AcidK's Christmas and New Years Party
 

That's right, it is Christmas today and I think it's time to celebrate, Roleplay style!


AcidK stood behind the bar, looking at the party hall with pride. He made sure it was fully stocked with drinks ranging from alcoholic, non-alcoholic and even deadly. The party hall already had music pumping from an automatic DJ box, playing uber-cheesy christmas songs. The dance floor was polished three times a day, making it very interesting to dance on as most people would slip as soon as they placed a foot down (much like standing on black ice on a very steep hill).

It's time to party, and AcidK was offering free drinks until new years day, just to get things started...

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....at which point he spotted the most stonking fit bird the other side of the room and went in hunt of his christmas shag, as he aproached her, she looked at him with a look of.....

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-ooc-
Erm... what the hell are you one?

Don't roleplay for me, roleplay your own damned character...
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*AcidK beats Marv with a stick for breaking roleplaying general rules.*

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...pure lust. It was on, or at least, so he thought. What he didn't realise, was the even more stunningly studly than him bloke standing behind him, with a smile on his face...



That approach so such so rocked, that I just had to join in on it :D

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*Flapjack in the meanwhile stepped in behind the dance floor, set his foot down and promptly went off sailing towards the bar, while yelling loudly*

"Incoming!"

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*AcidK looked up to see the gigantic golden dragon slip on the floor and watched with amusement as he fell. AcidK would have shook his head at that point, but then his pure-black eyes widened as he noticed the big lump hurtle towards him.*

Oh... fu...

*AcidK rose a hand and used telekinesis to stoop the dragon's movements, but watched as a little too much was used and Flapjack was hurtled backwards towards Fluffie.*

oops...

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*Walks on in, walks over to the bar and orders the strongest drink.*

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The strongest drink you say?

*AcidK turns around to look at his display of drinks, then looks down to a selection of metal cases, each of which wore the sign: 'Caution: Dangerous Chemicals'. AcidK lifted one of the cases up and placed it on the counter behind the bar and proceeded to open the case with delicate care. From the case he pulled out an untouched bottle of Myst Breaker and poored a shot into a crystal shot glass, taking his time with it in order to not spill a single drop onto the counter itself. He placed the bottle back into the metal case and closed it, placing it back to where it came from before passing the shot over to Bakan.*

I am sure you remember this stuff....

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"Certainly."

*Slips over some payment, then carefully picks up the glass, and throws it at Flapjack.*

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*AcidK's eyes widen as the Myst Breaker is thrown at an over-sized golden dragon and quickly sets about trying to get all the glass bottles under the counter within the 11.3 seconds he had. AcidK ended up diving behind an over-protected area of the bar and awaited the dealy results of the drink to take effect.*

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*Watches as the bartender frantically starts places all the glass bottles under the table. During this time the man pulls out a small flash, takes a sip and steps back from the golden dragon.*

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casualy strolling into the place, Zappa barely avoids a flying shotglass, looks around bepuzzled, and shouts:


"FOODFIGHT!!!!"

after which he starts lobbing different disgusting edible objects at different people

"eat my vegetables! MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA"

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Muha Runs inside, Narrowly Avoiding the Throngs of Woman chasing him down the street, But slips on the dancefloor and Takes out Zappa in 1 Fluid Motion

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crawling back to his feet, Zappa unloads a can of whoopass on Muha, in the form of boiling carrot soup

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*AcidK watches as Muha slips and Zappa falls over, and then watches as Flapjack finally explodes, taking the entire dancefloor with him (yet somehow keeping the shiny slippery floor intact.*

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*Flapjack then promptly steps out of the respawner and walks over to the bar, avoiding the dancefloor this time around*

"Say, you wouldn't happen to know who ordered that Myst Breaker, do you?"

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I do indeed... erm...

*AcidK pulls out a recent buyers list, then realises Bakan is the only customer whom has actually ordered a drink.*

I beleive it was Bakan, since he is the only person whom has bought a drink from me so far...

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Hearing the bartender mention his name, Bakan smiles and waves.

"Bartender, drinks all around, my tab!"

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Muha, After a Swift Carrot Soup Pummilling from Zappa, Drags himself up and orders a Fine Pint of NZ's Finest, and one for Zappa of course, charging it to Bakans tab, then steps back


"So ... where are the dancing girls?"


ooc//god, i havnt done this in so long!/ooc

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*AcidK looks at Muha with a pitying face.*

Weeelll, after Zappa pelted them with random food and tins of carrot soup, they ran off in quite a hurry... I could get some more, but most of them are already booked for the holidays :(

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*draws out the big-oll-bag-o-candy and lures teh luvleh dancing girls back in*

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*pounces the girls*

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Iconos enters the bar wearing something that is remotely awe-inspiring and cool. He walks over to a table and sits down expecting some dancer girl/exotic beauty to come serve him a drink. He hums the tune to the Andy Grifith's adventure in space.

