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KaneED 21 Jan 2004 23:07
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ps. morning glory is an asexual erection so you'll last longer because it takes a while for it to become a sexual one. bonus

MrL_JaKiri 21 Jan 2004 23:10
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Evergreen
You can see where I am coming from.
Bloody webcams.

Evergreen 21 Jan 2004 23:13
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
Bloody webcams.
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MrL_JaKiri 21 Jan 2004 23:13
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Evergreen
Could not locate remote server :(:(:(

Snurx 21 Jan 2004 23:14
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:cool::up:

Dace got(almost) lucky!

Deepflow 22 Jan 2004 00:07
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Evergreen
Women don't get morning glory.

The only way to get any in the morning is if you manipulate their sleep so they start having horny thoughts.

Otherwise they wake up totally self conscious about their breath, hair, feel like crap, usually whine about their insides etc etc.

You can see where I am coming from.
about 80% of the time ive woken up in the same bed as a woman i just had sex with i have sex again. Obviously whatever you did the night before didnt leave her WANTING MORE.

+morning sex is the best, clear head and fresh stamina etc.

Pyr0 MK III 22 Jan 2004 00:08
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
Liz not having sex means Rankin cant have sex either.
priceless

Kurashima 22 Jan 2004 00:11
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Evergreen
Women don't get morning glory.

The only way to get any in the morning is if you manipulate their sleep so they start having horny thoughts.

Otherwise they wake up totally self conscious about their breath, hair, feel like crap, usually whine about their insides etc etc.

You can see where I am coming from.
I can second the previous Post. 80-90% of the time they wake up, they want to have sex again.

It must be specific to waking up next to you mate. :D

**** YOU PAGE 2

Knight Theamion 22 Jan 2004 12:41
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updates?

Evergreen 22 Jan 2004 15:06
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Deepflow
about 80% of the time ive woken up in the same bed as a woman i just had sex with i have sex again. Obviously whatever you did the night before didnt leave her WANTING MORE.

+morning sex is the best, clear head and fresh stamina etc.
You don't come across as someone who meets the better women of our society. I've had some great morning sex but it's just not something you get regularly especially if the lady has had a v exhausting night before.

MrL_JaKiri 22 Jan 2004 15:07
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Evergreen
You don't come across as someone who meets the better women of our society.
Says someone living in glasgow

Evergreen 22 Jan 2004 15:08
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
Says someone living in glasgow
Who's never dug as low as to get into bed with a scottish lassie.

Respectively this coming from someone who was very popular at an i-event.

MrL_JaKiri 22 Jan 2004 15:09
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Evergreen
Who's never dug as low as to get into bed with a scottish lassie.

Respectively this coming from someone who was very popular at an i-event.
Yes, very good.

Deepflow 22 Jan 2004 15:17
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Evergreen
You don't come across as someone who meets the better women of our society. I've had some great morning sex but it's just not something you get regularly especially if the lady has had a v exhausting night before.
the better women of our society?

i wouldnt say im exactly posh... but all the women i have had "relations" with have come from an upper middle class background (and good looking ones at that, apart from this one time when i was really wrecked and...), and they do get very "exhausted" as you so delicately put it. Not that thats all the women i know, just how things turned out.

Also, i have had corroboration of similar situations in this thread and it appears to be the case given by people i know in real life. Perhaps i shouldn't have been quite so offensive to you in my wording though, and i apologise for any offence caused. But attacking me personally is not the way to solve your own problem.

Evergreen 22 Jan 2004 15:28
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Deepflow
the better women of our society?

i wouldnt say im exactly posh... but all the women i have had "relations" with have come from an upper middle class background (and good looking ones at that, apart from this one time when i was really wrecked and...), and they do get very "exhausted" as you so delicately put it. Not that thats all the women i know, just how things turned out.

