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Forum: General Discussions 24 Sep 2003, 14:36
Replies: 37
Views: 5,797
Posted By plasmas_arms
Your impotency amuses me Peon.

Your impotency amuses me Peon.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Sep 2003, 14:34
Replies: 23
Views: 3,325
Posted By plasmas_arms
Sex with black leather basically?

Sex with black leather basically?
Forum: General Discussions 24 Sep 2003, 14:33
Replies: 23
Views: 3,325
Posted By plasmas_arms
Could someone please tell me what exactly is 'Gothic Sex' ?

If you do not I shall be forced to actually rent out DVD porn from my local Global video store and I'll probably spend the rest of my life sleeping on the sofa :(
Forum: General Discussions 24 Sep 2003, 14:30
Replies: 28
Views: 3,531
Posted By plasmas_arms
Lets just skip the foreplay gentlemen. Which...

Lets just skip the foreplay gentlemen.

Which of you has the biggest Penis?
Forum: General Discussions 24 Sep 2003, 14:29
Replies: 37
Views: 5,797
Posted By plasmas_arms
Ziggy says its a possibility of 86.3%. You...

Ziggy says its a possibility of 86.3%.

You might be right Sam.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Sep 2003, 14:26
Replies: 37
Views: 5,797
Posted By plasmas_arms
I thought He just used a box?

I thought He just used a box?
Forum: General Discussions 24 Sep 2003, 14:25
Replies: 10
Views: 2,949
Posted By plasmas_arms
Omfg Neonazi 1984 Orwellian Nightmare Found!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/3134738.stm



*Shrugs*
Forum: General Discussions 24 Sep 2003, 14:20
Replies: 37
Views: 5,797
Posted By plasmas_arms
By Kuras scale that probably means he wore TWO ...

By Kuras scale that probably means he wore TWO pieces of black clothing (Socks I imagine) at the same time.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Sep 2003, 14:18
Replies: 37
Views: 5,797
Posted By plasmas_arms
shhhhh Or titwanks guest,ewok and yggestry will...

shhhhh Or titwanks guest,ewok and yggestry will start crying and throwing hissy fits again.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Sep 2003, 14:17
Replies: 28
Views: 3,531
Posted By plasmas_arms
I stand by my original sentiments.

I stand by my original sentiments.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Sep 2003, 14:16
Replies: 37
Views: 5,797
Posted By plasmas_arms
I work on the Kurashima scale of Gothicity! ...

I work on the Kurashima scale of Gothicity!

Toccata: Oban, Scotland.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Sep 2003, 14:13
Replies: 28
Views: 3,531
Posted By plasmas_arms
Just do what I do, Dont f*cking pay the B*stards!

Just do what I do, Dont f*cking pay the B*stards!
Forum: General Discussions 24 Sep 2003, 14:12
Replies: 37
Views: 5,797
Posted By plasmas_arms
No there are not. Its filled with a high...

No there are not.

Its filled with a high proportion of Avril lavigne looking skater rock punk goth chicks.


The only similarity is that both of them have a tendency to have a mouth full of...
Forum: General Discussions 24 Sep 2003, 14:10
Replies: 32
Views: 3,546
Posted By plasmas_arms
They are an eclectic mix of Radiohead and The...

They are an eclectic mix of Radiohead and The Beegee's with a small dash of Metallica thrown in.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Sep 2003, 14:08
Replies: 17
Views: 3,017
Posted By plasmas_arms
The Rage !!!

The Rage !!!
Forum: General Discussions 24 Sep 2003, 14:08
Replies: 21
Views: 4,010
Posted By plasmas_arms
Oh right, silly me. MM : Only if you join...

Oh right, silly me.


MM : Only if you join us baby!!!


Sarah does notlike ear-penis sex :(
Forum: General Discussions 24 Sep 2003, 14:02
Replies: 21
Views: 4,010
Posted By plasmas_arms
When you said: Stop it Tony, you're being bitchy.

When you said: Stop it Tony, you're being bitchy.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Sep 2003, 14:01
Replies: 14
Views: 3,246
Posted By plasmas_arms
That is because none of you retards can spell...

That is because none of you retards can spell properly.


Nietzsche 4 eva!!!
Forum: General Discussions 24 Sep 2003, 13:58
Replies: 21
Views: 4,010
Posted By plasmas_arms
Physically no...mentally and...

Physically no...mentally and emotionally.....maybe.



Sarina I am not being bitchy!
Forum: General Discussions 24 Sep 2003, 13:57
Replies: 14
Views: 3,246
Posted By plasmas_arms
I got mine, you're just too gay it seems :(

I got mine, you're just too gay it seems :(
Forum: General Discussions 24 Sep 2003, 13:55
Replies: 54
Views: 6,634
Posted By plasmas_arms
Ditto......um including various bans and new...

Ditto......um including various bans and new accounts :)




I wonder if we Hijack this thread for old times sakes.
Forum: General Discussions 24 Sep 2003, 13:52
Replies: 14
Views: 3,246
Posted By plasmas_arms
There is a God!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3134736.stm

woo hoo!
Forum: General Discussions 24 Sep 2003, 13:50
Replies: 17
Views: 3,017
Posted By plasmas_arms
bet you wish you were though~!

bet you wish you were though~!
Forum: General Discussions 24 Sep 2003, 13:49
Replies: 21
Views: 4,010
Posted By plasmas_arms
NOOOOOOOO yahoo chat rooms got me laid dammit!

NOOOOOOOO yahoo chat rooms got me laid dammit!
Forum: General Discussions 24 Sep 2003, 13:47
Replies: 7
Boo
Views: 2,688
Posted By plasmas_arms
Thank god, I'd never be able to sit down again...

Thank god, I'd never be able to sit down again otherwise :(
Forum: General Discussions 24 Sep 2003, 13:41
Replies: 7
Boo
Views: 2,688
Posted By plasmas_arms
GO FOR THE EYES!!!!!

GO FOR THE EYES!!!!!
Forum: General Discussions 24 Sep 2003, 13:39
Replies: 7
Boo
Views: 2,688
Posted By plasmas_arms
Exclamation Boo

gotcha
Forum: General Discussions 23 Sep 2003, 15:07
Replies: 32
Views: 3,546
Posted By plasmas_arms
The sex, the companionship and your terrible fear...

The sex, the companionship and your terrible fear of dying old and alone?
Forum: General Discussions 23 Sep 2003, 15:01
Replies: 32
Views: 3,546
Posted By plasmas_arms
Muse?? Are they the new Linking park that...

Muse??


Are they the new Linking park that all the kids listen to nowadays?
Forum: General Discussions 23 Sep 2003, 14:57
Replies: 177
Views: 20,121
Posted By plasmas_arms
Given that his (and ours as well) account will...

Given that his (and ours as well) account will cease to exist in 4 days I cannot see that as being a huge shock to him.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Sep 2003, 14:52
Replies: 8
Views: 2,834
Posted By plasmas_arms
Did not mean to imply that you did. I was...

Did not mean to imply that you did.

I was merely thinking out loud.


A rather pointless thing to do on an internet forum now that I think about it.


Also rather scary if I were to post...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Sep 2003, 14:47
Replies: 8
Views: 2,834
Posted By plasmas_arms
Making something compulsory is hardly...

Making something compulsory is hardly 'encouraging' .

The game and the forum have always needed closer ties but not in this literal 'handcuffing them together' sense.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Sep 2003, 14:45
Replies: 70
Views: 7,767
Posted By plasmas_arms
I feel no shame in admiting that I read this...

I feel no shame in admiting that I read this thread purely to see if my name popped up.

This makes me better than all of you.


Especially Jenny ;)
Forum: General Discussions 23 Sep 2003, 14:39
Replies: 8
Views: 2,834
Posted By plasmas_arms
A) that was fast, thank you. B) Why??? cos I...

A) that was fast, thank you.

B) Why??? cos I seem to have to log into PA seperately at the moment anyways, is that going to change?

I apprecciate that you are no longer a mod and thus dont ahve...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Sep 2003, 14:35
Replies: 8
Views: 2,834
Posted By plasmas_arms
I am aware that I am being lazy but..

What exactly is the purpose of this new passport system?

Apart from seeming to add yet another layer onto the process of logging in what does it do?


I lack the time to go hunting around for...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Sep 2003, 14:32
Replies: 6
Views: 2,666
Posted By plasmas_arms
Work of fiction. I have been racking my...

Work of fiction.

I have been racking my brain trying to figure out what the J could stand for, as most of the Sci-fi I read at least 'tries' to stay within some vaguely sensible physics boundries...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Sep 2003, 14:21
Replies: 6
Views: 2,666
Posted By plasmas_arms
Given that it was being used in the same context*...

Given that it was being used in the same context* as the 3 words I mentioned in the thread title your answer,although welcome, are of no real use.

*Context being types of energy weapon in various...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Sep 2003, 14:13
Replies: 6
Views: 2,666
Posted By plasmas_arms
Lasers, Masers and Grazers* are known to me

But wtf is a Jazer*??



*Its the way they are spelled when I read them
Forum: General Discussions 23 Sep 2003, 14:09
Replies: 91
Views: 7,190
Posted By plasmas_arms
Hey I heard a rumour that the nights dawn trilogy...

Hey I heard a rumour that the nights dawn trilogy is being made into a series of films a'la LoTR :)



I'd only want to meet the people who I liked on this forum/irc.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Sep 2003, 14:01
Replies: 177
Views: 20,121
Posted By plasmas_arms
(Ex)Mod in taking a stand for the forums shocker!

(Ex)Mod in taking a stand for the forums shocker!
Forum: General Discussions 17 Sep 2003, 15:00
Replies: 17
Views: 3,108
Posted By plasmas_arms
You know I am going to assist sarah in hunting...

You know I am going to assist sarah in hunting you down and hurting you now, right?
Forum: General Discussions 17 Sep 2003, 14:53
Replies: 17
Views: 3,108
Posted By plasmas_arms
..... Did you bang your head this morning?

.....


Did you bang your head this morning?
Forum: General Discussions 17 Sep 2003, 14:50
Replies: 17
Views: 3,108
Posted By plasmas_arms
Are you actually trying to be this unfunny? ...

Are you actually trying to be this unfunny?

You're putting MrL and his 'mugabe joke' to shame :(
Forum: General Discussions 17 Sep 2003, 14:49
Replies: 248
Views: 18,334
Posted By plasmas_arms
and yet ignores threads literally beging for his...

and yet ignores threads literally beging for his attention :(((
Forum: General Discussions 17 Sep 2003, 14:47
Replies: 22
Views: 3,651
Posted By plasmas_arms
To quote MrL: ...?

To quote MrL:

...?
Forum: General Discussions 17 Sep 2003, 14:41
Replies: 11
Views: 2,763
Posted By plasmas_arms
Homorexual!!!

Homorexual!!!
Forum: General Discussions 17 Sep 2003, 14:37
Replies: 81
Views: 7,043
Posted By plasmas_arms
And is that a good thing?!>?1

And is that a good thing?!>?1
Forum: General Discussions 17 Sep 2003, 14:35
Replies: 11
Views: 2,763
Posted By plasmas_arms
Denied! Go home Commie!

Denied!

Go home Commie!
Forum: General Discussions 17 Sep 2003, 14:34
Replies: 81
Views: 7,043
Posted By plasmas_arms
What exactly lies on that side of uselessness?

What exactly lies on that side of uselessness?
Forum: General Discussions 17 Sep 2003, 14:28
Replies: 81
Views: 7,043
Posted By plasmas_arms
It took you 5 minutes to come up with that?