"I'd like a drink, dancer girl, give me a drink."

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*AcidK looms over behind Iconos as he says this and then lets the light shine on this 8' 2" form. AcidK was very tall, yet surprisingly agile and dexterious. He looks at Iconos with a slightly bemused face.*

I'm not sure if the smoke has blurred your vision... but all the dancer girls are... ahem... busy trying to run away from Fluffie. You can have a drink, the bar is behind you... I don't like employing waiters :p

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"I see..." Iconos responded with a slight bow to his head. His face held a polite smile as he stood and shook his head. What a shame. Acidk was definately no dancer, but he wondered for fun how much money it would cost to turn him into one using a certain crude form of surgury. He laughed as he poured himself water. Only water and he sat back down.

Suddenly a group of dancing girls followed by a giggling Fluffie ran by his table.

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*runs around the clubs with the girls, doing several assorted.... things....*

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*AcidK shakes his head and turns away as Iconos went back to his table with water, and then starts tapping into his mind for fun.*

I wonder what he would be like if he thought he was a dancing girl... hmm... interesting, I shall like to see Fluffie's response...

*AcidK ends this point by copying the thoughts and memories of Iconos for backup in his own mind, then doing the same to a dancing girl. Then he begins to erase Iconos' imediate memory and replaces it with the duplicate memories from the dancing girl.*

Oh AK, you are evil...

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Richard steps into a hole in the wall and with a raised eyebrow runs a finger through the congealing mess around the edges; he sniffs it and has a has a quick taste before frowning at the bar in general.

"Okay, who blew up the dragon?"

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*AcidK, quickly distracted, suddenly looses his focus and instead of his evully genius plan to make Iconos suffer he accdientally hits Fluffie's mind instead.*

oops... no harm down... eheh...

*AcidK looks at Richpur with a smile, something that he takes about a good 5 minutes peruing.*

Bakan ordered a Myst Breaker, obviously I supplied such a drink... then he threw it on flapjack, causing the usual effects, that being explosions and apparent lack of dragon...

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Richard looks at the traces of dragon left on his finger.

"Uh... This had Myst Breaker in it?"

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Yup...

*AcidK looks down at his watch and looked up again before a swift duck about 1 second from the immenent blast.*

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*Make a timely arrival, as per usual.*

What? I haven't been blown u... Oh.

Crud.

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Richard's left eyeball bobs to a halt in the remaining half of a small tumbler and swivels around taking in the mess he's made on the ceiling, walls, floor, tables... Somewhere about five yards away and hovering at a height of six feet the thought pattern that usually resided in his brain thinks the words "Awww, shit." shortly before flickering out of existence.

Richard's entrails pull themselves from the surfaces they had been splattered across and, emitting a yellow tinged glow, flew backwards along their previous flight paths, converging into a body again.

"I think that probably hurt." Richard says as his brain restarts.


St. Peter looks up from the book on his desk and sighs at the person stood before him;

"Another one?" he mutters shaking his head slightly, "Well; welcome to heaven again. Just go through that door over there, no doubt the rest of you will want to know what you've been up to since last time you died."

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*AcidK, after quite the large explosion of the body that was once Richpur looks over the bar as he stand upright and notices Hewitt was right next to Richpur on time of death.*

After two explosions the MB wears off... however I might note that a good portion of your wing is missing...

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I... noticed...

*Hewitt winces in pain as his body emits a series of sickening cracks and fleshy pops as he grows back the parts of his wing, guts, face and bone structure that had been removed by the explosion.*

*crack* Ah... best that I don't do that again...

*Hewitt limps over to the bar, aching all over. He sits down heavily, the poor chosen bar stool creaking in protest.*

It's been a while... got any aged bottles of Dragon Drunk lying about?

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Do you think I would set up a bar in an area which two dragons reside and not carry Dragon-Drunk on me?

*AcidK pulls out a bottle from beneath the bar, opening the top with his gaunleted-right arm and hands it to Hewitt.*

I might add that I have somewhat improved the effectiveness of Dragon-Drunk, although only in flavour, increasing the dosage of that drink would mean a world-wide evacuation of all non-dragons...

*AcidK waits for Hewitt to take a sip before even telling him what the improvement is.*

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*ASME walks into the bar, but manages not to fall over...*

Hmm.. things have changed since i was last here... hmmm... oh well... Barkeeper, a drink please.

