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Dead_Meat
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Jan 2020, 14:57
Replies:
16
Happy 2020.
Views:
14,793
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Happy 2020.
Good to see humour hasn't progressed much in the last ten or so years.
Think on the fact my daughter is now about the same age as most of you were when this whole crazy ship of Taratula-loving...
Forum:
General Discussions
2 Jan 2020, 16:30
Replies:
50
Shai-Gar talking to himself.
Views:
38,713
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Shai-Gar talking to himself.
Remember kids. I'm always watching.
Forum:
General Discussions
2 Jan 2020, 16:06
Replies:
16
Happy 2020.
Views:
14,793
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Happy 2020.
Pffffft. You still have months left to go. Mine, of course, is a shining beacon of April loveliness.
Forum:
General Discussions
2 Jan 2020, 16:03
Replies:
6
Something Kurashima said.
Views:
12,507
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Something Kurashima said.
Someone talking about me?
Forum:
General Discussions
5 Jan 2019, 16:59
Replies:
112
so... where'd everyone go?
Views:
150,809
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: so... where'd everyone go?
Check your PM, my horse pr0n is missing.
Forum:
General Discussions
27 Feb 2018, 22:15
Replies:
22
hey what up
Views:
49,895
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: hey what up
Would it help if I banned your account for posting on a dead forum?
Forum:
Planetarion Discussions
8 Aug 2016, 22:10
Replies:
2
Poll:
Round 68 Name Voting
Views:
3,751
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Round 68 Name Voting
Fiery, you need to add "i liek buttar!" to satisfy the popular vote.
All of these are just so passé.
Forum:
General Discussions
8 Aug 2016, 22:05
Replies:
112
so... where'd everyone go?
Views:
150,809
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: so... where'd everyone go?
Hmm, I'm guessing I made this account on an evening of high alcohol intake and somehow it slipped my increasingly befuddled mind.
See you in another couple of years!
Forum:
General Discussions
13 Oct 2010, 12:18
Replies:
5
Mister netgamers 2010
Views:
16,157
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Mister netgamers 2010
Pics please (not gay)
Forum:
General Discussions
7 Oct 2010, 00:07
Replies:
16
Anonymous
Views:
5,931
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Anonymous
All the above is why I only really download anything when I'm connected to free Wi-Fi hotspots at airports, hotels, customer offices, etc. that don't require a login or acceptance of terms (which...
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Jun 2010, 17:30
Replies:
544
World Cup Prediction Thread
Views:
100,668
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: World Cup Prediction Thread
This thread needs an enema.
Forum:
General Discussions
30 Apr 2010, 21:27
Replies:
98
Almost a decade!
Views:
33,672
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Almost a decade!
Newb back off to newbland, newb
Forum:
General Discussions
20 Apr 2010, 01:16
Replies:
98
Almost a decade!
Views:
33,672
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Almost a decade!
10 years one week.
I remember discovering PA after reading about in PC Gamer or something after I bought my first flat and was free and single for the first time in 3 years.
Nights spent...
Forum:
General Discussions
23 Feb 2010, 14:23
Replies:
3
Used video games
Views:
2,945
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Used video games
Will any of these places exchange my unused PA credits?
Forum:
General Discussions
17 Feb 2010, 22:58
Replies:
46
To Yahwe
Views:
20,516
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: To Yahwe
Oh the good old days...
Forum:
General Discussions
27 Oct 2009, 03:03
Replies:
19
Favorite "song"
Views:
6,273
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Favorite "song"
Utah Saints - Love Song
Forum:
General Discussions
27 Jun 2009, 14:29
Replies:
14
The King of Popped His Clogs
Views:
3,952
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: The King of Popped His Clogs
Dying may well be the best thing that could happen to him in order to get himself out of bankruptcy.
Extreme perhaps, but sales are pretty much guaranteed. Can he do the 02 shows in a coffin?
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Feb 2009, 19:55
Replies:
12
Amazing Stimulus
Views:
3,493
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Amazing Stimulus
If a Republican stopped to help a cripple in the street, there'd be a Democrat pointing at the Republican telling everyone it was the Republican policies that crippled the man in the first place and...
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Feb 2009, 23:49
Replies:
30
A Working Class Hero Once Again
Views:
8,179
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: A Working Class Hero Once Again
But if you DO have a job, how does the cost of living compare when looking at fruit picking wages in the US and in Mexico?
But I'm not looking at whether or not it's easier to find a job in the US...
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Feb 2009, 00:36
Replies:
30
A Working Class Hero Once Again
Views:
8,179
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: A Working Class Hero Once Again
From Mexico?
Forum:
General Discussions
9 Feb 2009, 13:28
Replies:
30
A Working Class Hero Once Again
Views:
8,179
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: A Working Class Hero Once Again
Wherever it was that the short bus dropped you off at in the morning, it sure as hell wasn't at a school that did Economics.
What about relative cost of living?
Forum:
General Discussions
9 Feb 2009, 00:16
Replies:
30
A Working Class Hero Once Again
Views:
8,179
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: A Working Class Hero Once Again
I think it's heroic that people still want to wade through rivers, climb over fences and cross deserts, and be paid pretty much the same wage they'd get at home, with worse conditions and fewer...
Forum:
General Discussions
6 Feb 2009, 12:01
Replies:
14
A Celebrity Once Again
Views:
4,107
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: A Celebrity Once Again
I don't think it was actually.
Forum:
General Discussions
6 Feb 2009, 01:01
Replies:
5
When to stop...
Views:
2,272
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: When to stop...
So, you're saying that the unit won't register that a charging voltage is available unless the software driver in the PC says it should?
Whilst I would submit that this bollocks, I am confused by...
Forum:
General Discussions
6 Feb 2009, 00:56
Replies:
14
A Celebrity Once Again
Views:
4,107
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: A Celebrity Once Again
TLC puts you in the company of "Jon and Kate Plus 8", "Little People, Big World" and "17 People and Counting"
It's not really saying much, is it?
Forum:
General Discussions
17 Dec 2008, 05:58
Replies:
56
Through the Fire and Flames
Views:
10,242
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Through the Fire and Flames
This is the result of "free" Internet service at Denver airport.
50% of the time a site won't load
The other 50% of the time, it loads with errors due to the massive amount of spammy headers to...
Forum:
General Discussions
17 Dec 2008, 05:55
Replies:
14
who's still around?
Views:
5,007
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: who's still around?
Buenos nochas senor Cochese!
Holy crap. Still doing your DJ thang?
Forum:
General Discussions
16 Dec 2008, 17:22
Replies:
56
Through the Fire and Flames
Views:
10,242
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Through the Fire and Flames
[QUOTE=Gate;3161042]Anyone who BCs/DCs/HCs for an alliance has a good chance to learn teamwork and leadership skills. PA can encourage logical problem solving, time & resource management, dealing...
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Dec 2008, 14:00
Replies:
14
who's still around?
Views:
5,007
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: who's still around?
I'm still here, although I'm told my moderator-ship is in question as I don't post very often.
This post just won me another 6 years of being PA's most beloved mod.
Forum:
General Discussions
14 Dec 2008, 04:18
Replies:
56
Through the Fire and Flames
Views:
10,242
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Through the Fire and Flames
How do you explain people playing PA then?
Years of effort into something that basically achieves nothing, unless PA is some sort of breeding ground for future politicians....
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Oct 2008, 20:52
Replies:
30
How to make some money
Views:
11,025
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: How to make some money
Vodafone Malta has rolled out a WiMAX system to cover the whole island and is using a complementary VoIP solution on the system.
How do I know? We sold it to them.
Forum:
General Discussions
5 Sep 2008, 16:54
Replies:
17
Piyush Jindal
Views:
5,334
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Piyush Jindal
Another year, another round of 'Dodge the Hurricane' starts.
First up, our good friend Hanna, who looked to be coming a-knocking on Florida's door, only to pcik up her skirts and go see the nice...
Forum:
General Discussions
2 Sep 2008, 23:59
Replies:
17
I'm in need of an adventure; what's your idea of an adventure?
Views:
9,746
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: I'm in need of an adventure; what's your idea of an adventure?
If albatrosses get annoyed because their sailing dreams get sunk (ha ha) before they set sail (ha ha) then yes.
Forum:
General Discussions
2 Sep 2008, 13:01
Replies:
17
I'm in need of an adventure; what's your idea of an adventure?
Views:
9,746
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: I'm in need of an adventure; what's your idea of an adventure?
Become crew on a ocean-crossing yacht.
There are a number of agencies that will hook you up with a yacht making transatlantic crossings. Some of these (yachts) will charge you for the experience,...
Forum:
General Discussions
30 Jun 2008, 15:05
Replies:
31
Food Crisis
Views:
4,778
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Food Crisis
The other way of looking at this (as I heard on the radio the other day) is that the consumption of luxury foods may actually increase.
Luxury foods will be largely unaffected by increases in the...
Forum:
General Discussions
12 Jun 2008, 15:20
Replies:
11
Reading On The Move
Views:
3,785
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Reading On The Move
Get some noise cancelling headphones of your own.
Forum:
General Discussions
10 May 2008, 14:13
Replies:
18
Storyboard
Views:
4,163
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Storyboard
How tall is your sister?
Forum:
General Discussions
6 May 2008, 18:00
Replies:
29
3-word Game
Views:
5,805
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: 3-word Game
it felt bad.
Forum:
General Discussions
6 May 2008, 16:56
Replies:
29
3-word Game
Views:
5,805
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: 3-word Game
not banning n00bs..
Forum:
General Discussions
25 Apr 2008, 17:30
Replies:
20
congrats to green_cat and cr0!
Views:
4,290
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: congrats to green_cat and cr0!
Wait, so greencat is a man?
This thread has suddenly become worthy of GD.
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Apr 2008, 21:08
Replies:
19
Norwegians look here!!
Views:
3,838
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Norwegians look here!!
Tesla figured out DC theory after wrapping his Mum in copper wire and shoving his tiny copper-covered cock into her, then wondered why sparks flew out of her arse.
Forum:
General Discussions
2 Apr 2008, 05:26
Replies:
12
New Career?
Views:
2,932
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: New Career?
As long as it's in the missionary position, I figure it's OK.
Forum:
General Discussions
28 Mar 2008, 16:39
Replies:
10
Tenants rights question
Views:
3,248
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Tenants rights question
Do not talk to the landlord, write a letter to her.
Explaining that the burglar alarm, which is part of the contract, is broken and since the house was burgled recently, your gf wishes to have it...
Forum:
General Discussions
24 Mar 2008, 14:50
Replies:
37
So...
Views:
6,352
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: So...
Aren't ALL teenage girls scantily clad these days? I was under the impression female trendiness was inversely proportional to the weight of clothes being worn...
Forum:
General Discussions
21 Mar 2008, 17:06
Replies:
120
GIF Ad Banners
Views:
15,164
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: GIF Ad Banners
Didn't you know Game was stunning the world with his l33t PA 5k!llz0r and cyb0ring l33t h4x025 when he was only 8?
Forum:
General Discussions
11 Mar 2008, 21:45
Replies:
21
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Yahwe again.
Views:
4,226
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Yahwe again.
Make sure you sell everything you own and drink the proceeds so the batshit bitch gets nothing.
Forum:
General Discussions
29 Feb 2008, 17:01
Replies:
56
Your Worries
Views:
10,195
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Your Worries
I can get a job back here lickety-split.
The trouble is, I'll need an extra $4k a year (IF I rent it) just to cover expenses on a house I don't live in that might continue to depreciate.
Forum:
General Discussions
29 Feb 2008, 14:50
Replies:
21
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Yahwe again.
Views:
4,226
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Yahwe again.
1. Did Yahwe turn your advances down?
2. Don't be h8tin
Forum:
General Discussions
29 Feb 2008, 14:48
Replies:
56
Your Worries
Views:
10,195
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Your Worries
We have a second house in the UK we're in the process of selling. No problems for deposit.
Renting it out will be a shortfall of ~$600 a month for every month (Mortgage + Insurance + Fees +...
Forum:
General Discussions
29 Feb 2008, 14:39
Replies:
56
Your Worries
Views:
10,195
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Your Worries
That unfortunately doesn't solve the problem of being paid at work. The validity of my SSN runs out in six months as well...
Forum:
General Discussions
28 Feb 2008, 23:57
Replies:
56
Your Worries
Views:
10,195
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Your Worries
I'm worried I won't be granted the visa upgrade we've just applied for and will have to move back to the UK in six months.