It took you 5 minutes to come up with that?
Forum: General Discussions 17 Sep 2003, 14:22
Replies: 19
Views: 4,392
Posted By plasmas_arms
Walk over to the first person who disagreed with...

Walk over to the first person who disagreed with you, shoot them in the face (Bullets etc) then walk over to the second person who disagreed ask if they still disagree.

Work your way down the...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Sep 2003, 14:04
Replies: 11
Views: 2,763
Posted By plasmas_arms
Nodrog "How did you get that social recluse to...

Nodrog "How did you get that social recluse to come out for a drink?"

Sarina "I said to him 'want to go for a drink' he said 'yes' "

I only just found this out......had to torture her though :(
Forum: General Discussions 17 Sep 2003, 14:02
Replies: 46
Views: 4,784
Posted By plasmas_arms
Re: Plasma/Sarina threads

Still think your in 'with a chance' btw ?


:)
Forum: General Discussions 17 Sep 2003, 14:00
Replies: 11
Views: 2,763
Posted By plasmas_arms
Oi Nod you bast!

Social recluse*????

Just cos I dont consider it greatness to 'hang' with PA players :(((((



*Based on intel recieved from a year ago
Forum: General Discussions 17 Sep 2003, 13:58
Replies: 46
Views: 4,784
Posted By plasmas_arms
Oooooooooh that sounds fun :)

Oooooooooh that sounds fun :)
Forum: General Discussions 17 Sep 2003, 13:57
Replies: 115
Views: 12,525
Posted By plasmas_arms
Ditto. Might get a Divx copy for laughs...

Ditto.


Might get a Divx copy for laughs though :)
Forum: General Discussions 17 Sep 2003, 13:47
Replies: 18
Views: 3,388
Posted By plasmas_arms
No.

No.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Sep 2003, 13:44
Replies: 44
Views: 4,652
Posted By plasmas_arms
I wish I were really skinny but I am not :( ...

I wish I were really skinny but I am not :(

I wish I had really huge muscles but I dont :(



If you dont beleive me (and I wouldnt) Im sure you could ask sarina.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Sep 2003, 13:37
Replies: 45
Views: 4,830
Posted By plasmas_arms
That is Super mario Bros, Im fairly sure that you...

That is Super mario Bros, Im fairly sure that you cant actually hit the 99 lives limit in Sonic (1 anyways) until the very end of the game.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Sep 2003, 16:29
Replies: 44
Views: 4,652
Posted By plasmas_arms
Colour me insulted. Jenny, It does work...

Colour me insulted.


Jenny, It does work trust me.

Perhaps if im really bothered I'll fire up MS paint and draw a nice diagram for you.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Sep 2003, 16:26
Replies: 18
Views: 3,388
Posted By plasmas_arms
Only with mere mortals, never with a god.

Only with mere mortals, never with a god.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Sep 2003, 16:24
Replies: 45
Views: 4,830
Posted By plasmas_arms
10 minutes it seems. I dont think I was...

10 minutes it seems.

I dont think I was bragging.........If I were to say that we burned through all the lives sarina accumulated (she has scary obsessive play technique) through time outs....that...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Sep 2003, 16:18
Replies: 6
Views: 2,950
Posted By plasmas_arms
Its a free for all!

Its a free for all!
Forum: General Discussions 16 Sep 2003, 16:16
Replies: 46
Views: 4,784
Posted By plasmas_arms
Voted #3 . *Awaiting skirt deprivation* ...

Voted #3 .


*Awaiting skirt deprivation*


:(
Forum: General Discussions 14 Sep 2003, 13:53
Replies: 21
Views: 3,176
Posted By plasmas_arms
Do any of you guys/girls

Have names for you penis or named someone elses?



Personally I dont.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Sep 2003, 13:51
Replies: 44
Views: 4,652
Posted By plasmas_arms
Not for you any more. And no more Homeworld...

Not for you any more.

And no more Homeworld or sonic either!
Forum: General Discussions 14 Sep 2003, 13:47
Replies: 11
Views: 2,930
Posted By plasmas_arms
Wouldn't be the first time :(

Wouldn't be the first time :(
Forum: General Discussions 14 Sep 2003, 13:43
Replies: 11
Views: 2,930
Posted By plasmas_arms
Yes actually, its just like a little strawberry...

Yes actually, its just like a little strawberry sauce in the mix...no biggy :)


*Plasma licks his lips*
Forum: General Discussions 14 Sep 2003, 13:41
Replies: 44
Views: 4,652
Posted By plasmas_arms
Mostly my headboard....its uh a solid iron bar...

Mostly my headboard....its uh a solid iron bar (Just wide enough for handcuffs), sorta designed like a Shinto temple...lovely and black.

Also my partners pelvic area takes a bit of the weight but...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Sep 2003, 13:35
Replies: 11
Views: 2,930
Posted By plasmas_arms
Or you can use a Bloody spoon :P

Or you can use a Bloody spoon :P
Forum: General Discussions 14 Sep 2003, 13:34
Replies: 15
Views: 3,667
Posted By plasmas_arms
Nasty for the chafing :(

Nasty for the chafing :(
Forum: General Discussions 14 Sep 2003, 13:31
Replies: 29
Views: 4,209
Posted By plasmas_arms
:D

:D
Forum: General Discussions 14 Sep 2003, 13:30
Replies: 11
Views: 2,930
Posted By plasmas_arms
Oooh Jolly good idea!

Oooh Jolly good idea!
Forum: General Discussions 14 Sep 2003, 13:19
Replies: 11
Views: 2,930
Posted By plasmas_arms
Can anyone reccomend some good....

Soothing creams for Clitoral chafing?
Forum: General Discussions 14 Sep 2003, 13:17
Replies: 45
Views: 4,830
Posted By plasmas_arms
We tried sonic + sex but sonic kept getting...

We tried sonic + sex but sonic kept getting killed by time limits :((
Forum: General Discussions 14 Sep 2003, 13:13
Replies: 15
Views: 3,667
Posted By plasmas_arms
My hair is not that messy though.

My hair is not that messy though.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Sep 2003, 14:10
Replies: 44
Views: 4,652
Posted By plasmas_arms
You lack a penis and two arms?

You lack a penis and two arms?
Forum: General Discussions 9 Sep 2003, 14:10
Replies: 125
Views: 10,345
Posted By plasmas_arms
yeah but he doesnt have point D in his favour...

yeah but he doesnt have point D in his favour (allegedly) .
Forum: General Discussions 9 Sep 2003, 14:08
Replies: 21
Views: 3,492
Posted By plasmas_arms
Ever stuck your head between your Lovers breasts..

And done a (good) Darth Vader impression??



*G*
Forum: General Discussions 9 Sep 2003, 14:06
Replies: 44
Views: 4,652
Posted By plasmas_arms
Yeah but it isnt as amusing. Feels good...

Yeah but it isnt as amusing.

Feels good though.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Sep 2003, 14:02
Replies: 125
Views: 10,345
Posted By plasmas_arms
Invasion of Iran is unlikely as Iran is quite...

Invasion of Iran is unlikely as Iran is quite likely to actually put up some good resistance to US aggression, much like North Korea, and the US has neither the stomach nor the finances to support...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Sep 2003, 13:59
Replies: 44
Views: 4,652
Posted By plasmas_arms
Missionary, lift legs off of bed, grab head board...

Missionary, lift legs off of bed, grab head board with one hand, hold other arm out like 'super man' flying, thrust using one hand to pull you forward.


second (optional) stage, laugh...
Forum: General Discussions 9 Sep 2003, 13:47
Replies: 44
Views: 4,652
Posted By plasmas_arms
So hey how many of you guys have had sex in the 'super man' position???

its uh...interesting.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Sep 2003, 13:41
Replies: 21
Views: 3,196
Posted By plasmas_arms
NO THAT WAS AL GORE YOU DUMB ASS!!!!2121!

NO THAT WAS AL GORE YOU DUMB ASS!!!!2121!
Forum: General Discussions 3 Sep 2003, 14:29
Replies: 42
Views: 6,622
Posted By plasmas_arms
Give it all tooooo meeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Give it all tooooo meeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Forum: General Discussions 3 Sep 2003, 14:15
Replies: 57
Views: 6,397
Posted By plasmas_arms
And where would we send OUR students (ie the ones...

And where would we send OUR students (ie the ones born in britain, whos parents taxes paid for and funded those unis and halls?) .

Given that atm the ratio of unis:students is completely the wrong...
Forum: General Discussions 3 Sep 2003, 14:09
Replies: 81
Views: 6,370
Posted By plasmas_arms
Re: Re: Militant

With your aim you'd probably be more of a danger to the armed group than any bystanders :p
Forum: General Discussions 3 Sep 2003, 13:52
Replies: 35
Views: 3,497
Posted By plasmas_arms
I gotta know....why?

I gotta know....why?
Forum: General Discussions 3 Sep 2003, 13:50
Replies: 35
Views: 3,497
Posted By plasmas_arms
Blame Sarina!

Blame Sarina!
Forum: General Discussions 2 Sep 2003, 12:35
Replies: 7
Views: 3,366
Posted By plasmas_arms
Do we want video games to be made into ultra mass market fluff??

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3197911.stm


'Not as popular as films because they dont have as wide an appeal'


THIS IS A GOOD THING SINCE MOST MODERN 'POPULAR' FILMS ARE SO SH*T I'D...
Forum: General Discussions 2 Sep 2003, 12:08
Replies: 35
Views: 3,497
Posted By plasmas_arms
So whats the most unlikely song you have ever made sweet love/humped like bunnies to?

By this I mean 'with another person' not by yourself (Bloomers I am looking at you).

Starwars Episode 1 soundtrack - Duel of Fates.
Chrono trigger soundtrack - Frogs Theme.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Aug 2003, 12:41
Replies: 17
Views: 3,467
Posted By plasmas_arms
Anyone else have a really good weekend?

I did.

:banana: :banana:
Forum: General Discussions 31 Aug 2003, 12:37
Replies: 45
Views: 4,394
Posted By plasmas_arms
Spoken like a true American patriot.

Spoken like a true American patriot.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Aug 2003, 14:07
Replies: 13
Views: 3,992
Posted By plasmas_arms
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Dace was drunk yesterday

This I find hard to believe.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Aug 2003, 14:00
Replies: 24
Views: 4,256
Posted By plasmas_arms
Vinyl > * and you know it.

Vinyl > *

and you know it.
Forum: General Discussions 29 Aug 2003, 13:59
Replies: 13
Views: 3,992
Posted By plasmas_arms
Re: Re: Re: Re: Dace was drunk yesterday

Since when do you aim for over the age of 19 dace?
Forum: General Discussions 29 Aug 2003, 13:56
Replies: 32
Views: 3,974
Posted By plasmas_arms
Well, how big was it?!?

Well, how big was it?!?
Forum: General Discussions 29 Aug 2003, 13:31
Replies: 26
Views: 3,220
Posted By plasmas_arms
Because our brave police officers while happily...

Because our brave police officers while happily (unofficially) caution her and scare the sh*t out of her because there is a law against it atm.

Note: Local police response time to a break...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Aug 2003, 15:26
Replies: 26
Views: 3,220
Posted By plasmas_arms
God made them housebound for a reason dammit!

God made them housebound for a reason dammit!
Forum: General Discussions 28 Aug 2003, 15:24
Replies: 16
Views: 2,753
Posted By plasmas_arms
You probably didnt read past the * did you? ...