*While waiting for his drink, he sits down on one of the bar stools and surveys the rest of the bar.... he notices several scorch marks around the bar and raises his eyebrow as he watches Fluffie run around like a dancing girl.*

*He then notices several dancing girls pointing and laughing at Fluffie....*

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Which drink would sir prefer, I have some Emotion Blaster around somewhere here, positive emotions guaranteed of course.

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*Hewitt also raises an eyebrow but it is directed at Acidk as he hands over the bottle of 'improved' Dragon Drunk.*

I suppose you are going to wait until AFTER I drink this to tell me what has been done right? Heh...

*Hewitt brings the bottle to his jaws, leans back and takes a full hearty swig.*

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*AcidK waits patiently for Hewitt to take a swig and even waits until it is swallowed until he replies.*

Yes, as a matter of fact, because last time I told people about an improvement they refused to drink anything for a year. Just so you know, the improvement is two slight ingredient changes, one being a few drops of Emotion Blast, enough to gain a new positive emotion upon each swig, and a little bit of brimstone to allow for a more 'burning' sensation on the back of the throat, yet not enough to cause a full on flame.

*AcidK smiles broadly.*

You... may not want to talk for a few minutes mind...

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But of course my dear Barkepper. As to which drink, I think I shall have some of that Emotion Blaster you mentioned.

*ASME looks over to the dragon sitting next to him on his right, the sickening cracks and pops severaly limiting his appetite. He than manages to catch the barkeepers comment and wonders if it would be wise to move a few stools to his left*

Hmm, friend if I might ask, what on this planet did that to you? The explanation that most clearly presents itself is that you somehow managed to get caught in an explosion...

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*Hewitt slams the now empty bottle on the surface of the bar.*

Well well, an explosion you say? Shit I'm in the presence of a fu(king genius here, someone give the man a nobel prize already...

*Catches what Acidk just said.*

Aww jeez. I just spent many months of my precious time *hic* at this delightful meditation retreat to make peace with all those nasty *hic* I mean naughty alter-egos that like to surface from time to time *hic* the precious darlings are so ambitious! Anyway *hic!* now I've had your most delicious drink with it's tasty additions, *hic!* I'm just gonna be so screwed up again! Isn't that delightful?

Ulp!

BBBUUUURRRRRROOOOOOOOWWWWWWOOOSSSSHHHHH!!!!!!

Oopsie! I'm so so sorry about this! I mean burning your bar... and face... and patrons... and let's not forget I forgot to say excuse me! Oh excuse me! Teehee! So can I have another? huh? huh?

*Grins a sweet innocent-looking smile.*

((ooc: Just so you know, I'm making myself sick :rolleyes: ))

edit: Damn peeps posting before I finish *shakes fist* :p

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*AcidK rearranges his face, and most of the bar, before pulling out a normal bottle of argon-Drunk.*

I think you should go onto the normal stuff for a while...

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"Argon" Drunk? Oooo... something new! YAY!

*Quickly snatches the bottle and begins guzzling.*

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*Begins wondering if the bottle's label abruptly came off. AcidK then began to wonder if that was Dragon Drunk or the completely different Argon-Drunk, something that was designed to get spirits and energy-type beings. The latter would be quite lethal to anything with mass substance...*

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*Hewitt gently places the bottle of Argon-Drunk on the bar.*

Ohhhh... me not feel so good...

*Is completely unaware his body is about to undergo an instantious mass-to-energy, nuclear-type explosion in about fifteen seconds.......*

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*ASME rematerialises in the Respawner and walks back over to the bar where his still charred body rests*

Hmm.. bit of bad breath you got there mate... ummm.. mate..?

*Looks at the dragon... notices a bottle of Argon-Drunk on the bar... then looks at now glowing dragon...*

Oh.. now thats just f**king great isn't it.....

*runs and jumps behind a table... like thats going to help...*

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*AcidK stands there watching Hewitt with his usual smile and, after a while, takes a swig of the Argon-Drunk himself.*

Mmm, fruity...

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*Flapjack hadn't come out of cover yet, for it seems rather obvious this place is simply a continous disaster. This doesn't mean he's not somewhat surprised when someone jumps on top of him*

"Get of me before I... Before I... Acidk, happen to have any volcanos around here?"

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Coming right up!

*AcidK rose his hand and, instead of throwing a highly explosive drink towards Flapjack, he send a high-density telekinetic wave targeted at Hewitt, launching his almost-explosive body directly towards Flapjack.*