The moving back isn't such a bad thing, losing $50k on the house we...
Forum:
General Discussions
25 Feb 2008, 02:49
Replies:
27
Who killed diana?
Views:
4,746
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Who killed diana?
Who (apart from Muhammed Al Fayad) gives a flying **** anymore?
Forum:
General Discussions
23 Feb 2008, 19:35
Replies:
13
Hmmm...
Views:
3,573
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Hmmm...
Sorry TK, now our super-secret anti-spambot group that uses GD as a cover has been revealed and our crusade against the spam is all for naught!
CURSES!
Forum:
General Discussions
20 Feb 2008, 14:28
Replies:
13
Hmmm...
Views:
3,573
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Hmmm...
Look at the icon used with this thread, it's almost always used by bots when they generate a new thread.
Forum:
General Discussions
20 Feb 2008, 14:18
Replies:
13
Hmmm...
Views:
3,573
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Hmmm...
Error in line 1: Postcount !=1
Forum:
General Discussions
20 Feb 2008, 14:00
Replies:
13
Hmmm...
Views:
3,573
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Hmmm...
90% of the reports come from the same person(s), so I suspect they've coded something to look for
The de facto note icon
Postcount of 1
Join Date
Then send an email reporting the spam.
...
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Feb 2008, 21:16
Replies:
13
Hmmm...
Views:
3,573
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Hmmm...
HYPOTHESIS
I believe I am the victim of auto-alerts alerting us Mods to the presence of bots on the forum.
PROCEDURE
Open thread using the usual spambot Icon and see if I get an email alert for...
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Feb 2008, 21:21
Replies:
34
Bridget Jones Diary
Views:
4,170
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Bridget Jones Diary
America does have these kinds of places, it's called the Mid-West (Kansas, Nebraska, etc.).
I remember being in a BBQ restaurant out there once, when I was ordering, one of the other waitresses...
Forum:
General Discussions
8 Feb 2008, 02:12
Replies:
36
At last
Views:
11,360
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: At last
I guess that covers your copper-covered cock.
Forum:
General Discussions
7 Feb 2008, 20:42
Replies:
36
At last
Views:
11,360
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: At last
Anyone living on £25 a week is either:
Not eating enough
Not drinking enough
Not washing enough
All of the above.
Forum:
General Discussions
7 Feb 2008, 16:21
Replies:
36
At last
Views:
11,360
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: At last
Your cock has the potential to get signal if you wrapped some copper wire around it.
Maybe if we shoved a cable up your arse we could use you as an antenna until the technology companies catch up...
Forum:
General Discussions
5 Feb 2008, 16:34
Replies:
30
So what the hell happened to that spastic horn?
Views:
5,948
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: So what the hell happened to that spastic horn?
Maybe he gave himself a Level 1 burn and the effect of an almost infinite amount of hurtful comment hitting an almost infinite amount of ignorance generated the now familiar space-time-fabric-rip...
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Feb 2008, 23:33
Replies:
20
Watch out Beadle's no longer about
Views:
3,265
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Watch out Beadle's no longer about
What Nationality are you? Unless you're the lovechild of some kind of hidden Anglo-Aryan sect, seems to me that you're the product of several thousand years of interracial childbirth.
Is this why...
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Feb 2008, 23:15
Replies:
20
Watch out Beadle's no longer about
Views:
3,265
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Watch out Beadle's no longer about
Immoral?
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Feb 2008, 22:53
Replies:
20
Watch out Beadle's no longer about
Views:
3,265
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Watch out Beadle's no longer about
what?
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Feb 2008, 22:10
Replies:
20
Watch out Beadle's no longer about
Views:
3,265
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Watch out Beadle's no longer about
If I call you a chav, will you reel out another rib-tickler about how 2004 chavs were. We could keep it up until we've done all the years until now.
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Feb 2008, 21:25
Replies:
20
Watch out Beadle's no longer about
Views:
3,265
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Watch out Beadle's no longer about
What kind of trousers are you wearing?
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Feb 2008, 21:07
Replies:
20
Watch out Beadle's no longer about
Views:
3,265
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Watch out Beadle's no longer about
If you ever change your attitude and actually consider a career in anything, please discount anything to do with comedy.
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Feb 2008, 19:13
Replies:
20
Watch out Beadle's no longer about
Views:
3,265
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Watch out Beadle's no longer about
Please stop, I'm crying here...
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Feb 2008, 19:05
Replies:
20
Watch out Beadle's no longer about
Views:
3,265
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Watch out Beadle's no longer about
omg if that's a Level 3 I'm gonna be so pwnedpwned!
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Feb 2008, 18:12
Replies:
20
Watch out Beadle's no longer about
Views:
3,265
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Watch out Beadle's no longer about
I'm so pwned.
Forum:
General Discussions
31 Jan 2008, 22:54
Replies:
20
Watch out Beadle's no longer about
Views:
3,265
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Watch out Beadle's no longer about
Does making two bad posts make it into a one good post by sheer statistical averages, or do you do it purely because your attention span/laziness doesn't allow you to edit your posts or think about...
Forum:
General Discussions
22 Jan 2008, 16:10
Replies:
51
For all those outthere wanting to hear something about brazil
Views:
8,146
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: For all those outthere wanting to hear something about brazil
Yo momma so fat, they made a Google Earth section just for her!
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Jan 2008, 19:53
Replies:
76
New PC
Views:
15,320
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: New PC
Ah, no, I meant example webpages you've made yourself.
If you're going to spend $2000 on a PC to make webpages, they'd better be pretty special, so I was looking to see how the new stuff stakcs up...
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Jan 2008, 17:32
Replies:
76
New PC
Views:
15,320
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: New PC
Do you have any example webpages we can look at to see the difference pre- and post-PC?
Forum:
General Discussions
17 Jan 2008, 21:52
Replies:
76
New PC
Views:
15,320
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: New PC
You could spend half as much money on a decent PC without all the 'OMG IT'S SO CUTTING EDGE & LEET I COULD CARVE RAW STEAK ON IT ROFLOMGOLOLEGGSANDCHIPSALOLOLMFG" and keep the rest of the money to...
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General Discussions
13 Jan 2008, 23:05
Replies:
442
A Plane Problem
Views:
58,523
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: A Plane Problem
I'll ban anyone who prolongs this shit-fest.
Probably.
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Jan 2008, 13:19
Replies:
54
Remember moi?
Views:
7,779
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Remember moi?
Stealth editing ftw!
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Jan 2008, 13:14
Replies:
54
Remember moi?
Views:
7,779
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Remember moi?
By quoting KaosTrigX?
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Jan 2008, 13:06
Replies:
54
Remember moi?
Views:
7,779
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Remember moi?
Are you the father?
If you're trying to find yourself, try Googling "loser" and see what pops up.
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Jan 2008, 13:03
Replies:
37
Computer Network Question
Views:
4,738
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Computer Network Question
I'm working with a customer that expects exactly that.
Different technology, same dumb attitude
"You said it would work with these units within a mile of the basestation"
"Yes, but we're in...
Forum:
General Discussions
8 Jan 2008, 20:52
Replies:
11
I reckon its a spam bot
Views:
3,635
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: I reckon its a spam bot
Surely Dace is freechildporn's gimmick account?
Forum:
General Discussions
8 Jan 2008, 20:49
Replies:
37
Computer Network Question
Views:
4,738
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Computer Network Question
My unnaturally lengthy life is made possible by the love and respect I feel flowing from GD's users.
Forum:
General Discussions
8 Jan 2008, 19:24
Replies:
37
Computer Network Question
Views:
4,738
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Computer Network Question
From looking at the Discovery site and how the Mythbusters tried it, I'm not surprised it didn't work.
Satellites work on receiving energy at tiny levels, which is why you don't need a high power...
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7 Jan 2008, 22:16
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37
Computer Network Question
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Re: Computer Network Question
Relative to everyone else you are fast becoming (or already have become) the new Sunday8pm.
Desist.
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7 Jan 2008, 22:14
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37
Computer Network Question
Views:
4,738
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Computer Network Question
I cooked a frozen chicken with a RN frigate's radar once. It took about 5seconds.
So, yes, I guess everything's relative, but on a danger scale of one to a hundred, where sitting on top of a...
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7 Jan 2008, 21:52
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37
Computer Network Question
Views:
4,738
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Computer Network Question
Alessio sounds like the guy who came to work for us straight out of Uni/Masters and was working on a Ph.D
He read a book about Electromagnetic radiation and was concerned with the wide variety of...
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7 Jan 2008, 05:00
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37
Computer Network Question
Views:
4,738
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Dead_Meat
Re: Computer Network Question
Oh for heavens' sake.
Your cellphone puts out anything up to 2W
802.11 routers put out about 1W
You're probably getting more radiation sitting in front of your PC than you will from an 802.11...
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General Discussions
5 Jan 2008, 04:35
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31
Personal Territory
Views:
4,998
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Dead_Meat
Re: Personal Territory
I know I take longer to pull out of my space at parking lots, when somone is waiting, as it usually took me a ****ING HOUR TO FIND THE SPACE AND I AIN'T JUST GIVING IT UP TO SOME JOHNNY COME LIGHTLY...
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General Discussions
5 Dec 2007, 13:49
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49
Emergency Assistance Needed
Views:
41,345
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Dead_Meat
Re: Emergency Assistance Needed
Send your friend this list, it should help him out enormously:
Abn Amro Bank, Manila
LKG Tower 6801 Ayala Avenue 1200 Makati City, Manila Philippines T:(632) 884...
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31 Oct 2007, 18:23
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90
Christmas Meet
Views:
10,980
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Dead_Meat
Re: Christmas Meet
Tell me you don't like that picture or that it doesn't suit you.
Go on.
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General Discussions
31 Oct 2007, 16:28
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90
Christmas Meet
Views:
10,980
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Dead_Meat
Re: Christmas Meet
Glory, glory modding pooower,
Glory, glory modding poooower,
Glory, glory modding pooower,
Please don't change it back...
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19 Oct 2007, 18:42
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9
just dropping by to say...
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2,820
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Dead_Meat
Re: just dropping by to say...
hollywoodheidi sure reads a lot of forums.
Google Results...
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18 Oct 2007, 13:38
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4
interesting new books
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2,335
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Dead_Meat
Re: interesting new books
I heard a rumour that said advertising bots look at the length of time the threads they create last before being deleted as a way of knowing whether or not to post another spam message.
I say we...
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General Discussions
12 Oct 2007, 04:36
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37
Heroes season2
Views:
5,771
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Dead_Meat
Re: Heroes season2
Why don't you do some damn work at work rather than watching shit TV series?
Just a thought.
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General Discussions
9 Oct 2007, 20:16
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26
Events Day - Need your help!
Views:
4,931
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Dead_Meat
Re: Events Day - Need your help!
Technology/Communication
Get a digital camera, take some pictures of themelves/their school/their pee-pees, then use the photos on one of those DIY websites to make a simple webpage.
Get GD to...
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General Discussions
30 Sep 2007, 19:01
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7
Lois Maxwell
Views:
2,318
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Dead_Meat
Re: Lois Maxwell
I heard someone died in Preston today, could we get a thread about them too?
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General Discussions
29 Sep 2007, 17:16
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32
Worst Birhday ever
Views:
4,879
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Dead_Meat
Re: Worst Birhday ever
My family has a villa in Spain.
Should I be concerned?
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General Discussions
27 Sep 2007, 04:09
Replies:
32
Worst Birhday ever
Views:
4,879
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Worst Birhday ever
Should have had less sex with her.
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General Discussions
17 Sep 2007, 19:10
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1
Scottish people officially 'not survivors'
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2,322
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Dead_Meat
Scottish people officially 'not survivors'
I was reading this (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20070917/tts-uk-thailand-plane-648bc60_8.html) article about a Thailand airplane crash and noted this sentence:
I find this funny but, tbh,...
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General Discussions
4 Sep 2007, 23:31
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16
Five Years Time
Views:
3,300
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Dead_Meat
Re: Five Years Time
Remember that your response depends on the job you're going for as well.
If you're applying for a soul-destroying battery farm Phone Tech Support role, saying that..
"In five years time I want...
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General Discussions
25 Aug 2007, 18:59
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31
Women's American ballthing
Views:
3,976
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Dead_Meat
Re: Women's American ballthing
Theam, do you regularly search the forums for mention of the word 'hockey'?
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General Discussions
22 Aug 2007, 04:54
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3
Hay this is unfair man dudes :(
Views:
1,785
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Dead_Meat
Re: Hay this is unfair man dudes :(
Baby I'm yours.....!
