most used lie in the world?
 

this will only hurt a little bit

in this instance
bloody lying beauty therapist wielding a laser

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Compared to the maximum level of possible pain, it probably does only hurt a bit.

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The fact youre going to a beauty therapist tells me youre far too self obsessed to be hanging around a forum filled with testostegeeks.

Away with you and your attention whoring Madi! Its completely unbecoming!

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Most used lie? "No, of course that woman isn't more attractive than you dear."

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A laser? Was it some kind of death ray?

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"i'll get up in five minutes" methinks

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I'd have to agree with the "I love you too" one.

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Or maybe it was a time travelling beauty therapist who thought she was preventing the rise of the machines!

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'I have some sweeties in my pocket' is Dace's most used lie.

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She means nothing to me.



OH YEAH? THAT'S WHY YOU KEEP SEVENTY PICTURES OF HER IN COMPROMISING POSITIONS IN YOUR SAFE AND WANK OVER THEM AT NIGHT?

Re: most used lie in the world?
 

Some form of religion would probably be the most used lie, as they're mutually exclusive.

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i thought it would be 'i don't know'
i mean sure sometimes you really don't know.. but other times you'd say it to prevent putting yourself in a bad situation.

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we can hope

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Lets presume that catholicism is incorrect; that means that 1 BILLION people, 1/6th of the population, is believing/telling lies.

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I thought a lie was only a lie if the person telling it knew it was untrue.

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Yeah, but I can't make religions out to be dens of cheats with that definition.

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i don't count beliefs as lies.
lhc is right. it's only a lie if you KNOW it's untrue

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Hehe. I think it's far more common that people will volunteer an answer when they don't have a ****ing clue. At least on the internet. ;)

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"It's for your own benefit."

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another one good one actually is 'nothing'
how many people use this as the answer to 'what are you doing?' nothing. you're not doing nothing you LIAR!

i say this all the time :(

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"it'll be alright"

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That sounds really dodgy. Isn't that like 'It's only a lie if you don't manage to convince them' *


I think the biggest lie is: 'I'VE GOT A HEADACHE'


























*This post is sponsered by oil of Olay anti-aging cream, proven to reduce the signs of aging by 99.9999999999999999999999999999%

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"errr, that was great"

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"No, I'm not gay"


Or is that just me.

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14/f/ca

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hahahahaha

I mean
Almost nothing really deserves a hahahaha or lol, either on real life or internet.

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^^^

lol

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for dace its like "no officer i swear she said she was 16"

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What if you once knew it was untrue. then tricked yourself into believing it was true!

Also,

"No, i'm over her."

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How can one prove that god doesnt exist?

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this thread will not turn into a religious debate :\

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"No, don't be silly, of course I don't think you're stupid."

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"You don't have to pay me back"

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It wont, because its impossible to refute decently that affirmation.

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"I just want us to be friends"

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"I was/am visiting relatives"

So many people visit generic relatives so often I don't believe it can all be true.

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Most people do have relatives. And tend to visit them.
Well....what do I know!

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And it always happens when they have some work to do, am i rite?

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You can't. Occam's razor.

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That´s the point.

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this is a good thread madi :)

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Did you use it to get rid of some nasty bodyhair?

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Maybe I'm cynical, but I was going to go with the opposite ('I do know') or some permutation of it.

i suppose 'i don't know' could be the least used truth.

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evolution.

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Tell us why, dude. We've asked you before.

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I'd say it was both.

'I don't know' is probably an often used lie in the context of something like 'Where did item x come from' 'Oh I swear to god I don't know'

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schooldays are the best days of your lives...

well, its at least a common one.

also

wanking makes you go blind

i overslept

and

of course that doesnt make your bum look big (listen to that one ladies)

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as soon as i have time to, i will do, unfortunately right now my life begins with final year project work and pauses for sleep and food occasionally.

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lhc got it :P

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And posting on GD of course.