You probably didnt read past the * did you?

Tosser.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Aug 2003, 15:17
Replies: 26
Views: 3,220
Posted By plasmas_arms
Exclamation So why can old people drive...

Their 4 wheeled electric buggies on the pavements yet my 8 year old kid sister cannot ride her bike on the pavement (given the local standard of driving is about the same as that of a 1960's comedy...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Aug 2003, 15:11
Replies: 16
Views: 2,753
Posted By plasmas_arms
In what way exactly*? Barring the obvious...

In what way exactly*?


Barring the obvious increase in frostbite and hypothermia.




*I am hoping you are not going to be a total child with your answer.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Aug 2003, 15:07
Replies: 16
Views: 2,753
Posted By plasmas_arms
How about a protest to have all the worlds WMD...

How about a protest to have all the worlds WMD destroyed by detonating them all In/on/around/over/under Stockton-on-tees.


Unite the world in a just cause and all that :)
Forum: General Discussions 28 Aug 2003, 15:04
Replies: 31
Views: 3,712
Posted By plasmas_arms
Re: Re: You ever have one of those days where...

I dont think I have ever gotten that drunk.

MM: Im clearly a giver not a taker!
Forum: General Discussions 28 Aug 2003, 14:56
Replies: 31
Views: 3,712
Posted By plasmas_arms
I never heard you complain!

I never heard you complain!
Forum: General Discussions 28 Aug 2003, 14:53
Replies: 19
Views: 4,081
Posted By plasmas_arms
21/50

21/50
Forum: General Discussions 28 Aug 2003, 14:45
Replies: 31
Views: 3,712
Posted By plasmas_arms
Erudite: ok I may qualify on that count I...

Erudite: ok I may qualify on that count


I did not realise that it was the gentlemanly thing to stick your penis in another mans ear!
Forum: General Discussions 28 Aug 2003, 14:38
Replies: 31
Views: 3,712
Posted By plasmas_arms
I shall apply if you answer two simple questions:...

I shall apply if you answer two simple questions:


1: Wtf does erudite mean?



2:When did you become a gentleman
Forum: General Discussions 28 Aug 2003, 14:34
Replies: 31
Views: 3,712
Posted By plasmas_arms
Plenty of fibre in stockton then.

Plenty of fibre in stockton then.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Aug 2003, 14:33
Replies: 28
Views: 3,419
Posted By plasmas_arms
The key sign is that they burst out laughing when...

The key sign is that they burst out laughing when you say that word :)
Forum: General Discussions 28 Aug 2003, 14:28
Replies: 28
Views: 3,419
Posted By plasmas_arms
Invading Poland,France*,chezhagjhjagavakia (cba...

Invading Poland,France*,chezhagjhjagavakia (cba spelling), large parts of Russia, Italy and the Balkans in general.

Bombing London to ruins.

Michael hasselhoff songs.

Any and all of the...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Aug 2003, 14:22
Replies: 2
Views: 2,539
Posted By plasmas_arms
True. I just felt like adding in another...

True.


I just felt like adding in another example/b*tchfest.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Aug 2003, 14:21
Replies: 31
Views: 3,712
Posted By plasmas_arms
Right lads, form an orderly Queue*! ...

Right lads, form an orderly Queue*!



*cba spelling it*.

*I can*

*I spelled it like that initially but it didn't look right.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Aug 2003, 14:19
Replies: 9
Views: 2,668
Posted By plasmas_arms
Do people really watch this sh*t ???

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radio/3184713.stm




Why???

Seriously what is the point.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Aug 2003, 14:16
Replies: 2
Views: 2,539
Posted By plasmas_arms
Oddness

Not blocked by this symantec websense filter thingy:

GTA3 in-depth walkthrough, including references to kidnapping,murder,prostitution,drive bys,drug dealing,torture and taking down planes with...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Aug 2003, 14:13
Replies: 31
Views: 3,712
Posted By plasmas_arms
Thats been me for about the past 3 years (A...

Thats been me for about the past 3 years (A remarkable coincidence now that I think about it.)
Forum: General Discussions 28 Aug 2003, 14:10
Replies: 31
Views: 3,712
Posted By plasmas_arms
Perhaps reading on the internet coudl be your...

Perhaps reading on the internet coudl be your third choice.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Aug 2003, 14:06
Replies: 31
Views: 3,712
Posted By plasmas_arms
You ever have one of those days where...

It just feels like something came along during the night and sucked the life out of you, leaving only a limp and hollow sack of meat and bones behind?


Im having a hard time mustering up the...
Forum: General Discussions 28 Aug 2003, 14:01
Replies: 15
Views: 3,544
Posted By plasmas_arms
Only in the classier joints.

Only in the classier joints.
Forum: General Discussions 28 Aug 2003, 14:00
Replies: 29
Views: 4,493
Posted By plasmas_arms
Maybe a bandana then? I thought you were...

Maybe a bandana then?

I thought you were always talking to yourself when it comes to that subject?
Forum: General Discussions 28 Aug 2003, 13:57
Replies: 70
Views: 7,874
Posted By plasmas_arms
Grow up *and* get over it.

Grow up *and* get over it.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Aug 2003, 14:27
Replies: 3
Views: 2,763
Posted By plasmas_arms
I am only surprised that this is the first time*...

I am only surprised that this is the first time* its happened to you.



*Seems to be anyway.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Aug 2003, 14:24
Replies: 29
Views: 4,493
Posted By plasmas_arms
Ah, the joys of being a student and/or...

Ah, the joys of being a student and/or unemployed.


Brings a tear to my eye.

Have you returned those Bloody CD's yet Mark?
Forum: General Discussions 27 Aug 2003, 14:22
Replies: 29
Views: 4,493
Posted By plasmas_arms
How can you do the dishes if you're sitting the...

How can you do the dishes if you're sitting the corner?!?!?!


Yes we are evil.....we like want sex with people we love and stuff....evil bad bad people we are.

By the By, have you bought...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Aug 2003, 14:20
Replies: 26
Views: 3,527
Posted By plasmas_arms
(The) Cryptonomicon by Neal stephenson . ...

(The) Cryptonomicon by Neal stephenson .


Good book from a good author (imho ofc)
Forum: General Discussions 27 Aug 2003, 14:18
Replies: 29
Views: 4,493
Posted By plasmas_arms
He's a Man, Im sure he can take it.

He's a Man, Im sure he can take it.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Aug 2003, 14:12
Replies: 29
Views: 4,493
Posted By plasmas_arms
Oh...ok then :( How about a night long...

Oh...ok then :(



How about a night long bout of mad passionate love making that imbeds the headboard in the wall and scares the neighbours?

:P
Forum: General Discussions 27 Aug 2003, 14:03
Replies: 32
Views: 4,657
Posted By plasmas_arms
For when Dace next get laid and decides to share...

For when Dace next get laid and decides to share his 'technique'

:nv: + :chloroform: = teh win .
Forum: General Discussions 27 Aug 2003, 14:00
Replies: 14
Views: 2,712
Posted By plasmas_arms
Seconded.

Seconded.
Forum: General Discussions 27 Aug 2003, 13:58
Replies: 29
Views: 4,493
Posted By plasmas_arms
Fancy some company and a 'wee cuddle' (just a...

Fancy some company and a 'wee cuddle' (just a cuddle mind you) ?
Forum: General Discussions 27 Aug 2003, 13:55
Replies: 35
Views: 4,999
Posted By plasmas_arms
Was that before or after you became a butch goth...

Was that before or after you became a butch goth lesbian?


Some people have different opinions of what constitutes 'unnecessary physical contact' and obviousness.


Why can no one do the...
Forum: General Discussions 27 Aug 2003, 13:49
Replies: 26
Views: 3,527
Posted By plasmas_arms
"You sure dont f*ck like a smart girl" ...

"You sure dont f*ck like a smart girl"


Book quote though.
Forum: General Discussions 26 Aug 2003, 14:12
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Views: 2,333
Posted By plasmas_arms
Native land return

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3181517.stm


Wow, it CAN be done :)
Forum: General Discussions 26 Aug 2003, 14:07
Replies: 23
Views: 4,535
Posted By plasmas_arms
People who take their dogs out to sh*t on other peoples streets

But have their own large, lovely gardens...should they be shot on sight or have all their dog sh*t scooped up and dumped on THEIR front doorstep?


Personally Im 'bout reading to start shooting...
Forum: General Discussions 26 Aug 2003, 13:53
Replies: 29
Views: 4,396
Posted By plasmas_arms
Re: Re: Genital Hygiene

To formal for my taste (so to speak).
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2003, 14:32
Replies: 12
Views: 2,896
Posted By plasmas_arms
I think you and your G/F should post on the...

I think you and your G/F should post on the 'genital hygiene' thread.



She sounds a bit of a mank.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2003, 14:25
Replies: 12
Views: 2,896
Posted By plasmas_arms
No one has asked yet: Why the hell did you leave...

No one has asked yet: Why the hell did you leave a frozen chicken lying out for weeks?????
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2003, 14:17
Replies: 35
Views: 4,999
Posted By plasmas_arms
So how do you tell when a woman is attracted to you?

Are there any definite signs that one should look for?



I've never been the sharpest tack in the box when it comes to women so it'd be useful to have a list of the basic signs :)
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2003, 14:15
Replies: 21
Views: 4,265
Posted By plasmas_arms
I confess I laughed at that :((

I confess I laughed at that :((
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2003, 14:04
Replies: 29
Views: 4,396
Posted By plasmas_arms
Genital Hygiene

How often do you wash (I mean with soap and water, not just a quick blessing) your tackle* and how often do you prefer your partners to cleanse theirs?


Personally, I do myself once a day and I'd...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2003, 14:02
Replies: 21
Views: 4,265
Posted By plasmas_arms
Question Female masturbation

Why is this considered a more socially acceptable activity than male masturbation?



There is not stigma attached to it for women yet there is a fairly negative view taken towards males doing...
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2003, 13:52
Replies: 61
Views: 8,919
Posted By plasmas_arms
A dustman uniform, everyone knows the dead dont...

A dustman uniform, everyone knows the dead dont harm the dusties*.





*Planescape:Torment reference.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2003, 13:40
Replies: 29
Views: 4,493
Posted By plasmas_arms
You might have to do some work on your day off...

You might have to do some work on your day off though :D

Or are you just planning on lazing around in bed all day saturday?
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2003, 13:39
Replies: 15
Views: 3,381
Posted By plasmas_arms
RAWR!!!!!!! Feel my the power of my arms...

RAWR!!!!!!!


Feel my the power of my arms (and the attached hands and fingers) .
Forum: General Discussions 25 Aug 2003, 13:35
Replies: 19
Views: 3,230
Posted By plasmas_arms
NIN - Closer KMFDM - F*ck me

NIN - Closer

KMFDM - F*ck me
Forum: General Discussions 23 Aug 2003, 14:38
Replies: 68
Views: 7,086
Posted By plasmas_arms
Well at least you aren't going to rip his pert...

Well at least you aren't going to rip his pert tits off.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Aug 2003, 14:36
Replies: 5
Views: 2,926
Posted By plasmas_arms
Isnt that SOP for these forums?

Isnt that SOP for these forums?
Forum: General Discussions 23 Aug 2003, 14:34
Replies: 21
Views: 3,897
Posted By plasmas_arms
And yet he is still more likable than Ali G.