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General Discussions
19 Aug 2007, 13:27
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16
School Reports
Views:
3,481
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Dead_Meat
Re: School Reports
Sadly, all the good stuff is in the UK in my 'archive'
I have plenty of stories about school (chalk dusters being thrown, compass needle in the head, skiving out of BCG vaccinations, etc.) but...
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General Discussions
19 Aug 2007, 12:55
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16
School Reports
Views:
3,481
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School Reports
My father sent over a bunch of old memorabilia recently, amongst which was a school report of mine from............1976-77.
Yes, hahahahahaha, they had pens back then andyYes, Mathematics actually...
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General Discussions
17 Aug 2007, 03:47
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97
Stupid police officers and the nonsensical comments they make
Views:
13,207
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Dead_Meat
Re: Stupid police officers and the nonsensical comments they make
Our 2 1/2 yr old cries and screams if she doesn't get her watered down wine with a meal if we're having some.
I'm a proud Dad.
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General Discussions
4 Aug 2007, 04:03
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30
Feelings
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4,894
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Dead_Meat
Re: Feelings
I think this thread should be derailed in order to find out why Tomkat teaches English and yet cannot spell, as he's proven on a number of occasions over the last few days.
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General Discussions
3 Aug 2007, 20:39
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39
In the wake of recent events
Views:
4,028
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Dead_Meat
Re: In the wake of recent events
OMG PWNED!
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General Discussions
3 Aug 2007, 20:15
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39
In the wake of recent events
Views:
4,028
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: In the wake of recent events
LEARN ENGLISH
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General Discussions
3 Aug 2007, 14:54
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34
American politics scares the bejesus out of me.
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9,276
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Dead_Meat
Re: American politics scares the bejesus out of me.
If you want a simpler comparison:
In Britain, 'Cash for Questions' was a scandal.
In America, 'No cash, no Question' is how Congress works.
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3 Aug 2007, 14:12
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34
American politics scares the bejesus out of me.
Views:
9,276
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Dead_Meat
Re: American politics scares the bejesus out of me.
American politics can be summarised thus:
If one party puts forward a bill, the other party will almost always vote against it, no matter what the content, simpy because 'the other side did it'
...
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General Discussions
3 Aug 2007, 14:01
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39
In the wake of recent events
Views:
4,028
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Dead_Meat
Re: In the wake of recent events
Women usually want it both ways but rarely allow men to get it both ways.
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General Discussions
2 Aug 2007, 13:34
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15
European VAT
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3,814
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Dead_Meat
Re: European VAT
From where to where.
Knowing this could be called, by some, fundamental to understanding your problem.
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General Discussions
1 Aug 2007, 19:30
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17
Anyone in favor of renaming pig to....
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2,788
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Dead_Meat
Re: Anyone in favor of renaming pig to....
I just had this image of the SA fanboys wanking over this piece of the film, only for the plebs over at GD to 'discover' it as well, thus reducing the 1337 SA-quotient even further and requiring a...
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1 Aug 2007, 18:56
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17
Anyone in favor of renaming pig to....
Views:
2,788
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Anyone in favor of renaming pig to....
Sorry, were they infringing on SA enjoying this or something?
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General Discussions
31 Jul 2007, 19:33
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86
#forums
Views:
10,878
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Dead_Meat
Re: #forums
I remember when all this was ARPANET and the dramallama was still just a cria.
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General Discussions
31 Jul 2007, 13:50
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40
radical feminists lolz
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4,734
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Dead_Meat
Re: radical feminists lolz
They made it ultra-1337 by making people pay to view the forums, so only those committed enough and clever enough would join.
Also, they introduced the phrase 'post less, lurk more' to cow the...
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General Discussions
31 Jul 2007, 12:44
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11
Help required in finding a news story
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3,014
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Help required in finding a news story
Go go gadget Expedia!
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General Discussions
31 Jul 2007, 12:43
Replies:
86
#forums
Views:
10,878
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Dead_Meat
Re: #forums
Petitioning admins to allow this (http://www.skize.com/myspace-comments/im-sorry/img/Im-Sorry-02.gif) to be added to the smiley database.
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General Discussions
31 Jul 2007, 12:38
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62
Yes, I have read Tietäjä posts
Views:
6,741
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Dead_Meat
Re: Yes, I have read Tietäjä posts
I KNOW HIS NAME
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General Discussions
31 Jul 2007, 00:11
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62
Yes, I have read Tietäjä posts
Views:
6,741
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Dead_Meat
Re: Yes, I have read Tietäjä posts
GB2PD just doesn't have the same ring to it...
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General Discussions
30 Jul 2007, 21:21
Replies:
62
Yes, I have read Tietäjä posts
Views:
6,741
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Dead_Meat
Re: Yes, I have read Tietäjä posts
I still think you're in the 'to be hit' parade.
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General Discussions
30 Jul 2007, 21:19
Replies:
62
Yes, I have read Tietäjä posts
Views:
6,741
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Dead_Meat
Re: Yes, I have read Tietäjä posts
I think he's the type of guy who'll never settle down. Wherever pretty girls are, well you know that he's around. He kisses them and loves them because to him they're all the same. He hugs them and...
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General Discussions
30 Jul 2007, 17:45
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16
Coconuts
Views:
2,757
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Dead_Meat
Re: Coconuts
Without reading the op, and assuming this is to do with a malfunctioning coconut, I shall suggest the following:
Fruiterer (Expensive, quality normally good)
Supermarket (Cheaper, hit and miss on...
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General Discussions
30 Jul 2007, 15:52
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62
Yes, I have read Tietäjä posts
Views:
6,741
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Yes, I have read Tietäjä posts
Rly?
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General Discussions
30 Jul 2007, 15:51
Replies:
62
Yes, I have read Tietäjä posts
Views:
6,741
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Yes, I have read Tietäjä posts
There's this really loud whistling noise coming from my PC. I think it's this whole thread going over my head.
Please either take this to PM or explain to us nobodies whatever the **** it is...
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General Discussions
30 Jul 2007, 15:49
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86
#forums
Views:
10,878
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Dead_Meat
Re: #forums
Some people would suggest that not having a quit message is dire.
I think the point that's being missed here is that we've lost Koen and you obviously haven't planned for this contingency.
It...
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General Discussions
30 Jul 2007, 15:26
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62
Yes, I have read Tietäjä posts
Views:
6,741
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Yes, I have read Tietäjä posts
I could do what I'm supposed to do and move this to PD, as suggested by the latest missive from PATeam that we provide sound posting advice and be a rolemodel to the community.
Luckily, I already...
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General Discussions
30 Jul 2007, 15:03
Replies:
86
#forums
Views:
10,878
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: #forums
What's your quit message?
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General Discussions
28 Jul 2007, 12:46
Replies:
86
#forums
Views:
10,878
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: #forums
I was going to suggest we bring this thread to the dramallama's attention, but I doubt it would be interested in attending.
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General Discussions
23 Jul 2007, 14:30
Replies:
42
So what do you do exactly?
Views:
5,700
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Dead_Meat
Re: So what do you do exactly?
Death and taxes.
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General Discussions
23 Jul 2007, 14:30
Replies:
41
Laptop Problems
Views:
5,996
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Laptop Problems
You've put some thought into this, haven't you?
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General Discussions
23 Jul 2007, 14:23
Replies:
41
Laptop Problems
Views:
5,996
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Laptop Problems
Somehow, I suspect this is related to the appearance of the new Harry Potter book, which brings more children into the streets and shops.
AM I RITE?
Forum:
General Discussions
23 Jul 2007, 14:21
Replies:
42
So what do you do exactly?
Views:
5,700
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: So what do you do exactly?
I saw this thread had been replied to by Dace.
I almost didn't have to read the reply to know it would be along the lines of
'Gigging with your zimmer frame must be hard work'
'Did your...
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General Discussions
23 Jul 2007, 14:18
Replies:
41
Laptop Problems
Views:
5,996
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Laptop Problems
How about we switch you on and off? That might solve your sexlife problems.
Forum:
General Discussions
23 Jul 2007, 13:28
Replies:
41
Laptop Problems
Views:
5,996
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Laptop Problems
Also from what was Simply
http://www.misco.co.uk/applications/SearchTools/item-details.asp?EdpNo=273054&CatId=0
Price:
£289.99 ex VAT
(£340.74 inc VAT)
Intel Celeron-M 430...
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General Discussions
23 Jul 2007, 12:46
Replies:
41
Laptop Problems
Views:
5,996
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Laptop Problems
IN THE ASS!
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General Discussions
23 Jul 2007, 05:07
Replies:
41
Laptop Problems
Views:
5,996
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Laptop Problems
Acer TravelMate 4202WLMi Intel Core Duo T2300E / 15.4 WXGA / 1GB / 80GB / DVD+/-RW / XP Pro / Laptop / Notebook PC...
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General Discussions
23 Jul 2007, 04:59
Replies:
42
So what do you do exactly?
Views:
5,700
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: So what do you do exactly?
Probably the best concert I went to was Roachford at Portsmouth Guildhall with about a dozen mates. We'd all been listening to the album for months, then all of a sudden, 'Cuddly Toy' goes large and...
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General Discussions
20 Jul 2007, 21:10
Replies:
40
Answer a quick questionnaire for me
Views:
5,618
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Answer a quick questionnaire for me
There's plenty of anecdotal evidence that shows that poor people can't afford to eat healthily, which is why they go to McDonalds and other shitty food suppliers, because it's cheap and filling.
...
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General Discussions
20 Jul 2007, 20:51
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21
Moving to London
Views:
3,746
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Dead_Meat
Re: Moving to London
Unfortunate? Higher priority than this (http://www.library.ns.ca/publications/disseminator/index_2004/graph_2004/ssr_janet_pot_rev.jpg)?
HELL NO!
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General Discussions
19 Jul 2007, 15:49
Replies:
40
Answer a quick questionnaire for me
Views:
5,618
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Answer a quick questionnaire for me
This list is missing the GD option of
'Would make me have more sex with an 8 year old'
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General Discussions
19 Jul 2007, 00:20
Replies:
107
"TK in the Park": Logistics
Views:
15,208
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Dead_Meat
Re: "TK in the Park": Logistics
Whoever he is, either he's a master of optical illusions, 4 years old, or a KURA SIZED MIDGET.
Maybe all three.
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General Discussions
18 Jul 2007, 13:43
Replies:
22
Broadband
Views:
5,187
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Broadband
Pipex will soon have WiMAX in Manchester (link (http://www.marketwire.com/2.0/release.do?id=749701&sourceType=3)), which will mean no wires, no cables and roaming capability.
Later in the...
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General Discussions
15 Jul 2007, 16:32
Replies:
26
Hay guys
Views:
4,588
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Hay guys
YUO HAEV TEH AIDS!
Forum:
General Discussions
14 Jul 2007, 14:43
Replies:
3
Hello
Views:
2,597
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Hello
Half the regular GD UK population is meeting up in London for a 'Meet' which is a thinly disguised excuse to drink a lot, then pretend that the gay gang-bang session that follows was alchohol induced...
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General Discussions
13 Jul 2007, 17:56
Replies:
107
"TK in the Park": Logistics
Views:
15,208
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: "TK in the Park": Logistics
We could climb the heights of Idimmu's gut.
BRING OXYGEN
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General Discussions
10 Jul 2007, 20:57
Replies:
12
Modem / Router Issue
Views:
2,868
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Modem / Router Issue
a) You may have to let NTL know of the different Modem, as most cable connections work using the MAC address of the modem.
Since you've changed the MAC, you need to let them know so they can either...
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General Discussions
28 Jun 2007, 22:08
Replies:
51
A moral question
Views:
8,292
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: A moral question
Nod gets his milkshake in the yard for £1
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General Discussions
28 Jun 2007, 16:53
Replies:
51
A moral question
Views:
8,292
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: A moral question
Spending money to put off the inevitable is money wasted.
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General Discussions
28 Jun 2007, 15:51
Replies:
60
My goodness how stupid am i?
Views:
8,595
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: My goodness how stupid am i?
It wouldn't matter, as I'm biggin it up to Chemical Brothers - Burst Generator in a too large stylie to care!
Thicko.
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General Discussions
28 Jun 2007, 15:42
Replies:
60
My goodness how stupid am i?
Views:
8,595
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: My goodness how stupid am i?
