Kegel exercises
 

There is this show "talking sex with sue johanssen(whatever is her name spelt like)" and this bloke said his gf wanted him to cum on her face, but he could only squirt like 5cms and then she told him to do these exercises and he would be able to cum the whole room. Has anyone tried that?

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I mean.....what?

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Just put your cock up against her face. I don't see where the problem is. Anyway, Kegel exercises are for fags and guys who care about how long they last in bed (i.e., fags).

Imagine a 70-year-old woman in flannel knitting while she answers question from guys who want help jizzing on their girlfriends faces.

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I did not enjoy reading this thread :(

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Its all about tensing your muscle at the right time.

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Phone number please!!!!


[/Dace]

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I can remember kegel's first being discussed with much hilarity back in the mer days.

Can't say this is anything new.

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Oh look something that isn't new on the internet.





SOMEONE CALL THE FEDS!

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Can't say there's much hilarity either.

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They've been called, they say they are busy tracking some irish terrorist who plays poker.

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I think there was in the old days, but then again it's easier to pretend that things were better then.

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Seeing as I haven't moved off my ass in about 5 hours I don't think they're doing a particularly good job man.

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The internet. Now with 50% more users and 50% less hilarity. It's a proportional curve*.







*Strangely enough it also means that al gore was the funniest man in the universe at one point.

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It is conveniently easy.

omg the intarweb used to be so leet.

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so, in short, no one tried that?

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I've tried them and yes they do work, they also help you delay orgasm which was handy when you started having sex for the first few times and had trouble lasting but now they are pretty unnecessary (unless you want to go for hours for some reason and why the hell would you want to do that)

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If you're like Jonny and
it might be a way of keeping yourself amused, I guess...

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kegel exercises are also about how far you can shoot your load, the stronger they are the further it flies!

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How far away exactly is the girl/boy you're ****ing going to be?

In the next room?

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Its meant to surprise the girl with your virility. Say you cum in his belly, but due to the high speed you actually spray semem in her belly, and all the semem flies acroos her body and end up splashing her face. She would be most pleased:cool:

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You've said too much

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yep i confuse his and her all the time
its like where and were...

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Riiiiiiiiiiiight...

You're the virgin, aren't you?

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I doubt it.

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chrism you again! I never get tired of talking about that one time where we discussed/fought over the should/shouldnt PA be a paid game.
You are amongst the reasons that made me stick around these forums. Thank you!
Í am formerly known as Muslim btw

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post of the month

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What happened to your old account?

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It caught AIDS and died.

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i broke too many rules too many times :(
They never told me that they were counting how many times i messed up. I thought that breaking one rule at a time wouldnt get me into trouble:rolleyes:

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We're all glad you stayed Muslim.

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Threads like this causes the red mist of unrelenting anger against the perpetrators of the hideous crime of banning you in the first place to fall over my eyes.

YOUR PLACE IN GD HISTORY IS ASSURED.