And yet he is still more likable than Ali G.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Aug 2003, 14:32
Replies: 66
Views: 6,578
Posted By plasmas_arms
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Terrorism in Iraq: why?

Maybe he is in the US Military and just shoots them.



;)

Someone had to say it.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Aug 2003, 14:30
Replies: 0
Views: 2,997
Posted By plasmas_arms
Blow up a bus, we'll steal your money

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/3174993.stm


Blow up houses, cars and steal some land and we'll only think about not giving you extra pocket money.

...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Aug 2003, 14:26
Replies: 28
Views: 4,211
Posted By plasmas_arms
Who argues with Death though? It would...

Who argues with Death though?


It would have been more amusing if the bouncer challenged you to a game of chess though :)
Forum: General Discussions 23 Aug 2003, 14:24
Replies: 32
Views: 5,138
Posted By plasmas_arms
Roll over.

Roll over.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Aug 2003, 14:23
Replies: 5
Views: 3,181
Posted By plasmas_arms
I might buy it, if you throw in a free T68i. ...

I might buy it, if you throw in a free T68i.

:(
Forum: General Discussions 23 Aug 2003, 14:21
Replies: 23
Views: 4,119
Posted By plasmas_arms
Soccer is for girls, Real men play hopscotch.

Soccer is for girls, Real men play hopscotch.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Aug 2003, 14:18
Replies: 11
Hey
Views: 3,306
Posted By plasmas_arms
Biggles in Space (And inside a spaceship...

Biggles in Space (And inside a spaceship obviously, not a Bi-plane)
Forum: General Discussions 23 Aug 2003, 14:17
Replies: 32
Views: 5,138
Posted By plasmas_arms
Down boy.

Down boy.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Aug 2003, 14:16
Replies: 37
Views: 4,370
Posted By plasmas_arms
Jew. I win.

Jew.


I win.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Aug 2003, 14:15
Replies: 32
Views: 5,138
Posted By plasmas_arms
All people should be treated equally but not all...

All people should be treated equally but not all people are equal.


Simple.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Aug 2003, 14:13
Replies: 0
Views: 2,532
Posted By plasmas_arms
Weekend Movie review

Harry potter and the chamber of secrets - Good

Soldier (Starring Kurt Russel) - Absolute sh*t, smothered with a layer of rotting still born babies.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Aug 2003, 14:12
Replies: 37
Views: 4,370
Posted By plasmas_arms
Maybe we should blind people who complain about...

Maybe we should blind people who complain about it

:D
Forum: General Discussions 23 Aug 2003, 14:02
Replies: 50
Views: 7,637
Posted By plasmas_arms
Re: Re: i used to feel sorry for the palestinians

We'll just point out a few more sandy countries with terrorists/muslims/oil/WMD's (with Made in America stamped on 'em) and you'll be lucky if you can keep the Canadians out never mind an actually...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Aug 2003, 13:58
Replies: 56
Views: 5,613
Posted By plasmas_arms
I didnt realise Mark had that much of a problem. ...

I didnt realise Mark had that much of a problem.

Should we draw him a map?




1 year 5 months, for me.

I need to shave my palms.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Aug 2003, 13:54
Replies: 37
Views: 4,370
Posted By plasmas_arms
I thought you wore thongs??!? Just be...

I thought you wore thongs??!?

Just be grateful she didn't start playing bloody club tropicana or something equally 80's and sh*t

Personally I want to know why he was looking a fat chicks arse...
Forum: General Discussions 23 Aug 2003, 13:51
Replies: 11
Views: 3,118
Posted By plasmas_arms
Been a long time since I played nethack....... ...

Been a long time since I played nethack.......

But If I remember how the map is represented......that would be a bit of a challenge with 2 teleport scrolls :)
Forum: General Discussions 23 Aug 2003, 13:47
Replies: 32
Views: 5,542
Posted By plasmas_arms
Be my Pony baby!

Be my Pony baby!
Forum: General Discussions 23 Aug 2003, 13:41
Replies: 28
Views: 4,211
Posted By plasmas_arms
Maybe it wasn't tight enough.

Maybe it wasn't tight enough.
Forum: General Discussions 23 Aug 2003, 13:32
Replies: 17
Views: 3,861
Posted By plasmas_arms
They are. The worst part is they have made...

They are.

The worst part is they have made it clear that they are just making it up.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 14:30
Replies: 66
Views: 6,578
Posted By plasmas_arms
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Terrorism in Iraq: why?

sun zu, great strategist/tactician but not the best source for geo-political advice.



Is that particular quote in the art of war? or some other source?
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 14:24
Replies: 17
Views: 3,861
Posted By plasmas_arms
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Can you actually detain children as POW's (or illegal combatants) ?

Websense blocks the necro :(
f*cking pathetic.

Anyways:

Immobile mass of depravity, remember?
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 14:20
Replies: 17
Views: 3,861
Posted By plasmas_arms
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Can you actually detain children as POW's (or illegal combatants) ?

I think its ok if its a woman......or a dead infidel.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 14:19
Replies: 7
Views: 3,640
Posted By plasmas_arms
Icewind dale 2 sucks though. Dungeon siege...

Icewind dale 2 sucks though.

Dungeon siege is of the so-so (If I want repetitive point and click, hacknslash I'll play Diablo 2)

Alpha centauri is the best thing since sliced bread and ribbed...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 14:16
Replies: 50
Views: 7,637
Posted By plasmas_arms
Re: Re: Re: i used to feel sorry for the palestinians

Your popularly elected and democratic goverment* Doesnt represent the views of the majority of the US populace???


Perhaps we better Invade quickly for a regime change.


*As I understand it...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 14:11
Replies: 17
Views: 3,861
Posted By plasmas_arms
Re: Re: Re: Re: Can you actually detain children as POW's (or illegal combatants) ?

ALLAH! YOU UNWASHED INFIDEL!!!!
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 14:08
Replies: 17
Views: 3,861
Posted By plasmas_arms
Re: Re: Can you actually detain children as POW's (or illegal combatants) ?

I wonder what they were doing though.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 14:07
Replies: 73
Views: 7,592
Posted By plasmas_arms
Not! Just ask sarina, I am far from...

Not!


Just ask sarina, I am far from Immobile.


I suck at bowling though but I am a fair shot.

I am utterly depraved .
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 14:04
Replies: 73
Views: 7,592
Posted By plasmas_arms
My immobile mass of depravity is more the...

My immobile mass of depravity is more the metaphorical kind than the literal kind.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 14:02
Replies: 17
Views: 3,861
Posted By plasmas_arms
Can you actually detain children as POW's (or illegal combatants) ?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3172617.stm



Just curious.



Also curious as to how they were 'rehabilitated' ....what was wrong with them to begin with?
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 13:57
Replies: 73
Views: 7,592
Posted By plasmas_arms
Ooh I wonder if I should put that on my CV.

Ooh I wonder if I should put that on my CV.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 13:55
Replies: 50
Views: 7,637
Posted By plasmas_arms
How do you accidently target a 1 ton guided...

How do you accidently target a 1 ton guided weapon onto an appartment block anyway?
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 13:50
Replies: 12
Views: 3,802
Posted By plasmas_arms
Is he Nigerian?

Is he Nigerian?
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 13:49
Replies: 73
Views: 7,592
Posted By plasmas_arms
I cannot be bothered mustering the mental energy...

I cannot be bothered mustering the mental energy to seperate you lot into categories now.

Pokemon stadium has taken it all out of me.........

Do grass types beat bug types??
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 13:44
Replies: 66
Views: 6,578
Posted By plasmas_arms
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Terrorism in Iraq: why?

I hope that you didnt just deliberately quote the Mentally unstable sub captain from 'Crimson tide' .
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 13:41
Replies: 32
Views: 5,542
Posted By plasmas_arms
I think some of you may have missed the point of...

I think some of you may have missed the point of this thread.....

Sarah, since avril got fired perhaps I could offer an alternative employment option....

...Whats Operation Ore??


:)
Forum: General Discussions 22 Aug 2003, 13:34
Replies: 73
Views: 7,592
Posted By plasmas_arms
You are all f*cking retards. Congratulations.

You are all f*cking retards.

Congratulations.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Aug 2003, 14:26
Replies: 8
lol
Views: 3,276
Posted By plasmas_arms
Exclamation I dont click links from RPers. I have...

I dont click links from RPers.


I have standards!
Forum: General Discussions 21 Aug 2003, 14:25
Replies: 57
Views: 5,718
Posted By plasmas_arms
Exams are for stupid people.

Exams are for stupid people.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Aug 2003, 14:21
Replies: 68
Views: 7,086
Posted By plasmas_arms
Is his name Mark by any chance?

Is his name Mark by any chance?
Forum: General Discussions 21 Aug 2003, 14:15
Replies: 24
sup
Views: 3,557
Posted By plasmas_arms
No but a Preist is administering the last rites.

No but a Preist is administering the last rites.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Aug 2003, 14:13
Replies: 36
Views: 5,422
Posted By plasmas_arms
That's what I am here for. I am the boards...

That's what I am here for.

I am the boards moral and ethical compass.
Forum: General Discussions 21 Aug 2003, 14:10
Replies: 66
Views: 6,578
Posted By plasmas_arms
You do realise that a hell of a lot of the damage...

You do realise that a hell of a lot of the damage in iraqs infrastructure is a result of many years of neglect (even prior to the sanctions), especially in the southern areas of the country.

I...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Aug 2003, 14:02
Replies: 32
Views: 5,542
Posted By plasmas_arms
Your most twisted fantasy?

Avril lavigne, an electrial flex cord and a nice wide leather belt.

Back ground music, System of a down - chop suey.




I may or may not need help.

I may also get banned from Oban now :)
Forum: General Discussions 21 Aug 2003, 13:59
Replies: 66
Views: 6,578
Posted By plasmas_arms
Given that the current actions of these freedom...

Given that the current actions of these freedom fighters/guerillas/terrorists (I'd go with option 2) are probably doing more to degrade the life of the average iraqi citizen rather than improce it, I...
Forum: General Discussions 21 Aug 2003, 13:54
Replies: 12
Views: 3,461
Posted By plasmas_arms
Re: And you thought he was dead!

Well its not like they can escape or anything :)
Forum: General Discussions 21 Aug 2003, 13:50
Replies: 17
Views: 3,868
Posted By plasmas_arms
Interesting adverts for it though. hey looky...

Interesting adverts for it though.

hey looky looky, 163 views.


:cool:
Forum: General Discussions 21 Aug 2003, 13:41
Replies: 68
Views: 7,086
Posted By plasmas_arms
I'd buy that for a Dollar!

I'd buy that for a Dollar!
Forum: General Discussions 21 Aug 2003, 13:33
Replies: 29
Views: 4,748
Posted By plasmas_arms
Charity shops sell the best leather coats IMHO...

Charity shops sell the best leather coats IMHO (IE they dont cost £250+ and they already have the crap kicked out of them) .
Forum: General Discussions 20 Aug 2003, 14:48
Replies: 17
Views: 3,868
Posted By plasmas_arms
Oh well. So what do you think of this...

Oh well.

So what do you think of this guinness chilled crap then?

best thing since sliced bread or an abomination against *insert deity* ?
Forum: General Discussions 20 Aug 2003, 14:44
Replies: 17
Views: 3,868
Posted By plasmas_arms
What exactly??

What exactly??
Forum: General Discussions 20 Aug 2003, 14:42
Replies: 5
Views: 2,742
Posted By plasmas_arms
Or we'll shoot? *Bang*

Or we'll shoot?

