2006, 02:02
Replies: 39
Views: 358
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [football] league #21 - starts April 01

LEAGUE 21 - ALL OF IT
.
01PR Arsenal 2 - 0 Aston Villa
01PR Birmingham 0 - 2 Chelsea
01PR Bolton 1 - 1 Man Utd
01PR Everton 2 - 0 Sunderland
01PR Fulham 2 - 1 Portsmouth
01PR Newcastle 1 - 1...
Forum: General Discussions 31 Mar 2006, 01:22
Replies: 34
Views: 343
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Bugger

*ahem*

IPA has been, and always will be, Rebus' drink of choice. And no name change from some agency with an identity crisis is going to change that.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Mar 2006, 01:18
Replies: 143
Views: 1,249
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Im really sorry, i promise not to do it again. Im not really a scumbag chavette ..

Yep, and weve agreed that Glasgow is one of the single most deprived areas financially in Europe.

So im wondering why it is that nobody actually bothers in Parliament to do something about it?
...
Forum: General Discussions 31 Mar 2006, 01:10
Replies: 143
Views: 1,249
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Im really sorry, i promise not to do it again. Im not really a scumbag chavette ..

Irony of Ironies

They wanted to film it in Craigmillar, but guess what.

THE DIRECTOR DIDNT THINK THE CAST WOULD BE SAFE!

Hence, it was filmed on location in Glasgow.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Mar 2006, 01:08
Replies: 143
Views: 1,249
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Im really sorry, i promise not to do it again. Im not really a scumbag chavette ..

Ned infestation in towns and cities is an indirect result of poor education, lack of jobs and opportunities, and basic financial hardship.

The West of Scotland is, economically, ****ed.
...
Forum: General Discussions 31 Mar 2006, 00:56
Replies: 34
Views: 343
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Bugger

Itll cost me £150 for an ID card. For the UK. Sorry Tony, **** Off.

And i dont WANT to be paying money for the privilege of the UK Government knowing everything about me when I dont technically...
Forum: General Discussions 31 Mar 2006, 00:44
Replies: 143
Views: 1,249
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Im really sorry, i promise not to do it again. Im not really a scumbag chavette ..

Its 00:43 and I have work tomorrow. If I can be arsed, ill start listing all Glasgows great achievements so that Nod can spend a few hours trying to take them all down one by one.

After all,...
Forum: General Discussions 31 Mar 2006, 00:40
Replies: 143
Views: 1,249
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Im really sorry, i promise not to do it again. Im not really a scumbag chavette ..

http://edinburghnews.scotsman.com/index.cfm?id=38962006

http://edinburghnews.scotsman.com/edinburgh.cfm?id=44342006

http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=1376
...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Mar 2006, 21:40
Replies: 143
Views: 1,249
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Im really sorry, i promise not to do it again. Im not really a scumbag chavette ..

His point was "Glasgow is Shit" , not that Edinburgh was better.

He teeters on the brink of actually opening up that can of worms, then decides he cant be arsed and goes back to just criticising...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Mar 2006, 19:26
Replies: 143
Views: 1,249
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Im really sorry, i promise not to do it again. Im not really a scumbag chavette ..

Its so rare someone climbs so far up their own arse that they can lick their tonsils, but somehow Nod achieves it on a regular basis.

And I DO like to have a rant once in a while, im living such...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Mar 2006, 19:23
Replies: 143
Views: 1,249
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Im really sorry, i promise not to do it again. Im not really a scumbag chavette ..

I was born there

I spent 26 years of my life there

I still go there regularly

Nods experience of Glasgow was a few yrs in Student Halls at a Uni he couldnt be arsed with. Hes about as...
Forum: General Discussions 30 Mar 2006, 18:57
Replies: 497
Views: 4,993
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [football] the big league rnd 5

I have to admit i was a little surprised to see Phang now as the Newcastle boss. Ah well.

TBH, its probably best i dont predict again till next season, i always end up making my predictions last...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Mar 2006, 20:17
Replies: 143
Views: 1,249
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Im really sorry, i promise not to do it again. Im not really a scumbag chavette ..

Youd throw in Ayr but not Kilmarnock, when its geographically closer to Glasgow?

And when 80% of the population probably comes within your football loyalty category?

I love your logic Nod....
Forum: General Discussions 29 Mar 2006, 19:33
Replies: 143
Views: 1,249
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Im really sorry, i promise not to do it again. Im not really a scumbag chavette ..

Right, just before we put your infinite knowledge on Strathclyde (which, BTW, doesnt exist anymore, local government restructuring saw it replaced with new groupings and councils a while back). lets...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Mar 2006, 18:52
Replies: 45
Views: 524
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [E-Mail]90s Kid

I only qualify on 5 of those items.

I guess im an 80's kid at heart.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Mar 2006, 18:49
Replies: 143
Views: 1,249
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Im really sorry, i promise not to do it again. Im not really a scumbag chavette .

Historically, Areas with lower incomes have higher crime rates.

Compare the West of Scotlands Average Income with that of, say, Birmingham. It wont stack up well. Hell, compare it with Newcastle...
Forum: General Discussions 29 Mar 2006, 18:44
Replies: 143
Views: 1,249
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Im really sorry, i promise not to do it again. Im not really a scumbag chavette ..

For "Strathclyde" read "Glasgow" in Nodspeak.

What can I say Nod, its not Morningside.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Mar 2006, 18:38
Replies: 557
Views: 9,268
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [football] return of the CHAMPIONS LEAGUE prediction thing

Just for reference , Sigrid appears to be listed in both Group 3 , and the "Everyone Else" group. , and Torz & Leshy in Group 1 and the "Everyone Else" group.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Mar 2006, 18:31
Replies: 143
Views: 1,249
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Im really sorry, i promise not to do it again. Im not really a scumbag chavette .

