Petition for Al-Qaida
 

I asume you have your lengthy arms and far seeing eyes all of the interweb, thus also here.

I hereby beg you in your next 'campaign of terror' to focus on the real bitches of what I would call 'American life' and 'capitalistic bastard' or in general 'Western ****ers'.
I want you to bomb the **** out of them, make life hell and make them, and those associated, wish that they were never been born.
Those agreeing with said victims should be sodomized in the most gruesome manner known to mankind, or worse.
I am talking about the RIAA.

Kill the mofo's.


Signed

Hans Morsink
aka
Theamion.

Do a petitiononline.com thing and I'll sign.

Me too :nv::up:

agreed :up:

aye me too

I wonder how long it would take the CIA to come visit me if I signed that.

not long as New Mexico has a few offices for Intelligence agencies. ;-)

Lately I've been having this fantasy of getting together ~100 people, building a rolling pirate ship or two, and driving down to RIAA headquarters and shooting the **** out of them. Then we'd make off with their secretaries and ATM cards, and sail off into the ocean.

It'd be like that scene from Meaning of Life. Except then Monty Python would get sued for inspiring violence. :(



It's a nice fantasy tho.

This thread has my approval :):up:

They deserve a few vans of TNT shoved down their arse indeed.

You really want to kill hundreds of people even if they are employed by the RIAA ?

They are collabarators.

Maybe we could persuade that 12 yr old who is being sued to make a suicide attempt. That would also work...

Filing lawsuits (even against 12-year-olds) is justification for terrorism?

Ashcroft's got nothing on you guys. :)

Al-Queda!!! Al-Queda!!! Al-Queda!!! Al-Queda!!!

DOWN WITH THE RIAA!!! DOWN WITH THE RIAA!!! DOWN WITH THE RIAA!!! DOWN WITH THE RIAA!!!

RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE!!!!!

I sense anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to the Dark Side. The Dark Side leads to the RIAA.

:down:

Maybe when they blow up the RIAA offices, instead of shouting 'Allah Ackbar', they could shout 'Kazaa Ackbar'

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It was a pirate office block :p

Creative license.

The RIAA doesn't employ people.