Hey forum users, on my lap
 

Guess who's back with a brand new rant?



Hello everyone. I hope you enjoyed the last 9 months, so you detest the next 3. i'm back in black for the summer. Jobless, poor, and i havent washed my hair in a long time. I have lots of stories, but i'll have to exaggerate and hollywoodise them before i bother my ****ing arse telling any of them.

How have you been? Actually, im not bothered. talk about me for a while.

Re: Hey forum users, on my lap
 

i should write something witty here since its the first reply to a thread thats likely to be massive.

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It'd be ironic if it only made 10 posts. lo deffeh. i didn't notice you were gone :(

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Your pith has been mithed.

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wb scottish one. i missed you. <3

Re: Hey forum users, on my lap
 

Posting in a deffeh thread.

Re: Hey forum users, on my lap
 

Eminem quote.

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generic anti-scottish insult.

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is it you who lived on a little island thing?

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lo durbrain.

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in the old days attention whores were pretty

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wheres ejohn gone? he seemed more bitter

Re: Hey forum users, on my lap
 

Deffeh returns and ejohn disappears ... CONSPIRACY!!!