It'S NOT WORKING
Forum:
General Discussions
28 Jun 2007, 15:16
Replies:
27
What do you call 10 englishmen on the bottom of the sea?
Views:
4,308
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: What do you call 10 englishmen on the bottom of the sea?
Since half of Central Texas is underwater right now, maybe they should do a repeat test.
It's not like they'd have to search too hard for a couple of fatties to test with.
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General Discussions
14 Jun 2007, 15:05
Replies:
14
Obesity and toilets
Views:
2,820
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Obesity and toilets
Maybe it's a circular thing. The more weight you put on, the less you can shit, the less you can shit, the more you weigh, the more you weigh, the less..ect. etc.
Maybe all these really obese...
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General Discussions
11 Jun 2007, 20:52
Replies:
23
poker
Views:
5,919
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: poker
Do you know how to play poker?
Forum:
General Discussions
8 Jun 2007, 19:03
Replies:
64
And Justice For All
Views:
8,005
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: And Justice For All
Dude, whether she's ripped apart by tidal forces or crushed into an infinitely small space with infinite density, it would still all be good as far as I'm concerned.
Forum:
General Discussions
8 Jun 2007, 18:59
Replies:
20
It's wrong on many levels - I'm sorry
Views:
3,632
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: It's wrong on many levels - I'm sorry
Suddenly, it was like the cloud's had parted, a shining light blinding him with the realisation that the fulfilment of so many dreams, so many fantasies, so many seemingly infinite walls blocking his...
Forum:
General Discussions
8 Jun 2007, 18:35
Replies:
64
And Justice For All
Views:
8,005
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: And Justice For All
I wish she was in (a) singularity
Forum:
Hardware and Tech Support
7 Jun 2007, 17:09
Replies:
4
I have a dream - Media Stuff
Views:
25,564
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: I have a dream - Media Stuff
Thanks, I used to play around with PC-104 boards, which are stackable boards (processor/graphics interface/etc) that add functionality as you need them, they looka bit like those cards you linked to...
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General Discussions
6 Jun 2007, 21:25
Replies:
39
Tears on my keyboard
Views:
4,187
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Tears on my keyboard
LOOK, I WENT SHOPPING, THEY HAD A SPECIAL ON CHILDREN SO I GOT THREE! (http://www.jomasport.be/images/bikes/bakfietsen/intro.gif)
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General Discussions
6 Jun 2007, 21:05
Replies:
39
Tears on my keyboard
Views:
4,187
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Tears on my keyboard
I doubt the reason mpr0733 came back was to have 100 people post 'Wow mpr0733, you're back, that's fantastic!' and not derail the thread into oblivion.
If he did, then I suspect his Internet...
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General Discussions
6 Jun 2007, 20:44
Replies:
39
Tears on my keyboard
Views:
4,187
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Tears on my keyboard
I'd say yes, it's a bit harsh driving your kids around in a 1920's greengrocer's delivery cart, but hey, I'm not Dutch, so what do I know?
Forum:
General Discussions
6 Jun 2007, 20:41
Replies:
39
Tears on my keyboard
Views:
4,187
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Tears on my keyboard
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Forum:
Hardware and Tech Support
6 Jun 2007, 19:04
Replies:
4
I have a dream - Media Stuff
Views:
25,564
Posted By
Dead_Meat
I have a dream - Media Stuff
So we moved into this new house. All very nice.
Wireless router reaches every corner with good signal strength, I could cable the house if I wanted to, but that's not really the issue.
I have...
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General Discussions
6 Jun 2007, 17:19
Replies:
86
Festival Wrist Bands
Views:
18,305
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Festival Wrist Bands
Since when was that a requirement for posting?
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General Discussions
6 Jun 2007, 17:17
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39
Tears on my keyboard
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4,187
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Dead_Meat
Re: Tears on my keyboard
Where did you move to? The Russian steppes?
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General Discussions
6 Jun 2007, 17:16
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17
[rant] the perfect job!
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3,341
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Dead_Meat
Re: [rant] the perfect job!
Way to go with the original advice duder. No-one thought of that yet!
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General Discussions
6 Jun 2007, 17:12
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53
Working/moving abroad
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7,383
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Dead_Meat
Re: Working/moving abroad
The first rule about Sunday8pm is not to talk about Sunday8pm.
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General Discussions
6 Jun 2007, 14:47
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53
Working/moving abroad
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7,383
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Dead_Meat
Re: Working/moving abroad
Try workpermit.com, hope you got :tenbux:
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General Discussions
6 Jun 2007, 14:46
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53
Working/moving abroad
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7,383
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Dead_Meat
Re: Working/moving abroad
I've worked with the same wireless telecoms company for ten years, so it wasn't a big problem to convince the US Embassy that they needed someone (me) in the US that knew all our products, can train...
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General Discussions
6 Jun 2007, 13:47
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53
Working/moving abroad
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7,383
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Dead_Meat
Re: Working/moving abroad
I moved to the States three and a half years ago through work, who got me a work visa, we're now working on a Green Card.
The process for the States takes months, and that's if the company can...
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General Discussions
6 Jun 2007, 01:42
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94
What should my home drinks cabinet contain?
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12,315
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Dead_Meat
Re: What should my home drinks cabinet contain?
Runway at St Maarten starts about 100ft or so from the beach. Planes come in LOW. It's a bit of a tourist thing to sit under the flight path in the early afternoon when most of the big planes come in...
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General Discussions
6 Jun 2007, 01:38
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86
Festival Wrist Bands
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18,305
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Dead_Meat
Re: Festival Wrist Bands
I didn't realise McD's gave them out to their customers.
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General Discussions
5 Jun 2007, 23:37
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94
What should my home drinks cabinet contain?
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12,315
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Dead_Meat
Re: What should my home drinks cabinet contain?
Well, I'm in St. Maarten at the moment (where this pic (http://www.psychoastronomy.org/erik/mt/archives/st%20maarten.jpg) comes from) so Duty Free is first place to go on the way back. I think it may...
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General Discussions
5 Jun 2007, 23:20
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94
What should my home drinks cabinet contain?
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12,315
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Dead_Meat
Re: What should my home drinks cabinet contain?
Belgy, whiskey just doesn't really do much for me. Yeah, sure, sat in front of a roaring fire in the middle of winter with snow outside, fair enough. When I go home for Christmas or some such thing,...
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General Discussions
5 Jun 2007, 23:13
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94
What should my home drinks cabinet contain?
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12,315
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Dead_Meat
Re: What should my home drinks cabinet contain?
It's a fair point, but it doesn't cater for my occasional 'Pink-Floyd-stylie' experimental drinking bouts, when I pull out the cocktail shaker and start throwing various bits of this and that...
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General Discussions
5 Jun 2007, 19:03
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94
What should my home drinks cabinet contain?
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12,315
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Dead_Meat
Re: What should my home drinks cabinet contain?
Small child already enjoys a diluted finger of wine and a beer-dipped finger every once in a while. Every 'child-proof' device we've ever bought has been defeated by our little Ninja within a week of...
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General Discussions
5 Jun 2007, 18:44
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86
Festival Wrist Bands
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18,305
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Festival Wrist Bands
I'm still wearing my wedding ring to remind me of the day I got married. Jesus Christ I'm pathetic.
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General Discussions
26 May 2007, 01:19
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25
Interesting Events to have happened to you recently
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3,756
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Dead_Meat
Re: Interesting Events to have happened to you recently
Faggot
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General Discussions
26 May 2007, 00:56
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160
Madeleine MCcann
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23,503
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Madeleine MCcann
I watched this thread for a while before I made a comment.
If you really think that these people are having a 'good time' and enjoying their 'free holiday' while thier daughter remains missing...
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General Discussions
26 May 2007, 00:37
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25
Interesting Events to have happened to you recently
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3,756
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Interesting Events to have happened to you recently
I think you mean 'rape'
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General Discussions
26 May 2007, 00:29
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94
What should my home drinks cabinet contain?
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12,315
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Dead_Meat
Re: What should my home drinks cabinet contain?
Oh yeah, for heavens' sake don't think I don't have beer. Wife called up and asked which case to buy from 'Assorted Mexican' and 'Assorted Sam Adams Summer Beers'
I asked her why she was asking...
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General Discussions
26 May 2007, 00:27
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94
What should my home drinks cabinet contain?
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12,315
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Dead_Meat
What should my home drinks cabinet contain?
Short summary for the ADHD crowd: Buying house tomorrow, what do I need in the bar?
OK, that got rid of 60% of readers, for the non-attention deficit crew, here's the deal.
We finally move into...
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General Discussions
26 May 2007, 00:10
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25
Interesting Events to have happened to you recently
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3,756
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Dead_Meat
Re: Interesting Events to have happened to you recently
Not really. My post needs to be taken in context! (http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?t=188264)
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General Discussions
25 May 2007, 22:13
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25
Interesting Events to have happened to you recently
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3,756
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Interesting Events to have happened to you recently
Make sure you stick to your guns and refuse to help her with her belongings and possessions when she moves in.
What are you? Her personal slave? She should be old enough to do it on her own....
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General Discussions
25 May 2007, 01:00
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8
Widdle Twip!
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1,868
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Widdle Twip!
Tbh, I'd go for the tour.
For starters, the train apparently runs at about 20mph and isn't direct. It's possible, but you'll spend half the day on a train.
Also, as much as I like wandering...
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General Discussions
24 May 2007, 16:31
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8
Widdle Twip!
Views:
1,868
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Widdle Twip!
Last time I went to Israel and had a weekend, I got the hotel to book me on a tour to Jerusalem.
First stop (Jerusalem University, overlooking Garden of Olives and Wailing Wall) the guide gives us...
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General Discussions
1 May 2007, 22:01
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77
That Feeling.
Views:
9,690
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: That Feeling.
I Googled Fatty Arbuckle and found your mom AND your gf.
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General Discussions
28 Apr 2007, 18:11
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27
[Phones]Scumbags
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4,300
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: [Phones]Scumbags
Legal advice? About something concerning an extra ten pounds, where you haven't lost anything and have only missed out on something you would have got for free?
I suggest calling Yahwe directly...
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General Discussions
27 Apr 2007, 20:40
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52
Segregation rears its ugly head.....again.
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17,144
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Dead_Meat
Re: Segregation rears its ugly head.....again.
The part of his post that's relevant is the
bit, which I have a suspicion just might be incorrect. Now, I may have been slightly OTT in the way that I showed that I had that suspicion, but since...
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General Discussions
27 Apr 2007, 19:08
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52
Segregation rears its ugly head.....again.
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17,144
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Dead_Meat
Re: Segregation rears its ugly head.....again.
Well, I think it relates to the fact that Travler is implicitly wrong about almost everything and that his views are almost certainly biased by his batshit insane born-again Christian nutjob wife...
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General Discussions
27 Apr 2007, 18:00
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52
Segregation rears its ugly head.....again.
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17,144
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Dead_Meat
Re: Segregation rears its ugly head.....again.
One country has a strong stance against the issue due to religious beliefs and the other just don't really care (i.e., they're not even orthodox as I believe non-orthodox Jews are really not so...
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General Discussions
27 Apr 2007, 17:02
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19
If I killed
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3,215
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Dead_Meat
Re: If I killed
You also forgot I'm not Scottish or attracted to fatties.
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General Discussions
27 Apr 2007, 16:34
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19
If I killed
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3,215
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: If I killed
I think you must have me mistaken for someone else, I'm not a paedophile.
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General Discussions
27 Apr 2007, 14:41
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52
Segregation rears its ugly head.....again.
Views:
17,144
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Segregation rears its ugly head.....again.
I'm sorry for using such extreme examples.
In order to redress the balance and pay suitable umbrage to your sensibilities, I Googled 'Iranian Pornography' and 'Israeli Pornography' to see what...
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General Discussions
27 Apr 2007, 14:30
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19
If I killed
Views:
3,215
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: If I killed
Tried getting euthanised for your 'I'm a retarded spastic' condition?
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General Discussions
27 Apr 2007, 13:54
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19
If I killed
Views:
3,215
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: If I killed
ASG: Simply distribute/leave lying around some free dog food (http://www.menufoods.com/recall/product_dog.html) and your problems will soon be solved.
However, there may be a period of extra noise...
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General Discussions
27 Apr 2007, 02:41
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52
Segregation rears its ugly head.....again.
Views:
17,144
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Segregation rears its ugly head.....again.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
A woman in Israel yesterday (http://www.jewlicious.com/wp-content/hottie.jpg)
A woman in Iran yesterday....well, we think it's a woman anyway. Just go with us on this...
