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Dace 4 Jan 2003 03:13

A little Haiku i would like to share with the forums
 
Is Paul Adam's Girlfriend Really Pregnant?

Medics panicking
They thought they sterilised him
Find some stairs quickly

Ragnarak 4 Jan 2003 03:14

well is 'she'?

MrL_JaKiri 4 Jan 2003 03:17

I still prefer mine
You know, those from September
The ones about nod.

Dace 4 Jan 2003 03:18

Quote:

Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
I still prefer mine
You know, those from September
The ones about nod.



You cant be serious.

That post must "trump" all Haiku's ever written.

It is GENIUS.

Intervention 4 Jan 2003 03:18

This is a haiku
this line contains all seven
but this one just five

Dace 4 Jan 2003 03:20

Quote:

Originally posted by Ragnarak
well is 'she'?


She's "late" apparantly.

MrL_JaKiri 4 Jan 2003 03:22

Quote:

Originally posted by Dace
You cant be serious.

That post must "trump" all Haiku's ever written.

It is GENIUS.

I was in a pub
Waiting to see that old Ross
Text messaging's great.

Ragnarak 4 Jan 2003 03:22

Quote:

Originally posted by Dace
She's "late" apparantly.
oh heh
you mean there is a tiny chance that he wasn't an impotent fag and the world could soon be experiencing Sunday Mark II*









*someone rewrite that as a haiku, ta :p

MrL_JaKiri 4 Jan 2003 03:25

Quote:

Originally posted by Ragnarak
oh heh
you mean there is a tiny chance that he wasn't an impotent fag and the world could soon be experiencing Sunday Mark II*



*someone rewrite that as a haiku, ta :p

I doubt the tale's truth
Besides the fact that he's gay
He can't get it up

Dace 4 Jan 2003 03:29

Quote:

Originally posted by Ragnarak
*someone rewrite that as a haiku, ta :p


Even With a Penis Could Sunday Have Bred?

Fat people can't f*ck
Their no-no places can't meet
As such its doubtful

MrL_JaKiri 4 Jan 2003 03:33

Quote:

Originally posted by Dace
Even With a Penis Could Sunday Have Bred?

Fat people can't f*ck
Their no-no places can't meet
As such its doubtful

Dace, erin isn't fat
Despite all your fantacies
My one's better lolz.

Matrim 4 Jan 2003 03:33

I don't get that about the stairs.










Matrim

MrL_JaKiri 4 Jan 2003 03:36

Quote:

Originally posted by Matrim
I don't get that about the stairs.

What dace is saying
Is that if she's traumatised
She'll lose the baby

Matrim 4 Jan 2003 03:42

Quote:

Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
What dace is saying
Is that if she's traumatised
She'll lose the baby



That is too bad
I recon climbing stairs and the such
Is good for killing traumae





Matrim

Dace 4 Jan 2003 03:44

Quote:

Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
What dace is saying
Is that if she's traumatised
She'll lose the baby



Feelings of a Future Mother

She's in trauma now
She thinks she's pregnant
It's Paul Adam's child

MrL_JaKiri 4 Jan 2003 03:52

Quote:

Originally posted by Dace
Feelings of a Future Mother

She's in trauma now
She thinks she's pregnant
It's Paul Adam's child

I think this proves it
I'm (ignore innuendo)
The straight man for Dace

Dace 4 Jan 2003 04:03

Quote:

Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
I think this proves it
I'm (ignore innuendo)
The straight man for Dace



It "Appears" That Paul Adam is Heterosexual

E. had her straight man
Sunday proved he wasn't Gay
Poor performance tho

MrL_JaKiri 4 Jan 2003 04:08

Quote:

Originally posted by Dace
It "Appears" That Paul Adam is Heterosexual

E. had her straight man
Sunday proved he wasn't Gay
Poor performance tho

So Sunday aint gay
He still likes ****ing men lolz
Bisexual, perhaps?

Dace 4 Jan 2003 04:18

Quote:

Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
So Sunday aint gay
He still likes ****ing men lolz
Bisexual, perhaps?



Appearances Can Be Deceptive Tho - Paul Adam Might Not be Hetero

No parental love
Paul tries to find it elsewhere
Pillow talk with men

MrL_JaKiri 4 Jan 2003 04:23

Paul: Male no longer?
Remember the 'villain' from
Silence of the Lambs

MrL_JaKiri 4 Jan 2003 04:26

The thing with that one
I just wrote it to get in
'Silence of the Lambs'

Dace 4 Jan 2003 04:34

Jakiri You Stupid Twat

You have ****ed this up
We were alternating turns
Hang your head in shame

MrL_JaKiri 4 Jan 2003 04:37

Quote:

Originally posted by Dace
Jakiri You Stupid Twat

You have ****ed this up
We were alternating turns
Hang your head in shame

Ah well, so it goes
Having said that, look at Pav's
Lolzoration, yes?

Dace 4 Jan 2003 04:45

Quote:

Originally posted by Pavil Twice.
Teenage dream; long flight.
Rohypnol in girls Vimto
A childs life is ruined

Quote:

Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
Ah well, so it goes
Having said that, look at Pav's
Lolzoration, yes?



It's Just a Matter of Time Until Paul Graham Messes Up

It's beginners luck
That or he copied someone
He'll crack soon enough

MrL_JaKiri 4 Jan 2003 04:58

Quote:

Originally posted by Pavil Twice.
No flair and no hair,
Posts about his mother's name.
She they greet 'Hi Coo!'

