Should have had more sex
 

Ok for those of you that dont know I have been dating an arabic girl for circa a year and a half. 4 weeks ago we had a big fight on msn. The origins of this fight to this day still bewild me. In the conversation she made it clear that she no longer wanted to really be boyfried/girlfriend and instead be friends. This didnt bother me at that point in time, I was "seeing" and "socialising" with plenty of other girls. However from that moment on it seemed to be the kiss of death to my sex life.

2 weeks on from the fight it was valentines day. I bought her flowers, took her to a nice restaurant and she actually spoke to me (I think it was the friday before that cannon_fodder came out with me and met her, she didnt really say a single word to me all night...) anyway I thought valentines day would be my day to have sex again. Now im going to be crude. I love a relationship but I also love sex, especially with someone I care about, it makes the whole experience a lot more enjoyable. However at the end of the night she said goodnight, didnt invite me to her room and instead I went back home before midnight. Later I received a text saying "it was that time of the month and she wasnt feeling to happy, she would make it back later."

Forward two weeks on, last weekend I met a beautiful girl. Shes 23, arabic, a virgin, stunning and she seems really into me. I had to make a choice between my current girlfriend and this girl. My current girlfriend obviously has lost lust towards me, and anything we used to have is lost. This new girl is really exciting. I may see her once a week or once every two weeks but I generally feel happy when around her.

Tonight it was the 4th week anniversary of our fight (I cant remember birthdays/anniversaries but for the love of me I remembered this). So I went out with her (it was an arabic/mediteranian night) I got a little bit drunk, danced and it was almost like old times. At the end of the night I went back to hers.

From here I may of been an asshole.

I ****ed her in 15 minutes.

After 15 minutes I got up, and asked her why hasnt she slept with me in 4 weeks. She said nothing. So I told her its obviously not working out between both of us, we should call it a day. She was almost in tears until I said to her I saw you with another guy. I made this up and she said she was sorry, but she was annoyed at me.

I told her we should call it a day and that ill see her in a week or so time to speak to her about things. She was pretty tearful and I put on my clothes. Left her hosue. Lit a fag, and boy did I have a big smile on my face.

Firstly I managed to **** her.

Secondly I ended the relationship.

Thirdly I made her guilty with no evidence.

Moral of the story is you should have had more sex.

On a final note, im an asshole for cheating, ive now met someone who I really feel something for and she thinks she is the one in the wrong. So if this whole split doesnt go well for either of us (it wont go well for her she will look herself in her room and cry) then we can always get back together).

Anyway thats the love life of me the resident 13 year old.

:edit: the line "I took her virginity" this was done at the start of the relationship not the moment before I broke up with her, even im not that much of an asshole.

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:edit: im pissed apologies for grammar etc ;/

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Who knows what goes on in a 'prertty' little head.

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exactly its always the good looking ones you gotta look out for ;/

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No offence pig, but I don't think you handeled that well. False accusations? Fights on MSN? Do you need a lesson from the looove doctor? At least you got laid.

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Are you sure all this is actually taking place and that, in fact, your entire sex life isn't just recounting stories of your Simms persona?

Every post you make about your lovelife just piles on the evidence that you basically couldn't give a shit about what your actions mean to anyone else, as long as you end up 'on top'.

I'm sure in a few days/weeks from now, you'll be back on here gloating about how you shagged that virgin, but now she seems unhappy when you left fifteen minutes afterwards, as you had to be up early to get to the Villa game.

You're an emotional retard.

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I'm a bit confused here, sorry.

Did you sleep with the virgin girl who you said you loved being around, or with your ex? If it was the ex then how did you take her virginity - you said before that "your sexlife would suffer if you broke up"? And you said you "love sex with someone you care about"? But you hadn't had sex with her even though you were together for a year?

And pig I'm sorry dude, I love you, but doing that to a girl ON THEIR VIRGINITY is going to break her heart. It's going to make her believe she's terrible in bed and that guys will dump her straight after having sex with her.

This'd be fine if it was some twatty girl who had ****ed you around, but it doesn't sound like she has (unless you've missed out bits from the story). The way you've written it doesn't put you in the best light :(

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You are a ****ing moron and an embarrassment to humanity as a whole.

Please go die.

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He was pissed, I'm sure he will see things differently when he is sober.