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General Discussions
26 Apr 2007, 19:45
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22
Enable Images.
Views:
3,709
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Enable Images.
One down, one to go!
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General Discussions
26 Apr 2007, 19:14
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22
Enable Images.
Views:
3,709
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Enable Images.
Seeing as kittens are notoriously playful, is this so you can claim to have 'more pussy than you can handle' to all your body-builder friends?
*Boom-tish*
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General Discussions
25 Apr 2007, 13:00
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77
That Feeling.
Views:
9,690
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: That Feeling.
What?
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General Discussions
13 Apr 2007, 23:30
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86
GD Axis of Evil
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10,719
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: GD Axis of Evil
Hippy
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General Discussions
13 Apr 2007, 22:40
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86
GD Axis of Evil
Views:
10,719
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: GD Axis of Evil
Hey, this can't be right, I'm on the same side as Koen, and I said I didn't want to be with the faggots.
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General Discussions
13 Apr 2007, 21:21
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86
GD Axis of Evil
Views:
10,719
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: GD Axis of Evil
I just don't want to be a part of the group where being a faggot is a 'good' thing.
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General Discussions
13 Apr 2007, 21:14
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227
bad rep/good rep.. what s the points and why no comments when issued?
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25,554
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Dead_Meat
Re: bad rep/good rep.. what s the points and why no comments when issued?
Last time you checked was obviously not the right time.
I live and work in the US, intend to get a Green Card so I can carry on living and working here, but have no intention whatsoever of...
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General Discussions
13 Apr 2007, 21:12
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227
bad rep/good rep.. what s the points and why no comments when issued?
Views:
25,554
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Dead_Meat
Re: bad rep/good rep.. what s the points and why no comments when issued?
I thank God and the USA for bailing us Brits out and winning WWII so I can have an opinion, that opinion is currently that George Bush is an idiot.
Now, if tomorrow he comes on live TV and is able...
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General Discussions
13 Apr 2007, 20:34
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227
bad rep/good rep.. what s the points and why no comments when issued?
Views:
25,554
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Dead_Meat
Re: bad rep/good rep.. what s the points and why no comments when issued?
Texan, would it help if we had some kind of form for people to fill in, so they can send it to you, then, you could put a footnote to your posts saying 'Not Applicable to all signees to Form PA000156...
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General Discussions
13 Apr 2007, 19:36
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227
bad rep/good rep.. what s the points and why no comments when issued?
Views:
25,554
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: bad rep/good rep.. what s the points and why no comments when issued?
In Soviet Russia
Belief hold you
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General Discussions
12 Apr 2007, 00:26
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227
bad rep/good rep.. what s the points and why no comments when issued?
Views:
25,554
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: bad rep/good rep.. what s the points and why no comments when issued?
Keeping on-topic hasn't done a DAMN THING for this forum and i'll be DAMNED if it's gonna start now.
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General Discussions
11 Apr 2007, 15:59
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29
The Console War
Views:
6,362
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: The Console War
You run faster with a knife. Everyone runs faster with a knife!
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General Discussions
11 Apr 2007, 15:46
Replies:
227
bad rep/good rep.. what s the points and why no comments when issued?
Views:
25,554
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: bad rep/good rep.. what s the points and why no comments when issued?
This isn't Star Wars.
I sincerely doubt that there is some fundamental balance in the universe that says that since GD exists, an alternative MUST be created in order to restore balance in the...
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General Discussions
9 Apr 2007, 20:06
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227
bad rep/good rep.. what s the points and why no comments when issued?
Views:
25,554
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: bad rep/good rep.. what s the points and why no comments when issued?
I took a look. Seems like quite a few people are 'a bit shit really' and some of the reasons for that neg rep are truly pitiful.
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General Discussions
9 Apr 2007, 19:48
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18
Easter
Views:
3,114
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Easter
I took most of Friday off in protest of teh fact that JESUS DIED FOR OUR SINS ON THE CROSS AND YOU UNHOLY ****ERS WANT ME TO COME IN AND WORK ON THIS MOST SACRED OF WEEKENDS?
Honestly, this...
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General Discussions
4 Apr 2007, 16:41
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1
Bag1881=free Wallet!!!
Views:
1,741
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Bag1881=free Wallet!!!
Since u already registered in our website, we will already have given u face aids.
Congrats!
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General Discussions
23 Mar 2007, 18:13
Replies:
52
Who do you miss?
Views:
8,115
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Who do you miss?
Welcome to GD! Have a sig prune!
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General Discussions
23 Mar 2007, 18:03
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10
i h8 ur face
Views:
3,152
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: i h8 ur face
Look I'm retarded (http://www.kleinedingen.nl/pictures/untamed4.jpg)
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General Discussions
18 Mar 2007, 19:26
Replies:
22
You think it's worth the cost?
Views:
2,883
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: You think it's worth the cost?
and the downside is....?
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General Discussions
18 Mar 2007, 15:49
Replies:
22
You think it's worth the cost?
Views:
2,883
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: You think it's worth the cost?
The various parties are estimated to spend over two billion on the next election campaign.
Asteroid or another G.W. Bush? maybe we should nominate DDA as a candidate on the promise he won't spend...
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General Discussions
16 Mar 2007, 14:17
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113
ITT you say things that you know will get you neg repped
Views:
12,219
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: ITT you say things that you know will get you neg repped
Can I ban you again to see if I can neg rep you? I forgot last time.
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Mar 2007, 17:59
Replies:
113
ITT you say things that you know will get you neg repped
Views:
12,219
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: ITT you say things that you know will get you neg repped
I stand accused of a heinous crime. How should I plead?
"Not interested"
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General Discussions
14 Mar 2007, 18:05
Replies:
14
contact with past conquests
Views:
3,269
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: contact with past conquests
HER
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General Discussions
14 Mar 2007, 18:05
Replies:
14
contact with past conquests
Views:
3,269
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: contact with past conquests
WITH
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General Discussions
14 Mar 2007, 18:05
Replies:
14
contact with past conquests
Views:
3,269
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: contact with past conquests
SEX
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General Discussions
14 Mar 2007, 18:05
Replies:
14
contact with past conquests
Views:
3,269
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: contact with past conquests
MORE
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General Discussions
14 Mar 2007, 18:05
Replies:
14
contact with past conquests
Views:
3,269
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: contact with past conquests
HAD
Forum:
General Discussions
14 Mar 2007, 18:04
Replies:
14
contact with past conquests
Views:
3,269
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: contact with past conquests
HAVE
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General Discussions
14 Mar 2007, 18:04
Replies:
14
contact with past conquests
Views:
3,269
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: contact with past conquests
SHOULD
Forum:
General Discussions
14 Mar 2007, 18:00
Replies:
113
ITT you say things that you know will get you neg repped
Views:
12,219
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: ITT you say things that you know will get you neg repped
Can you rep people after they've been banned?
LET'S FIND OUT
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General Discussions
10 Mar 2007, 19:06
Replies:
30
The 24 Hour Day
Views:
4,198
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: The 24 Hour Day
Fixed for those who can appreciate being glad to get two hours sleep and spending the rest of the night rocking, soothing, playing, blah blah blah.
The sad thing about the whole 'get up when they...
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General Discussions
22 Feb 2007, 18:54
Replies:
4
Best scam I've seen in a while..
Views:
2,116
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Best scam I've seen in a while..
I thought this was genius:
So, you feel you've been misled by a credit scoring agency? Think they stole your money?
Well, we think so too, and we've been trying to help you by getting you...
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General Discussions
15 Feb 2007, 17:33
Replies:
18
Would the mods do this?
Views:
2,846
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Would the mods do this?
**** you paddy.
Forum:
General Discussions
13 Feb 2007, 03:20
Replies:
20
When PA is down for 24h...
Views:
3,236
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: When PA is down for 24h...
Rnd 1 was back when Moses was Moses*
Boom Tish #2!!
* Moze's?
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General Discussions
13 Feb 2007, 03:13
Replies:
38
Examples of teamwork
Views:
3,962
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Examples of teamwork
Clearly, what you should have done is to memorise the contents of this thread (http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?t=183895) which will give you all the necessary information required to...
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General Discussions
9 Feb 2007, 21:33
Replies:
20
When PA is down for 24h...
Views:
3,236
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: When PA is down for 24h...
Down for 24hr? Is that all? Sounds like a tick from Rnd 1.
Pffffffffffffft...n00bs.
Forum:
General Discussions
9 Feb 2007, 21:30
Replies:
13
Bad news for the Yanks. I feel sorry for you.
Views:
3,238
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Bad news for the Yanks. I feel sorry for you.
I'll be flying through St.Paul at the end of the month.
Book yourself a flight on the Friday 2nd March evening, meet me inside security and I'll buy you a beer. Promise.
It may cost you $100,...
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General Discussions
9 Feb 2007, 21:22
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22
While You Were Away
Views:
3,251
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: While You Were Away
She was supposed to get a portion, not all of the guy's money and (afaik) she never went after all of it. She was due to get around $80million of the total estate of $1.2billion, but the estate have...
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General Discussions
31 Jan 2007, 01:39
Replies:
298
Wife problems
Views:
34,971
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Wife problems
In the same way as believing his new girlfriend's claims that 'I'm only a size 12', Dace is wrong with his spelling.
If you're talking about it, it's hypocrisy. If you're the one doing it, you're...
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General Discussions
30 Jan 2007, 22:08
Replies:
298
Wife problems
Views:
34,971
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Wife problems
Don't worry GD, I'll prune the last page of the duller parts so when this gets Clownshoed it'll still look like we, like, y'know, totally pwned this grrl into next week.
KICKIN RAD!
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General Discussions
30 Jan 2007, 19:47
Replies:
298
Wife problems
Views:
34,971
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Wife problems
I have my own life, but it isn't quite as full of weird shit as yours is.
I look to your blog for guidance so that in the unlikely event of me swallowing a fistful of 'batshit insanity pills'...
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General Discussions
30 Jan 2007, 18:03
Replies:
298
Wife problems
Views:
34,971
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Wife problems
This any good? From Jan 1st.
Apparently she's got a short memory (http://f3.yahoofs.com/blog/43664e95z6a0ad95d/37/__sr_/5c3c.jpg?mgIu4vFB9PsvOMoP)
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General Discussions
30 Jan 2007, 15:19
Replies:
91
cover versions
Views:
8,393
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: cover versions
I'll close your account if you don't shut it.
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General Discussions
30 Jan 2007, 15:10
Replies:
298
Wife problems
Views:
34,971
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Wife problems
No shit sherlock.
Forum:
General Discussions
29 Jan 2007, 17:58
Replies:
298
Wife problems
Views:
34,971
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Wife problems
That's some clever shit right there TK. I love the way you manipulate the very soul, the very heart of Pilgrim's post and change it around 100% to ANOTHER LEVEL.
Genius I say, GENIUS!
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General Discussions
28 Jan 2007, 13:45
Replies:
298
Wife problems
Views:
34,971
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Wife problems
There must have been a
'What the ****? She's a fatty, God help me!'
moment on their wedding night that caused this conversion.
Forum:
General Discussions
27 Jan 2007, 15:22
Replies:
298
Wife problems
Views:
34,971
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Wife problems
It sounds to me like she's a fatty, and as we all know
Nobody (http://pirate.planetarion.com/showpost.php?p=2992191&postcount=65)
but...
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General Discussions
21 Jan 2007, 14:25
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161
OK GD people, which book are you reading now?
Views:
21,694
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: OK GD people, which book are you reading now?
Just starting to re-read E.E. 'Doc' Smith's Lensman series.
Trashy good sci-fi with a decent plotline. Perfect for planes!
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Jan 2007, 18:23
Replies:
14
Yo! Geeks!
Views:
2,471
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Yo! Geeks!
Excel/VB Macros and Windows Macros are two fairly different things.
In Windows 3.1, it was pretty easy to record actions, such as window closing, opening, clicking, text entry, etc. but that kind...
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Jan 2007, 23:49
Replies:
10
Who's got a good eye for pictures?
Views:
2,105
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Who's got a good eye for pictures?
I think I've made some improvements and additions. Let me know.
Hurrah! (http://img148.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tarantulanj7.jpg)
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Jan 2007, 23:01
Replies:
54
Jade Goody: Enemy of civilisation
Views:
5,978
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Jade Goody: Enemy of civilisation
See, that's where all these complaints are missing the point. Skill in language? These people have more skill in picking their nose.
