How to dump your girlfriend in 3 easy steps (for pig!)
 

When I was in Exeter a couple of weekends ago, we ended up in a nightclub.

Lots of drunk students around, so hormones were running high.

So were emotions.

We spotted this girl in the corner who was having a big argument with her (we assume) boyfriend. We didn't know either of them.

Now being kind, caring and considerate gentlemen (and because we were drunk and it was funny) we captured the immortal moments of the dumping on digital camera.

I apologise for there being an arm in the 2nd picture, and my friend's head in the 3rd. We had to do it covertly, so pretended to take pictures of each other, and then move the camera quickly to follow the events occurring.

Pay close attention now:

Picture 1 - Realisation. She's just been hit with the news, and is breaking down. He isn't sure what to do, so is trying to soften the blow. (plus cameo from my friend Tim)

Picture 2 - Anger. She's let it sink in now, and how DARE he dump her? Check out that CLAW!! That's pure hatred right there, fellas.

Picture 3 - Acceptance. The anger has passed now, and she's almost apathetic. It's over, and she realises it. The guy is just wondering if it'd be inappropriate for him to stop sitting with her now, and try to pull her friend.


So there you go guys. Prepare for the three stages - especially stage 2 (I can't get over the claw) - Realisation, Anger and Acceptance.

Re: How to dump your girlfriend in 3 easy steps (for pig!)
 

1) find a girlfriend

Re: How to dump your girlfriend in 3 easy steps (for pig!)
 

your friend is ugly.

Re: How to dump your girlfriend in 3 easy steps (for pig!)
 

you so need to find yourself some action dude....

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I'll let him know!!

Re: How to dump your girlfriend in 3 easy steps (for pig!)
 

Genius, ill try it out if "we are still friends" come friday or I could try jbgs suggestiong of cumming in her eye whilst telling her shes dumped, plus recording it.

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:up:

Re: How to dump your girlfriend in 3 easy steps (for pig!)
 

tomkat, youre a bastard, but youre my kind of bastard :)

Re: How to dump your girlfriend in 3 easy steps (for pig!)
 

Is it me or does she seem quite fiesty and attractive when she does that claw thing? With her mood at the time, sex would only be advised if you can handle the claw.

After sex go "well that was shit". Real mind-blower will leave them freaked out for weeks :cool: :up:

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You are all heartless bastards.

Re: How to dump your girlfriend in 3 easy steps (for pig!)
 

lancer isn't doing so well at this "fitting in on the forums" thing :(

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harsh but funny :up:

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I believe, in order to do that I need to look at someone's pain and have fun. Sorry, I am still human.

Re: How to dump your girlfriend in 3 easy steps (for pig!)
 

Yeah, lancer used 'You are' instead of 'your' even though 'You are' was clearly the correct form.

Somebody ought to tell him.

Re: How to dump your girlfriend in 3 easy steps (for pig!)
 

lol that's ace tk:))

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True dat my nigga!

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lol
pretty good
:D

Re: How to dump your girlfriend in 3 easy steps (for pig!)
 

Your mom's grunting last night clearly shows this statement to be false.

Re: How to dump your girlfriend in 3 easy steps (for pig!)
 

Nice post!


Classy pic of yer mate there too :D

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One day when you're all older, it may be possible that you'll regret all this foolishness. There will be no officinal later in life.

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Edited for great justice!

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If I'm honest, that's something I would do.

Nice TK.

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i quite fancy her, she looks all passionate and emotional and has a great mouth

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Hah. That's quite funny actually, and quite a public place for such a thing.
:up:

Re: How to dump your girlfriend in 3 easy steps (for pig!)
 

I would like to point something out:

In pic 1 her legs are crossed.
In pic 2 they aren't but the angle is too high
In pic 3 the angle is better but THERE IS A ****ING UGLY FACE IN THE WAY

I hope there were other pics :(

Re: How to dump your girlfriend in 3 easy steps (for pig!)
 

****ing genius TK though ...

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Tomkat again."

****!

Re: How to dump your girlfriend in 3 easy steps (for pig!)
 

DM ****ed a pig! DM ****ed a pig!

Re: How to dump your girlfriend in 3 easy steps (for pig!)
 

A Derby county fan walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find
that's a sheep, you idiot."

The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you !

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Substitute Derby for Welsh

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F***ing wankers givin out negrep for no particular reason sucks.

Re: How to dump your girlfriend in 3 easy steps (for pig!)
 

...and whining about it only get's you more. :/ Wait until you have a page full like I never did! Then you can complain. Yes I photoshopped that page of neg reps for false sympathy, I'm that pathetic. :D

Re: How to dump your girlfriend in 3 easy steps (for pig!)
 

shit man, that is brilliant. take a terrible moment of someone's life, when they are being turned from a happy girl on a night out to an emotional wreck, and spread it all over the internet..

for this, you earn many kudos.

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a couple of other notes. I think the smiley hat on the table is a really nice touch. kind of like a teddy bear in an aircraft wreckage. was the red eye in pic 2 photoshopped, or is that her natural hate coming out?

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"Shes got a great mouth" ?

ONLY IF SHES A HERBIVORE AND NEEDS THOSE HUGE ****ING TEETH TO EAT LEAVES OFF THE BRANCHES OF TREES!

:rolleyes:

Re: How to dump your girlfriend in 3 easy steps (for pig!)
 

how can any of you possibly find her attractive :(

Re: How to dump your girlfriend in 3 easy steps (for pig!)
 

because they know she is single, weak and vulnerable.

Re: How to dump your girlfriend in 3 easy steps (for pig!)
 

she would also have to be significantly better looking than that before i would go anywhere near her tbh

Re: How to dump your girlfriend in 3 easy steps (for pig!)
 

but if she was better looking, she probably wouldn't have looked like

this

then

this

and finally

this

and you wouldn't have been in with a chance.

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alcohol + poorly lighted nightclub = terrible regret in the morning