So this fat bird came up to me today
 

As I was getting into my car.

Asked me what type of cologne I wore.

I said none.

Then she asked what kind of perfume my gf wears.

I don't have a gf.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Did she ask what your dick smells like?

no, I sped off after the second comment.

Two options really

1. She works for a perfume company.
2. She's desperate.

you smell nice?

News to me, too.

Did she have a clipboard and pen?

no, but she was fat and ugly.

She wanted your body :rolleyes:

I fear that might of been the case.

It's not like she threw her pussy at you and flashed her tits vigorously while chaining you down for a 'ard ride, now was it?

Take the compliment man, even tho she was fat..

Yeah, you have to start somewhere...

Maybe you wash your hair with faggoty fruit smelling ****?

Was it.............
















































.............YOUR MOM

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOMGATOMATOBMFAO

Was she wearing a thong ?

Vaio