Bad punning's the thing?
Mugabe's an OK bloke
He won't mug a bee

Dace 4 Jan 2003 04:59

Quote:

Originally posted by Pavil Twice.
No flair and no hair,
Posts about his mother's name.
She they greet 'Hi Coo!'



Mr Graham Has Cracked Already

Gibberish flows forth
Meanderings of the mind
Paul's brain is left tired

MrL_JaKiri 4 Jan 2003 05:04

Quote:

Originally posted by Pavil Twice.
Israel. Work booms.
Suicide bombers pass by
the 'Cofee and Nan'

That is truly dire.
But if Id the prop, I'd do
Jean-Marie le Pen

Androme 4 Jan 2003 05:04

Haiku?
What's that?
I suck at this.

Dace 4 Jan 2003 05:11

Quote:

Originally posted by Pavil Twice.
No flair and no hair,
Posts about his mother's name.
She they greet 'Hi Coo!'

Quote:

Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
Bad punning's the thing?
Mugabe's an OK bloke
He won't mug a bee



Considerable Physical Discomfort

My eyes are bleeding
Just quit it with the puns now
Become a nice man

MrL_JaKiri 4 Jan 2003 05:15

Quote:

Originally posted by Dace
Considerable Physical Discomfort

My eyes are bleeding
Just quit it with the puns now
Become a nice man

Quit it now, you say...
Did you hear the one about
Oh, ok, I'm stopping.

MrL_JaKiri 4 Jan 2003 05:16

Quote:

Originally posted by Pavil Twice.
Met in crowded room.
Where some go to forget gloom.
Tale of charmless man.

Daman Albarn then
Or at least his works, for now
Here's The Great Escape

MrL_JaKiri 4 Jan 2003 05:20

Quote:

Originally posted by Captain T'Bolt
My Profound Thought

Haikus suck much ass
Why do we even post them
Haikus really suck

hahahahaha
hahahahahahaha
****ing witty man

Dace 4 Jan 2003 05:20

Quote:

Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
Daman Albarn then
Or at least his works, for now
Here's The Great Escape



In The Nineties Music Was Dead

I didn't like Blur
Same with Oasis really
Bunch of f*ckin' Fags

MrL_JaKiri 4 Jan 2003 05:22

Quote:

Originally posted by Dace
I didn't like Blur
Same with Oasis really
Bunch of f*ckin' Fags

Oasis: true ****e, yes
The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Are better than both.

Dace 4 Jan 2003 05:26

Quote:

Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
Oasis: true ****e, yes
The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Are better than both.



The Chillis

Drugs are bad mkay
Someone should have told the band
Avoid needless death

Dace 4 Jan 2003 05:30

Quote:

Originally posted by Pavil Twice.
Back on topic

Paul Adam a dad?
Guess, I will catch the snowplow
back to hell it seems



Paul Adam's Declaration

Paul came to #forums
He told everyone the news
I think it's a troll

Dace 4 Jan 2003 05:33

Quote:

Originally posted by Pavil Twice.
Students

Dace quotes Fight Club more.
Posting Hai Ku's until dawn.
Counts their syllables.



What Really Happend

I'm not a student
I graduated last Year
I went on the dole

MrL_JaKiri 4 Jan 2003 05:36

Quote:

Originally posted by Captain T'Bolt

Who the **** is he
And how can he have a kid
If he is so gay?

Read the thread you goon
I do believe you'll find this
covered just above.

Dace 4 Jan 2003 05:38

Quote:

Originally posted by Pavil Twice.
Paul Adam cries wolf

She isn't preggers.
He made it up to make sure,
that all knew he'd ****ed.



Implications That Erin is a Hooker

A likely event
Paul makes a home porn movie
Payment is not filmed

MrL_JaKiri 4 Jan 2003 05:40

Quote:

Originally posted by Dace
Implications That Erin is a Hooker

A likely event
Paul makes a home porn movie
Payment is not filmed

I was in glasgow
The prozzies decided to
Chase him up the street.

Dace 4 Jan 2003 05:44

Erin needs some Happy Pills

How bad can she feel
Happiness is just a word
No dictionary here

MrL_JaKiri 4 Jan 2003 05:45

Quote:

Originally posted by Pavil Twice.
Free Willy

Flesh meets flesh, wobbles.
Grunting noises scare neighbours.
Paul eats crisps, during.

That's terrifying
Couldn't you at least have put
A warning on it?

Dace 4 Jan 2003 05:50

A Development in Paul Adam's Very First "Grown Up" Relationship

Howling at the moon
Erin's mind has gone bye bye
Paul keeps her chained up

Dace 4 Jan 2003 06:01

At The Birth

Paul's Firstborn arrives
The Doc tries to put it back
A struggle ensues

Dace 4 Jan 2003 06:19

Religious Experiences

The Child is Baptised
Water splashes everywhere
Drowning is painless

Dace 4 Jan 2003 06:34

Suckling

Blood flowing with milk
Erin breast feeds little one
Paul is not well hung

Dace 4 Jan 2003 06:57

Last ones from me too (for tonight anyway)
 
"Forrest" Adam

Remedial Class
Special bus to School each day
Like Father like Son




Chaos Theory - Paul Adam Style

Butterfly effect
Paul makes it through another day
God kills a kitten

menth0l 4 Jan 2003 10:40

How can this be


Say it is not so
Paul Adams ****ed it up on
his very first time


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