Forum:
General Discussions
17 Jan 2007, 01:59
Replies:
76
Vice-o-meter!
Views:
5,657
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Vice-o-meter!
Calculate it for December and tell us how angelic you are then. Mu guess is you were as vice-ridden as a $10 ho with a pink fedora wearing, fur-lined car driving, pimp-o-matic wide-lapelled bitchin...
Forum:
General Discussions
16 Jan 2007, 20:22
Replies:
31
Avatars!
Views:
3,468
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Avatars!
..or you grew up...
Forum:
General Discussions
16 Jan 2007, 01:59
Replies:
63
Unbelievable
Views:
4,886
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Unbelievable
Tomkat in "I'm a bald chav dole-grabbing thief" sort-of-non-shocker
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Jan 2007, 03:50
Replies:
32
Internet talk in real life
Views:
4,661
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Internet talk in real life
In the face...?
Forum:
General Discussions
13 Jan 2007, 20:53
Replies:
24
Rape: should liers lose the right to anonymity?
Views:
4,230
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Rape: should liers lose the right to anonymity?
You should tell us her name, we can do the smearing!
Forum:
General Discussions
13 Jan 2007, 18:39
Replies:
31
Avatars!
Views:
3,468
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Avatars!
Updated cuteness.
Forum:
General Discussions
11 Jan 2007, 21:29
Replies:
56
People thinking American's are stupid.
Views:
5,396
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: People thinking American's are stupid.
Maybe you should advise them on using some real facts. Maybe we can shift this off-topic discussion to what are real facts before MrL gets here and discounts all facts as being mere suggestions of...
Forum:
General Discussions
11 Jan 2007, 20:20
Replies:
56
People thinking American's are stupid.
Views:
5,396
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: People thinking American's are stupid.
I'm not convinced that's a common discussion topic amongst drunken Irishmen down the pub.
Or do you live in some sort of Irish scientists alchoholic utopia where every important discovery made is...
Forum:
General Discussions
10 Jan 2007, 19:01
Replies:
8
Sometimes I wonder
Views:
1,674
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Sometimes I wonder
You need to contact Snurx and his band of smelly vagabond anarchists to spray threatening graffiti on a few trains.
That should sort the situation out quick sharp!
Forum:
General Discussions
8 Jan 2007, 17:47
Replies:
16
oh scotland
Views:
2,512
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: oh scotland
At the very least, I'd be sure to wag my finger near their faces and say 'No' in a firm and clear manner.
Forum:
General Discussions
8 Jan 2007, 17:39
Replies:
35
VGA Planets - new game, looking for players
Views:
5,743
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: VGA Planets - new game, looking for players
If you want to compare this with setting up a few games of Risk, it would be worth noting that at the time, Risk was a fairly popular way of wasting time when yapping on #forums, rather than asking...
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Jan 2007, 15:23
Replies:
32
The New Year thread (part two)
Views:
2,974
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: The New Year thread (part two)
I thought he'd only given up two things, not three...?
Forum:
General Discussions
31 Dec 2006, 16:48
Replies:
34
Saddam, Hitler, Stalin, Hirohito... all were needed.
Views:
3,424
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Saddam, Hitler, Stalin, Hirohito... all were needed.
If all the fatties in America died, the world would flip on its' axis and the North Pole would become the South Pole.
I read it in National Geographic, so it must be true!
Forum:
General Discussions
29 Dec 2006, 15:39
Replies:
78
Secret Santa!
Views:
8,355
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Secret Santa!
Someone very kindly sent me some monkey balls. (http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/cubegoodies/8c94/)
Sadly, they arrived while I was away and the wife threw away the paperwork. So this really is a...
Forum:
General Discussions
23 Dec 2006, 17:56
Replies:
15
I acually got a phone call from my Dad.
Views:
2,440
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: I acually got a phone call from my Dad.
My wife greeted me this morning with a kiss and said 'Good Morning"
Imagine that!
Forum:
General Discussions
22 Dec 2006, 18:34
Replies:
7
So Anyway...
Views:
2,318
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: So Anyway...
What about those undecided about their sexual orientation?
Oh, and faggots.
Forum:
General Discussions
22 Dec 2006, 18:02
Replies:
442
A Plane Problem
Views:
58,523
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: A Plane Problem
You say you tutor people? What language do you use?
Forum:
General Discussions
22 Dec 2006, 17:57
Replies:
8
Yo S|K Ax Murder Case
Views:
2,184
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Yo S|K Ax Murder Case
Just from reading some of the 'News' articles, this one (http://recordnet.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061221/A_NEWS/61220015) caught my eye.
Forum:
General Discussions
22 Dec 2006, 16:46
Replies:
76
Finish this sentence: "I will probably have to punch someone if..."
Views:
7,576
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Finish this sentence: "I will probably have to punch someone if..."
Vodka cured me of SARS once.
True story.
Forum:
General Discussions
22 Dec 2006, 16:01
Replies:
43
Survivor of GD : In what way has being here affected you?
Views:
5,250
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Survivor of GD : In what way has being here affected you?
I thought you knew how to suck cock before you came to GD, I guess Nod and Dark Mage must have told you how to take the whole length.
Tee hee
Forum:
General Discussions
22 Dec 2006, 15:57
Replies:
76
Finish this sentence: "I will probably have to punch someone if..."
Views:
7,576
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Finish this sentence: "I will probably have to punch someone if..."
Well congratulations for wearing anti-perspirant and aftershave and not stinking like an Frenchman's jockstrap.
You've really scored one there for the entire human race. Seriously, you should go...
Forum:
General Discussions
22 Dec 2006, 15:41
Replies:
9
London baby!
Views:
2,002
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: London baby!
Tomkat either needs to find a new joke book, or make sure his cancer doesn't get worse and he loses his job.
Forum:
General Discussions
16 Dec 2006, 01:19
Replies:
54
ITT: You help me with the culture shock [London]
Views:
7,845
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: ITT: You help me with the culture shock [London]
This will be a law for the people, enforced by the people.
Policemen can carry the perps off to the cells while the general populace celebrate by dancing around the burning backpacks of the guilty...
Forum:
General Discussions
16 Dec 2006, 01:15
Replies:
30
English foodstuffs
Views:
4,317
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: English foodstuffs
Pies. You sincerely cannot beat a good pie.
I'm not talking about the pre-cooked microwave shit you get in pubs, with a bit of pastry thrown on teh top to make it look 'rustic'
I'm talking...
Forum:
General Discussions
16 Dec 2006, 01:02
Replies:
54
ITT: You help me with the culture shock [London]
Views:
7,845
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: ITT: You help me with the culture shock [London]
I still believe there should be laws governing behaviour on pavements, in the same way as there are on roads.
Walking across the natural flow of walkers: $50 fine and a caution.
Stopping in the...
Forum:
General Discussions
11 Dec 2006, 12:00
Replies:
21
Going to the USA next year
Views:
4,102
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Going to the USA next year
Just make sure whatever you're driving across in is big enough.
Driving around in anything smaller than a mid-size SUV will be unbelievably uncomfortable, especially with all teh crap you'll take...
Forum:
General Discussions
8 Dec 2006, 14:40
Replies:
15
FAO London People
Views:
3,037
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: FAO London People
There's nothing awesome about awesome when it's pronounced
"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhsum'
and used to describe a cup of coffee...
Forum:
General Discussions
8 Dec 2006, 12:56
Replies:
15
FAO London People
Views:
3,037
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: FAO London People
Is Hicks American?
Is he actually a girl?
Is he some kind of spastic?
If not, why is he using the word 'awesome'?
Forum:
General Discussions
4 Dec 2006, 18:33
Replies:
21
gadgets for me for xmas
Views:
3,689
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: gadgets for me for xmas
Am I some kind of sicko, or does reading a review that says..
...suggest that this girl, and her friends, are maybe having a little too much fun with a vibrating stick gripped firmly between their...
Forum:
General Discussions
4 Dec 2006, 17:23
Replies:
21
gadgets for me for xmas
Views:
3,689
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: gadgets for me for xmas
Get her one of these (http://www.thisplaceisazoo.com/products/plushcats.html#GHC267)
Forum:
General Discussions
4 Dec 2006, 14:48
Replies:
21
gadgets for me for xmas
Views:
3,689
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: gadgets for me for xmas
If you'd signed up for Secret Santa, you might have got the socks, but oooooooooooooooooh no, you're too GOOD for Secret Santa, aren't you?
I HOPE THE LESSON HAS BEEN LEARNT.
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Dec 2006, 16:35
Replies:
10
Females
Views:
2,894
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Females
There are so many ways to use this post my mind is, literally, boggling with the potential.
We could go along the 'I see you've stopped actually writing sentences and just placed a summary of your...
Forum:
General Discussions
2 Dec 2006, 22:56
Replies:
25
Advent has arrived
Views:
5,223
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Advent has arrived
Like this? (http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/2370/hornqj0.jpg)
Forum:
General Discussions
2 Dec 2006, 18:15
Replies:
72
I've never been a tryer
Views:
7,719
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: I've never been a tryer
a) I already resigned, but I'm just too valuable and since I'm listed as 'essential personnel' on the Jolt PA stock market list, JJ wouldn't let me go.
b) MM's a mod?
c) I may not post, but who...
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Dec 2006, 21:32
Replies:
72
I've never been a tryer
Views:
7,719
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: I've never been a tryer
Before you know it, there'll be a college somewhere in the States offering a degree course in 'Internet Discussion Boards: The Rise and Fall of PAGD'
Then we can have a room full of students...
Forum:
General Discussions
30 Nov 2006, 20:10
Replies:
33
IE 7 (hey leshy)
Views:
3,312
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: IE 7 (hey leshy)
I wouldn't mind if every time I started using the damn thing my CPU load didn't go up to 100% for several minutes, then go back there after a page refresh.
Nod: The default Search is Google. You...
Forum:
General Discussions
29 Nov 2006, 20:29
Replies:
29
The housing market
Views:
3,560
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: The housing market
We just sold our two-bed flat near Heathrow for a profit of 61% after owning it for 6 and a half years.
That only works out to 8% a year.
I'VE BEEN RIPPED OFF!
Forum:
General Discussions
29 Nov 2006, 20:25
Replies:
68
A Tale of Confusion!
Views:
7,160
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: A Tale of Confusion!
It's taken four months for you to decide whether or not you should go out for a coffee with this girl?
At this rate, you're likely to see some flesh around August, 2014
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Nov 2006, 15:46
Replies:
54
Travel to the US
Views:
7,526
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Travel to the US
Next time I go through, I'm wearing a Groucho Marx false nose/glasses set, a dress* and a wig.
We'll see how good these so-called security checks really are then...
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Nov 2006, 02:15
Replies:
54
Travel to the US
Views:
7,526
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Travel to the US
Exactly what part of your 'freedom' gets changed because someone has your fingerprint and a crappy picture of you on file?
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Nov 2006, 01:50
Replies:
54
Travel to the US
Views:
7,526
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Travel to the US
Retinal scan? Do me a favour.
It's a basic Logitech-clone webcam that takes your picture so it can be compared with any others that have been taken on an entry into the US,
'What's this? Last...
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Nov 2006, 03:19
Replies:
69
Hi..!! I've registered because of problem..
Views:
7,304
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Hi..!! I've registered because of problem..
I like the consistency this one shows with this account (http://www.usatrace.com/Forum/search.php?searchid=66193) where he/she/it says he/she/it's from Canada, USA and Poland, all in the space of 24...
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Nov 2006, 02:42
Replies:
89
Jesus rejected for Christmas
Views:
8,067
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Jesus rejected for Christmas
Someone needs to send this ****er a Koran-spouting Mohammed doll.
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Nov 2006, 01:48
Replies:
89
Jesus rejected for Christmas
Views:
8,067
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Jesus rejected for Christmas
I continually fail to understand why people respond to Travler's posts, since he invariably fails to follow-up on any points made, and even when he does decide to reply, it's to further whatever...
Forum:
General Discussions
15 Nov 2006, 01:42
Replies:
68
GD Christmas Meet!
Views:
8,551
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: GD Christmas Meet!
hahahahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH
Forum:
General Discussions
13 Nov 2006, 20:27
Replies:
68
GD Christmas Meet!
Views:
8,551
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: GD Christmas Meet!
In my day meets didn't worry about trivialities such as food.
Forum:
General Discussions
4 Nov 2006, 15:35
Replies:
18
Awesome dream!
Views:
3,063
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Awesome dream!
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that this dream may suggest you're scared of learning.