*Bang*
Forum: General Discussions 20 Aug 2003, 14:40
Replies: 17
Views: 3,868
Posted By plasmas_arms
Im so tempted but I shall resist. By the by,...

Im so tempted but I shall resist.

By the by, were you in Oban at the weekend? I encountered a strange,slightly mad Irish man...was it you?
Forum: General Discussions 20 Aug 2003, 14:37
Replies: 17
Views: 3,868
Posted By plasmas_arms
1/4 of the way there :)

1/4 of the way there :)
Forum: General Discussions 20 Aug 2003, 14:21
Replies: 24
Views: 3,316
Posted By plasmas_arms
He looks mentally retarded.

He looks mentally retarded.
Forum: General Discussions 20 Aug 2003, 14:19
Replies: 17
Views: 3,868
Posted By plasmas_arms
Exclamation Check out this months issue of Bizzarre

Vampy isnt in it but you should buy it any way.

Im hoping for at least 100+ views of this thread.

Could GD be getting predictable at last?
Forum: General Discussions 20 Aug 2003, 14:17
Replies: 31
Views: 4,578
Posted By plasmas_arms
Hey look I found the cool posters :)

Hey look I found the cool posters :)
Forum: General Discussions 20 Aug 2003, 14:09
Replies: 39
Views: 9,235
Posted By plasmas_arms
This thread contains so much stupidity that I am...

This thread contains so much stupidity that I am in physical pain from it all.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Aug 2003, 14:27
Replies: 111
Views: 9,135
Posted By plasmas_arms
ù or alt-151 works better than switching letters....

ù or alt-151 works better than switching letters.

great indepth reply btw :)
Forum: General Discussions 14 Aug 2003, 14:06
Replies: 4
Views: 2,709
Posted By plasmas_arms
Exclamation For those who question Norways need for a Military

They are already being invaded by the USA! (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/3145083.stm)



This is how it starts. Bloody colonials, cant trust them for a second!



Someone alert W,...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Aug 2003, 13:49
Replies: 49
Views: 4,834
Posted By plasmas_arms
"Wow, another series of big temptation surfer...

"Wow, another series of big temptation surfer brother island: reality gets realerish, I think Al-qaeda had the right idea all along"


"Still negotiating with NK and Israel? Better bomb some brown...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Aug 2003, 13:44
Replies: 15
Views: 2,909
Posted By plasmas_arms
The Original C&C .

The Original C&C .
Forum: General Discussions 14 Aug 2003, 13:40
Replies: 21
Views: 3,722
Posted By plasmas_arms
D- Must try harder.

D-

Must try harder.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Aug 2003, 15:37
Replies: 176
Views: 13,263
Posted By plasmas_arms
I wouldn't feel confident about having the US...

I wouldn't feel confident about having the US tangle with someone who could actually pose a threat in conventional warfare when they didnt have something to gain from it.

I definetly wouldn't...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Aug 2003, 15:29
Replies: 176
Views: 13,263
Posted By plasmas_arms
Your house is a strategic point to stop people...

Your house is a strategic point to stop people robbing mine, Im going to throw you out and fill it full of rabid weasels.

I'd imagine that would not make you a happy bunny.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Aug 2003, 15:26
Replies: 176
Views: 13,263
Posted By plasmas_arms
Isnt Norway next to a very large, formerly...

Isnt Norway next to a very large, formerly communist Nuclear power that for a long while after reform was considered a bit unstable (it did start to splinter a little) and is even now rife with...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Aug 2003, 15:12
Replies: 5
Views: 3,232
Posted By plasmas_arms
But I bought you dinner B*tch

But I bought you dinner B*tch
Forum: General Discussions 13 Aug 2003, 15:07
Replies: 176
Views: 13,263
Posted By plasmas_arms
Interesting because the normal reasoning behind...

Interesting because the normal reasoning behind the Palestine/Israel problem is that the Palestinians left their land to allow the attempted invasion (but didnt participate) and Israel siezed the...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Aug 2003, 14:56
Replies: 5
Views: 3,232
Posted By plasmas_arms
I stopped playing. And you should.

I stopped playing.


And you should.
Forum: General Discussions 13 Aug 2003, 14:54
Replies: 176
Views: 13,263
Posted By plasmas_arms
Well greed envy and hate are what you get when...

Well greed envy and hate are what you get when you take someones home, stick them in a ghetto and shoot at them for 20 years.


Doesn't take a rocket scientist.

Either kill them all and have...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Aug 2003, 14:44
Replies: 5
Views: 3,232
Posted By plasmas_arms
Jennifer Goverment and Nation states

Has anyone who played NS bought a copy of Jennifer goverment?


I did, actually a decent book :)
Forum: General Discussions 13 Aug 2003, 14:38
Replies: 33
Views: 3,061
Posted By plasmas_arms
I dont think 'crazy street person' really fits...

I dont think 'crazy street person' really fits MrL's image.

Plus he doesnt have the correct accent for it ;)
Forum: General Discussions 13 Aug 2003, 14:33
Replies: 21
Views: 3,722
Posted By plasmas_arms
I always sucked at mine sweeper....

I always sucked at mine sweeper....
Forum: General Discussions 13 Aug 2003, 14:24
Replies: 21
Views: 3,722
Posted By plasmas_arms
well yes that is normally true. If I had...

well yes that is normally true.

If I had some sort of manual for the MB or if any of the cables/jumpers were actually marked (*cough* cheap 3 year old components *cough*).

As it is Im playing a...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Aug 2003, 13:59
Replies: 21
Views: 3,722
Posted By plasmas_arms
Why Alchohol and PC maintanence should not be mixed

You mqy decide that tis a really good idea to randomly pull out jumpers and cables (y'know to see what they do) without bothering to do anything as pointless as taking note of where they actually...
Forum: General Discussions 13 Aug 2003, 13:43
Replies: 79
Views: 7,830
Posted By plasmas_arms
No I'd probably say "I thought they were already...

No I'd probably say "I thought they were already IN power??!!?" now :)
Forum: General Discussions 13 Aug 2003, 13:41
Replies: 79
Views: 7,830
Posted By plasmas_arms
Well you do take your phone everywhere with you ;)

Well you do take your phone everywhere with you ;)
Forum: General Discussions 12 Aug 2003, 14:10
Replies: 79
Views: 7,830
Posted By plasmas_arms
pffft you would not have said that 5 years ago.

pffft you would not have said that 5 years ago.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Aug 2003, 14:09
Replies: 38
Views: 4,498
Posted By plasmas_arms
Shhhh, you'll wake the Peons.

Shhhh, you'll wake the Peons.
Forum: General Discussions 12 Aug 2003, 13:58
Replies: 79
Views: 7,830
Posted By plasmas_arms
"An online space strategy game? Wow that sounds...

"An online space strategy game? Wow that sounds like fun!"

"Gosh I really hope they take some of the micromanagement out of the master of orion games"

"Long distance relationships are fun"
...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Aug 2003, 14:26
Replies: 29
Views: 3,621
Posted By plasmas_arms
I think he is reffering to the fact that the song...

I think he is reffering to the fact that the song 'suicide is painless' is about 30 or so years old and thus you saying 'No its marilyn manson' makes you look a little silly.



This may not be...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Aug 2003, 14:14
Replies: 132
Views: 11,535
Posted By plasmas_arms
Bloomers you'd go with anyone who had a packet of...

Bloomers you'd go with anyone who had a packet of sweeties.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Aug 2003, 14:12
Replies: 49
Views: 4,552
Posted By plasmas_arms
Oh god its amateur philosopher hour again. ...

Oh god its amateur philosopher hour again.

ITS A FÜCKING ACTION MOVIE, ACCEPT IT AS IT IS.
Forum: General Discussions 9 Aug 2003, 14:39
Replies: 141
Views: 12,210
Posted By plasmas_arms
This is the reason I ended up running screaming...

This is the reason I ended up running screaming from my last LS question thread :(
Forum: General Discussions 9 Aug 2003, 14:37
Replies: 4
Views: 2,511
Posted By plasmas_arms
Re: The Guess Who - American Woman

****ed up or on purpose/
Forum: General Discussions 8 Aug 2003, 13:33
Replies: 19
Views: 2,584
Posted By plasmas_arms
Does Stockton-on-tees have any 'Upper' class ? ...

Does Stockton-on-tees have any 'Upper' class ?


Fck em good.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Aug 2003, 13:24
Replies: 19
Views: 2,584
Posted By plasmas_arms
Does NYC have an 'upper' class ? And stop...

Does NYC have an 'upper' class ?

And stop swearing MM you're setting a bad example for the younger posters.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Aug 2003, 13:12
Replies: 19
Views: 2,584
Posted By plasmas_arms
Re: Re: Pigeons or Chihuahuas?

Glad to be of service :)
Forum: General Discussions 8 Aug 2003, 13:06
Replies: 4
Views: 3,102
Posted By plasmas_arms
Winners: 6. That's not a dog - it's a rat...

Winners:

6. That's not a dog - it's a rat with delusions of grandeur.

1. Beckham will do well in Madrid...it will be like the crusades. Either he'll convert the heathens or just kill them.

I...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Aug 2003, 12:59
Replies: 20
Views: 2,916
Posted By plasmas_arms
Those were not invasions, they were pre-emptive...

Those were not invasions, they were pre-emptive strikes against rogue nations.
Forum: General Discussions 8 Aug 2003, 12:57
Replies: 19
Views: 2,584
Posted By plasmas_arms
Pigeons or Chihuahuas?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3133971.stm


Personally I think Killing both would be of benefit to New York.

Perhaps they could train some (genetically enhanced) Eagles to kill the...
Forum: General Discussions 8 Aug 2003, 12:52
Replies: 20
Views: 2,916
Posted By plasmas_arms
You know who else opened doors for women? ...

You know who else opened doors for women?



HITLER!
Forum: General Discussions 8 Aug 2003, 12:48
Replies: 141
Views: 12,210
Posted By plasmas_arms
Re: Reguarding an old thread about light speed & stuff

Its been about 8 months or so, I posted the thing :)


It got hijacked by certain physicists (sp?) and mathemagicians .
Forum: General Discussions 8 Aug 2003, 12:40
Replies: 13
Views: 3,177
Posted By plasmas_arms
never mind my genius mind grasped the concept!

never mind my genius mind grasped the concept!
Forum: General Discussions 8 Aug 2003, 12:37
Replies: 52
Views: 5,419
Posted By plasmas_arms
You just sucked the life outta this thread

You just sucked the life outta this thread
Forum: General Discussions 8 Aug 2003, 12:36
Replies: 28
Views: 3,577
Posted By plasmas_arms
I wonder if Chekov will live that long :)

I wonder if Chekov will live that long :)
Forum: General Discussions 7 Aug 2003, 13:23
Replies: 9
Views: 2,727
Posted By plasmas_arms
Haven't you ever had a woman tell you that the...

Haven't you ever had a woman tell you that the only way you'd get to have sex with her was if she was dead?
Forum: General Discussions 7 Aug 2003, 13:21
Replies: 6
Views: 2,715
Posted By plasmas_arms
Why Scientists need to get out more

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3128753.stm



*blink blink*
Forum: General Discussions 7 Aug 2003, 13:19
Replies: 28
Views: 3,577
Posted By plasmas_arms
Because Americans always have been and always...

Because Americans always have been and always will be too stupid to take a hint*?








*Just trying to stay on theme with the topic :)
Forum: General Discussions 7 Aug 2003, 13:15
Replies: 43
Views: 5,095
Posted By plasmas_arms
Pan fried bulls testicle fritters.