Bollocks.

How many gun crimes occurred in London & Surrounding areas within that same 12 month period? And were the police actively seeking to stop and search people for guns?

I may well be...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Mar 2006, 00:29
Replies: 143
Views: 1,249
Posted By Kurashima
Im really sorry, i promise not to do it again. Im not really a scumbag chavette ..

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/berkshire/4850164.stm

If ever you felt that someone DESERVED a custodial sentence, this was it.

I have a little faith again in our justice system.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Mar 2006, 18:43
Replies: 557
Views: 9,268
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [football] return of the CHAMPIONS LEAGUE prediction thing

quarter finals
.
28 Arsenal 2 - 1 Juventus H
28 Benfica 1 - 2 Barcelona A
29 Inter 2 - 0 Villarreal H
29 Lyon 1 - 1 AC Milan H
.
04 AC Milan 1 - 0 Lyon H
04 Villarreal 1 - 1 Inter Milan D
05...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Mar 2006, 21:08
Replies: 90
Views: 1,711
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Have you ever been arrested?

"Face didnt fit"

Myself and a mate were driving back north after coming off the ferry from Stranraer. We got to Dumfries, and as both of us have a big thing about fruit machines, we decided we...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Mar 2006, 04:43
Replies: 90
Views: 1,711
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Have you ever been arrested?

I struggle to believe youve not once been at least spoken to in the back of a police car for being more than a little merry Steven.

Not even at University?
Forum: General Discussions 25 Mar 2006, 04:43
Replies: 14
Views: 428
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Kember Freed

Theres an interesting little storm in a teacup growing on this one.

Mainly that Kember, and his fellow hostages, and the Pacifist group that they are members of, have point blank refused to thank...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Mar 2006, 04:40
Replies: 90
Views: 1,711
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Have you ever been arrested?

Just the once

Released without charge after 4 hours detention.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Mar 2006, 04:35
Replies: 106
Views: 1,459
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Yahwe's Career

Dear Lester

I would like to write on behalf of every 10yr old child in the United Kingdom, expressing their total disdain that you have chosen, in your infinite wisdom, to steal the joke on which...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Mar 2006, 04:31
Replies: 29
Views: 441
Posted By Kurashima
Re: im leaving lolly roffle

We need a Poirot gimmick account now that were losing our only Belgian.

:(
Forum: General Discussions 24 Mar 2006, 20:07
Replies: 106
Views: 1,459
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Yahwe's Career

I need to get in touch with more "Professional Women" then :)
Forum: General Discussions 24 Mar 2006, 20:06
Replies: 6
Views: 376
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Music Video Downloads

Limewire seems to be nothing but fake files and virus filled movies now. Avoid

Torrents are shit, not "The shit"

I use Ares. Its solid, has a good userbase overseas, and a lot of stuff shows...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Mar 2006, 18:32
Replies: 36
Views: 1,477
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Warning to chat room users

Actually, its the modern interpretation, in prison terms, for a paedophile.

This is most likely due to the fact that Gay Sex is a fact of life within the prison system, and thus calling someone a...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Mar 2006, 00:03
Replies: 14
Views: 493
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Poor Old Slobodan

Id forgotten the sheer volume of Poles now living in the southeast.

Must be pretty easy to get your hands on that stuff.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2006, 23:58
Replies: 36
Views: 1,477
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Warning to chat room users

You realise that when you take a career outside of law, youll be forced to give up the "Yahwe Explains" series if it involve a description of the law?

Dont do it Steven!
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2006, 23:49
Replies: 14
Views: 493
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Poor Old Slobodan

As a non drinker, I honestly cant think of an alcoholic beverage more potent.

Please enlighten me without mentioning expensive malt whiskies which we know Henry cant afford.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2006, 23:47
Replies: 106
Views: 1,459
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Yahwe's Career

I have a crap temp post that pays 9 an hour.

Could be worse i suppose. All i do all day is read BBC news and deal with correspondence that nobody else can be arsed to read.

Then i file it...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2006, 23:21
Replies: 106
Views: 1,459
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Yahwe's Career

And i dont have a degree

Nor did I pass the bar

Nor did I spend YEARS of my life studying like a mother****er to get where I am.

Not much of a comparison TK
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2006, 23:03
Replies: 14
Views: 493
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Poor Old Slobodan

Call an Ambulance. Henrys been on the Absinthe again!
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2006, 20:52
Replies: 41
Views: 516
Posted By Kurashima
Re: House

£500 a month plus bills.

Which is good for this area , as its normally around £800 a month, but as my parents own the house, and were currently both unemployed, we get a reduction :)
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2006, 20:49
Replies: 106
Views: 1,459
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Yahwe's Career

Seriously though , theres a lack of professionals on this board. You need to stick with it Steven
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2006, 20:40
Replies: 36
Views: 1,477
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Warning to chat room users

I think its fair to say that no amount of name calling will ever see us suing people on this forum.

Cos if you threaten it , The Nazi mods will just ban your ass :)
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2006, 20:31
Replies: 14
Views: 493
Posted By Kurashima
Poor Old Slobodan

Even in death, he just cant get no respect :(
Forum: General Discussions 23 Mar 2006, 00:31
Replies: 106
Views: 1,459
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Yahwe's Career

If ya smell la la la la (etc etc)
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2006, 01:07
Replies: 25
Views: 342
Posted By Kurashima
Re: ohhhh man this was just *too funny* at work today

"Baby, youre the only one for me"

"Rankin I love you .... EWWWW , GET YOUR COCK OUT OF MY EAR"

"Sorry, Ive just drank 12 shots of vodka in an hour, and thought this was a Urinal"
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2006, 01:04
Replies: 45
Views: 1,025
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Go Bush Go!