JUST CALL ME FREUD HOMIES!!
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Nov 2006, 22:20
Replies:
78
Secret Santa!
Views:
8,355
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Secret Santa!
Not in Florida we don't.
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Nov 2006, 22:20
Replies:
6
Podcasts
Views:
4,957
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Podcasts
Off Topic:
Who's the manufacturer of the Wireless Router?
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Nov 2006, 21:50
Replies:
78
Secret Santa!
Views:
8,355
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Secret Santa!
Sending gift = Approx $20/person
11 people
TOTAL cost = $220
Flight to Greenland (Miami to Reykjavik to Kulusuk Island) ~ $1895
I think that's why....
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Nov 2006, 20:37
Replies:
18
Awesome dream!
Views:
3,063
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Awesome dream!
Is this the main reason for your avatar?
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Nov 2006, 20:17
Replies:
18
Awesome dream!
Views:
3,063
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Awesome dream!
I've read this three times and I'm not sure at which point the dream ends and real life begins.
Actually, I just read it again and now I can't work out where the damn dream even begins...
I...
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Nov 2006, 18:40
Replies:
282
Account on Planetarion Forums locked out
Views:
24,582
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Account on Planetarion Forums locked out
BLAM! (http://www.halhigdon.com/Articles/blam.jpg)
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Nov 2006, 16:05
Replies:
282
Account on Planetarion Forums locked out
Views:
24,582
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Account on Planetarion Forums locked out
Depends if we all want to laugh at Karm for a while before forgetting the whole thing ever happened (as I already had).
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Nov 2006, 22:55
Replies:
78
Secret Santa!
Views:
8,355
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Secret Santa!
I officially approve of this thread.
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Nov 2006, 21:06
Replies:
18
Married to a Terrorist
Views:
2,617
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Married to a Terrorist
IT'S A CONSPIRACY
Forum:
Planetarion Discussions
1 Nov 2006, 04:57
Replies:
8
Total newbie
Views:
3,056
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Total newbie
PMing me with hot cybor will not only get you pos rep, it'll also get you lots of other PM's by the rest of the moderating team.
This may not make you better at PA, but it'll give you more...
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Nov 2006, 04:27
Replies:
18
Married to a Terrorist
Views:
2,617
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Married to a Terrorist
Trust me, on a bad morning after a night of beer and chicken hot wings, checking up my ass for an explosion is possibly the easiest way to get a facelift this side of Beverley Hills.
Forum:
General Discussions
31 Oct 2006, 17:06
Replies:
14
[Dreams] Using PA as a research tool
Views:
3,316
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: [Dreams] Using PA as a research tool
When I worked for the government, reading military magazines was part of the job to stay 'current', most of the above is what I remember from fifteen years ago.
Clancy may be over-dramatic, but he...
Forum:
General Discussions
27 Oct 2006, 20:24
Replies:
14
[Dreams] Using PA as a research tool
Views:
3,316
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: [Dreams] Using PA as a research tool
Sounds like a shaped charge to me.
If you detonate a big load of dynamite, the force goes all over the shop and damage is mainly caused by overpressure and shrapnel, which is good for killing...
Forum:
General Discussions
21 Oct 2006, 14:11
Replies:
15
Just a beautiful poem
Views:
3,411
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Just a beautiful poem
There was an old lady
Who lived in a shoe
She had so many children
She didn't know what to do
That's catholics for you, silly bint.
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Oct 2006, 17:56
Replies:
14
Last time it was bouncing balls...
Views:
2,974
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Last time it was bouncing balls...
SHUT IT COMMIE
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Oct 2006, 13:38
Replies:
14
Last time it was bouncing balls...
Views:
2,974
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Last time it was bouncing balls...
Sounds like pseudo-eroticism with a clown fetish if you ask me.
Plus it doesn't make any ****ing sense.
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Oct 2006, 13:31
Replies:
7
ur fukkin ded
Views:
2,409
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: ur fukkin ded
But we're not using Usenet, we're using VBB.
We're BETTER
Forum:
General Discussions
19 Oct 2006, 13:22
Replies:
14
Last time it was bouncing balls...
Views:
2,974
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Last time it was bouncing balls...
Surely the random, almost Dali-esque nature of the paint being thrown to all four corners of this depressed, lower-class housing project, bringing a vibrant multitude of colours and expression into...
Forum:
General Discussions
18 Oct 2006, 21:38
Replies:
12
finish a sentence for me :)
Views:
2,733
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: finish a sentence for me :)
..must have a tiny, but extremely dextrous penis...
Forum:
General Discussions
16 Oct 2006, 02:53
Replies:
15
Windows XP Updates
Views:
2,842
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Windows XP Updates
...
...
...
I dont see him mentioning that he or his friend use their installation of WinXP to access the internet so i think some of your comments are a bit "harsh". If you use WinXP to browse...
Forum:
General Discussions
13 Oct 2006, 16:04
Replies:
54
In your youthful, wisdom what is the besy way to advertise a website?
Views:
10,377
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: In your youthful, wisdom what is the besy way to advertise a website?
This kind of word of mouth?
Forum:
General Discussions
12 Oct 2006, 20:10
Replies:
22
Help with a climate presentation please?
Views:
3,422
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Help with a climate presentation please?
Or end on a negative note that there's really not much anyone can do, as the wheels are in motion and we're all basically ****ed.
Forum:
General Discussions
11 Oct 2006, 18:14
Replies:
18
Stuff in the fridge.
Views:
3,091
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Stuff in the fridge.
Go outside, find a woman, invite her to your place for dinner.
Show her the food.
Show her the kitchen
Show her the freshly dug hole under the patio.
Show her the food and the kitchen again....
Forum:
General Discussions
9 Oct 2006, 13:30
Replies:
63
NK performs successful nuclear weapon test; World: "uh oh"
Views:
8,052
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: NK performs successful nuclear weapon test; World: "uh oh"
Kind of handy that Ban Ki-Moon from South Korea will almost certainly be the next UN Secretary General after Kofi Annan steps down.
NICE TIMING!
Forum:
General Discussions
5 Oct 2006, 19:20
Replies:
52
A Gym / Muscle Question
Views:
7,114
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: A Gym / Muscle Question
Wank more, workout less.
Forum:
General Discussions
4 Oct 2006, 03:30
Replies:
53
Old GD Poster
Views:
6,781
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Old GD Poster
Hey, I just typed the damn thing, I didn't actually USE IT so it doesn't count.
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Oct 2006, 18:31
Replies:
53
Old GD Poster
Views:
6,781
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Old GD Poster
No, Rids never posts on GD and hasn't for months, especially not in this thread, that's for sure.
:rolleyes:
Forum:
General Discussions
3 Oct 2006, 18:24
Replies:
13
No Sex Please, We're Oxford
Views:
3,181
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: No Sex Please, We're Oxford
Nod, It's a good thing you weren't interviewed for the poll, as your 10 year tenure in various British universities would, no doubt, have skewed the statistics closer to 'universities are a bad place...
Forum:
General Discussions
1 Oct 2006, 14:37
Replies:
22
Revocation of Independence
Views:
5,280
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Revocation of Independence
This was the first email joke circulated between the US and the UK MoD after the latter was connected to DARPA.
True story.
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General Discussions
27 Sep 2006, 22:39
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8
5us
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2,581
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Dead_Meat
Re: 5us
I dearly hope it gets loaded with even a fraction of the vast number of reality game shows where people degrade themselves to deeper and deeper depths in order to win some paltry amount of cash and...
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General Discussions
27 Sep 2006, 22:35
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17
GD/#forums meet, my house, 28/29 october
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3,975
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: GD/#forums meet, my house, 28/29 october
This in itself is reason enough not to invite idi.
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General Discussions
27 Sep 2006, 15:07
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80
How women dont endear themselves to us men
Views:
10,852
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: How women dont endear themselves to us men
Or just not post at all
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General Discussions
27 Sep 2006, 13:43
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80
How women dont endear themselves to us men
Views:
10,852
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: How women dont endear themselves to us men
I'm saddened it took you 6 years to get over your decision to the point you felt you could open your heart and let us know of the anguish and turmoil caused by breaking up with a girlfriend when you...
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General Discussions
27 Sep 2006, 03:55
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26
Housing Law, Anyone?
Views:
3,199
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Housing Law, Anyone?
Why doesn't ASG get off his fat arse and find out how much the others got charged, rather than expect to lose it all.
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General Discussions
26 Sep 2006, 21:26
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32
Free IQ test \o/
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4,574
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Free IQ test \o/
My mum says I'm special and that's all the IQ I need.
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General Discussions
26 Sep 2006, 21:20
Replies:
80
How women dont endear themselves to us men
Views:
10,852
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: How women dont endear themselves to us men
Something wrong with ears and noses?
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General Discussions
26 Sep 2006, 18:25
Replies:
80
How women dont endear themselves to us men
Views:
10,852
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: How women dont endear themselves to us men
How does Saphi combine PA and golf at teh same time?
I think someone needs to have a chat with his Alliance HC and ask if he's really as committed to them as he says he is. I think a decision has...
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General Discussions
25 Sep 2006, 18:58
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26
Housing Law, Anyone?
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3,199
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Housing Law, Anyone?
True. If the agreement is on the back of a beer mat, problems will undoubtedly ensue. If the landlord hasn't stated what he wants and the tenant hasn't stated what he is willing to do, then there is...
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General Discussions
25 Sep 2006, 18:31
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26
Housing Law, Anyone?
Views:
3,199
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Housing Law, Anyone?
I'm a landlord and while I can expect to have some reasonable wear and tear while tenants are in a property, I also expect teh place to be cleaned to a standard near to where it was prior to the...
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General Discussions
25 Sep 2006, 17:24
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39
How it ended with emo girl
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6,157
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: How it ended with emo girl
This post takes on added meaning since Tomkat's story about his escapade with 'Ashley'
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General Discussions
25 Sep 2006, 01:24
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40
[welsh question]
Views:
3,900
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: [welsh question]
If the majority of people on Wales are called Jones, I can only hoper that Zeta Jones is an anomaly, because if they're all like her, Cardiff muist be the biggest brothel in the world.
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General Discussions
25 Sep 2006, 01:20
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50
The Girl on the Train
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12,668
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: The Girl on the Train
The eloquence of PA Team never fails to amaze and intrigue me.
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General Discussions
25 Sep 2006, 01:19
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50
The Girl on the Train
Views:
12,668
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: The Girl on the Train
I sincerely doubt you were ever going to lose your gay-cherry when that's your idea of 'suave' and 'sophisticated'
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General Discussions
22 Sep 2006, 19:13
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3
Hurray
Views:
1,440
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Hurray
IS THIS NOW A SECRET INTERNET PLACE?
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General Discussions
22 Sep 2006, 16:56
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26
yet another headphone thread
Views:
5,378
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: yet another headphone thread
I found E2c's on Ebay (UK) for about 30 quid.
Agree with the blocking out sound though, I thank my wife every time I use my E2c's on planes for being able to hear music/films without turning the...
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General Discussions
22 Sep 2006, 14:26
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26
yet another headphone thread
Views:
5,378
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: yet another headphone thread
if you'd spent £30, you could've got a pair of Shure e2c's and would've been much, MUCH happier.
Trust me.
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General Discussions
22 Sep 2006, 14:03
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45
banner design help
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3,520
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: banner design help
If that's the case, I can only hope you have the Skoda with the hatchback, rather than the saloon, for extra cargo capacity.
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General Discussions
22 Sep 2006, 13:43
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45
banner design help
Views:
3,520
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: banner design help
Sadly, not having any car at all does, as Ste has already stated, mean you are discounted from the penis stakes. There is no inverse proportionality with the car/penis theory.
It's not quite as...
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General Discussions
22 Sep 2006, 11:52
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45
banner design help
Views:
3,520
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: banner design help
ROCKING!
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General Discussions
22 Sep 2006, 01:12
Replies:
45
banner design help
Views:
3,520
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: banner design help
There's a well-known mathematical relationship between penis size and the size of your 'machine'.
Basically, if you're driving around in a 10 year old Nissan Sentra, you're probably transporting...
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General Discussions
22 Sep 2006, 00:27
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45
banner design help
Views:
3,520
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: banner design help
You really must have a most extraordinarily tiny penis.
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General Discussions
22 Sep 2006, 00:25
Replies:
30
Chinese Translation required...
