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GOOOOOOOOOO MELODRAMA!

I went to the pub after work last night. I drank 3 pints of stella, then i came home.

My sister and her friend normally go to the Student Union on a Tuesday night. I've been kinda teasing my sister recently about how i fancy her friend. Last night though the reason i wanted to go out with them was that i wanted to continue drinking. In the end me, my brother, my sister and her friend went to the Union.

I can remember ordering 6 double vodka and cokes for myself (within the first half hour) then i can remember being back at the flat. Being in the flat trying for ****ing ages to take my contact lenses out. Then my sister returned and after my plea for help she advised me that i'd already taken both lenses out. Then i woke up this morning (afternoon) and discovered that i'd knocked my glasses into the toilet (they normally get placed on top of the cistern when i'm taking my lenses out). I'm too hungover to do anything other than sigh. I do however want to cry. GOD DAMN YOU ALCOHOL!

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Can I have your PC?

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Get some Irn Bru in yer Piehole

COOO-COOO!

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heh

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can't - leave - the - flat

will - die - soon

remember - me

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you woke me up for a chat at 1:30 in the morning...

you didn't think I would know who you were.

You sounded happy :)

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Rankin, youre such a pussy.

If you had to play poker now, youd be able to, no matter how much pain you were in.

Get the **** out into the sunlight, roll and sausage (red sauce), Irn Bru, problem solved.

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Oh dear.

It makes me wonder who else i phoned. Makes me wonder, but i'm not going to check my phone log. Nothing worse than having a fear confirmed.

At least i know what kinda time i got home at (i went out at midnight).


Can you remember what i said (PM please).

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This is why I changed my mobile number.

(Actually, it isnt, because I know Dace is too cheap to dial international rate)

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it wasn't anything too bad. You just apologised profusely for waking me up. Then stated that you were quite pissed.
I said it's ok pete and you said "wow I didn't think you'd know who i was"
Then you said goodbye but carried on talking.

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**** YOU FATTY!

On an aside ... I just went to the (Uni) cafe* and got me a roll and fried egg and a roll and sauasage with tatty scone and a (glass) bottle of limeade. Feeling better already \o/











*which appears in The Fruitellies (sp?) pop song video dontchaknow

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sounds like a drunk me \o/

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die already fs:(

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**** YOU MR CANTGETLAIDFORCASH

Anyway , good to see that some classic Scottish fayre sorted you our a treat. Now if only I can persuade my other half to start eating Tatty Scones and to drink Barrs' limeade , im sorted.

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By "PC" he means "stuff".

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So what happened with the sister's friend? Nothing? Great story NOT!

And surely it was just a case of fetching your glasses out of the toilet water?

PS i have loads of anti-nausea tablets from the chemo which I'm storing for when I'm off cancer and have hangovers - apparently medical students pinch them all the time as they're ace for them :up:

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You are going to die.

You woke me up with 3 phonecalls at 1:40am and another at 2:10am.

You persisted after I cut you off and even after I answered by shouting **** OFF and then hanging up.

I hate you.

(i'm serious)

(the thought that you are going to die gives me great pleasure: provided you do so slowly and painfully)

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After you hung up the first time, when i phoned you back, did i say "Sorry dude, there appears to be a problem with the line as we seemed to get disconnected by accident there". Cause if i did that would make me ROCKSOME!

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why get so drunk? surely there is no pleasure in it? are you alcoholic?

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All i can say is 9 before 9. 9 pints before 9am. Never had such a fun day as that Saturday!

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Vodka and Coke?

What happened to the classic Jager Bombing Runs, followed up by Six Shots in Six Minutes, topped off by Six* in Sixty Seconds?

*Usually by this stage, one is slightly inebriated and thus will often pronouce it 'sex', which often grabs some entertaining interest from strangers in the vicinity.

Well, i suppose it helps being a big bastard, more blood = more booze before being buggered.

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He's Scottish. So yes.

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Following on from MM's post



I CAN QUIT ANY TIME I WANT!

I have been drinking for 32 days in a row now tho (it'll be 33 if i drink today ... I TOLD U I WAS HARDCORE).

On a serious note i didn't think the vodka would **** me up as much as it did *shrug*

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Dear Dace.

Get your head up from yer arse. Your over 20 now, and its only your own bloody fault you drink so much at one time. The "OMG IM SO ****ED UP COUSE I DRANK SHITLOADS" stories are rather pathetic from people at your age. This message was sponsored by your parents.

I suggest you learn to control your drinking and getting laid instead.
Less headace for you, more good stories for us.

It's a win win situation :)

Your friend, Zhukov

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you hurt my feelings :(

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Im trying to be a good friend :(

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I'm pretty sure we all have the same amount of blood in our bodies, no matter what our size? 8 pints?

You just have more fat in you, or larger muscles in you.


Surely you end up in bed by the afternoon though :(

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Of course he doesn't hes a HARDCORE MOTHER****ER the likes of which we could never hope to be :(

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i miss henry already :( :( :(

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Yes but that doesn't mean there's more/less blood in the body, it just means that it moves around the body (in this case, to and from the liver) with more or less ease.