The two are not as closely connected as you think.

Generating a budget surplus is pretty simple economics. You set yourself a budget to spend over the course of a fiscal year. Then you spend what...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Mar 2006, 00:44
Replies: 25
Views: 342
Posted By Kurashima
Re: ohhhh man this was just *too funny* at work today

Did he mention youre a hopeless alcoholic and romantic (in equal amounts) ?
Forum: General Discussions 21 Mar 2006, 23:11
Replies: 37
Views: 473
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Commercial Radio

its pretty shocking
Forum: General Discussions 21 Mar 2006, 18:47
Replies: 25
Views: 342
Posted By Kurashima
Re: ohhhh man this was just *too funny* at work today

Humour in the office where i used to work involved the rather well heeled masonic IT Project manager telling us how wonderful the meal he had eaten the night before was (and he always eats out, the...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Mar 2006, 18:41
Replies: 14
Views: 279
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Humphrey the Downing Street Cat has Died

Never , EVER , go to the ambassadors parties Mr Rankin

"Why Monsiuer Dace , with these puns , you are really making us want to slice open our stomachs and hang ourselves from a bridge with our...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Mar 2006, 20:05
Replies: 106
Views: 1,459
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Yahwe's Career

Quoted for spelling mistakes before Jakiri gets on.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Mar 2006, 19:51
Replies: 106
Views: 1,459
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Yahwe's Career

Hence "Goes without saying really"
Forum: General Discussions 20 Mar 2006, 19:03
Replies: 106
Views: 1,459
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Yahwe's Career

I think you misunderstand

THEY make millions

However the only people making millions off recruitment agencies are the owners and partners. The Recruitment consultants tend to be there for a...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Mar 2006, 18:53
Replies: 14
Views: 279
Posted By Kurashima
Humphrey the Downing Street Cat has Died

BBC Link here (http://www.heady.co.uk/b3ta/humphrey.gif)

Its all that nasty Mrs Blairs fault. She sent him to live with one of the peons becuase she didnt like cats. I bet Mrs Thatcher wont be...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Mar 2006, 18:46
Replies: 51
Views: 522
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [football] league #20 (starts Sat 18 March)

LEAGUE 20 - ALL OF IT
.
20CH Southampton 1 - 1 Watford
21CH Leeds 2 - 1 C.Palace
21S2 Raith 2 - 0 Partick
21ES Barcelona 3 - 1 Getafe
22IF Germany 2 - 0 USA
22SP Celtic 2 - 0 Inverness
22ES...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Mar 2006, 18:43
Replies: 106
Views: 1,459
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Yahwe's Career

Good God Steven

Get Out

NOW!

You have no idea how much of a pariah amongst the legal community you will become should you take on a position as a recruitment consultant. Those whom you...
Forum: General Discussions 20 Mar 2006, 09:42
Replies: 224
Views: 2,203
Posted By Kurashima
Re: I won't forget to add H/D/A to each and [J] to one

quarter finals
.
20 Man City 2 - 0 West Ham
21 Birmingham 0 - 2 Liverpool
22 Chelsea 2 - 0 Newcastle H
23 Charlton 2 - 0 Middlesbro H J
.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Mar 2006, 09:41
Replies: 106
Views: 1,459
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Yahwe's Career

You have achieved the bar

This is massively important and will earn you oodles of money doing something youre exceptionally good at.

Do NOT throw it away to work for some poncy, jumped up...
Forum: General Discussions 19 Mar 2006, 20:25
Replies: 7
Views: 255
Posted By Kurashima
Re: You know you post too much when

You know you post too much when youre part of this community and post somewhere other than GD.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Mar 2006, 20:23
Replies: 21
Views: 670
Posted By Kurashima
Re: A byte walks into a bar

Series 3 was where its all got a little bit adult , including one of the villains getting murdered in a truly non child friendly manner, didnt it?
Forum: General Discussions 19 Mar 2006, 16:25
Replies: 21
Views: 670
Posted By Kurashima
Forum: General Discussions 19 Mar 2006, 16:24
Replies: 52
Views: 1,498
Posted By Kurashima
Re: I have no money

Im so disappointed this post was made before i could say "If youre athletic build and over 6'2 , PM Yahwe and he can probably sort you out".
Forum: General Discussions 18 Mar 2006, 18:15
Replies: 51
Views: 522
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [football] league #20 (starts Sat 18 March)

Again , i totally forgot to predict. And then realised , erm now

*slaps forehead*
Forum: General Discussions 18 Mar 2006, 16:05
Replies: 30
Views: 596
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [Football] Coming of Age

And yet the Villa lose 4-1 , and my god it could have been a lot more.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Mar 2006, 14:29
Replies: 5
Views: 420
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Oh So Cute

I tend to visit newgrounds once every 2 or 3 months to see if theyve come up with anything really really good.

I felt this wasnt bad , yeh , it was similar to Stickman , but its the best i found...
Forum: General Discussions 18 Mar 2006, 02:53
Replies: 5
Views: 420
Posted By Kurashima
Oh So Cute

Look at the widdle bunny wabbit (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/220999)
Forum: General Discussions 17 Mar 2006, 21:10
Replies: 57
Views: 853
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Snakes on a Plane (2006)

quoted for sheer bad mother****erness
Forum: General Discussions 17 Mar 2006, 18:43
Replies: 82
Views: 432
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Israel prison break

I say give them a playground and some knacker whackers and let them go at it.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Mar 2006, 00:11
Replies: 57
Views: 853
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Snakes on a Plane (2006)

Strangers On A Train (Brazilian subtitles)
Forum: General Discussions 16 Mar 2006, 22:45
Replies: 57
Views: 853
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Snakes on a Plane (2006)

Its been "Under development" for donkeys , and its likely to have a much catchier name when they get round to releasing it.