Views:
2,895
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Chinese Translation required...
no he isnt ur rong lol ur thick
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General Discussions
21 Sep 2006, 23:59
Replies:
45
banner design help
Views:
3,520
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: banner design help
Wow, this is crap (http://img154.imageshack.us/my.php?image=musclecarjm5.jpg)
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General Discussions
21 Sep 2006, 20:58
Replies:
45
banner design help
Views:
3,520
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: banner design help
Couldn't you at least give us some general info, so people can produce some truly poor designs we can then all laugh at?
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General Discussions
21 Sep 2006, 16:24
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39
How it ended with emo girl
Views:
6,157
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: How it ended with emo girl
Quoted for the win, great justice and Allah.
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General Discussions
21 Sep 2006, 15:49
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30
Chinese Translation required...
Views:
2,895
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Chinese Translation required...
I have found an independent source here in FL that will verify the correct version. Apparently it is written in an ancient Chinese script, but that it is a poem of sorts.
Tbh, I didn't see that...
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General Discussions
21 Sep 2006, 15:04
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30
Chinese Translation required...
Views:
2,895
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Chinese Translation required...
That's pretty bloody apt, considering I was there for two months while my wife sat in the UK.
Good work fella, ta very much.
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General Discussions
20 Sep 2006, 19:12
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99
Mta
Views:
9,318
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Mta
Just don't ask him about his height and it'll all be OK, OK?
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General Discussions
20 Sep 2006, 19:06
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30
Chinese Translation required...
Views:
2,895
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Chinese Translation required...
Listen baldy* if I knew any Chinese people, I'd ask them, but since most of GD are always saying how bloody cosmopolitan they are, I thought that maybe one just one person might know someone who knew...
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General Discussions
20 Sep 2006, 18:42
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99
Mta
Views:
9,318
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Mta
It feels like a discussion because it's the first time you've talked to him. Wait until you go through the same process a few times and then see how 'enjoyable' your discussion is then...
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General Discussions
20 Sep 2006, 18:36
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99
Mta
Views:
9,318
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Mta
You don't have a discussion per se with MrL, you have a series of replies with him where your belief in what you were saying gradually decreases until he either dismisses everything you say as...
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General Discussions
20 Sep 2006, 15:59
Replies:
30
Chinese Translation required...
Views:
2,895
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Chinese Translation required...
If I see any more pedantry in this thread, I'll ban the ****ing lot of you.
Forum:
General Discussions
20 Sep 2006, 15:13
Replies:
99
Mta
Views:
9,318
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Mta
This sin't some 'Johnny come lightly' modding team. Jolt provide us with offices, desks, phones, everything we need (inclduing paper clips) in order to keep their paying customers happy with the...
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General Discussions
20 Sep 2006, 13:59
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99
Mta
Views:
9,318
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Mta
Opera is a way of singing, n00b (www.opera.com)
I don't know about Jolt's support, but my Richard Scary's First Book of Moderating GD says you have 24 hours to find out before I ban you for...
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General Discussions
20 Sep 2006, 13:51
Replies:
99
Mta
Views:
9,318
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Mta
As one of the GD mods, I'd like to confirm Ste's comments and to request you stop being nasty to Leshy, as he's a delicate little chap who tends to cry if you say anything nasty to him, especially if...
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General Discussions
20 Sep 2006, 13:45
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3
I'm a bit slow and don't understand forum options. AKA: Did i miss something?
Views:
1,490
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Did i miss something?
Allow me to assist...
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General Discussions
20 Sep 2006, 13:43
Replies:
33
Hello Everybody!
Views:
3,452
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Hello Everybody!
Maybe we should be promoted* to PA Team for our pre-emptive actions in preventing in-game multi-ing?
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General Discussions
20 Sep 2006, 13:41
Replies:
30
Chinese Translation required...
Views:
2,895
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Chinese Translation required...
I counted 42 symbols.
Maybe it's actually;
"Ancient Chinese Proverb says: If the monkey is in the tree, could it also be said that a tree is not a tree without a monkey, and that the monkey is...
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General Discussions
20 Sep 2006, 01:44
Replies:
30
Chinese Translation required...
Views:
2,895
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Chinese Translation required...
Around five years ago, I went on the first of many customer site visits to various far-flung places in the world.
This first one was to the city of Qingdao (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qingdao)...
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General Discussions
19 Sep 2006, 02:49
Replies:
33
Hello Everybody!
Views:
3,452
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Hello Everybody!
In Soviet Russia, user ban YOU!!
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General Discussions
6 Sep 2006, 16:13
Replies:
73
Hi! Anyone remember me?
Views:
5,793
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Hi! Anyone remember me?
Riiiiiight. I think you misunderstand. Completely.
I don't really see any point in answering because I don't see the point in asking the question. It's pretty obvious she's mixed, want to know the...
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General Discussions
6 Sep 2006, 15:42
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186
Hello!
Views:
11,500
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Hello!
demiGOD
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General Discussions
6 Sep 2006, 14:41
Replies:
73
Hi! Anyone remember me?
Views:
5,793
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Hi! Anyone remember me?
She's a happy little girl. Does anything else matter?
a) I'll settle for 'not using your PC anymore'
b) If you said 'Horn is so cool' I'd say 'You're retarded'
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General Discussions
6 Sep 2006, 14:32
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186
Hello!
Views:
11,500
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Hello!
Hey, there are some nice people in Record Rd you slanderer.
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General Discussions
6 Sep 2006, 14:13
Replies:
73
Hi! Anyone remember me?
Views:
5,793
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Hi! Anyone remember me?
I'll ask my daughter if I have permission to use her image on the Internet.
In the meantime, perhaps you could
a) Shut the **** up
b) Explain what "being on their NUTZ¥S" means...
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General Discussions
6 Sep 2006, 13:34
Replies:
31
What do you like to eat when on barbeque?
Views:
6,369
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: What do you like to eat when on barbeque?
Next time I'm in a supermarket, I'll be sure to ask for a couple of prime cow-steaks and see what I get given...
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General Discussions
6 Sep 2006, 13:30
Replies:
54
omg NOOOOOOOOO
Views:
6,451
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: omg NOOOOOOOOO
Muslim started it (http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?p=2458885&highlight=died#post2458885)
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General Discussions
6 Sep 2006, 11:55
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85
Two quick demands
Views:
7,367
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Two quick demands
Looking through my PM Outbox, I have decided to ban myself for a week to reflect the appalling manner in which I have communicated with users in the past.
I truly regret my actions and am deeply...
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General Discussions
6 Sep 2006, 11:41
Replies:
54
omg NOOOOOOOOO
Views:
6,451
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: omg NOOOOOOOOO
OUT PEDANTED!!
I LOSE AT TEH INTRENET AGAIN!!
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General Discussions
6 Sep 2006, 11:20
Replies:
54
omg NOOOOOOOOO
Views:
6,451
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: omg NOOOOOOOOO
[Pedantry]
He wouldn't of died of having a barb through his heart, he'd have died by oxygen starvation to the brain caused by the heart's inability to pump blood because of a great big dirty spike...
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General Discussions
6 Sep 2006, 08:49
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186
Hello!
Views:
11,500
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Hello!
Another faggot?
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General Discussions
6 Sep 2006, 08:37
Replies:
186
Hello!
Views:
11,500
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Hello!
I first had sex when I was 17 at a party in Emsworth, but I'm not sure how that's relevent to whether I'm OK or not....?
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6 Sep 2006, 08:34
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186
Hello!
Views:
11,500
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Hello!
I'm on Wi-Fi at the moment which is OK, and used to have ADSL which was OK as well, but I've never had ASL, is it OK?
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6 Sep 2006, 08:31
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186
Hello!
Views:
11,500
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Hello!
I'm OK too, glad to hear you're OK.
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General Discussions
6 Sep 2006, 08:24
Replies:
73
Hi! Anyone remember me?
Views:
5,793
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Hi! Anyone remember me?
Thanks, and thanks for fagging it up by copying it.
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General Discussions
5 Sep 2006, 16:39
Replies:
113
What Do You Like Drink While Gamming?
Views:
9,904
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: What Do You Like Drink While Gamming?
I believe if everyone on GD was a mod there would be approximately, oh, lets see now, zero? people left unbanned approximately 10 picoseconds after JJ had finished clicking the 'make mod' button.
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General Discussions
5 Sep 2006, 16:34
Replies:
54
omg NOOOOOOOOO
Views:
6,451
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: omg NOOOOOOOOO
I've had some vicious barbs thrown straight at the heart in my time on GD and you don't see me falling down dead.
What a fag.
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General Discussions
5 Sep 2006, 16:25
Replies:
31
What do you like to eat when on barbeque?
Views:
6,369
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: What do you like to eat when on barbeque?
Banning Snurx for ridiculing gameboy81
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General Discussions
5 Sep 2006, 16:09
Replies:
73
Hi! Anyone remember me?
Views:
5,793
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Hi! Anyone remember me?
It's clever to have your posts read by other people?
If that's the case, Phang must be the dumbest man in the universe, as I never read any of his posts and I'm pretty sure no-one else does...
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General Discussions
4 Sep 2006, 14:34
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24
need girl for friend?
Views:
2,805
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: need girl for friend?
I didn't ban her/him/it.
I shall investigate.
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General Discussions
4 Sep 2006, 14:00
Replies:
24
need girl for friend?
Views:
2,805
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: need girl for friend?
Send her an email and find out, would you?
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General Discussions
4 Sep 2006, 13:54
Replies:
24
need girl for friend?
Views:
2,805
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: need girl for friend?
Who said I was going to close it?
I'm looking to see a happy ending to this lady's search for Internet romance and will consider stickying this thread to make sure she gets some hot hot GD love as...
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General Discussions
4 Sep 2006, 13:43
Replies:
24
need girl for friend?
Views:
2,805
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: need girl for friend?
PM furball for good times and hot sex.
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General Discussions
26 Aug 2006, 04:36
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111
"Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
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14,938
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: "Tell me an interesting fact about yourself"
During my days doing Navy missile countermeasures, I used the equipment I had to generate the same signature as an Exocet missile.
I then pointed that same equipment towards a RN frigate that was...
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General Discussions
25 Aug 2006, 22:08
Replies:
35
so today I played
Views:
2,865
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: so today I played
The state of GD can be summed up by teh fact that noone has made the fun comment of "wu-trax potted a pink and a red, all in one night, but not with the same girl"
Maybe it would have stirred the...
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General Discussions
24 Aug 2006, 00:24
Replies:
11
Breaking News!!
Views:
2,618
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Breaking News!!
Even later news!!
Megla in shocking use of 'shock' to describe a blatantly non-shocking 'shock' story.
Forum:
General Discussions
23 Aug 2006, 04:48
Replies:
11
Breaking News!!
Views:
2,618
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Breaking News!!
You're a damn dirty terrorist, that's why.
Forum:
General Discussions
23 Aug 2006, 04:42
Replies:
11
Breaking News!!
Views:
2,618
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Breaking News!!
Vodka and Diet Pepsi has officially been announced as tasting 'more shit' than Vodka and Diet Coke.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/5276662.stm (www.stopclickingonbbclinks.co.uk)
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General Discussions
30 Jul 2006, 02:18
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62
Heating Up
Views:
6,623
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Heating Up
I live in Florida. I've never quite got used to the heat, but it gets less annoying after a while.
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General Discussions
28 Jul 2006, 19:30
Replies:
15
what the...
Views:
2,294
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: what the...
Birthdate: April 15, 1990 (http://www.ewonline.net/photos/displayimage-lastup-0-3.html)
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General Discussions
28 Jul 2006, 18:52
Replies:
15
what the...
Views:
2,294
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: what the...
Hey Pyirt, I heard you can read the first post in a thread by reading the first post in the thread.
Unless you're providing a service for people who don't read the first post and just answer...
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General Discussions
28 Jul 2006, 17:54
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10
Single-celled lifeform becomes richest thing on Earth. "Awesome!" he responded.
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2,372
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Single-celled lifeform becomes richest thing on Earth. "Awesome!" he responded.
Shouldn't that be..
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General Discussions
22 Jul 2006, 01:43
Replies:
92
I need a hobby
Views:
7,916
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: I need a hobby
I can see Jonny playing WoW for three years solid and his avatar finishing up with zero experience points but a Level 852 Drinking Leprechaun.*
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General Discussions
21 Jul 2006, 23:46
Replies:
23
Is the Cold War Over?
Views:
3,786
Posted By
Dead_Meat
Re: Is the Cold War Over?
Only Ice Age I'm interested in is how long it lasts in my gin and tonic, you buffoon.
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