Glamour models? Yay or Nay?
 

Last night I went to a local night spot where 'Nuts' were running some sort of...thing.
This thing.

So, I got to meet, greet, fondle and kiss (on the cheek) Lucy Pinder and the stand-in-blonde-girl Danielle Mason .

Now, Ms. Mason was damn nice in person, good looking, perfect makeup and nice and genial.
I did like her in a "thats-an-unattainable-girl" kinda way. Still gave it a shot but was interrupted by bouncers moving her along to some photo op. I doubt I would have gotten far however heh.

Ms. Pinder. She was tiny. I mean titchy. Huge massive gigantic boobs. I mean, they look big in print but on such a tiny tiny frame it's like they are magnified x10. Imagine a lollypop stick holding two melons, then you get close.
She was ok, not the prettiest I thought. I mean she wasn't ugly, but she was hardly what you might call spectacular.

However, she seems to have legions of fans, drooling over her. Obsessed with her.

So let me ask you, Glamour Models? Like or Dislike?
Too fake or Just Right?


Disclaimer: This is, in part, a little thread boasting about me meeting two glamour models. But it's mostly about the question. Really. It is. I swear.

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I pulled probably the hottest girl i will ever pull last night, so i'll go with real women over glamuor models but i'm just boasting as well :cool:.

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Congratulations, JC :up:

Also, as for glamour models - they are usually quite pretty and if it's a one night deal, by all means, go for it. As for more, the same counts for them as for any other girl. They may be pretty, but if they have the average intelligence of Jessica Simpson, they can still sod off.

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'Glamour models' are alright to wank off to, I suppose, if you've got no real porn.

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Glamour models. 'Real' women.

It's all good.

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You bastard.

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Do glamour models still have vaginas?

If yes then why not

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I agree, 'real' women i would have a relationship with, but glamour models only a shag. Unless they happened to be rarest of rare, smart.

Also real > fake any day of the week.

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[self-pity]
lucky you. i met the probably hottest girl ive met in a long time last night and nothing happened. i could tell myself that nothing happened because i was there with a friend of mine, who also was somewhat attracted to her, which made the whole situation somewhat awkward, but the simple truth is im just too stupid for this kind of thing :(
[/self-pity]

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there is no intelligence in pulling, just who has the bigger balls :(

so console yourself in knowing that although you may never ever have sex again. however you at least have some form of intelligence with which to fantasise about doing it anyway.

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Being an elder I can only remind you of the truth of ages:

1. Beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes all the way to the bone.

2. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder but a nice set of bosoms can cover both of your eyes.

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My housemate from uni went to school with Michelle Marsh (Shared some classes etc). I've probably mentioned it before, but it always makes me a bit jealous.

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Rather boringly, i find certain glamour models hugely attractive. Miss Pinder being one of my favourites.

so... yea.

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i love you icy

but i dont love this thread

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It sucks I know.
But it's a good question though, such fake plastic ok looking women can seemingly turn men into drooling idiots for some reason that is beyond me.

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What are 'glamour models', are they like well known page 3 girls or something? I dont think I've heard of either of the two people you mentioned (although the name Pinder rings a bell from somewhere) but they look pretty generic.

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Let me just say that im envious if you manage to avoid popular culture to the extent you claim to.

But i have a lot of trouble believing you when you come out with things like "who is frank lampard? i think i heard someone mention his name on a train once?" and other statements claiming complete ignorance about popular culture.

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That's a bit harsh on Nod, i dont think i'ld heard of either of those 2 models. Maybe i dont read FHM/Loaded/Nuts enough.

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How does Nod overhear things when he makes sure he spends £100s on headphones to make sure he can't :confused:

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If they asked nicely they'd get it.

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Yeah, but that's not what he asked.

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Most glamour models follow the same pattern of huge tits and minging faces. There are a few exceptions but most of them aren't particularly appealing.

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I have no idea who frank lampard is.

but i do know what glamour models are.

IN YOUR FACE GORDON!!

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But I've never said I didnt know who Frank Lampard was :confused:
what? :confused:

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Glamour Models they are not

Whores with exposure in lads mags that arent fit for a dentists waiting room they are.

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You would be surprised how common this is, I've met more celebs/models than I have fingers to count on, and so many of them were nothing like the photos in real life. In particular there seems to be a trend of them being really small in size as compared to the way they are portrayed in photos and on TV.

The most memorable model I've met was probably Imogen Bailey

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Glamour models are REAL people too you know.

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I cant imagine giving either of them a second look in day light with no make up on.
though i might notice the boobs as i find fat repulsive (two squidgy lumps of lard is so not a turn on)

would be a very dull world if everyone liked the same sort of thing though, and i have no problem with women making money out from sex.

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I don't even want to know who Frank Lampard is.

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dante makes posting quicker because all you have to do is quote him :up:

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I personally dont like glamour models. Even worse is that Jordan lives in a village 12 miles away.