Im more interested in another of SLJ's concept movies
...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Mar 2006, 21:46
Replies: 39
Views: 821
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Good or Bad News ?

TBH , i would rather he didnt

If its a god awful nonsensical parody of what a SW series should be, id rather Lucas be around to fix it after a series or two than leave it in the hands of someone...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Mar 2006, 21:36
Replies: 39
Views: 821
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Good or Bad News ?

Fact is , Lucas is getting old , and he wants to do as much and make as much as he can before he shuffles off this mortal coil.

Alas , hes going to piss on his memory if the last thing we...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Mar 2006, 20:52
Replies: 39
Views: 821
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Good or Bad News ?

Why do this? why not finish his 9 movies and show what happens to Skywalker AFTER ROTJ. I mean , thats actually a shitload more interesting than what happened to him as a kid.

SW tells us he knew...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Mar 2006, 20:46
Replies: 79
Views: 900
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Do not Panic. Do not Run. Step calmly into your pre-prepared coffin.

"**** You , UN"



**** you South America (not just Venezuela)



Erm , well , not quite "**** You" , more "Please open up your markets more, we need to sell you more US goods, and we...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Mar 2006, 13:51
Replies: 82
Views: 432
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Israel prison break

Thats a horrifically one sided viewpoint from which to debate T&F.

Youre not telling me that Israel have absoloutely no right to defend themselves by building the wall, bearing in mind the sheer...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Mar 2006, 11:11
Replies: 82
Views: 432
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Israel prison break

Mordechai Vannunu was abducted and imprisoned by the Israeli Government in 1986 for an interview he gave to the LA Times in which he announced to the world that Israel had a nuclear arsenal. Whilst...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Mar 2006, 02:04
Replies: 35
Views: 455
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [football] league #19 (04-15 March)

Goddamn Mother****ing Argh Argh Argh Argh!
Forum: General Discussions 16 Mar 2006, 02:03
Replies: 82
Views: 432
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Israel prison break

Let me see

South Africa , as i stated, reached a point where internally they had a shift of power. They didnt suffer a massive invasion from their neighbours, and the changeover of power was not...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Mar 2006, 02:02
Replies: 82
Views: 432
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Israel prison break

Where does a rumour start?

I heard a rumour that GW Bush is actually gay and takes it up the ass from Cheney.

But its just a rumour .......
Forum: General Discussions 16 Mar 2006, 02:01
Replies: 82
Views: 432
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Israel prison break

If you think America will abandon them at any point in the future, id say youre misreading the situation entirely.

There may come a point in the future where America has a crisis of its own to...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Mar 2006, 21:31
Replies: 82
Views: 432
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Israel prison break

I cant see that happening. At all. Ever.

Call me a cynic, but the vested interests of their major backers will prevent them ever being overrun. There may be a change of leadership forced upon...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Mar 2006, 21:11
Replies: 21
Views: 522
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Night of Knives?

Hes won it by 311 votes.

However he did suffer the expected 50+ labour votes against.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Mar 2006, 21:10
Replies: 82
Views: 432
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Israel prison break

I read it with an open mind, not looking for the points that would win me the debate.

Did you?
Forum: General Discussions 15 Mar 2006, 20:19
Replies: 82
Views: 432
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Israel prison break

I did

The Israelis admitted major failures in identifying the ship. The US admitted that after the initial attack, the instruction to cease fire was misinterpreted and that further skirmishes...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Mar 2006, 19:48
Replies: 26
Views: 292
Posted By Kurashima
Re: dda Goes Down in Flames

I recall as a child hearing the words

"Do not speak Ill of the dead"

You know what, little pieces of wisdom like that are long forgotten in the selfish, short sighted society we live in today.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Mar 2006, 19:32
Replies: 63
Views: 1,904
Posted By Kurashima
Re: A man enters a bar...

And how many jurors grinned? (edit : Wont let me say Sn_iggered , due to that word in the middle)
Forum: General Discussions 15 Mar 2006, 19:28
Replies: 63
Views: 1,904
Posted By Kurashima
Re: A man enters a bar...

Theyre not from b3ta.com

Besides , its a slow evening.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Mar 2006, 19:26
Replies: 63
Views: 1,904
Posted By Kurashima
Re: A man enters a bar...

A woman is in hospital giving birth. The baby comes out and the doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news for you."

The woman says, "give me the bad news first."

The doctor says, "your...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Mar 2006, 19:24
Replies: 63
Views: 1,904
Posted By Kurashima
Re: A man enters a bar...

Whats the difference between a cow and a hamster?

A cow survives branding.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Mar 2006, 19:24
Replies: 63
Views: 1,904
Posted By Kurashima
Re: A man enters a bar...

What's black and white and red all over?

Panda rape
Forum: General Discussions 15 Mar 2006, 19:22
Replies: 63
Views: 1,904
Posted By Kurashima
Re: A man enters a bar...

Paedophiles are ****ing immature assholes
Forum: General Discussions 15 Mar 2006, 19:22
Replies: 63
Views: 1,904
Posted By Kurashima
Re: A man enters a bar...

My parents went to New York on September the 11th and all I got back was a bloody t-shirt.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Mar 2006, 19:21
Replies: 63
Views: 1,904
Posted By Kurashima
Re: A man enters a bar...

How do you get a one armed Irishman out of a tree?

Wave
Forum: General Discussions 15 Mar 2006, 19:21
Replies: 63
Views: 1,904
Posted By Kurashima
Re: A man enters a bar...

A man walks into a sex shop and tells the woman behind the counter he's looking for a blow up doll.