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Mentioned in a pig thread \o/

Oh and agreeing with tk about the confusing aspect, and also confused about what tk said after :(

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That confused me as well. I guess he meant he took the ex's virginity when they started dating rather than the night they broke up as from the fact he said it was "almost like old times again" it can't be the new one.

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I think he was drunk and therefore the story is ambiguous. It seems unlikely he went out with a girl for a year and didn't sleep with her - although I agree his phrasing seems to imply this.

Either way, whomever he screwed doesn't really matter particularly, it's all good. I don't think any of his behaviour is particularly bad either way.
:rolleyes:

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The thing that I'm confused about is the fact that your girfriend dumped you in the first paragraph of the story and you don't actually seem to click that it's happened.

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Good spot, that would explain the lack of sex on Valentines day! :D

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I'm hoping this story has many chapters a la Dace.

It has serious potential pig.

Is that sarcasm or are you just simply one of the worst trolls to stumble upon the intarweb?

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I'd watch what you say from here on in mate, you might find yourself on the end of a ban.

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Racism mainly. Saying "I don't find red heads attractive" is different from saying "red heads are sub-standard". People should be banned instantly for this sort of crap. Freedom of speech does not exist on a private forum. This has been said so many times that it's unfunny.

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if you took a girl virginity then dumped her 15 minutes later your a cock!

But im not sure thats what you did. So you have the benifit of the doupt. PLEASE dont tell me its true and especially that you came to brag about it on some internet forums.

If on the other hand you ****ed your ex GF and then dumped her after getting laid i have no issues with that :D

PS. Red heads are stunning!

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I didnt take her virginity last night, I took it about 15 months ago, reading it now it seems a bit weird ;/

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someone had to overreact in this thread :)


ps: in reply to the neg rep, could you please explain why it's hypocrisy? I don't exactly take girls virginity away and dump her shortly after.

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I didnt do that ;/

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/me puts the pitch forks and flaming torches back into the closet

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Dammit! I thought we had a good 'ol fashioned witch burning there...


Though it doesn't change the fact that you acted like a cock, pig. But I hear women love bastards, so you should be tit high in nubile young women soon.

:rolleyes:

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ye i was a cock but sod it, its over now.

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It was more about the "****ing moron" and "embarrassment to humanity as a whole" bits.

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Well this is what we discussed in #forums. She never actually said your dumped, or its over but she half implied it although she never said it. Then she went out with me on valentines day.

Also as I wrote earlier I took her virginity at the start of the relationship, not at the end (that would make me be an asshole) Although I was still an asshole last nite. Thing is I knew that I would break up with her last night, so the only thing on my mind was screwing her for old times sake before I broke up with her. The irony is that I was quite drunk and I cant remember that much, just that it was quick and hard ;/

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jihad on you pig!

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No, you just cheated on her with 20% off birminghams total population or something :)

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i actually consider myself pretty shitty when it comes to qomen, i have cheated on most of my GF's, and lied to them all, but even i wouldnt do something like that pig :(

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This isnt really something to be proud of dude...id feel somewhat ashamed of myself tbh.

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You're such a racist!

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Perhaps I am just better then most at reading drunken posts, but I seemed to understand it fine.

He got in a fight on MSN with "girl A" (been with for 15 monts and has had sex before).
He does not know how it started.
He hadnt had sex in four weeks.
Got shut down, by "girl A" on Valentines day, of all days.
Met an Arabian girl, "girl B", who was hot and a virgin.
Had a final night out with his current girlfriend, "girl A".
Cummed in 15 minutes and dumped "girl A"
Is now going out with "girl B" with the chance of going back to "girl A" if things don't work out.

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I don't know what all the fuss is about.

He lasted 30 times longer than I do - surely he sent her to heaven before he sent her to hell?

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I thought you said 30 minutes, which would make you last -15 minutes. Which is kinda a problem for you.

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Honour-killings!


EDIT: Pig, I need to hang with you in my quest to land arab chicks (the ones in London are a bit uptight).

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sounds like a stupid thing you've done pig, but if you feel good about it ... *shrug*


On a side note, red-heads are 'THE' bomb.

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I like red pubic haired girls.

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Am i the only one who got the impression of a creepy* virgin fetish?











* yes yes i know this is GD

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ye i was a twat ;/

we spoke yesterday though and i said sorry, she said sorry, and we just erm spoke like friends. Probably the longest convo I had with her in a good month or so.

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I just got out of a relationship with a red-head.

Let me just say that you are wrong and you need to die for it.