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Dace 15 Feb 2004 01:40

An Amusing Conclusion
 
As usual amusing for you but not for me.



This is the final part in "The Liz Story"

So far:

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3



NEVER GIVE THEM YOUR NUMBER


Now the last "episode" happend 3 weeks ago.

I left the relationship with me saying i'd call her.

I never did.



So i thought after deciding not to call her it would be in my best interest to get my sister to screen my calls.

This she duly did.

Nobody could contact me except via my sister.

It was a fool proof plan.

Unfortunately i am a better standard of fool than most.



On Wednesday night i

- came home from work

- put dinner in the oven

- was watching TV

- got up to check my food

- came back through to the living room

- was still standing 'cause my dinner was almost ready

- picked up the phone automatically when it started ringing because i was right beside it and i had my mind on other things (dinner and the show i was watching).



"Hello is Peter there?" says a female voice with a strong Glasweigan accent.

(Now this should have been a clear warning single. None of my friends call me Peter and nobody else phones me.)

"Yes. Speaking" says i.

"Hi Peter it's Liz here. I just wondered why you hadn't phoned me after saying you would after the cinema last Saturday."

(My sister, who was sitting a couple of feet away, informs me that at this point my jaw dropped and i went very white.)

"Ehhhhhh, uhhhhhhmmmmmm. Last Saturday?" says i

(The date had been the previous Saturday to that but i decided not to press it cause Liz sounded pissed as it was. I did however start mouthing the word "f*ck" alot.)

"Yeah last Saturday"

"Well uhhhh ahhhh" i began my defence brilliantly "I decided, errrr, that i thought you weren't THAT interested in me and, ehhhhh, that it would probably be, ehhhh, best if we, uhhhhhh, didn't, you know, see each other again and ,ummmmm, as such, ahhhhhh, a clean break would probably beforthebest."

God i felt weak with fear. This was such a ****ing nightmare.

Now i can't remember exactly what Liz said next but i relised that her accent had changed slightly.

Liz now sounded more like my "friend" Kelly.

Infact i realised IT WAS ****ING KELLY.

I have such great friends.

Leshy 15 Feb 2004 01:45

Re: An Amusing Conclusion
 
Best
Punchline
Ever

KoeN 15 Feb 2004 01:48

Re: An Amusing Conclusion
 
dace will you be my valentine? <3

Dace 15 Feb 2004 01:50

Re: An Amusing Conclusion
 
Not even for money.

JamMak 15 Feb 2004 01:58

Re: An Amusing Conclusion
 
It's so beautiful

Demon Dave 15 Feb 2004 02:11

Re: An Amusing Conclusion
 
LOL!!!!!!!!!!! Friends, don't you just love them?

QazokRouge5 15 Feb 2004 02:11

Re: An Amusing Conclusion
 
poetry in motion

Dace 15 Feb 2004 02:17

Re: An Amusing Conclusion
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Demon Dave
LOL!!!!!!!!!!! Friends, don't you just love them?



Not Kelly and not Matt (the guy who put her up to it).

Flavius 15 Feb 2004 22:50

Re: An Amusing Conclusion
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Leshy
Best
Punchline
Ever


midge5 15 Feb 2004 23:09

Re: An Amusing Conclusion
 
haha brilliant

skiddy 15 Feb 2004 23:49

Re: An Amusing Conclusion
 
Only you Dace, it could only happen to you...

roadrunner_0 16 Feb 2004 00:48

Re: An Amusing Conclusion
 
cheered me right up mate :)

Kurashima 16 Feb 2004 01:10

Re: An Amusing Conclusion
 
Dace's friends are considerably cooler than he is :D

Deepflow 16 Feb 2004 18:27

Re: An Amusing Conclusion
 
can i just suggest that someone saves this thread and those it links to at the top for posterity. I hate remembering old threads and having no way to look at them.

Dace 16 Feb 2004 20:51

Re: An Amusing Conclusion
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kurashima
Dace's friends are considerably cooler than he is :D



Only because knowing me makes them cool because i'm their friend and i'm a trendy type of dude whereas they are just a bunch of ****s so me hanging around with them demeans me but it makes them better so they are smarter on the making friends front or something i dont know exactly how this works out but in the end it means that i'm still the coolest.

Dace 16 Feb 2004 20:52

Re: An Amusing Conclusion
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Deepflow
can i just suggest that someone saves this thread and those it links to at the top for posterity. I hate remembering old threads and having no way to look at them.