The woman asks, "Would you like a Christian or a Muslim doll?"

Confused, the man says...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Mar 2006, 19:20
Replies: 63
Views: 1,904
Posted By Kurashima
Re: A man enters a bar...

Jesus is walking and comes across an adultress being stoned. He stops the crowd and gives his little spiel.

"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."

A rock flies out of the crowd...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Mar 2006, 19:15
Replies: 26
Views: 292
Posted By Kurashima
Re: dda Goes Down in Flames

Justice was not served.

The fact hes now killed someone and been totally exonerated, even on a lesser charge such as manslaughter, shakes my faith (what little i actually had) in the American...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Mar 2006, 19:13
Replies: 21
Views: 522
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Night of Knives?

The stories today indicate that hes going to be looking at around 50 backbenchers revolting on the issue.

The bill will of course be passed as the Conservatives have backed it.

Your...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Mar 2006, 19:03
Replies: 15
Views: 344
Posted By Kurashima
Forum: General Discussions 15 Mar 2006, 18:53
Replies: 82
Views: 432
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Israel prison break

Friendly Fire.

Youre throwing Smoke and Mirrors in here dude.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Mar 2006, 18:51
Replies: 82
Views: 432
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Israel prison break

No, youre wrong on that one Snurx. Over the years, Palestine had slowly but surely been fighting its way towards recofnition within the international community. Israel's policy towards it had become...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Mar 2006, 16:34
Replies: 50
Views: 645
Posted By Kurashima
Re: This thread is not about abortion

Ive been following the case on the web, Thus i didnt bother reading the GD debate on the subject.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Mar 2006, 16:31
Replies: 50
Views: 645
Posted By Kurashima
Re: This thread is not about abortion

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4808442.stm

Hes going to live.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Mar 2006, 16:30
Replies: 82
Views: 432
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Israel prison break

Lets be brutally honest here.

If theres a task force there with UK and US troops, the Israelis are NOT going to attack. They are NOT going to cause casualties on the part of their biggest allies....
Forum: General Discussions 15 Mar 2006, 16:25
Replies: 28
Views: 871
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Top 5 Websites

www.b3ta.com (http://www.b3ta.com)
news.bbc.co.uk
http://pc.gamespy.com/flintlocke/
http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/sportscotland/offtheball/frame_game/index.shtml...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Mar 2006, 16:23
Replies: 14
Views: 353
Posted By Kurashima
Forum: General Discussions 15 Mar 2006, 16:20
Replies: 17
Views: 372
Posted By Kurashima
Re: How do we deal with shit posters?

Im sure we had a fanta related version of this a few years back.

Still funny though.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Mar 2006, 16:15
Replies: 82
Views: 432
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Israel prison break

The UK government asked the new Palestinian government for guarantees on the safety of their troops. The Palestinians were not prepared to give any such guarantees (im guessing there was a fair bit...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Mar 2006, 00:13
Replies: 557
Views: 9,268
Posted By Kurashima
Forum: General Discussions 14 Mar 2006, 21:19
Replies: 36
Views: 432
Posted By Kurashima
Re: GD Limericks

This is why theres an Embargo on anything remotely musical coming out of Canada just now.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Mar 2006, 21:18
Replies: 31
Views: 524
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Oh my god, they've sacked Chef !

Yeh , and characters talking about Jew Gold , Mormons ****ing their sisters , etc etc , thats clearly just satire , Eh Isaac.

Why couldnt he just have stayed the fat cool guy that did the Theme...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Mar 2006, 20:55
Replies: 36
Views: 432
Posted By Kurashima
Re: GD Limericks

There once was a poster called Steve
To his critics he gave no reprieve
He was frequently sozzled
and surrounded by bottles
Of Gin that gave him Joie De Vivre
Forum: General Discussions 14 Mar 2006, 20:53
Replies: 36
Views: 432
Posted By Kurashima
Re: GD Limericks

Im sure that some kind of backhanded compliment

"For a moment there, I almost thought you werent Scottish"
Forum: General Discussions 14 Mar 2006, 18:53
Replies: 22
Views: 579
Posted By Kurashima
Re: I sense a ...

I very vaguely remember this , shagging a 13yr old wasnt it?
Forum: General Discussions 14 Mar 2006, 18:45
Replies: 36
Views: 432
Posted By Kurashima
Re: GD Limericks

There once was a mod named Jonny
His build was quite slimline and scrawny
But with a beer in his hand
He thought he was the man
And this last line says "Mulligatawny"
Forum: General Discussions 14 Mar 2006, 18:40
Replies: 63
Views: 1,904
Posted By Kurashima
Re: A man enters a bar...

ITALIAN BOY AT CONFESSION

Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman.
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?
Yes, Father it is.
And who was the woman...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Mar 2006, 18:33
Replies: 22
Views: 579
Posted By Kurashima
Re: I sense a ...

PLAY UP POMPEY!

PS : DarkJedi is the only man on this forum known to take more drugs than Deepflow

:D
Forum: General Discussions 14 Mar 2006, 18:29
Replies: 36
Views: 432
Posted By Kurashima
Re: GD Limericks

The once was a bloke
Called Silvermoke
On cock he did choke
Poor Silversmoke.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Mar 2006, 09:29
Replies: 36
Views: 432
Posted By Kurashima
Re: GD Limericks

There was a young ginger named Nod
Who believed that his posts were from God
He was no David Icke
And was not that well liked
And alas, now he lives on his tod.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Mar 2006, 22:22
Replies: 13
Views: 253
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Top Ten Biggest Regrets

And number 1 on my list of regrets

Reading this thread
Forum: General Discussions 13 Mar 2006, 22:17
Replies: 50
Views: 528
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [File Sharing Rant]A change of plans

See "Mortgage" "Equity Release Loan" "Endowment Policy" "Life Insurance" etc etc.