Pan fried bulls testicle fritters.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Aug 2003, 13:12
Replies: 52
Views: 5,419
Posted By plasmas_arms
No single pun has crossed my mind. Tis as...

No single pun has crossed my mind.


Tis as silent as tomb in here and no angels can help me :(
Forum: General Discussions 7 Aug 2003, 13:09
Replies: 64
Views: 7,298
Posted By plasmas_arms
Anyone got the number for social services?

Anyone got the number for social services?
Forum: General Discussions 7 Aug 2003, 12:56
Replies: 11
Views: 3,140
Posted By plasmas_arms
Nothing better to do I guess. I want SLG to...

Nothing better to do I guess.

I want SLG to post now.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Aug 2003, 12:54
Replies: 20
Views: 2,916
Posted By plasmas_arms
*shrug*

*shrug*
Forum: General Discussions 7 Aug 2003, 12:53
Replies: 31
Views: 3,979
Posted By plasmas_arms
I think I just broke my cringe reflex..... ...

I think I just broke my cringe reflex.....


MEDIC!!!!!?
Forum: General Discussions 7 Aug 2003, 12:49
Replies: 20
Views: 2,916
Posted By plasmas_arms
I only open doors for girls with nice arses tbh. ...

I only open doors for girls with nice arses tbh.

gotta get something outta it y'know.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Aug 2003, 12:48
Replies: 28
Views: 3,697
Posted By plasmas_arms
Didn't PA get banned or something?

Didn't PA get banned or something?
Forum: General Discussions 7 Aug 2003, 12:46
Replies: 11
Views: 4,562
Posted By plasmas_arms
A 99p handheld fan does the trick just as well.

A 99p handheld fan does the trick just as well.
Forum: General Discussions 7 Aug 2003, 12:45
Replies: 64
Views: 7,298
Posted By plasmas_arms
Laws and police forces do not solve or stop the...

Laws and police forces do not solve or stop the problem of crime they simply suppress it (generally) after the fact.

Education on the other hand.....
Forum: General Discussions 7 Aug 2003, 12:40
Replies: 68
Views: 6,458
Posted By plasmas_arms
PFFFT!

PFFFT!
Forum: General Discussions 6 Aug 2003, 14:44
Replies: 1
Views: 2,300
Posted By plasmas_arms
Good news again!

The pub round the corner isnt doing happy hour today so I cant tell you all how cool I am to be drinking of the beer BUT I just realised that there is an icecream shop across the road.......WOO HOO....
Forum: General Discussions 6 Aug 2003, 14:39
Replies: 16
Views: 3,053
Posted By plasmas_arms
What if its like.....a meteor storm outside or a...

What if its like.....a meteor storm outside or a tsunami?

Or if killer pygmies invaded and are as I type killing people and shrinking their heads for use as decorations*?



*I dont think this...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Aug 2003, 14:38
Replies: 21
Views: 3,460
Posted By plasmas_arms
I also stand a good chance of winning the lottery.

I also stand a good chance of winning the lottery.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Aug 2003, 14:31
Replies: 21
Views: 3,460
Posted By plasmas_arms
Be my Friend , please. I'll pay you.

Be my Friend , please.

I'll pay you.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Aug 2003, 14:28
Replies: 16
Views: 3,053
Posted By plasmas_arms
I know its over but I wanted to log in and try...

I know its over but I wanted to log in and try and use PAirc.

Yes blame me, its the current trend apparently.

Oddly enough Im not going to share my embarrassing secrets on a forum of ....well I...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Aug 2003, 14:25
Replies: 37
Views: 3,948
Posted By plasmas_arms
Your posts seem to be lacking in their usual...

Your posts seem to be lacking in their usual intellectualism and general wittiness.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Aug 2003, 14:17
Replies: 16
Views: 3,053
Posted By plasmas_arms
For them closing my PA account? Think...

For them closing my PA account?


Think that'd really work?

:D
Forum: General Discussions 6 Aug 2003, 14:13
Replies: 16
Views: 3,053
Posted By plasmas_arms
My thoughts exactly :) I tried to log...

My thoughts exactly :)


I tried to log into PA but I either forget my account info or I got removed for inactivity :(


Anyways that is probably my fault too :)

Plus I bet Im the one making...
Forum: General Discussions 6 Aug 2003, 14:10
Replies: 8
Views: 2,841
Posted By plasmas_arms
hmmm interesting.

hmmm interesting.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Aug 2003, 14:05
Replies: 16
Views: 3,053
Posted By plasmas_arms
So I see :) I was like sleeping really...

So I see :)

I was like sleeping really late/heavy this morning so several people couldn't contact me :(

OOPS
Forum: General Discussions 6 Aug 2003, 14:03
Replies: 59
Views: 7,901
Posted By plasmas_arms
mmmm cute young femmes in tight itty bitty tops. ...

mmmm cute young femmes in tight itty bitty tops.

wtf are you poofs complaining about?!?1
Forum: General Discussions 6 Aug 2003, 14:00
Replies: 16
Views: 3,053
Posted By plasmas_arms
hey your around! HI :)

hey your around!

HI :)
Forum: General Discussions 6 Aug 2003, 13:58
Replies: 64
Views: 7,298
Posted By plasmas_arms
Quick someone tell Blair, imagine how quickly the...

Quick someone tell Blair, imagine how quickly the (reported)crime figures would drop if they just legalised everything they couldnt enforce :))

Im surprised they haven't already tried that.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Aug 2003, 13:53
Replies: 16
Views: 3,053
Posted By plasmas_arms
.... wankers.

....


wankers.
Forum: General Discussions 6 Aug 2003, 13:51
Replies: 38
Views: 4,513
Posted By plasmas_arms
Request denied!

Request denied!
Forum: General Discussions 6 Aug 2003, 13:47
Replies: 11
Views: 3,077
Posted By plasmas_arms
Re: Re: Good news!

BE MY FRIEND!!!!

I dont think it counted as alone sarah since my grandad mysteriously turned up at the exact same time as me but without his wallet.

hmmmmmmmmm!
Forum: General Discussions 5 Aug 2003, 17:35
Replies: 11
Views: 3,077
Posted By plasmas_arms
You can have my free pint (fcking print out...

You can have my free pint (fcking print out *almost* done)
Forum: General Discussions 5 Aug 2003, 17:33
Replies: 11
Views: 3,077
Posted By plasmas_arms
Good news!

Im in the library and the Bar round the corner just started a '2 for 1' happy hour on all drinks.


F'ck y'all Im gone like areah!
Forum: General Discussions 5 Aug 2003, 17:27
Replies: 32
Views: 3,629
Posted By plasmas_arms
Google: Extended ASCII chart/code/set

Google: Extended ASCII chart/code/set
Forum: General Discussions 5 Aug 2003, 17:26
Replies: 72
Views: 6,496
Posted By plasmas_arms
Always bet on Black. Honey I think we've got...

Always bet on Black.

Honey I think we've got a Hero!
Forum: General Discussions 5 Aug 2003, 17:22
Replies: 41
Views: 2,890
Posted By plasmas_arms
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: 'The Luck of the Irish'

Only if we can get Michael Moore to endorse it.

Or criticise it.

Or been seen looking at a copy in a book shop.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Aug 2003, 17:20
Replies: 27
Views: 3,042
Posted By plasmas_arms
Or for our younger readers: Like being knocked...

Or for our younger readers: Like being knocked out just as you cum.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Aug 2003, 17:18
Replies: 72
Views: 6,496
Posted By plasmas_arms
W-w-what? *THIS IS A HIJACK, EVERYONE...

W-w-what?



*THIS IS A HIJACK, EVERYONE BE :cool: AND NOBODY GETS HURTS!*
Forum: General Discussions 5 Aug 2003, 17:14
Replies: 41
Views: 2,890
Posted By plasmas_arms
Re: Re: Re: Re: 'The Luck of the Irish'

its cos its me, I'll just drag them into a discussion about how you actually spell Nietzsche.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Aug 2003, 17:12
Replies: 7
Views: 2,967
Posted By plasmas_arms
So when was the last time you got spanked?

Just curious.

Been too damn long for me.

Volunteers?
Forum: General Discussions 5 Aug 2003, 17:11
Replies: 72
Views: 6,496
Posted By plasmas_arms
English Mother FÜCKER do you speak it!?

English Mother FÜCKER do you speak it!?
Forum: General Discussions 5 Aug 2003, 17:10
Replies: 41
Views: 2,890
Posted By plasmas_arms
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: 'The Luck of the Irish'

You and I are gods amongst men (and some women)!
Forum: General Discussions 5 Aug 2003, 17:08
Replies: 27
Views: 3,042
Posted By plasmas_arms
Its not just for Kids anymore!

Its not just for Kids anymore!
Forum: General Discussions 5 Aug 2003, 17:08
Replies: 41
Views: 2,890
Posted By plasmas_arms
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: 'The Luck of the Irish'

Dont worry, no one of importance is reading this thread anyways.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Aug 2003, 17:06
Replies: 59
Views: 7,901
Posted By plasmas_arms
I think Im getting skin cancer, my skins turning...

I think Im getting skin cancer, my skins turning this freakish brown colour......HELP!!!!
Forum: General Discussions 5 Aug 2003, 17:05
Replies: 27
Views: 3,042
Posted By plasmas_arms
Debt is cool as long as no one asks for it back.

Debt is cool as long as no one asks for it back.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Aug 2003, 17:02
Replies: 41
Views: 2,890
Posted By plasmas_arms
Re: Re: Re: 'The Luck of the Irish'

Was it ever really alive?
Forum: General Discussions 5 Aug 2003, 16:59
Replies: 41
Views: 2,890
Posted By plasmas_arms
Re: 'The Luck of the Irish'

They still are not Welsh.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Aug 2003, 16:56
Replies: 65
Views: 9,306
Posted By plasmas_arms
Pfffffffft. Besides I always thought...

Pfffffffft.


Besides I always thought Vampy prefered to be punished.
Forum: General Discussions 5 Aug 2003, 16:53
Replies: 14
Views: 2,909
Posted By plasmas_arms
/me ****s an eyebrow

/me ****s an eyebrow
Forum: General Discussions 5 Aug 2003, 16:49
Replies: 65
Views: 9,306
Posted By plasmas_arms
God is dead, wake up and smell the reality, pet.

God is dead, wake up and smell the reality, pet.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Aug 2003, 14:17
Replies: 35
Views: 3,704
Posted By plasmas_arms
Warfalcon. :(

Warfalcon.

:(
Forum: General Discussions 1 Aug 2003, 14:13
Replies: 9
Views: 3,388
Posted By plasmas_arms
A woman. I was suprised and disgusted...

A woman.

I was suprised and disgusted personally.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Aug 2003, 14:05
Replies: 21
Views: 2,912
Posted By plasmas_arms
And Blood wasn't spilled? :(

And Blood wasn't spilled?


:(
Forum: General Discussions 1 Aug 2003, 14:03
Replies: 15
Views: 3,558
Posted By plasmas_arms
Cant be Jesus, his names Sam. Obvious...

Cant be Jesus, his names Sam.

Obvious really.

I expect better of your Mr.Manson.
Forum: General Discussions 1 Aug 2003, 14:01
Replies: 225
Views: 15,593
Posted By plasmas_arms
An amusingly shaped turnip or just a plain old...