I do not have the power to do what you ask.

roadrunner_0 17 Feb 2004 01:31

Re: An Amusing Conclusion
 
i however do :)

EDIT: and have :)

Tomkat 17 Feb 2004 01:46

Re: An Amusing Conclusion
 
Now we need a part 5, where Dace asks us for ideas on how to get his buddy back...

roadrunner_0 17 Feb 2004 11:06

Re: An Amusing Conclusion
 
**** his sister?
or tell him you have...

Cynical Oracle 17 Feb 2004 11:11

Re: An Amusing Conclusion
 
You still haven't ****ed her, right?

ChubbyChecker 17 Feb 2004 13:03

Re: An Amusing Conclusion
 
Did this incident make you cry?


lol!

Dace 17 Feb 2004 13:57

Re: An Amusing Conclusion
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by roadrunner_0
**** his sister?
or tell him you have...



He doesn't have a sister (and Kelly is an only child).

Dace 17 Feb 2004 13:59

Re: An Amusing Conclusion
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Cynical Oracle
You still haven't ****ed her, right?



No (and i very much doubt i ever will).

Grimble v2.0 17 Feb 2004 14:01

Re: An Amusing Conclusion
 
oh Dace, you're such a card

Dace 17 Feb 2004 14:03

Re: An Amusing Conclusion
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ChubbyChecker
Did this incident make you cry?


No

:sniff:

;'(

Cynical Oracle 17 Feb 2004 15:34

Re: An Amusing Conclusion
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dace
No (and i very much doubt i ever will).

Without having read all of the posts in forementioned threads, why not?

Liz 17 Feb 2004 16:47

Re: An Amusing Conclusion
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Cynical Oracle
Without having read all of the posts in forementioned threads, why not?

Because i'd never touch him with a bargepole after seeing all this stuff he's written about me on these ****ing forums full of weridos. What the hell were you playing at?

Dante Hicks 17 Feb 2004 16:49

Re: An Amusing Conclusion
 
I wondered when a gimmick like this would show up.

roadrunner_0 18 Feb 2004 01:12

Re: An Amusing Conclusion
 
it could only be a matter of time really couldnt it?

Phang 18 Feb 2004 01:25

Re: An Amusing Conclusion
 
gotta be jonny.

JonnyBGood 18 Feb 2004 02:09

Re: An Amusing Conclusion
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Phang
gotta be jonny.


Not me. I thought it would be too obvious seeing as we've "done" this one before, who with I forget but whatever.


PS My money's on kura.



PPS If it actually is her this would be quite possibly the greatest moment in the history of the internet though.

Deepflow 18 Feb 2004 02:39

Re: An Amusing Conclusion
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
PPS If it actually is her this would be quite possibly the greatest moment in the history of the internet though.

ah, but then she could explain what she was thinking the whole time and men would finally understand women and the universe would implode. :(

JonnyBGood 18 Feb 2004 02:45

Re: An Amusing Conclusion
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Deepflow
ah, but then she could explain what she was thinking the whole time and men would finally understand women and the universe would implode. :(


In the history of mankind no woman has ever managed to adequately explain anything. I doubt the trend would be reversed in this instance.

Cynical Oracle 18 Feb 2004 09:34

Re: An Amusing Conclusion
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Liz
Because i'd never touch him with a bargepole after seeing all this stuff he's written about me on these ****ing forums full of weridos. What the hell were you playing at?

Quote:

Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
PPS If it actually is her this would be quite possibly the greatest moment in the history of the internet though.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
In the history of mankind no woman has ever managed to adequately explain anything. I doubt the trend would be reversed in this instance.


JC 18 Feb 2004 14:09

Re: An Amusing Conclusion
 
Kura's not that shit*, and you can always tell his gimmicks because he forgets to change his comma style.




*this is debateable

JonnyBGood 18 Feb 2004 14:28

Re: An Amusing Conclusion
 


Yeah but she could have explained it badly am i rite?

Cynical Oracle 18 Feb 2004 14:32

Re: An Amusing Conclusion
 
Whatever the conclusion is, this be amusing thinks me.

JonnyBGood 18 Feb 2004 14:34

Re: An Amusing Conclusion
 
She called us weirdos. Me and my imaginary friend Billy don't like that :mad:

Cynical Oracle 18 Feb 2004 15:00

Re: An Amusing Conclusion
 
Stop speaking on behalf of Billy! I'm sure he's able to speak for himself.

PS! Bob say's hi!

JC 18 Feb 2004 15:12

Re: An Amusing Conclusion
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
Me and my imaginary friend Billy

I thought Billy had no mates :confused:.

roadrunner_0 18 Feb 2004 21:52

Re: An Amusing Conclusion
 
can you imagine anyone being geeky enough to actually come onto here are actaully argue the toss raather than just phoning dace and shouting at him?

KraKto$is8 18 Feb 2004 22:54

Re: An Amusing Conclusion
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by JC
I thought Billy had no mates :confused:.

Jonny's actually Billy's imaginary friend.


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