Happens every day. Difference is that Banks fear reputational loss, and their ombudsman can impose stupidly large...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Mar 2006, 22:12
Replies: 26
Jay
Views: 523
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Jay

I have to agree, the Clit Commander joke was unbelievably cringeworthy. That said, a huge amount of the failure of that movie to me was Will Ferrell, who just doesnt seem to translate at all across...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Mar 2006, 22:06
Replies: 13
Views: 253
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Top Ten Biggest Regrets

I dont regret it, i found it bloody entertaining.

Pitting my wits against the local constabulary as they attempt to build a case with no physical evidence , THATS FUN!

(theyll never find the...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Mar 2006, 21:52
Replies: 50
Views: 528
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [File Sharing Rant]A change of plans

I have to admit to being just a little curious here.

If nation A has a law against murder, and the person committing the murder commits it in Nation B against an individual from nation A, why is...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Mar 2006, 21:25
Replies: 26
Jay
Views: 523
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Jay

Remember , when Mallrats came out in the Cinema , it absoloutely ****ing bombed. Nobody wanted to know. It came into its own on video.

Yeh , hes done some absoloute shite recently, but i fancy...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Mar 2006, 20:08
Replies: 50
Views: 528
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [File Sharing Rant]A change of plans

Youre about 300 million lightyears behind the rest of the world Mr Don.

http://pirate.planetarion.com/showpost.php?p=2993562&postcount=9
...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Mar 2006, 20:05
Replies: 50
Views: 528
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [File Sharing Rant]A change of plans

Thats not strictly speaking true.

The code behind a lot of the original P2P companies now belongs to major record companies, and they use this for their own download websites.

True, it...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Mar 2006, 19:33
Replies: 26
Jay
Views: 523
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Jay

"Nodrog reviews reviews"
Forum: General Discussions 13 Mar 2006, 19:33
Replies: 26
Jay
Views: 523
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Jay

Dont hate the guy because he did what he had to do to get the jobs of his dreams (directing big budget comic book movies).

Deep down, hes still a comic book geek like the rest of us.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Mar 2006, 18:54
Replies: 224
Views: 2,203
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [football] it's FA CUP prediction time again

replays
.
15 West Ham 2 - 1 Bolton
14 Man City 2 - 0 Aston Villa
.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Mar 2006, 18:50
Replies: 50
Views: 528
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [File Sharing Rant]A change of plans

Its widely accepted theyre not doing it for the high moral reasons they state, but because their clients arent making enough money for their shareholders.

Capitalism - An experiment in wealth...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Mar 2006, 01:58
Replies: 35
Views: 455
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [football] league #19 (04-15 March)

I think thats game , set and match to JC. Of the 3 remaining predictions , ive got 1 the same , and 1 partially the same , so the maximum points I can get back on him are very few.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Mar 2006, 16:22
Replies: 5
Views: 1,734
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Post of the Month

This little piece of comedic genius (http://pirate.planetarion.com/showpost.php?p=3004465&postcount=8)
Forum: General Discussions 12 Mar 2006, 15:30
Replies: 9
Views: 245
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [WoW]The Man Who Can

No , its going to be "Are you up for a threesome"
Forum: General Discussions 12 Mar 2006, 15:28
Replies: 497
Views: 4,993
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [football] the big league rnd 5

Cant believe i forgot to predict

http://www.sigames.com/the_bootroom.php?type=view&article_id=1211
Forum: General Discussions 12 Mar 2006, 00:52
Replies: 35
Views: 455
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [football] league #19 (04-15 March)

Not sure on the last few results there , but i sense JC screaming out to a decent sized lead here.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Mar 2006, 17:53
Replies: 31
Views: 439
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Milosevic found dead in his cell

Very few will mourn his passing in the free world.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Mar 2006, 13:45
Replies: 35
Views: 455
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [football] league #19 (04-15 March)

Note : The Birmingham v West Brom score was predicted whilst the match was still 0-0
Forum: General Discussions 10 Mar 2006, 18:57
Replies: 11
Views: 286
Posted By Kurashima
Re: This Thread Has A 65% Chance Of Sucking

Nods here

This threads chances of sucking just went up a good 15%
Forum: General Discussions 10 Mar 2006, 02:47
Replies: 53
Views: 820
Posted By Kurashima
Re: The progression of terrible chat-up lines

How do you confuse an Exeterian?

Give him 3 shovels and tell him to take his pick

LOLLERCOASTERROFFLETOMATOCHEESEANDPICKLESANDWICH!
Forum: General Discussions 10 Mar 2006, 02:35
Replies: 53
Views: 820
Posted By Kurashima
Re: The progression of terrible chat-up lines

Only Vampy , and shes long gone.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Mar 2006, 02:33
Replies: 53
Views: 820
Posted By Kurashima
Re: The progression of terrible chat-up lines

No , youre dog****ing inbreds.

Im pretty sure thats in Wikipedia or something.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Mar 2006, 02:32
Replies: 53
Views: 820
Posted By Kurashima
Re: The progression of terrible chat-up lines

Ok , its 1:30 in the morning , and i live in a very nice Semi-Detached house. I have however just woken up my neighbour with some very loud laughter which is entirely inappropriate for this period of...
Forum: General Discussions 10 Mar 2006, 02:27
Replies: 53
Views: 820
Posted By Kurashima
Re: The progression of terrible chat-up lines

Brother lives in Frome , nr Bath. Loves the town , the area , the people.