An amusingly shaped turnip or just a plain old regular one?
Forum: General Discussions 1 Aug 2003, 13:59
Replies: 21
Views: 2,912
Posted By plasmas_arms
Ah, but have you met both of them at the same...

Ah, but have you met both of them at the same time in the same place?
Forum: General Discussions 1 Aug 2003, 13:52
Replies: 132
Views: 11,535
Posted By plasmas_arms
A lot of people shouldn't have been at the...

A lot of people shouldn't have been at the cathouse.

Still I do recall someone telling me that I should be less picky :P

I can get over short hair (for a start its harder to choke on in bed *g*...
Forum: General Discussions 1 Aug 2003, 13:46
Replies: 21
Views: 2,912
Posted By plasmas_arms
I always thought they might have been the same...

I always thought they might have been the same person.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jul 2003, 14:25
Replies: 64
Views: 7,749
Posted By plasmas_arms
Entrusting the care and moral education of young...

Entrusting the care and moral education of young children to celibate men with a (collective) history of abuse and depravity.

GG guys.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jul 2003, 14:18
Replies: 225
Views: 15,593
Posted By plasmas_arms
Loose of foot and free of fancy.

Loose of foot and free of fancy.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jul 2003, 14:14
Replies: 64
Views: 7,749
Posted By plasmas_arms
Does anyone give a flying sh*t about the opinion...

Does anyone give a flying sh*t about the opinion of catholics anyway?
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jul 2003, 14:13
Replies: 22
Views: 3,212
Posted By plasmas_arms
I have a studded paddle if thats any good to you?

I have a studded paddle if thats any good to you?
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jul 2003, 14:08
Replies: 18
Views: 2,961
Posted By plasmas_arms
No I restrict my use of sharp implements to...

No I restrict my use of sharp implements to foreplay, bit vannilla it seems.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jul 2003, 14:03
Replies: 68
Views: 6,458
Posted By plasmas_arms
Drunk........in a ditch........singing some...

Drunk........in a ditch........singing some slurred song whilst mispelling the names of philosophers.

I always thought Sarina would be taller,Nodrog would be more animated, Kura less....likeable...
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jul 2003, 14:02
Replies: 18
Views: 2,961
Posted By plasmas_arms
Um, that doesnt get rid of facial hair. ...

Um, that doesnt get rid of facial hair.



Unless I've been doing it wrong......
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jul 2003, 13:56
Replies: 225
Views: 15,593
Posted By plasmas_arms
Beer Good, Beer Foamy!!

Beer Good, Beer Foamy!!
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jul 2003, 13:53
Replies: 11
Views: 3,052
Posted By plasmas_arms
Charizard, I even have a cuddly (well stuffed, he...

Charizard, I even have a cuddly (well stuffed, he isnt exactly cuddly) one Sitting on my bedroom windowsill.


......


Ah bite me ya bastards.
Forum: General Discussions 31 Jul 2003, 13:50
Replies: 132
Views: 11,535
Posted By plasmas_arms
Hey I'm 18 - 30ish :)

Hey I'm 18 - 30ish :)
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jul 2003, 14:03
Replies: 51
Views: 6,974
Posted By plasmas_arms
Take your word for it. Random game fact:...

Take your word for it.


Random game fact: Conflict Freespace features a Feynman class ship ( A cruiser I believe)
Forum: General Discussions 23 Jul 2003, 13:47
Replies: 51
Views: 6,974
Posted By plasmas_arms
Was that a physics joke? I dont know...

Was that a physics joke?

I dont know anything about this Feynman chap but I dont like his cool name, would I be cool if I stole it?
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jul 2003, 14:38
Replies: 83
Views: 7,584
Posted By plasmas_arms
Well I haven't (thanks sar for fixing my grammar)...

Well I haven't (thanks sar for fixing my grammar) been around for a couple of months so I dont know who the **** you are but I'm guessing you would have been ignored.

See Nod has/had the habit of...
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jul 2003, 14:31
Replies: 25
Views: 3,975
Posted By plasmas_arms
All my erotica is sadly either MIA, trapped on my...

All my erotica is sadly either MIA, trapped on my hard drive or simply dull :(
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jul 2003, 14:28
Replies: 83
Views: 7,584
Posted By plasmas_arms
Or simply redundant and thus a waste of bandwidth.

Or simply redundant and thus a waste of bandwidth.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jul 2003, 14:25
Replies: 102
Views: 10,411
Posted By plasmas_arms
Goddess, can the Mods please just lock this...

Goddess, can the Mods please just lock this festering boil of a thread and have done with it?

I prefer Guernsey totties personally.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jul 2003, 14:06
Replies: 52
Views: 6,710
Posted By plasmas_arms
I dont read news papers, they all lie.

I dont read news papers, they all lie.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jul 2003, 14:00
Replies: 23
Views: 3,248
Posted By plasmas_arms
My ambition is to stay at college long enough to...

My ambition is to stay at college long enough to actually complete a course.


pffft.
Forum: General Discussions 22 Jul 2003, 13:47
Replies: 83
Views: 7,584
Posted By plasmas_arms
Well at least someone can spell it properly ;)

Well at least someone can spell it properly ;)
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jul 2003, 17:38
Replies: 83
Views: 7,584
Posted By plasmas_arms
Its singaporean (?) and I like it. Can you...

Its singaporean (?) and I like it.

Can you be said to hijack your own thread, isnt it just 'redirecting' ?
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jul 2003, 17:37
Replies: 73
Views: 9,600
Posted By plasmas_arms
A bomb?!?!?!

A bomb?!?!?!
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jul 2003, 17:35
Replies: 83
Views: 7,584
Posted By plasmas_arms
Tiger it is then. Maybe some bucky :)))

Tiger it is then.


Maybe some bucky :)))
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jul 2003, 17:33
Replies: 83
Views: 7,584
Posted By plasmas_arms
As long as its not guiness, Sure Johnny :)

As long as its not guiness, Sure Johnny :)
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jul 2003, 17:31
Replies: 11
Views: 2,615
Posted By plasmas_arms
is this to ensure they pay the ransom this time??

is this to ensure they pay the ransom this time??
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jul 2003, 17:28
Replies: 83
Views: 7,584
Posted By plasmas_arms
I think you're great jonny. When you come to...

I think you're great jonny. When you come to scotland I'm buying you a beer!
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jul 2003, 17:26
Replies: 7
Views: 2,868
Posted By plasmas_arms
they only pay me by the litre :( Im so...

they only pay me by the litre :(

Im so dehydrated :(
Forum: General Discussions 20 Jul 2003, 17:24
Replies: 83
Views: 7,584
Posted By plasmas_arms
Nietzsche is it not?

Nietzsche is it not?
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jul 2003, 15:25
Replies: 15
Views: 2,995
Posted By plasmas_arms
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Cunning, Very.

Little people by any chance??
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jul 2003, 15:19
Replies: 15
Views: 2,995
Posted By plasmas_arms
Re: Re: Re: Cunning, Very.

Maybe its his lucky charm (trophy from his last g/f or what not) rather than the actual teeth in his mouth.


Then again I could be wrong.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jul 2003, 15:16
Replies: 16
Views: 3,619
Posted By plasmas_arms
Been watching the half life 2 trailer? And...

Been watching the half life 2 trailer?

And thank god I wasnt the only person whose mind flashed the word 'hentai' when I read that........otherwise I'd feel pretty ****ty
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jul 2003, 15:10
Replies: 13
Views: 3,671
Posted By plasmas_arms
Ah found it: ...

Ah found it:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3076849.stm



It is not specific though but I think that its funding has been cut totally rather than just reduced.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jul 2003, 15:08
Replies: 20
Views: 3,942
Posted By plasmas_arms
Ok then.

Ok then.
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jul 2003, 15:01
Replies: 20
Views: 3,942
Posted By plasmas_arms
I have to ask.........the chewbacca defence??

I have to ask.........the chewbacca defence??
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jul 2003, 14:57
Replies: 13
Views: 3,671
Posted By plasmas_arms
Oh I think I read it on bbc news yesterday. ...

Oh I think I read it on bbc news yesterday.

Id go hunting for it but Im low on time here :(
Forum: General Discussions 19 Jul 2003, 14:51
Replies: 13
Views: 3,671
Posted By plasmas_arms
Congress Killed its funding. Wont go far...

Congress Killed its funding.

Wont go far without cash.

I think they specifically forbade the Military and Intel folks from spending *any* of their budget on the project.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jul 2003, 14:31
Replies: 95
Views: 8,438
Posted By plasmas_arms
I disagree Whole heartedly........Crunchy peanut...

I disagree Whole heartedly........Crunchy peanut butter is NOT as good as smooth peanut butter and thus should not be included as Americas greatest contribution to the world.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jul 2003, 13:57
Replies: 36
Views: 4,786
Posted By plasmas_arms
Bad news its a 'just you peons' thing cos I have...

Bad news its a 'just you peons' thing cos I have access from here (maryhill Library, Glasgow.....not a bastion of liberal thinking)


Sorry, Stockton still sucks in its very unique way.
Forum: General Discussions 18 Jul 2003, 13:56
Replies: 8
Views: 2,763
Posted By plasmas_arms
Kill the stupid people and solve the crime wave. ...

Kill the stupid people and solve the crime wave.

Amusing twist: The people who'll support this in The suns campaign will be primary targets :D
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 14:25
Replies: 73
Views: 9,600
Posted By plasmas_arms
muahahahaha. Burn little people...

muahahahaha.



Burn little people burrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.


i think I'll dig out syndicate wars when I go home it has flame throwers and RAZOR wire....run screaming from the mad man with...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 14:21
Replies: 30
Views: 4,202
Posted By plasmas_arms
Or possibly on the explanation I posted 5 minutes...

Or possibly on the explanation I posted 5 minutes prior to him asking...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 14:18
Replies: 73
Views: 9,600
Posted By plasmas_arms
your most memorable video game moment?

Mines fallout 2: when I realised that yes I COULD plant dynamite on everyone in town and rigged them to blow over a period of 2 minutes.
Fireworks are fun :)




yes I am that bored.
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 14:16
Replies: 8
Views: 2,763
Posted By plasmas_arms
Maybe it could be stickied :up:

Maybe it could be stickied

:up:
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 14:06
Replies: 8
Views: 2,763
Posted By plasmas_arms
Who defines violence today?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3074141.stm


This country needs a good old fashioned psycho to go out and skin a few people alive and eat out their still beating hearts to remind them what violence...
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 13:58
Replies: 38
Views: 8,368
Posted By plasmas_arms
Bugger and heres me without any marshmellows :(

Bugger and heres me without any marshmellows :(
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 13:51
Replies: 36
Views: 4,786
Posted By plasmas_arms
Because its 'interesting' ? MM toss us the...

Because its 'interesting' ?

MM toss us the addresses of the sites you tried to access.im on a library comp atm so I'll see if its a nationwide thing or just a 'you peons' thing :)
Forum: General Discussions 17 Jul 2003, 13:42
Replies: 30
Views: 4,202
Posted By plasmas_arms
Well **** that rounds it down. By limited...

Well **** that rounds it down.


By limited ammo clips was that you couldnt have a shotgun/uzi/whatever fire 200 rounds with out pausing to reload,switch clips then continue with the death dealing...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jul 2003, 14:37
Replies: 25
Views: 4,379
Posted By plasmas_arms
I havent had a cig in 4-5 years....yay \o/

I havent had a cig in 4-5 years....yay \o/
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jul 2003, 14:36
Replies: 26
Views: 3,551
Posted By plasmas_arms
The Police still havent caught you then?