Also, i have had corroboration of similar situations in this thread and it appears to be the case given by people i know in real life. Perhaps i shouldn't have been quite so offensive to you in my wording though, and i apologise for any offence caused. But attacking me personally is not the way to solve your own problem.
I was actually trying to be supportive towards dace by telling him all women aren't morning women.

If you want to rain on his parade then by all means. I've been rudley waken from my morning slumber by my current gf with regards to morning sex and morning glory.

p.s. the upper-middle class of britain is still not something to brag about in my books.

Deepflow 22 Jan 2004 15:37
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i dont think theres any doubt in the areas of this girl "liking" dace or the fact that he is going to "get some". From the rest of the thread its obvious their reason for lack of morning sex is nothing to do with anything negative towards dace as she also obviously "wants the ****".

P.S i dont happen to believe your explanation anyway, but lets not dwell eh?

P.P.S i wasnt bragging, i was correcting.

Evergreen 22 Jan 2004 15:42
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Deepflow
i dont think theres any doubt in the areas of this girl "liking" dace or the fact that he is going to "get some". From the rest of the thread its obvious their reason for lack of morning sex is nothing to do with anything negative towards dace as she also obviously "wants the ****".

P.S i dont happen to believe your explanation anyway, but lets not dwell eh?

P.P.S i wasnt bragging, i was correcting.
Yawn. I'll brb with something good k?

Deepflow 22 Jan 2004 17:58
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nah you won't

anyway, any updates on the topic?

Jennifer 22 Jan 2004 18:23
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 In loving memory of

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MrL_JaKiri 22 Jan 2004 18:26
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Dace had morals?

KaneED 22 Jan 2004 18:27
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presumably he got lucky last night since he hasn't posted here yet

Jennifer 22 Jan 2004 18:28
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He was aware enough of the wrongness of his actions to hide them from the police.

Deepflow 22 Jan 2004 18:28
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its not immoral to get a girl drunk for the purposes of sex? is it?

i thought the point of getting her drunk was so she wouldnt remember his performance, rather than to take advantage of her. As she was already well up for it.

Dante Hicks 22 Jan 2004 18:31
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Let's not start that again.

p.s. Bourgeois morality is over-rated :cool:

Jennifer 22 Jan 2004 19:14
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Girls pretend to be 'up for it' so you'll spend weeks trying to get them into bed, while they comes up with excuse after excuse, so eventually you'll fall in love with them, buy them houses and cars and give them children. Don't you know ANYTHING? :rolleyes:

Deepflow 22 Jan 2004 19:16
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ice queen

Evergreen 22 Jan 2004 19:42
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I've never had to resort to any of this you know.

I guess charm is neglected these days.

IncubusGod 22 Jan 2004 19:45
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God I love women and I think I want to marry their leader Jennifer.

Cmdr_Cyrax 22 Jan 2004 23:51
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Comedy 'morality is objective' post.

Evergreen 22 Jan 2004 23:56
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurashima

**** YOU PAGE 2
Not quite Kura.

Page 2 posts are like trucker caps

Dante Hicks 23 Jan 2004 00:07
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jennifer
Girls pretend to be 'up for it' so you'll spend weeks trying to get them into bed, while they comes up with excuse after excuse
I really wish this were true.

Knight Theamion 23 Jan 2004 00:15
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I want Jenny to be a page 3 girl.

Tomkat 23 Jan 2004 04:15
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I want Jennifer to be a normal girl and not talk bollocks and pretend she knows what every girl is thinking.

Knight Theamion 23 Jan 2004 10:42
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I doubt Jenny is a 'real' girl.

AllFather|away 23 Jan 2004 11:59
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Didnt know they had exams in the 3rd grade :confused:

MrL_JaKiri 23 Jan 2004 12:02
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AllFather|away
Didnt know they had exams in the 3rd grade :confused:
I'm torn between the possibility of 'being an idiot' and 'being ironic' on this post, but, as it's you, I've gone for the former.

Dace 26 Jan 2004 14:04
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Update follows shortly.

JetLinus 26 Jan 2004 16:34
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:up: :up: :up:


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