I go down and I feel like im walking through the set of a BBC 2 period drama.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Mar 2006, 02:26
Replies: 53
Views: 820
Posted By Kurashima
Re: The progression of terrible chat-up lines

Quoted for the first signs of dementia.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Mar 2006, 02:17
Replies: 53
Views: 820
Posted By Kurashima
Re: The progression of terrible chat-up lines

Much as i hate to admit it, they do let them wander north of Bristol you know, theres no Berlin Wall on the Severn Bridge.

Shes a Devon girl, but strangely enough, shes not in Devon.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Mar 2006, 02:12
Replies: 53
Views: 820
Posted By Kurashima
Re: The progression of terrible chat-up lines

My former boss is a devon girl.

I wont begin to explain how badly this affected my opinion of all things south of Bristol. Suffice to say I genuinely have a dislike for the place.
Forum: General Discussions 10 Mar 2006, 02:06
Replies: 53
Views: 820
Posted By Kurashima
Re: The progression of terrible chat-up lines

Exeter is the new Essex. Loose morals and loadsamoney.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Mar 2006, 20:46
Replies: 9
Views: 306
Posted By Kurashima
Come On Zippy!

Hes gotta win! (http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/funny_old_game/4789752.stm?dynamic_vote=ON#vote_sport_morefamousfans_09_03_2006)
Forum: General Discussions 9 Mar 2006, 20:13
Replies: 1
Views: 219
Posted By Kurashima
New Balls Please ...

I wonder how her "Top 25" rating will suffer after they investigate the 27 matches he rigged (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4789066.stm)
Forum: General Discussions 6 Mar 2006, 19:57
Replies: 557
Views: 9,268
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [football] return of the CHAMPIONS LEAGUE prediction thing

2nd rnd - part 2
.
07 Barcelona 2 - 0 Chelsea
07 Juventus 2 - 0 Werder Bremen
07 Villarreal 2 - 1 Rangers
08 AC Milan 2 - 1 Bayern Munich
08 Arsenal 1 - 1 Real Madrid
08 Liverpool 2 - 1...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2006, 16:27
Replies: 69
Views: 479
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Glitter

Actually , thats pretty reasonable justice.

I for one, for no amount of money, would spend 1 week in a South East asian jail, let alone 3 years. Thats possibly the worst thing that any man in...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2006, 03:42
Replies: 35
Views: 455
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [football] league #19 (04-15 March)

LEAGUE 19 - PART 1
.
04pr Aston Villa 2 - 0 Portsmouth
04pr Fulham 1 - 1 Arsenal
04pr Liverpool 2 - 0 Charlton
04pr Middlesbro 1 - 0 Birmingham
04pr Newcastle 2 - 0 Bolton
04pr West Brom 0 - 2...
Forum: General Discussions 4 Mar 2006, 03:40
Replies: 497
Views: 4,993
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [football] the big league rnd 5

Newcastle 2 - 0 Bolton
Shearer (23)
HT : H
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2006, 19:30
Replies: 20
Views: 237
Posted By Kurashima
Re: dda's trial continues

Fact is , the guys story already contradicts some of what was said previously, and from whats been reported so far, hes going down.
Forum: General Discussions 3 Mar 2006, 19:24
Replies: 10
Views: 174
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Transformers! Less than meets the eye!

Just looks absoloutely brilliant.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2006, 16:51
Replies: 96
Views: 1,105
Posted By Kurashima
Re: What did you have for breakfast this morning?

its 4pm.

ive been up since 9am

I still havent had breakfast.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2006, 16:39
Replies: 3
Views: 274
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Remeber that Mourinho song?

And its not in the same league as "Snooker Loopy"
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2006, 16:35
Replies: 31
Views: 405
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Action buffs: two interesting looking movies out in the UK this year

Nighy is absoloutely woeful as a bad guy, he doesnt come off well at all in this.

He wasnt all that menacing in the first one.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2006, 13:09
Replies: 58
Views: 744
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Political Soapbox

Im just two away from a full house.

Alas, one of them is "I am rite cos i argue on teh intarweb".
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2006, 13:03
Replies: 17
Views: 265
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [WoW] question

Ignore the previous comment. Im not quite sure why i said it , possibly because ive respecced this priest 3 times on the way up and im happy i wont have to spend the large amount of gold it would...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2006, 12:17
Replies: 17
Views: 265
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [WoW] question

Just a note

Gen a priest NOW and run it as far up the levels as you can , as the priest re-spec is coming, so you can single category a priest as far as you want and not have to worry about...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2006, 12:10
Replies: 16
Views: 199
Posted By Kurashima
Re: What a Silly Arse !

Hes not here to say thats a top idea , and ill get started on it shortly.
Forum: General Discussions 2 Mar 2006, 12:08
Replies: 31
Views: 405
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Action buffs: two interesting looking movies out in the UK this year

Youre saying that any movie featuring Kate B in the most amazing outfits known to man is ... poor?

Of course its a bit Hokum, Bill Nighy was never the most convincing evil vampire lord in the...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2006, 21:58
Replies: 31
Views: 405
Posted By Kurashima
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2006, 14:27
Replies: 43
Views: 283
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [football] league #18 (25 feb - 01 mar)

In an international friendly , with an "Emerging" nation , i almost always go for them , as other teams tend not to have experience of playing them, dont know what to expect, and the "Little" nation...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2006, 14:21
Replies: 6
Views: 174
Posted By Kurashima
Re: I was just about to post a rant

Quoted for Great Justice, all Zigs taken off, etc etc.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2006, 02:55
Replies: 8
Views: 186
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Internet retail to take a hit?

The last few paragraphs, where its noted that Jersey threatened this before but never went through with it, kinda tells me this wont happen, and if it does, as they say, theyll just move to Guernsey...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Mar 2006, 02:52
Replies: 50
Views: 1,371
Posted By Kurashima
Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.

Id say that was absoloutely ****ing superb.