The Police still havent caught you then?
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jul 2003, 14:34
Replies: 23
Views: 3,782
Posted By plasmas_arms
Stockton has a mail service now??? they're...

Stockton has a mail service now???

they're really getting it to this new fangled modern technology arent they :)
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jul 2003, 14:29
Replies: 23
Views: 3,782
Posted By plasmas_arms
Find Kura Go to pub if fruit machine = yes...

Find Kura
Go to pub
if fruit machine = yes wait
else goto other pub

ITS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME!
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jul 2003, 14:13
Replies: 30
Views: 4,202
Posted By plasmas_arms
ah yes I had forgotten that. Better we both...

ah yes I had forgotten that.

Better we both be wrong than he be right :)
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jul 2003, 14:04
Replies: 19
Views: 3,501
Posted By plasmas_arms
Re: The Most Hideous Football Strip EVER

I think my grandad has a pair of socks that match that.

I dont think it beats the added humiliation of the (mmmm salmon) scotland away strips though.

Its not bad enough that we're **** but we...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jul 2003, 13:59
Replies: 26
Views: 3,551
Posted By plasmas_arms
Sassonach, is it not?

Sassonach, is it not?
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jul 2003, 13:58
Replies: 30
Views: 4,202
Posted By plasmas_arms
Help settle a sad geek agrument

What was the first PC FPS game to use the idea of limited ammo clips?

I (being the wise almighty one) believe it to be System Shock 2.

My companion (being the slightly odd looking fellow with...
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jul 2003, 13:56
Replies: 26
Views: 3,551
Posted By plasmas_arms
Signs are hazy, ask again later.

Signs are hazy, ask again later.
Forum: General Discussions 16 Jul 2003, 13:55
Replies: 11
Views: 2,904
Posted By plasmas_arms
Still on the shelves and selling well I think.

Still on the shelves and selling well I think.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2003, 14:28
Replies: 51
Views: 6,658
Posted By plasmas_arms
Its not a lie, it is based on factual information...

Its not a lie, it is based on factual information provided by rogue intelligence agencies out to discredit the goverment and any claims that it is a lie are sponsored by freedom hating commie pinko...
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2003, 14:13
Replies: 6
Views: 3,663
Posted By plasmas_arms
Heh.

Heh.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2003, 14:10
Replies: 45
Views: 6,030
Posted By plasmas_arms
I'll take whatever I can get tyvm. Every...

I'll take whatever I can get tyvm.


Every holes a goal and all that :)
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2003, 13:58
Replies: 51
Views: 6,658
Posted By plasmas_arms
What a cunning plan! Your real name isnt...

What a cunning plan!


Your real name isnt Baldrick by any chance?
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2003, 13:56
Replies: 25
Views: 4,083
Posted By plasmas_arms
You are wrong.

You are wrong.
Forum: General Discussions 15 Jul 2003, 13:36
Replies: 45
Views: 6,030
Posted By plasmas_arms
Fine. If I have to . :)

Fine. If I have to .

:)
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2003, 15:32
Replies: 2
Views: 2,496
Posted By plasmas_arms
Maybe there is a reason for that? harlen...

Maybe there is a reason for that?

harlen corben, checking.....no ncan do :(
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2003, 15:28
Replies: 16
Views: 3,182
Posted By plasmas_arms
I do not know but I am glad it does not make them...

I do not know but I am glad it does not make them get naked and masturbate with a crucifix in the middle of the street.


It can always get worse.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2003, 15:26
Replies: 2
Views: 2,496
Posted By plasmas_arms
Heres a thought, Im sitting in a library so why dont you ppl think for me:

And recomend me a book that you found to be interesting and if they have it I'll take it home and read it or something.

you have about 10 minutes till I depart.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2003, 15:23
Replies: 32
Views: 4,373
Posted By plasmas_arms
Morbidity? Have you chosen your funeral song?

Just curious and felt like sharing with all you lovely people.


Myself I feel 'Three doors down - going down in flames' would be mildly amusing especially since I was banned from choosing any sex...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2003, 15:19
Replies: 16
Views: 3,182
Posted By plasmas_arms
Well **** me gently with a combine harvester,...

Well **** me gently with a combine harvester, that sucks.

That forces me to drink beer in my house and hang out the window to enjoy the sun....this is what I consider to be one of the 'Pillars of...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2003, 15:11
Replies: 12
Views: 2,727
Posted By plasmas_arms
Which completely restores my faith in the...

Which completely restores my faith in the education system.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2003, 15:08
Replies: 16
Views: 3,182
Posted By plasmas_arms
There is worse........the fat women in uber...

There is worse........the fat women in uber tight, itty bitty tops with flesh just sort of 'spurting' out wherever it can get free, like when you crush play doh in your fist and it squirts out...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2003, 15:04
Replies: 36
Views: 4,145
Posted By plasmas_arms
Re: Re: There really are some ****ing morons in the world

This is why I hate any job that means dealing with the public.

my reassuring experience with 'customers': Neurosurgery conference,many smart delegates, only two (out of about 50) of them that...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2003, 14:51
Replies: 16
Views: 3,182
Posted By plasmas_arms
You know its a roasting hot day in Glasgow when

The only thing holding up your baggies/combats is the sweat on your arse........


Oh well at least I have yet to burst into flame from daylight exposure.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2003, 14:42
Replies: 45
Views: 6,030
Posted By plasmas_arms
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Things to find on your doorstep

1: My psychic powers are on the fritz again so 'details' of some sort would be much loved :)

2: Its not so much that I 'dont' dance as it is I 'cant' dance, perhaps money/drinks/drugs would be a...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2003, 13:34
Replies: 45
Views: 6,030
Posted By plasmas_arms
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Things to find on your doorstep

1: Depends on what you use them for.

2:Sarah I am now going next door to the butchers, buying a dead rabbit, scanning it and emailing you the image for failing to meet my demands (the reply to PM...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2003, 13:27
Replies: 45
Views: 6,030
Posted By plasmas_arms
Re: Re: Re: Re: Things to find on your doorstep

Always be reassured by the fact that my love life is much worse than yours and I too had my CD's (jeans,shirts,books and other things) nicked by the two timing bitch whore....I mean charming young...
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2003, 13:23
Replies: 45
Views: 6,030
Posted By plasmas_arms
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Things to find on your doorstep

Which word?

If you mean 'irksome' I am afraid I use that far too often :(
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2003, 13:20
Replies: 21
Views: 3,217
Posted By plasmas_arms
Disturbingly common im afraid.

Disturbingly common im afraid.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2003, 13:13
Replies: 45
Views: 6,030
Posted By plasmas_arms
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Things to find on your doorstep

Why in the name of holy montanna would you want to do that?!?!?!
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2003, 13:07
Replies: 45
Views: 6,030
Posted By plasmas_arms
Re: Re: Re: Re: Things to find on your doorstep

Well I imagine that would be a bit irksome.
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2003, 12:54
Replies: 45
Views: 6,030
Posted By plasmas_arms
Re: Things to find on your doorstep

*blink blink*

Im sensing that this doesnt have much to do with the dead body.......right?
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2003, 12:51
Replies: 43
Views: 4,857
Posted By plasmas_arms
Oh well it was worth a try :) If you change...

Oh well it was worth a try :)

If you change my mind I'll be lurking around here somewheres :)
Forum: General Discussions 14 Jul 2003, 12:44
Replies: 4
Views: 2,753
Posted By plasmas_arms
****ing public access :( Access Denied ...

****ing public access :(

Access Denied
The requested document, http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/attention.php, will not be shown.

Reason: Found in Denied List (Humor, Sex/Attire). Entry...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 14:32
Replies: 31
Views: 3,293
Posted By plasmas_arms
Someone will eventually post these: Why is it 2...

Someone will eventually post these: Why is it 2 white *brits* and just 'a jewish guy' and a 'chinese guy' ? are they not british citizens or do you just feel that only 'whites' can be british?

How...
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 14:18
Replies: 22
Views: 3,665
Posted By plasmas_arms
I refuse to answer on the basis that...

I refuse to answer on the basis that uh....mmmm......you're taller than me.
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 14:17
Replies: 21
Views: 2,909
Posted By plasmas_arms
Re: My bag has ripped

I had feared the worst when I saw the topic....
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 14:11
Replies: 22
Views: 3,665
Posted By plasmas_arms
You just like their ****tiest songs perhaps.....

You just like their ****tiest songs perhaps.....
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 14:03
Replies: 22
Views: 3,665
Posted By plasmas_arms
I'll try to contain my dissapointment...... ...

I'll try to contain my dissapointment......

*Sigh*
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 14:01
Replies: 31
Views: 3,293
Posted By plasmas_arms
I'll try to contain my surprise...... ...

I'll try to contain my surprise......


*sigh*
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 13:57
Replies: 19
Views: 3,196
Posted By plasmas_arms
Man Kissage apparently. Dont you feel...

Man Kissage apparently.


Dont you feel left out now?

I know I don't <3
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 13:50
Replies: 43
Views: 4,857
Posted By plasmas_arms
Hey if you dont want it Aryn I'll happily take it...

Hey if you dont want it Aryn I'll happily take it off your hands.......I have thin girly wrists though so if it doesnt fit you it probably wont fit me....
Forum: General Discussions 11 Jul 2003, 13:38
Replies: 21
Views: 2,973
Posted By plasmas_arms
B then A

B then A
Forum: General Discussions 9 Jul 2003, 15:40
Replies: 19
Views: 3,405
Posted By plasmas_arms
Well if his eyes are sewn shut just sit the...

Well if his eyes are sewn shut just sit the wanker on a eurostar and deport his arse to France.....I mean he wont exactly be able to see the change in scenery or ID the people who did it .
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jul 2003, 12:46
Replies: 20
Views: 3,397
Posted By plasmas_arms
hmmmmmm. Just Nod.....

hmmmmmm.

Just Nod.....
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jul 2003, 12:43
Replies: 3
Views: 2,589
Posted By plasmas_arms
Enough. I'm closing this thread.

Enough. I'm closing this thread.
Forum: General Discussions 4 Jul 2003, 12:34
Replies: 23
Views: 3,185
Posted By plasmas_arms
well he has Email: [email protected]

well he has Email: [email protected]
Forum: General Discussions 3 Jul 2003, 12:24
Replies: 26
Views: 2,812
Posted By plasmas_arms
No one has asked the important question: What...

No one has asked the important question: What CD's?
Forum: General Discussions 26 Jun 2003, 13:52
Replies: 38
Views: 3,567
Posted By plasmas_arms
and this is why I think SMS abilities should be...

and this is why I think SMS abilities should be banned from almost everyone in Europe.
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jun 2003, 14:25
Replies: 11
Views: 3,360
Posted By plasmas_arms
hehe. He's probably gonna be used to support...

hehe.

He's probably gonna be used to support Blairs intel dossier on WMD's :))
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jun 2003, 14:20
Replies: 66
Views: 8,596
Posted By plasmas_arms
This feels like a 'mines bigger than yours'...

This feels like a 'mines bigger than yours' contest gone awry.

I have/had an 8086 (I may have left it holding up a chest of drawers in my old house)
Forum: General Discussions 25 Jun 2003, 13:59
Replies: 66
Views: 8,596
Posted By plasmas_arms
heh DOH! No blood of kessari for you then. ...

heh DOH! No blood of kessari for you then.


Though you can buy them all over the place iirc, like the pawn shop in lower clerks ward or pickpocket some from various npc's around lower and upper...
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