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I would like to welcome myself to this vile place.

There will be much disappointment if I'm not met with hostility.

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**** off kura.

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HI!

Hope you like it here, the people are soooooooo friendly, if you need anything, just send a PM and we'll all see what we can do to help.

<<<<<<<<<<<HUGZ>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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All around my hat I shall wear a tiny mammal

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You are black and white, but your hat is purple. I find this most strange.

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and the reason why you're wearing it? :rolleyes:

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Ask Bill Bailey, they're his lyrics.

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Do you sleep in your hat? Unrelated but interesting.

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I'll ask him when he comes home

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its not that tiny a mammal really

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Hello Nick, arent you banned?

( unless theres another person from manchester university halls who didnt show up on ip search )

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**** off Koen

(is there a reason for all this abuse?)

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he wants your bum

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Official : Fatherhood has seen DM turn into a soppy old bastard who will shortly be seen on IRC handing out messages such as *DM Huggles JammyJim* and *DM Nuzzles you softly*.

THIS INSANITY MUST STOP. THE CHILD MUST NOT BE ALLOWED TO EXERT SUCH INFLUENCE OVER DM'S FEEBLE OLD MIND!

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Hes in a bloody long queue then.

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you should get neg regged to death for this post, kurashima.

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He's implying this is one of your gimmicks. You know after that recent post complaining about the lack of gimmicks? :)

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Are you going to quit after 789 posts?

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I'd rather be soppy bastard than a sloppy-bellied bastard.

\o.

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Youve got a middle aged spread the size of Minnesota. Dont be lecturing me on body shapes Old Man. Your days of being "Mr Motivator" are long since over.

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Hi friend!

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GD people are mean :mad:

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This is fun! I feel loved.

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Make the most of it, in 2 weeks you will be treated as bad as the rest of us twats

~Vaio~

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If you regard yourself as a 'twat', then it's hardly a good start :(

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Could be worse, They haven't made me a mod yet.

~Vaio~

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You could have convinced me otherwise. Just kidding ;) Can we get married?

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I love you.

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Only if you are

a: Incredibly rich with a nice house in the country
b:NOT american, I don't want to do that shit again
c: female

None of those conditions are negotiable

~Vaio~

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I may have to decline you for Weeks. I'm in demand it seems.

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Weeks is the forum bike, he is like that with EVERYONE.

~Vaio~

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american girls are vampires, they will suck you dry

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Yes. £12750 and counting........

~Vaio~

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I've just got so much love to give Vaio.

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is polygyny permitted?

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much sympathy from me :(