Except

Ebaumsworld has again stolen the content and marked it as their own, which we all know is utter ****ing knobcheese thieving bollocks.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2006, 23:28
Replies: 34
Views: 294
Posted By Kurashima
Re: "Sheila's Wheels"

I detest the advert to the point where the Jingle has ruined the mood by entering my head during coitus.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2006, 21:46
Replies: 54
Views: 856
Posted By Kurashima
Re: GD is poetry!

There once was a person with rhymes rather poor
His father a bastard, his mother a hoor.
To say he was brilliant is clearly a lie
His poems as bad as a week old shit pie

Then a group of...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Feb 2006, 02:50
Replies: 9
Views: 342
Posted By Kurashima
Re: I had a dream..

An amazing dream, as yet again it doesnt include Theamion playing hockey.

Unless Hockey was one of the events he was dreaming of playing and winning (solo? thought it was a 5 man team).
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2006, 22:54
Replies: 25
Views: 199
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [Football] Arsenal sign new sponsorship deal with Israeli Tourist Board

I didnt post the link as everyone here reads the BBC news website, and I post enough BBC links in here.

Additionally, this allows me to avoid the half a dozen "Oh , another BBC News link" brigade...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2006, 22:25
Replies: 25
Views: 199
Posted By Kurashima
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2006, 21:39
Replies: 54
Views: 856
Posted By Kurashima
Re: GD is poetry!

Yah-way
Jah-key-ree
Naw-drawg

etc etc
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2006, 21:37
Replies: 25
Views: 199
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [Football] Arsenal sign new sponsorship deal with Israeli Tourist Board

Actually , the BBC news article does specify that Arsenal spoke to Emirated Airlines officials before agreeing the deal, due to the fact that UAE does not recognise the state of Israel.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2006, 19:43
Replies: 54
Views: 856
Posted By Kurashima
Re: GD is poetry!

This may be a first , but im tempted to pos-rep a post by QazokRouge.

I may well be going senile (and at 31 as well , good god)
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2006, 19:38
Replies: 96
Views: 1,105
Posted By Kurashima
Re: What did you have for breakfast this morning?

Toast , and a warm mug of tea.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2006, 19:37
Replies: 43
Views: 283
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [football] league #18 (25 feb - 01 mar)

league 18 - part 2
.
28in Bosnia-Herz 1 - 2 Japan
28in Cyprus 1 - 3 Slovenia
28in Finland 2 - 0 Kazakhstan
28in Greece 2 - 0 Belarus
28in Romania 2 - 0 Armenia
28in Trinidad&Tob 2 - 0 Iceland...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2006, 19:21
Replies: 25
Views: 199
Posted By Kurashima
[Football] Arsenal sign new sponsorship deal with Israeli Tourist Board

I gotta ask this, how the hell do you promote Israel as a tourist destination when all your neighbours want to kill you and your nation is beset by suicide bombers?

Oh, and are they going to do ...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Feb 2006, 19:17
Replies: 34
Views: 485
Posted By Kurashima
Re: American Taliban

http://www.themoononline.com/imagesone/americanview.jpg
Forum: General Discussions 26 Feb 2006, 21:39
Replies: 50
Views: 1,371
Posted By Kurashima
Re: ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.

Personally , i have never ever destroyed a keyboard in a fit of rage whilst getting frustrated at my own actions or the actions of others in a game.

Closest ive come was breaking joysticks back...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Feb 2006, 20:46
Replies: 6
Views: 242
Posted By Kurashima
Re: [Football] First time ive seen it. UK International moves to Russsian Club

You have to admit though, if that fee is 1.6M , theyre going to offer him some brilliant terms, and Hibs cant turn down that kind of money, especially bearing in mind their recent history of star...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Feb 2006, 20:23
Replies: 49
Views: 876
Posted By Kurashima
Re: I had a dream

The most amazing part of Theamions dream is that it didnt involve hockey. At all.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Feb 2006, 20:08
Replies: 48
Views: 736
Posted By Kurashima
Re: FAO: England Rugby Fans

English Rugby on Saturday (http://www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/images/rugby2.gif)
Forum: General Discussions 26 Feb 2006, 20:05
Replies: 16
Views: 407
Posted By Kurashima
Re: Chunderbunny explains the crazy Japanese

Yattas been around for ****ing ages.

And Ebaum can suck horse cock. Thieving scum that they are.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Feb 2006, 20:03
Replies: 48
Views: 736
Posted By Kurashima
Re: FAO: England Rugby Fans

Rugby is played in a better tradition, and whilst Rugby players do tend to go out and act like total arses, theres always a very solid lad within the group that keeps his head and keeps the others in...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Feb 2006, 20:01
Replies: 6
Views: 242
Posted By Kurashima
[Football] First time ive seen it. UK International moves to Russsian Club

Wow. I know Lokomotiv have shedloads of cash, and the weather in Leith isnt that difference from Moscow, but still , im amazed (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/h/hibernian/4752964.stm)
Forum: General Discussions 26 Feb 2006, 19:56
Replies: 50
Views: 1,371
Posted By Kurashima
ADHD - Possibly one of the funniest disorders in history.

Our German readers may appreciate this a little more than others, but it does have a pretty general appeal (http://www.break.com/index/patiencechild.html)
Forum: General Discussions 26 Feb 2006, 04:04
Replies: 41
Views: 709
Posted By Kurashima
Re: lame-ass excuse to break up

Please for the love of god , let Pablissimo really be called "Steve" and have broken up with someone "Once or Twice" to get this one
Forum: General Discussions 26 Feb 2006, 04:02
Replies: 48
Views: 736
Posted By Kurashima
Re: FAO: England Rugby Fans

The Calcutta Cup once more proudly returns to where it belongs :)
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